1 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:07,708 - OKAY, EVERYONE, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 2 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:09,043 ATTENTION. 3 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:10,311 ONE, TWO, THREE, EYES ON ME. 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,812 EXCUSE ME. 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:15,749 EVERYONE... LISTEN UP! 6 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:20,054 THIS IS MY KID SISTER LAUREN LASSITER. 7 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,455 - HELLO, EVERYBODY. 8 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:22,756 - COME ON, MAN. WHO IS SHE REALLY? 9 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:23,757 THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S YOUR SISTER. 10 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,426 - STOP SCREWING WITH US. 11 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:26,227 - THIS IS MY SISTER. 12 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,329 - NOT GENETICALLY, THOUGH, RIGHT? 13 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,797 - YES, GENETICALLY, YOU IDIOT. 14 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,066 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 15 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,202 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. 16 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,370 THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE AGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US, 17 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,439 BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, ALTHOUGH SHE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN 18 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:39,607 TRADITIONALLY PLANNED, 19 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,810 SHE WAS A HAPPY ACCIDENT. 20 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:44,278 SO MY KID SISTER HERE 21 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:46,714 IS A VERY TALENTED FILMMAKER, 22 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,816 AND SHE'S WORKING ON HER GRADUATE THESIS. 23 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:50,551 IT'S GOING TO BE A DOCUMENTARY FILM 24 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,720 ABOUT THE NITTY-GRITTY POLICE WORK. 25 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:56,224 - YES, I WANT TO DOCUMENT HOW REAL CRIME IS SOLVED. 26 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,559 AND I COULDN'T IMAGINE A BETTER WAY 27 00:00:58,592 --> 00:00:59,827 THAN TO FOLLOW 28 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:03,197 MY AMAZING, AWE-INSPIRING BIG BROTHER CARLTON. 29 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:06,800 - NOW SHE IS GOING TO BE FOLLOWING ME 24/7, 30 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,802 WAKING AND SLEEPING. - NOT SLEEPING. 31 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:11,739 - OBVIOUSLY, THE SUBJECT OF SAID FILM IS ME. 32 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,741 HOWEVER, SOME OF YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF 33 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:16,710 ON CAMERA AS BACKGROUND PLAYERS, 34 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,746 ATMOSPHERE, NOTHINGS. 35 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,181 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 36 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:23,251 THESE ARE VERY IMPORTANT ROLES. ALL OF YOU. 37 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,686 - I'M WARNING YOU. NO SHOWBOATING. 38 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,421 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU! 39 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,822 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 40 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,558 - PUTTING AWAY A FILE. 41 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,859 - AND WHY IS THAT, HUH? 42 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,594 YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ON CAMERA, AREN'T YOU? 43 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,196 - I'M A FILE CLERK. 44 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,231 THAT'S WHAT I DO. PUT FILES AWAY. 45 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:40,834 - OH, AND YOU JUST HAD TO COME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE TO DO IT? 46 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,803 - THIS IS WHERE THE FILE CABINET IS. 47 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,875 - OH. [giggles] 48 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:50,311 HELLO. 49 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:58,886 UM, CHIEF VICK GOT A CALL ABOUT A BODY AT THE ZOO. 50 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,489 - NICE! EXCELLENT. YES! SWEET. 51 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:04,792 - SWEET? NICE? SOMEBODY'S DEAD. 52 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,160 THERE'S NOTHING REALLY NICE ABOUT IT. 53 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,861 UM, IT'S BEEN ASSIGNED TO US. 54 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,630 IT IS OUR CASE. 55 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,765 THIS IS WEIRD. 56 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,334 - ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 57 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,902 WE HAVE A CASE TO SOLVE. 58 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,570 ALL RIGHT. HIGH FIVES. 59 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,275 HOW WAS THAT? - IT WAS GOOD. 60 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:26,247 UM, I WAS AN ACCIDENT? 61 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:29,650 YOU KNOW, THIS DOESN'T SEEM 62 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,186 LIKE A NORMAL, CITY-ISSUED POLICE VEHICLE. 63 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,754 - GOOD EYE. IT ISN'T. CRUISER'S IN THE SHOP. 64 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,623 THIS IS MY PERSONAL VEHICLE. 65 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,857 IT'S A FORD FUSION. 66 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:37,891 IT'S A HYBRID. 67 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,327 IT'S NEW. 68 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,894 SORT OF THE TRAPPINGS THAT COME 69 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,463 WITH MY STATION IN LIFE. 70 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,931 - YOU MOUNTED A POLICE RADIO IN YOUR PERSONAL CAR? 71 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,599 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 72 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,601 I'M HAVING ONE BUILT FOR MY SHOWER. 73 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:48,836 I'M A 21st-CENTURY CRIME FIGHTER. 74 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,671 I'M VERY DIALED IN 75 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,373 WITH ALL THE LATEST, CUTTING-EDGE TECHNOLOGIES. 76 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,474 IN FACT, HERE, LOOK AT THIS. 77 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,642 SEE THIS? - MM-HMM. 78 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,477 - THE SYNC BUTTON. WITH ONE FINGER, 79 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,811 I CAN ACCESS YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE. 80 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:58,979 [ding] 81 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,815 HOROSCOPE: PISCES. 82 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,218 - PISCES. TODAY'S HOROSCOPE. 83 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,853 IT'S TIME TO GET OTHERS' OPINIONS 84 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,388 AND FEEDBACK ABOUT YOURSELF... 85 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:08,722 - YOU REALIZE WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE 86 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,291 TO OUR OWN CRIME SCENE. 87 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,659 - DETECTIVE O'HARA'S RIGHT. WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 88 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,961 HEY, BUT LATER MAYBE WE CAN SEE HOW THIS BABY DOES 89 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,463 IN A HIGH-SPEED PURSUIT, HUH? 90 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,598 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A PURSUIT? 91 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:18,832 - I HAVE MY WAYS. 92 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,402 - HEY, LASSIE. HI, JULES. 93 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,636 - HOW'D YOU GUYS FIND OUT ABOUT THIS ALREADY? 94 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:23,671 - WELL, FIRST OFF, 95 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,906 GUS FOLLOWS SEVERAL OF THE ZEBRAS ON TWITTER, 96 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,441 AND HIS PHONE IS BLOWING UP WITH TWEETS. 97 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,277 I FOLLOW THE EXOTIC BIRDS, 98 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,844 BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY TWEETING. 99 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,881 AND FINALLY WE HEARD SOMEONE WAS MAKING A MOTION PICTURE. 100 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,816 NOW WAIT A MINUTE, LASSIE, 101 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:36,650 THIS CAN'T BE YOUR SISTER. 102 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,919 SHE SEEMS SO NORMAL AND HUMANLIKE. 103 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,754 - AND PERFECT. - STOP IT. 104 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,890 THAT'S LASSIE'S SISTER. THEY SHARE THE SAME DNA. 105 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,325 - SHARING IS CARING. 106 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,294 - I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN, I PROMISE YOU. 107 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,896 - PLEASE, I'M A PLAYER. - HELLO. 108 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,265 I'M SHAWN SPENCER. THIS IS MY PARTNER RADIO STAR. 109 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:53,601 I'M AFRAID YOUR VIDEO WILL KILL HIM. 110 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:54,902 - [laughs] THAT'S NOT TRUE. 111 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,037 THE NAME IS BURTON, AND THE CAMERA HAS LOVED ME 112 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,306 SINCE I'VE BEEN A BABY. 113 00:03:58,339 --> 00:03:59,807 - I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU GUYS. 114 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,808 I DID MY RESEARCH. 115 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,376 - REALLY? - OH, GREAT. 116 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,845 SO THEN YOU KNOW THAT GUS HAS HEPATITIS K. 117 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:08,248 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I AM PREVENTING A NIGHTMARE. 118 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:12,853 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 119 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,855 WOULD YOU JUST-- JUST...COME ON. 120 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:15,856 JUST COME ON. 121 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,625 all: FREE THE BEAR! 122 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,461 FREE THE BEAR! FREE THE BEAR! 123 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,397 FREE THE BEAR! - BACK OFF, HIPPIE. 124 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:26,300 all: FREE THE BEAR! - THEY'RE PROTESTERS, CARLTON. 125 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,701 - SAME DIFF. all: FREE THE BEAR! 126 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:30,704 FREE THE BEAR! FREE THE BEAR! 127 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:34,007 FREE THE BEAR! - UM, I'M NOT TRYING 128 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,576 TO BE INVOLVED WITH BEAR CRIME, SHAWN. 129 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,844 - WHAT'D YOU THINK IT WAS GONNA BE 130 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,712 WHEN YOU HEARD "BODY AT THE ZOO," GUS? 131 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,914 SOME GUY GOT KILLED BY GIRAFFE KISSES? 132 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:41,982 - THE BEAR APPARENTLY TURNED ON ITS TRAINER 133 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,485 JASPER ZANE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LAST NIGHT. 134 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:47,421 ZOO OFFICIALS FOUND HIS BODY THIS MORNING. 135 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,457 MY GOD, THAT WAS TERRIBLE. 136 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:50,758 CAN I DO THAT AGAIN? 137 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,993 - WHAT, ARE WE THE ANIMAL COPS NOW? 138 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,396 WHOA, WHOA, GUYS. GET HER OUT OF HERE. 139 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,730 NO SPECTATORS, MA'AM. PLEASE BACK UP. 140 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,032 - I'M NOT A SPECTATOR. MY NAME IS GEMMA KRAEMER, 141 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,802 AND THAT TRAINER WAS MY FIANCE. 