1 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,444 [sighs] 2 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:11,745 YOU'RE NOT COMING IN? 3 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,414 YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME STAND 4 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:14,815 IN THAT DEPOSIT LINE ALL BY MYSELF? 5 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,650 NO, BUDDY, I WILL BE WITH YOU IN SPIRIT, 6 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,519 LIKE A TINY WOOD NYMPH. 7 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,188 BESIDES, WHAT'S YOUR GLITCH 8 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:21,455 WITH THE ATM MACHINE, ANYWAY? 9 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:22,790 IT'S A "PEOPLE THING", SHAWN. 10 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,126 BUSINESS SHOULD ALWAYS BE DONE FACE-TO-FACE. 11 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,061 WELL, IF YOU REMEMBER, I'M HOLDING A BIT OF A GRUDGE 12 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:28,762 AGAINST THIS PARTICULAR BANKING INSTITUTION. 13 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,531 WHY? BECAUSE THEY TURNED YOU DOWN 14 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,200 FOR A SMALL BUSINESS LOAN LAST YEAR? 15 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,302 YES, BECAUSE THEY TURNED ME DOWN FOR A SMALL BUSINESS LOAN. 16 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:37,138 THAT WAS COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE, GUS. 17 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,739 SHAWN, IT WAS FOR A ZIP LINE PULLEY SYSTEM. 18 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,242 TO TRANSPORT SNACKS FROM THE KITCHEN TO YOUR DESK. 19 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,111 OR THE RECEPTION AREA. 20 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:44,312 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 21 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:45,546 PART OF RUNNING A BUSINESS TOGETHER, SHAWN, 22 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,315 IS SHARING IN THE RESPONSIBILITIES 23 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,749 OF THE "BUSINESS" SIDE OF THE BUSINESS, 24 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,318 LIKE MAKING DEPOSITS. 25 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:51,652 WHAT ABOUT THE "BIDNIZZ" SIDE? 26 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,454 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M MORE OF A "BIDNIZZ" MAN. 27 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,223 WHO'S COVERING THAT? 28 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:57,691 YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. I'LL DO IT MYSELF. 29 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,862 [slams] 30 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,865 [radio playing rock music] 31 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,401 * 32 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,471 [woman screams] 33 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:44,638 [screaming] AH! HE'S GOT A GUN! 34 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,340 [scrambling and screams] 35 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,679 DON'T ANYBODY MOVE! 36 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:54,215 YOU! MOVE! NOW, DON'T ANYBODY MOVE. 37 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:57,251 DROP THE GUN! YOU DROP YOUR GUN. 38 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,486 [gunshot] 39 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,291 GET OVER THERE! 40 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:04,292 GET BACK! 41 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:07,261 DON'T ANYBODY DO ANYTHING. 42 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:12,500 [sirens] 43 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,345 LASSIE, JULES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 44 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,379 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 45 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:26,247 SHAWN, WE HAVE A SITUATION. 46 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,815 SOME GUY HELD UP THE BANK, 47 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,717 AND WE THINK HE'S TAKEN HOSTAGES. 48 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,419 WHOA. WHOA. TAKE IT EASY. 49 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:36,357 GUS IS IN THERE. 50 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:39,360 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 51 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,361 * 52 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,862 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 53 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,697 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 54 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,333 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 55 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,834 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 56 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,369 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 57 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,271 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 58 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,273 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 59 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,408 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 60 00:02:54,442 --> 00:03:01,315 * I KNOW YOU KNOW * 61 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,317 THIS IS SUE ELLEN JASPER, REPORTING TO YOU LIVE 62 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,619 OUTSIDE THE SANTA BARBARA NATIONAL SAVINGS BANK, 63 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:06,920 WHERE AN AS-YET-UNNAMED ASSAILANT 64 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:07,821 HAS ATTEMPTED TO STEAL 65 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,724 OVER A MILLION DOLLARS' WORTH OF DIAMONDS 66 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,494 AND IS NOW HOLDING HOSTAGES INSIDE. 67 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,395 POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE. 68 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,497 BUT HAVE YET TO REVEAL ANY FURTHER DETAILS. 69 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,831 WE'LL REPORT BACK TO YOU, 70 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,367 AS SOON AS WE HAVE MORE INFORMATION. 71 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,768 (Juliet) YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING? 72 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,536 I WASN'T IN THE BANK, JULES. 73 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,738 WHOA. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 74 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:28,008 (Juliet) WHY DIDN'T YOU GO INTO THE BANK? 75 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,578 WE CAME HERE TO MAKE A DEPOSIT. 76 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:31,945 THAT'S NOT REALLY A TWO MAN JOB. 77 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:32,780 WHAT, WE BOTH SHOULD'VE GRABBED A CORNER OF THE CHECK 78 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:33,981 AND GINGERLY WALKED IT IN TOGETHER? 79 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,617 (Juliet) I JUST FIND IT ODDLY UN-PSYCHIC OF YOU 80 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,619 TO HAVE NOT KNOWN THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. 81 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,654 I DON'T SEE INTO THE FUTURE, JULES. 82 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:41,655 I READ THINGS IN THE PRESENT. 83 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:42,523 AND I GET IT. 84 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,457 YOU THINK I'M NOT KICKING MYSELF ENOUGH? 85 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,259 I LET MY BEST FRIEND GO IN THERE WITHOUT ME, 86 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:46,560 AND NOW HE'S STUCK IN THERE, 87 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,529 AND I'M STUCK OUT HERE. 88 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:52,866 DETECTIVE LASSITER. 89 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,034 THAT GUY COULD BE A LOOSE CANNON. 90 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,437 SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO INSIDE THE BANK. 91 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,871 (Vick) O'HARA, I NEED YOU TO TAKE STATEMENTS 92 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,274 FROM THE REMAINING WITNESSES THAT WERE OUTSIDE THE BANK. 93 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,141 GOT IT, CHIEF. 94 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,677 NOW, DETECTIVE, JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW 95 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,479 THAT I'VE INFORMED THE FBI AND SWAT, 96 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,614 AND THEIR CHIEF NEGOTIATOR IS MOMENTS AWAY. 97 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:07,681 NO. 98 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,683 IT'S PROTOCOL AND YOU KNOW IT. 99 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:10,984 CHIEF, THIS THING'S ALREADY TURNING 100 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,520 INTO A THREE RING CIRCUS, WITHOUT BRINGING 101 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:13,487 THOSE ADRENALINE MONKEYS DOWN HERE. 102 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,723 LOOK, WE HAVE A HOSTAGE SITUATION, DETECTIVE. 103 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,325 AND I EXPECT YOU TO FULLY COOPERATE. 104 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,526 JUST MAKE A CALL IN THE BANKS. 105 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:19,893 SEE WHERE WE'RE AT. 106 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,362 MAYBE I CAN WRAP THIS THING UP HERE AND NOW. 107 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,463 SAVE THE CITY A WHOLE LOT OF TIME AND MONEY. 108 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,931 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CALL INTO THE BANK. 109 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:27,735 [vehicles approaching, sirens blaring] 110 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:08,742 HEADS UP! WE'RE ON THE CLOCK. 111 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:09,910 AND...CUT. 112 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:12,580 GREAT. DRIPPING WITH SWAGGER. 113 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:13,914 LET'S GO AGAIN, THOUGH. 114 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,716 AND MAYBE EASE UP ON THE COCKSURE SMILE JUST A BIT. 115 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:16,750 I LIKED IT. 116 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:17,918 I'M JUST NOT SURE IT'S GOING 117 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:18,919 TO PLAY IN THE MIDWEST. 118 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,454 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 119 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:21,489 OH, MY APOLOGIES. 120 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,457 I'M SHAWN SPENCER, LEAD PSYCHIC 121 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,426 FOR THE S.B.P.D. AND DILETTANTE 122 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,427 OF SHADOW PUPPETRY. 123 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,428 WHAT'S THIS? 124 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,096 WHAT'S THIS RIGHT HERE? [kiss] 125 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,631 [kiss] 126 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,533 OH, THAT'S A SWAN KISSING THE MOON. 127 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,468 WELL, I'M COMMANDER LUNTZ, HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR. 128 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,869 AND I WILL THANK YOU TO STEP ASIDE 129 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,438 AND LET ME HANDLE THINGS FROM HERE. 130 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,939 [Lassiter clears throat] 131 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:39,973 LUNTZ. 132 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,742 LASSITER. 133 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,711 PERHAPS AS HEAD DETECTIVE, I CAN BRIEF YOU 134 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,078 ON WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. LISTEN, DETECTIVE, 135 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,014 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE "TITLE" GAME WITH YOU. 136 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,115 TITLE GAMES. 137 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,783 IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE CELEBRITY? 138 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,385 CAUSE IF IT IS, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS. 139 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,087 WHAT? 140 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,723 I WILL. I'M REALLY GOOD AT THE GAME. 141 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,658 LITTLE REFRESHER. 