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[indistinct chatter]

2
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HEY, SHAWN.
OVER HERE, BUDDY.

3
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HEY, HOW ABOUT A BIG HELLO
FOR YOUR OLD MAN

4
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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN A WEEK?

5
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HI, OLD MAN.
CAN WE GO NOW?

6
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NO. WHERE'S GUS?

7
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I THINK HE GOT ABDUCTED.

8
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NO, THERE HE IS.

9
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HEY, GUS.

10
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[Shawn, sighing]
PERFECT.

11
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STEP ON IT.

12
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YOU TWO DIDN'T TEAM UP
FOR THE PINATA CONTEST

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THIS YEAR, DID YOU?

14
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NO...HE DITCHED ME

15
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FOR GOLDEN BOY
JASON CUNNINGHAM,

16
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WHO WINS EVERY YEAR.

17
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AND I GOT STUCK WITH THE KID
WHO WORE THE JACKET

18
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THE ENTIRE WEEK.

19
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IT'S A MILLION DEGREES OUT!

20
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
LIVE ON HOTH, YOU FREAK?

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YOU KEEP THE PINATA.

22
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OKAY, WELL,
YOU KEEP THE RIBBON,

23
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KILLER "B"--
I INSIST.

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[both make gunfire noise]

25
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[blows]
HI, MR. SPENCER.

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(Henry)
HEY, GUS.
HOP IN.

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ALL RIGHT.

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HEY, KILLER "B."

29
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IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR YOUR POCKET KNIFE,

30
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IT'S STILL IN MY BACK.

31
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WHERE'S YOUR CLOWN PINATA?

32
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IT'S NOT A CLOWN.

33
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AND WOULDN'T YOU
LIKE TO KNOW?

34
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(man singing)
* CAMP TIKIHAMA

35
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* OH, WHAT YOU ARE

36
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* REACHES NEAR AND REACHES FAR

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* FROM WHITE-CAPPED MOUNTAINS
TO CRYSTAL LAKES *

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* SING OUT LOUD
FOR TIKI'S SAKE *

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* CAMP TIKIHAMA,
YOU'RE SO TRUE *

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* LA LA LA LA LA

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* AND THEY LOVE YOU

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[ominous music on TV]

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[plugged nose]
OH, NO.

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(woman on TV)
WHO ARE YOU?!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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AAH!

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[axe strikes]

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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR BEIN' A HARLOT,

49
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

50
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[sniffles]

51
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[shuts TV off]

52
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[crash]

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HELLO?

54
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IS SOMEBODY THERE?

55
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I HAVE A BAT.

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[door creaking]

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[panting]

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[squeaking]

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PHEW.

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[loud whistle]

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OHH!

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[telephone rings]
[gasps]

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HELLO?

64
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OHH, SISSY, THANK GOD.

65
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NO, I'M FINE.

66
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IT'S JUST SO QUIET
WHEN YOU'RE HERE ALL ALONE.

67
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I TOOK SOME COLD MEDICINE.

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I THINK MY EYES
ARE PLAYING TRICKS ON ME.

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[sniffles]

70
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NO, NO, NO.
YOU GUYS GO HAVE FUN.

71
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I'M JUST GONNA DRINK SOME TEA
AND HIT THE SACK.

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TOMORROW, I WILL BE
AS GOOD AS NEW.

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OKAY...BYE.

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[sniffles]

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[hangs up phone]

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[sniffles]

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UGH, BEYOND AWFUL.

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AAH!

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AAH!

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AAAAAH!

81
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[glass shatters]

82
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[The Friendly Indians'
I Know You Know]

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*

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* I KNOW YOU KNOW

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* THAT I'M NOT TELLING
THE TRUTH *

86
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* I KNOW YOU KNOW

87
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* THEY JUST DON'T HAVE
ANY PROOF *

88
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* EMBRACE THE DECEPTION

89
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* LEARN HOW TO BEND

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* YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS

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* TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT
IN THE END *

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* I KNOW YOU KNOW *

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DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU CANNOT ADD LETTUCE.

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IT COMPLETELY TAKES YOU
OUT OF THE BURRITO.

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YOU DON'T SEEM TO MIND
IF A TACO HAS LETTUCE.

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THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS
THE TACO HAS ASSIMILATED, GUS.

97
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THE BURRITO
REMAINS AUTHENTIC.

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IT'S THE ROLLIE FINGERS
OF MEXICAN CUISINE.

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OH, MY GOD.

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WHAT THE--

101
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ISN'T THAT YOUR--
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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IT'S MY RICK ASTLEY
PINATA.

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I THINK IT'S DEAD.

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RICK ASTLEY?

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THAT'S WHAT THAT THING
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE?

106
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OH, COME ON.

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YOU SOUND LIKE THE JUDGES.

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LOOK AT IT.

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IT'S PAINFULLY OBVIOUS
EVEN NOW.

110
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IT LOOKS MORE
LIKE ANN MARGARET.

111
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WHAT?

112
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I HAD IT NARROWED DOWN
TO ERIC STOLTZ OR BORIS BECKER.

113
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JASON CUNNINGHAM?

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KILLER "B"!

115
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'SUP MAN?
SALMON RUN!

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[both make gunshot noise
and blow]

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[both laugh]

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SHAWN, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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CUNNINGHAM.

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WHO WOULD MAKE
AN ERIC STOLTZ PINATA?

121
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THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.

122
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AND WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING, MAN?

123
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CHILDREN WALK BY HERE
EVERY DAY

124
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CARRYING THEIR HOPES
AND DREAMS.

125
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MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES.

126
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HEH, I COULDN'T RESIST.

127
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WE FOUND IT
WHEN WE DREDGED THE LAKE.

128
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DREDGED THE LAKE?

129
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YOU WENT BACK
TO CAMP TIKIHAMA?

130
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YEAH, I BEEN THERE...
AND I BOUGHT IT.

131
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WHAT?

132
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YEAH, I'M REOPENING IT.
FRIDAY.

133
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LET'S TAKE A WALK.

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SURE.

135
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE RUB
HERE, CUNNINGHAM?

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I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TRACK US DOWN
AFTER 20 YEARS

137
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TO TELL US THAT FRIDAY THE 13TH
IS YOUR NEW LIFE PLAN.

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HEY, LOOK,
I READ THE PAPER.

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ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS
UNCOVERED A DINOSAUR

140
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AND RESCUED A MUMMY
IN THE SAME CALENDAR YEAR.

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I NEED YOUR HELP.

142
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AS DETECTIVES
AND AS OLD FRIENDS.

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WE'RE--WE'RE SORT OF MISSING
A COUNSELOR.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

145
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WHAT DOES THAT--
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

146
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"SORT OF MISSING."

147
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING,

148
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AND THERE ARE MILLION
POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS.

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HER NAME IS ANNIE.
SHE'S KIND OF A LONER.

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SHE'S A HIKER.

151
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SHE NEVER TELLS US
WHERE SHE'S GOING.

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LOOK, I DON'T SAY THIS
VERY OFTEN.

153
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BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE ONE
FOR THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.

154
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ARE YOU KIDDING?

155
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I CALL THE COPS, AND THE PRESS
GETS A HOLD OF THIS,

156
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THEY'LL GO CRAZY.

157
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THE CAMP MURDER STORIES
WILL START ALL OVER,

158
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AND I'LL BE DEAD IN THE WATER
BEFORE I EVER OPEN.