142 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,705 - OH. OH, WELL, UM, 143 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,640 I'M GONNA NEED TO TAKE YOUR STATEMENT. 144 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,876 - JASPER RESCUED THIS BEAR AS A CUB. 145 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,844 HE LOVED IT. HE DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO IT. 146 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:14,081 AND NOW THIS HAPPENS? THIS SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 147 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,583 - ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 148 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,985 - EVERYBODY, HOLD ON. 149 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,888 HAS ANYONE TOUCHED THAT BODY? 150 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:21,922 PSST. COME HERE. 151 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,958 I'VE GOT TO GO IN THERE. 152 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:30,864 HOW DO I ACTUALLY GET IN THERE? 153 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:31,732 ALL RIGHT, LULU, 154 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,767 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW A DETECTIVE SURVEYS 155 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,135 A CRIME SCENE. 156 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,772 THERE'S A VERY SPECIFIC METHOD TO IT, AN ORDER. 157 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:39,773 - LULU? 158 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,809 - OH, IT'S SHORT FOR LEWIS. 159 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,477 HE GAVE ME THE NICKNAME WHEN I WAS A KID 160 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:44,578 BECAUSE I WAS A TOMBOY. 161 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:45,646 A LATE BLOOMER. 162 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,848 - BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. 163 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,349 - STOP IT. STOP IT. 164 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:55,122 - WOW. WHAT MUST IT BE LIKE TO HAVE THE PRIVILEGE 165 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,625 TO WORK ALONGSIDE MY BROTHER EVERY DAY? 166 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,827 ISN'T HE AMAZING? - YOU'RE AMAZING. 167 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,762 THE WAY YOU PRESS THAT RECORD BUTTON AND WHATNOT. 168 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,797 - HE USED TO RUN HURDLES IN HIGH SCHOOL 169 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:04,765 UNTIL HE STRAINED HIS GROIN. 170 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,900 - YOU KNOW, GUS HERE DOESN'T HAVE A GROIN. 171 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:07,935 AND THAT'S A TRUE STORY. 172 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,103 - OH. - LULU! 173 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,639 - WHY? 174 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:12,740 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE BEING SUPER CREEPY. 175 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:13,874 - OKAY, HERE WE GO. 176 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,909 SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 177 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,578 OUR TRAINER COMES IN THE ENCLOSURE AFTER HOURS. 178 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,579 HE STARTLES THE BEAR. 179 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:19,947 BASED ON THE BLOOD SPLATTER, 180 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,815 THE FIRST STRIKE IS HERE. 181 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:22,816 THEN HE WAS KNOCKED OVER THESE ROCKS, 182 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,785 DRAGGED TO THIS POINT HERE. 183 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:28,889 HE WAS ATTACKED AGAIN. EVENTUALLY, HE ROLLED DOWN HERE, 184 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,859 COMING TO A STOP, WHERE HE EXPIRES 185 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,428 ON THE STAIRS. 186 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,733 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT SURE HE DIDN'T JUST FALL. 187 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:40,834 SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT. 188 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:41,669 - OKAY, LU, 189 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:42,670 I'M GONNA BRING YOU THE GOOD STUFF. 190 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,539 I'M GONNA SAY, "THE BEAR DID IT. CASE CLOSED." 191 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:46,840 AT THAT POINT, YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA WANT TO COME IN 192 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:51,745 NICE AND CLOSE TO MY FACE, OKAY? 193 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:55,583 EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. 194 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,184 - WAIT! 195 00:06:57,217 --> 00:07:00,921 WAIT. I'M HAVING A THOUGHT. 196 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:04,458 IT'S MORE OF A REVELATION. 197 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:05,593 GAH! 198 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:09,797 THAT POLAR BEAR DID NOT COMMIT MURDER. 199 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,667 IT WAS FRAMED. 200 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:16,737 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 201 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,771 * 202 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,673 - * I KNOW YOU KNOW 203 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:21,842 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 204 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,811 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 205 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,479 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 206 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:26,814 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 207 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,148 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 208 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,917 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 209 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,019 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 210 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,955 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 211 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,091 - SO WHEN YOU SAID THAT POLAR BEAR WAS FRAMED, 212 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,193 WAS THAT A JOKE? 213 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,695 - NOPE, NOT A JOKE. 214 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:42,696 - THE PART ABOUT ME NOT HAVING A GROIN, 215 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,997 THAT WAS A JOKE. 216 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,165 - SO, LIKE, 217 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,568 WITH THE SEA LION AND THE DINOSAUR, 218 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,837 MY BROTHER TELLS ME THAT IT IS YOUR M.O. 219 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,572 TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING RIDICULOUS 220 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:52,773 AND JUST HOPE FOR THE BEST. 221 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,542 - WELL, THAT AND HAVE T-SHIRTS MADE 222 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,743 OF SAID HUNCH. 223 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,578 I'M TRYING TO LAUNCH MYSELF A CATCHPHRASE. 224 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,213 - WOW, YOU TWO REALLY DON'T TAKE POLICE WORK VERY SERIOUSLY, 225 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,515 DO YOU? 226 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:02,783 - WELL, THAT'S REALLY MORE SHAWN. 227 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,685 I'M THE MORE MATURE, RATIONAL ONE. 228 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,254 AT THE ROOT, I'M MOSTLY A BUSINESSMAN. 229 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,722 - OH, REALLY? YOU SHOULD SEE GUS 230 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:09,557 WHEN HE GETS OUT OF THE SHOWER. 231 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,191 HE LIKES TO BE SWADDLED AND BURPED. 232 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:15,563 I BELIEVE THEY CALL THAT BABYISM. 233 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,197 - HE'S CRAZY. 234 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,200 BE CAREFUL. IT CAN GET HAIRY IN HERE. 235 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,735 - OKAY. 236 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:26,306 WOW, THAT REALLY IS A DEAD BODY. 237 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,841 IS IT WEIRD FOR YOU GUYS 238 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:28,942 TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH A CORPSE? 239 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,143 GUS? 240 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,713 - OH, I'M FINE OVER HERE 241 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,314 WITH THE BEAKERS AND WHATNOT. 242 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,183 - JUST SO I CAN FINISH THE PAPERWORK, 243 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,184 TELL ME THE BEAR KILLED THIS GUY. 244 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,119 - IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, 245 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,555 THIS WAS DEFINITELY A BEAR ATTACK. 246 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:42,422 - THANK YOU. 247 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:43,557 - CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN FOR THE CAMERA? 248 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:44,692 - WHOA, WHOA, WHAT DO YOU-- 249 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,059 WAIT, DON'T DON'T. 250 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,195 ISN'T IT POSSIBLE THAT THE BEAR DID NOT KILL THIS MAN? 251 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,798 - ABSOLUTELY. SURE. - WHAT? WHICH IS IT? 252 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,232 - SORRY. I'M A PEOPLE PLEASER. 253 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:56,269 YOUNG LADY, WHAT MEDIA OUTLET WERE YOU FROM AGAIN? 254 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,772 - OH, IT'S FOR MY GRADUATE THESIS FILM. 255 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,273 - WILL IT BE ENTERED IN ANY FESTIVALS 256 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:03,711 IN THE EASTERN HEMISPHERE, SPECIFICALLY THE PHILIPPINES? 257 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,012 - MAYBE. - OH, MY GOD. 258 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,648 THIS IS GONNA BE IN FESTIVALS? 259 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:10,283 - MAY WE GET ON WITH THE BODY, PLEASE? 260 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,853 - [distorted voice] BROKEN BONES, CHECK. 261 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,856 LACERATIONS, CHECK. 262 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,191 CLAW MARKS, CHECK. 263 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,593 - WHAT IS THAT VOICE? 264 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:21,261 - I'M DISTORTING IT FOR LEGAL REASONS. 265 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,363 - THAT IS A PROCESS DONE IN EDITING. 266 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,232 - REALLY? SEE, NOW I ALWAYS THOUGHT 267 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,768 PEOPLE DID THAT THEMSELVES. - NO. 268 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,637 - WELL, I'LL BE. 269 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,804 HERE'S SOMETHING FUN. 270 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,206 LET IT BE NOTED THAT THE VICTIM'S LARYNX 271 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,341 WAS CRUSHED. 272 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:35,776 - HE WAS CHOKED? 273 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,345 - POLAR BEARS HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS NOW? 274 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,379 NO. AND WHAT ABOUT MOTIVE? 275 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,213 YOU CAN'T CONVICT WITHOUT MOTIVE. 276 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,282 - I HAVE MOTIVE. THE BEAR WENT BEAR. 277 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,283 - YOU'RE NOT HELPING. - NOT TRYING TO. 278 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,152 - STOP HATING ON BEARS. - IF THEY STOP FIRST. 279 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,353 - COME ON, GUYS, THIS BEAR 280 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,821 IS GOING TO BE EUTHANIZED FOR NO REASON. 281 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,857 - UH, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE ZOO. 282 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,892 - O'HARA, STOP MAKING UP THINGS TO GET ON CAMERA. 