1 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:08,276 - COME ON, NIÑO. 2 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:10,211 SHOW US THE GOODS. 3 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:13,114 LISTEN UP, THE MINUTE NIÑO REVEALS HIS STASH, WE MOVE. 4 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:14,548 [knock at door] 5 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:17,318 - WAIT, SOMEBODY'S AT THE DOOR. 6 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,154 - I HAVE YOUR LUNCH, MR. BAEZ. 7 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,790 - YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,292 THIS COULDN'T GET ANY MORE RIDICULOUS. 9 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:27,595 - IT'S NOT MY FAULT. IT'S DON'S. 10 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:30,198 - I WAS WRONG. OH, JEEZ. 11 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,100 - OH, NO. 12 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,368 - I'M JUST DOING MY JOB, SIR. - AHA. 13 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,070 - OH. 14 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:37,571 - WE SHOULD GET IN THERE. 15 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:40,708 - EH, JUST HOLD ON THERE. KEEP--KEEP GOING. 16 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,176 - WE WERE NOT UNDER THE IMPRESSION 17 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,043 THAT YOU WOULD BE ARMED. 18 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:44,478 - YOU'RE SELLING THESE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS 19 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,147 RIGHT OUT OF THIS HOTEL ROOM? - YEAH, SURE. 20 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,248 - DID YOU GET THAT? 21 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:48,716 LET'S MOVE. 22 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,784 - WHEN I'M NOT ON THE STREET, WIPING OUT--UGH! 23 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:53,254 [gunshot] - CRAP. 24 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:57,091 - DON'T MOVE! DON'T YOU FRICKIN' MOVE! 25 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,692 LASSIE. 26 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,794 WE TOTALLY CAUGHT THE BAD GUYS. 27 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,265 - AGH. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 28 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,234 YOU CRASHED OUR STAKEOUT. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 29 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:13,107 - YOU THINK THE CHIEF CALLED US IN TO CONGRATULATE US 30 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:15,109 ON OUR BUST YESTERDAY? - MOST DEFINITELY. 31 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:17,278 I'M ALSO ASSUMING THAT THERE WILL BE AN AWARD INVOLVED. 32 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,479 - A "BUSTY"? 33 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:20,214 - I WAS THINKING LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT. 34 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,882 "BUSTIES" USUALLY GO TO STRIPPERS OR SCULPTORS. 35 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,651 LIONEL RICHIE HAS ONE. - OH. 36 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,253 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP, 37 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,355 THIS MORNING ANOTHER CHECK-CASHING ESTABLISHMENT 38 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,457 WAS ROBBED AT GUNPOINT. 39 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,825 IT, LIKE THE OTHERS, IS OWNED BY DEVRY LONGSDALE. 40 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:34,162 LONGSDALE IS A TWO-BIT GANGSTER 41 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:36,764 WHO RUNS ONE OF THE SLEAZIEST OPERATIONS IN TOWN. 42 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,599 IN FACT, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE'S BEING RIPPED OFF 43 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,368 BY SOME OTHER LOWLIFE THAT HE'S DOUBLE-CROSSED. 44 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:43,671 IT IS IMPORTANT THAT WE SEPARATE OUR FEELINGS ABOUT LONGSDALE 45 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,439 FROM THE FACT THAT WHOEVER'S ROBBING HIM 46 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,541 IS BREAKING THE LAW AND NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. 47 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,210 - AND WE HAVE STRONG REASON TO BELIEVE, 48 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,179 BASED ON SECURITY-VIDEO FOOTAGE, 49 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:54,415 THAT THIS PERSON IS A MR. DAVID ARNOLD. 50 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,250 - OH. - HE IS 35 YEARS OF AGE 51 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,818 AND SERVED SEVEN YEARS FOR ARMED ROBBERY. 52 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,453 - HE DISABLES THE ALARM, 53 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:00,688 GETS IN AND OUT IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES. 54 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,690 HE IS ALL BUSINESS. - BUT ONLY UP FRONT. 55 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,692 AROUND BACK, THERE IS A MAJOR PARTY GOING ON. 56 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,894 - [laughs] 57 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:10,231 - MR. SPENCER, MR. GUSTER, MY OFFICE NOW. 58 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:13,267 - EXCUSE US. GUS AND I HAVE TO GO RECEIVE PROPS NOW. 59 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,438 - COMMANDER. - MR. SPENCER. 60 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,606 - YESTERDAY'S STUNT 61 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,909 MAY BE THE MOST ASININE AND IDIOTIC THING 62 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,778 I'VE SEEN IN ALL MY YEARS AT THIS DEPARTMENT. 63 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,214 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE PROPS. 64 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:27,181 - SHE'S ROASTING US. - OH. 65 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,849 - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING? 66 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,818 - OH, I DON'T KNOW, CATCHING THE BAD GUYS. 67 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:34,288 [both laughing] 68 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,659 - I HIRED YOU TO ASSIST LASSITER IN TAKING DOWN BAEZ, 69 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,361 NOT GO ROGUE. 70 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,495 - YEAH. 71 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:42,563 I TOLD HIM OVER A WEEK AGO 72 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,765 THAT I SENSED BAEZ WAS WORKING OUT OF THAT HOTEL, 73 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,267 AND HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 74 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,901 - HE WAS SETTING UP A STING, SHAWN. 75 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,703 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT INVOLVES? 76 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,972 - NEWMAN, REDFORD, THE LADIES, 77 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,707 THE PONIES. 78 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:57,345 - WIRETAPS, SEARCH WARRANTS, SURVEILLANCE TEAMS, 79 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,446 ALL OF WHICH TAKE TIME. 80 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,781 - THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO WORRY ABOUT. 81 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,850 WHAT WE LIKE TO DO IS COME UP WITH A SOLUTION 82 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:03,984 AND MAKE IT HAPPEN. 83 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,653 - NOT ALWAYS IN THAT ORDER. 84 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,488 - WELL, I CAN'T AFFORD TO HIRE YOU 85 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,524 ON ANY MORE CASES WHEN YOU HAVE ZERO UNDERSTANDING 86 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:12,260 OF BASIC POLICE PROCEDURE. 87 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:13,894 - IN THE END, WE ALWAYS COME THROUGH. 88 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:15,929 - JUST LIKE THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE. 89 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,266 - I'M NOT PUTTING YOU ON ANOTHER CASE UNTIL YOU ACQUIRE 90 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,501 A FUNDAMENTAL UNDERSTANDING 91 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,270 OF THE WAY POLICE OPERATE. 92 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:25,573 - FINE. WE'LL DUST OFF OUR CHiPs DVDs AND MEET YOU 93 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,908 BACK HERE MONDAY MORNING. - BEST HOMEWORK EVER. 94 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:31,312 - I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT GOING TO CUT IT. 95 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,946 HENRY. - WE'VE ORGANIZED FOR BOTH 96 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,683 OF YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN A THREE-WEEK CRASH COURSE 97 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,818 AT THE POLICE ACADEMY. 98 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,920 - WHAT? - BOING. 99 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,423 - I HAVE TO WARN YOU THIS IS GOING TO BE CHALLENGING. 100 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,725 - OHH. - COME ON, SON. 101 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:45,659 - DON'T WORRY. 102 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,829 WE--WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED TO DO. 103 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,564 WE MAKE FUNNY SOUND EFFECTS WITH OUR MOUTHS, 104 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,999 STAY ON BUBBA SMITH'S GOOD SIDE. 105 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,001 GUS, GIVE ME SOME MACHINE-GUN ACTION. 106 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:58,038 - BRRRR. 107 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:02,343 - I SAID MACHINE GUN. - I KNOW. THAT WAS A AK-47. 108 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,345 - NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE FIREARM. 109 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,679 - THIS ISN'T A MOVIE, SHAWN. 110 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,381 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EXHIBIT DISCIPLINE, 111 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,482 A RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY, 112 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,618 A WILLINGNESS TO FOLLOW THE RULES, 113 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,052 NONE OF WHICH ARE YOUR STRONG SUIT. 114 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,455 - YOU JUST TELL ME WHEN AND WHERE. 115 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,590 THIS IS A REBECCA LOBO LAYUP. 116 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:17,658 - OKAY. 117 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,828 YOU HAVE TO REPORT TO THE ACADEMY DOWNTOWN AT NOON. 118 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,029 - NOON? 119 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:24,998 THAT MEANS WE HAVE FOUR HOURS. 