1 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,151 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 2 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:17,985 WHOA. 3 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:18,586 IT'S BARELY MORNING, JUST HOLD UP. 4 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,121 I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED. 5 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,589 YOUR ADRENALINE IS RUSHING, 6 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:22,823 YOUR HEART RATE IS PUMPING, 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,692 JUST LIKE YOU GOT A BIG CASE AND THIS IS A HOT CRIME SCENE. 8 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:25,626 DAD... 9 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,728 I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT SANTA BROUGHT ME. 10 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:28,796 AND YOU WILL... 11 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,598 SOON ENOUGH. BUT FIRST, 12 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:31,565 I WANT YOU TO RECREATE 13 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,367 EVERYTHING THAT WENT DOWN HERE LAST NIGHT. 14 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,745 SANTA CAME IN... 15 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,481 SAT DOWN, 16 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:48,682 ATE HIS MILK AND COOKIES, 17 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,788 PUT THE PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE, 18 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:00,161 THEN SOMETHING SPOOKED HIM AND HE RAN OUT. 19 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:01,229 THAT'S RIGHT. 20 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,631 MAYBE YOU WOKE UP A LITTLE EARLIER THAN HE THOUGHT. 21 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:04,565 IT'S A PITY, TOO, BECAUSE 22 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,867 HE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO FINISH PUTTING 23 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,702 TOGETHER YOUR BRAND NEW BICYCLE. 24 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,104 WHOA. 25 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,379 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHAWN. 26 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,317 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 27 00:01:23,351 --> 00:01:25,186 YOU KNOW I HAVE TO GET TO MY MOM AND DAD'S. 28 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,755 CHOOSING THE PERFECT HOLIDAY GIFT TAKES TIME, GUS. 29 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,657 YOU CAN'T CUT CORNERS. 30 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,825 YOU HAVE TO CUSTOMIZE. 31 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,461 MATCH THE GIFT... 32 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,129 WITH THE INDIVIDUAL. 33 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:36,330 LOOK... 34 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:38,732 I TOOK OUR HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS 35 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,434 AND PUT SANTA HATS ON THEM. 36 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,435 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 37 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,704 [screwball noise] 38 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:44,738 LOOK, CAN WE DO THIS LATER? 39 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:47,675 MY SISTER JOY'S FLIGHT GETS IN ANY MINUTE NOW. 40 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,709 YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME. 41 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,744 NO I DON'T, SHAWN. 42 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,213 YOU KNOW SHE USUALLY WORKS DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 43 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,182 LONDON, PARIS, HONG KONG. 44 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,483 NOW THAT SHE'S HOME, WE HAVE TO SPEND 45 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,285 AS MUCH TIME TOGETHER AS POSSIBLE. 46 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,819 ALL THAT TIME AWAY FROM HOME FOR WORK. 47 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,821 PRECISELY WHY I DIDN'T GO TO LAW SCHOOL. 48 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,790 YEAH, THAT AND THE SCHOOL PART. 49 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,425 [door slams] 50 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,395 WELL, HELLO THERE. 51 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:09,730 MAY I HELP YOU? 52 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,465 ARE YOU MR. PSYCH? 53 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,703 I'M MR. SHAWN. AND THIS IS SCROOGE JONES. 54 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,171 WE'RE PSYCHIC DETECTIVES. 55 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,472 WHO MIGHT YOU BE? 56 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:19,607 MY NAME'S BRITTANY. 57 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,242 MR. SHAWN... 58 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,576 I NEED TO HIRE YOU. 59 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,945 I SEE. WHAT FOR? 60 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,414 TO GET SANTA OUT OF JAIL. 61 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,883 ALL I HAVE IS $1.38. I HOPE IT'S ENOUGH. 62 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,252 WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY ACCEPT THAT. 63 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:35,389 HE'S RIGHT. WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE? 64 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,690 THE POLICEMEN DRAGGED HIM AWAY 65 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:37,725 FROM THE SANTA'S VILLAGE IN SOLVANG. 66 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:38,926 PLEASE. 67 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,828 YOU HAVE TO HELP HIM. 68 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:41,695 DON'T WORRY, BRITTANY. 69 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:42,930 THERE ARE SOME WONDERFUL PUBLIC DEFENDERS 70 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,198 IN THE NORTH POLE. 71 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,733 SANTA WILL BE OUT IN NO TIME. 72 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,235 BUT IF HE'S NOT OUT BY CHRISTMAS EVE, 73 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,737 HE CAN'T DELIVER HIS TOYS. 74 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,873 UH, THIS IS... 75 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,742 THIS IS A MATTER FOR THE POLICE. 76 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,244 (Shawn) YES. 77 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,246 AND WE NEVER INTERFERE WITH POLICE MATTERS. 78 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,581 I UNDERSTAND. 79 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,250 OKAY. GOOD. 80 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:06,520 [whimpers] 81 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:10,324 [crying] 82 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,925 OH, BOY. 83 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,529 WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO 84 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,498 WHEN A CHILD'S CRYING LIKE THIS? 85 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,600 YOU CAVE. 86 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,835 BRITTANY, 87 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,772 MR. SHAWN AND I WILL GET SANTA OUT AS SOON AS WE GET BACK. 88 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,474 [sighs] 89 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,842 THANK YOU, SCROOGE JONES. 90 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:29,943 THANK YOU, MR. SHAWN. 91 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,714 LET'S GO. 92 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:44,458 GUS. GUS, WE'RE BACK FROM THE AIRPORT. 93 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,896 HEY, SIS! AW, GUSSIE! 94 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:49,930 I MISSED YOU. 95 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,865 I MISSED YOU, TOO. 96 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:52,866 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S BEEN LIKE 97 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,134 NOT HAVING ANYONE TO TALK TO. 98 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:57,871 WELL, I WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THIS PSYCHIC DETECTIVE AGENCY. 99 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,274 IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. 100 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,775 AS WE FOUND OUT LAST YEAR 101 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:04,645 WHEN WE WERE BOTH BROUGHT UP ON MURDER CHARGES. 102 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,514 I STILL FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. 103 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,581 WELL, WE WERE IN THE WRONG PLACE 104 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,783 AT THE WRONG TIME. 105 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,520 NOBODY TO BLAME. NO. 106 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,858 YOU TWO MUST BE PRETTY GOOD. 107 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,660 IT'S FUNNY... 108 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,529 I DON'T REMEMBER YOU BEING PSYCHIC. 109 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:22,863 OH... 110 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:23,997 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? 111 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,467 (in unison) HIGH SCHOOL. 112 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,835 DID YOU TWO JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER? 113 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:28,802 HM? 114 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,338 (in unison) NO. 115 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,872 YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN. 116 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:34,842 AS IF TO CORROBORATE WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO SAY. 117 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,978 JOY, WHAT IS THIS? 118 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,880 WE'RE NOT ON TRIAL HERE. 119 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,649 THIS IS CHRISTMASTIME... 120 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,050 CAME THROUGH THE DOOR AND IT'S LIKE "WHAT?" BE MERRY! 121 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,819 THIS IS NOT A COURT ROOM. IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE. 122 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:48,288 SO WHY ARE YOU BOTH STRIKING DEFENSIVE POSES? 123 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:50,858 UH. 124 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:54,862 I WAS JUST, I WAS KEEPING IT LOOSE. YEAH. 125 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,564 UM, I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO WORK. 126 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:59,633 AND DON'T FORGET, I'M COVERING THE NIGHT SHIFT. 127 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,802 NO, JOY JUST GOT HERE. 128 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,036 RAYTHEON CAN WAIT. 129 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,606 GOVERNMENT PLANES DON'T MAKE THEMSELVES...YET. 130 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,774 IT'S OKAY, DADDY. 131 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,409 LOOK, IT'LL GIVE ME AND GUS 132 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,943 A CHANCE TO CATCH UP. 133 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,912 ALL RIGHT, WELL... 134 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,514 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, THEN. 135 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,049 OKAY, BYE. 136 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,951 SWEETHEART, YOUR ROOM'S ALL READY. 