1 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:07,408 WHO PUT THE ORANGE SLICES IN THE PUNCH BOWL ALREADY? 2 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:10,244 THEY'LL BE SOGGY BY THE TIME EVERYONE GETS HERE. 3 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:11,479 THIS IS A DISASTER, PEOPLE! 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,714 YEP--FIRST, TYPHOID FEVER. 5 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,249 NOW THIS? 6 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:17,285 SHAWN, THIS NIGHT HAS BEEN 13 YEARS IN THE MAKING. 7 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,420 EVERYTHING HAS TO GO PERFECTLY. 8 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:20,288 WHAT I NEED FROM YOU 9 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,290 IS YOUR SUPPORT AND YOUR COOPERATION. 10 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,557 NOT YOUR SARCASM AND MOCKERY. 11 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:24,725 OKAY, BUDDY. 12 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,260 LET ME KNOW WHEN I CAN MOCK, 13 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:27,495 'CAUSE I'M READY TO MOCK. 14 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:28,762 WHERE'S YOUR GRAD PIC? 15 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,298 OH, YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA WEAR MINE. 16 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:31,765 SHAWN, COME ON. DON'T DO THIS TO ME. 17 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:32,766 YOU KNOW THAT WAS MY THING. 18 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,168 INSTEAD OF NAME TAGS, 19 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,169 WE'LL KNOW WHO EVERYONE IS 20 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,237 FROM THEIR CLASS PICTURE. 21 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:38,139 GREAT IDEA, RIGHT? 22 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,507 IS IT MOCK TIME YET? 23 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,075 JUST PUT IT ON, SHAWN. 24 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,410 OKAY, FINE. 25 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,078 EXCUSE ME. 26 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:45,746 THERE. YOU HAPPY NOW? 27 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,415 SHAWN, THAT ISN'T YOU, IS IT? 28 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,416 NO, IT ISN'T. 29 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:49,417 IT'S JUDD NELSON, ISN'T IT? 30 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,551 YES, IT IS, 31 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,086 AND IT'S SWEET, SWEET, NICE. 32 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,123 WHOA, LOOK WHO JUST ROLLED IN. 33 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,757 MOLLY RINGWALD AND ANDREW MCCARTHY. 34 00:00:56,790 --> 00:01:00,461 [laughs] 35 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:01,595 FROM FRESH HORSES. 36 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,231 (Gus) THAT'S HOWIE TOLKIN. 37 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:04,598 HE WAS OUR QUARTERBACK JUNIOR AND SENIOR YEAR. 38 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,467 WE HAD A FOOTBALL TEAM? YES. 39 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,136 TACKLE? SERIOUSLY? 40 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,337 WHO'S THE PROM QUEEN? 41 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,205 SHE'S THE PROM QUEEN. EILEEN MAZWELL. 42 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,174 YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS? 43 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,343 THEY'RE MARRIED NOW. 44 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,645 DUDE, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME 45 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,313 ABIGAIL LYTAR WAS COMING. 46 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:20,314 OH, YEAH. 47 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:21,349 [chuckles] 48 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,286 I SHOULD-- SHOULD SAY HELLO. 49 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,525 ABIGAIL LYTAR. 50 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:34,462 JUDD NELSON. 51 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:35,496 IN THE FLESH. 52 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:38,499 I LOVED YOU IN FROM THE HIP. 53 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,134 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 54 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:41,702 YOU KNOW, THERE ARE THOSE WHO BELIEVE 55 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,504 I FLARED MY NOSTRILS TOO MUCH IN THAT FILM. 56 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:44,438 OH, NO. 57 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:46,540 I MEAN, HOW ELSE COULD WE HAVE POSSIBLY KNOWN 58 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,309 HOW [inhales] ANGST-RIDDEN YOU WERE? 59 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,643 I AGREE. 60 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:52,380 SO... 61 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,682 YEAH, SO... 62 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,184 (Gus) SHAWN. 63 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,485 HELLO, ABIGAIL. 64 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,153 HI. 65 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,754 I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA 66 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:01,889 AND GRAB ANOTHER STACK OF FOLDING CHAIRS FOR ME. 67 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,191 WE'RE ALREADY SHORT. 68 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,358 CONSIDER IT DONE. 69 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:05,593 ONE PROBLEM: WHERE'S THE CAFETERIA? 70 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,927 DID YOU EVEN ATTEND THIS SCHOOL? 71 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,329 JUST GRAB THE CHAIRS. 72 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,663 I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. 73 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,599 MAYBE ABIGAIL COULD HELP YOU. 74 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,600 I LIKE THAT. 75 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,469 I LIKE THAT VERY MUCH. 76 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:21,809 YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER 77 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,278 WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US IN HIGH SCHOOL, DO YOU? 78 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,380 STERN'S WHARF SENIOR YEAR. 79 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:27,948 THE CARNIVAL ON THE PIER. 80 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,651 YOU PURSUED ME, LIKE, EVERY DAY OF SENIOR YEAR. 81 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,920 AND THEN I FINALLY AGREED TO GO OUT WITH YOU, 82 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:35,589 AND THEN YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP. 83 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:38,359 I...UH, YEAH. 84 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:39,527 YES. 85 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,229 HERE'S THE THING, ABIGAIL. 86 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,496 AND NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS. 87 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:45,199 I WAS ACTUALLY WORKING AS A MIDWIFE BACK THEN. 88 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,133 FAMILY BUSINESS. 89 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,501 AND I GOT A CALL FROM A CLIENT LATE AT NIGHT 90 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,303 GOING INTO LABOR. 91 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:50,971 34 HOURS. 92 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,273 THAT'S A LOT OF SCREAMING, FAIR AMOUNT OF PUSHING, 93 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,242 SOME DILATION, TONGS. 94 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,909 OH, I CAN SEE WHERE IT WOULDN'T 95 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:56,777 HAVE OCCURRED TO YOU TO CALL ME. 96 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:57,945 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS 13 YEARS AGO. 97 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,280 HARDLY MATTERS NOW. 98 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,648 EXACTLY IS WHAT I'M SAYING. 99 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,782 IT'S LIKE FOREVER AGO. 100 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,417 WE'RE ADULTS NOW, DOING ADULT THINGS. 101 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:06,254 AND YOU'RE A TEACHER. THAT'S FANTASTIC. 102 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:07,321 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 103 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:08,689 OR ARE YOU STILL IN MIDWIFERY? 104 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,558 NO, NO. 105 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,960 I'VE DABBLED IN QUITE A FEW THINGS, ACTUALLY. 106 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:16,297 BUT I LANDED QUITE NICELY ON PSYCHIC DETECTIVE. 107 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:17,965 [laughs] 108 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,368 THAT'S FOR REAL. 109 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,438 WHO WOULD ACTUALLY CHOOSE TO BE A PSYCHIC? 110 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,006 FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A GIFT. 111 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,408 IT'S NOT A CHOICE. 112 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,243 AND I HAPPEN TO BE VERY, VERY GOOD AT IT. 113 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,544 [stifles laughter] 114 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,879 I SOLVE CRIMES 115 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,714 FOR THE SANTA BARBARA POLICE DEPARTMENT. 116 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,015 IT'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL. 117 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,017 YOU SOLVE CRIMES? 118 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,819 ALL THE TIME. 119 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,020 [chuckling] 120 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,022 OKAY, WELL, YOU BE SURE TO LET ME KNOW 121 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,558 IF YOU SENSE THAT, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE HERE AT THE REUNION 122 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,560 IS GONNA STEAL MY LUNCH MONEY. 123 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:47,761 [laughs] 124 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:48,829 THAT'S VERY CLEVER. 125 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,003 DID YOU SEE THAT? 126 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,872 WHAT, IS SOMEONE GETTING THEIR LUNCH MONEY STOLEN? 127 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:03,277 I THINK IT'S A LITTLE BIT BIGGER THAN THAT. 128 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:06,013 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 129 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,014 * 130 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,582 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 131 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,584 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 132 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:11,785 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 133 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,587 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 134 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,389 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 135 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:16,990 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 136 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,759 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 137 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,295 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 138 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:26,567 * I KNOW YOU KNOW * 139 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,568 (Shawn) SOMEONE WAS MURDERED HERE. 140 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,870 I AM ABSOLUTELY 100% CERTAIN 141 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:32,706 THAT I SENSED A BODY DROP HERE. 142 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,475 RIGHT HERE. 143 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:35,709 I DON'T KNOW WHO. 144 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:36,777 BUT I CAN SEE 145 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,546 HE WAS WEARING A... 146 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:39,680 LETTERMAN'S JACKET OF SOME SORT. 147 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,682 ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ON PURPOSE? 