120 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:28,569 - FOUR HOURS? NO. 121 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,439 IT'S 11:00 A.M. - I KNOW. 122 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,443 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 123 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:36,477 * 124 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,078 - * I KNOW YOU KNOW 125 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,448 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 126 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,450 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 127 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,917 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 128 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,453 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 129 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:46,987 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 130 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,556 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 131 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,824 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 132 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,627 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 133 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,665 - SO CHIEF VICK TOLD ME YOU TWO WERE PSYCHICS. 134 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,400 - THAT'S JUST ME, SIR. 135 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,668 - I'M A PHARMACEUTICAL SALESMAN, SIR. 136 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,437 - YOU DON'T NEED TO FINISH EVERY SENTENCE WITH THE WORD "SIR." 137 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,938 - BUT IT FEELS FUN AND SILLY, SIR. 138 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,708 - WELL, KNOCK IT OFF. 139 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,377 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO WEARING, ANYWAY? 140 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,745 - THESE ARE OFFICIAL POLICE ACADEMY SWEAT OUTFITS. 141 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:12,680 - I'VE NEVER SEEN 'EM BEFORE. 142 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,748 - THEN YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANY OF THE MOVIES. 143 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,584 THESE ARE EXACT REPLICAS. 144 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,652 IF YOU GIVE GUS YOUR SIZES, HE'LL MAKE YOU ONE AS WELL. 145 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:21,455 - LET ME MAKE ONE THING VERY CLEAR, GENTLEMEN. 146 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:22,856 THIS IS NOT SUMMER CAMP. 147 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,992 FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS, I WILL BE PUTTING YOU 148 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:28,462 THROUGH AN INTENSE PROGRAM DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU THINK, ACT, 149 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:31,532 AND BEHAVE LIKE OFFICERS OF THE LAW. 150 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,835 PREPARE TO BE PUSHED TO YOUR PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND, 151 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,704 YES, EMOTIONAL LIMITS. 152 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:39,773 - WARNING--GUS HERE'S A BIG WEEPER. 153 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:40,741 - SAYS THE GUY WHO BROKE DOWN 154 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,010 WHILE WATCHING A COMMERCIAL THIS MORNING. 155 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,613 - THERE WERE ABUSED PUPPIES AND A SARAH MCLACHLAN SONG. 156 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:46,747 I AM NOT A ROBOT. 157 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,682 - GOOD. WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU TWO 158 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:51,051 DIDN'T SNAKE OUT OF THIS. 159 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:55,389 NICK CONFORTH? 160 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,391 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE STILL ON THE FORCE. 161 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,892 - HELLO, LASSITER. 162 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,528 - HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 163 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,762 - US? 164 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,697 WE'RE OLD PALS FROM THE ACADEMY. 165 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,733 - WE HAD AN ONGOING BATTLE AS TO WHO WOULD GRADUATE 166 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:08,436 IN THE TOP SPOT--I WON. 167 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,671 - THAT'S PROBABLY 'CAUSE YOU CHEATED ON THAT FINAL EXAM. 168 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,072 - I EARNED THAT SPOT FAIR AND SQUARE. 169 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,541 - IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TWO 170 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:14,842 HAVE PUT ALL THIS OLD STUFF BEHIND YOU. 171 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:18,045 - EH, LOOK, NONE OF THAT MATTERS NOW, DOES IT? 172 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,614 BECAUSE I'M HEAD DETECTIVE OF THE S.B.P.D., 173 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:23,617 AND YOU'RE-- 174 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,719 YOU'RE CLEARLY DOING WELL. 175 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,455 - I'M THE ASSOCIATE HEAD OF THIS ACADEMY, 176 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:29,056 IN CHARGE OF ALL CADET TRAINING. 177 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,058 - COOL. HEY, LOOK AT THAT. 178 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,793 THEY EVEN GIVE YOU YOUR OWN BADGE. 179 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,862 - IT JUST TURNS OUT MY HEART WAS IN TEACHING. 180 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,831 - LOOK, THERE IS NO JUDGMENT HERE. 181 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,734 IF YOU EVER WANT A REAL-LIFE EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE 182 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:42,736 WHO CATCHES BAD GUYS FOR A LIVING, 183 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:45,138 I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO COME TALK TO YOUR STUDENTS. 184 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,774 [loud thud] 185 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,075 - DON'T YOU FORGET THAT I WORKED 186 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,978 IN THE FIELD TOO, DETECTIVE. 187 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,180 - THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT WAS THAT, SIX MONTHS? 188 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,649 SIX MONTHS YOU DID THAT. THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 189 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:58,085 'CAUSE I-I-I DON'T-- I DON'T REMEMBER, CONFORTH. 190 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:01,722 - SUSPICIOUS PERSON, 4423 LIVE AT THE MOBIL STATION. 191 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:02,923 GROUP OF GUYS IN AN OLD CUTLASS. 192 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:03,991 - EXCUSE ME. DUTY CALLS. 193 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:08,095 - COPY, LASSITER RESPONDING. E.T.A., 15 MINUTES. 194 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,697 I GOT TO GO. 195 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,699 REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU, CONFORTH. 196 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,901 HAVE FUN WITH THESE CLOWNS. 197 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,542 - IS HE REALLY HEAD DETECTIVE? - I'M AFRAID SO. 198 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:24,144 - OFFICER CONFORTH, IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I MAY TAKE 199 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,579 A LITTLE SNACK BREAK. 200 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:26,847 I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING SINCE 2:00. 201 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,849 - IT'S 2:15. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 202 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:32,119 - IS THAT A FIRE ALARM? - I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 203 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:35,656 - [imitates alarm beeping] 204 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,991 - WHY IS HE MAKING WEIRD CAT NOISES? 205 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:40,628 - YOU HAVE TO STOP. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. 206 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,830 - LISTEN, YOUR PROGRAM BREAKS DOWN AS FOLLOWS. 207 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,498 A THIRD WILL BE SPENT IN THE CLASSROOM. 208 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,633 A THIRD WILL INVOLVE FIELDWORK. 209 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,968 AND ONE-THIRD WILL BE FOCUSED ON PHYSICAL TRAINING. 210 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,838 - WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER THIRD? - ARE YOU KIDDING? 211 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,507 - NEVER MIND. SURPRISE US. 212 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,747 [gunshot] 213 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,920 DUDE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET GO. 214 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,254 - AND FALL INTO THAT DISGUSTING-ASS WATER? 215 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,290 I'LL GET DYSENTERY, SHAWN. 216 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,631 [gunshots] 217 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:56,904 HOW DID THIS IMPROVE THE SITUATION? 218 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,907 - WHAT IS DYSENTERY? 219 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:08,215 - TIME! 220 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,654 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE HENRY SPENCER'S SON. 221 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:14,788 - WELL, NEITHER CAN I. 222 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:15,789 IT'S AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION, 223 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,792 AND IN MY DEFENSE, I HAD REASONABLE SUSPICION 224 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,661 FOR ALL OF THOSE CARDBOARD PEOPLE THAT I SHOT. 225 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,830 - YOU SHOT TWO INNOCENT WOMEN. 226 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:26,033 - IF I MAY, THE FIRST WOMAN WITH THE GROCERIES 227 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,068 WAS EXITING A LIBRARY THAT DOESN'T ALLOW SNACKS. 228 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,771 I KNOW THIS BECAUSE WE'VE TRIED ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS. 229 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,073 AND THE SECOND WOMAN WAS SIMPLY A REPLICA OF THE FIRST WOMAN, 230 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,108 BUT THEY PAINTED HER FACE BROWN, WHICH IS BOTH OFFENSIVE 231 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,143 AND SUSPICIOUS. 232 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,811 - BUT YOU SHOT HER THREE TIMES. 233 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,046 - SEMANTICS. - IT'S NOT SEMANTICS. 234 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,381 - HOW CAN YOU TWO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SOLVING ALL THESE CASES? 235 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,783 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GET OUT OF BED 236 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,652 IN THE MORNING WITHOUT HURTING YOURSELVES. 237 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:47,821 - OH, BUT WE DO AND INJURY-FREE SINCE JUNE OF LAST YEAR, 238 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:48,689 WHEN GUS BROKE HIS FINGER 239 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,825 FLIPPING THE INJURY-COUNTDOWN CALENDAR. 240 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:52,860 WAIT, THAT'S IRONY, RIGHT? 241 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,227 - IRONY IS YOU ASKING ME 242 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,163 WHAT IRONY MEANS EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT. 243 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:59,933 - ALL RIGHT, MAYBE YOU'LL DO BETTER IN THE FIELD. 