283 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,227 - NOW. 284 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,700 - OH. 285 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,935 - SO, MR. BANTING, WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 286 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,336 - THE POLAR BEAR BROKE OUT OF THE CAGE. 287 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,238 - AND THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? 288 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,975 HE JUST BOUGHT SOME COTTON CANDY AND WALKED OUT OF THE ZOO? 289 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,777 - WELL, BY THE TIME MY TEAM REALIZED IT WAS MISSING, 290 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,646 IT GOT TOO BIG OF A HEAD START. 291 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,647 - WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT THE BEAR WOULD DO 292 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:17,117 FOR A KLONDIKE BAR. 293 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,687 I JUST FELT LIKE MY CHARACTER NEEDED A JOKE. 294 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,388 - UH, WHAT IS THAT? 295 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,656 - OH, THIS A RING-TAILED LEMUR. 296 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,724 HE'S BEEN ACTING OUT, 297 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,358 EXPERIENCING DEPRESSION, VERY NEEDY. 298 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,327 HENCE THE ONE-ON-ONE ATTENTION. 299 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,763 - DID YOU SEE ANY COCA-COLAS OR A SLED? 300 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:32,299 I BELIEVE THIS MIGHT BE WHAT HE'S USING FOR NOURISHMENT, 301 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,300 TRANSPORTATION. 302 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,868 AND DID ANYONE SEE A RED SCARF 303 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:38,338 OR HEAR THE SOUND, "WHEE!"? 304 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,041 - THAT POLAR BEAR WAS OUR MAIN ATTRACTION. 305 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:44,277 COME ON, DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE JUDGMENTAL EYES, TOBIAS. 306 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,179 IT IS WHAT IT IS. - I GOT BEAR TRACKS. 307 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,347 HEADING NORTHWEST. 308 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,682 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. 309 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:49,783 I WANT A HARD TARGET SEARCH 310 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,784 ON THIS KILLER BEAR. 311 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,852 WE'RE GONNA HUNT THIS THING DOWN, 312 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,921 AND WE'RE GONNA FIND IT. 313 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,726 - LET'S GO. - GO WHERE? 314 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,293 - WHY ARE YOU HARASSING THE LEMUR? 315 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,294 - HE STARTED IT. - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 316 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,131 THERE'S AN INNOCENT BEAR LOOSE IN SANTA BARBARA. 317 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,332 WE NEED TO FIND IT. 318 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,234 - IF THERE'S A LOOSE BEAR RUNNING AROUND IN SANTA BARBARA, 319 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,803 I'M NOT IN SANTA BARBARA. 320 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,377 - YOU EVER KNOW A POLAR BEAR THAT TRIED TO FORCE ITSELF 321 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,946 INTO ITS CAGE? 322 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,448 - NO, SHAWN, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANY POLAR BEARS. 323 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:22,249 AND NEITHER YOU DO. 324 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,184 - SURE, THE FENCE WAS PUSHED OUT, 325 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,420 BUT THE HINGES BROKE INWARD, AND THAT TELLS THE REAL STORY. 326 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,496 - FREE THE BEAR! FREE THE BEAR! 327 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,031 FREE THE BEAR! 328 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,835 - THAT BEAR DEFINITELY HAD HELP. 329 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,104 AND I HAVE A DECENT IDEA WHO'S BEHIND IT. 330 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,839 - I'M OUT. YOU GOT THIS ALONE. 331 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,407 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - I'M DEAD SERIOUS. 332 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,509 I DON'T EVEN LIKE BEARS IN FABLES, SHAWN. 333 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,378 GOLDILOCKS WAS A CRAZY BLONDE SHORTY 334 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,946 FOR GOING UP IN THAT HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 335 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,282 - DON'T SAY SHORTY. - SHORTY. 336 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,416 - YOU'RE GOING TO THE BUNNY DEN, AREN'T YOU? 337 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,018 - DON'T BE MAKING THAT YOUR BUSINESS. 338 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,119 - WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? 339 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,287 - I'M DEEP IN THE STREETS, SHAWN. 340 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,355 - YOU'RE ON A WOODED PATH TO NOWHERE. 341 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,957 - JUST DON'T LIKE BEARS, SHAWN. 342 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,108 - YOU'RE NOT HERE TO BUY MY VAN, ARE YOU? 343 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,876 - LOOK, I'M A PSYCHIC. 344 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,012 I'M FILTHY GOOD. 345 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,446 I HAVE AN APPETITE FOR THE TRUTH. 346 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,782 SO I'M GONNA ASK YOU A VERY SIMPLE QUESTION. 347 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,417 WHERE IS THE BEAR? 348 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,919 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BEAR. 349 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,120 THE BEAR IS SAFE. 350 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,288 I'M THE ONE THAT'S TRYING TO KEEP IT 351 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,423 FROM GETTING EUTHANIZED. 352 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,358 - OH, THIS IS GREAT NEWS. 353 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,360 THAT MEANS WE'RE PLAYING FOR THE SAME TEAM. 354 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,829 YOU AND ME, WE'RE THE SAME. 355 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,797 EXCEPT I SHOWER OCCASIONALLY. 356 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,332 AND I WORKED AT AN ARBY'S ONCE. 357 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,333 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 358 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,301 I'M NOT JUST SOME RANDOM TREE HUGGER, ALL RIGHT? 359 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,370 DON'T TRY TO PUT ME IN YOUR LITTLE BOX. 360 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,172 HERE'S ONE I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 361 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,373 I MAKE MY OWN BATH SALTS. 362 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,374 - SURPRISING. 363 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,376 - I MAKE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE PLUMS AND SUNSHINE. 364 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,377 YEAH, I DO THAT. 365 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,412 - CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 366 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,983 - UH, LET'S SEE. 367 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,053 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL HAVE THE BEEF DIP. 368 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,388 I'M JUST KIDDING. 369 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,060 SHE TOOK THAT SO SERIOUSLY. - LISTEN TO ME. 370 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,528 THAT BEAR IS INNOCENT. YOU GOT ME? 371 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:16,930 THAT BEAR DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 372 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,932 YOU SAID SO YOURSELF AT THE CRIME SCENE. 373 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,101 - AND I MEANT IT. GIVEN TIME, I WILL PROVE IT. 374 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,936 I WILL FIND THE KILLER. 375 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,172 BUT THINK ABOUT THIS, DUDE, 376 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,406 I FOUND YOU PRETTY EASILY. 377 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,876 WHICH MEANS THE HEAD OF THE SANTA BARBARA POLICE DEPARTMENT 378 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,277 AND A BUNCH OF ANIMAL CONTROL OFFICERS 379 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,045 AREN'T FAR BEHIND. - IT'S JUST-- 380 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:35,448 THERE'S NOT A LOT OF PLACES TO TAKE A POLAR BEAR 381 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,585 IN THIS CITY. - BUT YOU'RE IN LUCK. 382 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,888 YOU SEE, POLAR BEAR RELOCATION 383 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,523 JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY SPECIALTY, JACK. 384 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,393 THAT AND MARZIPAN SUGAR SCULPTING. 385 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,162 SO YOU TELL ME WHERE THE BEAR IS, 386 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,599 I WILL HELP YOU, AND I WILL HELP THE BEAR. 387 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,168 AND I WILL SCULPT YOU A SWAN 388 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,303 MADE ENTIRELY OF MOLASSES. 389 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,072 - I WANT A TURTLE. 390 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,008 - DONE. 391 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,413 - [mutters to himself] 392 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,448 THERE IT IS. 393 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,634 YEAH. 394 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,637 - [roars] 395 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,483 - [roars] 396 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:47,955 - DUDE, DUDE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING HERE. 397 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,289 - I DON'T THINK YOU DO, SHAWN. 398 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,690 - GUS, I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. 399 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,226 THIS IS MACLEOD SINCLAIRE. 400 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,328 HE IS AN ACTIVIST, AND HE KNOWS BEARS. 401 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,363 EVEN THE ONES THAT ARE BAD NEWS. 402 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,166 IN FACT, HE LIVED AMONGST THEM AT YELLOWSTONE, 403 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,434 AND HE HAS A SIGNED DAN HAGGERTY 8x10. 404 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,103 SO YOU KNOW WE'RE IN GOOD HANDS HERE. 405 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,604 - UNLESS YOU TELL ME HE HAS SUPER POWERS, 406 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,240 AND ONE OF THEM BEING STRONGER THAN A BEAR... 407 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,575 - GUS, SEE THAT WIRE? 408 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,444 THAT, MY FRIEND, IS AN ELECTRIC FENCE. 409 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:15,482 AND THE BEAR IS TRAINED NOT TO CROSS IT. 410 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,683 - IT'S NOT A REAL ELECTRIC FENCE. 411 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,651 IT'S JUST THERE TO FOOL THE BEAR. 412 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,023 [crash] 413 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,192 - HOW DID THAT MAKE SENSE TO SAY ALOUD? 414 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,294 DUDE. 415 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,329 - I DON'T WANT TO BE THE UPTIGHT ONE HERE, 416 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,199 BUT WE SIMPLY CANNOT KEEP A BEAR IN THE PSYCH OFFICE, 417 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,467 HELD IN BY A PIECE OF KITE STRING. 418 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,368 - WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, HUH? 419 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,237 TAKE IT FOR A STROLL ON THE BOARDWALK? 420 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,305 WE HAVE TO KEEP IT HIDDEN. 421 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,506 MAN, LASSIE IS OUT THERE 422 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,608 WITH EVERY AVAILABLE SOURCE OF MANPOWER HUNTING IT DOWN. 423 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,576 - HE'S HUNTING IT BECAUSE IT KILLS THINGS, SHAWN. 