1 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:14,548 - SHAWN, WHY IS THERE A GIANT HOLE IN MY FRONT YARD? 2 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,584 - IT'S SIMPLE, DAD. 3 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,219 DON'T GET UPSET. 4 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,620 THE HOLE WAS MY GRAVE. 5 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:20,788 - WHAT? 6 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,591 - GUS MADE ME DIG MY OWN GRAVE, 7 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,759 THEN SHOT ME AND STOLE MY BOOTS. 8 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:26,860 ONLY HE DIDN'T BURY ME FAR ENOUGH, 9 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,262 AND THE BUZZARDS ATE MY ENTRAILS. 10 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:34,135 - OH. SO YOU--YOU WERE PLAYING COWBOYS AND INDIANS, HUH? 11 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:36,670 - JUST COWBOYS. PLAYING INDIANS IS OFFENSIVE. 12 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,906 - AND THEN THE BUZZARDS ATE YOUR ENTRAILS. 13 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,141 THAT'S AWFUL. 14 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,776 - YEAH. IT WAS A TRAGIC END TO OUR ADVENTURE. 15 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:44,345 BUT IT'S THE REALISM THAT MAKES IT FUN. 16 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,580 IF IT HELPS, GUS ENDED UP GETTING HUNG 17 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,816 BY A ONE-EYED, CROOKED SHERIFF. 18 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,421 - WELL, DID THE BUZZARDS EAT HIS ENTRAILS TOO? 19 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,555 - OF COURSE THEY DID. 20 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,757 - MM. HEY, SHAWN, I GOT A GAME FOR YA. 21 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,826 IT'S CALLED "GET YOUR BUTT IN MY YARD 22 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,594 AND FILL IN THAT HOLE NOW." 23 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:03,831 IT'S THE REALISM THAT MAKES THAT FUN TOO. 24 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:15,075 - HE'S GOING TO KILL US. - WHAT? 25 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:17,445 - HE HASN'T SAID A WORD THE WHOLE TIME HE'S BEEN DRIVING. 26 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,613 FACE IT, SHAWN. HE'S FINALLY SNAPPED. 27 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,382 - HE ASKED US FOR A FAVOR. THAT'S ALL. 28 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,551 WE CAN LEAVE ANYTIME WE WANT. 29 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,720 CASE IN POINT. [tries to open the door] 30 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:30,958 [jostling handles] 31 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,393 - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 32 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,195 YOU AND ALL YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES YOU PLAY ON HIM. 33 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,763 - THOSE WERE TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISES 34 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:36,797 TO BUILD CAMARADERIE. 35 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:37,998 - HOW DO YOU BUILD CAMARADERIE 36 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,267 BY CHANGING SOMEONE'S BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS? 37 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,403 [jostling door handles] 38 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,804 - WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON BACK THERE? 39 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,706 - LOOK, LASSIE, I KNOW I'VE BEEN 40 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,040 A TAD ANNOYING IN THE PAST. 41 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:49,377 BUT SHOOTING GUS AND DISPOSING HIS BODY IN THE AQUIFER 42 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,644 IS NOT THE ANSWER. [Gus hits Shawn] 43 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:52,213 OW. - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 44 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,681 I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT ANYONE. 45 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:55,883 - HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING 46 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,017 ABOUT KNIFING ANYBODY. 47 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,719 - DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT CLARIFICATION? 48 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,053 - IT WOULD BE NICE, YES. 49 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,056 - SO WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SECRECY, 50 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:06,126 YOU HANDSOME, PASTY DEVIL? 51 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,761 - WHAT WE'RE DOING ISN'T EXACTLY 52 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,763 OFFICIAL SANTA BARBARA POLICE BUSINESS, 53 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,232 AND IT ISN'T EXACTLY IN MY JURISDICTION. 54 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,467 WE'RE GOING TO A SMALL TOWN A FEW MILES UP NORTH. 55 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,269 THE SHERIFF'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE. 56 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,571 SOME UNEXPLAINED THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING AT NIGHT. 57 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:22,610 YOU TWO HAVE A PROPENSITY FOR FINDING SOMETHING FROM NOTHING, 58 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,811 AND I NEED THAT GIFT. 59 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,496 - WHERE'S THE TOWN? 60 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:45,098 - THIS IS THE BACK. 61 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,267 - THE BACK? 62 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:53,407 - WOW. JUST HOW OLD IS OLD SONORA? 63 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,243 - I WILL ASK YOU TO STIFLE YOUR URGE 64 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,211 TO MAKE FUN OF EVERYTHING THAT IS DECENT. 65 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:59,947 SHERIFF HANK IS A GOOD MAN WHO DESERVES NOT ONLY YOUR RESPECT, 66 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,515 BUT YOUR ADMIRATION. 67 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:04,718 - OKAY. 68 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,157 - SHERIFF! 69 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,361 - WELL, LOOK AT YOU. 70 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:16,864 AIN'T YOU A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES? 71 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:17,865 THANKS FOR COMING. 72 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,233 - HOW YOU DOING, SHERIFF? 73 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:22,570 SO THESE ARE THE MEN I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 74 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,538 THIS IS BURTON GUSTER AND SHAWN SPENCER. 75 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:29,243 - WELL, PARDON ME, BUT WE HAD A MESS OF TROUBLE HERE LAST NIGHT. 76 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:31,044 SHERIFF HANK MENDEL. 77 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,514 PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. WELCOME TO OLD SONORA. 78 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,015 - THANK YOU, SHERIFF. 79 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,286 I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT WHAT I DO, HOW COOL IT IS. 80 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,454 YOU'VE NOW SEEN MY HAIR, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE DOUBLY IMPRESSED, 81 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,990 BUT LET'S NOT GET WRAPPED UP IN GUSHY COMPLIMENTS. 82 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,125 I GET A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS. 83 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,994 - HELL, I WASN'T GONNA EVEN CALL YOU OUT HERE, 84 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,696 BUT BINKY INSISTED. 85 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,030 - BINKY? 86 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,065 - OH, YOU DON'T CALL HIM BINKY? 87 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,867 - WE DO NOW. 88 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,636 - SHERIFF HANK, WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE BOYS 89 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:56,804 WHAT THE PROBLEM'S BEEN HERE? 90 00:03:56,837 --> 00:04:01,309 - WELL, IT STARTED OUT AS SIMPLE VANDALISM. 91 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,911 SOMEBODY'S BEEN STEALING OUR WOOD FROM SIDEWALKS, 92 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:07,515 BUILDINGS, FENCE POSTS. 93 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:08,516 - WOOD THIEVES. 94 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,384 MY FIRST INSTINCT IS BEAVERS, 95 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:13,120 BUT I'M NOT WILLING TO RULE OUT THOSE PESKY KEEBLER ELVES. 96 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:14,254 WHAT ELSE DO YOU GOT? 97 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:19,727 - WELL, OUR WATER'S BEEN POISONED, AND CHECK THIS OUT. 98 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,263 THERE'S BEEN A STENCH IN THE AIR THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE. 99 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,599 - THAT'S FUNNY. I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING. 100 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:27,368 - OH, GOSH. CAT URINE. 101 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,969 - AH. DON'T MIND HIM. 102 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,471 CAT PEE IS GUS'S KRYPTONITE. 103 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,272 AS A CHILD, HE WAS LOCKED IN A CLOSET 104 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:35,676 WITH THE FAMILY'S INCONTINENT TABBY, MR. B. 105 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:36,844 IT'S A VERY LONG STORY. 106 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,412 - NO, IT'S NOT. THAT'S THE STORY. 107 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,813 - JUST BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH, ALL RIGHT? 108 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:42,282 - SINCE THEN, THINGS HAVE GOTTEN MORE AGGRESSIVE. 109 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:47,388 STUFF HAS BEEN STOLEN, MISPLACED, DESTROYED. 110 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:50,090 AND FOLKS ARE STARTING TO GET NERVOUS. 111 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,959 AND IT'S MY JOB TO PROTECT THEM. 112 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,026 HEY! 113 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,262 [bird caws] 114 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,265 DROP YOUR WEAPON AND COME PEACEABLY. 115 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:02,503 - WELL, SHERIFF, I AIN'T EXACTLY A PEACEFUL MAN. 116 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,178 [gunshot] 117 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,747 - HOLY CRAP. 118 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:14,982 - HE SHOT THAT GUY. 119 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,017 - I KNOW. ISN'T IT GREAT? 