*
- ALL RIGHT, SHAWN, NOW, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
ABOUT PLAYING SECOND BASE IS THE FOOTWORK.
YOU READY? - I WAS BORN READY, DAD.
- ACTUALLY, YOU WERE BORN BREECH, SON.
TOOK HOURS TO GET YOU OUT. BALL.
BUT I APPRECIATE THE ENTHUSIASM.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.
HERE WE GO. GET THOSE FEET GOING.
COME ON, GET LOW. GET LOW.
ATTABOY.
THAT'S IT.
WOW! WHOA, THAT WAS GREAT.
- WELL, I JUST DID WHAT YOU SAID.
- THAT WAS PERFECT, SON.
- HIT ME ANOTHER ONE, DAD.
- YOU GOT IT.
OH, THIS TIME WE'RE GONNA TRY A FEW NEW THINGS.
STAY LOW, JUST LIKE YOU DID. THAT WAS GOOD.
THIS TIME TAKE YOUR LEFT FOOT,
YOU'RE GONNA POINT IT TOWARD THE BAG.
KEEP YOUR RIGHT FOOT FIRMLY PLANTED
IN THE GROUND.
YOU'RE GONNA AIM FOR THE LOWER PART
OF THE FIRST BASEMAN'S GLOVE
WHILE CALIBRATING THE NUMBER OF STEPS
BEFORE THE RUNNER GETS THERE.
GOT IT? - I THINK SO.
- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. GET LOW.
AH!
- BIG WIN TODAY. BIG WIN.
BIG WIN FOR THE TEAM.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BUZZ? - YEP.
- WELL PLAYED, ALL OF YOU.
LET US NOT FORGET THAT OUR VALIANT OPPONENTS
ALSO PLAYED A HECK OF A BALLGAME.
RESPECT, HAIRCUT HUT.
- CHEERS! - GOOD GAME.
- CHEERS!
- I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE GIVING THAT VICTORY SPEECH, SHAWN.
YOU ALMOST COST US THE GAME TODAY.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I HAD FIVE HITS.
- YOU ALSO OVERTHREW FIRST BASE FIVE TIMES.
- [sighs] - MM-HMM.
- ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
I KNOW YOU'RE ALL THINKING IT, SO HERE IT GOES.
I AM SUFFERING FROM A MENTAL BLOCK.
IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO MY YOUTH.
IT'S VERY COMMON AMONGST HIGHLY SKILLED ATHLETES
AND INTERNATIONAL MEN OF LEISURE.
THEY CALL IT THE "YIPS."
- THEY SHOULD CALL IT THE "SUCKS."
[laughter]
- WAIT, WASN'T THERE THAT GUY--WHAT'S HIS NAME?
- YES. FORMER YANKEE SECOND BASEMAN CHUCK KNOBLAUCH.
ALL OF A SUDDEN HE COMMITTED AN UNPRECEDENTED NUMBER
OF THROWING ERRORS,
ONE OF WHICH SAILED INTO THE STANDS
AND HIT KEITH OLBERMANN'S MOTHER IN THE FACE.
- THAT'S AWFUL.
- DON'T WORRY, JULES, I'M GETTING HELP.
I JUST RECENTLY STARTED SEEING A SPORTS PSYCHOLOGIST,
AND I'M HAPPY TO REPORT
THAT I'M ALREADY SEEING MARKED IMPROVEMENT.
- FIVE ERRORS IS AN IMPROVEMENT?
- COULD HAVE BEEN TEN, GUS.
- HERE YOU GO, SIR. - THANK YOU.
- WHERE'S MY FOOD?
EXCUSE ME, I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN
MY PIZZA CHILI CHEESE FRIES--
ALSO KNOWN AS THE SHAWN SPENCER.
NOT THAT YOU'D RECOGNIZE THEM AS SUCH,
SEEING AS HOW THIS ESTABLISHMENT REFUSES TO CALL THEM THAT,
EVEN THOUGH I ORDER THEM SIX TIMES A WEEK.
- I BROUGHT YOU THE FRIES, SIR.
- IF YOU'D BROUGHT THEM TO ME, I THINK I'D KNOW
'CAUSE I'D BE EXPERIENCING BOTH EUPHORIA AND A BURNING SENSATION
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF MY COLON.
- DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO MY MANAGER?
- I DON'T WANT TO, I DEMAND TO, JENNY.
WE WILL DISCUSS BOTH THE NAME OF THE DISH
AND THE METHOD IN WHICH IT IS EXPEDITED.
THIS GUY BEHIND-- OKAY.
[clears throat] EXCUSE ME, I'M AFRAID WE HAVE--
[register rings]
- CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING?
- HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
- SORRY.
LASSIE, WE MAY HAVE A REAL SORT OF SERIOUS PROBLEM.
- GUYS, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
- OH, COME ON. YOU DIDN'T THINK WE'D FORGET.
- * HAAAA-PY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
- UPGRADE THAT TO AN EMERGENCY.
- * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR... *
- THAT GUY BY THE DOOR HAS A GUN.
WE NEED TO MAKE A PLAN.
THERE'S A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER ON THE WALL.
I'M GONNA CRACK THE GLASS, USE IT.
SOME OF US AREN'T PACKING.
- MOVE.
POLICE! FREEZE, DOUCHE BAG!
[gunshots]
[screaming]
[gunshots]
- OKAY, WHAT HAVE WE GOT?
- WHAT WE'VE GOT IS A WHITE MALE,
MEDIUM BUILD, ABOUT 5'10".
ATTEMPTED ARMED ROBBERY.
A FEW SHOTS EXCHANGED BETWEEN THE PERP AND MYSELF
BEFORE HE ESCAPED OUT THESE DOORS HERE.
- LOOKS LIKE MORE THAN A FEW.
- I WAS ROUNDING.
- O'HARA, EXPAND THE PERIMETER SEARCH.
I WANT THIS BASTARD FOUND.
- THANK YOU, CHIEF. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, WE ALL WENT THROUGH
A TERRIBLE ORDEAL TODAY.
NOT ONLY WERE WE ALMOST KILLED, CHIEF,
I NEVER GOT MY PIZZA CHILI CHEESE FRIES.
- BUT SETTING THAT ASIDE FOR A SECOND...
