1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:02,803 (kids) SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,139 SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! 3 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:09,243 SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! 4 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:10,678 SHAWN, THIS'LL NEVER WORK. 5 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,380 I'VE DONE THE MATH. 6 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,348 THE RAMP'S TOO SHORT. YOU'LL HAVE TO LET ME DUCK. 7 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:17,218 SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! 8 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:19,587 SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! 9 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,290 SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! 10 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,492 SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! 11 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,295 SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN! 12 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:30,364 (boy) SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN, STOP! 13 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,200 SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAWN SHAWN! 14 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:36,337 [swooshing noises] 15 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,372 ABORT. ABORT. ABORT! 16 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,842 OH, CRAP. 17 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,644 AAH! 18 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,283 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, SHAWN?! 19 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,319 DAD, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! 20 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,321 OF ALL THE BONEHEADED STUNTS YOU'VE PULLED IN YOUR LIFE, 21 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,323 THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE DUMBEST. 22 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:57,325 SHAWN, WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING THAT'S HOLY 23 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,093 WOULD POSSESS YOU TO DO SOMETHING 24 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:00,728 SO INCREDIBLY STUPID? 25 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:03,397 ALL THE KIDS FROM MY CLASS WANTED TO SEE ME DO IT. 26 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:06,234 SEE? 27 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,102 NO, SEE WHAT, SHAWN? 28 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:12,173 [exhales] 29 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,542 COME HERE. LISTEN TO ME. 30 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,377 YOU THINK YOUR FANS CAME OUT HERE 31 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,346 TO SEE YOU MAKE THIS JUMP? 32 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:19,780 YEAH. 33 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,216 THEY CAME OUT HERE TO SEE YOU CRACK YOUR HEAD OPEN. 34 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,351 WHICH BASICALLY MAKES YOU NO DIFFERENT 35 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:26,520 THAN THE KID IN CLASS WHO CAN SHOOT MILK OUT OF HIS EYE. 36 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,856 DO YOU THINK I COULD BE AS POPULAR AS HIM? 37 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,601 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS, SHAWN. 38 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,436 APPARENTLY YOU'RE UNAWARE THAT SOME CHURROS 39 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,572 HAVE MORE NUTRIENTS THAN CARROTS. 40 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,675 12 MORE OF THESE, I'LL HAVE MY RDA OF RIBOFLAVIN. 41 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,443 NO, I MEAN ACCEPTING TICKETS 42 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:50,478 TO SOME RIDICULOUS TRACTOR PULL 43 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,180 AS PAYMENT FOR A CASE. 44 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,247 GUS--EXCUSE US. 45 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:55,549 WHEN YOUR CLIENTS ARE CARNIE FOLK, 46 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:58,586 IT'S THIS OR 20 RIDES ON A RUSTED TILT-A-WHIRL. 47 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,455 AND I REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU GOT ON ONE OF THOSE. 48 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,257 YOU KNOW I HAD EARLY ONSET VERTIGO. 49 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,826 THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WOLF BOY AND HIS GOLD TEETH 50 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,828 HAVE BEEN REUNITED. 51 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,463 OW! OW. 52 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:10,764 DON'T PLAY, SHAWN. 53 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,566 (announcer on P.A.) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 54 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,468 PLEASE GIVE A HUGE SANTA BARBARA WELCOME 55 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,536 TO OUR OPENING ACT. 56 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,472 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE HEART-STOPPING, 57 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,808 GRAVITY-MYSTIFYING, DEATH-DEFYING 58 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:25,813 DUTCH "THE CLUTCH" JENKINS! 59 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:29,483 [cheers and applause] 60 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,827 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, DUDE. IT'S DUTCH THE CLUTCH. 61 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,395 WHAT, YOU KNOW THAT GUY? 62 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,497 DUDE, YOU DON'T REMEMBER DUTCH THE CLUTCH? 63 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,733 HE WAS ON THAT'S INCREDIBLE ONCE WHEN WE WERE KIDS, 64 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,368 AND HE JUMPED SPRINGFIELD GORGE. 65 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,769 THAT WAS HOMER SIMPSON. 66 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,538 DUTCH WILL ATTEMPT TO LAUNCH HIMSELF 67 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,340 THROUGH THE RING OF FIRE 68 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:55,609 AND LAND SAFELY ON THE OTHER SIDE. 69 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,578 BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 70 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,613 DUTCH WILL ATTEMPT THIS STUNT 71 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,849 WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF HIS SIGHT! 72 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:04,518 [cheers] 73 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:05,786 THAT GUY IS CRAZY. 74 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:10,491 CRAZY AWESOME. 75 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,661 (announcer) HERE WE GO, FOLKS. 76 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,928 HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS! 77 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,398 [motorcycle revs] 78 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,430 [gasps and groans] 79 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,568 [pained grunts] 80 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,706 (announcer) EVERYONE, PLEASE REMAIN CALM. 81 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,661 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 82 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,062 [cheers and applause] 83 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,364 (announcer) HE'S OKAY! 84 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,299 EVERYONE, SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION 85 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:29,036 FOR A TRUE AMERICAN HERO, DUTCH THE CLUTCH! 86 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,671 THAT WAS INSANE. 87 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:33,040 NO. 88 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,742 THAT WAS ATTEMPTED MURDER. 89 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,383 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 90 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,651 * 91 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,386 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 92 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,687 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 93 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,422 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 94 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,424 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 95 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,559 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 96 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,661 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 97 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,396 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 98 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,731 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 99 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:03,537 * I KNOW YOU KNOW * 100 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:04,805 (Shawn) DUTCH! DUTCH THE CLUTCH. 101 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,740 YOU HONESTLY DON'T REMEMBER HIM? NO. 102 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,008 WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL FOR YOU? 103 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:11,579 GUS, GUYS LIKE ME AND HIM ARE CUT FROM THE SAME CLOTH, OKAY? 104 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,814 WE CAST ASIDE THE RULES OF SOCIETY. 105 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,649 WE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER. 106 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:16,850 WE IGNORE THE TINY VOICE IN OUR HEAD 107 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,452 THAT TELLS US NOT TO DO STUFF. 108 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:19,820 THE TINY VOICE IN MY HEAD SAYS 109 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,822 THERE'S A REASON I'M THE ONLY BLACK PERSON HERE. 110 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,825 I'M TELLING YOU, MAN, SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL HIM. 111 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,627 TAKE IT FROM A FELLOW MOTORCYCLE GUY. 112 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,562 PLEASE, WHAT WAS THE LAST REPAIR YOU DID TO YOUR BIKE? 113 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:29,763 (woman) CAN YOU GET THAT? 114 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,633 DOES ADDING A STICKER COUNT? 115 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,902 REGARDLESS. 116 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:38,105 FUEL LINES DO NOT RANDOMLY SPRING LEAKS. 117 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,840 THERE'S A KILLER OUT THERE. 118 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:40,941 AND HE OR SHE FAILED, 119 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,510 SO THEY'RE BOUND TO TRY AGAIN. 120 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,944 HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT SOMEONE 121 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,579 WHO STRAPS HIMSELF TO A ROCKET-POWERED BIKE 122 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:46,947 AND SAILS THROUGH A WALL OF FIRE? 123 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,616 I'M WORKING ON IT. CAN I HELP YOU? 124 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:51,685 YES, I'M SHAWN SPENCER, POLICE PSYCHIC, 125 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:52,886 AMATEUR DAREDEVIL, DENTURE-WEARER, 126 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,922 AND STRAWBERRY CREPE ENTHUSIAST. 