1 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:05,373 COME ON, BOYS. SIT UP, SIT UP. 2 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,440 COME ON, NAPKINS IN LAP. 3 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,642 NOW, LISTEN, WE DON'T GET TO GO OUT VERY OFTEN, 4 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,444 SO I WANT YOU TO ORDER SOMETHING SPECIAL. 5 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,580 HARBOR GRILL IS ONE OF THE NICEST RESTAURANTS 6 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:13,581 IN SANTA BARBARA. 7 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:16,150 I'M GONNA HAVE NACHOS. 8 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,352 NO WAY. 9 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,654 DAD, I THINK THAT GUY OVER THERE IS A SPY. 10 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,423 AND HE'S TRYING TO POISON HER! 11 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,236 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS, SO I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT. 12 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:38,806 MEGAN, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 13 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:41,075 Y-YES. 14 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,277 OF COURSE, YES! 15 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:45,279 [applause] 16 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,447 OH, COME ON, GUYS, 17 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,616 YOU'VE SEEN PEOPLE PROPOSE BEFORE. 18 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:51,252 IT'S A VERY SPECIAL MOMENT. ESPECIALLY FOR A MAN. 19 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,820 YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN. 20 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:55,189 YOU DECIDE YOU'RE GONNA SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH HER. 21 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,225 REST OF MY LIFE WITH A GIRL? 22 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,359 NO WAY! 23 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,228 I'M NEVER EVER GONNA GET MARRIED! 24 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:01,462 UGH. 25 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:06,400 BY THE WAY, 26 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,068 THEY'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 27 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,775 [yells] 28 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,811 DO I NEED TO SET THIS ON SLOW PITCH? 29 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,513 HEY. 30 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,115 I SWORE I SAW THAT GUY EARLIER. 31 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,850 OH, YEAH, YEAH. HE'S BEEN FOLLOWING US ALL DAY. 32 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:25,686 I'D SAY WORST P.I. EVER. 33 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,087 CHECK THIS OUT. 34 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,164 WHAT THE--NO, HE FOLLOWED ME INTO THE BATHROOM? 35 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,398 THAT'S MY SANCTUARY. 36 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,299 I KNOW. 37 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,734 ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT HE WANTS. 38 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,637 AND WE HAVE TO DO IT IN A WAY THAT'S COOL AND CLEVER. 39 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:44,705 I GOT IT. 40 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,148 GYRO BALL! (man) HEY, WATCH IT! 41 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,816 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 42 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,117 WATCH OUT. 43 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,823 [sighs] 44 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:08,762 THAT VERY WELL MAY BE 45 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:13,667 THE MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE. 46 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,669 I PITCH BETTER FROM THE STRETCH. 47 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:24,578 (Mace) THAT'S ENOUGH. 48 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:25,679 HEY. 49 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,481 OW. 50 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:28,516 AND THAT WAS FOR FOLLOWING ME 51 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,817 INTO THE BATHROOM. 52 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,485 OKAY, SO YOU FIGURED OUT I WAS FOLLOWING YOU. 53 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,787 MY NAME IS MACE RHODEN. I'M A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 54 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,490 IF, UH, I MIGHT GIVE YOU A LITTLE CRITICISM, 55 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,792 I DON'T THINK YOU'VE QUITE MASTERED THE PRIVATE PART. 56 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:39,927 [Gus scoffs] 57 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,395 OF COURSE, IF YOU'RE GOING 58 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,796 FOR MOST OBVIOUS DETECTIVE... NAILED IT. 59 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,198 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? 60 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,667 I WAS HIRED TO FIND YOU... BY YOUR WIFE. 61 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,236 [laughs] 62 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:49,870 ONE MORE TINY PIECE OF CRITICISM. 63 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,740 YOU HAVEN'T MASTERED THE INVESTIGATIVE PART EITHER. 64 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:53,941 NEITHER OF US ARE MARRIED. 65 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:56,310 UH, SHAWN, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 66 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,279 [laughs] 67 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,480 THIS GUY! 68 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,615 TALKIN' ABOUT ONE OF US BEING MARRIED. 69 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:04,618 CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THAT? 70 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:05,953 WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING? 71 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,190 WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING? 72 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,894 OH, MY GOD! 73 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:17,431 YOU WERE MARRIED? 74 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:21,402 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 75 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,936 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 76 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,438 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 77 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,006 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 78 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,908 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 79 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,910 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 80 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,412 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 81 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,013 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 82 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,516 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 83 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,486 * I KNOW YOU KNOW * 84 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:42,656 (Shawn) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE MARRIED! 85 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:45,393 BACHELOR PARTY IS TAINTED. 86 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:46,560 I DIDN'T GET TO GIVE MY BRILLIANT SPEECH 87 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,596 THAT I'VE BEEN PLANNING SINCE WE WERE SEVENTH GRADERS. 88 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,798 YOU HAVE NOT. 89 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,501 YOU HAVE A BOOK OF SPEECHES? 90 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,503 I WROTE THOSE A LONG TIME AGO. 91 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:58,306 YOU ALREADY WROTE MY EULOGY? 92 00:03:58,339 --> 00:03:59,540 I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 93 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,541 "GUS IS SURVIVED 94 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:04,011 BY HIS BEST FRIEND SHAWN SPENCER AND 12 CATS." 95 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,046 LOOK, THE SPEECHES ARE NOT THE POINT, GUS. 96 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,749 THE POINT IS, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED? 97 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:11,819 I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE. I WAS EMBARRASSED. 98 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,954 LOOK, I'M SORRY. I WAS WRONG FOR NOT TELLING YOU. 99 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,357 BUT, DUDE, YOU KNOW WHEN I GET MARRIED FOR REAL 100 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,758 YOU'LL BE STANDING UP THERE ON THAT ALTAR, 101 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,993 RIGHT NEXT TO ME, AS MY BEST MAN. 102 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:22,830 THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. 103 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:23,831 I NEEDED TO HEAR IT. 104 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:24,832 YOU'RE WELCOME. 105 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,000 SO WHO IS THIS HARLOT? 106 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:30,003 IT WAS SPRING BREAK '97. 107 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,039 I WAS IN MAZATLAN WITH SOME COLLEGE FRIENDS. 108 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,542 '97? 109 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,710 TELL ME YOU WEREN'T STILL ROCKIN' THE SWEATER VEST. 110 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,780 WHAT? NO. 111 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,849 HER NAME WAS MIRA GAFFNEY. 112 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:46,320 I'LL NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME I SAW HER. 113 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:49,323 ['90s club music] 114 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,324 * 115 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,626 [loud heartbeat] 116 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:06,507 (Gus) MIRA WAS LIKE NO OTHER GIRL I EVER DATED. 117 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,009 SHE COULD GET ME TO DO THINGS NO ONE ELSE COULD EVER DO. 118 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:13,847 SO SERIOUSLY? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING? 119 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:16,484 WELL, I REALLY DON'T LIKE PLANES. 120 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,118 OR HEIGHTS. OR JUMPSUITS. 121 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,119 [laughter] 122 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,855 NO, YOU LIKE SWEATER VESTS. 123 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,123 I DO. 124 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,726 SO YOU'RE A SKYDIVING VIRGIN? 125 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,961 YEAH! 126 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,430 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU! WE'LL GO! 127 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:30,498 IT'S AMAZING! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! 128 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,565 OKAY. 129 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:32,866 (Shawn) DUDE, SKYDIVING'S ONE THING, 130 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,602 BUT HOW DID SHE GET YOU TO MARRY HER? 131 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:37,771 (Gus) THREE WORDS. THREE LITTLE WORDS. 132 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:40,474 LET'S TRY GOLDSCHLAGER! 133 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:41,675 (Gus) AND FOUR HOURS LATER... 134 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:44,678 [upbeat Latin music] 135 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:47,080 * 136 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,716 (Shawn) OH, MY GOD. 137 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,718 AND YOUR BEST MAN WAS A GOAT? 138 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,554 I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT GOAT! 139 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,723 SHAWN, WE'RE ON ME NOW. 140 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:58,492 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M--I'M SORRY. 