137 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,753 AND I'LL JUST BE A LITTLE LONGER IN THE KITCHEN. 138 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:20,954 LET ME GET THIS UP 139 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,055 TO YOUR ROOM FOR YOU. 140 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,125 [grunts] 141 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,594 I DOUBT YOU NEED ALL OF THEM. 142 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,896 YOU CAN GET THEM LATER. 143 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,564 [giggles] 144 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,805 [chuckles] 145 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,140 [sighs] 146 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:44,645 [triumphant Christmas music] 147 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,815 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 148 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,883 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 149 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,385 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 150 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,153 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 151 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,822 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 152 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:55,923 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 153 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,426 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 154 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,593 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 155 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,829 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 156 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:11,672 * 157 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,073 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 158 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,074 WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING? 159 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,876 THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN. 160 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,578 I KNOW. 161 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,880 IT WAS A ONE TIME FLING TEN YEARS AGO, AND THAT'S IT. 162 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,749 I NEVER TOLD. 163 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,418 WELL, THANK GOD. GUS WOULD BE CRUSHED. 164 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,587 WE'RE BOTH ADULTS, OKAY? 165 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,456 NO, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 166 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:29,590 WE'RE NOT ADULTS. 167 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,459 YOU'RE GUS' BIG SISTER WITH THE TASSELS 168 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,526 ON THE HANDLEBARS OF YOUR BANANA-SEAT BIKE. 169 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,326 AND I'M GUS' BEST FRIEND, 170 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,929 WHO PUT A FROG ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD. 171 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:36,964 LISTEN, 172 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,099 LISTEN, WE CAN'T FOOL AROUND. 173 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,734 ESPECIALLY NOT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM. 174 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:42,736 AND FOR GUS' SAKE, WE HAVE TO FIGHT IT. 175 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,672 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 176 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,940 [footsteps on stairway] 177 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,109 YOU KNOW, JOY, 178 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,478 SINCE YOU'RE SO INTERESTED 179 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,579 IN PSYCH, YOU SHOULD SPEND AS MUCH TIME 180 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,647 WITH ME AND SHAWN AS POSSIBLE. 181 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,516 GREAT! 182 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:58,819 THIS IS WHERE WE DO OUR THING. 183 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,455 WHERE IT ALL GOES DOWN. WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS. 184 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,355 YOU REALIZE YOU REPEAT YOURSELF 185 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:03,824 WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPRESS SOMEONE? 186 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:07,194 YEAH, RIGHT. WHATEVER. PLEASE. 187 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,463 YOU KIND OF DO. TOLD YOU SO. TOUCHE. 188 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:10,998 YOU CAN'T TOUCHE YOURSELF. 189 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,232 SURE I CAN. YOUR BAD. 190 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,601 IT'S NOT "MY BAD." 191 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:14,835 YOU CAN'T "MY BAD" FOR SOMEONE ELSE. 192 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,136 YEAH, BUT YOU AIN'T MAD AT IT, THOUGH. 193 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,605 KNOW WHAT YOU SAYING'? WILL YOU STOP IT? 194 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:18,972 MR. SPENCER, MR. GUSTER, 195 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,041 I DON'T REMEMBER HIRING YOU FOR A CASE. 196 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,476 OH, WE'RE HERE RESEARCHING A CASE 197 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:25,713 FOR UH, ANOTHER CLIENT. 198 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,681 DETECTIVE O'HARA IS EXPECTING US. 199 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:28,616 ALL THREE OF YOU? 200 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:31,018 OH, THIS IS MY SISTER, JOY. SHE'S OUR GUEST. 201 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,085 HI. 202 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,254 UM, WELL TECHNICALLY YOU ARE GUESTS 203 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,156 SO THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BRING YOUR OWN. 204 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,658 I'M SORRY, CHIEF. 205 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,192 JOY WAS JUST EXCITED TO SEE WHAT WE DO. 206 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,728 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL? 207 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:41,995 YES. 208 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,731 THEN YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH SEEN WHAT THEY DO. 209 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:46,033 [laughing] 210 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,068 CHIEF IS JUST A JOKER. 211 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:51,238 SORRY, NO VISITORS BEYOND THIS POINT. 212 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,106 OH, YEAH SURE. 213 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:58,546 WAIT HERE JUST A MOMENT. 214 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:03,283 [telephone ringing, people chattering] 215 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,652 JULES, WAIT UP. HEY! 216 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,787 OH, I'M SORRY. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 217 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,288 THINGS HAVE JUST BEEN REALLY HECTIC AROUND HERE. 218 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,923 SOMETHING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS. 219 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,291 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 220 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,292 I'M SENSING THE SANTA WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR 221 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,194 PROBABLY WOULD'VE BEEN BROUGHT IN THIS MORNING. 222 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,896 MUST'VE BEEN THAT FIGHT DOWN AT SANTA'S VILLAGE 223 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:16,930 IN SOLVANG WE GOT A CALL ABOUT. 224 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,632 YEAH, WE SENT A PADDY WAGON 225 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:19,933 DOWN TO ASSIST THE COUNTY. 226 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:20,768 WHERE ARE THEY NOW? 227 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:21,702 WELL UNFORTUNATELY, SOME POOR GUY 228 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,637 WAS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS DURING THE FIGHT, 229 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:24,504 SO WE'RE HOLDING EVERYONE 230 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,106 IN A HOLDING CELL UNTIL WE CAN FIND 231 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,241 OUT WHO'S GOING TO FACE ASSAULT CHARGES. 232 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,577 THIS WAY. 233 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,583 AND HERE WE ARE. 234 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,817 WOW. 235 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,819 (Shawn) HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE SANTA. 236 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,153 EXCUSE ME, SIR, 237 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,557 COULD YOU PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE WAY? 238 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:44,892 THAT'S YOUR SANTA. 239 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:47,595 OF COURSE IT IS. 240 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:52,099 LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE. 241 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:10,851 DUDE, OUR SANTA ONLY HAS DEFENSIVE WOUNDS. 242 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,352 THERE'S NO WAY HE PUT ANYBODY IN A COMA. 243 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,787 AND I CAN TELL FROM THAT GUY'S 244 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,055 BRACELET THAT HE'S A MASTER 245 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,189 OF KRAV MAGA. 246 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,858 HIS FISTS ARE CONSIDERED DEADLY WEAPONS. 247 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,593 SINCE WHEN CAN YOU READ HEBREW? 248 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:21,862 SINCE I SPENT A SUMMER WORKING AT A HASIDIC DELI. 249 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,632 THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES. 250 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,967 [laughs goofily] SHLOMO. 251 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,736 JULES! 252 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:29,837 I'M GETTING SOMETHING HERE. 253 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:32,640 I'M SEEING HANDS FAST AS LIGHTING. 254 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,274 IT'S MORE THAN A LITTLE UPSETTING. 255 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,776 KUNG FU FIGHTING. THAT'S RIGHT. 256 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,944 SOMEONE IN THE FIGHT WAS A MASTER OF MARTIAL ARTS. 257 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,345 BUT NOT SANTA. 258 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,847 HE BRINGS PEACE AND JOY. THAT'S RIGHT, GUS. 259 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,782 THE MAN I'M THINKING OF IS A LETHAL MACHINE, 260 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,283 TRAINED IN THE MARTIAL ARTS OF THE MIDDLE EAST, 261 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,718 HOY! 262 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,353 THAT'S HIM. 263 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,520 HE'S THE ONE WHO KNOCKED THE VICTIM UNCONSCIOUS 264 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,089 AND HE'S THE ONE THAT SHOULD SERVE TIME FOR ASSAULT 265 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,090 WITH A DEADLY WEAPON. 