244 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,235 TODAY WE WILL BE PATROLLING A DESIGNATED AREA 245 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,105 UNDER THE CLOSE SUPERVISION OF MYSELF AND FENWAY. 246 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,808 - WHO'S FENWAY? - THAT GUY RIGHT OVER THERE. 247 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,409 - OH. 248 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,945 - BEST SCENT DOG IN THE STATE. 249 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,281 PLAYED A ROLE IN SOLVING OVER 50 CASES. 250 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,949 - ALSO PLAYED ROLES IN THE BAD NEWS BEARS, 251 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,852 THE ODD COUPLE, AND GRUMPY OLD MEN. 252 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,854 - [laughing] HE DOES LOOK LIKE WALTER MATTHAU. 253 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,723 - [barks] 254 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,057 - HERE ARE YOUR UNIFORMS. 255 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,893 THE BADGES ARE TEMPORARY. 256 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,861 THE GUNS, THANK GOD, ARE PROPS, 257 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,798 BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS WHAT'S ISSUED TO OUR CURRENT OFFICERS. 258 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,800 THESE ARE NOT TOYS, GENTLEMEN! 259 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,802 AN OFFICER'S EQUIPMENT IS TO BE GUARDED 260 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,804 AND ACCOUNTED FOR AT ALL TIMES. 261 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,338 IS THAT CLEAR? - YES, SENSEI. 262 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,174 - SO ON PATROL TODAY, CAN WE PULL PEOPLE OVER AND STUFF? 263 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:45,345 - YES, AS LONG AS THERE'S PROBABLE CAUSE. 264 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,215 [siren wailing] 265 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,917 - YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 266 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:54,421 [indistinct radio chatter] 267 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,857 - [sighs] 268 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,995 SIR, I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE YOUR LICENSE 269 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,330 AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE. 270 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,965 - SPENCER, YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND 271 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,734 IF YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 272 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,902 - LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE, SIR. 273 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,103 - HEY! 274 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:13,373 HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING, SIR? - THAT'S IT. 275 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,075 - SIR, IF YOU DON'T CALM DOWN, I WILL BE FORCED 276 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,276 TO TASE YOU IN THE FACE. 277 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,011 - YOU DON'T HAVE A TASER. 278 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,881 OHH. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 279 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,450 - YOU WERE DOING 45 IN A 40. 280 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,318 THE LAW IS THE LAW. 281 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,954 - WHAT THE HELL, CONFORTH? YOU CAN'T BEAT ME ON THE FIELD, 282 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,756 SO NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BEAT ME OFF? 283 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,423 - YOU MAY WANT TO REPHRASE THAT, SIR. 284 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,491 - MAYBE HE HAS BEEN DRINKING. 285 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,993 - SIR, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO STAND 286 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,995 ON ONE FOOT AND HOP AT A MEDIUM PACE. 287 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,765 - ALL UNITS, WE HAVE A ROBBERY IN PROGRESS 288 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,067 AT LONGSDALE'S CHECK CASHING, WILCOX AND SHIRE. 289 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,234 - YOU THREE CLOWNS STAY HERE. 290 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,236 I'M GONNA GO DO SOME REAL POLICE WORK. 291 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,074 YOU'RE PATHETIC, CONFORTH. 292 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,109 [engine turning] 293 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,379 [tires squealing] 294 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,480 - DAMN. 295 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,681 - DON'T LET HIM GET TO YOU, NICK. 296 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,450 - NO, HE'S RIGHT. I AM PATHETIC. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? 297 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,820 - I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 298 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,254 YOU'RE TEACHING REFINED SKILLS 299 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,957 THAT GUYS LIKE US CAN UTILIZE FOR WEEKS, 300 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,225 MOST LIKELY DAYS. 301 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,526 SERIOUSLY, FOR THE TEN HOURS OR SO 302 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,229 THAT WE RETAIN THE STUFF THAT YOU'VE TAUGHT US, 303 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,764 YOU MADE A REAL DIFFERENCE, NICK. 304 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,532 - I AM TWICE THE COP THAT HE IS. 305 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,534 - WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND WAX ON ABOUT IT. 306 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,004 DID YOU NOTICE THAT HE TOOK THE FREEWAY? 307 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,806 - SO? - SO? 308 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,841 HE JUST ADDED TEN MINUTES TO HIS TRIP. 309 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,509 WE CAN GET YOU THERE IN UNDER FIVE. 310 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,444 - JUST IN TIME TO BUST THE PERP. 311 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,814 - NO. NO. NO WAY. YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE I'D GET INTO 312 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,916 GETTING TWO CADETS INVOLVED IN AN ACTIVE ROBBERY? NO. 313 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,050 - THINK ABOUT IT, NICK. 314 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,453 THIS IS FINALLY A CHANCE TO SHOW HIM UP ONCE AND FOR ALL. 315 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:38,525 - IF WE DO THIS, WE GOT TO CATCH THE BAD GUYS. 316 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,227 - DON'T WORRY, NICK. 317 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,763 IT'S OUR SPECIALTY. 318 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,204 - SLOW DOWN. IT'S JUST UP HERE ON THE LEFT. 319 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,906 HOLY CRAP. THAT'S THE GUY. 320 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,341 - STOP THE CAR. 321 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:59,012 - STOP. STOP RIGHT HERE. 322 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,848 - GAH! 323 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,150 LET'S GO, NICK. 324 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,417 - NICK! 325 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,520 NICK. 326 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,223 - I UNDERSTAND WHY HE WENT BACK TO TEACHING. 327 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,976 - HE'S HEADED TOWARDS THE COLLEGE OVER THERE. 328 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,912 - I GUESS THAT OBSTACLE COURSE DOES HAVE A PRACTICAL PURPOSE. 329 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,486 EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP! 330 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,855 COME OUT OF YOUR DORM ROOMS! 331 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,057 WE ARE LOOKING FOR A REDNECK... 332 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,159 - HELLO. - WITH A BLACK BACKPACK, 333 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,896 AND WE'RE PRETTY SURE HE CAME DOWN THIS HALLWAY. 334 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,931 - SCREW YOU, CADET. 335 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,269 - UH, HE--HE WENT RIGHT OUT THERE. 336 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,513 - GUSTER, ANY LUCK? 337 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,616 - THAT'S A NEGATIVE. 338 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:13,153 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS, LIKE, FIREMEN? 339 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,490 - DON'T SWEAT IT, NICK. 340 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,459 AND LASSIE DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THIS. 341 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,094 OKAY? 342 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,263 - TOO LATE, IDIOTS. 343 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,076 - WHERE'S MR. GUSTER? 344 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,078 - WELL, CHIEF, I'M GONNA BE FRANK WITH YOU. 345 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,048 GUS HAD A TUNA-- POSSIBLY CHICKEN-SALAD SANDWICH 346 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,315 FROM THE VENDING MACHINE, 347 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,551 AND THAT, COMBINED WITH THE FACT THAT WE'RE IN HOT WATER AGAIN, 348 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,286 PUT HIS STOMACH ON THE FRITZ. 349 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,088 - HOW LONG WILL HE BE? 350 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:52,092 - 35, 40 MINUTES, TOPS. 351 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,127 - WELL, YOU CAN FILL HIM IN YOURSELF. 352 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,428 OFFICER CONFORTH, 353 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,431 YOU DROVE TWO CADETS TO A ROBBERY IN PROGRESS, 354 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:02,002 AND YOU LET THEM CHASE A SUSPECT WHILE YOU DID WHAT EXACTLY? 355 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,938 - I'M NOT SURE IT'S IMPORTANT, CHIEF. 356 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,707 - I HAVE AN EDUCATED GUESS THAT'S 100% ACCURATE. 357 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,543 OFFICER CONFORTH HERE FROZE LIKE THE NORTH POLE, 358 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,947 BECAUSE WHEN SOME MEN LOOK DANGER IN THE EYE, 359 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,515 THEY BLINK REPEATEDLY, 360 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,385 LIKE THEY'RE STARING INTO THE SUN. 361 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,719 SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE, HUH? 362 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,787 - WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, 363 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,957 I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SUSPEND YOU FOR ONE MONTH, 364 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,525 PENDING A FULL INVESTIGATION. 365 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:29,096 - NO. COME ON, CHIEF, DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH? 366 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:32,099 - MR. SPENCER, YOU'RE IN NO POSITION TO BE DEFENDING ANYONE. 