1 00:00:07,815 --> 00:00:09,420 I'M STILL WAITING, SHAWN. 2 00:00:09,452 --> 00:00:13,261 OKAY, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR POINTY, SAD-FACED GUY 3 00:00:13,294 --> 00:00:15,164 FOR MY HORSEY GUY. 4 00:00:15,198 --> 00:00:17,069 STOP, STOP. WHAT IS THIS PIECE CALLED? 5 00:00:17,103 --> 00:00:19,506 I CALL HIM DWIGHT. 6 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:20,842 WHAT IS THIS ONE CALLED? 7 00:00:20,874 --> 00:00:22,613 B.A. BARACUS. 8 00:00:22,646 --> 00:00:24,150 LOOK, SHAWN, IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THIS GAME, 9 00:00:24,182 --> 00:00:25,484 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN WHAT THE PIECES ARE CALLED. 10 00:00:25,518 --> 00:00:27,356 WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA PLAY THIS GAME? 11 00:00:27,388 --> 00:00:28,358 CHESS IS IMPORTANT. 12 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:30,362 IT'S ABOUT STRATEGY. 13 00:00:30,394 --> 00:00:31,631 IT'S ABOUT ANTICIPATING YOUR OPPONENT'S NEXT MOVES. 14 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:33,534 THIS GAME IS AN ALLEGORY FOR LIFE. 15 00:00:33,568 --> 00:00:34,737 AN ALLE-WHAT? 16 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:36,440 LOOK, WHEN YOU'RE ON THE FORCE, 17 00:00:36,473 --> 00:00:38,778 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IN HUGE AMOUNTS OF INFORMATION. 18 00:00:38,810 --> 00:00:40,381 ALIBIS, MOTIVES, WITNESS STATEMENTS. 19 00:00:40,414 --> 00:00:41,416 AND TRUST ME. 20 00:00:41,450 --> 00:00:42,518 IF YOU WANNA WIN, 21 00:00:42,552 --> 00:00:45,292 THIS IS NOT STUFF THAT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE UP AS YOU GO. 22 00:00:45,324 --> 00:00:46,426 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 23 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:48,731 AND I WANT YOU TO FOCUS AND GET SERIOUS. 24 00:00:51,737 --> 00:00:54,310 UH... 25 00:00:54,342 --> 00:00:56,446 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 26 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,515 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S CALLED. 27 00:00:57,548 --> 00:00:58,584 WHAT DID I JUST-- 28 00:00:58,618 --> 00:01:00,121 NEVER MIND. I REMEMBER. 29 00:01:00,121 --> 00:01:03,560 CHECKMATE. 30 00:01:03,595 --> 00:01:04,463 BYE, DAD. 31 00:01:11,576 --> 00:01:12,546 (DAPHNE) TELL ME. 32 00:01:12,578 --> 00:01:13,914 IS HE CHEATING ON ME? 33 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,452 JURY'S STILL OUT. 34 00:01:15,485 --> 00:01:17,723 DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT HE'S TOUCHED RECENTLY? 35 00:01:17,756 --> 00:01:19,760 OH. 36 00:01:19,792 --> 00:01:21,831 I HAVE THE RECEIPT FROM LUNCH. 37 00:01:27,843 --> 00:01:30,381 I'M SENSING THAT HE ALWAYS TAKES YOU OUT FOR LUNCH. 38 00:01:30,415 --> 00:01:32,253 THAT HE NEVER PAYS WITH A CREDIT CARD. 39 00:01:32,286 --> 00:01:33,255 ALWAYS CASH. 40 00:01:33,288 --> 00:01:34,257 THAT'S RIGHT. 41 00:01:34,290 --> 00:01:35,658 I'M ALSO SENSING THAT YOU 42 00:01:35,692 --> 00:01:37,428 CAN ONLY CALL HIM AT THE OFFICE OR ON HIS CELL PHONE. 43 00:01:37,463 --> 00:01:38,765 NEVER, EVER AT HOME? 44 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:39,932 THAT'S DEAD ON. 45 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,804 YOU MUST GET GOOSEBUMPS BEING AROUND HIM. 46 00:01:41,837 --> 00:01:42,938 OH, I GET SOMETHING. 47 00:01:42,973 --> 00:01:44,676 DAPHNE, I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. 48 00:01:44,710 --> 00:01:46,747 THE GOOD NEWS IS HE'S NOT SEEING SOMEONE ELSE. 49 00:01:46,781 --> 00:01:48,818 THE BAD NEWS... 50 00:01:48,851 --> 00:01:49,987 HE'S MARRIED. 51 00:01:50,019 --> 00:01:52,592 WHAT? 52 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:53,627 ARE YOU SURE? 53 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:56,434 JUST TELL HIM A FRIEND TOLD YOU HE WAS MARRIED 54 00:01:56,466 --> 00:01:59,340 AND HIS FACE WILL TELL YOU THE REST. 55 00:01:59,373 --> 00:02:00,241 BUT... 56 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:01,944 WHEN THE MOURNING PERIOD IS OVER, 57 00:02:01,977 --> 00:02:04,750 THIS IS MY FRIEND GUS'S CARD. 58 00:02:04,783 --> 00:02:06,454 HE'S A GOOD LISTENER, AND HE'S WILLING TO CHANGE 59 00:02:06,486 --> 00:02:07,756 EVERYTHING ABOUT HIMSELF FOR A GIRL. 60 00:02:07,789 --> 00:02:08,924 SHAWN, I DO NOT-- 61 00:02:08,957 --> 00:02:09,993 NO, NO. YOU KEEP THAT. 62 00:02:10,026 --> 00:02:11,963 PLEASE. 63 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,605 (Gus) SHAWN, WE'VE REACHED A CERTAIN LEVEL 64 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:16,606 OF SUCCESS. 65 00:02:16,641 --> 00:02:17,876 IF YOU WANNA KEEP DOING THESE 66 00:02:17,908 --> 00:02:19,546 IS "MY BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON ME" CASES, 67 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:20,949 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THEM WITHOUT ME. 68 00:02:20,981 --> 00:02:22,918 GUS, YOU CONTINUE TO UNDERESTIMATE ME. 69 00:02:22,953 --> 00:02:24,790 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW, AS WE SPEAK, 70 00:02:24,823 --> 00:02:25,924 WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE OFFICE 71 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:28,831 TO MEET WITH TWO GENTLEMEN NAMED SHOCKLEY AND GODDARD 72 00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:30,100 WHO HAVE A VERY BIG CASE FOR US. 73 00:02:30,132 --> 00:02:31,102 SO WHAT ARE WE TALKIN'? 74 00:02:31,134 --> 00:02:33,105 ROBBERY? MISSING PERSONS? 75 00:02:33,138 --> 00:02:36,581 THEY WANT US TO LOOK INTO THE SERIOUS MATTER OF... 76 00:02:36,613 --> 00:02:38,385 WELL, THAT ACTUALLY WASN'T IN THE E-MAIL. 77 00:02:38,418 --> 00:02:39,652 SO HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS REAL? 78 00:02:39,686 --> 00:02:40,855 THEY USED ALL CAPS, GUS. 79 00:02:40,889 --> 00:02:41,857 THE MEETING'S AT 2:00. 80 00:02:41,891 --> 00:02:43,428 WE BETTER HURRY. 81 00:02:43,461 --> 00:02:44,897 IT'S 2:18. 82 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,901 WELL, SOMEBODY HAD TO HAVE THE BELGIAN CHOCOLATE FONDUE. 83 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,672 DIDN'T THEY? THAT WAS YOU, SHAWN. 84 00:02:49,706 --> 00:02:51,444 WELL PLAYED, SIR. 85 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:55,619 JUST LET ME DO THE TALKING. 86 00:02:55,651 --> 00:02:56,454 I DON'T WANT YOU TO SCARE THEM OFF 87 00:02:56,487 --> 00:02:58,088 WITH YOUR NON SEQUITUR RIDICULOUSNESS. 88 00:03:01,563 --> 00:03:03,835 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT MR. SHOCKLEY AND MR. GODDARD. 89 00:03:11,048 --> 00:03:14,020 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 90 00:03:14,054 --> 00:03:15,156 * 91 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:16,894 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 92 00:03:16,927 --> 00:03:18,797 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 93 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:20,000 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 94 00:03:20,032 --> 00:03:21,803 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 95 00:03:21,836 --> 00:03:23,139 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION? 96 00:03:23,172 --> 00:03:25,445 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 97 00:03:25,479 --> 00:03:26,981 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 98 00:03:27,014 --> 00:03:29,520 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 99 00:03:29,552 --> 00:03:31,556 * I KNOW YOU KNOW * 100 00:03:35,565 --> 00:03:37,166 OKAY, BEFORE ONE OF US GOES ALL CRAZY 101 00:03:37,201 --> 00:03:38,904 AND DEMANDS THE OTHER ONE APOLOGIZE 102 00:03:38,938 --> 00:03:40,642 FOR TAKING A CASE FROM A COUPLE GRADE SCHOOLERS, 103 00:03:40,674 --> 00:03:42,144 LET'S JUST HEAR THEM OUT. 104 00:03:44,749 --> 00:03:46,252 WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU, GENTLEMEN? 105 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:48,857 ONE OF OUR TEACHERS IS A MURDERER. 106 00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:50,060 OKAY, I'M SORRY. 107 00:03:50,093 --> 00:03:51,796 PLEASE, CONTINUE. 108 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:52,999 (Goddard) HE'S KILLED BEFORE. 109 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:55,003 AND IN TWO DAYS, HE'S GONNA KILL AGAIN. 110 00:03:55,037 --> 00:03:57,074 AND THE COPS DON'T LISTEN TO US 'CAUSE WE'RE KIDS. 111 00:03:57,107 --> 00:03:59,178 OKAY, WELL, SINCE WE'RE HERE, 112 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:00,481 AND WE DON'T HAVE ANOTHER MEETING FOR... 113 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:02,352 A WEEK, 114 00:04:02,384 --> 00:04:04,557 WHICH ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS IS GOING TO DO THIS TERRIBLE THING? 115 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:05,724 WE DON'T KNOW. 116 00:04:05,759 --> 00:04:06,894 WHO'S BEEN MURDERED? 117 00:04:06,926 --> 00:04:08,697 WE DON'T KNOW. WHO'S THE NEXT VICTIM? 118 00:04:08,731 --> 00:04:09,699 WE DON'T KNOW. 119 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:11,101 PERFECT. I HAVE NO MORE QUESTIONS. 120 00:04:11,134 --> 00:04:12,103 SHAWN. 121 00:04:12,136 --> 00:04:14,075 I GOT NOTHING. 122 00:04:14,107 --> 00:04:15,745 CAN WE JUST START FROM THE TOP? 123 00:04:15,778 --> 00:04:17,848 YES. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 124 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,852 WELL, SHOCK AND I GO TO MEITNER, AND... 125 00:04:19,887 --> 00:04:22,626 THE MEITNER SCHOOL FOR GIFTED STUDENTS? 126 00:04:22,658 --> 00:04:24,160 THESE KIDS ARE GENIUSES. 127 00:04:24,195 --> 00:04:25,197 TECHNICALLY, 128 00:04:25,229 --> 00:04:27,034 NEAR GENIUS. 129 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,203 THE SCHOOL HAS SOME PRETTY COOL STUFF. 130 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:29,607 SO WE BROKE IN LATE AT NIGHT. 131 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,876 SAY NO MORE. FIGHT CLUB. 132 00:04:31,911 --> 00:04:34,181 (Goddard) NO, TO HACK INTO A SPACE PROBE 133 00:04:34,215 --> 00:04:35,585 AND SEE IF WE COULD GET IT TO BLINK A WORD 134 00:04:35,619 --> 00:04:36,721 IN OLD MORSE CODE. 135 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:38,625 WHICH WORD? 136 00:04:38,658 --> 00:04:40,328 BOOBS. BOOBS. 137 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,097 YOU WENT FROM ALL THAT TROUBLE JUST TO GET SOME NASA TECHS 138 00:04:42,131 --> 00:04:43,133 TO SCRATCH THEIR HEADS? 139 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:44,770 YEAH. 140 00:04:44,802 --> 00:04:46,272 COME ON, GUS. THAT'S KINDA FUNNY. 141 00:04:46,305 --> 00:04:47,776 (Shockley) WHILE RECONFIGURING THE RECEIVER, 142 00:04:47,808 --> 00:04:49,812 WE ACCIDENTALLY TAPPED INTO A CELL PHONE CALL 143 00:04:49,847 --> 00:04:50,814 BEING MADE FROM THE MEITNER CAMPUS. 