1 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:10,221 [kids chanting Kyrie Eleison] 2 00:00:10,255 --> 00:00:15,231 [chanting] 3 00:00:21,711 --> 00:00:22,478 HEY. 4 00:00:22,512 --> 00:00:23,548 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 5 00:00:23,581 --> 00:00:24,749 UH, NOTHING. 6 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:26,221 YEAH. OH. 7 00:00:26,253 --> 00:00:27,522 MY MISTAKE. 8 00:00:27,556 --> 00:00:29,560 SORRY, GUYS. THAT'S OKAY. 9 00:00:29,593 --> 00:00:30,729 SEE YOU LATER, DAD. 10 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,536 OKAY, SHAWN... 11 00:00:34,570 --> 00:00:37,143 OUT WITH IT. UMM... 12 00:00:41,351 --> 00:00:43,320 WE'RE STARTING A SECRET CLUB. 13 00:00:43,355 --> 00:00:44,623 THE "BURN DOWN THE HOUSE" CLUB? 14 00:00:44,657 --> 00:00:47,495 THE GUS AND SHAWN CLUB. 15 00:00:47,528 --> 00:00:49,700 IT'S ACTUALLY THE SHAWN AND GUS CLUB. 16 00:00:49,733 --> 00:00:53,375 YOU KNOW, A CLUB NEEDS REGULATIONS, BYLAWS. 17 00:00:53,407 --> 00:00:54,509 YOU GUYS GOT ANY RULES? 18 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:56,913 YES: NO GIRLS. 19 00:00:56,946 --> 00:00:58,651 AND EVERYBODY HAS TO BE UNDER 12. 20 00:00:58,685 --> 00:01:00,121 NO OLD GUYS. 21 00:01:00,121 --> 00:01:02,658 AND THEY HAVE TO HAVE A LOVE OF CORRECT GRAMMAR. 22 00:01:02,693 --> 00:01:05,199 (Shawn) THAT'S NOT A RULE! 23 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:06,901 YOU SAID WE COULD HAVE ONE SPECIAL RULE--THAT'S MINE. 24 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:09,607 AND THAT'S THE BEST RULE YOU COULD THINK OF? 25 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,676 I THINK YOU MEAN THAT'S THE BEST RULE 26 00:01:11,711 --> 00:01:13,215 OF WHICH YOU COULD THINK. 27 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:15,184 I'M NOT BEING IN A CLUB WITH THIS. 28 00:01:15,219 --> 00:01:18,691 FINE, I DON'T NEED YOU AND YOUR MISPLACED PREPOSITIONS. 29 00:01:22,699 --> 00:01:24,337 WANNA BE IN A CLUB? 30 00:01:27,243 --> 00:01:29,446 (Shawn) AH, DUDE, I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD 31 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,417 IS OFF MY SHOULDERS. 32 00:01:31,450 --> 00:01:32,353 ONE PHONE CALL, 33 00:01:32,386 --> 00:01:34,390 AND MY MOUNTAIN MAN TRIP WITH MY DAD IS OFF. 34 00:01:34,422 --> 00:01:35,591 WHY'D HE BACK OUT? 35 00:01:35,624 --> 00:01:37,495 HE WAS SICK. 36 00:01:37,528 --> 00:01:38,930 HE SOUNDED HORRIBLE. 37 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,769 HE WAS LURCHING, HE WAS COUGHING. 38 00:01:40,802 --> 00:01:41,771 HE EVEN SOUNDED PALE. 39 00:01:41,804 --> 00:01:43,607 HOW DO YOU SOUND PALE? 40 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,345 I DON'T KNOW. 41 00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:47,349 MAYBE HE DIDN'T SOUND PALE, BUT HE DEFINITELY SOUNDED FEVERISH. 42 00:01:47,383 --> 00:01:48,650 [Bad, Bad Leroy Brown playing on car stereo] 43 00:01:48,684 --> 00:01:51,291 * BADDER THAN OLD KING KONG 44 00:01:51,324 --> 00:01:54,529 * MEANER THAN A JUNKYARD DOG 45 00:01:54,562 --> 00:01:57,269 * AND HE'S BAD BAD LEROY BROWN * 46 00:01:57,303 --> 00:02:01,310 [laughing] 47 00:02:01,344 --> 00:02:03,780 * BADDER THAN OLD KING KONG 48 00:02:03,815 --> 00:02:05,285 * MEANER THAN A JUNKYARD DOG * 49 00:02:05,319 --> 00:02:08,390 MAYBE HE'S DRIVING HIMSELF TO THE HOSPITAL. 50 00:02:08,424 --> 00:02:09,459 THANK YOU. 51 00:02:09,493 --> 00:02:10,461 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. 52 00:02:10,495 --> 00:02:11,664 WHAT? WE GOTTA GO. 53 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:12,865 WHAT? THERE'S NO TIME TO DISCUSS. 54 00:02:12,898 --> 00:02:15,003 OH, GUS, UH...PAY. 55 00:02:15,036 --> 00:02:17,343 SHAWN-- 56 00:02:20,013 --> 00:02:22,853 (Gus) I STILL DON'T SEE WHY YOU'RE SO UPTIGHT. 57 00:02:22,886 --> 00:02:26,361 30 SECONDS AGO YOU WERE THRILLED YOUR DAD BAILED ON YOU. 58 00:02:26,394 --> 00:02:27,762 THAT'S WHEN I THOUGHT HE WAS DYING. 59 00:02:28,997 --> 00:02:33,341 DUDE, DO YOU REALIZE WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW? 60 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:35,912 THAT'S THE MONARCH LODGE. 61 00:02:41,891 --> 00:02:44,897 YOUR DAD'S A MEMBER? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 62 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,534 WE'RE GOING IN. 63 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,068 SHAWN. 64 00:02:48,103 --> 00:02:51,042 YOU CAN'T JUST WALK INTO THE MONARCH LODGE. 65 00:02:51,074 --> 00:02:52,946 THEY'RE A CLANDESTINE SOCIETY. 66 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:58,425 THEY HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE. 67 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,361 FOLD IT, FOLD IT, SKIM IT. 68 00:03:00,361 --> 00:03:02,499 CROUCHING TIGER, ZOOKEEPER'S BOY, 69 00:03:02,532 --> 00:03:05,102 HAIRDRESSER ON FIRE, GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA. 70 00:03:05,137 --> 00:03:07,443 SLAP IT ON A BISCUIT. 71 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,717 OH, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO DO THAT. 72 00:03:11,751 --> 00:03:14,857 DOCTOR GUSTER JUST INSEMINATED AN APPALOOSA. 73 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:15,924 ALL THE WAY UP TO THE ELBOW. 74 00:03:15,959 --> 00:03:17,963 NO TIME TO WASH UP. 75 00:03:17,996 --> 00:03:19,065 THANK YOU. 76 00:03:19,097 --> 00:03:20,935 (Shawn) YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 77 00:03:22,872 --> 00:03:25,979 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE INSIDE OF THIS PLACE. 78 00:03:26,012 --> 00:03:27,983 OSCAR LANDON CLARK. 79 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:29,953 HE STARTED THE SANTA BARBARA MIRROR. 80 00:03:29,987 --> 00:03:31,155 DUDE... 81 00:03:31,188 --> 00:03:32,993 MOBY'S A MONARCH. 82 00:03:33,026 --> 00:03:34,530 (Gus) THAT'S NOT MOBY, SHAWN. 83 00:03:34,563 --> 00:03:35,798 MARTIN A. TURNER. 84 00:03:35,831 --> 00:03:38,168 THE CITY'S FIRST POSTMASTER. 85 00:03:38,203 --> 00:03:39,672 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 86 00:03:39,707 --> 00:03:40,975 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S CHUCK 87 00:03:41,009 --> 00:03:43,013 FROM THE WONDER YEARS. 88 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:48,023 DUDE. 89 00:03:48,056 --> 00:03:50,595 OH, MY GOD. 90 00:03:50,629 --> 00:03:52,499 THAT IS REALLY DISTURBING. 91 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,501 (Henry) AH, JEEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 92 00:03:53,535 --> 00:03:54,702 COME ON, TED, 93 00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:57,576 DRAGGING ME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE FOR THIS! 94 00:03:57,609 --> 00:04:00,481 DAD, YOU OWE ME AN EXPLANATION... 95 00:04:23,225 --> 00:04:25,229 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU INTO? 96 00:04:28,203 --> 00:04:30,274 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 97 00:04:30,307 --> 00:04:32,144 * 98 00:04:32,176 --> 00:04:33,880 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 99 00:04:33,914 --> 00:04:35,150 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 100 00:04:35,183 --> 00:04:37,121 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 101 00:04:37,154 --> 00:04:38,857 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 102 00:04:38,890 --> 00:04:40,193 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 103 00:04:40,227 --> 00:04:42,131 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 104 00:04:42,164 --> 00:04:44,101 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 105 00:04:44,135 --> 00:04:46,239 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 106 00:04:46,272 --> 00:04:49,278 * I KNOW YOU KNOW * 107 00:04:55,725 --> 00:04:57,060 YOU NEED TO CALL THE POLICE. 108 00:04:57,094 --> 00:04:58,129 WE DID. 109 00:04:58,163 --> 00:04:59,331 A POLICEMAN AND A BROTHER. 110 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:02,371 TED, I'M RETIRED... FROM BOTH. 111 00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:03,774 S.B.P.D. 112 00:05:03,808 --> 00:05:06,747 HERE, I'LL DIAL FOR YOU. LET'S GO. 113 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,717 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 114 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:10,187 PRACTICALLY EVERY DOCTOR IN THE CITY IS A MEMBER HERE. 115 00:05:10,219 --> 00:05:11,389 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? 116 00:05:11,423 --> 00:05:13,393 YES, IT MEANS MY DAD, MR. INTEGRITY, 117 00:05:13,427 --> 00:05:16,701 IS NOTHING MORE THAN A LYING LIAR FROM LIARSBURG. 118 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:18,003 THAT'S DR. DOWNS. 119 00:05:18,035 --> 00:05:20,039 HE HAS A HUGE PRACTICE ON THE MESA, 120 00:05:20,072 --> 00:05:21,309 AND HE JUST DUMPED HIS REP. 121 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:22,713 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN THERE FOR YEARS. 122 00:05:22,746 --> 00:05:23,881 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 123 00:05:23,914 --> 00:05:27,788 DON'T STEP ON THE CORPSE HEAD. 124 00:05:30,427 --> 00:05:32,031 WHOA. HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? 125 00:05:32,063 --> 00:05:34,902 I THINK I SHOULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING...SICK FAKER! 126 00:05:34,937 --> 00:05:36,205 LET ME FEEL YOUR FOREHEAD. 127 00:05:36,239 --> 00:05:37,776 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FOLLOWING ME AROUND? 128 00:05:37,809 --> 00:05:39,144 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, SHAWN. 129 00:05:39,178 --> 00:05:41,249 TAKE A LOOK, THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THE ROOM. 130 00:05:41,282 --> 00:05:44,456 YES-- MR. ARTHUR HOLMSTROM. 131 00:05:44,488 --> 00:05:45,825 HE WAS MURDERED. 132 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:50,468 THREE CREAMS, FOUR SUGARS. 