148 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,351 ARE YOU FABRICATING SOME KIND OF FOUL PLAY 149 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,552 JUST TO MESS UP THE NIGHT FOR ME? 150 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:45,919 YES, I AM. 151 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,020 I KILLED SOMEONE HERE AT OUR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION 152 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,322 JUST TO FOIL YOUR 153 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,590 13-YEAR VIDEO RETROSPECTIVE 154 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,559 OF BEST PEP RALLY MOMENTS. 155 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,461 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A PEP CAPTAIN IS, SHAWN? 156 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,996 YEAH, HE'S A MALE CHEERLEADER I BELIEVE. 157 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,631 IT'S A LEADER AMONG MEN, 158 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:58,699 SHAWN. 159 00:04:58,732 --> 00:04:59,967 A LEADER AMONG MEN. 160 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,669 WHO CHEERS. 161 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:02,703 I SAW BRING IT ON. 162 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,037 OH, WAIT, I GET IT. 163 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,039 YOU GUYS ARE DATING. 164 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,408 YOU'RE TOGETHER. 165 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:08,409 EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE. 166 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,510 WE ARE NOT DATING. 167 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:10,611 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 168 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,745 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED. 169 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,647 THINK HE'S GONNA DATE ME? 170 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,349 NO BODY, NO CRIME, SHAWN. 171 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,550 GUS, BUDDY-- 172 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,419 NO BODY, NO CRIME. 173 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,453 (Shawn) GUS! 174 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:20,721 (Gus) NO BODY, NO CRIME. 175 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:21,889 HE'S JUST GONNA KEEP SAYING THAT, ISN'T HE? 176 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,557 I BELIEVE SO. YES. 177 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:24,592 BYE. 178 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:25,859 BUT... 179 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:26,860 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME EITHER? 180 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,529 NO BODY, NO CRIME, SHAWN. 181 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:29,563 BUT... 182 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:32,500 ABIGAIL. 183 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,735 [suspicious music] 184 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,078 HELLO? 185 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,113 HEY, HI. 186 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,615 HENRY? 187 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:50,618 YES, YES, IT'S ME, HENRY, YOUR EX-HUSBAND. 188 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,119 (Henry on phone) LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU. 189 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:55,122 BUT, UH... HOW YOU DOING? 190 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,090 GREAT. AND YOU? 191 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,792 GREAT. DOING GREAT. 192 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,130 WELL, THERE'S THAT. 193 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,566 HEY, MAD, LISTEN. 194 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,769 I'M JUST ABOUT TO COOK UP A STEAK HERE, 195 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,671 AND I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO IT. 196 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,872 I WAS JUST THINKING, YOU KNOW, 197 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,040 IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, YOU COULD, UH, 198 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:14,742 WOULD YOU-- 199 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,410 OR NOT. 200 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:17,811 I, UH, 201 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:22,049 HONESTLY, I WOULD LOVE TO TASTE ONE OF YOUR STEAKS. 202 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:25,118 BUT I JUST HAD A DELICIOUS SALAD FROM ROOM SERVICE. 203 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,620 OH, OKAY. 204 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:29,022 HEY, NO BIGGIE. I, YOU KNOW...OF COURSE. 205 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,492 I JUST WAS CONCERNED THAT YOU HADN'T EATEN 206 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,060 AND NOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU HAD SALAD, 207 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:36,697 I FEEL BETTER AND, UH... BA-BA-BOO. 208 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,198 [laughs nervously] OKAY. 209 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,000 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 210 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,034 YOU TOO. 211 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,503 OKAY. BYE NOW-- 212 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,541 BA-BA-BA-BOO? 213 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,777 [dance music] 214 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,845 OKAY, DUDE, I THINK I'M ON TO SOMETHING. 215 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:54,682 NOW, TRUE, THERE MAY NOT BE AN ACTUAL BODY. 216 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,584 BUT I AM TELLING YOU THAT A VERY REAL CRIME 217 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,752 WAS COMMITTED HERE AND THERE IS VERY REAL EVIDENCE. 218 00:06:58,786 --> 00:06:59,887 I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME EVIDENCE 219 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,489 OF SOME FOLDING CHAIRS, SHAWN. 220 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:03,056 IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, 221 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,224 THEN I WILL PULL OUT THIS PHONE, 222 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,059 AND I WILL CALL LASSITER. 223 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,461 HEY, 224 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:08,729 COULD YOU START DISTRIBUTING THESE BALLOTS 225 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,664 FOR THE REUNION KING AND QUEEN TO EVERYBODY? 226 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,232 DIALING. [phone beeping] 227 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,067 CONNECTING. [phone rings] 228 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,068 RINGING. 229 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:19,139 [phone rings] 230 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,848 LASSITER, 231 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,083 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT OUR REUNION? 232 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,819 WELL, FIRST OFF, 233 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:32,920 OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE YOURS, 234 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,488 'CAUSE THAT'S MY LUCK. 235 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:35,656 AND SECONDLY, 236 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,691 I'M ON A DATE. 237 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,092 WELL, WE'RE ON A CASE, AND YOU'RE ON IT WITH US. 238 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,193 NOT TONIGHT I'M NOT. 239 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,996 ON A DATE? WITH A PERSON? 240 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,265 YES, WITH A PERSON. 241 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,035 BLONDE, YELLOW DRESS. 242 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,103 MINDY HOWLAND? 243 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,071 MM-HMM. 244 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,006 ISN'T THAT THE GIRL WHO STUFFED BOBBY COBETTS 245 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,007 IN HIS OWN CAR TRUNK WHEN HE WOULDN'T KISS HER 246 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,142 AT THE SPRING FLING? 247 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,577 WE MET AT THE SANTA BARBARA BOWL 248 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,578 AT THE RAVI SHANKAR CONCERT 249 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,812 LAST WEEK, 250 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,814 AND SHE ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE. 251 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,115 WHO GOES TO SOMEONE ELSE'S REUNION 252 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:02,916 WHEN THEY BARELY EVEN KNOW THEM? 253 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:05,085 WHO GOES TO A RAVI SHANKAR CONCERT? 254 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,219 LOOK, I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A REUNION 255 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,621 UNTIL I SHOWED UP. 256 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,590 BUT WE HAVE A VERY DEEP CONNECTION. 257 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,792 SAME CONNECTION YOU HAVE WITH THE SITAR. 258 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,894 WHERE'S MY PUNCH, COREY? 259 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,764 YEAH, WHERE'S HER PUNCH, COREY? 260 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,766 HELLO, MINDY. YOU LOOK...NICE. 261 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,100 OH, GIVE IT UP, BUTTON-UP. 262 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,069 I ALREADY HAVE A DATE TO THIS THING. 263 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,704 MINDY, IT'S OFFICIAL. 264 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,673 YOU'VE WON BITCHIEST BANANA. 265 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,874 AND NOW I AM GOING 266 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,041 TO BORROW DETECTIVE LASSITER 267 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,610 FOR AS LONG AS I'D LIKE. 268 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,311 DETEC-- 269 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,813 WAIT, HE'S A COP? 270 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,815 ALL RIGHT, I HAVE TO BE DISCREET. 271 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,984 GUS HAS A VERY WEAK CONSTITUTION FOR THESE SORT OF THINGS. 272 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,886 I WITNESSED A MURDER HERE TONIGHT. 273 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:39,820 WHAT? WHO? 274 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:40,988 I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE. 275 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,089 WHAT DID YOU SEE? 276 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,824 I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE ANYTHING. 277 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,993 I PSYCHICALLY WITNESSED IT WITH MY THIRD EYE. 278 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,628 WHERE'S THE BODY? 279 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:48,762 THERE'S NOT ONE. 280 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:49,697 LISTEN UP. 281 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,664 LET ME IMPART TO YOU A LITTLE POLICE WISDOM 282 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,133 WE LIKE TO THROW AROUND DOWN AT THE STATION. 283 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,768 NO BODY, NO CRIME. 284 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:55,969 WHAT, DO YOU GUYS PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT? 285 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,938 FINE. WHO DID IT AND WHY? 286 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,873 I DON'T KNOW, BUT... 287 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:00,874 I DON'T KNOW. 288 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:01,875 DO YOU HAVE A MURDER WEAPON? 289 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:02,876 NO. 290 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,845 WELL, THEN GOOD NIGHT, SPENCER. 291 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,249 GUS. 292 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,218 THIS SO-CALLED FOOTBALL TEAM OF OURS, 293 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,085 WERE WE ANY GOOD? 294 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,623 YES, WE WON STATE CHAMP OUR SENIOR YEAR. 295 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,957 SERIOUSLY, YOU DIDN'T GO TO ANY OF THE GAMES? 296 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,726 THE GAMES WERE ON FRIDAYS. 297 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:19,827 THAT WOULD MEAN MISSING STEP BY STEP. 298 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,161 BUT THIS WINNING STATE, 299 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,831 WOULD THAT GET YOU SOME SORT OF SPECIAL PIN? 300 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,233 YES, SHAWN. THE STATE CHAMPS PIN. 301 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,377 I GOT IT. 302 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,847 LASSIE, I KNOW WHO THE MURDER VICTIM IS. 303 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,881 WHO? 304 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,917 CLASS OF '95, SABERCATS' STARTING QUARTERBACK 305 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:47,855 [imitates sports announcer] HOWIE TOLKIN! 