424 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,245 - YOU KNOW WHO KILLS THINGS? 425 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,279 ZOOS. 426 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,447 ZOOS KILL THINGS. 427 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,282 MIND IF I GET ON MY SOAPBOX HERE? 428 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,517 - I'D PREFER YOU GET IN THE SOAPBOX. 429 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,085 - I SHOWERED YESTERDAY. 430 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,553 - YOU REALIZE THAT'S THE DAY BEFORE TODAY. 431 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,688 - LOOK, THE POINT IS, OKAY, 432 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,491 IS THAT KEEPING ANIMALS IN FAKE ROCK HABITATS 433 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,327 WITH PLASTIC KIDDIE POOLS IS CRIMINAL. 434 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,729 ANYONE THAT HAD ANY HEART, ANY COMPASSION AT ALL, 435 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,731 WOULD SHUT DOWN ALL ZOOS, ESPECIALLY ONE THAT WOULD KEEP 436 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,267 A POLAR BEAR IN THOSE CONDITIONS. 437 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,602 ANIMALS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE IN CAPTIVITY. 438 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,038 - OR IN MY OFFICE. 439 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,305 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, 440 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,640 I DON'T FEEL ONE OUNCE OF SYMPATHY 441 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,442 FOR THAT TRAINER, MAN. 442 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,244 YOU ASK ME, HE HAD IT COMING. 443 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,345 OH, YEAH. 444 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,747 - WILL YOU EXCUSE US FOR JUST ONE MOMENT, MACLEOD? 445 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,283 - SURE. 446 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,285 - ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 447 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,754 - THAT YOU ALIGNED YOURSELF WITH A FANATICAL ANIMAL ACTIVIST 448 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,456 WHO HAD A DEATH WISH FOR OUR VICTIM? 449 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,791 - OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE TOTALLY AIDING AND ABETTING A MURDERER. 450 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,060 - I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING, SHAWN. 451 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,294 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT 452 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,528 THE WORLD'S LARGEST TERRESTRIAL PREDATOR 453 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,497 INTO OUR KITCHENETTE. - WELL, EITHER WAY, 454 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,431 WE NEED TO GET OUT THERE SO WE CAN PROVE IT. 455 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,267 - I AGREE. - AND WE NEED TO TAKE THE BEAR. 456 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,434 - I DO NOT AGREE, SHAWN. 457 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,403 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? - MACLEOD! 458 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,205 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT A COFFEE RUN, MAN? 459 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,339 I'M BUYING. 460 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,707 - IS IT ORGANIC? 461 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,377 - ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP. 462 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,811 THIS BEAR SPENT THE NIGHT SOMEWHERE, 463 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,480 AND IT'S PROBABLY HUNGRY BY NOW. 464 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,083 THERE ARE MORE RESTAURANTS AND DUMPSTERS PER SQUARE FOOT 465 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,218 IN THIS AREA THAN ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE CITY. 466 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,520 WE WILL COVER EVERY ALLEYWAY, EVERY BACK WAY, 467 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,656 EVERY ROOFTOP UNTIL WE FIND IT. 468 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,525 THIS BEAR WILL NOT ESCAPE ME. 469 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,793 LET'S GO. FAN OUT. 470 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:10,497 GET IT. 471 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,664 - ARE WE SERIOUSLY DOING THIS? 472 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,500 - LOOK, I CALLED BENIHANA, 473 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,535 AND MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN, THEY COULD NOT ACCOMMODATE 474 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,704 A TABLE FOR TWO PLUS AN 800-POUND POLAR BEAR. 475 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,806 WE NEED TO START THINKING LIKE A BEAR. 476 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,075 - I'M NOT GONNA MAUL AN INNOCENT HIKER, SHAWN. 477 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,111 - HELLO, AND WELCOME TO CRABBY MEL'S. 478 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,679 WHAT CAN I GET YOU? - UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT, A COKE? 479 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,616 CAN WE HAVE TWO COKES, A LARGE FRY, 480 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:34,287 AND 128 CRABBY MEL FISH SANDWICHES. 481 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,788 TARTAR SAUCE, NO BUNS. 482 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,790 - SHAWN. - WHAT? 483 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,526 WE NEED TO PAY A VISIT TO THE TRAINER'S HOUSE. 484 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,261 WHOEVER WANTED HIM DEAD MAY HAVE LEFT A TRAIL. 485 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,862 OR A PICNIC BASKET. 486 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,765 - YOU DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER ASKING LASSITER TO GET A KEY? 487 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,534 - IT'S MUCH, MUCH EASIER THIS WAY. 488 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,635 - FOR WHO? - YOU KNOW 489 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,702 YOU HAVE A BETTER EQUILIBRIUM 490 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,272 WITH THOSE STAUNCH BIRTHING HIPS. 491 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,573 - HURRY UP BEFORE THE NEIGHBORS SEE US 492 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,641 AND SOMEONE CALLS THE COPS. 493 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,875 - I NEED CLOSER. 494 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,377 - AAGH! 495 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,782 HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT ANYTHING YET? 496 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,518 - I DID FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 497 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,720 I REALLY ENJOY BEING LIFTED. 498 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,456 - EXCUSE ME. CAN I HELP YOU? 499 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,691 - UH, YES. 500 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,527 HAVE YOU SEEN ANOTHER SET OF GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE US? 501 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,563 WE SEEM TO HAVE LOST TRACK OF OUR CHICKEN FIGHT. 502 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,666 - THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. 503 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,534 I AM NOT EVEN REMOTELY JOKING. 504 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,603 IF ANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS BEAR, 505 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,771 YOU BETTER TELL ME NOW. 506 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,706 YOU MAY THINK IT'S A BIG, FLUFFY TOY, 507 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,476 BUT I ASSURE YOU THIS IS NO TEDDY BEAR. 508 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,711 THIS CREATURE WILL KILL YOU. 509 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:35,415 MOST OF YOU, IT COULD SWALLOW YOU WHOLE. 510 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,617 YOU, TINY, YOU WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE. 511 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,252 WHAT, YOU THINK YOUR BUDDIES ARE GONNA HELP YOU 512 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,520 WHEN YOU'RE SCREAMING 513 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,888 AND A BEAR'S RIPPING YOUR FACE OFF? NO. 514 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,556 YOU LIKE HAVING ARMS? HUH? 515 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,725 THOSE WOULD BE APPETIZERS FOR THIS THING. 516 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:46,793 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 517 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,828 YOU THINK I'M JOKING? 518 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,164 - JUST LOOK FOR STUFF, GUS. 519 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,599 - LIKE WHAT? 520 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,700 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 521 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,703 ANYTHING THAT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS. 522 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,339 WAIT A MINUTE. 523 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,208 THIS IS SOMETHING. - WHAT IS IT? 524 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,709 - A COPY OF AN INSURANCE POLICY. 525 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,277 - THE TRAINER'S LIFE INSURANCE? 526 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,478 - NOPE. THE BEAR'S. 527 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,647 AND IT'S WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE. 528 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,749 PAYOUT IS $2 MILLION. 529 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,584 - THAT WOULD MAKE THE TRAINER A RICH MAN. 530 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,853 - NO, IT WOULD MAKE C. LEE BANTING A RICH MAN. 531 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,555 HE TOOK OUT THE POLICY. - THAT POLAR BEAR 532 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,557 WAS OUR MAIN ATTRACTION. 533 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,592 - C. LEE BANTING, THE ZOO DIRECTOR? 534 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,893 SO WHY DOES THE TRAINER HAVE A COPY? 535 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,529 - I'M GUESSING HE MADE HIMSELF ONE 536 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,564 BECAUSE HE WAS SUSPICIOUS OF BANTING'S INTENTIONS. 537 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,266 - SO YOU THINK BANTING IS OUR NEW MURDERER? 538 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,236 - WELL, WE KNOW THE ZOO'S LOSING MONEY PAW OVER FIST. 539 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,904 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD MOTIVATION TO SEE THIS POOR BEAR DEAD. 540 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,674 - SO WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE? 541 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,209 - LUNCH? 542 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,544 DAD, 543 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,611 IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU'RE COMING HOME 544 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,547 FOR LUNCH TODAY? - NO. 545 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,549 SADLY, I AM NOT. 546 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,552 - REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU CAUGHT THAT 40-POUND SALMON, 547 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,654 IT WOULD PROBABLY TAKE YOU A YEAR TO EAT IT? 548 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,556 IS THERE ANY OF THAT LEFT? 549 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,524 - SHAWN, WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN MY SALMON? 550 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,825 [knock at door] 551 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,860 - GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 552 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,695 - SHAWN. 553 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,233 - JULES. - WHERE'S THE BEAR, SHAWN? 554 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,470 - WHAT WOULD POSSIBLY MAKE YOU BELIEVE I HAVE ANY IDEA 555 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,905 WHERE THIS BEAR IS? - OH, WELL, UM, FIRST OFF, 556 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,308 SOMEONE CALLED IN A TIP ABOUT A TINY BLUE CAR 557 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,777 DRIVING AN ENORMOUS TRAILER DOWN MARIPOSA. 