1 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,837 * 2 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:06,840 [church bell tolls] 3 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,282 - UH, THANKS FOR COMING IN, HENRY. 4 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,117 - OH, OF COURSE, FATHER. OF COURSE. 5 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,885 - I JUST WANTED TO DISCUSS 6 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,653 SHAWN'S ATTITUDE IN SUNDAY SCHOOL LATELY. 7 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,355 IT SEEMS LIKE I CAN'T GET THROUGH A LECTURE 8 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:22,923 WITHOUT HIM QUESTIONING EVERY DETAIL. 9 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:26,427 TAKE THIS MORNING'S, FOR INSTANCE, ON NOAH'S ARK. 10 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,729 - I'M SORRY, DAD. BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 11 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,564 - WHAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, SHAWN? 12 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,666 - [sighs] LOTS OF THINGS. 13 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,437 LIKE IF THE ARK WAS BUILT IN THE MIDDLE EAST, 14 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:39,173 HOW DID ANIMALS LIKE THE KOALA BEAR GET TO IT? 15 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,609 - GOD HELPED THEM GET THERE USING HIS ALMIGHTY POWER. 16 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,511 - THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT, GUS. 17 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,846 - THEN WHY DIDN'T HE USE THOSE POWERS TO CREATE THE ARK? 18 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:49,016 WOULDN'T THAT BE MUCH FASTER THAN GETTING NOAH TO BUILD IT? 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,050 - NO, SHAWN. 20 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,386 BECAUSE GOD PREFERS HIS CREATIONS 21 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,754 ACCOMPLISH THINGS ON THEIR OWN. 22 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,824 - UNLESS THOSE CREATIONS HAPPEN TO BE KOALA BEARS, RIGHT? 23 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,259 - SHAWN, I THINK YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE 24 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,360 TOO HUNG UP ON THE DETAILS. 25 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,894 - AH. - REALLY? 26 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,331 YOU'VE ALWAYS TAUGHT ME THAT DETAILS ARE EVERYTHING IN LIFE. 27 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:04,798 - YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT, SON. 28 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:07,067 - HOW'D THEY KEEP ALL THE LIONS FROM EATING ALL THE ZEBRAS? 29 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:09,069 DON'T YOU THINK THAT THE SEVEN LIONS WOULD HAVE GONE 30 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:11,672 THROUGH AT LEAST SEVEN ZEBRAS BY THEN? 31 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,210 - [sighs] 32 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:19,680 - THEY--THEY COULD HAVE EASILY EATEN SEVEN ZEBRAS BY THEN. 33 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,915 LIONS EAT CLOSE TO 5,000 POUNDS OF MEAT A YEAR. 34 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,617 - AH. 35 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:26,086 - WHY DON'T WE BREAK THIS DOWN? WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? 36 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,223 WE'VE GOT NOAH, WE GOT A BOATLOAD FULL OF ANIMALS. 37 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,458 WHAT WOULD BE HIS M.O.? 38 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,226 - THIS IS NOT A DETECTIVE CASE, HENRY. 39 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,162 THIS IS-- 40 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,363 HAVE YOU TWO EVER CONSIDERED 41 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,198 VISITING THE METHODIST CHURCH DOWN THE STREET? 42 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,499 IT'S QUITE NICE. 43 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:55,616 [labored breathing] 44 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,424 - AGATHA! 45 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,470 AGATHA, WAIT! - GET AWAY! 46 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:18,239 GET--STAY, STAY BACK! 47 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,410 NO, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER TO ME. 48 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:24,212 STAY BACK. 49 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,914 [cries] 50 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,048 - AGATHA, COME DOWN. 51 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,950 I WANNA HELP YOU. 52 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,952 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AGATHA. 53 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,791 AGATHA! 54 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,568 [cries] 55 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,783 [church bell tolls] 56 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,828 [camera clicks] 57 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,274 - HOW COME YOU'RE SO QUIET? 58 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,608 - 'CAUSE I'M MAD AT YOU. 59 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,209 - WHAT? HOW COME? 60 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:30,778 - HOW COME? REALLY? 61 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,680 DOES THIS CONVERSATION SOUND FAMILIAR? 62 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,847 RING, RING. 63 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,883 "HEY, GUS, YOU WANNA GO TO THE BEACH TODAY?" 64 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,851 "AH, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA CHECK OUT 65 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,853 THAT JUMPER OVER AT SAINT ATTALUS?" 66 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,222 "NAW, IT SOUNDS LIKE A STRAIGHTFORWARD SUICIDE TO ME. 67 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:43,357 ARE YOU PEEING?" 68 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,092 "NO, SHAWN, I'M DOING THE DISHES." 69 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,894 "OH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PEEING, EXCUSE ME." 70 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,128 - THE NOZZLE WAS ON SPRAY MODE. 71 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,530 AND SHAWN, I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT. 72 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,164 - "SHAWN, MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP BY 73 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:52,866 "SAINT ATTALUS JUST TO BE SURE. 74 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,602 BESIDES, THERE'LL BE ALL KINDS OF HOTTIES 75 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,704 RUNNING AROUND IN CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORMS." 76 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,038 WHAT? 77 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,540 QUESTION... 78 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,041 WHERE ARE ALL THE GIRLS 79 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,943 IN THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORMS, GUS? 80 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,177 - THERE'S ONE RIGHT OVER THERE. 81 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,646 - NO, THAT IS A MALE BAGPIPER. 82 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,080 WHY IS THIS CASE SO IMPORTANT TO YOU? 83 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,482 - IT HAPPENS TO BE INTRIGUING TO ME. 84 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:11,552 BESIDES, I'M HERE TO SEE AN OLD FRIEND. 85 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,788 - BURTON GUSTER, YOU RANDY LITTLE SPANIEL. 86 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,924 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO? 87 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,459 DUDE, YOU KNOW I LOVE PLAYING WINGMAN. 88 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,660 JUST POINT HER OUT, 89 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,994 WE'LL GET THIS PARTY STARTED... 90 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,095 * TONIGHT 91 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,436 FATHER WESTLEY? 92 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,371 - HELLO, GUS. 93 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,640 - SCRATCH THE WINGMAN THING, MAN, I'M OUT. 94 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,875 - THANKS FOR COMING. - OH, OF COURSE. 95 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,209 - BEEN A LONG TIME. - YES, IT HAS. 96 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,512 YOU REMEMBER SHAWN SPENCER, DON'T YOU? 97 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:41,014 - HOW COULD I FORGET? HE'S MY FAVORITE LITTLE SKEPTIC. 98 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,215 - THAT'S WHY MY FRIENDS CALL ME "SKEPTY". 99 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:43,651 - NO THEY DON'T. - THEY WILL. 100 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,919 - I WAS SO HAPPY TO HEAR WHEN YOU MOVED BACK TO SANTA BARBARA. 101 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,187 - WELL, YOU AND I BOTH. 102 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,989 YOU KNOW, I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDST OF SHOVELING 103 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,091 FIVE INCHES OF SNOW OFF MY DRIVEWAY IN BUFFALO. 104 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,861 WHEN I GOT THE CALL OFFERING ME THE POSITION HERE. 105 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,565 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE BECOME DETECTIVES. 106 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,266 - PSYCHIC DETECTIVES TO BE EXACT. 107 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,102 - ACTUALLY, HE'S THE PSYCHIC, I'M A PHARMACEUTICAL SALESMAN. 108 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,937 - WE ALSO DO COMMERCIAL JINGLES. - NO, WE DON'T. 109 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:04,938 - WE WILL. 110 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:08,576 * BOOM BOOM BOOM MUFFINS * 111 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:11,545 - THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 112 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,780 - THANKS, I MADE IT UP JUST NOW. 113 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,281 - NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DETECTIVE THING. 114 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,416 - THAT TOO. 115 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,984 - OKAY, CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE TRAGEDY 116 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,318 THAT OCCURRED HERE LAST NIGHT? 117 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,887 - IF YOU TWO DON'T MIND, WE'RE ASKING QUESTIONS. 118 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,321 - IF ONE OF THEM IS, 119 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:23,724 "DO THE FEMALE STUDENTS WEAR CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORMS?" 120 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,859 THE ANSWER TO THAT IS NO. - STAY. 121 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,628 FATHER. 122 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,431 - WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE DECEASED? 123 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,466 - AGATHA WAS A MODEL STUDENT. 124 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,735 HARD-WORKING, WELL-LIKED, OUTGOING. 125 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,770 THEN ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO SOMETHING CHANGED. 126 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,907 SHE BECAME EXTREMELY SHORT TEMPERED, EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE. 127 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:40,941 ALMOST MANIC. 