1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:03,037 - THAT'S THE HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT'S PROBLEM, JERRY, 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:06,207 NOT MINE. 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,477 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,412 ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING HERE? 5 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,546 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL? 6 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,514 - YEAH, WELL, WE CAME TO SEE THAT UFO 7 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,483 YOU CLEARED FROM THAT FIELD THIS MORNING. 8 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,785 - YOU MEAN THE WEATHER BALLOON. - THEY GOT TO HIM. 9 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,420 - WHO GOT TO ME, DENNIS? 10 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,155 - THE SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENCY 11 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:23,391 IN CHARGE OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL COVER-UPS. 12 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,326 [slams desk] - HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU? 13 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,360 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, GUYS. 14 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:29,163 BACK TO SCHOOL NOW. 15 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:31,232 - DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME, MR. SPENCER? 16 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:32,200 - I ASSURE YOU, IT'S NOT. 17 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:35,103 INSIDE THAT GROUNDED CASSIOPEIAN DEATH POD 18 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,571 SITS AN ARMY OF GLORNOKIAN MERCENARIES 19 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,273 INTENT ON COLONIZING OUR PLANET 20 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:41,375 AND PROPAGATING THEIR EVIL SPECIES. 21 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:43,511 - AFTER THEY PROBE US. 22 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,849 WE SHOULD GO. HE'S PACKING. - YEAH. 23 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,685 - THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS UFOs, SHAWN. 24 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:01,729 - SO THE PLAINTIFF IS ENTITLED TO COMPENSATORY 25 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:06,434 AND PUNITIVE DAMAGES, PER ARTICLE 35-A, SECTION "J," 26 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:09,470 WHICH STIP--WHICH, UH... [loud mechanized humming] 27 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,560 [violent shaking] 28 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:39,400 [loud, deep hum] 29 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,341 OH, JESUS! TOBY! 30 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,643 - HEY, ROY. ARE YOU--ARE YOU OKAY? 31 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:53,814 JUST CAME BY TO DROP OFF THE PATTERSON FILE... 32 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,783 AND SOME REFILLS. 33 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,785 - OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 34 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:01,689 UM, LISTEN, DID YOU NOTICE ANY COMMOTION A MOMENT AGO? 35 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,724 - NO. NO. 36 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,459 WHAT KIND OF COMMOTION ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 37 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:12,293 - TOBY. TOBY! 38 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,395 TOBY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? TOBY, NO! 39 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,007 - AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 40 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,545 - NO. - HEY! HEY! 41 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,046 - CHIEF SAID WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LET HIM 42 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,548 DRIVE AROUND WITH US, GET TO KNOW OUR PROCESS. 43 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,649 WE ARE NOT CURRENTLY DRIVING. 44 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,884 YOU NEED TO STOP TAKING YOUR FRUSTRATION WITH SHAWN 45 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,019 OUT ON HENRY. 46 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,887 BETTER HIM THAN THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT. 47 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,491 - OW. 48 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,396 I--I COULD HAVE SUFFOCATED IN THERE! 49 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,897 - JEEZ, I CRACKED THE WINDOW. 50 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:24,998 - I'M GLAD THAT SHAWN PEANUT-BUTTERED YOUR PHONE 51 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:25,999 THE OTHER DAY. 52 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,535 - I KNEW THAT WAS HIM. 53 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:31,038 - GUYS! - I STILL HAVE JIF IN MY EAR. 54 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,441 - MR. KESSLER, I AM DETECTIVE O'HARA, 55 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,376 AND THIS IS DETECTIVE LASSITER, AND THIS IS HENRY SPENCER, 56 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:38,379 WHO HELPS US COORDINATE OUR INVESTIGATIONS. 57 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,880 - SO, SIR, I UNDERSTAND 58 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,615 YOU WITNESSED A KIDNAPPING LAST NIGHT. 59 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:43,551 - I'D SAY IT WAS MORE OF AN ABDUCTION. 60 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,353 - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THE PERPETRATOR WAS? 61 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:48,055 - YES! AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL. 62 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,424 - HOW COME THE CRAZIES NEVER LIVE CLOSE BY? 63 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,692 - LISTEN, I KNOW IT SOUNDS NUTS, 64 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:52,993 BUT I'M TELLING YOU, I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES. 65 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:56,530 AN ALIEN CAME DOWN AND SNATCHED A YOUNG LAWYER 66 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:57,865 THAT WORKS AT MY FIRM-- TOBY SHORE. 67 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,333 - MR. KESSLER, NO OFFENSE, 68 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,101 BUT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME 69 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,736 FINDING ANYONE TO BELIEVE A STORY LIKE THAT. 70 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,004 - WAS HE TALL AND SCALY, 71 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,873 OR SHORT, WITH A HUGE LOLLIPOP HEAD? 72 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,375 - TALL, I THINK. 73 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,942 - REPTILIAN. - PROBABLY HOSTILE. 74 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,911 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, WE'RE GONNA NEED A SPEAK & SPELL 75 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,045 AND SEVEN POUNDS OF MASHED POTATOES. 76 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,514 - ENOUGH! 77 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:14,715 MR. KESSLER, IF YOUR CO-WORKER DOESN'T SHOW UP 78 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,083 IN THE NEXT EIGHT HOURS, 79 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:19,052 FEEL FREE TO FILE A MISSING PERSONS REPORT. 80 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,921 UNTIL THEN, STOP WASTING OUR TIME. 81 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,556 YOU OWE ME A NEW PHONE! 82 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,963 - YOU HAVE A VERY NICE HOME. 83 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,766 - THIS UFO, WAS IT MORE LIKE A BRIGHT SPHERE, 84 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,968 OR TWO SOUP BOWLS GLUED TOGETHER? 85 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,105 - NO, IT WAS A SPHERE, DEFINITELY. 86 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,840 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS? ARE YOU UFO CHASERS? 87 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:43,444 - NOTHING AS RIDICULOUS AS THAT. WE'RE PSYCHIC DETECTIVES. 88 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,978 - AND WE CAN HELP YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM 89 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:48,449 OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. - AH, FANTASTIC. YOU'RE HIRED. 90 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,751 - SHAWN! MAY I HAVE A WORD? 91 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,986 - EXCUSE US. 92 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:57,124 - I--I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS CASE. 93 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:57,791 - WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE DROPPING THE DIME 94 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,527 ON MY PEANUT BUTTER PRANKS. 95 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,028 - LOOK, WE ALL KNOW THERE'S 0% CHANCE 96 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,796 THAT YOU DON'T END UP BELIEVING THIS KOOK. 97 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:03,731 - HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 98 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,399 - BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BELIEVE HIM, SHAWN. 99 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:06,734 JUST LIKE YOU WANTED TO BELIEVE 100 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,769 IT WASN'T A WEATHER BALLOON WHEN YOU WERE A KID, 101 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:09,770 AND YOU WANTED TO BELIEVE THAT IT WAS ALIENS 102 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,104 THAT ABDUCTED JOE PISCOPO. 103 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,773 - THAT REMAINS MY THEORY UNTIL SOMEONE CAN 104 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,007 PINPOINT THE MAN'S WHEREABOUTS. 105 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,743 - DON'T WORRY, MR. SPENCER, I PROMISE YOU 106 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,878 WE WILL NOT LET OUR INTEREST IN UFOs AFFECT OUR JUDGMENT. 107 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,013 - GOOD. 'CAUSE YOU RUN AROUND TOWN 108 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,982 TELLING EVERYBODY THAT AN ALIEN DID THIS, 109 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,518 YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF NUT JOBS. 110 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,854 SHAWN, I CAN'T HIRE NUT JOBS. 111 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,088 - DAD, WOULD YOU RELAX, PLEASE? 112 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,891 OBVIOUSLY WE DON'T THINK ALIENS ARE RESPONSIBLE. 113 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,460 - GOOD. [horn honks] 114 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:36,029 HOLD YOUR HORSES! 115 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:42,436 - BECAUSE IF ALIENS DID DO THIS, 116 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,171 THERE'D BE SIGNS OF ELECTRICAL DISRUPTIONS. 117 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:48,876 - [chuckles] EXACTLY! 118 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,511 WHAT ELSE WOULD WE SEE, GUS? 119 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,779 - WELL, THERE WOULD MOST DEFINITELY BE 120 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,981 A VISIBLE GROUND DISTURBANCE. 121 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:58,085 - RIGHT. 122 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,087 - SO WHERE DO YOU GUYS WANT TO START? 123 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,856 - HOW 'BOUT YOUR TERRACE? 