120 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:20,588 [applause] 121 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:31,331 - THIS IS NOT A REAL TOWN. 122 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:32,833 - IT'S A TOURIST TRAP. 123 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:37,337 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 124 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:41,642 * 125 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,545 - * IN BETWEEN THE LINES THERE'S A LOT OF OBSCURITY * 126 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:48,115 * I'M NOT INCLINED TO RESIGN TO MATURITY * 127 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:51,685 * IF IT'S ALL RIGHT, THEN YOU'RE ALL WRONG * 128 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:55,355 * BUT WHY BOUNCE AROUND TO THE SAME DAMN SONG? * 129 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:56,690 * 130 00:05:56,724 --> 00:06:00,193 * YOU'D RATHER RUN WHEN YOU CAN CRAWL * 131 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,895 * 132 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:05,933 * I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 133 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:09,336 * I KNOW YOU KNOW THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 134 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,438 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 135 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:13,106 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 136 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,642 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 137 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,977 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 138 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,447 * 139 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,457 - LISTEN CLOSELY 'CAUSE I'M GONNA ONLY SAY THIS ONCE. 140 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,825 OLD SONORA IS AN OLD HISTORIC MINING TOWN 141 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,260 WITH BUILDINGS RECREATED 142 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,228 TO CAPTURE THE SPIRIT OF THE OLD WEST. 143 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,965 I SPENT EVERY WEEKEND OF MY CHILDHOOD IN THIS BELOVED PLACE, 144 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,367 AND I AM NOT ABOUT TO LET SOME FACELESS COWARD 145 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,836 WHO ONLY COMES OUT AT NIGHT TEAR IT DOWN. 146 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,237 I NEED YOU TWO TO FIND OUT 147 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,873 WHO'S DOING THIS AND FAST. 148 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,979 - ALL RIGHT. COUNT ON US. 149 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,581 - I KNEW I COULD. 150 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,784 HERE'S YOUR BEDROLLS. GOOD LUCK. 151 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,418 - WE'RE SLEEPING HERE? 152 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,287 - WELL, IT HAPPENS AT NIGHT, 153 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,455 SO YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE AT NIGHT. 154 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,523 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 155 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,957 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 156 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,192 I CAN'T BE CAUGHT INVESTIGATING HERE. 157 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,628 DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR OUT OF MY JURISDICTION WE ARE? 158 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,263 SEE YOU LATER, HANK. 159 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:11,732 - THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, BINKY. 160 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,933 - YOU GOT IT. 161 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,301 I'LL CHECK BACK WITH YOU IN THE MORNING. 162 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:17,137 - WAIT, SO YOU EXPECT ME TO STAY HERE THE ENTIRE NIGHT? 163 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,072 - BINKY! COME BACK. 164 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:23,544 - HEY, I HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE BEANS. 165 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,951 [owl hoots] 166 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,687 - IF THIS TURNS INTO BLAZING SADDLES, I'M OUT OF HERE. 167 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,823 - HMM. 168 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,858 PULL THAT. - STOP. 169 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,727 - TELL ME, HANK... [clears throat] 170 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:44,297 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS VANDAL? 171 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:45,833 - I'VE FELT 'EM. 172 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:48,669 - WAS THAT IN AN APPROPRIATE WAY? 173 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,203 - I FELT THEIR PRESENCE. 174 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,773 - I SEE. 175 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,075 CAN YOU THINK OF ANY OTHER EXPLANATION 176 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:58,078 FOR WHY THIS TOWN IS FALLING APART? 177 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,113 - ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GHOST RIDER? 178 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:03,216 - UH... 179 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,217 NO. 180 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,286 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY GHOST RIDER? 181 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,656 - ACCORDING TO THE LEGENDS, HE WAS A HORSE THIEF 182 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,624 THAT MET HIS FATE AT THE END OF A ROPE. 183 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,827 THEY SAY HIS SPIRIT STILL HAUNTS THESE PARTS. 184 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,495 NOW I, MYSELF, DON'T CATER 185 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:19,232 TO THIS TALE, NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE OUT HERE SEE HIM. 186 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,668 [fly buzzes] - NOPE. 187 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,935 I'M OUT OF HERE. I'M CALLING A CAB. 188 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,571 - WELL, THOSE THINGS DON'T WORK OUT HERE. 189 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:27,841 WE GOT NO TVs, NO RADIO, NO REFRIGERATORS. 190 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:31,111 - SOUNDS LIKE PRISON, EXCEPT THEY HAVE ALL THOSE THINGS. 191 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,646 - WOULD YOU STOP IT? 192 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,648 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN BINKY, HANK? 193 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,884 - OH, 30 YEARS OR SO. 194 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,518 USED TO COME HERE EVERY WEEKEND. 195 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,688 HIS PAPA WASN'T AROUND THAT MUCH, 196 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:41,922 AND HIS MAMA WORKED DAYS, 197 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,323 SO SHE DROPPED HIM OFF SATURDAYS. 198 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,026 I GUESS HE NEEDED SOMEBODY. I SUPPOSE I DID TOO. 199 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,928 WE'VE BEEN CLOSE EVER SINCE. 200 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:53,667 IN FACT, HE'S ABOUT THE NEAREST THING I GOT TO FAMILY. 201 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:57,838 - WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ABOUT LASSIE'S PAPA. 202 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,539 HIS PAPA WASN'T AROUND MUCH, GUS. 203 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,408 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 204 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,110 [horse whinnies] 205 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,212 - YOU HEAR THAT? 206 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,648 SOMETHING'S SPOOKING THE HORSES. [horses whinny] 207 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,087 - WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING? - I DON'T KNOW, GUS. 208 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,924 I THINK I'M STARTING TO GET WHY LASSIE LOVES 209 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,558 THIS PLACE SO MUCH. 210 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,860 IT REPRESENTS A SIMPLER TIME 211 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,561 WHEN PEOPLE WEREN'T SO PREOCCUPIED 212 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,163 WITH THE DISTRACTIONS OF MODERN LIFE. 213 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,732 - LIKE LIVING PAST AGE 40. 214 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,700 - ALL RIGHT, YOU BE YOUR CYNICAL SELF. 215 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,101 I'M JUST SAYING. 216 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,770 TECHNOLOGY IS WAY OVERRATED. 217 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,538 - THAT'S INTERESTING. 218 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,873 JUST YESTERDAY YOU TOLD ME YOU INTEND 219 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,074 ON HAVING YOUR WEDDING IN SPACE. 220 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,376 - AND THAT HASN'T CHANGED. 221 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,712 I'M JUST SAYING I THINK THE PAST IS ALSO WORTH PRESERVING. 222 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,414 - YEAH, WELL, YOUR PEOPLE HAVE A MUCH MORE AFFECTIONATE MEMORY 223 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,316 OF THIS PERIOD OF HISTORY THAN MY PEOPLE DO. 224 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,752 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 225 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,955 WE SAW POSSE TOGETHER IN THEATERS. 226 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,957 [wind gusts] 227 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,395 - I WANT TO GO HOME. 228 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,864 - YEAH, THAT'S FAIR. 229 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,767 HANK! [distant howling] 230 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,402 HANK! 231 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,037 - HERE'S HOW IT'S GONNA GO. 232 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,506 WE'RE GONNA TELL HANK HIS TOWN'S OLD AND DECREPIT, 233 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:09,009 AND HE SHOULD BE GLAD IT DIDN'T FALL DOWN TEN YEARS AGO. 234 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,111 THERE IS NO SABOTEUR, NO VANDAL, 235 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,345 NO BAD GUY. 236 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,247 AT THE WORST, HE HAS A TERRIBLE CAT PROBLEM. 237 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,448 [trips over something] 238 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,651 - GUS. - WATCH YOUR FEET! 239 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,586 - WATCH MY FEET? I'M LEADING THE WAY. 240 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,254 - YOUR STRIDE IS TOO LONG, SHAWN. 241 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,623 - IT'S YOUR RIDICULOUS GAIT. