1 00:00:07,615 --> 00:00:09,286 NO ONE EVER GETS THEIR BALL BACK 2 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:11,324 FROM MEAN OLD MAN FULLER'S YARD. 3 00:00:11,357 --> 00:00:12,725 THIS SUCKS. 4 00:00:15,731 --> 00:00:17,302 I KNOW. 5 00:00:17,336 --> 00:00:22,146 WE WERE TIED 114 TO 114. AND I WAS UP. 6 00:00:22,178 --> 00:00:24,749 WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING WITH MY NEW BALL. 7 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:27,488 I'LL GIVE YOU 1,000 OUTS IF YOU GO GET IT. 8 00:00:27,522 --> 00:00:29,459 2,000. 9 00:00:29,492 --> 00:00:33,168 DONE. 10 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,703 OKAY, YOU GOT IT. 11 00:00:34,737 --> 00:00:36,473 ALL RIGHT, ALMOST GOT IT. 12 00:00:36,506 --> 00:00:37,308 THERE I GO-- 13 00:00:37,343 --> 00:00:38,845 AH! 14 00:00:38,877 --> 00:00:39,847 OW. GUS! 15 00:00:39,879 --> 00:00:41,483 SHAWN! IS THE BALL ALL RIGHT? 16 00:00:41,516 --> 00:00:42,818 I CAN'T GET BACK OVER. 17 00:00:42,853 --> 00:00:43,855 (Old Man Fuller) GET THAT BALL OFF MY GRASS! 18 00:00:43,887 --> 00:00:44,889 GET OUT OF MY YARD! 19 00:00:44,922 --> 00:00:47,462 GUS, I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YA. 20 00:00:48,865 --> 00:00:50,702 HO-HO-HO-HO! 21 00:00:50,735 --> 00:00:52,438 HO, BUZZ MCNAB. 22 00:00:52,472 --> 00:00:57,548 THE CHRISTMAS SPIRITS TOLD ME TO GIVE THIS TO YOU. 23 00:00:57,582 --> 00:01:00,121 OH, MY GOODNESS, A DAISY RED RYDER. 24 00:01:00,121 --> 00:01:01,890 I HAD ONE OF THESE WHEN I WAS A KID. 25 00:01:01,924 --> 00:01:04,897 IT WAS THE REASON I WANTED TO BECOME A POLICEMAN. 26 00:01:04,929 --> 00:01:06,433 WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ME AND GUS. 27 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:09,640 THANKS, GUYS. 28 00:01:09,672 --> 00:01:10,841 HE'S GONNA SHOOT HIS EYE OUT. 29 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:11,711 YES, HE IS. 30 00:01:11,743 --> 00:01:14,517 THAT WAS AMAZING. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 31 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:16,821 UH, THE ROOM WHERE I TAKE NAPS SHARES A VENT 32 00:01:16,853 --> 00:01:20,729 WITH THE ROOM WHERE THEY DO THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALS. 33 00:01:20,762 --> 00:01:23,401 AH! 34 00:01:23,434 --> 00:01:24,636 LASSIE! 35 00:01:28,008 --> 00:01:29,312 I-I HATE SNOW GLOBES. 36 00:01:29,347 --> 00:01:30,782 NOW, THAT'S STRANGE. 37 00:01:30,814 --> 00:01:33,755 MY PSYCHIC SENSES TOLD ME SPECIFICALLY THAT SNOW GLOBES 38 00:01:33,788 --> 00:01:34,989 DIDN'T GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES 39 00:01:35,022 --> 00:01:36,560 ABOUT BEING TRAPPED IN A CLEAR BALL WITH SNOW 40 00:01:36,593 --> 00:01:37,396 THAT BURNS YOUR SKIN OFF. 41 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:43,607 WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ME AND GUS. 42 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:47,283 UH. 43 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,452 MR. MITTENS SAYS IT FELT JUST LIKE GOING TO SLEEP, 44 00:01:49,487 --> 00:01:51,623 AND HE DOESN'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU AT ALL. 45 00:01:51,656 --> 00:01:54,897 KITTY HEAVEN... IT'S JUST LIKE EAST BEACH. 46 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:56,966 THAT IS THE BEST NEWS EVER. 47 00:01:57,001 --> 00:01:58,704 MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BOTH OF-- 48 00:01:58,738 --> 00:02:01,510 WHOA, WHOA, THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL GIFT. 49 00:02:01,544 --> 00:02:03,514 IT'S CLEARLY JUST FROM ME. DON'T APPROPRIATE. 50 00:02:03,547 --> 00:02:04,549 NOT AT CHRISTMAS TIME. 51 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,686 THANK YOU SO MUCH, SHAWN. 52 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:07,988 'TIS THE SEASON, JULES. 53 00:02:08,023 --> 00:02:09,327 WOW! 54 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:10,361 [laughs] 55 00:02:10,394 --> 00:02:11,363 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED 56 00:02:11,396 --> 00:02:12,499 TO GET INTO THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT 57 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,001 BEFORE MY FAMILY ARRIVES. 58 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:16,540 OH, SHOULD I MEET THEM, OR IS IT TOO SOON? 59 00:02:16,574 --> 00:02:19,513 (Juliet and Bruce) TOO SOON FOR WHAT? 60 00:02:19,546 --> 00:02:21,584 NOTHING. 61 00:02:21,616 --> 00:02:22,819 O'HARE FAMILY CHRISTMAS, HUH? 62 00:02:22,853 --> 00:02:25,859 MY FAMILY CHRISTMASES ARE THE BEST. 63 00:02:25,892 --> 00:02:28,497 WE HAVE TRADITIONAL SCOTTISH GAMES 64 00:02:28,531 --> 00:02:30,100 AND MUSIC AND CRAFTS. 65 00:02:30,132 --> 00:02:31,871 YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY COME BY TONIGHT IF YOU'D LIKE. 66 00:02:31,904 --> 00:02:34,810 I DO LOVE A SCOTTISH CRAFT. 67 00:02:34,843 --> 00:02:37,583 BUT, UH, MY FATHER AND I HAVE BEEN INVITED OVER 68 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:39,853 TO THE GUSTERS FOR AN OLD-FASHIONED HOLIDAY DINNER. 69 00:02:39,887 --> 00:02:40,989 MAYBE NEXT TIME. 70 00:02:41,022 --> 00:02:43,125 I CAN THINK OF SOMEONE WHO COULD USE 71 00:02:43,158 --> 00:02:44,597 A LITTLE CHEER THIS TIME OF YEAR. 72 00:02:44,629 --> 00:02:45,731 RECENTLY DIVORCED. 73 00:02:45,764 --> 00:02:46,766 SEPARATED. 74 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,068 ESTRANGED? 75 00:02:48,103 --> 00:02:49,070 EMBATTLED? 76 00:02:49,105 --> 00:02:50,909 YES. 77 00:02:50,942 --> 00:02:52,446 AND ALL ALONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 78 00:02:52,479 --> 00:02:53,448 [startled yell] 79 00:02:53,481 --> 00:02:55,519 ALL RIGHT! 80 00:02:55,552 --> 00:02:56,921 WHO KEEPS TELLING PEOPLE 81 00:02:56,954 --> 00:02:58,088 I WANT SNOW GLOBES FOR CHRISTMAS? 82 00:03:04,669 --> 00:03:07,608 DUDE, I AM REALLY STOKED. 83 00:03:07,643 --> 00:03:08,945 IN OVER 20 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP, I CAN COUNT 84 00:03:08,977 --> 00:03:10,749 ON ONE SHOP TEACHER'S HAND, THE NUMBER OF TIMES 85 00:03:10,782 --> 00:03:12,652 YOUR FOLKS HAVE HAD US OVER. 86 00:03:12,686 --> 00:03:14,623 I ASSUME IT'S BECAUSE THEY CAN'T STAND MY FATHER. 87 00:03:14,656 --> 00:03:15,725 UNDERSTANDABLY. 88 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:16,927 WELL, I WOULDN'T NECESSARILY SAY THAT. 89 00:03:16,961 --> 00:03:19,030 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY NECESSARILY? 90 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:20,969 LET'S JUST SAY IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF YOUR DAD. 91 00:03:21,002 --> 00:03:24,209 YOUR HOUSE IS TOO SMALL? DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH EXTRA CHAIRS? 92 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:26,447 NO. HIDING A JEWISH FAMILY IN YOUR ATTIC? 93 00:03:26,481 --> 00:03:27,748 NO. 94 00:03:27,783 --> 00:03:29,787 WAIT A MINUTE. 95 00:03:29,819 --> 00:03:31,890 IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF ME. 96 00:03:31,924 --> 00:03:34,228 GUS? 97 00:03:34,261 --> 00:03:35,764 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 98 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,001 I FEEL LIKE PEPE LE PEW 99 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:38,804 WHEN HE LOOKED UP PEW IN THE DICTIONARY. 100 00:03:38,837 --> 00:03:40,674 [with French accent] LE PEW. WHUH? 101 00:03:40,709 --> 00:03:41,843 NO. 102 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:44,015 MY PARENTS ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME. 103 00:03:44,048 --> 00:03:45,017 UNDERSTANDABLY. 104 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,021 A BAD INFLUENCE? YES. 105 00:03:47,054 --> 00:03:48,525 DUDE, THAT'S ABSURD. REALLY? 106 00:03:48,558 --> 00:03:50,227 BECAUSE OF YOU, SHAWN, I GOT MY FIRST "B," 107 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:52,164 BROKE MY FIRST CURFEW, 108 00:03:52,196 --> 00:03:53,867 ACCIDENTALLY KILLED THE STATE BIRD-- 109 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,103 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE COULDN'T HOLD HIS OWN LIQUOR? 110 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:57,174 NOW I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOUR PARENTS FOR CHRISTMAS. WHAT? 111 00:03:57,206 --> 00:03:58,678 I'M GONNA LEAD 'EM ON A WALK 112 00:03:58,710 --> 00:04:00,481 DOWN MEMORY LANE, AND GIVE THEM THE GIFT OF SEEING 113 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:05,258 WHAT A POSITIVE INFLUENCE I HAVE BEEN ON THEIR SON. 114 00:04:06,761 --> 00:04:09,130 DAD, WHY DO YOU INSIST ON GETTING A REAL TREE? 115 00:04:09,164 --> 00:04:11,571 YOU PROBABLY CHOPPED DOWN SOME POOR ANIMAL'S HOME. 116 00:04:11,603 --> 00:04:16,211 YEAH, THAT'S THE VICIOUS LITTLE BASTARD RIGHT THERE. 117 00:04:16,245 --> 00:04:17,583 CAN WE GO, PLEASE? 118 00:04:17,616 --> 00:04:18,850 WHOA, SHAWN, SHAWN? 119 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:20,555 LOOK, I DON'T WANNA BE LATE TO THE GUSTERS. 120 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:21,856 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT THIS DINNER GO WELL. 121 00:04:21,891 --> 00:04:22,858 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 122 00:04:22,893 --> 00:04:24,929 YOUR GIFT. 123 00:04:24,962 --> 00:04:26,701 GO ON. 124 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:27,868 SHAKE IT, RATTLE IT, FEEL IT, SNIFF IT. 125 00:04:27,903 --> 00:04:28,670 DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT WITH IT 126 00:04:28,705 --> 00:04:30,642 BEFORE IT GOES IN THAT STOCKING. 127 00:04:30,674 --> 00:04:32,945 THEN YOU GOT ONE WEEK TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS. 128 00:04:32,978 --> 00:04:34,348 DAD, THIS RIDICULOUS COMPETITION MEANS WAY MORE 129 00:04:34,381 --> 00:04:35,551 TO YOU THAN IT DOES TO ME. 130 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:37,788 THAT'S WHY YOU HAVEN'T WON SINCE YOU WERE EIGHT-YEARS-OLD. 131 00:04:37,823 --> 00:04:40,093 CHRISTMAS '92 WAS A DRAW. YOU KNOW THAT. 132 00:04:40,127 --> 00:04:42,565 OH, SO YOU DO CARE. GO ON. 133 00:04:48,243 --> 00:04:49,245 THAT'S IT. 134 00:04:49,278 --> 00:04:50,682 THAT'S IT? YOU'RE SURE? 135 00:04:50,715 --> 00:04:52,317 THAT'S ALL I NEED. 136 00:04:52,352 --> 00:04:53,987 OH, HERE'S YOURS. 