266 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,825 ASSAULT?! 267 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:52,993 I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. 268 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,027 I ONLY HIT THAT GUY 269 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,797 BECAUSE I WAS DEFENDING SANTA. 270 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,065 NICE JOB, SHAWN. 271 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,633 YOU JUST SAVED US HOURS OF PROCESSING. 272 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,001 WELL CONSIDER IT YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT. 273 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,370 TAKE HIM TO THE INTERROGATION ROOM, PLEASE. 274 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,405 AND MAKE SURE THIS ONE GETS BACK TO SANTA'S VILLAGE 275 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,107 TO SPREAD SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER. 276 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,943 THERE'S A VERY SWEET LITTLE GIRL COUNTING ON IT. 277 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,178 WE JUST SAVED CHRISTMAS. 278 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,613 WHAT? 279 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,787 SO WHEN THE CLUSTER OF BULLETS IS VERY TIGHT, 280 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,288 WE REFER TO THAT AS PRECISION. 281 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,990 NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ACCURACY. 282 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,658 WHICH HAS TO DO WITH THE PROXIMITY 283 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,026 TO THE INTENDED TARGET. MM-HMM. 284 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,762 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 285 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,899 JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR DELIGHTFUL SISTER. 286 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:32,900 REALLY? 287 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,435 OH, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU. 288 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,236 "GET THAT FOR YOU." 289 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,672 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANS. 290 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:39,773 SHAWN, WHAT IS THE SENTENCE 291 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,875 FOR ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER? 292 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,011 WHOA. IT'S OKAY, BUDDY. 293 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,345 SORRY, GUS IS A LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE 294 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,947 OF HIS OLDER SISTER. 295 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,782 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU 296 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:49,783 AND PEOPLE'S SISTERS ANYWAY? 297 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,784 FIRST VICK'S AND NOW MINE? 298 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,919 AND AREN'T YOU STILL MARRIED? 299 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:52,786 STAND DOWN, GUSTER. 300 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,421 WE WERE SIMPLY HAVING A CONVERSATION. 301 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,756 GEEZ. 302 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,725 YOU SNOW WHITE-- LASSIE... 303 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,227 I THINK DOBSON IS CALLING FOR YOU. 304 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,766 REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. 305 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,471 THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE. 306 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,774 YOU KNOW, GUS, HEY. 307 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:14,975 I'M A BIG GIRL. 308 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,077 AND I CAN SEE WHOEVER I WANT, THANK YOU. 309 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,779 NO, NOT IF THAT PERSON'S SUPPOSED 310 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,313 TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE, UH-UH. 311 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,381 HELL NO. 312 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:26,887 YEAH, WELL YOU WEREN'T THERE 313 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,722 TO SEE IT'S LITTLE FACE LOOKING UP AT ME. 314 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,324 MEOWING FOR MILK AND WARMTH AND SHELTER. 315 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,060 WERE YOU, GARTH? 316 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,495 FINE, THANKS. 317 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,231 APPARENTLY, MY APARTMENT IS INFESTED WITH FLEAS. 318 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,466 IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE STRAY CAT 319 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,700 THAT I TOOK IN. 320 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,403 BUT THEY CANNOT BLAME ME FOR INFESTING THE ENTIRE BUILDING. 321 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,173 (in unison) ONE ADULT FEMALE FLEA LAYS THOUSANDS OF EGGS. 322 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,307 WOW. 323 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,375 THAT'S A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING. 324 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,511 I'LL NEED SOME PLACE TO CRASH WHILE THEY FUMIGATE. 325 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,846 I'D STAY AT MY DAD'S, BUT HE'S GOT SOME 326 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,447 OF HIS LODGE BUDDIES IN TOWN. 327 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,482 WELL, GUS AND I ARE STAYING WITH OUR FOLKS 328 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,718 FOR THE HOLIDAYS, WHY DON'T YOU STAY WITH US? 329 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,522 OH, I DON'T KNOW, JOY. 330 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,757 SHAWN, PLEASE. 331 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,192 THERE, IT'S SETTLED. 332 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,763 LOOK. WHAT IS IT? 333 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:13,100 I SAVED YOUR BUTT THIS TIME, DADDY. 334 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,367 YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU 335 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,103 IN THERE TO ROT. 336 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,239 NOW WE ONLY HAVE THREE DAYS LEFT. 337 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,041 DON'T SCREW UP AGAIN. 338 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,110 GEEZ. 339 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,445 SHE'S A LITTLE CON ARTIST. 340 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:31,785 I BET SHE HAD MORE THAN $1.38 ON HER TOO. 341 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,153 DUDE, WE GOT CONNED ON CHRISTMAS. 342 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,955 I DON'T LIKE HAVING MY EMOTIONS TOYED WITH LIKE THAT. 343 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,058 WELL, WE RAN FINGERPRINTS ON EVERYONE. 344 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,994 HIS NAME WAS CARL WILCOX. 345 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:44,264 AND ACCORDING TO POLICE RECORDS, HE IS A KNOWN CON MAN. 346 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,266 NOW WE ONLY HAVE THREE DAYS LEFT. 347 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,870 WHATEVER IT IS, THEY MUST BE PLANNING IT FOR THE 24TH. 348 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,338 WE JUST NEED TO GET PROOF. 349 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,106 THANK YOU, JULES. 350 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,543 YOU'RE WELCOME. 351 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,546 [We Wish You A Merry Christmas playing] 352 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:07,888 * 353 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,894 WHAT? 354 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,396 WHAT? 355 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,500 [laughs] 356 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,303 THERE YOU GO, MA'AM. 357 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,938 ENJOY. 358 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,312 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO! 359 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,914 HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? 360 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,416 ALL RIGHT, SO THAT WILL BE 20 WALLETS 361 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,450 AND ONE 8 X 10. 362 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,953 WE CAN SEND IT TO A HOME ADDRESS. 363 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,089 JUST CHECK THE BOX. 364 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,326 OKAY, NOW YOU KEEP THOSE GRADES UP. 365 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,295 SO THAT WE CAN GIVE YOU EVERYTHING ON YOUR LIST, OKAY? 366 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,864 ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. 367 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,033 WHO'S NEXT IN LINE TO SEE SANTA? 368 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,368 EXCUSE US. [chuckling] 369 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,871 I DON'T THINK SANTA'S LAP IS BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU BOYS. 370 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,039 CUT THE CRAP, CARL. 371 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,340 WE KNOW YOU CONNED US 372 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,541 INTO GETTING YOU OUT OF JAIL. 373 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,645 OKAY, NOT HERE, ALL RIGHT? 374 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,447 SANTA'S GOING TO TAKE A FIVE. 375 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,848 BE RIGHT BACK. 376 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,058 HEY. 377 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,227 WHAT BLIND KID DID YOU STEAL THAT FROM? 378 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,330 WHY WOULD A BLIND KID HAVE A VIDEO GAME? 379 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,366 YOU HAVE COOTIES ON YOUR FACE. 380 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,300 SHAWN. SHE STARTED IT. 381 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,301 YOU STARTED IT. SHE GAVE ME THE STINK EYE. 382 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,270 SHE WAS PLAYING A VIDEO GAME. SHE'S A LITTLE-- 383 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,504 SHAWN! OKAY, LOOK GUYS... 384 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,040 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU 385 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,541 GETTING ME OUT OF JAIL, BUT I'M WORKING HERE, OKAY? 386 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,943 WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK 387 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,045 WHEN WE HAVE A LITTLE REINDEER LUNCH BREAK? 388 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,479 OR MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO TELL US ABOUT 389 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,481 THAT LITTLE CON YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR THE 24TH. 390 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,649 HERE'S THE THING, CARL, 391 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,485 WE'RE ON TO YOU. BOTH OF YOU. 392 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,156 COUPLE OF SMART GUYS, HUH? 393 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,459 WELL, YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 394 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,460 ...THIS GUY... 395 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,929 DON'T HIT ME! 396 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,068 NO. 397 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,370 NOT SO FAST, ST. NICK, HUH? 398 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,671 INTERNATIONAL SIGN OF GUILT, BUDDY. 