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SHAWN, PLEASE.

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LOOK, I POURED
20 GRAND INTO THIS.

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ALL RIGHT?
IT'S ALL I'VE GOT.

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LOOK, I'M--I'M SORRY,
CUNNINGHAM,

163
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BUT MY GUT IS SAYING NO.

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IN THX.
SHAWN...

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IF YOU CAN'T DO IT
FOR THAT POOR GIRL

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OR AN OLD FRIEND
WITH A GOOD HEART,

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DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN.

168
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[whispering]
THOSE KIDS.
IT'S FOR THE KIDS.

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[whispering]

170
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AHEM!

171
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ALL RIGHT.

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MAY I HELP YOU, DETECTIVE?

173
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JUST THOUGHT THESE MIGHT
BRIGHTEN THE PLACE UP A BIT.

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WOW, WHAT A WONDERFUL
SENTIMENT

175
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FOR YOU TO BUY THESE
FOR ME.

176
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ACTUALLY, I BOUGHT FOUR,
JUST TO HAVE OPTIONS,

177
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BUT THESE ARE BY FAR AND AWAY
THE WORST ONES.

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MUST BE POISONOUS.

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OOH!

180
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TRIED TO GIVE 'EM TO THE LADY
DOWN AT FINGERPRINTING, BUT...

181
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TURNS OUT SHE'S A MAN.

182
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FROM BIRTH.

183
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I SEE, WELL,
THANK YOU, I GUESS.

184
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YOU'RE WELCOME.

185
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HERE, YOU GET TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN THESE TWO.

186
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OH.
THEY DIDN'T MAKE
THE CUT, EITHER.

187
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BE CAREFUL, THOUGH.
ONE OF 'EM'S EXPIRED.

188
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UM...MAY I ASK
WHAT BROUGHT ON

189
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THIS GENEROSITY?

190
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YES, YOU MAY.

191
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I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
DINNER DATE THIS EVENING

192
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WITH MY ESTRANGED WIFE.

193
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YOU'RE...RECONCILING?

194
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THINGS HAVE BEEN PRETTY GOOD
BETWEEN US LATELY.

195
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WE'VE BEEN FRIENDLY.
BEYOND FRIENDLY.

196
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I'VE BEEN ASKING HER
TO GO TO GERARD'S FOR MONTHS,

197
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AND SHE'S FINALLY ACCEPTED.

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WOW, GERARD'S.

199
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THAT'S A SURPRISINGLY CHIC
CHOICE, DETECTIVE.

200
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IT'S WHERE WE HAD
OUR FIRST DATE.

201
00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,682
BACK THEN,
IT WAS A GREASY SPOON.

202
00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,651
I GOT DIARRHEA
FOR A LONG WHILE.

203
00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:04,818
THEY ACTUALLY CHANGED SOME
HEALTH CODES BECAUSE OF IT.

204
00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,019
BUT...NEW BEGINNINGS
AND ALL.

205
00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,054
YOU GET THE CONNECTION.

206
00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,557
WELL...HEH...

207
00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,792
I REALLY, TRULY WISH YOU
THE BEST, CARLTON.

208
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,661
THANK YOU.
BUT MAYBE...

209
00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:16,263
UM, YOU SHOULD BE
A LITTLE CAUTIOUS...HERE.

210
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HOW SO?
UH, YOU KNOW,

211
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THE WHOLE EGGS
IN THE BASKET,

212
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,601
JUMPING WITH BOTH FEET.

213
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YEAH, YEAH.

214
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HEY, YOU'RE A WOMAN.

215
00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,171
IS IT TOO EARLY
TO BRING UP KIDS?

216
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(Shawn)
MAN, THIS PLACE BRINGS BACK
SO MANY BAD MEMORIES.

217
00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,982
SHAWN, YOU NEED TO LET
THE PINATA THING GO.

218
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WE WERE 11.
I WANTED TO WIN.

219
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IT WASN'T ABOUT WINNING
OR LOSING, GUS.

220
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IT WAS ABOUT YOU AND ME

221
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BEING AN UNFLAPPABLE TWO-HEADED
PRE-TEEN PHENOMENON.

222
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LIKE THE MOWRY TWINS--

223
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STICKING TOGETHER
NO MATTER WHAT.

224
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WHOA!

225
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YOU'RE ALL DOOMED!

226
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ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

227
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SHAWN, STOP IT.

228
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HE'S KIDDING.
LOOK AT HIM.

229
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(Shawn)
YEAH, CLEARLY.

230
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HE HAS A FOLKSY
SENSE OF HUMOR,

231
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THE GARRISON KEILLOR
OF TIKIHAMA.

232
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TURN AROUND
BEFORE WE GET STABBED.

233
00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,779
WHERE IS HE GOING?

234
00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,815
I DON'T KNOW.

235
00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,650
THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT, MAN.

236
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:10,984
WE SHOULD NOT BE HERE.

237
00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,220
LOOK...LET'S JUST
GET IT DONE.

238
00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,755
WE'LL FIND THE GIRL
AND GET HOME

239
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,625
FOR SOME BERNER WURSTEL
IN A COUPLE HOURS.

240
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,726
MY TREAT.

241
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:29,770
'SCUSE ME.

242
00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:30,804
IS JASON AROUND?

243
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:31,839
WE'RE OLD FRIENDS OF HIS.

244
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,240
I THINK HE'S INSIDE

245
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,675
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE.

246
00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,009
TURNS OUT IT WAS
A FLESH-EATING VIRUS.

247
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,177
AAH!

248
00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,746
OH, I GET IT.

249
00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,881
YOU'RE THE FUNNY GUY.

250
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,015
YOU GUYS
MUST BE COUNSELORS.

251
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,216
I'M CLIVE.

252
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,217
IN CHARGE OF ALL
WATER ACTIVITIES

253
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,218
OR ANYTHING WET.

254
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,054
BILLY, FITNESS/NUTRITION.

255
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,656
BODY SCULPTING.

256
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:49,990
I'M A BIT
OF A FITNESS BUFF MYSELF.

257
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,759
I'M TRAINING
FOR THE SANTA BARBARA 1K.

258
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,194
THAT'S ONLY ABOUT
3,000 FEET.

259
00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,629
THERE'S NOT A LOT
OF TRAINING INVOLVED.

260
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:58,632
[sexy music]

261
00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:07,040
*

262
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,375
HELLO!

263
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,145
OH, PLEASE
DON'T DO THIS.
DO WHAT?

264
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,947
EVERY TIME YOU SEE
A MARGINALLY CUTE GIRL,

265
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,282
YOU LOSE
ALL SEMBLANCE OF REASON.

266
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,349
I DON'T DO THAT!

267
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,951
JUST LIKE YOU DON'T
FLICK YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR THUMB

268
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:18,986
WHEN YOU'RE
TRYING TO ACT COOL.

269
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:19,987
JASON, WE MADE IT.

270
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,054
WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO HIM?

271
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,055
HE'S FINE.

272
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,323
THOSE ARE NURSE'S SHOES.

273
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,725
THEY'RE PROBABLY
VERY COMFORTABLE.

274
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,759
THEY'RE BOTH LEFT FEET.

275
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,227
HELLO, BURTON.

276
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,428
SHANE.

277
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,797
I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD DROP BY.

278
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:30,831
I HAD SOME

279
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:31,631
BISCUITS IN THE OVEN.