144 00:04:50,849 --> 00:04:52,016 IT WAS STATICKY. 145 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:53,987 BUT WE HEARD A DEEP, GRAVELLY VOICE 146 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,022 TALKING TO THEIR COUSIN. 147 00:04:55,056 --> 00:04:56,092 SOMEONE NAMED MURIEL. 148 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:57,362 AND YOU WANT US TO FIGURE OUT WHY 149 00:04:57,394 --> 00:05:00,066 SOMEONE WOULD NAME THEIR KID MURIEL? 150 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,737 THE VOICE SAID SOMETHING LIKE, 151 00:05:01,771 --> 00:05:03,708 "I'M NOT GONNA BE PUSHED INTO A CORNER AGAIN." 152 00:05:03,741 --> 00:05:04,877 (Shawn) ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T 153 00:05:04,909 --> 00:05:05,911 DIRTY DANCING? 154 00:05:05,945 --> 00:05:07,848 AND THEN WE ALSO HEARD VERBATIM 155 00:05:07,883 --> 00:05:10,087 "IF I HAVE TO, I'LL KILL HIM. 156 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,859 "IT WON'T BE MY FIRST TIME. 157 00:05:12,892 --> 00:05:13,928 BY WEDNESDAY, HE'S A GONER." 158 00:05:13,961 --> 00:05:15,865 A GONER? 159 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:16,867 IT MAY HAVE BEEN JAMES CAGNEY. 160 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,236 SHAWN, CAN I HAVE A MINUTE? 161 00:05:21,409 --> 00:05:22,276 (together) WE'RE TAKING THIS CASE. 162 00:05:22,311 --> 00:05:24,248 (together) YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS CASE? 163 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,219 IT'S A CHANCE TO GO UNDERCOVER IN HIGH SCHOOL 164 00:05:26,252 --> 00:05:27,221 A LA 21 JUMPSTREET. 165 00:05:27,254 --> 00:05:29,290 OBVIOUSLY, I'M JOHNNY DEPP. 166 00:05:29,325 --> 00:05:31,195 SADLY, YOU CAN ONLY PASS FOR HOLLY ROBINSON. 167 00:05:31,229 --> 00:05:32,866 WHY CAN'T I BE RICHARD GRIECO? 168 00:05:32,898 --> 00:05:34,268 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE RICHARD GRIECO? 169 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,305 ISN'T THIS THE PART WHERE YOU SAY, 170 00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:38,276 (mimicking Gus) "THERE AIN'T NO CASE HERE, SHAWN." 171 00:05:38,309 --> 00:05:41,081 (mimicking Gus) JUST A COUPLE KIDS CRYING WOLF. 172 00:05:41,114 --> 00:05:42,886 I DON'T SOUND LIKE RICHARD ROUNDTREE, SHAWN. 173 00:05:42,918 --> 00:05:44,989 WHY ARE YOU SO EAGER? 174 00:05:45,022 --> 00:05:45,991 SAME AS YOU. 175 00:05:46,024 --> 00:05:47,427 I WAS A KING IN HIGH SCHOOL. 176 00:05:47,462 --> 00:05:49,366 JUST BECAUSE YOU CARRIED A SCEPTER DOESN'T MAKE YOU A KING. 177 00:05:49,399 --> 00:05:50,468 THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS IN MACBETH. 178 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,437 DUDE, YOU PLAYED BANQUO'S KID. 179 00:05:52,472 --> 00:05:55,378 YOU GUYS, CAN YOU HELP US? 180 00:05:55,411 --> 00:05:57,816 IS A LIZARD'S SKIN DRY AND CRACKED? 181 00:05:57,849 --> 00:05:59,386 [whispering to each other] 182 00:06:03,393 --> 00:06:05,263 WE BELIEVE THAT IT IS. 183 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,284 GUESS WHAT TODAY IS. 184 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:17,888 IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE TOUCHY-FEELY HOLIDAYS 185 00:06:17,923 --> 00:06:20,060 INVENTED BY CARD COMPANIES TO GOAD ME INTO BUYING A PRESENT 186 00:06:20,092 --> 00:06:21,094 FOR SOMEBODY I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT, IS IT? 187 00:06:21,129 --> 00:06:22,531 NO, TODAY'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. 188 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:24,468 COME AGAIN? 189 00:06:24,502 --> 00:06:26,104 IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR TO THE DAY 190 00:06:26,139 --> 00:06:28,009 THAT I CAME TO SANTA BARBARA AND WE GOT PARTNERED UP. 191 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:29,145 HMM. 192 00:06:29,177 --> 00:06:30,212 I DIDN'T GET YOU A PRESENT. 193 00:06:30,246 --> 00:06:32,585 I DON'T WANT A PRESENT. THAT'S WHAT ALL WOMEN SAY. 194 00:06:32,617 --> 00:06:34,556 BUT BELIEVE ME, DEEP DOWN, YOU WANT A PRESENT. 195 00:06:34,588 --> 00:06:36,124 MY SOON-TO-BE EX-WIFE ALWAYS HATED 196 00:06:36,158 --> 00:06:37,361 WHAT I GAVE HER. 197 00:06:37,394 --> 00:06:38,430 WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER? 198 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:39,466 CASH, MOSTLY. 199 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:40,501 UGH. 200 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:41,937 ANYWAY, 201 00:06:41,971 --> 00:06:43,574 THIS ANNIVERSARY MEANS THAT MY ONE-YEAR PROBATION 202 00:06:43,606 --> 00:06:44,843 PERIOD IS OVER. 203 00:06:44,877 --> 00:06:46,446 SO WHAT I WANT, 204 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,549 THAT IS, WHAT WOULD BE GOOD, 205 00:06:48,584 --> 00:06:50,119 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS-- 206 00:06:50,152 --> 00:06:52,425 I THINK I'M ENTITLED TO BE PRIMARY ON A CASE. 207 00:06:54,897 --> 00:06:56,231 HOW LATE ARE THE SHOPS OPEN TONIGHT? 208 00:06:56,264 --> 00:06:59,237 CHIEF VICK SAYS MOLDING YOUNG OFFICERS IS YOUR DUTY. 209 00:06:59,270 --> 00:07:00,841 AND SHE'S ALREADY APPROVED THIS. 210 00:07:00,841 --> 00:07:02,277 NOW GIVE ME A CASE. 211 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:05,183 FINE. 212 00:07:08,288 --> 00:07:10,193 LET'S SEE. HOMICIDE. 213 00:07:10,227 --> 00:07:12,164 THAT'S A BIT MESSY FOR YOUR FIRST TIME. 214 00:07:12,197 --> 00:07:13,065 HI-TECH BURGLARY. 215 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,071 YOU NEED A LOT OF FORENSICS FOR THAT ONE. 216 00:07:16,105 --> 00:07:17,041 BAKE SALE SLAP FIGHT. 217 00:07:17,073 --> 00:07:20,180 SEEMS EASY, BUT BELIEVE ME, I WORKED ONE ONCE. 218 00:07:20,212 --> 00:07:21,249 HAD TO CALL IN S.W.A.T. 219 00:07:21,281 --> 00:07:22,452 OH, COME ON. 220 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,255 ALL RIGHT. 221 00:07:24,287 --> 00:07:27,929 COUPLE KIDS CAME IN COMPLAINING ABOUT ONE OF THE TEACHERS. 222 00:07:27,963 --> 00:07:31,269 ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOTHING OF LOWER PRIORITY FOR ME TO HANDLE? 223 00:07:31,301 --> 00:07:33,238 LESSON NUMBER ONE, O'HARA. 224 00:07:33,272 --> 00:07:34,943 THERE ARE NO SMALL CASES; 225 00:07:34,977 --> 00:07:36,513 ONLY SMALL DETECTIVES. 226 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,955 LET'S ROLL. 227 00:07:44,327 --> 00:07:46,164 (Shawn) AH, HIGH SCHOOL. 228 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,366 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PROVE 229 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,604 THAT ONE OF OUR TEACHERS WAS A MONSTER. 230 00:07:48,637 --> 00:07:51,374 YOU REMEMBER OUR FRESHMAN MUSIC TEACHER, MRS. JORGENSTORM? 231 00:07:51,408 --> 00:07:53,113 SHE WAS A NIGHTBREED. SHE WAS NOT. 232 00:07:53,146 --> 00:07:54,180 SHE USED TO DATE CRAIG SHEFFER. SHE DID NOT. 233 00:07:54,215 --> 00:07:56,251 SHE WORE A TON OF MAKE-UP AND LIVED IN A CEMETERY. 234 00:07:56,284 --> 00:07:58,422 NEXT TO A CEMETERY. SO SHE CLAIMED. 235 00:07:58,456 --> 00:08:00,693 IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, YOU WERE ALWAYS TOO AFRAID 236 00:08:00,728 --> 00:08:02,363 TO FOLLOW HER HOME. 237 00:08:02,397 --> 00:08:03,333 SO ANY LEADS YET? 238 00:08:03,365 --> 00:08:04,768 HOLD IT THERE, DOOGIE. FIRST THINGS FIRST. 239 00:08:04,802 --> 00:08:06,404 WHERE DO I GET A JUICE BOX? 240 00:08:06,438 --> 00:08:08,408 AND DOES IT COME IN GRAPE-A-LICIOUS? 241 00:08:08,442 --> 00:08:09,445 SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOING PSYCHIC STUFF? 242 00:08:09,478 --> 00:08:11,449 SOMEONE COULD BE KILLED IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS. 243 00:08:11,482 --> 00:08:13,386 POSSIBLY ONE OF US. 244 00:08:13,418 --> 00:08:16,024 IF YOU'RE SO SMART, WHY DON'T YOU SOLVE THE THING? 245 00:08:16,059 --> 00:08:17,094 MIDTERMS? DUH. 246 00:08:17,126 --> 00:08:18,696 I NEED TO MAINTAIN MY G.P.A. 247 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:21,102 TO KEEP MY SCHOLARSHIP STIPEND. 248 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,304 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 249 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,274 CLEARLY, WE HAVE TO GET INSIDE. WHAT'S OUR COVER GONNA BE? 250 00:08:24,308 --> 00:08:25,276 WAIT, I'VE GOT IT. 251 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:26,513 YOU'RE THE PREPPY JERK WHO'S DATING THE GIRL 252 00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:27,781 I'M IN LOVE WITH. 253 00:08:27,815 --> 00:08:29,217 I'M THE LONELY CAFETERIA GUY 254 00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:30,219 WHO MOWS LAWNS AND HAS A HEART OF GOLD. 255 00:08:30,253 --> 00:08:32,324 LET IT GO, SHAWN. YOU CAN'T PASS FOR A TEENAGER. 256 00:08:32,356 --> 00:08:33,392 (Goddard) YEAH, HE'S RIGHT. 257 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,362 YOU GOT RHYTIDS AROUND THE EYES. 258 00:08:35,396 --> 00:08:37,134 WHAT DID HE JUST SAY TO ME? 259 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:38,203 CROW'S FEET. DO YOU SQUINT 260 00:08:38,236 --> 00:08:41,142 OR MAKE FUNNY FACES A LOT? 261 00:08:41,175 --> 00:08:43,278 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS ARE ALL NUTS. 262 00:08:43,313 --> 00:08:44,616 IF I GREW MY HAIR OUT, RAISED MY VOICE AN OCTAVE, 263 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,651 I COULD-- STOP, SHAWN. 264 00:08:45,684 --> 00:08:46,785 I'VE ALREADY WORKED IT OUT. 265 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,557 WE'RE DOCUMENTARIANS WORKING ON A NEW FILM 266 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:51,262 CALLED TEENIUSES: IN THE MIX. 267 00:08:51,294 --> 00:08:52,430 TEENIUSES? YES. 268 00:08:52,463 --> 00:08:54,434 REALLY, DUDE? 269 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,373 YOU'VE GOT TEENIUSES RIGHT ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE? IN THE MIX. 270 00:08:57,406 --> 00:09:00,113 WE ALREADY GOT YOUR COVER STORY. 271 00:09:00,147 --> 00:09:01,081 (Headmaster) PERSONALLY, I'M NOT SURE 272 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:05,457 THAT I SEE THE MERITS OF A CLASS IN PARANORMAL STUDIES, 273 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:07,628 BUT WE DO LET THE STUDENTS CHOOSE ONE GUEST INSTRUCTOR 274 00:09:07,662 --> 00:09:09,130 A SEMESTER. 275 00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:12,536 C. EVERETT KOOP WAS CRUSHED THAT HE DIDN'T GET IT. 276 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:16,812 WHAT IS THIS? LIKE A STUDY HALL? 277 00:09:16,846 --> 00:09:18,483 OH, NO. RECESS. 