137 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:56,360 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 138 00:04:56,392 --> 00:04:59,899 [chuckles] 139 00:05:01,904 --> 00:05:04,075 [laughs] YOU ARE NEVER-- 140 00:05:04,108 --> 00:05:06,245 SHH. WAIT-WAIT-WAIT. 141 00:05:06,278 --> 00:05:08,851 ALL RIGHT, TIME'S UP. IN THE STOCKINGS THEY GO. 142 00:05:08,884 --> 00:05:11,991 I'M GONNA FIGURE IT OUT, SHAWN. I ALWAYS DO. 143 00:05:12,024 --> 00:05:13,928 [sighs] 144 00:05:13,961 --> 00:05:17,066 (both) SAME TIME. 145 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:23,045 OH, I THINK THERE'S A SURPRISE IN HERE FOR SOMEONE. 146 00:05:23,078 --> 00:05:23,980 I'M GROWN. 147 00:05:24,015 --> 00:05:25,116 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY YEAR. 148 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:27,053 WE HEAR YOU, SON, WE HEAR YA. 149 00:05:27,086 --> 00:05:29,960 AND WE'RE SURE YOU'RE VERY HAPPY STILL BEING A SALES REP. 150 00:05:29,992 --> 00:05:30,994 I AM. 151 00:05:31,029 --> 00:05:33,434 PHARMACEUTICAL SALES IS A VERY DESIRABLE FIELD. 152 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,939 OF COURSE, AND YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL FOR YOURSELF. 153 00:05:35,971 --> 00:05:39,077 THAT'S $100, BOY. 154 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:42,083 NO. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 155 00:05:42,116 --> 00:05:43,052 TURKEY'S READY! 156 00:05:43,085 --> 00:05:44,087 (Henry) FINALLY! 157 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:44,890 (Bill) IT SMELLS GOOD, WINNIE. 158 00:05:44,922 --> 00:05:47,261 WHY SMELL IT WHEN YOU CAN TASTE IT? 159 00:05:47,294 --> 00:05:49,498 SPEAKING OF SMOKED TURKEY, 160 00:05:49,531 --> 00:05:51,335 YOU KNOW WHY GUS ISN'T A SMOKER? 161 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:52,973 'CAUSE WHEN WE WERE KIDS I MADE HIM SMOKE 162 00:05:53,005 --> 00:05:53,940 AN ENTIRE PACK OF CIGARETTES, 163 00:05:53,975 --> 00:05:56,011 AND HE DISCOVERED HE HATED THE TASTE. 164 00:05:56,044 --> 00:05:58,384 PRETTY GOOD INFLUENCE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. 165 00:05:58,417 --> 00:05:59,787 PROBABLY WHAT GAVE HIM ASTHMA. 166 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:00,721 PROBABLY WHAT STUNTED 167 00:06:00,721 --> 00:06:01,891 HIS GROWTH TOO. 168 00:06:01,923 --> 00:06:02,926 I'M FIVE-TEN-AND-A-HALF. 169 00:06:02,959 --> 00:06:04,997 WE HEAR YOU, SON. WE HEAR YA. 170 00:06:05,029 --> 00:06:05,932 GUS, YOU'RE TALL ENOUGH. 171 00:06:05,964 --> 00:06:07,435 SHAWN, YOU'RE AN IDIOT, AND TO BE FAIR, 172 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,038 THERE'S A LOT OF COMPLICATED CAUSES FOR ASTHMA. 173 00:06:09,071 --> 00:06:11,042 NOW, LET'S EAT. 174 00:06:11,075 --> 00:06:12,144 YOU KNOW, IT WAS ACTUALLY GUS' ASTHMA MEDICATION 175 00:06:12,176 --> 00:06:14,347 THAT FIRST INTERESTED HIM IN PHARMACEUTICALS. 176 00:06:14,381 --> 00:06:17,020 SO YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. 177 00:06:17,054 --> 00:06:18,991 YOU MADE YOUR POINT, SHAWN. YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND. 178 00:06:19,024 --> 00:06:20,494 YES, YOU'RE VERY CLOSE. 179 00:06:20,527 --> 00:06:22,999 SO CLOSE, I WONDER IF HE WOULDN'T BE MARRIED BY NOW 180 00:06:23,032 --> 00:06:24,902 IF HE WASN'T SPENDING SO MUCH TIME 181 00:06:24,937 --> 00:06:27,106 WITH YOU. 182 00:06:27,141 --> 00:06:29,311 TRUST ME. I GET MINE. 183 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:30,882 I MEAN-- 184 00:06:30,914 --> 00:06:32,084 I'M JUST WAITING FOR MRS. RIGHT. 185 00:06:32,116 --> 00:06:33,152 WE AT LEAST THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE 186 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,087 A HOUSE BY NOW. 187 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,024 I HAVE TIME. THE MARKET'S STILL COOLING OFF. 188 00:06:36,059 --> 00:06:37,294 YEAH. SO'S THE FOOD. 189 00:06:37,327 --> 00:06:38,228 YOU WON'T HAVE TIME 190 00:06:38,262 --> 00:06:40,067 IF YOU KEEP USING ALL YOUR EXTRA ENERGY 191 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:42,071 WITH THIS GYPSY DETECTIVE AGENCY NONSENSE 192 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:43,507 YOU TWO HAVE COOKED UP. 193 00:06:43,539 --> 00:06:45,042 [laughs] MRS. G. 194 00:06:45,077 --> 00:06:48,182 IT'S A PSYCHIC DETECTIVE AGENCY. 195 00:06:48,215 --> 00:06:49,551 PSYCH. 196 00:06:49,586 --> 00:06:52,223 AND HOW DOES THIS DIFFER FROM THAT PET BAPTISM BUSINESS 197 00:06:52,256 --> 00:06:53,225 YOU HAD AS KIDS? 198 00:06:53,258 --> 00:06:54,628 FIRST OF ALL, THAT WAS AN LLC. 199 00:06:54,661 --> 00:06:56,198 AND I'M THE ONE 200 00:06:56,231 --> 00:06:57,936 THAT LET GUS BELIEVE THAT JESUS WAS BLACK. 201 00:06:57,969 --> 00:06:59,170 THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE GROW-- 202 00:06:59,204 --> 00:07:00,239 GROWING UP, WHICH OF COURSE HE IS. 203 00:07:00,272 --> 00:07:02,176 HE IS THAT. 204 00:07:02,211 --> 00:07:04,348 THAT--HE IS THAT. 205 00:07:06,652 --> 00:07:08,256 I SAY WE SKIP OLD MAN FULLER'S HOUSE. 206 00:07:08,288 --> 00:07:10,894 NOBODY WANTS TO SING TO HIS OLD, MEAN BEHIND. 207 00:07:10,929 --> 00:07:12,898 CAN'T HEAR THE SONG OVER HIS CUSSING ANYWAY. 208 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,671 OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS! 209 00:07:15,704 --> 00:07:17,273 WE'RE ALL ADULTS NOW. 210 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:19,111 CAN'T WE LET BYGONES BE BYGONES? 211 00:07:19,144 --> 00:07:22,618 EVEN OLD MAN FULLER CAN USE SOME CHRISTMAS SPIRIT! 212 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,955 COME ON! 213 00:07:23,988 --> 00:07:26,291 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 214 00:07:26,324 --> 00:07:28,295 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 215 00:07:28,328 --> 00:07:30,501 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 216 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,036 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 217 00:07:32,071 --> 00:07:33,305 MR. FULLER! 218 00:07:33,338 --> 00:07:34,476 HE WOULD HAVE BEEN THROWING ROCKS AT US BY NOW 219 00:07:34,509 --> 00:07:36,244 IF HE WERE HERE. 220 00:07:36,278 --> 00:07:40,352 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW-- * 221 00:07:40,386 --> 00:07:42,256 [carolers all scream] 222 00:07:49,370 --> 00:07:50,372 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 223 00:07:50,406 --> 00:07:52,144 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 224 00:07:52,176 --> 00:07:53,446 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 225 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,182 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 226 00:07:55,217 --> 00:07:57,320 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 227 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:59,324 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 228 00:07:59,357 --> 00:08:00,392 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 229 00:08:00,426 --> 00:08:02,230 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 230 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,569 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 231 00:08:04,602 --> 00:08:07,608 * I KNOW YOU KNOW * 232 00:08:15,590 --> 00:08:16,692 YEAH, IT'S AN APPARENT SUICIDE, 233 00:08:16,726 --> 00:08:18,664 BUT, UH, WE'RE STILL WORKING THE SCENE. 234 00:08:39,105 --> 00:08:42,376 DUDE, WHAT IF THIS WASN'T SUICIDE? 235 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:44,315 WHAT IF THIS WAS MURDER? 236 00:08:44,347 --> 00:08:45,684 SHAWN, IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME. 237 00:08:45,718 --> 00:08:47,187 CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE WORK AT THE OFFICE? 238 00:08:47,221 --> 00:08:48,288 THEY'VE ALREADY MOVED ON. 239 00:08:48,323 --> 00:08:49,659 LOOK, THERE IS NO WAY 240 00:08:49,692 --> 00:08:51,461 THAT AN 80-YEAR-OLD MAN IN FULLER'S CONDITION 241 00:08:51,494 --> 00:08:52,463 COULD HAVE HOISTED HIMSELF 242 00:08:52,496 --> 00:08:54,101 OVER THAT BANNISTER. 243 00:08:54,135 --> 00:08:56,139 AND CHECK IT OUT. 244 00:08:56,172 --> 00:08:58,543 HE WAS CLEARLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING SOME TV TONIGHT. 245 00:08:58,577 --> 00:09:01,081 WHILE HE ATE HIS LOBSTER. 246 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:03,319 YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING. 247 00:09:03,352 --> 00:09:05,890 PLUS, I PSYCH IT UP NICE FOR YOUR PARENTS, 248 00:09:05,924 --> 00:09:07,561 THEY MIGHT BE IMPRESSED, YOU KNOW? 249 00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:10,132 THROW IN A LITTLE RAZZLE DAZZLE. 250 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:11,702 MAYBE THEY REALIZE I'M NOT SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE AFTER ALL. 251 00:09:11,735 --> 00:09:13,873 WHICH MAY GET THEM OFF MY CASE FOR DECIDING 252 00:09:13,907 --> 00:09:15,343 TO GO INTO BUSINESS WITH YOU. 253 00:09:15,376 --> 00:09:18,183 NOW YOU'RE FEELING ME, YOU CONVERTIBLE LEBARON. 254 00:09:18,216 --> 00:09:20,252 ARE YOU GUYS COMING OR WHAT? 255 00:09:20,287 --> 00:09:23,325 SURE THING, POP. 256 00:09:23,359 --> 00:09:25,798 WHOA-WHOA! STOP! 257 00:09:25,830 --> 00:09:27,466 [sighs] I'M SENSING SOMETHING. 258 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:30,240 WHAT IS IT, SHAWN? 259 00:09:30,272 --> 00:09:31,710 IS IT LIKE THE OTHER 26 AND A HALF CRIMES 260 00:09:31,743 --> 00:09:33,814 WE SOLVED FOR THE POLICE DEPARTMENT? 261 00:09:33,847 --> 00:09:37,553 I'M SENSING A STRUGGLE. 262 00:09:37,587 --> 00:09:40,327 [imitating strained voice] OH! 263 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,362 OH, PLEASE! 264 00:09:41,394 --> 00:09:44,268 OH! 265 00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:45,738 FULLER'S UNCONSCIOUS. 266 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:47,241 NO, HE WAS JUST AN OLD MAN 267 00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:49,278 WITH A LITTLE SOFT SKULL. 268 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,887 OH, SOMEONE'S WRAPPING A ROPE AROUND HIS NECK! 269 00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:56,893 WHAT I'M SENSING HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 270 00:09:56,925 --> 00:09:58,730 IS MURDER. 271 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,701 SPENCER, OLD PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS 272 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,270 OFFING THEMSELVES DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 273 00:10:02,304 --> 00:10:04,709 WELL, ACCORDING TO CSU, SHAWN MIGHT BE RIGHT. 