133 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,304 THANK YOU. OH, AND HERE'S THIS. 134 00:05:52,337 --> 00:05:54,107 WHAT'S THIS? YOURS DIDN'T COST ANYTHING. 135 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:55,478 DROPPED MY NAME, HUH? 136 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:57,749 NO, COFFEE CLUB. 137 00:05:57,783 --> 00:05:59,251 BUY 15 COFFEES, YOU GET ONE FREE. 138 00:05:59,285 --> 00:06:00,721 YOU SHOULD GET ONE. 139 00:06:00,721 --> 00:06:01,891 GEE, I DON'T KNOW. 140 00:06:01,923 --> 00:06:04,027 I MEAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT EXTRA CASH? 141 00:06:04,061 --> 00:06:05,799 LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE LESSON, O'HARA-- 142 00:06:05,831 --> 00:06:07,234 [male dispatcher on radio] WE HAVE 1144. 143 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,305 DECEASED MALE, 1385 GRANADA PLACE. 144 00:06:09,337 --> 00:06:12,813 DETECTIVES LASSITER AND O'HARA EN ROUTE. 145 00:06:12,845 --> 00:06:15,349 (Juliet) YOU KNOW THAT'S LITTERING. 146 00:06:15,383 --> 00:06:17,354 BACK UP, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MURDERED"? 147 00:06:17,387 --> 00:06:19,190 MAYBE POISONED. I'M NOT SURE YET. 148 00:06:19,224 --> 00:06:20,026 SHAWN, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE 149 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,395 FOR ONE OF YOUR RECKLESS ASSUMPTIONS. 150 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:23,066 DAD, TAKE A LOOK AROUND. 151 00:06:23,098 --> 00:06:25,571 THESE GUYS HARDLY SEEM BROKEN UP BY THIS. 152 00:06:25,603 --> 00:06:26,372 I'VE KNOWN ARTHUR HOLMSTROM 153 00:06:26,405 --> 00:06:27,575 SINCE THE DAY HE JOINED THIS LODGE. 154 00:06:27,607 --> 00:06:29,244 HE WAS NOT THE MOST LIKABLE GUY. 155 00:06:29,278 --> 00:06:30,581 FINE. WHATEVER. 156 00:06:30,613 --> 00:06:32,986 I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES TO DEAL WITH. 157 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,456 I WANT THE TRUTH. 158 00:06:34,489 --> 00:06:36,927 WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO MY CAT, CHAIRMAN MEOW? 159 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,564 YOU WANT ANSWERS? I WANT THE TRUTH. 160 00:06:38,596 --> 00:06:40,132 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 161 00:06:42,405 --> 00:06:44,910 YOU DRIVE ME A LITTLE CRAZY, SHAWN. 162 00:06:44,943 --> 00:06:47,146 THE IDEA OF SPENDING AN ENTIRE WEEKEND WITH YOU-- 163 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:48,383 I DRIVE YOU CRAZY? 164 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:50,488 YEAH. AND YOUR CAT? 165 00:06:50,521 --> 00:06:53,192 GOT A LITTLE TOO FAMILIAR WITH THE ARMREST OF MY SOFA. 166 00:06:53,225 --> 00:06:54,127 THERE. 167 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,399 HENRY, I AM REALLY SORRY FOR PULLING YOU IN 168 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:57,936 ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 169 00:06:57,969 --> 00:06:59,539 IT'S JUST WE WERE ALL REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT THIS. 170 00:06:59,571 --> 00:07:00,340 I MEAN, WHAT IF WE DID SOMETHING WRONG? 171 00:07:00,373 --> 00:07:03,046 HE HAD THAT HOOD ON FOR 20 MINUTES. 172 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:05,117 WHAT IF HE SUFFOCATED? TED, CALM DOWN. 173 00:07:05,149 --> 00:07:06,486 IT'S A CLOTH HOOD. 174 00:07:06,519 --> 00:07:08,423 YOU'VE PERFORMED THIS CEREMONY, WHAT, A DOZEN TIMES? 175 00:07:08,456 --> 00:07:09,558 I KNOW, I KNOW. 176 00:07:09,592 --> 00:07:12,331 IT'S JUST THAT WE WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S HANDLED RIGHT. 177 00:07:12,364 --> 00:07:13,667 YOU TALKED TO THE POLICE, RIGHT? YES, YES. 178 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:14,669 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 179 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,472 SAY, IS THIS YOUR SON? 180 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:19,077 YOU KNOW HOW WE LOVE A LEGACY AROUND HERE. 181 00:07:19,111 --> 00:07:20,548 NO, NO, NO. 182 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:24,287 NO, YES, HE IS MY SON, TECHNICALLY, BUT I-- 183 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,059 TED, I'M GETTING-- 184 00:07:27,661 --> 00:07:30,232 NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T. NOT HERE, SHAWN. 185 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:31,937 THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR SHENANIGANS. 186 00:07:31,971 --> 00:07:33,205 IT WAS A SINGLE SHENANIGAN. 187 00:07:33,238 --> 00:07:35,177 TECHNICALLY MORE OF A HIJINK. 188 00:07:35,209 --> 00:07:36,278 [whispering] PET KILLER! 189 00:07:36,311 --> 00:07:38,382 I'M NOT A PET KILLER, SHAWN. 190 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,020 CHAIRMAN MEOW IS LIVING VERY HAPPILY 191 00:07:40,053 --> 00:07:41,722 IN A RETIREMENT HOME IN OJAI. 192 00:07:41,755 --> 00:07:43,594 AND I DON'T WANT TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, 193 00:07:43,627 --> 00:07:46,665 BUT CHAIRMAN MEOW IS CHAIRWOMA MEOW. 194 00:07:58,188 --> 00:07:59,458 SPENCER. 195 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:03,033 NO. 196 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,103 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 197 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,341 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 198 00:08:07,374 --> 00:08:09,410 LASSIE, AS IT HAPPENS, 199 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,016 MY FATHER IS A MEMBER HERE. 200 00:08:13,787 --> 00:08:15,223 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 201 00:08:15,256 --> 00:08:17,227 BENEVOLENT LODGE RULE AB4567 202 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:19,065 BARS ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT MEMBER FROM BEING A MEMBER. 203 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:21,635 YEAH, AND THAT RULE IS BOGUS. 204 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:24,140 WE MADE THAT UP TO KEEP OUT UNDESIRABLES. 205 00:08:24,175 --> 00:08:25,409 "UNDESIRABLES"? 206 00:08:25,442 --> 00:08:27,314 PEOPLE WHO AREN'T LODGE MATERIAL. 207 00:08:27,346 --> 00:08:29,785 OR ANYONE WHO'S BEEN MARRIED TO MY DAUGHTER. 208 00:08:29,819 --> 00:08:31,590 AND YOU ARE? 209 00:08:31,623 --> 00:08:35,163 THIS IS IRVING PARKER. 210 00:08:35,197 --> 00:08:36,398 HE'S MY FATHER-IN-LAW. 211 00:08:36,431 --> 00:08:38,236 EXCUSE ME. 212 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,840 SOON TO BE FORMER FATHER-IN-LAW. 213 00:08:40,873 --> 00:08:42,043 NOT SO FAST. 214 00:08:42,077 --> 00:08:44,414 VICTORIA AND I HAVE HAD SEVERAL CIVIL CONVERSATIONS LATELY. 215 00:08:44,447 --> 00:08:46,219 GIVE IT UP, CARLTON! 216 00:08:46,252 --> 00:08:47,755 IT WAS A LOST CAUSE TWO YEARS AGO, 217 00:08:47,787 --> 00:08:48,757 AND IT'S A LOST CAUSE NOW. 218 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,526 GET OVER IT. SHE HAS. 219 00:08:50,561 --> 00:08:51,696 MOVE ON! 220 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:54,367 I THINK WE'LL ALL BE BETTER OFF FOR IT. 221 00:08:57,241 --> 00:08:58,809 (Juliet) CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 222 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:04,120 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE ON THIS CASE? 223 00:09:04,155 --> 00:09:05,791 YOU HAVE A PERSONAL INVOLVEMENT HERE. 224 00:09:05,823 --> 00:09:07,461 THAT'S RIGHT, O'HARA, THIS IS PERSONAL. 225 00:09:07,494 --> 00:09:08,664 AND IF IT DOES TURN OUT TO BE SOMETHING, 226 00:09:08,696 --> 00:09:10,400 THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I NEED TO BE ON IT. 227 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,203 BUT THESE PEOPLE HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST YOU. 228 00:09:12,236 --> 00:09:13,773 WELL, THEY WON'T ANYMORE AFTER I SOLVE IT. 229 00:09:13,806 --> 00:09:15,177 CARLTON... 230 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:16,244 LOOK, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, O'HARA. 231 00:09:16,278 --> 00:09:17,080 I NEED TO BE THE HERO. 232 00:09:17,113 --> 00:09:17,915 I NEED TO SOLVE THIS CASE QUICKLY, 233 00:09:17,947 --> 00:09:19,418 AND LOOK BRILLIANT IN THE PROCESS, 234 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:21,822 AND YOU NEED TO HELP ME DO THAT. 235 00:09:21,856 --> 00:09:22,824 PLEASE. 236 00:09:22,858 --> 00:09:25,197 IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TALKING WITH YOU, DR. DOWNS. 237 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:27,466 WELL, YOU MAKE QUITE AN IMPRESSION, MR. GUSTER. 238 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:29,905 AND UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. 239 00:09:29,939 --> 00:09:31,309 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 240 00:09:31,341 --> 00:09:32,945 AND ONCE AGAIN, I WANT TO EXPRESS 241 00:09:32,977 --> 00:09:34,315 MY SINCERE CONDOLENCES. 242 00:09:34,348 --> 00:09:35,950 PERHAPS YOU COULD GIVE MY OFFICE A CALL, 243 00:09:35,983 --> 00:09:38,189 AND WE COULD SET ASIDE SOME TIME. 244 00:09:38,223 --> 00:09:40,193 HOW ABOUT MONDAY? 245 00:09:40,227 --> 00:09:41,629 TERRIFIC. [laughs] 246 00:09:41,663 --> 00:09:42,932 GREAT. 247 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,221 WE'RE DONE HERE. GUS. 248 00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:55,724 THANKS. 249 00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:57,762 (Shawn) AND ANOTHER THING, DAD. 250 00:09:57,795 --> 00:09:59,430 JUST WHEN, EXACTLY, WERE YOU A MEMBER HERE? 251 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,201 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, SHAWN. 252 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,005 I'M NOT A PART OF THIS PLACE ANYMORE. 