- MR. SPENCER, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING
THAT WILL HELP THIS INVESTIGATION,
I SUGGEST YOU SHUT THE HELL UP.
- I THINK I DO HAVE SOMETHING, CHIEF.
I'M GETTING SOME SERIOUS VOODOO
THAT THE HOODED MAN DIDN'T COME IN HERE
TO ROB THE RESTAURANT.
- THEN WHAT WAS HE DOING?
- HE WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE.
- WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE? WHO?
- ONE OF US.
[Friendly Indians' I Know You Know]
*
- * IN BETWEEN THE LINES
* THERE'S A LOT OF OBSCURITY *
* I'M NOT INCLINED TO RESIGN TO MATURITY *
* IF IT'S ALL RIGHT THEN YOU'RE ALL WRONG *
* BUT WHY BOUNCE AROUND TO THE SAME DAMN SONG? *
* YOU'D RATHER RUN WHEN YOU CAN'T CRAWL *
* I KNOW YOU KNOW
* THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH *
* I KNOW YOU KNOW
* THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF *
* EMBRACE THE DECEPTION LEARN HOW TO BEND *
* YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS
* TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END *
* I KNOW YOU KNOW
- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, SPENCER.
- FACT: THE HOODED GUY CAME INTO THE RESTAURANT
TO KILL SOMEONE AT OUR TABLE.
FACT: HE FAILED, WHICH MEANS HE'LL PROBABLY TRY AGAIN.
FACT: IF I CAN FIGURE OUT WHO HE WAS TARGETING,
IT'LL PROBABLY GIVE US INSIGHT AS TO THE HOODED MAN'S IDENTITY.
- SHAWN, THOSE AREN'T FACTS.
AT BEST THEY'RE A STAB IN THE DARK.
- A STAB IN THE DARK?
FACT: THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD NAME FOR A HORROR FLICK.
GUS, REMIND ME TO INCLUDE IT IN THIS YEAR'S HOLIDAY LETTER
TO WES CRAVEN.
- I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WRITE THOSE--HE NEVER RECIPROCATES.
- MAYBE HE ISN'T RECIPROCATING AGAINST HIS WILL.
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, SHAWN.
- HERE ARE THE STATEMENTS FROM EVERYONE THAT WAS IN THE BAR.
- GREAT. I'LL LOOK AT THEM.
- YOUR HYPOTHESIS IS CRAP.
WHO WALKS INTO A KNOWN COP BAR TO KILL A COP?
IT MAKES NO SENSE. - FACT--
- YOU SAY THAT WORD AGAIN, I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
- TRUTH: THERE WAS ONLY $42 IN THE CASH REGISTER.
- HE'S RIGHT.
THE MANAGER VERIFIES IT IN HIS STATEMENT.
- WHO WALKS IN AND TRIES TO KNOCK OFF
A KNOWN COP BAR FOR $42?
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
- BECAUSE HE'S A LOWLIFE WHACKED OUT ON JUNK.
I'VE SEEN IT MANY, MANY TIMES.
- SHAWN. - DAD.
- OH, SHAWN, THANK GOD YOU'RE OKAY.
- YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE. WHAT'S UP?
- I SAW THE SHOOTING ON TELEVISION.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOUR CELL PHONE.
IT'S BEEN GOING TO VOICE MAIL.
I'VE BEEN WORRIED TO DEATH.
- I FORGOT TO TURN ON MY PHONE.
- GUS, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
WHAT WAS THE VERY FIRST THING YOU DID
RIGHT AFTER THE SHOOTING?
- I CALLED MY FOLKS TO TELL THEM I WAS OKAY.
- AND WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING HE DID?
- HE ATE A BANANA. - YOU ATE A BANANA?
- I SURE DID. YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU,
'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BIG OL' PAPA MONKEY.
- I NEED TO SEE EVERYONE WHO WAS PRESENT AT THE SHOOTING.
- THAT'S US. GOTTA GO.
THANKS FOR COMING BY, DAD.
- GUS, AM I OVERREACTING?
- NO. - WE'RE NOT DONE HERE, SHAWN.
- UH, OKAY, SINCE YOU WERE INVOLVED
IN AN ARMED ROBBERY ATTEMPT AND SUBSEQUENT SHOOTING,
PER DEPARTMENT POLICY, DR. ERLICH IS HERE
TO OFFER COUNSELING TO ANYONE WHO WANTS IT.
- PBBBT.
- SO...IF NO ONE NEEDS TO SPEAK WITH DR. ERLICH...
OKAY, LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
- PBBBT.
[clears throat] CHIEF?
- EXCUSE ME.
YEAH? - I, UH...
I DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW WEAKNESS
IN FRONT OF THE REST OF THE GROUP,
BUT I COULD USE A LITTLE COUNSELING, TO BE HONEST.
- THERE'S NO SHAME IN ASKING FOR HELP, MR. SPENCER.
YOU AND DR. ERLICH CAN USE THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
- RIGHT.
DO I HAVE TO USE THE DEPARTMENT'S PSYCHOLOGIST?
- OH, WELL, NO, NOT TECHNICALLY.
- 'CAUSE I'D LIKE TO CALL IN MY OWN GUY.
- THIS IS A SPORTS PSYCHOLOGIST.
- YES, I KNOW. DR. MANNY IS FANTASTIC,
AND HE'S HELPING ME WITH THE YIPS.
- I'M NOT USING PUBLIC FUNDS TO HELP YOU
OVERCOME YOUR MENTAL BLOCK OF OVERTHROWING FIRST BASE.
- WOULD IT HELP IF I TOLD YOU I'M ALSO PEE-SHY?
- CHIEF?
CSI FOUND THESE IN THE ALLEY BEHIND THE SPORTS BAR.
- ROOM 16. THE DOWNTOWNER MOTEL.
- THIS MATCHES THE SHOOTER'S SWEATSHIRT.
- WHICH HE PROBABLY RIPPED WHILE ESCAPING,
AND THE KEY FELL OUT.
THERE'S A DAMN GOOD CHANCE THAT HE'S AT THIS LOCATION.
- I KNOW THIS PLACE. LET'S GO, O'HARA.
- I'LL DRIVE. - NO NEED.