128 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,643 NONE OF US KNEW WHAT IT WAS. 129 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,512 THERE WAS NO HISTORY OF MENTAL ILLNESS 130 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,980 AND HER FRIENDS SAY SHE NEVER TOUCHED DRUGS OR ALCOHOL. 131 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,182 - WAS SHE A FAN OF THE GAME GRAND THEFT AUTO? 132 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,351 I KNOW WHEN I PLAY, I BECOME RAVING MAD, 133 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:52,553 FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. 134 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,754 - I HAD TO TASER HIM ONCE. 135 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,556 - WHICH I STILL FEEL WAS EXCESSIVE. 136 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,725 - ST. ATTALUS DOESN'T ALLOW VIDEO GAMES. 137 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,193 - THEY DON'T ALLOW CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORMS, EITHER. 138 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,695 - WILL YOU LET THAT GO? - NO, I WILL NOT. 139 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,664 - WILL YOU JUST STOP IT? 140 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,932 EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT. 141 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,033 DETECTIVE... - MM-HMM? 142 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:07,401 - YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? - WHAT? 143 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:10,003 - I THINK SHE WAS-- - YOU'RE WRONG. 144 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,405 I'M SORRY, I JUMPED THE GUN ON THAT. 145 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,874 PLEASE CONTINUE. 146 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,677 - I THINK SHE WAS MURDERED. - ARE YOU FINISHED? 147 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,111 - YES. - YOU'RE WRONG. 148 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,781 MY SENSES ARE TELLING ME THAT THIS GIRL COMMITTED SUICIDE. 149 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,684 - WELL YOU CAN TELL YOUR SENSES TO KISS MY SWEET-- 150 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:29,457 LOVE BISCUITS. 151 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,060 - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU MADE THAT ANY LESS OFFENSIVE. 152 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,463 - LOOK, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD HERE. 153 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,364 I MEAN, A GIRL LIKE AGATHA DOESN'T JUST RANDOMLY 154 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,466 GO NUTS AND KILL HERSELF. 155 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,733 THERE HAS TO BE AN EXPLANATION. 156 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:42,836 - I HAVE ONE. - NOW IS NOT THE TIME, PETER. 157 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,037 - NO, NO. 158 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,373 IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY. 159 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,480 - SHE WAS POSSESSED. 160 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:01,088 - I GUESS MY VIDEO GAME THEORY 161 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,457 ISN'T LOOKING SO STUPID RIGHT NOW. 162 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:08,395 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 163 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,429 * 164 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:11,131 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 165 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,933 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 166 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,535 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 167 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,369 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 168 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:17,705 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 169 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,339 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 170 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,208 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 171 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,544 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 172 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:26,580 * 173 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,355 - SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 174 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,024 YOU THINK THAT SHE WAS POSSESSED? 175 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,059 AS IN FLOATING ABOVE THE BED, HEAD SPINNING, 176 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,628 PUKES UP ON THE WALL, THAT SORT OF THING? 177 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,663 - THAT'S THE HOLLYWOOD VERSION. 178 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,297 THE REAL LIFE SIGNS OF POSSESSION 179 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:46,066 ARE OFTEN MORE SUBTLE THAN THAT. 180 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,568 - THOUGH THERE HAVE BEEN SOME REPORTS 181 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,603 OF LEVITATION IN EXORCISMS. - THAT'S TRUE. 182 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,238 - YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE FATHER WESTLEY, 183 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,806 HE COMES FROM AN ERA OF THE CHURCH 184 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,908 WHERE SUCH BELIEFS WERE MORE WIDELY ACCEPTED. 185 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,410 TODAY THE MAJORITY OF US VIEW THE CONCEPT 186 00:07:57,444 --> 00:08:00,514 OF DEMONIC POSSESSION TO BE A LITTLE FAR-FETCHED. 187 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,315 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 188 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:05,352 FATHER, YOU SHOULD COME AS WELL. 189 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,487 - I'M SPEAKING THE TRUTH, GUS. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. 190 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,657 I DON'T ARRIVE AT SUCH CONCLUSIONS EASILY. 191 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,424 - FATHER WESTLEY. - YES. 192 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,326 [phone rings] 193 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,796 - LASSITER. 194 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,364 - YOU HAVE A LITTLE SHIVER OVER THERE, JULES? 195 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,499 - NO, IT'S ALL THIS TALK OF DEVIL AND POSSESSION. 196 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,601 I DON'T SCARE EASILY, 197 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,235 BUT THAT STUFF MAKES ME SHAKE IN MY BOOTS. 198 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:23,771 - I'M TALKING TO VICK, SHE WANTS TO KNOW 199 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,105 IF YOU TWO DOPES ARE ON THE CASE. 200 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,307 - WELL, LASSIE, MY FRIEND, I'M AFRAID THE ANSWER 201 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,342 IS A BIG FAT-- - YES. 202 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,679 - AND BY YES, HE MEANS-- - ABSOLUTELY. 203 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,046 - MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU 204 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,848 IN THE "STOP OPENLY CONTRADICTING ME" ROOM, PLEASE? 205 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,050 - YOU CAN TELL HER WE'LL TAKE IT. 206 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,418 WHAT? 207 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,553 - SINCE WHEN DO YOU ACCEPT A CASE 208 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:40,888 WITHOUT RUNNING IT BY YOUR PARTNER? 209 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:43,190 - YOU DO IT EVERY WEEK. - OH, SO THAT MAKES IT RIGHT? 210 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,194 - SHAWN, I KNOW WHO KILLED THAT GIRL. 211 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,662 - WHO? 212 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,798 - [whispers] THE DEVIL. 213 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:54,968 - SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING... 214 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,336 IF WE END UP CATCHING THE DEVIL, 215 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,438 AND HE STARTS ACTING ALL DEVILY, 216 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,940 I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 217 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,374 FIRST, I'LL BUY A FIDDLE, 218 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,677 PLAY A QUICK TUNE SO HE UNDERESTIMATES MY ABILITY, 219 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,746 AND THEN I'LL CHALLENGE HIM TO A WAGER-- 220 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,280 HE WINS, HE GETS MY SOUL. 221 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:08,882 I WIN, WE GET HIS COOPERATION. 222 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:09,983 - ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. 223 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,384 YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN POSSESSIONS. 224 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:12,853 - OH, BUT I DO. 225 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:17,424 ESPECIALLY AFTER I SAW THIS POLICE SKETCH OF THE SUSPECT. 226 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,893 LAST SEEN AT THE LOCAL CANNED HAM FACTORY. 227 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,929 - HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO DRAW THAT? 228 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,197 - A GOOD HALF HOUR, BUT I THINK IT SOLD MY POINT. 229 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,134 - LOOK, I KNOW FATHER WESTLEY'S THEORY IS KIND OF CRAZY. 230 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,336 BUT IF HE BELIEVES IT, THEN I NEED TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. 231 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,904 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOOK UP TO HIM. 232 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,372 - I LOOK UP TO BRETT FAVRE. 233 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,441 IT DOESN'T MEAN I BELIEVE EVERYTHING HE SAYS. 234 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:35,909 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A BAD EXAMPLE. 235 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,745 IT'S THOSE TEARFUL PRESS CONFERENCES, MAN. 236 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:38,979 THEY GET ME EVERY TIME. 237 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,614 - LOOK, I JUST WANNA AT LEAST LOOK INTO IT. 238 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,549 - BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN HAVE YOUR BACK ON THIS, GUS. 239 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,652 - I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I WANNA BE THE LEAD INVESTIGATOR. 240 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:45,886 - SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE TITLES? 241 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,655 - SINCE YOU ORDERED BUSINESS CARDS THAT SAY, 242 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,456 "SHAWN SPENCER, LEAD INVESTIGATOR." 243 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:50,724 - NO, SILLY. 244 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,726 IT'S "LEAD-- LEAD INVESTIGATORS." 245 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,261 A BUSINESS I WAS THINKING OF STARTING 246 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,796 AFTER WE WATCHED ERIN BROCKOVICH. 