367 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,001 YOU WERE TOLD NOT TO PARTICIPATE 368 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,369 IN ANY INVESTIGATIONS UNTIL YOU COMPLETED YOUR TRAINING, 369 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,706 AND THEN YOU IGNORED ME WHILE SOMEHOW MANAGING TO LOSE 370 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,508 HALF YOUR EQUIPMENT IN THE PROCESS. 371 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,709 - WHAT? 372 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,277 I LOST MY HAT AND MY FLASHLIGHT. 373 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,046 - WHERE'S YOUR RADIO? 374 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,580 - BOOM. 375 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,682 - [sighs] 376 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,353 - AND MY RADIO-- I LOST THAT. 377 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,555 LOOK, A GUY CAN ONLY CARRY SO MUCH STUFF, CHIEF. 378 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,224 - YOU AND MR. GUSTER 379 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,626 ARE TO RETURN TO THE ACADEMY IMMEDIATELY. 380 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,761 - WE'D LOVE TO DO THAT FOR YOU, CHIEF, 381 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,064 BUT YOU JUST SUSPENDED OUR INSTRUCTOR. 382 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,066 AND I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE GUS IS GONNA MAKE IT 383 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:06,899 OUT OF THE LATRINE. 384 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,002 - WELL, YOU NOW HAVE A SUBSTITUTE, 385 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,037 ONE THAT I HAVE HANDPICKED 386 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,140 TO ENSURE THAT THERE WILL BE NO MORE INCIDENTS. 387 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,375 - THIS MANEUVER IS CALLED 388 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:19,112 THE PRECISION IMMOBILIZATION TECHNIQUE, OR THE PIT METHOD. 389 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,448 IT IS WHEN ONE CAR PURSUING ANOTHER 390 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,483 FORCES THE PURSUED VEHICLE TO ABRUPTLY HALT. 391 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,052 YOU MAY WANT TO WRITE THIS DOWN. 392 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,354 - DUDE, THIS IS SO TOP GUN. - HMM. 393 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,456 - I'M CRUISE. SHE'S MCGILLIS. 394 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,790 YOU'RE SUNDOWN. 395 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,492 - WHY CAN'T I BE THE GOOSE? - YOU KNOW WHY. 396 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,761 - STOP HYPOTHETICALLY TYPECASTING ME, SHAWN. 397 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,596 - COME ON, IT MEANS YOU WERE ALSO IN DIE HARD 398 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,565 AND ALL THOSE EPISODES OF WALKER, TEXAS RANGER. 399 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,732 - I WANT TO BE THE BLACK GOOSE. 400 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,568 - I CAN'T DO THIS WITH YOUR RIGHT NOW. 401 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,104 - FINE. - YES, MR. SPENCER. 402 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,206 - HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SMALL, BLUE VEHICLE 403 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,808 SWING OUT IN FRONT OF A TWIN MACK TRUCK, 404 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,777 PULL A 180 SPIN, 405 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,212 AND THEN CONTINUE IN REVERSE 406 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,447 WHILE MAINTAINING BOTH SPEED AND CONTROL? 407 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,150 - NO. AND WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING SO STUPID? 408 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,552 - TO COMMUNICATE. 409 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:03,156 - YOU KNOW, TO KEEP UP INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS. 410 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,124 - DO YOU HAVE ANY REAL QUESTIONS, 411 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,492 OR WOULD YOU RATHER KEEP WASTING OUR TIME? 412 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,260 - WELL, HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, 413 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:11,164 LET'S SAY THERE'S A GUY KNOCKING OFF CHECK-CASHING PLACES 414 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,100 IN ORDER TO GATHER-- - THAT'S NOT HYPOTHETICAL. 415 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,102 THAT IS A REAL AND CURRENT CASE WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING 416 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,204 IN THIS CLASS. - UNDERSTOOD. 417 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,841 - YES, MR. SPENCER. 418 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,112 - LET'S SAY THERE'S A LADY, AND SHE HAS STICKY FINGERS, 419 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,114 AND SHE'S KNOCKING OFF THOSE JOINTS 420 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,781 THAT GIVE YOU, LIKE, A CASH ADVANCE 421 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,084 ON YOUR PAYCHECK IN CASE YOU WANT TO GO TO A CLUB. 422 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,819 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S GONNA BE IT FOR TODAY. 423 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,288 WE WILL CONTINUE DISCUSSING THE PIT MANEUVER 424 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,823 ON FRIDAY. 425 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,625 MR. SPENCER, A WORD? 426 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,860 - I THINK YOU MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE WITH THE TEACHER. 427 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,063 - I SURE HOPE SO. 428 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,101 - [sighs] YOU SHOULD START TAKING THIS TRAINING SERIOUSLY. 429 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,469 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 430 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,738 - OH, COME ON, WE BOTH KNOW THIS IS SOME CRAZY IDEA 431 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,306 DREAMT UP BY MY DAD AND THE CHIEF. 432 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:56,876 - IT WASN'T THEIR IDEA, SHAWN. IT WAS MINE. 433 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,811 I SUGGESTED THE ACADEMY 434 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:02,149 TO PROTECT YOU FROM BEING KILLED. 435 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,650 [cell phone rings] 436 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,884 HEY, CARLTON. 437 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,619 - DAVID ARNOLD'S CAR WAS JUST SPOTTED 438 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,255 NEAR ROSE VALLEY ON HARRIS STREET. 439 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,689 THIS IS THE REAL DEAL, O'HARA. 440 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,591 HOP IN A BLACK-AND-WHITE, AND LET'S BUST THIS GUY. 441 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,825 - I'M ON MY WAY. 442 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,527 I GOT TO GO. - JULES... 443 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,229 LOOK, I KNOW THAT GUS AND I 444 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,864 ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS INVESTIGATION, 445 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,866 BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 446 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,135 THAT'S GONNA BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR US. 447 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:25,238 - YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 448 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,706 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME? 449 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,408 - REALLY? - YEAH. 450 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,776 - SUNDOWN, WE'RE IN. 451 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,312 - THE GOOSE, SHAWN, THE BLACK GOOSE. 452 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,913 - THAT HAS NO RING TO IT AT ALL. 453 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,150 - HARRIS STREET AT ROSE VALLEY, UNIT 21 EN ROUTE. 454 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,919 SUSPECT NAMED IN CHECK-CASHING ROBBERIES DETAINED, 455 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,920 AWAITING BACKUP. 456 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,355 LICENSE PLATE CONFIRMED. 457 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,157 REGISTRANT--DAVID ARNOLD. 458 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,759 APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION. 459 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,801 - WHAT? 460 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,572 - WOW. - SHE LOCKED US IN THE CAR. 461 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,742 - THAT'S WHY SHE LET US COME-- SO SHE COULD KEEP TABS. 462 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,911 THAT CRAFTY LITTLE DOODLE PUMPKIN. 463 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,581 - ARNOLD, GET OUT OF THAT VEHICLE 464 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,550 WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. 465 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,152 DO IT! 466 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,198 - YOU LOCKED 'EM IN THE CRUISER, RIGHT? 467 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,433 - YES. - I APPRECIATE THAT. 468 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,468 - NO PROBLEM. 469 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,774 - WE ARE GONNA BE IN SO MUCH HOT WATER FOR THIS, SHAWN. 470 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:35,708 - COME ON, GUS. 471 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,578 THE WATER IS LUKEWARM, PEE-WARM AT WORST. 472 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,380 BOTTOM LINE IS THIS IS NOT SITTING RIGHT WITH ME. 473 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,681 - YOU SAY THAT FOR EVERY CASE. 474 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,250 - YEAH, BUT THIS IS LIKE SITTING ON A CHAIR 475 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,917 COVERED WITH LITTLE WOODEN JACKS THAT DIG 476 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,254 RIGHT UP INTO THE HUNKERS. - WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE THAT? 477 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,256 - LOOK, WE OWE IT TO NICK TO CATCH THIS CLOWN. 478 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,590 IT'S YOUR FAULT HE GOT SUSPENDED. 479 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,425 - IT'S OUR FAULT. - HOW COME WHEN SOMETHING 480 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,893 IS MY FAULT, IT'S MINE EXCLUSIVELY, 481 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,428 BUT WHEN IT'S YOUR FAULT, WE SHARE IT EQUALLY? 482 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,764 - BECAUSE I WENT TO COLLEGE. 483 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:58,831 - THAT'S NOT COOL. - WELL... 484 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,668 - THIS IS WEIRD. - WHAT? 485 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,403 - THE LICENSE PLATE REGISTERED TO DAVID ARNOLD'S CAR 486 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,405 HAS BEEN IN THE SYSTEM FOR OVER A YEAR. 487 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,274 - SO? - SO THAT TINY KOREAN WOMAN 488 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,908 BOUGHT HER CAR THREE WEEKS AGO. 489 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,777 - WHICH MEANS PRIOR TO THREE WEEKS AGO, 490 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,279 THE POLICE WERE TRACKING A LICENSE PLATE NUMBER 491 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,646 THAT HADN'T EVEN BEEN CREATED YET. 492 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,748 - EXACTLY. THE QUESTION IS, 493 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,350 HOW DID A BOGUS LICENSE PLATE NUMBER 494 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,486 MAKE IT ONTO DAVID ARNOLD'S PROFILE? 