278 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:24,460 [sniffing] DOES IT SMELL LIKE TEEN SPIRIT IN HERE? 279 00:09:24,495 --> 00:09:27,367 SHH! 280 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,402 SHH. 281 00:09:33,478 --> 00:09:35,617 [chair rattling] 282 00:09:35,651 --> 00:09:37,587 SO TELL ME, HEADMASTER, 283 00:09:37,621 --> 00:09:40,459 CAN A FORMER APPLICANT REQUEST HIS OR HER FILE? 284 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,396 OH, NO. WHY? 285 00:09:42,431 --> 00:09:45,303 OH, FOR THE GENERAL PUBLIC'S GENERAL WELFARE. 286 00:09:45,337 --> 00:09:48,309 YOU KNOW, GENERALLY. 287 00:09:48,343 --> 00:09:50,512 DEBBIE WILL GIVE YOU THE FORMS YOU'LL NEED TO SIGN. 288 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,556 AN APPLICATION, GUS? 289 00:09:55,589 --> 00:09:57,261 JUST CURIOUS. 290 00:09:57,294 --> 00:09:58,528 YOU APPLIED TO THIS SCHOOL BACK IN THE DAY. 291 00:09:58,562 --> 00:10:00,300 DIDN'T YOU? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT IT. 292 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,201 WHO CAN REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK? 293 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:05,611 W-WHOA, IS THAT WHY YOU CRIED FOR A MONTH WHEN WE WERE TEN? 294 00:10:05,643 --> 00:10:06,945 BECAUSE THEY REJECTED YOU? 295 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:07,982 [whispering] GET DOWN. 296 00:10:13,627 --> 00:10:14,461 EXCUSE ME. 297 00:10:14,494 --> 00:10:16,532 O'HARA. 298 00:10:16,565 --> 00:10:19,003 LESSON NUMBER TWO. COPS DON'T WAIT IN LINE. 299 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:20,340 THEY GO STRAIGHT TO THE FRONT. 300 00:10:20,372 --> 00:10:22,745 EVEN AT STARBUCKS. 301 00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:24,481 HI, SBPD. 302 00:10:24,514 --> 00:10:25,550 CAN I PLEASE GET THE CLASS SCHEDULES FOR THESE STUDENTS? 303 00:10:25,582 --> 00:10:26,952 THANK YOU. 304 00:10:26,986 --> 00:10:28,656 LESSON NUMBER THREE. DON'T SAY "PLEASE," 305 00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:30,727 DON'T SAY "THANK YOU," AND DEFINITELY DON'T SAY "HI." 306 00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:32,631 SPIRIT SQUAD AUDITIONS WERE OVER TEN YEARS AGO. 307 00:10:32,664 --> 00:10:34,802 YOU'RE AN AUTHORITY FIGURE. ACT LIKE IT. 308 00:10:34,836 --> 00:10:36,639 EVER HEARD "YOU CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY"? 309 00:10:36,672 --> 00:10:37,808 LESSON NUMBER FOUR. 310 00:10:37,842 --> 00:10:39,577 DON'T QUOTE CORNPONE COUNTRY BUMPKIN SAYINGS 311 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:40,680 TO YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER. 312 00:10:40,713 --> 00:10:41,983 HOW MANY LESSONS ARE THERE? 313 00:10:42,015 --> 00:10:44,388 638. 314 00:10:44,421 --> 00:10:46,559 WELCOME TO THE MEITNER SCHOOL FOR GIFTED CHILDREN. 315 00:10:46,591 --> 00:10:47,962 HOW MAY WE-- [gasps] 316 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,498 IT'S A MIRACLE. 317 00:10:49,530 --> 00:10:50,567 (Gus) THANK GOD, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 318 00:10:50,599 --> 00:10:53,638 WE HEARD A COP NAMED LASSIE DIED. 319 00:10:53,673 --> 00:10:55,041 JULES, TELL ME YOU GOT THE FLOWERS. 320 00:10:55,076 --> 00:10:57,080 LASSIE THREE WAS A RETIRED POLICE DOG. 321 00:10:57,112 --> 00:10:59,485 OH. 322 00:10:59,518 --> 00:11:01,321 FROM THE OBIT, IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU TWO HAD IN COMMON. 323 00:11:01,321 --> 00:11:04,461 STRONG, DEDICATED, LOYAL. 324 00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:05,562 BOUTS WITH RINGWORM. EXPRESSIVE EYES. 325 00:11:05,597 --> 00:11:07,467 GOES LIKE THIS AFTER HE POOPS. 326 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,672 [feet scratching ground] 327 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:10,573 SHAWN. 328 00:11:10,606 --> 00:11:11,910 SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU GUYS WORKING MY CASE? 329 00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,879 CASE? WHAT CASE? 330 00:11:13,914 --> 00:11:15,583 NO, NO, NO, NO. 331 00:11:15,616 --> 00:11:17,620 THEY'VE BEEN AFTER ME FOR A WHILE TO TEACH A CLASS. 332 00:11:17,654 --> 00:11:19,490 WHAT DO WE SAY? 333 00:11:19,525 --> 00:11:21,595 HMM? 334 00:11:21,628 --> 00:11:23,466 OH! RIGHT. [clears throat] 335 00:11:23,498 --> 00:11:26,104 STAY OUT OF OUR WAY AND DON'T GET INVOLVED, SPENCER. 336 00:11:28,642 --> 00:11:30,112 THIS PLACE IS OVERWHELMING. 337 00:11:30,145 --> 00:11:31,213 WHERE DO WE EVEN START? 338 00:11:31,248 --> 00:11:34,154 EASY. WHO WERE THE EYES AND EARS OF DUFMAN ELEMENTARY? 339 00:11:34,186 --> 00:11:35,622 MR. GRAVES, THE CUSTODIAN. 340 00:11:35,657 --> 00:11:37,594 WE HAD A SPECIAL BOND. 341 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,636 CUSTODIANS HAVE ACCESS TO THE BUILDING AT NIGHT. 342 00:11:42,671 --> 00:11:44,875 HE COULD BE OUR BAD GUY. 343 00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:47,046 IF HE HAS A DEEP AND GRAVELLY VOICE, 344 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,919 HE'S EL SUSPECTO PRIMERO. 345 00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:55,161 YO. 346 00:11:55,196 --> 00:11:56,699 HOW YOU DOING? 347 00:11:56,732 --> 00:11:58,769 I'M MOPPING UP VOMIT. HOW DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? 348 00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:01,441 BY THE WAY, THOSE MATS IN FRONT OF THE DOORS ARE 349 00:12:01,441 --> 00:12:04,515 TO RUB YOUR SHOES ON. THANKS FOR THE EXTRA WORK. 350 00:12:04,548 --> 00:12:06,117 UH, WHOOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT. 351 00:12:06,151 --> 00:12:08,622 UH, I'M SHAWN SPENCER, PSYCHIC LECTURER. 352 00:12:08,656 --> 00:12:11,093 AND I SENSE THAT SOMETHING IS AMISS IN YOUR UNIVERSE. 353 00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:13,131 YEAH, MY LUMBAGO'S FLARING UP. 354 00:12:13,164 --> 00:12:14,099 NOPE, NOT THAT. 355 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,871 SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE OUT OF THE ORDINARY... 356 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,874 SOMETHING... ANYTHING? 357 00:12:17,907 --> 00:12:19,645 CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? 358 00:12:19,677 --> 00:12:21,681 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN HERE ON FRIDAY NIGHT? 359 00:12:21,715 --> 00:12:24,989 OH. UM... 360 00:12:25,022 --> 00:12:27,160 NOPE. NOTHING SPRINGS TO MIND. UH... 361 00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:29,630 I CAN SENSE YOU'RE LYING. 362 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:33,539 THE SPIRITS TELL ME THAT YOUR LITTLE PANTS ARE ON FIRE. 363 00:12:33,573 --> 00:12:36,278 FINE. I FOUND THIS WEIRD GOLD PIN 364 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:38,247 WHEN I HAD TO WORK LATE FRIDAY NIGHT. 365 00:12:38,282 --> 00:12:40,620 WHEN I MOPPED THIS AREA, NO PIN. 366 00:12:40,653 --> 00:12:42,857 BUT WHEN I CIRCLED BACK TO WAX, THERE IT WAS. 367 00:12:42,891 --> 00:12:44,561 SO YOU'RE SAYING IT GOT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? 368 00:12:44,595 --> 00:12:45,830 WHO DO I LOOK LIKE? JAKE AND THE FATMAN? 369 00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:47,701 ALL I KNOW IS THAT AFTER TWO WEEKS IN THE LOST AND FOUND, 370 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,573 IT'S MINE. LEGIT. 371 00:12:50,607 --> 00:12:54,114 WHERE IS THIS LOST AND FOUND? 372 00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:58,589 WHO LOSES A MICROSCOPE AND DOESN'T COME LOOKING FOR IT? 373 00:12:58,623 --> 00:13:01,561 EAR INFECTION MEDICINES. INHALERS. 374 00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:06,303 WHAT APPEARS TO BE 168 PAIRS OF HIDEOUS EYEGLASSES. 375 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,952 S.X.Y. 376 00:13:12,985 --> 00:13:15,958 APPARENTLY, OUR PERP IS SO SEXY, HE FELT THE NEED 377 00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:19,264 TO DIE CAST IT ONTO STEEL AND WEAR IT ON HIS LAPEL. 378 00:13:19,296 --> 00:13:20,332 THAT'S NOT AN S. 379 00:13:20,365 --> 00:13:21,869 THAT'S THE INTEGRAL SIGN IN CALCULUS 380 00:13:21,903 --> 00:13:23,338 FOR THE AREA UNDER THE CURVE XY. 381 00:13:23,371 --> 00:13:25,710 WHOEVER WAS SKULKING AROUND HERE AFTER HOURS 382 00:13:25,742 --> 00:13:26,879 MUST BE A MATH TEACHER. 383 00:13:26,913 --> 00:13:27,915 HOW MANY MATH TEACHERS WORK HERE? 384 00:13:27,947 --> 00:13:28,949 FOUR OR FIVE TOPS? 385 00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:29,951 18. 386 00:13:29,986 --> 00:13:31,188 HMM. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 387 00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:33,959 I HAVE A PLAN. IT'S A SCARY ONE. 388 00:13:33,993 --> 00:13:36,430 WE'LL HAVE TO RELY ON ALL OUR ANIMAL INSTINCTS. 389 00:13:36,463 --> 00:13:39,906 WE ARE GOING TO THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE. 390 00:13:44,715 --> 00:13:47,987 TRY TO BLEND IN. ACT NATURAL. 391 00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:48,924 [Shawn clearing throat] 392 00:13:48,956 --> 00:13:51,060 HOW 'BOUT THESE KIDS TODAY, HUH? 393 00:13:51,093 --> 00:13:53,733 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS SELECTION OF DONUTS. 394 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,103 THIS IS PATHETIC. 395 00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:57,405 WHO LEFT A TENTH? 396 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,944 I WANNA KNOW HOW THAT MAKES SENSE. 397 00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:00,446 YOU-- SHAWN, FOCUS. 398 00:14:00,478 --> 00:14:01,681 MATH TEACHER. 399 00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:03,385 [donut dropping] 400 00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:05,022 THERE'S NO MATH TEACHERS HERE. 401 00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:06,058 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 402 00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:09,999 THAT GUY'S BEEN WEARING GOGGLES. 403 00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:13,873 HE'S CLEARLY A CHEM LAB TEACHER. 404 00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:14,875 [violin note] 405 00:14:14,908 --> 00:14:16,744 VIOLIN HICKEY. MUSIC TEACHER. 406 00:14:18,515 --> 00:14:20,286 HOWEVER, A GYM TEACHER COULD BE MORE OUR SPEED. 407 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,871 HEY, BUDDY. 408 00:14:29,906 --> 00:14:30,840 UH, WE'RE NEW HERE. 409 00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:33,077 AND WE WERE TOLD TO SEE A MATH TEACHER 410 00:14:33,112 --> 00:14:33,947 SPECIALIZING IN CALCULUS. 411 00:14:33,979 --> 00:14:37,152 PROFESSOR HAHN HANDLES ALL REMEDIAL MATH. 412 00:14:37,185 --> 00:14:38,288 THAT QUALIFIES AS REMEDIAL. 413 00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:41,028 WHAT'S CALCULUS? THE ONE WITH THE BLOCKS AND THE SHAPES? 414 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,898 DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND HIM? 415 00:14:42,932 --> 00:14:44,034 YOU CAN CATCH HIM AT THE END OF THE DAY. 416 00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:45,938 HE'S IN MY CARPOOL. 