I FINALLY GOT MY CAR BACK FROM THE SHOP. IT'S PERFECT.
I AM GONNA ASK YOU TO SIT ON A TOWEL, THOUGH.
NO OFFENSE.
- WHY WOULD I BE OFFENDED BY THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA FIND HERE.
THE SHOOTER'S BACK AT THE MOTEL.
- GUS, DON'T BE THE RIBS
THAT FLIP OVER FRED FLINTSTONE'S CAR.
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SOLD
ON MY HIT MAN THEORY,
BUT I NEED YOU TO SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF
AND HOP ONBOARD THE STREETCAR NAMED SHAWNSIRE.
- DUDE, YOU KNOW HOW THAT METAPHOR MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
- I KNEW IT. - WHAT?
- I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GUY
THAT DIDN'T SCREAM "JUNKY THIEF."
HE WAS WEARING A $5,000 WATCH, GUS.
AND I KNOW HIS SOCKS WERE 80 BUCKS
'CAUSE I JUST ORDERED SOME WITH YOUR NORDSTROM'S CARD.
- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY WALLET?
- LIKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HAPPY WHEN YOU GET THOSE POINTS.
I GOT IT.
- YOU KNOW WHO THE HIT MAN WAS AFTER?
- NO, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PIZZA CHILI CHEESE FRIES.
THAT DUMPY CATCHER FROM THE HAIRCUT HUT GOT THEM.
NOW THERE'S A PURPLE-HAIRED LESBIAN RUNNING AROUND
WITH DYSPEPSIA THAT SHOULD BE MINE.
- I'LL BE IN THE CAR.
- GUS, FREEZE! - WHAT?
- UH, EXCUSE ME.
WHERE WOULD I FIND THE MONITOR
THAT GOES WITH THAT SURVEILLANCE CAMERA?
UNDER THE HOSTESS STAND.
BUT THE COPS ALREADY TOOK THE TAPE FROM THE DAY.
- I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE TAPE.
- CAN I MOVE NOW?
- YES.
EXACTLY TWO STEPS TO YOUR RIGHT.
THAT GUY'S A LOT SMARTER THAN LASSIE GAVE HIM CREDIT FOR.
CHECK IT OUT. - WHAT?
- HE KNEW EXACTLY WHERE TO STAND
SO THAT SURVEILLANCE CAMERA WOULDN'T PICK HIM UP.
- WHY WOULD SOMEONE SO INTELLIGENT
CARELESSLY DROP THEIR MOTEL ROOM KEY?
- THEY WOULDN'T...UNLESS...
- IT WAS A DUMMY LEAD.
- S.B.P.D.
- JULIET CONFIRMED IT.
THE SHOOTER WASN'T AT THE MOTEL.
LASSITER STILL THINKS THIS GUY'S A JUNKY THIEF,
SO HE'S COMBING THE AREA
IN CASE THE PERP SAW THEM AND TOOK OFF.
- YEAH, I FIGURED I'D NEED MORE TO CONVINCE LASSIE.
THAT'S WHY I'VE COMPLETELY RESTAGED THE CRIME SCENE
WITH STAND-INS WHERE EACH OF US WERE SITTING.
THIS WAY I CAN FIGURE OUT WHO THE SHOOTER WAS TARGETING.
- ALL RIGHT, LET ME GUESS. I'M THE PEPPER, YOU'RE THE SALT.
JULIET'S THE SUGAR, LASSITER'S THE LEMON,
MCNAB'S THE CHERRY-- MASHED POTATOES? REALLY?
- THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN.
DID YOU WANT TO SCOOP OUT THE LAST LESBIAN?
- JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT, SHAWN.
- ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW THAT THE SHOOTER
HELD HIS POSITION AT THE DOOR FOR EXACTLY 26 SECONDS.
- AND WE KNOW THIS HOW?
- BECAUSE THAT'S HOW LONG IT TAKES
TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
* HAPPY BIRTH-- - I GOT THE SINGING, SHAWN.
* HAAAAA-PY BIRTHDAY TO YOU *
- UPGRADE THAT TO AN EMERGENCY.
- * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BUZZ
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY
* TO YOU
- I KNOW WHO HE WAS AFTER.
[cell phone ringing]
[gunshots]
[tires screeching]
[impact]
- SERIOUSLY, HOW'S LASSIE?
- NOT GOOD. - OH, MAN.
- YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM THIS BAD.
- THIS SON OF A BITCH DESTROYED MY CAR.
- CALM DOWN, CARLTON. AT LEAST YOU'RE OKAY.
- YOU REALLY SHOULD COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS.
- YEAH, SHAWN'S CALL KEPT YOU FROM BEING HIT.
- JULES, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT THAT IT WAS ME
THAT SAVED LASSIE'S LIFE, OR THAT I WAS RIGHT,
OR THAT HE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME FROM THE START
BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU'RE UNHARMED,
AND THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF ME AND I WAS RIGHT.
- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THEY'RE GONNA
CHARGE THE CITY TO FIX THIS?
- ARE YOU ASKING SHAWN THE PSYCHIC,
OR SHAWN THE GUY WHO WORKED FOR A COUPLE AFTERNOONS
AT A MEINEKE?
- LASSITER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO'D WANT TO SHOOT YOU?
- A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO KILL ME.
I TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN THAT.
- SPENCER, ARE YOU GETTING ANY VIBRATIONS
ON WHO THAT MIGHT BE?
- CHIEF, THE PSYCHIC UNIVERSE IS
ECHOING LASSIE'S SENTIMENTS.
HE HAS SO MANY ENEMIES,
IT LITERALLY COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE.
- HIS LANDLORD. HIS MAILMAN. - HIS EX-WIFE. BIGFOOT.
- OKAY, WE'LL START WITH SOMEONE THAT LASSITER BUSTED.
- OKAY, BUT THAT ONLY ELIMINATES BIGFOOT.
BY THE WAY, LITTLE-KNOWN FACT:
BIGFOOT... HE ONLY WORE A SIZE TEN.
- I NEED BALLISTICS ON THE SHOOTER'S GUN
AND DETAILS ON ITS VANTAGE POINT WHEN HE FIRED ON LASSITER.