142 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,693 I HAVE 26 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE 143 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,729 AND I'M SORT OF AN EXPERT 144 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,830 IN HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY AND CONDITIONING. 145 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,131 SO I DO KNOW TWO THINGS. 146 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,232 ONE. 147 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,668 YOUR FRIEND HERE IS ACTING OUT OF A PLACE OF FEAR. 148 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,936 A LITTLE SWEAT ON THE TEMPLE, 149 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,804 A LITTLE VIBRATO IN THE VOICE. 150 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,673 THIS IS PERSONAL FOR YOU. 151 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:13,974 AND NUMBER TWO, 152 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,810 I HAVE ABOUT 40 SECONDS TO INITIATE A CALL 153 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:17,845 INTO THAT BANK 154 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,713 BEFORE ALL THE WHEELS SPIN OFF OF THIS THING. 155 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,682 SO EXCUSE ME. 156 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,951 BOYS, FIRE ME UP A CALL INSIDE THE BANK 157 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:24,985 AND PATCH ME IN. 158 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,854 (man) YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY. 159 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:29,757 WE'RE NOT JUST GOING TO LET HIM DO THIS. 160 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,058 RIGHT, LASSIE? 161 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,726 IT'S PROTOCOL. 162 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,962 WE HAVE NO CHOICE. 163 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:45,873 [phone ringing] 164 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,146 WHOSE PHONE IS THAT? 165 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,181 IT'S HIS PHONE. 166 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:56,684 THANK YOU, SIR. 167 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,118 WE'RE HOSTAGES TOGETHER. 168 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,820 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE SAME SIDE HERE. 169 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:04,858 GIVE ME THE PHONE. 170 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,794 I APOLOGIZE. 171 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,096 I WOULD, BUT IT'S MY WORK PHONE. 172 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,865 AND I GET CHARGED THE DEDUCTIBLE FOR ANY LOST 173 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,033 OR STOLEN ITEMS. 174 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:14,234 SO HOW ABOUT I JUST TURN THE RINGER OFF? 175 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,869 [gasps] 176 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:17,971 EVERYONE, 177 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,040 CELL PHONES. NOW. 178 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,141 [rustling] 179 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,546 [phone ringing] 180 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,793 THIS IS COMMANDER LUNTZ. MY FRIENDS CALL ME LUNTZ. 181 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,995 YOU ARE? 182 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,164 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S FINE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. 183 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,866 I CAN DO ALL THE TALKING FOR NOW. 184 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,901 I'M REAL GOOD AT THESE ONE-SIDED CONVERSATIONS. 185 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,136 JUST ASK MY EX-WIFE. 186 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,838 WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU MARRIED? 187 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,139 GET THOSE GUYS AWAY FROM THE BANK. 188 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,607 TELL THEM TO GET THE HELL BACK. 189 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,575 I CAN DO THAT. DO IT NOW. 190 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:55,909 WELL, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME THEN. 191 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,611 THAT'S HOW THESE THINGS WORK. 192 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:58,679 WHAT? 193 00:07:58,712 --> 00:07:59,680 HOW 'BOUT WE START WITH A NAME? 194 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:00,548 YOU GIVE ME YOUR NAME, 195 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,650 AND I WILL BACK THOSE GUYS SO FAR UP 196 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:03,817 THEY'LL HAVE TO PUT TWO STAMPS 197 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:04,852 ON ANY LETTER THEY MAIL TO YOU. 198 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:05,753 HOW'S THAT? 199 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,020 LIKE HE'S JUST GOING TO GIVE HIM HIS NAME. 200 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:09,790 PHIL. THAT'S GOOD. 201 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,224 I'VE GOT A NEPHEW NAMED PHILLIP. 202 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:14,261 JEESH. HE'S A REAL RASCAL. 203 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,963 HE'S GOT A KILLER ARM FOR AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD. 204 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,264 HE PLAYS RIGHT FIELD. 205 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,232 WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME, PHIL? 206 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,901 GA--GET 'EM BACK! 207 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,937 WELL, I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHO I'M DEALING WITH. 208 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,038 THAT'S HOW I CAN HELP YOU. 209 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,206 OTHERWISE, THESE GUYS WITH THE GUNS-- 210 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,075 THEY GET REALLY, REALLY NERVOUS. 211 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,711 SO, IF WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, 212 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,580 WE CAN BE FRIENDS. 213 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,648 AND THEN I CAN VOUCH FOR YOU, AND I CAN PROTECT YOU. 214 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,817 I PROTECT ALL MY FRIENDS. 215 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,654 STUBBINS. 216 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:41,889 STUBBINS. I'M ON IT. 217 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,123 (woman in crowd) MY FIANCE, MICHAEL LENHART, IS IN THERE. 218 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,324 HE'S A DIABETIC. 219 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,626 HE'S GOING TO NEED TO EAT SOON. 220 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,894 HELP HIM, PLEASE. 221 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,061 (Juliet) OKAY. OKAY. 222 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,730 JUST STAY CALM. 223 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,133 HEY. THERE'S A WOMAN OVER THERE WHO IS HYSTERICAL. 224 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,035 HER FIANCE'S INSIDE. 225 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,905 [whispering] HE'S A DIABETIC. THERE'S A DIABETIC IN THERE. 226 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,240 UH, NOW LOOK, PHIL. 227 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,909 NOBODY IS IN A RUSH HERE. 228 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:02,943 I'M IN THIS FOR THE LONG HAUL, 229 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,578 AS LONG AS YOU ARE. 230 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:05,979 SO WE'LL TAKE OUR TIME. 231 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,615 BUT YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF HUNGRY PEOPLE IN THERE. 232 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,816 AND YOU'VE GOT A YOUNG GUY 233 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,018 WHO'S A DIABETIC, AND HIS FIANCE 234 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,620 IS OUT HERE WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 235 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,954 YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN WORRY. 236 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,923 SO IT WOULD GO A LONG WAY 237 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:20,360 IF YOU LET ME SEND YOU GUYS SOME FOOD IN THERE. 238 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,995 YOU LIKE PIZZA? 239 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,768 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 240 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:28,969 HOW PROTOCOL WORKS, 241 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:29,937 AND YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN GUSTER 242 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,238 IN REAL TROUBLE IN THERE 243 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,339 DIALING HIS CELL PHONE. 244 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,707 AT LEAST I DID SOMETHING. 245 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:34,808 LOOK, SHAWN. HE IS SWAT. 246 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:35,843 AND HE IS GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES. 247 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,611 I AM FINE WITH BACKING OFF HERE. 248 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,746 HE'S SWAT! 249 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,080 HE'S SWAT. THAT'S YOUR ARGUMENT? 250 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,982 HE'S NOT COLIN FARRELL. 251 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,951 I GET THAT YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT GUS, 252 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:48,088 BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU HE IS IN CAPABLE HANDS. 253 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,890 THERE'S A WOMAN OVER THERE THAT SAYS 254 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,792 HER FIANCE HAS DIABETES. HE'S INSIDE. 255 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:52,926 WAIT A MINUTE. 256 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,828 I GET WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. 257 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:55,929 YOU DO? 258 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:56,930 YES, I DO. 259 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,332 I'M SENSING A RELATIONSHIP HERE. 260 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,400 YOU ARE? 261 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,702 YES. YOU AND LUNTZ. 262 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,003 THERE'S A FAMILIAL THING HAPPENING. 263 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:03,971 HE'S LIKE AN OLDER UNCLE. 264 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,806 WHAT ARE YOU, RELATED TO HIM? 265 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:06,840 NOT YET. LASSITER. 266 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,942 WHAT? HE'S PSYCHIC. SHOULDN'T HE KNOW ALREADY? 267 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:09,977 KNOW WHAT? WHAT IS HE GETTING AT? 268 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,044 IT'S NOTHING. 269 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,946 BUT I DO KNOW CAMERON. 270 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:13,947 LUNTZ. COMMANDER CAMERON LUNTZ. 271 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,849 CAMERON? YES. 272 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:16,784 AND HE'S NOT MY UNCLE. 273 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,719 I MET HIM AT A POLICE DISTRICT CONFERENCE, 274 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:19,787 HE ASKED ME OUT, 275 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,821 WE WENT ON A FEW DATES. 276 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:21,955 I LIKE HIM. 277 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,991 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE DATING THIS GUY? 278 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,659 DING, DING, DING. TELL HIM WHAT HE WON O'HARA. 279 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,160 LASSITER! 280 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,430 LOOK, SHAWN. I WAS-- 281 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,665 DON--DON'T WORRY. IT'S FINE. 282 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,934 JULES, REALLY. DARE I SAY, DANDY? 283 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,003 ISN'T THAT A WORD FROM HIS GENERATION? 284 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,004 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 285 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,105 AND LOOK, I WAS GOING TO TALK 286 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,406 TO YOU ABOUT IT EARLIER, BUT-- 287 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,941 IT'S GREAT. IT'S--IT'S REALLY GREAT. 