253 00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:04,374 AND WHETHER OR NOT THIS WAS MURDER, 254 00:10:04,408 --> 00:10:06,846 YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO STEER CLEAR. 255 00:10:06,879 --> 00:10:08,649 THESE GUYS ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH. 256 00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:13,826 I CANNOT POSSIBLY BE MORE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 257 00:10:18,403 --> 00:10:21,275 [Gus chuckles] TUESDAY AT 11:00 IS PERFECT. 258 00:10:21,309 --> 00:10:23,313 I'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON. 259 00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:25,015 OKAY. 260 00:10:25,049 --> 00:10:27,386 DUDE, WHO SAYS THAT? 261 00:10:27,421 --> 00:10:29,390 CLOSERS. CLOSERS SAY THAT. 262 00:10:29,425 --> 00:10:31,996 WELL, IF BY CLOSERS YOU MEAN MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN, 263 00:10:32,029 --> 00:10:33,699 THEN, YES, I DO BELIEVE I'VE HEARD THE PHRASE. 264 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:34,701 ARE YOU FORGETTING 265 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:35,703 THAT WE MANY HAVE STUMBLED 266 00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:36,873 UPON A MURDER TODAY? 267 00:10:36,906 --> 00:10:40,747 A MURDER THAT YOU'RE TAKING ENTIRELY TOO UNSERIOUSLY? 268 00:10:40,781 --> 00:10:43,553 THE MAN'S NAME WAS ARTHUR HOLMSTROM, 269 00:10:43,585 --> 00:10:47,060 AND HE DIED DURING THE SACRED STAR CEREMONY. 270 00:10:47,092 --> 00:10:49,331 GET OVER HERE, LOOK AT THIS. 271 00:10:49,365 --> 00:10:51,735 [man on computer] BRINGER OF LIGHT... 272 00:10:51,769 --> 00:10:53,373 BY THE POWER OF... 273 00:10:53,406 --> 00:10:54,441 IT'S WEIRD. 274 00:10:54,475 --> 00:10:55,777 WEIRD? 275 00:10:55,811 --> 00:10:57,481 (Gus) THOSE GUYS LOOK DOWNRIGHT EVIL. 276 00:10:57,514 --> 00:10:58,716 WHITE MEN IN HOODS? 277 00:10:58,749 --> 00:11:00,118 (Shawn) DUDE, THEY'RE VIOLET. 278 00:11:00,151 --> 00:11:01,321 (Gus) THAT'S HOW IT STARTS, SHAWN. 279 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:07,566 DO YOU SEE THAT? 280 00:11:08,970 --> 00:11:11,541 HOLY CRAP, SHAWN. YOUR DAD WAS RIGHT. 281 00:11:11,575 --> 00:11:14,347 IT'S ONE OF THOSE SCARY LODGE GUYS. 282 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:20,793 THEY'RE HERE FOR US. 283 00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:22,397 THEY KNOW YOU THINK THEY KILLED THAT GUY. 284 00:11:33,118 --> 00:11:35,089 LASSIE. 285 00:11:35,121 --> 00:11:36,492 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 286 00:11:36,525 --> 00:11:38,496 I THINK YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE. 287 00:11:38,529 --> 00:11:40,131 WELL, HOPEFULLY YOU'RE HERE TO HELP. 288 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,735 GUS AND I WERE ABOUT TO DO SOME SCRAPBOOKING. 289 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,640 WE'LL NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN WORK THE SCALLOPED SCISSORS. 290 00:11:44,675 --> 00:11:46,445 SPENCER, I GET WHY YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE AN ASS 291 00:11:46,479 --> 00:11:47,547 AT MY STATION, 292 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:48,984 BUT DO YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE THIS IN YOUR OWN OFFICE? 293 00:11:49,017 --> 00:11:50,620 IT ENHANCES MY PERCEPTION. 294 00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:51,689 HOW ELSE WOULD I KNOW THAT YOU CAME HERE 295 00:11:51,722 --> 00:11:55,463 BECAUSE YOU THINK ARTHUR HOLMSTROM WAS MURDERED? 296 00:11:57,567 --> 00:12:00,640 NO ONE'S TALKING DOWN AT THE LODGE. 297 00:12:00,672 --> 00:12:01,441 I WAS JUST DRIVING BY THE OFFICE 298 00:12:01,441 --> 00:12:03,679 AND SAW THE LIGHTS ON. 299 00:12:03,712 --> 00:12:05,149 YOU WANT TO HIRE US. 300 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:08,589 OH, COME ON, LASSIE, IT'S NOT THAT TOUGH. 301 00:12:08,622 --> 00:12:09,724 LET IT GO. 302 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:10,861 LASS, COME ON. 303 00:12:10,893 --> 00:12:12,531 LOOK AROUND-- YOU'RE IN A SAFE PLACE. 304 00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:14,034 SURROUNDED BY MEN 305 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,068 WHO LOVE YOU. 306 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,539 MM-HMM. GUS. 307 00:12:16,571 --> 00:12:18,675 LASSITER, I LOVE YOU. 308 00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,655 LOOK... 309 00:12:24,687 --> 00:12:26,123 YOU HAVE A CONNECTION IN THERE. 310 00:12:26,158 --> 00:12:27,293 SO I NEED YOU TO FEEL AROUND 311 00:12:27,325 --> 00:12:28,829 AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND OUT. 312 00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:30,567 THE DEPARTMENT'S HIRING US? 313 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,604 UH, NOT THE DEPARTMENT, ME. 314 00:12:32,636 --> 00:12:33,639 AND I CAN'T PAY YOU. 315 00:12:33,673 --> 00:12:36,310 WELL, THAT SOUNDS WORTHWHILE. 316 00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:40,052 I GUESS THIS WOULD TECHNICALLY BE CALLED A... 317 00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:42,792 FAVOR. 318 00:12:42,824 --> 00:12:44,127 MAYBE I COULD PAY YOUR EXPENSES. 319 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,298 DONE! 15 GRAND A DAY. 320 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,967 WHEN WE'RE FINISHED, 321 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,838 WE ALL GO FOR A PICNIC. 322 00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:52,310 THIS IS A DISCREET INVESTIGATION. 323 00:12:52,342 --> 00:12:55,281 I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 324 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,785 SEE THIS? 325 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:59,057 IT'S THE LODGE RADAR. 326 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:00,358 AND LOOK AT THIS. 327 00:13:00,391 --> 00:13:04,668 IT'S ME... FLYING UNDERNEATH IT. 328 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,736 CAW! 329 00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:07,975 [squawking] 330 00:13:08,007 --> 00:13:09,110 NOW LOOK DOWN HERE. 331 00:13:09,144 --> 00:13:11,816 IT'S GUS. HE CAN'T FLY. 332 00:13:11,849 --> 00:13:13,052 IT IS IMPERATIVE 333 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,687 THAT YOU KEEP A LOW PROFILE. 334 00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:18,964 (Dr. Nigam) PLACE THE ROBE ON OUR NEW BROTHER. 335 00:13:34,359 --> 00:13:37,432 GOOD JOB, WELCOME. 336 00:13:37,465 --> 00:13:38,837 VERY GOOD. 337 00:13:38,869 --> 00:13:40,873 THAT'S IT, HUH? I'M OFFICIAL? 338 00:13:40,908 --> 00:13:42,711 NO BRIMSTONE? 339 00:13:42,744 --> 00:13:43,713 I DON'T HAVE TO CRAB WALK 340 00:13:43,746 --> 00:13:46,184 OR GET TICKLED WITH A FEATHER? 341 00:13:46,218 --> 00:13:47,954 COME ON, SOMEBODY, TICKLE ME WITH A FEATHER--YOU. 342 00:13:47,987 --> 00:13:50,827 GENTLEMEN, TO THE BAR. YES. OH, YES. 343 00:13:50,861 --> 00:13:52,230 SAVE ME A SHOT. 344 00:13:58,944 --> 00:14:00,011 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ODD 345 00:14:00,045 --> 00:14:00,813 THAT IT'S JUST BUSINESS AS USUAL 346 00:14:00,848 --> 00:14:02,918 WHEN SOMEONE DIED HERE THE OTHER DAY? 347 00:14:02,951 --> 00:14:04,387 DEFINITELY. 348 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,893 IT APPEARS AS THOUGH HE'S BEEN ALL BUT FORGOTTEN. LOOK. 349 00:14:06,925 --> 00:14:09,097 HOLMSTROM'S ALREADY BEEN MOVED. 350 00:14:09,129 --> 00:14:10,934 THOSE PAINTINGS ARE IN ORDER OF RANK. 351 00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,836 ONCE THE HIGHMOST PATRIARCH MOVES ON, 352 00:14:12,871 --> 00:14:15,009 HE'S REPLACED BY THE NEXT GUY IN LINE. 353 00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:17,145 THAT'S IRVING PARKER. RIGHT. 354 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:18,950 HOLMSTROM WAS FIFTH IN LINE. 355 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,223 SOMEHOW HE LEAPFROGGED THREE OTHER GUYS, 356 00:14:22,256 --> 00:14:24,995 INCLUDING PARKER AND TWO OF YOUR DOCTOR BUDDIES. 357 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:36,819 25 "G"s FOR "KOMPUTERS FOR KIDS"? 358 00:14:36,852 --> 00:14:37,987 30 "G"s FOR "TOYS FOR KIDS." 359 00:14:38,022 --> 00:14:40,392 15 GRAND FOR "CLOTHING FOR KIDS"? 360 00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:42,296 THESE GUYS ARE ULTRA-PHILANTHROPISTS. 361 00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:43,866 THEY'RE THE MOST CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION 362 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:44,969 IN THE CITY. 363 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:47,139 WHY WOULD THEY COMMIT MURDER? 364 00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:49,946 WELL, MAYBE IT WAS FOR THE KIDS. 365 00:14:56,023 --> 00:14:57,125 OH... 366 00:14:57,159 --> 00:14:59,564 "THE SHROUD OF CHARLEMAGNE." 367 00:14:59,596 --> 00:15:01,133 DUDE, HOLMSTROM WAS WEARING THIS HOOD 368 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:01,801 THE DAY HE DIED. 369 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,840 CHECK IT OUT, IT'S 100 YEARS OLD. 370 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,311 LIKE A LOT OF THE GUYS AROUND THIS PLACE. 371 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,481 [chuckles] 372 00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:10,052 SORRY. 373 00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:12,422 WHAT? NOTHING. 374 00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:18,435 THANK YOU. 375 00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:19,905 OH, SHAWN. 376 00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:21,307 YOU KNOW MY NEWEST CLIENTS, 377 00:15:21,341 --> 00:15:22,376 DR. MASOOD NIGAM, 378 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:25,082 AND DR. ROGER DOWNS. HI. 379 00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:26,218 YES, YES, I DO. 380 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,588 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR CLIENTSHIP. 