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 242 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,758 - NO, YOUR SHOES ARE TOO LARGE. 243 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,027 - [sighs] 244 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,062 - GUS. - WHAT? 245 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:32,700 - DON'T PANIC. 246 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:40,607 [grunt] 247 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,310 HANK! HANK! 248 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,980 THERE'S NO HANK. - NO HORSES. 249 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,449 - [sniffs] 250 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,189 [galloping] - WHAT IS THAT SOUND? 251 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,624 [galloping approaches] 252 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,692 [whinnying] 253 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,227 - LOOK OUT! 254 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,796 - AHH! 255 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,066 [whinnying] 256 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,439 - [coughs] 257 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,377 HANK! 258 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,250 OH, NO. 259 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,255 - EASY. - BRING HIM IN. BRING HIM IN. 260 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,757 - I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 261 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,358 I SENT YOU TWO OUT THERE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON, 262 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,293 AND YOU GET SHERIFF HANK RUN OVER BY HORSES? 263 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,728 - LOOK, LASSIE, FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW 264 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:35,996 HOW TO GET SOMEONE RUN OVER. 265 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,297 AND AS LONG AS WE'RE ASSIGNING BLAME, 266 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,498 THE HORSES SHOULDN'T GET OFF SCOT-FREE. 267 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,900 - WE FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS, 268 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,235 EVEN THOUGH IT WAS HANK WHO LEFT US THERE ALL ALONE. 269 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,603 - YOU'RE LUCKY HE DIDN'T GET KILLED. 270 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,605 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA. 271 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,574 I DON'T WANT HIM BLEEDING ALL OVER MY COUCH. 272 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,076 THERE YOU GO. - OKAY. 273 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,310 - EASY. 274 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,578 [grunting] - THAT'S BETTER. 275 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:52,946 - HE SHOULD REALLY BE IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM. 276 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,648 - NO HOSPITALS. - HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN 'EM. 277 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,051 SAYS THE ONLY WAY HE'S EVER GONNA GO IN ONE IS FEET-FIRST. 278 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,853 - COME HERE. LET'S PUT IT UP HERE. 279 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,654 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. - OH! 280 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,256 - OOH, OOH, GUYS, THIS IS DEEP. 281 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,657 THIS MAN HAS GOT TO SEE A DOCTOR. 282 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:05,793 I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING 283 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,394 TO NUMB THE PAIN. - THAT'S OKAY. 284 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,496 I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANESTHETICS. 285 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,564 GUS, JUST BITE DOWN ON MY BIG TOE. 286 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,901 IT'LL MAKE ME FORGET ABOUT THE PAIN IN MY LEG. 287 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,302 - I'M NOT BITING DOWN ON YOUR TOE. 288 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,437 - DAMN IT, GUS, WHEN A MAN ASKS YOU TO BITE HIS TOE, 289 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,106 YOU BITE HIS TOE. - YOU DO IT. 290 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:22,442 - DRINK THIS. - OH, MUCH OBLIGED. 291 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,045 - UH, HANK, I JUST WANT TO SAY ON BEHALF OF GUS AND I, 292 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,048 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SAVING OUR LIVES. 293 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,650 - I'M THE SHERIFF. THAT'S WHAT I'M PAID FOR. 294 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,319 - WELL, TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE NOT A REAL SHERIFF, 295 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,921 AND WHEN YOU SAY "THEY," YOU ACTUALLY MEAN YOU, 296 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,123 BEING THAT YOU OWN THE TOWN, WHICH ISN'T REALLY A TOWN. 297 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,091 - WHY? - JUST HURRY UP 298 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,126 AND DO THIS, WILL YA? 299 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,861 I GOT TO OPEN THEM GATES BY 9:00. 300 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:44,364 - PAL, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR QUITE A WHILE 301 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,166 EVEN IF I DO GET THIS SEWN UP. 302 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,069 - OLD SONORA HASN'T CLOSED IN 45 YEARS 303 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,537 AND IT AIN'T GONNA CLOSE TODAY. 304 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,939 - SPENCER, COME HERE. 305 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,110 LOOK, WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S BEEN GOING ON OUT THERE 306 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,478 AND NOW FINDING THIS DEAD BODY, 307 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,847 THE COUNTY WANTS TO SHUT DOWN OLD SONORA, 308 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,014 WHICH MEANS NOT ONLY WILL A PLACE 309 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,482 THAT TEACHES CHILDREN IMPORTANT LESSONS 310 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,117 FROM A SIMPLER TIME BE LOST FOREVER, 311 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,685 BUT SHERIFF HANK WILL BE LEFT DESTITUTE, 312 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,120 AND I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. 313 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,990 - DON'T WORRY, BINKY. 314 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,391 I ALREADY HAVE A PLAN. 315 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,780 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, TAKE A GOOD LOOK. 316 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,148 KEEP LOOKING. 317 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:38,118 DRINK IT IN. 318 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,087 LIKE A... 319 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,122 BOTTLE OF LAUDANUM. 320 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,191 - THERE A POINT TO THIS? 321 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,792 - THERE'S A POINT. THIS. 322 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,761 THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN, GUYS. 323 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,964 IT'S ME. 324 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:51,999 IT'S JUST FOR A COUPLE DAYS. 325 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:55,002 WE ALL KNOW HOW WE FEEL ABOUT OLD HANK. 326 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,536 - THE MAN LOVES BEANS. 327 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,838 - SO I'LL BE HELPING OUT AFTER THE ACCIDENT LAST NIGHT. 328 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,041 AND DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GONNA GO CHANGING TOO MUCH 329 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,443 ABOUT THE WAY THINGS WORK AROUND HERE. 330 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:08,448 AT LEAST NOT RIGHT AWAY. - MAYBE AFTER LUNCH. 331 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,683 - I WOULD LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SIT DOWN WITH EACH OF YOU, 332 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,719 ASK A FEW PROBING QUESTIONS, 333 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,387 AND... 334 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,656 GET TO KNOW YOU A LITTLE BETTER. 335 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,460 WE CAN DO THAT LATER. 336 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,861 YEAH. 337 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,265 THEY'RE NOT VERY HELPFUL, ARE THEY? 338 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,733 - HOW ABOUT I WEAR THE SPURS? 339 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,301 - HOW ABOUT THE SHERIFF WEARS THE SPURS? 340 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,371 - HOW ABOUT YOU KISS MY BLACKSMITH ASS? 341 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,148 - CARLTON! [hangs up phone] 342 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,515 THAT WAS COUNTY. 343 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,716 THEY GOT AN I.D. ON THE BODY OUTSIDE OF OLD SONORA. 344 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,918 HE'S A SANTA BARBARA RESIDENT. 345 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,519 - YES, THAT IS AWESOME! 346 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,288 - WOW. OKAY. 347 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,522 - THAT'S GONNA AT LEAST GET US 348 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,890 SOME SORT OF ACCESS TO THIS CASE. 349 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:51,959 I'M CALLING THE COUNTY SHERIFF. 350 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,327 - IT GETS A LITTLE MORE STRANGE. 351 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,130 - WHAT, HE'S A HOBO, A DRIFTER, 352 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,431 SOME SORT OF PSYCHO WITH A LONGSTANDING GRUDGE 353 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,133 AGAINST BELOVED CHILDHOOD INSTITUTIONS? 354 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,970 - HE'S A MULTIMILLIONAIRE BUSINESSMAN. FRANK MCBAIN. 355 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,904 GOT A BIG HOUSE UP ON THE HILL. BEEN MISSING FOR A FEW DAYS. 356 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,473 WIFE THOUGHT HE WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP. 357 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:10,110 - ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S FIGURE OUT 358 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,878 WHAT HE WAS DOING WANDERING ALONE 359 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,813 IN THE HILLS OF OLD SONORA IN SNEAKERS AND SHORTS. 360 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,548 IN THE MEANTIME, I'M GONNA CALL A BUDDY OF MINE 361 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,285 WHO'S A COUNTY JUDGE, GET A WARRANT FOR MCBAIN'S OFFICE. 