1 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:16,384 - WHAT'S YOUR POISON? - HUMANITY. 2 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:17,651 - BAD DAY IN THE UNIVERSE, HUH? 3 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:20,421 - EH. THEY ALL SORT OF RUN TOGETHER. 4 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,656 UNLESS A CORPSE RESURFACES IN A BOGGY CREEK 5 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,458 OR I LIQUIDATE SOME NUT LOVING RODENTIA. 6 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,163 OH! JACK DANIELS, ROCKS. 7 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,571 - I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING. 8 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:46,114 I HOPE YOU WEREN'T SAVING THIS STOOL FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. 9 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,282 - DO I KNOW YOU? 10 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:49,783 OR DO YOU THINK I'M SOMEONE ELSE? 11 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:51,319 - TO THE NIGHT. 12 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,425 SO WHAT'S YOUR STORY, CARLTON? 13 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:58,826 - HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 14 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,461 - I ASKED YOU FIRST. 15 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,062 - ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE? 16 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:07,301 - IS THAT THE VIBE I'M GIVING OFF? 17 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:11,805 I'M SORRY, NO. I'M JUST... I DON'T KNOW, JUST A LITTLE... 18 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,707 - LONELY? 19 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,510 - YEAH, MAYBE. JUST A LITTLE BIT. 20 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,347 SO YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF OR NOT? 21 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,514 - YEP. 22 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,452 WELL, YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NAME. 23 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:28,389 I COME HERE TO UNWIND, 'CAUSE MY JOB CAN BE INTENSE. 24 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,124 I OFTEN DREAM I'M CLINT EASTWOOD. 25 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,559 - EVEN IN BLOODWORK? 26 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,494 - MOSTLY HEARTBREAK RIDGE. 27 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,496 - PLEASE CONTINUE. 28 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,198 - I AM SOMEWHAT RECENTLY DIVORCED, 29 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,866 I BELIEVE THERE IS LITTLE TO NO ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION 30 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,601 WHEN IT COMES TO THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, 31 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:43,137 AND I HAVE AN UNUSUALLY HIGH THRESHOLD FOR PAIN. 32 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:45,439 THAT IS A FAIRLY UNUSUAL NECKLACE 33 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:48,376 AND IT SHOWS OFF YOUR CLAVICLE QUITE WELL. 34 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,711 - FOR ALL ETERNITY 35 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:53,447 - YOUR TURN. 36 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:57,851 - OKAY. I'M ABOUT AS SINGLE AS THEY COME, 37 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,621 AND I REALLY LIKE A MAN WITH HAIR ON HIS CHEST. 38 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:04,892 AND AS FOR CLINT, I REALLY THINK IT'S UNFORGIVEN. 39 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:07,628 YOUR EYES ARE SWIMMABLE. 40 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,397 WHY IS YOUR JOB SO INTENSE? 41 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,832 - HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? 42 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:15,403 - WHY DON'T YOU HOLD THAT THOUGHT WHILE I GO FRESHEN UP? 43 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,271 WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE WHISKEY. 44 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,849 - MAYBE SHE'S ON THE PHONE. YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? 45 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,284 - MAYBE SHE'S WITH A GUY. 46 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,525 - HEY! YOU BLIND, FLAT STANLEY? 47 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,760 - GET. 48 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,473 - YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 49 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,602 [screaming] 50 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,613 - LISTEN, JULES, JUST DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP. 51 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,681 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE EXPECTED TO CONTROL 52 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,383 WHETHER OR NOT GUS AND I, 53 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,451 SURREPTITIOUSLY FOLLOW YOU AFTER YOU GET 54 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,052 A CALL DURING BREAKFAST. 55 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,687 - BUT, I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO FOLLOW. 56 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:14,788 - SHE SAID FARROW. 57 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:15,889 - FARROW IS NOT A WORD. 58 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,558 I SAID FOLLOW, HE KNOWS I SAID FOLLOW. 59 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,361 - I WASN'T THERE BUT, FARROW IS MOST DEFINITELY A WORD. 60 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,429 - THANK YOU. 61 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,364 - IT MEANS TO BIRTH A CALF OR A LITTER OF PIGS. 62 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,766 - OKAY, FINE. WHY WOULD I TELL SHAWN NOT TO BIRTH 63 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,735 A CALF OR A LITTER OF PIGS? 64 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:28,902 - I DON'T KNOW. 65 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,037 - WHAT DO YOU GOT? 66 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,572 - MALE, EARLY 30S. 67 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,040 NOW CSI IS ON THEIR WAY, BUT I'D SAY-- 68 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,675 - THE GIRL, MCNAB. 69 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,710 WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THE GIRL I MET LAST NIGHT? 70 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,547 - OH. I MIGHT NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE TO GO ON, SIR. 71 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,549 - WHAT DO YOU NEED? WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? 72 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,517 I TOLD YOU SHE'S BLONDE 73 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,386 AND PALE AND PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT. 74 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,755 SO, GET ME A NAME AND GET ME AN ADDRESS, 75 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,358 AND GET ME SOME ASPIRIN. 76 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,326 PLEASE TELL ME WHY THEY'RE AT MY CRIME SCENE? 77 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,994 - LASSIE, IT'S NOT JULES' FAULT. 78 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,228 SHE TOLD ME NOT TO FOLLOW HER, 79 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:59,099 I THOUGHT SHE WAS TELLING ME NOT TO BE PREGNANT WITH SWINE. 80 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,402 - GO. 81 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,636 - ARE YOU OKAY? 82 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,438 I HAVEN'T BEAT YOU TO A CALL IN SIX YEARS. 83 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,673 - OF COURSE I'M OKAY. 84 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,108 WHY WOULDN'T I BE OKAY? I HAD TO STOP FOR GAS. 85 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,110 ALL RIGHT, 86 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,779 LET'S SEE IF WE GOT A WALLET? 87 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,083 NAME OF THE DECEASED IS HAMILTON DEANE, 88 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:20,354 LIVES DOWNTOWN, ABOUT A HUNDRED BUCKS IN CASH, 89 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,055 CREDIT CARDS, AAA. I'M GOING TO ROLL HIM. 90 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,461 THIS ABRASION ON HIS NECK? 91 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,398 - THAT DUDE IS AWFULLY PALE 92 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,433 ABNORMALLY PALE. 93 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:33,901 ESPECIALLY SINCE HE'S ONLY BEEN DEAD FOR-- 94 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,703 - CHECK THE NECK. CHECK THE WRISTS. 95 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:36,937 - WHAT'S THIS? 96 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:40,107 LOOKS LIKE OUR KILLER MIGHT HAVE LEFT US A LITTLE PRESENT. 97 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,742 - WHAT A SHAME. 98 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,646 - THAT IS A VERY USUAL NECKLACE 99 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,748 AND IT SHOWS OFF YOUR CLAVICLE QUITE WELL. 100 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:50,150 - FOR ALL ETERNITY. 101 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,052 - GUS, NO BLOOD, PUNCTURE MARKS. 102 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,021 - ABNORMALLY PALE! WHAT?! DO IT. 103 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,088 - OKAY. - DO IT. 104 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,457 - OKAY. 105 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,558 - BETTER YET, LET ME DO IT. I'LL DO IT. 106 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:58,792 - SETTLE DOWN. YOU'RE NOT DOING IT. 107 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,461 I WISH I HAD A BIGGER AUDIENCE. 