1 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:03,804 - BALL FOUR, AND THAT LOADS THEM 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,207 FOR THE REIGNING DOUBLE-A PLAYER OF THE YEAR, 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,708 CAL EASON. 4 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:10,344 THIS IS THE EXACT GUY MANAGER MEL HORNSBY 5 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,146 WANTS UP IN THIS SITUATION. 6 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,182 - WAY TO GO, WAY TO GO, GOOD EYE. 7 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:15,483 - HEY, CAL. 8 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,751 SOMEDAY I'M GONNA BE JUST LIKE YOU. 9 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,387 - YEAH. 10 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,122 - WELL, NOT JUST LIKE YOU. 11 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:23,757 I WON'T CHEW TOBACCO. THAT'S MURDER ON THE GUMS. 12 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,826 AND I'LL GET A DIFFERENT HAIRCUT. 13 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,295 NOT THAT YOURS IS THAT BAD. 14 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,063 IT JUST WON'T WORK WITH MY HEAD, YOU KNOW? 15 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:33,434 AND I DEFINITELY WON'T GRAB MY CROTCH SO MUCH DURING GAMES. 16 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:34,468 IT'S WEIRD. 17 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,404 - [exhales] 18 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:38,106 - OH. 19 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,640 GO GET 'EM, CAL! 20 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:40,841 YOU GOT IT. 21 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,176 - WAIT FOR YOUR PITCH, CAL. 22 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,344 - WAIT FOR YOUR PITCH, CAL. 23 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,345 - BE PATIENT. 24 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,646 - PATIENT. BE PATIENT. 25 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:48,282 - PLAY BALL. 26 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:51,252 [crowd shouting] 27 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,389 - THERE'S A HIGH DRIVE. 28 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:57,525 WAY BACK. 29 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,692 AND GONE! 30 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:01,195 CAL EASON HAS DONE IT AGAIN. 31 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,231 - HEY! HA HA HA HA! 32 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:06,634 [cheers and applause] 33 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,509 - LET'S GO, SHAWN! - LET'S GO! 34 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,245 - ALL RIGHT, SPENCER, WE'RE DOWN BY ONE. 35 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,512 JUST GET ON BASE. 36 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,714 - COME ON, BRENDA, BRING ME THAT WEAK SAUCE. 37 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,416 BRING IT! 38 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,554 - WHOO! 39 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,355 - THAT A BOY. 40 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:31,125 - YOU GOT ANY MORE CREAMSICLES? 41 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:32,260 - ALL RIGHT, HOLD UP. 42 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,727 HOLD UP. 43 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,463 HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 44 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,365 - GO, GO, GO, GO. - STOP! 45 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:38,366 - GO, GO, GO, GO. 46 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:41,435 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 47 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:42,436 - YOU'RE OUTTA THERE! 48 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,571 GAME OVER. 49 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,705 - SON OF A-- 50 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,140 - THIS GUY! 51 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,141 - WHAT? 52 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:48,342 THAT IS THE WORST CALL THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN! 53 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,478 WHAT DO YOU HAVE, DOLL'S EYES? 54 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:51,812 - YOU MOCKING ME? - NO, I'M STATING A FACT. 55 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:53,347 YOU NEED GLASSES. 56 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:56,450 LAST WEEK YOU MISTOOK ME FOR MICHAEL CHIKLIS. 57 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:59,453 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE DRESSED LIKE MICHAEL CHIKLIS. 58 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,355 - FIRST OF THE MONTH GUS AND I PLAY THE COMMISH. 59 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:02,656 YOU KNOW THAT! 60 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,458 - DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR STUPID BASE RUNNING. 61 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,627 EVEN IN SPORTS, YOU GOT NO DISCIPLINE. 62 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,429 - I WAS SAFE BY A YARD, AND YOU KNOW IT! 63 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,897 YOU CALLED ME OUT 'CAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS. 64 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,432 - JEALOUS? JEALOUS OF WHAT? 65 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,933 - I AM SOMETHING THAT YOU NEVER WERE. 66 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,203 I AM A BONA FIDE STAR IN THE CLASS "C" 67 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:18,339 MUNICIPAL SANTA BARBARA CO-ED SOFTBALL LEAGUE, 68 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,473 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 69 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,342 - THAT'S IT, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! 70 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,576 - YOU CAN'T TOSS ME! THE GAME IS OVER! 71 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,279 - I'M GONNA LEAVE BEFORE HE DOES ANYTHING TRULY EMBARRASSING. 72 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,514 - HA, TOO LATE. 73 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,620 - AGH! 74 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,556 - PICK IT UP. - SUCK IT! 75 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:36,690 - GET OUT! 76 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,426 - SUCK HOME PLATE! 77 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,328 SUCK IT! 78 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,266 - WANT THE LAST BITE OF MY CREAMSICLE? 79 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,467 - YES, I WOULD ACTUALLY. 80 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,770 - I BET YOU WOULD. - THAT'S MESSED UP. 81 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,239 - THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A SWING. 82 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,540 - MEL? 83 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,242 - [chuckles] 84 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,410 MEL. 85 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,446 - LOOK AT YOU. 86 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,914 MY FORMER BAT BOY ALL GROWN UP. 87 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,583 - GUS, IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE 88 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,752 TO INTRODUCE MEL HORNSBY. 89 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:05,753 MANAGER OF THE SEABIRDS. 90 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:08,322 - OH, WOW, SOUNDS LIKE THE COOLEST JOB EVER. 91 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:09,423 - THE MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM, 92 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,425 NOT THE ACTUAL BIRDS. - OH. 93 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,793 - SHAWN, THE REASON WHY I'M HERE IS-- 94 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,462 - I KNOW, MEL, I'M A PSYCHIC. 95 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,464 YOU NEED ME TO PLAY SHORTSTOP. 96 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,699 - NO, I WANT YOU TO DO SOME INVESTIGATIVE WORK FOR ME. 97 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,301 - SLASH, PLAY SHORTSTOP. 98 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,569 - NO, I DEFINITELY DON'T NEED THAT. 99 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,271 - LOOK, I'M WILLING TO MOVE POSITIONS 100 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:24,672 ONLY BECAUSE IT'S YOU, 101 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,540 BUT I'D LIKE TO PICK MY SPOT IN THE BATTING ORDER. 102 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,309 - WHAT DO YOU NEED INVESTIGATED? 103 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:31,479 - MY LONGTIME HITTING COACH GRADY BARRETT 104 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:33,614 DROPPED DEAD THE OTHER DAY OF A HEART ATTACK. 105 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,516 - OH, NO. 106 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,517 - WOW. 107 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,352 - I'M SORRY, MEL. 108 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,553 GRADY WAS A GOOD MAN. 109 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,555 - YES, HE WAS. 110 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,624 BUT THERE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE TO THE STORY. 111 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:47,528 THEY FOUND A LARGE AMOUNT OF AMPHETAMINES IN HIS SYSTEM. 112 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,463 GREENIES AS WE CALL THEM IN THE BASEBALL WORLD. 113 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:51,299 - YEAH. - GREENIES? 114 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,833 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GRADY. 115 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:55,536 SO YOU THINK SOMEONE ON THE TEAM 116 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,471 SLIPPED HIM DRUGS AND MURDERED HIM? 117 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:58,639 - PERHAPS. 118 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,609 WHATEVER HAPPENED, I JUST NEED TO KNOW. 119 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,344 THE MAN WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME. 120 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,012 - YEAH, OF COURSE. WE'LL HELP YOU, MEL. 121 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,481 BUT IN ORDER FOR ME TO INVESTIGATE PROPERLY, 122 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,716 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET ON THE INSIDE. 123 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,952 I MEAN, DEEP ON THE INSIDE. 124 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,487 - I'M NOT MAKING YOU MY SHORTSTOP. 125 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,522 - THIRD BASEMAN. 126 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,590 - [chuckles] - UTILITY INFIELDER? 127 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,826 LEFTY SITUATIONAL RELIEVER? 128 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,761 - YOU'RE RIGHT-HANDED, SHAWN. - HERE'S THE THING. 129 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,030 WHEN I GET HIRED BY A PROFESSIONAL SPORTS FRANCHISE, 130 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:25,333 IT IS CUSTOMARY THAT I GO UNDERCOVER 131 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,600 AS ONE OF THE PLAYERS. 132 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,436 - WHAT IF I MAKE YOU A COACH? 133 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,738 I COULD SAY YOU'RE MY ROVING HITTING INSTRUCTOR 134 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,940 UNTIL THE ORGANIZATION FINDS A NEW ONE. 135 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:36,076 - I CAN ROVE. I FEEL LIKE I CAN ROVE. 136 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,645 AND THEN I'LL GET TO WORK WITH CAL EASON AGAIN. 