362 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:24,024 - CARLTON, THE MCBAIN HOMICIDE IS A COUNTY CASE. 363 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,859 THE CHIEF MADE IT VERY CLEAR YOU ARE NOT TO GET INVOLVED. 364 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,195 - DAMN IT, O'HARA, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? 365 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,130 - I AM JUST FOLLOWING JURISDICTIONAL PROTOCOL 366 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,398 LIKE YOU TAUGHT ME TO DO. 367 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:36,236 - WELL, SOMETIMES THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS. 368 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,280 - LOOK AT THIS. 369 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,516 ALL OF THE ACREAGE AROUND OLD SONORA 370 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,418 HAS BEEN PURCHASED BY MCBAIN, WHICH MEANS 371 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,820 THE ONLY LAND THAT HE DOESN'T OWN IS HANK'S. 372 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,788 - AND HANK WILL NEVER SELL. 373 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,190 - WHAT'S THIS? - THAT'S THE NEW TOLL ROAD. 374 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,792 - THIS ROAD'S SUPPOSED TO RUN TEN MILES SOUTH OF HERE. 375 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,728 - NOT NECESSARILY. THE COUNCIL HASN'T MADE ITS FINAL VOTE YET. 376 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,896 - SO WHAT DID MCBAIN KNOW THAT WE DON'T? 377 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,434 - MCBAIN WANTED OLD SONORA. 378 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,568 - AND HE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GET IT, 379 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,736 INCLUDING WRECKING THE TOWN, 380 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,138 TRYING TO GET THE COUNTY TO SHUT IT DOWN, 381 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,439 AND NOW GETTING HANK RUN OVER BY HORSES. 382 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,873 - WE SOLVED IT! 383 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,208 OW. 384 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,177 - DETECTIVE LASSITER AND O'HARA, 385 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,879 YOU REMEMBER SHERIFF BECKER FROM THE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 386 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,214 - UH... 387 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,515 - SHERIFF BECKER JUST INFORMED ME THAT YOU TWO 388 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,417 HAVE BEEN STICKING YOUR NOSES INTO HIS INVESTIGATION, 389 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:27,220 WHICH I RECALL SPECIFICALLY TELLING YOU NOT TO DO. 390 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,089 - WE HAVE CAUSE, CHIEF. 391 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,024 WE BELIEVE MCBAIN WAS USING VANDALISM 392 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,426 TO RUN A CHERISHED LOCAL INSTITUTION OUT OF BUSINESS. 393 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,828 - THE NAME OF THIS CHERISHED LOCAL INSTITUTION 394 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,430 WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE OLD SONORA? 395 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,432 - THAT'S REALLY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE, CHIEF. 396 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,934 THE FACT IS WE HAVE BLOWN THIS CASE WIDE OPEN. 397 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,271 - WELL, I HOPE YOU HAVE SOME SOLID EVIDENCE 398 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,772 TO SUPPORT THOSE ACCUSATIONS. 399 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,407 - OF COURSE I DO. 400 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,243 IT'S OBVIOUS WHY MCBAIN WANTED THE LAND. 401 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,812 HE'S BUILDING A MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM 402 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,481 IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE NEW TOLL ROAD. 403 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,450 PROBABLY AT TAXPAYERS' EXPENSE, THE HEARTLESS BASTARD. 404 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,851 - THAT'S A KIDDIE RAILROAD. 405 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:07,026 IT'S A FREE PARK THAT MCBAIN IS DONATING TO THE COUNTY. 406 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,397 HERE'S THE PERMIT. 407 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,399 - HE'S CALLING IT THE ASHLEY BAIRD PARK. 408 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,234 HE'S NOT EVEN NAMING IT AFTER HIS WIFE. 409 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,435 THIS WOMAN IS PROBABLY HIS MISTRESS, 410 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,204 WHICH MAKES HIM A TWO-TIMER. 411 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,372 - ASHLEY BAIRD. 412 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,108 WASN'T SHE THE LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD LEUKEMIA? 413 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,809 - SHE WAS SO BRAVE. 414 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,013 - OKAY, CHIEF, MAYBE I JUMPED THE GUN A LITTLE BIT HERE, 415 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,916 BUT THIS MCBAIN IS ONE BAD HOMBRE, YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME. 416 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,484 AND WE CAN CONSIDER THIS VANDALISM CASE 417 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,719 COMPLETELY CLOSED. 418 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,221 THERE'S JUST A FEW LOOSE ENDS TO TIE UP. 419 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,489 - VANDALIS--WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MURDER! 420 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,892 - AND NOW WE GOT A PRIME SUSPECT. 421 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,594 - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SUSPECTS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 422 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,431 - THE PERSON WHO OWNS OLD SONORA WHO WOULDN'T SELL. 423 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,469 - NO, NO, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 424 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:55,342 DANG IT, HANK, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT FRANK MCBAIN? 425 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,277 - YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, BINKY, 426 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,945 AND WHO THE HELL IS FRANK MCBAIN? 427 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,513 - HE'S BEEN TRYING TO BUY YOUR LAND 428 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,948 FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS. 429 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,284 HANK, YOU CANNOT KEEP THIS KIND OF INFORMATION FROM US. 430 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,618 WE ARE KILLING OURSELVES 431 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,120 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO MAY WANT TO HURT YOU, 432 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,122 AND YOU LEAVE A PRIME SUSPECT OFF THE TABLE? 433 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,491 - NO, THE ONLY FOLKS TRYING TO BUY MY LAND 434 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,260 IS THE SWEETWATER LAND CORP. 435 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,463 - I'LL BET MCBAIN USED 436 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,465 DUMMY CORPORATIONS TO MAKE THE PURCHASES. 437 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,333 IT KEEPS PRICES FROM SKYROCKETING 438 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,470 WHEN INVESTORS SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. 439 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,839 - WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING SHE'S PRETTY. 440 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,075 NOW SWEETWATER LAND DON'T WANT TO HURT ME. 441 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,143 THEY SENT ME TWO LETTERS 442 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,444 SIX MONTHS AGO. 443 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,812 I POLITELY DECLINED, 444 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,614 AND I NEVER HEARD FROM 'EM AGAIN. 445 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,648 - ARE YOU SURE? 446 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:36,949 'CAUSE MCBAIN'S SECRETARY SAID 447 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,285 HE'D ALREADY BEEN OUT TO OLD SONORA 448 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,986 THREE TIMES THIS MONTH ALONE. 449 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,088 - I NEVER SPOKE TO THE MAN. 450 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,757 - THEN WHO DID? 451 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,794 [harmonica plays Oh! Susanna] 452 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,735 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 453 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,903 [door slams] 454 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,372 - THIS IS CALLED 19-CARD STUD. 455 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,573 - REGULAR POKER'S TOO COMPLICATED. 456 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,709 IT MAKES IT EASIER TO GET PAIRS. 457 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,345 - PLUS, ANYTHING WITH A PICTURE'S WILD. 458 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,548 - WHY AREN'T YOU TWO OUT INTERVIEWING SUSPECTS 459 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,550 OR FEELING THE WALLS OR WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO? 460 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,584 AT LEAST DO SOMETHING. 461 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,052 - MAN, I TRIED. 462 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,822 I DID. THESE PEOPLE ARE KIND OF MEAN. 463 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,957 IT'S A TOUGH RACKET BEING SHERIFF, LASSIE. 464 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,294 BESIDES, I GOT TO GO GUN DOWN 465 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,895 THAT STINKY FEET FELLOW IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES. 466 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,864 - STINKY PETE. - YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 467 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,866 YOU'VE NEVER KILLED A MAN. - YES, I HAVE. 468 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,602 - YEAH, BUT YOU'VE NEVER PRETEND-KILLED ONE. 469 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,205 REPEATEDLY. STRUGGLE WITH IT EVERY TIME. 470 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,340 - TWO TIMES NOW. 471 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,708 - YUP. BOTH TIMES. 472 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,544 - WELL, WHILE YOU TWO WERE SITTING HERE PLAYING COWBOYS 473 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,447 AND INDIANS... - UTT-UTT. JUST COWBOYS, LASSIE. 474 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,814 - INJUNS IS OFFENSIVE. 475 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,483 - I DIDN'T SAY INJUNS, GUSTER. 