495 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,421 - WHO ARE YOU CALLING? 496 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,956 - HIS PAROLE OFFICER. 497 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,428 DUDE, IT'S AN IKEA. 498 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,263 UH, QUESTION-- 499 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,932 DO YOU GUYS MAKE THOSE SWEDISH MEATBALLS IN HOUSE, 500 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,568 OR DO YOU HAVE THEM FLOWN IN FROZEN? 501 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,604 GUS, WHAT IF THEY'RE FROZEN? 502 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,038 THAT'S A HUGE GAME CHANGER FOR US. 503 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,940 - WE'LL CALL THEM BACK LATER, SHAWN. 504 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,874 - I THINK ALL THE INFORMATION 505 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,010 IN DAVID ARNOLD'S POLICE RECORD IS PHONY. 506 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,012 - WHAT ABOUT HIS LISTED HOME ADDRESS? 507 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,980 [keys clacking] - [scoffs] IT'S IN BOISE, IDAHO. 508 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,883 [keys clacking] 509 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,655 - THE WILD GOOSE LOUNGE? 510 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,491 - AS IN WILD-GOOSE CHASE. 511 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,760 DAVID ARNOLD DOESN'T EXIST, GUS. 512 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,894 SOMEBODY MADE HIM UP, 513 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,896 LIKE KELLY LEBROCK IN WEIRD SCIENCE, 514 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:07,634 MINUS THAT SWEET, GENEROUS BOSOM AND THE SEDUCTIVE ACCENT. 515 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,969 - SO THIS FAKE GUY'S A RED HERRING FOR THE POLICE TO CHASE, 516 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,871 WHILE THE REAL ROBBERS ARE RIPPING OFF 517 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,005 THESE CHECK-CASHING PLACES. 518 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,642 WHO IS CAPABLE OF HACKING INTO THE S.B.P.D. DATABASE 519 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,678 AND PLANTING A FAKE PROFILE? 520 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,881 - HE'S HEADED TOWARDS THE COLLEGE OVER THERE. 521 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,416 - HE WENT OUT THERE. 522 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,953 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS, LIKE, FIREMEN? 523 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:30,423 - THOSE CRAFTY LITTLE BASTARDS. 524 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:33,960 WE GOT TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE. 525 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,504 MAVERICK TO CHARLIE, OVER. 526 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,972 - WHAT, SHAWN? 527 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,508 - ACCORDING TO THE DEAN OF S.B.I.T., 528 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,877 THE KIDS ARE CHRIS SHEPARD AND DICKIE HOLLENBRAU. 529 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,045 APPARENTLY, THEY'RE BOTH COMPUTER WUNDERKINDS. 530 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,481 - AND YOU THINK THEY'RE THE ONES 531 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,848 THAT HACKED INTO THE S.B.P.D. DATABASE? 532 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,384 - THAT'S A 10-4, CHARLIE. 533 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,819 THEY DISABLED LONGSDALE'S SECURITY SYSTEM 534 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:00,820 MINUTES BEFORE THE HIT. 535 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,822 - OKAY, LISTEN, DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER WITH THIS, 536 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:03,790 AND BY ALL MEANS, 537 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,692 DO NOT GO TRACKING THEM DOWN AT THAT SCHOOL. 538 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:09,028 - CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG! 539 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:12,098 [cheering] 540 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,801 - COPY THAT. - YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 541 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:15,935 LOOK, BACKUP IS ON THE WAY. 542 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,870 JUST DON'T DO WHAT YOU NORMALLY DO. 543 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,706 - DONE. LET'S DO THIS. 544 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:20,940 I GO HIGH. YOU GO LOW. 545 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,542 - I'LL GO HIGH. YOU GO LOW. 546 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,877 - I ALWAYS GO HIGH. - WE ONLY DID HIGH-LOW ONCE. 547 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,013 - YEAH, AND I WENT HIGH. - LET'S MIX IT UP. GO LOW. 548 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,520 - AH! OW! 549 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,624 - LOOKS LIKE THEY CLEARED OUT OF HERE. 550 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:38,791 - YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT, GUS. 551 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,059 YOU WENT HIGH. - I KNOW. 552 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,604 [beep] - DUDE... 553 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,172 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 554 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,841 WE HAVE, LIKE, SIX MINUTES BEFORE LASSIE GETS HERE. 555 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,176 - WE WILL BE LONG DUCK GONE BY THEN, GUS. 556 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,811 JUST SNOOP IT UP. 557 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:14,627 HEY, YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT THESE TWO 558 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:17,697 HAVE OVER 10,000 LOYAL-SHOPPER POINTS FROM BAZO'S GROCERY, 559 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,499 EVEN THOUGH IT'S, LIKE, 20 MILES AWAY? 560 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:23,102 - YEAH, AND THE TUNA SALAD IS REALLY MAYONNAISE-Y. 561 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,037 CHECK THIS OUT. 562 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,706 - WHAT DO YOU GOT? 563 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,008 - OOH. 564 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,578 - THIS IS THEIR ROOM RIGHT HERE. 565 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,980 - CLOSET. CLOSET. 566 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:44,924 [popcorn popping] 567 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,527 [whispering] GUS... 568 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,930 THE SMOKING GUN. 569 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,865 LET'S GO, NICK! 570 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:58,805 - OH, WE JUST MISSED THESE PUPPIES. 571 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:01,073 - TWO-BIT GANGSTER DEVRY LONGSDALE. 572 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,208 - THAT'S DEVRY. 573 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:05,712 HE OWNS THE CHECK-CASHING PLACES THAT GOT KNOCKED OFF. 574 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:09,616 - WE'RE GONNA FIND THESE GUYS, GET MY MONEY, 575 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:13,920 AND SHOOT 'EM IN THEY FACES LIKE MARVIN IN PULP FICTION... 576 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,455 EXCEPT WE GONNA DO IT ON PURPOSE. 577 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,000 - HOW DID THESE TWO IDIOTS 578 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:30,202 FIGURE OUT THAT IT WAS CHRIS AND DICKIE WHO WERE ROBBING 'EM? 579 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:32,171 - I DON'T KNOW, GUS, BUT WE BETTER FIND THOSE KIDS 580 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,741 BEFORE DEVRY DOES. 581 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,552 - LOOK, I KNOW YOU GUYS 582 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:47,820 SEARCHED THEIR DORM, BECAUSE IT REEKED OF POPCORN. 583 00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:48,988 [both scoff] 584 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,156 - THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING OFF OF? 585 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,524 - PLUS, YOU LEFT THIS. 586 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:53,560 - OOH. - YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 587 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:54,561 - AND ONE OTHER THING-- 588 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,062 I HAVE ARRANGED FOR SOMEONE ELSE 589 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:57,764 TO TAKE YOU ON YOUR RIDE-ALONG TODAY. 590 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,832 - WHAT? JULES, YOU CAN'T BAIL ON US NOW. 591 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:01,801 - YEAH, WE'RE THIS CLOSE TO CATCHING CHRIS AND DICKIE. 592 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,803 - I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET IMPLICATED IN ANY OF THIS. 593 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,271 - WELL, THAT IS DISAPPOINTING. 594 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,607 - OKAY, FINE, THEN WHO'D YOU GET TO REPLACE YOU? 595 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,975 - YOU GUYS READY TO GO? 596 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,843 - YOU ROCK MY WORLD. 597 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:14,814 AFTER YOU, BUZZ. 598 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:23,189 - SO I THOUGHT WE'D, UH, CRUISE ACROSS TOWN 599 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,291 AND, UH, FOLLOW UP ON SOME REPORTED VANDALISM. 600 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:27,560 - SWEET. SOUNDS GOOD, BUZZ. 601 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:30,262 YOU MIND IF, UH, WE STOP OFF AT BAZO'S GROCERY FIRST? 602 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:31,898 - UH, NO. NO CAN DO. 603 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:34,100 I WAS GIVEN STRICT ORDERS NOT TO STOP FOR ANYTHING ELSE 604 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,802 BUT AN EMERGENCY. 605 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:38,905 - ALL RIGHT, BUT, UH, IF GUS HERE DOESN'T GET SOME SUGAR 606 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:41,774 INTO HIS SYSTEM ASAP, HIS FOOT'S GONNA FALL OFF. 607 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,843 SEE, HE'S GOT DIABETES, 608 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,078 TYPE "A" AND SIMPLEX 2. 609 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:47,346 - AW, JEEZ. 610 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,848 MY GRANDMOTHER HAD THAT. 611 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,784 A-ARE YOU SURE IT CAN'T WAIT TILL LATER? 612 00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:53,319 - OH, NO, IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE... 613 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:54,721 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND 614 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:56,889 HAVING MY FOOT POP OFF IN YOUR BACKSEAT. 615 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,057 - NO WAY, NOT ON MY WATCH. 616 00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,859 HANG TIGHT, BOYS. - THANKS, BUZZ. 617 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,894 [siren wails] 618 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,897 IT'S LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM AN ENORMOUS BABY. 619 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:05,898 - RIGHT. 