280
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,433
BUT I FORGOT
TO LIGHT THE PILOT.

281
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,802
JASON, ARE YOU
FEELING OKAY?

282
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,436
I'M SUPER.

283
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,238
DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT THE BISCUITS?

284
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,909
UH, MY NAME IS SHAWN SPENCER.
I'M A PSYCHIC.

285
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:42,976
THIS IS MY PARTNER
LUMPKIN--

286
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,812
MY NAME IS GUS.

287
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:45,779
BUT YOU CAN
CALL ME SLICKS.

288
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:46,780
SLICKS?

289
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:47,781
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

290
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,717
SISSY, ARTS AND CRAFTS.

291
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,318
HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD, THANK YOU.

292
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,286
ANYWAY, WE ARE HERE
TO HELP TRACK DOWN

293
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,855
YOUR MISSING COUNSELOR.

294
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,757
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
ANNIE CALLED.

295
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,858
I THOUGHT SHE--
I THOUGHT SHE--

296
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,026
I THOUGHT
SHE WOULD CALL.

297
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,794
SHE HASN'T--
SHE HASN'T CALLED.

298
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,195
BUT WE'RE SURE
SHE'S FINE.

299
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,430
JASON....WHAT
HAVEN'T YOU TOLD 'EM?

300
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,832
YOU GUYS ARE AWARE
THAT THIS IS A--

301
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:05,933
BILLY...

302
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,101
LET'S KEEP OUR BUSINESS
OUR BUSINESS.

303
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,903
OKAY?

304
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,805
THIS IS JUST
ABOUT ANNIE.

305
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,775
NOW...SHOW THEM
THE CAMP HOUSE.

306
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,485
WHAT'S WITH THE DOLL?

307
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,387
IT'S FOR THE KIDS, SHAWN.
AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

308
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,256
YOU'RE TRYING TO INTERPRET
EVERYTHING AS CREEPY

309
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,924
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE
JEALOUS OF JASON.

310
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,059
LET'S JUST GET THIS
OVER WITH.

311
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,262
THIS PLACE IS MUSTY.

312
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,997
IT'S VINTAGE, SHAWN.

313
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,098
[sighs]

314
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,248
HELLO, SISSY.
HI, SLICKS.

315
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,184
THIS IS THE LAST PLACE
WE KNOW ANNIE WAS FOR SURE.

316
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,352
I TALKED TO HER
ON THE PHONE LAST NIGHT.

317
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,988
SHE WASN'T FEELING WELL
AT ALL.

318
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,791
WELL, THEN...

319
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,992
[sniffs]

320
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,427
MY GUESS IS THAT SHE DIDN'T
GET UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN

321
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,929
AND GO FOR A HIKE.

322
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,264
SO YOU GUYS REALLY CAME HERE
WHEN YOU WERE KIDS, HUH?

323
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,000
(Gus)
WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

324
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,167
DO THE BUNK BED THING.

325
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,368
MAKE SOME LANYARDS.

326
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,503
CATCH A FISH.

327
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,338
GO HOME EARLY
BECAUSE SOME REPAIRMAN

328
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,940
GOT ELECTROCUTED
IN THE SWIMMING POOL

329
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,341
AND THE CAMP CLOSED.

330
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,076
OH, MY GOD,
THAT REALLY HAPPENED?

331
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,945
YES.
IT WAS A TRAGIC
ACCIDENT.

332
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,814
AND IT HAPPENED
20 YEARS AGO.

333
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,825
WHAT IS THAT?

334
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:38,992
LAUNDRY SHACK.

335
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,397
(Shawn)
WHO'S DOING LAUNDRY?

336
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,499
NOT ME--WE'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO USE THE DRYER.

337
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,201
IT DRAINS TOO MUCH ENERGY,

338
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,838
AND OUR GENERATOR'S
MESSED UP.

339
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,480
[dryer rumbling]

340
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,026
AAH!

341
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:55,135
[sobbing]

342
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,603
THOSE ARE ANNIE'S PAJAMAS.

343
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,604
IT DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING.

344
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:58,605
SHE COULD BE FINE.

345
00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,472
BILLY'S RIGHT--

346
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,441
MAYBE SHE WAS PAINTING
A FIRE ENGINE

347
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,475
AND DECIDED
TO GO FOR A SWIM.

348
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,277
THIS IS NOT PAINT,
SHAWN.

349
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,113
WHO COULD DO SOMETHING
LIKE THIS?

350
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,114
ANYBODY FOR

351
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,515
THE TOOTHLESS OLD GUY
ON THE RUSTY SCHWINN?

352
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,283
YOU MEAN THE JANITOR?

353
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,318
JANITOR?

354
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,953
UH, TAKE A LOOK AROUND.

355
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,421
I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE
GETTING YOUR MONEY'S WORTH.

356
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,523
(Jason)
CRAZY OLD ERWEN.

357
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,058
ERWEN WOULDN'T
HURT A FLY.

358
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,961
WOULD ANYBODY LIKE
SOME TEA?

359
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,162
MAYBE SOMETHING BLACK?

360
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,632
YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DECIDE NOW.

361
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,400
I'LL JUST PUT SOME ON.

362
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,106
OKAY, WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?

363
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,607
TEA ISN'T THE WORST IDEA EVER.

364
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,243
IT'S A GREAT
STRESS REDUCER.

365
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,612
THIS CYCLE JUST STARTED.

366
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,315
WHICH MEANS
WHOEVER DID THIS IS CLOSE.

367
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,984
I SAY WE GO
LOOKING FOR HER.

368
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,252
CLIVE?

369
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,120
DEFINE LOOKING FOR HER.

370
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,521
[whispering]
BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY
FEEL LIKE

371
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,490
LOSING ANY
OF MY EXTREMITIES.

372
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,394
WE STAY WITHIN
SHOUTING DISTANCE.

373
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,496
WE MEET BACK
AT THE OFFICE AT 6:00.

374
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,232
NOBODY'S ONE MINUTE LATE.
YOU GOT ME?

375
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,168
LET'S TWIST THIS.

376
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,639
OKAY...YOU GUYS
AREN'T GONNA

377
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,041
LET ME GO ALONE,
ARE YOU?

378
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,343
OF COURSE NOT.
YES, WE ARE.

379
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,712
WE WERE ACTUALLY THINKING
OF STAYING HERE

380
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,813
IN THE LAUNDRY SHACK.

381
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,483
REALLY SCOPING THIS PLACE OUT
WITH A FINE-TOOTH COMB.

382
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,518
OH, PLEASE, GUS.

383
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,387
ANNIE COULD BE
OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

384
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,721
I HEAR YOU.

385
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,023
SHE'S RIGHT, SHAWN.

386
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,091
ANNIE NEEDS US.

387
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,026
EXCUSE HIM.

388
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,328
WE'VE NEVER MET ANNIE.

389
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,629
SHE COULD BE
A TERRIBLE PERSON.

390
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,098
WE'VE SUDDENLY FALLEN

391
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,100
INTO SOME KIND
OF SLASHER MOVIE SCENARIO

392
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,567
AND WE'RE MAKING
ALL THE CLASSIC MISTAKES.

393
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,603
WE STAY HERE,
SHUT THE DOOR,

394
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,538
WAIT FOR HELP.

395
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,974
UHH!

396
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,644
AT LEAST TAKE
SOMETHING POINTY!