558 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,579 SECONDLY, I'M DATING YOU, 559 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,713 AND I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE LYING, 560 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:14,681 AND, THIRD, THERE ARE, LIKE, 561 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,250 300 PACKETS OF TARTAR SAUCE ON THE DOORSTEP. 562 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,385 - I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN. 563 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,287 I'M GONNA START WATCHING MY CHOLESTEROL. 564 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,623 - [gasps] - HELLO, BEAR. 565 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,991 HELLO, POLAR BEAR. 566 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,360 OH, YOU WANT SOME MORE FISH SANDWICHES? 567 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,497 - OH, MY GOD. 568 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,532 I'M DOING THIS TO PROTECT YOU. 569 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,667 - FROM THE BEAR? NO. IT'S SOFT AND FRIENDLY. 570 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,002 - NO, FROM YOURSELF. 571 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,604 SHAWN, YOU ARE NOT THINKING STRAIGHT. 572 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,739 YOU HAVE STOLEN A BEAR WHO IS A PRIME SUSPECT 573 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,873 IN A MURDER INVESTIGATION. 574 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,609 - THAT'S JUST THE THING. IT'S NOT. 575 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,777 GUS AND I ARE ON TO SEVERAL REAL SUSPECTS. 576 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,846 HUMAN PERSONS THAT HAD GOOD REASONS 577 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:47,914 FOR WANTING THAT TRAINER DEAD. 578 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,949 - JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU GO TO PRISON, SHAWN, 579 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,584 I WILL NOT WAIT FOR YOU. 580 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,785 - YOU WON'T HAVE TO. I'LL ESCAPE. 581 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,654 WE BOTH KNOW THAT. 582 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,956 AND BEFORE YOU MAKE THAT CALL, 583 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,025 WILL YOU WAIT EIGHT MORE SECONDS? 584 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:03,430 NOW, JULES, PLEASE, 585 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,932 LOOK AT THAT POLAR BEAR. 586 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,667 LOOK AT IT RIGHT IN THE EYE. 587 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,971 YOU TELL ME THAT IT'S A MURDERER. 588 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,756 [gunshot] 589 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,325 - NO! 590 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:38,030 - NICE SHOT. 591 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:55,415 - I'M HERE TO SEE MY CLIENT. 592 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,854 - THIS BEAR IS SCHEDULED TO BE EXECUTED, SHAWN. 593 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,089 IT'S LIKE IT'S ON DEATH ROW. 594 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,024 - WHICH MAKES ME SUSAN SARANDON, 595 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,393 YOU ROBERT PROSKY, 596 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,794 AND THE BEAR SEAN PENN. 597 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,129 NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT THE BEAR PLAYING HARVEY MILK. 598 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,498 - I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE. 599 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:12,765 - IT WOULD BE A VERY DIFFERENT FILM 600 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:16,503 FROM THE ORIGINAL, BUT I THINK IT'D BE PRETTY EMOTIONAL STILL. 601 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,004 - WHERE DID YOU EVEN-- 602 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,138 - I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED. 603 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,907 I CAME RIGHT AWAY. 604 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,875 - SO YOU REALLY DO CARE FOR THIS BEAR, HUH? 605 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:26,446 - [weeps] 606 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,147 - PLEASE DON'T. 607 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,116 PLEASE DON'T DO WHAT YOU'RE-- AS A FAVOR... 608 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:33,486 [sighs] 609 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,688 I'M THE CREAM IN A CRYING SANDWICH. 610 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:38,625 - I CARE SO MUCH 611 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:39,592 ABOUT ALL THESE CREATURES. 612 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:42,128 I WOULD NEVER RISK THIS BEAR BEING PUT DOWN 613 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,563 JUST TO CLOSE THE ZOO. 614 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,864 - HEY, MAN, WE MAY HAVE JUMPED THE GUN 615 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,033 ACCUSING YOU OF KILLING THE TRAINER. 616 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,835 SORRY. - THAT'S COOL, MAN. 617 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,938 ACTUALLY, NO, THAT'S NOT COOL. THAT'S NOT COOL. 618 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,106 WHO WOULD BE COOL WITH THAT? THAT'S HOMICIDE. 619 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,643 - HEY, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 620 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:57,977 WE HAVE A NEW SUSPECT. 621 00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,479 - REALLY? 622 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,781 WHO IS IT? - ALL RIGHT, SPOILER ALERT. 623 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:05,518 C. LEE BANTING, THE ZOO DIRECTOR. 624 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,186 DUDE, YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT ZOOS. 625 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,988 THE ANIMALS SPOKE TO ME, MAN. 626 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,723 A DEPRESSED LEMUR TOLD ME 627 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,426 ABOUT AN INSURANCE POLICY THAT BANTING TOOK OUT ON THE BEAR. 628 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,627 - SHAWN. - YEAH? 629 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,563 - I LOOKED INTO THAT. 630 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,498 THEY ONLY GET MONEY IF THE BEAR DIES ACCIDENTALLY. 631 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,500 THEY DON'T GET ANYTHING IF THE BEAR IS EUTHANIZED 632 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:21,901 FOR KILLING SOMEONE. 633 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,503 - HMM. 634 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:24,871 THAT'S A PRETTY BIG BUZZ KILL. 635 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,506 IT'S THE ONLY THEORY WE REALLY HAD. 636 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,875 - THIS IS SO IRONIC. 637 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,478 I MEAN, ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID 638 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,513 OF THIS AMAZING CREATURE, AND LOOK AT IT. 639 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:34,914 IT'S RELYING ON YOU AND I TO SAVE IT, SHAWN. 640 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,182 - WE FAILED, I GUESS. 641 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,751 - NO. NO. 642 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,887 TAKE THAT COLLAR OFF OF HER. 643 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,489 IF SHE'S GONNA DIE, 644 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,423 THEN LET HER LEAVE THIS WORLD THE WAY SHE CAME IN. 645 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,960 - GUS. - WHAT? 646 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,462 - IT'S NOT A REGULAR COLLAR, MAN. 647 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,531 LOOK AT IT. - THAT'S A HEART MONITOR. 648 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,465 SEE, SHE'S GOT A SLIGHT HEART MURMUR. 649 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:53,766 THEY LIKE TO MONITOR 650 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,602 HER VITAL SIGNS AT ALL TIMES. 651 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:59,005 - WHOA, WHERE--WHERE--WHERE-- WHERE DO THESE RESULTS GO? 652 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:02,842 - THEY'RE TRANSMITTED WIRELESSLY TO SOME NEARBY COMPUTER. 653 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:07,046 PROBABLY IT'S RIGHT HERE AT THE ZOO. 654 00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:11,250 - I THINK I KNOW A WAY TO SAVE THIS BEAR. 655 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,853 WE NEED TO GET THAT INFO AND GET TO THE PERSON 656 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,922 WHO CAN GRANT US A STAY OF EXECUTION. 657 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,524 - ALL RIGHT, SHAWN, 658 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,626 THIS IS CODY BLAIR, VENTURA COUNTY DIRECTOR 659 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:20,927 OF ANIMAL CONTROL. 660 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,729 YOU BETTER HAVE SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL FOR HIM. 661 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:23,996 HE'S TRAVELED A LONG WAY FOR THIS. 662 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:27,834 - THANK YOU FOR COMING, MR. BLAIR. 663 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,636 PLEASE, SIR. 664 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:32,104 LET ME START BY SAYING THAT THIS IS A HUGE HONOR FOR ME. 665 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,205 - CUT THE CRAP, SON. 666 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,207 I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE ASKING 667 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,644 FOR A STAY OF EXECUTION, AS YOU PUT IT, 668 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:38,845 FOR A POLAR BEAR. 669 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:40,747 THIS IS HIGHLY UNORTHODOX. 670 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,549 - I CAN ASSURE YOU YOU WILL NOT FEEL 671 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:43,883 THAT WAY AFTER I PROVE TO YOU 672 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,686 THAT THIS BEAR DID NOT KILL ITS TRAINER. 673 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,187 YOU CAN ENTER THAT ONTO THE RECORD. 674 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,656 - SPENCER, THIS ISN'T A COURTROOM. 675 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,090 THERE ARE NO RECORDS. - PERMISSION TO TREAT 676 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:52,158 THIS MAN AS A HOSTILE WITNESS? 677 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:53,626 - NO. - QUICK SIDEBAR? 678 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,227 - ABSOLUTELY NO. - SHOULD WE POLL THE JURY? 679 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,229 - NEGATIVE. - MAY I TRY ON YOUR ROBE, JUDGE? 680 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,230 - IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 681 00:24:58,264 --> 00:24:59,298 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. 682 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,300 I HAVE TESTIMONY FROM A KEY WITNESS 683 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,169 IN THE FORM OF VIDEO FOOTAGE 684 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,236 IF YOU WOULD JUST INDULGE ME 685 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,371 FOR A FEW MORE MOMENTS. 686 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:09,876 THIS FOOTAGE, ACTUALLY, COURTESY OF MISS LAUREN LASSITER. 687 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:13,179 - YOU'RE HELPING HIM NOW? 688 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,313 - HERE WE GO. 689 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,616 - OH, NO, NO, I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE. 690 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:18,551 THOUGH THE RESULTS WERE PREVIOUSLY INCONCLUSIVE, 691 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:20,653 I CAN NOW ESTABLISH TIME OF DEATH 692 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:25,157 OF THE TRAINER TO BE BETWEEN 11:30 P.M. AND 3:30 A.M. 693 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,559 - WHY IS THIS RELEVANT? 694 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:29,228 - I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU ASKED. 695 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:31,564 I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT 696 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:35,902 THESE PAPERS AS EXHIBIT "A". 697 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,737 - NO EXHIBITS HERE. STOP SAYING THAT. 698 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:39,572 WHAT ARE THEY? 699 00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:42,642 - THOSE ARE EKG READOUTS OF THE BEAR'S VITALS. 700 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,611 - WHAT DO THEY SAY, MR. SPENCER? 