399 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,411 HEY, THOSE WERE THE SAME TWO GUYS WHO I SAW CUT IN LINE. 400 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,512 THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE KIDS. 401 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,481 THIS IS NOT GOOD. NO. 402 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,983 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH OF YOU TWO. 403 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,117 LET'S GO. WHAT? 404 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,732 I'VE NEVER BEEN KICKED OUT OF SANTA'S VILLAGE BEFORE, SHAWN. 405 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,034 YOU GET USED TO IT. 406 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,035 I DON'T WANT TO GET USED TO IT. 407 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,036 IT'S HUMILIATING. 408 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,004 WE STILL DON'T KNOW 409 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,271 WHAT CRIME CARL AND BRITTANY ARE PLANNING 410 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,273 FOR CHRISTMAS EVE. 411 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,609 GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. 412 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,344 GOOD NIGHT. 'NIGHT, JOY. 413 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,149 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 414 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,386 IT'S LIKE THEY'RE MOCKING US, YOU KNOW. 415 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,454 FEELS LIKE A SLAP IN THE FACE. 416 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,189 AND NOT A RHETT BUTLER SLAP, 417 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:59,059 AN IKE TURNER SLAP. 418 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,760 BUT WE STILL HAVE A FEW DAYS TO FIGURE IT OUT. 419 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,197 LET'S JUST GO TO BED. COOL. 420 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,566 GOOD NIGHT, DUDE. 'NIGHT. 421 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,543 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 422 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,516 [Eartha Kitt's Santa Baby] 423 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:29,556 * 424 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,395 JOY. 425 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,667 JOY. 426 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,651 JOY. 427 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,690 JOY. 428 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,798 SHAWN. 429 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,133 MR. GUSTER? 430 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,201 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP. 431 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,469 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 432 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,638 I-I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD A NOISE OR SOMETHING. 433 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,340 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT. 434 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,475 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME? 435 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,876 I-I FORGOT SOMETHING. 436 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,644 OH. 437 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,746 SO I GUESS YOU'LL BE GOING BACK TO WORK THEN. 438 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:37,350 AND I GUESS YOU, YOU'LL BE GOING BACK TO SLEEP? 439 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,388 WHY AREN'T YOU LEAVING? 440 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,622 IT'S MY HOUSE, I CAN LEAVE WHEN I WANT TO. 441 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,324 YOU WANT TO TELL ME 442 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,693 WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR DOWN HERE? 443 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,867 OH, I'M GETTING SOMETHING HERE. 444 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,370 YOU WEREN'T AT WORK LIKE YOU SAID YOU WERE. 445 00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,240 I SEE A PROJECTOR, A MOVIE PROJECTOR. 446 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,474 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE READING ME. 447 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,475 YES. 448 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,476 UH-UH. NO, NO. 449 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,345 OH, PLEASE, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 450 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,746 STICK A MOVE, STICK A MOVE. 451 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,548 PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. 452 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,949 I'VE ALREADY HAD THE VISION. 453 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,453 IT'S OVER, THE VISION IS OVER, I'VE HAD IT, IT'S DONE. 454 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,724 YOU LIED TO YOUR FAMILY ABOUT WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT. 455 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,693 TRUTH IS, I... 456 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:24,764 I LOST MY JOB AT RAYTHEON A MONTH AGO. 457 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,767 OH, I'M SORRY. 458 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,702 WHY ARE YOU KEEPING IT A SECRET? 459 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,739 IT'S CHRISTMASTIME. JOY'S HOME. 460 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:36,209 I DIDN'T WANT EVERYBODY TO WORRY. 461 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,646 SO I GO OUT ON INTERVIEWS ALL THROUGH THE DAY. 462 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,382 AND HANG OUT AT THE MOVIES 463 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,616 OR A COFFEE SHOP AT NIGHT. 464 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:47,354 MY FAMILY THINKS I'M DOING MY NIGHT SHIFT. 465 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,355 REMEMBER. 466 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,722 THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND YOU 467 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,758 AND THAT LAMP OVER THERE, ALL RIGHT? 468 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,693 YOU'RE SAYING THE LAWN CHAIR ISN'T TRUSTWORTHY-- 469 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:54,927 OH, BE SERIOUS, BOY! ALL RIGHT. 470 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,529 SO, WE'RE COOL, RIGHT? 471 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,730 WE'LL COOL, MR. G. YEAH. 472 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,466 I WOULD HATE TO THINK THAT THINGS CHANGED 473 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,600 BECAUSE YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST. 474 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,702 BELIEVE ME... 475 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,704 YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. 476 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,743 THE PROBLEM IS, CARL ALREADY KNOWS 477 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:11,678 WE'RE ON TO HIM. 478 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,945 HE'S NOT GOING TO LET US GET CLOSE ENOUGH 479 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:13,946 TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE'S UP TO. 480 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,683 UNLESS... 481 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,684 YOU GUYS READY 482 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,751 TO GRAB LUNCH? 483 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,552 (Gus) GOOD IDEA. 484 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,820 YOU COULD USE A PICK-ME-UP. 485 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,021 (Shawn) I'M SORRY, MAN. 486 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,756 I DIDN'T GET A LOT OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT. 487 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,757 UNLESS... 488 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,393 OF COURSE WE COULD FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SNOOP 489 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,328 AROUND SANTA'S VILLAGE WITHOUT CARL KNOWING. 490 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,329 HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT? 491 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,963 I CAN HELP. 492 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,309 WELCOME ABOARD. THANK YOU. 493 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,543 WE CAN USE ALL THE HELP 494 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,478 WE CAN GET FOR THE CHRISTMAS RUSH. 495 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,614 YES, OKAY. 496 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,058 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH OF YOU TWO. 497 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,593 LET'S GO. 498 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,899 MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS. 499 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,936 GREAT JOB. THANK YOU. 500 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,504 MAKE SURE YOU SIGN UP FOR CARL'S SHIFT. OKAY. 501 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:12,539 STAY CLOSE TO HIM. 502 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,540 LET US KNOW WHAT YOU FIND OUT. 503 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,607 WE'LL PICK YOU UP LATER. 504 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:15,708 I'M ON IT. 505 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,814 WHAT THE HECK YOU LOOKING AT? 506 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:25,385 THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL WREATH. 507 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,753 I HEAR THAT. 508 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:39,866 SO? 509 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,734 DID CARL REALIZE YOU WERE CHECKING UP ON HIM? 510 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,536 HE DIDN'T SUSPECT A THING. 511 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:44,804 WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? 512 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:45,772 I'M SORRY GUYS, 513 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,474 BUT CARL SEEMS LIKE HE'S ON THE UP AND UP. 514 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,477 YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM TALKING WITH ANY SHADY CHARACTERS? 515 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,744 NO, JUST THE KIDS. 516 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,746 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, HE'S A PRETTY GOOD SANTA. 517 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,448 I MEAN, HE JUST DOESN'T ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT, 518 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,550 HE ASKS THE KIDS WHAT THEY LIKE MOST ABOUT CHRISTMAS, 519 00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,018 WHAT THEY'RE MOST THANKFUL FOR, 520 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,953 WHAT RELATIVES THEY'RE GOING TO VISIT. 521 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,389 IT'S QUITE TOUCHING. 522 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,791 SO THAT'LL BE 20 WALLETS AND ONE 8 X 10. 523 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,493 WE CAN SEND IT TO A HOME ADDRESS, 524 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,095 JUST CHECK THE BOX. 525 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,663 WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S IT. 526 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,665 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU SEE? 527 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:13,600 ARE YOU HAVING A VISION? 