417 00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:47,172 SWEET! GUS, THIS SCHOOL HAS A CARPOOL. 418 00:14:47,205 --> 00:14:48,207 ANSWER TO OUR PRAYERS. 419 00:14:48,241 --> 00:14:50,111 WHY? GUS MANAGED TO GET HIS CAR IMPOUNDED. 420 00:14:50,145 --> 00:14:51,113 HE PARKED ON A STATUE. 421 00:14:51,147 --> 00:14:52,115 I'M CONTESTING THE TICKET. 422 00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:53,418 HERE'S THE THING. 423 00:14:53,452 --> 00:14:55,857 WE HAD TO TAKE THE BUS TO SCHOOL TODAY. 424 00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,159 I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE MYSELF A WEDGY. 425 00:14:57,192 --> 00:14:59,129 GUS HAD TO SIT NEXT TO THE GIRL WHO PEED. 426 00:14:59,163 --> 00:15:00,131 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL OF THIS? 427 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,801 I THOUGHT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS. 428 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,407 CAN WE GET A LIFT HOME? 429 00:15:07,146 --> 00:15:10,152 SO MUST BE FUN BEING A GYM TEACHER. 430 00:15:10,186 --> 00:15:12,056 YOU GET TO PLAY SPORTS ALL DAY. 431 00:15:12,089 --> 00:15:15,062 I TEACH GYM AT A SCHOOL FULL OF PRODIGY NERDS. 432 00:15:15,095 --> 00:15:17,333 I START OFF MY DAY BY GETTING 300 NOTES 433 00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:20,538 EXCUSING KIDS FROM GYM CLASS BECAUSE OF RICKETS OR IBS. 434 00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:23,145 I TOSSED A BALL AT A STUDENT ONCE. 435 00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:24,147 HE WET HIS PANTS. 436 00:15:24,179 --> 00:15:27,552 AND HIS PARENTS FILED A CIVIL SUIT AGAINST ME. 437 00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:30,592 PROFESSOR HAHN. HAHN. 438 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,062 MATH TEACHER, RIGHT? 439 00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:36,004 YES. ARE YOU THE NEW PSYCHIC LECTURER? 440 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,109 THAT I AM. 441 00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,014 I'M GETTING A FEELING ABOUT YOU. 442 00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:42,483 ARE YOU A RIGHT SAID FRED FAN? 443 00:15:42,516 --> 00:15:44,420 ARE YOU TOO SEXY FOR YOUR SHIRT? 444 00:15:44,454 --> 00:15:46,091 EXCUSE ME. 445 00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:49,097 I'M SENSING YOU'RE SO SEXY IT HURTS. 446 00:15:49,129 --> 00:15:50,099 BOOP. 447 00:15:50,131 --> 00:15:52,269 OH. HOW'D YOU FIND THAT? 448 00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:56,643 HEY, MORON. RIGHT UP HERE. 449 00:15:56,678 --> 00:15:58,247 I'M SENSING RILEY MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN 450 00:15:58,281 --> 00:16:00,452 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T USE THE CARPOOL LAST FRIDAY. 451 00:16:00,486 --> 00:16:01,921 WOW, THAT'S RIGHT. I STAYED LATE. 452 00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:03,425 OKAY, RIGHT HERE. 453 00:16:03,457 --> 00:16:04,459 STOP RIGHT HERE. 454 00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:12,276 DEEP VOICE. MISSED THE CARPOOL ON FRIDAY. 455 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,278 SOUNDS LIKE OUR GUY. 456 00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:14,113 NOW WE'VE JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT 457 00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,983 WHY AND HOW HE'S GONNA KILL SOMEBODY. 458 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,087 [rapping on window] 459 00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:19,124 AND ONE MORE THING. 460 00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:21,360 IF YOU ARE LATE PICKING ME UP IN THE MORNING, 461 00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:23,097 I WILL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF. 462 00:16:25,101 --> 00:16:28,107 MAYBE JUST THE HOW. 463 00:16:28,475 --> 00:16:29,510 (Gus) ARE YOU PREPARED FOR YOUR PSYCHIC SEMINAR? 464 00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:31,247 (Shawn) GUS, PLEASE. 465 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,182 ANY LEADS? 466 00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:35,122 I'M ADAPTING THIS INTO A NANCY DREW FANFIC. 467 00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:37,126 I BELIEVE WHOEVER'S INVOLVED IS IN THE VICINITY. 468 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,327 WE MADE NOTES FOR YOU. 469 00:16:38,361 --> 00:16:40,465 BULLET POINTS YOU MIGHT WANNA TRY TO HIT. 470 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,335 DON'T SHOW ANY FEAR. DON'T SPLIT ANY INFINITIVES. 471 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,404 DON'T DANGLE YOUR PARTICIPLES. 472 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,406 AT LEAST NOT IN PUBLIC. 473 00:16:44,439 --> 00:16:47,146 LOOK, IF I UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU GUYS WERE SAYING, 474 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,481 I'D STILL BE A VIRGIN. 475 00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:50,519 NOW, RUN ALONG. 476 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,225 GO TO CLASS. 477 00:16:53,257 --> 00:16:54,393 REALLY? 478 00:16:54,426 --> 00:16:55,562 [school bell ringing] 479 00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:57,533 [students chattering] 480 00:17:05,549 --> 00:17:07,352 HAHN IS HERE. 481 00:17:07,386 --> 00:17:11,561 THE SEMINAR'S OPEN TO BOTH STUDENTS AND TEACHERS, GUS. 482 00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:13,664 I PERSONALLY EXTENDED HAHN AN INVITATION SO I CAN GRILL HIM 483 00:17:13,697 --> 00:17:15,235 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 484 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,108 IF HE'S KILLED BEFORE, I'LL GET HIM TO CONFESS. 485 00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:19,509 HOW'RE YOU GONNA INTERROGATE SOMEONE 486 00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:21,581 AND TEACH A CLASS AT THE SAME TIME? 487 00:17:21,614 --> 00:17:23,551 FIRST THE CARROT, 488 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,122 THEN THE STICK. 489 00:17:25,156 --> 00:17:26,591 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DO YOU? 490 00:17:26,624 --> 00:17:29,429 LEAVE ME ALONE. 491 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,268 PHSYSICS. 492 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,371 THE PHYSICS OF PSYCHICS. 493 00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:34,839 I'M PROFESSOR SHAWN SPENCER. 494 00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:39,384 I WILL BE YOUR PSYCHIC FERRYMAN OVER THE RIVER STYX. 495 00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:40,518 THAT'S GUS. 496 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:41,520 MY FERRY. 497 00:17:41,553 --> 00:17:42,922 HELLO. 498 00:17:42,955 --> 00:17:44,760 (Shawn) EACH ONE OF US IS BORN WITH A KERNEL 499 00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:48,402 OF WHAT I LIKE TO DUB PARANORMALEVOLANCE. 500 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,569 I, HOWEVER, 501 00:17:49,603 --> 00:17:51,607 WAS BORN WITH AN EXTRA NORMAL AMOUNT. 502 00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:53,477 TWO COPS TO BE EXACT. 503 00:17:53,511 --> 00:17:54,747 ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE. 504 00:17:59,324 --> 00:18:02,162 CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING YOUR BRACES REMOVED. 505 00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:04,267 THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE PSYCHIC. 506 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,601 MAYBE YOU'RE JUST HYPER-OBSERVANT. 507 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,351 YOU WEAR THAT WHITE SWEATSHIRT EVERYDAY. 508 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,855 SHALL I TELL THE CLASS WHY? 509 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,359 YOU. 510 00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:20,999 YOU, YOUNG MAN. 511 00:18:21,031 --> 00:18:23,738 A LITTLE ALOE WILL DO WONDERS FOR THAT COMBINATION SKIN. 512 00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:29,450 AND PERHAPS YOU SHOULD USE MORE CARE WHILE SHAVING. 513 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,420 OR, JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU CAN GROW 514 00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:32,790 FACIAL HAIR ALTOGETHER. 515 00:18:32,823 --> 00:18:34,626 [chuckles] 516 00:18:34,659 --> 00:18:36,831 YOU COULD'VE JUST SMELLED MY AFTERSHAVE ON THE WAY IN. 517 00:18:36,864 --> 00:18:38,032 HOW 'BOUT A REAL TEST? 518 00:18:38,065 --> 00:18:39,370 I'LL WRITE THE ANSWER ON THE BOARD. 519 00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:40,939 AND I'LL TELL YOU THE QUESTION. 520 00:18:40,971 --> 00:18:42,609 HAVE AT IT, YOUNG TREBEK. 521 00:18:42,642 --> 00:18:44,646 TREBEK, I SAID. 522 00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:45,681 THIS IS JEOPARDY! 523 00:18:45,715 --> 00:18:47,050 POTENT POTABLES. 524 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,654 QUESTIONS THAT START WITH P. 525 00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:52,396 THE SMARTASS WHO THINKS HE'S GONNA MAKE ME LOOK SILLY. 526 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:53,432 WHO IS THIS GUY? 527 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,666 [laughs] 528 00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:07,660 OOH! 529 00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:09,729 YOUR NEGATIVITY IS REALLY IMPEDING MY PSYCHIC ABILITY. 530 00:19:09,763 --> 00:19:10,998 OR YOU'RE JUST A BIG FRAUD. 531 00:19:11,032 --> 00:19:11,900 YOU KNOW WHAT? GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 532 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,805 WAIT A SEC, COME ON. GET OUT OF HERE, GO. 533 00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:15,642 GO. GO, GET OUT OF HERE. 534 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,945 GET OUT OF HERE. 535 00:19:17,979 --> 00:19:20,785 [door closes] 536 00:19:20,819 --> 00:19:22,755 NONE OF YOU SHOULD BE FRIENDS WITH HIM. 537 00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:24,024 [softly] PSST. HAHN. 538 00:19:24,058 --> 00:19:26,831 PROFESSOR HAHN. 539 00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:28,435 I'M GETTING SOMETHING FROM YOU. 540 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,771 A KIND OF DARKNESS. YES. 541 00:19:30,805 --> 00:19:33,578 I SEE YOU CLEARLY. 542 00:19:33,611 --> 00:19:35,648 WITH A TARGET. 543 00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:39,055 I SHOP AT TARGET. 