108 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,595 - DO IT. 109 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,063 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 110 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,466 I MUST ASK YOU TO BRACE YOURSELVES. 111 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:08,068 WHAT I'M ABOUT TO EXPUNGE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. 112 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:11,138 IT IS BOLD WITH A ZESTY, SALTY FINISH. 113 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:14,041 WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST HERE IS NO MERE MORTAL. 114 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:18,879 I'M AFRAID THIS VERY WELL MAYBE THE WORK OF A VAMPIRE. 115 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,715 - SOOKIE...IS MINE!! 116 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,491 - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING PARTNER? 117 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,593 - ACTUALLY I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH SPENCER ON THIS ONE. 118 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:39,166 [indie rock music] 119 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:42,836 - * I KNOW YOU KNOW, THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 120 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:46,039 * I KNOW YOU KNOW, THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 121 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,176 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION, LEARN HOW TO BEND * 122 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:53,514 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 123 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,627 - YOU KNOW YOU WEREN'T NEARLY THIS PUMPED 124 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,928 WHEN YOU THOUGHT WE WERE CHASING A WEREWOLF. 125 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,763 - I'M NOT TRYING TO GET DEVOURED BY A HAIRY, 126 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,466 FAMISHED BEAST, SHAWN, BUT I WILL WHIP ME SOME LITHE, 127 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,801 WISPY VAMPIRE ASS. 128 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,203 - ALL RIGHT, AND YOU WREAK OF GARLIC. 129 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,171 YOU LOOK LIKE OMAR EPPS FROM DRACULA 2000. 130 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,107 - I'LL TAKE IT. 131 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,509 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S ODD 132 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,110 THAT LASSIE JUMPED ON OUR VAMPIRE WAGON? 133 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,078 - YOU KNOW I HAVE LONG SINCE DREAMT OF LASSIE 134 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,080 JUMPING ONBOARD WITH ONE OF MY NUTTY THEORIES, 135 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,115 BUT NOW THAT HE'S ACTUALLY DONE IT, 136 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,850 I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO COOL, 137 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,118 IT DOES FEEL ODD. 138 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,586 - IT'S LIKE THE ROADRUNNER STOPPING AND SAYING, 139 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,687 "YOU KNOW WHAT, WILE E.? 140 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:34,622 YOU'VE EARNED THIS. BLOW ME UP. " 141 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:37,057 - YOU SAYING THE COYOTE HAS A FIRST NAME? 142 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,191 - YEAH. 143 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,527 - IT'S NOT, O-S-C-A-R? 144 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,994 - THAT'S BOLOGNA. - YOU'RE BOLOGNA 145 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,530 - NECRO BUTCHER! 146 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,965 - RYAN PHILLIPE! 147 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,934 - WE'RE TRYING OUT PET NAMES. YOURS IS BOLOGNA. 148 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,702 - CAN WE GET STARTED PLEASE? 149 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:52,139 - OF COURSE. FOR YOU, MY LADY. 150 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,608 - AW, WHAT IS IT? - SMALL INTESTINE OF A RAM. 151 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,612 - CAUSE OF DEATH? 152 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,548 - PULMONARY FAILURE OR SEVERE BLOOD LOSS. 153 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,215 WHICHEVER CAME FIRST. - HOW SEVERE? 154 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,316 - HIS TANK'S JUST ABOUT ON EMPTY. 155 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:06,620 A BIT OF TRIVIA, THE HUMAN BODY WHEN DRAINED OF MOST 156 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:09,022 ITS BLOOD WILL OFTEN TIMES STOP WORKING. 157 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:11,291 NOTE THE PUNCTURE WOUNDS ON THE NECK THERE 158 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,861 AND ON THE WRISTS HERE AND HERE. 159 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,896 - WOODY, IN YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINION, 160 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,130 IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THIS POOR MAN 161 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,567 WAS THE VICTIM OF A VAMPIRE ATTACK? 162 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,969 - DON'T DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE. 163 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,537 - WASN'T PLANNING ON IT. 164 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,238 - IS IT POSSIBLE? - MOST LIKELY, YES. 165 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,574 - WOODY?! - IT'S A GIVEN REALLY. 166 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:27,975 - ALL RIGHT PEOPLE. THAT'S ENOUGH. 167 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,810 I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS WE'RE AFTER A VAMPIRE 168 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,745 WHO'S OUT THERE DOING STUFF THAT VAMPIRES DO. 169 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,113 SO, GET ON THIS AND FIND ME A LEAD. 170 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,548 - CARLTON, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? 171 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,584 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 172 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,952 - I HAVE A PERSONAL MATTER TO ATTEND TO, I'LL CATCH UP. 173 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,854 - SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE PERSONAL MATTERS? 174 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:46,026 OKAY, MY PARTNER HAS GONE OFF THE RESERVATION. 175 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,961 I HOPE THAT YOU ARE ALL VERY HAPPY. 176 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,631 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO CATCH A MURDERER 177 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:54,602 AND I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT HE OR SHE IS HUMAN. 178 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,704 - WELL, THERE GOES MY NIGHT. 179 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,981 - THIS NECKLACE LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU? 180 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,117 - HEY, WE USED TO SELL THIS PIECE. 181 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,885 - HEY, NO KIDDING? 182 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,621 I'M GONNA NEED A RECORD OF EVERYONE 183 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:14,922 WHO'S PURCHASED THIS THING IN THE LAST OH, 184 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,590 I DON'T KNOW, LET'S JUST SAY EVER. 185 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:19,893 - OH, MAN, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. - COME AGAIN? 186 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,962 - WELL IT'S JUST THIS PIECE, WE ONLY HAD A FEW OF THEM, 187 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,096 AND IT WAS YEARS AGO. 188 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,364 - HOW MANY YEARS AGO? 189 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,866 - THREE OR FOUR MAYBE. 190 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,701 WE DON'T REALLY KEEP RECORDS OF THAT KINDA STUFF. 191 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:32,840 I MEAN, LOOK AROUND. WE'RE NOT ZALES OR JARED'S. 192 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,776 - OKAY, I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT YOU WOULD REMEMBER 193 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,711 WHO MADE THESE PURCHASES WOULD YOU? 194 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,579 - DUDES. CHICKS. 195 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,884 NO, NO, NOT REALLY, NO. 196 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,318 - JUST FORGET IT. 197 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,755 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN A PLACE CALLED BLING CROSBY 198 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,790 WOULD BE A DEAD END. I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. 199 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,059 - SORRY, MAN. 200 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,894 THAT'S A KILLER WATCH YOU HAVE THOUGH. 201 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,196 YOU WANT TO SELL IT FOR WAY LESS THAN IT'S WORTH? 202 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:59,700 - THIS OLD THING JUST KEEPS ON TICKING LIKE THE HEART 203 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:03,336 OF A WOUNDED ELEPHANT JUST GRIZZLED AND... 204 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:06,640 - WHY DON'T YOU HOLD THAT THOUGHT WHILE I GO FRESHEN UP? 205 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,381 - I'LL BE DAMNED. 