127 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,991 YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST. LIST? 128 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,026 DUDE, THEY'RE ABOUT TO START RACING OCELOTS 129 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,894 IN HALF AN HOUR. 130 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:01,929 THERE'S NO WAY YOU HAVE A VELVET ROPE HERE. 131 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,464 LET'S GO, SHAWN. NO, NO, NO. 132 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,698 I'M HERE TO TELL YOU 133 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,767 THAT SOMETHING WAS OFF WITH DUTCH'S LAST STUNT. 134 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,736 HE IS IN DANGER. 135 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:09,870 AND I SENSE FOUL PLAY. 136 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,905 IT'S BOTH A DAREDEVIL AND A PSYCHIC THING. 137 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,073 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME. 138 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,542 SIR, I WANT YOU TO TURN AROUND 139 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,943 AND GET THE HELL OUT OF-- 140 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,377 HEY, GIVE ME A SEC WITH THESE GUYS, YEAH? 141 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,917 I'M LOUIS. DUTCH IS MY DAD. 142 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,453 AH. 143 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:28,021 SO, UH, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY FOUL PLAY? 144 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,957 WE'RE PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS. HE'S A PSYCHIC. 145 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,191 YOU LEFT OUT THE DAREDEVIL PART. 146 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,460 AND THAT'S WHY HE KNOWS 147 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:33,861 THE STUNT WAS TAMPERED WITH. 148 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,829 A PSYCHIC, HUH? 149 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:36,964 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING, 150 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,899 BUT YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING. 151 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,569 MY DAD'S LAST TWO STUNTS DIDN'T GO OFF RIGHT EITHER. 152 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:44,438 AND I HAVE BEEN NOTICING SOME WEIRD THINGS LATELY. 153 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,539 WELL, YOU'RE LUCKY. 154 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,908 WE'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF WEIRD. 155 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,577 WHAT WOULD YOU NEED FOR ME TO HIRE YOU? 156 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,111 A RETAINER CHECK FOR $2,000-- 157 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,980 DUTCH'S AUTOGRAPH. 158 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,047 MAN, I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE. 159 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,484 GO AHEAD, I DARE--AAH! 160 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,519 LOOKS, GUYS, MONEY'S A LITTLE TIGHT RIGHT NOW. 161 00:06:58,552 --> 00:06:59,687 LAST MONTH WE SHARED THE BILL 162 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:00,988 WITH YIPPY THE HICCUPPING TERRIER. 163 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,623 HE'S STILL HICCUPPING? 164 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:03,791 DUDE, YOU KNOW THAT, 165 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:04,958 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO DUTCH THE CLUTCH IS? 166 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,860 HE'S BEEN HICCUPPING FOR NINE YEARS, SHAWN. 167 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,696 IT'S A CANINE RECORD. GUYS, PLEASE. 168 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,964 LOOK, NO OFFENSE, BUT MY DAD'S NOT GONNA LET 169 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,933 SOME PSYCHIC GUY HANG AROUND HIM. 170 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,903 HIS CIRCLE'S AIR-TIGHT. 171 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:19,239 BUT WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT. 172 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,708 COME ON, THERE'S AN AFTER PARTY. 173 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:21,809 LET'S GO. 174 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,879 THANK YOU, GERTIE. 175 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,147 THANKS. 176 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,116 YOU READY? INTERROGATION ROOM "A." 177 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,150 GREAT. 178 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,019 SO? 179 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,821 SO WHAT? 180 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:34,922 YOUR DATE FRIDAY NIGHT. 181 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,824 DETAILS! WHAT HAPPENED? 182 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,859 WELL, WE ORDERED THE CRAB CAKES. 183 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:39,960 MM! 184 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,862 AND SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM 185 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,864 AND DIDN'T COME BACK. 186 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:46,834 SO EITHER IT WENT BADLY, OR SHE'S STILL IN THE BATHROOM. 187 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,802 OH, CARLTON, I'M SORRY. 188 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:49,970 HM. 189 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:55,576 YOU TOLD THE DEAD CLOWN STORY, DIDN'T YOU? 190 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,044 WHAT? THAT IS A FUNNY STORY. 191 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,145 CLOWNS ARE FUNNY. 192 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:01,014 STORIES ABOUT THEM BEING SHOT TO DEATH, NOT SO MUCH. 193 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,149 PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DRAW 194 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,817 A DIAGRAM OF THE BULLET HOLES. 195 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,686 WELL, THERE WERE CRAYONS ON THE TABLE. 196 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:06,854 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? 197 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,957 YOU TOOK HER TO A RESTAURANT THAT HAD CRAYONS ON THE TABLE? 198 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,292 THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN. 199 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,261 I AM FINE. 200 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,763 INTERROGATION ROOM "A," RIGHT? 201 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,165 YES. 202 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,933 WHAT DO I SOUND LIKE? AN AGENT IN THE VALLEY? 203 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,002 THIS IS DUTCH THE CLUTCH. WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF? 204 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,572 HE DOESN'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN TWO GRAND. 205 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:25,806 3,500. 206 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,074 3,500, THAT'S IT. 207 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,709 WOW. 208 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,711 YOU KNOW, THE ALLMAN BROTHERS 209 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,713 GENERALLY TEND TO INHIBIT MY PSYCHIC POWERS, 210 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:33,981 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME. 211 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:34,948 IS THERE ANYONE THAT'D LIKE TO SEE 212 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,817 YOUR DAD BITE THE BULLET? 213 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,752 JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY THAT COMES TO THE SHOW. 214 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,621 ANYONE IN HERE IN PARTICULAR HAVE A GRUDGE WITH HIM? 215 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,955 AGAINST MY DAD? YEAH. 216 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,257 NO WAY. EVERYBODY HERE LOVES HIM. 217 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,727 CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT TO HURT HIM. 218 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,028 IN FACT, I'VE BEEN TRYING 219 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,029 TO GET HIM TO RETIRE ALTOGETHER. 220 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,998 WHY DOESN'T HE LISTEN? 221 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,766 GIVE UP THE SPOTLIGHT? 222 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,934 GIVE UP THE APPLAUSE, THE LOVE? 223 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:54,868 NEVER. 224 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:58,939 BESIDES, WELL, MY DAD THINKS HE'S UNKILLABLE. 225 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,042 BUT HE'S WRONG. HE'S FLESH AND BLOOD. 226 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,343 MY FLESH AND BLOOD. 227 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,277 THAT'S WHY I'M COUNTING ON YOU BOYS. 228 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:07,848 OKAY, LET ME--LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY DAD. 229 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,982 DO WE HAVE OUR COVER STORIES YET? 230 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,317 DON'T WORRY, I TAKE CARE 231 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,052 OF ALL THE FINANCES AND HIRINGS. 232 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,822 POP, FOUND US THE TWO NEW DIEHARDS YOU ASKED FOR. 233 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,056 DAMN, ALREADY? 234 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,859 ACTUALLY, I'M DIE-HARD. HE'S DIE-HARDER. 235 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,993 WE HAVE TWO OTHER GUYS IN OUR CREW, 236 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,294 BUT THEY AREN'T NEARLY AS GOOD AS US. 237 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,697 WELL, HOW THE HELL YOU DO THAT SO QUICK? 238 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,165 ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT LAST BUNCH? 239 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,334 EXCUSE ME, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BUNCH? 240 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,169 WELL, WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT FOR LEGAL REASONS. 241 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,871 ALL I KNOW IS OUR ATTORNEY SAID 242 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:31,805 THAT IT AIN'T DECAPITATION 243 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:35,108 IF THE HEAD DON'T COME OFF ALL THE WAY. 244 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,177 [laughter] 245 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:40,080 I JOKE, I JOKE! 246 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,682 HE BETTER BE. THAT'S MORBID! 247 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:45,152 HI, I'M VIKI, DUTCH'S WIFE. 248 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,988 NOW YOU BOYS HAVE EXPERIENCE, RIGHT? 249 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,090 IT'S UP TO YOU TO KEEP MY MAN SAFE. 250 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,025 THAT'S RIGHT. 251 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,961 HEY, WHAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS THING YOU BOYS DONE? 252 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:57,798 WE EAT AT TACO JOHN'S WITH SOME FREQUENCY, 253 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,167 SO THAT PUTS US RIGHT THERE ON THE EDGE. 254 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,670 OH, WE GOT OURSELVES A COUPLE OF COMEDIANS. 