397
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,685
ANNIE!
ANNIE!

398
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,254
IT'LL BE OKAY, SISSY.

399
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,123
I'M SURE THERE'S
A PERFECTLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION

400
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,124
FOR ALL OF THIS.

401
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,125
OH, NO, THERE ISN'T.

402
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,427
BUT I APPRECIATE YOUR ATTEMPT
TO PUT ME AT EASE.

403
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,362
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING
OVER HERE.

404
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,430
DON'T WORRY.

405
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,465
THEY CALL ME
FEARLESS GUSTER.

406
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,466
I--

407
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,467
AAH!

408
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,702
[clang]

409
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,172
AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM!

410
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,041
ANNIE?

411
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,408
ANNIE!

412
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,451
SOMEBODY THERE?

413
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,553
HUH?

414
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,555
'CAUSE I'M RIGHT HERE.

415
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,190
AAH!

416
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,136
HELLO.

417
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,671
MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?

418
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,805
I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.

419
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,541
I HAVE A RESERVATION UNDER
CARLTON LASSITER AND SPOUSE.

420
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,478
YOUR RESERVATION
IS FOR 7:00 P.M.

421
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,545
THAT'S RIGHT.

422
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,447
IT'S 5:20.

423
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,149
YEAH, WELL...

424
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,450
PARKING WASN'T QUITE
THE RATTLESNAKE

425
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,585
I HAD ANTICIPATED.

426
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,387
WELL, SIR,
NONE OF OUR WAIT STAFF

427
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,321
HAS ARRIVED AS OF YET,

428
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,190
BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU
THE TABLE WILL BE READY

429
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,224
AT 7:00 SHARP.

430
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,492
I'LL WAIT.

431
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,197
YOU'RE...GOING TO STAND HERE?

432
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,332
I'M A PEACE OFFICER.
I'M PRACTICED IN SURVEILLANCE.

433
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,235
I CAN REMAIN MOTIONLESS FOR
UP TO EIGHT HOURS, IF NEED BE.

434
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,405
THE BAR IS ALSO OPEN
IF YOU'D PREFER TO SIT.

435
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,572
OH, THAT'S GOOD TOO.

436
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:29,682
VICTORIA.

437
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,522
I WAS KIND OF NERVOUS,
SO I GOT HERE EARLY.

438
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,557
ME TOO.

439
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,559
[chuckles]

440
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,499
[creaking]

441
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,571
HELLO?

442
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,672
SHAWN?

443
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:53,773
[bang]

444
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,377
(Shawn)
JULES!

445
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,411
WOW.

446
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,447
YOU MADE
REALLY GOOD TIME.

447
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,549
SHAWN, ARE YOU HIDING
IN THAT CLOSET?

448
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,684
NO.

449
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,718
NO, I'M NOT.

450
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,620
THAT'S A NEGATIVE.

451
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,557
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

452
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,560
OKAY, THIS IS WEIRD.

453
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,128
HERE'S THE THING,
JULES,

454
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,330
AND I WOULDN'T POSSIBLY
HAVE EXPECTED YOU TO KNOW THIS.

455
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:20,167
BUT SOMETIMES
THE PSYCHIC HEADLIGHTS

456
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,468
CAN GET A LITTLE BRIGHT.

457
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,137
AND I HAVE TO BALANCE
THAT EFFERVESCENCE

458
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,705
WITH DARK SPACE.

459
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,706
CLOSETS ARE VERY GOOD.

460
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,708
COFFINS ARE GREAT.

461
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,677
SHAWN, YOU SOUNDED
REALLY SPOOKED ON THE PHONE.

462
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:31,678
WHAT'S GOING ON?

463
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,512
YEAH, UH, SOLID QUESTION,

464
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,147
AND I'M GONNA BRING YOU
UP TO SPEED.

465
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,383
BUT...FIRST, WOULD YOU
MIND COMING BACK IN

466
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,251
AND CATCHING ME DOING
SOME INVERTED SIT-UPS

467
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:42,121
OR PERHAPS LIFTING
A LARGE ANVIL OVER MY HEAD?

468
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,393
WHERE'S BILLY?

469
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,495
I DON'T KNOW.
WE SPLIT UP.

470
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,563
WELL, DID YOU
FIND ANYTHING?

471
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,432
I STUMBLED UPON ERWEN'S
LIVING QUARTERS,

472
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,733
AND I MEAN THAT LOOSELY.

473
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,568
GUS!
THERE YOU ARE.

474
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,437
LOOK WHO I FOUND.
(Gus)
WHAT THE...

475
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,672
I'M CLIVE. I'M HILARIOUS,
AND I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND.

476
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,641
HI, I'M JULIETTE,
AND I'M A COP.

477
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,343
NICE REJECTION.
VERY CLEAN.

478
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,377
HAVE YOU SEEN BILLY?

479
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,545
NO.

480
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,746
HE SAID 6:00 SHARP,
NOT A MINUTE LATE.

481
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,615
AND THEN HE SAID,
"LET'S TWIST THIS."

482
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,417
IT'S TEN PAST.

483
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,419
LISTEN, IF HALF OF WHAT
SHAWN HAS TOLD ME IS TRUE,

484
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,620
NONE OF YOU ARE

485
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,954
BEING VERY SMART.

486
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,589
EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET INSIDE,
TOGETHER, NOW.

487
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,624
LET'S GO.

488
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,592
COME ON.

489
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,429
SO YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW
THIS JASON GUY AT ALL?

490
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,796
ANY OF YOU?

491
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,865
(Sissy)
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET HIM
TALK ME INTO THIS.

492
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,200
CAREFUL, SISSY.

493
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,201
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
SHOULD--

494
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,736
FORGET THAT.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

495
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:33,773
JASON WASN'T COMPLETELY HONEST
WITH YOU GUYS, HE...

496
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,614
CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU WERE
ABOUT TO SAY, SISSY.

497
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,616
CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.

498
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,820
WHO IS SHE?

499
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,888
DETECTIVE O'HARA.

500
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,390
ONE OF SANTA BARBARA'S
FINEST,

501
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,525
BOTH LITERALLY
AND FIGURATIVELY.

502
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,893
JUDAS.

503
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:54,894
PARDON ME?

504
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,364
NO COPS!

505
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,798
YOU GAVE ME YOUR WORD,
SPENCER.

506
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,000
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!

507
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,503
LOOK, JASON,
WE HAVE BLOOD-SOAKED PAJAMAS

508
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,971
IN THE DRYER,
AND NOW BILLY'S MISSING TOO.

509
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,273
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY

510
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,674
THAT THERE IS A CLEAR
AND PRESENT...

511
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,676
DANGER HERE.

512
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,644
I'M FINISHED.

513
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,380
I CAN'T OPEN THE CAMP NOW.

514
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,447
NOT NOW!

515
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,249
LISTEN, JASON,
I AM NOT THE ENEMY HERE.

516
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,318
I THINK WE ALL JUST
NEED TO STAY TOGETHER.

517
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,587
NOBODY HAD TO KNOW.

518
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,289
I COULD HAVE FIXED THIS.

519
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,790
YOU DESTROYED ME!

520
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,791
IAGO!

521
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,028
WHAT DOES THE PARROT
FROM ALADDIN

522
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,297
HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?

523
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,698
HE'S NOT WELL.