620 00:26:09,368 --> 00:26:11,904 - I'LL STAY WITH THE CAR. GET ME A COUPLE OF GLAZED. 621 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:21,147 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE GROCERY BUSINESS 622 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,849 HAS BEEN GOOD TO MR. BAZO. 623 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,187 - I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THESE UNIFORMS, 624 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,889 BUT I'VE NEVER CRAVED DOUGHNUTS MORE. 625 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,357 - WE'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER BASKET. 626 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:32,892 - I HEAR THAT. - THEY HAVE MUFFINS 627 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,994 AND CROISSANTS ON THIS BOTTOM SHELF. 628 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:45,271 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 629 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:10,963 - THAT'S WHERE ALL THE MONEY'S COMING FROM. 630 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,398 BAZO'S A BOOKIE. 631 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:16,869 - AND A HEAVILY ARMED ONE. 632 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,205 - MAY I HELP YOU? 633 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,908 - IT'S CERTAINLY POSSIBLE. 634 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:23,843 I'M OFFICER SHAWN SPENCER, 635 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,411 AND THIS IS MY PARTNER, MISSION FIGZ. 636 00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:27,113 WE'RE HERE TO ASK THE TOUGH QUESTIONS. 637 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,981 FOR STARTERS, WHO ARE YOU? 638 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,784 - LESTER BAZO, AND THAT WASN'T VERY TOUGH. 639 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:32,885 - I LIKE TO EASE MY WAY IN. 640 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:34,721 WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF LIECHTENSTEIN? 641 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:35,855 - SHAWN. 642 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,957 WE'RE LOOKING FOR CHRIS SHEPARD AND DICKIE HOLLENBRAU. 643 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,759 I BELIEVE THEY FREQUENTED THIS ESTABLISHMENT. 644 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:41,093 - DO I LOOK LIKE THEIR MOTHERS? 645 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,829 - HARD TO KNOW. WE HAVEN'T SEEN PHOTOS. 646 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,296 - I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER ANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS, 647 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,297 SEEING AS YOU'RE JUST CADETS. 648 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:48,901 - [laughs] GUILTY AS CHARGED. 649 00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:51,070 BESIDES, WE'RE NOT HERE TO BUST YOU, MAN. 650 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:53,239 FIGZ AND I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH GAMBLING. 651 00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:54,741 MATTER OF FACT, WE'VE BEEN KNOWN 652 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,008 TO LAY DOWN A FEW WAGERS OURSELVES. 653 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,745 THE RACING HOT DOGS ON THE JUMBOTRONS 654 00:27:58,778 --> 00:27:59,979 AT BALL GAMES. 655 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,714 - ALWAYS BET ON RELISH. 656 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,917 - THE TRUTH IS, CHRIS AND DICKIE ARE FRIENDS OF OURS. 657 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,919 WELL, I'M TIGHT WITH CHRIS, 658 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:08,821 AND FIGZ LOVES DICKIE. - WHAT? 659 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,058 - WE'RE WORRIED THEY MIGHT HAVE GAMBLING PROBLEMS. 660 00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:15,261 - YOU THINK? THEY WERE INTO ME FOR $250K. 661 00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:17,163 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WERE? 662 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,866 - THOSE PINHEADS PAID ME OFF IN FULL LAST NIGHT. 663 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,768 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY CAME UP WITH THE MONEY, 664 00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:23,035 NOR DO I CARE. 665 00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:24,370 - FANTASTIC. 666 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:25,972 ONE LAST QUESTION-- 667 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:28,741 IS THIS THE ONLY DOUGHNUT STATION IN THE STORE? 668 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:31,410 - GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 669 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,917 - SO CHRIS AND DICKIE GET IN OVER THEIR HEADS 670 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,018 WITH THIS GOON, 671 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,353 SO THEY KNOCK OFF DEVRY, GRAB THE CASH 672 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:42,621 THEY NEED TO PAY HIM BACK. 673 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:44,991 - WHICH MAY BE THE DUMBEST PLAN TWO GENIUSES EVER CAME UP WITH. 674 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:47,159 - [exhales sharply] - OH, HEY, BUMMER, GUYS. 675 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:48,895 WE GOT TO CUT THE RIDE-ALONG SHORT. 676 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,930 LASSITER CALLED WHILE YOU GUYS WERE IN BAZO'S, 677 00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:52,899 AND THEY GOT A REPORTED SIGHTING OF THE CHECK-CASHING SUSPECTS 678 00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:53,966 IN, UH, MISSION CANYON. 679 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,770 SO I GOT TO GO PATROL THE AREA WITHOUT YOU GUYS. 680 00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,939 I'LL DROP YOU OFF AT THE STATION SO YOU CAN GET YOUR CAR. 681 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,908 - THANKS, BUZZ. - NO PROBLEM. 682 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:04,343 - MISSION CANYON, THAT'S A PRETTY SMALL AREA, ISN'T IT? 683 00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:06,879 - YEAH, IT'S THREE SQUARE MILES AT MOST. WHY? 684 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,848 - I THINK I KNOW HOW WE CAN TRACK 'EM DOWN. 685 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,520 - NICK! - YO, NICK! 686 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:15,955 UP AND AT 'EM, MAN. 687 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,224 DUTY CALLS. - NICK! 688 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,259 - GO AWAY. 689 00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,395 - DUDE, I WAS KIDDING. 690 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,231 WHAT, DID YOU SLEEP HERE LAST NIGHT? 691 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,834 - MAYBE. 692 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:32,571 - LOOK, WE CAN CATCH THE GUYS RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE ROBBERIES. 693 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,307 - GOOD. YOU GUYS GO. I'LL JUST SCREW IT UP. 694 00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:36,876 - I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING. 695 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:38,210 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NICK CONFORTH WE KNOW 696 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:39,846 WOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW? - NO. 697 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,915 - WELL, NEITHER DO WE, REALLY, 698 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:46,018 BECAUSE OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU ONLY SPANS ABOUT A DAY. 699 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:49,221 BUT, COME ON, DON'T YOU TEACH YOUR CADETS TO--TO TOUGH IT OUT 700 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,157 WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN? - I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 701 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:53,425 - THEN YOU NEED TO PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH. 702 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,494 NOW, YOU GET DRESSED AND HELP US BUST THESE GUYS. 703 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:58,230 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? - NOTHING. 704 00:29:58,264 --> 00:29:59,832 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 705 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,567 I LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING LEFT. 706 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,468 - THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 707 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,136 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO? 708 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:05,838 - GRAB WALTER MATTHAU. 709 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:07,606 - FENWAY. 710 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:10,376 - THERE HE IS. - MATTHAU--MATTHAU'S COMING. 711 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:18,250 - A LITTLE FIELDWORK IS EXACTLY WHAT FENWAY NEEDED 712 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,086 TO HELP GET HIS SELF-ESTEEM BACK. 713 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:22,354 - WORST IDEA EVER. 714 00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:23,589 - HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 715 00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:25,357 HE--HE'S ONTO SOMETHING. - [barks] 716 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:28,861 - THE SUSPECT MAY BE IN THAT HOUSE. 717 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,129 OR THERE'S A SQUIRREL. - YES! 718 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,064 BEST IDEA EVER. 719 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,866 LET'S DO THIS. - HOLD ON. 720 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,134 HOLD ON. WE GOT TO CALL FOR BACKUP FIRST. 721 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,036 - REALLY? WE'RE OFF-DUTY, 722 00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:38,337 AND YOU'VE BEEN SUSPENDED. - I-I DON'T CARE. 723 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:40,306 WE'RE DOING THIS THE RIGHT WAY, END OF STORY. 724 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,607 SO CALL IT IN, OR I WILL. 725 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,674 - [sighs] I NEED SOMEBODY'S THING. 726 00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:45,344 WHAT? LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT IS NOT GONNA MAKE 727 00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:47,079 MY WALKIE COME BACK, GUS. 728 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:50,449 - THIS IS CAR NUMBER B-LOO-BERRY. 729 00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:53,585 WE HAVE SUSPECTS SHEPARD AND HOLLENBRAU IN OUR SIGHTS. 730 00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:57,556 1408 AIRFLIGHT, REQUESTING BACKUP. 731 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,591 ROGER, OVER, 732 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:02,161 RINSE, REPEAT. 733 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,395 - SPENCER, I KNOW THAT'S YOU. 734 00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,497 STAY WHERE YOU ARE. I'M 20 MINUTES OUT. 735 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:08,100 DON'T YOU DARE BLOW THIS. 736 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,671 [glass breaking, man shouts] 737 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:16,075 [blows landing] 738 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:17,876 - THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FOLLOWING ORDERS. 739 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,518 - STAY PUT. 740 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,422 [Dickie groans] 741 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,059 [tires squealing] 742 00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:35,594 - AH, DICKIE, WHAT HAPPENED? 