288 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,876 CONGRATULATIONS. 289 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,177 I'M SO... SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 290 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,345 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 291 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,080 I HAVE A BEST FRIEND TO SAVE. 292 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:55,322 CHIEF, ELDER COMMANDING OFFICER LUNTZ, 293 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,924 YOU NEED TO LET ME GET INVOLVED HERE. 294 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,058 YOU NEED TO LET ME SCOPE THINGS OUT. 295 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,392 (Vick) ABSOLUTELY NOT. 296 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,328 YOU'RE NOT A TRAINED TACTICAL OFFICER, SPENCER. 297 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,697 ARE WE POSITIVE HE'S EVEN HOUSE-TRAINED? 298 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,998 [laughs] OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 299 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,834 MAYBE YOU AND I GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT. 300 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:07,968 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE CORRECT. 301 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,070 I HAVE HAD A FEW CLOSE CALLS AROUND THE HOUSE RECENTLY, 302 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,404 BUT I CAN HELP YOU. 303 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,806 OH? HOW'S THAT? 304 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:13,841 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY, 305 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,142 OTHER THAN HIS NAME? 306 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,078 WE KNOW THAT HE'S A LONGTIME CUSTOMER OF THIS BANK, 307 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,314 OWED A HUGE LOAD OF BACK TAXES TO THE IRS. 308 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,116 HE'S JUST HAD HIS HOUSE FORECLOSED ON. 309 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,887 AND HE'S A MIDDLE CHILD. 310 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,055 YOU KNOW HE'S A MIDDLE CHILD? 311 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,489 I COULD HEAR IT IN THE TIMBRE OF HIS VOICE, 312 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,725 AND THE FACT THAT HE DOESN'T USE CONTRACTIONS, 313 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:32,960 YES. 314 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,962 OKAY. FINE. 315 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:35,963 WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE BANK? 316 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,931 LOOK, YOU SEND YOUR GUY IN THERE, AND WHAT? 317 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,132 MAYBE HE GETS YOU A GUESSTIMATE 318 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,133 OF HOW MANY HOSTAGES THERE ARE? 319 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,802 I CAN WALK INTO THAT BANK. 320 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,503 I CAN PSYCHICALLY READ EVERY SINGLE HOSTAGE 321 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,238 AND STUBBINS. 322 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,107 HE'S FREAKED OUT. HE WON'T TALK TO YOU. 323 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,977 HE DOESN'T NEED TO, I CAN READ HIS MIND. 324 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,945 CAN YOU READ MY MIND RIGHT NOW? 325 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,981 'CAUSE IT'S SENDING A VERY CLEAR MESSAGE 326 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,916 WHERE I WANT YOU TO BE. 327 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,987 [phone ringing] 328 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,355 SIR. 329 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,024 LUNTZ HERE. 330 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,993 (Phil) DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? 331 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:06,994 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 332 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:07,995 I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. 333 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,163 YOU ARE SENDING A COP IN HERE WITH THE PIZZAS. 334 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,865 LOOK, PHIL. CALM DOWN NOW. 335 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,066 THAT'S JUST FOR EVERYBODY'S SAFETY, THAT'S ALL. 336 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,001 WELL, IT IS NOT HAPPENING. 337 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,003 I'LL BRING THEM UP THERE MYSELF, IF YOU LIKE. 338 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,104 I DO NOT THINK SO. 339 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,006 YOU WILL SEND IN A REGULAR PERSON. 340 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,040 REGULAR PERSON? 341 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,042 YES. A REGULAR PERSON. 342 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,544 YOU WILL SEND IN SOMEONE FROM BEHIND THOSE BARRICADES. 343 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,880 A REGULAR PERSON. NOT A COP. 344 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,037 WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING? 345 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,340 I WOULDN'T ACCEPT THESE IF I WERE YOU. 346 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,541 SPENCER. 347 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,576 JUST PUT THE PIZZAS DOWN AND WALK AWAY. 348 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,045 GET OUTTA THERE. 349 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,046 EIGHT PIES, 350 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,347 FOUR OF THEM ARE VEGETABLE. 351 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,415 IS THIS GUY FOR REAL? 352 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,017 NO PEPPERONI? REALLY? 353 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,552 PLUS THE BLATANT DISREGARD 354 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,487 AND UTTER CRIMINAL LACK OF HAM AND PINEAPPLE. 355 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,989 SPENCER! 356 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,490 WHAT KIND OF GOOD FAITH NEGOTIATION, IS THIS? 357 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,326 I MEAN, THIS IS A HOSTAGE NEGOTIATION. 358 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,461 WELL, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY 359 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,829 WITH THE INGREDIENTS! 360 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,398 PUT THE PIZZAS DOWN AND WALK AWAY! 361 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,500 I WON'T LET YOU ACCEPT THESE. 362 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,970 WALK AWAY. THIS IS MY OPERATION. 363 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,938 GO GET HIM. GO GET HIM OUT OF THERE. 364 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,007 HE'S NOT GOING TO ACCEPT THESE--AAH! 365 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,541 [screams] 366 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,979 FAN OUT, FAN OUT, FAN OUT! 367 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,847 SPENCER! 368 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:37,617 [men shouting] 369 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,052 TERRIFIC. 370 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,522 PUT THOSE PIZZAS DOWN RIGHT OVER THERE. 371 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,099 ALL RIGHT, PHIL. 372 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,467 I'M JUST AS MAD ABOUT THIS AS YOU ARE. 373 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,003 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME GO OUT THERE 374 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,304 AND MAKE THIS RIGHT? 375 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,438 AND ON THE WAY BACK IN, 376 00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,439 I'LL HAVE THEM THROW IN A COUPLE LITERS 377 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:02,575 OF OLD-FASHIONED ROOT BEER AND SOME CINNA-STARS. 378 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,311 THEY'RE LIKE CINNA-DOTS, THEY'RE JUST--THEY'RE POINTY. 379 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,879 THEY'RE GOOD. THEY'RE NOT GREAT. 380 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:06,914 BUT I CAN GET THEM, 381 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,048 FREE OF CHARGE. 382 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,549 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 383 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,252 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 384 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:25,999 YOU'VE JUST BECOME MY NEXT HOSTAGE. 385 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:29,269 (Gus) WHY DOES HE KEEP SEPARATING EVERYBODY? 386 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,604 JULES IS DATING AN OLD SWAT GUY? 387 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,573 WE'RE IN A HOSTAGE SITUATION, SHAWN. 388 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,975 YOU DON'T GET THAT? 389 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,143 I DO GET IT. 390 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,011 WHAT I DON'T GET IS THE BULLETPROOF VEST 391 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,079 OVER THE SHIRT. 392 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,447 WHAT IS THAT? I'M TELLING YOU. 393 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,082 SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT WITH THIS GUY. 394 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,151 AND THEN HE MAKES US TAKE OUR SHOES OFF? 395 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,285 WHO DOES THAT? 396 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,386 WHY? 397 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,055 IT'S A WAY OF CONTAINING PEOPLE. 398 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,190 YOU KNOW, SLOWING THEM DOWN AND WHATNOT. 399 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,292 SO WE CAN'T RUN AWAY WHEN HE STARTS SHOOTING US. 400 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,094 HE'S GOING TO START KILLING US OFF, 401 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:54,962 ONE-BY-ONE. 402 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,229 OH, MY GOD. 403 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,164 WOULD YOU PLEASE RELAX? 404 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,299 CLEARLY, I HAVE A HANDLE ON THE SITUATION. 405 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,567 A HANDLE? A HANDLE! 406 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,568 YOU MOUTHED OFF TO HIM 407 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,136 AND GOT YOURSELF TAKEN HOSTAGE. 408 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,204 OF COURSE I DID. 409 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,238 THAT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG, 410 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,040 YOU SWEET DOLLOP OF SPICY GOODNESS. 411 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:07,907 I HAD TO GET MYSELF IN THERE, 412 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,177 SO I COULD SEE WHAT I'M DEALING WITH. 413 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,216 AND I HAVE THIS FEELING THAT WE ARE NOT DEALING 414 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,484 WITH THE PERSON THEY THINK WE ARE. 415 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,187 WHY WOULD A BANK ROBBER KEEP HIS GUN SAFETY ON? 416 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,990 SO HELP ME OUT. THINK. 417 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,257 WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER SEEING 418 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,027 THE MOMENT THAT THE ROBBERY WENT DOWN? 419 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,029 FEATURES? NOSES? 420 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,130 MAYBE A CHIN. 421 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,431 I DID SEE A CHIN. 422 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,533 A BEAUTIFUL ONE. 423 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,304 A GLORIOUS ONE. 424 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,240 THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE SHE'S OVER A HUNDRED. 425 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,075 ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH? 426 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,043 NOT HER, SHAWN. 427 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,677 OH. 428 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,046 I'VE HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK IN HERE, SHAWN. 429 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,316 AND I'VE REALIZED SOME THINGS ABOUT LIFE. 430 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,118 IT'S BEEN TWO HOURS. 