141 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,461 MAN, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT 142 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,629 ABOUT HER IN SO LONG. 143 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,664 PEOPLE USED TO CALL HER HURRICANE MIRA 144 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,600 BECAUSE SHE WAS THIS WILD, BEAUTIFUL, INSANE GIRL. 145 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,035 SO WHO BROKE IT OFF? 146 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,405 ME. AND IT GOT WEIRD REAL QUICK. 147 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,173 SHE CALLED ME, LIKE, 100 TIMES IN ONE DAY. 148 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,743 AND THREATENED TO BURN DOWN MY APARTMENT. 149 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,745 MIRA REALLY HAS A THING FOR FIRE, HUH? 150 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,847 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER. IT JUST STUCK WITH ME. 151 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,049 I HAVE NEVER FELT THAT WAY ABOUT ANY OTHER WOMAN. 152 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,017 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. I NEED TO MEET THIS TROLLOP. 153 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,018 YOU WANNA COME WITH ME? 154 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,687 [scoffing] YEAH! 155 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,490 YOU BET--BUT, DUDE, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW 156 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:30,924 IF I CAN CONTROL MYSELF AROUND HER, 157 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,693 SO YOU HAVE TO PROMISE THAT YOU'LL STOP ME 158 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,628 FROM BEING SUCKED INTO HURRICANE MIRA AGAIN. 159 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:37,030 JUST CALL ME THE SUCK-STOPPER. 160 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,566 SCRATCH THAT. 161 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,033 DON'T--DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT. 162 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,936 I WONDER WHY SHE WANTS TO SEE ME. 163 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,705 I DON'T KNOW. 164 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,407 MAYBE SHE WANTS TO INTRODUCE YOU TO LITTLE GUS JUNIOR. 165 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,944 OR NOT. 166 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,451 (Lassiter) HOLD IT! 167 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:58,752 S.B.P.D.! 168 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,721 I SAID STOP! 169 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,822 HOLD IT! 170 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,891 LOOK OUT! 171 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:04,892 [grunts] 172 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:05,893 SON OF A... 173 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,929 [sighs] 174 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,800 I SAID FREEZE, YOU-- S.B.P.D.! 175 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:17,571 [grunts] 176 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,707 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 177 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,074 O'HARA, H-HOW DID YOU JUST-- 178 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,110 JUST HAD A HUNCH HE LIVED IN THE AREA. 179 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,045 I FIGURED HE'D TRY TO LOSE US BY HOPPING ONE OF THE FENCES 180 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,814 BETWEEN HOPE STREET AND THE 101. 181 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,882 LET'S GO. 182 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,120 I'M IMPRESSED. 183 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,055 SHUT UP. 184 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,825 (Lassiter) COME ON, O'HARA, LEVEL WITH ME. 185 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,593 THAT WAS REALLY JUST A HUNCH? 186 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,629 YES, FOR THE TENTH TIME. 187 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,130 DID HE, LIKE, DROP HIS WALLET OR A PIECE OF MAIL 188 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,231 WITH HIS ADDRESS ON IT? 189 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,133 HAVE YOU BEEN TO HIS HOUSE BEFORE? 190 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,968 WHY WOULD I HAVE BEEN TO HIS HOUSE? 191 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,670 I DON'T KNOW. YOU DATE. 192 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,573 I JUST HAPPEN TO BE GOOD AT DEDUCTIVE REASONING. 193 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,542 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN STUDYING FOR THE DETECTIVE'S EXAM, 194 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,544 AND THE DEDUCTIVE REASONING PART IS JUST KILLING ME. 195 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,178 MAYBE YOU COULD TUTOR ME SOME TIME? 196 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,613 SURE. OKAY. 197 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:00,881 WELL, YOU KNOW, IF ANYONE'S GONNA TUTOR YOU, 198 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:01,782 IT SHOULD BE ME. 199 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,651 AFTER ALL, I DO HOLD THE DEPARTMENT RECORD 200 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,753 FOR THE HIGHEST SCORE ON THE DETECTIVE'S EXAM. 201 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,856 97.2. 202 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,125 WHAT? 203 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:17,898 I HAVE TO GO WASH OUT THE, UH, DRUNK TANK. 204 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:18,766 YEAH! 205 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:24,805 WHAT, DID SOMEONE BEAT MY SCORE? 206 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:25,773 OH, HEY. I HEARD ABOUT THE COLLAR. 207 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:26,807 NICE WORK. ANOTHER CASE CLOSED. 208 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,576 (Lassiter) CHIEF. YEAH? 209 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,778 DID SOMEONE SCORE HIGHER THAN ME ON THE DETECTIVE'S EXAM? 210 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,747 I BELIEVE O'HARA DID. 211 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,282 O'HARA? 212 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:36,884 HMM? 213 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,051 YOU BEAT MY SCORE? 214 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:40,320 ONLY BY A LITTLE. 215 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,722 HOW MUCH? 216 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,156 98.4. 217 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,357 [whistles] 218 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,860 GOSH, YOU KNOW, I CHECK ALL THOSE SCORES EVERY THREE MONTHS. 219 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,562 HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS? 220 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,764 WELL, BECAUSE I MADE DETECTIVE WHEN I WAS IN MIAMI. 221 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:53,901 SO YOU WOULDN'T SEE THOSE RESULTS. 222 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:54,868 AND I DIDN'T WANNA TELL YOU 223 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,037 BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HATE TO LOSE. 224 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,739 I DO NOT HATE TO LOSE. 225 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,874 LOOK, WE BOTH DID WELL ON THE EXAM. 226 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,910 AND THOSE SCORES DON'T MATTER TO ME. 227 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,077 WHAT MATTERS TO ME 228 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,813 IS THAT I RESPECT YOU 229 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,915 AS A COP AND AS A FRIEND, 230 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,583 AND I REALLY, REALLY HOPE 231 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,351 THIS DOESN'T BECOME A THING BETWEEN US. 232 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,622 THIS IS NOT GONNA BECOME A THING BETWEEN US. 233 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,763 (Shawn) THAT MACE GUY SAID THIS WAS THE PLACE TO MEET HER. 234 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:23,864 MAYBE SHE WORKS HERE. 235 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,032 (Gus) THAT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME. 236 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,166 SHE'S HAD, LIKE, A THOUSAND JOBS. 237 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,901 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 238 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:31,071 AND SHE DOESN'T JUST WORK HERE. THE WINE IS NAMED MIRA. 239 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,707 MAYBE THEY NAME A WINE AFTER ALL THEIR EMPLOYEES. 240 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,909 REMIND ME TO GRAB A BOTTLE OF LEONARD ON THE WAY OUT. 241 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,011 (Mira) BURTON GUSTER? 242 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,084 [heartbeat] 243 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,319 (Shawn) GUS. 244 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,889 GUS. 245 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:49,957 GUS! 246 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,159 WHAT DO I SAY? HOW'S MY BREATH? 247 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,293 RELAX. REMEMBER THE PLAN. 248 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,828 WHAT PLAN? 249 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:55,829 I FORGOT THE PLAN. 250 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,998 [giggles excitedly] 251 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,669 HOW ARE YOU? 252 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,036 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN WHAT? TEN YEARS? 253 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,139 AND NOW LOOK, BOOM, HERE YOU ARE. 254 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,742 HI, I'M SHAWN. 255 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:09,977 HI. 256 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,646 I, UH, I GAVE HIM A REALLY TOUGH RIDDLE 257 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,480 ON THE WAY OVER, 258 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:14,915 SO HE'S PROBABLY NOW JUST FIGURING OUT 259 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,851 THAT THE DOCTOR WAS A WOMAN. 260 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:18,852 [giggles] NO, NO. 261 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:19,853 HE'S DONE THIS BEFORE. 262 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,889 HE DID THIS WHEN WE FIRST MET. 263 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:22,990 I THINK IT'S KINDA CUTE ACTUALLY. 264 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,825 IF WE JUST KEEP TALKING, HE'LL CATCH UP. 265 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,728 SO I HEAR THAT YOU GUYS HAVE A DETECTIVE AGENCY OR SOMETHING. 266 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:28,862 MIRA! 267 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:29,930 MIRA! 268 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,164 UH, HI. 269 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,166 HI THERE. WELCOME. 270 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,368 WOW. YOU LOOK AMAZING. 271 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,704 NO, YOU DO. 272 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,005 NO, YOU REALLY LOOK AMAZING. 273 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:38,739 NO, YOU DO. 274 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,808 A LITTLE BIT, BUT, I MEAN, WOW! 275 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:41,742 THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER WAS 276 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:42,876 IF YOU HAD WORN ONE OF THOSE SWEATER VESTS. 277 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,679 I LOVE IT--DO YOU STILL WEAR THOSE SWEATER VESTS? 278 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:46,847 [Gus laughing] 279 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,982 GUS, I REMEMBER THE PLAN. THIS ISN'T IT. 280 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,851 OH, I KNOW. LET'S CELEBRATE WITH A DRINK. 281 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,085 OKAY? 282 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,420 BUT NOT GOLDSCHLAGER, RIGHT? 283 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,421 [laughs] 284 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,455 I'M IN TROUBLE. 285 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,824 ALL RIGHT, JUST BE COOL. 286 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,792 AND MAKE YOUR ARMPITS STOP SWEATING. 