124 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:11,031 WHOA. 125 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:41,995 - ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO GAVE YOU, DENNIS, AND I FLAK 126 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,197 FOR BELIEVING IN ALIENS IN SCHOOL-- 127 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,800 JEFF GARRETT, AND THAT FEMALE RUSSIAN EXCHANGE STUDENT 128 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,201 WHO STOLE MY WALLET-- 129 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:49,903 THEY'RE GONNA EAT THEIR WORDS WHEN THIS GOES PUBLIC. 130 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,204 - I'VE GOT NEWS, GUS. 131 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,140 TOBY SHORE WAS NOT ABDUCTED BY AN ALIEN. 132 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,976 - WHAT? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LIGHTS AND GRASS AND STUFF? 133 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,679 - IT'S TIME WE LEARNED IT'S NEVER THE CRAZY SUSPECT. 134 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,247 IT WASN'T A MUMMY. IT WASN'T THE DEVIL. 135 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,582 IT WASN'T EVEN BIGFOOT. 136 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:02,916 - BIGFOOT? WHEN DID WE SUSPECT BIGFOOT? 137 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:04,251 - MISSING SCHOOL BUS CASE. 138 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,053 REMEMBER, THERE WERE BITE MARKS IN CUSHION. 139 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,155 THE DRIVER'S SEAT WAS PUSHED BACK SIX FEET. 140 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,824 - OKAY, OKAY, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT THAT IT'S NOT AN ALIEN, 141 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:13,160 BUT WHY DON'T WE KEEP INVESTIGATING JUST TO BE SURE. 142 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,663 - BECAUSE MY DAD ACTUALLY MAKES A VALID POINT. 143 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,731 IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO GET ANY OBJECTIVE WORK DONE 144 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,767 WHEN WE'RE BOTH SECRETLY HOPING THAT IT'S AN ALIEN. 145 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,735 - SO WE CAN RUB IT IN JEFF GARRETT'S FACE. 146 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,136 - NO, GUS, WE HAVE TO LET THAT GO. 147 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,237 - SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, THAT WE PASS ON THE CASE? 148 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,575 - NO. YOU'RE $1,200 BALANCE ON YOUR J.C. PENNY CARD 149 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,076 IS NOT GONNA PAY FOR ITSELF. 150 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,945 WE'LL JUST HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE OUR MUTUAL TENDENCY 151 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,681 TO THINK UNREASONABLY ABOUT THIS TOPIC, 152 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,649 POLICE OURSELVES ACCORDINGLY. 153 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,018 - HOW? - ALL RIGHT... 154 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,187 IF ONE OF US STARTS LEANING TOWARDS THE ALIEN THEORY, 155 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,955 OTHER ONE GETS TO FLICK HIM IN THE EAR. 156 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,691 - THAT'S AN INCREDIBLY STUPID IDEA. 157 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,092 - YOU HAVE EXACTLY THREE SECONDS TO BEAT IT. 158 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,194 THREE, TWO, ONE-- PBBBT! 159 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:50,664 - NOW, HOW IS THAT FAIR? 160 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:54,234 - NOW, LET'S FIND OUT WHAT, IF ANYTHING, 161 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,170 HAPPENED HERE LAST NIGHT. 162 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,141 ROY? MAY I CALL YOU PHIL? 163 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,910 - I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T. 164 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,578 - FAIR ENOUGH. 165 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:05,746 HOW MANY BEERS DID YOU HAVE LAST NIGHT? 166 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:09,216 - JUST ONE. AW, COME ON, WHAT-- 167 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,752 ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I BEER-GOGGLED AN ALIEN ABDUCTION? 168 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,186 - HAPPENED TO GUS LAST NEW YEARS. 169 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,354 - I HIT THE WHITE ZIN HARD. 170 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,124 - I PROMISE YOU, I WAS SOBER AS A JUDGE. 171 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,627 LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 172 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,628 IF TOBY WASN'T ABDUCTED LAST NIGHT, 173 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:21,795 WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? 174 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,330 - MAYBE HE LEFT WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING. 175 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,332 - HIS CAR'S STILL IN THE DRIVEWAY. 176 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,634 - AND LISTEN TO THIS. 177 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,635 WHEN I WENT OUT TO MOVE IT THIS MORNING, 178 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,669 IT WOULDN'T START. 179 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,938 THE CAR'S BRAND-NEW! - REALLY? 180 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,106 YOU KNOW, CARS OFTEN LOSE BATTERY POWER 181 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:37,344 WHEN THEY COME IN CONTACT WITH UFOs--OW! 182 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,780 THANK YOU. HAVE YOU TRIED CALLING HIM? 183 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,248 - YEAH. ABOUT 50 TIMES. 184 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,683 JUST GOES STRAIGHT TO VOICE MAIL. 185 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,618 - MAYBE HE'S OUT OF RANGE. AAH! 186 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:45,953 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? 187 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,621 - YOU WERE IMPLYING HE'S IN SPACE. 188 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:51,124 - NO, I WASN'T. - YES, YOU WERE. 189 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,061 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 190 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,229 MR. KESSLER, MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK TO YOUR NEIGHBORS 191 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,230 TO SEE IF THEY SAW ANYTHING. 192 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,632 - GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 193 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,367 THE NEAREST ONE'S ABOUT HALF A MILE AWAY. 194 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,737 LISTEN, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME. 195 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,639 I WAS JUST SITTING AT THE DESK LAST NIGHT, 196 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,374 AND THE WHOLE HOUSE STARTED TO SHAKE. 197 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,408 AND THEN THERE WERE THESE LIGHTS, 198 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,209 AND THEN THIS-- 199 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,745 I WAS HEARING THIS WEIRD SOUND. 200 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:12,946 IT SOUNDED LIKE-- 201 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:17,685 - [a la Close Encounters...] * ZONG...SHONG...BONG... 202 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,019 * NAA... 203 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,854 - NO, IT SOUNDED NOTHING LIKE THAT. 204 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,656 - OH, REALLY. SORRY. 205 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,992 I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO MAKE THIS SOUND. 206 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,661 [noises from night before] 207 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,698 - THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE SOUND. 208 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:31,665 - YOU WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE. 209 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,433 - YOU KNOW I STRUGGLE WITH TONE DEAFNESS. 210 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,704 WHY WOULD YOU-- - NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME? 211 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,939 - BEFORE WE ANSWER THAT QUESTION, 212 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,174 WE'LL NEED TO CONSULT AN EXPERT. 213 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:54,287 HI, WE'RE LOOKING FOR DENNIS GOGOLACK. 214 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,857 - SHAWN? GUS? 215 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,692 - DENNIS? - NO. 216 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,327 - GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 217 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,763 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 218 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,698 WHAT AN AWESOME SURPRISE! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 219 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:05,565 IT'S BEEN FOREVER! 220 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,200 - WOW, WE DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU, 221 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,435 NOW THAT YOU'RE... 222 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,771 - WHAT, NOT FAT AND NERDY? - WELL... 223 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:11,705 - IT'S OKAY. IT'S THE TRUTH. 224 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,941 I CREDIT MY PERSONAL TRAINER AND LASIKS. 225 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,475 - LOSING THE WIZARD'S CLOAK ALSO HELPED. 226 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,244 - COME ON, GET INSIDE HERE! 227 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,383 - WOW. THAT'S INTERESTING. 228 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,485 - YEAH, MY WIFE'S INTO STUFF THAT DANGLES. 229 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,187 - LOOKS LIKE THE SOFTWARE BUSINESS 230 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,255 HAS BEEN GOOD TO YOU, DENNIS. 231 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,223 [footsteps on stairs] 232 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,927 - VERY GOOD. 233 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,730 - OH, HEY, GUYS. I'M DENNIS' WIFE, MOLLY. 234 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,432 - THAT WAS THE CREEPIEST "VERY" THAT I'VE EVER HEARD. 235 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,400 - HEY. - HI. 236 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:45,138 - BABE, THIS IS SHAWN AND GUS. 237 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,207 TWO GOOD FRIENDS OF MINE FROM BACK IN GRADE SCHOOL. 238 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,876 AND NOW THEY'RE PSYCHIC DETECTIVES. 239 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,377 HOW COOL IS THAT? - REALLY COOL. 240 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,511 NICE MEETING YOU GUYS. 241 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,080 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT WE WERE 242 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,214 HAVING FRIENDS OVER, DENNY? 243 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,884 - ACTUALLY, WE DIDN'T GIVE DENNY 244 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,753 MUCH OF A HEADS UP. HERE'S THE THING... 245 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,521 WE'RE INVESTIGATING A CASE THAT MAY HAVE INVOLVED 246 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,990 AN ALIEN ABDUCTION! 247 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,192 - AND BEING THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS 248 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,494 ONE OF THE FOREMOST EXPERTS ON THE TOPIC... 