524
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,800
WE CAN'T JUST LET HIM
GO OUT THERE ALL BY HIMSELF.

525
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,935
NO, YOU STAY HERE
WITH US.

526
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,737
SHE'S RIGHT, YOU STAY HERE
WITH SISSY AND CLIVE.

527
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,672
GUS AND I
WILL BRING JASON BACK.

528
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,841
THIS IS OUR CASE.
HE'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY.

529
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,410
YOU MUST BE
OUT OF YOUR MIND

530
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,844
IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND
I'M GOING OUT THERE.

531
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,579
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH
SLASHER MOVIES TO KNOW

532
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,747
THAT WHEN THE BROTHER
GOES OFF TO THE WOODS,

533
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,316
HE DOESN'T EVEN
SORTA COME BACK.

534
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,750
[chuckles]

535
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,951
[whispering]
SORRY.

536
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,354
LL COOL J MADE IT ALL THE WAY
THROUGH DEEP BLUE SEA.

537
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,456
THAT WAS IN THE WATER,
SHAWN, WITH SHARKS.

538
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,757
AND SAM JACKSON'S ASS

539
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,626
STILL GOT SWALLOWED WHOLE.

540
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:05,432
FINE.
I'LL GO ALONE.

541
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,433
I DON'T LIKE THIS, SHAWN.

542
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,567
WELL, YOUR HANDS

543
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,701
ARE A LITTLE BIT TIED,
AREN'T THEY?

544
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,770
PLUS, WHEN YOU SHOWED UP,
I WAS HIDING IN A CLOSET.

545
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:11,904
SO I FIGURE I'M DUE
TO MAN UP.

546
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,774
IF I'M NOT BACK
IN EXACTLY FOUR MINUTES,

547
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,842
PLEASE GO LOOKING FOR ME.

548
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,710
BUT REALLY START GIVING IT

549
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,346
SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT
AFTER TWO.

550
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,080
AND IF YOU THINK
THAT THERE'S ANYTHING

551
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,582
EVEN SLIGHTLY AMISS

552
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,850
AFTER 45 SECONDS,

553
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:24,784
YOU'RE THE LEADER HERE.

554
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:31,624
I TOLD YOU WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE
COME BACK TO THIS PLACE.

555
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,627
[door opens and closes]

556
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,762
[wind whipping]

557
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,830
JASON!

558
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,067
DUDE, WE TOOK A VOTE!

559
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,569
STAYING IN THE HOUSE

560
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,604
AND NOT WANDERING
AROUND THE WOODS WON!

561
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,974
IT'S PRETTY MUCH
UNANIMOUS.

562
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:52,512
AW, MAN, WE CAN TOTALLY
DO LAUNDRY IN THE MORNING!

563
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,623
ANNIE?

564
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,026
ARE YOU OKAY?

565
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,397
ARE YOU OKAY?

566
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,502
ARE YOU OKAY...ANNIE?

567
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,708
[screams like a girl]

568
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,745
[high-pitched scream]

569
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,398
UHH!

570
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,470
DROP IT, OR I WILL
SHOOT YOU WHERE YOU STAND!

571
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,472
NO! DON'T SHOOT!

572
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,540
I HAVE THE SHOT!

573
00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:55,074
DON'T SHOOT!

574
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:55,908
SHAWN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?

575
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:58,645
THIS ISN'T FRIDAY THE 13TH !

576
00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,780
IT'S APRIL FOOL'S DAY !

577
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,549
SAME FORMULA!

578
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,651
BUT WITH A KILLER
TWIST ENDING.

579
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,090
[laughing]

580
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,659
YOU...

581
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:13,726
ALMOST HAD ME.

582
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,128
YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT,
MY LORD.

583
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:17,897
[laughing]

584
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,499
BRAVO...

585
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,568
WOW.
MR. CUNNINGHAM.

586
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,569
BRAVO!

587
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:23,903
YOU DID IT, SHAWN.

588
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,905
YOU REALLY ARE
SOMETHING SPECIAL.

589
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,540
WHAT THE--

590
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,909
DETECTIVE,
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

591
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,845
YOU...YOU SO WERE NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

592
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:35,582
SOMEBODY TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

593
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,083
IN A NUTSHELL...

594
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,084
[laughs]

595
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:40,687
JASON'S REOPENING
CAMP TIKIHAMA, ALL RIGHT.

596
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,988
BUT IT'S NOT
FOR THE KIDDIES.

597
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,155
I MEAN, TAKE A LOOK AROUND.

598
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,224
HE DIDN'T EVEN REFILL
THE SWIMMING POOL.

599
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,561
NO, HE'S GOT SOMETHING
MUCH DARKER IN MIND.

600
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:49,896
A MURDER CAMP.

601
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,564
[laughing]

602
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:52,632
IT'S LIKE THOSE
MYSTERY TRAIN THINGS.

603
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,967
BUT WAY, WAY COOLER.

604
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,570
EVERY OTHER WEEK,
EIGHT PEOPLE PAY TO HAVE

605
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,506
THE BEJESUS
SCARED OUT OF THEM

606
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:02,609
AND SOLVE A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME
WHODUNIT MURDER MYSTERY.

607
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,544
I NEEDED A REHEARSAL, HEH.

608
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,679
AND YOU TWO
WERE IN ON THIS?

609
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:07,747
ONLY THE SETUP.

610
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,516
THE DRY RUN JASON STARTED
CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE.

611
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,017
SCARED ME SENSELESS.

612
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,785
BUT, WHOA!
WHAT A RUSH.

613
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:14,487
WE ALL KNEW
ABOUT THE CAMP,

614
00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:16,055
BUT WE HAD NO IDEA
THAT WE WERE GONNA BE

615
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,690
HIS LITTLE GUINEA PIGS
THIS WEEK.

616
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:18,925
IT WAS SO WEIRD!

617
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,993
I COULD SENSE THAT THERE HAD
BEEN A STRUGGLE IN THE KITCHEN.

618
00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:22,028
IT'S ME, IT'S ME.

619
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,630
IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.

620
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,197
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.

621
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,799
QUITE A MESS,
BUT SOMEBODY...

622
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,067
SOMEBODY COVERED IT UP.

623
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,536
THAT'S AMAZING.

624
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:30,670
HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WASN'T REAL?

625
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:31,938
WELL, I'M A PSYCHIC, JASON.

626
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,673
THERE'S NO RELIABLE DEFENSE
FOR THAT.

627
00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:35,908
I COULD FEEL THAT NOTHING
WAS WHAT IT SEEMED.

628
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,744
BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT GUS.

629
00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:39,546
YOU WERE RIGHT, PARTNER.

630
00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:41,013
THAT WASN'T PAINT
ON ANNIE'S CLOTHES.

631
00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:42,515
PAINT DRIES.
SO DOES BLOOD.

632
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:45,284
BUT CORN SYRUP MIXED
WITH RED DYE NUMBER THREE,

633
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,285
NOT SO MUCH.

634
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,020
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT.

635
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,288
YIN AND YANG.

636
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,890
I'M THE SPARK
THAT STARTS THE FIRE.

637
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,525
OF COURSE, THAT PROBABLY
WOULDN'T HAVE OCCURRED TO ME

638
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,260
IF YOU HADN'T WIPED IT
ALL OVER YOUR PANTS.

639
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:55,528
BUDDY.