306 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,758 SHAWN. 307 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,826 WHAT? 308 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,167 HOWIE. 309 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:08,976 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 310 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,310 LOOK, JULES, 311 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,713 JUST GET DOWN HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 312 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,314 I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS CASE. 313 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,383 IT'S INTENSE. 314 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,186 I WILL FILL YOU IN ON THE REST WHEN YOU GET HERE. 315 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,388 THANK YOU. 316 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,656 [phone claps shut] 317 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:25,325 SO CARL, 318 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,426 THIS IS MY EX-BOYFRIEND 319 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,796 FROM HIGH SCHOOL ALL FOUR YEARS, 320 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,230 ELDON. 321 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,665 NICE TO MEET YOU, BUDDY. 322 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:32,666 (Mindy) YEAH. 323 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,135 [sighs] 324 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,436 [clears throat] RIGHT. 325 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,437 AND THIS IS HIS, UH, 326 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,007 HIS BRAND-NEW WIFE, STEPHANIE. 327 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,809 YEAH. 328 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,712 SO, UM, I'M DATING A COP NOW. 329 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,880 [chuckles] OH, REALLY? 330 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,215 YEAH. 331 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,117 YOU EVER, UM, SHOOT ANYBODY? 332 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,019 WELL, I DON'T-- OF COURSE HE HAS. 333 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,453 PROBABLY A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. 334 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,855 A BUNCH? 335 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,824 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WHAT IS A BUNCH REALLY? 336 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,025 I-- [coughs] 337 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,126 YES. 338 00:10:59,159 --> 00:10:59,960 WOMEN. 339 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,896 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT HEARTACHE, MAN. 340 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,732 ALL THEY WANT IS A RING, MAN. 341 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,466 THEY WON'T STOP TILL THEY GET THE RING. 342 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,102 DUDE, I COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. 343 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,772 MAYBE CLEARER, BUT I AGREE. 344 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:12,773 I'M JUST LIKE YOU GUYS. 345 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,709 I--I HOPE TO KISS ONE... SOMEDAY. 346 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,477 EXACTLY. 347 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,746 YOU KNOW, DUDE, YOU'RE JUST LIKE US. 348 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,814 MARGINALLY EMPLOYED, 349 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,815 SINGLE, NEVER BEEN MARRIED. 350 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:22,783 I MEAN, YOU GET IT. 351 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,224 DID YOU GUYS SEE SOMEONE TAMPERING WITH THIS CASE? 352 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,860 NO, BUT I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THAT. 353 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,795 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT TOLKIN GUY GO DOWN. 354 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,096 HE TERRORIZED ME IN HIGH SCHOOL. 355 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,330 THEY BUILD A SHRINE FOR HIM 356 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,398 'CAUSE HE CAN THROW A FOOTBALL? 357 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,399 PSHH. WHO CARES? 358 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,433 EXACTLY. 359 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,436 HEY, WHY DON'T THEY BUILD A SHRINE TO MY BUTT? 360 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,939 [laughing] 361 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,474 THERE YOU ARE! 362 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,776 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 363 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,277 DUDE, YOU TOTALLY LIED TO US. 364 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,879 YOU HAVE A GIRL, AND SHE IS HOT. 365 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,748 EXCUSE US, DUDES. 366 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,116 OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 367 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,117 WHAT? 368 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,485 YOU SAID YOU WERE ON A CASE 369 00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,486 AND THERE WERE POSSIBLE CRIMINAL SUSPECTS DOWN HERE 370 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,488 THAT MIGHT GET SPOOKED BY COPS SNIFFING AROUND. 371 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,522 YEAH, BUT WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 372 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,857 THIS IS A REUNION, NOT THE PROM. 373 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:04,491 I NEED YOU TO FIT IN. 374 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,926 WHAT, THIS? 375 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,227 THIS ISN'T A PROM DRESS. 376 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,228 IT LOOKS LIKE A PROM DRESS. 377 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,396 IT'S A LITTLE...POOFY. 378 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,831 IT DOESN'T POOF. THERE'S NO POOF. 379 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,999 A SLIGHT POOF. 380 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,366 LOOK, IT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA WEAR 381 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,868 TO MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION THAT I COULDN'T GO TO 382 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,136 BECAUSE I WAS ON A CASE. JULES-- 383 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,270 JUST SHOW ME WHERE THESE SUSPECTS ARE 384 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,405 THAT I NEED TO VET. 385 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,472 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NEED TO "VET" ANYTHING. 386 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,507 THE ANIMALS ARE FINE. 387 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,875 BUT LET'S POOF ON OVER, 388 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:22,876 AND I'LL POINT 'EM OUT TO YOU. 389 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,912 OH, THANKS FOR PLAYING UP 390 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,546 THAT WHOLE TOUGH GUY COP THING, 391 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,815 YOU KNOW, WITH ELDON. 392 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:28,648 THAT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOU. 393 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,083 I THINK THE "I'M PACKING HEAT" THING 394 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,218 WAS A LITTLE OVERBOARD, 395 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,252 BUT HE SEEMED TO BUY IT, SO... 396 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,221 BUT I AM PACKING HEAT. 397 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,222 [laughs] 398 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,523 OH, THAT'S CUTE. 399 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,825 WHAT, DO YOU SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER 400 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:38,691 AND A LITTLE PEN COMES OUT 401 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,893 SO YOU CAN WRITE PEOPLE PARKING TICKETS? 402 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,461 UM, BARNABY JONES, 403 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,531 WHY DON'T YOU HOLD MY PURSE WHILE I GO DANCE. 404 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,800 I CALLED YOU BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP. 405 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:50,203 OH, MY GOD! IT'S HOWIE AND EILEEN! 406 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:53,240 ABE FROMAN, SAUSAGE KING OF CHICAGO. 407 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,242 YES! 408 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,277 WE ALL SPENT OUR WONDER YEARS TOGETHER. RIGHT. 409 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,946 YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT. 410 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,080 ESPECIALLY YOU. 411 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,115 I WANT YOU BATTIN' CLEAN-UP, 412 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:03,984 LOOK AT THAT PACKAGE, HUH? 413 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,087 I--I DON'T MEAN TO BE A DOWNER, GUYS, 414 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,222 BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT SOMEBODY TAMPERED 415 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,590 WITH YOUR FOOTBALL SHRINE? 416 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,892 OH, DUDE, SERIOUSLY, 417 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,792 THAT'S JUST OLD HIGH SCHOOL STUFF. 418 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:13,861 I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE. 419 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:17,130 I'M ACTUALLY ON TO MUCH BIGGER STUFF NOW, SO. 420 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,866 HOWIE JUST ANNOUNCED HIS CANDIDACY 421 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,100 FOR STATE ASSEMBLY LAST MONTH. 422 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,568 YEAH, DUDE. I CARE ABOUT THE ISSUES 423 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,203 I ACTUALLY THINK I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 424 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,838 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BABE? 425 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,406 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 426 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,041 SEE, AFTER I FIX THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, 427 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,943 I'M GONNA WRITE A MOTIVATIONAL BOOK 428 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,011 FOR LOSERS WHO NEED HELP. 429 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,580 AND THE WORKING TITLE RIGHT NOW IS MOVE IT... 430 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,882 [yelling] OR MOVE IT! 431 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:35,916 [laughing] 432 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,485 WOW, THAT IS SO MUCH STUFF. 433 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,853 WHEN WILL YOU FIND TIME 434 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,154 TO TAPE LARRY LESTER'S BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER? 435 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,090 [laughs] 436 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,325 NEVER SAW BREAKFAST CLUB? EITHER OF YOU? 437 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,894 WOW. 438 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:47,895 OKAY, BABY. 439 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,630 HOWIE WANTS ONE OF THOSE LITTLE MINI QUESADILLAS. 440 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,899 LET'S GET AFTER IT. 441 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,634 WHO HASN'T SEEN THE BREAKFAST CLUB? 442 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,936 MM. 443 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:56,870 YOU HONESTLY DON'T THINK 444 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,638 THERE'S ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THOSE TWO? 445 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,706 I'M NOT SURE. 446 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:03,176 I MEAN, FOR A GUY WHO'S CLEARLY STUCK IN THE PAST, 447 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,512 HE SEEMED TO BRUSH OFF THE WHOLE VANDALISM 448 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,614 OF HIS TROPHY CASE THING PRETTY EASILY. 