249 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:11,498 - [nervous laughter] 250 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,400 I'M--I'M SORRY, GUYS, I'M AFRAID 251 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,567 I'M NOT MUCH OF AN EXPERT ANYMORE. 252 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:18,405 PBBBT! IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS SINCE I WAS INTO THAT STUFF. 253 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,808 - OH, WELL, THAT'S-- SAME HERE, BRO, I MEAN-- 254 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,142 - BEER. 255 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,544 - YEAH, DENNY IS A TOTAL JOCK. 256 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,114 - GUILTY. I'M GUILTY AS CHARGED. 257 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,916 - WOW. - THEY DID, LIKE, A LITTLE.. 258 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,483 - EXPLOSION. - YEAH. 259 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,785 - BUT HEY, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO TAKE OFF YET. 260 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:32,786 WE'VE GOT SOME CATCHING UP TO DO. 261 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,788 - ACTUALLY, WE'RE UNDER A BIT OF A TIME CRUNCH. 262 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:35,923 - NO, NO, NO, LET ME JUST GIVE YOU 263 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,424 A QUICK TOUR OF THE PLACE. 264 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,326 - DENNY, I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA GO HANG WITH THE GIRLS, THOUGH. 265 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,327 IS THAT OKAY? - YEAH. 266 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,095 - OKAY. NICE MEETING YOU GUYS. 267 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,997 - VERY NICE. - STOP IT. 268 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,466 - COME ON. COME CHECK OUT MY OFFICE! 269 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,501 - ALL RIGHT. 270 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,574 I GOTTA SAY, DENNIS, I'M SURPRISED THAT YOU, 271 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,443 OF ALL PEOPLE, OUTGREW THE WHOLE NERD THING. 272 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:59,379 I MEAN, COME ON, YOU WERE A CLASS-THREE DUNGEON MASTER 273 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,948 WITH YOUR OWN SET OF CUSTOM 12-SIDED DICE. 274 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:04,517 [door shuts] 275 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,529 - LET'S GO. 276 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,331 - WHAT... 277 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:23,436 - OH, MY-- YOU ARE A CLOSET NERD! 278 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,605 - LITERALLY. 279 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,108 DUDE! 280 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,376 WHAT? 281 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,444 YOU HAVE A REPLICA OF CAPTAIN ADAMA'S HELMET 282 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,847 FROM THE ORIGINAL BATTLESTAR GALACTICA? 283 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:37,350 - AND LEVAR BURTON'S GLASSES FROM STAR TREK? 284 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,318 - THOSE AREN'T REPLICAS, GENTLEMEN. 285 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,154 I GOT THOSE FOR 15 GRAND A POP AT AUCTION. 286 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,356 - I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO MOTIVATED TO MAKE MONEY. 287 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,258 - WAIT TILL I SHOW YOU WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS. 288 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,426 AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY. 289 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,494 THERE'S ANOTHER HIDDEN ROOM DOWNSTAIRS 290 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,562 WHERE I PRACTICE MY MAGIC TRICKS. 291 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,231 - WHY ALL THE SECRECY? 292 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,267 - WELL, LOOK, WHEN I FIRST MET MOLLY, 293 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,635 IT WAS CLEAR SHE WAS ONLY INTO GUYS' GUYS. 294 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,471 SO, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I PRETENDED TO BE. 295 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,373 SHE ENDED UP BUYING IT. 296 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,975 I GUESS I'VE BEEN PRETENDING EVER SINCE. 297 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,878 - SOUNDS EXHAUSTING. 298 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:05,879 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 299 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,415 EVERY DAY IS A NEW CHALLENGE. 300 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,483 WHETHER IT'S TRYING TO DRAW BLANKS DURING JEOPARDY, 301 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,484 OR HAVING TO SNEAK IN HERE 302 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,487 EVERY TIME I WANT TO TRACK SOME UFO ACTIVITY 303 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,123 OR SEW A NEW RENAISSANCE FAIRE COSTUME. 304 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,291 - EXCELLENT STITCH WORK, MY LIEGE. 305 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,660 - THANKS, GUS. 306 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,529 THE WORST IS WHEN I'M AROUND MOLLY'S FRIENDS' HUSBANDS. 307 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,498 TO SAY INANE STUFF, LIKE "BEER ME," 308 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,400 OR, "YEAH, I'D TOTALLY HIT THAT." 309 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,969 WHAT, EXACTLY, AM I HITTING? 310 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,470 - MOST LIKELY AN ATTRACTIVE LADY. 311 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,072 - OKAY, THAT'S HORRIBLE. 312 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,340 - IS IT REALLY WORTH IT, DEN? 313 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,574 - HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE? 314 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,277 - LISTEN, DENNIS, WE NEED YOUR OPINION 315 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,278 ON THIS RECORDING. 316 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,114 GUS IS CONVINCED IT'S A UFO. 317 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,582 - LET'S HEAR IT. 318 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:47,120 [same recording as earlier] 319 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:50,323 BASED ON MY RESEARCH, 320 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:53,626 I'D SAY THAT'S A VOYAGER POD FROM THE SERPENS DWARF GALAXY... 321 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,263 OR...BAD NEW AGE MUSIC. 322 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,597 - BUT IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE? 323 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,467 - WAIT A SECOND. 324 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,534 WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND. 325 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:05,472 IF YOU GUYS COULD GIVE ME THE TIME AND LOCATION, 326 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,606 I COULD CHECK THE SKY ACTIVITY. 327 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,342 I HACKED INTO THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE'S COMPUTER 328 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,677 A FEW YEARS BACK, AND CAN PRETTY MUCH ACCESS 329 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,312 THEIR RADAR DATABASE WHENEVER I WANT. 330 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,047 - ALL RIGHT. 331 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,016 WELL, HE LIVES AT 25 BUCKSKIN DRIVE. 332 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,584 - AND IT HAPPENED AROUND 11:00 AT NIGHT. 333 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,657 - NOTHING. 334 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,526 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. 335 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,234 WAIT A MINUTE. 336 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:38,205 YOU BETTER TRY 10:44, JUST TO BE SAFE. 337 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,080 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 338 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,417 W-WHAT IS--WHAT IS-- WHAT IS THAT? 339 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,352 UH, DEN-- 340 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,553 - [wheezing] - DENNIS... 341 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,322 YOU ALL RIGHT THERE, BUDDY? 342 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,558 - [inhales] 343 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,560 - SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU'RE ASTHMATIC? 344 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:05,465 - NO. AND SHE NEVER WILL. 345 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,568 [sighs] 346 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,038 - ALL RIGHT, GUS, 347 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,605 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO SAY THIS. 348 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,075 - WHAT? 349 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,276 - I THINK TOBY GOT ABDUCTED. 350 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,377 - SO DO I. - YOU DO? 351 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,245 - YES. - SWEET. 352 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,779 WHY ARE WE BOTH COVERING OUR EARS, THEN? 353 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,015 - I DON'T KNOW. 354 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,753 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 355 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,455 TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CALLING JEFF GARRETT. 356 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,657 - NO, ROY. HE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT WE BELIEVE HIM. 357 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,260 - ALL RIGHT, BUT MAKE SURE YOU TELL HIM TO KEEP IT ON THE QT. 358 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,527 - I KNOW. - ALL RIGHT. 359 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,463 - I'M STANDING HERE JUST OUTSIDE THE HOME 360 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,065 OF PROMINENT LOCAL ATTORNEY ROY KESSLER, 361 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,432 WHO'S JOINED ME NOW, 362 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,534 AND HAS A RATHER SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 363 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,103 MR. KESSLER. 364 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,539 - WELL, LAST NIGHT I WITNESSED ALIENS ABDUCT 365 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:47,340 A FELLOW CO-WORKER. 366 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,741 - PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK HE'S NUTS. 367 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,077 - AND I CAN PROVE IT, 368 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,611 THANKS TO THE FINE INVESTIGATIVE WORK 369 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,281 BEING DONE BY PSYCHIC DETECTIVES SHAWN SPENCER 370 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,317 AND...GURTON BUSTER. 371 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,619 - GURTON WHAT? - OH, MY GOD, 372 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,588 I LOOK LIKE k.d. lang. 373 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,555 [telephone rings] 374 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,756 - WHAT KIND OF PROOF ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 375 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,757 - WELL, I KNOW, I KNOW. 376 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,059 IT DOES SOUND SHOCKING... 