137 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,046 - THAT'S RIGHT. 138 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,581 IT'S AMAZING, 139 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,550 AFTER 20 YEARS HE'S RIGHT BACK WHERE HE STARTED. 140 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,084 POOR GUY. 141 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,019 - WE'LL NEED TO FIND SOMETHING FOR MY PARTNER GUS HERE. 142 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,521 WE'RE A PACKAGE DEAL. 143 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:50,324 - WE DO HAVE ONE POSITION AVAILABLE. 144 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:51,892 - SOUNDS GOOD, YEAH. 145 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,528 [organ music plays] 146 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,997 [cheers and applause] 147 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,666 * 148 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,033 - COME ON, MAKE IT WORK UP THERE! 149 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,134 MAKE IT WORK! 150 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,637 - LET'S MAKE IT WORK UP THERE. LET'S MAKE IT WORK! 151 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,339 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS. 152 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,574 - WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MAN? 153 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:07,541 YOU'RE KILLING IT UP THERE. 154 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,543 - HEY, COME ON, UMP! YOU CALL THAT A STRIKE? 155 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,445 - COME ON, UMP, CALL THAT A STRIKE? 156 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,680 - AND YOU'LL NEVER GET TO THE MAJORS! 157 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,582 - AH, YOU'LL NEVER GET TO THE MAJORS. 158 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,618 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 159 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:21,655 * 160 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:25,526 - * IN BETWEEN THE LINES THERE'S A LOT OF OBSCURITY * 161 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:28,962 * I'M NOT INCLINED TO RESIGN TO MATURITY * 162 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,598 * IF IT'S ALL RIGHT 163 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,965 * THEN YOU'RE ALL WRONG 164 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:35,803 * BUT WHY BOUNCE AROUND TO THE SAME DAMN SONG? * 165 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,471 - * OOH 166 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:41,375 - * YOU'D RATHER RUN WHEN YOU CAN'T CRAWL * 167 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,444 * 168 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:46,547 * I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 169 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,883 * I KNOW YOU KNOW THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 170 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,519 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 171 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,986 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 172 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,722 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 173 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:57,625 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 174 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,130 - I'M NOT DRESSING UP AS THAT MASCOT AGAIN. 175 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,465 THAT WAS HUMILIATING. - OH, COME ON, GUS. 176 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,966 YOU KILLED IT, MAN. 177 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,067 DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE CROWD GO NUTS WHEN YOU DID THE WORM? 178 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,036 - IT WASN'T THE WORM. - I'M SORRY. THE CENTIPEDE. 179 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:09,970 - IT WASN'T THE CENTIPEDE EITHER. 180 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,705 I WAS DEALING WITH AN ITCH ON MY STOMACH. 181 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,774 I THINK THAT SUIT HAS FLEAS. 182 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,410 SO THIS IS WHERE GRADY LIVES, HUH? 183 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:17,411 NOT BAD. 184 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,679 WELL, LET'S FIND THESE DRUGS 185 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,614 SO WE CAN PUT AN END TO THIS STUPID CASE. 186 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:22,483 - WE'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANY DRUGS IN THERE, GUS. 187 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:23,617 - WHAT? 188 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,886 - IF MEL SAYS GRADY WAS CLEAN, THAT MEANS HE WAS CLEAN. 189 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,789 - ALL I KNOW IS THAT PEOPLE WHO DIE WITH DRUGS IN THEIR SYSTEM 190 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:32,059 ARE USUALLY THE ONES WHO PUT DRUGS IN THEIR SYSTEM. 191 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:35,095 - [clicks tongue] 192 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:40,000 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 193 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,639 [grunts] [object rattling] 194 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:46,907 COME ON, SON. 195 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:51,945 YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? 196 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,682 IT DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER ME THAT WE'RE SPINNING OUR WHEELS. 197 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:55,716 IT GIVES ME MORE TIME 198 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,851 TO WORK ON GETTING MY ONE PROFESSIONAL AT BAT. 199 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,753 - THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 200 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:02,490 - OOH, MACADAMIAS. 201 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,692 - I'M PRETTY SURE THOSE ARE OLD CHICKPEAS. 202 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,494 - [spits] [object clatters] 203 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,596 WHY WOULD HE LEAVE THOSE OUT? 204 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:09,697 - BECAUSE HE'S DEAD. 205 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,032 - THAT'S NO EXCUSE, GUS. 206 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,203 AHH. 207 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,708 OH, LOOK, GUS. 208 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,710 GRADY REALLY DID COACH WITH SOME OF THE GREATS. 209 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:25,012 [chuckles] THERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM AND TITO JACKSON 210 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,680 IN A BASEBALL UNIFORM. 211 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,682 - THAT'S ROD CAREW. 212 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,718 - AGREE TO DISAGREE. - KEEP LOOKING. 213 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,686 I'M GONNA CHECK UPSTAIRS. 214 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,888 - SOUNDS GOOD, BRO. 215 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,761 [squeaking] 216 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,702 - WILL YOU STOP GOOFING AROUND? 217 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,203 - I'M NOT GOOFING AROUND. YOU'RE GOOFING AROUND. 218 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,272 BY THE WAY, IS IT HOT IN HERE? - NOT REALLY. 219 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,575 - I GOT TO BE HONEST, MAN. 220 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,209 IT SEEMS A LITTLE WARM TO ME. 221 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,678 LET'S SEE... 222 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,722 [bird screeches] 223 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,858 [screeches] 224 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,193 NOTHING IN THE KITCHEN. - ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 225 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,995 - I ACTUALLY FEEL PRETTY TERRIFIC, 226 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:18,198 LIKE SUPER DUPER FOCUSED. 227 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,607 - WHY ARE YOU STARING AT MY EAR? 228 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,875 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF IT. 229 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,910 - WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO FAST? - WHY ARE YOU HEARING SO SLOW? 230 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,244 WHY ARE YOU DOING EVERYTHING SO SLOW? 231 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,780 WHY DO YOU MOVE SO SLOW ALL THE TIME, GUS? 232 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:33,914 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. 233 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,248 IF THERE WERE GREENIES IN THIS HOUSE, 234 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,784 I THINK WE WOULD'VE FOUND THEM BY NOW. 235 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,919 - DUDE, NOT NECESSARILY. 236 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,755 - [counting rapidly] 20. 237 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,256 [counting rapidly] 30. 238 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,792 - SHAWN. - WHAT? 239 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,330 - I HAD A FRIEND OF MINE AT THE LAB 240 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,799 RUN A QUICK TEST ON THE WATER, 241 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,934 AND IT IS, IN FACT, LACED WITH AMPHETAMINES. 242 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,803 NOW, WHAT MADE YOU SUSPECT THIS, BY THE WAY? 243 00:08:55,836 --> 00:09:00,273 - [rapidly] 47, 48, 49, 50, 51! 244 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,842 - OH, NO. 245 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,577 - HE MEMORIZED THE ENTIRE OWNER'S MANUAL TO MY CAR 246 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:04,578 ON THE WAY OVER HERE. 247 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:05,646 - HEY, JULES. 248 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,580 DID YOU KNOW THAT THE TOYOTA ECHO 249 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,816 HAS A 1.5-LITER INLINE 4-CYLINDER ENGINE 250 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,651 WITH MULTI-LOCKING BRAKES? 251 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,952 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHAWN? 252 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,854 - HE ACCIDENTALLY INGESTED SPEED. 253 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,288 - OKAY. ARE YOU WORKING ON ANYTHING 254 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,057 WE SHOULD BE INVOLVED WITH? - NOT YET. 255 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,358 - GOOD. - HEY. 256 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,960 IT'S THE BALD, BLIND UMPIRE OF SANTA BARBARA. 257 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,596 - YOU WERE OUT BY A FOOT. - COME ON, YOU TWO. 258 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:25,666 SHAWN, I THINK WE SHOULD TELL MEL HORNSBY ABOUT THE BOTTLE. 259 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,735 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. THAT'S WHO YOU'RE WORKING FOR? 260 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,069 - YEP. HE HIRED ME TO INVESTIGATE 261 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,303 THE TRAGIC DEATH OF GRADY BARRETT, 262 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,839 AND HE MADE ME A COACH. - YOU'RE KIDDING. 