701 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:46,078 - I COULDN'T TELL YOU, SIR. 702 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,014 A BUNCH OF SQUIGGLY LINES TO ME. 703 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:51,283 BUT, BUT... 704 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:52,985 I HAVE AN EXPERT WITNESS. 705 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,087 [sliding chair] 706 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,758 I PRESENT GUSJAY GUPTA. 707 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:01,060 - WHAT MAKES HIM AN EXPERT? 708 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:02,729 - I WORK IN THE MEDICAL FIELD. 709 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,030 - YOU'RE A DOCTOR? 710 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,265 - I GO TO GUSJAY FOR ALL MY MEDICAL NEEDS 711 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:07,366 AND PROCEDURES. 712 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,201 HE REMOVED BOTH OF MY APPENDIXES. 713 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:10,670 NOW TELL US 714 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:12,338 WHAT THE RESULTS ARE FROM THE HOURS 715 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,874 OF 11:30 P.M. TO 3:30 A.M. 716 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:15,975 ON THE NIGHT OF THE MURDER. 717 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,644 - IT IS A SLEEPING HEART RATE. 718 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,879 INACTIVE. - WHAT? INACTIVE? 719 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,347 YOU MEAN IT IS NOT THE HEART RATE 720 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,983 OF A MAMMAL MURDERING ITS LIFELONG CARETAKER? 721 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:26,619 - NOT UNLESS THAT MAMMAL WAS SLEEPWALKING, NO. 722 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,655 - WELL, IN THAT CASE, THE DEFENSE RESTS. 723 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,789 WHOO! LITERALLY. 724 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:31,658 I'M EXHAUSTED. 725 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:34,393 SHOULD WE ALL NAP? - LAUREN? 726 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,863 - WELL, MR. SPENCER, 727 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:40,933 I AM INCLINED TO GRANT YOU YOUR STAY OF EXECUTION. 728 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:41,934 LOOK, NOW I'M SAYING IT. 729 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,335 BUT LET'S BE VERY CLEAR. 730 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:46,372 IF YOU DON'T COME UP WITH CONCRETE EVIDENCE 731 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:50,042 OF ANOTHER SUSPECT WITHIN 12 HOURS, I WILL PROCEED 732 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:52,278 WITH THE EUTHANIZATION OF THIS BEAR. 733 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:54,647 - UNDERSTOOD. - SWEET. 734 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,115 - WE DID IT. 735 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:57,684 - SO STRONG. 736 00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:03,656 - SO I COME OVER HERE TO THE EVIDENCE CAGE-- 737 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:06,025 HELLO, FRANKLIN. 738 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:08,027 I TAKE OUT ONE OF THESE. 739 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:11,330 AN E.R.F., EVIDENCE REQUISITION FORM. 740 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:12,665 NOT THE BLUE ONE. THE BEIGE ONE. 741 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,233 THE BLUE ONE'S FOR OUT-OF-STATE-- 742 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:16,102 - I'M SORRY. CUT. - CUT? 743 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,136 YOU CAN'T SAY CUT. THIS IS HAPPENING NOW. 744 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,371 THIS IS REAL LIFE. COME ON. LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 745 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,373 - YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS IS A BIT DRY. 746 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:24,043 - DRY? 747 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:26,278 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE DIRECTING ME NOW. 748 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,247 - DO YOU ALWAYS DISCOUNT A LEAD 749 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,381 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T COME UP WITH IT? 750 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:30,983 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 751 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:32,752 - I MEAN, LOOK AT SHAWN AND GUS. 752 00:27:32,785 --> 00:27:35,421 MAYBE THEIR METHODS ARE ODD, PERHAPS EVEN DISTURBING, 753 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:38,691 BUT THEY'RE NOT ABOUT OBJECTS AND PAPERS. 754 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:41,093 THEY'RE ABOUT PEOPLE AND EMOTIONS. 755 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,829 AND RIGHT NOW THEY ARE AT THE TRAINER'S HOUSE, 756 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,330 PROBABLY SENSING SOMETHING, 757 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,832 AND YOU JUST DISMISS IT. 758 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,935 - HERE YOU GO. 759 00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:54,306 - OKAY. MAYBE THIS IS A LITTLE DRIER 760 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,808 THAN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE, 761 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:58,444 AND MAYBE MY LIFE ISN'T AS EXCITING, 762 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:02,314 BUT I CAN SOLVE THIS CASE. 763 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,383 EVERYTHING I NEED TO DO IT IS RIGHT HERE 764 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:05,417 IN THIS BOX. 765 00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:07,219 - THAT BOX? 766 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:11,123 - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 767 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,259 I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED. 768 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:15,327 I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU. YOU NEED ACTION. 769 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,296 AND YOU NEED MOVEMENT. 770 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:18,464 WATCH THIS. 771 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,366 I TAKE THE BOX, 772 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:21,500 AND I GO BACK TO MY DESK, 773 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,369 WHERE I METICULOUSLY GO THROUGH EVERY PIECE OF EVIDENCE 774 00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:24,971 WE HAVE, EVERY FIBER, 775 00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:26,405 EVERY FINGERPRINT, 776 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,775 EVERY PHOTOGRAPH, EVERYTHING COLLECTED FROM THE TRASH. 777 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:30,276 AND THEN I WILL FIND THE ANSWER. 778 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,477 AND IF I DON'T FIND THE ANSWER, 779 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:35,882 I WILL LOOK AGAIN, BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS IN THE BOX. 780 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,010 GOT IT. 781 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,378 - NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPENS AROUND HERE. 782 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:07,413 NOT ON THIS BLOCK ANYWAY. 783 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:10,349 THERE'S NEVER BEEN A MURDER. 784 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,351 - I HAVE A QUESTION. WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED 785 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:14,320 TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD, WERE YOU HARASSED A LOT 786 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:15,421 ON ACCOUNT OF BEING SO FAMOUS? 787 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:18,190 - WHAT? - OH, YOU'RE NOT SETH ROGEN? 788 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:19,859 - LOOK, I'M SORRY. 789 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,093 DO YOU KNOW OF ANYONE WHO MIGHT HAVE HAD IT OUT FOR HIM? 790 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:22,428 - GOSH, I DIDN'T KNOW HIM ALL THAT WELL. 791 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,430 I DON'T THINK HE HAD ANY ENEMIES. 792 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:27,433 UM, WELL, THIS IS A BIT OF A REACH, 793 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:30,937 BUT DID YOU KNOW HE HAD A FIANCEE? 794 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:32,438 - SURE. WE MET HER AT THE CRIME SCENE. 795 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,941 - YEAH, WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK OUT OF TURN 796 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,409 OR BE UN-NEIGHBORLY, 797 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,811 BUT OUR HOUSES ARE KIND OF CLOSE TOGETHER, 798 00:29:38,845 --> 00:29:40,146 AND I WOULD HEAR THEM ARGUE. 799 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,181 - WELL, WHO DOESN'T ARGUE? - ME. 800 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:43,482 I HAVE A POLICY. 801 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,017 I NEVER GO TO BED ANGRY. 802 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:47,453 - IT GOT HEATED. - HOW HEATED? 803 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,188 - PRETTY HEATED. ESPECIALLY THE NIGHT OF HIS DEATH. 804 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:50,322 THE COPS ASKED ME, 805 00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:51,157 BUT I DIDN'T WANT 806 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:52,424 TO MAKE TROUBLE FOR ANYONE, SO... 807 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,492 - IT'S TIME TO MAKE TROUBLE. 808 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,294 SLOPPY TROUBLE. - I DON'T KNOW. 809 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,964 IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE, UM... 810 00:29:57,997 --> 00:29:59,398 "WHEN ARE YOU GONNA END IT WITH HER? 811 00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:01,200 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS EMBARRASSES ME?" 812 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:02,001 STUFF LIKE THAT. 813 00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:05,437 I-I THINK HE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR. 814 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,306 - DID YOU EVER SEE THE WOMAN COME OUT THE HOUSE 815 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:08,440 OR I.D. A CAR? 816 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,209 - HE LOVED THAT BEAR. 817 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,311 HE DEVOTED HIS WHOLE LIFE TO IT. 818 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:16,248 - LAUREN, I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET SOME B-ROLL. 819 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,250 THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PICTURE 820 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,119 OF THE FIANCEE IN THE TRAINER'S HOUSE. 821 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,854 DON'T YOU FIND THAT A LITTLE BIT ODD? 822 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:23,122 - MM-HMM. - HE WAS DEFINITELY HAVING 823 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,423 AN AFFAIR, BUT THE WOMAN WAS VERY, VERY LARGE 824 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,158 AND VERY, VERY HEAVY. 825 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:27,927 - HE WAS A CHUBBY CHASER? 826 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,495 - WHAT? SERIOUSLY? 827 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:32,098 THE OTHER WOMAN WAS THE POLAR BEAR. 828 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:34,466 - OH. - YEAH, THE FIANCEE WAS JEALOUS 829 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,567 OF THE BEAR. 830 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:38,470 SHE KNEW HE WAS NEVER GONNA GIVE THE BEAR UP FOR HER. 831 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,373 THE NIGHT IT GOT HEATED? 832 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:44,376 WE NEED TO GET TO THAT FIANCEE'S HOUSE. 833 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,347 ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO? 834 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,581 GOOD-BYE, SETH. 835 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:57,323 [buzzing] 836 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,524 - WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THIS HAPPENS? 837 00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:01,493 - WELL, THE GOAL IS TO GET BUZZED IN, RIGHT? 838 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:04,096 SO I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO USE THE PIZZA DELIVERY ROUTINE. 839 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:07,266 GUS HAS HAD MUCH MORE SUCCESS WITH STRIPPER-GRAMS. 840 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,201 HIS STAGE NAME IS ORIGINAL G-STRING, 841 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:12,338 A.K.A. CROWD-PLEAZAH. 