743 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:38,097 - SOME GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A FABULOUS EMMITT SMITH 744 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:40,466 JUST KIDNAPPED MY FRIEND. 745 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:43,069 - DEVRY. - HE SAYS HE'S GONNA KILL CHRIS 746 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,971 IN 24 HOURS IF WE DON'T GIVE HIM BACK 747 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:46,973 THE $250,000 THAT WE STOLE FROM HIM. 748 00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:49,108 - SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES DEVRY KEEP SHOWING UP AT PLACES 749 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:50,476 MOMENTS AFTER WE DO? 750 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,078 - UH-OH. 751 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:54,080 I THINK I KNOW WHO HAS MY WALKIE. 752 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:01,287 [indistinct radio chatter] 753 00:32:06,492 --> 00:32:09,095 - YOU TOLD DEVRY WHERE WE WERE? 754 00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:11,097 - INADVERTENTLY, OKAY? 755 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:12,498 HE HAS MY WALKIE. 756 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,433 - BECAUSE YOU LEFT IT AT DEVRY'S CHECK-CASHING PLACE. 757 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,435 - GUS, IT IS DIFFICULT TO HOOF IT AROUND 758 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,137 WITH A BELT THAT'S GOT ALL THIS BUSINESS ON IT. 759 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:19,671 - WHAT DID I TELL YOU 760 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,974 ABOUT KEEPING YOUR POLICE POSSESSIONS CLOSE TO YOU? 761 00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:24,310 - NICK, YOU'RE GONNA BLOW A TOP, MAN. 762 00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:26,979 WHAT HAVE I LOST, HONESTLY? 763 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,615 A-A MEASLY RADIO AND THOSE BIG, PINK CUFFS 764 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,383 THAT LOOK LIKE TRASH TIES. 765 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:33,285 - DICKIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 766 00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:35,287 - I'M SORRY, OKAY? I REALLY AM, 767 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:38,257 BUT I CANNOT GET TAKEN IN RIGHT NOW. 768 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,060 THEY WILL KILL CHRIS. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 769 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,562 I GOT TO GO SAVE HIM. 770 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,364 DON'T FOLLOW ME. 771 00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:48,434 - DICKIE! - NICE, SHAWN. 772 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,970 - OKAY, THIS IS NOT GREAT FOR US. 773 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,342 - WOW. I AM SPEECHLESS. 774 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,644 - ME TOO, CHIEF. 775 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:01,180 - YOU KNOW, NICK, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON 776 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:02,581 INSIDE THAT HEAD OF YOURS, 777 00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:05,084 BUT I'VE GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO EXTEND YOUR SUSPENSION 778 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:07,219 FOR ANOTHER MONTH. - OH. 779 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:11,323 - AND YOU-- OKAY, WHERE IS MR. GUSTER? 780 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:12,758 - UH, CHIEF, I'M--I'M AFRAID 781 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,426 THAT WHAT WE, UH, MAY BE DEALING WITH 782 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:17,696 IS AN I.B.S. SITUATION. 783 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:19,398 DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN THE COMMERCIALS. 784 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:20,732 - I'VE SEEN THE COMMERCIALS. 785 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:22,434 - WELL, THEN YOU KNOW IT CAN BE SPOTTY. 786 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:24,103 - OH, GOD, PLEASE, JUST STOP TALKING. 787 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:26,205 OH, I HAVE RECEIVED 788 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:29,275 A LOT OF ADVICE ON HOW TO DISCIPLINE YOU GUYS, 789 00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:31,210 RANGING FROM YOUR FATHER'S SUGGESTION 790 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,745 THAT WE MERELY EXTEND YOUR POLICE TRAINING 791 00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:35,781 TO HAVING YOU PICK UP GARBAGE ON THE BEACH 792 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:36,715 WEARING ORANGE JUMPSUITS. 793 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,585 - THAT WAS MINE. - I PREFER MY DAD'S IDEA. 794 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:40,686 - WELL, I DON'T. 795 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,788 ENROLLING YOU GUYS IN THE ACADEMY 796 00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:46,225 WAS A GOOD IDEA GONE HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY AWRY. 797 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:48,394 AT LEAST WHEN YOU SCREWED UP AS DETECTIVES, 798 00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:49,828 YOU'D SOMEHOW END UP CATCHING THE BAD GUYS. 799 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:53,599 - SOME PEOPLE JUST AREN'T CUT OUT FOR POLICE WORK. 800 00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:55,767 - WITH THAT SAID, MR. SPENCER, 801 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:57,736 YOU AND MR. GUSTER 802 00:33:57,769 --> 00:33:59,771 ARE HERBY REINSTATED AS CONSULTANTS, 803 00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:01,307 EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. 804 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,574 - SORRY? - [laughs] 805 00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:05,444 THAT IS A-A CLEVER, WELL-TIMED QUIP, CHIEF. 806 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,613 - IT'S NOT A QUIP, DETECTIVE. 807 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,615 - YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 808 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:11,617 - YEAH, THEY DID SCREW UP AGAIN, BUT THEY WERE ABLE TO TRACK DOWN 809 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,785 OUR SUSPECTS BEFORE WE DID. - WE'RE A TEAM. 810 00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:15,554 - AND I'D PREFER THAT THEY SCREW UP 811 00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:16,788 WHILE NOT WEARING OUR UNIFORMS. 812 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,290 - WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN, CHIEF. 813 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:21,627 - [chuckles] YES, YOU WILL. 814 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,695 NOW HAND OVER YOUR CADET BADGE. 815 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,165 - GLADLY. 816 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:29,768 [muttering] 817 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,371 MUST'VE SLUNG IT IN ONE OF THESE SIDE BABIES HERE, 818 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:34,140 JUST RIGHT IN HERE, FOR SAFE... 819 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:41,079 I-I REALLY DO HAVE A PROBLEM. 820 00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:45,151 IT'S OVER. 821 00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:46,752 YOU WERE IN THE JOHNNY CAN THE WHOLE TIME? 822 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:48,787 - MY BELT IS STILL INTACT, SHAWN. 823 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,322 IT DOESN'T JUST SLIDE ON AND OFF. 824 00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:51,790 - HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS-- WE DON'T HAVE TO WEAR 825 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:53,359 THIS RIDICULOUS GEAR ANYMORE. WE ARE BACK. 826 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:55,461 - I THINK I'M GONNA GO HIT A BAR AND ANOTHER BAR 827 00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:56,462 AND THEN ANOTHER. 828 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:57,663 - NICK, COME ON, MAN, YOU GOT TO RALLY IT UP. 829 00:34:57,696 --> 00:35:00,132 DICKIE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE TRYING TO WRANGLE THE MONEY 830 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,600 TO PAY DEVRY BACK-- WE JUST GOT TO FIND HIM. 831 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:02,668 - NO, I'LL PASS. 832 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,736 BESIDES, WHERE IN THE WORLD IS HE GONNA COME UP 833 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:08,374 WITH 250 GRAND WITHIN THE NEXT SIX HOURS? 834 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:15,781 - I HAVE A GUESS. 835 00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:24,156 - DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT DICKIE WOULD BE SO DUMB 836 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:25,724 AS TO ROB FROM THE CRAZY BOOKIE 837 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:28,194 HE JUST PAID OFF? - THE KID'S DESPERATE, GUS. 838 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:29,228 [gunshot] 839 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:32,798 - NOBODY STEALS FROM LESTER BAZO. 840 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,401 [exclamations] - YES, I THINK HE'S THAT DUMB. 841 00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:36,268 - THAT'S PROPANE, SHAWN. 842 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,903 - WE GOT TO GET IN THERE AND SAVE DICKIE. 843 00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:39,571 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS THINKING. 844 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,507 - COME ON. 845 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:44,910 [exclamations] 846 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:48,247 [gunshot] 847 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,783 - I'M OUT. 848 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,919 [gunshots] 849 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,687 - HEY, DICKIE, WHAT'S THE WORD? 850 00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:57,856 - DAMN, YOU ALMOST GOT THIS OFF. 851 00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:59,758 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? [gunshot, glass shatters] 852 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,793 - I SIMPLY CAN'T IMAGINE US GETTING OURSELF 853 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:03,829 INTO A WORSE SITUATION. - YO, DICKIE! 854 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:06,198 WHERE YOU AT, MAN? 855 00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:08,300 I KNOW YOU IN HERE. 856 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,303 [gun cocks] 857 00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:13,472 - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 858 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,806 - WHO AM I? 859 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,542 I'M THAT CAT YOU BE SEEING IN YOUR DREAMS 860 00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:17,743 AND YOUR NIGHTMARES. 861 00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:19,945 - DEVRY, I GOT YOUR MONEY. both: SHH. 862 00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:22,814 - ALL RIGHT. - THAT MONEY BELONGS TO ME. 863 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:25,451 - REALLY? I DON'T THINK SO. 864 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:27,353 - YOU REALIZE THIS IS THE END OF TRUE ROMANCE. 865 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:28,754 - THAT WAS A MASSACRE, SHAWN. 