287 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:02,730 OKAY, SO THIS IS OUR SANGIOVESE FROM LAST YEAR. 288 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,998 [laughter] 289 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,066 GOLDSCHLAGER! 290 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,467 [laughs] 291 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,202 GUS. 292 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,138 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING HERE? 293 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,774 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS IS MY FAMILY'S PLACE. 294 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,008 WE HAVE THREE WINERIES. 295 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,276 THIS ONE, A NEW ONE IN NAPA, 296 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,945 AND THEN THERE'S THE ONE IN SPAIN, WHICH OF COURSE 297 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,280 I CAN'T GO TO BECAUSE I PUNCHED THE BULL IN PAMPLONA. 298 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,982 SO, MIRA, UH, 299 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,484 WHAT MADE YOU WANNA SEE ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME? 300 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,455 WELL, UM, I KINDA HAVE SOME BIG NEWS. 301 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,124 IS IT GUS JUNIOR? 302 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,125 WHAT? 303 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,327 NOTHING. 304 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,963 I'M GETTING MARRIED. 305 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:36,930 OH. 306 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,766 OH. YEAH, YEAH. 307 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,168 HIS NAME IS JANN, AND HE'S FROM SWEDEN. 308 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,936 ALTHOUGH HE'S LIVED ALL OVER THE WORLD. 309 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:46,173 AND I MET HIM AT THIS WINE CONVENTION A FEW MONTHS AGO. 310 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,841 MIRA, THAT'S AWESOME. CONGRATULATIONS. 311 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:48,842 THANKS. 312 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,344 SO THE THING IS, GUS, 313 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,114 THAT, UH, OUR WEDDING CHAPEL IN MAZATLAN, 314 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,016 THEY ACTUALLY SENT THE MARRIAGE LICENSE 315 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,417 TO THE U.S., SO THE ANNULMENT ISN'T OFFICIAL. 316 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,451 SO I KINDA JUST NEED YOU 317 00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,486 TO FILL OUT SOME PAPERWORK. 318 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,988 IS THAT COOL? 319 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,122 YES. OH, SURE. 320 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,123 YES. OKAY, SURE. 321 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,057 OH, GOOD. GOOD. 322 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,460 I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED. 323 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,762 SO WHEN IS THE BIG DAY? 324 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,998 IT'S ACTUALLY TOMORROW. 325 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,132 ON LEDBETTER BEACH. 326 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,333 IT'S JUST GONNA BE A SMALL THING. 327 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,268 I KINDA WANTED IT TO BE HERE, BUT HE WANTED AT A BEACH. 328 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,469 I THOUGHT, IT'S REALLY THE ONLY THING HE REALLY WANTS, 329 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,071 SO I THINK I'LL LET HIM DO IT. 330 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,207 IT'S KINDA ROMANTIC. AND--OH, DAD! 331 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,842 (David) YEAH? 332 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,244 DAD, THIS IS SHAWN. 333 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,846 IT'S SHAWN, RIGHT? YEAH, SHAWN. 334 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,081 AND THIS IS GUS. 335 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,517 AH, AH, YES, GUSTER. 336 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,518 SO THIS IS THE YOUNG MAN THAT TRICKED YOU 337 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,186 INTO MARRYING HIM, HUH? Y-YEAH. 338 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,055 TYPICAL. 339 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,389 MIRA, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU. 340 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,457 OKAY. GENTLEMEN. 341 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,492 ONLY THE FIRST GLASS IS FREE. 342 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,263 OH, OH! 343 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,264 WHY DON'T YOU COME TO THE WEDDING? 344 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,365 OH, MIRA. 345 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,100 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! 346 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:51,071 COME, COME, COME, COME, COME, COME! 347 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,105 THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU, BUT WE'RE A LITTLE TIGHT-- 348 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,107 WHAT TIME SHOULD WE BE THERE? GUS. 349 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,408 SHAWN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 350 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,177 MIRA, OF COURSE WE WILL COME. 351 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,278 OKAY, GOOD. 352 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,212 SO I'M GONNA GO GET 353 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,948 THE WEDDING INFO AND THE ANNULMENT PAPERS. 354 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,450 OH, I HOPE I DON'T EVER SAY THAT SENTENCE AGAIN. 355 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,118 [Mira giggling] 356 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,353 DUDE. 357 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,856 SHE JUST SMELLED SO NICE. 358 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,124 DON'T JUDGE ME, SHAWN. I'M WEAK. 359 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,028 (Gus) I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE LATE. 360 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,130 LOOK, I'M NOT THE ONE THAT SPENT TWO HOURS PICKING OUT 361 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,099 THE PERFECT SHIRT-TIE-EYES COMBO. 362 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,200 FINALLY, 363 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,069 WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE? 364 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,071 SHAWN, YOU CANCELLED TWICE. YOU'RE LATE. 365 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:24,938 I'M HUNGRY. 366 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,339 LOOK, WE'RE GONNA EAT LUNCH. I PROMISE. 367 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,108 THERE MAY EVEN BE A GRILLED CHEESE BAR 368 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,110 AND SOME DANCING INVOLVED. WHAT, AT THE CRAB SHACK? 369 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,211 CHANGE OF PLANS. WE'RE GOING TO A WEDDING. 370 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,480 I CAN'T GO TO A WEDDING. I'M NOT DRESSED FOR A WEDDING. 371 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,581 DAD, YOU LOOK SHARP AS A TACK. 372 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,083 NO ONE WILL EVEN NOTICE. 373 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,150 SHAWN. SH-- 374 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,091 [excitedly] HI! HI, HI, HI. 375 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,625 HI. HI. I'M STACY. 376 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,895 I'M MIRA'S FRIEND. 377 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,997 IS HE WITH YOU? 378 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,865 OH, YEAH, HE'S FINE. I JUST WON HIM IN A BET. 379 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,200 OH! 380 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,202 [giggles] I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 381 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,204 YOU DO? YOU'RE GUS. 382 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,972 GUS! 383 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,440 WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 384 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,475 MIRA SAID WE COULDN'T START UNTIL YOU GOT HERE. 385 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,377 AFTER ALL, YOU ARE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST. 386 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,046 I AM? 387 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:09,149 OH, DON'T BE NERVOUS, YOU. YOU'LL DO GREAT. 388 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,517 YOUR SPOT'S JUST RIGHT UP FRONT THERE. 389 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,352 LUCKY. [giggles] 390 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,520 NOW GET UP THERE! 391 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,922 OKAY. 392 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,323 LITTLE TIE. OH! 393 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,258 HE'S HERE! 394 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,363 [string quartet begins playing] 395 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:28,969 * 396 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,338 OH, MY GOD. 397 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,973 THIS IS MY WEDDING. 398 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,307 GUS, THAT'S CRAZY. NO, IT'S NOT. 399 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,675 IT'S MIRA. 400 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,478 IT'S JUST LIKE HER TO TRY TO PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 401 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,479 YOU GOTTA GET ME OUTTA HERE. 402 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,481 OKAY, RELAX. 403 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,250 I CAN HAVE YOU IN MEXICO IN FOUR HOURS. 404 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,384 BUT WE GOTTA DYE YOUR HAIR, CHANGE YOUR NAME, 405 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,919 CUT OFF YOUR FINGERTIPS SO YOU CAN'T BE IDENTIFIED. 406 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,188 I DON'T NEED FINGERTIPS. 407 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:48,989 EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE. 408 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:52,025 I'M AFRAID WE HAVE HORRIBLE NEWS. 409 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,294 IT SEEMS JANN IS MISSING. 410 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,062 YES! WHOO! 411 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,997 (Gus) OH, THAT WAS CLOSE! 412 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,065 SWEET! 413 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,138 [Mira sobbing] 414 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,606 SWEETIE PIE. 415 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:07,607 IT'S... 416 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,609 NO, I DON'T WANT THE WATER. 417 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,145 BABY, IT'S BEEN TWO HOURS. 418 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,147 I DON'T THINK HE'S COMING. 419 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:14,982 OF COURSE HE'S NOT COMING. 420 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,449 HE DIDN'T SHOW UP WEDNESDAY FOR GOLF, 421 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,051 THURSDAY FOR THE BARBEQUE, 422 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:18,986 YESTERDAY FOR THE REHEARSAL DINNER. 423 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,154 WHY WOULD HE SHOW UP TO HIS OWN WEDDING? 424 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,956 NO, DAD, YOU KNOW THAT HE GOT CALLED TO WORK 425 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,057 ON THOSE OTHER THINGS. 426 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,059 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TALKED ME INTO THIS. 427 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,594 (Phyllis) BABY, CAN WE AT LEAST LET THE PEOPLE EAT SOMETHING? 428 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,996 NO. 429 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:32,132 NOBODY GETS TO EAT UNTIL I'M MARRIED! 430 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,172 THAT'S IT, SHAWN. I'M OUTTA HERE. 431 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:43,043 IT'S RUDE TO INVITE PEOPLE TO AN EVENT AND NOT FEED 'EM. 432 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,511 (Mira) SOMEBODY FIX IT! 433 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,147 LOOK AT HER IN THAT DRESS. 