528 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:16,903 IT'S A SMALL, IT'S A SMALL-- TINY VISION. 529 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,104 OH. 530 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:19,506 COLD SHOWER, BASEBALL STATS, 531 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,940 WATCHING MY GRANDMOTHER EAT MEATLOAF. 532 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,909 SHAWN. I SEE CARL AND TED. 533 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,411 STANDING IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER SCREEN, 534 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,779 UH, IT'S A LIST OF ADDRESSES. 535 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,515 GETTING THE INFORMATION FROM THE KIDS 536 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,916 ABOUT WHO'S TRAVELING OVER THE HOLIDAYS 537 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,518 GIVES THEM A BUILT-IN LIST 538 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,819 OF EMPTY HOUSES TO ROB. 539 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:33,920 THAT'S WHY HE HAD TO BE OUT OF JAIL 540 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:34,921 ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 541 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,122 WE NEED TO WARN THE POLICE 542 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,424 BEFORE TOMORROW. 543 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,961 WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 544 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,030 THAT. 545 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,498 LOOK HOW CUTE THAT LITTLE SNOWMAN IS. 546 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,467 I HEAR THAT. 547 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,671 (Shawn) HIS CAR'S STILL HERE, SO WHERE'S CARL? 548 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,813 NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, 549 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:02,515 NOT EVEN A MOUSE. 550 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,617 MUCH LESS A ROBBER. REALLY? 551 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:05,918 NO ONE IS HERE? 552 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,488 NOT A SINGLE PERSON? HELLO? 553 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:09,856 GREAT. 554 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,758 THANKS FOR DRAGGING US OUT HERE FOR NOTHING, SPENCER. 555 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,427 YOU'RE SURE YOU SENSED SOMETHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TONIGHT? 556 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:15,595 MAYBE WE JUST MISSED THEM. 557 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:16,996 WE COULD TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHICH HOUSES 558 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,130 THEY WERE PLANNING ON ROBBING. 559 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:20,633 WHAT DO YOU DO, JUST RANDOMLY START KNOCKING ON DOORS? 560 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,803 WE'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO, COME ON, O'HARA. 561 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,041 HOW OFTEN ARE YOU WRONG LIKE THIS? 562 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,711 NOT OFTEN. OFTEN. 563 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,083 AS USUAL... 564 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,952 THEY NEGLECTED TO MAKE ONE OF THE WISE MEN BLACK. 565 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,454 AND I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW 566 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,790 ABOUT BALTHAZAR. 567 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,844 [high-pitched scream] 568 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,779 [screaming] 569 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,719 IT'S TED. 570 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,029 WE'RE NOT DEALING WITH CON ARTISTS, 571 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,964 WE'RE DEALING WITH MURDERERS. 572 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:32,972 THANK YOU FOR COMING, MR. SPENCER. 573 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,808 NOW THAT THIS HAS BECOME A MURDER CASE, 574 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,176 WE'RE AMPING UP THE INVESTIGATION. 575 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,011 AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THE CITY WANTS PEOPLE 576 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,880 TO FEEL SAFE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. 577 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,014 WE BROUGHT CARL INTO CUSTODY THIS MORNING. 578 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,015 BRITTANY'S IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM 579 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,183 WITH CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES. 580 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,184 SO FAR WE HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING 581 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,285 TO LINK CARL TO THE MURDER. 582 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,654 SO TECHNICALLY, WE CAN ONLY CHARGE HIM 583 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:49,155 WITH CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT BURGLARY. 584 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,923 BUT WE'RE WILLING TO RECOMMEND THAT THE D.A. 585 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:53,292 CUT A DEAL IF HE COOPERATES IN THE MURDER INVESTIGATION. 586 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,561 DID HE TAKE? 587 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,295 HE SAYS HE'LL ONLY TALK TO YOU GUYS. 588 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,231 SO I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU CAN GET OUT OF HIM. 589 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:00,967 LET'S CLOSE THE BOOK ON THIS ONE, PRONTO. 590 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:06,839 I--I ADMIT IT. 591 00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:09,909 THE SANTA JOB WAS JUST A LONG CON 592 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:10,943 TO ROB SOME PEOPLE, OKAY? 593 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:12,612 BUT YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME, 594 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,246 I-I COULD NEVER HAVE KILLED TED. 595 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,247 I KNOW. 596 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:17,984 TED WAS YOUR INSIDE MAN. 597 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,921 I KEPT THAT FROM THE POLICE. 598 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,992 TED AND I WERE PARTNERS FOR A LONG TIME. 599 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,594 WE SCAMMED PEOPLE ALL UP AND DOWN THE COAST. 600 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:28,828 BUT WE WERE JUST CON MEN. 601 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,597 WE NEVER PHYSICALLY HURT ANYBODY. 602 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,864 THAT WASN'T OUR THING. 603 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,738 LISTEN, WHOEVER IT WAS THAT KILLED TED... 604 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,573 MIGHT BE COMING AFTER ME NEXT. 605 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:41,574 OR EVEN WORSE 606 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:42,642 AFTER BRITTANY. 607 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:43,676 I DON'T TRUST THE COPS 608 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,277 TO PROTECT US. 609 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:46,913 YOU GOT TO STOP THEM. 610 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,948 HOW CAN WE BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY, CARL? 611 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,182 (Gus) FOOL US ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. 612 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:51,884 FOOL US TWICE, SHAME ON US. 613 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,085 FOOL US THRICE 614 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,321 MAKES AN ASS OUT OF "U" AND "ME." NOPE. 615 00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:56,889 WE'RE SOON PARTED? 616 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,324 THAT'S A FOOL AND HIS MONEY. WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES? 617 00:25:58,357 --> 00:25:59,792 SHAWN. LOOK! 618 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:01,260 IF THEY KILL ME, THEY'RE JUST GOING 619 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:03,062 TO THROW BRITTANY BACK IN THE SYSTEM. 620 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,897 NOW SHE'S A TOUGH LITTLE GIRL, 621 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:05,898 BUT SHE'S ALREADY BEEN THROUGH A LOT, ALL RIGHT? 622 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,834 AND I'M ALL SHE'S GOT. 623 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:08,901 SORRY, MAN. 624 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:11,237 WE DON'T TRUST YOU AS FAR AS GUS CAN THROW YOU. 625 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,577 WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHERE BRITTANY GOT THIS LITTLE TRICK. 626 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:26,285 OH, DUDE, I THINK HE'S REALLY CRYING. 627 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:28,020 SHAWN, 628 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,056 YOU KNOW I CAN'T HANDLE IT WHEN A GROWN MAN CRIES. 629 00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:33,192 I'M A SYMPATHETIC CRIER. 630 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,728 WHAT? 631 00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:43,302 OKAY, FINE. FINE. 632 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,037 WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. 633 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:47,206 BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE TO COOPERATE FULLY. 634 00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,374 OTHERWISE WE'LL HAVE YOU DRAGGED RIGHT 635 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:50,242 BACK IN HERE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS CON. 636 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,644 DEAL, THANK YOU. 637 00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:54,781 STOP IT. 638 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:55,581 DO YOU KNOW WHO MAY 639 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,116 HAVE WANTED TO HURT YOU OR TED? 640 00:26:57,149 --> 00:27:00,820 WE MIGHT'VE KIND OF OWED SOMEONE A LITTLE MONEY. 641 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:02,221 HOW ABOUT YOU BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SPECIFIC? 642 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:03,656 WE WERE INTO OUR BOOKIE FOR TEN GRAND. 643 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,357 THAT'S WHY WE WERE GOING TO DO THE ROBBERIES. 644 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:07,660 DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND THIS BOOKIE? 645 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:10,963 FRANK WORKS AT TWO BARS. 646 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:13,933 O'NEILS AND THE WILD OX. 647 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,202 SWEET. 648 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,304 WE'LL HAVE TO SPLIT UP. 649 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,407 YOU IN THE MOOD FOR HEPATITIS A OR C? 650 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:28,881 EXCUSE ME, WHERE'S FRANK? 651 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,899 ALL RIGHT, GET ME TEN ON 652 00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:48,467 "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" IN THE FIFTH RACE. 653 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,136 I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH BUT GIVE ME YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT 654 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,104 AND I'LL MAKE A SECURE DEPOSIT ONLINE. 