431 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,153 YES. BUT TWO HOURS "HOSTAGE" TIME. 432 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,156 THINGS HAPPEN FAST IN HERE SHAWN. 433 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,092 LIFE IS FLEETING, AND I NEED TO LIVE IT. 434 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,760 I NEED TO SAY THE THINGS I'M FEELING, 435 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,295 AND ACT ON THOSE FEELINGS 436 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,363 BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 437 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,033 AND SO DO YOU. 438 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,601 OKAY. 439 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,437 IN OTHER NEWS, PHIL. PHIL! 440 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,439 (Gus) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 441 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,041 YOU WANT TO GET YOURSELF SHOT? 442 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,075 WHAT? 443 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,076 SORRY. NOTHING. 444 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,144 OUR BAD. 445 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,678 YOU JUST GO BACK TO YOUR WHOLE 446 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,180 "ROBBERING" THING. 447 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,049 I NEED TO POTTY. 448 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,550 I-I-I'M-I'M SORRY. 449 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,318 I'M SORRY, EVERYONE. 450 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,453 I DOWNED AN ORANGE JULIUS 451 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,188 RIGHT BEFORE I WAS TAKEN CAPTIVE. 452 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,090 AND IT-- IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH ME. 453 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,726 I NEED TO POTTY. 454 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,095 LOOK-- I KNOW MY BODY. 455 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,164 AND I KNOW MY STOMACH. 456 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,066 AND THIS COULD GET REALLY UGLY. 457 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,734 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 458 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,170 ALL RIGHT, DON'T ANYBODY MOVE. I'M WATCHING YOU. 459 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,271 I'M JUST GOING TO BE RIGHT HERE. 460 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,206 DON'T MOVE. 461 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,109 YOU KNOW I'M NOT REALLY A REGULAR PERSON. 462 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,111 RIGHT, PHIL? 463 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,180 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 464 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,281 IT MEANS I TRIED ONCE AND FAILED. 465 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,416 I'M JUST TOO UNIQUE AND INTERESTING. 466 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,518 THE FRENCH CALL IT DU FROMAGE. 467 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,654 WHICH LOOSELY TRANSLATED MEANS "OF CHEESE." 468 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,723 THE TRUTH IS, I'M ACTUALLY A PSYCHIC. 469 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,425 A PROFESSIONAL ONE. 470 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,161 AND I AM GETTING A MAJOR READING. 471 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,362 RIGHT IN HERE. 472 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,363 YOU ARE? 473 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,664 [inhale] THERE IT GOES AGAIN. 474 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,166 WHAT? WHAT'S IT SAYING? 475 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,068 IT'S SAYING THAT YOU ARE A MIDDLE CHILD. 476 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,105 YES, YES I AM. 477 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,241 IT IS ALSO SAYING THAT YOU ARE NOT... 478 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,510 [whispering] A BANK ROBBER. 479 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,449 YOU KNOW THIS? 480 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,218 YES. VERY MUCH SO. 481 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,253 THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE AT PLAY HERE, PHIL. 482 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,387 SOMETHING NEFARIOUS. 483 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,689 AND ALSO EVIL. 484 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,391 OH, GOD, YES. 485 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,193 [sighs] YOU DO KNOW. 486 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,027 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 487 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,163 I CAN'T KEEP UP THIS RUSE ANY LONGER. 488 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,264 PLEASE. HOW'S MY WIFE? 489 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,698 YOUR WIFE? YEAH, IS SHE SCARED? 490 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:46,799 IS SHE SCARED? 491 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,270 UH...YES, SHE IS SCARED. 492 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,539 OH, MY GOD. JOANNA, I'M SO SORRY. 493 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,441 CAN YOU GET A MESSAGE TO HER? 494 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,246 YES, I BELIEVE I CAN. 495 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,214 JOANNA. JOANNA. 496 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,849 LISTEN, JOANNA. 497 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,284 THIS MORNING I WAS CONFRONTED BY A MAN, 498 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,418 I DON'T KNOW WHO. 499 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,620 AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE HAD KIDNAPPED YOU 500 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,855 AND WAS HOLDING YOU SOMEWHERE. 501 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,523 AND IF I DIDN'T WALK INTO THIS BANK RIGHT THEN 502 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,424 AND GET HIM THESE DIAMONDS 503 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,426 AND DROP THEM IN A MAILBOX DOWN THE ROAD, 504 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,263 HE WAS GOING TO KILL YOU. 505 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,864 AND I SCREWED UP. 506 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,499 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS, HONEY. 507 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,268 I'M SO SORRY. 508 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,836 OH, WOW. 509 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,206 PHIL, THAT WAS SOMETHING. 510 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,341 I MEAN, IT WAS JUST REALLY JAM-PACKED 511 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,776 WITH, UH, INFORMATION. 512 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,378 IT WAS ALSO A LITTLE BREATHY. 513 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,679 ODDLY SOOTHING. 514 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,247 SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY. 515 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,282 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. 516 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,549 BUT HOW? 517 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,717 YOU DON'T HAVE TO... 518 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,452 OKAY, YEAH. BUT HOW? 519 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,621 I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING WATCHED. 520 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:45,124 BY THE COPS, BY SOMEONE IN HERE. 521 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,195 PHIL, I WILL HELP YOU. 522 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,596 BUT YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME. 523 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,231 I'M WORKING WITH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. 524 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,234 I KNOW WHO ALL THE PLAYERS ARE OUT THERE. 525 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,236 I WILL GET YOU OUT OF THIS BANK. 526 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,271 AND I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOUR WIFE IS. 527 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,841 BUT YOU HAVE TO LET ME LEAD THIS NEGOTIATION. 528 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,444 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT? 529 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,545 I THINK SO. 530 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,913 OKAY, HERE'S THE PLAN... 531 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,216 FIRST, KEEP UP THE CRAZY GUY ROUTINE. 532 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,450 WE NEED THAT. ALL RIGHT. 533 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,219 BUT DO NOT SPEAK TO ANYONE HERE 534 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,320 UNLESS I AM WITH YOU. 535 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,554 SECONDLY... 536 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,923 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE ME SOME PRIVACY. 537 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,392 I WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE ORANGE JULIUS. 538 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,332 OH. 539 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,301 [phone rings] 540 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,404 LUNTZ HERE. 541 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,639 (Shawn) I HAVE SOME INFO FOR YOU. 542 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,507 STUBBINS IS NOT BEHIND THIS. SOMEONE-- 543 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,742 LOOK, SPENCER. 544 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:36,976 THE FIRST THING YOU GOTTA REALIZE 545 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,745 ABOUT THESE GUYS IS THAT THEY WILL TRY 546 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:39,912 TO MANIPULATE ANYBODY THEY CAN 547 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,248 TO GET OUT OF THERE ALIVE. 548 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,682 I THINK THAT YOU HAVE INTERFERED 549 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,484 AND SCREWED UP ENOUGH, DON'T YOU? 550 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,652 WHY DON'T YOU FIND YOURSELF 551 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,420 A QUIET LITTLE CORNER IN THERE 552 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,356 AND LAY LOW, COPY? 553 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,357 I-I'M TELL-- 554 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,724 [sighs] 555 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,725 KENNY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 556 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,726 YES, SIR. WHAT'S UP, SIR? 557 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,595 [phone rings] 558 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,663 HELLO? 559 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,764 LHASA APSOS, 560 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,299 I HAVE AN IDEA THAT MIGHT PUT YOU BACK 561 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,200 FRONT AND CENTER ON THIS CASE. 562 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,270 I'M LISTENING. 563 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,904 STUBBINS ISN'T BEHIND THE ROBBERY. 564 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,006 SOMEBODY KIDNAPPED HIS WIFE AND PUT HIM UP TO IT. 565 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,642 SPENCER, YOU KNOW THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE NUTSY, RIGHT? 566 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,443 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? 567 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,644 JUST SEND A COUPLE BLACK AND WHITES 568 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,645 OUT TO LOOK FOR THE WIFE 569 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,746 AND SEE WHAT BLOWS BACK. 570 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,282 HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE THAT SH-- 571 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,350 [toilet flushes] WHAT WAS THAT SOUND? 572 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,586 SPENCER? 573 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,491 HEY, MCNABB. 574 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,926 YES, SIR. 575 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,428 I'VE GOT SOMETHING I'M GOING TO SEND YOU OUT ON. 576 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,029 OKAY. 577 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,999 (Phil) WHAT ARE WE DOING IN THE BANK MANAGER'S OFFICE? 578 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,501 I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF PUTTING TOGETHER 579 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,336 A LIST OF DEMANDS THAT YOU CAN GIVE TO LUNTZ. 