1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,271 [coyote howling] 2 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:05,573 - SHAWN, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT OUR TROOP. 3 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:08,008 - DUDE, THIS IS A CHANCE TO PUT OUR SKILLS TO A REAL TEST. 4 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:10,644 [eerie noises] 5 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:13,581 - OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT? 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:14,882 - IT WAS NOTHING. 7 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:16,317 YOUR LITTLE LIL' CHIEF SENSES ARE OFF. 8 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,418 [eerie noise] 9 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,487 - OKAY, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT. 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,989 - PROBABLY JUST A GIANT BEAVER. [heavy breathing] 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,791 - A GIANT BEAVER? 12 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:26,560 DAGNABBIT, SHAWN, WHAT IS IT? 13 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,296 [animal snarling] 14 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:32,133 - RUN! 15 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:35,069 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA. 16 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,870 WANDERING OFF IS ABOUT THE DUMBEST THING 17 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:37,938 YOU'VE EVER DONE, SHAWN. 18 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,374 DO YOU KNOW HOW DENSE THIS FOREST IS? 19 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,143 - DENSE ENOUGH FOR A WEREWOLF TO RUN AMOK 20 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,577 AND SWALLOW ME LIKE A ROLLO. 21 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,012 - WEREWOLVES, HUH? 22 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,280 - YEAH, DIDN'T YOU HEAR THEM? 23 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:47,981 - WELL, THE MIND CAN CONVINCE ITSELF 24 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:50,251 OF ALMOST ANYTHING WHEN FEAR IS INVOLVED. 25 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:54,355 BUT FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO, DOES IT, BOYS? 26 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,258 [animal howling] 27 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,892 - [meekly] HELP ME. 28 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:04,632 - OKAY... WE'RE OUTA HERE. 29 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,335 - THE FOLLOWING IS THE ROYAL RUMBLE! 30 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:11,105 [fans cheering on television] 31 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:15,276 - [shouting] LET'S GOOOOO! 32 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,911 OHOOOOOO! 33 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:19,680 - "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN. 34 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,383 - WINNER OF THE FIRST-EVER RUMBLE IN 1988. 35 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,717 OLD SCHOOL. 36 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,486 - YOU EVEN GOT THE 2x4. ALL RIGHT. 37 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,988 - LOOK AT YOU. WE BOTH WENT RETRO. 38 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:31,058 ALTHOUGH HE SHOULD HAVE A VAST AND UNRULY BEARD. 39 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,560 - I DIDN'T WANT TO DRAW ON HIS FACE, SHAWN. 40 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,528 BUT DON'T WORRY, THE MOST IMPORTANT COMPONENT 41 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,497 IS STILL INTACT. 42 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,566 - [both] WHAAAAAT? 43 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,702 - SYLVESTER RITTER, AKA: JUNKYARD DOG. 44 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,871 THE MOST PROLIFIC AND ELECTRIFYING WRESTLER 45 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:44,872 OF HIS TIME. 46 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,174 MAY HE REST IN PEACE. 47 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:47,941 - AMEN. 48 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,112 - IS IT A LITTLE WEIRD THAT WE STILL-- 49 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,582 - YEAH, THIS MIGHT HAVE TO BE THE LAST YEAR FOR THE DOLLS. 50 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,250 - KINDA CREEPY. 51 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,751 - LET'S COVER THEM WITH SOMETHING. 52 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:01,455 - ALL RIGHT. - HURRY. 53 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,357 - HELLO? 54 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,695 HELLO. 55 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:10,398 PLEASE SAY YOU'RE THE PSYCHIC DETECTIVES--PLEASE. 56 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:13,367 - I'M THE PSYCHIC DETECTIVE. HE JUST HAS A MAGIC 8-BALL HEAD. 57 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,703 - OKAY, TERRIFIC. OKAY, THIS IS GOOD. 58 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,137 MY NAME IS STEWART GIMBLEY. 59 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:19,873 I NEED YOU TO LOCK ME UP AND OBSERVE MY BEHAVIOR OVERNIGHT. 60 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,575 YOU'RE MY LAST HOPE. 61 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,112 - WHOA! - HEY, DUDE! DUDE! 62 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,249 - NO, IT'S FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION. 63 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,721 - ARE THOSE SILVER BULLETS? 64 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,489 - LOOK, I WENT TO THE COPS, AND I TOLD THEM 65 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:36,557 TO PUT ME IN A CELL. 66 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:37,825 AND THE DETECTIVE I SPOKE TO SAID, 67 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:40,461 "JAIL IS FOR CRIMINALS, NOT DELUSIONAL WHACKADOOS." 68 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,562 - HE SAID "WHACKADOOS"? 69 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,030 - UH-HUH. AND THEN HE PINCHED HIMSELF 70 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,465 AND TOLD ME TO COME SEE YOU GUYS. 71 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,335 - AND WHAT, EXACTLY, DOES THIS DETECTIVE LOOK LIKE? 72 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,604 - IMAGINE ROBERT GOULET DRESSED LIKE MR. BEAN 73 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,673 PLAYING THE SCARECROW IN A SUMMER STOCK PRODUCTION 74 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,442 OF THE WIZARD OF OZ, DEDICATED TO TONY RANDALL. 75 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:57,278 - UH-HUH. 76 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,313 - SO, STEWART, WHY DO YOU FEEL YOU NEED TO BE 77 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:02,483 LOCKED UP AND OBSERVED? 78 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,618 - I'M ALMOST POSITIVE I'M A LYCAN. 79 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:07,154 - LICHEN? LIKE SEAWEED? 80 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,956 - NO, A LYCAN. 81 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,925 - OH, YOU MEAN A LYCHEE. LIKE SHEEP'S WOOL. 82 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,026 - LYCHEE IS A DRUPE FRUIT, SHAWN. 83 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,629 - A LYCAN. LYCANTHROPE. A--A-- 84 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,030 - WEREWOLF? - YES! 85 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,600 - WHAT? 86 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,972 [clears throat] 87 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,608 "DEE'S NUTS." I DON'T GET IT. 88 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,514 - I THINK I DID THAT LAST NIGHT. 89 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,649 - YOU THINK YOU KILLED A LITTLE LAMB? 90 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:38,786 - YES. TONIGHT COULD BE MUCH WORSE. 91 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,621 I WAS GONNA ASK MY SISTER TO WATCH ME, 92 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:43,391 BUT I LOVE HER AND CLEARLY FEAR FOR HER SAFETY. 93 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,958 - RUMBLE'S ABOUT TO START ANY SECOND. 94 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:46,860 - RUMBLE'S ON. - I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE-- 95 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:50,731 - I CAN PAY YOU THRICE YOUR NORMAL RATE. 96 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,500 - [softly] I'M DEFINITELY NOT DOING IT FOR HALF PRICE, 97 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,734 I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 98 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,703 - THAT'S THREE TIMES THE AMOUNT, SHAWN. 99 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,071 - I'VE HEARD IT BOTH WAYS. - NO, YOU HAVEN'T. 100 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:00,308 - IT'S STARTING. - THE RUMBLE'S ON. 101 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,475 - WE CAN THROW HIM IN THE CORNER. 102 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:02,743 - IT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 103 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,178 - IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S REALLY A WEREWOLF. 104 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:08,081 HOUSE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS. ONE... 105 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:09,249 - NO TALKING DURING THE RUMBLE. TWO... 106 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:10,584 - YOU LEAVE HERE AT SUNRISE, 107 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:13,321 NEVER EVER, EVER COME BACK AGAIN. AND THREE... 108 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,255 - TOUCH THE QUATRO QUESO DOS FRITOS 109 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,390 AND I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN USING BASIC, 110 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,359 TRADITIONAL BEGINNER'S KARATE. 111 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:19,993 - DEAL. 112 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:22,095 YOU ARE TRULY LIFESAVERS. 113 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:24,264 NOW, PLEASE, BIND MY EXTREMITIES 114 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:28,436 AS BEST YOU CAN. 115 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,871 [crowd roaring] 116 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,105 - HO! 117 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,841 - PROVING TIME AND AGAIN HERE TONIGHT, 118 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,109 HACKSAW IS JUST HAMMERING AWAY. 119 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,111 - HE'S HITTING EVERYBODY IN SIGHT. 120 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,047 - HO! 121 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,715 - YOU SURE YOU GUYS CAN HANDLE THIS? 122 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:44,151 - PLEASE, STEW, WE'RE PROFESSIONALS. 123 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:46,387 - AS HACKSAW... 