381 00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:29,959 OH, JUST-- 382 00:15:29,991 --> 00:15:31,193 YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS WITH GUS. 383 00:15:31,228 --> 00:15:33,131 NIMBLE, AGILE HANDS. 384 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,936 SURGEON'S HANDS, REALLY. 385 00:15:34,969 --> 00:15:36,438 HE ONCE REMOVED A BOIL FROM HIS OWN THIGH 386 00:15:36,471 --> 00:15:38,944 USING A PAPER CLIP AND A WARM CAN OF SPRITE. 387 00:15:42,682 --> 00:15:45,121 (Shawn) DUDE, WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO MAKE ALL THESE SALES? 388 00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:46,323 WE WERE IN THERE FOR AN HOUR. 389 00:15:46,357 --> 00:15:48,194 AN HOUR IS ALL YOU NEED, SHAWN, 390 00:15:48,227 --> 00:15:49,966 WHEN YOU'VE GOT SALES REPTITUDE. 391 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,133 [cell phone rings] 392 00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:52,403 DR. MCCORMERLY, 393 00:15:52,436 --> 00:15:55,141 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 394 00:15:55,176 --> 00:15:58,314 YOU'RE CALLING ME A DAY AFTER OUR FIRST DATE? 395 00:15:58,347 --> 00:15:59,649 YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF PRACTICE. 396 00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,153 SO WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT? 397 00:16:01,188 --> 00:16:01,921 (Shawn) WELL, IT APPEARS OUR VICTIM 398 00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:04,359 MADE TOP DOG WITH VERY LITTLE EFFORT. 399 00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:06,663 ONE DAY HE WAS FIFTH IN LINE FOR THE JOB, 400 00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:08,702 THE NEXT DAY HE WAS HIGHMOST PATRIARCH. 401 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,973 OH, AND THE NEXT DAY HE WAS DEAD. 402 00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:13,245 DOES ANYONE SUSPECT YOU? NO. 403 00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:15,048 MEMBERS ARE BEYOND SUSPICION. 404 00:16:15,081 --> 00:16:17,286 MEMBERS? 405 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,723 OH, SWEET JUSTICE! 406 00:16:19,757 --> 00:16:21,393 THEY MADE YOU A MEMBER? 407 00:16:21,427 --> 00:16:23,397 NOW, DON'T GET ALL MAD, LASSIE. 408 00:16:23,431 --> 00:16:25,368 THERE WAS A 15-MINUTE WAITING PERIOD. 409 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,273 I FINALLY LEARNED THE LYRICS TO INFORMER 410 00:16:27,305 --> 00:16:28,575 WHILE THEY CONVENED AND AGREED ON ME. 411 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,723 [motorcycle passing] 412 00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,262 (Gus) LET ME GIVE YOU MY CARD, DR. MCCORMERLY, 413 00:16:38,294 --> 00:16:41,367 'CAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS BABY. 414 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,511 ARE YOU STAKING ME OUT? 415 00:16:46,544 --> 00:16:49,217 NO. YES, YOU ARE. 416 00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:51,253 (Lassiter) NO, I'M NOT. 417 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:55,562 (Shawn) I CAN SENSE YOU'RE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. 418 00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:56,731 WHOA, YOU'RE BREAKING UP. 419 00:16:56,763 --> 00:16:58,168 CAN YOU CALL ME BACK, LASSIE? 420 00:16:58,202 --> 00:16:59,403 [cell phone rings] 421 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,572 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 422 00:17:00,606 --> 00:17:02,042 I'VE GOT ANOTHER CALL. 423 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,778 O'HARA, FINALLY. 424 00:17:03,811 --> 00:17:04,813 WHERE ARE YOU? 425 00:17:04,846 --> 00:17:07,320 I'M...AT LUNCH. 426 00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:09,489 OOH, GET ME A TURKEY AND AVOCADO. 427 00:17:09,523 --> 00:17:11,827 LET ME TALK TO HER. HANDS OFF! 428 00:17:11,861 --> 00:17:13,398 IS SOMEONE THERE WITH YOU? 429 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:14,333 (Shawn) HI, JULES. 430 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,436 (Lassiter) SPENCER. 431 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,373 YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH WITH SHAWN? 432 00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:19,209 MAYBE. IS SOMETHING GOING ON? 433 00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:20,211 LOOK, DO YOU HAVE THE TOXICOLOGY REPORTS 434 00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:21,547 ON HOLMSTROM OR NOT? 435 00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,784 (Juliet) YEAH, BUT THEY'RE INCONCLUSIVE. 436 00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:26,357 WELL, ACTUALLY, THEY'RE JUST STRANGE. 437 00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:27,425 STRANGE HOW? OH, COME ON. 438 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,794 [speaker phone on] 439 00:17:28,828 --> 00:17:30,266 WELL, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE NATURAL CAUSES, 440 00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:31,834 AND HIS BLOOD HAD 441 00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,871 TRACE ELEMENTS OF... 442 00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:36,443 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAY. 443 00:17:36,477 --> 00:17:38,182 COME ON, O'HARA. 444 00:17:38,215 --> 00:17:40,319 WELL, IT HAD WHAT LOOKS LIKE 445 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:45,528 THE TOXIN SIMILAR TO THE VENOM OF A BRAZILIAN VINE SNAKE. 446 00:17:45,561 --> 00:17:46,530 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 447 00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:47,766 HE GOT BIT BY A SNAKE? SHH! 448 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,237 AM I ON SPEAKERPHONE? 449 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,739 NO. WELL, THEN, HOW DID HE HEAR-- 450 00:17:50,772 --> 00:17:52,942 JULES, HOW 'BOUT YOU JUST TELL US, HUH? 451 00:17:52,975 --> 00:17:54,747 WELL, HE DIDN'T HAVE A MARK ON HIM. 452 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:55,816 THERE WEREN'T ANY PUNCTURE WOUNDS. 453 00:17:55,849 --> 00:17:57,320 THE ONLY THING HE HAD WAS A LITTLE SKIN IRRITATION 454 00:17:57,353 --> 00:17:58,554 ON HIS FACE. 455 00:17:58,587 --> 00:18:00,591 OBVIOUSLY THESE RESULTS ARE INCONCLUSIVE, 456 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:01,593 SO RUN THE TESTS AGAIN 457 00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:03,532 BECAUSE WE NEED RESULTS THAT AREN'T RIDICULOUS. 458 00:18:03,564 --> 00:18:04,599 I DON'T KNOW, LASSIE, 459 00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,337 I KINDA LIKE THIS SNAKE IDEA. 460 00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:08,542 (Juliet) WHY ARE YOU SHARING INFORMATION WITH SHAWN 461 00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:12,250 ON A CASE WE HAVEN'T HIRED HIM FOR? 462 00:18:12,282 --> 00:18:14,487 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, O'HARA, 463 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,489 [broken speech] YOU--BREAKING--UHH. 464 00:18:15,522 --> 00:18:16,591 I CALL YOU BACK. 465 00:18:16,623 --> 00:18:17,625 [making static noise] 466 00:18:20,331 --> 00:18:21,568 NICE. 467 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:25,841 YOU JOINED THE LODGE?! 468 00:18:25,876 --> 00:18:26,944 WHAT CAN I DO, DAD? I'M A LEGACY. 469 00:18:26,977 --> 00:18:27,979 IT'S IN OUR BLOOD. 470 00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:29,015 DAMN IT, SHAWN, I'M NOT KIDDING. 471 00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:30,618 YOU'VE GOTTA RECONSIDER THIS. 472 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,689 YOU GET A LOT OF POWERFUL PEOPLE INTO ONE ROOM, 473 00:18:32,723 --> 00:18:34,025 AND DANGEROUS THINGS HAPPEN. 474 00:18:34,057 --> 00:18:36,764 WOULD YOU PLEASE LET THE POLICE JUST DO THEIR JOB? 475 00:18:36,798 --> 00:18:38,534 I AM WORKING FOR THE POLICE. 476 00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:39,636 SORT OF. 477 00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:41,006 IT'S A DISCREET INVESTIGATION. 478 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,510 YEAH, DISCREET-- THAT'S ONE OF YOUR TALENTS. 479 00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:43,812 I'M WORKING ON A THEORY. 480 00:18:43,845 --> 00:18:48,322 ARTHUR HOLMSTROM WAS POISONED WITH SNAKE VENOM. 481 00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:49,589 SNAKE VENOM. 482 00:18:49,623 --> 00:18:51,560 (Gus) THE BRAZILIAN VINE SNAKE. 483 00:18:51,593 --> 00:18:53,564 SPECIFIC TO REMOTE RIVER BASINS IN NORTHERN BRAZIL. 484 00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:54,999 ABOUT TWO TO THREE FEET IN LENGTH. 485 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,442 SO SOMEONE SNUCK A THREE-FOOT SNAKE 486 00:18:58,475 --> 00:18:59,743 INTO THE LODGE AND KILLED HIM 487 00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:01,381 DURING THE CEREMONY? 488 00:19:01,414 --> 00:19:02,282 THE PERFECT CRIME. 489 00:19:02,282 --> 00:19:03,385 RIGHT. 490 00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:04,920 EXCEPT THERE WERE NO MARKS LEFT ON THE BODY. 491 00:19:04,953 --> 00:19:07,725 OH, SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR AN INVISIBLE SNAKE. 492 00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:09,564 YOU KNOW, SHAWN, THAT'S IT. 493 00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:12,335 RIGHT--RIGHT THERE. THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. 