263 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:32,840 WHY DIDN'T HE CONTACT ME? 264 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,808 I'VE BEEN A SEASON-TICKET HOLDER FOR 15 YEARS. 265 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,143 - PROBABLY BECAUSE HE WANTED SOMEBODY GOOD, 266 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,678 THOUGH I'M SURE HE APPRECIATES THE 40 BUCKS 267 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,946 YOU SHELL OUT FOR THOSE TICKETS ANNUALLY. 268 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,814 - SHAWN, ENOUGH. I NEED YOU TO FOCUS RIGHT NOW. 269 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,316 - BUDDY, I'M NOT SURE I'M CAPABLE OF ANYTHING ELSE. 270 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,252 I'M LOCKED IN ON YOUR EAR AGAIN. 271 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,519 - SHAWN, LISTEN, I THINK MEL WAS RIGHT 272 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:49,657 ABOUT SOMEBODY SLIPPING GRADY GREENIES WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE. 273 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,792 - I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT, GUS. 274 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,126 DAD, WHO WEARS NUMBER 42? 275 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,996 - IZZY JACKSON, ORGANIZATION'S TOP PROSPECT. 276 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,998 HE SIGNED A MASSIVE CONTRACT LAST YEAR. 277 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,100 - SWEET. LET'S GO. - TO WHERE? 278 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,869 - HOW LONG UNTIL THE STUFF WEARS OFF? 279 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,837 - HOPEFULLY IN ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR. 280 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,020 [clicks tongue] SHAWN, WAKE UP. 281 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,889 - [gasps] WHERE ARE WE? 282 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,356 - AT THE ADDRESS YOU TOLD ME TO DRIVE TO 283 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,193 RIGHT BEFORE YOU PASSED OUT. - OH, MAN. 284 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:29,863 THOSE THINGS WILL REALLY SLAP YOU ON THE WAY DOWN. 285 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:33,366 - WHY ARE WE AT A BAR? 286 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,368 - [sighs] IT'S NOT JUST ANY BAR, GUS. 287 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,370 IT'S THE FAVORITE HANGOUT OF THE SEABIRDS. 288 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,906 - FOR REAL? WHERE? 289 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,908 - THE TEAM. - OH. 290 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,376 WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT? - 'CAUSE YOU'RE A FOOL. 291 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,379 BY THE WAY, THESE GUYS HAVE REALLY TAKEN TO ME. 292 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,749 I MEAN, THEY REALLY LOVE ME, FOR SERIOUS. 293 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,819 RICKY, GOOD GAME TODAY, MAN. 294 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,387 - HEY, THANKS, TOWEL BOY. - [chuckles] 295 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,756 YOU SEE? 296 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,390 WE'RE JUST LIKE A FAMILY. 297 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,927 THIS IS WHERE I'M BETTING WE'LL FIND IZZY JACKSON, 298 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,062 THE, UH, ACTUAL OWNER OF THAT WATER BOTTLE. 299 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,231 - SO HE KILLED GRADY? - YEAH. 300 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,933 BUT NOT NECESSARILY ON PURPOSE. 301 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,267 HE HAD A HITTING SESSION WITH GRADY 302 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,936 ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF BEFORE HE DIED. 303 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,971 THIS IS WHAT I THINK HAPPENED. 304 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,774 IZZY'S POPPING GREENIES TO IMPROVE HIS PERFORMANCE. 305 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,809 THEY GET THEIR BOTTLES MIXED UP DURING THE SESSION. 306 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,779 GRADY GOES HOME WITH THE WRONG BOTTLE, TAKES A FEW MORE SWIGS. 307 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,348 HIS OLD HEART JUST-- JUST GIVES OUT ON HIM. 308 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:24,985 - WAIT A SECOND. 309 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,988 IZZY'S TAKING GREENIES? DON'T THEY TEST FOR THAT STUFF? 310 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,257 - YEAH, BUT IT'S PRETTY EASY TO GET AROUND THOSE TESTS. 311 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,092 - HOW? - I COULD PASS ONE TOMORROW 312 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,261 BY SIMPLY TAKING SOME OF YOUR URINE, 313 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:37,264 PUTTING IT IN A CUP, SWAPPING IT OUT WITH MY URINE. 314 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,967 - I WOULD NOT LET YOU TOUCH MY URINE. 315 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,434 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE FRIEND I THOUGHT YOU WERE. 316 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,936 - [scoffs] WELL... 317 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,805 SO WHAT'S OUR PLAN? - SIMPLE-- 318 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,975 WE APPROACH IZZY, GET HIM TO ADMIT TO POPPING GREENIES. 319 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,810 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND SIMPLE, SHAWN. 320 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,813 GUS, DON'T BE PETE ROSE'S HAIRCUT. 321 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,114 IZZY! 322 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,416 [chuckles] WHAT'S UP, MAN? 323 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,051 WHAT IS UP? 324 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,252 SHAWN SPENCER. 325 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,989 YEAH, WE MET EARLIER TODAY. I'M YOUR NEW HITTING COACH. 326 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,456 - REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE, UM-- 327 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,825 - NEW SHORTSTOP? NO. 328 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,927 - TOWEL BOY, ACTUALLY. - OH. 329 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,263 - HEY, YOU'RE THE NEW MASCOT, RIGHT? 330 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,299 YOU DO A KILLER WORM. 331 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,067 UGH, UGH. [girl laughs] 332 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,936 - I ACTUALLY HAD AN ITCH. 333 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,971 - LISTEN, SHAWN, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, 334 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,007 BUT, UH, I'M ON A BIT OF A HOT STREAK OF LATE, 335 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,475 AND I DON'T WANT YOU COMING IN AND MESSING WITH MY SWING, 336 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,477 BECAUSE I HAVE A TENDENCY TO OVERTHINK THINGS. 337 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,848 - AH, THAT SURPRISES ME, BUT DOESN'T MATTER, 338 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,050 'CAUSE IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT, AM I RIGHT? 339 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,152 YEAH. BESIDES, YOU LOOK SO FOCUSED 340 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,320 AT THE PLATE THESE DAYS-- 341 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,456 I MEAN, JUST REALLY, REALLY FOCUSED. 342 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,058 - WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING? 343 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,126 - NOTHING, MAN... 344 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,994 THOUGH IF YOU WERE GETTING A LITTLE EXTRA SOMETHING 345 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,964 FROM, UH, UNCLE GREENIE, 346 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,298 I WOULDN'T BE MAD AT THAT. 347 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,067 LORD KNOWS I USED THEM WHEN I WAS PLAYING. 348 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,269 - YEAH, I NEVER TOUCHED THAT STUFF, AND I NEVER WILL. 349 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,171 - WELL, I CAN RESPECT THAT. 350 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,940 - YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER. 351 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,507 - OH, COME ON, IZZY, THE PARTY'S JUST GETTING STARTED. 352 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,176 - NO, I SAID IT'S OVER. 353 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,377 - HEY. HEY, HEY. 354 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,179 HEY, SETTLE DOWN, IZZY, HUH? TAKE IT EASY. 355 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,513 - HEY. IT'S ALL GOOD, CAL. 356 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,015 - HEY, BARTENDER, LET'S GET ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS 357 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,350 FOR THIS MAN ON ME, ALL RIGHT? 358 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,352 - [chuckles] THIS GUY. - SHAWN... 359 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,553 - LET'S GET OUR DRINK ON! 360 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,455 - WHOO! - THIS GUY. 361 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,057 YEAH! 362 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,424 WHOO-HOO-HOO! - [hiccups] 363 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,360 - IT'S NEVER WISE TO MESS WITH A DRUNK IDIOT, SHAWN. 364 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,394 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT, HUH? 365 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,964 - OH, MAN, ARE YOU A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES, CAL. 366 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:20,033 MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BACK HERE PLAYING FOR THE SEABIRDS. 367 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,368 - YEAH, NOR CAN I. 368 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,370 AFTER THE RANGERS CUT ME, 369 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,373 IT WAS EITHER SIGN UP HERE OR GET SOME LOUSY JOB 370 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,607 LIKE SELLING PHARMACEUTICALS. 371 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,243 - THAT'S A NOBLE PROFESSION. - MM. 372 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,879 - YOU LOOK GOOD, MAN, REAL GOOD. 373 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,113 I GOT TO TELL YOU, 374 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,182 I'VE BEEN A FAN, A BIG FAN OVER THE YEARS. 375 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,384 - WELL, LISTEN, I APPRECIATE YOU BEING SUCH A BIG FAN AND ALL, 376 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,219 BUT I'M NOT SURE I'M WORTHY OF IT, 377 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,121 ESPECIALLY AFTER THE CAREER I'VE HAD. 378 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,923 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 379 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,925 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR KNEES, 380 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,994 YOU WOULD'VE BEEN A PERENNIAL ALL-STAR. 381 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,930 I MEAN, YOU HIT OVER .300 ALL FOUR YEARS IN BALTIMORE. 382 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,933 YOUR 36.2 PERCENTAGE FOR THROWING OUT BASE RUNNERS 383 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,367 WAS ONE OF THE BEST OF YOUR ERA. 384 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:55,869 - YOU REALLY ARE A FAN, HUH? 385 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,938 - I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, 386 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,573 I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GET BACK IN THE BIG LEAGUES. 