434 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,248 SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 435 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,749 [crying] 436 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,519 DUDE, I GOTTA GET YOU OUTTA HERE. 437 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,088 THIS MUST BE HOW SHE FELT AFTER I ANNULLED OUR WEDDING. 438 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,589 I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER. 439 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,191 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. COME ON, LET'S HIT IT. 440 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,461 WHAT? 441 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,296 MIRA. YEAH? 442 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,165 I AM SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT JANN. 443 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,433 WE'LL HELP YOU FIND HIM. 444 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,301 YOU WILL? WE WILL? 445 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,702 YES, WE DON'T HAVE ANY CASES RIGHT NOW. 446 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,071 WE'RE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP. 447 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:15,375 OH, GUSTER! THANK YOU. 448 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,410 JUST FINISHED MY CASE REPORTS FOR THE WEEK, 449 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,446 SPELL-CHECKED, COPIED, AND COLLATED--TIME TO SPARE. 450 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,348 MM. GOOD FOR YOU. 451 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,549 EXACTLY. 452 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,583 O'HARA, I DO HOPE YOU'RE NOT FALLING BEHIND 453 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,684 ON YOUR PAPERWORK. 454 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,420 THOSE REPORTS LOOK GREAT, O'HARA. 455 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,190 LISTEN, CAN YOU TRANSLATE THESE FILES INTO SPANISH? 456 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,758 NO PROBLEMA. 457 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,126 YOU SPEAK SPANISH? 458 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,562 IT'S A REQUIREMENT IN MIAMI. 459 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,397 WELL, THERE'S NOT THAT VERY LARGE A LATINO POPULATION 460 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,498 HERE IN SANTA BARBARA. 461 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,672 MM! UGH! 462 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,707 THAT'S SO HOT! MATT! 463 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,209 DID YOU JUST BREW THIS? 464 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,148 IT'S NOT TOO HOT FOR ME. 465 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,217 PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST BURN YOUR MOUTH 466 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,718 BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL PISSED I SCORED HIGHER THAN YOU 467 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,087 ON THAT STUPID EXAM? 468 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,321 NO. 469 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,822 UGH. 470 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,091 HEY, DETECTIVE O'HARA! 471 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,658 YOUR STOLEN REFRIGERATION TRUCK 472 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,260 FROM THE SEAFOOD WAREHOUSE, 473 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,828 THAT'S A 10-8-51, RIGHT? YES. 474 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,163 NO, HOLD ON. 475 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,164 THAT TRUCK IS A COMMERCIAL VEHICLE, 476 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,233 SO TECHNICALLY IT'S A 15-250. 477 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,234 EXCUSE ME, DETECTIVE. 478 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,436 HE WAS ASKING ME. 479 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,704 NOW, IF THAT VEHICLE ENDS UP 480 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,272 IN A CHOP SHOP, 481 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,540 IT'S A 10-8-03. 482 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,574 OF COURSE IF THERE'S RECKLESS DRIVING INVOLVED, 483 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,842 IT'S A 23-00-1. 484 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,211 AND WATCH OUT FOR THE ILLEGAL TRANSPORTATION 485 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,212 OF HAZARDOUS MATERIALS. 486 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,747 25-00-1. 487 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,382 OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 488 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,185 I GOTTA GO GET SOME PAPER ANYWAY. 489 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,186 YOU KNOW WHAT? 490 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,187 WHAT? 491 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,722 I HAVE WORKED HARD. 492 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,224 I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING ASKED OF ME. 493 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,358 I AM A GOOD COP, 494 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,526 AND I'M NOT GOING TO STAND HERE 495 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,461 AND APOLOGIZE FOR MY GOOD SCORE. 496 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,296 SO YOU ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET OVER IT. 497 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,297 YEAH. I CAN'T DO THAT. 498 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,465 WELL, THEN NOW WHAT? 499 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,799 YOUR TRUCK. 500 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,501 WHOEVER SOLVES THAT CASE IS THE BETTER DETECTIVE. 501 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,703 SOLVE YOUR OWN CASES. IT'S A REFRIGERATION TRUCK. 502 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,405 IT'S PRACTICALLY A VICTIMLESS CRIME. 503 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,407 WELL, I GUESS YOU JUST DON'T COUNT THE PEOPLE 504 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,542 WHO AREN'T GONNA GET THEIR LOBSTER AND SAND DABS 505 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,144 AS VICTIMS. 506 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,478 I'M SURPRISED THE MIAMI P.D. DIDN'T FAIL YOU 507 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,680 FOR LACK OF COMPASSION. 508 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,182 [groans] 509 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,451 GUS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 510 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:08,855 WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES ALL THE GUYS GO CRAZY ON ME? 511 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,858 JANN WAS AN IDIOT FOR GIVING YOU UP. 512 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,660 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 513 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,862 SWEET. 514 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:19,866 SWEET GUS. 515 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,834 YEAH, HE'S PRETTY SWEET ALL RIGHT. 516 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,804 HIS HEAD IS LIKE A CHOCOLATE-COVERED HONEYDEW. 517 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,740 NOW, WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT "JAN?" 518 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,376 (Gus) IT'S JANN, WITH A "J." 519 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,877 SHAWN IS RIGHT. WE SHOULD DO THAT. 520 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,681 SO THIS IS ALL THAT I HAVE. 521 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,484 I HAVE SOME PICTURES OF US TOGETHER. 522 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,186 AND A NOTE THAT HE WROTE ME. 523 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,253 AND A LIPSTICK FROM HIM. 524 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,598 DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE PICTURES? 525 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,333 NO. 526 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,938 SHAWN. 527 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,807 SHOULDN'T YOU MAYBE GO TALK WITH MIRA'S PARENTS? 528 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,841 I'LL FIND YOU WHEN WE'RE FINISHED. 529 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:02,842 I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY-- 530 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,277 IT'S FINE. I'LL FINISH IT. 531 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,314 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WORK WITH CORK! 532 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:21,961 MRS. GAFFNEY. 533 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,830 HELLO. 534 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,198 MY NAME IS SHAWN SPENCER. 535 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,300 OH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 536 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,303 YOU'RE THE PSYCHIC DETECTIVE HELPING MIRA. 537 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,971 YOU KNOW, 538 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,641 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FASCINATED BY PEOPLE WITH "THE GIFT." 539 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,842 UH, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS? 540 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,843 WELL, THAT TAKES WORK. 541 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,212 I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT "JAN." 542 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,214 JANN? 543 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,350 I WOULDN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT HIM. 544 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,751 I SEE. 545 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,686 BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T MET HIM? 546 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,855 VERY GOOD. 547 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,358 THIS IS OUR PRIVATE WINE 548 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,959 AND ALCOHOL COLLECTION. 549 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,361 OH, I SEE. 550 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,228 I HAVE A PRIVATE ROOM 551 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,963 FOR ALL OF MY HELLO KITTY SHOT GLASSES 552 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,398 AND WILD ANIMAL SCAT. 553 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,433 I HAVE MANY INTERESTS. 554 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,603 WELL, ONLY A PRIVILEGED FEW ARE ALLOWED DOWN HERE. 555 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,938 THE WINE IN THIS ROOM IS WORTH OVER $1 MILLION. 556 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,006 WE'VE BEEN COLLECTING IT 557 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,641 FOR YEARS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. 558 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,010 WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS? 559 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,946 ACTUALLY, I PREFER MY WINE IN A BOX. 560 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,449 [laughs] 561 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,584 WOW. 562 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,290 I'VE OFTEN HEARD 563 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,457 THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO SAVOR WINE. 564 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:27,694 JUST SKIP OVER THE TASTE BUDS AND GO RIGHT TO THE GULLET. 565 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,363 I SWEAR, IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER TOURIST TODAY, 566 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,864 MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE. 567 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,433 AND DAVID DOESN'T LIKE ME DRINKING 568 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,634 IN FRONT OF THE GUESTS. 569 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,304 SO, UH, HOW DID YOU MANAGE 570 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,871 TO NEVER MEET JAN? 571 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,007 WE TRIED TO. SEVERAL TIMES. 572 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:45,312 TAKE A SIP BEFORE I FINISH THE BOTTLE. 573 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,415 THAT'S-- THAT'S DISGUSTING. 574 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,483 THAT'S A $30,000 BOTTLE OF SPANISH SHERRY. 575 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:58,991 MM. 576 00:20:59,025 --> 00:20:59,992 IT'S GOOD. 577 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,395 YOU KNOW, SHAWN, 578 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:07,467 I HAVE VERY FINE TASTE, AND I LIKE MY WINE 579 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,503 LIKE I LIKE MY MEN... 580 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:14,407 WHITE AND HAIRY. 