544 00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:41,827 SURE, BUT, BUT, I... 545 00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:43,697 I SEE YOU ON A CELL PHONE WITH YOUR COUSIN. 546 00:19:43,731 --> 00:19:45,835 PLOTTING, PLANNING. 547 00:19:45,869 --> 00:19:48,674 SOMETHING SECRET. 548 00:19:48,707 --> 00:19:50,711 YES. 549 00:19:50,745 --> 00:19:52,815 (Hahn) YES, I'VE BEEN 550 00:19:52,849 --> 00:19:55,788 PLANNING A... 551 00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,792 SURPRISE PARTY FOR MY SISTER-IN-LAW. 552 00:19:57,825 --> 00:20:01,198 SHE'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SURPRISE. 553 00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:02,402 THAT'S AMAZING. 554 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:09,450 YEAH, WELL, IF SHE'S GONNA HAVE PUPPIES, 555 00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:10,251 SHE'S GONNA HAVE PUPPIES. 556 00:20:10,285 --> 00:20:11,853 THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. 557 00:20:11,888 --> 00:20:12,955 LOOK, IF YOU HAD HER FIXED LIKE I-- 558 00:20:15,996 --> 00:20:17,130 DO YOU NEED SOMETHING? 559 00:20:17,164 --> 00:20:19,067 YES, ACTUALLY. 560 00:20:19,102 --> 00:20:20,571 WELL? WELL, WHAT? 561 00:20:20,606 --> 00:20:21,773 WELL, ORDER ME OFF THE PHONE. 562 00:20:21,808 --> 00:20:23,745 YOU NEED ME TO WORK, AND I'M WASTING TIME. 563 00:20:23,777 --> 00:20:25,848 THAT'S A NICE TOUCH. 564 00:20:25,881 --> 00:20:27,051 I'VE BEEN REVIEWING THE STATEMENT WE TOOK 565 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,087 FROM THE KIDS ON CAMPUS. 566 00:20:29,122 --> 00:20:30,891 THEY SAID WHOEVER THIS TEACHER IS, 567 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,662 HE'S ALREADY KILLED ONCE, AND HE'S GOING TO KILL AGAIN. 568 00:20:32,696 --> 00:20:34,032 RIGHT. RIGHT. 569 00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:36,036 IT STRIKES ME THAT IT'S DIFFICULT TO SOLVE A CRIME 570 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,772 THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET, SO 571 00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:40,044 WHY DON'T WE FOCUS OUR ATTENTION ON THE MURDER THAT ALREADY HAS? 572 00:20:40,077 --> 00:20:42,249 MAKES SENSE. GREAT. 573 00:20:42,281 --> 00:20:44,819 THESE ARE THE CASE FILES FOR EVERY UNSOLVED HOMICIDE 574 00:20:44,853 --> 00:20:46,957 IN THE SANTA BARBARA AREA OVER THE LAST FIVE YEARS. 575 00:20:46,991 --> 00:20:48,894 LOT OF PAPER CUTS THERE. 576 00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:50,699 HAVE FUN. NO. 577 00:20:50,731 --> 00:20:52,969 I NEED YOU TO REVIEW THESE 578 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,540 AND TELL ME IF THERE ARE ANY CONNECTIONS 579 00:20:54,574 --> 00:20:55,808 WITH THE MEITNER FACULTY. 580 00:20:55,841 --> 00:20:57,078 YEAH... 581 00:20:57,111 --> 00:20:58,113 I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT. 582 00:20:58,146 --> 00:21:00,951 YOU DELEGATE THIS BACKGROUND STUFF ALL THE TIME. 583 00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:01,887 TO ME, USUALLY. 584 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,192 ALMOST ALWAYS WHEN I HAVE DINNER PLANS. 585 00:21:04,225 --> 00:21:05,662 NOW. 586 00:21:05,695 --> 00:21:06,898 GO THROUGH THESE WITH A FINE-TOOTH COMB 587 00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:08,668 AND TELL ME WHAT YOU FIND. 588 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,769 [softly] IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE. 589 00:21:09,804 --> 00:21:11,874 O'HARA, YOU ARE DRUNK WITH POWER. 590 00:21:11,908 --> 00:21:13,977 I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT? 591 00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:24,031 (Shawn) AND THAT AMAZING DEMONSTRATION 592 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,033 IS PHSYSICS AT WORK. 593 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:27,138 IT'S LIKE THINKING OF A SONG, AND THEN, BAM! 594 00:21:27,171 --> 00:21:28,374 IT'S THE NEXT TUNE ON THE RADIO. 595 00:21:28,406 --> 00:21:32,148 OR...OR THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S RIGHT TO KISS A GIRL. 596 00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:33,049 THAT'S WHEN YOU USE THE POWER. 597 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,654 [Gus clearing throat] 598 00:21:34,687 --> 00:21:37,124 PROFESSOR HAHN. 599 00:21:37,158 --> 00:21:38,795 I'M STILL SENSING SOMETHING FROM-- 600 00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:40,130 UM, PROFESSOR? 601 00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:41,166 CALL ME SENSEI. 602 00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,334 HOW CAN WE HARNESS-- (Shawn) UH, UH, UH. 603 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,039 SENSEI. 604 00:21:45,073 --> 00:21:46,075 SENSEI. 605 00:21:46,109 --> 00:21:47,077 YES. 606 00:21:47,111 --> 00:21:49,817 HOW CAN WE HARNESS THIS POWER TO HELP US UM... 607 00:21:49,849 --> 00:21:51,186 KISS GIRLS? 608 00:21:51,219 --> 00:21:52,121 [Gus laughs] 609 00:21:52,154 --> 00:21:53,725 I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, SHAWN. 610 00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:55,026 OH, I DON'T KNOW, GUS. 611 00:21:55,059 --> 00:21:56,229 NOW MAY NOT BE THE TIME TO IMPEDE 612 00:21:56,262 --> 00:21:57,231 THEIR PSYCHO-SEXUAL DEVELOPMENT. 613 00:21:57,264 --> 00:21:59,101 WELL, MAYBE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN 614 00:21:59,135 --> 00:21:59,936 THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK 615 00:21:59,969 --> 00:22:02,107 THE HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL TO THE PROM. 616 00:22:02,141 --> 00:22:04,212 THAT'S BECAUSE I TOLD HER YOU WERE DYING. 617 00:22:04,245 --> 00:22:06,817 OTHERWISE, I WOULD HAVE HAD TO PAY FOR THE LIMO MYSELF. 618 00:22:06,851 --> 00:22:09,690 LET ME TAKE THIS, PLEASE. 619 00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:12,395 GUS, MY FERRY. 620 00:22:12,428 --> 00:22:14,297 THANK YOU, SHAWN. 621 00:22:17,071 --> 00:22:19,042 NOW, KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME 622 00:22:19,074 --> 00:22:20,244 CAN BE TRICKY BUSINESS. 623 00:22:20,277 --> 00:22:21,880 I LIKE TO EMPLOY 624 00:22:21,914 --> 00:22:23,250 THE KADEEM HARDISON METHOD. 625 00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:26,088 WHEN YOU'RE ON A DATE-- 626 00:22:26,121 --> 00:22:28,728 UH, UH, I CAN SENSE A QUESTION FORMING IN ALL OF YOUR MINDS. 627 00:22:28,762 --> 00:22:29,997 IF IT'S "WHO IS KADEEM HARDISON?" 628 00:22:30,029 --> 00:22:31,868 OR "HOW DO WE ASK SOMEONE ON A DATE?" 629 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:32,969 PUT 'EM DOWN. 630 00:22:37,511 --> 00:22:38,915 LISTEN, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 631 00:22:38,947 --> 00:22:40,217 JUST LOOK AT THIS CLASS. 632 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,319 YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DUDES. 633 00:22:41,352 --> 00:22:43,825 UM, WE'RE GIRLS. 634 00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:47,432 THAT'S AWKWARD. 635 00:22:47,464 --> 00:22:49,067 [bell rings] 636 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,040 I'LL COVER ALL THE DATING STUFF IN MY NEXT SEMINAR. 637 00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:55,347 "PUBERTY: MONSTER OR MISUNDERSTOOD FRIEND?" 638 00:22:55,381 --> 00:22:59,389 THAT KID I SENT TO THE OFFICE HAD SOME WEIRD ZIT CREAM ON. 639 00:22:59,423 --> 00:23:02,093 PROFESSOR ENRICO. 640 00:23:02,127 --> 00:23:03,865 [laughs] 641 00:23:05,434 --> 00:23:06,470 GUSTER. 642 00:23:06,503 --> 00:23:07,939 BURTON GUSTER. 643 00:23:07,973 --> 00:23:09,007 YOU INTERVIEWED ME FOR ADMISSION? 644 00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,144 MATH PRODIGY? 645 00:23:10,177 --> 00:23:11,513 I INTERVIEW PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. 646 00:23:11,546 --> 00:23:12,915 WAS THIS RECENTLY? 647 00:23:12,949 --> 00:23:14,452 SEMI-RECENT. 648 00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:16,221 20 YEARS AGO. 649 00:23:16,256 --> 00:23:18,126 BUT I TAP-DANCED IN TROCHAIC TETRAMETER. 650 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,395 MADE YOU WANNA CRY. 651 00:23:19,428 --> 00:23:22,334 THAT RINGS A BELL. 652 00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:24,038 SO...VISITING THE OLD ALMA MATER? 653 00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,309 NO, I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL. 654 00:23:26,342 --> 00:23:27,846 REALLY? 655 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,348 COULD'VE SWORN I RECOMMENDED ADMISSION. 656 00:23:29,382 --> 00:23:30,618 EITHER WAY, 657 00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:31,888 I ASSUME A PERSON 658 00:23:31,921 --> 00:23:34,024 WITH YOUR SKILLS ENDED UP AT JPL 659 00:23:34,058 --> 00:23:36,329 OR SOME KIND OF THINK TANK? 660 00:23:36,362 --> 00:23:39,368 ACTUALLY, I ENDED UP IN PHARMACEUTICALS. 661 00:23:39,402 --> 00:23:42,374 YOU KNOW... CURING STUFF. 662 00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:47,150 WELL, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 663 00:23:47,183 --> 00:23:49,422 THANK YOU. 664 00:23:49,456 --> 00:23:50,189 DUDE. 665 00:23:50,223 --> 00:23:53,095 YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION MAGICHEAD. 666 00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:55,333 GUYS, WE'RE FREAKING OUT. 667 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,537 WE'RE PRETTY SURE PROFESSOR HAHN IS OUR GUY. 668 00:23:56,570 --> 00:23:58,305 SO TURN HIM IN TO THE COPS. 669 00:23:58,339 --> 00:23:59,543 NOT WITHOUT PROOF. 670 00:23:59,576 --> 00:24:01,480 KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM? 671 00:24:01,513 --> 00:24:02,649 THE ONLY TIME WE SEE HIM IS WHEN HE GETS HIS ESPRESSO 672 00:24:02,681 --> 00:24:04,252 IN THE MORNING BEFORE HOMEROOM. 673 00:24:04,284 --> 00:24:05,621 THERE'S AN ESPRESSO BAR HERE ON CAMPUS? 674 00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:08,160 WAIT! WASN'T HAHN INVOLVED IN THAT THING? 675 00:24:08,192 --> 00:24:09,295 YOU REMEMBER THAT THING? 676 00:24:09,327 --> 00:24:10,397 THE THING WITH THE OTHER THING? NO, NO. 677 00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:13,069 JUST THE FIRST THING FROM FIVE YEARS AGO. 678 00:24:13,102 --> 00:24:14,205 WHEN THE STUDENT ATTACKED THE PROFESSOR? 679 00:24:14,238 --> 00:24:16,376 OH, YEAH, THAT COULD'VE BEEN HAHN. 680 00:24:16,409 --> 00:24:17,611 SOME STUDENT ATTACKED HAHN AND HE MADE SURE 681 00:24:17,645 --> 00:24:19,047 THE HEADMASTER EXPELLED HIM. 682 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:20,383 WHO'S THE STUDENT THAT ATTACKED HIM? 683 00:24:23,423 --> 00:24:24,960 ACCORDING TO THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS, 684 00:24:24,994 --> 00:24:26,429 THE ONLY KID TO BE EXPELLED IN THE LAST TEN YEARS 685 00:24:26,462 --> 00:24:29,002 WAS A LESTER BAEKELAND. 