1 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,111 - NO! 2 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,545 NO, THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. WE HAD A DEAL. 3 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,414 DOES THAT NOT MEAN ANYTHING TO ANYBODY ANYMORE? 4 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:15,583 WHAT, YOUR YES, NOT YES? YOUR NO, NOT NO? 5 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,451 I MEAN, IF THIS DOESN'T GO THROUGH, I'M SCREWED. 6 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:18,419 I'M SCREWED. 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:24,492 I'VE GOT A MORTGAGE, I HAVE A BABY, COME ON! 8 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:25,693 OH, GEEZ. 9 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:35,269 NO, LET ME CALL YOU BACK, LET ME CALL YOU BACK. 10 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:51,585 YOU ALL RIGHT? 11 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:52,386 - BETTER THAN YOU, BEAMER. 12 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:55,723 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 13 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:07,201 - WELL, NOW THIS SITUATION IS ALL WRONG. 14 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,769 - OH, COME ON. 15 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:18,879 - TRUST ME, I'M DOING THESE GLASSES A FAVOR. 16 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:19,747 - UNH! 17 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,283 - TAKING THE LADY TO A SPA WEEKEND. 18 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,284 WHAAAT? 19 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,818 THAT'S BIG TIME, SON. 20 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,454 - HE WOULDN'T EVEN TELL ME HOW MUCH IT COSTS. 21 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,422 - THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY, JULES. 22 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:31,159 IT'S ABOUT GIVING YOU A VACATION YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE. 23 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:33,427 AND SPENDING AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF MONEY TO DO IT. 24 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:35,763 - YOU ARE GROWING UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES. 25 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,698 - COME ON, GUS, YOU KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME. 26 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:38,699 - YEAH. 27 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,801 - BYE, GUS. 28 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,770 - OKAY. 29 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,505 MAKE SURE YOU WATER MY PLANTS, THRICE DAILY. 30 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,640 BUT DO NOT TALK TO THEM, BECAUSE ONCE THEY GET STARTED 31 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,476 THEY WILL NOT STOP, ESPECIALLY JIM. 32 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,543 - JIM IS THE FICHUS? - YES, INDEED. 33 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:52,546 - GOT IT. 34 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:53,814 WHAT? 35 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:56,350 - I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 36 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,452 - [chuckles] READ MY THOUGHTS. 37 00:01:58,486 --> 00:01:59,553 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 38 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:00,921 - YES, YOU DO. - NO. 39 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,191 - READY? 40 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:07,295 - FINE. 41 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,496 WAFFLES. 42 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,831 - MY GOD, IT'S CRAZY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 43 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,533 THAT WAS JUST A TEST. - OKAY. 44 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:16,604 - OKAY, HERE IT IS, READY? - ALL RIGHT. 45 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,539 STILL WAFFLES. - DAMN IT. 46 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,541 ONE MORE TIME. - OKAY. 47 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,514 - WHY ARE YOU GAZING INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES? 48 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,917 - WE'RE NOT DOING THAT, JUST A ROUTINE FOREHEAD CHECK. 49 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:33,354 RECIPROCATED. 50 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,622 - LISTEN, SHAWN, I KNOW YOU'RE NERVOUS 51 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,224 ABOUT THIS WEEKEND, BUT DON'T WORRY. 52 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,491 YOU'RE READY FOR THIS. 53 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:40,594 NOW GO AND HAVE SOME FUN, YOU BIG SPENDER, WHAT? 54 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,596 COME ON, SON, COME ON. 55 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,298 - I'M GONNA CALL YOU, OKAY? SO KEEP YOUR PHONE ON. 56 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:47,668 - OH, YEAH. 57 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,204 - THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE FOR TWO DAYS WITHOUT EACH OTHER? 58 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,240 - OF COURSE. - [laughs] 59 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:55,543 - LOOK, JULES, I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE VERY DEFINITE EXPECTATIONS 60 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:56,544 FOR THIS WEEKEND. 61 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:57,578 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 62 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:58,812 - WELL, YOU SENT ME AN EMAIL ON THE FIFTH SAYING 63 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,650 "SHAWN, I HAVE VERY DEFINITE EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS WEEKEND." 64 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,685 - RIGHT, TO WHICH YOU RESPONDED, 65 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:07,288 "SLUMBER PARTY, NUDIE TIMES, DRINKY-DRINKY." 66 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,457 - THAT'S MY "OUT OF OFFICE REPLY." 67 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,959 - LOOK, I JUST THINK THIS TRIP IS IMPORTANT FOR US. 68 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:14,462 IT'S OUR FIRST TIME OUT OF THE SBPD BUBBLE 69 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:15,763 AND WE'LL SEE HOW WE REALLY ARE AS A COUPLE. 70 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:16,864 - MMMMMMMM! 