247 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,564 - SHAWN. - OKAY...FINE. 248 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,299 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE THE LEAD. 249 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,634 - THANK YOU. - I'M IN THE BACK SEAT. 250 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,269 - THANK YOU. 251 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,336 [knocking] 252 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,905 - YEAH, COME IN. 253 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,041 AH! 254 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,109 COME ON IN, BOYS. 255 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,410 [laughing] 256 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:15,649 HEY...LET ME GET ANOTHER LOOK AT YOU TWO, HUH? 257 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,017 YOU TWO HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. 258 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:21,755 [laughing] HAVE A SEAT, BOYS. 259 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:24,424 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR EARLIER ON. 260 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,693 YOU KNOW, FATHER BARD, 261 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,795 LIKE A LOT OF THE YOUNGER MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH 262 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,230 ISN'T VERY TOLERANT TOWARDS VIEWS 263 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,531 THAT HE DOESN'T AGREE WITH. 264 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,366 - I ACTUALLY WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT. 265 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,467 WHAT WAS IT ABOUT AGATHA 266 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,836 THAT MADE YOU THINK SHE WAS POSSESSED? 267 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,706 - WELL, HER EXTREME CHANGE OF PERSONALITY FOR ONE. 268 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,709 AND THAT, COUPLED WITH THE FACT THAT I LEARNED 269 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,344 THAT SHE'D BEEN DABBLING IN THE OCCULT. 270 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,746 ACCORDING TO A FRIEND, SHE HAD BEEN 271 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:49,016 CONDUCTING SEANCES AND USING OUIJA BOARDS. 272 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,451 BOTH OF WHICH CAN BE USED AS CALLING CARDS 273 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,921 OF SORTS FOR DEMONIC SPIRITS. 274 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,255 - JUST FOR THE RECORD, FATHER, 275 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,691 I USE OUIJA BOARDS ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS A KID. 276 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:01,695 AND NEVER ONCE WAS I POS--AHH. 277 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:05,098 YOU'RE GONNA DIE UP THERE. 278 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,934 [laughs] 279 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,169 COME ON, MAN, IT'S A LINE FROM THE MOVIE. 280 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,371 - IF YOU THOUGHT THAT AGATHA WAS POSSESSED, 281 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,206 WHY DIDN'T YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE PERFORM AN EXORCISM? 282 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,008 - BELIEVE ME, I TRIED. 283 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:18,211 BUT I HAD TO GET THE APPROVAL OF THE HEADMASTER 284 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,613 WHO HAPPENS TO BE FATHER BARD. 285 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,083 AND HE SAID NO, OF COURSE. 286 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,019 I THINK I COULD HAVE PREVENTED HER DEATH. 287 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,388 - THAT'S AN INTERESTING THEORY, FATHER. 288 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,990 BUT ISN'T IT POSSIBLE... - BACK SEAT. 289 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,225 - AGATHA WAS JUST A VERY DISTURBED YOUNG GIRL? 290 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,227 - [whispers] BACK SEAT. - SHAWN, BELIEVE ME, 291 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,764 I'VE DEALT WITH ENOUGH DISTURBED PEOPLE TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 292 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:40,100 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND HOW THIS MAY SEEM A BIT ILLOGICAL TO YOU, 293 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,870 BUT TRUST ME, POSSESSIONS ARE REAL. 294 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,504 THEY'RE REAL. 295 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,774 I CAN PERSONALLY ATTEST TO IT. 296 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,188 - * BOOM BOOM BOOM... THIS THING * 297 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,756 COME ON. 298 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,225 LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY TO BAIL ON THE POSSESSED THEORY, 299 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,960 BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE A REAL IDEA 300 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,395 FOR WHY AGATHA WAS ACTING CRAZY. 301 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,797 - THERE WILL BE NO BAILING, SHAWN. 302 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,299 I JUST FOUND THESE ARTICLES ONLINE ABOUT FATHER WESTLEY. 303 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,767 DID YOU KNOW HE'S ONE OF THE FOREMOST EXPERTS 304 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,535 ON DEMONIC POSSESSION IN THE UNITED STATES? 305 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,772 HE PERFORMED A BUNCH OF HIGH PROFILE EXORCISMS IN THE '70s, 306 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,374 INCLUDING THIS ONE IN PERU, WHICH LASTED OVER A MONTH. 307 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,376 I REMEMBER READING ABOUT IT AS A KID. 308 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,946 - IN WHAT? THIS NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED MAGAZINE? 309 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,816 - YOU MOCK, BUT CHECK THIS OUT. 310 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,583 BOOM. AGATHA'S PAGE. 311 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,685 - YOU FRIENDED A DEAD PERSON. 312 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,254 - NO, I FIGURED OUT HER PASSWORD AND LOGGED ON. 313 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,755 - OH, LET ME GUESS. 314 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,891 UH, SHE'S KIND OF GOTHY, SO IT'S PROBABLY SOMETHING 315 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,193 LIKE "BAUHAUS" OR "SIOUXSIE" WITH AN "X." 316 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,095 - HER BIRTHDAY. - NO, THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS. 317 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,196 "BJORK"? 318 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,764 - THE PASSWORD IS HER BIRTHDAY, SHAWN. 319 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,599 - OH, GOOD ON YOU FOR KNOWING BJORK'S BIRTHDAY. 320 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,369 - HER OWN BIRTHDAY. WILL YOU CHECK THIS OUT? 321 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,471 LOOK AT HER STATUS UPDATES FROM THREE WEEKS AGO. 322 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,873 NOTICE HOW THEY'RE ALL CHEERY? 323 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,808 "AGATHA IS LOVING SANTA BARBARA RIGHT NOW." 324 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,243 "AGATHA JUST PLAYED WITH THE CUTEST PUPPY." 325 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,879 - I BET IT WAS A LABRADOODLE. - YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. 326 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,314 LOOK HERE NOW, THE NEXT DAY, THEY COMPLETELY CHANGE. 327 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,116 "AGATHA IS OVER EVERYBODY! 328 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,118 AGATHA JUST WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE." 329 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,420 THAT IS WHEN SHE BECAME POSSESSED. 330 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,991 - OR...MAY I GO NOW? - GO AHEAD. 331 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,559 - OR, THAT IS PRECISELY WHEN SHE STARTED 332 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,327 HAVING MAN TROUBLE, COME ON, GUS. 333 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,595 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SHAWN? 334 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,964 - [sighs] SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATSHIRT 335 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,431 THAT WAS AT LEAST A DOUBLE XL. 336 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,700 THAT MEANS SHE EITHER SPENT A FEW HOURS IN ONE 337 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,570 OF THOSE CARTOON STEAM BOXES THAT SHRINKS YOU A FEW SIZES, 338 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,438 OR IT BELONGED TO HER BOYFRIEND. 339 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,841 SO WHY DON'T WE CHECK HER PHOTOS AND FIND OUT? 340 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,176 - GO AHEAD. 341 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,279 - MAN, HOW COME EVERY GIRL POSTS, LIKE, 342 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,014 A MILLION PHOTOS ONLINE OF HER AND FRIENDS 343 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,183 POSING CHEEK TO CHEEK? IT'S SO LAME. 344 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,052 - SAYS THE GUY WHO HAS THAT ON HIS DESK. 345 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,621 - IT'S NOT POSTED ONLINE, GUS. 346 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,556 YET. 347 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:47,027 BORING. BORING. BOOM. 348 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,362 I GIVE YOU AGATHA'S BOYFRIEND. 349 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,830 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SMOOCHIE? 350 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,299 WELL, HELLO, CAMERON. 351 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,634 - WE DON'T KNOW THAT THEY WERE HAVING TROUBLE, SHAWN. 352 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,569 - OH, REALLY? [sighs] 353 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,138 WEDNESDAY, THE 5TH: 354 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,340 "AGATHA IS PISSY AT HER BOYFRIEND." 355 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,510 THE 9TH: "AGATHA'S TIRED OF ALL THE DRAMA." 356 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:07,047 AND THE 14TH: "AGATHA IS NOW SINGLE." 357 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,149 - THAT LAST ONE WAS TWO DAYS BEFORE SHE DIED. 358 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,583 - I'LL GIVE YOU TWO POSSIBLE SCENARIOS. 359 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,085 ONE, CAMERON DUMPED AGATHA, 360 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,954 AND SHE THREW HERSELF OFF A BUILDING IN DESPAIR. 361 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,689 OR TWO, AGATHA DUMPED CAMERON, 362 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,059 HE PUSHED HER OFF THE BUILDING IN A FIT OF RAGE. 363 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,261 BOTH OF WHICH ARE FAR MORE PLAUSIBLE 364 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,364 THAN THE DEVIL GOING DOWN TO SANTA BARBARA. 365 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,798 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 366 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,001 - WE ARE GOING TO TALK TO CAMERON. 367 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,602 I'M GOING TO CRACK THIS THING, GUS. 368 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,572 BUT FIRST I'M GONNA NEED MY LEAD INVESTIGATOR TITLE BACK. 369 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,207 [squishing sounds] THANK YOU. 370 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,943 - SHAWN. 371 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,548 [knocking] 372 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,849 - UH, WHAT WAS HER MAJOR? 