476 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,817 - THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. - ME TOO. 477 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,052 - WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP? 478 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,255 HANK HAS MANAGED TO BECOME OUR NUMBER ONE SUSPECT. 479 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,756 MCBAIN WANTED HIS LAND, 480 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:50,857 AND HE WAS TALKING TO SOMEBODY HERE. 481 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,993 YOU TWO NEED TO FIND OUT WHO IT WAS. 482 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,628 - YOU WERE THINKING TODAY? 483 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,264 - A MAN'S LIFE IS ON THE LINE. 484 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,598 GET OUT THERE, AND GET ME A LEAD. 485 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,103 - MAN'S ALL HOPPED UP ON CACTUS JUICE. 486 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,772 - [sighs] 487 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,941 [plays harmonica] 488 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,143 LET'S START AT THE SALOON. 489 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,879 - YEP. LITTLE LADY. 490 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,151 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 491 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,788 - EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 492 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,323 HEE-YAW! 493 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,593 HEE-YAW NOW. 494 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,163 WHOA. 495 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,107 - REALLY? 496 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,447 - GUS! IT'S STINKY FEET! 497 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,049 HE'S TRYING TO BUSHWHACK US! 498 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,284 - BUSHWHACK US? 499 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:55,488 [gunfire] 500 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:58,825 SHAWN! THAT'S NOT STINKY PETE. 501 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,827 HE'S A TOURIST. 502 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,031 - OH, YEAH. 503 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,534 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 504 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,670 SORRY ABOUT THAT, FRIEND. 505 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,172 MAN IN MY LINE OF WORK CAN'T AFFORD TO BE TOO CAREFUL. 506 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,407 I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND. 507 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:21,381 WELL, HELLO, MISS ANNIE. - YEAH, HI, SHAWN. 508 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:24,484 - YOU KNOW, I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D REFER TO ME 509 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,920 AS SHERIFF SPENCER... OR HICKORY POT. 510 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,589 OR DRY GULCH SLIM. 511 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,223 ANY OF THOSE WOULD DO ME JUST FINE. 512 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,859 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 513 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,026 - FAIR ENOUGH. 514 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,161 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS? 515 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,596 - ABOUT A DECADE. 516 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,366 FIVE YEARS HERE. BEFORE THAT AT DISNEYLAND. 517 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,634 - THEY HAVE MADAMS AT DISNEYLAND? 518 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,302 - NO, I WORKED THE TEACUPS. 519 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,505 - I'LL BET YOU DID. 520 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,474 WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU 521 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,843 A COUPLE OF UNCOMFORTABLE-TYPE QUESTIONS ABOUT HANK. 522 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,044 - OH, YOU MEAN THAT WE WERE LOVERS? 523 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:55,815 - YOU--NO. NOT--NOT THAT UNCOMFORTABLE, NO. 524 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,717 - HE BROKE MY HEART. 525 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,821 BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 526 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,856 ANCIENT HISTORY. 527 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:10,963 [footsteps] 528 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,699 - HEY, THERE. 529 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:13,966 YOU THE ONE THAT PLAYS 530 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,002 DEPUTY SHERIFF TRIPSY, IS THAT RIGHT? 531 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:20,407 - THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS ON MY PAYCHECK IF I STILL GET ONE. 532 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,342 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE NOT TOO HAPPY WITH YOUR JOB RIGHT NOW. 533 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:26,613 - MAYBE YOU'RE ANGRY ENOUGH TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOUR BOSS HANK. 534 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,214 MAYBE YOU POISONED THE WATER 535 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:30,016 SO THAT YOU COULD HAVE OLD SONORA 536 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,418 ALL TO YOURSELF. 537 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,686 - MAYBE EVEN ENOUGH TO KILL FOR IT? 538 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,457 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 539 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,893 AND AS FAR AS HANK GOES, I LOVE THE MAN LIKE A BROTHER. 540 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,929 - [scoffs] PLEASE. 541 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,096 THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS. 542 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,466 - WHO'S EVERYONE? - MISS ANNIE. 543 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,601 - NO, DUDE, SHE DOESN'T LOVE HIM LIKE A BROTHER. 544 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,503 DEFINITELY NOT LIKE A BROTHER. 545 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,472 UNLESS THEY HAVE A REALLY WEIRD FAMILY. 546 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,073 THEY GOT SOME SERIOUS FLOWERS UP IN THAT ATTIC. 547 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:55,442 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 548 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,610 - HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT? 549 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:05,985 DUDE, HE WAS THERE BEFORE THE HORSES TRAMPLED HANK. 550 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,520 - LET'S GET HIM. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 551 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,757 NOT SO FAST THERE, TRIPSY. 552 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:13,726 YOU SEE, WE KNOW THAT YOU WERE AT THE CORRAL THE OTHER NIGHT. 553 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,061 AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, 554 00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,996 YOUR NICKNAME IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE. 555 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,098 - SO I WAS UP THERE. 556 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,167 SOMETHING SPOOKED THE HORSES, AND I WENT UP TO CHECK ON 'EM. 557 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,403 AND I CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF WHOEVER IT WAS TOO. 558 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,405 AND THEN HE VANISHED. 559 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:29,308 - OOH. 560 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,444 YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL US 561 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,613 IT WAS THE GHOST RIDER WHO TRIED TO KILL HANK? 562 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:34,681 PLEASE. 563 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:35,682 - I DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE, MISTER. 564 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,083 - IS THAT RIGHT? 565 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,751 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN TOLD IT'S QUITE SOOTHING. 566 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:41,187 - SHAWN, TRY TO STAY ON POINT. 567 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,655 - I THINK YOU'RE LYING, TRIPSY. 568 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,423 I THINK IT WAS YOU WHO SPOOKED THE HORSES 569 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,292 BECAUSE YOU KNEW DAG GUM WELL 570 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:47,359 THAT HANK WOULD COME RUNNING. 571 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,228 - THAT'S A LIE! 572 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,597 I LOVE HANK MENDEL. 573 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:55,001 - GUS, GET THE COUNTY SHERIFF OFFICE ON THE PHONE. 574 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,336 YOU TELL 'EM WE FOUND OURSELVES THE VANDAL 575 00:23:57,369 --> 00:24:00,039 AND THAT HE MIGHT HAVE JUST KILLED MCBAIN TOO. 576 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,241 - OKAY, OKAY, BOYS. 577 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,511 I DIDN'T SEE NOBODY. 578 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,178 BUT SOMETHING SPOOKED THE HORSES, 579 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:07,547 AND IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR. 580 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,248 YEAH, I WAS UP THERE. 581 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,151 IT WAS FOR A DIFFERENT REASON. 582 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:13,653 I WAS WORKING FOR MCBAIN. 583 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,355 - MM-HMM. GO ON. 584 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,827 - HE WAS PAYING ME TO MAKE A LIST 585 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,461 OF ALL THE SAFETY VIOLATIONS 586 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,462 WE GOT AROUND THIS PLACE. 587 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,164 AND HE WAS GONNA USE 'EM 588 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,766 TO FORCE THE COUNTY TO SHUT US DOWN. 589 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,736 AFTER THAT, WELL, HANK WOULD HAVE NO CHOICE 590 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,504 BUT TO SELL TO MCBAIN. 591 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:34,040 - AND YOU SAY HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO YOU. 592 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:37,109 - HEY, I AIN'T PROUD OF WHAT I DONE, MISTER. 593 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:42,114 [sighs] 594 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,055 - HEY, ARE THERE ANY OTHER EMPLOYEES STILL HERE? 595 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,089 - UH, NO. 596 00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:51,257 WHEN HANK'S NOT AROUND, 597 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,659 I'M ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO LEAVE. 