581 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,842 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 582 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,844 NONE WHATSOEVER. 583 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,647 BUT I CAN SEE WHERE MIRA GETS HER SPUNKINESS. 584 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,081 [laughter] 585 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,316 PHYLLIS, 586 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,784 SOME OF OUR GUESTS ARE GONNA-- 587 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,719 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 588 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,054 I WAS JUST EXPLAINING OUR FRUSTRATION 589 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,456 OVER NEVER MEETING JANN. 590 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,524 OH. YEAH, THAT GUY. 591 00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:33,893 YEAH, EVERY TIME WE MADE PLANS, 592 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,094 HE WOULD CHANGE THEM AT THE LAST SECOND 593 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,631 WITH THAT SAME LAME EXCUSE ABOUT HAVING TO WORK OVERSEAS. 594 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:41,968 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I SHUT DOWN MY WINERY 595 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,970 FOR THIS WEDDING. 596 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,472 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. 597 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:52,545 MIRA'S CHOICES IN MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SUSPECT. 598 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,614 INCLUDING THAT GUSTER. 599 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,884 AND HIS SUPPOSEDLY PSYCHIC FRIEND. 600 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,486 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US? 601 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,854 YES, OF COURSE. 602 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,856 YOU HAVE TO FINISH PACKING YOUR WINE. 603 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,859 YOU'RE MOVING INTO YOUR WINERY IN NAPA ON FRIDAY, 604 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,728 AND YOUR AMAZING COLLECTION WILL FINALLY BE ON DISPLAY 605 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:09,729 FOR ALL TO SEE. 606 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,464 HEY, HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT-- 607 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,633 DON'T BE INTIMIDATED, SIR. 608 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,934 I'M JUST A MAN. 609 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,410 OH, GOD. OH. 610 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,611 (Shawn) BRACE YOURSELF, 611 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,546 JAN DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. 612 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:27,680 WHAT? 613 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,616 FACT, THERE IS NO RECORD OF A JAN ANGLUND, 614 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,718 BUYER OF FINE WINES AND FOOD ON THE INTERNET ANYWHERE. 615 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,553 I DID FIND A JEFF ANGLUND. 616 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:36,723 HE'S AN ALBINO WITH A WEBSITE DEDICATED TO SHORT CIRCUIT. 617 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,157 YOU PUT US ON THE EMAIL LIST? 618 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,492 THAT'S A GIVEN. 619 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,493 NICE. 620 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,128 OH, SO SHE WAS LYING? 621 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,797 OR SHE REALLY IS CHECKING INTO THE NUTCRACKER SUITE. 622 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:48,435 HEAR ME, MIRA MADE JAN UP. 623 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:51,170 SHE MADE HIM UP? 624 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,441 WHAT IS... 625 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:55,475 CLOZAPINE? 626 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,577 IT'S AN ANTI-ANXIETY DRUG. 627 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,446 IT'S ALSO USED TO TREAT PSYCHOSIS. 628 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,613 BINGO. 629 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:01,914 MIRA HAD A PRESCRIPTION TO CLOZAPINE, 630 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,483 BUT THE REFILL DATE WAS FROM WAY BACK WHEN, 631 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,184 AND SHE HAD A BUNCH OF PILLS LEFT. 632 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,285 SO SHE WAS OFF HER MEDS. 633 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:08,821 AND OFF HER ROCKER. EVEN MORE SO THAN HER MOTHER. 634 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,423 WHAT? 635 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,991 LET'S JUST SAY I KNOW WHERE MIRA GETS HER FREAKY SIDE. 636 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,626 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 637 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,829 I WAS FEELING BAD FOR MIRA. I EVEN STARTED TO-- 638 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,632 OH, MY GOSH! 639 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,801 SHAWN, SHE DID ALL THIS TO GET ME BACK. 640 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:22,835 I FELL FOR IT AGAIN. 641 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,505 BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. 642 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:26,739 THE PICTURES. 643 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,047 I SENSE SOMETHING IS VERY, VERY, VERY WRONG 644 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,584 ABOUT THESE PHOTOS, VERY WRONG INDEED. 645 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:40,487 JAN ANGLUND DOESN'T EXIST. 646 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,190 THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE! 647 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,225 JAN--JANN IS REAL. 648 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,727 WHY WOULD I MAKE ANY OF THIS UP? 649 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,662 TO TRICK ME INTO FALLING FOR YOU AGAIN. 650 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:50,563 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D GO 651 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:53,933 THROUGH ALL OF THIS JUST TO GET ME BACK. 652 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,134 HOW SURE ARE YOU ABOUT THIS THEORY? 653 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,537 CRYSTAL. 654 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,172 THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK. VERY, VERY SURE. 655 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:04,611 MM-HMM. THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HIM? 656 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,012 [Mira gasps] 657 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,179 JANN! 658 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,716 (Jann) MIRA, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. 659 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,121 I'M GONNA GRAB A CLARK BAR FROM THE VENDING MACHINE. 660 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,590 UH, ANYONE ELSE WANT ANYTHING? CHIEF? 661 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:18,925 JULES? 662 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,894 GUS, YOU'RE GOOD? OKAY. 663 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,099 OH, HONEY--I LOOKED FOR YOU AT THE WINERY, 664 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,100 BUT THEY SAID YOU WERE HERE. 665 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:30,503 WHERE WERE YOU? 666 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:31,504 YOU DIDN'T GET MY MESSAGE? 667 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,839 (Mira) WHAT MESSAGE? 668 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,507 (Jann) AT THE HOTEL DESK. 669 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:35,775 UH, LOOK, I GOT A CALL 670 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,977 TO CLOSE THIS DEAL WITH THESE VENTURE CAPITALISTS IN PORTUGAL. 671 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,979 IT WAS FOR A VERY IMPORTANT CLIENT, 672 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,581 AND I THOUGHT I COULD GET BACK IN TIME. 673 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,616 [whispers] VENTURE CAPITALISTS, REALLY? 674 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:44,951 I'M SO SORRY. I NEVER SHOULD HAVE GONE. 675 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,819 I MISSED OUR BIG DAY. 676 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:48,555 (Mira) I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE OKAY. 677 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,590 WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS BACK AT THE WINERY 678 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,224 AND SPEND SOME TIME GETTING TO KNOW YOU. 679 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:55,662 YEAH. JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND. 680 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:01,834 YOU...BOTH. 681 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,703 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU. 682 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:08,007 HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL? 683 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,811 DOESN'T EXIST, HUH? THAT'S GREAT. 684 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,813 HEY, SHOULD I PUT OUT AN IMAGINARY A.P.B. FOR HIM 685 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,281 ON MY INVISIBLE RADIO? 686 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:16,816 I HAVE A CASE TO WORK. 687 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,084 SO DO I. 688 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:23,856 DAMN IT, SHAWN. 689 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,925 YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL IN FRONT OF MIRA. 690 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,727 DUDE, YOU KNOW DEEP, DEEP DOWN 691 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,796 THAT THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON HERE. 692 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,330 WITH MIRA. 693 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,600 WITH JAN SUDDENLY APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE. 694 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:34,901 I'M GONNA PROVE IT TO YOU. 695 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:37,069 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THAT SOMETHING'S GOING ON. 696 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,137 NO. NO MORE, SHAWN. 697 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,906 STOP IT. I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 698 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,240 FINE. 699 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,876 FOR YOU, I'LL STOP. 700 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,878 THANK YOU. 701 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,821 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 702 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:57,123 WELL, I WAS HOPING TO SPEAK WITH JAN FOR A MINUTE. 703 00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:58,357 JANN. 704 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,026 I WON'T CALL HIM THAT. 705 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:03,129 YEAH, HE'S OFF PLAYING GOLF WITH MY FATHER. 706 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,363 AH, SWEET. 707 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,066 IS THAT IT? 'CAUSE I'M BUSY. 708 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,702 ACTUALLY, THERE IS ONE MORE THING. 709 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:12,038 JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, 710 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,307 WHY'D YOU FAKE THOSE PICTURES OF YOU AND JAN? 711 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:16,943 I MAY HAVE BEEN WRONG ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS, 712 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,779 BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THOSE PICTURES ARE FAKES. 713 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:22,014 JAN HAD A SHAVING CUT IN THE SAME PLACE ON HIS NECK 714 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,716 IN EACH ONE OF THESE PICTURES 715 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,985 EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE TAKEN AT DIFFERENT TIMES OF THE YEAR. 716 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:29,789 IT'S GUS' FAULT. 