124 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,124 [eerie music] 125 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,097 [eerie music intensifies] 126 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:05,238 [glass shatters] both: AAH! AAH! 127 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:28,061 [filmstrip running through projector] 128 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,336 [howling] 129 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,571 [woman screams] 130 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:40,908 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 131 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,743 - * I KNOW YOU KNOW 132 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,378 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 133 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:46,246 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 134 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,781 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 135 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,483 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 136 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,118 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 137 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,653 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 138 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,888 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 139 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:58,058 * I KNOW YOU KNOW * 140 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,296 [animal howling] - I GOT SOMETHING. 141 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,167 RIGHT THERE. 142 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,704 [sighs] 143 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:14,608 - LET'S SEND BAMBI BACK TO MAMA. 144 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:18,278 ON MY WORD. READY... 145 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,780 NOW! 146 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,515 [gunshot] 147 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,016 - [whimpering] 148 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,953 RED? RED? 149 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:30,223 WHAT THE-- WHO'S THERE? WHO'S THERE? 150 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:32,793 I--I WILL BLOW YOU TO KINGDOM COME. 151 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,028 YOU HEAR ME? 152 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:38,566 YOU--YOU--YOU ARE MESSING WITH THE WRONG SON OF A B-- 153 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,602 [screams] 154 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,248 - DAMN IT, SPENCER, I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THAT. 155 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,950 IT'S LIKE WATCHING SOMEONE WHILE THEY SLEEP. 156 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:59,119 - WHY WERE YOU READING THAT FILE LIKE MR. PEANUT? 157 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,021 - I WAS CURIOUS. 158 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,156 SEVERAL DISTINGUISHED MILITARY STRATEGISTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY-- 159 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,558 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, 160 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:08,496 I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO THE LIKES OF YOU. 161 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,397 "DEE'S NUTS"? 162 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:15,302 - STEWART GIMBLEY. RING ANY BELLS? 163 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:18,138 - GIMBLEY? HMM. 164 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:23,110 ABOUT YAY HIGH, YELLOW EYES, HOWLS AT THE MOON. 165 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,413 - LASSIE, THIS GUY SPENT LAST NIGHT 166 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,649 CHAINED UP IN OUR OFFICE UNTIL HE ESCAPED 167 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,183 AND JUMPED THROUGH OUR DOUBLE-PANED WINDOW. 168 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:31,685 - IT'S NOT EVEN SORT OF DOUBLE-PANED. 169 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:34,988 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HE BROKE THROUGH HIS CHAINS? 170 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,189 - FIGURATIVELY, YES. 171 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,325 LITERALLY, IT WAS DUCT TAPE AND KITE STRING. 172 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:39,493 - YES. - LET ME GUESS. 173 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,328 HE CHEWED HIS WAY OUT WITH HIS BIG, BAD TEETH, 174 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:42,596 ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH. 175 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,264 - WE WERE SLEEPING, SO WE CAN'T CONFIRM 176 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,766 HOW POINTY HIS EARS WERE, LASSIE. 177 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,467 - I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HIS EARS. 178 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:48,736 - THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. - ME TOO. 179 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,671 AND NOW WE HAVE A BROKEN WINDOW THAT YOU SHOULD PAY FOR. 180 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:53,206 - FAT CHANCE. HERE. 181 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,775 WHY DON'T YOU GO LOOK FOR YOUR LOST PET 182 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,244 AT HIS PLACE OF BUSINESS. 183 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,846 - [both] "OCCULTOPUSS"? 184 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,648 - YEAH. EVEN THOUGH I WOULDN'T LOCK HIM UP 185 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:01,982 BECAUSE HE WAS FROM THE PLANET WOLFEN, 186 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,117 HE STILL TOLD ME TO COME DOWN AND HAVE MY PALM READ 187 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,654 BY HIS SISTER...WILLOW. 188 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:07,788 - YOU'RE SAYING YOU'VE WORN THAT SHIRT 189 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,089 FOR AT LEAST TWO DAYS IN A ROW. 190 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,124 - REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS PLACE. 191 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,026 - YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TAG ALONG? 192 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,328 - I WOULD RATHER ADOPT A CHILD. 193 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,797 - COPY THAT. 194 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,532 - OCCULTOPUSS? - YES. 195 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,801 BUT FIRST...JULES? 196 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,036 - SORRY, SHAWN, NO TIME FOR YOUR TOMFOOLERY AND SILLINESS. 197 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,772 - ACTUALLY, WE-- - THAT ALSO GOES FOR 198 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,306 YOUR NONSENSE, MALARKEY, AND SHENANIGANS. 199 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,876 - WE NEED A FAVOR, IT'S LEGIT, AND WE PROMISE TO OWE YOU BIG. 200 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:31,011 - YOU BETTER MAKE IT QUICK. 201 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,346 - I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE SANITARY. 202 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,682 - OH, I USED TO HAVE ONE OF THESE 203 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,049 WITH WONDER WOMAN'S FACE ON IT. 204 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,751 - ME TOO. - IT'S A HAIR. 205 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,086 CAN YOU RUN IT? WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM. 206 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,988 MORE SPECIFICALLY, WHETHER IT CAME FROM A WOLF 207 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,022 OR A WERE-HYBRID. 208 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,456 - A... - WERE-HYBRID. 209 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:46,159 - PLEASE, JULES, THIS COULD BE A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH. 210 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,596 OR MANGE. 211 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,730 - OKAY. 212 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,632 - SWEET! USE THE BAT PHONE. 213 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,307 - HEY. 214 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,113 - [chuckles] BOOK OF SHADOWS. 215 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:15,823 HEY THERE. MY NAME IS SHAWN SPENCER. 216 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,592 THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE RON DAVIS, AKA BOB ADAMS. 217 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:21,595 KNOWN TO HIS COVEN SIMPLY AS RICH FINGERLIND. 218 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,030 - YOU'RE A WARLOCK? 219 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:26,767 - NO, BUT HALLE BERRY CALLS ME "BLACK MAGIC." 220 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,702 - YOU'RE NEVER MET HALLE BERRY. - YES, I HAVE. 221 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,839 ON THE SET OF GOTHIKA. 222 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:34,541 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I ALWAYS FORGET. 223 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,977 HE DIRECTED GOTHIKA. - MAY I HELP YOU? 224 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,646 - THAT DEPENDS. ARE YOU WILLOW GIMBLEY? 225 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,113 - I AM. - GREAT. 226 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,782 WE JUST SPENT THE EVENING WITH YOUR BROTHER STEWART 227 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,550 AT OUR PSYCHIC DETECTIVE AGENCY. 228 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,386 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT HE MIGHT BE A LYCAN. 229 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,554 - NOT THE DRUPE FRUIT. 230 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,523 RATHER, THE HAIRY BIPED THAT HUNTS AND MAULS. 231 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:53,661 - YES, I WAS AFRAID THAT COULD BE THE CASE. 232 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,995 EVER SINCE HE WAS BITTEN, 233 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,097 HE'S BEEN ACTING PECULIAR AND BLACKING OUT. 234 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,532 ALL SIGNS POINT DIRECTLY TO THE MARK OF THE BEAST. 235 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,301 - UH, DID YOU JUST SAY "BITTEN"? 236 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,503 - YES. WE WERE ON A MYSTICAL MARCH 237 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,106 IN THE DICK SMITH WILDERNESS IN SANTA YNEZ A FEW WEEKS AGO. 238 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,975 WE GOT LOST, AND HE WENT OFF-TRAIL 239 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,310 TO MAKE WATER IN THE DARKNESS-- THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED. 240 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,512 - SURE HOPE HE FINISHED HIS BUSINESS. 241 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,381 - HE SAID HE SAW TEETH, FUR, AND A SNOUT. 242 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,483 NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER. 243 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,619 HE'S BEEN SO ELUSIVE THIS PAST WEEK. 244 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,421 HE WON'T LET ME OR ANY OTHER OF THE SHAMANS 245 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,756 IN OUR HEALING RHOMBUS HELP HIM 246 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,391 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO PUT US IN DANGER. 247 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:29,562 WOW, IT'S REALLY STARTING TO SINK IN. 248 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:32,966 MY BIG BRO. 249 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,403 - WILLOW, ANY IDEA WHERE HE MIGHT BE NOW? 250 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:38,038 - WE'RE FEARLESS, WE'RE TRYING TO HELP, 251 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,039 AND ONE OF US IS SINGLE. 252 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:42,642 - AND CLEARLY GOTH-CURIOUS. 253 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,844 TRUST US, YOU DON'T WANT THE COPS TO FIND HIM 254 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,178 BEFORE WE DO. 255 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,716 - WELL, I SUSPECT HE'S HIDING AND SCARED TO DEATH, 256 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,718 WHAT WITH THE THIRD AND FINAL FULL MOON. 257 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,120 WHICH ISN'T EXACTLY FULL, JUST ESPECIALLY GIBBOUS. 