206 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,653 - THIS IS NOT FUNNY SHAWN. 207 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,755 I'M THE ONLY SANE PERSON WORKING THIS CASE 208 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,857 AND THAT MAKES MY TIME EVEN MORE VALUABLE. 209 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,058 DO YOU KNOW HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK 210 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,694 ME TO FIND THIS RIDICULOUS PLACE? 211 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,697 IT DOESN'T HAVE AN ADDRESS. 212 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,264 HELLO, SHAWN. 213 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,272 - "I CAN'T HELP BEING A GORGEOUS FIEND. 214 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,209 IT'S JUST THE CARD I DREW." 215 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,912 - WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING? 216 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,683 - WE'RE ON THEIR TURF JULIET. 217 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:52,152 WE HAVE TO WALK THE WALK OF A TRUE NIGHT STALKER. 218 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,954 - NIGHT STALKER? - HE'S RIGHT. LOOK AROUND, 219 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,256 YOU'RE THE FISH OUT OF WATER HERE. 220 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,025 - BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL PRETENDING TO BE DEAD, SHAWN. 221 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,828 - WELL, PERHAPS IT IS US WHO PRETEND TO BE ALIVE. 222 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:06,867 - GREETINGS BROTHER. THREE VIRGIN SLOW GIN FIZZES. 223 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,802 - MAKE 'EM BLOODY MARYS 224 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,171 AND WHATEVER SNACK MIX YOU CAN WHIP UP OVER THERE. 225 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,477 - I WILL GLADLY SERVE THE TWO OF YOU, 226 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:21,414 HOWEVER THE HUMAN IS NOT GOING TO GET A DRINK FROM ME. 227 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,384 YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CARDINAL LAW BY ALLOWING 228 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,987 A DAY WALKER TO ENTER OUR REALM. 229 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,789 - OKAY, THAT'S IT. 230 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,959 DETECTIVE O'HARA, SBPD. LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. 231 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,962 - WHOA! HEY, OKAY, SLOW IT DOWN THERE, CAGNEY. 232 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,064 JUST A REGULAR GUY HERE, OKAY, 233 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,398 TRYING TO MAKE A DOLLAR, THAT'S IT. 234 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,100 I PLAY UP THIS WHOLE CHARACTER THING 235 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,836 TO GET SOME MONEY OUT OF THESE FREAKS. 236 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:43,837 - CHARLATAN! 237 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,373 - WHO'S TALKING? COUNT CHOCULA OVER HERE, PLEASE. 238 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,909 - COUNT CHOCULA? YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND! 239 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,143 - WHAT DID I TELL YOU, 240 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,411 NO ONE REMEMBERS BLACULA 241 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,046 EXCEPT FOR US AND QUENTIN TARANTINO. 242 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:56,383 LOOK, WE'RE JUST WONDERING IF-- 243 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,819 IF YOU THINK ANY OF YOUR CUSTOMERS HERE ARE DANGEROUS 244 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:02,522 OR CAPABLE OF ATTACKING SOMEONE AND 245 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,857 SUCKING ALL OF THEIR BLOOD OUT? 246 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,158 - YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 247 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,194 DUDE, THIS IS SANTA BARBARA OKAY. 248 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,230 ALL THE PEOPLE HERE ARE LIKE FASHIONISTAS AND SLAM POETS. 249 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,498 - I'M LEAVING NOW. 250 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,167 - OH, WAIT! I DO HAVE ONE LITTLE PIECE OF INFO 251 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,069 YOU MIGHT FIND INTERESTING. 252 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,205 I GOT A CALL LAST WEEK, I BELIEVE ON WEDNESDAY, 253 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,273 AND IT WAS A CUSTOMER WHO WAS ASKING 254 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:25,045 IF I WOULD SELL THEM A PINT OF REAL BLOOD. WEIRD. 255 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,914 - DID YOU RECOGNIZE THE VOICE? 256 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,348 - NO, CAN'T SAY I DID. 257 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,883 - YOU REMEMBER WHEN THEY CALLED? 258 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,785 - YES, AS A MATTER FACT, IT WAS AT 1:30. 259 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,486 IT WAS EXACTLY 1:30 ON WEDNESDAY, 260 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,222 BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING OPRAH 261 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,356 AND IT WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF-- 262 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,557 WHAT'S THAT THIS GUY, NATE... 263 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,892 - BERKUS. 264 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,260 - BERKUS! LOVE THAT GUY! 265 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:44,164 HE WAS REFURBISHING A CHIPPENDALE, AMAZING STUFF. 266 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,265 - CALLER ID. 267 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,834 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE HONORS? 268 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,268 - WE'RE GONNA NEED TO SEE THAT PHONE. 269 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,270 - MARLOWE VICCELLIO. 270 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,839 - HOW DID YOU FIND ME? 271 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,249 - IS SOMETHING WRONG? 272 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,552 - YOU DON'T LIVE ALONE. 273 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,254 - NO, IT'S ME AND THREE GUYS. 274 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,422 - HAVE YOU EVER DATED, THOUGHT ABOUT DATING 275 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,556 OR HAVE ANY CASUAL RELATIONS 276 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,925 WITH THESE FREELOADING PARASITES? 277 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,028 - NO. IS THIS AN INTERROGATION? 278 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,430 - BELIEVE ME, I WISH IT WEREN'T. 279 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,099 WHERE'S THE NECKLACE? 280 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,466 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 281 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,036 - "FOR ALL ETERNITY." THE NECKLACE. 282 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,906 - WELL, I DIDN'T SLEEP IN IT. 283 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,640 - SHOW IT TO ME. 284 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,410 - OKAY, FOLLOW ME. 285 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,988 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALREADY IN MY BEDROOM. 286 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:24,064 YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, DETECTIVE? 287 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,498 - OKAY, ONE MORE THING AND I PROMISE 288 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,334 WE'LL BE ABLE TO LAUGH ABOUT THIS. 289 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,501 I NEED TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED 290 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,870 AFTER YOU LEFT LAST NIGHT. 291 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,506 - I WENT OUT THE BATHROOM WINDOW 292 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,176 AND I RAN ACROSS THE STREET AND I SAT IN MY CAR 293 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,947 AND I WATCHED YOU WAIT FOR ME. 294 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,384 YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE BARTENDER 295 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,553 AND THEN YOU FINISHED YOUR DRINK 296 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,389 AND YOU WENT TO BACK AND EVENTUALLY YOU WENT OUTSIDE 297 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:53,526 AND EXCHANGED HEATED WORDS WITH A HOMELESS MAN. 298 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,495 YOU LOOKED REALLY SAD. 299 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,498 I JUST LET YOU WALK AWAY. 300 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,103 - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 301 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,539 - I JUST-- IT'S BEEN TOUGH FOR ME LATELY. 302 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:11,378 I JUST HAVEN'T HAD MUCH LUCK. I FELT SOMETHING. 303 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,445 - SO DID I. 304 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,516 THE ONLY THING IT COMPARES TO IS THE RUSH OF JUBILATION 305 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,585 I FELT WHEN I HEARD CHUCK NORRIS SPEAK AT AN N.R.A. 306 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,388 CONVENTION IN ABERDEEN. 307 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,524 I WAS THIRTEEN. 308 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,526 - I JUST GOT SCARED. 309 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,496 I'M SORRY. 