274 00:10:04,741 --> 00:10:06,279 COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY? 275 00:10:06,311 --> 00:10:07,012 CRIME SCENE UNIT. 276 00:10:07,046 --> 00:10:08,549 THEM TOO. 277 00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:09,851 LET ME SEE THAT. 278 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,354 BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA, SIGNS OF STRUGGLE. 279 00:10:11,388 --> 00:10:13,659 MY LORD. 280 00:10:13,694 --> 00:10:14,828 HE REALLY IS PSYCHIC. 281 00:10:14,861 --> 00:10:16,565 MAYBE WE WERE WRONG 282 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:17,802 ABOUT THE BOYS WORKING TOGETHER... 283 00:10:17,835 --> 00:10:20,039 THIS TIME. 284 00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:20,873 RIGHT. GET HIM OUTTA HERE. 285 00:10:20,908 --> 00:10:22,344 IT'S AN OPEN CRIME SCENE, PEOPLE, 286 00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:23,479 I NEED WITNESS STATEMENTS 287 00:10:23,512 --> 00:10:25,683 FROM EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU CAROLERS. 288 00:10:25,717 --> 00:10:26,952 CRAP, I'M RUNNING LATE. 289 00:10:26,986 --> 00:10:29,958 LASSIE, COME ON, MAN. HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS. 290 00:10:29,992 --> 00:10:31,629 GUS AND I WILL TAKE 'EM DOWN TO THE STATION TOMORROW. 291 00:10:31,662 --> 00:10:33,366 WE HAVE PASSES-- 292 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,802 WHICH PRACTICALLY MAKES US CO-WORKERS. 293 00:10:34,836 --> 00:10:36,405 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BIG L? 294 00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:39,912 [screams] 295 00:10:39,946 --> 00:10:42,985 [deep voice] THAT HURT, MAN! 296 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,557 BUT WHEN THEY CUT US, WE BLEED BLUE. 297 00:10:49,029 --> 00:10:51,970 CARLTON! 298 00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:53,506 HI! 299 00:10:53,538 --> 00:10:57,381 I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT! 300 00:10:57,414 --> 00:10:58,917 I HOPE YOU'RE IN A HOGMANAY MOOD. 301 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,954 I DOUBT IT. WHATEVER THAT IS. 302 00:11:00,988 --> 00:11:02,390 THE FIRST FOOTER! 303 00:11:02,424 --> 00:11:05,397 [all cheer] 304 00:11:05,429 --> 00:11:06,932 OH, THE FIRST FOOTER, 305 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,936 IT'S SCOTTISH TRADITION TO CELEBRATE THE FIRST VISITOR 306 00:11:08,970 --> 00:11:09,938 OF THE HOLIDAYS. 307 00:11:09,971 --> 00:11:12,777 YOU. 308 00:11:12,812 --> 00:11:15,048 WHY ARE THEY ALL 309 00:11:15,082 --> 00:11:15,950 STARING AT ME? 310 00:11:15,983 --> 00:11:18,523 WELL, THE FIRST FOOTER TRADITIONALLY BRINGS 311 00:11:18,555 --> 00:11:21,060 A GIFT OF FOOD. 312 00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:24,167 ALL I'VE GOT IS A CLIFF BAR IN MY CAR. 313 00:11:24,199 --> 00:11:27,040 I'D REALLY PREFER TO SAVE IT FOR MY MORNING RUN. 314 00:11:27,072 --> 00:11:29,979 SO THESE ARE MY NEPHEWS. 315 00:11:30,011 --> 00:11:31,849 DRAKE, FINN, AND ISAAC. 316 00:11:31,883 --> 00:11:33,887 BOYS, THIS IS DETECTIVE LASSITER. 317 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,924 HE WORKS WITH AUNTIE JULIE. 318 00:11:37,794 --> 00:11:39,196 I LIKE IT BETTER IN HERE ALREADY. 319 00:11:39,229 --> 00:11:41,101 I WAS HELPING THEM WITH THEIR CHRISTMAS CRAFTS. 320 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,005 IT'S ALWAYS MY FAVORITE PART. 321 00:11:43,038 --> 00:11:44,007 LOOK AT THIS, AUNTIE JULIE! 322 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,009 LOOK AT MINE! 323 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:46,044 OH, MY GOODNESS. 324 00:11:46,078 --> 00:11:48,048 [all yelling for attention] 325 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,718 THIS LOOKS FANTASTIC, BUT YOU KNOW, 326 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,759 MAYBE DETECTIVE LASSITER WOULD LIKE TO HELP OUT. 327 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:56,230 SURE. 328 00:11:56,263 --> 00:12:00,039 ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, WHAT DO WE GOT GOING ON HERE? 329 00:12:00,072 --> 00:12:01,141 WELL, YOU KNOW, DRAKE, 330 00:12:01,173 --> 00:12:03,078 TECHNICALLY JESUS WAS BORN AROUND APRIL, 331 00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:06,117 SO WE NEED TO GET RID OF THIS WINTER FOLIAGE. 332 00:12:06,151 --> 00:12:09,224 OH, AND, FINN, THE WORD MANGER ACTUALLY REFERS 333 00:12:09,256 --> 00:12:11,529 TO THE WOODEN FEEDING TROUGH THAT THE ANIMALS USED, 334 00:12:11,561 --> 00:12:16,271 SO LET'S PUT BABY JESUS IN THIS LITTLE SHOT GLASS. 335 00:12:16,304 --> 00:12:17,606 UH... PERFECT. 336 00:12:17,641 --> 00:12:18,509 CARLTON-- 337 00:12:18,543 --> 00:12:20,046 WELL, YOU KNOW, BASED ON HOW FAR THEY HAD 338 00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,882 TO TRAVEL, ALL THE EXPERTS AGREE 339 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,987 THAT THE WISE MEN DIDN'T REALLY GET THERE UNTIL JESUS WAS TWO, 340 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,557 SO LET'S GET RID OF THEM. 341 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:26,892 UH, UH, CARLTON. 342 00:12:26,925 --> 00:12:28,596 REMEMBER, THIS IS FOR THE CHILDREN. 343 00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:30,265 RIGHT. 344 00:12:30,299 --> 00:12:32,070 LET'S DO ONE WITH SANTA IN IT. 345 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,072 OH! 346 00:12:33,105 --> 00:12:34,641 HAND ME KRIS KRINGLE THERE, GUYS. 347 00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:36,310 (Juliet) THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 348 00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:39,585 YOU KNOW, INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE DUTCH VERSION OF SANTA 349 00:12:39,618 --> 00:12:42,290 USED SLAVES TO DELIVER THE TOYS. 350 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,804 [knocks on door] YO! 351 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,208 WE'RE HERE TO GIVE OUR OFFICIAL STATEMENTS FOR THE FULLER CASE. 352 00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:53,746 YES. ABOUT THAT. 353 00:12:53,779 --> 00:12:59,124 UM, OUR INVESTIGATION HAS CONFIRMED MR. SPENCER'S HUNCHES. 354 00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:01,328 AH, REALLY? 355 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:01,561 IT WAS MURDER. 356 00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:03,999 THAT'S 27 AND COUNTING. 357 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,138 DO YOU FOLKS MIND COMING ON IN FOR A MOMENT? 358 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:07,140 JUST HAVE A SEAT. 359 00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:09,210 MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE. 360 00:13:09,243 --> 00:13:12,851 CHAIR'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 361 00:13:12,885 --> 00:13:14,353 I THOUGHT WE COULD, UH, HAVE MORE PRIVACY THIS WAY. 362 00:13:14,387 --> 00:13:16,357 WHY? WHAT, IS THERE A PROBLEM? 363 00:13:16,391 --> 00:13:17,895 WELL, THIS REPORT SAYS THAT THERE WERE TRACES 364 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,397 OF WEED KILLER FOUND IN MR. FULLER'S SYSTEM. 365 00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:22,704 POISON. I SENSED THAT AS WELL. 366 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,708 THERE'S JUST ONE SLIGHT PROBLEM, 367 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:26,211 WE FOUND A BOX OF THE SAME TYPE OF WEED KILLER 368 00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:28,314 ON MR. GUSTER'S PROPERTY. 369 00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:30,687 CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT? 370 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,190 WHOA, WHOA, NOW. SLOW YOUR ROLL. 371 00:13:32,223 --> 00:13:33,425 I CAN EXPLAIN THAT. 372 00:13:33,457 --> 00:13:35,028 ME AND FULLER HAD A LONG-TIME FEUD 373 00:13:35,061 --> 00:13:36,363 ABOUT THE PROPERTY LINE. 374 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,669 AND EVERY NOW AND THEN I'D POISON HIS SHRUBS 375 00:13:38,703 --> 00:13:40,908 BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO CUT THEM BACK. 376 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:42,977 BILL, THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU. 377 00:13:43,011 --> 00:13:44,013 HOW ABOUT THIS? 378 00:13:44,046 --> 00:13:45,149 BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE HEAD OF THE DECEASED 379 00:13:45,182 --> 00:13:47,754 WAS DONE CAUSED BY A BLOODY HAMMER FOUND NEARBY 380 00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:51,729 WITH PRINTS BELONGING TO A MR. WILLIAM GUSTER. 381 00:13:51,762 --> 00:13:53,332 YEAH, BUT IF YOU'D LOOKED A LITTLE CLOSER, 382 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,968 YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND A HACKSAW AND A PICKAXE 383 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,338 WITH MY PRINTS ON THEM TOO. 384 00:13:56,371 --> 00:13:58,743 FULLER HAD BEEN TAKING MY TOOLS FOR YEARS. 385 00:13:58,776 --> 00:14:00,045 THAT'S ANOTHER REASON WE'D BEEN FEUDING. 386 00:14:00,078 --> 00:14:02,884 ANOTHER PERFECTLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION. 387 00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:04,889 JUST ONE MORE THING, 388 00:14:04,922 --> 00:14:06,925 THE ROPE USED TO HANG MR. FULLER 389 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,797 MATCHES ROPE FROM A BOAT BELONGING TO-- 390 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:12,003 [laughs] LEMME GUESS. ME. 391 00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:13,337 [laughter] 392 00:14:13,371 --> 00:14:14,507 (Gus) DAD, YOU'RE CRAZY. 393 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:15,842 (Shawn) MR. G. 394 00:14:15,877 --> 00:14:18,215 WAIT. 395 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,349 YOU MEAN IT REALLY WAS MINE? 396 00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:21,353 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 397 00:14:21,388 --> 00:14:23,793 LOOK, I JUST SAID THAT TO BE FUNNY. 398 00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:25,495 I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT GOT THERE. 399 00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:29,136 I AM SORRY, MR. GUSTER, THE EVIDENCE IS STRONG ENOUGH. 