- ALL RIGHT, SINCE I'M POINT ON THIS,
O'HARA, YOU PULL ALL MY OLD CASE FILES,
START GOING OVER THEM.
I'M HITTING THE STREETS.
- YOU'RE STAYING PUT, CARLTON.
- CHIEF--
- NO, I CAN'T HAVE MY LEAD DETECTIVE ON THE STREET
WITH A TARGET ON HIM.
- OKAY, SO I'LL ORGANIZE THINGS FROM HERE.
- I ALSO CAN'T HAVE ANY APPEARANCE OF BIAS
OR A CONFLICT OF INTEREST IN THIS INVESTIGATION.
O'HARA, YOU'RE TAKING OVER AS POINT.
I'LL ASSIGN SOMEONE THE FIELD WORK,
YOU GO OVER THE OLD CASES.
SPENCER, I NEED YOU TO GET ANY READINGS YOU CAN
FROM THE EVIDENCE.
AND I WANT YOU KEPT IN THIS ROOM
UNDER 24-HOUR GUARD.
- WHAT?
- SORRY ABOUT THIS, PARTNER.
- HEY, LASSIE, THE FROZEN YOGURT GUY'S OUT FRONT.
DID YOU WANT TO GO GET ONE? OH, WAIT, YOU CAN'T.
YOW!
- THESE CASES OFFER THE MOST PROMISE.
IN EACH OF THEM THE PERP THREATENED PHYSICAL HARM
AGAINST LASSITER IN PUBLIC.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DIG IN.
- ARE YOU LOOKING AT PALERMO?
DON'T FORGET ABOUT PALERMO.
- WE WON'T.
- HOW 'BOUT FLETCHER?
- HIM TOO.
- O'HARA, HOLD THAT UP A LITTLE HIGHER SO I CAN SEE IT.
- THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.
- WHAT?
- MUCH BETTER. - ABSOLUTELY.
- WE'RE JUST MISSING ONE THING. - YEAH, PIZZA.
- I WAS GOING TO SAY AN IMMERSION THERAPY TANK
AND HALLUCINOGENS, BUT I COULD GO FOR A SLICE.
- YEAH, I'M HUNGRY. - I'LL CALL LUIGI'S.
THEY DELIVER. - THEY DELIVER HALLUCINOGENS?
THAT DOESN'T SEEM LEGAL, DOES IT?
- WHERE'S THE CORDLESS PHONE?
- WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? - YOU ALWAYS LOSE IT.
- NO, I DON'T LOSE IT.
I PLACE IT SOMEWHERE THAT LATER ELUDES ME.
- THAT'S THE SAME THING AS LOSING IT, SHAWN.
- MAYBE TO THOSE OF US WITHOUT THE NUANCE CHROMOSOME.
- MAYBE INSTEAD OF ARGUING ABOUT IT,
WE SHOULD ACTUALLY LOOK FOR IT.
OH, WOW, WHOSE ELLIPTICAL IS THIS?
- WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LOOK AT OUR BODIES
AND JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.
- GUS, WHEN DID YOU GET IT?
- WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LOOK AT 'EM IN A MONTH,
WHEN I'M RIPPED TO THE BONE, HAVE AN EIGHT-PACK.
POSSIBLY NINE. TALL BOYS.
YOU CAN PLAY MY ABS LIKE A HARP.
- HE NEVER USES IT.
- YOU KNOW, I JUST JOINED A GYM,
AND I GOT INTO THIS INCREDIBLE FITNESS REGIMEN.
IT'S ALL ABOUT SELF-MOTIVATION.
SHAWN, IF YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU SOME OF THE TRICKS
MY TRAINER TAUGHT ME...
- NO THANKS, JULES.
I'M NOT REALLY INTO THE WHOLE MOTIVATIONAL
TONY ROBBINS THING-- I PREFER HIS BROTHER BASKIN.
- HELLO, MRS. GARCIA. IS YOUR HUSBAND AVAILABLE?
I SEE.
WOULD YOU PLEASE GIVE HIM A MESSAGE FOR ME?
THIS IS DETECTIVE CARLTON LASSITER.
LET THAT FAT BASTARD KNOW
THAT I KNOW THAT HE'S THE ONE TRYING TO KILL ME,
AND IF HE WANTS TO TANGLE, BABY,
MY DANCE CARD IS WIDE OPEN!
I SEE.
I AM VERY SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, MA'AM.
I ACTUALLY HAD AN UNCLE WITH CORONARY DISEASE,
SO I UNDERSTAND-- HELLO?
- CAN'T FIND THAT PHONE ANYWHERE.
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE HAVING DORITOS FOR DINNER.
- [scoffs] YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.
OH! VIBRATIONS PIERCING THROUGH FROM THE OTHER SIDE.
PERSON OF INTEREST, POSSIBLE SHOOTER,
JUST RELEASED FROM PRISON.
IVAN...PETROVICH.
- I WAS JUST READING THAT GUY'S FILE.
HE'S SOME SORT OF DRUG LORD OR SOMETHING.
WHERE IS IT?
HERE IT IS.
THAT'S WEIRD. - WHAT?
- OUR NAMES ARE LISTED ON THE CASE,
BUT SHAWN AND I DIDN'T WORK ON IT.
- AND YET WE GOT PAID FOR IT. ISN'T THAT GREAT?
- I WAS NEVER PAID FOR IT.
- MAYBE WE DIDN'T GET PAID FOR IT.
- SHAWN, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT GET PAID?
- I DON'T KNOW, JULES. I'D HAVE TO CHECK SOME FILES,
CRUNCH SOME NUMBERS, PLACE SOME CALLS.
- YOU TOOK MONEY FOR A CASE THAT YOU DIDN'T DO?
- I ANSWERED THE PHONE, AND IT WAS THE CHIEF,
WHICH TECHNICALLY MAKES ME A CONSULTANT.
WAS IT A MISDIAL? MAYBE. WHY ARE WE SPLITTING HAIRS?
- IVAN PETROVICH ISN'T JUST ANY KIND OF DRUG LORD.
HE'S THE WORST KIND.
HE TARGETS HIGH SCHOOL KIDS.
REMEMBER THAT QUARTERBACK THAT OD'D?