377 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:09,462 - YES, DAD, WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 378 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,704 BEFORE YOU GO OFF ON US, ANSWER ME THIS QUESTION. 379 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,107 DO YOU THINK THAT PICTURE OF ME ON THE NEWS 380 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,242 MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE SINGING CONSTANT CRAVING? 381 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,277 - SHAWN, WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT TAKING THIS CASE? 382 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,845 - MR. SPENCER, WE HAVE HARD EVIDENCE ON THIS ONE. 383 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,480 NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT ROY KESSLER IS 384 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,149 A RESPECTED ATTORNEY, 385 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,351 NOT SOME CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST. 386 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,719 ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE IS! 387 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,522 SHAWN, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BUDDING TEXTILES? 388 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,157 - THAT'S THE COMPANY THAT HAD TO FORK OUT MILLIONS 389 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,325 FOR THE CHEMICAL SPILL. 390 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,093 - UH-HUH. IT GOT HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE SICK. 391 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,362 AND YOU KNOW WHO THINKS IT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE? 392 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,464 - ERIN BROKOVICH. - ROY KESSLER. 393 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,267 HE'S PREPARING A LAWSUIT AGAINST THEM. 394 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,835 - WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 395 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,370 - YEAH, I SUPPOSE YOU ALSO DIDN'T KNOW 396 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,439 HE'S BEING HEAVILY MEDICATED FOR ANXIETY. 397 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:55,575 HE MISSES A DOSE, AND HE'S PRONE TO PSYCHOTIC EPISODES. 398 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,611 LAST YEAR, HE CLAIMS TO HAVE SEEN A PANDA 399 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,180 IN HIS COMPANY'S KITCHEN. 400 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,416 - THAT'S NOT CRAZY AT ALL. PANDAS ARE BIG EATERS. 401 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,651 - TEN YEARS AGO, KESSLER CLAIMED-- 402 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,119 YOU GOT IT-- 403 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,854 HE SAW A UFO WHILE ON VACATION. 404 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,589 - SAUCER OR SPHERE? 405 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,823 - YOU KNOW, YOU TWO WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS KIND OF STUFF 406 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,560 IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SO BLINDED BY YOUR CHILDISH INTERESTS, 407 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,662 - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, THE ONLY THING 408 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,497 WE WERE BLINDED BY IS... - SCIENCE! 409 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,365 - THAT NEVER GETS OLD - NOPE. 410 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,567 - TELL ME THIS-- IF TOBY WASN'T ABDUCTED, 411 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,302 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 412 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,570 - RIGHT IN THERE. 413 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,373 - ...MORNING. 414 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,475 - THIS MORNING. - HE REALLY KIND OF... 415 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,477 - HE TOOK A CAB TO HIS PARENTS' HOUSE THAT NIGHT 416 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,878 AFTER HIS CAR WOULDN'T START. 417 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,714 TURNED OFF HIS PHONE, AND HE SLEPT IN. 418 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,750 - [sighs] 419 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,652 NICE GOING, MAN. 420 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,554 - OW! - OW! 421 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,590 - OW! - OW! UNH... 422 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,526 - STOP! 423 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,268 - I REMEMBER HIM MUTTERING ALL THIS STUFF 424 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,337 ABOUT LIGHTS AND SHIPS. 425 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,572 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ROY BEING ROY. 426 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,907 AND THEN I TURNED ON THE TV TODAY 427 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,575 AND HEARD HIS INSANE THEORY. 428 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,611 - I WOULDN'T CALL IT INSANE. - WOULD YOU LET IT GO? 429 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,714 - I TRIED EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET HIM TO TAKE HIS MEDS. 430 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,549 I WOULD EVEN PICK THEM UP AT THE PHARMACY FOR HIM 431 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,784 AND BRING THEM TO HIM DIRECTLY. 432 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,454 MAN, HE'S GONNA HEAR IT AT THE OFFICE ON MONDAY. 433 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,255 - ACTUALLY, YOUR FIRM JUST SUSPENDED HIM 434 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,923 UNTIL HE COMPLETES A MONTH'S STAY 435 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,325 IN A MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY. 436 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,794 - WOW. WHO'S GONNA GET ALL HIS CASES? 437 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,396 - WE'RE AVAILABLE. 438 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,931 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. SPENCER? 439 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,934 GUS HERE IS A WHIZ AT LEGAL ZOOM, 440 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,469 AND MY COUSIN HAS A PERSONAL INJURY LAW FIRM 441 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,404 CALLED ACCIDENTES. HEARD OF IT? 442 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,440 - NO, I HAVEN'T. - YOU WILL. YOU WILL. 443 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,743 - GOOD WORK, PEOPLE. PAPA BEAR. 444 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,486 - [laughing] 445 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,423 - YOU KNOW WHAT, GUS, I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE 446 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,791 BEING SNICKERED AT. 447 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,726 NEVER AGAIN ARE WE INVESTIGATING SOMETHING 448 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,562 RELATED TO ONE OF OUR CHILDHOOD OBSESSIONS. 449 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,896 - WHAT IF THERE'S A POP ROCKS MURDER? 450 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,231 - THAT IS THE EXCEPTION. 451 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,233 - EXCUSE ME, SPENCER. 452 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,569 QUICK QUESTION. 453 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,237 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO WRONG 454 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,573 THAT YOU ARE NOW... A WALKING JOKE? 455 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,509 - JUST LIKE YOU, MINUS THE KIND BOOTS AND THE SOFT EYES. 456 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,480 - HA! WOW, THIS IS REALLY A BIG MOMENT FOR ME. 457 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:17,384 I MAY EVEN DO A LITTLE DANCE. 458 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,353 OH, YES, I WILL. 459 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,554 * NO, HE DOESN'T CARE 460 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,523 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, GUS. 461 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,325 WE ARE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED, 462 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,726 AND WE ARE GONNA CLEAR OUR GOOD NAMES. 463 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,495 - LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 464 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,596 IF YOU WERE AN UP AND COMER AT A LAW FIRM, 465 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,630 AND YOU WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS-- 466 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,898 - BECAUSE THAT HAPPENS. 467 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,065 - WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE? 468 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,635 I KNOW I WOULDN'T, BECAUSE THEY WOULD THINK I WAS NUTS. 469 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,270 - LIKE I DO RIGHT NOW. 470 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,371 THAT DUDE WAS NOT ABDUCTED, GUS. 471 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,540 - OKAY, WELL, YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS 472 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,575 TO COME UP WITH A BETTER THEORY TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS WEIRDNESS. 473 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,576 - ALL RIGHT. - THREE, TWO, ONE...BZZZZ! 474 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,977 - THAT'S MY TRICK. 475 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,879 - HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE RADAR, THE RECORDING, 476 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,348 THE INDENTATION ON THE LAWN? 477 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,049 - LET ME TELL YOU. IT WAS A PLANE ON THE RADAR. 478 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,051 SOMEONE CRANKING YANNI ON THE RECORDER. 479 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,786 AND THE INDENTATION COULD HAVE BEEN A MILLION THINGS. 480 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,488 - SHAWN, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE THREE STRANGE MARKINGS 481 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,724 ON TOBY'S ARM? - YOU SAW THOSE? 482 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,758 - OF COURSE I DID. 483 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,593 AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 484 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:01,861 - ARE YOU MOCKING MY "IT'S A CLUE" FACE? 485 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:02,962 - YEP. - DO IT AGAIN. 486 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,332 I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT. - YES, YOU DO. 487 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,599 - YOU'RE A BASTARD. 488 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,700 - SHAWN, YOU KNOW THAT ABDUCTEES OFTEN HAVE 489 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:08,701 STRANGE MARKINGS ON THEIR SKIN. 490 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:09,736 - SO DO I WHEN I DON'T USE 491 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,771 ENOUGH SUNSCREEN-- NOW COME HERE. 492 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,444 STAND STILL AND LET ME FLICK YOUR EAR. 493 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,478 - HE WAS ABDUCTED, SHAWN. 494 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,211 - WAS NOT. - YES, HE WAS. 495 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,513 - NO, HE WASN'T. - YES, HE WAS. 496 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:21,514 - WAS NOT. WASN'T. - YES, HE WAS. 497 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,483 - WASN'T INFINITY! 