400 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,472 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 401 00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:32,978 WHAT? YOU GIVE UP THAT RIGHT, ANYTHING YOU SAY 402 00:14:33,011 --> 00:14:34,380 YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW. 403 00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:35,548 I'M A DEACON IN A CHURCH! 404 00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:36,550 YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY. 405 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,791 WHAT IS THE LORD GONNA SAY? 406 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:44,936 IT'S VERY NICE OF YOU TO INVITE US OVER. 407 00:14:44,969 --> 00:14:46,839 OH, WINNIE, IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO. 408 00:14:46,872 --> 00:14:48,475 NOW WHEN IS BILL GONNA BE RELEASED FROM CUSTODY? 409 00:14:48,507 --> 00:14:49,544 SOON I HOPE. 410 00:14:49,576 --> 00:14:52,182 A THING LIKE THIS COULD BE DEVASTATING TO SOMEBODY 411 00:14:52,215 --> 00:14:55,556 WITH DELICATE HEALTH, A WEAK DISPOSITION. 412 00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:58,395 WE'RE GONNA GET DAD OUT BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN TO HIM. 413 00:14:58,428 --> 00:15:00,968 I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU. 414 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,071 YOUR FATHER'S STRONG AS AN OX, BUT YOU, 415 00:15:03,105 --> 00:15:07,513 LORD KNOWS YOU HAVE ENOUGH STRESS TO DEAL WITH AS IT IS. 416 00:15:07,545 --> 00:15:11,453 MRS. G., YOU HAVE MY WORD, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 417 00:15:11,487 --> 00:15:12,455 WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS CASE. 418 00:15:12,489 --> 00:15:14,593 YEAH. 419 00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:18,101 SHAWN, MAYBE WE OUGHTA GET SOME FOOD TOGETHER HERE. 420 00:15:18,135 --> 00:15:20,941 MAYBE YOU OUGHTA PASS ON THIS ONE. 421 00:15:20,973 --> 00:15:21,807 (Shawn) I CAN'T, DAD. I OWE IT TO THEM. 422 00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:24,414 LOOK, THE GUSTERS ARE NICE PEOPLE, OKAY? 423 00:15:24,447 --> 00:15:26,183 THEY INVITE YOU OVER FOR DINNER AT 6:00. 424 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,653 THEY DON'T SERVE TILL 6:30. SO WHAT? 425 00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:29,524 THE POINT IS, AS A RULE, 426 00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:30,893 YOU NEVER WANNA GET INVOLVED IN A CASE 427 00:15:30,927 --> 00:15:33,264 WHERE PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE INVOLVED. 428 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:41,048 DAD, I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT. 429 00:15:41,081 --> 00:15:43,184 WHAT IF GUS'S DAD IS GUILTY? HUH? 430 00:15:43,217 --> 00:15:44,654 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT? 431 00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:46,524 THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. RIGHT THERE, SHAWN. 432 00:15:46,558 --> 00:15:47,995 YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR DECISION IRRESPECTIVE 433 00:15:48,028 --> 00:15:48,827 OF THE FACTS. 434 00:15:48,861 --> 00:15:51,367 YOU HAVE ALREADY COMPROMISED THIS CASE. 435 00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:53,005 COMPROMISED? WHY? 436 00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:54,007 BECAUSE I'M NOT AFRAID OF MY OWN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT? 437 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,044 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I VIEW THAT AS A TOOL 438 00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:58,048 IN MY PROBLEM-SOLVING, NOT A LIABILITY. 439 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,951 IT IS THAT EXACT KIND OF LAME-ASS THINKING-- 440 00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:01,387 I CAN SEE WHY YOU WERE NEVER A DETECTIVE. 441 00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:06,097 AND I CAN SEE WHY YOU ENDED UP A DIVORCED DETECTIVE. 442 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:10,339 MY GOD. 443 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,743 WE WENT ALMOST THREE HOURS WITHOUT HAVING AN ARGUMENT. HMM. 444 00:16:12,776 --> 00:16:17,020 IT'S OUR BEST HOLIDAY IN YEARS, HUH? 445 00:16:19,024 --> 00:16:21,128 OH! 446 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,231 UH, I WAS JUST ARRESTING SOMEONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 447 00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:24,099 I THOUGHT I'D DROP BY AND SAY HI. 448 00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:29,109 OH, YOU KNOW, WE JUST SAT DOWN TO LUNCH, 449 00:16:29,144 --> 00:16:30,479 SO... 450 00:16:30,512 --> 00:16:31,613 SORRY. 451 00:16:31,648 --> 00:16:32,615 HEY, GUYS. 452 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,219 LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT. 453 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,058 A WII! 454 00:16:36,091 --> 00:16:37,193 WHOA! 455 00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:40,099 AWESOME! 456 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,467 WOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY THOUGHTFUL. 457 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,469 THANK YOU. 458 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:43,638 IT TURNED UP IN A SWEEP. 459 00:16:43,672 --> 00:16:44,707 I MEAN, THEY'RE WELCOME TO USE IT, 460 00:16:44,739 --> 00:16:47,745 BUT TECHNICALLY IT BELONGS TO THE D.A.'S OFFICE. 461 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,383 COME ON! LET'S PLAY BOXING! 462 00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:51,788 YOU'RE NOT BUSY? 463 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,493 NO, NO. GO RIGHT AHEAD. 464 00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:00,206 (Lassiter) OH, OH, DRAKE, YOU'RE TOO SLOW, MY FRIEND! 465 00:17:00,239 --> 00:17:02,042 YOU BETTER CHANGE YOUR NAME TO LASSITER BECAUSE I OWN YOU! 466 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,345 OH, OH, OH! 467 00:17:03,377 --> 00:17:08,721 OH, HE'S DOWN ON THE GROUND! 468 00:17:08,755 --> 00:17:10,091 WHAT A LAME-O. 469 00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:11,394 COME ON. WHO'S NEXT? 470 00:17:11,428 --> 00:17:12,563 WHO'S NEXT? COME ON! 471 00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:14,134 LET'S GO! 472 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,136 SOMEBODY COME GET SOME! WHO'S NEXT? 473 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,140 GET SOME! COME ON! 474 00:17:20,179 --> 00:17:22,116 YOU GUYS SURE YOU DON'T WANNA TAKE A SANDWICH OR ANYTHING 475 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,217 FOR THE ROAD? 476 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,887 YOU HARDLY ATE ANY OF YOUR FOOD. 477 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,260 OOH, I REMEMBER ONCE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE YOU MADE US 478 00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:28,128 THESE CHICKEN CORDON BLEUS. 479 00:17:28,162 --> 00:17:29,130 SHAWN. 480 00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:30,365 BUT THE HAM WAS SO THIN-- 481 00:17:30,399 --> 00:17:32,302 SHAWN! 482 00:17:32,336 --> 00:17:33,504 WE DON'T HAVE AN APPETITE. 483 00:17:33,537 --> 00:17:35,209 ALL WE CAN THINK ABOUT IS CLEARING DAD'S NAME 484 00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:37,445 AND GETTING HIM OUT OF JAIL. 485 00:17:37,479 --> 00:17:40,252 I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL AS SOON AS WE HAVE ANY LEADS. 486 00:17:40,286 --> 00:17:42,723 [cell phone rings] 487 00:17:42,756 --> 00:17:45,296 DAD. 488 00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:47,733 NO, IT IS NOT AN ENGRAVED SET OF RUBBER BULLETS. 489 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:48,735 WHY WOULD I POSSIBLY GIVE YOU 490 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,471 ANOTHER EXCUSE TO SHOOT A GUN? 491 00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:53,312 WELL, YOU BETTER KEEP THINKING. 492 00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:56,284 SHAWN, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW IMPORTANT THIS CASE IS. 493 00:17:56,318 --> 00:18:00,759 SO WHATEVER YOU NEED, JUST LET ME KNOW. 494 00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,162 (Shawn) HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 495 00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:03,364 WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 496 00:18:03,398 --> 00:18:06,470 GIVE ME A SECOND. 497 00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:08,341 IS IT A CLUE THAT CLEARS MY DAD? 498 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,877 CAN YOU SHUSH FOR ONE SECOND? 499 00:18:09,909 --> 00:18:11,347 I KNOW YOU THINK THIS IS EASY FOR ME, 500 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,552 BUT I DO GO THROUGH A MENTAL PROCESS. 501 00:18:13,585 --> 00:18:16,223 LIKE A EQUALS B. B EQUALS C. 502 00:18:16,258 --> 00:18:17,892 WHICH MEANS A EQUALS-- WOULD YOU STOP IT? 503 00:18:17,926 --> 00:18:19,329 THAT'S TOO CLOSE! 504 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,533 NOW I GOTTA START ALL OVER. 505 00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:25,341 DAMN IT, SHAWN, 506 00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:26,343 WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? OKAY! 507 00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:27,545 ALL RIGHT! 508 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:30,819 WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT IF THERE WAS A HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION. 509 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,628 AH, MR. MITCHELL. 510 00:18:35,661 --> 00:18:36,630 YES. 511 00:18:36,663 --> 00:18:39,337 MY NAME IS SHAWN SPENCER. 512 00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:40,906 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANY FAKE VACATION PACKAGES. 513 00:18:40,939 --> 00:18:42,876 I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 514 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:45,416 SO I CAN CLAIM THE GRAND PRIZE, AND I'M NOT PAYING 515 00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:46,983 FOR ANY DAMN SUBSCRIPTIONS FOR MAGAZINES 516 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,020 THAT I KNOW I'LL NEVER SEE. 517 00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:54,800 I'M THE HEAD PSYCHIC FOR THE SANTA BARBARA POLICE DEPARTMENT. 