449 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,549 I COULD DUST THE CASE FOR PRINTS, 450 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,717 BUT THAT'S IT. 451 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,953 JULES, ANYONE WHO ENTERS OR EXITS THIS PLACE IS A SUSPECT. 452 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,088 THIS THING ENDS BEFORE I SOLVE THE HOMICIDE, 453 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,589 YOU CAN KISS THE MURDERER GOOD-BYE. 454 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,925 GUS, THANK GOODNESS. 455 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:18,725 I NEED TO GET TO THE ROOF. 456 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,227 I NEED TO GET INTO THE LIBRARY. 457 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,428 I NEED TO PSYCHICALLY REMEMBER 458 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,462 EVERYTHING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL. 459 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,997 THAT STUFF IS LOCKED UP TIGHT. 460 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,533 THIS PLACE IS LIKE FORT KNOX TONIGHT. 461 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,567 FINE. 462 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,635 WHERE'S THE GYMNASIUM? 463 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,304 WE'RE IN THE GYMNASIUM, SHAWN. 464 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,910 WOW, BUDDY, YOU DID A REALLY NICE JOB. 465 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,281 [phone rings] 466 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,016 HEY, SHAWN, WHAT'S UP? 467 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,051 LISTEN, DAD, 468 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,219 REMEMBER THAT BOX OF MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL STUFF 469 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,021 THAT MOM PUT AWAY FOR ME? 470 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,257 IT WAS JUST-- IT WAS A BOX OF STUFF. 471 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,291 WHAT BOX? 472 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,292 [Shawn on phone] THE BOX. 473 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,393 WHAT BOX, SHAWN? 474 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,528 WHAT AM I THINKING? MOM'S IN TOWN. 475 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,396 DO ME A FAVOR. 476 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,664 CALL HER, FIND OUT WHERE SHE PUT IT. 477 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,399 I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 478 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,500 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T? 479 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,534 I CAN'T. 480 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,569 I JUST TALKED TO HER, SHAWN, 481 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,937 AND I THINK SHE THOUGHT-- 482 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,405 I MEAN, SUPPOSEDLY SHE HAD A SALAD. 483 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,406 WHO AM I TO THINK 484 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,674 THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE A SALAD? 485 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,243 DAD, I NEED THIS BOX. 486 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,278 I'M ON A CASE, OKAY? 487 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,080 JUST CALL HER, LOCATE THE BOX. 488 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,247 I WILL COME GET IT FROM YOU. 489 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,448 FINE. 490 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,950 FINE. 491 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,052 WHAT IS HE TALK-- I DON'T-- 492 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,323 I JUST DON'T SEE IT. 493 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,192 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING. 494 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,293 THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF. 495 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,727 WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP? 496 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,962 IT'S YOUR LIFE. 497 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,530 THESE BOXES ARE NOT MY LIFE. 498 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,565 WELL, IT'S STUFF FROM YOUR LIFE ANYWAY. 499 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,634 I BOXED IT ALL UP 'CAUSE I THOUGHT 500 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,403 MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'D WANT TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN... 501 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,704 WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND CROTCHETY. 502 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,040 YEAH, WELL, I JUST WANT TO DUMP IT ALL. 503 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,275 WHICH IN YOUR CASE WOULD BE TODAY. 504 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,277 OOH. 505 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,013 LOOKIT--LOOKIT THIS. LOOK AT THAT. 506 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:46,946 WHAT IS IT? 507 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,581 IT'S A MATCHBOX CAR. IT'S SHAWN'S FIRST ONE. 508 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,350 I BOUGHT IT FOR HIM. I BROUGHT IT HOME, REMEMBER? 509 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,751 I DO. 510 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,553 HE NEVER EVEN PLAYED WITH IT. 511 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,989 HENRY, YOU BOUGHT HIM A SQUAD CAR. 512 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,557 WELL, KIDS LOVE POLICE CARS. 513 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,027 BUT THEY'RE ALL POLICE CARS. 514 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,128 ALL 20 OF THEM. 515 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,062 NO, NO, NO. THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT. 516 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,397 YOU SEE THAT ONE THERE? THAT'S A SQUAD CAR. 517 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,599 THIS ONE HERE--SEE THAT? 518 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,769 THAT'S A PADDY WAGON. 519 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,473 A PRISON TRANSPORT VEHICLE. THAT'S AN OLD ONE. 520 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,543 LOOK AT THAT. CROWD CONTROL VAN. 521 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,279 LOOK, IT EVEN HAS LITTLE TINY WATER CANNONS UP ON TOP. 522 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,782 HERE'S THE BOX HE WANTED. 523 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,684 WOW. 524 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,020 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD'VE BECOME, 525 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,689 LIKE, A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 526 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:33,426 WELL, WHAT I DO IS PRETTY FASCINATING. 527 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,063 REALLY? HOW SO? 528 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,566 WELL, WITH MY SPECIALTY, WHICH IS MUCUS REDUCERS, 529 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:43,436 I USE A MIXTURE OF... 530 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,771 DID I ALSO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE 531 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,273 A SIDE PSYCHIC DETECTIVE BUSINESS 532 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,141 THAT I STARTED WITH MY BUDDY? 533 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,376 REALLY? 534 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,510 YEAH. 535 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,646 AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TRACKED DOWN A COUNTERFEITER, 536 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,148 UNVEILED A NANNY RING, 537 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,050 SAVED THE SHOW AMERICAN DUOS, 538 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,418 STUFF LIKE THAT. 539 00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,552 THAT WAS YOU? 540 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,554 I REMEMBER THAT. 541 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,157 I'M KIND OF WORKING ON A CASE RIGHT NOW. 542 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,292 SHH. REALLY? 543 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,793 GOD, THAT'S HOT. 544 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,229 [exhales] 545 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,232 [rock music] 546 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:17,470 * 547 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,106 HA HA HA HI! 548 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,107 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 549 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,108 OH, WE SLID IN. 550 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,309 WE BROUGHT YOU THE BOX YOU WERE BITCHING ABOUT. 551 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,476 NO, NO, NO, DAD. 552 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,644 I ASKED YOU TO LOCATE THE BOX 553 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,146 SO THAT I COULD COME PICK IT UP FROM YOU. 554 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,348 NOT TO DRAG MOM DOWN TO MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION. 555 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,416 LIGHTEN UP, HONEY. 556 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,750 WHAT ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT? 557 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,585 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA PULL OUT A KLEENEX, 558 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,387 WET IT, AND THEN WIPE THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH. 559 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,189 [chuckles] 560 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:39,392 LOOK, IT'S GUS. I HAVE TO SAY HELLO. 561 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,393 NO, MOM, THERE AREN'T REALLY 562 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,129 ANY OTHER PARENTS HERE. 563 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,464 AWESOME. WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU UP TO? 564 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,699 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, SHAWN, I WENT TO THIS SCHOOL TOO. 565 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:47,867 SO IT WAS MY SCHOOL LONG BEFORE IT WAS YOURS. 566 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,236 OKAY, FINE. 567 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,237 YOU WIN "OLDEST STUDENT HERE" AWARD. 568 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,638 NOW WILL YOU PLEASE LEAVE? 569 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,839 I'M SURE THE NONDESCRIPT BLAZER RENTAL PLACE 570 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:53,840 IS ABOUT TO CLOSE. 571 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,110 HEY HEY, CUTIE PATOOTIE! 572 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,212 LOOK, SERIOUSLY, MY NAME IS CARLTON, OKAY? 573 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,514 HOW HARD IS THAT TO REMEMBER? CARL-TON. 574 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,516 YEAH, I KNOW YOUR NAME, SILLY. 575 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,718 I JUST THINK A BETTER NAME FOR YOU IS CUTIE PATOOTIE. 576 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,321 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU HAVE SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE. 577 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,822 OH! HEY, THERE! 578 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:10,790 [giggling] 579 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,592 EXACTLY HOW MUCH OF THAT PUNCH HAVE YOU HAD? 580 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,127 JUST ENOUGH TO REALIZE, YOU KNOW, 581 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:17,364 THAT I MIGHT'VE BEEN A LITTLE SHORT WITH YOU BEFORE 582 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,666 AND I'M VERY SORRY. 583 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,168 CAN YOU FORGIVE ME? 584 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,336 [giggles] MAYBE. 585 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,804 YEAH? YEAH? 586 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,239 GOOD, 'CAUSE I-- 587 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:29,776 I HAVE JUST ONE TEENSY WEENSY LITTLE TINY FAVOR 588 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,844 TO ASK OF YOU. 589 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:32,945 WHAT'S THAT? 590 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,815 I NEED YOU TO MAKE A MOVE ON ELDON'S WIFE, STEPHANIE, 591 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:39,186 'CAUSE I WANT THAT PAINTED WHORE OUT OF THE PICTURE, OKAY? 592 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,520 CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME? 593 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,721 NO. 594 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,190 NO, I CANNOT DO THAT FOR YOU. 595 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,792 FINE. 596 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,894 YOU SUCK! 597 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,662 WHAT? 598 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,898 YOUR PURSE! 