258 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,756 HIS NEED TO FEED TONIGHT WILL BE MORE INTENSE 259 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,191 THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 260 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:01,028 - I SEE. WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE, AND WHY? 261 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,129 - FRIENDS, AND A COUPLE OF THE OTHERS 262 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,563 FROM STEWART'S THERAPY GROUP. 263 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,597 THEY'RE VERY CLOSE. 264 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,366 STEW'S BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR. 265 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,068 - IS THAT SHANGRI-LALA'S? 266 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,937 - STEW KNOWS SOMEONE WHO WORKS THERE. 267 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,338 WE GOT HALF OFF THE PARTY PACKAGE, 268 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,840 AND WE GOT TO BRING OUR OWN VAMPIRE GEISHA. 269 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,042 - NOW, THAT'S A PARTY. 270 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,176 THANK YOU, WILLOW. 271 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,444 PLEASE CALL US IF STEWART SHOWS UP. 272 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,047 OUR NUMBER'S ON THE BACK, IN PENCIL. 273 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,982 BUT FEEL FREE TO USE MY WORK CELL ON THE FRONT. 274 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,518 - PLEASE FIND MY BROTHER BEFORE HE EATS AN INNOCENT. 275 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,020 - "BITTEN," SHAWN? 276 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,256 IF SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH, THE MAN WAS BITTEN BY A BEAST. 277 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,724 THIS MAY BE ABOVE OUR PAY GRADE. 278 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,360 - GUS, DON'T BE THE THIRD THOMPSON TWIN WITH THE DREADS. 279 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,795 THIS IS EXACTLY AT OUR PAY GRADE. 280 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:35,963 PLUS, WE'RE HIS ONLY HOPE. 281 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,464 IMAGINE BEING HIM RIGHT NOW? 282 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:38,799 OF COURSE, THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET JIGGY 283 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,067 WITH HIS SISTER. 284 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,802 - DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT, SHAWN. 285 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,536 SHE'S CLEARLY IN EMOTIONAL PERIL, 286 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,704 AND HER HEART IS HEAVY. 287 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:45,806 AND ALL THAT WEIRD, SEXY MAKEUP 288 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:46,874 IS JUST A CRY FOR HELP 289 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,342 FROM A STRONG MAN WITH A SOLID JOB. 290 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,179 - LOOK AT YOU CRUSHING ON VAMPIRA. 291 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,881 OH... [cell phone rings] 292 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,549 WHO IS THIS? 293 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,551 HEL-- 294 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,953 - [quietly] SHAWN, I NEED YOU TO COME TO LEADBETTER BEACH 295 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,255 AND BRING ME A 36-HOUR SURVIVAL BASKET. 296 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,524 - LOOK, DAD, I'M A LITTLE TIED UP RIGHT NOW. 297 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,859 - SHAWN, THIS IS A PERSONAL CHALLENGE THAT INVOLVES 298 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,627 A FORMER NEMESIS AND SOMETHING I DESERVE. 299 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,628 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 300 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,898 - NOT EVEN SORT OF. 301 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,966 - BRING ME TWO HAM SANDWICHES ON STONE GROUND WHEAT-- 302 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,269 MUSTARD, NO MAYO. PLENTY OF ELECTROLYTE LIQUIDS, 303 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,670 AND A FLASHLIGHT. 304 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:18,972 ASAP. 305 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,207 - OKAY, FOLKS, HERE WE GO. 306 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,043 KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THIS BRAND NEW BEAUTIFUL TRUCK 307 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,978 AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN LAST. 308 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,314 LAST MAN STANDING DRIVES IT HOME. 309 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:31,018 - NO MERCY, SPENCER. 310 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,197 - OH, GOD. 311 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,586 - HOT OFF THE WIRE, ANOTHER POSSIBLE ANIMAL ATTACK. 312 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,621 ABOUT SIX MILES FROM WHERE THAT POOR LITTLE LAMB 313 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,357 WAS RIPPED APART TWO NIGHTS AGO. 314 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,860 - HUNTERS? - MUST'VE BEEN LOUSY SHOTS. 315 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,196 - SON OF A BITCH. - WHAT IS IT? 316 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,630 - MY WORST NIGHTMARE. 317 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,166 SPENCER'S GONNA BE CALLING ME ANY SECOND. 318 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,501 LET'S GO. - UM, RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 319 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,671 I'M JUST GONNA STOP OFF AT THE LADIES' ROOM FIRST. 320 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,616 - UNBELIEVABLE. THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS. 321 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,853 - DUDE, HE COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT HIS BAG. 322 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,488 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SHAWN? 323 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,723 - PREPARING TO PLAY HOT CROSS BUNS ON THE RECORDER. 324 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:44,892 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 325 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:45,993 - YOU CAN'T JUST GO RIFLING 326 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,194 THROUGH ANOTHER MAN'S STUFF, SHAWN. 327 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,395 [high-pitched squeak] 328 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,662 - PRETTY SURE THE PRIVACY BARRIER WAS BROKEN 329 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,098 WHEN YOU DUCT-TAPED HIS THIGHS TOGETHER. 330 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,732 - IT HELPED RESTRICT THE FLEXIBILITY 331 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,733 IN HIS HIPS, SHAWN. 332 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,968 - "ONE CAPSULE BEFORE BEDTIME." 333 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,669 WHAT IS HALOPERIDOL PRESCRIBED FOR? 334 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:57,871 - SCHIZOPHRENIA. 335 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,907 IT ALSO REDUCES AGGRESSION TOWARDS OTHERS. 336 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,374 AND USED IN COMBINATION WITH CHLORPROMAZINE, 337 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,642 CAN CONTROL HICCUPS. 338 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,977 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DR. KEN TUCKER? 339 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,745 - PSYCHIATRIST. HE'S NOT ON MY ROUTE. 340 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,414 BUT HE IS DOING WELL FOR HIMSELF. 341 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,682 HE JUST MOVED HIS PRACTICE INTO NEW DIGS ON ARTHUR AVENUE. 342 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,152 - NO KIDDING. I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 343 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,254 WE'VE HAD A CASE WITH A DOCTOR WHO WASN'T ON YOUR ROUTE. 344 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,689 - ALL STREAKS ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN, SHAWN. 345 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,425 - WELL, IF THIS GUY THINKS STEW NEEDS HELP 346 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,826 CONTROLLING HIS AGGRESSION, 347 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,828 WE SHOULD PROBABLY PAY HIM A VISIT, DON'T YOU THINK? 348 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,167 - WHOA, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING. 349 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,069 THIS GUY'S FEELING GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF, HUH? 350 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,038 - HIS OFFICE IS THIS WAY, SHAWN. 351 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:34,241 - OH, YEAH, LOOK AT THAT. RIGHT ON THE DOOR THERE. 352 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,350 HELLO THERE, MYRTLE. 353 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,419 MY NAME IS R.P. MCMURPHY. THIS IS MY PARTNER CHESWICKE. 354 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,321 WE BOTH HAVE SOME FAULTY WIRING UP IN OUR NOGGINS, 355 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,291 AND I'M AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO THE DOC. 356 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,726 - NO CAN DO, SAILOR. PUSH ON! 357 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,495 - [whispering] SHE TOTALLY SHOT ME DOWN. 358 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,930 - [whispering] I GOT IT. 359 00:14:56,964 --> 00:15:00,200 MYRTLE, WHEN IS DR. TUCKER'S NEXT AVAILABLE SESSION? 360 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,271 - APRIL 25, 2011. NOW HIT THE BRICKS, WOODPECKER. 361 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,807 - MYRTLE, IS THERE A STANDBY OPTION 362 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,576 FOR EXTRA-CRAZY PEOPLE WHO VERY WELL 363 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,944 MAY POSE A THREAT TO OTHERS? 364 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,746 - YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO MAKE LIKE MY THIRD HUSBAND 365 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,348 AND DISAPPEAR. 366 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,686 - [quietly] I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG WITH THIS OLD BIRD. 367 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,455 - NO. [intercom buzzes] 368 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,857 - YES, DR. TUCKER? 369 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,859 HEAVENS TO BETSY! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 370 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,528 - DON'T TOUCH ME! 371 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,930 - POLEXIA, CALM DOWN. - DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. 372 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,532 - MYRTLE, GIVE ME SOME HELP HERE. 373 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,401 - OH, DEAR. 374 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,535 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SHAWN? 375 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,803 GET FROM BEHIND THAT DESK. 376 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,206 THAT WOMAN IS GONNA KILL YOU. - PATIENT INFO. 377 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,940 - GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. I'LL TAKE A FEW PICTURES. 378 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,275 - USE YOUR OWN PHONE. 