655 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,841 SOME KIND OF JOKE? 656 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,042 MAYBE I SHOULD INTRODUCE MYSELF. 657 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:59,712 SHAWN SPENCER, PSYCHIC DETECTIVE. 658 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,047 I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A COUPLE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS, 659 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,717 NAMELY, CARL AND TED. 660 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,018 WELL, I HOPE IT'S ABOUT THOSE TWO BUMS 661 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:07,754 PAYING ME THE MONEY THEY OWE ME. 662 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,488 IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH FOR TED TO PAY YOU BACK. 663 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,991 SEEING AS HOW HE'S DEAD AND EVERYTHING. 664 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,359 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? 665 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:14,727 LAST NIGHT. 666 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:16,062 AS IF YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW. 667 00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:17,764 COME ON, FRANK, I KNOW THE GAME. 668 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:20,466 SOMEBODY LOSES BIG, THEY CAN'T COME UP WITH THE CASH, 669 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:21,934 YOU GOT TO SEND A LITTLE MESSAGE. 670 00:28:21,968 --> 00:28:23,169 ISN'T THAT THE CODE? 671 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,805 THERE'S A BIGGER CODE THAN THAT. 672 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:27,339 DEAD MEN DON'T PAY BACK DEBTS. 673 00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,475 INJURED MEN DO. 674 00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:31,043 SO I'M NOT YOUR GUY. 675 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,779 BESIDES... 676 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,213 THERE'S A BAR ROOM FULL OF WITNESSES THAT CAN VOUCH 677 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:37,116 FOR MY WHEREABOUTS LAST NIGHT. 678 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:40,019 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 679 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,154 A PAYING CUSTOMER HAS JUST ARRIVED. 680 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:43,890 FINE. 681 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,892 THAT'S WEIRD. 682 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:51,330 MRS. G? [gasps] 683 00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:52,965 WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE? 684 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:54,934 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS GUY DOES? 685 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:56,468 OH, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. 686 00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:58,805 UM, SHAWN, 687 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,440 I'VE RECENTLY MADE THE FIRST 688 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,375 AND THE ONLY BET IN MY LIFE. 689 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,445 BUT YOU'RE GUS' MOM, FOR GOODNESS SAKES. 690 00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:08,247 I KNOW, I KNOW. 691 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,349 AND NORMALLY GAMBLING ISN'T 692 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,084 SOMETHING THAT I WOULD APPROVE OF, 693 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:14,186 SUSAN IN ACCOUNTING HAS THIS COUSIN, JEFF-- 694 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,354 NICE GUY-- 695 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:16,155 HE KNOWS SOMEONE 696 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:18,457 WHO KNOWS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS FRANK. 697 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,459 I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS, FRANK. 698 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,361 I WASN'T LISTENING. 699 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:25,564 ANYWAY, IT ALL SEEMED LIKE FATE AT THE TIME. 700 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,967 UNTIL I LOST. 701 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,102 OH. OH, I FELT TERRIBLE. 702 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,004 AND I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON 703 00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:33,405 ABOUT THE PERILS OF GAMBLING. 704 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:36,976 LONG STORY SHORT... 705 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:39,245 I LOST MY CHRISTMAS MONEY. 706 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,418 SHAWN. 707 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,921 YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO TELL MY HUSBAND. 708 00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:51,257 I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW ABOUT MY SECRET VICE. 709 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,558 OH, MRS. G... 710 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:55,161 FIRST OF ALL, ONE TIME IS NOT A VICE. 711 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:56,896 IT WAS A MOMENTARY LAPSE IN JUDGMENT. 712 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,931 MAYBE A "JONES." 713 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,399 SECONDLY, I AM PSYCHICALLY DETECTING 714 00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:02,201 THAT MR. GUSTER WILL NOT BE ANGRY 715 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:04,603 WITH YOU FOR KEEPING A SECRET FROM THE FAMILY. 716 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,273 HE'LL UNDERSTAND. 717 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,215 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP? 718 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:18,317 IT'S BARELY LIGHT OUTSIDE. 719 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,451 HAVE A SEAT, DEAR. 720 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,153 WOW. 721 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:22,288 CHRISTMAS AT MY HOUSE NEVER STARTS 'TIL 722 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,555 AFTER THE FOOTBALL GAME. 723 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:28,160 WELL, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO OPEN PRESENTS. 724 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:29,295 AW. 725 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,162 GEE, I WONDER IF SANTA PUT MONEY IN OUR STOCKINGS 726 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,964 EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS WE DON'T NEED IT. 727 00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:35,267 HEY, WHERE'S MY CHRISTMAS MONEY? 728 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,503 I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. 729 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:39,338 I THOUGHT YOU HAD THIS HANDLED. 730 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,173 WITH ME WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME-- 731 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:42,608 I HAVE BEEN COOKING, CLEANING, 732 00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:45,844 GETTING THE HOUSE READY, I'VE BEEN SWAMPED. 733 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,548 I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. 734 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:52,451 HONEY, I MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE. 735 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:53,986 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT GAMBLING. 736 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:57,023 THERE'S NO PLACE FOR IT IN THE GUSTER HOUSE, BUT... 737 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,225 I PLACED A BET WITH A BOOKIE 738 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,260 AND I LOST ALL MY SPENDING MONEY. 739 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:02,661 OH, WINNIE! 740 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,663 MOM! YOU KNOW HOW TO FIND A BOOKIE? 741 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:08,067 I AM SORRY. I AM SO, SO SORRY. 742 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:10,202 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 743 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:13,405 WINNIE GUSTER PLACED A BET. 744 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:23,182 OH HONEY, OF COURSE WE FORGIVE YOU. 745 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,450 COME HERE. 746 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,257 IN FACT, 747 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:33,259 YOU'VE INSPIRED ME TO COME CLEAN 748 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:34,560 ABOUT SOMETHING, TOO. 749 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:36,996 [clears throat] 750 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:39,231 I, UH... 751 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:43,035 I GOT LAID OFF OF MY JOB A MONTH AGO. 752 00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:45,471 BEFORE YOU ALL START WORRYING, IT'S OKAY. 753 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:47,273 I'VE ALREADY GOT A COUPLE OF CALL BACKS 754 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:48,340 FOR SOME INTERVIEWS. 755 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:49,241 I JUST COULDN'T BRING MYSELF 756 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,577 TO ADMIT IT TO YOU GUYS. 757 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,245 OH, DADDY. 758 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,314 YOU KNOW YOU COULD'VE COME TO US. 759 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:56,348 YEAH, I MEAN... 760 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,417 LAYOFFS ARE COMMON IN THIS ECONOMY, WE UNDERSTAND. 761 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:01,287 OH SWEETHEART, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A GOOD PROVIDER. 762 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,489 YEAH. THANK YOU. 763 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:08,194 HEY. HEY YOU, DOWN THERE. 764 00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:11,397 YOU DESERVE SOME OF THIS. 765 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,132 OH, NO. OH, YES. 766 00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:14,433 IT WAS SHAWN WHO HELPED ME REALIZE 767 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:17,303 THAT I COULD TRUST YOU GUYS WITH THE TRUTH. 768 00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:18,404 YES, HE WAS THERE WHEN I NEEDED HIM, TOO. 769 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,306 COME ON UP HERE, BOY. 770 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:22,708 OKAY. 771 00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:25,144 GROUP HUG. 772 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:26,412 GROUP HUG. 773 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:29,481 WHAT? 774 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:31,083 I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS, TOO. 775 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,351 WELL ACTUALLY, SHAWN AND I DO. 776 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:33,685 NO, WE DON'T. 777 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:34,686 YES, WE DO. 778 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,122 NO, WE DON'T. PLEASE, NO. 779 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:40,426 WE HAD A ROMANTIC TRYST TEN YEARS AGO. 780 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,528 JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING. 781 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:44,396 BUT WITH EVERYONE'S BLESSING, WE WOULD LIKE 782 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:47,133 TO PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF. 783 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,400 YOU FOOLED AROUND WITH MY SISTER? 