598 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:55,227 - SHAWN. 599 00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:59,799 [horse neighs] 600 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,200 IS THAT THE... 601 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,301 - GHOST RIDER. 602 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,770 [horse neighs] 603 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,916 - HE MUST HAVE GONE IN THERE. 604 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:24,691 THAT'S COMPLETELY SEALED. 605 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:26,292 THERE'S NO WAY HE GOT THROUGH THERE. 606 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,660 - UNLESS HE CAN MOVE THROUGH SOLIDS, 607 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,161 WHICH, BY DEFINITION, HE CAN. 608 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,030 - REALLY? WE HAVE TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION? 609 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:31,964 - FINE. 610 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,401 [bubbles] 611 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:37,403 MAYBE THE GUY ON THE HORSE 612 00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:38,571 IS NOT A GHOST. 613 00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:40,206 AND LET'S SAY HE IS THE VANDAL, 614 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,540 WHICH DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, 615 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:43,242 BECAUSE THE GUY WHO WANTED THE LAND IS DEAD. 616 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:44,510 EVEN SO, THERE'S STILL SOMETHING 617 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,678 WE HAVEN'T TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT YET. 618 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,313 - YEAH, WHAT'S THAT? 619 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:49,548 - WHAT IF MCBAIN'S MURDER IS RELATED TO SOMETHING ELSE? 620 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,050 OR JUST A RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE? 621 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,451 I'LL GO EVEN FURTHER. 622 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,954 WHAT IF THE GUY ON THE HORSE IS NOT VANDALIZING THE TOWN? 623 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:55,988 WHAT IF NO ONE IS? 624 00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:57,389 YOU SAID IT YOURSELF, SHAWN. 625 00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:59,859 WHAT IF THIS PLACE IS SO RUNDOWN FROM NEGLECT AND OLD AGE 626 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:04,096 THAT IT'S FALLING APART, HUH? 627 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,564 [creaking] 628 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,108 - I SEE YOUR POINT. 629 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,981 - A GHOST? 630 00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:23,182 - MAYBE A GHOST. 631 00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:24,583 - DEFINITELY NOT A GHOST. 632 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:25,818 BUT A GHOST-LIKE FELLA. 633 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:27,586 AN ETHEREAL MOONLIGHT FIGURE. 634 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,255 - WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO GO THROUGH ROCKS. 635 00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:30,890 - BUT PROBABLY NOT. 636 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:33,159 - I SENT YOU OUT THERE TO INVESTIGATE FOR TWO DAYS, 637 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,061 AND ALL YOU COME BACK WITH IS CAMPFIRE STORIES? 638 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,128 - GUS GOT THE CONSUMPTION. 639 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:39,465 - I DID-- [coughs] 640 00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,333 - WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 641 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:42,735 - COSTUME PARTY. 642 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,871 - AND THIS WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO 643 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:46,639 WITH THE OLD SONORA, WOULD IT? 644 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:49,241 - SORRY, WHICH ONE'S OLD SONORA AGAIN? 645 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,277 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, DETECTIVE. 646 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,579 AND IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU HIRED SPENCER AND GUSTER 647 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,715 ON YOUR OWN, THEN THAT CONSTITUTES A CONFLICT 648 00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:57,616 OF INTEREST AND THERE WILL BE DISCIPLINARY MEASURES. 649 00:26:57,650 --> 00:27:01,353 I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU STICK TO YOUR ASSIGNED CASES. 650 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,324 - GEE, THANKS FOR HOPPING IN THERE 651 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,193 AND TAKING SOME OF THE HEAT FROM THE CHIEF, SPENCER. 652 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,294 - WELL, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 653 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,561 - I WAS BEING FACETIOUS. 654 00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,130 - YEAH, YOU WIMPED OUT. 655 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:14,433 - IF YOU BELIEVE THE SHORT-SIDED PUNDITS ON CNN, 656 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,502 BUT I TAKE A LONGER VIEW OF HISTORY. 657 00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:19,071 - THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE. 658 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:21,708 CORONER'S REPORT SAID MCBAIN'S BEEN DEAD FOR FIVE DAYS. 659 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:23,876 YET THE VANDALISM HASN'T STOPPED SINCE THEN. 660 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:26,378 THEREFORE, WE CAN EFFECTIVELY ELIMINATE MCBAIN. 661 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:29,816 I'M NOW SENSING THAT SOMEONE ELSE WANTS THAT LAND. 662 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:32,251 MCBAIN'S GOT THE KIND OF MONEY THAT'S TOUGH TO BEAT. 663 00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:36,255 AS A RESULT, HE OR SHE... - OR EVEN A HE-SHE. 664 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,224 - HAD TO KILL MCBAIN BEFORE HE GOT IT. 665 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:39,926 - HE WAS ELIMINATING THE COMPETITION. 666 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,593 - PRECISELY. 667 00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:43,029 - OKAY. 668 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,064 YEAH, MAYBE. 669 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,366 AND WHEN I FIND THIS MURDERING SCUM, 670 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:48,735 I'M GONNA SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE. 671 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:52,538 NOT ENTIRELY. THAT'S ALL JUST WISHFUL THINKING. 672 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:54,340 WE DON'T HAVE THE VAGUEST CLUE WHO THIS BASTARD IS. 673 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:57,643 NO THANKS TO YOU SPENCER. SO FAR YOU'VE GIVEN ME BUBKES. 674 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:01,380 GET BACK OUT THERE, AND GET TO WORK. 675 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:04,917 - HE JUST SAID... 676 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:05,985 - BUBKES. - YEAH. 677 00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:14,060 THE THING IS, YOU NEVER HAVE TO WONDER 678 00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:15,661 WHY LASSIE DOESN'T HAVE MORE FRIENDS. 679 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,497 [laughs] HANK? 680 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,732 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN? 681 00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:21,400 YOU SHOULD BE RESTING. 682 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,669 YOU DIDN'T COME BACK FOR THE SPURS, DID YOU? 683 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:24,771 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 684 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:25,805 - I'M LEAVING TOWN. 685 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:27,239 - WHY? 686 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,674 - WELL, I BEEN LICKED. 687 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,609 WHOLE BUILDINGS ARE STARTING TO FALL. 688 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:31,643 BETTER I JUST MOVE ON 689 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:33,212 AND FORGET THE WHOLE DAMN THING. 690 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:35,782 - LOOK, HANK, I ADMIT, IT'S A LONG SHOT, 691 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:38,284 BUT THERE'S STILL A CHANCE THAT WE COULD SAVE OLD SONORA. 692 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:40,519 - I'VE SEEN THE PARK THEY WANT TO BUILD. 693 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,054 IT'S A NICE PLACE. 694 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,656 AND I BELIEVE THAT FOLKS ARE GONNA WANT TO GO THERE. 695 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:45,792 I'M AN OLD RELIC. 696 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,327 I'VE KNOWN THAT FOR A LONG TIME. 697 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,930 - LOOK, HANK, WE CAN--I MEAN, WE CAN FIX THE BUILDINGS. 698 00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:52,464 WE'LL JUST GET SOME NAILS. 699 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,066 - AND FEBREZE. 700 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,835 - OH, FELLAS, THAT SOUNDS AWFUL GOOD, 701 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,970 BUT, NO, IT'S TOO LATE, BOYS. 702 00:28:58,004 --> 00:28:59,738 I'VE ALREADY CONTACTED THE FOLKS 703 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:02,274 OVER AT SWEETWATER LAND AND ACCEPTED THEIR OFFER. 704 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,844 OLD TRIPSY, HE'S GONNA HANDLE THE LAST SHOW. 705 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,145 ME, I'M DONE. 706 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,883 - I GUESS THAT'S THAT. 707 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:16,889 - THIS LIST OF POSSIBLE SUSPECTS IS GARBAGE. 708 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:18,524 - DETECTIVES, A MOMENT. 709 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:19,992 NOW. 710 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,731 - LOOK, CHIEF, IF THIS IS ABOUT THE... 711 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,567 ALL RIGHT, CHIEF, I JUST WANT TO SAY 712 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,070 THAT I AM 100% SURE THAT YOU HAVE NO PROOF 713 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,638 WHATSOEVER THAT I HAVE DONE ANYTHING 714 00:29:32,671 --> 00:29:35,641 EVEN REMOTELY OLD SONORA-RELATED IN THE LAST TWO HOURS. 715 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:38,044 - SHERIFF BECKER WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY INVITE YOU 716 00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:39,545 INTO THE MCBAIN CASE. 717 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:41,914 - OH, THANK GOD, 'CAUSE I WAS TOTALLY LYING JUST THEN. 718 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:44,951 SHERIFF, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA? 719 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:47,686 - JUST RECEIVED THE BALLISTICS REPORT. 