599 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,300 AW, CRAP. 600 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,834 OH, GREAT. 601 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,740 WELL, THAT FIGURES. 602 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,383 WHAT ARE THOSE? 603 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,252 JUST A COPY OF EVERY KEY IN THE SCHOOL. 604 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,920 BY THE END OF SENIOR YEAR, 605 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,822 I MANAGED TO BECOME A MEMBER 606 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:16,923 OF THE TRANS-AMERICAN WESTERN CUSTODIAL UNION, 607 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,858 LOCAL 456. 608 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,260 DON'T HOLD ME TO THIS, 609 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,929 BUT I BELIEVE I STILL HAVE VOTING PRIVILEGES. 610 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:26,399 IT'S BEEN 35 YEARS SINCE I'VE WANDERED THESE HALLS. 611 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,268 I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE A LOOK AROUND. 612 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,135 YOU WANNA JOIN ME? 613 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,471 THAT DEPENDS. DO YOU HAVE A HALL PASS? 614 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,705 YOU KIDDING? 615 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,775 I USED TO OWN THESE HALLS. 616 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,615 DID YOU BRING ME A GLASS OF PUNCH 617 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,917 AS SOME SORT OF 13-YEAR PEACE OFFERING? 618 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,320 OH, NO. 619 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,690 SORRY, THESE ARE BOTH FOR ME ACTUALLY. 620 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,792 I CAN GRAB YOU ONE THOUGH IF YOU'D LIKE. 621 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:53,860 NO. 622 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:54,861 I DO HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU THOUGH. 623 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:55,862 HMM? 624 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,897 ASSUMING THAT PARKER STEVENSON 625 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,234 HAD NEVER BEEN BORN, 626 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,769 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN 627 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,271 SOLVE A CRIME BEFORE? 628 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,206 I DID SEE JOHN CUSACK PREVENT A JAYWALKING ONCE. 629 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,976 MM. 630 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:14,314 [exhales] 631 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,649 THIS IS GOOD. 632 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,984 YEAH. 633 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,552 JUST, UH, GIVE ME A MINUTE. 634 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,321 I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO MY THING, OKAY? 635 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,022 YOU MIGHT WANT TO STEADY OR BRACE YOURSELF. 636 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,591 WHY, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? 637 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,859 WELL, I CAN'T REALLY SAY WITH ANY DEGREE OF ACCURACY. 638 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,927 BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT 639 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,430 SOME ANIMALS, SLOW ADULTS, 640 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,964 AND BEAUTIFUL GIRLS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SWOON. 641 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,267 YOU JUST CALLED ME SLOW. EXCUSE ME. 642 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,277 ARE YOU OKAY? 643 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,489 I'M A SLAVE TO IT. 644 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,627 [laughs] 645 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,695 [breathes heavily] 646 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,332 SHH. 647 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,034 WAIT FOR IT. 648 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,770 WAIT FOR IT. 649 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,739 [stifled laugh] DON'T DO THAT. 650 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,973 DON'T MOCK THE SPIRIT. 651 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,842 [laughs] SHH. 652 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,043 IT'S BENEATH YOU. 653 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,578 SHH. 654 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:25,952 HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED... 655 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,587 WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN MARRIED YET? 656 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,357 I DON'T HAVE TO WONDER. I KNOW WHY. 657 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,658 WELL, WHY? 658 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,727 I WILL GET MARRIED... SOMEDAY. 659 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,530 I JUST HAVEN'T MET HIM YET. 660 00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,865 YOU DON'T THINK. 661 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,600 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 662 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,002 WHAT ABOUT ME, ABIGAIL? 663 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:47,574 LOTS OF STRAPPING, BRILLIANT-TYPE GUYS 664 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,108 NEVER GOT MARRIED. 665 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,109 LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN. 666 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,078 SIR ISAAC NEWTON, RIGHT? 667 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,080 DOING HIS THING. 668 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:57,684 JON LOVITZ. 669 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,752 JON LOVITZ'S BROTHER. 670 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,421 JON LOVITZ HAS A BROTHER? 671 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,790 DOES IT REALLY...MATTER? 672 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,437 I JUST FIGURED IT OUT. 673 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,138 WHAT? WHY YOU NEVER GOT MARRIED? 674 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:25,978 NO--I KNOW WHO OUR MURDERERS ARE. 675 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,147 (Gus) SO, WAIT-- NOW YOU ARE SAYING 676 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,148 THAT HOWIE AND EILEEN ARE THE KILLERS? 677 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,049 (Shawn) YEP. 678 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,452 WASN'T HOWIE THE VICTIM AT ONE POINT? 679 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,886 GUS, THAT IS SO 40 MINUTES AGO. 680 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,122 I BET YOU'RE STILL TELLING YOUR FRIENDS TO "CHILLAX." 681 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,625 SHAWN, WHY WOULD TWO PEOPLE WHO JUST KILLED SOMEONE 682 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:41,160 BE SO CASUAL: SMILING, DANCING. 683 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,462 I AGREE. 684 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,431 IT IS BOTH SURREAL AND DISTURBING 685 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,132 TO WATCH TWO MURDERERS DO THE CABBAGE PATCH. 686 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:47,700 BUT THAT'S THE POINT, GUS. 687 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:51,370 THEY'RE TRYING TO LOOK AS CASUAL AS POSSIBLE. 688 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,443 BUT I'M NOT FOOLED. 689 00:22:56,476 --> 00:23:01,448 THE QUESTION IS WHY ARE THEY STICKING AROUND? 690 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,483 LOOKING FOR INFO ON OUR BELOVED COUPLE. 691 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,052 ANYTHING THAT MIGHT SAY "FUTURE KILLERS." 692 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,854 WHAT DOES THAT WORD EVEN MEAN ANYWAY: 693 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,155 "GREATNESS." 694 00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,157 IT'S LIKE THEY PURPOSELY SET YOU UP FOR FAILURE. 695 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,559 I MEAN, WHAT HAVE I DONE IN MY LIFE 696 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,494 THAT ANYONE WOULD SAY WAS GREAT? 697 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:15,895 DUDE, THE PERFECT COCOA ROUNDNESS OF YOUR HEAD ALONE 698 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,530 MAKES YOU GREAT. 699 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,666 THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, SHAWN. 700 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:22,168 NO ONE HAD ANY EXPECTATIONS YOU WOULD AMOUNT TO GREATNESS. 701 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,136 GUS, DON'T BE AN INCORRIGIBLE ESKIMO PIE 702 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,171 WITH A CARAMEL RIBBON. 703 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,607 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THESE PEOPLE THINK OF YOU. 704 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,709 BUT, AND I PUT THIS OUT THERE AS A CHALLENGE TO YOU, 705 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,110 YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW 'EM 706 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,879 YOU'VE LIVED UP TO YOUR POTENTIAL? 707 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,881 HELP ME SOLVE THIS CASE, PLEASE. 708 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,449 COME ON, HOW MANY OF OUR CLASSMATES 709 00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:37,850 ARE OUT THERE SOLVING A MURDER TONIGHT, HUH? 710 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:38,885 A HANDFUL MAYBE? 711 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,587 YOU COULD BE ONE OF THEM. 712 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,464 DUCKY. 713 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:52,632 WHAT? 714 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,233 DUDE! 715 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,102 WE'VE BEEN LOOKING IN THE WRONG JOHN HUGHES MOVIE. 716 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,204 THIS ISN'T BREAKFAST CLUB , OR CURLY SUE, 717 00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,473 OR MR. MOM AND IT CERTAINLY ISN'T FLUBBER. 718 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:01,474 WHY ARE YOU HATIN' ON FLUBBER? 719 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:02,609 I WOULD NEVER HATE ON FLUBBER. 720 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:03,976 I'M NOT FOLLOWING. 721 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,778 WHAT DO ALL THE BEST JOHN HUGHES MOVIES 722 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,547 HAVE IN COMMON? A LOVE TRIANGLE. 723 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,582 THERE'S ALWAYS... 724 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,583 A DUCKY. 725 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,218 DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT GUY? 726 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:13,586 VAGUELY. 727 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,821 I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME THOUGH. 728 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,489 CHECK THE GRAD PICS. 729 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,761 HE DIDN'T SHOW UP. 730 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,095 17 NO-SHOWS. HE'S ONE OF THEM. 731 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,164 THE QUESTION IS WHICH ONE. 732 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,133 DUCKY, WHERE ARE YOU? 733 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,135 IS THIS THE SAME GUY? 734 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,540 GOOD WORK, GUS. 735 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,474 THIS IS GOOD. 736 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:39,278 I THINK I JUST FIGURED SOMETHING OUT. 737 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,247 I GOTTA MAKE A QUICK STOP. 738 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,616 ARE WE BACK IN BUSINESS, PARTNER? 739 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:44,751 MILO AND OTIS. 740 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:45,918 I GET TO BE OTIS? 741 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:46,919 THAT'S A GIVEN. 742 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,287 OKAY, BUT LOOK, 743 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,155 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE GYM 744 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,089 AND MAKE SURE ALL THE BALLOTS ARE IN 745 00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,592 OR WE WON'T HAVE A REUNION KING AND QUEEN. 