255 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,706 I LIKE THAT! OKAY, YOU BOYS GOT THE JOB-- 256 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,808 OH, DAMN! 257 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,677 DID YOU JUST BREAK YOUR WRIST? 258 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:10,878 YEAH, WELL, IT'S OKAY. 259 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,179 NOTHING BUSTED THROUGH THE SKIN. 260 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,246 DAD, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A BREAK. 261 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,882 I MEAN, YOU ALMOST GOT KILLED TODAY. 262 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,016 OH, COME ON, SON, 263 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,184 YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN SAFETY. 264 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,986 I'LL BE FINE. 265 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,788 WELL, MAYBE LOUIS IS RIGHT. 266 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,156 AND WE CAN FINALLY TAKE THAT VACATION. 267 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,325 TO DOLLYWOOD! OH... 268 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,060 UH, NOT TO OVERSTEP, BUT I THINK 269 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,796 YOU MAY STILL HAVE A CONCUSSION FROM EARLIER. 270 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,764 CONCUSSION? 271 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,366 HELL, I'VE HAD A CONCUSSION SINCE 1982. 272 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,002 TRUE STORY. 273 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,204 ANYBODY ELSE'S BEER TASTE LIKE METAL? 274 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,140 [laughs] 275 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,442 (TV announcer) SUNDAY, DON'T MISS EL DIABLO. 276 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,078 WHO THE HELL PUT THAT ON THERE?! 277 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,346 OKAY, DID WE MISS SOMETHING? 278 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,181 HELL, THAT'S EL DIABLO. 279 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,217 WHAT IS AN EL DIABLO? 280 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,252 HE'S NOBODY. JUST SOME WANNABE DAREDEVIL. 281 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,320 NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS 282 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,387 BECAUSE HE ALWAYS WEARS A MASK. 283 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,189 RIGHT THERE! SEE THAT RIGHT THERE? 284 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,258 THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T TAKE NO DAMN VACATION. 285 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,760 THAT SON OF A BITCH IS RIGHT ON MY HEELS. 286 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,228 RELAX, DAD. 287 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,896 HE'S AMATEUR HOUR COMPARED TO YOU. 288 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,733 DUTCH, FORGET ABOUT EL DIABLO. 289 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,168 I GOT YOU THAT CANYON JUMP IN SEPTEMBER. 290 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,937 ROCK ON, MANNY! OW! 291 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:10,938 I TOLD YOU, CLUTCH. 292 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,405 EXPLOSIONS, CRASHES. 293 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,907 THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE PAY TO SEE. 294 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,143 YOU KEEP THAT UP, I'M GONNA GET YOU ON TV. 295 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,711 AND IT WON'T BE THAT INFOMERCIAL 296 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:18,912 FOR THE HOME STOMACH PUMP. 297 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,213 THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE 298 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,381 RAIN DELAY FILLER SHOWS. 299 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,250 DAD, PLEASE. 300 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,785 IT'S TOO SOON TO BE ADDING NEW STUNTS. 301 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,419 OH, BULL PISS, AIN'T NOBODY TELLING ME 302 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,155 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING NO MORE. 303 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,758 I THINK THAT WAS THE WORST ENGLISH I'VE EVER HEARD. 304 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,192 ALL RIGHT! 305 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,227 $200 THAT I'M GONNA TAKE A FALL! 306 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,164 300! 350! 307 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,166 400! 450! 308 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,034 550! 309 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,803 650! HERE I GO. 310 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,740 WHEE! 311 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,742 UNH! 312 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,979 [laughing] GLEN CAMPBELL ROCKS! 313 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,216 OH, DAMN. I SPILLED MY BEER. 314 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,819 IT MIGHT BE HARDER 315 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,353 TO KEEP THIS GUY ALIVE THAN I THOUGHT. 316 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,193 YOU NEED ME, CHIEF? 317 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,195 WHY IS SOMEONE LODGING A COMPLAINT 318 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,263 AGAINST MY HEAD DETECTIVE? 319 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,264 THAT'S THE THIRD ONE THIS MONTH. 320 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,433 HE'S JUST GOING THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH RIGHT NOW. 321 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,102 HE'LL BE FINE. 322 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,170 I THINK HE'S HAVING SOME SERIOUS DATING PROBLEMS. 323 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,472 OH. 324 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,541 YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED TO WORK VICE, 325 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,910 MY PARTNER WAS AN ALCOHOLIC. 326 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,178 AND ONE NIGHT I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE, 327 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:28,148 HANDCUFFED HIM TO A RADIATOR, AND MADE HIM DRY OUT. 328 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,450 AND WHEN HE FINALLY SOBERED UP, 329 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,185 I GAVE HIM A CHOICE. 330 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,054 "GO INTO DEPARTMENT REHAB PROGRAM 331 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,789 OR CHEW YOUR HAND OFF FOR FREEDOM." 332 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:39,059 HE CHOSE THE PROGRAM. 333 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,829 IS THAT A REAL STORY? 334 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,965 MAYBE IT IS, MAYBE I SAW IT ON AN OLD POLICE WOMAN RERUN. 335 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,566 THE POINT IS, O'HARA, 336 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,002 SOMETIMES IT'S UP TO THE COP'S PARTNER 337 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,238 TO KEEP THEIR HEAD ABOVE WATER, HUH? 338 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,306 TO DO WHAT'S NECESSARY TO MAKE SURE 339 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,441 THAT THEY STAY ON COURSE. 340 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,976 GET ME? 341 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,445 YES, CHIEF. 342 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,217 HMM, THIS IS FOR YOU. 343 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,086 WHAT'S WRONG? 344 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,022 CHIEF JUST GAVE ME SOME REALLY WEIRD ADVICE. 345 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,858 WELL, WHAT DOES SHE WANT? 346 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,426 WELL, I CAN'T BE SURE, BUT... 347 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,229 I THINK SHE WANTS ME TO FIND LASSITER A GIRLFRIEND. 348 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:19,833 OH. 349 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,569 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 350 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,537 THAT MAKES SENSE. 351 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,240 I GUESS. THANKS, LOUIS. 352 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,110 SO DUTCH DOESN'T HAVE A WILL 353 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,311 BECAUSE APPARENTLY INVINCIBLE PEOPLE 354 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,345 DO NOT NEED THEM. 355 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,481 HMM. 356 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,916 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 357 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,317 THOSE ARE FORMS THAT MUST BE FILLED OUT 358 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,518 SO THAT WE CAN BE DIEHARDS. 359 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,253 JUST SIGN THEM. 360 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,622 THESE "RELEASE THE EMPLOYER FROM ANY LIABILITY 361 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,026 IN CASE THE STUNT TESTER IS...TORN TO SHREDS?" 362 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,095 STUNT TESTER? IS THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING? 363 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,229 ARE YOU CRAZY? 364 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,198 TRUST ME, AND BE COOL. 365 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,299 WAIT, THIS ONE IS IN CASE 366 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,433 WE'RE ACCIDENTALLY CHEWED TO DEATH 367 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,302 BY A MALFUNCTIONING ROBOT? 368 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,871 OH, HELL NO! RELAX, WE'LL BE FINE. 369 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,540 DEBONED. KILLED AND RE-KILLED. 370 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,209 HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK? 371 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,377 GUS, DON'T BE AN OLD SPONGE WITH HAIR HANGING OFF IT. 372 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,645 I'M ALL OVER THIS CASE. 373 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,247 "MIMED TO DEATH." 374 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,481 THAT'S CLEARLY A TYPO. THEY MEANT "MAIMED." 375 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,317 WHAT, ARE WE GONNA BE KILLED BY MARCEL MARCEAU? 376 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,919 MARCEL MARCEAU IS DEAD. 377 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,286 SEE, THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 378 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,621 WE ARE SOLVING THIS CASE, SHAWN, 379 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,189 BEFORE WE HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS STUFF. 380 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,958 FAIR. 381 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,893 I'VE BEEN CHECKING OUT THIS EL DIABLO GUY. 382 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,228 HE ALWAYS ROLLS INTO TOWN 383 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,529 THE DAY AFTER DUTCH. 384 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:23,563 AND THEY'VE BEEN COMPETING 385 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,165 FOR THE SAME GIGS FOR ALMOST A YEAR. 386 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,401 INCLUDING THAT CANYON JUMP THAT DUTCH JUST GOT. 387 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,302 ALL RIGHT, MOTIVE. 388 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,039 WIPE OUT DUTCH AND THE FIELD IS CLEAR. 