686 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,004 [grunts] 687 00:24:30,037 --> 00:24:31,540 [coughing] 688 00:24:34,411 --> 00:24:36,449 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 689 00:24:36,483 --> 00:24:39,055 GETTING THE PLAGUE, APPARENTLY. 690 00:24:39,088 --> 00:24:41,126 GOD. 691 00:24:41,159 --> 00:24:44,431 BABCOCK, BABETTE, BATTRA SOMETHING... 692 00:24:44,465 --> 00:24:46,469 BAEKELAND. 693 00:24:46,503 --> 00:24:49,142 GOD. 694 00:24:49,175 --> 00:24:50,409 I CAN SEE WHY YOU WANTED TO GO HERE, GUS. 695 00:24:50,443 --> 00:24:52,515 THEY KEEP METICULOUS RECORDS OF EVERYTHING JUST LIKE YOU. 696 00:24:52,549 --> 00:24:53,551 MM-HMM. 697 00:24:53,584 --> 00:24:54,485 EXPELLED FOR CHEATING. 698 00:24:54,519 --> 00:24:56,690 DUDE, THERE'S A TRANSCRIPT OF HIS HEARING. 699 00:24:56,722 --> 00:24:58,392 WHAT DOES IT SAY? 700 00:24:58,425 --> 00:25:00,565 THE KID CLAIMED HAHN BUSTED HIM FOR CHEATING, 701 00:25:00,598 --> 00:25:03,002 THEN TRIED TO EXTORT HIS SCHOLARSHIP MONEY 702 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,439 FROM HIM TO STAY QUIET. 703 00:25:05,474 --> 00:25:07,744 HAHN DENIES IT. 704 00:25:07,779 --> 00:25:09,583 HEADMASTER, OF COURSE, SIDES WITH THE TEACHER. 705 00:25:09,615 --> 00:25:11,051 THE KID GETS EXPELLED. 706 00:25:12,855 --> 00:25:14,425 HUH. 707 00:25:14,457 --> 00:25:16,662 WELL, THAT MEANS HAHN IS A BLACKMAILER. 708 00:25:16,696 --> 00:25:19,102 MAYBE HE THREATENED THE WRONG PERSON THIS TIME. 709 00:25:23,276 --> 00:25:26,116 GUS? 710 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:27,450 GUS. 711 00:25:27,483 --> 00:25:29,155 I GOT IN. 712 00:25:29,187 --> 00:25:30,690 I APPLIED, 713 00:25:30,725 --> 00:25:32,228 AND I GOT IN. 714 00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:33,564 THAT MEANS A LOT, BUDDY. 715 00:25:33,597 --> 00:25:35,433 YOU'D RATHER STAY WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND 716 00:25:35,466 --> 00:25:36,603 THAN, YOU KNOW, HAVE A FUTURE. 717 00:25:36,637 --> 00:25:37,705 NO, SHAWN. 718 00:25:37,739 --> 00:25:39,776 IT SAYS, "PARENTS OF APPLICANT REFUSED ADMISSION." 719 00:25:39,808 --> 00:25:41,445 IF I'D KNOWN I'D GOTTEN IN, 720 00:25:41,478 --> 00:25:42,480 I WOULD'VE BEEN GHOST. 721 00:25:42,513 --> 00:25:45,453 THIS PLACE HAS A DIRECT LINE TO THE IVY LEAGUE. 722 00:25:45,486 --> 00:25:47,358 WHY WOULD MY PARENTS TURN IT DOWN? 723 00:25:47,390 --> 00:25:49,596 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE IT WAS JUST TOO EXPENSIVE. 724 00:25:49,629 --> 00:25:50,731 I COULD'VE GOTTEN FINANCIAL AID, SHAWN. 725 00:25:50,765 --> 00:25:53,303 HALF THE KIDS HERE ARE ON SCHOLARSHIPS WITH STIPENDS. 726 00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:54,639 CAN WE NOT OBSESS ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW? 727 00:25:54,673 --> 00:25:56,209 WE DO HAVE A MURDER TO PREVENT. 728 00:25:56,242 --> 00:25:57,679 I'M NOT OBSESSING, SHAWN. 729 00:25:57,712 --> 00:25:59,547 I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE COURSE OF MY LIFE 730 00:25:59,582 --> 00:26:00,718 MAY HAVE BEEN CHANGED BY MY PARENTS. 731 00:26:00,751 --> 00:26:01,919 YOU'VE SEEN SLIDING DOORS. 732 00:26:01,952 --> 00:26:03,122 I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE NOT. YES, YOU DID. 733 00:26:03,122 --> 00:26:05,660 DUDE, I HAVE NOT SEEN SLIDING DOORS. 734 00:26:05,695 --> 00:26:06,763 IT WAS ME, YOU, AND MISSY ISAACS. 735 00:26:06,796 --> 00:26:08,266 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 736 00:26:08,299 --> 00:26:10,638 I'M TALKING ABOUT A GWYNETH PALTROW VEHICLE 737 00:26:10,671 --> 00:26:11,672 THAT I KNOW I NEVER SAW. 738 00:26:11,707 --> 00:26:13,543 PLEASE. 739 00:26:13,576 --> 00:26:16,281 I KNOW YOU'RE HOME. THIS IS MY FIFTH MESSAGE. 740 00:26:16,315 --> 00:26:18,252 CALL ME BACK. 741 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,691 THEY'RE JUST SCREENING MY CALLS UNTIL I'VE LET THIS GO. 742 00:26:20,725 --> 00:26:22,695 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 743 00:26:22,729 --> 00:26:24,265 GUS, LET'S FACE IT. 744 00:26:24,297 --> 00:26:26,202 YOUR PARENTS THOUGHT SPLITTING US UP AT A YOUNG AGE 745 00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:27,271 WAS A MISTAKE. 746 00:26:27,303 --> 00:26:29,709 AND I CAN'T SAY I BLAME THEM. 747 00:26:29,743 --> 00:26:31,445 FOR A WHILE, I WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND THAT WASN'T IMAGINARY 748 00:26:31,479 --> 00:26:32,814 OR AN ACTION FIGURE OF SOME KIND. 749 00:26:32,849 --> 00:26:34,418 SHAWN, IF ANYTHING, 750 00:26:34,451 --> 00:26:35,821 MY PARENTS WANTED ME TO STAY IN PUBLIC SCHOOL 751 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:38,326 SO THAT I WOULD STAND OUT COMPARED TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 752 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,429 YEAH. NO HOLES IN THAT THEORY. 753 00:26:40,464 --> 00:26:41,733 I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE. 754 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:42,735 MY PARENTS DODGING MY CALLS, 755 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,706 OR YOU VOLUNTEERING ME TO PICK UP A MURDERER 756 00:26:44,739 --> 00:26:45,640 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 757 00:26:45,674 --> 00:26:48,646 DUDE, IT IS YOUR TURN TO DRIVE THE CARPOOL. 758 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,783 WHAT'S OUR PLAN? 759 00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:51,652 TODAY IS MURDER DAY. 760 00:26:51,686 --> 00:26:55,427 SPEAKING OF MURDER DAY, IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU'RE WEARING? 761 00:26:55,459 --> 00:26:56,763 SHAWN, IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES, 762 00:26:56,797 --> 00:26:59,001 WE'RE GONNA BE IN A CONFINED SPACE WITH A KILLER. 763 00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,637 PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON. 764 00:27:00,670 --> 00:27:02,473 OF COURSE I HAVE A GOOD REASON, GUS. 765 00:27:02,508 --> 00:27:04,511 THIS TIME, IT'LL BE JUST YOU, ME, AND HIM, 766 00:27:04,545 --> 00:27:07,819 AND I WILL TOTALLY BREAK HIM DOWN. 767 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:10,791 THAT'S HAHN'S HOUSE. 768 00:27:18,841 --> 00:27:20,778 OR... 769 00:27:20,811 --> 00:27:23,817 MAYBE IT'LL JUST BE YOU AND ME. 770 00:27:33,102 --> 00:27:35,574 WELL, ACCORDING TO OUR ARSON INVESTIGATOR, 771 00:27:35,606 --> 00:27:37,543 HERE IS OUR MURDERER. 772 00:27:37,578 --> 00:27:40,750 APPARENTLY, THERE WAS A SLIGHT GAS LEAK IN THE STOVE. 773 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,488 OVERNIGHT, THE ROOM FILLS WITH NATURAL GAS, 774 00:27:42,521 --> 00:27:43,523 THE COFFEE POT CLICKS ON IN THE MORNING, 775 00:27:43,555 --> 00:27:45,527 THERE'S A SPARK, AND KA-BOOM. 776 00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:48,632 NO, I'M SENSING IT WAS DEFINITELY MORE OF A KA-BLAM. 777 00:27:51,873 --> 00:27:54,011 SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT? 778 00:27:54,044 --> 00:27:57,551 ARSON INVESTIGATOR SAYS THERE'S NO SIGN OF FOUL PLAY. 779 00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:59,688 THE ONLY TIME WE SEE HIM IS WHEN HE GETS HIS ESPRESSO 780 00:27:59,722 --> 00:28:00,858 IN THE MORNING BEFORE HOMEROOM. 781 00:28:00,891 --> 00:28:03,362 WAIT, I'M HAVING A VISION. 782 00:28:03,362 --> 00:28:05,868 HAHN PREFERRED ITALIAN COFFEE. ESPRESSO. 783 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,705 (Gus) WHY WOULD HE BE BREWING COFFEE 784 00:28:07,739 --> 00:28:09,876 HERE IF HE WAS GONNA GET HIS FIX IN THE MORNING AT SCHOOL? 785 00:28:09,909 --> 00:28:12,681 I'M SENSING OUR KILLER BROUGHT THE COFFEE MACHINE HERE 786 00:28:12,715 --> 00:28:15,687 AND USED IT AS A DETONATOR AFTER CREATING THE GAS LEAK. 787 00:28:15,721 --> 00:28:16,757 WHAT KILLER, SPENCER? 788 00:28:16,790 --> 00:28:18,058 OUR EXPERT SAYS IT'S AN ACCIDENT. 789 00:28:18,091 --> 00:28:19,495 I SAY MURDER. 790 00:28:19,527 --> 00:28:21,065 IT'S WHAT DREW ME TO THIS WRETCHED PLACE. 791 00:28:21,097 --> 00:28:22,734 TALK TO THE GIRL WHO MAKES THE ESPRESSO. 792 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:25,073 I USUALLY DON'T DO THIS, 793 00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:26,777 BUT I HAVE A STRONG SENSE SHE'LL BACK THIS UP. 794 00:28:26,809 --> 00:28:29,748 HAHN HAD A CUP FIRST THING EVERY MORNING. 795 00:28:29,783 --> 00:28:31,151 WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE COFFEE PEOPLE? 796 00:28:31,184 --> 00:28:33,756 THEY'RE NOT CASHIERS. THEY'RE NOT WAITRESSES. 797 00:28:33,791 --> 00:28:35,594 BARISTA. 798 00:28:35,627 --> 00:28:37,999 GUS, IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER, DON'T MAKE UP WORDS. 799 00:28:48,251 --> 00:28:51,058 DUDE, HAHN WAS BROKE. 800 00:28:51,091 --> 00:28:52,160 NO WONDER HE'S A BLACKMAILER. 801 00:28:52,192 --> 00:28:55,066 THE DUE DATE FOR THE PAYMENT IS THE SAME AS MURDER DAY. 802 00:28:55,099 --> 00:28:56,068 [whispering] COINCIDENCE? 803 00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:57,538 I THINK NOT. 804 00:29:00,176 --> 00:29:01,410 (Shockley) IT WAS STATICKY. 805 00:29:01,444 --> 00:29:05,186 BUT WE HEARD A DEEP, GRAVELLY VOICE TALKING TO THEIR COUSIN. 806 00:29:05,219 --> 00:29:06,889 SOMEONE NAMED MURIEL. 807 00:29:10,898 --> 00:29:13,602 WE ARE SO ON THIS CASE NOW. 808 00:29:16,877 --> 00:29:18,211 IT'S YOUR CALL, O'HARA. 809 00:29:18,245 --> 00:29:19,915 EITHER IT'S AN ACCIDENT AND WE'RE DONE, 810 00:29:19,948 --> 00:29:22,320 OR IT'S A HOMICIDE, AND THERE'S A KILLER ON THE LOOSE. 811 00:29:22,352 --> 00:29:24,290 I DON'T BUY THIS ACCIDENT ANGLE FOR A SECOND. 812 00:29:24,324 --> 00:29:26,596 THOSE KIDS PRACTICALLY SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 813 00:29:26,629 --> 00:29:28,866 LET'S BRING THEM BACK IN FOR QUESTIONING. 814 00:29:32,073 --> 00:29:34,779 IF YOU CONFESS NOW, 815 00:29:34,812 --> 00:29:36,215 NAME YOUR ACCOMPLICES, 816 00:29:36,248 --> 00:29:38,853 I WILL LET THE D.A. KNOW THAT YOU COOPERATED. 817 00:29:38,886 --> 00:29:41,792 AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, NO GUARANTEES. 818 00:29:41,827 --> 00:29:43,863 JUST MAYBE... 819 00:29:43,896 --> 00:29:45,066 THEY'LL CUT YOU A BREAK. 820 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,349 IT'S TERRIBLE. 821 00:29:53,381 --> 00:29:54,383 WHAT? 822 00:29:54,416 --> 00:29:56,088 AM I SCARED? 823 00:29:56,121 --> 00:29:57,090 AM I QUAKING? 