784 00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:50,469 PLEASE DON'T SAY "FOOLED AROUND" 785 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,071 THAT MAKES IT SOUND SO DIRTY. 786 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,540 ONE TIME TEN YEARS AGO, YOU WERE OFF AT COLLEGE. 787 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:55,641 JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT HERE, 788 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,009 DOESN'T MAKE HER NOT MY SISTER. 789 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,744 OR OUR BABY GIRL. 790 00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:00,112 POINT OF INFORMATION: 791 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,613 I'M NOT A BABY. 792 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,415 (in unison) SHH! 793 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:05,417 WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE LOVE AND FORGIVENESS 794 00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,386 FROM JUST A SECOND AGO? 795 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:08,787 OH. 796 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,123 MY MISTAKE WASN'T THIS BAD. 797 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:13,225 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE... 798 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:15,327 ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT MY MISTAKE WAS WORSE THAN YOURS? 799 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:16,495 'CAUSE YOURS WAS A LOT WORSE. 800 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:18,630 EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A JOB. 801 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,566 I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS COMING. 802 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,368 WHO LOSES A JOB AFTER 35 YEARS? 803 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:23,769 YOU SEE? 804 00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:25,437 THAT'S WHY YOU LOST ALL YOUR LITTLE MONEY. 805 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:28,740 GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY. 806 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,742 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 807 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:33,279 OH, HA... 808 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,614 OH, NO HE DIDN'T. 809 00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:38,450 OH, NO HE DID NOT. 810 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:39,551 WAIT A SECOND. 811 00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:40,586 I'M THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE UPSET HERE. 812 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:41,820 EVERYONE IN HERE WAS LYING TO ME. 813 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,422 GROW UP! 814 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:47,059 I CAN'T SEE WHO I WANT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT. 815 00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:49,461 YOU FOOLED AROUND WITH MY BEST FRIEND. 816 00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:50,396 YOU'LL DO WHATEVER YOU CAN JUST 817 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,431 TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION WON'T YOU? 818 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:54,100 FOREHEAD. EARS. 819 00:33:58,170 --> 00:33:59,271 WHAT? 820 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:01,240 I'M SO SORRY-- GOODBYE, SHAWN. 821 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:09,448 YEAH, YEAH, SHRIMP. I GOT IT. 822 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:10,482 I'M COMING, I'M COMING. 823 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:11,350 HEY DAD, MERRY CHRISTMAS? 824 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,584 HEY SHAWN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STAYING 825 00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:13,652 OVER AT THE GUSTERS. 826 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:15,287 YEAH, WELL I KIND OF, SORT OF 827 00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:17,323 RUINED CHRISTMAS AT THAT HOUSE. 828 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:21,260 WHAT'D YOU DO THIS TIME? 829 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:25,331 GUS' SISTER AND I SORT OF HOOKED UP A WHILE BACK, 830 00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,733 AND FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, 831 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,468 SHE ANNOUNCED IT TO THE WHOLE FAMILY. 832 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:33,172 AND NOW GUS IS PISSED. AND HE'S KICKING PEOPLE OUT. 833 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:35,374 YEAH, WELL FOOLING AROUND WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND'S SISTER 834 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,209 CERTAINLY WASN'T YOUR MOST BRILLIANT IDEA. 835 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:38,877 NO, THAT WAS THE TOASTER ALARM I INVENTED 836 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,412 IN THE THIRD GRADE, THAT WOKE YOU UP 837 00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,848 BY SMACKING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A WAFFLE. 838 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,716 I THINK I PEAKED TOO SOON. 839 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,153 LOOK SHAWN, OF COURSE GUS IS GOING TO OVERREACT. 840 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:49,188 HE'S MORE THAN JUST YOUR FRIEND, 841 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,289 HE'S YOUR PARTNER. 842 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:51,290 THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF TRUST THERE. 843 00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:52,258 WHEN YOU FIND OUT 844 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,725 THAT YOU'VE BEEN LIED TO BY YOUR PARTNER, 845 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:57,163 YOU GET ANGRY. 846 00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:59,898 I SAW IT ON THE FORCE ALL THE TIME. 847 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,434 WE SCAMMED PEOPLE ALL UP AND DOWN THE COAST. 848 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,603 DAD, THAT'S IT. 849 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:06,738 THAT'S IT! 850 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,407 I BET CARL AND TED HAVE ANOTHER PARTNER. 851 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,608 WHAT? CARL AND TED? 852 00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:10,842 HOW MANY RELATIVES DO THE GUSTERS HAVE? 853 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:15,214 I GOT TO GO, I HAVE A BREAK IN THE CASE. 854 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,183 MERRY CHRISTMAS. WHERE'S THE SHRIMP? 855 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:19,318 YEAH, YEAH. 856 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:20,519 I'M SORRY FOR TAKING YOU AWAY 857 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,321 FROM YOUR FAMILY ON CHRISTMAS, JULES. 858 00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:25,491 OH, IT'S FINE. WHERE'S GUS? 859 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:26,892 WE HAD A FIGHT. 860 00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,160 [gasps] 861 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:29,328 HE TOTALLY OVERREACTED. 862 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,397 BACK IN THE DAY, HIS SISTER AND I HAD 863 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:33,832 THIS TEENIE, WEENIE LITTLE... 864 00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:34,833 FLING. 865 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:35,934 EW. 866 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,436 YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE HIS SIDE. 867 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,370 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 868 00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:40,372 I'M JUST SAYING IT'S A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE. 869 00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:41,807 DON'T WORRY, IT WAS WAY BEFORE I KNEW YOU. 870 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,941 WHY WOULD THAT MATTER? 871 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,543 IT MIGHT. IT DOESN'T. 872 00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:45,811 IT COULD. IT WON'T. 873 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:51,283 LET'S CARRY ON. 874 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:52,918 SO I PULLED ALL OF CARL AND TED'S COURT RECORDS 875 00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:54,386 FROM ACROSS THE STATE LIKE YOU SAID. 876 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,655 YOUR PSYCHIC SENSE ABOUT THEM WAS RIGHT. 877 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:57,956 LOOK AT THIS. 878 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,392 TEN YEARS AGO IN FRESNO, CARL AND TED 879 00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:03,495 TURNED STATES' EVIDENCE IN AN ASSAULT AND ROBBERY CASE. 880 00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:05,897 THEY IMPLICATED SOMEONE NAMED MONCRIEF JOHNSON. 881 00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:07,499 SEE, I KNEW I HAD HEARD THAT NAME BEFORE, 882 00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,201 BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS THE BLACK QUARTERBACK 883 00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:11,270 THAT REPLACED WOODY HARRELSON IN WILDCATS. 884 00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:12,304 AND THEN I REMEMBERED... 885 00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,640 HE WAS THE GUY 886 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:19,311 WHO WAS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS IN THE FIGHT AT THE MALL. 887 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,380 IT WAS THE SAME FIGHT CARL WAS INVOLVED IN. 888 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:22,348 AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? 889 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:24,450 HE WAS RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL THE SAME DAY 890 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:25,651 THAT TED'S BODY WAS FOUND AT THE MALL. 891 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:29,288 WE NEVER PHYSICALLY HURT ANYONE. 892 00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:30,389 THAT WASN'T OUR THING. 893 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:32,291 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 894 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:33,659 I'M GETTING SOMETHING HERE. 895 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,761 CARL AND TED TURNED STATES' EVIDENCE 896 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,563 BECAUSE HE STARTED USING VIOLENCE. 897 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:39,265 WHICH WASN'T THEIR M.O. 898 00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:40,832 MONCRIEF WASN'T AN INNOCENT VICTIM IN THE FIGHT AT THE MALL. 899 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,334 HE STARTED IT. 900 00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:43,469 CARL DIDN'T REALIZE HE HAD GOTTEN OUT 901 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:46,238 OF PRISON AND WAS HUNTING HIM DOWN. 902 00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:48,774 BUT THE KRAV MAGA EXPERT KNOCKED HIM OUT 903 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,277 BEFORE HE COULD GET TO CARL. 904 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,349 WHEN MONCRIEF GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL, 905 00:36:57,383 --> 00:36:58,584 HE PICKED UP RIGHT WHERE HE LEFT OFF. 906 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,919 ONLY THIS TIME, HE DIDN'T RELY ON HIS FISTS. 907 00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:01,953 HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO MAKE HIS MOVE 908 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:03,689 BEFORE CARL CAN GET AWAY AGAIN. 