379 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,776 - I LEFT IT IN THE CAR. - TOO BAD FOR YOU. 380 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,245 - JUST GIMME YOUR PHONE! - SHE'S GONNA BREAK MY PHONE. 381 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,147 - SHE'S GONNA BE BACK OUT HERE! GIMME THE PHONE ONE TIME! 382 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,915 - HURRY UP. 383 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,484 - DUDE, ARE MY EYES SEEING WHAT MY BRAIN IS 384 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,020 TELLING MY EYES THAT THEY'RE SEEING? 385 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,188 - THAT'S ME AND RUIZ THE KOALA. 386 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,424 I MAKE A YEARLY DONATION TO THE "BEAR WITH ME" FOUNDATION 387 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,558 TO HELP PROTECT THE LIVES 388 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,660 OF THESE PRECIOUS AND UNIQUE CREATURES. 389 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,828 - YOU'RE CUDDLING THE ANIMAL? 390 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:02,962 - WE'RE NUZZLING. 391 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,332 AND RUIZ MADE THE FIRST MOVE, SHAWN. 392 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:12,039 [camera clicking] 393 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,840 HERE SHE COMES. 394 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,845 - OH, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. 395 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,780 - THOSE BOYS ARE DUMB AS RAIN. 396 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,715 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 397 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,221 - ACTUALLY, YOU WON'T. 398 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:32,459 I HAVE TO GO. I'M LATE FOR WORK. 399 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,295 - DON'T DO ANYTHING YOU MIGHT REGRET, GIRLY. 400 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,065 REMEMBER WHY YOU CAME TO US IN THE FIRST PLACE. 401 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,136 - EXCUSE US. 402 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,877 [clicks tongue] MYRTLE... 403 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,645 [clears throat] 404 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,382 WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR US TO SPEAK WITH THE DOCTOR 405 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,617 IN A NON-THERAPY CAPACITY? 406 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,688 YOU KNOW, LIKE GENTLEMEN. - BEAT IT. 407 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,291 - THAT WAS A DISASTER. - I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR. 408 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:07,460 SO IF I WAS TO NUZZLE WITH A NON-DOMESTICATED ZOO DWELLER, 409 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,861 I THINK I'D GO WITH A GIRAFFE. 410 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,330 - GIRAFFES ARE CHRONIC SPITTERS. 411 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,431 - I'D CLIMB UP AND RISK IT. 412 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,533 THEY'VE GOT THOSE GIANT DOUGHNUT LIPS. 413 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:17,737 - WOW, LIKE TWO CHRISTMAS HAMS KISSING UNDER MISTLETOE. 414 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,906 - DID THAT SMOKIN' HOT MESS LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU? 415 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,275 - NO, I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THAT. 416 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,712 - WELL, WELL. 417 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,580 - ALL RIGHT. FINE. 418 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,716 I DESERVE THIS ONE. LET'S HEAR IT. 419 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,684 - FOR WHO? THE BOY? 420 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,753 THAT'S ON GUS' iPOD. IT'S BACK AT THE OFFICE. 421 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,722 - WH--? - DON'T SAY A WORD 422 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,957 ABOUT DENISE WILLIAMS. - WHO? 423 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,127 - THERE WAS ANOTHER ANIMAL ATTACK LAST NIGHT. 424 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,928 AND THIS TIME IT WASN'T A POOR LITTLE LAMB. 425 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,296 - OH, NO. - OH, YES. 426 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,031 - SEEMS YOUR DELUSIONAL LITTLE BUDDY'S UPGRADED 427 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,467 TO HUNTERS. 428 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,238 - WELL, LOOK WHO'S SUDDENLY ON THE BLACK AND TAN EXPRESS. 429 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,107 - NO, I DON'T THINK WE'RE CHASING A WEREWOLF, SPENCER. 430 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,008 JUST ANOTHER CUCKOO WHO'S SEEN TOO MANY MOVIES. 431 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,545 - UPDATE: WE DON'T HAVE ANY ACTUAL PROOF THAT STEWART-- 432 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,979 - SPENCER, HE PRETTY MUCH CONFESSED TO BOTH OF US, 433 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,648 AND HE HAS NO ALIBI, REMEMBER? 434 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,650 - GOOD LUCK GETTING BY DR. TUCKER'S PIT BULL 435 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,285 OF A RECEPTIONIST. 436 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,619 - MAYBE YOU JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS. 437 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,820 - I DON'T THINK THE MONOCLE 438 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,256 IS GONNA HELP YOU IN THIS SITUATION. 439 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,592 - I'M TALKING ABOUT ONE OF THESE. IDIOT. 440 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,294 - HEY, JULES, 441 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,429 ANYTHING BACK YET ON THE FOLLICLE? 442 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,565 - NO, BUT KEEP YOUR PHONES ON, AND PROCEED WITH CAUTION. 443 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,868 THIS IS OUR CASE NOW TOO. 444 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,403 - MAYBE WE SHOULD LET THEM TAKE IT FROM HERE. 445 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,038 - GUS, IF WE TURN AWAY EVERY WEREWOLF CASE 446 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,175 THAT COMES THROUGH OUR DOORS, PEOPLE ARE GONNA START TALKING. 447 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,976 BESIDES, DO YOU REALLY THINK STEW IS 448 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,444 SPROUTING HAIR AND FANGS, 449 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,180 UNABLE TO RESIST SOME SORT OF BLOOD LUST 450 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,747 WHEN THE MOON IS FULL? 451 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,516 - IF HE ISN'T, THEN HE'S SOME CRAZY DUDE WHO THINKS HE IS. 452 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,218 BUT WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE IF HE'S OUT THERE 453 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,987 KILLING PEOPLE AND PRECIOUS WOOLY ANIMALS? 454 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,689 - NONE, I GUESS. 455 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,462 - I HAVE TO GO. I'M LATE FOR WORK. 456 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,564 - HOLD ON. - WHAT IS IT? 457 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,801 - CHECK OUT THOSE PICTURES I TOOK WITH YOUR PHONE. 458 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,737 DUDE, I KNEW I'D SEEN THAT CHICK BEFORE! 459 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,173 SHE'S A BARTENDER AT SHANGRI-LALA'S. 460 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:03,843 TELL ME I'M RIGHT. AM I RIGHT? 461 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,547 - SHE SURE IS. HER NAME IS POLEXIA. 462 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,749 - WASN'T THAT ANNA PAQUIN'S NAME IN ALMOST FAMOUS ? 463 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,285 - ANNA PAQUIN WAS IN ALMOST FAMOUS? 464 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,288 - LET'S GET A DRINK. 465 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,260 - I'M GONNA NEED TO SPEAK WITH A DR. KEN TUCKER IMMEDIATELY. 466 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,629 - WELL, IF IT AIN'T LITTLE DOROTHY 467 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,231 AND HER PAL SCARECROW. 468 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,133 WHERE'S THE TIN MAN AND THE COWARDLY LION? 469 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:32,071 - WELL, HERE'S THE TIN MAN... 470 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,375 AND HERE'S TOTO. 471 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,745 - FOLLOW ME. 472 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,080 - OBVIOUSLY THIS IS VERY TROUBLING. 473 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,949 - WELL, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE SORT OF THING 474 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,653 GIMBLEY'S CAPABLE OF, IN YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINION? 475 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,221 - STEWART HAS A VERY ACTIVE IMAGINATION. 476 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,757 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED. - I HEARD WHAT YOU ASKED. 477 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:54,093 WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME SAY? I TOOK AN OATH. 478 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,128 MY JOB IS TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE STEWART 479 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,964 TO OVERCOME THE PSYCHOLOGICAL HURDLES 480 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,733 THAT IMPAIR THEIR DESIRE TO LEAD WHAT WE CONSIDER 481 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,102 TO BE NORMAL, EVERYDAY LIVES. 482 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,471 TAKE A LOOK AROUND, DETECTIVE. 483 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,806 MY SUCCESS RATE IN THIS AREA SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. 484 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:07,907 WOULDN'T YOU AGREE? 485 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:08,908 - WE'RE JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 486 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,643 WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE. 487 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:14,914 TWO MEN ARE DEAD, AND TONIGHT'S ANOTHER FULL MOON. 488 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,649 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT. 489 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,485 - MY OPINION IS THAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH 490 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,719 A VERY TROUBLED YOUNG MAN. 491 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,622 - NO KIDDING. 492 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:26,893 - A FEW WEEKS AGO, STEWART TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE. 493 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,462 IT IS POSSIBLE HE IS BLURRING THE LINES 494 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,064 BETWEEN REALITY AND A MUCH DARKER FANTASY. 495 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,834 AT THE END OF OUR LAST SESSION, HE EVEN BECAME EMOTIONAL 496 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,504 AND, UH...GAVE ME A HUG. 497 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,838 - WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 498 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,740 - IN THE EVENT HE NEVER SAW ME AGAIN. 499 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,310 - YEAH, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE HE MIGHT BE? 500 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,044 - I WISH I KNEW. 501 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,981 SOMEONE NEEDS TO SAVE HIM FROM HIMSELF. 