498 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,017 IF YOU'RE GONNA ACT LIKE A CHILD ABOUT THIS, 499 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,486 THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BRING IN A THIRD PARTY 500 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,087 TO SETTLE THIS DISAGREEMENT. - FINE. WHO? 501 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,656 - HE WAS DEFINITELY ABDUCTED. 502 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:30,857 THE MARKINGS COMBINED WITH THE OTHER DETAILS 503 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:31,891 HAVE ME CONVINCED. 504 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,360 - WHY WOULD I TAG IN A GUY 505 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,961 WITH A CUSTOM-MADE EWOK COSTUME? 506 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,096 - HEY, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT LAW FIRM HE WORKS AT? 507 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,731 - UH, WILCOX, KESSLER, AND SOMETHING. 508 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,733 - HOLD ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 509 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,404 - GETTING HIS WORK ADDRESS SO YOU CAN SPY ON THIS GUY. 510 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,506 LOOK, FELLAS, YOU HAVE TO SEE 511 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,808 IF HE'S EXHIBITING THE OTHER TELLTALE ABDUCTION SIGNS. 512 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,343 YOU KNOW THIS. PARANOIA! 513 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,078 THE COMPULSION TO TRAVEL TO UNKNOWN AREAS. 514 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,813 - SUICIDAL TENDENCIES. 515 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,114 - SPEWING NONSENSE WITH AUTHORITY. 516 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,683 OH, WAIT, THAT'S YOU GUYS. 517 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,385 - YOU MOCK, BUT I'M STILL WAITING 518 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,453 ON A BETTER THEORY FROM YOU. 519 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,629 - ALL RIGHT. IT WAS TOBY. 520 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,366 - WHY DID HE JUST TILT HIS HEAD AND SQUINT? 521 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,801 - IT'S HIS "I GOT A CLUE" FACE. 522 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,369 - THINK ABOUT IT, "GUST." 523 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,137 TOBY KNEW HE STOOD TO INHERIT ALL OF ROY'S CASES 524 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,639 IF HE COULD JUST GET HIM OUT OF THE WAY. 525 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,140 SO HE ARRANGED FOR HIM TO HAVE ONE OF HIS 526 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,141 PSYCHOTIC EPISODES. 527 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,209 - HOW? 528 00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:27,414 - I WOULD EVEN PICK THE MEDS UP FROM THE PHARMACY 529 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,881 AND BRING THEM TO HIM DIRECTLY. 530 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,717 - BY TAMPERING WITH HIS MEDS. 531 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,486 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM. 532 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,422 ROY GOES NUTS. THE NEXT DAY, 533 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,524 TOBY'S A MAJOR PLAYER AT THE FIRM. 534 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,091 LET'S GO. - WHERE ARE WE GOING? 535 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,960 - WELL, WE'RE GONNA TAKE DENNIS' ADVICE, 536 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,595 DO A LITTLE SPYING ON OUR BOY. 537 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,697 - WHAT CAN I DO? 538 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,933 - YOU COULD LEND US SOME SWEET DISGUISES. 539 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,835 - FELLAS, JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED. 540 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:54,941 - I HAVE NEVER FELT COOLER. 541 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:55,842 - YOU'VE NEVER LOOKED COOLER. 542 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,411 DENNIS IS GONNA HAVE TO PRY THIS HELMET 543 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,847 OF MY COLD, DEAD NOGGIN. 544 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,983 THERE'S TOBY. 545 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:11,558 - DUDE, HE'S SWEATING AND SHAKING. 546 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,760 - HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING CLUES THIS WHOLE TIME? 547 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,663 - PARANOIA IS ONE OF THE TELLTALE SIGNS OF AN ABDUCTION. 548 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,565 - IT'S ALSO THE SIGN OF A GUY WITH A GUILTY CONSCIENCE. 549 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,032 STOP SAYING STUPID THINGS. 550 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,803 YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THOSE GLASSES. 551 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:25,404 - HE'S BOLTING, GUS! 552 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,511 - HE'S WANDERING TO UNKNOWN AREAS. 553 00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,513 - THIS HELMET IS NOT MADE FOR RUNNING! 554 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,515 I SHOULD HAVE BORROWED CHARLTON HESTON'S SCARF 555 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,684 FROM SOYLENT GREEN. 556 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,525 - I CAN'T SEE OUT THESE GLASSES, SHAWN. 557 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:48,094 - WHERE'D HE GO? WHERE'D HE GO? 558 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:51,464 WE LOST HIM. SON OF A... 559 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:54,133 [cell phone rings] 560 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,102 HELLO? - IS THIS SHAWN SPENCER? 561 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,237 - TOBY? 562 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,206 - YOU GOTTA HELP ME. THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME. 563 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:01,474 - WHOA, WHOA. CALM DOWN, MAN. 564 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:02,809 WHO'S-- WHO'S FOLLOWING YOU? 565 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,110 - I DON'T KNOW. 566 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,945 I THINK IT'S THE BLACK DUDE FROM STAR TREK 567 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:08,147 AND SOME WHITE GUY IN A RIDICULOUS HELMET. 568 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,583 - WHICH IS YOUR OPINION. WHERE ARE YOU? 569 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:11,818 - LISTEN TO ME. 570 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:16,022 ROY KESSLER WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. 571 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:19,526 - OKAY... YOU NEED TO COME MEET US. 572 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:20,660 - I CAN'T. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. 573 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,229 UH, MEET ME IN AN HOUR IN FRONT OF THE LANSDOWNE HOTEL. 574 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,631 - LANSDOWNE. GOT IT. 575 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,999 - DUDE, DID YOU JUST BREAK DENNIS' HELMET? 576 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:30,503 - WELL, IT CLEARLY WASN'T MADE FOR RUNNING, GUS. 577 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,539 YOU-- 578 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,044 - WAS THAT SCARF WORTH GOING BACK TO DENNIS'? 579 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,278 - IS SOYLENT GREEN PEOPLE? 580 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,048 NOW LET'S GO GET THIS CONFESSION OUT OF TOBY. 581 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:43,850 - YOU MEAN ADMISSION THAT HE WAS ABDUCTED. 582 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,018 - LET'S START WITH THE NON-BATCRAP ANGLE, SHALL WE? 583 00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,254 - SHAWN, YOU HEARD HIM SAY KESSLER WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. 584 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:50,957 - GUS, YOU'RE REALLY PUTTING ME IN A TOUGH SPOT HERE, MAN. 585 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,191 YOU DON'T THINK I WANT TO BE THE GUY RIFFING 586 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,594 ON HOW ALIENS ABDUCTED TOBY, 587 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,529 AND WHAT THEY DID TO HIM WHEN THEY BROUGHT HIM ON BOARD 588 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:57,630 THE MOTHER SHIP? 589 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,566 - THEY PROBED HIM AND PLACED AN EMBRYO IN HIS STOMACH 590 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:00,967 THAT'S GONNA HATCH OUT HIS EARDRUM IN 12 DAYS. 591 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,234 - I CAN'T DO IT! SOMEONE HAS TO HOLD 592 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:03,870 THE SANITY BAG IN THIS PARTNERSHIP, 593 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:04,737 AND QUITE FRANKLY, 594 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:05,738 I MISS THE DAYS WHEN IT USED TO BE YOU. 595 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:09,008 - SHAWN, HE'S EXHIBITING ALL THE TELLTALE SIGNS. 596 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:13,279 PARANOIA, CHECK! NERVOUSNESS, CHECK! 597 00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,284 - SUICIDAL TENDENCIES. CHECK. 598 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,829 - HEY, JULES. WHAT'S THE WORD? 599 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,964 - WELL, WE JUST FOUND OUT THAT TOBY WIRED 600 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:34,033 ALL OF THE MONEY FROM HIS BANK ACCOUNT, 601 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,835 ABOUT 500 GRAND, TO A CHARITY 602 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,036 AN HOUR BEFORE HIS DEATH. 603 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,905 WE HAVEN'T FOUND A NOTE YET, 604 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,807 BUT IT'S LOOKING LIKE SUICIDE. 605 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,175 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 606 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,177 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S STRANGE THAT A JUNIOR LAWYER 607 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,445 HAS THAT KIND OF ACCOUNT BALANCE? 608 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:49,181 NOT TO MENTION THE FACT HE WAS ROY KESSLER'S FORMER CO-WORKER. 609 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,050 OOH, NO, MY SENSES ARE TELLING ME 610 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,085 THERE IS DEFINITELY MORE TO THIS. 611 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,821 - MUCH MORE. - SETTLE. 612 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,589 - LET ME GUESS. YOU THINK 613 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:57,957 THE LOCH NESS MONSTER DID IT. 614 00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,959 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE? 615 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,928 - CAME TO GET GOING ON THE TOBY SHORE CASE. 616 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,129 - WHY? YOU'RE NOT BEING HIRED ON IT. 617 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,130 - SURELY YOU'RE CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 618 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,198 - SHAWN, I WARNED YOU. 619 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,266 I CAN'T STICK MY NECK OUT FOR TWO GUYS 620 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,201 WHO ARE CURRENTLY VIEWED AS THE VILLAGE IDIOTS. 621 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:14,173 - VILLAGE IDIOTS? WHO HERE THINKS THAT? 622 00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,642 DIRTY LARRY! 623 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,313 JULES. - SORRY. 624 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:23,983 - LOOK, GUS AND I MIGHT BE A LOT OF THINGS. HANDSOME... 