310 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,201 [loud knocking] 311 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,304 - MARLOWE VICCELLIO! THIS IS THE POLICE! 312 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,639 [crash] 313 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:44,244 HOLD ON, GUYS. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING YET. 314 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,546 CARLTON, WHAT'S GONG ON HERE? 315 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,157 - CARLTON, WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE? 316 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,626 - I SUPPOSE I DO OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION, PARTNER. 317 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,228 I OWE YOU TWO NOTHING AND YOU LOOK LIKE 318 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,696 A COUPLE OF ASS HATS IN THOSE RIDICULOUS COSTUMES. 319 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,699 - I'M DANGEROUS IN A SEXY WAY. 320 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,201 - MORE LIKE A GAY WAY. 321 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,003 - WELL, I'M STRAIGHT-UP ICONIC. 322 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,638 - I WOULDN'T CALL COUNT CHOCULA AN ICON. 323 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,340 - I'M BLACULA! 324 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,142 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE UNDER ARREST YOU SUCCUBUS. 325 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,343 - HOLD ON. 326 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,311 THERE'S IS NO WAY SHE COULD HAVE COMMITTED THIS MURDER, 327 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,513 SHE HAS AN AIRTIGHT ALIBI. 328 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,216 - CARLTON, SOMEBODY CALLED A VAMPIRE BAR 329 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,484 ASKING TO BUY A LOT OF BLOOD. 330 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,652 WE TRACED THE CALL, 331 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,254 AND IT CAME FROM INSIDE THIS HOUSE. 332 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,688 CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT? 333 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,091 - SURE. I HAVE THREE ROOMMATES 334 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,459 AND THEY'RE A QUIRKY GROUP OF GUYS, 335 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,394 SO I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST ANY OF THEM 336 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,795 TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 337 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,031 - YOU LIVE WITH TWO DUDE AND MARIO LOPEZ. 338 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,766 - OH, BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE CARNAL KNOWLEDGE OF ANY OF THEM. 339 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,401 - WHAT'S THIS AIRTIGHT ALIBI? 340 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,237 - GO AHEAD. YOU CAN TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 341 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,240 - I WAS WITH CARLTON IN A BAR 342 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,776 AND SNUCK AWAY TO MY CAR TO WATCH HIM, 343 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,246 BECAUSE I WAS NERVOUS ABOUT THE LEVEL OF ATTRACTION 344 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:57,784 I IMMEDIATELY FELT FOR HIM BOTH EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY. 345 00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,320 - NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S THE ALIBI? 346 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,090 - SHE RECOUNTED MY EVERY MOVE AS I SAT STOIC AT THE BAR. 347 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,125 THERE IS NO WAY SHE COULD HAVE BEEN IN TWO PLACES AT ONE TIME. 348 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,759 - YOU REALIZE BY CORROBORATING HER STORY? 349 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:10,097 - YES, O'HARA. IT MEANS I'M HER ALIBI. 350 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,665 AND NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DON'T BELIEVE IN VAMPIRES. 351 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,367 - YOU WILL WHEN SHE BITES YOU. 352 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:19,806 - BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU ENOUGH "NOT TO CONDEMN YOU." 353 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,608 - YOU WATCH THAT HAIRY EYEBALL SPENCER, 354 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,376 THIS LADY'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH. 355 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,611 - MARLOWE, WE'RE GOING TO NEED TO TALK 356 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,746 TO EACH OF YOUR ROOMMATES AND FIND OUT WHO MADE THAT CALL. 357 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,749 - YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. IT'S EDDIE, JAKE AND LUCIEN. 358 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,353 - WHERE IS THE LUCIEN? 359 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,422 - SO, ANY FOOD ALLERGIES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT 360 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,491 BEFORE I DAZZLE YOU WITH DINNER? 361 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:39,759 NUTS, WHAT KIND OF NUTS? ALL NUTS? 362 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,862 JUST FILBERTS, CHECK. 363 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,065 - LUCIEN, OUR SUSPECT, IS IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM. 364 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,170 - OH, OH. THERE WILL BE DESSERT. 365 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:10,123 - DUDE, NO DICE, IT NEEDS TO BE GARLIC TO SKIN CONTACT SHAWN. 366 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,173 - ARE YOU SURE THIS WATER IS HOLY? 367 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,508 - YES, I HAD FATHER WESLEY BLESS IT OVER THE PHONE. 368 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,177 - OVER THE PHONE. - YES. 369 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,144 - I DON'T THINK IT WORKS LIKE THAT. 370 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:36,583 - YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS, SHAWN. 371 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:41,354 - SO, LUCIEN, WHERE WERE YOU BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 10:00 PM 372 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,855 AND 11:00 PM ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT? 373 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,192 - AND THE YEAR 1540. 374 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,559 - WHAT? 375 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,795 - TAKE IT, CREATURE. 376 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,363 - GUYS, ENOUGH. 377 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,201 - MAN, I DON'T THINK THIS IS SLIVER. 378 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,702 - I PAID FOR SILVER. - WELL, YOU GOT HOSED. 379 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,737 - WOW! YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY DEVOLVING. 380 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,806 GET BACK OVER HERE. NOW! 381 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,576 REALLY. 382 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,780 ANSWER THE QUESTION, LUCIEN. 383 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,751 - I WAS WORKING MY SHIFT AT KING PUTT MINI-GOLF. 384 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:12,919 THERE WAS A LATE RUSH, 385 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,487 AND I CLOSED THE COURSE THAT NIGHT. 386 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,522 - HOLD UP. 387 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,728 WILL KING PUTT HONOR AN EXPIRED, 388 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,363 TWO FOR-ONE GROUPON? YES OR NO. 389 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,964 - SHAWN, THIS IS SERIOUS. 390 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,766 LISTEN, ON THE THIRD HOLE, 391 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:27,967 I USUALLY PUTT UP THE RIGHT SIDE, 392 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,168 BANK THROUGH THE RUBBER BUMPERS, 393 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:32,405 BUT I STILL KEEP GETTING NAILED BY THE SWINGING MAMMARIES. 394 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,906 - THOSE AREN'T MAMMARIES. 395 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,676 THEY'RE THE BELLS ON THE END OF A JESTER'S CAP. 396 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:37,910 both: REALLY? 397 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,712 - YES, IT'S PUTT-PUTT FOR KIDS. 398 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,818 - LUCIEN, WE'LL NEED TO VERIFY YOUR ALIBI 399 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,520 WITH THE MANAGEMENT AT KING PUTT. 400 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,456 - FINE, HIS NAME IS WAYNE. 401 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,931 - I'M NOT BUYING THIS. I CAN SEE YOUR BEDROOM, MAN, 402 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,534 WITH THE CRACKED MIRROR AND THE KITTY LITTER. 403 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,236 - GIVE IT UP, SHAPE SHIFTER! 404 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,904 - I DON'T HAVE A BEDROOM. 405 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,940 I LIVE IN THE TENT OUT BACK. YOU SHOULD BE TALKING TO ED. 406 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,909 - WE'VE GOT THE WRONG ROOMMATE 407 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,754 - I KNOW WHERE WE NEED TO BE. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 408 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,997 - WHY ARE WE AT A BLOOD BANK? 409 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,333 - WELL, IT'S REALLY COMMON FOR FULL FLEDGED VAMPIRES 410 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,368 TO WANDER THE BARRENS, YOU KNOW, GRAVEYARDS, 411 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,803 INDUSTRIAL WASTELANDS. 