387 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,976 I JUST FEEL LIKE I GOT SOMETHING LEFT IN THE TANK, YOU KNOW? 388 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,411 - YOU BET YOUR BUTT YOU DO. 389 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,179 I'M GONNA HELP YOU GET BACK, CAL. 390 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,948 - UH, YOU ARE NOT A REAL COACH. 391 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,217 - YOU'RE NOT A REAL PERSON. 392 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,085 MAN, YOU WILL BE CATCHING AGAIN IN THE BIGS IN NO TIME. 393 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,087 - WELL, I APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM, SHAWN, 394 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:17,257 BUT IF IT IS GONNA HAPPEN, IT'S NOT GONNA BE AS A CATCHER. 395 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,259 MY KNEES CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 396 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,594 WHAT I GOT TO DO IS I GOT TO TRANSITION TO FIRST BASE, 397 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:25,065 BUT I GOT THAT DRUNK MORON AHEAD OF ME. 398 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:28,101 - [silly voice] NOW BATTING, IZZY JACKSON! 399 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,970 - WOW. THAT'S ACTUALLY IMPRESSIVE. 400 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,238 - IT'S DISGUSTING. 401 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,340 - YEAH, MEL WANTS ME TO WHIP HIM INTO SHAPE, BUT I DON'T KNOW. 402 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,642 [sighs] - CARE TO DANCE? 403 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,912 - I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO. 404 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:42,115 EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN. 405 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:45,252 - [sighs] COULD HE BE ANY MORE AWESOME? 406 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:48,355 SHAWN, HOW ARE WE GONNA PROVE THAT IZZY'S TAKING GREENIES? 407 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,124 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO TEST THIS GUY. 408 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,993 - IZZY, WE GOT A GAME TOMORROW. 409 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,228 - MM. 410 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,196 - IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE, 411 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,098 YOU'RE GONNA END UP WHIZZING YOURSELF AGAIN. 412 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,332 [Izzy belches] 413 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,501 - HEY, DRUNK... - NO. 414 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,304 - YES. YES. YES. YES. - NO. NO. NO. NO, SHAWN. 415 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,140 - AH, EXCUSE ME? 416 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:10,310 ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS FOR MY BOY IZZY THERE 417 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,644 AND SOME SHOTS. 418 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,181 UH, KEEP IT COMING ALL NIGHT LONG. 419 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,183 BIG NIGHT FOR HIM. THANK YOU. 420 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,520 WHIZZY. 421 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,294 - [groans] 422 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:33,200 [groans] 423 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,035 NOT AGAIN. 424 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,170 - STEALING THE PANTS OFF A DRUNK GUY 425 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,039 FOR A URINE SAMPLE-- REALLY, SHAWN? 426 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,340 - HEY, HEY, HEY, LOOK, FOR THE RECORD, 427 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,175 HE REMOVED THEM HIMSELF, OKAY? 428 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,677 I JUST HOOKED THEM WITH A STICK AND THEN RAN OFF 429 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,179 AS HE TRIED TO SET GUS ON FIRE. 430 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,181 THAT GUY PARTIES HARD. - THINK QUICK, TOWEL BOY. 431 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,349 - HEY! 432 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,751 I AM YOUR COACH. I AM NOT THE TOWEL BOY. 433 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,353 I HAVE MY OWN WINDBREAKER. 434 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,188 - YEAH, WELL, IT WAS A HAREBRAINED IDEA, 435 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,456 BUT SHOCKINGLY, IT WORKED. 436 00:15:56,489 --> 00:16:00,560 THE LAB WAS ABLE TO RUN A TEST ON THE URINE FOUND ON THE JEANS. 437 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,695 - NICE. AND? 438 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:06,233 - UH, THE GUY HAD A BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL OF .29. 439 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,034 HE WAS LOADED. 440 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:10,337 - OKAY. WELL, WHAT ABOUT GREENIES? 441 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,072 - NO, NOTHING. 442 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,374 [loud thud] 443 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,609 - WHERE'S JACKSON? 444 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,545 - SORRY. HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, MEL. 445 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,248 - SHAWN, IF IZZY WASN'T TAKING THE PILLS HIMSELF, 446 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,783 MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CONSIDER THAT HE WAS TRYING TO KILL GRADY. 447 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,218 - DAMN PRIMA DONNA. 448 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,087 EASON? - YEAH. 449 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,689 - YOU'RE STARTING TONIGHT-- FIRST BASE. 450 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,026 - ALL RIGHT. 451 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,727 - THERE'S ONE MORE POSSIBILITY. 452 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,230 [whispering] IF IZZY TESTED POSITIVE FOR AMPHETAMINES, 453 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,232 HOW LONG WOULD HE BE SUSPENDED? 454 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:42,502 - UH, FIRST OFFENSE, 30 GAMES. WHY? 455 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,573 - WHAT I NEED TO DO IS TRANSITION TO FIRST BASE, 456 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,542 BUT I GOT THAT DRUNK MORON AHEAD OF ME. 457 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,411 I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, I WOULD DO ANYTHING 458 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,613 TO GET ONE MORE SHOT AT THE BIG LEAGUES. 459 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,758 - LAST NIGHT YOU SAID, "LET'S STEAL THESE GUYS' PANTS, 460 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,095 AND THE INVESTIGATION WILL BE OVER." 461 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,097 - JUST FOR THE RECORD, USUALLY WHEN I SAY THAT, 462 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,598 IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE CASE, OKAY? 463 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,266 I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME. - FOR WHAT? 464 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,102 - TO PROVE THAT THE DRUGS THAT KILLED GRADY 465 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,104 WERE PLACED THERE BY CAL. 466 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,438 - I KNOW. 467 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,140 HE'S TRYING TO GET IZZY SUSPENDED 468 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,109 SO THEY CAN TAKE HIS PLAYING TIME. 469 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,444 DOESN'T THAT SUCK? THE MAN USED TO BE MY IDOL. 470 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,345 - YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS? 471 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,114 BEING A CLASSICALLY TRAINED TAP DANCER 472 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,149 THAT'S BEING FORCED TO DANCE THE MACARENA 473 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,617 IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF LIQUORED-UP TOWNIES 474 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,285 WHILE WEARING A FLEA-INFESTED SEABIRD SUIT. 475 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,154 SINCE WHEN ARE YOU CLASSICALLY TRAINED IN ANYTHING? 476 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,455 - THIS I THE LAST GAME THAT I'M DOING, SHAWN. 477 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,124 AND IF THESE FOLKS WANT THE MACARENA, 478 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,527 THEY'RE FRESH OUT OF LUCK. 479 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,097 [crack of bat] - [sighs] 480 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,569 SAY IT AIN'T SO, CAL. 481 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,771 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 482 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,341 - MAN, I BELIEVED IN YOU. - [grunts] 483 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,708 YOU BELIEVED IN ME? 484 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,645 - THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN A LOT OF THINGS. 485 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,380 I BELIEVE IN FRESH TENNIS BALLS, 486 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,881 THE HEALING POWER OF BUNNIES, 487 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,550 AND THAT THE NOVELS OF SUSAN SONTAG 488 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,884 ARE SOMETHING I'LL NEVER READ. 489 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,654 IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SUSAN SONTAG IS. 490 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,721 WHAT, IS SHE, LIKE, A PAINTER? 491 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:12,559 I BELIEVE IN CRYSTAL LIGHT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN ME. 492 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,427 I BELIEVE IN THE MOVIES OF VAL KILMER, 493 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,462 THOUGH THESE DAYS IT AIN'T SO EASY. 494 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,431 I BELIEVE IN DARREN SPROLES, THE WORD "DABBLE," 495 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,267 THE FIRST SEASON OF SILK STALKINGS, 496 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,270 AND BIG, WARM, MOIST, GOOEY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES 497 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,672 THAT MELT IN YOUR MOUTH AND ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 498 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,706 FINALLY... 499 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,676 I BELIEVE THAT YOU SECRETLY TRIED TO DRUG IZZY 500 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,344 SO THAT YOU COULD STEAL HIS PLAYING TIME, 501 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,612 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 502 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,813 - OH, MY. 503 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,682 THAT WAS A STUPID SPEECH. 504 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,384 - CAN YOU DENY IT? 505 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,685 - [laughs] 506 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,353 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SHAWN. 