842 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,373 YOU'RE UP, STRING. DO YOUR THING. 843 00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:15,374 - WHAT? 844 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:16,542 - COME ON, SMACK IT. 845 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,044 - I'M NOT SMACKING ANYTHING, SHAWN. 846 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:19,411 - WILL YOU FLIP IT? - WILL YOU STOP IT? 847 00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:20,980 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. YOU BETTER-- 848 00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:22,314 YOU BETTER RUB IT DOWN OR SOMETHING. 849 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:24,416 YOU'VE GOT AN AUDIENCE. [door buzzes] 850 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:32,091 - WELL, LULU, THIS IS WHAT WE IN THE BUSINESS 851 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:36,128 LIKE TO CALL A COLLAR. 852 00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:39,331 BEAT YOU TO IT, BOYS. 853 00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:41,300 - [softly] I HAVE TO GO. 854 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:48,274 - I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 855 00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:54,947 - YOU KNOW, A LESSER COP MIGHT HAVE LOOKED 856 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:56,715 AT A SHREDDED SHIRT FOUND IN THE TRASH 857 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,050 AT THE TRAINER'S HOUSE WITH TRACES OF BLOOD ON IT 858 00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,551 AND THOUGHT, "NO BIG DEAL." 859 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,388 THE GUY JUST PROBABLY CUT HIMSELF SHAVING, THREW IT OUT. 860 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,656 BUT I'M NOT YOUR AVERAGE COP. 861 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,425 ARE YOU SNIFFING MY SISTER? 862 00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:11,998 SEE, I LOOKED AT THE LABEL ON THE SHIRT. 863 00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:14,000 SMALL. WASN'T HIS. 864 00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:14,866 IT WAS HERS. 865 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,168 I SENT IT OUT, HAD THE BLOOD ANALYZED, 866 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,669 AND, LO AND BEHOLD, 867 00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:20,406 DIRECT MATCH TO OUR VICTIM'S BLOOD TYPE. 868 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,074 - IMPRESSIVE. 869 00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,075 - SURE IT IS. 870 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:24,977 BUT WHAT'S EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE 871 00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:27,313 IS GETTING A CONFESSION OUT OF HER. 872 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:30,649 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MURDERER CRUMBLE? 873 00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:34,020 - NO, BUT I HAVE SEEN MANY A COOKIE DO THAT VERY THING. 874 00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:36,655 AFTER ALL, IT IS THEIR WAY. 875 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:41,093 - YOU FOUGHT WITH YOUR INTENDED 876 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,095 THE NIGHT OF HIS DEATH, DIDN'T YOU, MS. KRAEMER? 877 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,264 - WE ARGUED, YES. 878 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,265 - I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 879 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,499 I THINK YOU KILLED 880 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:51,003 YOUR FIANCE--FIANCE--FI-- 881 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:53,505 I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 882 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,107 I THINK YOU MURDERED YOUR LOVER. 883 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,508 LOVER? EW. 884 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:57,776 NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. I CAN DO IT BETTER. 885 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,511 JUST START OVER AG-- 886 00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:01,080 LET ME KNOW WHEN I'M OUT OF FRAME, OKAY? 887 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,781 AM I GOOD HERE? 888 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,351 O'HARA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 889 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:08,520 - I'M NOT SURE. 890 00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:11,357 - OKAY, START AGAIN. READY? 891 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:14,660 AND... YOU KILLED THE TRAINER, 892 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,029 THEN YOU DRAGGED HIS BODY INTO THE CAR 893 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:19,398 AND DISPOSED OF IT IN THE POLAR BEAR HABITAT. 894 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,267 THEN YOU HASTILY RETURNED TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME 895 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:22,668 AND DISPOSED OF THAT SHIRT, 896 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:25,304 BUT YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THE TRACES OF BLOOD ON IT, DID YOU? 897 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,307 WELL, I DID. 898 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,042 - WHAT IS HE TRYING TO DO? KISS HER? 899 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,044 - SHE DRAGGED HIM? 900 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,512 - THAT SMALL PERSON DRAGGED SOMEBODY? 901 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:35,081 - NO WAY. 902 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:38,384 QUESTION FROM THE VIEWING ROOM: MISS KRAEMER, 903 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,485 WHAT IS YOUR BLOOD TYPE? 904 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,752 - O NEGATIVE. 905 00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:46,692 - AND WHAT IS THE BLOOD TYPE OF THE VICTIM? 906 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:49,628 - O NEGATIVE. - OH, IS IT? 907 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,232 LASSIE, ISN'T IT POSSIBLE THAT THE BLOOD 908 00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,733 ON MISS KRAEMER'S SHIRT IS HER OWN? 909 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,835 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, SPENCER, I KNOW 910 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,071 WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO-- [tapping] 911 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,773 I AM GONNA SEND THAT SHIRT OUT, 912 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,709 HAVE THE DNA ANALYZED, 913 00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:05,344 AND PROVE THAT IT WAS THE TRAINER'S BLOOD. 914 00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:09,315 - OW! 915 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,683 - YOU'RE MAKING FACES AT ME RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU? 916 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:12,551 - NO NEED FOR THAT. 917 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:14,486 MISS KRAEMER, DO YOU GARDEN BY CHANCE? 918 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,821 - I DO. 919 00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:17,723 ROSES. AT THE HOUSE. 920 00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:19,125 - THAT SOUNDS NICE. 921 00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:20,492 WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO ROLL UP 922 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:23,462 YOUR RIGHT SLEEVE, PLEASE? 923 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:24,663 OOH. LOOK AT THAT. 924 00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:26,765 LASSIE, IF YOU LINE UP THE SLEEVE 925 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,135 WITH MISS KRAEMER'S ARM, I THINK YOU WILL FIND 926 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:30,736 THAT THE BLOOD SPOTS MATCH PERFECTLY. 927 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:36,808 - CRAP. - IT'S OKAY, LASSIE. 928 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,710 I'VE GOT YOUR BOX OF TOYS IN HERE. 929 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:40,779 YOU CAN TRY AGAIN. 930 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,281 MAYBE YOU WANT TO PIN THE MURDER ON THIS STAPLER HERE. 931 00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:44,816 - CAN YOU JUST STOP, YOU KNOW? 932 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:48,787 - NOW, LAUREN, PLEASE REMEMBER, 933 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,856 IF ANYONE EVER MAKES A MOVIE 934 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:52,391 OUT OF YOUR DOCUMENTARY, 935 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:55,427 I WOULD LIKE TO BE PLAYED BY CILLIAN MURPHY, 936 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:58,164 BECAUSE IT'S UNEXPECTED. IT'S ODD. 937 00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:00,132 PEOPLE WILL TALK. 938 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:03,502 OBVIOUSLY, STONEY JACKSON WILL PLAY GUS. 939 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,305 FYVUSH FINKEL WILL PLAY MY FATHER. 940 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:07,839 NOW HE'S PROBABLY GONNA WANT TO DO A LISP, 941 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:10,576 BUT... THAT ACTUALLY FEELS RIGHT TO ME. 942 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,478 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 943 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,813 - I AM ERASING ALL THE FOOTAGE OF MY BROTHER 944 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:15,914 IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM. 945 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,916 IT'S JUST EMBARRASSING. - WHAT? 946 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,685 NO. 947 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:23,489 OH, LOOK HOW ADORABLE LASSIE IS AT THAT SIZE. 948 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,757 - HE'S TINY. - I JUST WANT TO PICK HIM UP. 949 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:27,759 JUST PICK HIM UP AND PUT HIM IN MY BREAST POCKET. 950 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:28,827 - LASSIE ON YOUR BREAST. 951 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,363 - RIGHT ON MY BREAST. JUST KEEP HIM RIGHT HERE. 952 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:33,732 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE. 953 00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:36,268 THIS IS NOT THE CARLTON THAT I KNOW. 954 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,803 EVER SINCE I WAS A KID, 955 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:39,371 I ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO HIM. 956 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:41,607 HE WAS LIKE THIS MYTHICAL FIGURE, 957 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,876 BUT WATCHING HIM THROUGH MY LENS 958 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:46,312 AND SEEING YOU GUYS ONE-UP HIM, 959 00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:49,381 I REALIZED HE ISN'T MYTHICAL AT ALL, IS HE? 960 00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:52,818 HE'S JUST FOOLISH. 961 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:56,755 - WELL, I MEAN, HE'S NOT--HE'S NOT ALWAYS... 962 00:35:58,324 --> 00:35:59,725 WHOA, WHOA, STOP RIGHT THERE, LAUREN. 963 00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:06,698 WILL YOU EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND? 964 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:07,866 GUS, COME WITH ME. 965 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:10,769 - I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND. - NO, NO, I NEED YOU NOW. 966 00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:12,003 - I SAID I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND. 967 00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:14,273 - I JUST HAD A BREAKTHROUGH. - JUST GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES. 968 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:15,441 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 969 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:18,244 [overlapping arguing] 970 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,280 - I DON'T CARE. 971 00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:37,629 - JUST WHAT I THOUGHT. 972 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:42,334 - THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE FOR ME. 973 00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:43,902 YOU'RE VERY KIND. 974 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:46,772 - OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 975 00:36:57,416 --> 00:37:00,819 - WOW. I FEEL BETTER ALREADY. 976 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:04,590 - THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 977 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:06,792 - YOU'RE--YOU'RE A GREAT GUY. 978 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:07,859 - THANK YOU. 979 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,862 - ARE YOU DATING ANYONE? 