866 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,722 EVERYBODY DIED. - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 867 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:32,291 CHRISTIAN SLATER AND PATTY ARQUETTE MADE IT OUT. 868 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:33,825 - AND MICHAEL RAPAPORT. 869 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:37,296 - THAT'S A GOOD POINT, DICKIE. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 870 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,898 - I KNOW YOU AIN'T GOT NO SHELLS IN THAT GUN. 871 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:42,768 [gunshots] 872 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,871 - WE ARE GONNA DIE AND DIE UGLY, SHAWN. 873 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:48,374 THEY'RE GONNA TAKE US OUT. 874 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:50,409 - NOT IF THEY TAKE EACH OTHER OUT FIRST. 875 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,346 [feedback whines] ATTENTION, SHOPPERS. 876 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:56,748 ATTENTION, SHOPPERS. 877 00:36:56,782 --> 00:36:58,550 ALL TUBED MEATS ARE HALF OFF TODAY, 878 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,486 AND FOR YOU BLOODSPORT FANS OUT THERE, 879 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,488 BOLO YEUNG IS IN AISLE SEVEN 880 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,756 LOOKING TO GET SHOT. 881 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:08,494 [gunshots] 882 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:15,934 OVER IN PRODUCE, WE HAVE JACKIE EARLE HALEY ON STEROIDS 883 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,869 TOTING A GUN. 884 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:19,905 SQUASH THAT MELON. 885 00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:23,509 - DUDE, DUDE, IT'S WORKING. 886 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:24,810 ALL THAT'S LEFT IS BAZO AND DEVRY. 887 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:27,879 [gunshots] - [laughs] 888 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,849 I JUST DONE SHOT BAZO THREE TIMES. 889 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,050 NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU, DICKIE. 890 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,885 - WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA DO, SHAWN? 891 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,654 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 892 00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:37,956 IT'S TIME FOR A TRAINED OFFICER OF THE LAW 893 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,425 TO STEP UP AND SAVE THE DAY. 894 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:41,560 - WE HAVE BEEN AT THE ACADEMY FOR TWO DAYS-- 895 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:42,628 TWO DAYS, SHAWN. - COVER ME. 896 00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:44,730 - WITH WHAT? - IMPROVISE. 897 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,765 - THAT'S... 898 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,300 THAT'S MY GUN. 899 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,008 - OH! OH! 900 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,447 - [groans] 901 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,884 [Gus imitating gunfire] 902 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,356 - DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT? 903 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:11,623 - IT'S ME! 904 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:13,325 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 905 00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,894 YOU'VE ACHIEVED PITCH-PERFECT AK-47-MOUTH ACTION. 906 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:17,463 - I KNOW! I'VE BEEN PRACTICING! 907 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,798 - AIR BUMP. 908 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,012 [gun cocks] 909 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:37,716 - YOU KNOW DEVRY'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, RIGHT? 910 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:40,986 THAT'S RIGHT. TURN AROUND. 911 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:46,525 THINGS YOU NEED TO DO FOR ME OR YOU DIE-- 912 00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:49,528 ONE, DROP YOUR WEAPON. 913 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:55,367 TWO, GET THAT DICKIE OUT HERE WITH MY MONEY. 914 00:38:57,403 --> 00:39:01,139 AND THREE... 915 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,008 TELL ME WHERE THE HECK YOU GOT THEM KICKS, 916 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:05,777 'CAUSE I'M FEELING THEM IN A NASTY, SILLY WAY. 917 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:07,479 - THESE? - MM-HMM. 918 00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:08,814 - YOU LIKE THESE, HUH? 919 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,382 - BUT SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, 920 00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:12,751 KICK THAT GUN OVER HERE. 921 00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:23,161 I'M GONNA KILL YOU ANYWAY, I THINK, SO... 922 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,763 - NOT ON MY WATCH. 923 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,097 - HEY! 924 00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:28,734 NICK, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SHOPPED HERE. 925 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:29,968 - I DON'T. 926 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,837 TOO MUCH MAYONNAISE IN THE TUNA SALAD. 927 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:35,607 - I STILL GOT A HOSTAGE, FOOL, 928 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:38,009 WHICH MEANS I STILL HAVE THE UPPER HAND. 929 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:41,513 - AND SPEAKING OF HANDS, YOURS IS SHAKING LIKE CRAZY. 930 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,184 [gunshot] 931 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,986 [gunshot] 932 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,522 - NICK! 933 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:53,825 - YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. 934 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:56,828 - NICK, YOU'RE AMAZING. YOU'RE A CRACK SHOT. 935 00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:59,998 - MR. SPENCER, DO YOU HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL? 936 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:02,501 - I BELIEVE I DO. HOW YOU DOING OVER THERE? 937 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:04,870 - I-I THINK I'M GONNA BARF. 938 00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:08,874 - AH, THAT'S-- THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. 939 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:18,584 - WELL, THIS CASE HAS HAD A LOT OF UPS AND DOWNS, 940 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,218 BUT YOU PULLED IT TOGETHER IN THE END. 941 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,588 [chuckles] AND ON A SEPARATE NOTE, 942 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:24,222 MR. SPENCER AND MR. GUSTER, 943 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:27,125 YOU WILL RETURN THE 11 BAGS OF GROCERIES 944 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:29,495 THAT YOU PROCURED WHILE THE CRIME SCENE AT BAZO'S 945 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:30,629 WAS BEING PROCESSED. 946 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:31,930 - WELL, CHIEF, WE PLANNED 947 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,231 ON PAYING FOR THOSE GROCERIES, 948 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,901 BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, MR. BAZO IS DEAD. 949 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:37,503 - HE ISN'T DEAD. 950 00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:39,905 HE'S IN THE I.C.U. 951 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,006 - OH. 952 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,008 - DID YOU ALREADY PUT THAT GIANT HAM IN THE OVEN? 953 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:43,975 - YOU KNOW I DID. 954 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:45,577 - OFFICER CONFORTH, 955 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:47,646 IN THE END, YOU SHOWED GREAT BRAVERY. 956 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:49,581 BUT YOU MAY VERY WELL BE 957 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:53,251 THE WORST OFFICER IN THE FIELD I'VE EVER SEEN. 958 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,020 DETECTIVE LASSITER, GO AHEAD. 959 00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:58,757 - THE CADETS COMING OUT OF YOUR CLASSES AT THE ACADEMY 960 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:01,059 ARE TOP-NOTCH, CONFORTH. 961 00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:02,227 I RESPECT THAT, 962 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:04,963 NOT VERY MUCH, BUT ENOUGH TO MAKE IT WORTH MENTIONING. 963 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:06,131 THAT BEING SAID, 964 00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:07,999 WE ARE WITHDRAWING YOUR SUSPENSION. 965 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:10,135 YOU CAN START BACK AT THE ACADEMY TOMORROW. 966 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:13,271 - WELL, THANK YOU, DETECTIVE. 967 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,173 AND I'M GLAD THAT THE CADETS HAVE A GREAT ROLE MODEL 968 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,675 SUCH AS YOURSELF TO LOOK UP TO 969 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,044 WHEN THEY'RE OUT IN THE FIELD, SO... 970 00:41:27,853 --> 00:41:29,521 - FELLAS, I THINK WE CAN PROBABLY AFFORD 971 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:31,222 TO NIP THE LOVE FEST IN THE BUTT. 972 00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:33,091 WHAT DO YOU SAY? - YEAH. 973 00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:33,959 - I THINK IT'S "BUD," SHAWN. 974 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,994 - WELL, I THINK "BUTT" MAKES MORE SENSE. 975 00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,996 YOU KNOW WHAT, NICK? 976 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,865 YOU CAN BE MY WINGMAN ANYTIME. 977 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:41,567 - OUR WINGMAN. - WINGMAN? 978 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,001 WHAT, LIKE, A HELPER ON DATES? 979 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,169 - NOPE. - THAT'S A NEGATIVE. 980 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:45,937 - GOOD LUCK TO YOU, BUD. - COME ON. 981 00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:47,038 - PSST. 982 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:51,076 CHIEF'S GONNA MAKE YOU RETURN THE GROCERIES, ISN'T SHE? 983 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:52,110 - YEAH. 984 00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:52,978 - WELL, I GOT SOMETHING 985 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:56,047 WAY COOLER THAN 23 BOXES OF CAP'N CRUNCH, 986 00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:57,749 A HONEY-BAKED HAM, AND SOY MILK. 987 00:41:57,783 --> 00:42:00,118 - SOY MILK? DAMN IT, GUS. 988 00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:03,755 OH, MY GUCHEN. 989 00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:06,257 THAT IS AN EXACT REPLICA OF KELLY MCGILLIS' LEATHER JACKET 990 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:07,593 FROM TOP GUN. 991 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,595 - [whispering] I CAN WEAR IT TONIGHT. 992 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:11,863 - HOW ABOUT I WEAR IT TONIGHT? 993 00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:13,064 THAT'S WEIRD. - [normal voice] YEAH. 994 00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:15,567 - YOU WEAR IT TONIGHT. - I'LL WEAR IT. 995 00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:18,069 - [inhaling deeply] 996 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:19,738 SORRY.