373 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,153 - IT'S CHRISTIAN STUDIES. - CHRISTIAN STUDIES. 374 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,587 - UNBELIEVABLE. 375 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,856 LASSIE HAS NOW BEATEN US TO A SUSPECT. 376 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,591 I'M AFRAID HISTORY WILL NOT LOOK TOO KINDLY 377 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,027 ON YOUR TENURE AS LEAD INVESTIGATOR. 378 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,396 HEY, KIDS, WHAT DID WE MISS? 379 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,565 - THIS IS AGATHA'S EX-BOYFRIEND. 380 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,733 - LET ME GUESS. YOUR NAME IS CAMERON. 381 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,002 - THAT'S RIGHT. 382 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,236 - YOU GUYS BROKE UP TWO DAYS AGO. 383 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,438 - WOW. - AND YOU WEIGH A SOLID 225. 384 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,740 - YOU'RE ABOUT 50 POUNDS OFF. 385 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,176 - I GOT GREEDY. 386 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,910 - GOSH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE BREAKUP. 387 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,779 THOSE CAN BE TOUGH. 388 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,348 LET ME GUESS, YOU DUMPED HER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T ACCEPT IT? 389 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,952 - NO, AGATHA WAS THE ONE THAT BROKE UP WITH ME. 390 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,554 I WAS WILLING TO MAKE IT WORK. 391 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,057 - WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT WHEN SHE JUMPED? 392 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,926 - I WAS IN THE DESERT AT BURNING MAN. 393 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,428 - I HOPE YOU CAN PROVE THAT, BUDDY. 394 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,570 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS GOT THIS ONE COVERED. 395 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,572 GUS AND I ARE GOING TO THROW BACK A COUPLE SHOTS 396 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,142 AND HIT THE CONFESSIONAL BOOTH. 397 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,012 - THE DUDE'S ALIBI IS GOOD. 398 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,746 THERE WAS A BACKPACK AND SHOES IN THE CORNER 399 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,315 COVERED IN SAND FROM BURNING MAN. 400 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,850 - EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE GRIEF COUNSELORS? 401 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,686 - YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT WE ARE, MARY. 402 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,755 - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS MY NAME? 403 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,357 - JUST A HUNCH. 404 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,691 - UM, HOW'S CAMERON DOING? 405 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,160 WE'RE ALL REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 406 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,095 - OH, IT'S TOUGH. YOU KNOW, HE'S HANGING IN THERE. 407 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,497 I THINK HE'LL FEEL MUCH BETTER ONCE THE MEDICATION KICKS IN. 408 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,933 - HE'S ON MEDICATION? - NO, I AM. 409 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,401 JUST AN ANTACID. - [giggles] 410 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,403 - IS THERE ANYONE ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF WHO'S TAKING 411 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,739 THE NEWS OF AGATHA'S DEATH PARTICULARLY HARD? 412 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,175 FAMILY OR CLOSE FRIENDS? 413 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,746 - WELL, YOU KNOW ABOUT LUCY, DON'T YOU? 414 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:20,813 - YES, OF COURSE. 415 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,516 SHE CHARGES, WHAT, FIVE CENTS FOR PSYCHIATRIC HELP. 416 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,519 AND IF SHE EVER ASKS YOU TO KICK A FOOTBALL, YOU SAY NO. 417 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,055 - HE'S SAYING WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT LUCY. 418 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,357 - SHE WAS ONE OF AGATHA'S BEST FRIENDS. 419 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,425 SHE SAW THE WHOLE THING. 420 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,694 AGATHA DIED IN HER ARMS. 421 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,729 - REALLY? 422 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,066 YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE 423 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,634 WE COULD FIND THIS LUCY, WOULD YOU? 424 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,353 - YES? - HELLO, MRS. RYAN. 425 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,090 MY NAME IS SHAWN, THIS IS SHAWN--NO RELATION-- 426 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,092 WE'RE GRIEF COUNSELORS FROM THE SCHOOL. 427 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,394 - OH, THANK GOD. PLEASE COME IN. 428 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,629 - SHAWN. 429 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,834 - I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST ANOTHER PAIR OF DETECTIVES. 430 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,204 - OH, THERE WERE DETECTIVES HERE EARLIER? 431 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,173 - YES, TWO BY THE NAME O'HARA AND LASSITER. 432 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,941 - DUDE, YOU'RE ON FIRE. 433 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,977 - THEY DIDN'T GET MUCH. LUCY WAS REALLY WITHDRAWN. 434 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,614 YOU TWO COULDN'T HAVE COME AT A BETTER TIME. 435 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,117 IT'S LIKE SHE'S A SHELL OF HER FORMER SELF. 436 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,752 DO YOU THINK SHE HAS PTSD? 437 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,654 - I'M AFRAID THIS IS FAR MORE SERIOUS 438 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,923 THAN A MERE MENSTRUAL ISSUE. 439 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:40,093 - IT COULD BE POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER. 440 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,429 BUT WE WON'T KNOW FOR SURE UNTIL WE TALK WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. 441 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,763 - IN PRIVATE, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 442 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,166 - OF COURSE. PLEASE, GO ON UP-- 443 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,902 HER ROOM IS THE FIRST LEFT AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS. 444 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,238 CAN I GET EITHER OF YOU SOMETHING? 445 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,507 - YES, A DIET COKE, SOME GARLIC HUMMUS, 446 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,143 AND THE NEW TV GUIDE, IF YOU HAVE IT. 447 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:37,016 - MRS. RYAN, IS YOUR DAUGHTER BY ANY CHANCE AN EXPERT YOGI? 448 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,320 - OR AN OLYMPIC GYMNAST, PERHAPS? 449 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,156 - NO, WHY? 450 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,193 - THERE'S NO PARTICULAR REASON. 451 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,335 HEY, LUCY. 452 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,305 THAT WAS SOME PRETTY SWEET SPIDER WALKING. 453 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,508 WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD SHED SOME LIGHT ON 454 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,243 ON WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. 455 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,077 - DIE. 456 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:08,748 - YES, WE HEARD YOU LOST YOUR BEST FRIEND. 457 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,683 THAT'S TERRIBLE. WE'RE SO SORRY. 458 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,052 - NO, BOTH OF YOU-- DIE. 459 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,023 - DUDE, THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT GIRL. 460 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,192 - SHE JUST SAW HER BEST FRIEND KILL HERSELF, GUS. 461 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,627 IMAGINE HOW YOU'D BE IF YOU SAW ME 462 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,795 TORN APART BY A PRIDE OF ANGRY LIONS. 463 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,597 WHICH REMINDS ME, I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS 464 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,633 ABOUT OUR SPRING SAFARI TRIP. - HEAR ME OUT. 465 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,435 AGATHA JUMPED OFF THE BUILDING TO KILL HERSELF 466 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,902 AND THE DEMON THAT WAS INSIDE OF HER. 467 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,338 BUT RIGHT BEFORE SHE DIED, 468 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,673 THE DEMON TRANSFERRED OUT OF HER AND INTO LUCY. 469 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,174 JUST LIKE IN THE EXORCIST. 470 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,676 - DO YOU REALIZE YOU'RE BASING THIS ON A FICTIONAL MOVIE? 471 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,212 - YOU ONCE TRIED TO SOLVE A CASE USING THE MOVIE PRETTY IN PINK. 472 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,347 - THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, 473 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,283 PRETTY IN PINK IS MORE OF A DOCU-DRAMA. 474 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,619 ALL RIGHT, FINE, LET'S SAY SHE IS POSSESSED. 475 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,255 HOW COME SHE ISN'T PROJECTILE VOMITING 476 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,323 AND SPOUTING STUFF IN LANGUAGES SHE DOESN'T KNOW? 477 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,759 - JEDEN TAG TRIFFST DU 478 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,963 ENTSCHEIDUNGEN DIE DEIN LEBEN VERANDERN KONNEN! 479 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,999 - YOU MEAN LIKE THAT? 480 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:08,007 - MRS. RYAN, HOW MANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES 481 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,409 DOES YOUR DAUGHTER SPEAK? 482 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,643 - JUST FRENCH, WHY? 483 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,246 - BOOM! IN YOUR FUDGE. 484 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,348 - SHE WAS SPEAKING GERMAN. - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 485 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,150 - I WENT TO COLLEGE. - [wailing] 486 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,520 - LUCY! LUCY, PLEASE CALM DOWN. 487 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,355 - JUST ADMIT IT, THE ONLY REASON 488 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,090 WHY YOU WON'T ACCEPT POSSESSION AS A REAL POSSIBILITY 489 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,925 IS BECAUSE FATHER WESTLEY CAME UP WITH IT. 490 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,260 YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIM. 491 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,061 - I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FATHER WESTLEY. 