746 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:53,626 MEET YOU THERE? YEAH. 747 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,094 OR WE COULD MEET BACK HERE 748 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,228 AND GIVE EACH OTHER MAKEOVERS 749 00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:57,730 TO KARLA DEVITO'S WE ARE NOT ALONE. 750 00:24:57,764 --> 00:24:59,098 IT'S YOUR CHOICE. 751 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,719 DAD? 752 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:21,153 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 753 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,622 HOW DID-- 754 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:23,823 HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE? 755 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:24,991 PLACE WAS OPEN. 756 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,926 YOUR MOM AND I WERE JUST LOOKING AROUND. 757 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:27,927 SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM. 758 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,663 SO WHAT, YOU JUST... 759 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,331 YOU JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL THING 760 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,800 SO SIT HERE IN THE DARK? 761 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,668 SHAWN, I USED TO FIX UP CARS 762 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,170 IN THIS VERY PLACE WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 763 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,606 I ACTUALLY DROPPED THE TRANNY 764 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:40,907 OUT OF A '57 CHEVY JUST LIKE THIS ONE. 765 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,643 PRACTICALLY REBUILT THE THING FROM SCRATCH. 766 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:44,677 WHEN THAT THING WAS DONE, 767 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:47,680 BABY, I'LL TELL YOU, IT PURRED. 768 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:48,981 NOW I FEEL AWFUL. 769 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:50,149 WHY? 770 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,317 MOM. 771 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:53,085 SHE'S STILL IN THE BATHROOM. 772 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,286 SHE MISSED THAT ENTIRE STORY. 773 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,688 SHAWN, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU NEVER CARED 774 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,089 ABOUT ANYTHING IN HIGH SCHOOL. 775 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,991 YEAH, WELL, AS IT TURNS OUT, 776 00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:01,193 IT SEEMS I DID CARE ABOUT SOMETHING. 777 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,863 I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH ANYMORE. 778 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:08,367 DAD, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MISS OUT ON A MOMENT? 779 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,869 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 780 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:10,703 LIKE AN OPPORTUNITY. 781 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,672 YOU THINK YOU COULD MISS AN OPPORTUNITY 782 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,106 IN A MOMENT. 783 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,042 YOU KNOW, AND THEN IT'S TOO LATE. 784 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,110 AND THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE IS CHANGED FOREVER. 785 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:20,579 YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 786 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:25,652 WAIT A MINUTE. IS THIS ABOUT A GIRL? 787 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:26,953 MAYBE. 788 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,956 LIFE IS NOT MADE UP OF A SINGLE MOMENT. 789 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:31,924 IT'S MADE UP OF A GAZILLION MOMENTS. 790 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:34,193 WHAT DEFINES US IS THE CHOICE WE MAKE 791 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:36,328 IN THE NEXT MOMENT, AND THE ONE AFTER THAT. 792 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:37,964 THESE MOMENTS, SHAWN, THEY'RE HAPPENING. 793 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:41,000 THEY'RE ALL AROUND US ALL THE TIME. 794 00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,205 YOU'RE HAVING ONE RIGHT NOW. 795 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,640 I JUST KEEP WONDERING, 796 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:49,375 LIKE, WHAT IF I'D MADE A DIFFERENT CHOICE, 797 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:51,243 YOU KNOW, LIKE, ON A PARTICULAR NIGHT, 798 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:52,645 IN ONE OF THESE MOMENTS, 799 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,647 WHO WOULD I BE NOW? 800 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:57,817 WELL, I SUSPECT THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE YOU. 801 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,092 GOOD TALK, DAD. 802 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,960 I GOTTA RUN. 803 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,162 ACTUALLY, THERE IS ONE MORE THING. 804 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:12,298 DO YOU THINK I COULD BORROW YOUR UNDERPANTS? 805 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:17,236 JUST--JUST FOR, LIKE, TEN MINUTES. 806 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,405 OH, COME ON! 807 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,807 WE'RE ALREADY IN THE CAR! 808 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,742 THESE ARE--THESE ARE ICONIC FILM REFERENCES 809 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,276 I'M MAKING TONIGHT. 810 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:27,914 (Shawn) HIS NAME IS PETER COLTER, CLASS OF '95. 811 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:29,682 (Gus) CAN WE HURRY THIS UP? 812 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:30,783 I'M DUE BACK IN THE GYM TO MAKE MY PRESENTATION. 813 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:32,284 IF CHIEF VICK KNEW I WAS RUNNING NAMES FOR YOU GUYS, 814 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,720 I'D LOSE MY ASS. 815 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:34,887 WE DEFINITELY DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. 816 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:35,888 OH, WAIT-- 817 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:36,288 I HAVE SOMETHING. 818 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,456 WHAT IS IT? 819 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,958 WELL, IT'S NOT CRIMINAL, 820 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:39,959 BUT IT'S AN ACCIDENT REPORT. 821 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:40,960 THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT 822 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,328 ON JUNE 6TH, 1995. 823 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,430 THAT WAS THREE DAYS BEFORE GRADUATION. 824 00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:46,265 (Juliet) PETER COLTER WAS THE DRIVER. ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED. 825 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:48,100 HE HIT ANOTHER VEHICLE HEAD-ON. 826 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,236 A MAN WAS THROWN FROM THE CAR 20 FEET. 827 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,270 WE WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL, 828 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,072 SURVIVED IN A COMA FOR SEVEN MONTHS 829 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,474 AND EVENTUALLY DIED FROM INTERNAL INJURIES. 830 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,109 PETER COLTER WAS THEN CHARGED 831 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:58,377 WITH INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER 832 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,212 AND RECEIVED SIX YEARS PROBATION. 833 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,814 BUT THERE WERE TWO OTHER PASSENGERS 834 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:02,815 IN THE CAR WITH HIM. 835 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,383 LET ME GUESS. 836 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:06,385 HOWIE TOLKIN AND EILEEN MAZWELL. 837 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,219 YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 838 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:09,288 BECAUSE I'VE SEEN PRETTY IN PINK, 839 00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:11,390 LIKE, 75 TIMES. 840 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,492 WAIT, WAIT, AND HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. 841 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,493 WELL, IT'S SMALL, 842 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,762 BUT SOME PETTY THEFT 843 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,797 THAT WAS OUT OF STATE. 844 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:19,932 SHOPLIFTING IN FALLON, NEVADA, 845 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,802 WHICH LEADS ME TO A RESTRAINING ORDER. 846 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,904 IT WAS PLACED ONE MONTH AGO 847 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:26,739 BY EILEEN MAZWELL AND PETER COLTER. 848 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:27,940 FOR WHAT? 849 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:29,508 HARASSMENT. 850 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:33,445 [humming] 851 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:34,747 PETER WASN'T DRIVING THE CAR THAT NIGHT. 852 00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:35,748 IT WAS HOWIE. 853 00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:37,483 WHAT, AND HE TOOK THE RAP FOR THE ACCIDENT? 854 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:38,484 WHY? 855 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:40,219 A MOMENT AND A CHOICE, GUS. 856 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,487 LOOK, HOWIE AND EILEEN KILLED PETER. 857 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,289 I KNOW IT ALL NOW. 858 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:44,891 BUT NO BODY, NO CRIME. 859 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:46,192 SERIOUSLY, JULES? 860 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,060 THAT HAS TO BE ON A POSTER AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 861 00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:49,461 IT'S JUST SOMETHING WE SAY. 862 00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:50,529 WAIT, SO WE KNOW WHO THE KILLERS ARE. 863 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,931 WE KNOW WHO THEY KILLED. 864 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:53,365 BUT WE DON'T HAVE A BODY? WHERE IS IT? 865 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:54,500 WELL, IF I WAS JUST SOME AVERAGE GUY 866 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,667 WITHOUT ANY SUPERPOWERS, I'D SAY, 867 00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:58,270 [mumbling dumbly] I DON'T KNOW. WHY YOU ASKING ME? 868 00:28:58,304 --> 00:28:59,772 BUT AS HEAD PSYCHIC 869 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,240 OF THE SANTA BARBARA POLICE DEPARTMENT, 870 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:05,177 I'D SAY I DON'T KNOW, 871 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:06,312 WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? 872 00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:07,513 SHAWN. 873 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:09,515 IT'S STILL HIDDEN SOMEWHERE AT THAT SCHOOL! 874 00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:11,517 O'HARA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THIS LATE? 875 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:12,985 I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF TONIGHT. 876 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:14,854 YEAH, UM, YOU KNOW, 877 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:17,423 I WAS OUT, STOPPED BACK BY. 878 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:19,425 I, UH, YOU KNOW, FORGOT MY, UH, CHAPSTICK. 879 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,894 WHICH I NOW HAVE. YAY. 880 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:23,529 WHERE WERE YOU AT, YOUR PROM? 881 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:24,931 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 882 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:26,232 BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING A PROM DRESS. 883 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:30,569 AND ARE YOU TWO ON A CASE? 884 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,171 CHIEF. 