IT WAS IN THE NEWSPAPER.
- I ONLY READ THE LONDON FINANCIAL TIMES
AND DOG FANCY.
OH, BOY.
I OFFICIALLY FEEL GUILTY.
I'LL RETURN THE $500, PLUS INTEREST.
I'LL APOLOGIZE TO THE FAMILY AND, UH...
I'LL DO THE THING IN THE BOX WITH THE GUY IN THE...THING.
- CONFESSION? - YEAH.
- I NEED TO GET BACK TO THE STATION
AND TELL VICK ABOUT PETROVICH.
ENJOY YOUR DORITOS.
- THAT'S A BUMMER.
- SHOULD WE START TRYING TO TRACK THIS GUY DOWN?
- THE SOONER WE DO, THE SOONER LASSIE ISN'T
SEQUESTERED AT THE STATION.
EHH, IT COULD PROBABLY WAIT TILL TOMORROW.
- I REMEMBER PETROVICH.
HE'S THE WORST KIND OF SCUM THAT THERE IS.
ALL RIGHT, I'M PUTTING AN APB OUT ON HIM.
WHY IS MY SPEAKERPHONE ON?
- CHIEF, I DEMAND TO BE THE ONE TO BRING IN PETROVICH.
- HE WAS LISTENING IN ON OUR CONVERSATION?
- CHIEF, MY PARTNER HAS THE RIGHT TO KNOW
WHO TRIED TO KILL HIM.
- LOOK, ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE IS PERSONAL.
PETROVICH IS A MONSTER.
THAT ONE FAMILY WHOSE LIVES HE DESTROYED
WHEN THEIR SON OD'D ON HIS POISON--
DURING HIS TRIAL, HE TURNED AROUND
AND WINKED AT THEM.
- I REMEMBER AS WELL AS YOU DO.
- AND ALL I WAS ABLE TO GET HIM ON
IS A WEAPONS CHARGE.
NOW, THAT HAS EATEN ME UP FOR THREE YEARS.
- THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
YOU GOT HIM ON WHAT YOU COULD, AND WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.
LOOK, I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOUR SAFETY.
THIS MAN IS HELL-BENT ON REVENGE,
AND HE'S TARGETING THE ONE OFFICER WHO PUT HIM AWAY.
- I DIDN'T WORK THAT CASE ALONE.
MCNAB WAS THERE WHEN I BUSTED PETROVICH.
- WHERE'S MCNAB? - HE'S OFF DUTY.
I'LL RUN THE SEARCH ON PETROVICH.
O'HARA, GIVE MCNAB A CALL, JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT HE'S OKAY.
BETTER YET, GO BY HIS PLACE.
CARLTON, I'M SORRY. OFFICERS, PLEASE.
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- [sighs] DAMN IT!
[intercom ringing]
COME ON, MCNAB.
GO AROUND BACK.
MCNAB!
- HELLO. - OH, THANK GOD.
- I WAS JUST IN THE SHOWER. WHAT'S UP?
- IVAN PETROVICH TRIED TO KILL LASSITER,
AND WE KNOW YOU WERE IN ON HIS ARREST,
AND HE'S THREATENED YOU TOO.
- PETROVICH-- THAT GUY'S THE DEVIL.
- FOR YOUR SAFETY, BECKETT HERE IS GONNA STAY WITH YOU.
I'M GONNA CHECK BACK IN A LITTLE WHILE, OKAY?
- OKAY. - NICE ROBE.
- THANKS.
HEY, BECKETT, I'M JUST GONNA GRAB MY MAIL.
GO ON IN. I'LL MAKE US SOME EGGS.
- WELL, HOW BAD IS HE? - HE'S STABLE.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
LUCKILY, IT WAS A CRUDE DEVICE.
IT WAS RIGGED TO GO OFF
THE SECOND THE MAILBOX KEY WAS TURNED.
THE BLAST BLEW HIM INTO THE POOL
AND PROBABLY SAVED HIS LIFE.
- OH, HELL.
[cell phone vibrating]
- HELLO, THIS IS BURTON GUSTER.
- GUS, THANK GOD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
- JULIET?
- IT LOOKS LIKE PETROVICH MAY BE TARGETING
EVERYONE WHO WAS ON THE CASE, WHICH INCLUDES YOU TWO.
- BUT WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY WORK ON THE CASE.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT SOMEHOW PETROVICH
MAY HAVE SEEN THE FILE. HAVE YOU TALKED TO SHAWN?
- SHAWN?
- [coughs]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- [panting]
- "IF YOUR HEART RATE DROPS BELOW 150, YOU DIE"?
[beeping]
- THE BOMB SQUAD IS ON ITS WAY. [beeping]
HOW DID YOU FIGURE THIS THING WAS BOOBY-TRAPPED?
- I SAW...THAT PETROVICH WENT AFTER MCNAB
ON THE LOCAL NEWS. I PUT IT ALL TOGETHER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE BEING TARGETED
FOR A CASE THAT WE NEVER WORKED ON.
- WELL, AT LEAST WE GOT PAID FOR IT.
- REALLY?
I'M STARRING IN THE ELLIPTICAL VERSION OF SPEED,
AND YOU'RE GUILTING ME OVER MONEY?
- JUST FOR THE RECORD, IT'S MORE LIKE LETHAL WEAPON 2.
THE ONE WHERE DANNY GLOVER FOUND THE BOMB
ATTACHED TO HIS TOILET.
- OH, GOD, I WOULD KILL TO BE ON A TOILET RIGHT NOW.
[beeping]
I'M NOT GONNA DIE ON THIS THING, AM I?
- DON'T THINK LIKE THAT, SHAWN.
WHATEVER HAPPENS, I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.
WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY?
- GUS...I'M REALLY TIRED.
- WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO, NO.
JUST HANG IN THERE, SHAWN.
THEY'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND NOW.
- LOOK, I JUST--
I JUST GOTTA SAY...THAT...
[grunting]
- I KNOW.
- I GOT $800 FOR THE PETROVICH CASE.
NOT $500.
- I FORGIVE YOU.
[door opens] - SHAWN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHERE'S THE BOMB? - IT'S DOWN THERE.
- WHY ARE YOU EXERCISING?