502 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:56,789 - HELLO, GENTLEMEN. WHAT'LL IT BE? 503 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,725 - WELL, HE WOULD LIKE A ROY ROGERS. 504 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,093 THAT MUCH WE KNOW FOR CERTAIN. - WHAAAT? 505 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,731 - YOU LOOK REALLY FAMILIAR TO ME. 506 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,467 - YEAH, I'VE JUST GOT ONE OF THOSE FACES, I GUESS. 507 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,469 - NOPE, I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK SO. 508 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:12,339 I'M ALMOST POSITIVE I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. 509 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:15,174 WAIT A SECOND. 510 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,144 ARE YOU A PATIENT OF DR. KEN TUCKER? 511 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,679 - NO. 512 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,180 - I KNEW IT! I TOTALLY KNEW IT. 513 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,782 WE WERE JUST THERE EARLIER TODAY. 514 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,584 TRYING TO GET MY BUDDY HARRY MONROE HERE AN APPOINTMENT. 515 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,052 HE'S ABSOLUTELY STIR CRAZY. 516 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:28,154 - YEAH, AND SKIP HERE HAS ROMANTIC DREAMS 517 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,989 ABOUT FIREMEN WHO LOOK LIKE DOLPH LUNDGREN. 518 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,125 - WHAT? YOU CHEEKY SCREWBALL. 519 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,994 WHAT'D I TELL YOU, HE'S WACKO. 520 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,763 - NO, YOU SAID IT WAS LATE, AND YOU WERE IN A FIREHOUSE, 521 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,997 AND YOU SLID DOWN THIS LARGE POLE-- 522 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:38,998 - WHAT ARE YOU--WHY? - YOU STARTED IT. 523 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,433 - OKAY, FINE. 524 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,802 HAVE YOU ENJOYED YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH DR. TUCKER? 525 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,704 HE COMES HIGHLY RECOMMENDED BY A FELLOW NAMED 526 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,473 STEWART GIMBLEY. 527 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,308 - STEWART GIMBLEY. YEAH, I KNOW THAT LITTLE WEIRDO. 528 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,443 I DIALED HIM UP WITH A GREAT DEAL 529 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,912 ON OUR BIRTHDAY PACKAGE LAST YEAR. 530 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,180 GOD, WHAT A FREAK. 531 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,782 YOU KNOW, HE TOLD ME ONCE 532 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,184 THAT HIS FATHER IS SOME SORT OF DEMON RABBI. 533 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,520 - YEAH, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. 534 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,021 BUT AS FAR AS THE DOC GOES, 535 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,456 I MEAN, IF WE REALLY WANTED AN APPOINTMENT-- 536 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,024 - LOOK, I'M PROBABLY NOT THE BEST PERSON TO ASK 537 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,292 ABOUT DR. TUCKER. 538 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,827 - AND WHY IS THAT? 539 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,597 - 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK I'LL BE SEEING HIM ANYMORE. 540 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:14,567 I'M NOT SURE ANYONE WILL, ACTUALLY. CAPICHE? 541 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:18,070 - NO, I...NOT REALLY. NO. - NO. 542 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,138 - UH, COULD YOU ELABORATE? 543 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,475 - I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE. 544 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,311 LOOK, THERE ARE PLENTY OF SHRINKS IN THIS TOWN. 545 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,380 TRUST ME. 546 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,982 DID YOU DECIDE ON SOMETHING TO DRINK OR WHAT? 547 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,051 - UH, YES. YES, I HAVE. 548 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,252 I'D LIKE A SLOE GIN FIZZ, PLEASE. 549 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,888 HOLD THE GIN, EXTRA FIZZ. 550 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:39,025 - AND I'LL HAVE SOME MORE CHERRIES. 551 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,666 [suspenseful music] 552 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:52,705 * 553 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,724 - AAH! 554 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:14,260 - HELP ME. PLEASE. 555 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,963 HELP ME. 556 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:28,007 - OKAY, THIS IS REALLY, REALLY-- [balloon pops] 557 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,076 REALLY NOT GOOD. - OF COURSE IT'S NOT. 558 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,177 I WOKE UP NEXT TO A PAIR OF DEAD HUNTERS 559 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,745 WHO WERE TORN TO SHREDS. 560 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,981 - I'M SORRY, I CAN'T FOCUS UNTIL WE HANDLE THIS WARDROBE ISSUE. 561 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,784 [loud pop] 562 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,151 - AGREED. 563 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,286 - YOU KNOW WHAT, 564 00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:42,321 YOU CAN USE MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME FROM LAST YEAR, 565 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,723 WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE IN STORAGE HERE. 566 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,124 - REALLY? 567 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,392 - IN THE BACK ROOM THERE'S A BANKER'S BOX 568 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,460 WITH A HAND-DRAWN JACK-O-LANTERN ON IT. 569 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:50,396 COSTUME'S INSIDE. 570 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,604 SHAWN, WE NEED TO CALL LASSITER AND JULIET 571 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,739 AND MAKE A CITIZEN'S ARREST NOW, WHILE HE'S DOCILE. 572 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,674 - SINCE WHEN DO WE MAKE CITIZEN'S ARRESTS? 573 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,342 - SINCE A GUY SHOWED UP IN OUR CLOSET NAKED, 574 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:04,977 COVERING HIS JUNK WITH A BUNCH OF BALLOONS, 575 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:08,147 SAYING HE WOKE UP SMACK NEXT TO THE VICTIMS. 576 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,249 - SOMETHING FEELS OFF. - WHAT FEELS OFF? 577 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:14,954 - I DON'T KNOW YET. 578 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,188 - THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLY FAST. 579 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:18,357 - WHOA, YOU EVEN PUT ON THE GLASSES. 580 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,693 - WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BE? 581 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,394 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 582 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:24,196 YOU DIDN'T WATCH TELEVISION AS A KID? 583 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,765 - NOT AFTER POLTERGEIST. 584 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,466 - YOU ARE NONE OTHER THAN DWAYNE CLEOPHUS WAYNE 585 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,668 OF A DIFFERENT WORLD. 586 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:31,470 A LADIES' MAN WITH A PLAN. WHAT? 587 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,339 - NO. 588 00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:34,373 - STEW, YOU KNOW YOU'VE PUT US 589 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:35,775 IN A TOUGH SPOT COMING BACK HERE. 590 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,845 - I KNOW. I'LL TURN MYSELF IN. 591 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:40,580 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I COULD HAVE DONE. 592 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:43,015 I WARNED EVERYONE. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS. 593 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:45,017 I'VE NEVER HURT ANYBODY MY WHOLE LIFE. 594 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:47,954 - STEW, LOOK AT YOURSELF, MAN. I MEAN, YOU'RE YOU. 595 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,722 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THESE THINGS. 596 00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:52,324 - I KNOW, BUT THERE ISN'T A SINGLE SHRED OF EVIDENCE 597 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,660 TO SUGGEST THAT I'M NOT. 598 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,327 - CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING YOU HAVEN'T TOLD US? 599 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,363 I MEAN, NOTHING CAN HURT YOUR CAUSE AT THIS POINT. 600 00:24:57,396 --> 00:25:00,633 - OKAY. WELL, WILLOW DISAGREES, 601 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:04,036 BUT I HAVE LONG SINCE SUSPECTED THAT OUR FATHER, RABBI GIMBLEY, 602 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,271 IS ACTUALLY A DYBBUK, 603 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,239 AND THAT WE MIGHT BE THE SPAWN OF DEMON SEED. 604 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:10,610 KEEPING IN MIND, OF COURSE, THAT NOT ALL DEMONS ARE BAD. 605 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:13,946 TAKE HELLBOY, FOR INSTANCE. HE'S...NICE. 606 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,514 - POLEXIA WASN'T KIDDING. 607 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:18,885 - POLEXIA? WHAT--YOU... TALKED WITH THE BLACK WIDOW? 608 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,486 - YOU CALL HER "THE BLACK WIDOW"? 609 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,554 - NOT JUST ME. 610 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,823 ALL OF US IN THE GROUP. 611 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,257 SHE WAS ONCE MARRIED TO THIS GUY 612 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,726 WHO COULDN'T GROW HAIR... WHAT'S THAT CALLED? 613 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:28,160 - BALD. - ALOPECIA. 614 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,929 - THAT'S THE FEAR OF BEANS. 615 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,431 - SO ONE DAY, POLEXIA TIES HIM UP TO THE BED 616 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,500 AND GAGS HIM AND ALL THAT, YOU KNOW, 617 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,035 BECAUSE SHE WAS INTO SOME VERY KINKY BUSINESS. 618 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,303 - SURE. - GO ON. 619 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,105 - AND THIS POOR GUY HAD A HEART ATTACK AND CROAKED. 620 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,007 BUT ALSO, SHE USED TO TOTALLY DOMINATE OUR SESSIONS, 621 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,143 LIKE HER PROBLEMS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OURS. 622 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:46,378 BUT WE PUT UP WITH IT, FOR THE MOST PART, 623 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:48,180 BECAUSE SHE HAS VOLUPTUOUS BUTTOCKS. 624 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,583 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "USED TO DOMINATE" YOUR SESSIONS? 