885 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,505 BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER ASSIGNING YOU ONE. 886 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:35,908 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 887 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,543 SHE WAS HELPING ME. I JUST MADE A BUST. 888 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:38,845 UH, AND WHO IS THAT? 889 00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:40,546 THAT IS A REAL SCHIZOID. 890 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,514 ELIZABETH REBA DAVIS, 891 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,917 A.K.A. MINDY HOWLAND. 892 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:45,918 WOMAN'S BEEN FILLING FALSE PRESCRIPTIONS 893 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:48,320 UNDER FAKE NAMES SINCE '96. 894 00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:49,488 (Vick) OH, OKAY. 895 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:50,823 I SEE. 896 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:53,826 WELL, GOOD WORK, PEOPLE. 897 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,195 OH, AND BY THE WAY, 898 00:29:56,228 --> 00:29:58,030 WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE REALLY WORKING ON, 899 00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:00,132 YOU'RE NOT BEING PAID FOR THIS. 900 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,404 OW. 901 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,406 THANK YOU FOR THAT, LASSITER. 902 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:08,507 YEAH, SWEET. 903 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,976 LOOK, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GONNA GET BACK TO THIS. 904 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,343 I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE MUG SHOTS. 905 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,879 I'M HAVING FUN. 906 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:16,849 IT'S THE BEST DATE I'VE BEEN ON IN A LONG TIME. 907 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:19,085 (Shawn) HE LANDED HERE. 908 00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:20,186 WE KNOW THAT. 909 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,220 THERE'S NO OTHER ENTRANCE 910 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,421 THEY COULD'VE GOTTEN INTO 911 00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:24,123 UNLESS THEY DRAGGED THE BODY 200 YARDS 912 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,157 ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE GYM. 913 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:29,295 RIGHT. 914 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,897 WAIT A MINUTE. 915 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:38,237 THAT... IS THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM. 916 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:41,473 OH, NOW THAT HE REMEMBERS. 917 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,609 HOW WOULD THEY EVEN GET A BODY DOWN THERE ANYWAY? 918 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:45,912 THAT'S, LIKE, A 13-FOOT DROP. 919 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,613 AH. 920 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,882 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, PARTNER. 921 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:50,883 I'M GONNA EASE YOU DOWN, 922 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:51,850 AND I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 923 00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:53,619 YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND, SHAWN. 924 00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:54,987 I'M NOT GOING DOWN THERE FIRST. 925 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:56,088 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 926 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:57,589 YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS TO ME NOW 927 00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:59,491 AFTER I'VE LAID ALL THE GROUND WORK? 928 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,027 NOW WILL YOU JUST GET DOWN THERE? 929 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,962 I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. HELP ME BACK UP. 930 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:04,530 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU'RE IN. 931 00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:05,531 HELP ME UP, SHAWN. 932 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:06,598 ALL RIGHT. 933 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,368 [grunts] 934 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:10,569 [thud] 935 00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:13,105 UH. OKAY. 936 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:14,907 NOW YOU, SHAWN. 937 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:16,976 SHAWN? 938 00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:19,912 DUDE, I AM SO SORRY. 939 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:23,449 I DIDN'T REALIZE I'VE HAD THE KEYS ALL ALONG. 940 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:24,583 LET'S JUST GET TO IT. 941 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:26,085 OKAY, INDEED. 942 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,486 LET'S FIND US A BODY. 943 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:31,590 BUT FIRST, LET'S BOTH OF US TAKE A PRIVATE MOMENT 944 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:33,960 TO PAY HOMAGE TO ALL OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS 945 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:35,294 THAT HAVE OCCURRED HERE OVER THE YEARS. 946 00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:37,296 [door opens] 947 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,578 [whispering] DUDE, IT'S HOWIE AND EILEEN. 948 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,280 THAT'S WHY THEY HAVEN'T LEFT THE REUNION. 949 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:56,048 THEY STASHED THE BODY, BUT NOW THEY'VE GOT TO MOVE IT. 950 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:57,984 YEAH, BUT WHERE IS IT? 951 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:03,622 [door slams shut] 952 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:07,626 (Eileen) DID YOU HEAR THAT? 953 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:09,228 (Howie) I THINK THERE'S SOMEBODY IN HERE WITH US. 954 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:12,364 I THINK IT CAME FROM THE STALLS. 955 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:28,547 [door slams open] 956 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:38,557 [door slams open] 957 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,169 NOBODY'S THERE. 958 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,971 CHECK THE LOCKERS. 959 00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:10,589 DO YOU HAVE A STICK OR A SMALL LEAF? 960 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,292 WHY WOULD I HAVE A STICK? 961 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:24,002 OKAY. 962 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,141 [raspy scream] 963 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:31,277 TCH-TCH-TCH-TCH. 964 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,247 WE GOTTA GET THIS BODY TO LASSITER 965 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:36,615 IF I'M GONNA ACCUSE THEM OF THE CRIME. 966 00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:38,517 WHY DON'T WE BRING LASSITER DOWN HERE? 967 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,319 YEAH, WE COME BACK AND THE BODY'S GONE AGAIN, COME ON! 968 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,353 IF TOLKIN FINDS US, 969 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:42,621 HE'S GONNA STRANGLE US. 970 00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:45,224 HE STRANGLES PEOPLE, SHAWN. 971 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,492 HEAD OR FEET? 972 00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:59,505 SHAWN. SHAWN SPENCER. 973 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,540 WERE YOU GIRLS ABLE TO GET SOME PUNCH? 974 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:06,445 [rock music] 975 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:10,549 * 976 00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:11,617 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW? 977 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:14,720 FLYING TO SAN FRANCISCO FOR WORK. 978 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:17,523 YOU KNOW I'M JUST HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 979 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:18,657 YEAH, OF COURSE. 980 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,526 I, JUST, I... 981 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,094 ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE 982 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:23,395 MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. 983 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:24,863 YOU DID? 984 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,299 YEAH, SURE, THIS IS... 985 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,435 THIS IS ONLY HALF THE PICTURE. 986 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,708 [laughs] 987 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,277 YEAH! THAT WAS FUN, RIGHT? 988 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:41,813 SO IT IS NOW TIME TO ANNOUNCE 989 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:45,351 THE REUNION PROM QUEEN AND KING. 990 00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:48,387 HOWIE TOLKIN! 991 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,622 [cheers and applause] 992 00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:52,491 AND HIS REAL LIFE BRIDE, 993 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:55,394 EILEEN MAZWELL! 994 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,829 [cheers and applause] 995 00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,198 HEY, HEY, HEY! WHERE YOU GOING? 996 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:00,399 HOWIE, EILEEN, COME UP HERE! 997 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,406 THIS IS EXCITING. 998 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,177 CONGRATULATIONS. 999 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:14,313 LOOKS LIKE HISTORY HAS REPEATED ITSELF. 1000 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,848 THOSE CROWNS SURE ARE HEAVY. 1001 00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:18,417 YES, THEY ARE. 1002 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,520 HEAVY WITH LIES. 1003 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,355 YOU SEE, MY FELLOW ALUMNI, 1004 00:35:23,389 --> 00:35:27,426 ONE OF YOUR CLASSMATES WAS MURDERED HERE TONIGHT. 1005 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,728 HIS NAME WAS PETER COLTER. 1006 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:31,363 HE WAS A SMART KID. 1007 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:32,831 HE WAS A A WIZ AT FIXING CARS. 1008 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,566 HE WAS ALSO THE WATER BOY FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM. 1009 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,502 THE REASON YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER HIM VERY WELL 1010 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:40,472 IS BECAUSE HE LIVED IN THEIR SHADOW. 1011 00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:42,341 HE WORSHIPPED THEM, DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, 1012 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:45,344 INCLUDING TAKING A RAP FOR A TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENT 1013 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:49,581 THAT WAS ACTUALLY CAUSED BY HOWIE. 1014 00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:52,318 AND YOU LET HIM DO IT 1015 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:53,385 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE 1016 00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:55,754 YOUR PRECIOUS SCHOLARSHIP. 1017 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:57,356 POOR PETER'S LIFE 1018 00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:59,291 WAS STUCK IN THAT MOMENT, AND HE NEVER RECOVERED. 1019 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:02,194 THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T SHOW UP TO TAKE HIS YEARBOOK PHOTO, 1020 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:03,295 AND THAT'S WHY HE MOVED AWAY 1021 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:05,331 AND ENDED UP COMMITTING PETTY CRIMES. 1022 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,333 MEANWHILE, THE TWO OF YOU MOVED ON 1023 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:08,334 TO UCLA. 1024 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:09,635 YOU MARRIED YOUR PROM QUEEN. 1025 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,437 PROBABLY NEVER GAVE YOUR OLD FRIEND PETER 1026 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:12,471 ANOTHER THOUGHT. 1027 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:15,707 THAT IS... UNTIL ABOUT A MONTH AGO. 1028 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,376 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, EILEEN? 