720 00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:49,721 THE GUYS IN OUR LAB SAID THEY'VE NEVER SEEN A SLUG 721 00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:52,524 LIKE THE ONE THEY PULLED OUT OF MCBAIN, AND... 722 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,560 WELL, I THOUGHT... 723 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:59,866 BECAUSE OF YOUR EXPERTISE WITH FIREARMS... 724 00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:04,370 MAYBE YOU COULD HELP IDENTIFY IT. 725 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:13,745 - THEY'VE NEVER SEEN A BULLET LIKE THIS 726 00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:14,881 'CAUSE IT'S OVER 100 YEARS OLD. 727 00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,551 - WHAT KIND OF A GUN USES A SLUG LIKE THAT? 728 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:24,756 - AN ORIGINAL 1873 COLT PEACEMAKER. 729 00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:34,233 - YOU SURE--YOU SURE THIS IS ALL YOU GOT, HANK? 730 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,935 I MEAN, WE'RE GOOD ON SPACE. 731 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:38,070 WE CAN GRAB YOU A WAGON WHEEL. 732 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:40,072 - OR THAT BARREL. 733 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:45,544 - HANK, I NEED TO SEE YOUR PISTOL. 734 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:46,913 - WHY DO YOU NEED TO SEE THAT? 735 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,314 - YOU DON'T THINK HANK HAD ANYTHING 736 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,581 TO DO WITH MCBAIN'S DEATH? 737 00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:51,183 DON'T BE CRAZY. COME ON. 738 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:53,585 - SHAWN, STAY OUT OF THIS. 739 00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:54,987 - YOUR GUN, HANK. 740 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:59,525 SLOWLY. 741 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,471 WHY YOU BEEN FIRING LIVE ROUNDS, HANK? 742 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:15,041 - I SAW A RAT, AND I SHOT IT. 743 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:20,812 HANK MENDEL, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF FRANK MCBAIN. 744 00:31:20,846 --> 00:31:22,148 - COME ON. 745 00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:25,684 - READ HIM HIS RIGHTS, O'HARA. 746 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,687 - YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT... 747 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,334 - WHY DO PEOPLE THAT I TRY TO HELP 748 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:44,203 USUALLY END UP GETTING ARRESTED? 749 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:46,072 - SHAWN, SOMETIMES PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE INNOCENT 750 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:47,639 TURN OUT TO BE GUILTY AND VICE VERSA. 751 00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:51,610 THE IMPORTANT THING IS, 752 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:53,712 HOW ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME GET HANK'S BLOOD OUT OF MY COUCH? 753 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:54,913 - HANK IS INNOCENT. 754 00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:57,249 - YEAH, CAN YOU PROVE IT? - NOT YET. 755 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:58,550 - YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK? 756 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,553 - NO, I JUST CAME BY FOR ONE OF YOUR INEDIBLE, 757 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,755 FAT-FREE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES. 758 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,291 YES, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. 759 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,659 - LASSITER IS SO EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN TRYING 760 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:08,860 TO SAVE THIS TOWN, YOU, 761 00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:10,896 IN TRYING TO HELP HIM, HAVE DEVELOPED SOME 762 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,398 OF THE SAME FEELINGS AND DESIRES. 763 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,001 IT'S A SIMPLE CASE OF TRANSFERENCE. 764 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,970 - YOU DON'T USE WORDS LIKE TRANSFERENCE. 765 00:32:18,004 --> 00:32:19,671 HAVE YOU BEEN SECRETLY HANGING OUT WITH MOM? 766 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:23,109 - WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DINED TOGETHER LAST WEEK. 767 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:25,944 THE POINT IS, YOUR JUDGMENT IN THIS CASE IS BEING CLOUDED 768 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:27,046 BY YOUR EMOTIONS. 769 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:28,480 - DINED TOGETHER? 770 00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:30,349 YOU'RE DAVID NIVEN NOW? THAT'S YOUR NEW THING? 771 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:31,683 - WAIT, SHAWN, LOOK. 772 00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:33,219 YOU THINK HANK IS INNOCENT, GO BACK TO OLD SONORA 773 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:34,886 AND GET YOURSELF SOME PROOF, BUT THIS TIME, 774 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,422 DON'T LOOK AT THE TOWN AS THIS MAGICAL PLACE 775 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,524 THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO LASSITER. 776 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,226 INSTEAD, LOOK AT IT FOR WHAT IT REALLY IS-- 777 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:42,961 A DUMP THAT PROBABLY ISN'T WORTH SAVING. 778 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,565 - WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR OVER AN HOUR, SHAWN. 779 00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:47,799 I NEED A BREAK. 780 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:49,368 - THERE'S GOT TO BE A LOGICAL EXPLANATION 781 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:51,003 FOR WHERE THAT HORSE AND RIDER DISAPPEARED TO. 782 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:52,238 - I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU. 783 00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:53,239 THE NEXT DIMENSION. 784 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:54,940 - REALLY, WINSTON ZEDDMORE? 785 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,275 THAT'S WHAT YOU BELIEVE, HUH? 786 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,909 - I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN TWO DAYS, SHAWN. 787 00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,311 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE. 788 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,413 [bubbles] 789 00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:02,514 WHAT? 790 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,350 WHAT DO YOU SEE? 791 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:05,884 - I'M NOT SURE. 792 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:09,188 [cracking] 793 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:10,722 [screams] 794 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:18,197 [pained whimpering and groaning] 795 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,802 I THINK I BROKE MY BACK. 796 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:24,836 AND MY NECK. 797 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:26,738 AND MY ARM. 798 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:30,276 - THAT'S NOTHING. I JUST BRUISED MY COCCYX. 799 00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:31,877 - SAY WHAT? - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 800 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,479 - I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT. 801 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,781 - WHEN I GET HOME, I'M GONNA HAVE TO RUB OIL ON MY COCCYX. 802 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,783 - OH, GUS, PLEASE. THAT'S DISGUSTING. 803 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:40,786 - WHAT? A DEEP-TISSUE MASSAGE IS DEFINITELY WHAT MY COCCYX NEEDS. 804 00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:42,188 - WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT WORD? 805 00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:45,357 - COCCYX? THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED, SHAWN. 806 00:33:45,391 --> 00:33:47,693 [groans] 807 00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:49,195 - DUDE... 808 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:53,932 THIS MUST BE A PART OF THE OLD MINE SHAFT. 809 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,501 IT'S NO WONDER IT'S NOT ON THE TOUR. 810 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,204 IT'S COMPLETELY UNAUTHENTIC. 811 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:00,072 LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THESE TOOLS. 812 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:01,407 THEY'RE ALL MODERN. 813 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,609 - IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE BEING USED. 814 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:06,145 LET ME SEE THE LIGHT. 815 00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,351 DUDE. 816 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,186 - WHA? 817 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,222 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 818 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,756 THAT'S WHAT THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT? 819 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:19,291 COPPER? 820 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,627 - THAT'S GOLD, SHAWN. 821 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,762 - OH, I GUESS THAT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE. 822 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,097 - SO I WAS RIGHT. 823 00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:27,299 OLD SONORA WAS NEVER BEING VANDALIZED. 824 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,534 AT LEAST NOT DELIBERATELY. 825 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,237 - CLEARLY, I AGREE WITH YOU. 826 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,704 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY. 827 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,506 - THE THEFT AND DAMAGE ON THE SURFACE 828 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,507 CAN BE EXPLAINED BY THE FACT 829 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,409 THAT MINING IS GOING ON UNDERGROUND. 830 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:40,078 THE STOLEN WOOD POSTS ARE BEING USED TO PROP UP THE SHAFT. 831 00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,580 THE CONTAMINATED WATER AND THE SINKHOLES 832 00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:43,882 ARE COMMON SIDE EFFECTS OF SHAFT MINING. 833 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:48,053 THE FOUL ODOR IN THE AIR IS FROM THE EXPOSED SULFUR DEPOSITS. 834 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,088 THE ONLY THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS, 835 00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:52,057 WHY WOULD A GHOST BE MINING FOR GOLD? 836 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,593 - IT WASN'T A GHOST, GUS. 837 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,762 - THEN WHO IS IT? 838 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:08,707 - DUDE, IT WAS THE OTHER GUNFIGHTER. 