507 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,189 FIRST OF ALL, IZZY DOESN'T NEED ANY HELP 508 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,690 GETTING IN TROUBLE, OKAY? 509 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:47,527 SECONDLY, IF I WAS CHEATING, I WOULDN'T BE STUCK IN "A" BALL. 510 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:56,669 [grunts] 511 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,773 - WOW. HE REALLY GOT A HOLD OF THAT. 512 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,310 [cheers and applause] 513 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,947 [lively organ music plays] 514 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,783 [crowd booing] 515 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,820 - DO THE MACARENA! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 516 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,822 - IT'S CALLED REAL DANCING. 517 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,325 - YOU SUCK! 518 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,559 [booing continues] 519 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,395 - OW! SOMETHING JUST BIT ME. 520 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,963 [cheers and applause] 521 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,698 OW! 522 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,933 OW! 523 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,501 OW! STOP IT! 524 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,670 STOP IT! 525 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,939 [cheers and applause] OW! WAIT! 526 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,575 [grunting] 527 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,249 - COME ON, LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD AT BATS OUT THERE! 528 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,617 - GOOD AT BATS OUT THERE! 529 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,656 - HEY, SINCE WHEN DO YOU CHEW TOBACCO? 530 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,723 - I DON'T. 531 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:54,694 THIS IS ALL PRETZEL, MY FRIEND... 532 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,763 SNYDER'S OF HANOVER. 533 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,332 YOU WANT A PINCH OF THIS? - NO, I'M GOOD. 534 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,901 - LEADING OFF FOR THE SEABIRDS, NUMBER 35, 535 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,437 WILSON HENZE! 536 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,373 - YOU HAVE ANY UPDATES FOR ME? 537 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,778 - LET'S JUST SAY I'M ZEROING IN ON A SUSPECT. 538 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,913 - YEAH, GOOD, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER 539 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,448 I CAN KEEP UP THIS CHARADE. 540 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,983 - ALL SEASON. 541 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,452 - HEY, TURN YOUR BACK. 542 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,754 G.M. OF THE WHOLE ORGANIZATION'S COMING. 543 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:22,989 HEY. 544 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,792 - MEL, I'D LIKE A WORD. 545 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:26,893 - AH. 546 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,595 - WHY ISN'T IZZY JACKSON PLAYING? 547 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,763 - MANAGER'S DECISION. 548 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,633 I MEAN, THE GUY SHOWS UP TWO HOURS LATE TO THE PARK. 549 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,767 IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME. 550 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,003 HE HAS A MAJOR ATTITUDE PROBLEM. 551 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,805 - I DON'T CARE. 552 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,941 I HAVE SCOUTS HERE, SO I WANT HIM PLAYING. 553 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,711 IS THAT CLEAR? - YEAH. 554 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:50,517 [upbeat organ music plays] 555 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,551 * 556 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,585 JACKSON. 557 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,021 YOU'RE BATTING FOR HENZE. - BATTING FOR HENZE! 558 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,489 [clapping] 559 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:57,790 - AND, CAL, YOU'RE MOVING BACK TO CATCHER. 560 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,293 - BACK BEHIND THE DISH, CAL! 561 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:01,861 SORRY. 562 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:05,798 - OH, MAN, THAT GUY GETS ON MY NERVES. 563 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,900 I'VE HAD IT WITH HIM. 564 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,969 - NOW BATTING FOR HENZE, NUMBER 42, 565 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,804 IZZY JACKSON! 566 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,975 [cheers and applause] 567 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,853 - NEXT PITCH IS A CURVEBALL. - I DOUBT IT. 568 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:30,557 - STRIKE! 569 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,859 - HOW'D YOU KNOW? - MEL... 570 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:33,793 I HAVE THE GIFT. 571 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,862 - HOW ABOUT THE NEXT PITCH? 572 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,703 - UH, IT'S A SLIDER. 573 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,772 - IZZY! 574 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:51,878 - JACKSON, WHO'S BEEN HOT LATELY, 575 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,980 HAS NOT HAD GOOD LUCK AGAINST HOLANDER. 576 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,987 [cheers and applause] HERE'S A LONG DRIVE! 577 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,590 - OH, THAT'S GONNA CARRY. 578 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,458 - GONE! IT'S A HOME RUN! 579 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,608 - THANKS, TOWEL BOY. 580 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,679 - NICE! STAY IN THE GAME! 581 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:30,517 [cheers and applause] 582 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,854 [cheers and applause] 583 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,889 - ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS A T-SHIRT? 584 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:37,990 ALL RIGHT, YOU? THIS GUY? 585 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,728 WHO WANTS ONE, HUH? ANYBODY, HMM? 586 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,801 - HEY, SEABIRD! YOU CAN'T DANCE FOR CRAP! 587 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,440 - [whispering] GUS, GUS. 588 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,074 DUDE... 589 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,043 I THINK I KNOW WHO DID IT FOR REAL NOW. 590 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,144 - GOOD. THEN CAN YOU BUST HIM 591 00:22:58,177 --> 00:22:59,646 SO WE CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE? 592 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,848 - FIRST, I NEED TO MAKE AN APOLOGY. 593 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,950 - TO WHO? - HEY, UMP, I NEED A TIME! 594 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,184 - TIME-OUT. 595 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:09,088 - HEY! HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 596 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,757 - OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. 597 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:11,891 - THIS IS SOMETHING YOU RARELY SEE. 598 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,961 THE PITCHER IS GETTING A VISIT FROM THE HITTING COACH. 599 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,796 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 600 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:20,467 - CAL, DAMN IT, MAN, I'M SO SORRY. 601 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:24,437 I WAS WRONG TO ACCUSE YOU OF TRYING TO SABOTAGE IZZY. 602 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,005 THE WHOLE TIME IT'S BEEN RICKY. 603 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,475 YEAH, HE'S-- HE'S TRYING TO GET IZZY BACK 604 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,976 FOR SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE. 605 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,110 - RICKY ISN'T MARRIED. 606 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,278 - YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? - MM-HMM. 607 00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:34,681 - HE WAS AWFULLY LOVEY-DOVEY AT THE BAR THE OTHER NIGHT 608 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:38,985 WITH THAT SMOKIN'-HOT, FILTHY, SLUTTY BLONDE IN THE RED. 609 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,820 - HEY, THAT'S MY WIFE. 610 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:41,988 - YEAH. 611 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,690 - LOOK, RODRIGUEZ, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS 612 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,024 ON PITCHING STRIKES OUT HERE, OKAY? 613 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:46,693 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 614 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:47,994 - RICKY'S SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE. 615 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,829 - AND IZZY, TOO... POSSIBLY. 616 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,864 THAT'S--THAT'S AN ISSUE FOR ANOTHER TIME. 617 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,533 - SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS GOING TO THE MOVIES 618 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:54,834 WITH YOUR WIFE THE OTHER NIGHT. 619 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,703 - WELL, THAT'S WHAT LILLY TOLD ME. 620 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:58,104 SO, IF SHE WASN'T AT THE MOVIES EITHER, 621 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,006 WHERE WAS SHE? 622 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,615 - YOU GUYS REALLY GET AROUND. 623 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,717 - OH, MAN. 624 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,019 - THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WEIRDEST MOUND MEETING 625 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,754 I HAVE EVER SEEN. 626 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,888 - GOOD TALK. 627 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,857 COME ON, RODRIGUEZ. COME ON. 628 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:20,860 - UH, YES? - WE'RE ALL GOOD, MEL. 629 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,929 - LOOKS LIKE WE'RE READY TO GET BACK TO THE ACTION HERE, 630 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,197 WITH THE SEABIRDS UP 2-0 631 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,700 IN THE TOP OF THE SIXTH. 632 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:36,475 AND HE THROWS THE BALL AT IZZY JACKSON. 633 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,818 HEY! COME BACK HERE! 634 00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:48,655 - WELL, FOLKS, IN ALL MY YEARS, THIS IS A FIRST-- 635 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:51,624 A BENCH-CLEARING BRAWL CONSISTING OF ONE TEAM. 636 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:55,828 - GUS, WHA-- 637 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:59,031 - EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. THERE'S NO REASON TO FIGHT. 638 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,669 - YOU THINK THIS IS SHAWN'S DOING? 639 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:03,502 - NO DOUBT. 640 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:05,204 - BREAK IT UP, FELLAS. BREAK IT UP. 641 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,974 - I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS CRAP. 642 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,543 - OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T. 643 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:13,813 [cheers and applause] 644 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,617 - OH! OH, OH! - OW! 645 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,256 - I GUESS NOW'S NOT THE BEST TIME 646 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,292 TO TALK ABOUT ME PINCH-HITTING. 