412 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,571 PLACES OF IRREVERSIBLE URBAN BLIGHT. 413 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,006 THE BLOOD BANK DOES SEEM A LIKELY PLACE 414 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,409 FOR THE UNDEAD TO QUENCH THE HUNGER. 415 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,876 - FIVE MINUTES, AND WE ARE LEAVING. 416 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,712 THERE IS JUST 0% CHANCE THAT I'M GETTING 417 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,015 CAUGHT UP IN THIS FANTASTICAL, VAMPIRE NONSENSE. 418 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,351 - SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE. 419 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,986 - NO, SHAWN, I SAID 0%. 420 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,526 - EDWARD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. 421 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:00,860 - WHAT? WHERE? 422 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,862 - IT'S A CLASSIC SHIFTING TECHNIQUE. 423 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,664 IT'S INCOGNITO MAN-TO-ANIMAL MANEUVER. 424 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,333 - THAT'S CORRECT, IT'S LOOKS LIKE WEMAY BE 425 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,801 DEALING WITH AN ELDER, OR EVEN WORSE, A DIABLERIE. 426 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:09,869 - NO - YES. 427 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:10,937 - WE'RE LEAVING. 428 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:11,871 - WHAT? - NO. 429 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,340 - WHY DID WE COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE? 430 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,641 - EDWARD IS IN THE BUILDING. 431 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,543 - TO INVESTIGATE, HE'S WONDERING AROUND. 432 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,078 - GOD, I USED TO BE A DETECTIVE, NOW I'M A BABYSITTER. 433 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,614 - THAT MAKES YOU ELISABETH SHUE AND GUS IS KEITH COOGAN. 434 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:22,882 - YOU'RE COOGAN. - YOU'RE COOGAN. 435 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:23,916 - YOUR MOMMA'S COOGAN. 436 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,691 - HELLO, EDWARD. 437 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,561 - JUST ACT NATURAL. NEVER LOOK A FELINE IN EYES, 438 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,695 LEST YOU WANT TO BE A-- 439 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,797 - JUST STOP IT. 440 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,466 - HERE WE GO. 441 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:56,783 - HE IS LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU, GUS. 442 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,850 - HE IS LOOKING AT JULIET. 443 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,519 - NO, HE ISN'T. 444 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,489 [elevator ding] 445 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,427 - DID I JUST SEE WHAT MY BRAIN IS TELLING 446 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,828 MY EYES THAT I JUST SAW? 447 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,797 - WAS THAT A CAPE? 448 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,700 [growl] 449 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,805 - OKAY, HOW DID IT GET FROM ONE END OF THE BUILDING 450 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,507 TO THE OTHER IN TWO SECONDS? 451 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,742 [glass shattering] 452 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,448 - BLOOD PRODUCTS. 453 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,041 - DETECTIVE, WHAT HAVE WE GOT? 454 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,009 - WE HAD GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE OUR SUSPECT 455 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,978 WAS HERE IN THE BLOOD BANK. 456 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:03,450 WE ENTERED AND WHAT WE SAW WAS A HOODED FIGURE, 457 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:07,520 WHO APPEARED TO MOVE WITH INEXPLICABLE SPEED, 458 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,988 AS IF IT WERE A... 459 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,691 - MR. SPENCER, IF I MAY, WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT IS SOMEONE 460 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:15,562 WHO IS CAPABLE OF VAMP SPEED OR AT PRESENT-SPACE QUANTUM LEAP. 461 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,430 - BLACULA GIVES A SHOUT OUT TO BACKULA. 462 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,632 - THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE SAW. 463 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:23,135 - HERE IS THE GOOD NEWS, SAID SUSPECT IS IN CUSTODY, 464 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,004 AND IN DUE TIME WE'LL BE ABLE TO STICK THE NAILS TO HIM. 465 00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,006 - LET ME SAY THAT SHAWN AND GUS' OPINION 466 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,708 DOES NOT REFLECT MY OWN. 467 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,511 - WHAT SUSPECT? 468 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,850 THAT'S A FELINE. 469 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,486 - THAT WILL DRINK YOU LIKE A JUICE BOX. 470 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,087 DON'T BE DECEIVED. 471 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,822 THAT'S A GROWN ASS MAN WHO FEEDS OFF THE BLOOD... 472 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:43,890 - GUS, YOU MUST STOP. 473 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,157 - LOOK, I'M GONNA TELL THE CHIEF 474 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,759 THAT DETECTIVE O'HARA IS IN FULL, 475 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,228 UNDETERRED CONTROL OF THIS INVESTIGATION, 476 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,599 I'LL SPARE THE JUICY DETAILS. 477 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,545 - I'M GETTING SOMETHING. 478 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:10,116 SHOOT THE GLASS. 479 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,920 SOUNDS GOOD BROTHER. 480 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:14,987 - YEAH. 481 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:22,862 - UH-OH, WHERE'S LASSIE? 482 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,130 - I'M PRETTY SURE HE INVITED HIS 483 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,064 NEW GIRLFRIEND OVER FOR DINNER. 484 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,066 - IF HE INVITES A VAMPIRE INTO HIS HOME 485 00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,635 IT'S FREE TO FEED ON HIM AT WILL. 486 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:29,769 - WE ARE THE ONLY ONES IN THE WORLD 487 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:30,803 THAT CAN SAVE HIM RIGHT NOW. 488 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:31,938 - LET'S GO. 489 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,817 - HI, CARLTON. 490 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:47,920 [laughs] 491 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:50,089 MM, SOMETHING SMELLS DELICIOUS. 492 00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,158 - WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY IT'S THE ELK LOIN 493 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:53,993 I'VE BEEN BRAISING, BUT I HAVE A FEELING THAT 494 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:57,229 INTOXICATING SCENT IS YOU, MARLOWE. 495 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,798 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN? 496 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:02,168 - I'D LOVE TO. 497 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,643 HI. - HI. 498 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,669 [knocking] 499 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,638 - COME LASSIE, LET THE RIGHT ONES IN, BUDDY. 500 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:40,072 - UNLESS YOU'RE ALREADY UNDEAD. 501 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,808 - IN WHICH CASE WOULD YOU KINDLY IMPALE YOURSELF 502 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,075 WITH A WOODEN STAKE? 503 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:44,944 - SPENCER, GUSTER, GO AWAY! 504 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:46,813 - CARLTON, OPEN THE DOOR! 505 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,080 - O'HARA!? 506 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:50,049 - GIVE US SOME SORT OF SIGNAL THAT YOU'RE OKAY. 507 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:52,018 A COUGH OR A THUMP OF SOME KIND. 508 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,653 - HENRY? 509 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:55,287 - SHOULD I CALL FOR THE BATTERING RAM? 510 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:57,824 - MCNAB! 511 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,759 - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 512 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,093 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN THE THROES OF PASSION? 513 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:02,729 CONTRARY TO PUBLIC OPINION, 514 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,196 I DO NOT GET THIS KIND OF ACTION EVERY NIGHT! 515 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,865 - ARE YOU WEARING GARTERS? 516 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:12,071 - NO, YOU DULLARD, THESE ARE STANDARD, MILITARY ISSUE. 517 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,206 THEY KEEP MY SHIRT TUCKED TIGHT THROUGHOUT THE DAY. 518 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,818 - WE FOUND THIS PRESS ON NAIL AT THE SANTA BARBARA 519 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:28,287 BLOOD BANK WHICH WAS ROBBED EARLIER THIS EVENING. 