518 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,446 OH. WELL, COME ON IN THEN. 519 00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:08,727 WE'RE INVESTIGATING THE DEATH OF MR. FULLER. 520 00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:10,632 AND I AM SENSING SOME UNRESOLVED CONFLICT 521 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,000 BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. 522 00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:15,040 SOMETHING--SOMETHING TO DO WITH RULES AND VIOLATIONS. 523 00:19:15,073 --> 00:19:15,908 YES, IT'S TRUE. 524 00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:18,113 FULLER BECAME A CONSTANT THORN IN MY SIDE 525 00:19:18,146 --> 00:19:20,352 EVER SINCE I STARTED THE HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION. 526 00:19:20,386 --> 00:19:22,722 HE REFUSED TO FOLLOW THE ORDINANCES. 527 00:19:22,755 --> 00:19:24,459 WHEN I'D GIVE HIM CITATIONS, 528 00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:26,963 HE'D TEAR THEM UP AND THROW THEM IN THE TRASH. 529 00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:28,368 SO I'D GIVE HIM ANOTHER CITATION. 530 00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:31,139 IT WAS A CONSTANT, VICIOUS CYCLE. 531 00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:33,477 IT'S HIM. HE DID IT. 532 00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:35,849 BUST HIM, SHAWN. SEE IT, SEE IT. 533 00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:36,884 SEE IT. STOP IT. 534 00:19:39,857 --> 00:19:42,563 SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANTED HIM OUT OF THE WAY. 535 00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:43,865 NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. 536 00:19:43,898 --> 00:19:45,902 HE WAS A PAIN, BUT HE WAS OUR BEST SUPPORTER. 537 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,103 OUR? 538 00:19:47,138 --> 00:19:48,073 THE MITCHELL FAMILY. 539 00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:51,680 WE FOUNDED THIS NEIGHBORHOOD 100 YEARS AGO. 540 00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:53,518 NOW WE'RE LOBBYING THE CITY 541 00:19:53,552 --> 00:19:56,790 TO HAVE THEM DECLARE IT A HISTORICAL DISTRICT. 542 00:19:56,823 --> 00:20:00,532 FULLER REFUSED TO SELL HIS HOUSE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. 543 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:01,833 WE WERE THE ONLY FRIENDS HE HAD. 544 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,705 HELLO. 545 00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:04,640 OH, HI, HONEY. 546 00:20:04,673 --> 00:20:07,178 THIS IS SHAWN SPENCER AND BURTON GUSTER. 547 00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:09,583 I REMEMBER THE TWO OF YOU 548 00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:11,553 FROM WHEN YOU WERE NO MORE 549 00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,825 THAN YEA HIGH. 550 00:20:13,857 --> 00:20:17,599 YOU HAD THE CUTEST LITTLE LAWN-MOWING BUSINESS. 551 00:20:17,632 --> 00:20:20,871 OH, WOW, THAT'S RIGHT. WE DID. 552 00:20:20,905 --> 00:20:23,142 IN FACT I THINK WE PAID YOU $5.00 553 00:20:23,176 --> 00:20:25,581 FOR A JOB THAT NEVER GOT DONE. 554 00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:27,150 [laughter] 555 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,921 OH! THIS GUY. 556 00:20:28,955 --> 00:20:29,923 YOU KNOW, THE YARD TOOLS ARE OUT BACK. 557 00:20:29,957 --> 00:20:34,065 I'LL GO GET THEM. 558 00:20:34,097 --> 00:20:36,169 SHE'S, UH-- SHE'S NOT SERIOUS, IS SHE? 559 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,673 SHE IS. 560 00:20:42,114 --> 00:20:45,656 OH, AND MAKE SURE TO WATER THE GARDENIAS. 561 00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,993 I'VE HAD THEM LONGER THAN YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE. 562 00:20:48,026 --> 00:20:49,796 [laughs] 563 00:20:56,678 --> 00:20:59,115 GOD! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 564 00:20:59,148 --> 00:21:01,688 SHE SHOULD'VE JUST ACCEPTED THE $5.00 REFUND OFFER. 565 00:21:01,721 --> 00:21:05,160 WE NEED TO BE SOLVING MY DAD'S CASE. 566 00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:09,703 DUDE. 567 00:21:11,807 --> 00:21:13,344 THERE'S SOMEBODY 568 00:21:13,377 --> 00:21:15,213 IN OLD MAN FULLER'S HOUSE. 569 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:20,189 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA BAIL ON THE MITCHELLS' YARD AGAIN. 570 00:21:20,224 --> 00:21:21,993 COME ON! 571 00:21:28,942 --> 00:21:31,112 WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 572 00:21:31,146 --> 00:21:32,750 I SHOULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING. 573 00:21:36,322 --> 00:21:38,728 MY NAME'S SHAWN. 574 00:21:38,762 --> 00:21:40,666 THIS IS MY PARTNER, SKOONEY "U-TURN" SINGLETON. 575 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:43,236 WE'RE FROM DIRTY BOY LANDSCAPING. 576 00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:44,774 I GOT A CALL FROM YOUR OFFICE, 577 00:21:44,807 --> 00:21:47,111 SAID YOU NEEDED SOME ESTIMATES ON SOME RENOVATIONS. 578 00:21:47,144 --> 00:21:49,650 WOW. YOU GUYS ARE FAST. 579 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:50,550 I JUST LEFT WORD AT THE OFFICE 580 00:21:50,584 --> 00:21:52,322 SAYING I NEEDED A LANDSCAPE ARCHITECT. 581 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,059 YOU KNOW, I COLD-CALLED THIS GEEZER FOR YEARS 582 00:21:55,093 --> 00:21:58,065 PUSHING HIM TO SELL, AND HE ALWAYS REFUSED. 583 00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,368 FINALLY IT'S AVAILABLE. 584 00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:01,372 REALLY? 585 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,642 WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PLACE? 586 00:22:02,642 --> 00:22:04,714 IT'S THE ONLY LOT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 587 00:22:04,747 --> 00:22:07,720 WITH 360-DEGREE UNOBSTRUCTED VIEWS. 588 00:22:07,752 --> 00:22:11,927 IT'LL SELL FOR A FORTUNE. 589 00:22:11,961 --> 00:22:15,299 DON'T WORRY, THIS YARD WILL BE IMMACULATE WHEN WE'RE DONE. 590 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,703 BYE-BYE. BE IN TOUCH. 591 00:22:16,738 --> 00:22:18,073 YOU HEAR HER, SHAWN? 592 00:22:18,105 --> 00:22:19,476 SHE'S BEEN COLD-CALLING FOR YEARS. 593 00:22:19,508 --> 00:22:21,347 AND SHE STANDS TO MAKE A FORTUNE ON THIS PLACE. 594 00:22:21,379 --> 00:22:22,482 THAT'S MOTIVE. RIGHT? 595 00:22:22,514 --> 00:22:24,385 YEAH, YEAH. 596 00:22:24,419 --> 00:22:26,357 IT'S GOTTA BE HER. WHAT MORE DO WE NEED? 597 00:22:26,389 --> 00:22:28,092 LET'S GET THE COPS ON IT RIGHT AWAY. 598 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,898 UH, I-I GUESS IT WOULDN'T, UH, HURT 599 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,371 TO HAVE THEM DO A CURSORY BACKGROUND CHECK. 600 00:22:33,403 --> 00:22:36,008 MAYBE, UH, MAYBE LOOK-- LOOK AT THE PHONE RECORDS. 601 00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:37,746 RIGHT. OKAY. 602 00:22:43,122 --> 00:22:44,827 I'LL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER 603 00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:47,766 TO MAKE THIS PROCESS AS PAINLESS AS POSSIBLE. 604 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,973 [whispering] JULES. JULES, OVER HERE! 605 00:22:52,008 --> 00:22:54,177 IT'S ABOUT TIME. 606 00:22:54,211 --> 00:22:55,448 DID YOU CHECK THE PHONE RECORDS? 607 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,851 YEP, YOUR TIP PAID OFF. 608 00:22:56,884 --> 00:22:58,855 OH, THAT'S GREAT. THANK GOODNESS. 609 00:22:58,888 --> 00:23:00,525 THERE WERE ALL THESE VIBES, BUT I WASN'T SURE. 610 00:23:00,557 --> 00:23:01,794 SO IT WAS ROSA. 611 00:23:01,828 --> 00:23:02,762 WHO? 612 00:23:02,762 --> 00:23:03,865 THE REAL ESTATE AGENT. 613 00:23:03,898 --> 00:23:07,973 NO, NO. SHE HAS A SOLID ALIBI. 614 00:23:08,005 --> 00:23:11,980 BUT WE DISCOVERED QUITE A FEW CALLS FROM SOMEONE ELSE, 615 00:23:12,014 --> 00:23:13,450 WHO ALSO MADE NUMEROUS CASH TRANSFERS 616 00:23:13,483 --> 00:23:14,452 INTO FULLER'S ACCOUNT. 617 00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:16,858 POSSIBLY PAYING OFF A BLACKMAIL. 618 00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:18,493 WAIT A SECOND, IF YOU'RE NOT ABOUT TO ARREST ROSA, 619 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:19,929 WHAT ARE YOU DOING STANDING HERE? 620 00:23:19,964 --> 00:23:21,901 DISTRACTING YOU. 621 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:24,572 DISTRACTING-- 622 00:23:24,606 --> 00:23:26,943 SORRY, GUS. 623 00:23:26,978 --> 00:23:30,350 SHAWN! SHAWN! 624 00:23:30,384 --> 00:23:32,521 NO, NO, NO, MR. GUSTER! 625 00:23:32,555 --> 00:23:34,224 MR. GUSTER. BURTON, BURTON, PLEASE. 626 00:23:34,257 --> 00:23:35,929 DON'T MAKE A SCENE, DARLING. 627 00:23:35,962 --> 00:23:37,564 THE NEIGHBORS, NEIGHBORS ARE WATCHING US. 628 00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:38,968 WHAT IS THIS? 629 00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:43,075 GET IN THE CAR, MA'AM. PLEASE. 630 00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:44,077 WATCH YOUR HEAD. 631 00:23:44,112 --> 00:23:46,517 DON'T YOU TOUCH MY HAIR! 632 00:23:58,073 --> 00:23:59,042 (Gus) WE GOT HERE AS FAST AS WE COULD. 633 00:23:59,075 --> 00:24:00,109 THIS IS OUR WORST NIGHTMARE. 634 00:24:00,144 --> 00:24:04,318 IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING IS CONSPIRING AGAINST US. 635 00:24:04,352 --> 00:24:05,921 SO WE LAWYERED UP. 636 00:24:05,956 --> 00:24:07,592 THAT'S HOW THEY SAY IT IN THE BUCKET, SON, 637 00:24:07,624 --> 00:24:09,495 WHERE I DID AN EIGHT-HOUR BID. 638 00:24:09,529 --> 00:24:12,333 I DON'T KNOW THOSE WORDS. 639 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:15,439 I'M NOT GONNA DO WELL IN PRISON. 640 00:24:15,475 --> 00:24:20,049 DON'T WORRY, SWEETHEART. YOU'LL BE FINE. 641 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:21,318 [softly] SHE NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 642 00:24:21,351 --> 00:24:25,160 I TOLD YOU, NOBODY'S GOING TO PRISON. 643 00:24:25,193 --> 00:24:28,000 MRS. G, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYBODY 644 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,603 THAT OLD MAN FULLER WAS BLACKMAILING YOU 645 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,205 FOR ALL THESE YEARS? 