492 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,430 HE HAS A PROBLEM WITH ME. 493 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,865 BECAUSE I HAVE THE ABILITY TO SEE THINGS MORE THAN ONE WAY. 494 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,267 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 495 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,068 YOU CLEARLY CAN'T SEE THINGS OBJECTIVELY RIGHT NOW. 496 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,571 THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING BACK OVER AS LEAD INVESTIGATOR. 497 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,809 [imitating machinery] SORRY, BUDDY. 498 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,511 ONLY ONE TITLE SWITCH PER INVESTIGATION. 499 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,046 IT'S IN THE FINE PRINT ON THE BACK OF MY BUSINESS CARD. 500 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,450 [chuckles] COME ON, CHILL OUT, MAN. 501 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,784 I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 502 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:52,852 - DON'T PUNCH ME, SHAWN. 503 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:53,986 - OW! 504 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,188 THAT WAS WAY HARDER. - WELL. 505 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,357 - OH, YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 506 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,691 - COME ON. 507 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,126 - YOU WANNA DO THIS RIGHT NOW? - COME ON. 508 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,694 - COME ON, BABY GIRL. - COME ON, COME ON. 509 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,398 - EXCUSE ME! 510 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,167 WHAT KIND OF GRIEF COUNSELORS ARE YOU? 511 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,370 - WE'RE VERY PROGRESSIVE. 512 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,605 THIS IS AN EXERCISE THAT WE DO. 513 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,174 IT HELPS US EMPATHIZE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER'S PAIN. 514 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,978 - RIGHT, WATCH. - UGH. 515 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,116 I'M NOW GOING TO TURN THINGS OVER 516 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,286 TO THE LEAD GRIEF COUNSELOR, SHAWN. 517 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,956 [whispering] YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 518 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:38,064 [sports on television] 519 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,701 - ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S IS IT? WHERE IS MY XBOX? 520 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,336 WHERE IS IT? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT 521 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,338 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, SHAWN. 522 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,907 - DAD, THIS IS NOT THE DAY TO MESS WITH ME. 523 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,342 I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT. 524 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,877 AH-HA! 525 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,013 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE IT FROM ME. 526 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,648 - I PREFER THE TERM "REPOSSESSED," 527 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,083 IN THAT YOU RENEGED ON OUR DEAL. 528 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,851 - I PAINTED YOUR HOUSE, JUST LIKE WE AGREED. 529 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,788 MINUS THE SPOTS BEHIND THE BUSHES THAT NO ONE EVER SEES, 530 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,223 AND THE WINDOWS, AND OF COURSE, THE ENTIRE BACK. 531 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,225 - THAT THING STAYS HERE UNTIL YOU'RE FINISHED. 532 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,427 END OF STORY. 533 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:13,400 OH, LET ME GUESS. RELATIONSHIP TROUBLE? 534 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:16,503 - YEAH. I HATE IT WHEN WE FIGHT. 535 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,270 - I'M SURE SHE FEELS THE SAME WAY. 536 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,540 - I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ABIGAIL, I MEAN GUS. 537 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,875 - SO AM I. - I WAS REALLY STARTING TO MAKE 538 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,644 SOME PROGRESS ON THIS CASE WE'RE WORKING ON, 539 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,980 AND HE REFUSES TO LET GO OF THIS RIDICULOUS THEORY THAT HE HAS. 540 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:32,819 - SHAWN, DO YOU REMEMBER MY EX-PARTNER, STEVIE? 541 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,387 THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME WHEN STEVIE WAS CONVINCED 542 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,589 THAT A RASH OF BREAK-INS WAS BEING COMMITTED BY 543 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,425 AN APE WHO HAD ESCAPED FROM THE LOCAL ZOO. 544 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,827 NOW OF COURSE, I THOUGHT HE HAD LOST HIS MIND. 545 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,595 BUT I WENT DOWN THE ROAD WITH HIM ON IT. 546 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,931 AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE A GOOD MOVE, YOU KNOW WHY? 547 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,298 - I DON'T KNOW. HEADLINES? 548 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,868 "COPS STOP MONKEY BUSINESS: CRIMINALS GO BANANAS"? 549 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,537 - I'M TRYING TO MAKE A POINT HERE. 550 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,439 THE POINT IS IT TURNED OUT TO BE A GOOD MOVE 551 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,574 BECAUSE FROM THAT POINT ON 552 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:58,177 STEVIE ALWAYS SUPPORTED MY IDEAS. 553 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,447 YOU GET YOUR PARTNER'S BACK, SHAWN. 554 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,416 EVEN IF IT MEANS PUTTING YOUR DOUBTS ASIDE FOR A MINUTE. 555 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:14,326 [knocking] 556 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:16,963 - [sighs] 557 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,197 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 558 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,399 - I CAME BACK TO HELP MY PARTNER. 559 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:22,301 - THANKS, BUDDY. 560 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,871 BUT I ALREADY CALLED SOMEONE. 561 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,739 - WHO? 562 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:31,978 [The Exorcist Theme] 563 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,688 - I APPRECIATE YOU KEEPING AN OPEN MIND ABOUT THIS. 564 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,022 - NO PROBLEM, BUDDY. 565 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,524 NOW TELL ME IF, UH, 566 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,292 THIS GIRL TURNS OUT TO BE POSSESSED 567 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:47,827 AND THE WHOLE EXORCISM THING WORKS-- 568 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,996 WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US, AS FAR AS THE CASE GOES? 569 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,465 - IT'S OVER, WE KNOW WHY AGATHA KILLED HERSELF. 570 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:57,336 - RIGHT. NOW WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK-- 571 00:23:57,369 --> 00:24:00,339 I'M SORRY, IF IT DOESN'T WORK, 572 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:03,242 WILL YOU PROMISE ME THAT WE CAN GO BACK TO DOING THINGS MY WAY? 573 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,077 - AND WHAT WAY IS THAT AGAIN? 574 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,913 - YOU KNOW, WE FOLLOW A FEW LEADS, 575 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,148 MAKE SOME INAPPROPRIATE JOKES, I'LL REMEMBER SOME STUFF, 576 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,449 AND THEN WE'LL TIP OFF THE POLICE 577 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,051 USING A LITTLE BIT OF THIS. 578 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,853 - YOU GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT. 579 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,322 - ALL RIGHT, NOW I WANT BOTH YOU BOYS IN THERE WITH ME 580 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:19,726 IN THE EVENT SHE NEEDS TO BE RESTRAINED. 581 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:22,061 NOW, HAVE EITHER OF YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN AN EXORCISM? 582 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,229 - NO. - NO. 583 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:25,565 - YOU NEED TO BE STRONG IN THERE. 584 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:27,734 UNDERSTAND? 585 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,736 ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S BRING IT IN. 586 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,006 - OKAY. 587 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,808 - [laughing] THIS ISN'T A BALL GAME, BOYS. 588 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,610 - [laughing] - YOU. 589 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,879 - I ALWAYS TRY TO START EVERY EXORCISM WITH A LITTLE HUMOR. 590 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,213 - CHECK THIS ONE OUT. 591 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:44,250 A PRIEST, A RABB-- - IT'S OVER NOW. 592 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:45,952 LET'S GO. 593 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,456 NOW. 594 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,291 - RIGHT NOW. [clears throat] 595 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:01,333 YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT DEMONS WILL DO EVERYTHING 596 00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:03,269 IN THEIR POWER TO KEEP FROM GETTING EXPELLED. 597 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,037 AND THEIR POWERS ARE GREAT. 598 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:06,973 AND THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT US-- 599 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:10,009 FACTS, DREAMS, INNER DESIRES. 600 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,278 AND THEY WON'T HESITATE TO USE THEM AGAINST YOU. 601 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:17,316 - HELLO? WHAT'S GOING ON? 602 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,920 - SHH, WE'RE HERE TO HELP. 603 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,254 - BUT I DON'T NEED ANY HELP. 604 00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:24,290 I'M FINE. - SEE THAT? SHE'S FINE. 605 00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:26,092 GREAT WORK. WHO'S UP FOR SOME FRO-YO? 606 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:28,961 - SHE'S LYING IN ORDER TO GET US TO LEAVE. 607 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:30,930 - IF I WOKE UP AND THERE WERE TWO RANDOM DUDES 608 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:34,133 AND A PRIEST STANDING OVER ME, I'D LIE TOO. 609 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,534 - HOLY WATER. 610 00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:38,605 - IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER-- - STOP IT! STOP IT! 611 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:40,472 STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! - THE HOLY GHOST-- 612 00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:41,774 HOLD HER DOWN. - STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! 613 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,610 - NOW! HOLD HER DOWN. 614 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:48,447 - [screaming] 615 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,516 - YOU'RE OKAY, YOU'RE OKAY, YOU'RE OKAY, YOU'RE OKAY. 616 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:53,452 - [giggles] YOU'RE HOT. 617 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:56,122 - WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF. 618 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,524 MAYBE A LITTLE-- WELL, YOUNG. 