625 00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:52,251 - WELL, SHE ONCE THREATENED DR. TUCKER 626 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,453 DURING A NEO-JUNGIAN SHARING EXERCISE, 627 00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:57,023 AND EVER SINCE THEN, SHE ONLY DOES ONE-ON-ONES WITH HIM. 628 00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:00,860 - REALLY? STEW... 629 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:04,030 WE'RE TAKING YOU TO YOUR SISTER AT OCCULTOPUSS. 630 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,198 - WE ARE? SHAWN, THE MAN IS WANTED 631 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,500 FOR A DOUBLE HOMICIDE AND FIRST-DEGREE LAMB SLAUGHTER. 632 00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:10,236 - I KNOW THIS, GUS. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THIS? 633 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:12,705 LOOK, I'M TAKING A HUGE LEAP OF FAITH HERE, OKAY? 634 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,340 YOU ARE TO STAY PUT AT OCCULTOPUS 635 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,042 UNTIL YOU HEAR FROM US-- DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 636 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,845 - NO, I CAN'T PUT WILLOW IN HARM'S WAY--IT'S UNBROTHERLY. 637 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:21,480 - LISTEN, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO 638 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,549 A GIANT DOG HEAD TONIGHT, OKAY? 639 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,284 I'M GETTING SERIOUS VIBES THAT YOU ARE PART 640 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,219 OF SOMEONE ELSE'S NEFARIOUS PLAN. 641 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,721 - WHY? - 'CAUSE YOU'RE VULNERABLE. 642 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,123 AND YOU LOOK LIKE THAT. AND YOU BELIEVE IN WEIRD THINGS. 643 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,458 HAVE WILLOW LOCK YOU IN THE BATHROOM, 644 00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,626 JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE. 645 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,761 WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 646 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:36,896 IT ALL ENDS NICE. 647 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,265 - YOU REALLY THINK SO? - I DO. 648 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:40,633 I MEAN, YOU'RE STILL A WEIRD LITTLE DUDE, 649 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,134 AND YOU'LL PROBABLY BE SINGLE FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 650 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:45,004 BUT I THINK WE CAN KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL. DEAL? 651 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,339 - DEAL. 652 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,541 - MY MAN. 653 00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:56,082 - BE CAREFUL. - DON'T WORRY, I GOT IT. 654 00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:00,519 - ALL RIGHT, YOU DROP THAT COOLER IN YOUR BACKSEAT 655 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,321 OFF AT THE BEACH TO MY DAD, 656 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,523 THEN WE LAY LOW UNTIL DR. TUCKER'S OFFICE CLOSES. 657 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,492 - THEN WHAT? - WE FINESSE OUR WAY IN. 658 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:09,061 WE FIND SOME EVIDENCE THAT STEW'S NOT A HAIRY MONSTER, 659 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,963 AND THAT IT'S ACTUALLY POLEXIA THAT'S BEHIND 660 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,965 ALL THIS NEFARIOUSNESS. 661 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:15,802 AHH... [cell phone rings] 662 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:18,304 HELLO. - SHAWN, IT'S WOLF HAIR. 663 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:20,106 AUTHENTIC WOLF HAIR. 664 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,108 AND WE SPOKE TO DR. KEN TUCKER. 665 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,876 HE SAID STEWART IS A VERY TROUBLED YOUNG MAN. 666 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:27,613 - NO PROBLEM. - UM, UH...OKAY. 667 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,949 - I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THIS, SHAWN. 668 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,985 WHO WAS THAT? - IT WAS A WRONG NUMBER. 669 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:43,629 - TWO HOURS TILL SUNDOWN. ONLY TEN OF YOU LEFT. 670 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:44,831 WHO'S GONNA WIN THIS BABY? 671 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,799 - DAD. 672 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,935 - SHAWN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 673 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:50,870 - LOOK, GUS AND I ARE WORKING ON A CASE, 674 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:52,972 THE LIKES OF WHICH OUR FIRM HAS NEVER SEEN. 675 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,473 - THAT'S EVERY WEEK. 676 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,475 WHAT'S TRULY EXTRAORDINARY IS THIS TEST OF ENDURANCE. 677 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,277 BOTH MIND AND BODY HAVE TO BE VERY STRONG. 678 00:27:58,310 --> 00:27:59,678 VERY STRONG. 679 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,247 - HERE YOU GO, DAD. IT'S EVERYTHING YOU ASKED FOR. 680 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,815 PLUS A COUPLE EXTRAS... 681 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:06,118 - AWW, DADDY GOT A CARE PACKAGE. 682 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:08,120 - YOU'RE WASTING YOUR BREATH, ZIELINSKI. 683 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:09,255 - MUST BE YOUR BOY. 684 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,290 KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR CHAKRAS, EVERYBODY. 685 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:14,126 - HE'S A 5'10" PSYCHIC DETECTIVE, 686 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,895 WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THAT 687 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:17,897 MEAN-SPIRITED DAUGHTER OF YOURS. 688 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:19,365 - WHAT DOES MY HEIGHT HAVE TO DO WITH IT? 689 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,533 - SHE'S AN UNCOMPROMISING CHEF. 690 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:23,535 - SHE MAKES SANDWICHES AT SUB-ZERO, 691 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:25,704 AND SHE REFUSES TO HEAR ME WHEN I SAY "NO MAYO." 692 00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:27,506 - [chuckles] THAT'S MY GIRL. 693 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,508 - DAD, AM I SENSING A BITTER HISTORY BETWEEN YOU 694 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,144 AND SAM ELLIOTT'S YOUNGER BROTHER HARLAND? 695 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:34,280 - HE'S MY OLD NEMESIS FROM THE FORCE, SHAWN. 696 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:35,882 BUTCH ZIELINSKI. I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT HIM. 697 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,483 HE USED TO STEP ON MY TOES, STEAL MY THUNDER. 698 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:38,885 - YOU COULD TAKE HIM, MR. SPENCER. 699 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:40,152 - THANK YOU, GUSTER. - AGREED. 700 00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:41,487 NOW, THE GUY WE'RE WORKING FOR 701 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,554 THINKS HE'S A WEREWOLF. 702 00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:44,190 - WHIP SOME GARLIC AT HIM, SHAWN. 703 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,525 - THAT'S FOR VAMPIRES. - THAT'S ALL I GOT. 704 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,427 LOOK, I SIMPLY CANNOT AFFORD ANY DISTRACTIONS. 705 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:52,098 TODAY IS ALL ABOUT ME, ME, ME... 706 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,100 AND THAT HEMI V-8, WHICH, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, 707 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:57,503 CHURNS OUT AN ASTONISHING 390 HORSEPOWER, GUSTER. 708 00:28:57,536 --> 00:29:00,472 CAN'T YOU SMELL IT? - I DRIVE AN ECHO. 709 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:03,275 - ALL RIGHT... [clears throat] 710 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:04,877 HERE'S A FEW FREEBIES. 711 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,079 CASEY KASEM HERE WITH THE MANICURE, 712 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:08,247 CLEARLY NOT A TRUCK GUY. 713 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,581 YOU KNOW HE'S EARLY-EXIT FODDER. 714 00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:11,483 WOMAN BY THE SIDE MIRROR IS A GERMAPHOBE. 715 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,419 SNEEZE IN HER GENERAL DIRECTION, SHE'S OUT OF HERE. 716 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:14,821 AND THE YOUNG BUCK STARING ACROSS THE BED 717 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,588 AT MOUNDS MCCLINTOCK THERE 718 00:29:16,622 --> 00:29:18,290 WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO TAKE HIS HANDS 719 00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:20,793 OFF THE HARD BODY, AND PUT IT ON THE SOFT ONE. 720 00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:24,831 - I'LL BE DAMNED. I DIDN'T CLOCK THE GERMAPHOBE. 721 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,933 - YOU'RE WELCOME. HIGH FIVE. 722 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:30,736 JUST KIDDING. FOCUS. 723 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,404 GO GET 'EM, POP. 724 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:37,709 WAIT FOR IT. 725 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:39,578 WAIT FOR IT. - SHAWN... 726 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,280 YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF THE MAN'S SCHEDULE. 727 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:42,982 THERE'S NOTHING IMPRESSIVE ABOUT KNOWING ROUGHLY 728 00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:44,083 WHEN HE'S EXITING THE BUILDING. 729 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,618 - * WAIT FOR IT 730 00:29:46,652 --> 00:29:49,856 BOOM. 731 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,595 [clears throat] 732 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:00,833 LET'S DO THIS. 733 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:03,402 - DO WHAT? WE STILL DON'T HAVE A PLAN YET. 734 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,174 - WOULD YOU STOP BEING A BABY? 735 00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:09,942 WE JUST HAVE TO STASH OURSELVES SOMEPLACE INCONSPICUOUS 736 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,410 UNTIL MYRTLE LEAVES. 737 00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:12,711 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE MEN'S BATHROOM? 738 00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:15,247 - DUDE, WE'RE MEN. HOW'S THAT NOT OBVIOUS? 739 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:16,648 - MYRTLE IS A WOMAN, SHAWN. 740 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:18,817 IF SHE HAS TO USE THE BATHROOM, SHE'S COMING IN HERE. 741 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:22,121 [door opens] 742 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:34,333 - THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS NIGHT TRAIN, 743 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:36,368 JOHNNY MURDOCK? 744 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:40,006 [zips purse] THINK AGAIN. 745 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:44,610 - [whispering] DUDE, YOU WISH YOU WERE JOHNNY MURDOCK. 746 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,946 - SHUT UP, SHAWN! 747 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:49,115 - NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE SWISS! 748 00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,050 - I WAS UNDERESTIMATING YOU, SHAWN. 749 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,751 NOW, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR, EXACTLY? 