646 00:24:31,239 --> 00:24:33,643 OH, I WANTED TO, BELIEVE ME, I DID, BUT I COULDN'T. 647 00:24:33,677 --> 00:24:36,049 YOU SEE, THIS ALL STARTED 648 00:24:36,082 --> 00:24:37,619 WHEN BILL'S SAILBOAT CAUGHT FIRE. 649 00:24:37,652 --> 00:24:39,122 I TRIED TO MUSTER UP THE COURAGE 650 00:24:39,155 --> 00:24:41,092 TO TELL EVERYBODY THAT IT WAS MY FAULT. 651 00:24:41,126 --> 00:24:42,694 BUT BEFORE I COULD, THE INSURANCE COMPANY 652 00:24:42,729 --> 00:24:45,167 HAD PAID EVERYTHING OFF ALREADY. 653 00:24:45,199 --> 00:24:47,639 WELL, SOMEHOW, FULLER KNEW THE TRUTH OF WHAT HAD HAPPENED. 654 00:24:47,672 --> 00:24:49,441 HE THREATENED TO TURN ME IN 655 00:24:49,475 --> 00:24:51,747 FOR INSURANCE FRAUD IF I DIDN'T PAY HIM EVERY MONTH. 656 00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:54,118 WELL, HE WAS SO OLD, I FIGURED PAYING HIM OFF 657 00:24:54,152 --> 00:24:55,120 FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE 658 00:24:55,154 --> 00:24:57,390 WAS THE CHEAPEST ROUTE. 659 00:24:57,423 --> 00:24:58,627 TO THE POLICE IT LOOKS LIKE MOTIVE. 660 00:24:58,661 --> 00:25:02,535 I KNOW. BUT DON'T WORRY, SON. 661 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,071 WE HAVE CALLED NANA. 662 00:25:04,105 --> 00:25:05,674 SHE'S TO LOOK AFTER YOU 663 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:07,712 IN CASE ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO THE TWO OF US. 664 00:25:07,744 --> 00:25:10,617 MOM, I DON'T NEED MY GRANDMOTHER, 665 00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:12,453 WHO LIVES IN A NURSING HOME TO LOOK AFTER ME. 666 00:25:12,488 --> 00:25:14,492 WE HEAR YOU, SON. WE HEAR YOU. 667 00:25:14,526 --> 00:25:16,696 ANYWAY, IT'S JUST UNTIL WE CAN RAISE THE MONEY 668 00:25:16,729 --> 00:25:19,536 TO POST YOUR MOTHER'S BAIL AND PAY OUR LEGAL BILLS. 669 00:25:19,569 --> 00:25:20,838 WHATEVER THE COST IS, I'LL COVER IT. 670 00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:22,108 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 671 00:25:22,141 --> 00:25:24,278 WE APPRECIATE THE GESTURE, BURTON. 672 00:25:24,311 --> 00:25:26,550 BUT, SON, WE'RE TALKING REAL MONEY. 673 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:29,556 YOU HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT IN A PENNY JAR. 674 00:25:29,589 --> 00:25:30,757 I HAVE A 401(K), 675 00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:34,464 A DIVERSIFIED ASSET-ALLOCATED PORTFOLIO FULL 676 00:25:34,497 --> 00:25:37,470 OF SECURITIES AND EQUITY TO TAP INTO. 677 00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:38,574 HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO GOOD WITH THE BIG WORDS. 678 00:25:38,607 --> 00:25:39,576 MM-HMM. 679 00:25:39,609 --> 00:25:41,613 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET FOR THE CUTLASS? 680 00:25:41,647 --> 00:25:42,849 STOP IT! 681 00:25:42,881 --> 00:25:44,619 I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE! 682 00:25:44,653 --> 00:25:46,189 ALL OF MY LIFE IT'S BEEN 683 00:25:46,222 --> 00:25:47,390 GUS CAN'T HANDLE THIS! 684 00:25:47,423 --> 00:25:48,826 PROTECT GUS FROM THAT! 685 00:25:48,861 --> 00:25:50,496 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 686 00:25:50,529 --> 00:25:52,533 I'M THE MOST RESPONSIBLE, WELL-PREPARED, 687 00:25:52,568 --> 00:25:55,339 NON-CRIMINAL-RECORD-HAVING ADULT IN THIS ROOM. 688 00:25:55,374 --> 00:25:57,712 AND IT'S HIGH TIME YOU TWO STOPPED BABYING ME. 689 00:25:57,745 --> 00:25:59,547 I'M 29-YEARS-OLD. 690 00:25:59,582 --> 00:26:02,722 AND BY THE WAY, I KNOW YOU'VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED FOR 28 YEARS. 691 00:26:02,755 --> 00:26:04,892 I DID THE MATH A LONG TIME AGO. 692 00:26:04,926 --> 00:26:06,763 SO STOP PROTECTING ME FROM THAT. 693 00:26:06,796 --> 00:26:09,802 STARTING NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU. 694 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:11,906 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU MONEY. 695 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:13,776 AND WE'RE GONNA SOLVE THIS CASE. 696 00:26:13,810 --> 00:26:16,883 SHAWN MAY NOT HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST INFLUENCE ON ME, 697 00:26:16,916 --> 00:26:18,419 BUT HE'S ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ME, 698 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,756 EVEN WHEN I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN MYSELF. 699 00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:24,932 AND RIGHT NOW, I BELIEVE IN HIM. 700 00:26:24,966 --> 00:26:28,806 WE HEAR YA, SON. 701 00:26:34,986 --> 00:26:36,289 ALL RIGHT, DUDE. 702 00:26:36,322 --> 00:26:39,328 YOU HAD YOUR MOMENT, MAN. YOU NAILED IT. 703 00:26:39,362 --> 00:26:40,364 NOW GO AHEAD AND MAKE A TIMELY EXIT. 704 00:26:40,397 --> 00:26:42,668 COME ON, MAN. 705 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:45,506 BEFORE YOU GOTTA MAKE ANOTHER SPEECH. 706 00:26:45,539 --> 00:26:47,944 YOUR MOM BEING ARRESTED MIGHT BE 707 00:26:47,979 --> 00:26:49,382 THE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE WE NEED FOR THIS THE CASE. 708 00:26:49,415 --> 00:26:51,451 HOW SO? 709 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,791 I SUSPECT SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE 710 00:26:53,824 --> 00:26:55,828 IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD THAT OLD MAN FULLER WAS BLACKMAILING. 711 00:26:55,861 --> 00:26:57,865 WE GOTTA GET BACK IN HIS HOUSE. 712 00:27:23,784 --> 00:27:25,052 (Gus) LET'S HURRY UP. 713 00:27:25,086 --> 00:27:26,756 THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS. 714 00:27:41,386 --> 00:27:42,721 BINGO! 715 00:27:42,754 --> 00:27:44,657 THIS MUST BE HOW OLD MAN FULLER SAW YOUR MOM 716 00:27:44,692 --> 00:27:45,828 BURN YOUR DAD'S BOAT. 717 00:27:45,861 --> 00:27:48,867 [floorboard creaks loudly] 718 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,011 DUDE, THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE. 719 00:27:54,044 --> 00:27:55,013 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? 720 00:27:55,046 --> 00:27:58,386 [floor creaks again] 721 00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:01,559 [Shawn makes a heartbeat sound] 722 00:28:01,591 --> 00:28:05,735 [Shawn continues making the sound] 723 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:06,937 WILL YOU STOP IT, SHAWN? 724 00:28:06,970 --> 00:28:08,707 YOU KNOW HOW THAT STORY GIVES ME THE CREEPS. 725 00:28:08,741 --> 00:28:10,143 [Shawn continues] 726 00:28:10,175 --> 00:28:12,681 [rocking chair creaks] 727 00:28:12,715 --> 00:28:13,751 [as Norma Bates] NORMAN! NORMAN! 728 00:28:13,784 --> 00:28:14,753 WHOA, WHOA--STOP. 729 00:28:14,786 --> 00:28:16,188 NORMAN! 730 00:28:16,221 --> 00:28:17,991 OKAY, STOP IT, THAT'S ENOUGH! THAT'S ENOUGH! 731 00:28:18,024 --> 00:28:19,127 GAME OVER. 732 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,164 FINE. 733 00:28:24,738 --> 00:28:26,876 DON'T PLAY, SHAWN. 734 00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:51,559 JUST AS I THOUGHT. 735 00:28:51,592 --> 00:28:53,630 HE WAS SNOOPING ON THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD FROM UP HERE. 736 00:28:53,663 --> 00:29:00,610 THESE ARE HIS BLACKMAIL PICTURES. 737 00:29:00,644 --> 00:29:02,013 SUBURBAN POT FARM. 738 00:29:02,047 --> 00:29:03,482 HMM. 739 00:29:03,482 --> 00:29:07,289 BOOTLEG DVD RING. 740 00:29:07,323 --> 00:29:09,562 NONE OF THESE ARE REALLY CAUSE FOR MURDER. 741 00:29:13,904 --> 00:29:19,146 COVERING AN ILLICIT AFFAIR. 742 00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:20,818 NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MOTIVE. 743 00:29:26,996 --> 00:29:28,164 WHAT? 744 00:29:39,722 --> 00:29:41,558 YOU SEE ANYTHING? 745 00:29:46,902 --> 00:29:48,640 HURRY UP. 746 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,926 * I KNOW WHERE OUR CULPRIT LIVES * 747 00:30:07,812 --> 00:30:08,947 HEY. 748 00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:11,350 GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU ABOUT SOME ILLICIT PICTURES. 749 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:14,256 MAN! 750 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:17,262 [holiday rock music] 751 00:30:17,296 --> 00:30:20,769 * 752 00:30:20,804 --> 00:30:21,806 BUT WE ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! 753 00:30:53,235 --> 00:30:57,210 WE CALL THAT A "SAMMY-FLOYD'S- TREEHOUSE-SHORTCUT-AMBUSH." 754 00:30:57,243 --> 00:30:58,946 [panting breathlessly] 755 00:30:58,981 --> 00:31:00,182 OKAY, OKAY. 756 00:31:00,216 --> 00:31:02,220 OKAY. YOU GOT ME. 757 00:31:02,253 --> 00:31:03,722 I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR PICTURES BACK. 758 00:31:03,722 --> 00:31:07,197 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WE HAVE PICTURES OF YOU, DUDE. 759 00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:09,267 THE ONES OLD MAN FULLER WAS BLACKMAILING YOU FOR. 760 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:10,335 WHAT PICTURES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 761 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,473 I WORK AT A ONE-HOUR PHOTO. 762 00:31:12,506 --> 00:31:13,910 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING ABOUT THE PICTURES 763 00:31:13,943 --> 00:31:15,178 OF HOT, NAKED CHICKS I SOMETIMES KEEP. 764 00:31:15,213 --> 00:31:17,884 (Gus) WAIT A MINUTE. 765 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,356 THIS ISN'T YOU? 766 00:31:20,388 --> 00:31:22,092 NO. 767 00:31:22,127 --> 00:31:24,131 BUT IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE MY DAD. 768 00:31:24,163 --> 00:31:26,501 FROM ABOUT 30 YEARS AGO WHEN WE FIRST MOVED HERE. 769 00:31:26,534 --> 00:31:27,503 MAN, IT WAS AN OLD PICTURE 770 00:31:27,536 --> 00:31:28,572 MIXED IN WITH THE NEW ONES. 771 00:31:28,604 --> 00:31:29,943 WE COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL 772 00:31:29,975 --> 00:31:30,977 BLACK AND WHITE. 773 00:31:31,011 --> 00:31:33,382 SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR HIS DAD? YES. 774 00:31:33,414 --> 00:31:34,384 HE PASSED AWAY A FEW YEARS AGO. 775 00:31:34,416 --> 00:31:37,490 NO. WHO'S THIS WOMAN IN THE PHOTO? 