389 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,207 AND EL DIABLO IS A DAREDEVIL, 390 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,475 SO HE WOULD KNOW HOW TO SABOTAGE THE STUNTS 391 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,277 TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. 392 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,311 I'LL BUY THAT. 393 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,412 AND SOMEONE AT THE PARTY TOLD ME 394 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,981 THAT EL DIABLO PERFORMED AT THE FAIR 395 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,249 THE NIGHT BEFORE DUTCH. 396 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,416 WHEN DUTCH'S TEAM WAS NO DOUBT 397 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,218 PREPPING FOR THEIR STUNT. 398 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,653 YOU'RE SAYING THEY HAD ACCESS TO DUTCH'S EQUIPMENT. 399 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,555 I'M SOLD. HE'S OUR GUY. 400 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,057 SO WHERE IS HE? 401 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,525 WHERE DO WE FIND THIS EL DIABLO? 402 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,693 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CHECKING OUT 403 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,363 SOME OLD ANTIQUE MOTORCYCLES? 404 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,665 THEY CALL THIS A MOTORCYCLE SHOW? 405 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,934 THERE'S, LIKE, FOUR MOTORCYCLES HERE. 406 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,702 THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BIKE FROM BLUE THUNDER. 407 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,005 THAT WAS A HELICOPTER. 408 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,140 YOU'RE RIGHT. I WAS THINKING OF BLUE LAGOON. 409 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,009 THERE WASN'T A BIKE IN BLUE LAGOON. 410 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,643 HOW'D THEY GET OFF THE ISLAND, GUS? 411 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,947 [scoffs] 412 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:17,184 YO, EL DIABLO! WHAT'S UP, MAN? 413 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,351 SHAWN SPENCER. 414 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,386 THIS IS MY PARTNER, SQUIRTS MACINTOSH. 415 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,420 JUST HAVE A COUPLE SORT OF 416 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,489 SERIOUS QUESTIONS FOR YOU. 417 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,623 ON, NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ON THE BIKE. 418 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,458 [engine starts] 419 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,628 DUDE, HE'S RUNNING. 420 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,997 INTERNATIONAL SIGN OF GUILT. 421 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:34,001 LET'S GO, QUICK. 422 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,002 GET IN THE SIDECAR. 423 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,336 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND? 424 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,005 I'M NOT GETTING IN THAT THING. 425 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,239 YOU GET IN THERE. GUS, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA 426 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,307 HOW TO DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE. 427 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,474 GET IN THE SIDECAR. 428 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,447 DUDE, IT'S LIKE HIGH ROAD TO CHINA. 429 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,615 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 430 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,650 WE'RE GOING, WE'RE GOING. 431 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,155 [coughs] 432 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,991 OH! HEY! 433 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,397 HEY! OH! 434 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,433 JEEZ! 435 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,125 LOUIS? 436 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:15,202 YOU'RE EL DIABLO? 437 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:23,276 YOU'RE EL DIABLO? 438 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,611 LOUIS?! 439 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,846 THAT IS THE SEXIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 440 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,249 SHUT UP, SHAWN. 441 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,818 YOU'RE GUILTY OF ATTEMPTED PATRICIDE. 442 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,686 AND YOU TRIED TO KILL YOUR OWN DAD. 443 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,655 I NEVER TRIED TO KILL ANYONE. 444 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,390 YOU REALLY THINK I'D HIRE DETECTIVES 445 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,758 IF I WANTED TO BUMP OFF MY OWN DAD? 446 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,293 WHAT KIND OF PSYCHIC ARE YOU? 447 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,794 THE KIND THAT LOVES BEES 448 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,463 AND HISTORICAL NOVELS. 449 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,132 THE KIND THAT KNOWS A LIE WHEN HE HEARS ONE. 450 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,500 AND KNOWS THAT ONLY THE GUILTY MAKE A RUN FOR IT. 451 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,869 THE ONLY THING I AM GUILTY OF 452 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,671 IS NOT TELLING MY DAD THAT I DO THIS TOO. 453 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,741 AND I RAN BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TWO EXPOSING MY SECRET. 454 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,343 WHY HIDE IT? 455 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,877 MY DAD FORBID ME FROM BEING A DAREDEVIL 456 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,712 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT ME TO GET HURT. 457 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,713 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE YOUR FATHER 458 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,284 TELL YOU NOT TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS? 459 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,618 [exhales] I WISH. 460 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,755 I DID THIS BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT MY DAD. 461 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,823 AS SOON AS EL DIABLO STARTS MAKING SOME NOISE 462 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,892 AND HE KNOWS I'M LEGIT, THEN I'LL TELL HIM. 463 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,195 THEN MAYBE HE'LL LET ME TAKE OVER THE FAMILY BUSINESS 464 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,463 AND FINALLY RETIRE. 465 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,831 HOPEFULLY BEFORE HE GETS REALLY HURT. 466 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,471 WHOA! PSYCHIC VISION INCOMING! 467 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,840 I SEE COLORS ON YOUR HANDS, ON YOUR BIKE. 468 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,309 ON YOUR HANDS. 469 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:32,845 MY DAUGHTER, MY SISTER, MY FATHER THE HERO. 470 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,714 YEAH, I REPAINTED MY BIKE RECENTLY. 471 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,649 I HAD PAINT ON MY HANDS. REPAINTED WHY? 472 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,485 BECAUSE YOU STOLE IT FROM YOUR DAD? 473 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,487 I BORROWED IT. 474 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,289 DAD WAS SUPPOSED TO USE THIS IN THE LAST JUMP. 475 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,158 BUT MANNY GOT US A SPONSOR AND A NEW BIKE. 476 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,327 TECH SPECS SAID THE NEW BIKE WAS WAY SAFER. 477 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,795 LEFT THIS ONE FOR ME. 478 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:49,896 WHO THE HELL IS MANNY? 479 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,531 THE AGENT. OH. 480 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,899 LOOK, YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA TELL HIM WHO I AM, RIGHT? 481 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,301 HMM. 482 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,503 IT'S A SENSITIVE SUBJECT. 483 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,305 HE WON'T UNDERSTAND IT RIGHT AWAY. 484 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,907 I JUST WANT HIM TO COME TO GRIPS WITH... 485 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,176 THIS IS WHAT I AM. 486 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,745 I DIDN'T CHOOSE IT. 487 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,747 YEAH. 488 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,450 I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE WITH MY DAD 489 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,219 WHEN I TOLD HIM I... 490 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,321 WANTED TO TAKE GUS HERE TO THE PROM. 491 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,655 [Shawn chuckles] 492 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,659 COME ON, YOU AND ME AT THE PROM? 493 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,528 [laughing] NO? 494 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,896 MISFIRE? OKAY. 495 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,499 SO THE EXPLODING MOTORCYCLE 496 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,867 WAS PROVIDED AT THE LAST MINUTE 497 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,436 BY DUTCH'S AGENT MANNY. 498 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,537 WHO PROBABLY SLAPPED 499 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,505 THOSE SPONSOR DECALS ON HIMSELF. 500 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,307 I'D SAY THAT WARRANTS INVESTIGATION. 501 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,575 DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 502 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,477 WHY WOULD AN AGENT RISK HIS CLIENT'S LIFE? 503 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,945 ISN'T THAT HIS MONEY TRAIN? 504 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,413 REMEMBER THE AFTER PARTY? 505 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,949 I TOLD YOU, CLUTCH, EXPLOSIONS, CRASHES. 506 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,551 THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE PAY TO SEE. 507 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,487 MANNY MAY NOT BE TRYING TO KILL DUTCH... 508 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,855 BUT HE'S MAKING THE STUNTS MORE DANGEROUS 509 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,957 TO ADD A LITTLE PIZZAZZ TO DUTCH'S ACT. 510 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,892 WHICH IN TURN GETS DUTCH MORE GIGS. 511 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,961 WHICH IN TURN IS ONLY INCREASING MANNY'S 10%. 512 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,729 WHICH IN TURN MAKES ME WONDER 513 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,865 WHY YOU WOULD USE THE WORD PIZZAZZ. 514 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,840 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 515 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,942 I'LL GIVE YOU AN A-PLUS FOR THE SKULKING, 516 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,978 BUT A C-MINUS FOR THE LEERING. 517 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,847 I HAVE TO FIND LASSITER A DATE FOR THE WEEKEND. 518 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,317 I'VE NARROWED IT DOWN TO THREE PROSPECTIVE CANDIDATES. 