909 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,892 YOU CALL LASSIE, I HAVE TO WARN CARL. 910 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,032 [foreboding music] 911 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:20,272 * 912 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:28,414 HO, HO, HO. 913 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,585 MONCRIEF JOHNSON, 914 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,487 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF THEODORE MELTREGGER 915 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:36,855 AND THE ATTEMPTED MURDER OF CARL WILCOX. 916 00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:40,359 I THINK YOU MADE "THE NAUGHTY LIST." 917 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,399 CONGRATULATIONS, SHAWN. 918 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:48,867 WE GOT HIM. 919 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,469 THANKS FOR BELIEVING ME THIS TIME, MAN. 920 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:54,673 THANKS FOR SAVING MY DADDY. 921 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:58,577 AH-AH-AH. 922 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,881 ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. 923 00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:04,483 LET'S CLEAR THE AREA. 924 00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:07,419 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS CAN COME WITH ME. 925 00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:09,020 HEY, MAN. 926 00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:10,489 [sighs] 927 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:13,725 LOOK, I'M NOT A PARENT OR AN UNCLE. 928 00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,694 OR EVEN A GODFATHER. 929 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,663 I THINK CHILDREN ARE STICKY. 930 00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:20,666 BUT LOOK, ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN, 931 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,368 AND THAT'S THAT BRITTANY IS A VERY SMART LITTLE GIRL. 932 00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:24,603 BUT SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE LITTLE FOR LONG. 933 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,072 WHEN THESE TIMES ARE GONE, SHE'LL BE 934 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:28,674 OUT THERE MAKING HER OWN CHOICES. 935 00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:30,709 I MEAN, DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU'RE TEACHING HER 936 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:34,946 TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES? 937 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:38,450 PLEASE DON'T, I'M A GROWN MAN. 938 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:40,886 SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 939 00:38:42,588 --> 00:38:44,756 CARL. 940 00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:51,530 THANK YOU. 941 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:54,566 [whispering] OH, HERE COMES YOUR DAD. 942 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,002 DADDY. COME ON, COME ON, LET'S GO HOME. 943 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:08,113 [knocking] 944 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:10,882 [laughing] 945 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:16,655 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 946 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:17,689 I FEEL UH... 947 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:19,725 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. COME ON IN. 948 00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:25,431 [laughing] 949 00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:32,471 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 950 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:33,839 WHEN I LEFT, YOU GUYS WERE FURIOUS WITH EACH OTHER. 951 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,173 WE STAYED THAT WAY FOR A WHILE, 952 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,307 BUT WE GOT OVER IT. 953 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:39,611 (Mr. Guster) LIKE WE ALWAYS DO. YOU SEE... 954 00:39:39,645 --> 00:39:41,480 SEE, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT WE GOT MAD 955 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:42,748 BECAUSE ONE OF US DID SOMETHING STUPID. 956 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,750 AND IT WON'T BE THE LAST. 957 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:45,917 (Mrs. Guster) OUR RULE IS, 958 00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:47,853 YOU CAN GET AS MAD AS YOU LIKE, 959 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,120 AS LONG AS YOU SPEND THE SAME AMOUNT 960 00:39:49,154 --> 00:39:50,522 OF ENERGY WORKING IT OUT AFTER. 961 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:52,524 IT TOOK A LOT OF ENERGY TO WORK OUT 962 00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:54,125 HOW WE FELT ABOUT THE SECRET THE TWO 963 00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,662 OF YOU WERE KEEPING. 964 00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:57,663 BUT THEY GOT OVER IT. 965 00:39:57,696 --> 00:39:58,597 THEN WE REALIZED, 966 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,599 YOU FRUSTRATED US THE WAY ONLY FAMILY CAN, 967 00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:02,768 SO WE DECIDED TO FORGIVE YOU TOO. 968 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:03,802 THANKS, MAN. 969 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:05,571 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 970 00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:10,676 OH, AND AS FAR AS YOUR SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS, 971 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,544 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME. 972 00:40:12,578 --> 00:40:13,845 BUT YOU GOT TO GET THE HELL UP OUT OF HERE. 973 00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:15,146 (Gus) I HEAR THAT. 974 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,449 BELIEVE THAT. GOTCHA. 975 00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:18,684 MERRY CHRISTMAS, THOUGH. 976 00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:20,018 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 977 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:21,787 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 978 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:28,994 (all) MERRY CHRISTMAS. 979 00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:32,097 HEY. OH, HEY, HEY SHAWN. 980 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,665 JUST CAME BY TO DROP OFF YOUR GIFT. 981 00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:35,100 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LODGE BUDDIES? 982 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:37,936 OH, I MADE THE MISTAKE OF TELLING SINGLETON 983 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,538 HIS WIFE WAS GETTING HIPPY. 984 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:43,108 JUST A JOKE, I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT. 985 00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:45,010 BUT TEMPERS STARTED TO FLARE, AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 986 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:46,144 THE ROOM IS DIVIDED INTO TWO CAMPS, 987 00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:47,212 "HIPPY" AND "NOT HIPPY." 988 00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:48,980 NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WAS TIME FOR ME 989 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:50,782 TO SEND EVERYBODY'S ASS HOME. 990 00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:51,817 WOW. 991 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:54,119 I'M REALLY SORRY TO HEAR THAT, POP. 992 00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:55,687 NO WORRIES. 993 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:57,222 BECAUSE WE STILL HAVE OUR TRADITION TO DO. 994 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,157 RIGHT? 995 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:04,162 AND MY WINNING STREAK IS ABOUT TO BE EXTENDED. 996 00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:12,971 OH, MY. 997 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:14,139 DID WE GET EACH OTHER THE SAME-- 998 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,842 NO. 999 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:18,810 YOU SEE, I FIGURED YOU'D PULL A STUNT LIKE THIS. 1000 00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:19,878 SO MINE IS JUST A DECOY. 1001 00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:21,012 [gasps] OH. 1002 00:41:21,046 --> 00:41:22,614 YOUR REAL PRESENT... 1003 00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:29,020 YOU'RE SO PREDICTABLE. 1004 00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:30,255 [snorts] 1005 00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:33,258 WHICH IS WHY I HID YOUR REAL PRESENT... 1006 00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:38,196 NOW THIS IS JUST UNCANNY. 1007 00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:39,798 YOU BETTER NOT HAVE GOTTEN ME 1008 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,199 THE SAME IPHONE I GOT YOU. 1009 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:41,933 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 1010 00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:47,305 I GOT YOU THE PSYCH IPHONE SKIN. 1011 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:51,076 BUT SILLY ME, YOU DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE. 1012 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:53,812 SO I'LL JUST KEEP IT FOR MY NEW ONE. 1013 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,314 AND MY WINNING STREAK CONTINUES. 1014 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:59,184 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1015 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,090 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 1016 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:08,159 * 1017 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,294 * IN BETWEEN THE LINES 1018 00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:11,963 * THERE'S A LOT OF OBSCURITY 1019 00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:15,701 * I'M NOT INCLINED TO RESIGN TO MATURITY * 1020 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:17,068 * IF IT'S ALL RIGHT 1021 00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:18,604 * THEN YOU'RE ALL WRONG 1022 00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:23,709 * BUT WHY BOUNCE AROUND TO THE SAME DAMN SONG? * 1023 00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:27,012 * YOU'D RATHER RUN WHEN YOU CAN'T CRAWL * 1024 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,347 * 1025 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,116 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 1026 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,951 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 1027 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:34,653 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 1028 00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:36,321 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 1029 00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:37,656 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 1030 00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:39,157 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 1031 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:41,259 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 1032 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:43,361 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 1033 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:46,798 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 1034 00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:49,134 * I KNOW YOU KNOW * 1035 00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:53,171 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com