619 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,760 - SHE'S USING LIES TO DISTRACT YOU, SHAWN. 620 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:03,329 - WELL, IT'S NOT FAIR TO ASSUME SHE'S LYING. 621 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:04,731 - SILENCE! 622 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,365 BE GONE, SATAN! 623 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,602 INVENTOR AND MASTER OF ALL DECEIT, BE GONE! 624 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:12,004 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? [nervous laughter] 625 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:14,941 CARSON D.'S GOT SIMON BAKER ON TONIGHT. 626 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,342 THAT'S A CAN'T-MISS, OKAY? 627 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:18,344 SO I'M GONNA GO, YOU GUYS CAN KEEP EXORCISING. 628 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:21,280 - I KNOW ABOUT MR. RENO. 629 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:24,183 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 630 00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,753 - HE WAS YOUR SEVENTH GRADE SHOP TEACHER. 631 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:29,221 YOU PLACED A TACK ON HIS CHAIR. 632 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:32,391 - [scoffs] HOW DID YOU-- 633 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,793 DID YOU TELL HER THAT? 634 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,662 - NO. 635 00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,196 - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GAVE HIM BLOOD POISONING. 636 00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,831 - NO, WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE. 637 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:40,132 - GET HIM OUT OF HERE, GUS. 638 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:44,136 - THE MAN MADE A LIVING HANDLING RUSTY METALS. 639 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,372 - FATHER WESTLEY, WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON IN HERE? 640 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:49,275 LUCY? 641 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,211 - GOOD LUCK, GUYS. 642 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:02,855 - [screaming] 643 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:05,191 - [muffled commands] 644 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:10,596 - YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO HER ABOUT MR. RENO? 645 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,065 - NO. - [screams] 646 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:15,134 [crying] both: STAY HERE. 647 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,635 - IT'S OKAY. 648 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,072 priests: THE MOST HIGH GOD COMMANDS YOU! 649 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:24,510 - NOMINE PATRIS, FILII, ET SPIRITUS SANCTI... 650 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,017 - WHOA. - UH, DOUBLE WHOA. 651 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:40,559 - IT'S OVER. SHE'S CLEAN. 652 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,032 - HOW'S SHE DOING? 653 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,500 - SHE'S EXHAUSTED AND A BIT CONFUSED. 654 00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:51,370 I HAVE TO SAY, SHE REALLY SEEMS LIKE HER OLD SELF. 655 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:53,205 I CAN'T THANK YOU ALL ENOUGH. 656 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:55,141 - IT'S FATHER WESTLEY WHO DESERVES THE CREDIT. 657 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:58,044 - OH, I WAS JUST DOING THE LORD'S WORK. 658 00:27:58,077 --> 00:27:59,378 - THANK YOU, FATHER. 659 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,688 - [sighs] THERE HAS TO BE AN EXPLANATION 660 00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:11,557 FOR WHY AGATHA WAS ACTING NUTS. 661 00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:13,059 TELL ME YOU HAVE SOMETHING THERE. 662 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,226 - I WISH WE DID. 663 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,995 HER TOXICOLOGY REPORT JUST CAME BACK NEGATIVE. 664 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,597 - WHOA. - ARE YOU GETTING A PREMONITION? 665 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,366 - NO, JUST A HEAD RUSH. 666 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:22,168 HAPPENS TO ME QUITE A BIT WHEN I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED. 667 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,371 - SPENCER, YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THIS ONE. 668 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:26,839 THAT GIRL WAS MURDERED. 669 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:28,707 - I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE. 670 00:28:28,741 --> 00:28:30,376 - AND HOW COME? - FIRST, BECAUSE YOU THINK 671 00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:32,178 SHE WAS MURDERED. - I GUESS WE'LL SEE. 672 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,712 - YEAH, WE WILL SEE. - YEAH, WE'LL SEE. 673 00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:35,047 - I JUST SAID THAT. - NO, I SAID IT-- 674 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:37,149 - BOYS. 675 00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:41,153 - SO, IF SHE HAD ANY DRUG OF ANY KIND IN HER SYSTEM, 676 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:42,989 IT WOULD SHOW UP ON THIS REPORT? 677 00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:45,124 - NO. - NO? 678 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,458 - NO, JUST THE ONES THEY TEST FOR. 679 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:48,560 THE STANDARD NARCOTICS AND A HANDFUL OF OTHERS, WHY? 680 00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:50,296 DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC DRUG IN MIND? 681 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:52,264 - NOT YET. 682 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:55,734 ...BURSTS OF ENERGY. WHOA. 683 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:57,569 HEY, GUS. WHAT IS UP? 684 00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:59,505 - WHY ARE YOU SITTING AT MY DESK? 685 00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:00,873 - JUST WORKING ON MY STATUS UPDATES, MAN. 686 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,008 CHECK THIS ONE OUT-- 687 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,076 "SHAWN SPENCER IS TRADING IN HIS CHEVY 688 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:07,814 FOR A CADILLAC-A-LAC-A-LAC-A-LAC." 689 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:08,981 - THEN WHY-- - A-LAC-A-LAC. 690 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,149 - THEN WHY WERE YOU-- - A-LAC. 691 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:11,317 - SHAWN! - WHAT? 692 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,119 - WHY ARE YOU READING MY INDEX OF MEDICATIONS? 693 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:14,386 - BECAUSE IT'S HILARIOUS. 694 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,754 THE SECTION ON THE MEDICATIONS 695 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:19,058 THAT TREAT URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS MADE ME PEE MY PANTS. 696 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,592 WHICH IS IRONIC IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 697 00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:21,928 - YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING, AREN'T YOU? 698 00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,830 - YEP. GOT TO GO. THANKS FOR THE CAKE. 699 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:25,932 - THAT'S A SPONGE TO MOISTEN STAMPS. 700 00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:30,269 - DAD? YOU KNOW I HATE COMING HERE, 701 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:31,971 BUT I NEED MORE PARTNER ADVICE. 702 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:34,740 [video game gunshots and chatter] 703 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,114 WELL, THIS IS SAD. 704 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,416 YOU HAVEN'T GONE TO BED, HAVE YOU? 705 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,551 - I TRIED, BUT IT'S THIS GAME. 706 00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,019 IT'S LIKE IT KEEPS CALLING ME BACK. 707 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,821 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT, BUT IT LETS YOU FEEL LIKE A COP 708 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,689 WITHOUT ALL THE GUILT AFTER YOU SHOOT SOMEONE. 709 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:53,559 [gunfire and screams] 710 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:55,694 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 711 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,429 AH! - DAD... 712 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:58,898 KIDS YOUR AGE SHOULD NOT BE COOPED UP 713 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,666 INSIDE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY. 714 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,301 YOU SHOULD BE OUTDOORS FEEDING PIGEONS, 715 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,635 AND DRIVING WITH YOUR BLINKER ON. 716 00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:04,871 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, SHAWN? 717 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,272 - ALL RIGHT, YOU REMEMBER I ASKED YOU 718 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,507 WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WHEN YOU THINK YOUR PARTNER'S WRONG? 719 00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,710 WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU KNOW THEY ARE? 720 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,513 - THAT'S SIMPLE... 721 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,248 YOU TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 722 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:18,517 BUT IN THE MOST RESPECTFUL WAY POSSIBLE. 723 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:23,155 - YOU WERE WRONG. 724 00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:26,025 WRONG, WRONG, WRONG WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. 725 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,693 FINGER-GUNS. PSHOO, WRONG. 726 00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:29,628 PSHOO, WRONG. WRONG ON YOUR WEENIE, PSHOO. 727 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,197 - SHAWN, PUT DOWN THE FINGER-GUNS. 728 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:33,099 - AGATHA WASN'T POSSESSED. SHE WAS DRUGGED. 729 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:35,334 - I SAW THE TOXICOLOGY REPORT, SHE WAS CLEAN. 730 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:36,936 - THE PRELIMINARY REPORT, SURE. 731 00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,704 BUT THEY DON'T TEST FOR EVERYTHING IN THOSE. 732 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:40,506 WHICH IS WHY I MADE A LIST OF MEDICATIONS 733 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:42,241 WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL SIDE EFFECTS 734 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:43,642 AND HAD THEM TEST FOR THOSE AS WELL. 735 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:47,980 AND GUESS WHICH ONE THEY FOUND IN HER SYSTEM. 736 00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:49,381 L-DOPA. 737 00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:52,351 - THE PARKINSON'S MEDICATION? - CORRECTAMUNDO. 738 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:55,221 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO SOMEONE WHO TAKES L-DOPA 739 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:57,223 THAT DOESN'T HAVE PARKINSON'S? 740 00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:59,791 THEY EXPERIENCE EXTREME EMOTIONAL STATES, 741 00:30:59,825 --> 00:31:02,962 DISILLUSIONMENT, AND UNCONTROLLABLE BURSTS OF ENERGY. 