776 00:31:37,522 --> 00:31:38,927 WELL, IT'S NOT MY MOM. THAT'S FOR SURE. 777 00:31:38,961 --> 00:31:40,128 SHE DIED BEFORE WE MOVED HERE. 778 00:31:40,162 --> 00:31:41,530 WHO THE HELL IS SHE? 779 00:31:41,565 --> 00:31:42,567 YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE TALKING 780 00:31:42,599 --> 00:31:43,937 ABOUT MY FAMILY SECRETS, ALL RIGHT? 781 00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:44,804 WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT ONE-HOUR PHOTO 782 00:31:44,838 --> 00:31:46,441 WHERE YOU HIDE YOUR FILTHY DEBAUCHERY? 783 00:31:46,475 --> 00:31:48,044 I REMEMBER MY DAD HAD A FEMALE FRIEND 784 00:31:48,079 --> 00:31:49,514 WHO WOULD VISIT ONLY AT NIGHT. 785 00:31:49,546 --> 00:31:50,516 UH-HUH. WHAT WAS HER NAME? 786 00:31:50,548 --> 00:31:51,518 I DON'T REMEMBER. 787 00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:52,520 DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES? 788 00:31:52,552 --> 00:31:53,589 NO. 789 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:56,461 CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING? I JUST SWUNG FROM A TREE. 790 00:31:56,495 --> 00:31:58,131 WHEN SHE LEFT THE HOUSE WOULD SMELL LIKE, UH, 791 00:31:58,164 --> 00:31:59,133 WHITE LINEN PERFUME. 792 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:00,635 I REMEMBER IT BECAUSE IT WAS THE SAME PERFUME 793 00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:03,442 MY MOM USED TO WEAR WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE. 794 00:32:03,475 --> 00:32:05,213 SO OUR CULPRIT IS A WOMAN? APPARENTLY. 795 00:32:05,245 --> 00:32:07,050 WHO LOOKED LIKE THAT 30 YEARS AGO. 796 00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:08,953 SHE'S HOT. 797 00:32:08,987 --> 00:32:09,955 WHAT? 798 00:32:09,989 --> 00:32:11,891 YOU HAVE PROBLEMS. 799 00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:21,111 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING. 800 00:32:21,144 --> 00:32:23,916 IF, UM, YOU GUYS HAVE AN EXTRA SEAT AT THAT TABLE 801 00:32:23,951 --> 00:32:27,557 FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER, I MIGHT BE AVAILABLE. 802 00:32:27,589 --> 00:32:30,362 CARLTON, I HAVEN'T BEEN COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU. 803 00:32:30,396 --> 00:32:31,631 YOU SEE, FAMILY-- 804 00:32:31,664 --> 00:32:34,170 SAY NO MORE. 805 00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:36,041 DON'T WORRY. 806 00:32:36,075 --> 00:32:37,477 I WON'T COME AROUND ANYMORE. 807 00:32:37,510 --> 00:32:39,346 I AM SO SORRY, CARLTON. 808 00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:40,516 DON'T BE. 809 00:32:40,549 --> 00:32:42,120 I MEAN, IT'S-- IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL FOR YOU 810 00:32:42,152 --> 00:32:44,091 TO BE JEALOUS IF YOUR NEPHEWS LIKE ME MORE THAN YOU. 811 00:32:44,124 --> 00:32:45,559 COME AGAIN? 812 00:32:45,593 --> 00:32:46,997 I GET IT. 813 00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:48,164 YOU'RE USED TO BEING THE COOL AUNT 814 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:49,733 THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH. 815 00:32:49,766 --> 00:32:51,670 BUT WHEN I'M AROUND, YOU JUST CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT. 816 00:32:51,705 --> 00:32:53,174 SOMETIMES I JUST-- 817 00:32:53,209 --> 00:32:55,513 I FORGET TO DIAL DOWN MY COOLNESS 818 00:32:55,546 --> 00:32:56,581 WHEN I'M AROUND KIDS. 819 00:32:56,615 --> 00:33:00,056 THEY'RE JUST SO IMPRESSIONABLE. 820 00:33:00,089 --> 00:33:05,566 YOU ARE SO RIGHT. 821 00:33:05,599 --> 00:33:07,502 I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT. 822 00:33:07,537 --> 00:33:10,408 HEY, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 823 00:33:10,442 --> 00:33:16,321 ALL RIGHT, I'M SURE YOUR NEPHEWS STILL THINK YOU'RE REALLY FLY. 824 00:33:16,355 --> 00:33:18,359 MERRY CHRISTMAS, CARLTON. 825 00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:24,737 GREAT NEWS. 826 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,608 WE'RE FOLLOWING A NEW LEAD ON THE CASE. 827 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,079 OH, THAT'S GREAT BECAUSE I JUST GOT MY NOTICE 828 00:33:28,112 --> 00:33:30,749 TO APPEAR IN COURT JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS. 829 00:33:30,782 --> 00:33:31,850 LOOK AT THIS. 830 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,691 AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR OLD MAN FULLER'S ESTATE SALE. 831 00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:36,260 MAKING PEOPLE BUY BACK STUFF 832 00:33:36,295 --> 00:33:38,364 THAT WAS PROBABLY ALREADY THEIRS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 833 00:33:38,398 --> 00:33:41,171 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY PUT IN THIS STUFF, 834 00:33:41,205 --> 00:33:43,675 BUT THE JERK CHICKEN FROM KINGSTONS HAS 835 00:33:43,709 --> 00:33:45,412 ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST. 836 00:33:45,445 --> 00:33:46,514 LET ME SEE. 837 00:33:46,548 --> 00:33:49,187 [sniffs] 838 00:33:49,221 --> 00:33:52,792 WELL, THEY GOT THE RIGHT RATIO OF BLACK PEPPER, SCOTCH BONNET, 839 00:33:52,827 --> 00:33:53,794 AND THYME. 840 00:33:53,829 --> 00:33:56,668 HEY, SON. 841 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,772 WHOO. 842 00:33:58,804 --> 00:33:59,873 I AIN'T MAD AT THAT. 843 00:33:59,906 --> 00:34:02,780 BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE USED A QUARTER LESS PIMENTO. 844 00:34:02,812 --> 00:34:04,083 MOM. 845 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:08,425 MINCED NUTMEG INSTEAD OF GROUND. 846 00:34:08,459 --> 00:34:09,560 MY GOD. 847 00:34:09,594 --> 00:34:11,631 GUS, YOU CAME BY THE SUPER SMELLER HONEST. 848 00:34:17,276 --> 00:34:19,681 SHE ALSO SMELLED LIKE, UH, WHITE LINEN PERFUME. 849 00:34:19,713 --> 00:34:21,718 DUDE! 850 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,888 CAN THE SUPER SMELLER PICK OUT A SCENT FROM MEMORY? 851 00:34:23,922 --> 00:34:25,859 WELL, THE OLFACTORY AND MEMORY AREAS 852 00:34:25,892 --> 00:34:28,464 OF THE CEREBRAL CORTEX SHARE THE SAME NEURAL PATHWAYS. 853 00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:29,566 WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT A YES? 854 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,869 YES. (Shawn) SWEET! 855 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,772 I THINK I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THE CASE! 856 00:34:32,807 --> 00:34:34,576 COME ON! 857 00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:35,713 WE'LL BE BACK. 858 00:34:39,321 --> 00:34:42,392 JULES, I'M GETTING A MAJOR PSYCHIC DISTURBANCE 859 00:34:42,427 --> 00:34:44,463 DOWN AT OLD MAN FULLER'S ESTATE SALE. 860 00:34:44,496 --> 00:34:45,866 YOU MIGHT WANNA GET DOWN HERE. 861 00:34:45,898 --> 00:34:48,404 OKAY. HURRY. 862 00:34:48,439 --> 00:34:49,406 CHECK IT OUT. 863 00:34:49,441 --> 00:34:50,908 IF OUR CULPRIT'S HERE, 864 00:34:50,943 --> 00:34:52,512 SHE'S GONNA WANNA GET A HOLD OF THOSE PHOTOS. 865 00:34:52,546 --> 00:34:54,583 RIGHT. IF SHE'S LIKE MOST OLD LADIES, 866 00:34:54,616 --> 00:34:55,819 SHE PROBABLY THINKS YOU WERE ON THE JEFFERSONS, 867 00:34:55,853 --> 00:34:58,859 AND SHE WEARS THE SAME PERFUME FROM HER YOUTH. 868 00:34:58,892 --> 00:35:00,829 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS IDENTIFY WHO'S WEARING WHITE LINEN. 869 00:35:00,863 --> 00:35:02,400 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST. 870 00:35:02,432 --> 00:35:05,839 GOT IT. 871 00:35:05,873 --> 00:35:06,775 YOU READY? 872 00:35:06,808 --> 00:35:08,279 YEP. 873 00:35:08,311 --> 00:35:09,880 (male auctioneer) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 874 00:35:09,914 --> 00:35:11,517 THE NEXT ITEM UP FOR BIDDING 875 00:35:11,551 --> 00:35:13,421 IS THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND-- EXCUSE ME. 876 00:35:13,455 --> 00:35:17,530 ANTIQUED CONFEDERATE CIVIL WAR BATTLE FLAG. 877 00:35:17,563 --> 00:35:18,864 WHO WILL OPEN THE BIDDING AT $100? 878 00:35:18,898 --> 00:35:21,771 MAY I HAVE $100? 879 00:35:21,805 --> 00:35:23,909 THANK YOU. I HAVE $100 TO OPEN THE BIDDING. 880 00:35:23,941 --> 00:35:24,911 HOW ABOUT $200? 881 00:35:24,943 --> 00:35:26,748 CAN I HEAR $200? $200. 882 00:35:26,781 --> 00:35:28,319 THANK YOU. $200. 883 00:35:28,352 --> 00:35:30,522 CAN I HEAR $300? $300? 884 00:35:30,556 --> 00:35:32,392 ANYONE-- THANK YOU, SIR, $300. 885 00:35:32,427 --> 00:35:34,331 DO I HEAR $400? WHO WILL SAY $400? 886 00:35:34,364 --> 00:35:36,335 DO I HEAR $400? WHO WILL GO $400? 887 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:37,970 THANK YOU. I HAVE $400. 888 00:35:38,002 --> 00:35:40,843 DO I HAVE $500? $500? 889 00:35:40,876 --> 00:35:42,646 $500, WHO WILL-- 890 00:35:42,679 --> 00:35:44,951 THANK YOU. I HAVE $500. 891 00:35:44,984 --> 00:35:46,018 COME ON. ANY LUCK? 892 00:35:46,053 --> 00:35:48,459 NO OLD LADY IN HERE IS WEARING WHITE LINEN. 893 00:35:48,492 --> 00:35:49,626 SWEET. THAT'S OUR ONLY LEAD. 894 00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:50,628 SOLD! 895 00:35:50,662 --> 00:35:54,034 TO THE MAN IN THE BLUE ARGYLE SWEATER FOR $500. 896 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,875 THIS ANTIQUE CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG. 897 00:35:56,908 --> 00:35:58,879 [applause] 898 00:35:58,912 --> 00:35:59,947 THANK YOU FOR BIDDING, SIR. 899 00:35:59,981 --> 00:36:01,617 ENJOY YOUR FLAG. 900 00:36:01,650 --> 00:36:02,619 HERE YOU GO. 901 00:36:02,652 --> 00:36:03,654 WOW. 902 00:36:03,688 --> 00:36:05,893 YOU CAN TOTALLY GET A GUN RACK FOR YOUR TRUCK NOW. 903 00:36:05,926 --> 00:36:09,467 NEXT ITEM UP FOR BIDDING IS THIS BOX OF HEIRLOOMS. 904 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,469 ANTIQUE PHOTOGRAPHS. 905 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,871 DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 906 00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:13,409 $100 TO OPEN. YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING. 907 00:36:13,441 --> 00:36:14,976 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SMELL EVERYONE? 908 00:36:15,010 --> 00:36:16,815 THANK YOU. I HAVE $100. 909 00:36:16,848 --> 00:36:18,819 WHO WILL GO $200? 910 00:36:18,852 --> 00:36:21,023 OH, MAKE SURE TO WATER THE GARDENIAS. 911 00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:26,166 I'VE HAD THEM LONGER THAN YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE. 912 00:36:26,199 --> 00:36:30,876 IDENTIFY THE BASE COMPONENT OF THAT FRAGRANCE. 913 00:36:30,909 --> 00:36:31,878 GARDENIA. 