717 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:30,723 REALLY. 718 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,324 EVER SINCE WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN HE AND I, 719 00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:33,693 MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN SKEPTICAL 720 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:36,162 OF EVERY GUY I'VE BEEN WITH. 721 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:40,066 ANDY, AMIR, GURU ANUPAM, GAY ANDY, ANTHONY... 722 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,934 DOES GAY ANDY KNOW YOU CALL HIM THAT? 723 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:44,403 HE GAVE HIMSELF THAT NAME. 724 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,005 LOOK, JANN AND I HAD ONLY BEEN TOGETHER FOR A FEW WEEKS 725 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,007 WHEN WE DECIDED TO GET MARRIED, AND I KNOW THAT'S CRAZY, 726 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,643 BUT I JUST BELIEVE IN ALL OR NOTHING. 727 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:52,011 YOU KNOW, DOING WHAT FEELS RIGHT. 728 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:53,012 ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME, SHAWN? 729 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:53,946 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 730 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,247 I SPENT AN ENTIRE SEASON 731 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,083 WITH AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE GROUP IN BUFFALO. 732 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,751 BUT, SEE, MY PARENTS WERE AGAINST THIS THING 733 00:26:58,785 --> 00:26:59,852 FROM THE WHOLE BEGINNING. 734 00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:01,220 SO JANN PHOTOSHOPPED SOME PICTURES 735 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:02,722 TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE HAD BEEN TOGETHER 736 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,691 FOR LONGER THAN WE HAD, AND IT WORKED. 737 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:05,992 WAIT A SECOND. 738 00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:07,694 YOU'RE SAYING THE PICTURES WERE JAN'S IDEA? 739 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:09,696 NO, JANN. 740 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,263 AND YEAH, HE'S THE ONE WITH THE SUPER-FAST PRINTER. 741 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,431 [phone rings] 742 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,033 I GOTTA GET THAT. 743 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,935 UH, THAT'S COMING FROM THE ROOM NEXT DOOR. 744 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,770 MIRA, MIRA, MIRA! 745 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,974 I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH MIRA. 746 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,776 I AM TRYING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU HERE. 747 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:24,944 COME ON, MAN, 748 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,012 WE HAVEN'T PLAYED GOLF IN FOREVER. 749 00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,847 THIS IS GONNA BE FUN. 750 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,016 PLUS, I PROMISE TO KEEP MY CADDYSHAC REFERENCES 751 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,784 TO A MINIMUM. 752 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,022 NOW, I'VE HEARD THIS CLUB IS RESTRICTED, 753 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:37,957 SO, UH, DON'T TELL 'EM YOU'RE JEWISH. 754 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,025 SHAWN. 755 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:40,960 I DIDN'T SAY I WOULDN'T MAKE ANY. 756 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:44,063 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 757 00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:45,197 THE LADY'S TEE'S UP THERE. 758 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,813 DUDE! 759 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:01,814 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE MORE FUN? 760 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,082 STARTING ON THE BACK NINE. 761 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:05,184 WHY CAN'T WE JUST START FROM HERE? 762 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:09,088 I CAN PAR THIS HOLE WITH THIS PUTT. 763 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,909 YES, YES, YES. 764 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:30,910 GREAT SHOT. LET'S GO. 765 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,078 SHAWN! 766 00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:33,179 SHAWN, GET BACK HERE 767 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:36,215 BEFORE I ADD TWO STROKES TO YOUR SCORE! 768 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:37,483 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? SHH! 769 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:40,519 (Gus) IS THIS THE REAL REASON YOU BROUGHT ME GOLFING? 770 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,388 TO FOLLOW JANN? I TOLD YOU TO DROP IT. 771 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:45,057 HE'S BACK. THERE'S NO MORE CASE. 772 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:47,526 DUDE, YOU'RE WRONG. JAN IS THE CASE. 773 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,527 HE'S THE KEY. 774 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,964 YOU'RE LOSING IT. 775 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:54,133 GUS. GUS! 776 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,538 THAT'S THE P.I. FROM THE BATTING CAGES. 777 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,774 EVEN YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS IS GETTING WEIRD. 778 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:09,315 ACT NATURAL. 779 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,217 (Jann) HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 780 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,119 WHAT'S UP? 781 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:14,887 JUST PLAYING A LITTLE GOLF. 782 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,223 KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR SUSPICIOUS MEETINGS 783 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,490 BETWEEN SHADY PEOPLE. 784 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:20,526 WHAT WERE YOU AND MACE RHODEN ARGUING ABOUT? 785 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,128 [laughs] 786 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:23,029 THAT WAS NOTHING. 787 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:25,097 YOU KNOW, I WAS THE GUY WHO HIRED HIM. 788 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:28,034 I WAS LATE PAYING, SO HE WAS KIND OF UPSET. 789 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,369 MAYBE MIRA DIDN'T TELL YOU, BUT I'M A PSYCHIC, YEAH. 790 00:29:30,402 --> 00:29:33,039 AND RIGHT NOW THE SPIRITS ARE SCREAMING SOMETHING 791 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,107 IN MY HEAD OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 792 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:38,945 THEY'RE SAYING, "SO SE PROMETER USAR AS PENAS." 793 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,546 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 794 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:43,282 IT'S PORTUGUESE FOR "ONLY IF YOU PROMISE 795 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:44,416 TO KEEP YOUR FEATHERED HEADDRESS ON." 796 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,086 HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO BUSINESS 797 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,822 IN PORTUGAL AND NOT SPEAK A WORD OF THE LANGUAGE? 798 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,891 WHY DID YOU REALLY MISS THE WEDDING? 799 00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:55,194 OKAY, I WASN'T IN EUROPE. 800 00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:56,195 YES! 801 00:29:56,228 --> 00:29:57,229 LOOK, THE TRUTH IS, 802 00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,231 I WAS IN ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP. 803 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:00,532 I WAS IN A BAD SITUATION. 804 00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:02,501 I HAD TO END IT BEFORE I COULD GET MARRIED TO MIRA. 805 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,136 YOU WERE CHEATING ON MIRA? 806 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:05,437 NO, ALL RIGHT? NO. 807 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,840 NOT EXACTLY, OKAY? IT STARTED BEFORE WE EVEN MET. 808 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:10,910 AND I PROMISE YOU, IT'S OVER NOW. 809 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,912 I KNOW THAT I HAVEN'T ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD GUY. 810 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:16,248 BUT BEING WITH MIRA, 811 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:18,184 YOU KNOW, IT'S CHANGED ME. 812 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:20,186 I REALIZE NOW THAT SHE'S THE ONLY THING 813 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,353 IN MY LIFE THAT MATTERS. 814 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:22,955 AND YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE ME, 815 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:25,191 BUT THAT IS THE TRUEST THING I HAVE EVER SAID. 816 00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:29,261 LOOK, I'D BETTER GET BACK BEFORE MIRA'S DAD 817 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:30,362 DESPISES ME EVEN MORE. 818 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,470 SHAWN... 819 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,873 I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE WHEN IT COMES TO MIRA. 820 00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:42,241 HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH. 821 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:45,177 YEAH, BUT HE'S DEFINITELY LYING. 822 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:47,079 HOW CAN HE BE DOING BOTH? 823 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:48,280 TRUST ME. 824 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,883 AS SOMEONE WHO HAS OCCASIONALLY DEALT WITH HALF-TRUTHS, 825 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:53,285 JAN BRADY IS NOT TELLING US EVERYTHING. 826 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:54,586 (Lassiter) HE'S MY INFORMANT. 827 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,355 I'LL GET THE INFORMATION WE NEED. 828 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:58,457 CARLTON, THIS IS MY CASE. 829 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,927 AND BESIDES, YOUR TOUGH-GUY INTERROGATION TECHNIQUE, 830 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,228 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 831 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:03,262 OH, AND YOU THINK SWEET AND GENTLE'S 832 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,096 GONNA GET INFO FROM A GUY LIKE THIS? 833 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:06,298 PLEASE. ALL I NEED IS 30 SECONDS. 834 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:07,299 YOU COULD TIME ME. 835 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,401 FINE, I'LL PLAY THAT GAME. 836 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:10,402 AND I WILL BEAT YOU AT IT. 837 00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,038 FINE. MCNAB! 838 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:14,340 WE'RE COMMANDEERING YOUR WATCH. 839 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:15,274 YOU'RE COMMANDEERING MY-- 840 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:16,275 WATCH. 841 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:18,945 OKAY. 842 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,015 NOW WATCH... 843 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,316 HOW I BREAK THIS GUY. 844 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:26,118 IT'S ALL IN THE EYES. 845 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:33,492 [stopwatch beeps] 846 00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:50,242 ALL RIGHT. 847 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:51,243 YOU LITTLE SON OF A-- 848 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:52,244 TIME! 849 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:53,545 WHAT? I JUST GOT STARTED. 850 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:54,981 THEY'RE YOUR RULES. 851 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:56,348 CRAP. 852 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:01,487 HEY. 853 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,521 HI. 854 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:04,356 YOU LOOK HUNGRY. 855 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:06,125 KINDA. 856 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,027 THANKS. 