580 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,504 DEMANDS? 581 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,671 YEP. 582 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,373 YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO CALL OUT THERE. 583 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,442 AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO READ THESE OFF TO HIM. 584 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,413 "MY DEMANDS... BY PHIL." 585 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,682 AN AIRPLANE TO TAKE ME WHEREVER I WANT. 586 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,551 TOUR BUS, BLUE, 587 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,053 WITH FULL TANK OF GAS...AND GROUPIES. 588 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,456 THAT'S NON-NEGOTIABLE. 589 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,458 $5,000 IN UNMARKED BILLS. 590 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,392 THIS IS A HUGE LIST. 591 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,159 WHAT IF THEY WON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THIS STUFF? 592 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,562 I DON'T EXPECT THEM TO, PHIL. 593 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,364 THAT'S JUST TO BUY US TIME. 594 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,231 SO THAT WE CAN FIGURE OUT 595 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,733 WHO IN HERE HAS PUT YOU UP TO THIS. 596 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,368 A ZIP LINE PULLEY SYSTEM 597 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:11,538 USED TO TRANSPORT DELICIOUSLY FLAVORED SNACKS AND SUCH 598 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,373 FROM ONE LOCATION TO ANOTHER. 599 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,240 WHAT IS THIS? 600 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,308 LOOK, JUST CALL OUT TO LUNTZ, OKAY? 601 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,410 AND REMEMBER, I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM FIRST. 602 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,483 [Shawn's voice echoing] WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY, 603 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,485 OTHER THAN HIS NAME? 604 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,387 [Luntz's voice echoing] WE KNOW THAT HIS HOUSE FORECLOSED ON. 605 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,822 LUNTZ, IT'S PHIL. 606 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,057 HEY THERE, FRIEND. 607 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,025 I WAS WONDERING WHY I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU. 608 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,961 WELL, I'M GOING TO PUT-- 609 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,764 SHAWN SPENCER? SHAWN SPENCER ON THE PHONE. 610 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,533 HE WILL BE NEGOTIATING ON MY BEHALF FROM HERE ON IN. 611 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,101 (Luntz) NO. NO, PHIL. 612 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,503 DON'T DO THAT. THAT'S A MISTAKE. 613 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,572 THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME-- HEY, CAM! 614 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,973 IT'S SHAWN. WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 615 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,341 [sighs] 616 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,643 SPENCER, PUT STUBBINS ON THE PHONE NOW. 617 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,979 EEEE. THAT'S, UH... 618 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,481 THAT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE AWKWARD, UH-- 619 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,682 I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW TO PUT THIS. 620 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,683 AND BEAR WITH ME, 621 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,485 BECAUSE THIS IS MY FIRST HOSTAGE NEGOTIATION, 622 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,487 BUT IT WOULD APPEAR THAT I AM, IN FACT, 623 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,988 MAKING THE DEMANDS NOW. 624 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,590 SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD 625 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:04,824 AND PUT DETECTIVE... 626 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,993 O'HARA ON THE PHONE PLEASE. 627 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,361 WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I DO THAT? 628 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,396 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 629 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,697 ISN'T THE "TIMBRE" 630 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,399 OF MY VOICE TELLING YOU WHY? 631 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,372 IT'S SPENCER. 632 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,241 SHAWN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 633 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,044 JULES, HOW SERIOUS IS THIS THING WITH YOU AND LUNTZ? REALLY? 634 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,779 [sighs] I'M SO NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION 635 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:27,880 WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. 636 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:28,915 IS HE STANDING NEXT TO YOU, 637 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,417 SNIFFING YOUR HAIR, HUH? 638 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,584 IS HE LISTENING TO ME? 639 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:32,852 SHAWN, HALF THE SANTA BARBARA 640 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,587 POLICE DEPARTMENT CAN HEAR US. 641 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,523 (Shawn) OKAY, FINE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 642 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:37,590 I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 643 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:40,727 JUST... JUST ANSWER ME THIS. 644 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,595 DOES HE HAVE THOSE OLDER GUY BOOBIES 645 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,664 THAT SORT OF DROOP AT THE ENDS? 646 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,832 OKAY, I'M HANGING UP ON YOU NOW. 647 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,133 WH-WH-WHOA! HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 648 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,167 I'M PUTTING PHIL-- 649 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,836 I'M PUTTING PHIL ON FOR LUNTZ. 650 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:53,973 HEY THERE, BUDDY. YOU THERE? 651 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,675 YEAH. OKAY. 652 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,610 FIRST... 653 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,512 I NEED A PLANE. 654 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,482 [laughs] 655 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:06,385 [indistinct police radio] 656 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,921 OH, GOSH. 657 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:12,492 [paper rustling] 658 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:15,495 SHHH. 659 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,996 THIS BANK SUCKS. 660 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,998 WAIT A MINUTE. 661 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,468 YOU'RE THE BANK MANAGER. 662 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,571 YES. I'M NATHANIAL GRESLING. 663 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:27,540 DO YOU RECALL REJECTING A SMALL BUSINESS LOAN 664 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,676 FOR A ZIP LINE SNACK TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM, 665 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:30,910 CALLING IT, AND I QUOTE, 666 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,044 "FISCALLY IRRESPONSIBLE"? 667 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,080 SHAWN. YES, I DO. 668 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:36,516 WELL, MR. NATHANIAL GRESLING, 669 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,618 THIS LITTLE TASK OF RETRIEVING 670 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,986 THE MINI OREOS TOOK ME 14 SECONDS. 671 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:40,987 ZIP LINE... 672 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,456 FOOM! SHH! FIVE. 673 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,492 FISCALLY IRRESPONSIBLE? 674 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:46,859 NAY, I CALL THAT MY FISCAL OBLIGATION 675 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:47,927 TO MY SHAREHOLDERS, 676 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,161 NAMELY GUS HERE. SHAWN. 677 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:50,563 LOOK, I'M SORRY. 678 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,231 YOU THINK THAT WAS ALL MY DECISION? 679 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,534 I'M JUST A DUPE FOR THE UPPER MANAGEMENT. 680 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,769 I DON'T HAVE THE POWER YOU THINK I DO. 681 00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:58,471 WE UNDERSTAND, MR. GRESLING. 682 00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,973 BUT I'M STILL A LITTLE FUZZY ON THE DETAILS. 683 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:02,208 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING 684 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,744 WHEN MR. STUBBINS CAME TO THE BANK? 685 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,178 I REMEMBER HIM ENTERING THE BANK, 686 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,114 AND HE APPROACHED ME. 687 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:13,720 I WAS BUSY WITH A CUSTOMER, BUT HE CAUGHT MY ATTENTION. 688 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:17,557 HE ASKED ME 689 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:18,825 TO TAKE HIM TO THE SAFETY DEPOSIT VAULT, 690 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,660 WHICH I DID. 691 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,563 ONCE INSIDE THE VAULT, HE DREW HIS GUN. 692 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,602 HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE HE KNEW ABOUT THE DIAMONDS? 693 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,671 (Mr. Gresling) THE DIAMONDS WERE DEPOSITED IN THAT PARTICULAR BOX 694 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:33,573 ONE WEEK PRIOR. 695 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:35,908 I VERY DISTINCTLY REMEMBER MR. STUBBINS 696 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,677 BEING IN THE BANK THAT DAY. 697 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:41,013 HOW DO YOU DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THAT? 698 00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:43,783 WELL, THE GENTLEMAN WHO DEPOSITED THE DIAMONDS 699 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,284 WAS A VERY WEALTHY CUSTOMER 700 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,854 WHO MANAGEMENT CONSIDERS TO BE A V.I.P. CLIENT. 701 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,221 OH. 702 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,658 THEREFORE, I'M INSTRUCTED TO TREAT HIM AS SUCH. 703 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:52,491 RIGHT. 704 00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:56,095 MR. STUBBINS WAS IN THE BANK BEFORE, 705 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,930 TO GET TO HIS SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX, 706 00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:58,965 BUT I SKIPPED HIM OVER. 707 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,800 OH, THAT NEVER FEELS GOOD. 708 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,269 HE WAS VERY UPSET. HE COMPLAINED. 709 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,972 I FELT BAD FOR HIM, 710 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,139 AND MAYBE THIS WAS MY MISTAKE, 711 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,174 BUT I TOLD HIM 712 00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:09,642 THAT THE GENTLEMAN WAS DEPOSITING 713 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,978 SOME VERY VALUABLE MERCHANDISE. 714 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,279 OH. 715 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:15,848 THEREFORE HE KNEW ABOUT THE DIAMONDS. 716 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:18,585 DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP, MAN. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 717 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,587 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 718 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,121 GOD. 719 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:26,125 NOTHING IS AGREEING WITH ME TODAY. 