- IF HIS HEART RATE DROPS BELOW 150, HE'S TOAST.
- OH, MY GOD, I WROTE THIS NOTE. - WHAT?
- I LEFT IT FOR SHAWN AS A MOTIVATOR.
I DO THE SAME THING BEFORE EACH WORKOUT.
IT'S A TRICK MY TRAINER TAUGHT ME.
- WHAT KIND OF SICK TRAINER HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING WITH?
- WAIT A SECOND, SO WHAT IS THE BEEPING, BLINKING THING?
[beeping]
- WE'RE IDIOTS.
- OH...WILL YOU... PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
[phone continues beeping] OH, THANK GOD.
THANK GOD.
[thud]
- [indistinct whispering]
OKAY, GO. GO.
- GO BACK. - ALL RIGHT.
- WATCH MY BACK.
- OKAY, OKAY.
- ENOUGH!
IF PETROVICH KNEW YOU WERE LISTED ON THE REPORT,
HE WOULD'VE ALREADY MADE A MOVE.
NOW, MAN UP AND LET'S GO.
- WE'RE COOL. - WE'RE MEN.
[loud vibration] GET DOWN!
- EVERYBODY'S GOOD? - WOW.
- EVERYBODY'S GOOD.
- HEY, IT'S MCNAB.
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL YET.
BUZZ, BUDDY!
- OH, HEY, GUYS.
- WOW. THAT BOMB DID A NUMBER ON YOUR EYEBROW.
- BLEW IT CLEAN OFF.
- AMAZING. JUST THE BROW. - IT'S OKAY.
I'VE STILL GOT ONE GOOD ONE.
- HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
- UH, THE DOCTORS SAY I HAVE A SEVERE CONCUSSION,
BUT I FINE FEEL.
PLUS I'VE LOST PARTS OF THREE TOES.
- THAT'S TERRIBLE, MAN. - YEAH.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, SHAWN?
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A TICKLE IN YOUR THROAT.
- OH, NO, I'M JUST A LITTLE DEHYDRATED.
- OH, JEEZ.
HERE I AM, GOING ON AND ON ABOUT LOSING TOES
AND GETTING BLOWN 20 FEET INTO A SWIMMING POOL,
AND YOU'RE DYING OF THIRST.
LET'S GET YOU SOME WATER. - NO, BUZZ.
BUZZ, I CAN GET IT, MAN. - OH, NO, IT'S OKAY, I--
- NO, YOU--YOU-- YOU STAY HERE.
YOU KNOW, DO WHATEVER-- WHATEVER YOU WANT.
I HAD A KILLER WORKOUT THIS MORNING.
- ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP.
AS MOST OF YOU KNOW,
IVAN PETROVICH IS BACK ON THE STREETS,
AND HE'S TARGETING OUR OWN.
AND THIS MORNING HE WENT AFTER OFFICER MCNAB WITH A BOMB.
BRINGING IN PETROVICH IS OUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.
AND THE PERSON WHO I'VE PUT IN CHARGE OF THIS INVESTIGATION,
DESPITE MY CONCERN FOR HIS SAFETY,
IS THE MAN WHO KNOWS PETROVICH MORE THAN ALL OF US COMBINED:
DETECTIVE CARLTON LASSITER.
[cheers and applause] - WHOO! BIG DINGER! LASSIE!
- ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK ON THE CASE.
NOW, I'VE MADE UP A LIST OF ALL THE PLACES
I THINK PETROVICH MIGHT BE HIDING.
THEY'RE BEING PASSED OUT NOW.
I WANT EACH LOCATION SURVEILLED
OR CHECKED OUT IMMEDIATELY.
YOU'VE ALL BEEN ASSIGNED AN INDIVIDUAL TEAM,
WHICH YOU'LL FIND IN THE LOWER RIGHT HAND CORNER.
- EXCUSE ME. - WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
- SHAWN SPENCER HERE. I'M HAVING A PSYCHIC VISION.
IT'S OF A PLACE THAT'S NOT ON YOUR LIST.
MARTIN'S FOOGOO CHAIR.
NO. SONNY AND CHER-- NO.
LAIR. MARTIN'S LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM.
- NO. - MARTIN'S...SHOE REPAIR?
- WELL, THAT'S A PHONY BUSINESS PETROVICH USED
AS A FRONT FOR HIS DRUG TRADE.
HE WOULDN'T BE HIDING THERE. IT'S THE SIZE OF A PHONE BOOTH.
- THERE'S AN EXTRA ROOM. - HUH?
- THERE'S MORE TO THAT PLACE.
LASSIE, THIS IS A VERY STRONG HIT.
I THINK IT'S WORTH CHECKING OUT.
- WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY?
- FINE.
YOU RIDE WITH O'HARA AND I. THE REST OF YOU,
LET'S GET ON IT. WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
ALL RIGHT, THERE'S NOBODY IN HERE.
- WELL, THAT'S A SHAME.
I WAS HOPING DANIEL DAY LEWIS WOULD BE HERE
TO FIX THE RIP IN MY TRETORNS.
- SHAWN... - THE MAN COBBLES, GUS.
- I KNEW THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME.
LET'S GO, O'HARA. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
DADDY'S GETTING SOMETHING.
OH, YEAH, HE'S DEFINITELY GETTING SOMETHING.
I'M SENSING THERE'S AN EXTRA ROOM
ATTACHED TO THIS PLACE.
A SECRET ROOM.
WE JUST HAVE TO FIND THE, UH, SECRET--AHA!
IT'S NOT THIS.
DAMN IT
AH, BUT WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
*
[machine vibrates noisily]
[mouthing words]
- SHAWN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO LET THIS GO.
- WHAT IS THIS THING? - SHAWN!
- LOOK, THERE'S GOTTA BE, LIKE, A SECRET LEVER OR--
- LET'S GO.
[hollow knock]
- DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?
IT SOUNDS LIKE PETROVICH HAS A DEAD SPOT.
- MOVE THAT TABLE.
- [grunts, mutters]
OY!
[door creaks]
I'M GOING DOWN THERE.
[electricity buzzing]
I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN HERE, PETROVICH.
- WHY DIDN'T WE STAY UP INSIDE THE SHOE STORE?