857 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:10,196 SO... 858 00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:11,397 WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME 859 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,965 ABOUT A REFRIGERATION TRUCK 860 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:14,600 THAT WAS STOLEN A FEW DAYS AGO? 861 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,303 REFRIGERATION TRUCK? 862 00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:21,373 OH, COME ON. ALL I NEED'S A NAME, RUSTY. 863 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:24,343 I KNOW ABOUT PRETTY MUCH EVERY CAR BOOSTED 864 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,645 IN SANTA BARBARA, 865 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:28,180 BUT NOTHING AS POINTLESS 866 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:29,281 AS STEALING A REFRIGERATOR TRUCK. 867 00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:30,649 HONEST. 868 00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:32,284 [stopwatch beeps] 869 00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:33,385 TIME! 870 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,694 ALL RIGHT, CUT THE CRAP, RUSTY. 871 00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:44,696 WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU ARE HOLDING OUT ON ME. 872 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,398 I WAS EATING THAT CANDY BAR. 873 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,300 WELL, THE CANDY POLICE AREN'T HERE TODAY. 874 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:49,568 IT'S JUST ME, AND I GOT AT LEAST 12 DIFFERENT CHARGES 875 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:51,070 I COULD PIN ON YOU. 876 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:52,171 SO YOU BETTER START GIVING ME 877 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,439 SOME GOOD INFORMATION. 878 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,108 I DON'T KNOW. 879 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:59,511 LOOK, THERE'S ONLY TWO REASONS WHY ANYBODY STEALS A CAR. 880 00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:02,314 TO SELL IT OR TO USE IT. 881 00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:03,549 SINCE NOBODY'S COME DOWN TO MY SHOP 882 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:04,650 TO SELL ME YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE TRUCK, 883 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:05,717 THEY NEED IT FOR SOMETHING. 884 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:07,586 [stopwatch beeps] 885 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:10,189 TIME! 886 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:11,457 DON'T YOU DARE TELL HER A THING. 887 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,692 OH, THAT'S GREAT DETECTIVE WORK. 888 00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:16,095 PROBABLY WHY YOU SCORED A WHOLE POINT LOWER THAN ME ON THE EXAM. 889 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:17,096 SORRY TO INTERRUPT, 890 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:18,697 BUT THE CHIEF NEEDS YOU FOR AN IMPORTANT CASE. 891 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,537 THEY TOOK MY CLARK BAR. 892 00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:27,406 THEY TOOK MY WATCH. 893 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:33,512 (Gus) WHAT'S GOING ON? 894 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:34,646 IT'S ABOUT MIRA'S FIANCE. 895 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,117 I KNEW IT. THE GUY'S A CROOK. 896 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,486 ALL RIGHT! PLAYTIME'S OVER, JAN! 897 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:44,623 I'VE HAD A BAD PSYCHIC VIBE ABOUT YOU FROM THE BEGINNING. 898 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,192 WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL US 899 00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:50,329 WHAT YOU'VE REALLY BEEN UP TO? 900 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,331 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, JAN. 901 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:57,035 JAN? 902 00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:01,107 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO A LOOP. 903 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,275 I KNEW JANN WAS BAD NEWS. 904 00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:06,112 WOW, GUS, YOU WERE SO RIGHT. WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO YOU? 905 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:08,480 WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO KILLED HIM. 906 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:10,082 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 907 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:21,560 DUDE, I HAVE A THEORY. 908 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:24,163 I DON'T THINK JAN AND MACE WERE JUST ARGUING ABOUT MONEY. 909 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,597 WHAT ELSE WERE THEY ARGUING ABOUT? 910 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:26,498 I DON'T KNOW YET. 911 00:34:26,532 --> 00:34:28,467 BUT I WANT TO TALK TO LASSIE AND JULES. 912 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,768 LET'S GO. 913 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,670 OH, YEAH, UM, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. 914 00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:32,704 I'MA GO BY THE WINERY. 915 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:33,872 MIRA CALLED. 916 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,341 SHE WAS WONDERING IF I WOULD COME BY. 917 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:36,342 GUS. 918 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,743 I'LL BE FINE, SHAWN. 919 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,379 I JUST WANNA BE THERE FOR HER AS A FRIEND. 920 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,580 ALL RIGHT. 921 00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:42,648 COOL. 922 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,617 OH, GOOD. YOU'RE ALL HERE. 923 00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:47,186 I'M HAVING A PSYCHIC VISION ABOUT JAN, 924 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,887 AND I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT WHO MAY HAVE KILLED HIM. 925 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,691 LET'S JUST TAKE A STEP BACK, MR. SPENCER. 926 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,493 WHA-- 927 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,595 I JUST GOT THE FINGERPRINT RESULTS 928 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:58,864 FROM THE REFRIGERATOR TRUCK CASE. 929 00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:01,500 DO YOU WANNA TAKE TURNS WITH THIS? 930 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,868 TAKE TURNS? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 931 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:05,137 O'HARA AND I HAVE A LITTLE COMPETITION--EXCUSE ME. 932 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:06,505 COMPETITION? 933 00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:08,274 IT IS NOT A COMPETITION. 934 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:12,144 LASSITER IS JUST BEING A CHILD ABOUT HIS DETECTIVE EXAM SCORE. 935 00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:14,580 WAIT, THE D.E.T.? I TOOK THAT WHEN I WAS 15. 936 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:15,581 I GOT 100. 937 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,615 I'M SORRY. 938 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:17,616 YOU SAID YOU GOT A PERFECT SCORE? 939 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:18,617 YEAH. 940 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:19,618 AND YOU WERE 15? 941 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:20,619 YEAH. 942 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:22,688 WHY? WHAT DID YOU GUYS GET? 943 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:25,257 YOU KNOW, IT'S PROBABLY CHANGED A LOT SINCE THEN. 944 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,458 YOU REALLY CAN'T COMPARE IT. 945 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:27,459 (Juliet) APPLES AND ORANGES. 946 00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:29,395 HE CHEATED ON ME, AND THEN HE LIED TO ME 947 00:35:29,428 --> 00:35:31,697 ABOUT MISSING THE WEDDING, AND NOW HE'S DEAD. 948 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:32,831 I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. 949 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:33,832 REALLY? 950 00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:34,933 WELL...NO. 951 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,703 I ALWAYS KNEW THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH JANN. 952 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,338 FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, THERE WAS A LITTLE VOICE 953 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,672 INSIDE ME THAT SAID IT WAS ALL WRONG, 954 00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:43,175 BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN 'CAUSE HE HAD ANDY'S LAUGH, 955 00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:48,347 AND GAY ANDY'S SENSE OF STYLE, AND YOUR HEART. 956 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:51,550 AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 957 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,519 [glass shatters] 958 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:54,586 WHAT WAS THAT? 959 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:55,654 I DON'T KNOW, BUT MY PARENTS ARE GONE, 960 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:57,656 AND THE VINEYARD'S CLOSED. 961 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:04,896 (Gus) SOMEBODY'S BEEN IN HERE. 962 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,666 YEAH, I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE. 963 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:11,637 GOOD IDEA. 964 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,439 [gasps] 965 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,409 OFFICER MCNAB, YOU WERE SAYING? 966 00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:18,644 UH, YEAH, THE LAB MATCHED ONE OF THE PRINTS 967 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,645 FROM THE GOLD LIGHTER THAT WAS DROPPED 968 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:20,546 WHEN THE TRUCK WAS STOLEN 969 00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:23,582 TO A KNOWN CONVICT NAMED MARCUS RIDLEY, 970 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:25,451 A.K.A. MIKE RAY, A.K.A.-- 971 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,585 OW, OW, OW, MY EYES! IT'S BURNING! 972 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:27,586 IT'S STINGING! 973 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:29,755 AH! 974 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,390 STUFF THAT OLD WOMEN CARRY IN THEIR PURSES! 975 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:32,591 VELAMINTS? 976 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,725 NO, IT'S MORE OF AN AEROSOL. 977 00:36:33,759 --> 00:36:34,793 BINACA! 978 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:36,695 IT'S NOT A BREATH FRESHENER! 979 00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:38,530 MACE! YES. 980 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:39,731 MACE RHODEN. THAT'S RIGHT. 981 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:45,003 WAS THE TRUCK YELLOW? 982 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,738 WELL, MORE LIKE A MUSTARD, BUT YEAH. 983 00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:48,507 OH, I'M GETTING ANOTHER VISION. 984 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,008 TWO, TWO, TWO VISIONS IN ONE. 985 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:53,379 IT'S GUS AND THE TRUCK IN THE SAME PLACE. 986 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:54,646 GUS IS IN DANGER. 987 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:59,217 WE HAVE TO SAVE GUS! COME ON! 988 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,855 ALL RIGHT, I LEFT MR. AND MRS. GAFFNEY A MESSAGE, 989 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:04,923 BUT GUS ISN'T PICKING UP AT ALL. 990 00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:05,924 SOMEONE GIVE ME A GUN. 991 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:06,925 NO. NO. 992 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,394 WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON? 993 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:09,761 OKAY, OKAY, REMEMBER WHEN I SAID 994 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:11,263 THAT JAN ANGLUND DIDN'T EXIST? 995 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:13,532 WELL, TECHNICALLY I WAS RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 996 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:14,833 FORGET THAT. I WAS TOTALLY RIGHT. 997 00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:16,402 HE'S NOT JAN ANGLUND. 