520 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,157 - MARLOWE, YOU MIND SHOWING US YOUR MITTS PLEASE? 521 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:41,000 - THIS IS JUST A CRAZY COINCIDENCE. 522 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,870 THESE NAILS WERE MADE POPULAR BY JERSEY SHORE. 523 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:46,072 - NICE TRY, QUEEN OF THE DAMNED. 524 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:51,043 - JWOWW DOES WEAR THOSE NAILS WHEN THEY GO OUT CLUBBING. 525 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,813 WHAT? I'M NOT SAYING I BUY HER STORY. 526 00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:55,682 - BUT MARLOWE SAID THEY'RE VERY COMMON. 527 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:57,416 WE CERTAINLY NEED MORE EVIDENCE THAN THIS. 528 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,018 - OKAY, WELL THEN I'M SURE SHE WON'T HAVE 529 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:00,419 A PROBLEM WITH US SEARCHING HER HOUSE. 530 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,289 - OF COURSE SHE WON'T. SHE'S NOTHING TO HIDE, RIGHT? 531 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,692 - UH-HUH. - THAT'S RIGHT. 532 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,259 SO LETS GO OVER THERE AND CLEAR HER GOOD NAME. 533 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:15,301 - GOT ANYTHING? 534 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:16,736 - NOT YET. 535 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,337 - DON'T RUSH BE SHAWN, I'M BEING THOROUGH. 536 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:38,190 - UH-OH! I'M SENSING SOMETHING COLD AND VERY UNFORTUNATE, 537 00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:41,327 SOMETHING ICY LIKE MARLOWE'S AORTA. 538 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,429 - SPENCER, THIS IS PERSONAL FOR ME. 539 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,131 EITHER CONDUCT YOURSELF LIKE AN ADULT, 540 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:47,700 OR I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM THESE PREMISES BY FORCE. 541 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,101 - YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT WAS INSENSITIVE. 542 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,203 I'M SORRY, COME ON. LET'S HUG IT OUT. 543 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:52,905 - I WOULD RATHER LEARN TO PLAY THE HARP. 544 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:53,973 - OKAY. 545 00:27:58,144 --> 00:27:59,445 THIS IS NICE. 546 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,361 HELLO, PLASMA. 547 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:18,164 - OKAY, SO I DID TAKE THE BLOOD. 548 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,166 BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET 549 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,433 AND THEY PAY REALLY GOOD MONEY 550 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,102 ON THE BLACK MARKET FOR THAT. 551 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:26,005 BUT I PROMISE I DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY. 552 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:28,775 I CAN'T BEAR WHAT YOU MUST THINK OF ME RIGHT NOW. 553 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:30,009 BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. 554 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,014 - I CAN'T. 555 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:38,851 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. - WHAT? 556 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:40,820 - O'HARA, THIS CASE IS OFFICIALLY YOURS. 557 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:43,122 I'LL BE IN MY APARTMENT IF YOU NEED ME. 558 00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:44,891 I TRUST YOU WILL NOT. 559 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,263 - WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO, 560 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:53,165 HAUL ALL THIS BLOOD BACK TO THE BANK? 561 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:54,533 - NO, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE IT HERE. 562 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,770 - WOULD YOU RELAX, BUDDY? LOOK, THIS STUFF IS LOCKED 563 00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,405 AND LOADED IN THESE THICK RUBBER BAGGY-- 564 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:15,421 - IS HE RESPONSIVE AT ALL? 565 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:18,090 - NO, NOTHING. 566 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,391 WE EVEN HELD A PLATE OF BEAN 567 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,994 AND CHEESE NACHOS IN FRONT OF HIS FACE. 568 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,295 - HOW MUCH BLOOD WAS IT, EXACTLY, SHAWN? 569 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:24,530 - JUST A LITTLE STREAM, 570 00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:25,798 IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS THE END OF CARRIE, 571 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:26,966 OR THE BEGINNING OF CARRIE. 572 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,235 LOOK, JULES, DID YOU GET MARLOWE TO CONFESS 573 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,402 TO THE MURDER OR WHAT? 574 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,972 - NO, BUT IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SHE CRACKS. 575 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:34,540 I JUST FEEL SO BAD FOR LASSITER. 576 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,375 HE SEEMED TO REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS GIRL. 577 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:37,476 OH, SHAWN, HANG ON A SECOND. 578 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,411 - SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT A MAN WAS JUST ATTACKED 579 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:40,847 IN THE PARKING LOT OF LOX, STOCK 580 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,049 AND TWO TOASTED BAGELS, OVER ON FLETCHER STREET, 581 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:46,318 AND THE PERPETRATOR ATTEMPTED TO DRAIN HIM OF HIS BLOOD. 582 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:47,586 HE'S AT ST. THOMAS OF THE APOSTLES. 583 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,988 - SHAWN, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 584 00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,924 - YES! GREATEST NAME FOR A BAGEL JOINT EVER. 585 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,926 PLUS, THIS MEANS LASSIE IS LOVE WITH A LIAR 586 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,195 AND A BLOOD THIEF, BUT NOT A FULL-ON MURDERER! 587 00:29:56,228 --> 00:29:58,197 - SLAP GUS AS HARD AS YOU CAN, AND MEET ME AT THE HOSPITAL. 588 00:29:58,230 --> 00:29:59,999 - COPY THAT. 589 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,467 ALL RIGHT DAD. I GOT THIS. 590 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,203 - OKAY. 591 00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:05,838 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, BUDDY. 592 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:09,108 THIS HURTS ME WAY MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU. 593 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,110 OH! 594 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,615 - WELCOME BACK, GUSTER. 595 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,484 - PAGING DR. BENDER. 596 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:22,488 - DON'T YOU DARE. 597 00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,290 - HE'S CLEARLY NOT GONNA EAT IT, SHAWN. 598 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,524 AND I'M HUNGRY LIKE A MUG. 599 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:28,928 - YOU'RE HUNGRY LIKE A WHAT? 600 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:31,630 - OKAY, RON, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT? 601 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,966 - YEAH. 602 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,601 - OKAY, WHAT HAPPENED? 603 00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:37,169 - A GUY IN A CAPE ATTACKED ME. 604 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:39,338 - DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIS FACE? 605 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:40,506 - NO. 606 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:42,608 - ARE YOU SURE? 607 00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,143 - NAH. 608 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,477 - ALL RIGHT, WELL THANKS, RON. 609 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,113 YOU'VE BEEN A HUGE HELP SO FAR. 610 00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,148 THIS IS THE CHIEF, I'M GONNA TAKE IT OUTSIDE. 611 00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:51,951 - YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 612 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,352 - I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE BREAKFAST. 613 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:55,021 - ANOTHER MAN'S SANDWICH. 614 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,188 - SO. 615 00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:59,158 - SOMEONE IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. 616 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,627 - WHO? - WELL, YOU ARE SON. 617 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,107 - O NEGATIVE. - DO WHAT? 618 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,943 - HOW DID YOU KNOW HIS BLOOD TYPE? 619 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,677 - IT'S A SPECIAL GIFT THAT I BUST OUT IN RARE 620 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,612 OCCASIONS AND ALMOST ALL THE TIME. 621 00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,681 - WELL, YES, RON HERE HAS ONE OF THE RAREST 622 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:23,950 BLOOD TYPES THERE IS. 623 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:25,151 - HOW RARE? 624 00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:28,487 - EXTREMELY. IN FACT... 625 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,289 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A BLOOD DONOR. 