824 00:29:57,123 --> 00:29:58,993 NO, THAT WAS WHAT I CALL 825 00:29:59,026 --> 00:30:00,062 LOWER CASE MAD. 826 00:30:00,096 --> 00:30:01,365 YOU NEED TO BE 827 00:30:01,397 --> 00:30:03,068 UPPER CASE MAD. 828 00:30:05,073 --> 00:30:07,911 THOSE STRANGE KIDS ARE IN INTERROGATION B. 829 00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:13,355 LISTEN, O'HARA. 830 00:30:13,388 --> 00:30:14,424 GIVEN YOUR SLIGHTLY 831 00:30:14,457 --> 00:30:15,759 PEDESTRIAN PERFORMANCE, 832 00:30:15,793 --> 00:30:17,698 AND THE FACT THAT THIS HAS NOW JUMPED 833 00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:20,136 TO A STRAIGHT-UP HOMICIDE, MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE OVER AS LEAD. 834 00:30:20,169 --> 00:30:21,972 BUT, WHY? IT'S MY CASE. 835 00:30:22,007 --> 00:30:23,676 WHICH WAS FINE WHEN IT WAS JUST KIDS TELLING TALES, BUT THERE 836 00:30:23,710 --> 00:30:27,282 ARE CERTAIN NUANCES INVOLVED IN A MURDER INVESTIGATION 837 00:30:27,317 --> 00:30:30,055 WHICH REQUIRE A MORE EXPERIENCED TOUCH. 838 00:30:30,088 --> 00:30:32,694 NUANCES THE CHIEF SAYS I'LL LEARN BY BEING PRIMARY. 839 00:30:32,728 --> 00:30:33,830 YEAH, BUT... 840 00:30:33,863 --> 00:30:35,767 BUT WHAT? THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION. 841 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,806 I'VE NEVER HAD A CASE WITH AN EXPLOSION BEFORE. 842 00:30:38,841 --> 00:30:40,443 I'VE HAD ASSAULT AND BURGLARY CASES. 843 00:30:40,475 --> 00:30:41,847 ONCE I EVEN HAD A MURDER BY THERMOMETER. 844 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,750 BUT I NEVER HAD AN EXPLOSION. 845 00:30:43,783 --> 00:30:45,418 I MEAN, COME ON, HAVEN'T YOU EVER PICTURED YOURSELF 846 00:30:45,453 --> 00:30:47,824 TRYING TO OUTRUN A FIREBALL DOWN A DARK TUNNEL? 847 00:30:47,859 --> 00:30:51,130 NO. 848 00:30:54,304 --> 00:30:57,343 OBVIOUSLY, DUE TO RECENT EVENTS, WE ARE TAKING A CLOSER LOOK 849 00:30:57,377 --> 00:30:59,214 AT EVERYTHING SURROUNDING THE SCHOOL, 850 00:30:59,247 --> 00:31:01,485 INCLUDING THE STATEMENT YOU GAVE TO US. 851 00:31:01,517 --> 00:31:03,722 YOU MEAN WHEN WE PREDICTED SOMEONE WAS GOING TO DIE TODAY? 852 00:31:03,722 --> 00:31:05,193 AND THEY DID? 853 00:31:05,226 --> 00:31:06,461 WELL, THAT. 854 00:31:06,494 --> 00:31:08,132 AND... WATCH YOUR MOUTH, KID. 855 00:31:08,164 --> 00:31:09,466 OKAY, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY. 856 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:10,369 WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 857 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:11,537 WHAT HE MEANS 858 00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:13,977 IS... 859 00:31:14,010 --> 00:31:15,512 PLEASE TELL US AGAIN ABOUT THE PHONE CALL YOU OVERHEARD. 860 00:31:15,546 --> 00:31:16,447 NO. 861 00:31:16,481 --> 00:31:18,987 TELL US ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HAHN. 862 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:20,489 YOU LITTLE SON OF A-- 863 00:31:20,522 --> 00:31:22,894 LASSITER, STOP. THEY'RE TEENAGERS. 864 00:31:22,929 --> 00:31:24,163 WE'RE SORRY. 865 00:31:24,196 --> 00:31:26,467 LESSON 63. DO NOT APOLOGIZE TO THE PERP. 866 00:31:26,501 --> 00:31:28,171 THEY'RE NOT PERPS. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 867 00:31:28,204 --> 00:31:30,343 YOU TWO AREN'T REALLY ACQUAINTED WITH GAME THEORY 868 00:31:30,376 --> 00:31:32,080 OR PRISONER'S DILEMMA, ARE YOU? 869 00:31:32,112 --> 00:31:34,416 HUH? (Shockley) HE MEANS YOU TWO DON'T REALLY 870 00:31:34,451 --> 00:31:35,286 GET THE GOOD COP BAD COP DYAD. 871 00:31:35,319 --> 00:31:37,457 (Goddard) ARE YOU GUYS, LIKE, TOGETHER? 872 00:31:37,490 --> 00:31:39,327 NO, SHE'S WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. 873 00:31:39,361 --> 00:31:40,563 BUT NO RING. 874 00:31:40,595 --> 00:31:42,935 GIVEN HIS AGE, I'M GUESSING DIVORCED. 875 00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:45,073 I-- SORRY. WHAT? 876 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:46,475 STILL CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 877 00:31:46,508 --> 00:31:47,577 SO IT'S RELATIVELY RECENT THEN? 878 00:31:47,609 --> 00:31:49,381 I'M GETTING SEPARATED. 879 00:31:49,414 --> 00:31:50,583 NOT DIVORCED. 880 00:31:50,615 --> 00:31:51,518 DID YOU EVER JUST LISTEN TO HER PROBLEMS, 881 00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:53,522 RATHER THAN ALWAYS TRYING TO SOLVE THEM? 882 00:31:53,554 --> 00:31:55,493 NO, YOU HAD TO BE THE BIG TOUGH COP, DIDN'T YOU? 883 00:31:55,526 --> 00:31:56,528 YOU NEVER LET HER INSIDE. 884 00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,371 SEE THIS, BRAINIAC? 885 00:32:01,405 --> 00:32:03,442 THIS IS WHAT'S WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU TURN 18. 886 00:32:03,475 --> 00:32:05,513 YOU'RE GONNA GRADUATE, AND GET YOUR DIPLOMA, 887 00:32:05,546 --> 00:32:06,614 AND THEN, BAM! 888 00:32:06,647 --> 00:32:08,084 WE'RE TAKING A TRIP DOWN 889 00:32:08,119 --> 00:32:09,286 TO THE DOCKS. 890 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,457 THAT DOESN'T LOOK VERY INTIMIDATING WITH, UH, 891 00:32:11,491 --> 00:32:12,526 YOU KNOW, THE ONE ARM. 892 00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:16,601 [inhales sharply] 893 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,565 WHEN DID MY HOUSE BECOME A DAYCARE CENTER? 894 00:32:31,597 --> 00:32:34,471 DAD, YOU'VE BEEN BUGGING ME FOR MONTHS TO FIX YOUR COMPUTER. 895 00:32:34,504 --> 00:32:36,240 I FINALLY BRING THE GEEK SQUAD IN TO DO IT, 896 00:32:36,274 --> 00:32:38,144 AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME A HARD TIME? 897 00:32:38,179 --> 00:32:40,583 THANK YOU. 898 00:32:40,616 --> 00:32:42,719 HAHN HAD SOMEONE'S JUVENILE RECORD. 899 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:44,390 MAYBE HE DUG UP SOMETHING ON OUR KILLER'S PAST, 900 00:32:44,424 --> 00:32:47,030 WHICH MEANS WE HAVE TO HACK INTO THE JUVIE DATABASE. 901 00:32:47,063 --> 00:32:48,164 YEAH, I'M WITH YOU EXCEPT FOR THE PART 902 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:49,366 ABOUT COMING TO MY DAD'S HOUSE. 903 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,670 WELL, ACCORDING TO THE KIDS, THE HACKING MAY COME BACK TO US. 904 00:32:51,705 --> 00:32:54,343 NOW THE AUTHORITIES WILL BE LED TO AN ANTIQUE COMPUTER 905 00:32:54,376 --> 00:32:55,646 PURCHASED BY A FORMER COP. 906 00:32:55,678 --> 00:32:57,450 CAN YOU SAY WILD GOOSE CHASE? 907 00:32:57,483 --> 00:32:59,320 JEEZ, THIS COMPUTER IS ANCIENT. 908 00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:03,029 I DIDN'T REALIZE COLECOVISION WAS STILL IN BUSINESS. 909 00:33:03,062 --> 00:33:03,962 ALL RIGHT, I'M IN. 910 00:33:03,962 --> 00:33:05,732 MURIEL JUVENILE HALL 911 00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:07,470 SLASH HALFWAY HOUSE. 912 00:33:07,502 --> 00:33:09,174 WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR? 913 00:33:09,206 --> 00:33:13,414 I'M SENSING OUR INVESTIGATION CENTERS ON THE YEAR 1991. 914 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,053 '91? 915 00:33:15,085 --> 00:33:16,754 THERE'S NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF PHOTOS HERE. 916 00:33:16,788 --> 00:33:18,292 CLICK ON THE TOP RIGHT. 917 00:33:22,332 --> 00:33:24,436 THAT'S THAT KID I SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 918 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,440 KIRK GODEL. 919 00:33:26,474 --> 00:33:27,442 WHY THE HELL IS A PHOTO FROM TODAY MIXED IN 920 00:33:27,476 --> 00:33:29,280 WITH PHOTOS FROM '91? 921 00:33:29,314 --> 00:33:30,482 IT'S NOT. 922 00:33:30,516 --> 00:33:33,522 THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN 15 YEARS AGO. 923 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,770 I'M HAVING A VISION. 924 00:33:41,805 --> 00:33:44,111 THE MAN FROM SNOWY RIVER. 925 00:33:44,144 --> 00:33:46,081 EDDIE MACON'S RUN. 926 00:33:46,115 --> 00:33:47,817 SPARTACUS. 927 00:33:47,849 --> 00:33:49,587 KIRK DOUGLAS! YES. 928 00:33:49,621 --> 00:33:51,390 SEE IF THERE'S A STUDENT NAMED KIRK. 929 00:33:51,424 --> 00:33:54,697 THE REGISTRAR GAVE ME ACCESS TO ALL THEIR FILES. 930 00:33:54,731 --> 00:33:56,300 [sighs] 931 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:57,502 IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL, YOU KNOW. 932 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:58,705 WHAT IS? 933 00:33:58,739 --> 00:34:00,576 THE ANXIETY OF BEING IN CHARGE. 934 00:34:00,609 --> 00:34:02,780 I CAN SENSE YOU HAVE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON YOUR SHOULDERS. 935 00:34:02,812 --> 00:34:06,655 I JUST REALLY WANNA GET THIS RIGHT. 936 00:34:06,688 --> 00:34:08,758 OH. I'VE GOT SOMETHING. 937 00:34:08,792 --> 00:34:10,729 KIRK GODEL. 938 00:34:10,762 --> 00:34:12,900 GODEL. 939 00:34:12,933 --> 00:34:14,337 IT'S ALMOST PRONOUNCED LIKE GIRDLE 940 00:34:14,370 --> 00:34:17,209 BECAUSE OF THE OMELET ON THE "O." 941 00:34:17,242 --> 00:34:19,213 PRETTY SURE THAT'S AN UMLAUT. I'VE HEARD IT BOTH WAYS. 942 00:34:19,246 --> 00:34:21,185 LET'S SEE. NO JUVENILE RECORD, ONLY CHILD. 943 00:34:21,218 --> 00:34:23,622 ALL STATS MATCH UP WITH HIS SCHOOL RECORDS. 944 00:34:23,655 --> 00:34:25,493 NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. 945 00:34:25,525 --> 00:34:26,628 LET'S SEE WHAT GOOGLE SAYS. 946 00:34:26,661 --> 00:34:28,665 UH, SEARCH IT WITH THE WORD MURIEL. 947 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:30,436 [typing] 948 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:33,474 OH, HERE'S AN ARTICLE FROM THE MURIEL COUNTY NEWSLETTER. 949 00:34:33,509 --> 00:34:34,944 ACCORDING TO THIS ARTICLE, 950 00:34:34,976 --> 00:34:38,819 KIRK GODEL AND HIS PARENTS DIED FIVE YEARS AGO 951 00:34:38,852 --> 00:34:40,756 IN A CAR CRASH. 952 00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:41,890 THERE SHOULD BE A DEATH CERTIFICATE ON FILE. 953 00:34:41,925 --> 00:34:43,762 BUT THERE'S NO SIGN OF IT. 954 00:34:43,795 --> 00:34:46,567 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 955 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,774 A LITTLE ALOE WILL DO WONDERS FOR THAT COMBINATION SKIN. 956 00:34:51,711 --> 00:34:53,215 CIRCLE YOUR HORSES, JULES. 957 00:34:53,249 --> 00:34:55,418 WE'RE ABOUT TO CRACK YOUR CASE LIKE AN EGG. 958 00:34:56,955 --> 00:34:59,794 AND THEN, WE'LL MAKE SOME UMLAUTS. 959 00:34:59,827 --> 00:35:01,997 WITH SHALLOTS. 960 00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:03,235 AND JUSTICE. 961 00:35:06,874 --> 00:35:07,976 (Shawn) PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. 962 00:35:08,009 --> 00:35:12,620 GOOD, I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL ON TIME FOR PHSYSICS TWO. 963 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,591 THE WRATH OF KHAN. 964 00:35:14,624 --> 00:35:17,662 TODAY'S LECTURE WILL COVER COMEUPPANCE. 965 00:35:17,697 --> 00:35:20,836 AND HOW TO SOLVE A CRIME IN A CROWDED ROOM. 966 00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:24,277 SOMEONE HERE IS LIVING A LIE. 967 00:35:24,311 --> 00:35:26,915 SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM 968 00:35:26,947 --> 00:35:28,518 IS A GHOST-FACED KILLAH. 969 00:35:32,526 --> 00:35:33,929 IT'S NOT YOU. 970 00:35:33,961 --> 00:35:36,968 BUT YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE HAIR IMMEDIATELY. 