998 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:18,504 HE'S A CON MAN WORKING WITH MACE RHODEN, 999 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:21,006 THE GUY WHO STOLE YOUR MUSTARD REFRIGERATOR TRUCK. 1000 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:23,309 KEEP TALKING. 1001 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,910 WELL, A FEW MONTHS AGO, THEY STARTED A LONG CON 1002 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:27,279 ON MIRA GAFFNEY. 1003 00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:29,315 THE PLAN WAS FOR JAN TO ROMANCE MIRA 1004 00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,417 AND MARRY HER ON THE BEACH IN SANTA BARBARA. 1005 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:33,652 BUT MIRA'S PARENTS ASKED TOO MANY QUESTIONS. 1006 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:35,287 SO JAN DOCTORED THE PHOTOS 1007 00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:36,755 TO CONVINCE THEM TO HAVE THE WEDDING. 1008 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,590 SEE, MY PARENTS WERE AGAINST THIS THING FROM THE BEGINNING, 1009 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:39,691 SO JANN PHOTOSHOPPED SOME PICTURES 1010 00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:40,859 TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER 1011 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:43,329 FOR LONGER THAN WE HAD, AND IT WORKED. 1012 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:45,564 THE WEDDING WAS MERELY A COVER, 1013 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,999 SO THAT MIRA'S FATHER WOULD SHUT DOWN THE WINERY FOR A DAY. 1014 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,836 JAN INTENDED TO LEAVE MIRA AT THE ALTAR, 1015 00:37:50,869 --> 00:37:53,004 WHILE MACE BROKE INTO DAVID GAFFNEY'S CELLAR 1016 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:56,442 TO STEAL HIS PRICELESS WINE COLLECTION AND SKIP TOWN. 1017 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,310 BUT THERE WAS NO ROBBERY AT THE WINERY. 1018 00:37:58,344 --> 00:37:59,711 AND JAN DIDN'T SKIP TOWN. HE CAME BACK. 1019 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,079 HE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART. 1020 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,414 OH, DON'T-- 1021 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:03,582 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MIRA. 1022 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,917 JAN WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AND LYING AT THE SAME TIME. 1023 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:09,020 THE TRUTH IS, I WAS IN ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP. 1024 00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:10,389 I WAS IN A BAD SITUATION. 1025 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:12,424 I HAD TO END IT BEFORE I COULD MARRY MIRA. 1026 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,860 HIS OTHER RELATIONSHIP WAS WITH HIS PARTNER MACE. 1027 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:16,762 HE ENDED IT BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY FELL IN LOVE 1028 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,764 WITH MIRA AND COULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH THE PLAN. 1029 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,599 THAT'S WHY THEY ARGUED AT THE GOLF COURSE. 1030 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,000 AND THAT'S WHY MACE KILLED HIM. 1031 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:23,602 BUT WHY IS GUSTER IN TROUBLE? 1032 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,003 BECAUSE IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT, LASSIE. 1033 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:26,872 THE GAFFNEYS ARE MOVING THEIR MOST EXPENSIVE BOTTLES 1034 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,340 OF WINE TO NAPA TOMORROW. 1035 00:38:28,374 --> 00:38:30,876 MEANING THAT MACE IS STEALING THEM RIGHT NOW! 1036 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:32,010 SOMEBODY GIVE ME A GUN! 1037 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,545 NO. NO. 1038 00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:35,581 THEN DRIVE FASTER! THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND IN THERE! 1039 00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:45,424 GOOD! YOU GOT MY MESSAGE. 1040 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,892 YEAH, WE LOOKED. WE CAN'T FIND 'EM ANYWHERE. 1041 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:50,896 THE WINE CELLAR. GUS! 1042 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:51,930 GUS! 1043 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,834 DON'T SHOOT! EVERYTHING'S OKAY. 1044 00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:56,868 MIRA? 1045 00:38:56,902 --> 00:38:58,504 MOM! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 1046 00:38:58,537 --> 00:38:59,905 WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN HER INTO? 1047 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:01,740 GUS! DON'T SPEAK. 1048 00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:06,044 I CAN TELL YOU PRECISELY WHAT HAPPENED HERE, SIR. 1049 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,847 GUS AND MIRA DISCOVERED, UH, MACE RHODEN ROBBING THE CELLAR. 1050 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,149 HE PULLED A GUN. 1051 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,150 HE TIED THEM UP. 1052 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,985 AND GUS ASSESSED THE SITUATION 1053 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,754 AND DEVISED THE FOLLOWING BRILLIANT PLAN. 1054 00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:17,423 HE FINESSED THEM LOOSE. 1055 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,758 HE TOLD MIRA TO PERFORM HER DRAGON-HEADED BAR TRICK 1056 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:21,560 THAT MADE HIM FALL FOR HER IN THE FIRST PLACE, 1057 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:22,894 TRIGGERING THE SPRINKLERS. 1058 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:25,864 THEY WRESTLED OVER THE GUN. 1059 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:28,166 [screams like a girl] 1060 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,702 MIRA FAINTED. 1061 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:33,071 AND WE WALKED IN JUST AS GUS D.T.D.'D THE BAD GUY. 1062 00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,940 WELL DONE, GUSTER. 1063 00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:35,941 WELL DONE. 1064 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,743 THANK YOU, SIR. 1065 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,778 VERY IMPRESSIVE. YEAH, VERY QUICK THINKING. 1066 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,414 I WAS JUST DOING WHAT ANYONE WOULD HAVE DONE. 1067 00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:44,783 HONEY, LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 1068 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,418 BUT I DON'T REMEM-- 1069 00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:47,586 DARLING, COME HERE. 1070 00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:49,655 COME ON, SWEETIE. 1071 00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:50,889 YEP. LET'S GO. 1072 00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:52,090 YEAH, IT'S TIME TO GO. EW! 1073 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:53,459 GOD, HE'S ALL WET. 1074 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:54,593 HERE. 1075 00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:59,531 DUDE, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED. 1076 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:00,899 I KNOW. 1077 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:01,833 MACE'S CIGARETTE TRIGGERED THE SPRINKLERS, 1078 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:02,901 AND HE SLIPPED AND FELL? 1079 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:06,171 AND THEN I MAY HAVE KNOCKED MIRA OVER AS I RAN AWAY. 1080 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,806 LET'S KEEP THAT LAST PART TO OURSELVES. 1081 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:10,776 BET. 1082 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:17,716 YOU GUYS, IT'S BEEN SUCH A CRAZY WEEK. 1083 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:21,620 BUT THANKS TO YOU BOTH, I'M GONNA GET THROUGH IT. 1084 00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:22,488 SO THANK YOU. 1085 00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:25,223 OH, OH, SHAWN, GUS AND ME ARE GONNA GO 1086 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,025 ROCK CLIMBING IN RATTLESNAKE CANYON. 1087 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,226 AND THEN I'M GONNA TEACH HIM HOW TO HANG GLIDE 1088 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,795 OFF CATHEDRAL PEAK. 1089 00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:31,563 AND IT'S GONNA BE SO AMAZING. 1090 00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,665 DO YOU WANNA COME? 1091 00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:34,766 UH... 1092 00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:39,037 YOU KNOW WHAT, MIRA? 1093 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,138 WE JUST GOT A CALL 1094 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,473 FROM A PROSPECTIVE CLIENT. 1095 00:40:41,507 --> 00:40:43,809 SOMETHING ABOUT A GHOST IN A BALLROOM. 1096 00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:45,010 WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO WORK ON THAT. 1097 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:46,111 IS THAT OKAY, MIRA? 1098 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,514 OH, OF COURSE. I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. 1099 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:49,581 YOU GUYS DO AMAZING WORK. 1100 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:52,951 BUT I JUST WANNA SEE YOU BOTH BEFORE I LEAVE. 1101 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:56,054 MIRA'S MOVING TO GREENLAND TO SAVE POLAR BEARS. 1102 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:57,556 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 1103 00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:58,657 [gasps] 1104 00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,058 DO YOU WANNA COME VISIT FOR CHRISTMAS? 1105 00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:01,693 GUS IS COMING FOR CHRISTMAS. I AM? 1106 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:04,796 YEAH, REMEMBER? WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, SILLY. 1107 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,097 THINK ABOUT IT. 1108 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:09,067 BYE. THANKS AGAIN, GUYS. 1109 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,068 [giggles] OKAY. 1110 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:13,805 [laughter] 1111 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:16,708 DUDE, THANK YOU FOR THAT. 1112 00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:18,076 AND THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME 1113 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:19,077 THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE THING. 1114 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,712 I KNOW I WAS A LITTLE-- WHIPPED. 1115 00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:21,780 NO. GAY? 1116 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:22,848 NO. ANNOYING? 1117 00:41:22,881 --> 00:41:23,882 WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY 1118 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,084 LOVE STRUCK, BUT, SURE, FINE. 1119 00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:27,853 AND ONCE AGAIN, I JUST WANNA SAY 1120 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,888 FOR THE RECORD, I'M SORRY 1121 00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,256 I NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT BEING MARRIED. 1122 00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:33,559 [horn honking] I UNDERSTAND. 1123 00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:36,227 NOW I REALLY UNDERSTAND. 1124 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,063 BESIDES, I'VE BEEN FEELING A LITTLE GUILTY MYSELF. 1125 00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:39,531 ABOUT WHAT? 1126 00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:42,067 ABOUT NOT TELLING YOU THAT I TOO WAS MARRIED. 1127 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,235 [scoffs] WHAT? YOU WERE NOT MARRIED, SHAWN. 1128 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:45,270 PLEASE. 1129 00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:49,140 THIS IS A FAKE, RIGHT? 1130 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:52,811 I KNOW THIS IS FAKE. YOU PHOTOSHOPPED THIS. 1131 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:53,945 SHAWN, GET BACK HERE! 1132 00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:56,615 YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU WENT SKYDIVING WITH A RABBI? 1133 00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:58,584 SHAWN! 1134 00:41:58,617 --> 00:42:01,620 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com