720 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:28,661 EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO, UH... 721 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:31,230 TAKE CARE OF SOME MORE BUSINESS. 722 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,308 PHIL. BUDDY. 723 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,610 WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 724 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:46,145 THEY'RE GOING TO MEET ALL MY DEMANDS. 725 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:47,780 SERIOUSLY? EVEN THE PLANE? 726 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:48,648 YEAH. 727 00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:49,649 WHAT ABOUT THE SNACK LINE? 728 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:51,050 YEAH. 729 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,052 UM, THEY WANTED ME TO COME TAKE A LOOK AT THE BUS. 730 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:54,887 IT'S NOT BLUE. IS THAT OKAY? 731 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,355 YEAH. 732 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,924 YOU HAVE A SHOT, TAKE IT. 733 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:08,067 [gunshot] 734 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,068 [glass shattering] 735 00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:10,703 [hostages scream] 736 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,271 THAT'S A NEGATIVE ON THE TARGET, SIR. 737 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,740 HOW DID YOU MISS? 738 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:14,841 (sniper) HE JUST FELL OUT OF MY SCOPE. 739 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,208 VERY STRANGE. 740 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,221 FREE HUGS. 741 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:34,160 WHO'S NEXT? 742 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,061 WELL, WE'RE STILL COMING TO YOU 743 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,696 FROM OUTSIDE THE NATIONAL SAVINGS BANK 744 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:38,931 WHERE THE HOSTAGE SITUATION HAS ESCALATED. 745 00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,900 SHAWN SPENCER, PSYCHIC DETECTIVE 746 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,334 FOR THE SANTA BARBARA POLICE DEPARTMENT, 747 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,203 IS NOW INSIDE THE BANK. 748 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,839 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. AND IS NOT ONLY A HOSTAGE, 749 00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:48,875 (reporter) HE APPEARS TO BE CALLING THE SHOTS ON BEHALF 750 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:49,809 OF THE NOW-NAMED ASSAILANT, 751 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,944 PHILLIP STUBBINS. 752 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,345 OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. 753 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,018 [groans] 754 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:02,021 DUDE, DON'T EVEN SIT BY ME RIGHT NOW. 755 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,322 THEY ALREADY HATE ME FOR THE PHONE THING. 756 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,124 I DON'T NEED THEM TO KNOW I'M FRIENDS WITH THE GUY 757 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,926 THAT KEPT THEM FROM BEING RESCUED. 758 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:07,660 OKAY. YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 759 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,128 MAYBE, BEFORE YOU ADMONISH ME 760 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:10,329 WITH THAT TONE OF VOICE, 761 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:12,264 YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR MY INSANELY GOOD NEWS. 762 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,666 WHAT? 763 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:14,834 AS A SIGN OF COOPERATION, 764 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,803 PHIL AND I ARE GOING TO RELEASE A HOSTAGE. 765 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:17,804 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 766 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:20,039 YES! YES, YES, YES, YES, YES. 767 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:20,973 OKAY. 768 00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:22,875 I KNEW YOU WOULD GET ME RELEASED. THANK YOU! 769 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,310 W-W-WAIT, DUDE, IT'S NOT YOU. 770 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,377 WHAT? 771 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,313 THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE. 772 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:30,783 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 773 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:31,684 I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON. 774 00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:34,386 THERE'S OLDER PEOPLE HERE AND--AND WOMEN. 775 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,756 SHAWN...ARE YOU READY? 776 00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:39,959 PHIL, I WILL BE WITH YOU IN ONE MINUTE. 777 00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:43,162 WHAT? 778 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,231 YOU ARE THE HOSTAGE BEING RELEASED? 779 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,966 GUS-- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 780 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,000 I HAVE A HUNCH ABOUT WHERE PHIL'S WIFE 781 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,769 IS BEING HELD. 782 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,103 I THINK IT'S DIRECTLY LINKED TO A LIST 783 00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:52,338 OF FORECLOSED HOUSES IN THE AREA, 784 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:53,906 AND I HAVE TO CHECK IT OUT. 785 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,441 DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S GOT TO BE ME. 786 00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,243 (Gus) JUST FIGURE THIS OUT AND GET ME OUT OF HERE 787 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,444 BEFORE THERE'S A RED LASER LIGHT 788 00:27:58,477 --> 00:27:59,879 SHINING ON MY FOREHEAD. 789 00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:02,081 AND BE CAREFUL, SHAWN. I WILL, BUDDY. 790 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:05,484 OH, AND SHAWN... 791 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,953 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW... 792 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,755 THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 793 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,022 I CARE ABOUT YOU 794 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:12,959 AND I APPRECIATE YOU. 795 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,361 AND, WELL... 796 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,964 I LOVE YOU, SHAWN. 797 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:26,839 OKAY, BUDDY. I HEAR YA. 798 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,842 YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO BE BACK IN, LIKE, HALF AN HOUR, RIGHT? 799 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,945 UH-HUH. 800 00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:34,781 WOW, THAT IS A TIGHT HUG. 801 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,248 [straining] ALL RIGHT. 802 00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:39,518 ALL RIGHT. 803 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,053 OKAY. 804 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,056 OKAY, I'M PRETTY SURE GRESLING IS OUR GUY. 805 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,324 YOU ARE? 806 00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:47,493 YEAH, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WALKED INTO THE BANK, 807 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,028 YOU DIDN'T FIND HIM. 808 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,197 HE FOUND YOU. 809 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,001 HIS HANDS WERE QUICKER THAN YOUR GUN. 810 00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:56,035 WHAT? 811 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,370 JUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM. SAY NOTHING. 812 00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,172 DO NOT PICK UP THE BANK LINE. 813 00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,975 DO NOT FIELD ANY CALLS UNTIL I RETURN, OKAY? 814 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:05,411 ALL RIGHT. 815 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,980 SHAWN? 816 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:10,917 I LOVE MY WIFE. 817 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,819 I KNOW YOU DO, MAN. 818 00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:18,825 [chatter] 819 00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:19,826 WHOO! [applause] 820 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,894 ALL RIGHT, GO GET HIM. 821 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:24,997 [cheers and applause] 822 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,572 ALL RIGHT, PUT HIM IN A HOLDING BIN. 823 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:34,907 I WANT TO DEBRIEF HIM. 824 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,208 N-N-NO WAY, LUNTZ. THIS IS OUR GUY. 825 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:37,844 ANY DEBRIEFING IS GOING TO BE DONE BY US. 826 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:39,812 NO, THIS IS MY INVESTIGATION. 827 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:40,612 WELL, GUYS, GUYS! 828 00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:41,814 I APPRECIATE YOU ARGUING OVER ME, 829 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:42,982 BUT LET ME JUST POINT OUT... 830 00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:44,583 I'M NOT WEARING BRIEFS. 831 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:45,918 (Vick) COMMANDER LUNTZ... 832 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:47,019 MR. SPENCER IS IN OUR DEPARTMENT, 833 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,888 SO WE WILL DEBRIEF HIM FIRST. 834 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,123 BUT WE'LL SHARE ANY INFORMATION THAT WE GATHER. 835 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:53,192 (Lassiter) HANDS OFF. 836 00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:55,327 SHAWN! SHAWN. 837 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:57,129 W-W-WH-WHOA. DAD? 838 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,530 HURRY UP. 839 00:29:58,564 --> 00:29:59,966 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE? 840 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:01,067 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU AND GUS 841 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,034 HAVE GOTTEN YOURSELVES INTO, 842 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:03,235 BUT I CAME DOWN HERE TO WARN YOU. 843 00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:04,236 WARN ME OF WHAT? 844 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,437 THIS GUY DOING THE NEGOTIATING? 845 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,173 HE'S DONE NEGOTIATING. 846 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,841 (Shawn) MEANING? 847 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,176 HE'S GETTING READY TO TAKE THIS GUY OUT. 848 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:12,111 YEAH, DAD, I KNOW. HE ALREADY TOOK A SHOT. 849 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,112 YES, BUT SHAWN, HE'S GETTING READY 850 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,213 TO GO IN WITH TEAR GAS. 851 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:16,182 I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE. IT'S NOT PRETTY. 852 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:17,083 HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE? 853 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:18,284 I DON'T KNOW... 854 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,152 HOUR, TOPS. 855 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:21,921 ALL RIGHT. THANKS, DAD. 856 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:24,123 SHAWN... YOU BE CAREFUL. 857 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,491 ALL RIGHT. 858 00:30:25,524 --> 00:30:28,160 WHOO, WHOO. [applause] 859 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,499 HI. SHAWN SPENCER. THANKS FOR COMING OUT. 860 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:34,600 (Henry) SHAWN. 861 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,004 LOOK, LASSIE, I AM TELLING YOU 862 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:39,338 THAT STUBBINS IS NOT BEHIND THIS. 863 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,173 AND I KNOW AT THE VERY LEAST THAT GRESLING, 864 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:42,875 THE BANK MANAGER, IS INVOLVED. 865 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,143 IT'S A MOOT POINT. 866 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:44,877 HE'S GOING TO DO WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO. 867 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:46,045 THERE ARE HOSTAGES IN THERE. 