640
00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,530
YOU SEE, MY BEST FRIEND

641
00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:58,965
CAN'T STAND
THE SIGHT OF BLOOD.

642
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,567
HE'S EVEN FAINTED
ON OCCASION.

643
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,801
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

644
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,903
WHA--I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

645
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:05,071
YOU WERE IN ON ALL THIS?!

646
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,539
WELL, JASON CALLED ME
A WEEK AGO,

647
00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:07,907
AND I FIGURED THIS WAS
THE PERFECT CHANCE

648
00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,909
TO GET SHAWN BACK
FOR AN ENTIRE LIFETIME

649
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,578
OF SCARING THE DAYLIGHTS
OUT OF ME.

650
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:12,779
KILLER "B"!
WHAT?

651
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,280
[both make shot noise
and blow]

652
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:15,582
[laughs]

653
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:18,250
SO HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF.

654
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:20,820
YOU TWO ARE MY LEAST FAVORITE
TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME.

655
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,555
REALLY, WITH IRON SHEIK

656
00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:24,023
AND NIKOLAI VOLKOFF
ON THE TABLE?

657
00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:25,558
WOW...

658
00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:27,326
YOU JUST MADE
THAT REFERENCE.

659
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,029
(Jason)
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
LET ME START

660
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,698
THE APOLOGY TRAIN.

661
00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,700
THERE IS CHAMPAGNE
ON ICE INSIDE.

662
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:34,567
MAYBE STRAWBERRIES!

663
00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:37,704
[thunder]

664
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,006
WE SHOULD GO INSIDE.

665
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:43,009
[upbeat music]

666
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:47,113
*

667
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:50,750
[all cheer]

668
00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:08,067
ONE, TWO, THREE.

669
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,101
VERY NICE.

670
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:10,670
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

671
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,142
COME ON, JULES.
TRY TO HAVE SOME FUN.

672
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,710
WE'RE NOT
BEING CHASED AROUND

673
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:18,911
BY AN AXE-WIELDING MANIAC
ANYMORE.

674
00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:20,179
IT'S KIND OF A SICK
LITTLE CHARADE

675
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,715
AND BEEN A COLOSSAL WASTE
OF MY TIME.

676
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:25,251
BUT...SINCE IT'S NOT A CRIME
TO BE DISTASTEFUL,

677
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,086
MAYBE I CAN HANG OUT
TILL THE STORM PASSES.

678
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,955
I THINK I SAW
SOME CHOCODILES IN THE FRIDGE.

679
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,156
TEMPTING.

680
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,091
I SHALL RETURN.
HMM.

681
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:39,331
[needle scratching on record]

682
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:42,334
[ominous music]

683
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:45,104
*

684
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,374
[all grunt]

685
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,015
CRAZY OLD MAN.

686
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:57,316
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO YOURSELF?

687
00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:58,918
[radio announcer]
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT

688
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,419
UP TO THE MOUNTAINS
THIS WEEKEND,

689
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,320
GOOD LUCK.

690
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,255
HIGHWAY 17 HAS BEEN
COMPLETELY BLOCKED

691
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,224
BY AN OVERTURNED LOGGING TRUCK.

692
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,226
UGH. PERFECT.

693
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:08,995
THE WIND
PROBABLY BROUGHT DOWN

694
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,297
THE ONLY TOWER
WE HAD IN THE AREA.

695
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,799
I'LL RADIO
FOR AN AMBULANCE.

696
00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:13,800
DON'T BOTHER.

697
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,768
THEY WON'T BE COMING,
AND WE WON'T BE GOING.

698
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,937
NOT TONIGHT.
THE ROAD IS COMPLETELY BLOCKED.

699
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:26,946
OF COURSE IT IS.

700
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,948
A, UH, CONFIDANTE TOLD ME
NOT TOO BRAZEN--

701
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,818
THAT I SHOULD PROCEED
WITH CAUTION.

702
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:32,919
AND THEN I REALIZED

703
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:35,988
THAT'S EXACTLY MY PROBLEM.

704
00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:38,257
I NEVER TOOK ANY CHANCES.

705
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:39,992
I DIDN'T SEIZE THE MOMENT.

706
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:42,361
I NEVER...LET MY EMOTIONS
CARRY ME.

707
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:44,330
I ANALYZED IT ALL
TO DEATH.

708
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,298
PR-PROTECTING MYSELF.

709
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,034
OR PROTECTING SOMETHING.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

710
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,036
BUT THAT'S
WHY WE'RE HERE.

711
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:51,904
MM-HMM.
IN THIS PLACE.

712
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:55,007
'CAUSE...I WANNA RESTART.

713
00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:57,343
I WANT A SECOND CHANCE
AT A FIRST IMPRESSION.

714
00:27:57,376 --> 00:28:01,013
SO...HERE IS SOMETHING

715
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:05,184
FROM THE GUY
WITH NOTHING TO PROTECT.

716
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:08,821
HEART ON SLEEVE,
HAT IN HAND.

717
00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:10,723
[whispers]
OH, GOD.

718
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:11,991
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

719
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,993
JUST...JUST PUT IT ON.

720
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,128
IT IS LONG OVERDUE.

721
00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:18,130
NO, THIS IS...

722
00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,398
IT'S JUST TOO MUCH.

723
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,034
WELL, I'VE BEEN WORKING
SOME OVERTIME LATELY,

724
00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:24,003
AND SOLD SOME CONFISCATED KNIVES
ON CRAIGSLIST.

725
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,137
AND OF COURSE
THAT STIMULUS CHECK,

726
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:26,906
THAT CERTAINLY HELPED.

727
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:28,941
THERE'S BEEN A--
A BIG MISTAKE.

728
00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:31,043
WHAT?

729
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,444
IS IT...

730
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:33,512
DID I DO SOMETHING?

731
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,513
NO, IT'S ME.

732
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,383
I THINK, UM...

733
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,386
I THINK THAT I
WAS NOT VERY CLEAR

734
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,221
ABOUT MY INTENTIONS

735
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,223
WHEN I SAID THAT
I NEEDED TO MEET WITH YOU.

736
00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:52,765
WHAT IS THIS?

737
00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:55,067
IT'S OUR DIVORCE PAPERS.

738
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,075
NOBODY IS TO TOUCH
THAT BODY.

739
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:05,044
I CAN JUSTIFY MOVING IT
BECAUSE OF THE STORM,

740
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,078
BUT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE,

741
00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:07,914
THAT PORCH IS OFF LIMITS.

742
00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:08,815
DO WE KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

743
00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,950
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL
BEFORE AN AUTOPSY,

744
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:13,219
BUT THERE ARE NO CLEAR SIGNS
OF FOUL PLAY THAT I CAN SEE.

745
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,988
WELL, HE CERTAINLY DIDN'T
STRIKE ME AS MUCH OF A SWIMMER.

746
00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:17,323
HIS TRAILER DOESN'T HAVE
ANY RUNNING WATER.

747
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:18,424
HE BATHES IN THE LAKE.

748
00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:20,126
UGH, STILL NOTHING.

749
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:22,929
I WANT TO KNOW THE SECOND
ANY OF YOU CAN USE YOUR PHONES.

750
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:23,963
[slams phone down]

751
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,998
I GUESS THIS KILLS THE GAME
OF STRIP CRIBBAGE

752
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,099
THAT I WAS TRYING
TO START.

753
00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:27,934
NO, LET'S DO IT.