- I TOLD YOU... I GET FREAKED OUT BY TASSELS.
[soft thud, squeaking]
[gunshots]
- I GOT HIM.
- LOOK AT THAT. LASSIE'S GETTING SOME PRESS.
- GOOD FOR HIM. HE DESERVES IT.
- 50 BUCKS TO THE GUY WHO CAN GET ON CAMERA THE MOST.
- YOU'RE ON.
- HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE TAKEN OUT
ONE OF SANTA BARBARA'S MOST NOTORIOUS DRUG LORDS,
A MAN WHO WAS PERSONALLY TARGETING YOU?
- WELL, I'M HAPPY THAT PARTICULAR PIECE OF SCUM
IS OFF THE STREET.
LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.
- DESCRIBE THE MOMENT FOR US. WERE YOU SCARED?
- I DON'T GET SCARED, LINDA.
HE REACHED FOR HIS GUN, AND I REACTED.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK PETROVICH THAT QUESTION.
- I CAN'T. HE'S DEAD.
- RIGHT.
- SO WHAT'S NEXT, DETECTIVE?
- WELL, THERE'S STILL-- KNOCK IT OFF!
THERE'S STILL QUITE A BIT OF POLICE WORK TO BE DONE,
BUT I AM GONNA TAKE THE TIME TO VISIT
SOME OF THE MEMBERS OF OUR COMMUNITY
WHO WERE MOST AFFECTED BY PETROVICH.
AND I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S GONNA FEEL PRETTY GOOD
TO GIVE THEM THIS NEWS.
- THERE IT IS. - GREAT. THANK YOU.
- AND HERE IT COMES.
AND...WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT...
- I DON'T GET SCARED, LINDA.
- [makes gunshot sound]
4 1/2 SECONDS. I WIN.
BOOM! - THERE'S NO WAY.
- SORRY, GUS. THE WATCH...
DOES NOT LIE.
OH, DORITOS, I'LL NEVER GET SICK OF YOU.
- YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, LASSITER STEPPED UP BIG TODAY.
- YEAH, I GUESS.
- DO YOU NOT AGREE?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
DON'T YOU THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING WEIRD
ABOUT THE WAY THAT WHOLE THING WENT DOWN?
- THERE WERE LOTS OF THINGS THAT WERE WEIRD.
LIKE YOUR IRRATIONAL FEAR OF TASSELS.
- IRRATIONAL? - YES.
- WHAT PURPOSE DO TASSELS SERVE ON SHOES, GUS?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- I DO. EVIL.
- SHAWN. - I'M SORRY.
THERE'S STILL SOMETHING BUGGING ME ABOUT IT.
- YOU WANT ME TO DO A LITTLE ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGY ON YOU?
- NO, I DO NOT. - I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS OF LASSIE.
- I'M HAPPY TO ADMIT THAT LASSIE SUCCEEDED.
- REALLY? THEN WHY DID YOU JUST PUT "SUCCEEDED"
IN AIR QUOTES?
- OKAY, FINE.
LASSIE DID GREAT TODAY. THERE, YOU HAPPY?
- I WOULD BE HAPPIER IF YOU REALLY MEANT IT.
- LASSIE...DID GREAT TODAY. - SHAWN.
- LASSIE DID GREAT TODAY. - OH, GOD.
- LASSIE DID GREAT TODAY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT... - * TODAY
- REWIND HIS INTERVIEW. I'M RETIMING.
- AS PROMISED, AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE DETECTIVE
WHO SINGLE-HANDEDLY TOOK OUT NOTORIOUS DRUG BOSS--
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- THE SHOOTER HAD NO SCAR.
I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SHAWN?
- LOOK AT PETROVICH'S LEFT HAND.
- WHAT? - JUST LOOK AT IT!
YOU SEE THAT SCAR?
- YEAH. SO?
- SO PETROVICH WASN'T THE GUY IN THE BAR, GUS.
- WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PICKING UP? I'VE BEEN CALLING.
- WE DIDN'T HEAR THE--
SHAWN... THIS IS CHARGING.
THIS IS NOT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
- I DON'T KNOW WHY THOSE THINGS GIVE ME SO MUCH TROUBLE.
- FORGET ABOUT THAT.
I JUST SAW THE CORONER'S REPORT ON PETROVICH.
HE HAD ALREADY BEEN DEAD FOR TWO HOURS
BEFORE WE GOT THERE.
- LASSITER SHOT A DEAD GUY?
- SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
- SO WHOEVER'S TARGETING LASSITER AND MCNAB
IS STILL OUT THERE.
- HOW DID HE DIE, BY THE WAY? - DRUG OVERDOSE.
AND A MAJOR ONE AT THAT.
THEY FOUND GIANT AMOUNTS OF PCP, HEROIN, AND
METHAMPHETAMINE IN HIS SYSTEM. - DAMN.
- THE GUY'S IN PRISON FOR THREE YEARS.
HE GETS OUT AND THEN ODs?
DID THE CORONER'S REPORT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
HIM BEING RESTRAINED, OR ABRASIONS ON HIS BODY?
- YEAH, HE HAD ROPE BURNS ON HIS WRISTS.
PETROVICH DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF.
- SOMEONE TIED HIM UP AND FORCED THE DRUGS ON HIM.
- WAS LASSITER SERIOUS WHEN HE SAID HE WANTED
TO REACH OUT TO MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY
WHOSE LIVES WERE AFFECTED THE MOST?
- HE'S BEEN DOING IT ALL DAY. WHY?
- I THINK HE'S IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.
- MR. SALAMATCHIA.
- THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE, DETECTIVE.
- OF COURSE.
- WOULD YOU MIND? - OF COURSE NOT, SIR.
I HAVE SOME GREAT NEWS FOR YOU, IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ALREADY.
- OH?
WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
- OKAY, THANKS. LET ME KNOW.
THERE'S STILL NO WORD FROM LASSITER.
AND THEY CHECKED SALAMATCHIA'S HOME
BUT THERE'S NOBODY THERE.
- THIS GUY WAS SPECIAL OPS IN THE MARINES, TWICE DECORATED.
- ARE THERE ANY OTHER ADDRESSES LISTED FOR HIM?
- IT SAYS HE OWNS A RESTAURANT ACROSS TOWN.