839 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:13,044 THAT STINKY FEET GUY. [thwack] 840 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:18,550 - THE NAME IS STINKY PETE. 841 00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:26,492 - HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HANK. 842 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:28,894 WE TESTED YOUR GUN, HANK. 843 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:31,797 IT DOESN'T MATCH THE SLUG. 844 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,665 - I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T ME, BINKY, 845 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:35,334 BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN NO MORE. 846 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,437 - HANK, I'M SO SORRY. 847 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,672 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE... 848 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:47,078 THE MURDER WEAPON'S MOST LIKELY AN IDENTICAL TWIN TO YOURS. 849 00:35:47,112 --> 00:35:52,050 - WELL, ACTUALLY, I THINK MY GUN MIGHT HAVE BEEN PART OF A SET. 850 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,519 IT WAS SO LONG AGO, 851 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:55,020 I'D FORGOTTEN. 852 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:58,690 - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO MAY HAVE THE OTHER ONE? 853 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:02,294 - AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. 854 00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:06,332 - HOW YOU DOING OVER THERE? - [sighs] 855 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:10,202 NOW I HAVE A THROBBING HEADACHE AND A THROBBING COCCYX. 856 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:12,070 WHAT? 857 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,872 - WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 858 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,941 - I'M A PSYCHIC. 859 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,844 AND I CAN SEE EVERYTHING VERY CLEARLY NOW. 860 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:21,813 JUST LIKE TRIPSY, YOU WERE ON MCBAIN'S PAYROLL. 861 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,915 AND WHEN YOU WENT LOOKING FOR SAFETY VIOLATIONS, 862 00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:26,051 YOU DECIDED TO CHECK OUT THE OLD MINE SHAFT, 863 00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:27,786 AND, AS DUMB LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, 864 00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:31,290 YOU FOUND YOURSELF A PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED VEIN OF GOLD. 865 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:35,461 WHAT'S MORE, YOU WERE THE RIDER THAT WE SAW LAST NIGHT. 866 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:36,795 [whinnying] 867 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:38,597 PULLING WOOD INTO THE ENTRANCE OF THE MINE, 868 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,266 WHICH ONLY APPEARED TO BE SEALED. 869 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:43,101 'CAUSE NEITHER HANK NOR ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT TO CHECK 870 00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:44,703 IF THE ROCKS WERE ACTUALLY REAL. 871 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:47,038 I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, PETE. 872 00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:49,775 IT WAS QUITE A NIFTY OPERATION YOU HAD GOING HERE. 873 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,243 - STILL DO. 874 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:55,547 - OOH-OOH. UNFORTUNATELY, MCBAIN GOT WHAT HE NEEDED 875 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:58,317 TO ENSURE THAT HANK WOULD FAIL THE UPCOMING SAFETY INSPECTION 876 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,419 SO OLD SONORA HAD TO CLOSE DOWN. 877 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:03,389 WHEN MCBAIN TOOK OWNERSHIP OUT OF FORECLOSURE, 878 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:05,491 IT WOULDN'T TAKE LONG FOR HIS LITTLE CONSTRUCTION CREW 879 00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:06,725 TO DISCOVER YOUR GOLD STRIKE, 880 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,026 SO TO SLOW THINGS DOWN 881 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,094 AND GIVE YOURSELF MORE TIME 882 00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:12,030 TO MINE, WELL, 883 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,799 YOU WENT AHEAD AND KILLED MCBAIN. 884 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,001 - I COULD DENY IT, 885 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:19,605 BUT THEN THERE AIN'T MUCH POINT, IS THERE? 886 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:22,040 THERE'S MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS' GOLD IN HERE. 887 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,876 - NOT ONLY ARE YOU A MURDERER, BUT YOU'RE A THIEF. 888 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,745 THIS GOLD BELONGS TO HANK, 889 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:28,647 A MAN WHO'S BEEN MORE THAN FAIR AND GENEROUS 890 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,915 WITH ALL OF HIS EMPLOYEES, 891 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,817 INCLUDING YOURSELF. 892 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:34,886 - WELL, I GUESS AFTER PLAYING A BAD GUY ALL THESE YEARS, 893 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:39,825 THE LINE BETWEEN ACTOR AND ROLE GOT KIND OF BLURRED. 894 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:43,194 - HMM. THEY SAY THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO YUL BRYNNER. 895 00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:50,569 HEY! HEY! 896 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,338 NO! 897 00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:54,205 - [coughs] 898 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:59,010 [sirens wail] 899 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:06,818 - THIS IS NOT GOOD. 900 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,561 DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 901 00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:18,730 - IT WORKED FOR TIM ROBBINS IN SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, SHAWN. 902 00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:20,666 GET BUSY LIVING OR GET BUSY DYING. 903 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:23,034 - GUS, WE DON'T HAVE YEARS TO DIG A TUNNEL. 904 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:25,303 BESIDES, IT MAKES ME MORGAN FREEMAN. 905 00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:27,072 THAT'S WEIRD. 906 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,580 WAIT A MINUTE. 907 00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:36,582 THAT'S WATER. 908 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:37,916 DUDE, GIVE ME THE PICKAXE. 909 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,054 WATCH YOURSELF. 910 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:50,195 HYAH! 911 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:54,099 YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? 912 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,235 - STOP PUSHING, SHAWN. 913 00:38:57,268 --> 00:39:00,672 - DUDE, THIS TUNNEL'S ONLY BIG ENOUGH FOR ONE PERSON. 914 00:39:13,419 --> 00:39:15,721 - PETE DILLINGHAM! 915 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:18,690 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER 916 00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,325 OF FRANK MCBAIN. 917 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:23,529 THROW YOUR WEAPON DOWN AND COME PEACEFULLY. 918 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,214 - HOW CAN YOU TELL WHICH ONE'S THE BAD GUY 919 00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:45,684 IF THEY'RE BOTH WEARING BLACK? 920 00:40:15,681 --> 00:40:18,684 - BOO. - BOO! 921 00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:19,851 BOO! 922 00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:21,019 - I'M THE GOOD GUY, 923 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:22,454 YOU TOOTHLESS HILLBILLIES. 924 00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:27,058 - [groans] 925 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,260 - THOUGH I DID JUST SHOOT THAT MAN FOR REAL, 926 00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:30,496 SO CLEAR ON OUT. 927 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,567 - WELL, THE GREAT NEWS IS, 928 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:36,702 WITH ALL THE MONEY YOU'LL MAKE 929 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:37,703 FROM SELLING GOLD, 930 00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:39,070 YOU CAN FIX UP OLD SONORA, 931 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,739 RESTORE IT TO ITS FORMER GLORY. 932 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,508 - I DON'T KNOW, BINKY. 933 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:45,076 I'VE BEEN THINKING MAYBE IT'S TIME 934 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:48,480 THIS OLD COWBOY HUNG UP HIS SPURS. 935 00:40:48,514 --> 00:40:50,415 I GUESS I COULD TAKE COMFORT 936 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,985 IN THE FACT THAT I'VE LASTED THIS LONG. 937 00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:57,122 - WELL, AND THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE FILTHY RICH. 938 00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:59,157 - WELL, THAT TOO. 939 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:00,759 - I'M GONNA MISS THIS PLACE. 940 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:04,262 HANK, YOU BEEN A DAMN GOOD FRIEND TO ME. 941 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,965 YOU'VE BEEN MORE THAN A FRIEND. 942 00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:10,468 - YEAH, THEM ARE HARD 943 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,704 TO COME BY THESE DAYS. 944 00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:14,372 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 945 00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:18,844 I GOT MYSELF A WAYWARD AND WILD WOMAN 946 00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:20,679 TO ASK TO MARRY ME. 947 00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:22,480 - WHAT? - [whistles] 948 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,887 LOOK AT THAT. 949 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,659 SHE'S ABOUT TO GIVE UP THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION. 950 00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:35,393 - SHE WAS NEVER A REAL MADAM, SHAWN. 951 00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:36,427 YOU DO KNOW THAT. 952 00:41:36,461 --> 00:41:40,065 - MM, AGREE TO DISAGREE. 953 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,600 - BY THE WAY, SPENCER, 954 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,134 YOU EVER CALL ME BINKY AGAIN, I'LL SHOOT YOU. 955 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:44,536 - UNDERSTOOD. 956 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:47,072 HOW ABOUT ONCE MORE, JUST FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE? 957 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:49,274 - NOPE. - OKAY.