750 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:54,653 - POLEXIA'S FILE. 751 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:58,457 AND ANY SNACKS YOU CAN FIND. 752 00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,725 - AAH! 753 00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:01,693 - LET'S JUST PRETEND THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 754 00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:03,695 - FOR THE RECORD, I'M ONLY DOING THIS 755 00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:05,864 BECAUSE STEWART MIGHT BE INNOCENT. 756 00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:07,033 MIGHT. 757 00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:08,300 - WELL, THAT AND YOU WANT TO HAVE 758 00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:10,869 A HALF-BLACK FAIRUZA BALK BABY WITH HIS SISTER. 759 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:14,340 QUESTION IS, WHATEVER WILL YOU NAME IT? 760 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,875 - WELL, IF IT'S A GIRL, LAVENDER, OF COURSE. 761 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:20,312 IF IT'S A BOY, DEANDRE PRIDE GUSTER. 762 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,348 DUDE. - WHAT? 763 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:25,317 - POLEXIA'S FILE IS GONE. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "GONE"? 764 00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,019 - MEANING THERE'S A TAB HERE THAT SAYS "POLEXIA LI," 765 00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:28,320 BUT THE FILE IS GONE. 766 00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:30,957 - THAT'S A MAJOR BUMMER. GIMME THE SWISS. 767 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,725 SEE IF YOU CAN FIND STEW'S FILE. 768 00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:35,461 - OKAY, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 769 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:38,797 HERE IT IS. 770 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:41,567 LET'S SEE, UH... 771 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,902 "I FEAR THAT STEWART'S CONDITION IS WORSENING. 772 00:31:43,936 --> 00:31:45,571 "HE'S COMPLETELY RAVAGED BY DELUSIONS 773 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:50,542 AND UNCONTROLLABLE HOMICIDAL IMPULSES." 774 00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:57,683 - GUS, I DON'T THINK SHE WAS WEARING UNDERWEAR. 775 00:31:57,716 --> 00:31:59,718 - "HE MAY POSE A GRAVE DANGER TO HIMSELF AND OTHERS. 776 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,354 "I'M AFRAID THERE'S ONLY ONE RECOURSE. 777 00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:03,655 "HE MUST BE COMMITTED TO A FULL-TIME 778 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:05,391 PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY." 779 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,160 SHAWN, ARE YOU HEARING THIS? 780 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,062 DR. TUCKER WROTE THIS AT STEWART'S LAST SESSION. 781 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:11,663 WE HAVE TO GO. WILLOW'S IN GRAVE DANGER. 782 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,599 - WAIT. - WHAT? 783 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:17,269 - DO THESE LOOK RIGHT TO YOU? 784 00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:18,770 - WELL, THE LABEL SAYS HALOPERIDOL, BUT-- 785 00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:20,039 - I KNEW IT! 786 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:22,474 ONLY FOR THE LAST 11 SECONDS, BUT STILL... 787 00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,276 WHAT'S ACTUALLY IN THE BOTTLE? - I DON'T KNOW. 788 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:27,613 HORSE TRANQUILIZERS, MAYBE. - HORSE TRANQUILIZERS? 789 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:28,780 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TAXIDERMY? 790 00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:30,416 - WHAT DON'T I KNOW ABOUT TAXIDERMY? 791 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,151 I'M A PART OF THE LARGEST CAMPAIGN ON THE INTERNET 792 00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:33,385 TO ABOLISH THE PRACTICE COMPLETELY. 793 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:34,686 - COULD THAT OWL HAVE COST FIVE GRAND? 794 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,988 - NO WAY. - WHAT ABOUT THE BEAVER? 795 00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:37,456 - NO BEAVER IS WORTH THAT MUCH, SHAWN. 796 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:38,790 IT WOULD TAKE A MUCH LARGER GAME. 797 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:41,060 A MOOSE HEAD, OR POSSIBLY A COUGAR. 798 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,595 OR--OR A GRAY WOLF. 799 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:47,099 OH, NO...IT'S NEITHER STEWART NOR POLEXIA. 800 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:50,802 - EXACTLY. WE GOTTA GET BACK TO OCCULTOPUSS. 801 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:56,842 - WILLOW! 802 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,145 - BLACK MAGIC. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 803 00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:01,247 - PLEASE TELL US STEW IS STILL HERE. 804 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,349 - OKAY, I KNOW THAT YOU SAID TO WAIT FOR YOU GUYS 805 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,650 TO GET BACK, 806 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,618 BUT DR. KEN TUCKER CAME BY, AND HE WAS VERY GRIM. 807 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:09,755 HE SAID THAT STEWART MIGHT TRY TO HARM HIMSELF, AND/OR ME, 808 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:11,623 AND THE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW HOW TO HELP HIM. 809 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:13,025 - WAIT, YOU LET DR. KEN TUCKER TAKE YOUR BROTHER? 810 00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:14,026 - YES. 811 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:15,261 - NO. - I'M SORRY. 812 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:17,163 DR. TUCKER HAS BEEN LOOKING AFTER STEW 813 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,031 FOR OVER A YEAR. I JUST MET YOU GUYS TODAY! 814 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,499 - WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, SHAWN? 815 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,703 - IT MEANS SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO DIE. 816 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,009 [coyote howls] 817 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,348 - [quietly] PERSONAL ADDRESS... 818 00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,084 - I KNOW, SHAWN. I SAID I'VE GOT IT. 819 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:39,451 - WELL, FIND IT. 820 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,620 - SOMEBODY WANT TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 821 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:43,989 - [quietly] 119 LINCOLNWOOD PLACE. 822 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:47,293 - 119 LINCOLNWOOD PLACE. 823 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:48,760 - SWEET. JULIET, WRITE THAT DOWN. 824 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:51,730 - THIS WOMAN, POLEXIA LI, IS TONIGHT'S UNLUCKY VICTIM. 825 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,031 - I KNOW POLEXIA. 826 00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:54,800 - WASN'T THAT ANNA PAQUIN'S NAME IN ALMOST FAMOUS ? 827 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,402 - ANNA PAQUIN WAS IN ALMOST FAMOUS? 828 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,637 - 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK I'LL BE SEEING HIM ANYMORE. 829 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,907 I'M NOT SURE ANYONE WILL, ACTUALLY. CAPICHE? 830 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:04,410 - YES! AND SHE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH DR. KEN TUCKER. 831 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,379 NOT ANNA PAQUIN, POLEXIA. SHE WAS HIS PATIENT. 832 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,315 HE TRIED TO END IT, AND SHE WENT BALLISTIC. 833 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,450 SO SHE'S GONNA SPILL THE BEANS AND COST HIM HIS MARRIAGE. 834 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,585 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, I SUSPECT, 835 00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:15,621 HIS THRIVING PRACTICE, AND HE CAN'T HAVE THAT. 836 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:19,091 WORST OF ALL, HE'S METHODICALLY SET UP STEWART 837 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,426 TO TAKE THE FALL. 838 00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:22,661 - HOW? - IT'LL SOUND RIDICULOUS. 839 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:23,862 IT MAKES MORE SENSE TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT, 840 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,431 AND THEN LET ME DO MY THING-- TRUST ME. 841 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:27,266 - WHERE IS SHE NOW? 842 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:28,467 - YOU WROTE DOWN WHERE SHE LIVES. 843 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,068 SHE TENDS BAR AT SHANGRI-LALA'S ON STATE STREET. 844 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:31,370 IT'S A 15-BLOCK RADIUS. 845 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,105 SHE COULD BE AT EITHER PLACE OR ANYWHERE IN BETWEEN 846 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:36,308 BECAUSE...THE BUSES STOPPED RUNNING AN HOUR AGO, 847 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:37,909 SO I'M GETTING A VERY SERIOUS VIBE 848 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,010 THAT SHE WALKS HOME FROM WORK. 849 00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:41,079 - FINE, YOU TWO HIT SHANGRI-LALA'S, 850 00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:42,080 AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST. LET'S GO. 851 00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:43,081 - I'M COMING TOO. - NO. 852 00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:44,116 - I'M RIDING SHOTGUN! 853 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:02,968 [tires screech] 854 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:16,582 - [sneezes] 855 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,950 - OH, WE ARE DOWN TO TWO. 856 00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:21,787 IT IS DOWN TO BUTCH AND HENRY, MANO A MANO. 857 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:32,164 - EXCUSE ME. WHERE'S POLEXIA? 858 00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:33,965 - SHE FELT SICK, SO I LET HER GO. 859 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:40,071 - POLEXIA! 860 00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:43,041 [cell phone ringing] SPENCER. 861 00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:45,143 STRIKE TWO, THEN. SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT HERE. 862 00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:46,545 LET'S ROLL. YES, I HAVE THE RIGHT ADDRESS. 863 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:47,979 IT'S THE ONE YOU DIVINED! 864 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,419 [rustling] 865 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:57,489 - HELLO? HELLO, IS SOMEONE THERE? 866 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:04,596 [bushes rustling] 867 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:22,748 [cocks gun] 868 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:32,391 - HELLO? 869 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:39,431 - HEY, I HAVE MACE! 870 00:36:43,235 --> 00:36:46,372 - POLEXIA. - [gasps] 871 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,374 OH, YOU JUST ABOUT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK, 872 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:49,875 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 873 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,243 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 874 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:54,212 - I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO INSENSITIVE. 