519 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,017 JULES, WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT 520 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,486 TO JUMP INTO THAT SNAKE PIT? 521 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,020 VICK ORDERED ME TO. 522 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:21,988 ALL RIGHT. 523 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,456 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GIVE YOUR CANDIDATES 524 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,457 THE PSYCHIC ONCE OVER? 525 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,826 IF YOU HAVE TO. 526 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,361 I'M SENSING IT'LL BE EASIER 527 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,862 TO GET A STRANGER TO GO OUT WITH HIM 528 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,331 THAN SOMEONE HE WORKS WITH. OR KNOWS HIM. 529 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,332 OR HAS EVER HAD A CONVERSATION WITH HIM. 530 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,333 OR HE HASN'T SHOT. 531 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,200 ONE MORE QUESTION. 532 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,668 ARE WE LOCKED INTO THE SAME SPECIES? 533 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,004 ENOUGH ALREADY. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 534 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,839 WE NEED A BACKGROUND CHECK ON MANNY ROBERTSON. 535 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,341 OH, I KNOW THAT NAME. 536 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,310 YEAH, WE'VE HAD HIM IN HERE A FEW TIMES 537 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,477 ON SOME GET-RICH-QUICK SCAMS. 538 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,313 WHY HIM? 539 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,348 I'M GETTING A VERY STRONG VIBE OFF HIM 540 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,351 ON THIS AWESOME DAREDEVILS CASE WE'RE WORKING. 541 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,852 [laughing] DAREDEVILS, REALLY? 542 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,020 THEY'RE STILL AROUND? 543 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,822 DON'T...DON'T DO THAT. 544 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,357 DON'T HATE ON THE DEVILS. 545 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,792 I JUST--I-I NEVER GOT IT PERSONALLY. 546 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,562 I MEAN, "OOH, I CAN JUMP OVER A FLAMING TRASHCAN." 547 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,331 I MEAN, WHY DO PEOPLE CARE? 548 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,865 ALLOW ME. 549 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,905 WHAT IS HE DOING? WAIT FOR IT. 550 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,378 [inhales] 551 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,414 WAIT FOR IT. 552 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,517 [yelling] WHAT'S UP? 553 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,952 [cheers and applause] 554 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,087 (crowd) GUS! GUS! GUS! 555 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,090 [dramatic music] 556 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:39,332 * 557 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,345 OOH, OW. 558 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,448 I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY. 559 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:58,351 NEED ANY MORE PROOF? NO, I GOT IT. 560 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:01,388 I'M FINE. 561 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,591 WE NEED TO FIND MANNY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 562 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,959 WE SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE BREATHING ROOM, ACTUALLY. 563 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,395 IF MANNY'S OUR MAD SABOTEUR, 564 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,363 HE WON'T STRIKE UNTIL HE HAS AN AUDIENCE. 565 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,664 DURING THE ACTUAL STUNT, NOT DURING REHEARSAL. 566 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:12,999 EXACTLY. 567 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,070 NEXT STUNT'S TOMORROW. 568 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:20,907 A JUMP, CLOSING NIGHT OF THE FAIR. 569 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,875 DUTCH SHOULD BE SAFE TILL THEN. 570 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,445 CLUTCH! 571 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:29,882 [metal clatters, glass shatters] 572 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,451 OR NOT. 573 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:35,555 [coughing] 574 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,156 HOLY. 575 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,458 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 576 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:39,959 HUH?! 577 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,461 [shouting] ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 578 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:42,495 SHOULD WE CALL THE COPS OR THE AMBULANCE? 579 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,596 WHAT THE HELL FOR? 580 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:44,864 I'VE DONE THAT STUNT A THOUSAND TIMES. 581 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,466 THAT WAS JUST A REHEARSAL. 582 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,136 NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. 583 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,472 COME ON, I GOT YOU SET UP OVER AT THE STADIUM. 584 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,545 (Shawn) YOU KNOW, DUTCH, 585 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,980 SEEING AS HOW GUS AND I ARE JUST GETTING STARTED, 586 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,450 A COUPLE QUESTIONS ABOUT REPRESENTATION. 587 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,518 NAMELY, YOUR AGENT MANNY. 588 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:06,586 FIRST WE REHEARSE. 589 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,622 THEN I GOTTA STRIP VIKI DOWN AND OIL HER JOINTS. 590 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,124 WOW, NOT TOO SHY ABOUT YOUR WIFE, ARE YOU? 591 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,526 I'M TALKING ABOUT MY BIKES. 592 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,427 I NAME 'EM ALL AFTER MY WIFE. 593 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,629 MAYBE WE COULD JUST TALK TO MANNY HIMSELF. 594 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:18,064 WHEREABOUTS IS HE? 595 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,131 I'LL CALL HIM LATER. 596 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,968 AFTER I GIVE VIKI A LUBE JOB AND PULL HER NUTS. 597 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,436 HEY, GUYS, COME ON! 598 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,638 WE GOTTA GET READY FOR THAT CATAPULT STUNT! 599 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,840 YOU BOYS READY TO WORK? 600 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:30,577 STRIP AND PUT THESE ON. 601 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,748 ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE'S EASY. 602 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:38,184 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS STAND HERE. 603 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,087 HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HELP DUTCH 604 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,088 WHEN WE'RE STUCK DOING THIS STUFF? 605 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,456 AS LONG AS WE'RE MAKING SURE 606 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,891 THE STUNTS ARE SAFE, HE CAN'T GET KILLED. 607 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:45,992 I'LL MAKE IT SAFE FOR ME OUTSIDE. 608 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,193 YOU NEED TO MAN UP. 609 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,227 I'D PUT THESE MASKS ON IF I WAS YOU. 610 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,762 WHAT FOR? 611 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,197 WHAT IS THIS, AN UNDERWATER STUNT OR SOMETHING? 612 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:54,166 WAIT, IS THAT GASOLINE? 613 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,737 [both screaming] 614 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,205 YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND! 615 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,707 WELL, WE HAD TO SEE 616 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,074 HOW FIRE RETARDANT THESE SUITS WERE. 617 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,142 YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT 618 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,677 BEFORE YOU TRIED TO SET US ON FIRE? 619 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,078 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING PAID FOR? 620 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,146 [horn honks] 621 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:10,049 DUTCH, DUTCH! GREAT NEWS, BABY. 622 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,250 APPARENTLY SOME CRAZY FAN 623 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,852 RAN EL DIABLO 624 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,587 OFF THE ROAD AT THE CLASSIC BIKE SHOW 625 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,988 AND HE INJURED HIS SHOULDER. 626 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,023 HE CAN'T DO THE CLOCK TOWER DEATH DROP STUNT 627 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:18,558 AND I GOT IT FOR YOU. 628 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:21,060 ROCK ON, MANNY! OW! 629 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:22,495 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO RIG THESE TWO UP 630 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:23,863 AND DROP 'EM OFF THE BUILDING FIRST. 631 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,499 NO, NO, NO TIME TO REHEARSE. THANK YOU, LORD. 632 00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:27,333 THE TIME OF THE EVENT WAS ALREADY ADVERTISED. 633 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,334 IF WE WANT IT, WE GOTTA DO IT NOW. 634 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,503 YOU UP FOR IT, DUTCH? WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? 635 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:33,272 HELL, ONE TIME I BUNGEE JUMPED OFF A BUILDING 636 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,641 TWICE AS HIGH AS THAT TOWER. 637 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,576 AND EVEN THOUGH THE BUNGEE CORD SNAPPED 638 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:37,844 ON THE WAY DOWN, I STILL MADE IT 639 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,546 TO THE GEORGE THOROGOOD CONCERT THAT NIGHT. 640 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:41,280 TRUE STORY. YEE-HAW! 641 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,982 YES, SIR! 642 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:45,151 WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY, DUTCH. 643 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:46,953 [laughter] 644 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,221 NO REHEARSAL? THAT'S CONVENIENT. 645 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,558 MANNY'S RUSHING DUTCH INTO ANOTHER STUNT UNPREPARED. 646 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:53,059 ANOTHER STUNT. 647 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,494 ANOTHER CHANCE FOR SABOTAGE. 648 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:59,666 WHAT IS GOING ON? 649 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:00,933 APPARENTLY DUTCH IS GOING TO JUMP FROM THE BUILDING, 650 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,134 SPREAD HIS ARMS, 651 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,604 AND GLIDE DOWN TO THAT LARGE PILLOW 652 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:08,641 ALL LIVE ON CAMERA FOR SOME DAREDEVIL WEB SITE. 653 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,309 RED! 654 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,881 (crowd) DUTCH! DUTCH! DUTCH! DUTCH! 