647 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,796 - THAT, MEN... 648 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:33,065 WAS A TOTAL DISGRACE. - TOTAL DISGRACE. 649 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,801 - ONLY A BUNCH OF DAMN IDIOTS 650 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,803 FIGHT ON THE FIELD WITH THEIR OWN MEN! 651 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:39,806 - BUNCH OF DAMN IDIOTS. - WILL YOU STOP THAT? 652 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:40,940 - SORRY. 653 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:43,810 - THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME MAJOR CHANGES AROUND HERE! 654 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:44,944 DO YOU HEAR ME? 655 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:46,979 IZZY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 656 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,047 - I'M OUT. 657 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,281 IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. 658 00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,283 - HEY, I HAD ENOUGH-- GET BACK OVER THERE. 659 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:54,721 DAMN IT, I SAID GET BACK HERE. 660 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:58,124 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LISTEN, ABOUT THE CHANGES MEL REFERRED TO, 661 00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:00,993 I WILL BE HITTING THIRD TOMORROW ON-- 662 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:02,695 - WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HE? 663 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,732 YEAH, THIS AIN'T OVER CAHOON. 664 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:07,299 - COME ON. 665 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:10,102 YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? - OH, YEAH, I WANT SOME OF THAT. 666 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,138 - YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW. 667 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:14,707 - WHERE'S MEL? - HE JUST WENT AFTER IZZY. 668 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:15,842 - THANKS. 669 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,977 BY THE WAY, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU'RE FIRED. 670 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,145 - I'M YOUR NEW HITTING COACH. 671 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:22,281 - NO, THIS IS THE NEW HITTING COACH. 672 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,983 - THAT'S WADE BOGGS. 673 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,685 OH, MY GOD. 674 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,387 GUS! GUS, STOP IT! 675 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,022 WADE BOGGS IS HERE. 676 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,124 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS MAN HAS ACCOMPLISHED? 677 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:37,029 FOR 17 SEASONS, HE ATE CHICKEN BEFORE EVERY SINGLE GAME. 678 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:39,365 - I ALSO WON FIVE BATTING TITLES 679 00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:42,134 AND WAS A 12-TIME ALL-STAR. 680 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,136 - GRILLED OR CRISPY? 681 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:45,171 - VERY FUNNY. 682 00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:47,173 - NO, NO, NO. GUS NEVER KIDS AROUND ABOUT FOOD. 683 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:49,175 - NOPE. - MOSTLY CRISPY. 684 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,010 - WOW. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. - SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 685 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,011 - WOW. 686 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:53,345 CAN WE GO ALREADY? 687 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:56,048 - YEAH, JUST AS SOON AS WE APOLOGIZE TO MEL. 688 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:57,349 - YOU MEAN AFTER YOU APOLOGIZE. 689 00:26:57,383 --> 00:27:00,019 CHECK IT OUT-- I STOLE WADE BOGGS' BELT. 690 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:03,355 - WHY? - BECAUSE HE'S WADE BOGGS. 691 00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:06,158 OH, NO. 692 00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,033 POOR IZZY. 693 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:20,673 - YOU GUYS REALLY BELIEVE 694 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:22,742 THAT I HIT IZZY JACKSON OVER THE HEAD 695 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,376 WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND KILLED HIM? 696 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:27,747 - WELL, WE'VE GOT TEN OF YOUR PLAYERS THAT HAVE GONE ON RECORD 697 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:29,048 SAYING YOU HAD IT OUT FOR THE GUY. 698 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,150 - AND YOU WERE SEEN RUNNING AFTER HIM 699 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,118 MINUTES BEFORE HIS DEATH. 700 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,220 - I WANTED TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND. 701 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:35,221 I'LL ADMIT THAT. 702 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,389 BUT I NEVER FOUND HIM. 703 00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:40,760 HEY, YOU GUYS GOT TO BELIEVE ME. 704 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:42,261 - WE DON'T. 705 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:48,134 [door opens] 706 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,705 - I BELIEVE HIM. 707 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:55,074 I MEAN, WHY WOULD HE HIRE US TO INVESTIGATE HIS PLAYERS 708 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:57,109 AND THEN KILL ONE THE NEXT DAY? 709 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:58,945 - THROW US OFF THE TRAIL. - I AGREE. 710 00:27:58,978 --> 00:27:59,912 - YOU'D SAY ANYTHING 711 00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:01,013 TO KEEP FROM WEARING THAT SEABIRD SUIT AGAIN. 712 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,783 - I CANNOT DENY THAT. - IT DOES MAKE SENSE, SHAWN. 713 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,785 HE WANTS IZZY OFF THE TEAM. WHAT DOES HE DO? 714 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:08,120 HE TRIES TO GET HIM TO TEST POSITIVE FOR DRUGS. 715 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:10,156 - THAT DOESN'T WORK, SO HE SNAPS AND KILLS HIM. 716 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,958 - COME ON, YOU KNOW HOW MANY JERKS 717 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,793 MEL'S COACHED OVER THE LAST 30 YEARS? 718 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,995 HE DIDN'T KILL ANY OF THEM. THIS IS A REACH. 719 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,097 - REALLY? THEN WHY DID WE FIND A BAG FULL OF AMPHETAMINES 720 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,431 IN HIS APARTMENT THIS MORNING? 721 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:20,432 - GREENIES. 722 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,468 - I'M SORRY, SHAWN. 723 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:32,311 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 724 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:37,817 - HEY, DAD. 725 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:39,185 DOES MEL BAT LEFTY OR RIGHTY? 726 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,152 - UH, RIGHTY. WHY? 727 00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:43,055 - YES. IZZY WAS HIT FROM BEHIND ON THE LEFT. 728 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:44,323 NOW, YOU TELL ME HOW A RIGHT-HANDED HITTER 729 00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:45,524 COULD HAVE DONE THAT. 730 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,760 - EASILY. SWINGING BACKHANDED. 731 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,261 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? 732 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,964 BUT...IT'S LIKE YOU WANT MEL TO BE GUILTY. 733 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:52,965 COME ON, LET'S GO TALK TO WOODY. 734 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:54,033 MEL NEEDS YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW. 735 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,267 - OH, SURE, HE NEEDS MY HELP NOW. 736 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:56,502 WHY DIDN'T HE CALL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE? 737 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:59,906 - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS ABOUT HIM HIRING ME INSTEAD OF YOU. 738 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:02,108 - I HAVE BEEN A SEASON TICKET HOLDER FOR 20 YEARS, SHAWN. 739 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:04,143 OH, HE'LL CALL ME UP WHEN HE NEEDS A SPEEDING TICKET FIXED. 740 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,979 BUT CALL ME FOR REAL INVESTIGATIVE WORK? NAH! 741 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:09,248 - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW RIDICULOUS YOU SOUND? 742 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:12,819 - YES, I DO... NOW THAT I'VE SAID IT OUT LOUD. 743 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:15,922 - SO I'VE PUT TOGETHER A DEMONSTRATION FOR YOU GUYS, 744 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,489 BUT I'M GOING TO NEED A VOLUNTEER FIRST. 745 00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:19,158 I HAVE TO WARN YOU, IT INVOLVES ME 746 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:23,029 WHACKING YOU IN THE HEAD WITH THIS BASEBALL BAT. 747 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:25,131 NO TAKERS. WELL... 748 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,834 THANK GOD I PACKED A WATERMELON FOR LUNCH. 749 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:29,101 - OOH. 750 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:31,570 - WOODY, HOW IS WATCHING YOU HIT A WATERMELON 751 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,905 GONNA HELP US WITH THE CASE? 752 00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:34,273 - WELL, GUS, FIRST OF ALL, 753 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,942 WATERMELON IS HIGH IN VITAMIN "C," 754 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,844 WHICH IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN. - THAT'S TRUE. 755 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:40,112 - AND SECONDLY, IT WILL SUPPORT SHAWN'S CLAIM 756 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,014 THAT MEL DIDN'T KILL THIS YOUNG MAN. 757 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:44,250 AS YOU CAN SEE-- EXCUSE ME, GUS-- 758 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:49,822 THE FRACTURE ON IZZY'S SKULL IS NEARLY FOUR INCHES, 759 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,390 WHICH MEANS THAT SOMEBODY CLUBBED HIM HARD. 760 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:55,962 - HARDER THAN A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN SWINGING BACKHANDED 761 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,229 WOULD BE CAPABLE OF. 762 00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,165 - CORRECT. AND THAT WILL BE CLEAR 763 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:01,467 ONCE I DO EXACTLY THAT TO ONE OF YOUR HEADS. 764 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,169 I MEAN THIS MELON. 765 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:06,538 AND KEEP IN MIND, I AM WELL SOUTH OF 60, 766 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:08,507 AND I'M NO SLOUCH AT THE PLATE MYSELF. 767 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,342 I WAS ALL-CORONERS LEAGUE FOR THREE SEASONS. 