754
00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,902
ANYTHING TO GET MY MIND
OFF THIS DAY.

755
00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:30,937
COME ON, GUS.

756
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:32,204
JASON,
YOU'RE PLAYING TOO.

757
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,572
WHATEVER YOU SAY,
MY DEAR.

758
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,908
COME ON, CLIVE, YOU KNOW
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS ACTION.

759
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,944
NO, THANKS.
I GOT WEIRD NIPPLES.

760
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,411
THOUGH IT DOES SEEM APPROPRIATE
TO PLAY A GAME

761
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:40,947
WITH A DEAD GUY
ON THE PORCH.

762
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,049
I GOT A DATE IN THE DEN
WITH THE MOON PATROL.

763
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:44,917
WHAT ABOUT YOU, ANNIE?
YOU IN?

764
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,285
UM...NO.

765
00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:48,087
I WANT THE REST
OF THIS MUCK OFF MY NECK.

766
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,288
I WANT A HOT SHOWER.

767
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:50,923
UH, ANNIE,

768
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:51,958
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?

769
00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:53,559
AWAY FROM THE ANIMALS.

770
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:55,594
DON'T WORRY, YOU DON'T NEED
TO BABYSIT ME, OKAY?

771
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,030
[sniffles]
I'LL JUST BE IN MY CABIN,

772
00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:01,300
REGRETTING THE DECISION TO TAKE
THIS JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE.

773
00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:05,471
JULES, MAY I HAVE
A WORD, PLEASE?

774
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,010
SOMETHING STILL
FEELS OFF.

775
00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:12,444
I'M GETTING SOME
PRETTY STRONG VIBES

776
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,113
THAT ERWEN DIDN'T HAVE
THE BIG ONE

777
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,614
WHILE HE WAS EXFOLIATING
HIS ARMPITS.

778
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,083
CAN'T YOU DO
BETTER THAN VIBES?

779
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:20,086
JEFF GOLDBLUM
AND CYNDI LAUPER COULDN'T.

780
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:20,920
HOW 'BOUT YOU LET ME

781
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:23,455
HAVE AN HONEST LOOK
AT THAT BODY?

782
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,556
ALL RIGHT.

783
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,592
[wind whistling]

784
00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:43,976
HE'S A LITTLE NICKED UP,

785
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,477
BUT THE CURRENT
CARRIED HIM PRETTY FAR,

786
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,914
SO IT COULD BE ANYTHING.

787
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,048
NO TOUCHING, SHAWN.

788
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,383
DIDN'T NEED TO BE SAID.

789
00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:57,423
ANYTHING?

790
00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,327
IT'S NOT CLEAR.

791
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,561
NOT YET.

792
00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:37,263
STRIP CRIBBAGE, MY ASS.

793
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,535
[sighs]

794
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:44,536
[gasps]

795
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,972
JASON!

796
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:47,106
YOU JERK!

797
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:48,975
THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

798
00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:50,209
GET OUT OF HERE.

799
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,646
JASON?

800
00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,083
AAH!

801
00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:58,350
[laughing]

802
00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,252
WHAT IS THAT NOW,
FOUR IN A ROW?

803
00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:01,187
[laughs]

804
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,589
THIS IS NUTS.

805
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:06,292
YOU STILL HAVE ON
YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS?

806
00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:09,061
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
HOW THIS GAME WORKS?

807
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:10,062
OH!

808
00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:11,163
WOW!

809
00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:12,131
BOY...BILLY.

810
00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:14,233
I WILL GIVE YOU
EVERYTHING IN GUS'S WALLET

811
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,701
IF YOU PUT
YOUR PANTS BACK ON.

812
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,136
[gasps]

813
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:23,009
DUDE, PLEASE COVER
YOUR JUNK.

814
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,476
PROBABLY JUST A BREAKER.

815
00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:28,314
BACK IN A FLASH.

816
00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:33,052
YOU GUYS AREN'T AFRAID
OF THE DARK, ARE YOU?

817
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,327
THANK YOU.

818
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:48,700
CARLTON...

819
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,269
LET'S NOT.

820
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,339
YOU KNOW THIS HAS BEEN COMING
FOR A LONG TIME.

821
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:56,208
HONESTLY, LET'S JUST SKIP
THIS PART.

822
00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:58,310
I SIGNED 'EM WHILE YOU WERE
IN THE BATHROOM.

823
00:32:58,344 --> 00:33:00,212
REALLY?

824
00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:03,182
TWO YEARS AGO, YOU WOULD HAVE
THROWN THEM IN THE FIRE.

825
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,184
NO, TWO YEARS AGO
I WOULD HAVE LIT THEM ON FIRE

826
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,053
AND PUT THEM BACK
IN YOUR PURSE.

827
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,592
I DON'T THINK THIS PLACE
LIKES ME VERY MUCH.

828
00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:31,810
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER
STOP LOVING YOU.

829
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,645
NOT COMPLETELY.

830
00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:38,650
SAY SOMETHING.

831
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,756
WHEN...YOU FIRST LEFT ME,

832
00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:46,358
I MAY HAVE HAD YOU FOLLOWED

833
00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:48,360
AND CALLED YOUR CELL PHONE,

834
00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:52,331
BUT...THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

835
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:53,765
IT'S NOT ABOUT
THE PAST ANYMORE.

836
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:56,668
IT'S ABOUT TOMORROW.

837
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:59,438
SO I'M NOT GONNA SAY A WORD.

838
00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:01,140
BUT KNOW THAT I WANT TO.

839
00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:03,242
I WANNA SCREAM TO THE SKY
THAT I WOULD DO ANYTHING

840
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,711
TO GET YOU BACK.

841
00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:08,214
BUT I'M GOING TO LET YOU GO.

842
00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:10,349
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

843
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,285
ONCE YOU
WALK OUT THAT DOOR,

844
00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:16,222
I'M GONNA LET GO OF EVERYTHING
I'VE BEEN HOLDING ONTO.

845
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,789
SO WE CAN BOTH
HAVE TOMORROW.

846
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,394
GOOD-BYE, VICTORIA.

847
00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:24,696
GOOD-BYE, CARLTON.

848
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:38,344
[melancholy music]

849
00:34:38,344 --> 00:34:48,354
[melancholy music]

850
00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:06,838
*

851
00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:14,713
[electricity sizzles]

852
00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:16,248
[clunk]

853
00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:20,386
STUPID BREAKER.

854
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:27,159
[door creaking]

855
00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:28,660
[thunder]

856
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:31,630
JASON.

857
00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:33,232
YOU SCARED THE CRAP
OUT OF ME.

858
00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:42,574
DUDE.

859
00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:48,647
[scream]

860
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,781
FINALLY.

861
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:58,257
[all cheer]

862
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:02,761
SHAWN.

863
00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:09,768
I STUMBLED UPON
ERWEN'S LIVING QUARTERS,

864
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,169
AND I MEAN THAT LOOSELY.

865
00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:23,249
CLIVE.

866
00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:24,916
SHAWN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

867
00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:29,821
I THINK WE HAVE
A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM.

868
00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:43,935
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

869
00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:45,537
(Gus)
WHAT THE...

870
00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:46,538
(Shawn)
CLIVE KILLED ERWEN.

871
00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:47,973
I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT HE DID.

872
00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:50,342
AND NOW HE'S OUT THERE,
AND SO ARE BILLY AND ANNIE.