494 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:13,705 MAYBE YOU'D BE BETTER OFF 495 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:14,807 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN SEE. 496 00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:17,979 THERE IS A PECKING ORDER 497 00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:19,617 RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES. 498 00:19:19,649 --> 00:19:20,651 OH, DAD, YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY DIAGRAM! 499 00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:22,690 [Shawn mutters] 500 00:19:22,722 --> 00:19:24,494 YEP, WHO'S AT THE TOP, HUH? 501 00:19:24,526 --> 00:19:25,862 WHO'S THE NEXT GUY IN LINE? 502 00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:27,700 I KNOW WHERE THE TOP IS, YOU COULD HAVE JUST POINTED. 503 00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:29,637 NOW THERE'S COKE ALL OVER EVERYTHING. 504 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,742 FORGET IT. JUST GROW UP. 505 00:19:32,775 --> 00:19:34,078 (Shawn) ME GROW UP. 506 00:19:34,111 --> 00:19:36,750 A GROWN MAN MAKES A CRAWLY SNAKE. 507 00:19:38,855 --> 00:19:40,024 THIS IS PARKER'S PLACE. 508 00:19:40,057 --> 00:19:42,463 I CAN SEE THE SIGN, SHAWN. 509 00:19:42,496 --> 00:19:45,000 WELL, I BET THEY'RE VERY BUSY INSIDE. 510 00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:46,803 MIGHT I SUGGEST COMING BACK THIS EVENING 511 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:47,906 AND BREAKING IN? 512 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:49,577 GOOD IDEA. 513 00:19:49,609 --> 00:19:50,378 LET ME SEE WHAT I'M DOING 514 00:19:50,412 --> 00:19:51,914 FOR THE NEXT THREE TO FIVE YEARS, 515 00:19:51,948 --> 00:19:53,784 WITH TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR. 516 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,022 WE'RE HERE NOW. I CAN GET US IN. 517 00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:58,495 WHOA... 518 00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:00,798 ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU CAN JUST "GET US IN"? 519 00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:02,402 SHAWN, I'M TOTALLY IN A SALES ZONE THIS WEEK. 520 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:06,478 YOU LEAVE THIS SECRET HANDSHAKE TO ME. 521 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:11,051 I'M NOT SHOWING AN APPOINTMENT, MISTER... 522 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,087 GUSTER. 523 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,691 BURTON GUSTER. 524 00:20:13,725 --> 00:20:16,230 AND THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE WILLIAM ZANE. 525 00:20:16,263 --> 00:20:17,933 I'M AN OLD FRIEND, 526 00:20:17,965 --> 00:20:19,769 AND I'M JUST PAYING MR. PARKER A BIRTHDAY VISIT. 527 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:22,108 IT'S NOT HIS BIRTHDAY. 528 00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,114 I KNOW, IT'S MINE. 529 00:20:25,146 --> 00:20:27,051 WE'RE HERE ON LODGE BUSINESS. 530 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,490 THAT'S A THREE RIGHT THERE. OH. 531 00:20:29,524 --> 00:20:30,492 [Gus hits Shawn] 532 00:20:30,526 --> 00:20:31,628 WHAT? 533 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,130 NOTHING BETTER TO DO ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? 534 00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:37,138 WELL, IT'S MY 29th, NOT ONE OF THE IMPORTANT ONES. 535 00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:39,042 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU GET TO BE MY AGE. 536 00:20:39,075 --> 00:20:40,177 MM. 537 00:20:40,209 --> 00:20:42,081 [giggles] 538 00:20:42,114 --> 00:20:43,283 I'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE. 539 00:20:43,316 --> 00:20:44,285 I'LL JUST LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU'RE HERE. 540 00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:46,056 NO, NO NEED, DORIS. 541 00:20:46,089 --> 00:20:48,193 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. SURPRISE! 542 00:20:48,225 --> 00:20:51,267 [silently] 543 00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:52,536 YOU STILL NEED A SEVEN RIGHT THERE. 544 00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:54,138 OH. 545 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:55,808 BILLY? 546 00:20:58,914 --> 00:21:00,719 (Shawn) IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? 547 00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:02,221 THAT'S YOUR SALES REPTITUDE? 548 00:21:02,253 --> 00:21:03,924 IT COMES IN ALL FLAVORS, SHAWN. 549 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,193 IS SUCK A FLAVOR? 550 00:21:05,227 --> 00:21:07,231 [gasps] DUDE! 551 00:21:07,263 --> 00:21:09,937 THE WORLD'S VERY FIRST CROCK-POT. 552 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,144 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?! 553 00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:15,246 MR. PARKER, 554 00:21:15,281 --> 00:21:17,183 IT'S ME, SHAWN SPENCER. 555 00:21:17,217 --> 00:21:18,687 I'M THE NEWEST MONARCH, REMEMBER? 556 00:21:18,722 --> 00:21:20,659 YEAH, I REMEMBER. 557 00:21:20,691 --> 00:21:22,027 SO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING 558 00:21:22,061 --> 00:21:23,665 WANDERING AROUND MY WAREHOUSE? 559 00:21:23,697 --> 00:21:26,102 THIS IS MY VERY GOOD FRIEND GUS. 560 00:21:26,136 --> 00:21:27,940 HE'S LOOKING TO JOIN THE MONARCH LODGE TOO. 561 00:21:27,972 --> 00:21:29,877 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 562 00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:31,246 YOU KNOW, HAZE HIM A LITTLE BIT. 563 00:21:31,278 --> 00:21:32,315 SOAK HIS HAND IN WARM WATER WHILE HE'S SLEEPING, 564 00:21:32,348 --> 00:21:33,652 THAT SORT OF THING. 565 00:21:33,685 --> 00:21:34,886 DO YOU HAVE ANY SHEEP HERE? 566 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,256 THIS IS NOT A LODGE. 567 00:21:36,289 --> 00:21:38,126 THIS IS MY PLACE OF BUSINESS. 568 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,395 AND THE FACT THAT YOU SLID INTO MEMBERSHIP 569 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:43,002 ON THE COATTAILS OF YOUR TURNCOAT DAD, 570 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,172 THAT DOESN'T GUARANTEE ANY FAVORS FROM ME. 571 00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:46,242 NOW I'M THROUGH TALKING TO YOU NICELY. 572 00:21:46,276 --> 00:21:48,213 I WANT YOU TO TURN AROUND 573 00:21:48,246 --> 00:21:49,415 AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 574 00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:53,825 RIGHT NOW! 575 00:21:53,857 --> 00:21:55,696 I'M SURPRISED HE DIDN'T SAY "GOOD DAY." 576 00:21:55,729 --> 00:21:56,898 WHAT'S THAT? 577 00:21:56,930 --> 00:21:58,366 I SAID GOOD DAY. 578 00:22:05,348 --> 00:22:07,853 DUDE, DID YOU SEE THOSE SHIPPING CRATES? 579 00:22:07,885 --> 00:22:10,089 "CCI," "AIF," "XAP." 580 00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:12,260 THOSE ARE AIRPORT CODES, ALL BRAZILIAN. 581 00:22:12,293 --> 00:22:14,132 BRAZILIAN AIRPORT CODES? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 582 00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:16,369 I LIVED IN AN AIRPORT FOR A MONTH, GUS. 583 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,872 THAT WAS TOM HANKS IN THE TERMINAL. 584 00:22:17,906 --> 00:22:19,710 SAME DIFFERENCE. WE NEED TO TALK TO LASSITER. 585 00:22:19,744 --> 00:22:20,912 NO, Y NEED TO TALK TO LASSITER. 586 00:22:20,945 --> 00:22:22,783 I'LL DROP YOU OFF. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 587 00:22:22,815 --> 00:22:24,317 I HAVE APPOINTMENTS WITH FOUR NEW CLIENTS. 588 00:22:24,353 --> 00:22:26,490 AND PRODUCT DOESN'T SELL ITSELF. 589 00:22:26,522 --> 00:22:28,226 MAN... 590 00:22:33,335 --> 00:22:35,139 [Lassiter whistling] 591 00:22:35,173 --> 00:22:36,141 (Shawn) LASSIE. 592 00:22:36,175 --> 00:22:37,143 ANYTHING? 593 00:22:37,177 --> 00:22:39,416 WELL, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS, AND I'VE GOT BAD NEWS. 594 00:22:39,448 --> 00:22:42,389 THE GOOD NEWS IS WE FOUND A PRETTY SOLID SUSPECT 595 00:22:42,422 --> 00:22:43,391 ON THE HOLMSTROM MURDER. 596 00:22:43,424 --> 00:22:44,426 FINALLY. 597 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:45,428 WELL, WHO IS IT? LET'S GO GET HIM. 598 00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:47,163 THAT'S THE BAD NEWS. 599 00:22:47,197 --> 00:22:49,167 (Parker) THAT IS RIDICULOUS! 600 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,237 WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE, HUH? 601 00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:53,142 I'LL TELL YOU THIS, I BETTER BE HOME FOR DINNER! 602 00:22:53,175 --> 00:22:56,181 HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL, THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY! 603 00:22:56,215 --> 00:22:59,221 HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL! 604 00:23:02,561 --> 00:23:05,534 OH, NO. 605 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:08,005 DO NOT GO DOWN THAT ROAD. 606 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,177 LOOK, I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS EITHER, LASSIE. 607 00:23:10,209 --> 00:23:12,014 NOW THAT I'VE JOINED THE LODGE, 608 00:23:12,047 --> 00:23:14,118 THAT MAKES YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW MY BROTHER. 609 00:23:14,152 --> 00:23:16,957 WHICH MAKES ME YOUR UNCLE...IN-LAW. 610 00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:18,126 IT'S GONNA GET ESPECIALLY AWKWARD 611 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,428 AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. 612 00:23:19,463 --> 00:23:22,368 SPENCER, YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY SUSPECT PARKER. 