875 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:56,882 - YEAH, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. 876 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:59,351 - NO, IT'S NOT TOO LATE. WE CAN WORK IT OUT. 877 00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:02,254 I LOVE MY WIFE, BUT I REALLY DO ENJOY 878 00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:03,289 HAVING SEX WITH YOU. 879 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:04,990 - [laughs] 880 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:07,326 THAT'S THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? 881 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:08,994 PRETTY SOON, EVERYONE WILL KNOW 882 00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:10,796 JUST HOW PATHETIC YOU REALLY ARE. 883 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:13,965 - I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 884 00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:15,967 IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END THIS WAY. 885 00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:17,903 - AAH! - FREEZE! 886 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,738 SBPD. HANDS IN THE AIR! 887 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:21,340 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. SHE'S VERY SICK. 888 00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:23,675 I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP. - I DON'T THINK SO. 889 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,344 AND WOMAN TO WOMAN, 890 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:28,414 IT'S TIME TO IXNAY THIS SHORTCUT. 891 00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:32,418 - WAY TO BE, PARTNER! PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 892 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,152 - CHECK UP THERE. 893 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:36,154 GREAT WORK FROM THE WHOLE TEAM! 894 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:38,490 HE'S BOUND TO HAVE STEW STASHED UP THERE SOMEWHERE. 895 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:39,591 - WHAT IS THIS? 896 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:40,759 I HAVEN'T SEEN STEWART IN OVER A WEEK. 897 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:42,294 - [shouting] I'VE GOT STEW! 898 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,730 - THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLY FAST. 899 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,532 - WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SICK CHARADE 900 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,967 WERE YOU PLANNING OUT HERE, TUCKER? 901 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:56,241 - SHAWN... 902 00:37:57,676 --> 00:37:59,210 - YOU SEE... 903 00:37:59,244 --> 00:38:01,347 HE COULDN'T JUST KILL POLEXIA IN COLD BLOOD. 904 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,248 SHE WAS BOUND TO HAVE TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THE AFFAIR. 905 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:06,217 HE NEEDED A PATSY, AND IN WALKS STEW. 906 00:38:06,251 --> 00:38:08,720 OVER THE EDGE AND CONVINCED HE'D BEEN BITTEN BY A WEREWOLF. 907 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:11,857 EVIL BLACK LIGHT BULB GOES OFF. 908 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:14,460 FIRST, DR. KEN TUCKER GAVE STEW THE WRONG DRUGS 909 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,328 TO ENSURE THAT HE'D BE PASSED OUT AT THE WITCHING HOUR. 910 00:38:16,362 --> 00:38:19,197 THE NEXT NIGHT, HE WALTZED INTO OUR OFFICE, 911 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,866 WHERE WE SLEPT UNDER WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS 912 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:23,001 THE BLANKET OF PROTECTION A DOUBLE-BOLT LOCK PROVIDES. 913 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:24,035 - YOU NEVER LOCK THE DOOR. 914 00:38:24,069 --> 00:38:26,004 - HE SMASHED OUR WINDOW, STOLE STEW, 915 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:28,374 AND KILLED TWO GRIZZLED HUNTERS WITH AN INJECTION 916 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:31,109 OF SOMETHING I PRESUME IS UNTRACEABLE. 917 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,412 THEN HE ACTUALLY PROCEEDED TO WOLF THEM UP, 918 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:35,514 USING THE TASTELESSLY MUMMIFIED CLAWS 919 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:38,083 OF THE BEASTLY PELT THAT I NOW WEAR ON MY HEAD 920 00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:40,686 AS A TRIBUTE TO ITS POWER AND GRACE. 921 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,655 - IT'S AN AWFUL ACT-- TAXIDERMY! 922 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:45,957 AND, OF COURSE, THE MURDER THING TOO. 923 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,261 - AND FINALLY, HE BRANDED STEW WITH A PENTAGRAM, 924 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:53,599 AND LEFT HIM UNCONSCIOUS AT THE SCENE. 925 00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:57,002 ALL LEADING TO TONIGHT, WHEN HE WOULD KILL POLEXIA 926 00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:59,505 AND LET POOR STEWART CONFESS TO EVERYTHING. 927 00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:01,172 - FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I ONLY WENT INTO THE WOODS 928 00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:02,641 TO KILL A DEER. 929 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,710 THE HUNTERS WERE A MERE CRIME OF OPPORTUNITY. 930 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,011 A HAPPY ACCIDENT. 931 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:08,680 - OH. THAT'S WORTH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 932 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:12,984 - YOU'RE THE SICKEST OF US ALL. 933 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:16,522 - WELL, SPENCER, I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU. 934 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:17,989 OF COURSE, NO ONE ELSE WOULD HAVE EITHER, SO... 935 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,558 - DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR OUR WINDOW? 936 00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:23,061 - [chuckles] YEAH, RIGHT. THAT'S RICH. 937 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,396 - UHH... 938 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:29,901 - GUS GAVE THEM TO ME. JUST IN CASE. 939 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:32,237 - OF COURSE HE DID. 940 00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:34,473 - GOOD THINKING. 941 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:37,476 - YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE. 942 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,380 - STEW. 943 00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:44,916 STEW. 944 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,188 - WHERE AM I? 945 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,123 I FEEL LIKE A BABY. 946 00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:55,026 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING A DIAPER. 947 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,495 BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY, BIG BRO. 948 00:39:56,528 --> 00:39:57,629 THANKS TO THESE GUYS. 949 00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:59,631 HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY REPAY YOU? 950 00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,399 - MAYBE YOU AND BLACK MAGIC HERE COULD GET TOGETHER 951 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:04,335 AND DO SOME CAULDRON STIRRING SOMETIME. 952 00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:06,938 - I'D LOVE TO. - SOUNDS GOOD. 953 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:09,941 - I THINK WE SHOULD ALL GO OUT AND CELEBRATE. 954 00:40:09,975 --> 00:40:13,411 AS SOON AS I AM NOT NAKED ANYMORE. 955 00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:15,046 all: AGREED. 956 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:25,657 - YOU'RE RUTHLESS, HENRY. 957 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:29,394 YOU ARE STRONG OF MIND, BUT MEAN OF HEART. 958 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,329 - WE REAP WHAT WE SOW, ZIELINSKI. 959 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:33,131 TIME TO PAY THE PIPER. 960 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:35,734 - MY PLIGHT IS NOBLE, HENRY. 961 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,870 THIS VEHICLE'S NOT FOR ME, BUT FOR THE PARENTLESS CHILDREN 962 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:42,007 OF ST. THOMAS OF THE APOSTLES ORPHANAGE OF GOLETA. 963 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,509 - OH, COME ON. 964 00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:51,449 - DUDE. - OH... 965 00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:53,184 - WHERE DID-- - LOOK. 966 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:56,187 IT'S LIKE PIPPI LONGSTOCKING'S LITTLE SISTER, 967 00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:58,056 PATCHES LONGSTOCKING. 968 00:40:58,089 --> 00:41:00,458 - YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE THE ORPHAN TYPE, BUTCH. 969 00:41:00,492 --> 00:41:02,861 - AS AN INFANT, AFTER I WAS ABANDONED 970 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:05,764 AND LEFT LAKESIDE, ONLY TO BE FOUND BY BIG-FLY FISHERMEN, 971 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,867 IT WAS THE FINE SISTERS OF ST. THOMAS OF THE APOSTLES 972 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:12,037 THAT RAISED THE MAN YOU SEE BEFORE YOU TODAY. 973 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,005 AND WHEN THAT OLD STATION WAGON CAUGHT FIRE 974 00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:15,907 AND THE KIDS DIDN'T HAVE NEW WHEELS 975 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:17,609 TO TAKE 'EM ON THEIR FIELD TRIPS, 976 00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:22,147 I SAID, "BUTCH... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA DO." 977 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,582 SO HERE I AM. 978 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:25,617 IT'S BIGGER THAN US, HENRY. 979 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:26,952 AND DON'T WORRY, I'M GONNA HAVE THIS THING FITTED 980 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:30,856 WITH A CUSTOM CAMPER SO THE KIDS CAN'T FALL OFF THE BACK 981 00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:33,391 ONTO THE FREEWAY AT HIGH SPEEDS. 982 00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:48,940 YEAH! YEAH! 983 00:41:48,974 --> 00:41:51,543 [cheering] 984 00:41:51,577 --> 00:41:54,445 YEAH! YEAH! 985 00:41:54,479 --> 00:41:55,446 - DAD, ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 986 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,848 YOU JUST GAVE UP YOUR DREAM MACHINE 987 00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:58,383 TO A GUY YOU SAID YOU PUNCHED ONCE IN A BOWLING ALLEY. 988 00:41:58,416 --> 00:41:59,651 - HE BROUGHT A NUN, SHAWN! 989 00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:01,553 SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GIVE ONE UP FOR THE TEAM. 990 00:42:01,587 --> 00:42:03,488 - YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, SHAWN, THOSE WERE SOME CUTE KIDS. 991 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:06,057 - NO DOUBT. YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD, 992 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:08,026 THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE THING YOU JUST DID. 993 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:09,327 YOU OUGHT TO BE PROUD OF YOURSELF. 994 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,529 - I'M TIRED. I WANT WAFFLES. 995 00:42:11,563 --> 00:42:13,064 - I COULD EAT SOME WAFFLES. 996 00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:15,066 - I'M BUYING. - WHICH MEANS I'M BUYING. 997 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,768 - YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.