625 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,284 - CHISELED. - INTELLIGENT. 626 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:26,385 - URBANE. - WHATEVER THAT MEANS. 627 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,621 BUT WE ARE NOT IDIOTS! 628 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,292 OH, I'M SOR-- I'M SORRY, GUYS. 629 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:37,129 MY BAD. 630 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:37,997 THAT'S ALL ME. BUT COME ON. 631 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,198 WHO NEEDS A FAN THIS BIG? SERIOUSLY. 632 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:41,333 - LEAVE NOW! - FINE. 633 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:44,370 - FINE. WE'RE AUDI. - ALL RIGHT... 634 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:45,972 - SMOOTH MOVE! 635 00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:48,107 - COME ON, MAN, GIVE A BROTHER SOME CREDIT. 636 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,309 LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. 637 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,844 NADA. 638 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:55,347 RECIPE FOR JULIET'S WEIRD CLEANSE. 639 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:57,884 PRELIMINARY CORONER'S REPORT. - WHAT DOES IT SAY? 640 00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:01,420 - APPARENTLY THEY FOUND A STRANGE OBJECT IN TOBY'S... 641 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:02,889 STOMACH. 642 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,657 - EMBRYO. 643 00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:07,426 - COME ON. 644 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,862 - WOODROW! 645 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:10,797 - HEY, BOYS. 646 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:13,332 YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THESE FRENCH FRIES. 647 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:14,233 THEY'RE KILLER. 648 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:16,969 - WE ATE, THANKS. - FOR THE LAST TIME. 649 00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:19,672 - WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE AUTOPSY 650 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:21,173 YOU DID ON TOBY SHORE. 651 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:22,241 - WHAT ABOUT IT? 652 00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:24,410 - COME ON, BUDDY, WE KNOW YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING. 653 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:27,446 - FINE. 654 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,448 I STOLE HIS WATCH. - YOU DID WHAT? 655 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,951 - HMM? NOTHING. HEY, HOW 'BOUT SOME FRIED CLAMS? 656 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,921 - WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU FOUND IN HIS STOMACH. 657 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,089 - I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT. I WILL GET IN TROUBLE. 658 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,457 - REALLY? MORE OR LESS TROUBLE 659 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,026 THAN YOU'D GET IN FOR LOOTING CORPSES? 660 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:41,393 - THE OBJECT WAS A FLASH DRIVE. 661 00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:42,328 - NOW, WHEN YOU SAY FLASH DRIVE, 662 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,330 IS THAT CORONER CODE FOR AN ALIEN EMBRYO 663 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,698 THAT HATCHES IN PEOPLE'S EAR? 664 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:46,699 - NO, THAT'S THE WORD "STARFISH." 665 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:48,000 THIS WAS A LEGITIMATE 666 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,468 FOUR GIGABYTE FLASH DRIVE. 667 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,470 THERE WERE-- 668 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,039 I TAKE NOTES-- 669 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:55,975 ABRASIONS ON HIS LUNGS, WHICH IMPLIED 670 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,443 HE SWALLOWED IT MOMENTS BEFORE HIS DEATH. 671 00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:58,310 - INTERESTING. 672 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,112 WHAT ABOUT THE MARKINGS ON HIS LEFT ARM? 673 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,014 - THAT WAS A BIRTH MARK. 674 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,883 - HA! WHERE IS THIS FLASH DRIVE NOW? 675 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,417 - I BELIEVE IT'S WITH DETECTIVE LASSITER. 676 00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:07,787 - GREAT. THANKS, WOODY. YOU STAY CREEPY. 677 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,455 - YOU KNOW I WILL. 678 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:20,266 - YOU KNOW, SPENCER, THE MINUTE YOU REFUSED TO HIRE 679 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,969 THAT SMARMY, FORTUNE-TELLING KID OF YOURS, 680 00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:26,305 YOU OFFICIALLY MADE IT OFF MY CRAP LIST. 681 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,207 HERE. SEE? 682 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:33,312 - YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A CRAP LIST? 683 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:34,814 - I LIKE TO KEEP TRACK OF PEOPLE WHO'VE WRONGED ME 684 00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:35,815 OVER THE YEARS. 685 00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:38,284 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE YOUR SON, MY MOTHER... 686 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:40,452 OLYMPIA FREAKIN' DUKAKIS! 687 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,454 - YOU DISTURB ME. 688 00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:46,092 - DO I? 689 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,928 WELCOME BACK, HENRY. 690 00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:51,197 BUT I'VE GOTTA SAY IT IS REALLY NICE 691 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,199 TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO DO SOME REAL POLICE WORK 692 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,302 WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT YOUR SON INTERFERING. 693 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,973 WHAT THE HELL? 694 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,180 CAN I GET SOMEBODY FROM I.T. OVER HERE? 695 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:11,083 DOBSON, COME HELP ME OUT! 696 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,787 - I'M NOT SURE HOW COMFORTABLE I AM 697 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:15,855 HACKING A POLICE COMPUTER. 698 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,489 - RELAX, IT'S HIS PERSONAL ONE. 699 00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:18,524 WHICH REMINDS ME-- 700 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,192 CHECK THE INTERNET SEARCH HISTORY. 701 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:25,998 - ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE. 702 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:26,999 "GRENADEFANCY.COM, 703 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:29,135 SQUIRRELASSASSINS.COM." 704 00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,103 AND... 705 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:32,805 THAT'S GROSS. 706 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:34,240 - THAT MAN NEEDS JESUS. 707 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,843 - LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THAT FLASH DRIVE, SHALL WE? 708 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:37,977 - YEAH. 709 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:41,380 - [clears throat] 710 00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:43,382 SORRY, GUS, DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A BLUEPRINT 711 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:44,550 FOR AN ALIEN FERTILITY LAB. 712 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,452 - SHOCKER! 713 00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:47,553 - IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF LEGAL DOCUMENTS 714 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,221 RELATED TO BUDDING TEXTILES. 715 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,490 - THAT'S THAT INSANE CASE KESSLER WAS WORKING ON. 716 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:52,825 HE BELIEVED THE BUDDING CHEMICAL SPILL 717 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:53,926 WAS DONE ON PURPOSE. 718 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,527 - [chuckles] THAT IS CRAZY. 719 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:05,537 - I'VE GOT SOMETHING. 720 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,406 both: WE KNOW. 721 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:09,876 - DAMN, I'VE REALLY GOTTA STOP DOING THAT. 722 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:12,611 - DENNY, WHERE ARE YOU? 723 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,413 - QUICK, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! GO, GO, GO, GO! 724 00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:17,950 DENNY? DENNY? 725 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:19,986 - ONE MINUTE, BABE. 726 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,154 - DENNY? - AAH... 727 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,090 WAAAA! 728 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:25,591 - HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 729 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:28,194 - UH, YOU KNOW, GUY STUFF. 730 00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:30,262 - STEAK. 731 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:31,630 - DENNY, YOU CAN'T HOST A FOOTBALL PARTY 732 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:32,899 FROM INSIDE YOUR OFFICE. 733 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,066 COME ON, TAYLOR JUST GOT A SAFETY! 734 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:38,337 SWEET! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, BABE. 735 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:40,572 - OKAY. 736 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:43,409 - BYE, MOLLY. 737 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:46,012 - WHAT'S A SAFETY? - REALLY? 738 00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:47,346 LOOK, DENNIS, WHY DON'T YOU BLOW OFF THIS PARTY 739 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,915 AND COME WITH GUS AND I? 740 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,382 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? - YEAH, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 741 00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:53,385 - I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE, BUT I KNOW IT INVOLVES A SMALL TOWN 742 00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:54,486 AND SOME POTENTIAL DANGER. 743 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,188 - OH, WOW, THAT SOUNDS COOL. 744 00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:58,557 - HOW MUCH DANGER? - BUT I CAN'T, MAN. 745 00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:00,259 MOLLY WOULD KILL ME! 746 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,028 - DENNIS, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE 747 00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:03,262 TO BE A NORMAL GUY 748 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:06,398 AS LONG AS YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE NOT. 749 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:07,533 - TRUST ME, HE KNOWS. 750 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,435 - COME ON. 751 00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,070 IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET OUT THERE 752 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,204 AND EXPERIENCE SOME REAL-LIFE, 753 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,206 NON-VIRTUAL ADVENTURE. 