868 00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,046 I KNOW THAT. 869 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:48,047 MY BEST FRIEND IS ONE OF THEM. 870 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,248 IF WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE 871 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:50,282 AND FIND THIS GUY'S WIFE, 872 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:52,351 WE CAN SHOW THAT THE KIDNAPPING THING HOLDS WATER. 873 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:55,321 LOOK, I AM BREAKING ABOUT 50 CODES OF POLICE PROCEDURE 874 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,355 JUST BY TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS. 875 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,924 UGH! WITH THE CODES! THAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM. 876 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,091 OH, IT'S MY PROBLEM? 877 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,226 JUST ONCE, CAN YOU GRAB LIFE 878 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:00,859 BY THE LITTLE LASSITERS 879 00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,228 AND FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS? 880 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,063 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE MY METHODS. 881 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:05,631 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME. 882 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:07,266 BUT WE ARE PRESSED FOR TIME, AND I AM TELLING YOU 883 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:08,935 I AM VIBING LIKE CRAZY. 884 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:12,204 CAN WE SCREW PROTOCOL AND GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE? 885 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:17,643 YOU TAKE SHOTGUN. 886 00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:20,412 YOU ARE SO SEXY RIGHT NOW. 887 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,191 WHERE YOU GOING? 888 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,326 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE 889 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,694 WHO HAS A JOB TO DO. 890 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,964 WELL, WAIT. ARE WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT? 891 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,069 (Lassiter) ALL RIGHT, WHERE AM I DRIVING? 892 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,403 (Shawn) JUST HEAD DOWN TO STATE STREET. 893 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,672 THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE MAKING A LEFT ON LAPORTE. 894 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:49,708 YES. LEFT. 895 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,111 I'M BEING DRAWN THERE BY THE WIFE NOW. 896 00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:53,279 ALL RIGHT, JULES. 897 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,147 GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY YOU FIND THIS GUY ATTRACTIVE. 898 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:56,582 SHAWN! YOU CAN'T GIVE ME ONE? 899 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,184 I CAN THINK OF MANY. 900 00:31:58,217 --> 00:31:59,151 IS ONE OF THEM THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD 901 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:00,519 TO GIVING HIM SPONGE BATHS IN THE NEAR FUTURE? 902 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,021 (Juliet) I HAPPEN TO FIND HIS AGE 903 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,222 AND HIS MATURITY APPEALING. 904 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,690 HE'S DISTINGUISHED, AND VIRILE, 905 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,158 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HE KNOWS WHO HE IS. 906 00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:08,194 AND THAT... IS ATTRACTIVE. 907 00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:09,361 YOU TWO KNOW I'M IN THE VAN, RIGHT? 908 00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,063 HERE! STOP HERE! 909 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,168 THIS IS IT. 910 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,136 SHE'S BEING HELD RIGHT IN THERE. 911 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:18,470 ALL RIGHT, SPENCER. 912 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:19,738 YOU...STAY PUT. 913 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,673 I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU. 914 00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:23,209 O'HARA, WE GO ON THREE. YOU READY? 915 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:24,676 ONE, TWO-- 916 00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:26,445 CAN I SAY IT? 917 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:27,546 LET ME SAY IT. 918 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,307 [whispering] HEY. 919 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:57,076 SHAWN! 920 00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,444 [whispering] GET BACK IN THE CAR. THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS. 921 00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,478 I WILL, BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 922 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:00,479 SHAWN, GET BACK IN THE CAR. 923 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:01,680 GO OUT WITH LUNTZ. 924 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,182 WHAT? 925 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:04,350 I WANT YOU TO GO OUT WITH LUNTZ. 926 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:05,684 SHAWN... 927 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,653 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL? 928 00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:09,088 I'M NOT TRYING TO PULL ANYTHING. 929 00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,157 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 930 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:13,225 SO...IF YOU THINK THIS GUY CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY, 931 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:14,660 OR EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT SURE, 932 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,262 AND THERE'S JUST A TINY PART OF YOU THAT THINKS 933 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:17,663 THAT THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE FOR THAT, 934 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:20,199 I THINK YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO GO FOR IT. 935 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,103 THANK YOU, SHAWN. 936 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,304 YOU'RE WELCOME. 937 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:26,472 WHEN ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GO OUT NEXT? 938 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,274 UH, TONIGHT, ACTUALLY. 939 00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:30,676 WOW. THAT'S SO FAST. 940 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:31,743 WHERE'S HE GOING TO TAKE YOU? 941 00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:33,712 MARIO'S. MARIO'S? 942 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:36,048 THAT PLACE IS A LITTLE STUFFY. DON'T YOU THINK? 943 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:37,283 I LIKE THEIR BREAD. 944 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,127 CLEAR. CLEAR. 945 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:48,960 SPEN-- 946 00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:50,262 SPENCER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 947 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:51,697 I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE CAR. 948 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:57,836 IF I'D STAYED IN THE CAR, 949 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:58,637 I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL YOU, 950 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,206 THAT SOMEONE JUST TOOK OFF RUNNING 951 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:01,607 THAT WAY THROUGH THE YARD. 952 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:03,842 (Lassiter) THEY'RE GONE. 953 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,277 I'LL CALL IN A PERIMETER REQUEST. 954 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:06,412 GET K-9 DOWN HERE. 955 00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:07,713 YOU WANT TO HELP ME WITH THIS GAG? 956 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,815 YEAH. 957 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:10,849 [sobbing] 958 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,484 HELLO, JOANNA. 959 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:15,787 I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM YOUR HUSBAND. 960 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:18,290 I'M GOING TO TRY TO MAKE CONTACT ONE MORE TIME, 961 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:19,625 AND THEN THAT'S IT. 962 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:22,294 PREPARE TO GO IN WITH THE GAS. 963 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,667 [phone ringing] 964 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,145 YOU. COME ON. 965 00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:40,312 COME ON, RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW. 966 00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:41,313 WHY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 967 00:34:41,347 --> 00:34:42,281 DON'T MOVE! 968 00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:44,250 DON'T TALK! LOOK AT THE FLOOR! 969 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:45,317 LOOK AT THE FLOOR. 970 00:34:45,351 --> 00:34:46,352 COME ON. RIGHT NOW. 971 00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,820 IN HERE, IN HERE. GET IN THERE. 972 00:34:48,854 --> 00:34:50,122 WHAT? 973 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:52,524 [thud] OH! 974 00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:54,726 YOU HAVE MY WIFE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 975 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,695 YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS. TELL ME WHERE SHE IS. 976 00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:58,630 [muffled arguing] 977 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,332 TELL ME WHERE SHE IS. I SWEAR--YOU'RE CRAZY. 978 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:01,567 WHERE'S MY WIFE?! 979 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,269 I DON'T KNOW! 980 00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:04,736 [yelling continues] 981 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:05,804 (Lassiter) ALL RIGHT, MRS. STUBBINS. 982 00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:07,639 WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE MAN 983 00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:09,408 THAT KIDNAPPED YOU? 984 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,377 WELL, THERE WERE ACTUALLY TWO MEN. 985 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:13,312 TWO? 986 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:14,846 ARE YOU SURE? 987 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:16,815 WHERE'S MY WIFE? 988 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:20,252 [thud] [gasp] 989 00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:26,825 I WAS BLINDFOLDED, 990 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:28,360 BUT THROUGH A CRACK IN THE BOTTOM, 991 00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:30,462 I WAS ABLE TO MAKE OUT TWO PAIRS OF FEET. 992 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:31,797 I DIDN'T SEE MUCH, 993 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,632 BUT I KNOW ONE OF THEM WAS WEARING 994 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:35,934 A PAIR OF BROWN WING TIP SHOES. 995 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,869 BROWN. 996 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,384 I GOT IT. 997 00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:53,919 THE OTHER ONE'S IN THE BANK. 998 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,521 I GOTTA CALL PHIL AND WARN HIM. 999 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:58,424 [ringing] 1000 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:10,602 THAT'S IT, MEN. 1001 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:12,504 IT'S GO TIME. 1002 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:14,706 HIT 'EM WITH THE TEARGAS AND GO IN ON MY CALL. 1003 00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:24,783 [men shouting] 1004 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:30,922 [men shouting] 1005 00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:32,991 (Juliet) MORGAN PHELPS IS THE SECOND MAN INSIDE THE BANK. 1006 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,293 CANINE CAUGHT THE GUY RUNNING AWAY 1007 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:35,461 FROM THE HOUSE, WHO GAVE THEM UP. 1008 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:36,928 BUT I DON'T GET THE BANK MANAGER. 