768 00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:12,344 PLAYED THE HOT CORONER. [chuckles] 769 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,313 I ALSO EMBALMED SPARKY ANDERSON. 770 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,015 ONE OF MY THRILLS. - WOODY! 771 00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,216 COULD WE JUST GET ON WITH IT? 772 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:20,286 - OF COURSE. OKAY... BATTER UP! 773 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,354 HERE WE GO. 774 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:26,558 - YEAH, I'M GONNA STATE THE OBVIOUS HERE. 775 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:28,260 THIS IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME. 776 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,396 - I AGREE. MEL DID IT, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. 777 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:32,364 HE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH THE MOTIVATION TO KILL HIM. 778 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:33,499 - YOU CAN DO THIS, WOODY. 779 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,367 - HERE WE GO. 780 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,305 NAILED IT! 781 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,417 - FIRST OF ALL, IZZY DOESN'T NEED ANY HELP 782 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,386 GETTING INTO TROUBLE. 783 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:57,389 - WE, AS AN ORGANIZATION, ARE DEVASTATED 784 00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:59,058 OVER THE DEATH OF IZZY JACKSON. 785 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:02,228 OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO HIM AND HIS FAMILY. 786 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:03,963 [camera clicking] 787 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:05,564 - EXCUSE ME, MR. SPENCER. 788 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:08,400 I'VE BEEN GIVEN INSTRUCTIONS NOT TO LET YOU ON THE PREMISES. 789 00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:11,637 - CHERYL, I ONLY NEED A MINUTE TO GET THE REST OF MY THINGS. 790 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,539 - YOU GOT ONE MINUTE. 791 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:16,943 - YOU'RE A GOOD WOMAN. 792 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:20,246 - WHAT THINGS? WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE? 793 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,281 - [quietly] LISTEN, THE BAT THAT KILLED IZZY 794 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:23,482 WAS 35 INCHES. 795 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:26,485 THE ONLY PLAYER ON THE TEAM THAT USES THAT SIZE WAS CAL. 796 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,554 - SO YOU THINK HE KILLED HIM? - NO, OF COURSE NOT. 797 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:31,423 I'M SURE HE HAS A LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS. 798 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,028 HEY, WHERE'S CAL? 799 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:37,563 - GONE. 800 00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:39,431 HIS LOCKER WAS CLEARED OUT WHEN I GOT IN. 801 00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,308 - WHERE YOU HEADED, CAL? 802 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:52,945 - WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M HEADED, SHAWN? 803 00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:55,447 - OH, I DON'T KNOW... CANADA, MAYBE? 804 00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:57,383 SOME OTHER LAWLESS COUNTRY 805 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,285 WHERE THE AUTHORITIES WON'T BE ABLE TO CATCH UP TO YOU? 806 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:00,686 - SO I SEE I'VE GONE FROM BEING YOUR IDOL 807 00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:02,354 BACK TO COLD-BLOODED KILLER, HUH? 808 00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:04,356 - JUST LIKE OJ AND JAMIE FARR. 809 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:06,392 - JAMIE FARR NEVER KILLED ANYONE, SHAWN. 810 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,027 - YOU'RE SO NAIVE. 811 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:12,231 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHERE I'M HEADED. 812 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:15,968 - OAKLAND. 813 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,436 - MM-HMM. 814 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,405 - OAKLAND OAKLAND? 815 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,572 - THEY CALLED ME THIS MORNING. 816 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,741 - YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE SHOW? 817 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:25,077 OH! - AND WE'RE BACK. 818 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:28,014 - CAL! WAIT A MINUTE. 819 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:29,448 WHY WEREN'T YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOM 820 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:30,416 WHEN IZZY WAS KILLED? 821 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,052 - I WAS HAVING MY KNEES ICED BY THE TRAINER. 822 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:34,987 AND YES, HE CAN CONFIRM THAT. 823 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:37,489 - I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN. DAMN IT, CAL! 824 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:40,459 - OH, I WISH THAT WAS TRUE. - UNH! 825 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:41,994 - YEAH. - AHH. 826 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:44,230 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, MAN. 827 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,332 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU FOR PLAYING YOUR WAY BACK. 828 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,667 - YEAH, WELL, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO 829 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,169 WITH THE WAY I PLAY, SHAWN. 830 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,138 I WAS THE CHEAPEST OPTION. 831 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:55,241 NOWADAYS... 832 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:57,443 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY, SHAWN. 833 00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:01,013 YOU TAKE CARE. 834 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:05,351 [engine starts] 835 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,653 - PSYCH. - HEY, BUDDY. 836 00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:09,288 - SHAWN, WHERE ARE YOU? 837 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,622 AND WHY DO YOU SOUND MUFFLED? 838 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,724 - UH, MUST BE COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING, BUDDY. 839 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,226 I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 840 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,195 - WAIT, SHAWN-- 841 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,297 - WHAT'S HAPPENIN', BABY? 842 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,531 - AFTERNOON, MR. GUSTER. 843 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:22,534 - DID YOU HEAR ABOUT PLUTO? 844 00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:00,172 THAT'S IT. 845 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,778 [crash] UNH! 846 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:09,481 DAMN IT! [clattering] 847 00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:23,562 - THERE'S BEEN A BREAK-IN IN THE MAIN OFFICE. 848 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:28,534 - HEY, COME BACK HERE. STOP! 849 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,712 - LOOK OUT! 850 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,581 [air blast] 851 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:45,117 HERE COMES THE PAIN! 852 00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:47,453 [air blasts] 853 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:50,489 - OUCH! 854 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,530 - SHAWN, WHERE ARE YOU, AND WHERE IS MY CAR? 855 00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,399 - I'LL EXPLAIN IT ALL WHEN I SEE YOU. 856 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,767 I'M ONLY A COUPLE MINUTES AWAY. 857 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,269 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 858 00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:04,503 - DRIVING AROUND FOR A BIT 859 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:06,405 TO MAKE SURE NO ONE WAS FOLLOWING ME. 860 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,574 YOUR LEFT BLINKER'S OUT, BY THE WAY. 861 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:11,343 [tires screech, horn honks] 862 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:14,613 GET THIS, I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS 863 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:15,481 AND SOME GOOD NEWS. 864 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,816 HERE'S THE GOOD. I KNOW WHO KILLED IZZY. 865 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:19,185 - WHAT WAS THE BAD? 866 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:20,486 - THE KILLER MAY KNOW I'M ONTO HIM. 867 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:23,422 - AND WHAT WAS THE OTHER GOOD? 868 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,557 - HE MAY THINK THAT ME IS ACTUALLY YOU. 869 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:28,160 - HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS? 870 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:30,829 - I MEANT GOOD FOR ME. 871 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:33,165 HELLO? 872 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,367 GUS? YOU STILL THERE OR WHAT? 873 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,871 - UH, I KNOW YOU THINK THAT I KNOW STUFF, 874 00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:42,674 BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I DON'T. 875 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:46,245 IN FACT, IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO SHOOT, 876 00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:48,780 I CAN TAKE YOU TO THE GUY WHO REALLY KNOWS STUFF, 877 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,182 AND THEN YOU CAN SHOOT HIM. 878 00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:53,419 IN FACT, I MAY EVEN HELP YOU. 879 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:55,354 - COME WITH ME. 880 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,689 - COME ON, MAN! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS! 881 00:35:57,723 --> 00:36:02,228 - I'D BE HAPPY TO BRING YOU UP TO SPEED. 882 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,530 YOU WERE RIGHT, GUS, THIS SUIT DOES HAVE FLEAS. 883 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,432 IT'S VERY UNPLEASANT. 884 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:07,766 - YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BROKE INTO OUR OFFICES. 885 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,235 - INDEED I WAS. 886 00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:10,602 AND WHILE I WAS THERE I DID 887 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:12,671 SOME PRETTY INTERESTING READING. 888 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,406 GUS, DID YOU KNOW THAT NEIL HERE 889 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,875 IS THE YOUNGEST GM IN TEAM HISTORY? 890 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:18,877 AND THAT HIS FIRST BIG MOVE WAS SIGNING IZZY JACKSON 891 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:20,846 TO ONE OF THE RICHEST ROOKIE CONTRACTS EVER, 892 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,615 TO THE TUNE OF $12 MILLION? 893 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,651 - WOW. - YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY BOLD. 894 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,453 - I BELIEVE IN TAKING RISKS. 