613 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,539 UNFORTUNATELY, IT SORT OF CHECKS OUT. 614 00:23:24,572 --> 00:23:26,342 IF IT WAS VENOM THAT KILLED HOLMSTROM, 615 00:23:26,376 --> 00:23:27,945 IT CAME FROM A SNAKE THAT ONLY SLITHERS 616 00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:29,917 IN A REGION WHERE PARKER DOES HALF HIS BUSINESS. 617 00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:32,121 HE'S IN ROOM "A." WHO'S GOING TO QUESTION HIM? 618 00:23:32,153 --> 00:23:33,557 I WILL. 619 00:23:33,590 --> 00:23:36,396 CARLTON, DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 620 00:23:36,430 --> 00:23:38,902 YOU'RE RELATED. IT'S AGAINST DEPARTMENT POLICY. 621 00:23:38,935 --> 00:23:41,071 O'HARA, QUIET. I'M GONNA HANDLE IT. 622 00:23:41,106 --> 00:23:42,374 DON'T YOU DARE TELL THE CHIEF. 623 00:23:42,408 --> 00:23:44,613 [telephone ringing] 624 00:23:44,645 --> 00:23:48,053 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 625 00:23:48,085 --> 00:23:51,659 LASSITER'S DESK. 626 00:23:51,692 --> 00:23:54,566 IT'S YOUR WIFE. 627 00:23:54,598 --> 00:23:56,904 I MEAN YOUR EX-WIFE. 628 00:23:59,977 --> 00:24:02,113 HEY! 629 00:24:02,148 --> 00:24:05,254 YEAH, WELL, IT SEEMS THAT IRVING 630 00:24:05,286 --> 00:24:06,590 IS KIND OF A, UM-- 631 00:24:06,623 --> 00:24:09,028 WELL, HE'S A MURDER SUSPECT. 632 00:24:09,061 --> 00:24:09,996 YES. 633 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:12,301 NO, THIS IS NOT BECAUSE I WANT THE BARBECUE. 634 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:14,639 I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE GOLF CLUBS. 635 00:24:14,672 --> 00:24:16,041 SO HOW'D HE GO? 636 00:24:16,075 --> 00:24:18,112 NOT QUIETLY. 637 00:24:18,146 --> 00:24:19,483 YOU EVER MEET HIS WIFE? 638 00:24:19,516 --> 00:24:21,286 NO, AND IF SHE'S ANYTHING LIKE HER DAD, 639 00:24:21,318 --> 00:24:22,353 I DON'T WANT TO. 640 00:24:22,387 --> 00:24:25,059 OKEY-DOKE. 641 00:24:25,094 --> 00:24:28,000 THAT SEEMS FAIR. 642 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:30,605 O'HARA, PLEASE GO DOWN TO THE ROOM. 643 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,140 I'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE. 644 00:24:32,174 --> 00:24:34,546 SPENCER, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME, 645 00:24:34,578 --> 00:24:36,483 AND LISTEN CLOSELY. 646 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,587 I KNOW IRVING PARKER VERY WELL, 647 00:24:38,621 --> 00:24:40,757 AND HE WOULDN'T KILL ANYONE. 648 00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:43,163 SURE, HE MIGHT HOBBLE THEIR SPIRIT 649 00:24:43,195 --> 00:24:44,297 AND CRUSH THEIR SOUL 650 00:24:44,331 --> 00:24:45,601 AND DANCE IN THE FLAMING ASHES 651 00:24:45,635 --> 00:24:46,603 OF THEIR BROKEN MARRIAGE, 652 00:24:46,637 --> 00:24:47,739 WHICH HE HAD A PART IN ENDING. 653 00:24:47,771 --> 00:24:50,144 BUT HE WOULDN'T KILL ANYONE. 654 00:24:50,177 --> 00:24:51,146 LOOK... 655 00:24:51,179 --> 00:24:53,050 HE'S THE ONLY SUSPECT WE HAVE. 656 00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:55,054 HE TRIED TO HATE ME TO DEATH. 657 00:24:55,087 --> 00:24:58,761 I KNOW IT'S CIRCUMSTANTIAL, BUT IN A PRETTY BAD WAY. 658 00:24:58,793 --> 00:25:00,097 I KNOW, AND I'M GOING TO GO TREAT HIM 659 00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:02,501 JUST AS I WOULD ANY OTHER SUSPECT. 660 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,071 BUT I THINK HOLMSTROM'S MURDERER IS STILL OUT THERE. 661 00:25:04,105 --> 00:25:05,608 JUST--JUST WORKSHOP IT. 662 00:25:05,641 --> 00:25:08,245 DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO, BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, 663 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:12,220 IT ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BE HIM. 664 00:25:14,358 --> 00:25:15,694 "WORKSHOP IT"? 665 00:25:18,232 --> 00:25:19,802 [voices inaudible] 666 00:25:35,499 --> 00:25:38,340 [whispering] FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 667 00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:42,214 I DON'T KNOW IF REVERSE ENGINEERING THE CASE 668 00:25:42,248 --> 00:25:43,382 WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 669 00:25:43,415 --> 00:25:45,419 "DID ITS" WON 12-ZIP. 670 00:25:45,453 --> 00:25:46,590 BUT LASSITER SAID HE WAS SURE 671 00:25:46,623 --> 00:25:48,226 THAT PARKER'S NOT OUR GUY. 672 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:51,266 WELL, THE BOARD SEEMS TO DISAGREE VEHEMENTLY. 673 00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:53,671 FINE, THEN LET'S MOVE AWAY FROM HIM, 674 00:25:53,704 --> 00:25:55,473 AND CHECK OUT THE OTHER LODGE MEMBERS. 675 00:25:55,506 --> 00:25:56,710 WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HOLMSTROM? 676 00:25:56,743 --> 00:25:59,783 HOLMSTROM. WE KNOW HE'S DEAD. 677 00:25:59,816 --> 00:26:01,820 THAT'S A GOOD START. I'M SERIOUS, SHAWN. 678 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,122 I WAS IN THAT LODGE MAKING CONTACTS. 679 00:26:03,122 --> 00:26:06,395 I KNOW. YOU HAVE SALES REPTITUDE. 680 00:26:06,428 --> 00:26:08,933 NOW CAN WE PLEASE RETIRE THAT EXPRESSION? 681 00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,804 THROW IT A PARTY, PUT IT ON MEDICARE, 682 00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:12,307 IT'S JUST NOT WORKING ANYMORE. 683 00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:13,576 NO, SHAWN, WHAT I'M SAYING IS 684 00:26:13,611 --> 00:26:16,449 THOSE OTHER LODGE MEMBERS WERE HARDLY OVERWHELMED WITH GRIEF. 685 00:26:16,482 --> 00:26:18,419 EVEN AS HOLMSTROM LAY ON THE FLOOR, 686 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,289 I WAS SHAMELESSLY MOVING MY PRODUCT, 687 00:26:20,324 --> 00:26:21,859 AND NO ONE SEEMED TO THINK ANYTHING OF IT. 688 00:26:21,893 --> 00:26:24,465 I'D SAY HOLMSTROM HAD SOME ENEMIES. 689 00:26:24,497 --> 00:26:25,867 WELL, WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHO THEY ARE. 690 00:26:25,901 --> 00:26:27,739 AND HOW DO WE DO THAT? 691 00:26:27,772 --> 00:26:30,277 OOH, THERE'S SOMETHING MUCH MORE IMPORTANT 692 00:26:30,309 --> 00:26:31,680 WE HAVE TO DO FIRST. 693 00:26:37,022 --> 00:26:39,963 TOBIAS, I'VE HEARD THE CANVAS ADDS TEN POUNDS. 694 00:26:39,995 --> 00:26:41,466 IS THAT ACCURATE? 695 00:26:41,498 --> 00:26:42,802 MAYBE YOU COULD PAINT SOME ANGRY TIGERS 696 00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:46,609 OR A PUMA LAYING PROSTRATE AT MY FEET. 697 00:26:46,642 --> 00:26:48,747 THIS IS A PORTRAIT OF YOUR HEAD. 698 00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:50,317 I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE TO FIND SOMETHING ABOUT HOLMSTROM 699 00:26:50,350 --> 00:26:51,787 WE ARE. THIS IS FOR POSTERITY. 700 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:53,323 DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE NEXT. 701 00:26:53,356 --> 00:26:55,327 HE DOESN'T GET ONE. HE'S NOT A MEMBER YET. 702 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,331 MAYBE WE COULD PAINT HIM IN THE BACKGROUND OF MINE. 703 00:26:57,364 --> 00:26:58,934 PUT HIS HEAD IN THE PUMA'S MOUTH. 704 00:26:58,966 --> 00:27:00,102 YOU'RE GOING TO IGNORE THAT. 705 00:27:00,135 --> 00:27:03,242 HEY, UH, WHY DID THEY TAKE ARTHUR HOLMSTROM'S PAINTING DOWN 706 00:27:03,242 --> 00:27:04,946 SO QUICKLY? 707 00:27:04,979 --> 00:27:08,386 ALL OF HIS THINGS WERE TAKEN OVER TO HIS HOUSE. 708 00:27:24,617 --> 00:27:26,790 SHH, SHH, SHH. DO IT LIGHTLY. 709 00:27:35,039 --> 00:27:37,310 [bickering in whispers] 710 00:27:41,085 --> 00:27:43,723 SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT CREDIT CARDS AND PAPER CLIPS, 711 00:27:43,756 --> 00:27:46,429 SOMETIMES A DOOR JUST NEEDS TO BE OWNED. 712 00:27:46,462 --> 00:27:47,698 THAT'S A SCREWDRIVER, SHAWN. 713 00:27:47,731 --> 00:27:48,934 SCREWDRIVERS TOO. 714 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:50,569 I THINK IT WAS UNLOCKED. 715 00:27:50,604 --> 00:27:52,541 IT WAS NOT UNLOCKED. I THINK IT WAS. 716 00:27:52,573 --> 00:27:54,778 THE DOOR WAS MOST DEFINITELY NOT UNLOCKED. SHH. 717 00:27:54,812 --> 00:27:56,516 GUS, THE MAN WAS A WIDOWER, NOBODY'S HERE. 718 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,019 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME USE MY NEW CONTACTS 719 00:27:58,052 --> 00:27:59,422 TO GET THE INFORMATION? 720 00:27:59,455 --> 00:28:01,658 IS THAT HOW WE DO THINGS, GUS, REALLY? 721 00:28:01,692 --> 00:28:03,362 WHY TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT HOLMSTROM 722 00:28:03,362 --> 00:28:05,467 WHEN WE COULD HAVE HIS HOME OFFICE TELL US 723 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,469 EVERYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW? 724 00:28:06,502 --> 00:28:09,607 HIS HOPES, HIS DREAMS... 725 00:28:09,642 --> 00:28:11,747 HIS LOVE FOR THE LADIES. 726 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:13,683 I THINK THAT'S HIS WIFE. FACT: 727 00:28:13,717 --> 00:28:16,188 PEOPLE LIE, STUFF DOESN'T. 728 00:28:16,221 --> 00:28:18,192 [loud bang] 729 00:28:18,225 --> 00:28:19,495 DID YOU LOCK THE FRONT DOOR? 730 00:28:19,527 --> 00:28:20,497 YES, I LOCKED THE DOOR. 731 00:28:20,529 --> 00:28:21,632 I DON'T THINK IT WAS LOCKED. 732 00:28:21,665 --> 00:28:23,570 I KNOW I LOCK-- [glass shatters] 733 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:25,539 SEE? YOU SEE THAT? THEY HAD TO BREAK A WINDOW. 734 00:28:25,574 --> 00:28:27,712 BURN! 735 00:28:31,618 --> 00:28:32,888 NO. 736 00:28:35,928 --> 00:28:37,097 I JUST TRIED THAT. 737 00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:39,166 WELL, I DID IT IN A DIFFERENT SPOT, SHAWN! 738 00:28:43,209 --> 00:28:44,578 HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING, COMING, COMING! 