873
00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:53,645
LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY.

874
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,847
I WANT YOU ALL TO STAY TOGETHER
IN THE LIVING ROOM.

875
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,549
DON'T OPEN THE DOOR
FOR ANYBODY BUT ME.

876
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,484
I'M COMING TOO.
NO.

877
00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,486
WE CAN COVER MORE GROUND
THIS WAY.
SHAWN!

878
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:01,853
WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING THIS.
THERE'S NO TIME.

879
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:02,854
SHAWN.
BUDDY...

880
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,290
IT'LL BE OKAY.

881
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,491
I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK.

882
00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:06,692
YOU HOLD DOWN THE FORT.

883
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,929
THIS IS A DISASTER.

884
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:14,466
OH, I HIRE A PSYCHOPATH
TO WORK IN MY MURDER CAMP?

885
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,001
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

886
00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:17,469
LET'S JUST KEEP IT TOGETHER.
NOBODY'S GETTING IN HERE.

887
00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:18,937
WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
[creak]

888
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:20,472
WHAT WAS THAT?

889
00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:21,707
WHAT WAS WHAT?

890
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,009
[creaking]

891
00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:32,318
AAH! JASON!

892
00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:33,385
AGH!

893
00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:35,020
JASON!

894
00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:37,389
GET HER OUT OF HERE!

895
00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:38,790
GET HER OUT OF HERE!

896
00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:40,992
GET HER--

897
00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:42,594
ANNIE!

898
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,030
ANNIE!

899
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:55,907
BILLY!

900
00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:05,016
UHH!

901
00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:06,552
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OUT HERE?

902
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:07,853
[panting]
HE WAS IN--THE--

903
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:08,954
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

904
00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:10,556
HE WAS IN THE HOUSE!

905
00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:11,957
[sobbing]

906
00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:20,031
[Gus groans]

907
00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:22,067
OH, MY GOD.
GUS!

908
00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:25,036
STAY HERE!

909
00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:26,037
UH-HUH.

910
00:38:29,074 --> 00:38:30,676
GUS!

911
00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:33,979
YOU'RE OKAY!

912
00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,615
YOU'RE OKAY.
YOU'RE OKAY. YOU'RE OKAY.

913
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,950
HEY, YOU'RE OKAY,
YOU'RE OKAY.

914
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:41,453
UH-OH.

915
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,855
AAH!

916
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,093
NO, NO, NO!

917
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:48,927
CLIVE...

918
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,028
YOU DON'T WANNA DO THIS!

919
00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:51,430
GUS!

920
00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:53,399
OH, BUT I DO.

921
00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:54,966
I'M QUITE SURE OF IT.

922
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,002
YOU SEE, THE MAN
THAT DIED HERE 20 YEARS AGO

923
00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:57,969
WAS MY FATHER!

924
00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,838
OF COURSE HE WAS.

925
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,840
AND YOU GUYS
THINK IT'S FUNNY?

926
00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:02,841
IT'S FUN?

927
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,776
YOU WANNA REENACT IT
FOR A GAME?

928
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:06,077
WELL, I CAN PLAY TOO!

929
00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:07,479
SHAWN!

930
00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:08,747
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?!

931
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,449
I CAME IN HERE
TO SAVE YOU!

932
00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:11,450
I BEAT HIM ALREADY!

933
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,084
I CAN SEE THAT NOW!

934
00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:14,753
HERE, TAKE THIS!

935
00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:18,557
THIS IS A POOL SKIMMER!

936
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,992
THERE'S NOT A LOT
OF OPTIONS HERE, SHAWN!

937
00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:24,129
JULIET!

938
00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:26,031
CLYDE, I WAS A VICTIM
HERE TOO!

939
00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:27,098
YOU'RE ONE OF 'EM!

940
00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:28,133
AAH!

941
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,768
AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

942
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,036
WAIT A MINUTE!
WHOA!

943
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:33,004
I DON'T EVEN LIKE JASON!

944
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:34,906
MY PINATA WAS
A LOT BETTER THAN HIS!

945
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,074
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN
TALKING ABOUT?

946
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:37,609
I DON'T KNOW.

947
00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:39,578
I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.
THINGS GOT PERSONAL.

948
00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:40,812
AAH!

949
00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:41,913
GUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

950
00:39:41,947 --> 00:39:44,049
I'M CAUSING A DIVERSION!

951
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:45,417
UHH!

952
00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:46,852
YOU'RE ALL THE SAME!

953
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:49,087
YOU WANT MURDER AND MAYHEM?

954
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,121
WELL, YOU GOT IT!

955
00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:51,590
THIS IS MY GAME,

956
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,024
AND GUESS WHO'S GONNA LOSE!

957
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,460
GUS, GET BACK!

958
00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:55,994
AGH!

959
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,095
JULES, A LITTLE HELP HERE!

960
00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:58,530
I DON'T HAVE A SHOT,
SHAWN!

961
00:39:58,564 --> 00:40:00,031
TAKE THE SHOT!
I DON'T HAVE IT!

962
00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:01,132
GET IT!
AAH!

963
00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,434
SHOOT THAT MOTHER--

964
00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:03,702
[gunshot]

965
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,504
AAH!

966
00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:09,174
IN THE HAND!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

967
00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:19,451
DON'T...MOVE!

968
00:40:19,451 --> 00:40:24,956
DON'T...MOVE!

969
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:27,225
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY,
JASON.

970
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,027
I'M SO SORRY.
I NEVER MEANT FOR ANYBODY--

971
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,195
WE KNOW YOU DIDN'T.

972
00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:31,597
NEITHER DID I.

973
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:34,600
JUST--TIME WILL HEAL.
YOU'LL SEE.

974
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:36,134
JUST GET YOURSELF RIGHT.

975
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,071
I'M GOING WITH HIM.

976
00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,040
WHY DON'T YOU
STAY HERE WITH US?

977
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,742
I REALLY SHOULD GO.

978
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,611
I--AFTER ALL,

979
00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:48,914
HE IS MY FIANCE.

980
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,081
WHAT?

981
00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:02,127
I JUST WANTED
TO SAY THANK YOU

982
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,596
FOR SHOOTING THAT
WHACK JOB PSYCHO KILLER

983
00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:05,864
IN THE HAND.

984
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:06,698
MY PLEASURE.

985
00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:08,600
AND I KNOW THIS
PROBABLY SOUNDS WEIRD,

986
00:41:08,634 --> 00:41:10,902
BUT EVEN THOUGH
I WAS REALLY SCARED

987
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:13,071
AND DISCOMBOBULATED
AND WHATNOT,

988
00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:16,575
THAT LEVEL OF PINPOINT
MARKSMANSHIP FROM YOU

989
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,810
IS EASILY ONE OF THE SEXIEST
THINGS THAT I'VE EVER--

990
00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:20,612
SHAWN...

991
00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:24,149
SHH.

992
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:25,651
OKAY.

993
00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:36,094
HOW COULD SOMETHING
SO UGLY HAPPEN HERE?

994
00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:39,665
JUST DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.

995
00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:41,667
LAST LOOKS, GUS.

996
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:43,635
IT'LL BE A COLD DAY
IN HELL BEFORE WE--

997
00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:44,803
I'M SORRY I DITCHED YOU

998
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,739
AND MADE A PINATA
WITH JASON CUNNINGHAM.

999
00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,980
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

1000
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:04,823
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