742 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:05,197 WHAT'S UP? SOUND LIKE ANYONE WE KNOW? 743 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:06,565 - THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE LAMP, 744 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,867 OR HOW LUCY KNEW THE GERMAN, OR THE TACK STORY. 745 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:10,469 - ALL RIGHT, IN ORDER. 746 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:11,971 THE LAMP-- 747 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:13,139 THE CHICK WAS FLAILING ABOUT, 748 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:15,107 SHE WAS GRABBING AT EVERYTHING. 749 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,242 [shattering glass] 750 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:18,744 THE GERMAN-- 751 00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:20,913 JEDEN TAG TRIFFST DE EINE ENTSCHEIDUNG 752 00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:23,215 ET CETERA IS A LINE FROM RUN LOLA RUN, 753 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:25,918 WHICH ACCORDING TO HER PAGE IS HER FAVORITE MOVIE. 754 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:28,687 I MEAN, IT'S A NICE LITTLE FILM, BUT FAVORITE? REALLY? 755 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,589 IT ENDS IN THE MIDDLE AND STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN-- 756 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,258 - SHAWN. - ANYWAY, SPEAKING 757 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:36,028 OF PERSONAL NETWORKING SITES, I FORGOT THAT OUR GOOD FRIEND 758 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:38,797 STUMPY FROM GRADE SCHOOL POSTED THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE 759 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,499 ON MY PAGE A FEW MONTHS BACK. 760 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,134 [English accent] "HELLO, SHAWN. 761 00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:43,569 "REMEMBER WHEN YOU PUT THAT TACK 762 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:46,505 ON MR. RENO'S CHAIR AND GAVE HIM BLOOD POISONING?" 763 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:47,940 - STUMPY WASN'T BRITISH, SHAWN. 764 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:50,109 - MY PAGE IS OPEN FOR PUBLIC VIEWING 765 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:52,411 SO THAT OUR POTENTIAL CLIENTS CAN CHECK US OUT. 766 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:56,515 CLEARLY SHE WENT ONTO IT AFTER WE STOPPED BY YESTERDAY. 767 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:58,750 - SO, YOU THINK THEY WERE JUST POPPING PARKINSON'S PILLS? 768 00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:00,519 - NO, THEY WERE BEING GIVEN TO THEM SECRETLY. 769 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,721 - BY WHO? - SOMEONE WITH ACCESS 770 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,924 TO THE MEDICATION-- WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE BAD NEWS. 771 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,396 - FATHER WESTLEY? 772 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,532 - [sighs] HE WAS DIAGNOSED TEN YEARS AGO. 773 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:16,068 I'M SORRY, DUDE. IT ALL CHECKS OUT. 774 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:17,736 GUESS WHAT HE TAKES. 775 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,972 - L-DOPA. - EVERY DAY. 776 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:23,009 - NO. THERE'S NO WAY. 777 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:26,512 - THINK ABOUT IT, GUS. 778 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:29,982 BACK IN THE '70s, WHEN DISCO AND EXORCISMS WERE ALL THE RAGE, 779 00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:31,417 HE WAS THE MAN. 780 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:35,587 STRUTTING AROUND, EXORCISING DEMONS IN HIS POLYESTER CASSOCK. 781 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,689 CUT TO 30 YEARS LATER, AND ALL THE YOUNGER MEMBERS 782 00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:39,591 OF THE CHURCH TREAT HIM LIKE A CRAZY OLD MAN. 783 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:40,859 SO WHAT DOES HE DO? 784 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:44,863 HE TRIES TO CREATE A POSSESSION TO PROVE THEM ALL WRONG. 785 00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:46,465 HE DRUGS THE CHICK WITH THE OUIJA BOARD-- 786 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:48,567 THAT GOES TERRIBLY AWRY. 787 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,203 HE REALIZES HE HAS ONE LAST CHANCE. 788 00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:54,973 WHEN HE LEARNS THAT LUCY WAS NEXT TO HER WHEN SHE DIED. 789 00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:57,776 SO HE MAKES HER POSSESSED. 790 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,118 I REALLY AM SORRY, BUDDY. 791 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:21,800 - YOU'RE DOING OKAY? - OH, I CAN'T COMPLAIN. 792 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,770 MY VOWS OF POVERTY AND ABSTINENCE 793 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,639 THAT I TOOK 40 YEARS AGO PREPARED ME QUITE WELL 794 00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,276 FOR PRISON LIFE. [laughing] 795 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:35,347 GUS, YOU BELIEVE I'M INNOCENT, RIGHT? 796 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:37,116 - I DO. 797 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:39,118 BUT I NEED YOUR HELP TO PROVE IT. 798 00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:41,687 DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAD ACCESS TO YOUR MEDICATION? 799 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,123 - WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE WERE A LOT. 800 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:47,193 YOU KNOW, I KEPT IT IN THE TOP DRAWER OF MY DESK, 801 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:49,328 I RARELY EVER LOCKED MY OFFICE. 802 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,131 - DO YOU KNOW OF ANYONE WHO MAY HAVE HAD IT OUT FOR AGATHA? 803 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:53,765 - NO. 804 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,402 NO, I-- 805 00:33:57,403 --> 00:33:58,637 [sighs] OH. 806 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:06,112 ACTUALLY, SOMEONE DOES COME TO MIND. -WHO? 807 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,879 - I'M AFRAID I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 808 00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:11,183 THEY REVEALED IT TO ME DURING CONFESSION. 809 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,452 - YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS EXCEPTION JUST ONCE? 810 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:16,422 - AS A MAN OF THE CLOTH, YOU KNOW I CAN'T. 811 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:19,057 - HOW ABOUT A MAN OF THE ORANGE CLOTH? 812 00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:21,627 - [sighs] - YOUR FREEDOM IS AT STAKE HERE. 813 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,230 - I HAVE TOTAL FAITH THAT THE LORD 814 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,298 WILL GET ME THROUGH THIS, GUS. 815 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:31,970 UNTIL THEN, I HAVE MY BIBLE TO GIVE ME STRENGTH. 816 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:35,040 PROVERBS 11:6. 817 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,944 IT'S BEEN ESPECIALLY COMFORTING TO ME AS OF LATE. 818 00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:43,014 - TIME'S UP. 819 00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:46,051 - DAD? 820 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,426 [can rattles] 821 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:55,861 - SHAWN? IS THAT YOU? 822 00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:57,429 - UH, YEAH. YEAH, IT'S ME. 823 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:59,097 BUT THERE'S NO REASON TO COME DOWN. 824 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:00,799 I'M JUST HERE-- 825 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:03,235 I'M JUST HERE TO FINISH UP THE PAINTING. 826 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:06,438 - DUDE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 827 00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:08,106 - SHH, NOW IS NOT THE BEST TIME. 828 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:10,041 - FATHER WESTLEY IS INNOCENT. - WHAT? 829 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:12,311 - SOMEONE CONFIDED IN HIM THAT THEY HAD IT OUT FOR AGATHA. 830 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,545 BUT HE CAN'T SAY WHO IT IS 831 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,314 BECAUSE IT WAS TOLD TO HIM DURING CONFESSION. 832 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:16,982 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVE 833 00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:19,485 A HUNCH BASED ON UNVERIFIABLE INFORMATION? 834 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:21,553 - THAT'S WHAT YOU USE TO SOLVE EVERY CASE. 835 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:23,121 - OKAY, THAT STINGS. 836 00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:24,356 IT'S TRUE, THOUGH. 837 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:25,557 WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY? 838 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:27,025 - HE DID SAY HE'S BEEN GETTING STRENGTH 839 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:28,594 FROM A PARTICULAR PROVERB. 840 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,529 - ALL RIGHT, FINE. LET'S DO A QUICK LIST. 841 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:32,097 "YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS"? 842 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,965 "A BIRD IN THE HAND'S WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH"? 843 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:35,201 "IF IT'S BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN"? 844 00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:37,669 - SHAWN, PROVERBS 11:6. THE BIBLE. 845 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,408 - WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 846 00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:45,344 - NOTHING IS GOING ON. WHERE IS YOUR BIBLE? 847 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:48,347 - I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 848 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,949 WHERE DID I PUT IT? - GOSH. 849 00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:55,954 REALLY? - HERE, LET ME SEE THAT. 850 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,789 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THIS IS JUST A SHOT IN THE DARK, 851 00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,658 BUT I THINK MAYBE-- MAYBE 852 00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:01,627 FATHER WESTLEY WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING 853 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,129 WITH THE PROVERB THAT HE MENTIONED. 854 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,997 WHERE'S THE TABLE OF CONTENTS IN THIS THING? 855 00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:08,200 - WOW. - TELL YOU WHAT, YOU DO THIS, 856 00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:12,838 I AM GONNA GO PRIME THE OUTSIDE, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA PAINT! 857 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:15,641 - IF YOU LEAVE WITH THAT BAG, I WILL PULL OUT MY GUN. 858 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,409 - ALL RIGHT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT? 859 00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:19,611 YOU NEED HELP. 860 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:22,681 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 861 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:24,850 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 862 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,184 - OKAY, HERE IT IS. 863 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:28,487 "THE RIGHTEOUSNESS OF THE UPRIGHT WILL SAVE THEM, 864 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,390 THE UNFAITHFUL WILL BE TRAPPED BY EVIL DESIRES." 