1029 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,377 SEEING IT'S NO COINCIDENCE 1030 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:20,279 THAT THE RESTRAINING ORDER THE YOU FILED 1031 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:23,249 AGAINST PETER JUST HAPPENED TO COINCIDE 1032 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:25,317 WITH HOWIE HERE ANNOUNCING HIS CANDIDACY 1033 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:26,485 IN THE STATE ASSEMBLY. 1034 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:27,353 PETER COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 1035 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:29,721 HE NEEDED THE TRUTH TO COME OUT, 1036 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:30,922 SO HE CONTACTED YOU. 1037 00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:32,458 YOU TWO DID EVERYTHING YOU COULD 1038 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:33,692 TO PREVENT HIM FROM COMING HERE TONIGHT, 1039 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,227 BUT HE CAME ANYWAY. 1040 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,429 HE WORE HIS LETTERMAN'S JACKET 1041 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:40,432 WITH HIS SPECIAL STATE CHAMPIONSHIP PIN. 1042 00:36:40,466 --> 00:36:44,436 STILL STUCK IN THAT ONE MOMENT. 1043 00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:45,571 HE VISITED ALL HIS OLD HAUNTS. 1044 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:49,475 MADE A STOP AT THE AUTO SHOP. 1045 00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:52,278 GOT A LITTLE UPSET WHEN HE SAW THE TROPHY SHRINE 1046 00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:53,245 BUILT TO CELEBRATE YOU. 1047 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:56,014 FINALLY, HE CONFRONTED YOU BOTH ON THE ROOF, 1048 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,449 DRUNK AND UPSET. 1049 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,451 YOU COULDN'T LET HIM UNCOVER THE TRUTH. 1050 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:01,453 IT WAS WAY TOO MUCH TO LOSE. 1051 00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:04,423 SO YOU GAVE HIM ONE FINAL PUSH. 1052 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:07,726 SILENCED HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL. 1053 00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:11,263 THREE ARRESTS IN ONE NIGHT. NOT BAD. 1054 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:12,598 PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A BODY. 1055 00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:13,665 IT'S THE FURRY SABERCAT BACKSTAGE. 1056 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:15,834 GREAT! 1057 00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:17,369 (man) STAND UP, PLEASE. 1058 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,937 UP. 1059 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,573 HOMICIDE HOWIE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1060 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,445 AND NOW I'D JUST LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY 1061 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:27,946 TO THANK SOMEONE WHO'S NOT ONLY RESPONSIBLE 1062 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:31,283 FOR PLANNING ALL OF THIS TONIGHT, 1063 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:33,485 COMPLETE WITH A RASTAFARIAN THEME 1064 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:35,721 THAT YOU ALL EMBRACED SO HEARTILY, 1065 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,789 BUT WHO IS ALSO THE MASTERMIND 1066 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,458 BEHIND THE SOLVING OF TONIGHT'S CRIME. 1067 00:37:39,491 --> 00:37:40,759 I KNOW IT'S TRUE, 1068 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:43,362 I'M THE PSYCHIC. 1069 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:45,464 BUT, UH, OFTEN TIMES MY REVELATIONS 1070 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:47,499 ARE NOTHING BUT A CRYPTIC MESS. 1071 00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:48,500 TONIGHT, FOR INSTANCE, 1072 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:49,701 ALL I COULD SEE 1073 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:51,069 WERE SCENES FROM PRETTY IN PINK, 1074 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,405 A GIANT RHOMBUS IN A T-SHIRT 1075 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:54,640 THAT READ "SOCCER MOMS ARE EASY." 1076 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:56,408 NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS MEAN, 1077 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:59,044 BUT GUS IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO SHAPE THEM 1078 00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:01,580 INTO COLD HARD EVIDENTIAL FACTS. 1079 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,482 BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT MAKES HIM GREAT. 1080 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,083 NO, SIR. 1081 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,319 BURTON GUSTER HAS BEEN MY BEST FRIEND 1082 00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:08,420 SINCE WE WERE FIVE. 1083 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:10,456 AND MAYBE, 1084 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:12,724 JUST MAYBE, 1085 00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:14,626 IF ANY OF YOU CAN LOOK YOURSELVES IN THE MIRROR 1086 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:15,794 AND KNOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN 1087 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:18,497 HALF AS GOOD A FRIEND TO SOMEONE ELSE 1088 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:21,433 AS GUS HAS BEEN TO ME... 1089 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:24,936 WELL, YOU TOO CAN BE CONSIDERED GREAT. 1090 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:27,539 GIVE IT UP FOR MY BEST FRIEND, 1091 00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:29,107 BURTON GUSTER. 1092 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,677 [applause] 1093 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:34,012 WHOO! 1094 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:36,482 OH, HENRY. 1095 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:38,550 WE MUST'VE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT. 1096 00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:41,019 THAT WAS ALL YOU. 1097 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:42,488 YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1098 00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:53,799 I MUST SAY THAT WAS QUITE IMPRESSIVE. 1099 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,734 IF YOU'RE THAT GOOD OF A DETECTIVE, 1100 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:57,403 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT SORT OF MIDWIFE YOU MADE. 1101 00:38:57,436 --> 00:39:00,539 OKAY, THIS IS 13 YEARS OVERDUE, 1102 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:01,607 BUT HERE GOES. 1103 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,908 I KNOW THAT YOU THINK 1104 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:04,976 THAT I DIDN'T SHOW UP THE NIGHT I WAS SUPPOSED 1105 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,378 TO MEET YOU AT THE CARNIVAL, 1106 00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:08,880 BUT THE TRUTH IS I DID. 1107 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,983 YOU WERE STANDING AT THE END OF THE PIER. 1108 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:15,987 YOU WERE WEARING A BLUE, THIN-STRIPED BABY DOLL DRESS. 1109 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:19,525 DOC MARTEN SANDALS, BLACK. 1110 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:21,927 YOU HAD A ROW OF RED BUTTERFLY CLIPS IN YOUR HAIR, 1111 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,162 SHORT JEAN JACKET AND THE RIGHT POCKET WAS RIPPED 1112 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,932 BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS USED TO SHOVE YOUR FIST IN THERE 1113 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:27,866 WHEN YOU GOT NERVOUS. 1114 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:30,736 YOU WERE PACING BACK AND FORTH THAT NIGHT. 1115 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,771 YOU WAITED AROUND ALMOST AN HOUR 1116 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,773 BEFORE YOU WALKED AWAY. 1117 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:38,777 UM, THESE ARE OUR TICKETS TO THE CARNIVAL. 1118 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,846 I SAVED THEM. 1119 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,449 I WAS SO NERVOUS, I CHOKED. 1120 00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:44,450 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 1121 00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:45,684 THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS TO ME. 1122 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:46,852 BUT THE TRUTH IS, ABIGAIL, 1123 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:50,556 I THINK I LIKED YOU TOO MUCH. 1124 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:53,625 AND SOMEWHERE IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD, 1125 00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:55,827 I KNEW WHAT THAT NIGHT WOULD MEAN 1126 00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:59,030 AND EVEN HOW MY LIFE COULD BE DIFFERENT NOW 1127 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,099 IF I HADN'T LET YOU WALK AWAY. 1128 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:04,703 BUT THIS IS A DIFFERENT MOMENT, 1129 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,772 AND IT'S A CHANCE TO MAKE A DIFFERENT CHOICE. 1130 00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:09,475 AND YOU'RE REALLY AMAZING, 1131 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,543 AND I KNOW WE CAN'T GO BACK IN TIME, 1132 00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,712 BUT I DO WISH THAT THERE WAS SOME WAY THAT I-- 1133 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,715 [slow rock music] 1134 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:23,755 * 1135 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,061 SO I'LL JUST KEEP THINKING, 1136 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,998 AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING THAT COMES TO MIND, 1137 00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:34,065 I'LL LET YOU KNOW 1138 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:37,503 THAT WAS...REALLY NICE. 1139 00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:39,204 PRETTY MUCH PERFECT. 1140 00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:40,672 YEAH. 1141 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,809 PRETTY MUCH PERFECT. 1142 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,181 SO WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? 1143 00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:51,883 I DON'T KNOW. 1144 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:55,086 MAYBE THIS IS WHAT... 1145 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,022 CLOSURE FEELS LIKE? 1146 00:40:57,055 --> 00:41:01,593 MAYBE. 1147 00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:03,929 I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AT THE 20-YEAR REUNION. 1148 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,997 YEAH, UH... 1149 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,866 THOUGH KNOWING GUS IT'LL PROBABLY BE OUR 23RD, 1150 00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:10,201 BUT, UH, I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 1151 00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:12,070 YEAH. SURE. 1152 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,740 OKAY. 1153 00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:22,047 BYE, SHAWN. 1154 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,982 (Gus) DEAR LELAND BOSSEIGH HIGH ADMINISTRATIVE BOARD. 1155 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,817 WE ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE WITHHOLDING OUR DEPOSIT 1156 00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:27,719 OF $1,500 FOR DAMAGES. 1157 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:31,523 WE ALSO ACCEPT THAT YOU JUST SEE US AS YOU WANT TO SEE US: 1158 00:41:31,557 --> 00:41:32,624 IN THE SIMPLEST TERMS, 1159 00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:35,661 IN THE MOST CONVENIENT DEFINITIONS. 1160 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:36,528 A SNARKY PSYCHIC, 1161 00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:39,230 AN UPTIGHT PHARMACEUTICALS SALESMAN, 1162 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:41,600 A PRETTY FEMALE BLONDE DETECTIVE, 1163 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:42,768 AND A NOT SO PRETTY, 1164 00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:44,135 UNUSUALLY LANKY DETECTIVE. 1165 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:46,805 BUT EACH OF US IS ALL OF THOSE THINGS. 1166 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,207 PLUS OUR NORMAL FEE FOR SOLVING A MURDER 1167 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,276 IN ONE MEANINGFUL EVENING IS TWICE THAT. 1168 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:54,145 SO ENCLOSED IS A BILL FOR $3,000. 1169 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,314 PLEASE REMIT PAYMENT IN THE FORM OF A CHECK 1170 00:41:56,347 --> 00:42:01,152 MADE OUT SIMPLY TO "PSYCH." 1171 00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:04,189 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com