980 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,999 - [yelps] 981 00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:15,634 - LAUREN, GOOD NEWS! 982 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,669 I JUST HAD A MAJOR PSYCHIC VIBE. 983 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,305 GATHER EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOUR BROTHER. 984 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:21,407 WE'RE GOING TO THE TRAINER'S HOUSE. 985 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,842 - OKAY. 986 00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:26,878 - I'M GETTING SOMETHING VERY STRONG. 987 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:28,747 RIGHT HERE. 988 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:31,317 YES. 989 00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:32,418 RIGHT IN HERE. 990 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,586 RIGHT ALONG HERE. 991 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:37,623 THIS FENCE... 992 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:38,724 WAS MOVED. 993 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,759 I'M ALSO GETTING JUDY SHEINDLIN. 994 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:45,397 IT WAS A CASE, SMALL, AND THEN... 995 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,399 EVERYTHING GETS FUZZY. 996 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:50,402 CASE, JUDGE JUDY, 997 00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:52,371 I'M SORRY, LINE. LINE, PLEASE. 998 00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:53,505 - WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH HIM? 999 00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:54,873 - IT'S HARD TO REMEMBER YOUR LINES. 1000 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:55,907 - NOBODY HAS ANY LINES. 1001 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:59,678 - WHAT, NOBODY'S ON BOOK? LAUREN? 1002 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,847 I'M SORRY, YOU GUYS. THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME. 1003 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,749 I SWEAR. 1004 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:04,783 ALL RIGHT, FENCE, 1005 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:06,452 WHAT DO WE KNOW? FENCE, CASE. 1006 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:10,722 THERE WAS A CASE. THE FENCE WAS PART OF THE CASE. 1007 00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:12,391 NO ONE REMEMBERS THIS? - HOLY CRAP. 1008 00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:13,992 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED HERE. 1009 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:15,361 I SOLVED IT. - YOU DID? 1010 00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:16,828 - YEAH, IT'S ALL IN THE EVIDENCE. 1011 00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:17,996 I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, SPENCER. 1012 00:38:18,029 --> 00:38:19,698 - THANKS, LASSIE. I DON'T-- 1013 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,767 - THANK YOU, BUDDY. 1014 00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:26,004 READY? 1015 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:28,840 [sniffs, then clears throat] 1016 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:30,776 SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT ANIMALS-- 1017 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:33,612 THEY'RE FILTHY, THEY'RE INFERIOR TO MAN-- 1018 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:36,748 BUT THE ONE THING THEY HAVE OVER THE HUMAN SPECIES-- 1019 00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:38,984 ANIMALS ARE NOT PETTY. 1020 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:40,686 HUMANS, ON THE OTHER HAND, 1021 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,821 WELL, WE JUST CAN'T HELP OURSELVES. 1022 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:46,758 THIS WHOLE CASE CAME DOWN TO A GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED DISPUTE 1023 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:49,094 BETWEEN TWO NEIGHBORS. 1024 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:51,363 A SMALL CLAIMS CASE WAS FILED AGAINST JASPER ZANE 1025 00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:53,432 BY YOU, RITCH RENAUD. 1026 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:54,800 PSST. 1027 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:55,634 IT WAS THE TOP DOCUMENT 1028 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,370 IN MY NEATLY-STACKED BOX OF EVIDENCE. 1029 00:38:58,404 --> 00:38:59,304 MUST HAVE PUT IT THERE SUBCONSCIOUSLY. 1030 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,907 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED HERE, RITCH. 1031 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:04,142 YOU SUED YOUR NEIGHBOR OVER YOUR PROPERTY LINE, 1032 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:08,013 DIVIDED BY THIS FENCE, WHICH USED TO BE HERE 1033 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,915 AND YOU MOVED HERE. 1034 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:11,850 YOU MURDERED YOUR NEIGHBOR 1035 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,719 OVER TWO FEET. 1036 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:14,853 YOU'RE AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER. 1037 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:16,154 - LIKE BELUSHI AND AYKROYD. 1038 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,789 - YES, IN TRADING PLACES. 1039 00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:19,825 - NEIGHBORS. - I GAVE IT A SHOT. 1040 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,393 - KNOW THE FEELING. 1041 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:22,828 - YOU ARGUED THAT NIGHT, DIDN'T YOU? 1042 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:23,929 THINGS GOT HEATED, OUT OF CONTROL. 1043 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,997 YOU CHOKED HIM. 1044 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:32,170 - WITH YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS. 1045 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,705 - UNNECESSARY DETAIL. 1046 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:34,840 YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HIM. 1047 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:35,907 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 1048 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:37,443 BUT SUDDENLY YOU HAD TO COVER IT UP. 1049 00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:39,411 SO YOU DROVE HIS BODY TO THE ZOO, 1050 00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:42,080 YOU DUMPED IT IN THE PIT, 1051 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:44,115 AND YOU TRIED TO PIN IT ON THE POLAR BEAR. 1052 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:47,853 YOU, SIR, DISGUST ME. 1053 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,588 AND YOU'RE THE WORST NEIGHBOR IN AMERICA. 1054 00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:52,824 DETECTIVE O'HARA, 1055 00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:54,092 WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE HONORS? 1056 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,795 - OKAY. 1057 00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:00,932 OH. 1058 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:02,834 - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, FORGET IT. 1059 00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:08,707 - VERY IMPRESSIVE, DETECTIVE LASSITER. 1060 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,809 - PLEASE. CALL ME CARLTON. 1061 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:15,814 - I WILL. I WAS JUST DOING A BIT. 1062 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:21,487 - I KNOW WHAT A BIT IS. 1063 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,822 - LASSIE, 1064 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:24,823 THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, MAN. 1065 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:26,858 - OH, HEY, NO WORRIES. 1066 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:29,495 YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THERE EVENTUALLY. 1067 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:30,996 AND I WANT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR REALIZING 1068 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,698 IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SOLVING CRIMES. 1069 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:36,167 I MEAN, THESE KIND OF SPEECHES, THEY REQUIRE A CERTAIN SORT 1070 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:37,636 OF DELIVERY AND GRAVITAS 1071 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:39,705 THAT YOU MAY JUST NOT BE CAPABLE OF. 1072 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:42,741 THIS IS FOR A MOVIE, AFTER ALL. 1073 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,082 - HE DID GOOD, DIDN'T HE? - HE DID OKAY. 1074 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:54,886 - OH, COME ON, HE'S GOT HIS OWN CERTAIN KIND OF CHARM. 1075 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,788 - NO, HE REALLY DOESN'T. 1076 00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:57,756 - I THINK HE FOUND SOMETHING OUT THERE. 1077 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,190 - I DIDN'T SEE IT. 1078 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:00,492 - THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY LOOKING 1079 00:41:00,526 --> 00:41:02,093 AT HIS SISTER. - YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. 1080 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:03,161 WHAT? 1081 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:09,768 - YOU KNOW WHAT, UM, MAYBE IF YOU JUST DON'T TELL ME 1082 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,937 THAT THE CAMERA'S ON, 1083 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,573 THEN MAYBE WE CAN DO THIS. 1084 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:16,675 - HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN FRIENDS? 1085 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:17,976 - WOW. - FOREVER. 1086 00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:19,244 SINCE WE WERE BABIES. 1087 00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,680 - WHEN WE WERE NOT? - WE POOPED TOGETHER. 1088 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:23,114 - WELL... - NEXT TO EACH OTHER. 1089 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:26,552 - SHAWN WILL GO BALD. IT'S GENETICS. 1090 00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:27,953 HE DOESN'T REALIZE IT NOW, 1091 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,188 BUT IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 1092 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:31,957 I JUST PRAY THAT I'M ALIVE TO SEE IT. 1093 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,159 - IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S A VULCAN-- 1094 00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:36,161 WE CAN FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES. 1095 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:37,696 - RIGHT. - FOR EXAMPLE, 1096 00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:39,164 AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE HERE, 1097 00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:42,568 WE'RE GONNA JUMP IN THE BLUEBERRY AND... 1098 00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:45,571 - HOW COULD YOU SAY I DIDN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO YOU AS A KID? 1099 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:47,606 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1100 00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:49,240 WHAT OTHER HIGH SCHOOL BOY WOULD STAY UP 1101 00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:50,609 READING TO THEIR LITTLE SISTER? 1102 00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:53,645 - UH, YOU READ ME MY MIRANDA RIGHTS. 1103 00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:54,713 - I SET IT UP. 1104 00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:56,214 AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE HERE, WE'RE GONNA JUMP... 1105 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:57,215 - THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE OFF? 1106 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:58,283 - SCRATCH THIS. FORGET THAT. 1107 00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,752 - IT'S OFF? 1108 00:42:00,786 --> 00:42:03,622 IT'S ON, ISN'T IT? 1109 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,223 I CAN SEE THE RED LIGHT. IT'S ON. 1110 00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:07,759 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE GUS AND I WILL BE IN 50 YEARS. 1111 00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:12,163 BUT... MAYBE IN SPACE. 1112 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:15,233 IF MAN EVER FIGURES OUT HOW TO TRAVEL THAT FAR. 1113 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,769 - MAN DOES TRAVEL IN SPACE. 1114 00:42:17,803 --> 00:42:20,606 - [laughs] HE'S A SWEET KID. 1115 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:21,740 I THINK I'LL KEEP HIM. 1116 00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:24,610 - [roars]