895 00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:29,521 - YEAH, YOU DO, BUT THIS ONE HASN'T QUITE WORKED OUT 896 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:30,556 FOR YOU, HAS IT, NEIL? 897 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:33,559 YOU SEE, IZZY'S IMMATURE, AND WORST OF ALL... 898 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:37,629 HE CAN'T HIT A CURVEBALL. 899 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:39,598 WHICH IS A PROBLEM THAT SIMPLY DOESN'T GO AWAY. 900 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:42,634 NOW, LUCKILY, MOST OF THE MONEY WAS TO BE PAID OUT 901 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:44,703 AFTER IZZY IS PROMOTED TO THE BIG LEAGUES. 902 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,705 CERTAINLY YOU WEREN'T STUPID ENOUGH 903 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:50,008 TO GUARANTEE THAT PROMOTION AFTER 60 GAMES. 904 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,678 NO, WAIT, YOU WERE. 905 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,813 - IF I DIDN'T OFFER HIM THAT, ANOTHER TEAM WOULD HAVE. 906 00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,715 - YEAH, IF THE TEAM SHELLED OUT 907 00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,850 10 MILLION MORE DOLLARS TO THAT STIFF, 908 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,752 YOU KNEW YOUR CAREER WOULD BE TOAST. 909 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:01,920 SO WHAT DID YOU DO? 910 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:03,722 WELL, FIRST YOU TRIED TO RIG IT 911 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,024 SO IZZY WOULD FAIL A DRUG TEST, AND THAT DIDN'T WORK. 912 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,760 THEN YOU TRIED TO TRADE HIM TO ANYBODY. 913 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:12,331 EVEN THE PIRATES WEREN'T INTERESTED. 914 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:14,500 I GUESS JUST INJURING HIM WOULD HAVE BEEN WHAT, 915 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,802 TOO TONYA HARDING-ISH FOR YOU? 916 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,770 SO YOU TOOK THE ULTIMATE STEP. 917 00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:21,340 - YOU KILLED HIM! - REALLY? 918 00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:23,409 I DESERVED TO SAY THAT, GUS. 919 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:25,277 DO YOU KNOW ALL THE PIPE I LAID TO GET THAT? 920 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:26,612 - AND YOU WERE GONNA PIN IT ALL ON THE GUY 921 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,614 WHO MANAGED THE TEAM FOR 30 YEARS. 922 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,516 - I DREAMT OF BEING A GM MY ENTIRE LIFE, 923 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:33,385 AND I WASN'T GONNA LET IZZY JACKSON RUIN IT. 924 00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:36,422 MOVE. 925 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,996 - COME ON, NEIL, YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, MAN. 926 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,064 YOU'RE NOT A KILLER. 927 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,799 - YOU WERE ALREADY SPOTTED BREAKING INTO MY OFFICE. 928 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,668 I'LL EXPLAIN THAT I ACTED IN SELF-DEFENSE. 929 00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:50,902 - NOBODY'S GONNA BUY THAT. 930 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:53,672 - MY ALIBI SHOULD BE THE LEAST OF YOUR CONCERNS RIGHT NOW. 931 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:56,642 - DROP IT, NEIL! 932 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:58,810 YOU'RE NOT GONNA SHOOT ME. 933 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:00,546 - WHY AREN'T YOU IN OAKLAND, EASON? 934 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:01,680 - I WAS GEARING UP FOR THE GAME, 935 00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:04,350 AND SOMETHING JUST KEPT EATING AT ME. 936 00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:06,818 MEL COULDN'T HAVE HIS IZZY BECAUSE HE BATS RIGHT-HANDED. 937 00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:09,655 I CAME BACK ON A HUNCH. TURNS OUT I WAS RIGHT. 938 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:11,357 - AND ALL YOU BROUGHT WAS A BASEBALL BAT? 939 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:12,658 - I SAID IT WAS A HUNCH. GIMME A BREAK, HUH? 940 00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:14,826 COME ON, NEIL, YOU'RE NOT A KILLER. 941 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:15,927 - YEAH, WE ALREADY TRIED THAT. 942 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,696 - WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE, SHAWN! 943 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:20,766 - OH, NO, WE'RE NOT. WADE BOGGS IS HERE. 944 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,569 - WHAT THE HELL? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 945 00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:24,536 - GET OUT OF HERE, WADE. 946 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:27,773 - HEY, YOU'RE THE GUY THAT STOLE MY BELT! 947 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,409 - YES, SIR, I AM. 948 00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:35,781 - I CAN'T SHOOT WADE BOGGS. 949 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:40,886 - CHICKEN. 950 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,523 - OOH! 951 00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:45,691 - NICE, DAD! 952 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:49,961 - WADE BOGGS! I'M A GIANT FAN. 953 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,897 - I AM NEVER COMING BACK HERE. 954 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:55,434 - HEY--HEY, WADE... 955 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,068 WHEN'S STEVE GARVEY GETTING IN THE HALL OF FAME? 956 00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:58,737 - FAIR QUESTION. THAT'S FAIR. 957 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:07,446 - NOW, REMEMBER, EXTEND THOSE ARMS, SHAWN. 958 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:08,814 - KEEP THAT BACK ELBOW UP. 959 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:09,948 - THE ELBOW'S FINE. 960 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,517 - NO, IT ISN'T. KEEP IT UP. 961 00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:12,684 - YOU KNOW WHAT DAD, I THINK I'M GO 962 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:13,885 WITH WADE BOGGS ON THIS ONE. 963 00:39:13,919 --> 00:39:15,621 - WHY? HE'S BEEN RETIRED FOR 20 YEARS. 964 00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:17,689 NO OFFENSE. 965 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:20,759 [chuckles] 966 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,127 - ALL RIGHT, SHAWN, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 967 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,630 - MEL. GREAT. LOOK... 968 00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:26,097 I'M GOING TO PROVE TO YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL 969 00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:28,467 THAT I HAVE THE SKILLS NECESSARY 970 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,769 FOR AT LEAST ONE MINOR LEAGUE AT-BAT. 971 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:33,905 YOU DISAGREE, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS TELL ME I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH, 972 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:35,941 AND I PROMISE I'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN. 973 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:38,043 - SOUNDS LIKE A DEAL. - [chuckles] 974 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:41,547 - "SOUNDS LIKE A DEAL," HE SAID. YOU HEARD IT. 975 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:44,916 ALL RIGHT, RODRIGUEZ, YOU BRING ME THAT SOFT STUFF. 976 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:46,818 BRING IT TO ME LIKE SOFT BREAD. 977 00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:48,186 - KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN, SHAWN. 978 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,522 - ELBOW UP. 979 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:53,525 [dramatic music] 980 00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:57,863 * 981 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,164 [explosion] 982 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:00,466 [slowed-down grunt] 983 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:08,106 * 984 00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:19,585 [clank] 985 00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,953 - OKAY, I-- 986 00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:23,822 I DIDN'T QUITE GET ALL OF THAT. 987 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:25,156 - YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 988 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,593 LET'S GO, WADE. WE GOT A GAME TO PLAN FOR. 989 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:31,497 - OH, COME ON, MEL! GIVE ME ONE MORE SHOT. 990 00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:33,699 IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU'D BE MANAGING IN THE PRISON LEAGUES. 991 00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:36,635 - I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HELP. 992 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:39,671 SO IS IT TRUE YOU ONCE DRANK 64 BEERS 993 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:42,040 ON A TEAM FLIGHT TO THE WEST COAST? 994 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,942 - THAT'S SOMETHING I'M NOT PROUD OF, MEL. 995 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:46,177 BESIDES, THAT NUMBER GETS DISTORTED 996 00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:47,579 EACH AND EVERY YEAR. 997 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:50,081 - SO... - 73. 998 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:52,618 - [mouths words] 999 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:55,020 - LET YOUR OLD MAN HAVE A COUPLE OF CUTS. 1000 00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:58,156 - MAN... 1001 00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:00,492 YOU GOT AN UNDERHAND SETTING ON THAT THING, RODRIGUEZ? 1002 00:41:00,526 --> 00:41:01,960 - [chuckles] 1003 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:03,929 - HEY, HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS NEIL, BY THE WAY? 1004 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,097 - I DIDN'T. I GOT TO THE BALLPARK EARLY FOR THE GAME, 1005 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:07,833 SAW A GUY POINTING A GUN AT YOU. 1006 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:11,537 I'M SO TIRED OF THE HAPPENING. 1007 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:14,139 - WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND SWING 1008 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:15,907 WITHOUT YOUR GUT LOOKING SO LARGE? 1009 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:18,176 [loud crack] 1010 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:24,716 - YOU KNOW, I MUST SAY... 1011 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:26,918 I'VE ENJOYED WORKING THIS CASE WITH YOU. 1012 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:29,655 - YEAH. I GUESS IT, UH... 1013 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,156 BROUGHT US TOGETHER AND WHATNOT. 1014 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:32,591 - YEAH. 1015 00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:35,627 YEAH, BASEBALL'S GOOD THAT WAY. 1016 00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:40,566 - HEY, WHAT'S MY WIFE DOING? 1017 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:46,071 - WOW. 1018 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:47,773 IT'S TIME THAT DUDE GOT A NEW LADY. 1019 00:41:47,806 --> 00:41:49,174 - YEAH. 1020 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:54,245 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com