914 00:36:31,911 --> 00:36:33,714 ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN? 915 00:36:33,749 --> 00:36:35,585 TAHITIAN GARDENIA. 916 00:36:35,619 --> 00:36:36,888 THANK YOU. NOW GIVE ME A PUSH. WHAT? 917 00:36:36,921 --> 00:36:38,122 GIVE ME A LITTLE PUSH. 918 00:36:38,157 --> 00:36:39,059 I'M NOT PUSHING YOU-- JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE-- 919 00:36:39,092 --> 00:36:42,967 [yelling] 920 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,071 [growls] 921 00:36:45,104 --> 00:36:48,110 GET THAT BALL OFF MY GRASS, GUSTER! 922 00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:49,947 GET OUT OF MY YARD! 923 00:36:49,981 --> 00:36:52,453 IF YOU KIDS DON'T KEEP IT QUIET OUT THERE, 924 00:36:52,487 --> 00:36:56,894 I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS! 925 00:36:56,928 --> 00:36:58,565 HE'S CHANNELING OLD MAN FULLER'S 926 00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:00,001 GRUMPY DRUNKEN SPIRIT. 927 00:37:00,034 --> 00:37:01,505 WHAT'S THAT? 928 00:37:01,538 --> 00:37:03,841 WHAT'S THAT, YOU MISERABLE OLD GEEZER? 929 00:37:03,874 --> 00:37:05,512 THE COPS HAVE THE WRONG SUSPECTS. 930 00:37:05,546 --> 00:37:08,050 WELL, THEN WHO'S THE KILLER? 931 00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:12,659 GLADYS MITCHELL? 932 00:37:12,693 --> 00:37:17,100 30 YEARS AGO YOU-- 933 00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:18,371 YOU USED TO DELIVER FLOWERS 934 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:21,143 TO THE NICE LITTLE WIDOWER WHO MOVED IN DOWN THE STREET. 935 00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:22,245 ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER. 936 00:37:22,279 --> 00:37:23,782 THE NEXT THING YOU KNEW, 937 00:37:23,814 --> 00:37:27,255 YOU WERE LOCKED IN A TORRID, ILLICIT AFFAIR. 938 00:37:27,289 --> 00:37:30,227 DIRTY, SWEATY, AN AFFAIR THAT IF IT GOT 939 00:37:30,261 --> 00:37:31,497 TO THE PUBLIC WOULD NOT ONLY RUIN YOUR MARRIAGE, 940 00:37:31,531 --> 00:37:35,037 BUT SOIL THE GOOD NAME OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD'S FOUNDING FAMILY. 941 00:37:35,071 --> 00:37:37,240 OLD MAN FULLER KNEW YOUR SECRET! 942 00:37:37,276 --> 00:37:42,250 HE COULD SEE EVERYTHING FROM HIS SNOOPING PERCH. 943 00:37:42,286 --> 00:37:44,189 IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS SILENCE, YOU HAD TO CATER 944 00:37:44,222 --> 00:37:47,061 TO ALL OF HIS NEEDS FOR THE BETTER PART OF 30 YEARS. 945 00:37:47,095 --> 00:37:50,067 BUT OH, THAT BASTARD JUST WOULDN'T DIE, WOULD HE? 946 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:53,240 NO, IT WAS AS IF HIS MEANNESS WAS KEEPING HIM ALIVE. 947 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,746 AND THEN YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE BECAME A REALITY. 948 00:37:55,778 --> 00:37:59,219 HE STARTED GOING SENILE. 949 00:37:59,252 --> 00:38:02,125 YOU COULDN'T RISK HIM TELLING SOMEBODY ABOUT THE AFFAIR, 950 00:38:02,158 --> 00:38:04,229 SO YOU TOOK MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS, 951 00:38:04,262 --> 00:38:06,199 AND YOU KILLED THE SON OF A BITCH! 952 00:38:06,233 --> 00:38:08,370 THAT'S ABSURD. 953 00:38:08,404 --> 00:38:12,211 I COULDN'T POSSIBLY HANG A GROWN MAN FROM UP THERE. 954 00:38:12,244 --> 00:38:16,921 OH, I CAN SEE IT. 955 00:38:16,955 --> 00:38:20,094 YOU TRIED TO POISON HIM! 956 00:38:20,126 --> 00:38:23,232 BUT HE SPIT IT OUT. 957 00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:25,973 THEN YOU PANICKED. YOU GRABBED A HAMMER. 958 00:38:26,005 --> 00:38:28,377 YOU TRIED TO BASH IN HIS SKULL! 959 00:38:28,411 --> 00:38:30,381 BUT NO, HE JUST WOULDN'T DIE! 960 00:38:30,415 --> 00:38:32,285 HIS LITTLE FEET TWITCHING THIS WAY AND THAT! 961 00:38:32,318 --> 00:38:34,222 AND THEN A REALLY DESPERATE MOVE. 962 00:38:34,254 --> 00:38:36,193 YOU GRABBED THE DISORIENTED FULLER! 963 00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:38,230 YOU PUSHED HIM OVER TO THE BASE OF THE STAIRS. 964 00:38:38,263 --> 00:38:40,402 YOU FOUND YOURSELF A NICE PIECE OF ROPE. 965 00:38:40,434 --> 00:38:42,339 YOU TIED ONE END AROUND HIS NECK! 966 00:38:42,371 --> 00:38:43,909 YOU DRAPED THE OTHER END OVER THE BANNISTER! 967 00:38:43,941 --> 00:38:47,281 AND YOU TIED IT TO THE CHAIR LIFT. 968 00:38:47,315 --> 00:38:51,424 AND THEN YOU USED THAT CHAIR LIFT 969 00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:55,799 TO PULL OLD MAN FULLER ALL THE WAY UP 970 00:38:55,833 --> 00:39:00,241 AND OVER THE BANNISTER AT THIS RIDICULOUS, AGONIZING PACE. 971 00:39:01,845 --> 00:39:04,450 AND THAT IS HOW YOU KILLED 972 00:39:04,482 --> 00:39:08,290 THAT ANCIENT, PRUNEY RELIC. 973 00:39:10,427 --> 00:39:12,331 I'M SO SORRY, HONEY. 974 00:39:12,365 --> 00:39:16,238 I JUST COULDN'T LET HIM RUIN EVERYTHING 975 00:39:16,273 --> 00:39:17,475 THAT WE WORKED SO HARD TO BUILD. 976 00:39:17,509 --> 00:39:19,144 UH, GUSTER, 977 00:39:19,179 --> 00:39:21,083 YOU CAN TELL YOUR PARENTS WE'RE GONNA DROP THE CHARGES. 978 00:39:21,115 --> 00:39:22,452 WHOO! 979 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:24,824 GOOD WORK, SHAWN. 980 00:39:27,261 --> 00:39:28,864 YOU'VE ALREADY HAD YOUR MOMENT. 981 00:39:36,881 --> 00:39:39,386 ALL RIGHT, LET'S LIGHT THIS PUPPY UP. 982 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:41,457 [applause] 983 00:39:41,489 --> 00:39:45,031 WELL, SHAWN, IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER DRAW THIS YEAR, HUH? 984 00:39:45,063 --> 00:39:47,837 YES. IT APPEARS SO. 985 00:39:50,542 --> 00:39:52,847 [Henry laughs] OH, LOOK AT THAT. 986 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,250 LITTLE PSYCH GOLF BALLS. 987 00:39:55,284 --> 00:39:57,456 I ALSO SIGNED YOU UP FOR LESSONS WITH THE GOLF PRO 988 00:39:57,489 --> 00:39:59,024 DOWN AT THE SANTA BARBARA MUNICIPAL COURSE. 989 00:39:59,059 --> 00:40:00,829 (Shawn) THAT'S SWEET, DAD. THANK YOU. 990 00:40:00,863 --> 00:40:01,898 ALL RIGHT, YOUR TURN. 991 00:40:01,931 --> 00:40:03,300 OH. ALL RIGHT. 992 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:08,945 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS. 993 00:40:08,978 --> 00:40:10,582 WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? 994 00:40:10,614 --> 00:40:13,287 "DEAR DAD, YOU GOT ME 995 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,457 MONOGRAMMED PSYCH GOLF BALLS AND GOLF LESSONS 996 00:40:15,491 --> 00:40:17,428 WITH THE PRO DOWN AT THE MUNICIPAL COURSE." 997 00:40:17,461 --> 00:40:19,633 TURN IT, TURN IT, TURN IT. 998 00:40:19,666 --> 00:40:21,136 I BELIEVE HIS NAME IS PIERRE. 999 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:22,138 BOO-YAH! 1000 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:23,407 I GOT YOU, OLD MAN! 1001 00:40:23,441 --> 00:40:24,443 [laughs] 1002 00:40:24,475 --> 00:40:25,946 THAT'S IT, SHAWN, YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE LAST YEAR 1003 00:40:25,978 --> 00:40:26,980 WE'RE GONNA PLAY THIS STUPID LITTLE GAME. 1004 00:40:27,015 --> 00:40:28,049 OH, SOMEBODY DOESN'T LIKE TO LOSE. 1005 00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:31,055 BECAUSE YOU'RE AN OLD GRINCH DURING CHRISTMASTIME. 1006 00:40:31,089 --> 00:40:33,661 [laughs] THE NAME IS EBENEZER GRINCH MAN. 1007 00:40:33,693 --> 00:40:34,964 STOP. STOP! GRINCH OF THE CRUISE SCROOGE GRINCHIES. 1008 00:40:34,996 --> 00:40:36,366 SHAWN. [clears throat] 1009 00:40:36,399 --> 00:40:38,336 HERE YOU GO. HERE'S YOUR REAL GIFT. 1010 00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:40,074 WHAT? 1011 00:40:40,106 --> 00:40:41,275 WAIT, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO? 1012 00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,512 AH, JUST GIVE HER A RIP. 1013 00:40:42,546 --> 00:40:44,181 SO WHAT'S THERE? WHAT'S--WHAT'S IN THERE? 1014 00:40:44,214 --> 00:40:46,955 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. LOOK AT THAT. 1015 00:40:46,988 --> 00:40:49,124 THAT'S ME FISHING. 1016 00:40:49,159 --> 00:40:50,161 [laughs] 1017 00:40:50,193 --> 00:40:51,965 IN THE SNOW. IT'S SNOWING. 1018 00:40:51,998 --> 00:40:53,433 THAT'S REALLY NICE, SHAWN. THAT'S GREAT. 1019 00:40:53,468 --> 00:40:55,303 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1020 00:40:55,336 --> 00:40:56,941 ALL RIGHT. 1021 00:40:56,975 --> 00:40:58,309 UM, THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR A LOVELY DINNER. 1022 00:40:58,342 --> 00:40:59,613 I THINK WE SHOULD BE GOING NOW. 1023 00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:01,282 YES. THANK YOU. 1024 00:41:01,315 --> 00:41:03,187 IT WAS MY PLEASURE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1025 00:41:03,219 --> 00:41:04,288 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1026 00:41:04,321 --> 00:41:06,125 I GOT A PERFECT PLACE FOR THIS. 1027 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:07,128 YOU ALL SHOULD GET SOME REST. 1028 00:41:07,161 --> 00:41:08,229 YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT. 1029 00:41:08,263 --> 00:41:11,203 FINALLY THINGS CAN GET BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE. 1030 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:12,305 WELL, ALMOST. 1031 00:41:12,338 --> 00:41:15,444 I'VE BEEN THINKING, MAYBE WE COULD USE SOME ADVICE 1032 00:41:15,477 --> 00:41:18,116 ABOUT THAT DIVERSIFICATION STUFF. 1033 00:41:18,149 --> 00:41:20,021 YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD FOR YOURSELF. 1034 00:41:20,053 --> 00:41:23,761 AND MAKING SOME GOOD BUSINESS DECISIONS. 1035 00:41:23,793 --> 00:41:26,199 OH, SURE! NO PROBLEM. 1036 00:41:26,232 --> 00:41:27,636 LET ME GO GET THE CAR. 1037 00:41:27,668 --> 00:41:30,674 MR. SPENCER. SHAWN. 1038 00:41:33,514 --> 00:41:35,751 NOW, YOU LOOK AFTER BURTON FOR US. 1039 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:38,490 OH. 1040 00:41:38,524 --> 00:41:41,263 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS ENOUGH? 1041 00:41:41,295 --> 00:41:43,200 I MEAN, THIS IS GUS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? 1042 00:41:46,238 --> 00:41:47,642 DON'T WORRY, MR. G., I GOT IT COVERED. 1043 00:41:47,676 --> 00:41:49,212 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHAWN. 1044 00:41:49,244 --> 00:41:50,682 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1045 00:41:50,715 --> 00:41:54,189 BYE, GUYS! 1046 00:41:54,222 --> 00:41:56,325 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HOW DID YOU DO IT? 1047 00:41:56,358 --> 00:41:58,230 COME ON. 1048 00:41:58,262 --> 00:42:01,268 DON'T--DON'T. DON'T.