739 00:28:44,612 --> 00:28:46,081 SHH, SHH, SHH! OW! 740 00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:49,121 SHH! WATCH OUT! 741 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:14,873 [glass shattering] 742 00:29:19,647 --> 00:29:21,786 [whispering] PEOPLE BREAKING INTO OFFICES-- 743 00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:23,690 NO ONE RESPECTS ANYTHING ANYMORE. SHH. 744 00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:24,724 YOU SHH. SHH. 745 00:29:35,914 --> 00:29:37,016 OW! 746 00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:43,930 MY GOD, DID YOU SEE WHO THAT WAS? 747 00:29:43,963 --> 00:29:45,166 IT'S HARD TO SEE ANYTHING WITH SOMEONE'S KNEE IN YOUR EYE. 748 00:29:45,199 --> 00:29:48,706 IT'S YOUR OWN KNEE. GET OUT OF HERE! 749 00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:56,822 WHOA...LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 750 00:29:56,857 --> 00:29:59,161 WHOEVER WAS HERE WASN'T INVITED EITHER. 751 00:29:59,194 --> 00:30:01,265 A SECRET SAFE. 752 00:30:01,298 --> 00:30:02,399 DUDE, YOU GOTTA GET US IN THERE. 753 00:30:02,432 --> 00:30:03,602 I CAN'T GET US IN THAT SAFE, SHAWN. 754 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,206 THAT'S A MARTIN 16. 755 00:30:05,239 --> 00:30:07,409 YOU'RE 36 MONTHS INTO A SUBSCRIPTION 756 00:30:07,443 --> 00:30:09,714 TO MODERN SAFECRACKER MAGAZINE-- WHAT'S THE POINT? 757 00:30:09,748 --> 00:30:11,018 I'M AN AMATEUR, SHAWN. 758 00:30:11,050 --> 00:30:12,152 WELL, IT'S TIME TO GO PRO, FINGERS. 759 00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:15,158 FINGERS? TWIST IT UP. 760 00:30:16,896 --> 00:30:19,300 WATCH OUT. 761 00:30:22,173 --> 00:30:24,110 [blowing softly] 762 00:30:28,252 --> 00:30:30,824 WOULD YOU STOP IT!? SHH! 763 00:30:30,857 --> 00:30:32,393 NOW I'VE GOTTA START ALL OVER. 764 00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:37,402 [knob clicking] 765 00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:38,973 THIS MONTH WOULD BE GOOD. 766 00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:40,276 SHH! 767 00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:45,920 IT'S NOT HAPPENING, SHAWN. 768 00:30:45,955 --> 00:30:48,091 TRY 36-24-36. 769 00:30:48,124 --> 00:30:49,093 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 770 00:30:49,126 --> 00:30:50,764 JUST CLICK IT IN GENTLE. 771 00:30:54,772 --> 00:30:57,109 THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA. NOW WHAT? 772 00:30:57,142 --> 00:30:58,245 HUH. 773 00:30:58,279 --> 00:30:59,481 I REALLY THOUGHT I NAILED THAT. 774 00:31:02,788 --> 00:31:03,722 [chuckles] 775 00:31:03,722 --> 00:31:06,461 SHAWN, YOU'VE REALLY GOTTA WORK 776 00:31:06,494 --> 00:31:08,299 ON YOUR ESTIMATING SKILLS. 777 00:31:08,331 --> 00:31:12,272 36-24... 778 00:31:12,307 --> 00:31:14,111 38. 779 00:31:14,144 --> 00:31:15,313 [lock clicks open] 780 00:31:15,345 --> 00:31:18,518 DUDE. 781 00:31:18,552 --> 00:31:20,455 YOU'RE A SAFECRACKING MACHINE! 782 00:31:20,489 --> 00:31:22,961 I KNOW. GRAB THAT. 783 00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:29,307 (Shawn) ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT $25,000 FOR KOMPUTERS FOR KIDS. 784 00:31:29,341 --> 00:31:32,380 THIS ONE SAYS 35,000. 785 00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:36,254 ONE OF THESE BOOKS IS A FRAUD. 786 00:31:36,288 --> 00:31:40,563 DUDE, HOLMSTROM WAS SKIMMING FUNDS FROM THE LODGE. 787 00:31:40,595 --> 00:31:43,870 AND LOOK, HE'S WRITING IN SOME SECRET, ANCIENT CODE. 788 00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:46,308 NO, THIS ISN'T CODE, THEY'RE ABBREVIATIONS. 789 00:31:46,341 --> 00:31:48,579 "HX" MEANS HISTORY, "QD" MEANS EVERY DAY, 790 00:31:48,611 --> 00:31:50,215 "C" MEANS AND. 791 00:31:50,248 --> 00:31:51,418 "DEPOSIT HISTORY, 792 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:52,420 "FOLLOW UP WITH ACCOUNTS EVERY DAY, 793 00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:53,221 TRANSFER AND WITHDRAWALS." 794 00:31:53,254 --> 00:31:54,993 YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU CAN READ THIS? 795 00:31:55,026 --> 00:31:56,160 OF COURSE I CAN. 796 00:31:56,194 --> 00:31:57,430 THIS IS DOCTOR'S SHORTHAND. 797 00:31:57,463 --> 00:31:59,434 AND THIS IS DOCTOR'S HANDWRITING. 798 00:31:59,467 --> 00:32:01,505 SEE THESE STICKY NOTES? HOLMSTROM WROTE THESE. 799 00:32:01,538 --> 00:32:03,842 HE WASN'T SKIMMING, HE FIGURED OUT WHO WAS. 800 00:32:03,842 --> 00:32:06,380 ONE OF THE DOCTORS IS COOKING THE BOOKS. 801 00:32:06,415 --> 00:32:07,382 HOW SURE ARE YOU? 802 00:32:07,417 --> 00:32:09,020 85, 86%. 803 00:32:09,054 --> 00:32:10,356 WE'VE GONE ON MUCH LESS. 804 00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:14,897 LOOK, IRVING, IT'S BEEN FOUR HOURS. 805 00:32:14,932 --> 00:32:16,500 IS THAT ALL? 806 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:22,312 YOU KNOW, CARLTON, IT MAY BE THE RAGE TALKING, 807 00:32:22,346 --> 00:32:24,384 BUT IF I HAD IT TO DO OVER AGAIN, 808 00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:27,190 THE DAY MY TORY CAME HOME WITH YOU, 809 00:32:27,222 --> 00:32:30,063 I WOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO GO RIGHT BACK OUT THAT DOOR... 810 00:32:30,095 --> 00:32:32,267 AND COME BACK ALONE. 811 00:32:32,299 --> 00:32:33,368 THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE. 812 00:32:33,402 --> 00:32:34,536 ALL RIGHT, IRVING, THAT'S ENOUGH! 813 00:32:34,571 --> 00:32:36,408 NOW, I LOVED VICTORIA, 814 00:32:36,441 --> 00:32:38,079 AND BECAUSE SHE LOVED YOU, 815 00:32:38,112 --> 00:32:40,985 I LET IT SLIDE THAT YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS. 816 00:32:41,018 --> 00:32:41,850 BUT YOU'RE AT MY TABLE NOW, 817 00:32:41,884 --> 00:32:43,422 AND AROUND HERE, WE CALL SOMEONE LIKE YOU 818 00:32:43,455 --> 00:32:44,723 A HOSTILE WITNESS. 819 00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,561 IT'S A GOOD WAY TO GET YOURSELF LOCKED UP. 820 00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:49,501 I CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL, 821 00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:51,538 SO YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE. 822 00:32:51,571 --> 00:32:53,374 AND I SUGGEST YOU CUT THE CRAP. 823 00:32:53,408 --> 00:32:55,146 CLEAR? 824 00:32:58,751 --> 00:33:02,127 I WANT A STRAIGHT ANSWER, AND I WANT IT IMMEDIATELY. 825 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,666 HOW DID ARTHUR HOLMSTROM ADVANCE TO THE HIGHMOST PATRIARCH 826 00:33:05,699 --> 00:33:07,670 WHEN YOU WERE THE NEXT IN LINE? 827 00:33:07,703 --> 00:33:11,178 WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW ART CONVINCED THE OTHER GUYS. 828 00:33:11,210 --> 00:33:13,514 HE ASKED ME, AND I SAID IT WAS OKAY. 829 00:33:13,549 --> 00:33:16,488 HE WAS A FRIEND OF MINE, AND HE HAD HEALTH PROBLEMS. 830 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,292 HE WAS GETTING WORSE. 831 00:33:18,325 --> 00:33:20,296 AND I GAVE HIM THE ONLY CHANCE 832 00:33:20,328 --> 00:33:21,464 HE'D PROBABLY EVER GET. 833 00:33:21,498 --> 00:33:23,235 NOW, AS FOR THE SNAKE BUSINESS, 834 00:33:23,268 --> 00:33:26,274 I HAVEN'T TRAVELED ABROAD IN OVER THREE YEARS. 835 00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:27,276 I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY 836 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:28,344 SINCE YOU GOT MARRIED. 837 00:33:28,379 --> 00:33:30,683 DOCTOR'S ORDERS. ARE WE DONE? 838 00:33:30,715 --> 00:33:33,622 WE'RE DONE WHEN I SAY WE'RE DONE! 839 00:33:33,654 --> 00:33:36,460 WE'RE DONE. YOU CAN GO. 840 00:33:38,632 --> 00:33:40,636 WE'VE BEEN TO FOUR DOCTORS' OFFICES. 841 00:33:40,669 --> 00:33:42,540 NONE OF THE HANDWRITING MATCHES THE BOOKS. 842 00:33:42,573 --> 00:33:44,644 PLUS, I PROBABLY CAUGHT SOMETHING FROM SOMEBODY, 843 00:33:44,677 --> 00:33:46,715 AND I'M TIRED OF READING HIGHLIGHTS FOR CHILDREN. 844 00:33:46,748 --> 00:33:48,784 THEY ALWAYS HIDE THE APPLE IN THE BIKE. 845 00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:51,258 CAN YOU MAN UP, SHAWN? IS THAT POSSIBLE? 846 00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:53,294 I'M ON AN UNBELIEVABLE HOT STREAK RIGHT NOW, 847 00:33:53,329 --> 00:33:54,496 AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO RUIN IT. 848 00:33:54,530 --> 00:33:57,469 WELL, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT MOVING OOZING INFECTION GEL 849 00:33:57,502 --> 00:33:58,605 IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FINDING A KILLER. 850 00:33:58,639 --> 00:34:01,510 HEY, MAYBE WE COULD PARK ON A STEEPER INCLINE NEXT TIME. 851 00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:03,314 MY QUADS AREN'T BURNING ENOUGH. 852 00:34:11,830 --> 00:34:14,736 (woman) TELL HEATHER TO CALL BACK TOMORROW. 853 00:34:17,276 --> 00:34:18,445 YES? 854 00:34:20,948 --> 00:34:22,787 GOOD AFTERNOON. 855 00:34:22,819 --> 00:34:24,390 I'M BURTON GUSTER, 856 00:34:24,424 --> 00:34:26,260 WITH CENTRAL COAST PHARMACEUTICALS. 857 00:34:26,295 --> 00:34:27,262 WE'RE CLOSED. 858 00:34:27,297 --> 00:34:29,634 YES, WELL, 859 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:32,207 I'M HERE TO DROP OFF SOME PRODUCT TO DR. DOWNS. 860 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:33,774 HE'S A BROTHER OF MINE. 861 00:34:53,749 --> 00:34:55,353 OW! 862 00:34:56,721 --> 00:34:58,859 HE ISN'T HERE AT-- 863 00:34:58,892 --> 00:35:01,497 WELL, HE WAS EXPECTING ME. 864 00:35:01,530 --> 00:35:02,733 YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR CARD. 865 00:35:13,522 --> 00:35:15,726 I JUST THOUGHT I'D DROP BY AND PAY HIM A BIRTHDAY VISIT. 866 00:35:15,758 --> 00:35:19,734 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, THE BIG TWO-NINE. 867 00:35:19,766 --> 00:35:21,838 REMEMBER THAT ONE? 868 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,311 I'M 26. 869 00:35:24,344 --> 00:35:25,746 REALLY? 870 00:35:30,388 --> 00:35:32,692 UH, SO... 871 00:35:32,726 --> 00:35:35,898 WILL DR. DOWNS BE HERE LATER? 872 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:38,439 I WILL MAKE SURE HE GETS THIS. 873 00:35:50,829 --> 00:35:53,902 (Shawn) AND LOOK, HE'S WRITING IN SOME SECRET, ANCIENT CODE. 874 00:36:04,323 --> 00:36:06,428 DUDE! I JUST SOLVED IT. 875 00:36:06,461 --> 00:36:07,430 CALL LASSIE. 