971 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,972 OKAY? I'D START NOW. 972 00:35:39,004 --> 00:35:40,943 YOU. 973 00:35:40,976 --> 00:35:42,813 YOUR HEART IS PURE. 974 00:35:42,847 --> 00:35:44,484 I'D SAY LOSE THE EARRING, 975 00:35:44,516 --> 00:35:45,786 BUT I ACTUALLY THINK HE PULLS IT OFF. 976 00:35:45,819 --> 00:35:47,357 MM. 977 00:35:48,992 --> 00:35:51,697 BUT YOU. 978 00:35:51,730 --> 00:35:53,435 Y-- 979 00:35:53,469 --> 00:35:54,736 WHY DO THEY ALWAYS RUN? 980 00:35:54,770 --> 00:35:57,843 DON'T THEY KNOW IT MAKES THEM LOOK GUILTY? 981 00:35:57,877 --> 00:36:00,782 YOU NEED THIS GUY? 982 00:36:00,816 --> 00:36:01,951 THANK YOU, DETECTIVE LASSITER. 983 00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:04,323 HAVE A SEAT. 984 00:36:04,323 --> 00:36:07,362 YOU MIND TELLING US WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE? 985 00:36:07,397 --> 00:36:09,867 WELL, AS THE BEAUTIFUL, INDUSTRIOUS, 986 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,705 DETECTIVE O'HARA HAS ALREADY GATHERED... 987 00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:13,874 YOU'RE NOT THE REAL KIRK GODEL, ARE YOU? 988 00:36:13,909 --> 00:36:15,878 WILL THE REAL KIRK GODEL PLEASE STAND UP? 989 00:36:15,913 --> 00:36:17,449 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 990 00:36:17,482 --> 00:36:18,819 YOU STOLE THE REAL KIRK GODEL'S IDENTITY 991 00:36:18,852 --> 00:36:20,788 SO THAT YOU COULD GET INTO THIS SCHOOL. 992 00:36:20,822 --> 00:36:21,925 [gasps] 993 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:24,696 BUT THERE'S MORE TO THIS CASE THAN STOLEN IDENTITY. 994 00:36:24,731 --> 00:36:30,609 YES, I'M SENSING A MUCH DARKER, DIABOLICAL PAST. 995 00:36:30,642 --> 00:36:32,045 (Shawn) YOU DID A STINT IN JUVIE 996 00:36:32,077 --> 00:36:34,650 FOR CAUSING SOMEONE'S DEATH. 997 00:36:34,684 --> 00:36:37,490 15 YEARS AGO. 998 00:36:37,523 --> 00:36:38,992 WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? HE'S A KID. TRUE. 999 00:36:39,025 --> 00:36:42,031 SO HOW COULD THIS BE POSSIBLE, CLASS? 1000 00:36:42,065 --> 00:36:43,734 TIME TRAVEL. 1001 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:45,539 HE CRYOGENICALLY FROZE HIMSELF 1002 00:36:45,573 --> 00:36:46,640 IN ORDER TO TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE. 1003 00:36:46,675 --> 00:36:49,914 NO. HE'S A CLONE OF THE ORIGINAL. 1004 00:36:49,947 --> 00:36:52,085 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST NEVER MIND, GUYS. 1005 00:36:52,118 --> 00:36:54,122 SAVE IT FOR YOUR ONLINE ROLE PLAYING. 1006 00:37:04,075 --> 00:37:04,443 HE'S WEARING MAKE-UP. 1007 00:37:04,443 --> 00:37:06,146 IS HE GAY? 1008 00:37:06,179 --> 00:37:08,017 NO. 1009 00:37:08,050 --> 00:37:09,252 WELL, MAYBE. 1010 00:37:09,286 --> 00:37:11,156 LOOK, I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW. 1011 00:37:11,188 --> 00:37:13,661 BUT THE REASON HE'S WEARING MAKE-UP 1012 00:37:13,695 --> 00:37:15,933 IS BECAUSE HE IS ACTUALLY 30, 1013 00:37:15,966 --> 00:37:17,970 TRYING TO PASS FOR A TEENAGER. 1014 00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:19,807 30? 1015 00:37:19,841 --> 00:37:21,610 WHAT KIND OF MOISTURIZER DO YOU USE? 1016 00:37:21,645 --> 00:37:23,281 (Shawn) CLASS, I WOULD ADVISE YOU TAKE NOTES. 1017 00:37:23,313 --> 00:37:25,051 THERE WILL BE A TEST ON THIS. 1018 00:37:25,084 --> 00:37:27,021 [paper riffling] 1019 00:37:29,025 --> 00:37:31,697 YOU WERE ALWAYS THE SMARTEST KID IN YOUR CLASS, 1020 00:37:31,731 --> 00:37:33,233 BUT WITH JUVIE ON YOUR RECORD, YOU COULDN'T GET INTO COLLEGE. 1021 00:37:33,267 --> 00:37:34,737 [paper crumpling] 1022 00:37:34,770 --> 00:37:37,742 THEN ONE DAY, YOU READ A STORY ABOUT A 15 YEAR OLD 1023 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:40,147 FROM YOUR HOMETOWN WHO DIED IN A FIERY CAR CRASH. 1024 00:37:40,181 --> 00:37:43,655 AND THAT WAS THE REAL KIRK GODEL. 1025 00:37:43,689 --> 00:37:45,858 AND YOU HAD A LIGHT BULB MOMENT. 1026 00:37:45,892 --> 00:37:47,597 ALL YOUR LIFE, PEOPLE THOUGHT 1027 00:37:47,630 --> 00:37:49,264 YOU WERE YOUNGER THAN YOU LOOKED, 1028 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:52,171 SO YOU DECIDED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT 1029 00:37:52,205 --> 00:37:55,144 AND HIT A HUGE RE-SET BUTTON ON YOUR LIFE. 1030 00:37:55,177 --> 00:37:57,650 YOU FORGED KIRK'S DOCUMENTS. 1031 00:37:57,683 --> 00:37:59,119 THEN YOU WENT ONLINE AND DELETED HIS DEATH CERTIFICATE. 1032 00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,223 A NEW IDENTITY 1033 00:38:01,256 --> 00:38:03,193 PLUS YOUR NATURAL INTELLIGENCE MEANT YOU WERE 1034 00:38:03,227 --> 00:38:04,563 A CINCH TO MAKE MEITNER. 1035 00:38:04,563 --> 00:38:06,734 NOW YOU WOULD GRADUATE FROM ONE OF THE BEST HIGH SCHOOLS 1036 00:38:06,768 --> 00:38:11,143 IN THE COUNTRY, GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO THE IVYs, 1037 00:38:11,175 --> 00:38:12,346 AND BECOME A YOUNG CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY. 1038 00:38:12,378 --> 00:38:13,982 AND IT WAS ALL ROLLING ALONG 1039 00:38:14,014 --> 00:38:14,917 BEAUTIFULLY UNTIL.. 1040 00:38:14,951 --> 00:38:18,659 HAHN DISCOVERED YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET. 1041 00:38:18,691 --> 00:38:20,728 HE BLACKMAILED YOU FOR YOUR SCHOLARSHIP STIPEND. 1042 00:38:20,763 --> 00:38:22,265 HE NEEDED MONEY 1043 00:38:22,297 --> 00:38:24,102 TO MAKE A BANK PAYMENT BY WEDNESDAY, 1044 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,273 MONEY YOU WEREN'T WILLING TO PAY. 1045 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:28,242 YOU WERE SO DISTRAUGHT, YOU CALLED YOUR COUSIN 1046 00:38:28,277 --> 00:38:29,379 TO VENT. 1047 00:38:29,413 --> 00:38:32,787 YOU DECIDED THAT THE ONLY WAY OUT WAS TO KILL HAHN, 1048 00:38:32,819 --> 00:38:35,191 AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. 1049 00:38:35,224 --> 00:38:37,161 [beeping] 1050 00:38:37,195 --> 00:38:38,998 FINALLY, 1051 00:38:39,031 --> 00:38:42,707 YOU HACKED IN AND DELETED ALL RECORDS THAT YOU WERE EVER 1052 00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:43,709 IN JUVIE. 1053 00:38:43,742 --> 00:38:46,980 BRILLIANT UNTIL THE END. 1054 00:38:47,014 --> 00:38:48,719 WELL, UNTIL THIS... UNTIL THIS LAST PART. 1055 00:38:48,752 --> 00:38:50,856 WHEN YOU GOT CAUGHT. 1056 00:38:50,888 --> 00:38:54,262 ON THE WILD LINE. LIKE A SALMON. 1057 00:38:58,270 --> 00:38:59,874 PENCILS DOWN. 1058 00:39:01,745 --> 00:39:04,350 COME ON. 1059 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:05,819 CUFF HIM, O'HARA. 1060 00:39:05,853 --> 00:39:08,190 HERE, USE MINE. 1061 00:39:08,222 --> 00:39:10,729 YOU'VE EARNED IT. 1062 00:39:10,763 --> 00:39:12,065 ANYTHING ELSE I NEED TO LEARN? 1063 00:39:12,098 --> 00:39:13,834 THERE'S ONE LAST LESSON. 1064 00:39:13,868 --> 00:39:16,907 FORGET ALL THE OTHER LESSONS AND KNOW THAT YOU'RE A GOOD COP. 1065 00:39:23,052 --> 00:39:25,992 YOU KNOW I'M GONNA NEED THOSE CUFFS BACK, RIGHT? 1066 00:39:26,026 --> 00:39:29,032 GOOD. 1067 00:39:36,012 --> 00:39:37,015 MARTINSDALE. 1068 00:39:37,047 --> 00:39:38,384 MACENDALE. 1069 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:40,053 JAY MACENDALE. 1070 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:43,192 ONCE WE HAD THE NAME, IT WAS PRETTY EASY TO TRACK THE REST. 1071 00:39:43,226 --> 00:39:45,163 WHEN HE WAS 15, HE STOLE A CAR ON A DARE, 1072 00:39:45,196 --> 00:39:46,901 ACCIDENTALLY KILLED A PEDESTRIAN. 1073 00:39:46,935 --> 00:39:48,236 AND THAT'S WHAT GOT HIM IN JUVIE. 1074 00:39:48,270 --> 00:39:49,305 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE PASSED HIMSELF OFF 1075 00:39:49,339 --> 00:39:50,307 AS A TEENAGER FOR THIS LONG. 1076 00:39:50,341 --> 00:39:51,978 I DON'T KNOW, DAD. 1077 00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:54,450 SLAP A WIG ON YOU, YOU'RE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF YOURSELF 1078 00:39:54,483 --> 00:39:56,386 WHEN I WAS A KID. 1079 00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:58,222 (Gus) WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1080 00:39:58,256 --> 00:39:59,359 WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 1081 00:39:59,392 --> 00:40:01,162 HE FINALLY GOT A HOLD OF HIS PARENTS. 1082 00:40:01,195 --> 00:40:02,331 (Gus) DON'T TELL ME IT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE. 1083 00:40:02,365 --> 00:40:04,201 MY FILE SAID I QUALIFIED FOR FINANCIAL AID. 1084 00:40:04,234 --> 00:40:06,273 QUALITY OF LIFE? 1085 00:40:06,306 --> 00:40:09,212 THEY HAVE 24-7 SLUSHY MACHINES THERE. 1086 00:40:09,244 --> 00:40:10,280 THE LOCKERS ARE MADE WITH TEAK. 1087 00:40:10,314 --> 00:40:12,117 THAT'S THE STRONGEST WOOD. 1088 00:40:12,151 --> 00:40:13,252 THESE PIECES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HAND-CARVED, SHAWN. 1089 00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:14,455 WHAT'S WITH THE GENEROSITY? 1090 00:40:14,489 --> 00:40:16,627 I SAW YOU WERE STILL USING THE RATTY BOARD 1091 00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:18,197 WITH THE PLASTIC PIECES 1092 00:40:18,230 --> 00:40:21,302 SO I WENT AHEAD AND SHOPLIFTED THIS FOR YOU. 1093 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:24,009 I'M KIDDING. I BOUGHT IT. 1094 00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:26,312 THOSE KID GENIUSES TURNED ME ON TO A GREAT IPO. 1095 00:40:26,346 --> 00:40:29,453 NOW, REMEMBER, I WIN, I GET THE TRUCK FOR A WEEK. 1096 00:40:29,485 --> 00:40:33,160 ALL RIGHT, HOW 'BOUT, I WIN, YOU WASH THE TRUCK FOR A WEEK? 1097 00:40:33,192 --> 00:40:35,196 YEAH, I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS. 1098 00:40:35,231 --> 00:40:36,633 I'M OUT THERE IN A PAIR OF JEAN SHORTS 1099 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:37,668 SHAWN... CONTINUOUSLY WASHING 1100 00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:39,372 THE VEHICLE FOR A-- FOCUS. 1101 00:40:39,405 --> 00:40:40,374 FOCUS. 1102 00:40:40,407 --> 00:40:42,980 (Gus) TOO FAR TO DRIVE? 1103 00:40:43,013 --> 00:40:45,283 YOU DERAILED MY FUTURE BECAUSE DAD HATES CURVY ROADS? 1104 00:40:45,316 --> 00:40:47,354 I COULD'VE BEEN THE NEXT WITTGENSTEIN. 1105 00:40:47,388 --> 00:40:51,262 I NEVER GOT CARSICK A DAY IN MY LIFE. 1106 00:40:51,295 --> 00:40:53,000 GUS DOESN'T DEAL VERY WELL WITH SURPRISES. 1107 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:54,234 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, MOM! 1108 00:40:54,268 --> 00:40:57,609 YOU NEVER TOLD HIM I WAS THE ONE WHO RAN OVER HIS DOG, DID YOU? 1109 00:40:57,641 --> 00:40:59,947 DAD, NO. 1110 00:40:59,981 --> 00:41:02,350 ONE THING AT A TIME. 1111 00:41:02,384 --> 00:41:03,921 THANK GOD THAT DOG WAS 17. 1112 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:07,728 CHECKMATE. 1113 00:41:07,762 --> 00:41:10,969 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com