1009 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:38,897 GRESLING KNEW THE BANK WAS GOING TO BE ROBBED? 1010 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,165 HE PLANNED THE WHOLE THING FROM THE BEGINNING. 1011 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,934 HE KNEW THAT HIS V.I.P. CLIENT HAD DROPPED OFF THE DIAMONDS. 1012 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:44,936 THE DIAMONDS WERE DEPOSITED IN THAT PARTICULAR BOX 1013 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:46,372 ONE WEEK PRIOR. 1014 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,006 HE FIGURED THIS WAS HIS CHANCE TO SCORE BIG. 1015 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,309 SO HE CONTACTED MORGAN PHELPS. 1016 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,611 (Juliet) WHO HAS A RAP SHEET AS LONG AS MY ARM. 1017 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,480 SO WHY DIDN'T PHELPS JUST STEAL THE DIAMONDS HIMSELF? 1018 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:55,714 THEY DIDN'T NEED A PROFESSIONAL BANK ROBBER 1019 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,249 BECAUSE GRESLING WOULD BASICALLY 1020 00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:58,517 JUST BE HANDING THE DIAMONDS OVER. 1021 00:36:58,550 --> 00:36:59,951 AND PHIL WAS A PERFECT MARK. 1022 00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:01,587 THEY COULD PUT HIM IN THE BANK 1023 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:02,754 ON THE DAY THE DIAMONDS WERE DELIVERED. 1024 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:03,689 THAT, PLUS THE BACK TAXES, AND THE RECENT FORECLOSURE, 1025 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,491 MADE HIM SEEM LIKE A REALLY DESPERATE GUY 1026 00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:07,493 WHO NEEDED CASH IN A BIG WAY. 1027 00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:08,660 SO PHELPS PLANTS HIMSELF AT THE BANK 1028 00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:09,628 TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING GOES SMOOTHLY, 1029 00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:11,330 AND THEN FINDS HIMSELF CAUGHT AS A HOSTAGE 1030 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:12,864 WHEN THE WHOLE DEAL GOES SOUTH. 1031 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:14,733 I'LL KEEP TRYING LUNTZ, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S BLOCKED 1032 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,635 ALL CALLS NOT COMING FROM INSIDE THE BANK. 1033 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,003 WE NEED TO GET BACK THERE BEFORE HE GOES IN. 1034 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:31,817 LUNTZ! 1035 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,752 (Shawn) HAVE YOUR GUYS GRAB GRESLING, THE BANK MANAGER. 1036 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:34,753 TAKE HIM INTO CUSTODY. HE'S IN ON IT. 1037 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:35,754 WE'RE LOOKING FOR PHELPS. 1038 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:36,822 WHO? 1039 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:37,889 PHELPS. HAVE YOU ACCOUNTED FOR ALL THE HOSTAGES? 1040 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:39,925 WE'RE COUNTING BODIES NOW. IT'S A MESS OUT HERE. 1041 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:40,959 ALL RIGHT. 1042 00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:48,634 (Shawn) THERE'S NO WING TIPS. PHELPS IS GONE. 1043 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,336 HE MUST'VE TAKEN OFF SOMEWHERE. WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE HIM? 1044 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:52,304 WE WERE BEING HELD IN A BACK ROOM. 1045 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:02,814 I KNOW WHERE PHELPS IS. 1046 00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:05,517 WHERE? HE'S IN THE SEWER. HE'S IN THE SEWER SYSTEM. 1047 00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:07,018 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1048 00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:08,820 IS IT, LUNTZ? ALL RIGHT, I DO KNOW THIS MUCH. 1049 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,789 IF SOMEONE WERE TO ACCESS THE SEWER SYSTEM OUT BACK, 1050 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:12,358 IT WOULD DUMP THEM ALMOST ANYWHERE IN THE CITY. 1051 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:13,525 LUNTZ, I'M A PSYCHIC. 1052 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,526 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST ME. 1053 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,694 PLUS, LISTEN TO MY VOICE. 1054 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,829 IT'S EVEN. IT'S STEADY. NO VIBRATO. 1055 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,804 GUS, QUICK. 1056 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:26,638 HELP ME BOOST LASSIE UP TO THE CEILING. 1057 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:28,840 PHELPS IS INSIDE ONE OF THESE DUCTS. 1058 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:30,342 WHAT? WHATEVER HAPPENED 1059 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:31,477 TO THE WHOLE PSYCHIC SEWER VISION THING? 1060 00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:32,611 LASSIE, DO WE REALLY HAVE TIME TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? 1061 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:33,512 NOW, COME ON. 1062 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:36,014 JUST GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE SIZE 12 NARROWS. 1063 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:49,395 [grunts] 1064 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,931 FREEZE! 1065 00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:56,668 COME HERE. 1066 00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:58,370 [grunting] 1067 00:38:58,404 --> 00:38:59,705 [groans] 1068 00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:02,040 HOLD STILL. I GOT HIM! 1069 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:03,809 GOOD WORK, PARTNER. 1070 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,377 WE'LL GRAB BACKUP. 1071 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:11,049 PARTNER? 1072 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:12,918 UH, EXCUSE ME. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 1073 00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:14,386 YOU GOT TO ADMIT, IT'S BETTER THAN 1074 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:16,422 A LITTLE BOY CAT... OR A LITTLE GIRL CAT. 1075 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:17,656 NOT APPRECIATED, SHAWN. 1076 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:18,957 BUT LOOK AT YOU, MAN, 1077 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,059 SURVIVING A BANK HOSTAGE CRISIS 1078 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,661 AND STILL LOOKING ALL POITIER... 1079 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,029 ON A HOT DAY. 1080 00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,130 WHAT? 1081 00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:26,798 GO AHEAD. SLAP ME IN THE FACE. 1082 00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:27,799 TELL ME THEY CALL YOU MR. TIBBS. 1083 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:28,867 I'M NOT DOING THAT. 1084 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,101 COME ON, IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 1085 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:33,605 THEY CALL ME MR.-- I'M NOT DOING THAT. 1086 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:35,407 (Shawn) BUT YOU WERE ONE WORD AWAY! 1087 00:39:35,441 --> 00:39:37,142 COME ON. WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU? 1088 00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:38,143 (Gus) WILL YOU GET IN THE CAR? 1089 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:39,511 (Shawn) THEY CALL YOU WHAT? 1090 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:49,688 THEY CALL YOU MR.-- [laughs] 1091 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:52,891 [knocking] 1092 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,427 JULES. 1093 00:39:55,461 --> 00:39:56,795 HI. 1094 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,897 WHAT ARE YOU--- 1095 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:02,133 UH, EVIDENCE TURNED THESE OVER TO ME. 1096 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,569 I THINK THEY'RE GUS'S SHOES. 1097 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:04,703 SO... 1098 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,672 I JUST, UM-- 1099 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,039 I THOUGHT I'D BRING THEM BY 1100 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,676 AND DROP THEM OFF. 1101 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,143 THAT IS VERY SWEET OF YOU. 1102 00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:14,580 YOU CAN BURN THEM. WHAT? 1103 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:16,214 HE WAS DEVASTATED THE WHOLE WAY HOME. 1104 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:17,683 HE CRIED ABOUT THEM ALREADY. 1105 00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:19,017 ON MY SHOULDER, LIKE A BABY. 1106 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,887 I JUST PUT HIM DOWN. HE'S RESTING NOW. 1107 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,221 SO WHAT IS THIS? 1108 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,791 WHAT AM I SEEING HERE? THIS IS THE UH... 1109 00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:27,726 "RETURNING FOOTWEAR TO A FRIEND" OUTFIT? 1110 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,961 OH, CAMERON HAD TO CANCEL TONIGHT. 1111 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:31,497 NO. 1112 00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:32,498 YEAH. 1113 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,732 NO! YEAH. 1114 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,634 HE SAID HE TOOK, LIKE, FOUR SHOWERS, 1115 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:39,938 BUT, HE STILL COULDN'T GET THAT SEWER SMELL OUT OF HIS SKIN. 1116 00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,940 AW, JEEZ! THAT DAMN SEWER! 1117 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,709 WE WRAPPED EVERYTHING UP SO NICELY 1118 00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:45,076 SO THAT YOU GUYS COULD... 1119 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,778 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1120 00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:48,013 THE MAN FOLLOWED A HUNCH. 1121 00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,681 AND THAT'S ALL YOU CAN ASK FROM A GUY. 1122 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,850 HEY, FOLLOW YOUR HUNCHES. AND HE DID. 1123 00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:54,152 I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR YOU KIDS. 1124 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:57,656 BUT YOU GAVE IT A REAL SHOT, A FAIR SHOT. 1125 00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,124 SHAWN, I'M SEEING HIM TOMORROW NIGHT. 1126 00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:00,225 REALLY? WOW. 1127 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:03,762 THAT'S SO FAST ON THE RESCHEDULING. 1128 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:04,863 IT'S-- NO CONFLICTS? 1129 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:06,031 EITHER WAY? HUH. 1130 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:07,833 MM-MM. 1131 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,201 YEAH, WE'LL SEE. 1132 00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:15,841 WELL, I SHOULD GO. 1133 00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:19,110 HEY, UH, HAVE YOU EATEN? NO. 1134 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,547 WELL, I CAN'T OFFER ANYTHING AS FANCY AS MARIO'S. 1135 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,881 BUT, UH... 1136 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:23,882 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF A BALLPARK FRANK 1137 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:25,517 AND A STROLL ON THE BOARDWALK? 1138 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:27,719 IT IS GOLDEN TIME. 1139 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:31,557 I'VE BEEN TOLD I, UH, I LOOK PRETTY GOOD IN THAT LIGHTING. 1140 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:32,858 REALLY? IT'S TRUE. 1141 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,059 IS THAT RIGHT? 1142 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:37,929 [whirring noise] 1143 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:40,298 [giggles] 1144 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,733 THEY PLUMP WHEN YOU COOK THEM. 1145 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:43,134 THEY PLUMP! 1146 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:44,936 LITERALLY. 1147 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:47,906 AS THE TEMPERATURE RISES, THE WEINER ABSORBS 1148 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,776 ALL ADDITIONAL MOISTURE, CAUSING IT TO DOUBLE, 1149 00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:52,744 SOMETIMES EVEN TRIPLE, IN DIAMETER. 1150 00:41:52,778 --> 00:41:54,613 TRIPLE? WOW! 1151 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:57,649 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com