655 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,049 YOU SEE THAT? YES. 656 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,851 NOW I'M IN THE MOOD FOR SOME COFFEE. 657 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:21,120 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 658 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:23,656 COFFEE, SHAWN. 659 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,091 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? THE SAME THING YOU'RE LOOKING AT. 660 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:26,793 IT'S A DUNKIN' DONUTS PATCH, GUS. 661 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:28,027 AND THEY HAVE EXCELLENT COFFEE. 662 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:30,863 THEY HAVE ONE ON MY EXTENDED ROUTE. 663 00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:33,299 YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE? YOU ASTOUND ME. 664 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:35,234 AND NOW I MUST HAVE A BLUEBERRY CRUMB. 665 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,103 IT'S TOTALLY TRIGGERED MY DONUT LAUNCH SEQUENCE. 666 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,572 WILL YOU FOCUS, SHAWN? I CAN'T. 667 00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:40,940 [mouthing silently] 668 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:51,651 [cheers and applause] 669 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,790 NO, DON'T JUMP! 670 00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:00,693 HEY! HEY! 671 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:04,096 [both shouting] 672 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:06,966 JEEZ! 673 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:10,202 WHOA! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? 674 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,704 EVERYTHING'S WRECKED NOW. 675 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,072 (Viki) ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, BABY? 676 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:14,206 GUS! 677 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,242 GRAB MY HAND! GRAB MY HAND! 678 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,377 GAH! OW, OW! 679 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,879 UNH! 680 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,649 YOU COULD'VE KILLED MY HUSBAND, YOU IDIOT! 681 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:24,383 (Manny) GOT YOU. 682 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,818 IDIOT? 683 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:28,721 HOW ABOUT MIND-BLOWING GENIUS? 684 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,323 DUTCH, PLEASE. 685 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:32,725 SPREAD YOUR ARMS THE WAY YOU WOULD 686 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:33,693 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STUNT. 687 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:36,863 I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM NIMRODS LIKE YOU. 688 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:39,331 DUTCH...DO IT. 689 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:41,634 DO IT! 690 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,175 [fabric rips] 691 00:26:53,345 --> 00:27:00,086 IF YOU WOULD'VE JUMPED, YOU WOULD'VE DIED. 692 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,187 (Dutch) WHAT THE HELL KIND OF STUNT 693 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,722 WAS THAT YOU TRIED TO PULL OUT THERE? 694 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,423 NOBODY STEALS MY SPOTLIGHT, NOBODY! 695 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,358 YOU'RE JUST DAMN LUCKY MANNY PULLED ME OFF THAT ROOF 696 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:07,760 BEFORE I GOT A CHANCE TO THROW YOU OFF IT! 697 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,162 DUTCH, I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU. 698 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,931 WE'RE NOT REALLY PROFESSIONAL STUNTMEN. 699 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,900 NOW THAT WOULD EXPLAIN ALL THE SCREAMING. 700 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,668 SO WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 701 00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:18,671 UH, WE'RE, UM, UH-- 702 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,372 ANIMAL ACTIVISTS. 703 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:21,708 RIGHT. AND THAT IS THE TRUTH. 704 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:22,875 WE ARE HERE TO STOP YOU 705 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,110 FROM ABUSING ANY MORE 706 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,446 LARGE...IMPRESSIVE EXOTIC GAME IN YOUR ACT. 707 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,849 SHAME ON YOU, DUTCH THE CLUTCH. 708 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,450 I AIN'T GOT NO ANIMALS IN MY ACT! 709 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,686 HUH! 710 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,254 WELL, THAT SETTLES THAT. YEAH. 711 00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:36,723 GUS AND I WILL BE GOING. YEAH. 712 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,758 (Dutch) SIT DOWN! 713 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:39,992 NOW THE NEXT THING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH 714 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:41,193 BETTER BE THE TRUTH. 715 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,795 OTHERWISE WE'RE GONNA START REHEARSING 716 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,096 THAT BURY YOU ALIVE STUNT. 717 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:46,065 WE'RE DETECTIVES. HE'S A PSYCHIC. 718 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,099 WE WERE HIRED BY YOUR SON. 719 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:48,400 DAD, I CAN EXPLAIN. 720 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:49,736 I'M A CHRISTIAN MAN! 721 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:50,870 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO 722 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:51,871 GETTING ME ALL MIXED UP 723 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:53,005 IN THAT VOODOO DARK FORCE STUFF? 724 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:54,974 HE-- 725 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,108 WE THINK THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING 726 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:57,409 TO SABOTAGE YOUR STUNTS. 727 00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,111 LET'S JUST HEAR 'EM OUT. 728 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:00,780 HAVE YOU GUYS FOUND ANYTHING? 729 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,081 YES, WE THINK THAT IT'S-- 730 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:05,818 WE'RE NOT SURE WHO IT IS YET EXACTLY. 731 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,787 THAT'S BECAUSE NOBODY'S TRYING TO KILL ME. 732 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,155 NEWS FLASH. 733 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,222 ALMOST DYING'S PAR FOR THE COURSE 734 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,758 FOR MY LINE OF WORK. 735 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,761 DUTCH, SOMEONE TAMPERED WITH THAT GLIDING SUIT. 736 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,295 THE SPIRITS ARE SURE OF IT. 737 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:19,331 THAT GLIDING SUIT TORE BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT 738 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:22,501 DURING THE GLIDING SUIT BOOM IN 1977. 739 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,103 AND THAT FALL WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED ME! 740 00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:25,471 DAMN, ONE TIME I JUMPED OUT A BLIMP 741 00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:26,973 500 FEET IN THE SKY. 742 00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,741 HAD A HEART ATTACK ON THE WAY DOWN. 743 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:30,810 TWO HOURS LATER, I WAS EATING A BLT 744 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:32,278 IN A RED ROBIN. 745 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:36,182 TRUE STORY! 746 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,918 DUTCH, PLEASE LISTEN TO US. 747 00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:40,452 NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME, 748 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:41,954 BECAUSE I'M ONLY GONNA SAY IT ONE TIME. 749 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,189 YOU'RE FIRED! 750 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,157 RED, HELP THESE BOYS OUT. 751 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:47,293 WAIT A SECOND-- WHOA, RED-- 752 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,999 HUH, SO WE'RE NOT GONNA SHOOT GUS 753 00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:54,266 OUT OF A CANNON LATER? 754 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,068 NO? OKAY, OKAY. WHOA. 755 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,774 [door slams] 756 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:10,149 [camera shutter clicks] 757 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,519 THERE'S SOMETHING I LOVE ABOUT THESE LOW-RENT STAKEOUTS. 758 00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:15,221 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SNAP SOME PICTURES 759 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,455 OF A GUY WITH SOME STOLEN MERCHANDISE. 760 00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:19,391 WHY DIDN'T YOU WEAR THE BURGUNDY TURTLENECK? 761 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:22,328 BECAUSE IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME TO CHANGE FOR A STAKEOUT. 762 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,130 WHY? NO REASON. 763 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:27,466 I JUST--I REALLY LIKE YOU IN THAT BURGUNDY TURTLENECK. 764 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,168 AND WITH SHORT HAIR. 765 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:30,402 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 766 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,537 A LITTLE COLOGNE WOULDN'T KILL YOU. 767 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:33,372 ALL RIGHT, YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 768 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:36,843 LOOK, I'VE NOTICED YOU'RE KIND OF... 769 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,477 CHECKING ME OUT AT THE SQUAD 770 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,012 AND ASKING ABOUT MY DATING HABITS. 771 00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:42,081 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. IT'S JUST-- 772 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:45,818 LISTEN, IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL 773 00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:49,088 FOR A JUNIOR OFFICER TO DEVELOP...FEELINGS 774 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,389 FOR HER SUPERIOR. 775 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,291 SOMEONE SHE FEELS IS A MENTOR AND-- 776 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,492 OH, NO! 777 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:56,929 [laughing] NO, NO! OH, MY GOD, NO. 778 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,530 O'HARA, IT'S OKAY. 779 00:29:58,564 --> 00:30:01,467 NO, NO, VICK ORDERED ME TO FIND YOU A GIRLFRIEND. 