876 00:36:07,463 --> 00:36:09,534 [cell phone rings] O'HARA. 877 00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:10,802 RIGHT. 878 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:13,140 13850 GRANADA. 879 00:36:13,174 --> 00:36:14,976 [engine roaring] 880 00:36:15,010 --> 00:36:18,819 [tires screeching] 881 00:36:25,565 --> 00:36:26,834 TO ABSENT FRIENDS. 882 00:36:26,868 --> 00:36:29,105 (all) TO ABSENT FRIENDS. 883 00:36:29,138 --> 00:36:30,107 (Shawn) ABSENT FRIENDS? 884 00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:33,012 LIKE ARTHUR HOLMSTROM? 885 00:36:35,016 --> 00:36:36,687 WHAT? 886 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,157 MY SWEET VIOLET BROTHERS, 887 00:36:38,189 --> 00:36:40,996 WE CONGREGATE HERE TODAY IN THE FLESH, 888 00:36:41,029 --> 00:36:44,134 NOT ONLY TO RECOGNIZE OUR NEW HIGHMOST PATRIARCH, 889 00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:45,939 IRV PARKER, 890 00:36:45,973 --> 00:36:47,876 BUT ALSO TO BEAR WITNESS. 891 00:36:47,910 --> 00:36:50,583 ALONG WITH THE MAGIC HEAD OF GUS, 892 00:36:50,616 --> 00:36:54,022 THE WISDOM OF BAUM... 893 00:36:54,055 --> 00:36:57,729 AND THAT... 894 00:36:57,762 --> 00:37:00,868 THAT STUFFED CREATURE. 895 00:37:00,902 --> 00:37:04,443 ARTHUR HOLMSTROM WAS MURDERED. 896 00:37:07,550 --> 00:37:08,585 DUCK, DUCK, 897 00:37:08,618 --> 00:37:10,154 DUCK, DUCK, 898 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,525 DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, 899 00:37:11,557 --> 00:37:14,228 DUCK, DUCK, DUCK... 900 00:37:14,263 --> 00:37:15,933 GOOSE! 901 00:37:15,966 --> 00:37:17,736 DR. ROGER DOWNS, 902 00:37:17,770 --> 00:37:21,810 ENTRUSTED WITH THE PROCEEDS OF CHARITY ACTIVITIES, 903 00:37:21,845 --> 00:37:23,814 WAS FUNNELING FUNDS INTO HIS OWN POCKET 904 00:37:23,849 --> 00:37:26,988 AND COVERING HIS TRACKS BY USING A DUMMY ACCOUNTING LEDGER. 905 00:37:27,021 --> 00:37:29,191 NOW, WHEN HOLMSTROM DISCOVERED THE CORRUPTION, 906 00:37:29,225 --> 00:37:31,297 HE CONFRONTED DOWNS AND MADE A PLAY 907 00:37:31,329 --> 00:37:33,033 FOR THE HIGHMOST PATRIARCH POSITION. 908 00:37:33,067 --> 00:37:34,903 IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS SILENCE, 909 00:37:34,936 --> 00:37:36,740 HOLMSTROM GOT WHAT HE WANTED. 910 00:37:36,775 --> 00:37:39,880 BUT DOWNS STILL COULDN'T CHANCE GETTING CAUGHT. 911 00:37:39,913 --> 00:37:42,553 AND SO HE KILLED HIS OWN LODGE BROTHER 912 00:37:42,587 --> 00:37:44,956 RIGHT HERE ON THE EYE OF HATHOR 913 00:37:44,990 --> 00:37:47,563 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LODGE. 914 00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:51,002 AND THIS IS THE MURDER WEAPON. 915 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:53,107 HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME? 916 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:55,613 I AM A RESPECTED OFFICER OF THIS LODGE. 917 00:37:57,683 --> 00:38:01,123 BY THE SHORES OF GITCHAGOOMEE, 918 00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:01,990 I CAN SEE YOU IN THE HOUSE, 919 00:38:02,024 --> 00:38:03,961 FRANTICALLY SEARCHING FOR THE LEDGERS 920 00:38:03,994 --> 00:38:05,898 THAT HOLMSTROM KEPT SECURELY STORED IN HIS SAFE, 921 00:38:05,933 --> 00:38:08,905 IRONICALLY, TO KEEP YOU GOOD TO YOUR WORD. 922 00:38:08,939 --> 00:38:13,649 ARTHUR HOLMSTROM'S DEATH WAS, UM, UNFORTUNATE, 923 00:38:13,681 --> 00:38:16,285 BUT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 924 00:38:17,957 --> 00:38:20,126 CHECK IT OUT, LASSIE. 925 00:38:20,161 --> 00:38:22,098 I'M QUITE CERTAIN YOU'LL FIND TRACES 926 00:38:22,131 --> 00:38:22,967 OF A POWDERED FORM 927 00:38:22,999 --> 00:38:25,738 OF THE VENOM OF THE BRAZILIAN VINE SNAKE, 928 00:38:25,773 --> 00:38:27,308 NATIVE TO BRAZIL. 929 00:38:27,342 --> 00:38:29,011 IT'S PART OF AN ANTIVENOM 930 00:38:29,044 --> 00:38:31,918 THAT DR. DOWNS USES IN HIS CHARITABLE WORK ABROAD. 931 00:38:31,950 --> 00:38:33,855 WHO KNEW THAT IN SMALL DOSES 932 00:38:33,888 --> 00:38:35,191 IT ACTS AS A VACCINE, 933 00:38:35,224 --> 00:38:38,163 WHILE LARGER DOSES ARE ABSOLUTELY LETHAL? 934 00:38:38,197 --> 00:38:39,432 (several lodge members) I DID...I DID...I DID. 935 00:38:39,465 --> 00:38:41,404 REALLY? 936 00:38:41,436 --> 00:38:42,807 THIS IS ABSURD! 937 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,010 HOLMSTROM DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES. 938 00:38:45,043 --> 00:38:47,349 BY THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA, 939 00:38:47,381 --> 00:38:49,986 I SEE YOU TAKING GREAT CARE 940 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:51,156 TO PUT ON PROTECTIVE GLOVES 941 00:38:51,189 --> 00:38:53,695 WHILE LINING THE INSIDE OF THE HOOD WITH THE POWDER 942 00:38:53,729 --> 00:38:57,201 FOR HOLMSTROM'S PATRIARCH CEREMONY, 943 00:38:57,235 --> 00:38:58,971 MAKING IT DEADLY VENOMOUS. 944 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:01,108 THE POOR OLD MAN'S HEAD AND FACE 945 00:39:01,142 --> 00:39:01,945 NEVER STOOD A CHANCE. 946 00:39:01,977 --> 00:39:04,081 NOT TOO KEEN ON THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH, 947 00:39:04,114 --> 00:39:04,683 ARE WE, ROG? 948 00:39:08,290 --> 00:39:10,795 I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. 949 00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:12,130 SPEAK TO MY LAWYER. 950 00:39:12,164 --> 00:39:14,134 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DR. DOWNS. 951 00:39:14,169 --> 00:39:16,206 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 952 00:39:16,238 --> 00:39:18,410 AND NONE OF THIS, YOUR HIGHMOST, 953 00:39:18,444 --> 00:39:21,283 WOULD HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED WITHOUT THE INTREPID POLICE WORK 954 00:39:21,316 --> 00:39:23,955 OF ONE DETECTIVE CARLTON LASSITER, 955 00:39:23,988 --> 00:39:25,424 SANTA BARBARA POLICE DEPARTMENT'S OWN 956 00:39:25,458 --> 00:39:27,261 HIGHMOST PATRIARCH. 957 00:39:35,377 --> 00:39:36,980 NICE COLLAR, DETECTIVE. 958 00:39:37,015 --> 00:39:40,321 IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK, IRVING. 959 00:39:40,354 --> 00:39:42,491 YOU MAY NOT BE MY SON-IN-LAW MUCH LONGER, 960 00:39:42,526 --> 00:39:44,194 BUT I'M THINKING 961 00:39:44,228 --> 00:39:46,266 YOU MIGHT BE A MONARCH YET. 962 00:39:46,299 --> 00:39:49,305 [applause] 963 00:40:00,126 --> 00:40:01,329 [knocking] HEY! 964 00:40:01,363 --> 00:40:03,400 YOU READY TO GO? 965 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:04,803 WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY MEAN BY THAT? 966 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:07,041 OUR BIG WEEKEND, REMEMBER? I CANCELLED, I FELT BAD. 967 00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:08,945 SO I JUST THOUGHT WE'D GO THIS WEEKEND. 968 00:40:08,978 --> 00:40:11,083 OOH, DAD, WOW... 969 00:40:11,115 --> 00:40:12,986 I WISH YOU'D GIVEN ME A LITTLE BIT OF ADVANCE NOTICE. 970 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:14,055 I'M--I'M SWAMPED HERE. 971 00:40:17,228 --> 00:40:19,432 YEAH, RIGHT. 972 00:40:19,465 --> 00:40:21,136 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M GONNA GO. 973 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:23,942 YOU WANT TO COME ALONG, YOU'RE WELCOME. 974 00:40:23,974 --> 00:40:25,243 WHOA, DAD, WAIT A SECOND. 975 00:40:25,276 --> 00:40:30,021 THERE'S STILL SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME. 976 00:40:30,053 --> 00:40:31,457 WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE LODGE? 977 00:40:31,489 --> 00:40:33,560 LOOK, SHAWN, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, LET IT GO. 978 00:40:33,594 --> 00:40:34,596 OH, COME ON, YOU BIG LIAR. 979 00:40:34,629 --> 00:40:35,598 THROW A LITTLE TRUTH ON THE BARBIE, 980 00:40:35,631 --> 00:40:36,633 SEE IF IT STINKS. 981 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,236 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 982 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:39,405 I'M TALKING ABOUT MAN CANDOR. 983 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,909 LET'S HAVE SOME. 984 00:40:40,943 --> 00:40:43,179 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT SOME MAN CANDOR. 985 00:40:43,212 --> 00:40:45,051 YOU WANT THE TRUTH? 986 00:40:45,084 --> 00:40:47,220 MY MARRIAGE WAS FALLING APART, AND I MADE A CHOICE. 987 00:40:47,254 --> 00:40:48,390 I STOPPED CARING ABOUT THE LODGE, 988 00:40:48,423 --> 00:40:50,293 BECAUSE I REALIZED THE ONLY REAL MEMBERSHIP 989 00:40:50,326 --> 00:40:52,431 THAT MATTERED...WAS FAMILY. 990 00:40:52,466 --> 00:40:53,700 THERE. 991 00:40:53,733 --> 00:40:55,404 FAMILY? 992 00:40:58,010 --> 00:40:59,079 [strained chuckle] 993 00:40:59,112 --> 00:41:01,116 YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT? 994 00:41:01,148 --> 00:41:03,252 [tapping on wall] 995 00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:04,923 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 996 00:41:04,923 --> 00:41:07,428 OH, THIS YOU GOTTA SEE. 997 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:14,709 NICE ADDITION, DON'T YOU THINK? 998 00:41:14,743 --> 00:41:18,116 WE GRABBED 'EM ON OUR WAY OUT OF THE LODGE. 999 00:41:18,149 --> 00:41:19,585 WAY OUT? 1000 00:41:19,619 --> 00:41:20,688 YEAH, GUS AND I DECIDED 1001 00:41:20,721 --> 00:41:22,058 WE DIDN'T WANT TO BELONG TO A CLUB 1002 00:41:22,090 --> 00:41:23,292 THAT WOULD HAVE LASSITER AS A MEMBER. 1003 00:41:28,369 --> 00:41:31,710 YOU CAN HAVE YOURS IF YOU WANT IT. 1004 00:41:31,743 --> 00:41:33,480 NAH. 1005 00:41:33,514 --> 00:41:36,654 NO, I THINK IT SHOULD STAY RIGHT WHERE IT IS. 1006 00:41:36,686 --> 00:41:40,528 THAT WAY I CAN ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE ON YOU. 1007 00:41:40,562 --> 00:41:43,568 Captioning by Dave L at CaptionMax www.captionmax.com