71 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,399 - IT IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR US 72 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:19,667 TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT STEP 73 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,302 IN A MATURE WAY. 74 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,736 - I'M VERY EXCITED. - ME TOO. 75 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:25,773 NOW LET'S GO HAVE FUN. 76 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,615 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I HAVE AN EPIC WEEKEND PLANNED. 77 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,983 IT'S GONNA BE OFF THE-- 78 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:40,521 [tires squealing] 79 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:44,258 - HOOK. 80 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,726 [sighs] 81 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,729 [All By Myself instrumental] 82 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:54,768 * 83 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,677 - WHOA. 84 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,880 HELLO, GUSTER. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SHOPPED HERE. 85 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,682 - I HAD COUPONS. - YES. 86 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,551 THEY DO HAVE SOME GOOD BARGAINS. 87 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,520 I LOADED UP ON AN ARMFUL OF 40 WATTS. 88 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:13,921 THAT'S A LOT OF LIGHT BULBS. 89 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,456 - YEAH. 90 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,858 YEAH, I'M SET. 91 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,794 GOOD LORD, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY BUYING SCENTED CANDLES ARE YOU? 92 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,696 - HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO FRESHEN UP MY PLACE? 93 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:23,531 - WELL, DO WHAT I DO, 94 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,633 YOU PUT YOUR LAUNDRY BASKET OUTSIDE, 95 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:26,967 AND BLAST THE PLACE WITH RIGHT GUARD. 96 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,536 - YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S GONNA WISH SHE STAYED IN PRISON. 97 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,504 DON'T YOU USUALLY SEE HER ON SATURDAYS? 98 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,606 - YEAH, BUT SHE GOT THROWN IN SOLITARY 99 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,409 FOR DRY-GULCHING A HOME GIRL ON THE CHOW LINE. 100 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:38,912 [laughs] SHE SURE HATES CUTSIES. 101 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,614 - SHAWN AND I USUALLY PLAY SKEE-BALL, 102 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,550 AND MAKE CRANK CALLS ALL NIGHT. 103 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,618 - THAT'S YOU WHO KEEPS CALLING ME? 104 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,954 - NO. 105 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,622 - WHAT THE--? 106 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:49,790 HENRY? 107 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,492 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 108 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:52,993 - BUY ONE FULL PRICE, GET ONE FREE. 109 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,595 THAT'S WHAT I CALL VALUE. 110 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,432 OH, SO YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TOOK ALL THE LIGHT BULBS, HUH? 111 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,033 YOU TWO SHOP TOGETHER OFTEN? 112 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,635 - PFF, PLEASE. - NO. 113 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,036 - COME ON, MAN. 114 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,339 - SO YOU AND YOUR SHIRTS GOT A BIG WEEKEND PLANNED? 115 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:08,576 - IF BY BIG WEEKEND YOU MEAN WATCHING THE MANNIX MARATHON, 116 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:09,877 THEN YES, WE DO. 117 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,545 - YEAH, WE GOT NOTHING TO DO EITHER. 118 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,481 - TSK, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I HAVE PLANS. 119 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,516 IN FACT, I'M GOING TO A NEW SPOT TONIGHT. 120 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:16,784 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SLAMMIN'. 121 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,085 PACKED TO THE RAFTERS WITH "BIDDIES." 122 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,754 HEH, HEH. 123 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:21,722 LADIES. 124 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,856 - OH. 125 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:25,025 WELL, PERSONALLY I'M LOOKING FORWARD 126 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,395 TO A NICE, QUIET WEEKEND AT HOME, ALONE. 127 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,962 - YEAH, SOLITUDE. 128 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,464 GOOD FOR THE SOUL. 129 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:33,767 - GOOD FOR YOU. 130 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,403 - PACKED TO THE RAFTERS? 131 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,439 - YEAH. 132 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:50,751 - EXCELLENT, NOW I'LL JUST NEED TO SEE A PHOTO I.D., MR. GUSTER. 133 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,920 - CERTAINLY. 134 00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:00,127 - ENJOY YOUR STAY. - I AM SURE WE WILL. 135 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,096 OH... 136 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:05,132 THAT'S ALL YOU. 137 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,767 [sighs] 138 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,504 - SHAWN, THE HOTEL CAN ARRANGE FOR A HOT AIR BALLOON TOUR. 139 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:11,605 I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT. 140 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,941 - I THINK IT WOULD ALSO BE ROMANTIC IF WE TOOK NAPS 141 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,876 IN THOSE LARGE POOL FLOATIES THAT LOOK LIKE SHAMU. 142 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,078 - SHAWN, I KNOW THIS ISN'T YOUR THING, 143 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:20,848 BUT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. 144 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,616 AND LOOK, WE DID IT! - [laughs] 145 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,518 - THE TWO OF US, ON VACATION. 