- WHAT'S THE ADDRESS?
- TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF HIS SON'S DEATH.
I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
- SO IT WAS YOU THIS ENTIRE TIME.
I'M SORRY, SIR, I JUST DON'T GET IT.
- PETROVICH PUMPS DRUGS INTO OUR SCHOOLS,
AND MY SON ENDS UP DEAD,
AND YOU LOCK HIM AWAY ON A GUNS CHARGE?
THAT'S MY DEFINITION OF NOT GETTING IT.
PUT 'EM DOWN.
- LOOK...
THE GUN CHARGE WAS ALL I COULD GET HIM ON AT THE TIME.
ALL RIGHT?
I WANTED HIM OFF THE STREETS. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
- POISON HIM. BLOW HIM UP.
MAKE HIM DEAD.
- THAT'S MURDER.
- NOPE. THAT'S JUSTICE.
I'M A SOLDIER.
I'VE KILLED PEOPLE WHOSE MUDDY BOOTS
PETROVICH WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO LICK.
HIS DEATH, AND YOURS, IS JUST MY WAY OF...
BRINGING THINGS BACK INTO BALANCE.
YOU SEE MY POINT.
- WHAT I SEE IS A DECENT MAN WHOSE GRIEF HAS DRIVEN HIM
TO THE BREAKING POINT.
- DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU FEEL SOMETHING FOR ME, PLEASE.
- I'VE GIVEN THE BETTER PART OF MY CAREER
CHASING THE PETROVICHES OF THE WORLD
BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
I UNDERSTAND THE PAIN THAT HE'S PUT YOU THROUGH.
- I'VE LOST MY ONLY CHILD, GONE THROUGH A DIVORCE.
JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW? HUH?
- MR. SALAMATCHIA-- - NO.
SORRY, DETECTIVE.
- FREEZE!
DROP IT!
- NO. YOU DROP IT OR I'LL KILL HIM RIGHT NOW.
NOW!
- PLEASE TELL ME ONE OF YOU IS CARRYING A WEAPON.
- WEAPON? NO. OH, WAIT.
- HEY!
- IT'S JUST-- IT'S JUST THIS.
- YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
- IT'S OKAY. IT'S TOTALLY OUT OF RANGE.
- I RECOGNIZE YOU.
- YES, SIR, WE'RE BOTH LISTED ON THE PETROVICH CASE.
- NO, WE ARE NOT.
- I'M NOT GONNA LIE. - SINCE WHEN?
- NO, I SAW YOU IN THE BAR.
I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT CASE.
YOU WEREN'T ON IT.
- [whispers] ONE TIME. - WHAT?
- GET THOSE FEET GOING. COME ON, GET LOW.
GET LOW. ATTABOY.
- ONE TIME.
[thud] DAMN IT.
- [groaning]
- GOOD WORK.
- YEAH. GREAT WORK, LASSIE.
- DID YOU JUST THROW OUR CORDLESS PHONE INTO A TREE?
- A MAN'S LIFE WAS HANGING IN THE BALANCE.
IT WAS CLEARLY OUR ONLY MOVE.
- YOU'RE BUYING US A NEW PHONE, SHAWN.
- YOUR MIND IS NOT AN OPPONENT, SHAWN.
IT'S A TEAMMATE.
A TEAMMATE THAT'S THERE FOR YOU IN GOOD TIMES AND BAD.
YOU MAY NOT ALWAYS GET ALONG-- IT MAY BE MOODY...
WEAR YOUR SHOWER SANDALS WITHOUT PERMISSION.
BUT NEVER DOUBT ITS LOYALTY.
SO WHEN I ROLL THIS BALL TO YOU,
I WANT YOU TO SCOOP IT UP AND DELIVER A PERFECT STRIKE,
KNOWING ALL THE WHILE THAT YOUR TEAMMATE IS PULLING FOR YOU.
- I DID IT.
I'M OVER THE YIPS. WHAT?
- I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, SHAWN! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, HA HA!
AHH, YEAH. [chuckling]
- LITTLE LONG ON THE HUG.
THANK YOU, THOUGH, DOC.
- MY PLEASURE.
YOU STILL WANT ME TO BILL CHIEF VICK?
- UH, YEAH, BUT WE'RE CALLING THIS "TRAUMA THERAPY."
- WILL DO. [clicks tongue]
SEE YA, GUS.
- THAT'S IT, BUDDY.
I'M BACK TO BEING A FIVE-TOOL PLAYER.
CALL ME TORI HUNTER, BUT DO IT IN THE JAMAICAN ACCENT.
- [Jamaican accent] ME SAID 'EM CALL ME TORI HUNTER.
LOOK, CAN WE NOW GO TO KINGSTON'S
AND GET SOME JERK CHICKEN AND JOHNNY CAKES?
I'M STARVING. - YEAH, LET ME GET THE STUFF.
- IT'S GONNA BE YOUR TREAT TOO.
YOU STILL OWE ME FOR THOSE SOCKS.
- YOU STILL OWE ME FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
- HEY, SHAWN, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT ATHLETES AND MENTAL BLOCKS, RIGHT?
- [chuckles] DON'T EVEN TRY IT, BUDDY.
- I'M NOT TRYING ANYTHING, SHAWN.
I'M JUST MERELY STATING THE FACT
THAT MOST ATHLETES FIND THAT
WHEN THEY GET OVER ONE MENTAL BLOCK,
IT SHOWS ITSELF IN ANOTHER PART OF THEIR GAME.
FOR EXAMPLE, HITTING.
- YOU TRYING TO GO HANNIBAL LECTER ON ME?
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
THIS IS ONE UNFLAPPABLE ELEMENT OF MY GAME.
- OH, YOU WANT ME TO THROW IT AT YOU?
- YEAH, SERVE ONE UP.
YOU BRING THAT LITTLE TATER OVER HERE.
YOU BRING THAT LITTLE TATER TOT.
- OKAY.
- UNH!
- [chuckling]
- GIMME ANOTHER ONE.
PUT IT IN HERE.
DIE!
[grunting]
DR. MANNY!
COULD YOU COME BACK, PLEASE?
ALL RIGHT, COME ON. BRING THAT MEAT.
DAMN IT!