626 00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:32,491 BUT, THERE ARE ONLY WROTE TWO DOZEN PEOPLE 627 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:35,161 IN SANTA BARBARA WHO HAVE O NEGATIVE BLOOD. 628 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:36,963 - THE KILLER IS AFTER O NEGATIVE. 629 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:38,230 I NEED A DIVERSION. 630 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:41,200 SLIP A DISC OR START PEEING YOURSELF. 631 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,434 DOCTOR, MY FRIEND HAS PEED HIMSELF. 632 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:45,437 - NO, I SLIPPED A DISC. AHH. 633 00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:48,640 - JUST BREATHE, YOUNG MAN. IT'S PROBABLY JUST A SPASM. 634 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:54,113 - IT HURTS. 635 00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:57,616 - GUS, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF. 636 00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:01,587 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 637 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,689 - YES, DOCTOR, I BREATHED INTO THE SPASM 638 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,557 AND IT LOOSENED UP NICELY. 639 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:10,929 - THANKS DOCTOR. - THANK YOU. 640 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:16,402 - DUDE, ONE OF THE NAMES ON THE LIST IS ADRIAN VICCELLIO. 641 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,403 I BET YOU THAT'S MARLOWE'S BROTHER. 642 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,072 HE HAS SOMETHING CALLED VAN WILDER'S DISEASE. 643 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,608 - VON WILLIBRAND'S. THAT'S A RARE BLOOD DISORDER 644 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:24,343 THAT REQUIRES ITS PATIENTS TO HAVE TRANSFUSIONS 645 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:25,677 ON A REGULAR BASIS. 646 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:27,346 IT USUALLY AFFECTS HUMANS AND DOBERMAN PINSCHERS. 647 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:28,714 - THAT'S ODDLY SPECIFIC. 648 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,686 - THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF VWD, 649 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,622 TYPE TWO IS DIVIDED INTO FOUR SUBTYPES. 650 00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:38,624 SHAWN, I BET YOU ANYTHING THAT OUR GUY HAD 651 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,359 THE WORST TYPE AND LOST HIS INSURANCE. 652 00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:42,494 - THAT'S IT, HE'S HAVING TO STEAL THE BLOOD FROM 653 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:44,130 THE FEW PEOPLE THAT HAVE HIS RARE BLOOD TYPE. 654 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:45,564 - HE PROBABLY SWIPED THE LIST OF MATCHING DONORS 655 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:46,632 DURING HIS LAST HOSPITAL STAY. 656 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:48,067 - WELL, THAT'S JUST CONJECTURE. 657 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,168 - IT'S ALL CONJECTURE, SHAWN. 658 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:50,369 THAT'S ALL WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW. 659 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,104 - ALL RIGHT, RON, WE ARE GONNA NEED A SWAB 660 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:54,606 YOUR CLOTHING AND BOTH YOUR FISTS. 661 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,109 - JULES, JULES, IT'S MARLOWE'S BROTHER ADRIAN. 662 00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,745 HE HAS SOMETHING CALLED DON SKARSGARD'S DISEASE. 663 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,248 HE NEEDS A LOT OF RARE BLOOD, O NEGATIVE, 664 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:03,349 AND HE'S HAVING TO STEAL IT 665 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,450 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE INSURANCE. 666 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,585 - DID YOU JUST SAY O NEGATIVE? - YEAH. 667 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:09,188 - THAT'S CARLTON'S BLOOD TYPE WE GOT TO GO. 668 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,390 - CARLTON, PLEASE DON'T HANG UP. 669 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:13,059 I BEGGED THE POLICE FOR THIS CALL. 670 00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:14,726 I HAD TO CALL YOU TO TELL YOU 671 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,262 THAT YOU COULD IN SOME SERIOUS-- 672 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:17,396 - THERE IS A CAGE, MARLOWE-- 673 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:20,666 A CAGE MADE OF BRAWN AND STEEL THAT PROTECTS MY HEART. 674 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,668 I WELCOMED YOU INSIDE THAT CAGE, 675 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,636 I OFFER YOU A SEASON PASS TO THE FESTIVAL 676 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,473 OF LIGHT THAT HAPPENS IN MY CHEST CAVITY. 677 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,175 - FESTIVAL? 678 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,642 - YOU DON'T WANT IT. 679 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:32,544 WHAT'S WORSE IS YOU NEVER WANTED IT. 680 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:35,247 - I DO WANT IT, BUT I NEED TO WARN YOU THAT YOU COULD... 681 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:37,749 - NOW, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE SAME THING 682 00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:39,818 I TOLD MY MOTHER AND HER NEW GIRLFRIEND 683 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,154 THE DAY I LEFT FOR THE ACADEMY. 684 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:45,624 WHY DON'T YOU BOTH JUST GET IN YOUR CAR 685 00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:48,560 AND THELMA & LOUISE YOURSELVES RIGHT INTO THE PACIFIC? 686 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:51,697 IT WAS AN UGLY THING TO SAY AND I WISH I COULD TAKE IT BACK, 687 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:55,634 BUT I WAS CONFUSED. 688 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:58,304 I DIDN'T WANT MY MOTHER TO BE A LESBIAN AT 53. 689 00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:00,206 EVENTUALLY I CAME TO REALIZE THAT ALTHEA MAKES 690 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:01,807 HER HAPPY IN A WAY THAT DAD NEVER COULD. 691 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,710 - CARLTON, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS AND LISTEN TO ME. 692 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:06,745 [loud bang] 693 00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:08,147 - SPENCER, GO AWAY. 694 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:10,249 - CARLTON, DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR. 695 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:11,583 [loud knocking] - HANG ON A SECOND. 696 00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:14,386 - WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 697 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:17,323 - IS TAMARA HOME? - WHO THE HELL IS TAMARA? 698 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,127 - CARLTON? CARLTON? 699 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:33,339 - YOU'RE THAT HOOLIGAN FROM THAT AWFUL HABERDASHERY. 700 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:36,342 - IT'S EASIER IF YOU DON'T TALK, DETECTIVE. 701 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:40,146 IF YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES, ALL OF THIS NASTY BUSINESS 702 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:43,782 WILL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, I PROMISE. 703 00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,518 - MARLOWE AND HER BROTHER BOTH ROBBED THE BLOOD BANK. 704 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:53,325 WE WERE ACTUALLY SEEING TWO PEOPLE! 705 00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:55,194 - SO, YOU SEE, THERE IS A RATIONAL EXPLANATION 706 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:56,328 FOR EVERYTHING, SHAWN. 707 00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:57,529 - THERE IS NO RATIONAL 708 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,498 EXPLANATION FOR ANYTHING, UNTIL WE SEE THE OTHER ROOMMATE 709 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:01,500 AND THAT BLACK CAT TOGETHER IN THE SAME PLACE 710 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,169 AT THE SAME TIME! 711 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:06,405 - I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF HANGING UP ON MY BIG SIS. 712 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,673 SHE'S PRETTY UPSET. 713 00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:13,345 - MARLOWE IS YOUR SISTER? - YOU DIDN'T KNOW? 714 00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:15,514 I FIGURED SHE WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU, SEEING HOW SHE'S ALL 715 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,516 SWEET ON YOU. 716 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:20,519 - SHE IS? ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 717 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:24,356 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS, AND YOUR SISTER-- 718 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:28,194 - LOOK. I'M ONE TOUGH SON OF A BITCH, 719 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,662 AND I'M HAPPY FOR MARLOWE. 720 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:33,432 SHE'S BEEN SACRIFICING EVERYTHING 721 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:38,570 AND TAKING CARE OF ME FOREVER, AND SHE DESERVES.. 