780 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,470 WHAT? YEAH. 781 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:07,439 YOU KNOW, WE'VE NOTICED THAT YOU'VE BEEN ON EDGE LATELY, 782 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,141 AND THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP. 783 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:11,010 AND I HAVE THIS FRIEND YOU CAN MEET LATER 784 00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:12,211 WHO LIKES COPS. 785 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:15,047 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 786 00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:16,983 THAT'S A TOTAL INVASION OF MY PRIVACY. 787 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:18,417 NOT TO MENTION UNPROFESSIONAL. 788 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:20,352 HMM. 789 00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,955 SO WHAT? I SLEEP ALONE. 790 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:25,557 SO WHAT IF I SAW A FROZEN DINNER IN HALF 791 00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:27,293 BEFORE I MICROWAVE IT EVERY NIGHT? 792 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:28,327 SO WHAT IF I SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED 793 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,362 PLANTING EVIDENCE ON MY WIFE'S NEW BOYFRIEND? 794 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:34,100 I MEAN, THAT'S-- I COULD--JUST-- 795 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:35,868 OH, GOD, I MAY NEED YOUR HELP. 796 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:38,504 THAT'S ALL I WANT TO DO. 797 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:40,439 OH, DAMN, I'M NOT GETTING A SIGNAL. 798 00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,041 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO FIND A HOT SPOT. 799 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:43,109 AND THEN WHEN I GET BACK, 800 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:44,911 I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY FRIEND. 801 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,413 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MANNY? 802 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:48,547 BECAUSE IT'S NOT HIM. 803 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,516 WHEN MANNY WAS ADJUSTING DUTCH'S SUIT 804 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:53,552 BEFORE THE STUNT, HE WHISPERED SOMETHING IN HIS EAR. 805 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:58,157 I, OF COURSE, READ HIS LIPS. 806 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,559 HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT HIM WEARING THAT GLIDING SUIT. 807 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:01,660 HE WANTED HIM TO WEAR THE BLACK ONE 808 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,395 BECAUSE IT WAS FAR MORE SLIMMING. 809 00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,364 HMM. AND THEN HE SAID... 810 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:07,533 "PURPLE CAMEL LAWNMOWER MAN." 811 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,068 HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HELP DUTCH 812 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:10,436 NOW THAT WE'VE BEEN BANISHED? 813 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:12,038 MM-MM-HMM. 814 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:15,507 I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE AND START WORKING ON IT. 815 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,076 YOU'RE WASTING ENERGY, SHAWN. 816 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:18,945 DO YOU SEE SOLAR PANELS UP IN HERE? 817 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:24,616 COME ON NOW, YOU GUYS GOTTA HURRY. 818 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:25,784 NEXT STUNT IS COMING UP FAST. 819 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:27,954 DAD'LL KILL ME IF HE FINDS OUT I LET YOU BACK IN HERE. 820 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:29,121 DON'T WORRY, LOUIS. 821 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:31,223 WE'LL BE AS NONEXISTENT AS AN ALDO NOVA FAN. 822 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:38,330 SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 823 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:39,631 RED. 824 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:41,000 WHEN HE GAVE US THE HEAVE-HO, 825 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:42,601 I SAW AN OLD TATTOO ON HIS ARM. 826 00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,603 FIRST FOUR LETTERS SPELLED "VIKI," 827 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:46,438 BUT IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FONT FROM THE REST. 828 00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:48,474 SO? 829 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,142 SO HE WAS PROBABLY SEEING HER 830 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:51,677 BEFORE SHE MARRIED DUTCH, RIGHT? 831 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,112 SHE LEAVES HIM. 832 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:54,180 HE GETS A DIFFERENT TATTOO ARTIST 833 00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:55,314 TO ADD THE "N-G-S" 834 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,249 TO CONCEAL IT FROM HIS BOSS. 835 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:58,517 MAYBE RED'S TRYING TO ELIMINATE THE COMPETITION. 836 00:31:58,550 --> 00:31:59,685 BINGO. 837 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:13,199 [whispering] OH, OH! 838 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:21,673 LET ME GO FIRST. I'M MORE STEALTHY. 839 00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:23,042 I'M AS GRACEFUL AS A GAZELLE, SHAWN. 840 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:25,311 YOU ARE NOT. A JACKAL. 841 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:28,280 DUDE, A JACKAL IS NOT GRACEFUL. 842 00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:30,249 IT'S LIKE A RABID, VICIOUS BADGER. 843 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,383 SHH! 844 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,094 NOW WHAT IS THAT? 845 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:46,565 THIS IS IT. 846 00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:47,566 I BET YOU THAT'S A BOMB, 847 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:48,567 AND HE'S GONNA PUT IT 848 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,969 ON ONE OF THE BIKES. 849 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,674 HMM. 850 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,020 COME ON, RED. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 851 00:33:10,456 --> 00:33:12,358 WHAT THE HECK? 852 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:19,365 DUDE, WHY WOULD SOMEONE TAKE... 853 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,700 "GEMACETABINE" OR "CAPSITONABINE?" 854 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:24,270 WOW, YOU WERE NOWHERE CLOSE ON THE PRONUNCIATION. 855 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:25,604 WHAT ARE THEY FOR? THOSE TWO TOGETHER? 856 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:27,306 YOU PROBABLY GOT PANCREATIC CANCER. 857 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:28,740 PROGNOSIS? 858 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:31,610 NOT GOOD. IT'S PRETTY TERMINAL. 859 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:38,484 HE'S DYING. 860 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:39,618 SO RED'S NOT THE BAD GUY. 861 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:41,120 HE WOULDN'T SMUGGLE IN DRUGS TO HELP DUTCH 862 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:42,121 AND THEN TURN AROUND AND KILL HIM. 863 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:43,389 THIS CASE IS BIZARRE. 864 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:45,157 WHY KILL SOMEONE IF HE'S ALREADY DYING? 865 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:47,526 THAT BEGS THE QUESTION, WHO KNOWS HE'S DYING? 866 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,561 WE DON'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING SOON, HE'S A GONER. 867 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:51,263 WE NEED TO KNOW WHO STANDS TO GAIN FROM DUTCH'S DEATH. 868 00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:52,364 AND FOR THAT, WE NEED HIS WILL. 869 00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:55,134 BUT LOUIS SAID THERE WAS NO WILL. 870 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,236 HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS DAD'S DYING, GUS. 871 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:59,271 IF YOU WERE DYING OF CANCER, WOULDN'T YOU HAVE A WILL? 872 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:00,139 ARE YOU KIDDING? 873 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:01,073 I'VE HAD MY ESTATE PLANNER ON SPEED DIAL 874 00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:03,142 EVER SINCE WE STARTED THIS STUPID BUSINESS. 875 00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:04,143 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 876 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:06,112 I'VE HAD A GUN SHOVED IN MY FACE BECAUSE OF YOU? 877 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,313 THREE? 878 00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:10,182 WRONG ANSWER. 879 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:18,390 WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND IT. 880 00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:22,561 [exhales] 881 00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:27,266 WAIT A MINUTE. 882 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:29,601 THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD WITH THIS TILE. 883 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:30,669 LOOKS FINE TO ME. 884 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,704 NO, NO, NO. THE PATTERN'S OFF. 885 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:33,705 JUST A LITTLE BIT. 886 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,307 LIKE SOMEONE PRIED ONE UP 887 00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:37,309 AND PUT IT DOWN WRONG. 888 00:34:37,343 --> 00:34:39,145 OW! 889 00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:43,382 BINGO. 890 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,417 IS THAT HIS WILL? 891 00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:52,524 IT'S JUST AS GOOD. LIFE INSURANCE POLICY. 892 00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:54,293 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 893 00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:57,363 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 894 00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:58,797 DUDE, SERIOUSLY, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 895 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,699 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS. 896 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:03,269 YOU NEVER COULD UNDERSTAND LEGALESE. OH, REALLY? 897 00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:05,204 REMIND ME WHO IT WAS THAT SET UP OUR PSYCH 401K? 898 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,206 OH, YOU MEAN OUR 601Ks? 899 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,275 BECAUSE INDIA DOESN'T HAVE 401Ks. 900 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:10,809 IT'S A GROWTH ECONOMY, GUS. 901 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,678 WE'VE ALREADY MADE, LIKE, 500 RUPEE. 902 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:14,180 THAT'S $13. 903 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:15,781 MAN, JUST TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW. 904 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,184 SHH--DO I RUSH YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOING 905 00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:20,219 YOU WHOLE, "OOH, I'M SENSING THIS, I'M SENSING THAT?" 906 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,220 ALWAYS. 907 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:22,654 AND YOU USUALLY JAB ME IN THE RIBS 908 00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:23,722 WITH YOUR ELBOW. 909 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,158 WHICH IS LIKE A CHOCOLATE HARPOON. 910 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:27,293 ARE YOU FINISHED? MAYBE. 