865 00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:35,227 - THE UNFAITHFUL... 866 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,897 WILL BE TRAPPED BY EVIL DESIRES. THAT'S GOOD. 867 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:48,340 - WHAT UP? - HELLO, CAMERON. 868 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:51,943 - HEY, GUYS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 869 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:53,645 - UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE HERE TO TELL YOU 870 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,714 THAT YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION 871 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,883 OF AN ILLEGAL HOT PLATE. 872 00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:02,288 - WHAT? - JUST MESSING WITH YOU, MAN. 873 00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:03,555 WE WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 874 00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:04,990 WE THOUGHT WE'D COME BY AND SAY HEY. 875 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:07,926 - UM... 876 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:09,227 - ARE WE INTERRUPTING SOMETHING? 877 00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,929 - WELL, ACTUALLY-- 878 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,731 - CAM? 879 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:14,833 - [whistles] - WHOA. 880 00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:16,968 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 881 00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:19,104 - PUT A SOCK ON THE DOOR NEXT TIME. 882 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:22,308 - LUCY AND I WERE JUST COMFORTING EACH OTHER. 883 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:25,010 - IS THAT WHAT THE CHURCH IS CALLING IT THESE DAYS? 884 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:26,678 YOU MIND TO TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON, SHAWN? 885 00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:28,480 - I KNOW WHO WAS DRUGGING AGATHA, 886 00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:31,116 AND IT WASN'T FATHER WESTLEY. 887 00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:33,151 - YOU DON'T THINK IT WAS ME, DO YOU? 888 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:35,521 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, LASSIE? - ABSOLUTELY. 889 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:38,390 - GREAT, NOW I KNOW FOR SURE THAT IT WAS... 890 00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:40,492 LUCY. 891 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:41,927 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 892 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,762 - COME ON. ADMIT IT. 893 00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:45,431 YOU WANTED CAM THE WHOLE TIME 894 00:37:45,464 --> 00:37:46,798 THAT HE AND AGATHA WERE TOGETHER. 895 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,500 - NO, NO, NO. THAT'S SO NOT TRUE. 896 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:50,569 - YEAH, LUCY AND I HAVE ALWAYS JUST BEEN FRIENDS. 897 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,804 - OH, CAM, DON'T BE SO NAIVE. 898 00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:54,139 MEN AND WOMEN CAN'T BE FRIENDS. 899 00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,641 - WHEN HARRY MET SALLY TAUGHT US THAT. 900 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:59,044 - IT ALSO TAUGHT US THAT WOMEN OFTEN FAKE ORGASMS. 901 00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:00,379 - MM-HMM. 902 00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:02,614 LUCY, YOU WANTED HIM BADLY. 903 00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:04,450 SO BADLY THAT IT WAS FILLING YOU WITH GUILT. 904 00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:07,586 SO MUCH GUILT THAT YOU HAD TO GO AND CONFESS TO SOMEONE 905 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,588 IN ORDER TO GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST, ISN'T THAT RIGHT? 906 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,890 - DID FATHER WESTLEY TELL YOU ABOUT THAT? 907 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:14,793 - NO, YOU JUST DID. 908 00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:16,695 - I KNOW HOW THIS MOVIE ENDS. 909 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:19,498 - YEP, SHE DESPERATELY WANTED THEM TO BREAK UP. 910 00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:21,533 SO SHE STOLE FATHER WESTLEY'S MEDICATION 911 00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,835 AND SECRETLY GAVE IT TO AGATHA IN HOPES 912 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:25,437 THAT THE POOR GIRL WOULD ACT SO CRAZY 913 00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:26,972 THAT CAMERON WOULD DUMP HER. 914 00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:29,541 - BUT AGATHA ENDED UP DUMPING HIM, BUT THAT DIDN'T MATTER. 915 00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:31,743 BECAUSE LUCY GOT WHAT LUCY WANTED. 916 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:33,144 BUT THERE WAS A PROBLEM. 917 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,080 THE MEDICATION MADE AGATHA TOO CRAZY. 918 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,183 - AH! - AGATHA! 919 00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:40,552 - AND THEN LUCY WAS TRAPPED. 920 00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:42,153 'CAUSE IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE 921 00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:43,655 SOMEONE UNCOVERED YOUR LITTLE PLAN. 922 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:45,857 - THEN SHE OVERHEARD FATHER WESTLEY'S PROCLAMATION. 923 00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,893 - SHE WAS POSSESSED. 924 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,795 - AND SHE FIGURED SHE HAD THE PERFECT THING 925 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,497 TO THROW US OFF THE TRAIL. 926 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:55,033 - PROPS TO YOU FOR YOUR PERFORMANCE AS A POSSESSED GIRL. 927 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,768 LINDA BLAIR WOULD BE PROUD. 928 00:38:56,802 --> 00:38:58,437 AND NOW YOU CAN DO YOUR BEST IMPRESSION OF HER 929 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:00,872 IN CHAINED HEAT. - AND? 930 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,541 - RED HEAT. - RIGHT. 931 00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:04,042 - TWO PRISON MOVIES! 932 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:06,712 - PSHOO, PSHOO! - IS THIS TRUE? 933 00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:11,883 LUCY? 934 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:15,454 - NO, NO, I NEVER MEANT TO HURT HER, HONEST. 935 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:19,658 I JUST--I JUST KNEW THAT SHE WASN'T RIGHT FOR YOU. 936 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:29,901 - LET'S GO. 937 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,754 - OKAY, YOU'RE UP. 938 00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,856 - LOOK, I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS 939 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,791 ABOUT THIS WHOLE CONFESSION THING. 940 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,960 - YOU PROMISED ME YOU'D GO JUST ONCE, SHAWN. 941 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,094 - I KNOW, I KNOW I DID. 942 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,764 BUT IT'S FATHER WESTLEY, AND HE KNOWS ME. 943 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:00,398 AND IT JUST-- IT FEELS WEIRD. 944 00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:03,502 - TRUST ME, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. 945 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:06,004 GO ON. 946 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,375 - WRONG DOOR. 947 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:21,219 - UM...BLESS ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED, 948 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:25,524 IT'S BEEN-- [muttering] CARRY THE ONE-- 949 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:30,028 15 YEARS SINCE MY LAST CONFESSION. 950 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,230 - WOW. - WOW? 951 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,065 THAT'S NOT VERY PRIESTLY... 952 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:37,435 I DON'T THINK. [exhales] WHATEVER. 953 00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:40,606 AS FAR AS THE SINNING GOES, I'M A LITTLE UNCLEAR AS TO 954 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:41,907 WHAT'S STILL ON THE LIST NOWADAYS. 955 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,976 I'M ASSUMING THAT STEALING IS STILL A NO-NO, RIGHT? 956 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:46,945 - THAT'S CORRECT. - OKAY, AND THEN GREED? 957 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:48,514 - YES. - IMPURE THOUGHTS? 958 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:49,948 - BIG TIME. 959 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,817 - DO YOU HAVE ANY PLACE YOU NEED TO BE ANYTIME SOON, FATHER? 960 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:53,251 'CAUSE THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE. 961 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,854 LET'S START WITH THE LYING. I DO IT ALL THE TIME. 962 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:58,757 BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS: NATURE OF MY JOB. 963 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,959 - YEAH, GO ON. 964 00:41:00,992 --> 00:41:03,929 - I'D RATHER SWITCH OVER TO STEALING, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 965 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,897 I DON'T DO IT OFTEN, 966 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,299 BUT THERE IS SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN GNAWING AT ME LATELY. 967 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:12,871 GUS, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 968 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:17,142 HERE'S THE THING, I'VE BEEN STEALING FOOD 969 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:20,478 THAT MY GUS HIDES IN HIS DESK AND EATING IT. 970 00:41:20,512 --> 00:41:23,749 AND THEN BLAMING IT ON THE CLEANING LADY ONELIA. 971 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,617 - I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! 972 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,786 - DAMN IT. OOH. 973 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,821 WAS THAT WORD A SIN? - YES. 974 00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:31,823 - WELL, I'M SORRY. 975 00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:35,193 ONE THING I WASN'T LYING ABOUT WAS THE COMMERCIAL JINGLES. 976 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:38,764 PERHAPS, I COULD HELP THE CHURCH OUT WITH A NEW THEME. 977 00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:40,131 UM... 978 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:43,501 * BOOM, BOOM, BOOM 979 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:46,672 * WAFERS 980 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:48,574 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 981 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:49,741 THAT'S NOT THE ONE. 982 00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:50,842 LET ME-- LET ME TRY THIS. 983 00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:52,343 - MM. 984 00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:54,412 - * BOOM, BOOM, BOOM 985 00:41:54,445 --> 00:42:00,418 * HOLY GHOST 986 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:03,054 - I LIKE THAT. HOLY GHOST. 987 00:42:03,088 --> 00:42:04,422 - YEAH? - YES.