722 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:45,944 A NICE GUY WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF HER, YOU KNOW? 723 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:49,215 - I CAN'T REALLY DO THAT IF I'M DEAD NOW, CAN I? 724 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:52,951 JUST MAKE ONE SMART MOVE... - I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU. 725 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,720 NOBODY WAS EVER SUPPOSED TO DIE. 726 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:59,458 THAT FIRST GUY WAS ALIVE WHEN I LEFT HIM, I SWEAR IT. 727 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:04,730 I WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE, SEE, 728 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:07,333 EXCEPT I CAN ONLY ASSAULT INNOCENT BLOOD DONORS 729 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:10,236 WHEN I HAVE MY STRENGTH AND RIGHT NOW I'M FRESHLY 730 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:13,705 TRANSFUSED OR...WAS. 731 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:14,973 THAT GUY ON THE LIST AHEAD OF YOU 732 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,742 KICKED MY ASS EARLIER TONIGHT. 733 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:18,277 - YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 734 00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:23,849 - AND IN A COUPLE OF DAYS, I'M GONNA BE CLINGING 735 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,685 ONTO LIFE AGAIN. 736 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:29,655 [snorting] 737 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,857 SO, HERE WE ARE, DESPERATE TIMES 738 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:36,595 CALL FOR BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 739 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,597 - THE DUDE IS A REAL-LIFE VAMPIRE, BABE! 740 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:39,765 - I'M NOT CONCEDING THE FACT 741 00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:40,999 THAT VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST, AND YOU KNOW YOU GUYS COULD 742 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,502 AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE A LITTLE BIT CONCERNED ABOUT CARLTON. 743 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,505 - HEY, WHATEVER THE SITUATION MAY BE, I'M SURE LASSIE 744 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,640 IS FIRMLY IN CONTROL. DANGER IS HIS MIDDLE NAME. 745 00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:51,610 - I FOR ONE, AM LESS OPTIMISTIC. 746 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:54,480 - YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE SICK, WE CAN GET YOU SOME HELP. 747 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:55,847 THIS IS INSANE. 748 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:58,884 - SEE, THE INSURANCE DARLINGS NO LONGER FEEL ANY 749 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:01,420 RESPONSIBILITY TO HELP OUT. 750 00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:04,556 I AM A LIABILITY, YOU SEE. 751 00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:07,559 - THINK ABOUT MARLOWE, AND SHE'S AN ACCOMPLICE. 752 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:08,727 SHE'LL DO HARD TIME. 753 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,363 - SHE NEVER LAID A FINGER ON ANYONE. 754 00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:12,498 YOU WERE HER FIRST MARK, 755 00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:15,934 AND WE BOTH KNOW HOW THAT WENT. SO SHE STOLE SOME BLOOD. 756 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:19,271 BIG DEAL. SHE DID IT TO SAVE A LIFE. 757 00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:22,974 AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR, ISN'T IT? 758 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:27,946 WELL, ISN'T IT? NO MORE TALKING. 759 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:41,860 - CARLTON! ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE? 760 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:45,764 - GUS, QUICK--GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD. 761 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:47,666 GREAT. JULES, KICK THE DOOR IN. 762 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:49,935 - WHAT! - CARLTON! OPEN THE DOOR! 763 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,406 - ARE YOU OKAY? - NEVER BETTER. WE NEED TO GET 764 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,342 THIS YOUNG MAN TO THE HOSPITAL, THEN THE STATION. 765 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:59,778 IT'S POSSIBLY IN THAT ORDER, I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE. 766 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:08,720 - OH! WHAT HAPPENED HERE? - CHLOROFORM, SNEAK ATTACK. 767 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:11,557 UNBEKNOWNST TO MY ASSAILANT, I'VE SLOWLY 768 00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:13,959 AND METHODICALLY BEEN BUILDING UP A TOLERANCE TO CHLOROFORM 769 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:16,462 OVER THE LAST 15 YEARS. 770 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:17,729 - DEAR GOD, WHY? 771 00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:19,698 - FOR A NIGHT LIKE THIS, SPENCER. 772 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,700 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 773 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,702 IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME OTHER KIND OF CHEMICAL. 774 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:28,106 - OH, GREAT, NOW WE HAVE 775 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,708 TO CARRY TWO GUYS OUT OF HERE. 776 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:41,853 - I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. 777 00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,989 HE REALLY WORE HIS HEART ON HIS SLEEVE THROUGH ALL OF THIS, 778 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,091 I MEAN HE'S OBVIOUSLY HURTING, AND I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE 779 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:47,926 NICE IF HE KNEW THAT WE WERE ALL HERE FOR HIM. 780 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,928 - WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE US DO? - SERIOUSLY. 781 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,598 - WELL, GO TALK TO HIM. GIVE HIM SOME ENCOURAGEMENT, 782 00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,666 LET HIM KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA. 783 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,002 - ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS? - FINE. 784 00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:01,373 - WHAT IS THAT? - SPIDER. 785 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:07,479 - CRAP ON A CRACKER. - THERE IS NO SPIDER. 786 00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:10,716 - THERE WAS NO SPIDER. NOW HE'S HERE, AND HE'S HAIRY, 787 00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:12,618 AND HE'S VENOMOUS AND HE IS UNBEATABLE. 788 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:14,620 - THE OTHER THREE ARE ALL INANIMATE OBJECTS, SHAWN. 789 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:16,154 A SPIDER CAN'T BITE A PAIR OF SCISSORS. 790 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,023 - YEAH, HE'S RIGHT, SCISSORS CLEARLY HAVE 791 00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:21,393 THE ADVANTAGE AND WELL, ROCK CRUSHES SPIDER. 792 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:24,129 OH BUT I SUPPOSE SPIDER CRAWLS ON PAPER? 793 00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:35,541 - GO ON. 794 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:39,511 - HEY, LASSIE. 795 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:45,617 I JUST WANTED TO SAY, YOU KNOW THAT THE SEA IS VAST 796 00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:50,155 AND FILLED WITH MANY STRANGE CREATURES AND CORALS. 797 00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:55,994 MOSTLY DIVORCED CORALS, PROBABLY WITH A BUNCH OF KIDS, 798 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:58,864 AND THEY'RE JUST LOOKING FOR ANY OLD CRUSTACEAN 799 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,198 WITH A STEADY INCOME SO... - SORRY, SPENCER. 800 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,601 NO TIME FOR YOUR EMPTY, BONE-HEADED MUSINGS. 801 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,402 I'M LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT. 802 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:16,715 - TRANSPORT DETAIL, REPORT TO INMATE RECEPTION. 803 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,617 TRANSPORT DETAIL, REPORT TO INMATE RECEPTION. 804 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:43,575 - I WASN'T SURE YOU'D COME. 805 00:40:43,609 --> 00:40:46,845 - I AM A MAN OF MY WORD. - I'M SO SORRY. I WISH I-- 806 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,915 - LOOK, YOU DID WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD TO DO. 807 00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:54,486 IF THERE'S AN UPSIDE TO ANY OF THIS, IT'S THAT YOUR BROTHER 808 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,787 WILL FINALLY GET THE CARE HE NEEDS 809 00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:57,055 NOW THAT HE'S GONNA BE IN THE SYSTEM 810 00:40:57,088 --> 00:41:00,826 FOR A LONG, LONG, LONG TIME. 811 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:03,995 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 812 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:07,599 - ANYTHING. - WHERE WOULD YOU RATE 813 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:10,802 PINK CADILLAC IN EASTWOOD CANON? 814 00:41:10,836 --> 00:41:12,871 - NOT VERY HIGH I'M AFRAID. 815 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:15,206 I MEAN I SUPPOSE IT'S A GOOD COMPANION PIECE 816 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,176 TO CITY HEAT BUT HE'S MUCH FUNNIER WITH THE ORANGUTAN. 817 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:44,035 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com