911 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:28,694 ON FIRST READ, IT SAYS 912 00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:30,296 IF DUTCH DIES OF NATURAL CAUSES, 913 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:31,563 THERE'S BARELY A PAYOUT. 914 00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:32,864 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE FOR SOMEONE 915 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,666 WHO'S ALWAYS PUTTING HIMSELF AT RISK. 916 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,935 BUT DUTCH HAS A UNIQUE INDEMNITY POLICY. 917 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,470 IF HE DIES DURING ONE OF HIS STUNTS, 918 00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:41,673 HIS BENEFICIARIES RECEIVE $1.2 MILLION. 919 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:44,810 WHO ARE THE BENEFICIARIES? 920 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:47,846 HIS WIFE AND HIS SON. 921 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:52,251 GUS...I KNOW WHO OUR KILLER IS. 922 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,655 (announcer on P.A.) AND IT IS A PACKED HOUSE HERE 923 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,424 FOR TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT, 924 00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,392 THE LEGENDARY DUTCH "THE CLUTCH" JENKINS 925 00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:02,494 AND HIS MOST DANGEROUS STUNT EVER. 926 00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:04,863 WE ARE MOMENTS AWAY FROM SHOWTIME, 927 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,598 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 928 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:07,799 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 929 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:11,470 I THOUGHT I FIRED YOUR ASS. 930 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,340 I JUST CAME TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU, DUTCH. 931 00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:16,508 FOR WHAT? 932 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:17,776 I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU. 933 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:20,346 ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE KID 934 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,348 WHO SHOT MILK OUT OF HIS EYE. 935 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:25,451 YOU KNOW, WILLING TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION, 936 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:27,386 REGARDLESS OF HOW IT EFFECTS THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU. 937 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:29,755 BUT THAT'S--THAT'S NOT THE CASE, IS IT? 938 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:30,989 SON, I'M GETTING TIRED 939 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,824 OF THE SOUND OF YOUR GUMS FLAPPING. 940 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:36,762 YOU'RE ALL ABOUT FAMILY, AREN'T YOU, DUTCH? 941 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,864 YOU LOVE 'EM MORE THAN LIFE. 942 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,734 THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF. 943 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:51,977 I SENSED A DARK CLOUD OVER YOU. 944 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:55,013 YOU'RE TERMINALLY ILL. 945 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,416 I'M SORRY, MAN. 946 00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,285 IT MUST BE SO SCARY KNOWING 947 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:00,286 THAT YOU'RE GONNA DIE, 948 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:04,523 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE ALL THAT YOUR FAMILY HAS. 949 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:09,261 AND THAT'S WHY YOU TOOK OUT THAT SPECIAL INSURANCE POLICY. 950 00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:12,631 THE ONE THAT ONLY YOU KNOW ABOUT. 951 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:16,468 NOW ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS MAKE SURE THAT YOU DIE 952 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:17,969 IN THE MIDDLE OF A STUNT, 953 00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:20,439 AND YOUR FAMILY GETS A WINDFALL. 954 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,508 RIGHT? 955 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,443 IT SHOULD'VE BEEN A SIMPLE MATTER OF YOU SABOTAGING 956 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,445 YOUR OWN STUNTS, BUT, DUTCH, 957 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:29,448 YOU'RE A VICTIM OF YOUR OWN TALENT. 958 00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:32,050 YOU ACTUALLY ARE A LITTLE UNKILLABLE. 959 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,686 EVEN WITH ALL YOUR FAULTY MECHANICS, 960 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,355 YOUR INSTINCTS KICKED IN 961 00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:38,490 AND PREVENTED YOU FROM FAILING. 962 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,492 (announcer) IT'S ALMOST SHOWTIME, FOLKS. 963 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:41,993 DUTCH "THE CLUTCH" JENKINS IS HERE 964 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,663 TO PERFORM A GRAVITY DEFYING SPECTACLE. 965 00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:47,366 LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS YOUR LAST STUNT FOR AWHILE, 966 00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:50,302 AND THAT'S MY FAULT. 967 00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:52,471 IF THIS DISEASE GETS YOU BEFORE YOUR NEXT SHOW, 968 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:53,672 YOUR FAMILY GETS NOTHING. 969 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,641 SO I'M SURE WHATEVER YOUR METHOD IS TONIGHT, 970 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:59,378 IT'S FOOLPROOF. 971 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:01,347 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? 972 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,915 NOTHING. 973 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:06,017 I'M NOT GONNA TRY AND STOP YOU. 974 00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:07,619 AND I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING 975 00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:09,488 IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH IT. 976 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,025 YOU HAVE MY WORD. 977 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:36,047 JUST LET ME LEAVE YOU WITH THIS, DUTCH. 978 00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:38,049 IT DOESN'T TAKE A PSYCHIC 979 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:40,018 TO SEE HOW MUCH PEOPLE LOVE YOU. 980 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,988 YOUR SON CAME TO ME AND HIRED A PSYCHIC 981 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:45,056 AGAINST HIS BETTER JUDGMENT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE. 982 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,558 AND YOU DON'T KNOW THIS YET, 983 00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:48,093 BUT ALL HE WANTS IN THE WORLD 984 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,128 IS TO BE MORE LIKE YOU. 985 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:53,599 YOU GO TO YOUR SON, OR YOUR WIFE, 986 00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:55,501 OR ANYONE ON YOUR CREW FOR THAT MATTER, 987 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:59,438 AND YOU ASK THEM WHICH THEY'D RATHER HAVE: 988 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,673 SIX MORE MONTHS WITH YOU 989 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:03,575 OR A MILLION DOLLARS. 990 00:39:05,611 --> 00:39:07,679 YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT THEY'LL ANSWER, 991 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:10,115 AND THEY WON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND. 992 00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:18,957 IS THAT RIGHT? 993 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,128 TRUE STORY. 994 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:27,032 YOU'RE WRONG. 995 00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:35,173 I WAS THAT KID IN CLASS 996 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,976 WHO SHOT MILK OUT OF HIS EYES. 997 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,011 AND I WAS DAMN GOOD. 998 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:43,582 [engine starts] 999 00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:52,724 (announcer) AND HERE HE IS NOW, 1000 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:57,529 DUTCH "THE CLUTCH" JENKINS! 1001 00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:00,499 [cheers and applause] 1002 00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:02,601 (crowd) CLUTCH! CLUTCH! CLUTCH! CLUTCH! 1003 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:05,203 CLUTCH! CLUTCH! CLUTCH! CLUTCH! 1004 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:08,139 CLUTCH! CLUTCH! CLUTCH! CLUTCH! 1005 00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:10,208 CLUTCH! CLUTCH! CLUTCH! 1006 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:13,479 (announcer) AND HE'S OFF. SPEEDING DOWN THE RAMP. 1007 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,447 HE'S PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN. 1008 00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,549 IT'S ALL OR NOTHING. 1009 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,755 HE DID IT! HE DID IT! 1010 00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:25,491 A HUNDRED WAGONS. 1011 00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:26,658 GIVE IT UP. FANTASTIC. 1012 00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:28,627 A VICTORY LAP AROUND THE ARENA. 1013 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:29,895 WHAT A NIGHT. 1014 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,997 YOU'VE WITNESSED HISTORY HERE TONIGHT, FOLKS. 1015 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:40,572 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S HEAR IT... 1016 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:41,673 NO, REALLY? 1017 00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:43,008 YOU--YOU GREW UP YOUR WHOLE LIFE 1018 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:45,611 IN SANTA BARBARA? YEAH. 1019 00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:48,179 [Lassiter and woman laughing] 1020 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:49,948 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT! THAT'S AMAZING. 1021 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:52,618 THAT'S FASCINATING-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1022 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:54,820 OH, I'M JUST TALKING TO YOUR FRIEND BLAIR HERE. 1023 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:57,523 SHE--SHE'S GREAT. WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. 1024 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:58,757 SHE'S NOT MY FRIEND. 1025 00:40:58,790 --> 00:40:59,991 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1026 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:01,026 YOU DIDN'T SEND HER DOWN HERE TO MEET ME? 1027 00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:02,561 NO! 1028 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:05,096 I DON'T INVITE FRIENDS TO DANGEROUS STAKEOUTS. 1029 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,865 BUT I KNOW HER. SHE'S A PROFESSIONAL. 1030 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,070 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE A HIT MAN. 1031 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:13,672 OH, CARLTON! 1032 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:17,175 SO ARE WE GONNA DO THIS OR NOT? 1033 00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:21,980 I GOTTA GO. 1034 00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:29,755 SO I GUESS WE'RE NOT ON FOR SATURDAY, HUH? 1035 00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:32,791 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com