754 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,409 - HE'S RIGHT. IT'S TIME TO COME OUT OF THE NERD CLOSET. 755 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,383 - I'M SORRY, GUYS, I JUST CAN'T. 756 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,286 I REALLY LIKE HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE. 757 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,190 - DON'T SAY IT. 758 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:34,060 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? 759 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:44,403 - NOW IS THE POINT WHERE YOU TELL ME 760 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:45,938 WHAT THE HELL WE'RE DOING HERE. 761 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:47,406 - GUESS WHO'S NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF THIS HOME... 762 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,942 ALONG WITH THE 700 SIMILAR ONES 763 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,210 THAT MAKE UP THIS TINY TOWN. 764 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,444 - SHAWN, IF YOU SAY "US," 765 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:53,379 I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. 766 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,247 - BUDDING TEXTILES. 767 00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:56,682 IT'S THE LAST ONE THEY PURCHASED. 768 00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:58,384 - WHY WOULD BUDDING WANT A BUNCH OF CRAPPY HOUSES 769 00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,418 ON POISONED LAND? 770 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:00,719 - HERE'S A BETTER QUESTION-- 771 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,721 WHAT IS THE WORLD'S COOLEST TRUCK DOING HERE? 772 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,323 - IT LOOKS LIKE A DECEPTICON. 773 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:06,993 - IT'S NOT A DECEPTICON, GUS. IT WAS MADE IN FRESNO. 774 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:08,060 - WHATEVER IT IS, I HIGHLY SUGGEST 775 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,362 WE DO NOT TOUCH IT. 776 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:13,365 [truck engine starts] 777 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:16,535 SHAWN! 778 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,972 - GUS, THE KEYS WERE ALREADY IN THE IGNITION. 779 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:21,640 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? - NOT START IT. 780 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,542 - IT'S NOT THAT EASY. - ACTUALLY, IT IS. 781 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:26,345 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, WHEN TOBY SAID 782 00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:27,713 THAT ROY KESSLER WAS TELLING THE TRUTH, 783 00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:29,148 HE DIDN'T MEAN AN ABDUCTION. 784 00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:31,283 HE MEANT THE LAWSUIT AGAINST BUDDING. 785 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:33,019 - THAT MAKES NO SENSE, SHAWN. 786 00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:35,054 WHY WOULD THEY INTENTIONALLY SPILL CHEMICALS? 787 00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,526 - TO GET PEOPLE TO LEAVE. - WHAT? 788 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,061 - IN ALL THE RIDICULOUS SCIENCE CLASSES 789 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,162 YOU'VE TAKEN OVER THE YEARS, 790 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,064 DID YOU EVER LEARN ABOUT HYDROCARBONS? 791 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:46,398 - OF COURSE I DID. 792 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,300 THE ORGANIC COMPOUNDS FOUND MAINLY IN CRUDE OIL. 793 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:49,768 - IF THERE'S A HIGH PERCENTAGE OF THEM IN THE SOIL, 794 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,403 DOES THAT MEAN THAT THERE'S OIL UNDERNEATH? 795 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:53,605 - NOT NECESSARILY. YOU'D HAVE TO CHECK USING A MACHINE 796 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,774 THAT SENDS SONIC VIBRATIONS INTO THE EARTH... 797 00:32:55,807 --> 00:33:00,046 [loud rumbling and banging] 798 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,647 - I THINK WE'RE IN ONE OF THOSE MACHINES! 799 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,449 - WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS TOUCH STUFF, SHAWN? 800 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,163 IT STOPPED SHAKING, SHAWN. 801 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:20,699 - OH. 802 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:26,272 GUS, I FEEL LIKE A BOBBLEHEAD. 803 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:27,506 - YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. - COME ON, TRY IT. 804 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:28,674 - I'M NOT DOING THAT. - GET IN ON THE BIT. 805 00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:30,176 - I DON'T WANT TO. - IT'S FUN! 806 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:32,178 - FINE. - DUDE, YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. 807 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:33,579 BUT THINK ABOUT IT. IT ALL MAKES SENSE. 808 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,214 BUDDING FIGURED OUT THAT THIS TOWN IS SITTING 809 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:36,215 ON A GOLD MINE. 810 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:37,349 SO WHAT DOES HE DO? 811 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:39,785 HE ORCHESTRATES A CHEMICAL SPILL TO DRIVE EVERYONE AWAY. 812 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:41,687 - THAT WAY HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SHARE ANY OF THE PROFITS. 813 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,290 - EXACTLY. WHICH, I IMAGINE, DWARFS THE COST OF LAWSUITS 814 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:45,757 AND LAND PURCHASES. 815 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:46,625 - AND KESSLER WAS ONTO ALL OF THIS. 816 00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:49,361 - WHICH SORT OF FREAKS ME OUT. - WHY? 817 00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:51,463 - BECAUSE IT MAKES ME WONDER WHAT ELSE 818 00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:54,433 HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT. 819 00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:58,437 [loud whirring] 820 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:02,040 - AAH! AAAAAAH! 821 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:08,314 - AAH! AA-- 822 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:15,621 - I DON'T WANT TO GET PROBED, GUS! 823 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:16,755 - WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? 824 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,157 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LESS EXOTIC! 825 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,159 - WHA-- 826 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:23,529 [both grunting] 827 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:26,198 - AAH! AAH! 828 00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:44,616 - GET IN HERE! 829 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:48,787 - AAH! AAH! OH...OH... 830 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:52,090 OH...AAH! 831 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:02,168 - WELL, BOYS... START TALKING. 832 00:35:02,201 --> 00:35:03,402 - ABOUT WHAT, EXACTLY? 833 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,570 HOW 'BOUT A STORY? 834 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:06,372 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A STORY? - PLEASE. 835 00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:07,873 I ALWAYS ENJOY A GOOD ONE. - ALL RIGHT. 836 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:11,143 ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THIS GREEDY CEO. 837 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,379 THINK, WHAT, STEPHEN LANG? - "ESQUE." 838 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:14,813 - ANYWAY, HE WANTED TO KILL THIS LAWYER, 839 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:15,847 BECAUSE THE LAWYER WAS ON THE VERGE 840 00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:18,517 OF RUINING HIS EVIL MASTER PLAN. 841 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,319 BUT HE COULDN'T, BECAUSE THE LAWYER HAD PREPARED 842 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:21,453 A LEGITIMATE CASE AGAINST HIM. 843 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:23,689 - HOT START. PLEASE CONTINUE. 844 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:25,657 - HE FIGURED OUT THAT IF HE COULD 845 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:26,925 MAKE THE LAWYER LOOK WACKO, 846 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,595 THE CASE WOULD BE DISMISSED AS SOME NUTTY CONSPIRACY THEORY. 847 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:30,596 BUT HOW? 848 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:31,663 - AND TEN YEARS AGO, 849 00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:35,567 KESSLER CLAIMED TO HAVE SEEN, YOU GOT IT, A UFO! 850 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:36,768 - LIGHT BULB. 851 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:39,671 HE WOULD CONVINCE THE LAWYER HE'D WITNESSED AN ABDUCTION. 852 00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:41,607 SEE, HE ALREADY HAD THIS FANCY COPTER, 853 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,942 SO ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS ADD SOME EXTRA LIGHTING, 854 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,777 PUMP SOME ENYA B-SIDES THROUGH THE SOUND SYSTEM, 855 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:48,347 AND THEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO TRIP THE ELECTRICITY. 856 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,382 - HE MOST LIKELY USED AN EMP DEVICE. 857 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,950 - WHAT IS THAT, A PREGNANCY TEST? 858 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,852 - NO. - DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, GUS. 859 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:55,053 WOULD YOU JUST LET ME TELL THE STORY? 860 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,189 - EMT, NOT EPT. IT PRODUCES AN ELECTRICAL PULSE. 861 00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:59,725 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, THERE'S A FINE LINE 862 00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:00,826 BETWEEN BEING KNOWLEDGEABLE AND ARROGANT. 863 00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:02,328 - ENOUGH! 864 00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:03,862 I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT HERE. 865 00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:06,698 - RIGHT. WELL, IT ALL WORKED LIKE A CHARM, 866 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:07,699 WITH ONE EXCEPTION. 867 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:11,737 SEE, THE YOUNG LAWYER THAT HE PAID 500 Gs TO 868 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,672 TO SET UP THIS GUY, HAD A CHANGE OF HEART 869 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:16,442 ONCE HE CAME ACROSS THE DISMISSED-CASE FILE. 870 00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:19,678 BUT IT WAS STILL JUST A MINOR MISHAP FOR OUR CEO 871 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:22,914 BECAUSE HE IS A PROBLEM SOLVER. 872 00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:33,259 [thud] 873 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,761 - I LIKE HIS STYLE. - YEAH. 874 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:38,597 AND HE WAS IN THE CLEAR UNTIL HE CAME ACROSS 875 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:41,333 TWO YOUNG GO-GETTERS, 876 00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:42,668 AND THEY WERE ONTO EVERYTHING. 877 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:49,308 - WHO HE THEN PROCEEDED TO LET GO 878 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:51,643 BECAUSE THEY PROMISED NOT TO TELL A SOUL. 879 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:52,744 - SWORE. THEY SWORE. 880 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:54,380 BECAUSE THAT'S STRONGER THAN A PROMISE. 881 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:55,581 - [scoffs] 882 00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:56,715 - [laughs] 883 00:36:56,748 --> 00:37:00,752 - THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. - IT'S NOT? 884 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,989 - AND TO THINK I ONLY PICKED YOU UP FOR TRESPASSING. 885 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:07,559 - WHOOPS. - TAKE 'EM OUT BACK. 886 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:09,328 - [whispering] DON'T WORRY, I TEXTED MY DAD. 887 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,529 THE COPS WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 888 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,365 - NO...NO! [knock on door] 889 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:17,836 [knock on door] - WHO IS IT? 890 00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,538 - MESSENGER SERVICE 891 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,674 - HEY. I HAVE A DELIVERY FOR YOU TO SIGN. 892 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,676 - DENNIS? - WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 893 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:25,677 - I DON'T KNOW. - LET'S SEE SOME I.D. 894 00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:27,646 - YEAH, YEAH. SURE. 895 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,418 - HYAH! - WHOA! 896 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,620 - [a la Bruce Lee] OH... 897 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:37,823 OOOOH! 898 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,024 - HOLY-- 899 00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:46,398 AND HE SPENT THE REST OF HIS MISERABLE LIFE IN JAIL. 900 00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:47,866 THE END. 901 00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:49,635 - MY LIP! 902 00:37:49,668 --> 00:37:50,869 - DUDE, HOW'D YOU FIND US? 903 00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:53,372 - I CLONED SHAWN'S CELL PHONE EARLIER. 904 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:55,941 I THINK I DID SOME REAL DAMAGE TO MY PRE-MOLARS. 905 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:56,975 - IT'S OKAY, DENNIS. 906 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,810 YOU LOOKED LIKE A BADASS 907 00:37:58,844 --> 00:37:59,811 UNTIL YOU CLOCKED YOURSELF IN THE FACE. 908 00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,313 YOU NEEDED THIS, MAN! 909 00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:04,516 - OOH... - HANDS IN THE AIR! 910 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:09,788 - YOU, HANDS IN THE AIR! PUT THOSE DOWN! 911 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,490 PUT 'EM DOWN! 912 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:12,791 - NO, LASSIE, DON'T DO IT! 913 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,025 NO, WAIT! NOT HIM! 914 00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:20,632 [electricity crackling] 915 00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,968 HE DIDN'T NEED THAT. 916 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,646 - YEAH, I SEE IT NOW. - RIGHT? 917 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,815 I LOOK LIKE I JUST FINISHED A SET AT LILITH FAIR. 918 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:38,984 - MM. 919 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:40,786 - HEY, LASSIE... 920 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:44,790 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, LET ME HAVE IT. 921 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:46,392 - NO, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY TIME 922 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:48,694 THAN GLOAT ABOUT BEING A HERO. 923 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:49,828 AND THE FACT THAT YOU UNNECESSARILY CAUSED 924 00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:50,996 ONE OF OUR FRIENDS TO WHIZ HIMSELF. 925 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,398 - MM-HMM. 926 00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:53,465 - I'M ACTUALLY HERE FOR SOME POLICE ADVICE. 927 00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:54,933 - REALLY? 928 00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:58,770 - NO, IT'S BOOGIE TIME. 929 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:02,441 - OH...IS THERE EVER A HIGH ROAD BETWEEN YOU GUYS? 930 00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:03,442 - SHAWN, GUS! 931 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,677 - JERKS. 932 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:06,745 - WELL, WELL, WELL, 933 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:10,716 IF IT ISN'T "IGNORE YOUR SON'S URGENT TEXT" MAN. 934 00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:12,017 IT'S A GOOD THING YOU TOLD JULIET, 935 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:13,619 AND THAT SHE TOOK IT SERIOUSLY. 936 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:14,653 - WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE STILL GOOFING AROUND. 937 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,855 YOUR CREDIBILITY HASN'T BEEN TOO HIGH OF LATE. 938 00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:17,956 - THAT'S NO EXCUSE. 939 00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:21,993 YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO US BY APPROVING THESE EXPENSES. 940 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:25,731 - WHAT? $7,000 IN DENTAL WORK FOR DENNIS GOGOLACK? 941 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:27,032 - AND A NEW PAIR OF UNDERPANTS. 942 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,600 - 22 PACKS OF RAZZLES? 943 00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:30,902 SEASON TICKETS TO THE LOS ANGELES SPARKS 944 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:32,438 OF THE WNBA? 945 00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:33,872 ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS ABOUT THIS STUFF? 946 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:35,841 - AS A REBECCA LOBO SET SHOT. - GLASS! 947 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,843 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 948 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,579 IN THE MEANTIME, CHIEF VICK WANTS YOU TAKE A LOOK 949 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,481 AT THIS COUNTERFEIT THING. 950 00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:44,182 both: OH, LOOK AT THAT! 951 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,584 - NOW YOU WANT US. 952 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:46,752 WELL, GUESS WHAT. IT'S GONNA COST YOU. 953 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,554 - HOW MUCH? 954 00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:49,888 - TWO GRAND. - 1,500. 955 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:52,858 - SORRY, HEROES DON'T WORK FOR LESS THAN TWO LARGE. 956 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,726 - FINE. 957 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,027 - SWEET. 958 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,463 NOW CAN WE SEE YOU MAKE IT OFFICIAL? 959 00:39:57,496 --> 00:39:58,730 - YEAH, JUST PUT IT RIGHT IN THE OLD, UH, 960 00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:00,966 BIBBITY-BOBBITY. - MM-HMM. 961 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:04,636 - WHAT? THANKS, DAD. WE'LL START TOMORROW. 962 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:05,604 - TOMORROW? WHY NOT RIGHT NOW? 963 00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:08,507 - BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO VISIT SOME FRIENDS. 964 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,824 - OH, MY GOD, SHAWN, YOU LOOK LIKE BILLIE JEAN KING. 965 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:31,463 - DETONATE THE PILLAR OF ATTUM! - I KNOW HOW TO PLAY! 966 00:40:31,497 --> 00:40:33,832 - GUYS, I'VE GOTTA SAY, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH 967 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,033 FOR CLEARING MY GOOD NAME. 968 00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:36,835 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL EVER REPAY YOU. 969 00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:39,705 - WE DO HAVE A CORONER BUDDY WHO'S IN SOME PRETTY HOT WATER 970 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:40,672 OVER A STOLEN WATCH. 971 00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:42,874 - CONSIDER HIM REPRESENTED. - THANKS, ROY. 972 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:44,075 - I MUST SAY, THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE 973 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,244 HAS TAUGHT ME A REALLY IMPORTANT LESSON 974 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,614 WHEN IT COMES TO SOME OF THE CRAZY STUFF 975 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:49,848 THAT I OFTEN SEE. 976 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:51,650 - THAT THERE'S AN EXPLANATION FOR EVERYTHING? 977 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:54,653 - NO, IT'S THAT THE EYES NEVER LIE. 978 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,087 DID I TELL YOU GUYS I ONCE SAW BIGFOOT? 979 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:59,157 - WHAT? 980 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:00,225 - OH, YOU THINK I'M NUTS, DON'T YOU? 981 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:01,092 - MALE OR FEMALE? 982 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:03,829 - WAS HE DRIVING A SCHOOL BUS? - NO-- 983 00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:11,169 - BABE...HEY. 984 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:14,172 - WHERE AM I STANDING RIGHT NOW? 985 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:17,042 DENNY... WHAT'S GOING ON? 986 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:20,278 - YOU KNOW, IT'S DUDES BEING DUDES. 987 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,913 - CIGARS. 988 00:41:30,756 --> 00:41:33,525 - SO LISTEN... 989 00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:36,127 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 990 00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:40,866 I'M NOT ACTUALLY A JOCK. 991 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:43,802 I'M A GIANT NERD. 992 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,906 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. - ARE YOU ANGRY? 993 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:49,908 - NO, I'M PISSED. 994 00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:56,014 DO YOU KNOW THAT I'VE SEEN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE 995 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:58,283 OF THE ORIGINAL BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, 996 00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,852 LIKE, 50 TIMES? 997 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:01,887 I NEVER TOLD YOU 'CAUSE I THOUGHT 998 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,188 YOU'D LOOK DOWN ON THAT STUFF. 999 00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:05,056 - YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING. 1000 00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:07,158 - NO. WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS WATCHING 1001 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,293 WHILE YOU WENT AWAY ON THAT BUSINESS CONFERENCE 1002 00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:09,761 LAST WEEKEND? 1003 00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,797 - I WASN'T AT A BUSINESS CONF-- 1004 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,031 I WAS AT COMICON! 1005 00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:15,867 - NO WAY. I WANTED TO GO TO THAT! 1006 00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:18,737 - I LOVE YOU. - AW... 1007 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,672 - I LOVE YOU. 1008 00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:26,044 - SHE JUST GOT EVEN HOTTER. WHAT?