146 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:27,721 - ALONG WITH ALL OF THESE OTHER PEOPLE, UNFORTUNATELY. 147 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,557 - WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN, RELAX, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 148 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:30,357 NO WORK. 149 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,460 FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS I AM NOT A COP, 150 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:33,661 AND YOU ARE NOT A PSYCHIC. 151 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,796 - COME ON, YOU KNOW I CAN'T JUST TURN IT OFF LIKE THAT. 152 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,064 - OKAY. 153 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:41,068 BUT JUST--NONE OF THIS? 154 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,102 - HEH, HEH! 155 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:51,579 - I BELIEVE THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT JUST FINE, SUGAR PLUM. 156 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,515 - LET'S GO A HUNTIN'. - OOH. 157 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:03,023 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 158 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,025 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 159 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:07,094 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 160 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,462 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 161 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:10,097 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 162 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,099 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 163 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,634 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 164 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,202 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 165 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,705 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 166 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,547 - COME ON. 167 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:27,414 [sighs] 168 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,017 LOOK, GUS, THIS IS MY FIFTH MESSAGE. 169 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,218 I'M ALL OUT OF ALIAS'. 170 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,186 IT'S SHAWN, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 171 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:36,223 CALL ME BACK IMMEDIAMENTE! 172 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,361 GRACIAS. 173 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,867 WHAT THE--WHAT? 174 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,637 - [laughs] 175 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,605 - UM-- - OH, UM, SHAWN. 176 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:54,508 THIS IS BARBIE AND CLIVE NOBLE, THEY JUST ARRIVED TODAY AS WELL. 177 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:55,408 - DID THEY? 178 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:56,844 - YEAH, I SAW JULIET HERE, AND I SAID, 179 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:59,012 NOW THERE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 180 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,247 WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE. 181 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,849 WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG JUST FINE. 182 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:02,883 [laughter] 183 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,084 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT ROCK. 184 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,986 - OH, YEAH. 185 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,588 - SORRY WE STOLE YOUR SHADE, SHAWN. 186 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:08,622 - UH... 187 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,057 - OH, NO, NO, NO, IT'S FINE, WE CAN SHARE MINE. 188 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,224 - I DID SAY "SEAT SAVE." 189 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,026 DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ME SAYING "SEAT SAVE?" 190 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,261 - NO, I DON'T. 191 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,096 - [laughs] OH! 192 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,766 - [laughs] 193 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,067 - WHY ARE YOU INVITING STRANGERS INTO OUR VACATION? 194 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,102 - BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT ADULT COUPLES DO, 195 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,303 THEY MAKE VACATION FRIENDS. 196 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,639 - WHY DO WE NEED NEW FRIENDS? I HAVE GUS. 197 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,007 YOU HAVE... WHOEVER YOUR FRIENDS ARE. 198 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,077 - SHAWN, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 199 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,279 SO, UH, BARBIE HERE IS FROM KENTUCKY 200 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,314 AND SHE MET CLIVE IN SEATTLE AND THEY HAVE BEEN MARRIED 201 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,616 FOR FIVE YEARS. 202 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:38,218 - WOW, THAT'S SO MUCH INFORMATION, 203 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,253 HOW LONG WAS I AT THE JUICE BAR? 204 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:41,689 - SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU DO, SHAWN? 205 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,557 - PROFESSIONAL WATER SKIER. 206 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:44,592 - WHO WORKS FOR THE CITY OF SANTA BARBARA, 207 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,993 AS DO I. 208 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,762 - Y'ALL BOTH WATER SKI FOR THE CITY OF SANTA BARBARA? 209 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,731 OH, BABY-- MY TEMPLES, MY TEMPLES. 210 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,332 - OH, SORRY, HONEY. 211 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,734 - OH, OH! - HOW'S THAT? 212 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,168 - OH, RIGHT THERE, MM. 213 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,337 - SO, UM, IS THERE A LOT OF MONEY 214 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,639 IN COMPETITIVE AQUATICS, SHAWN? 215 00:08:58,672 --> 00:08:59,339 - IT'S GOOD BENEFITS. 216 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,708 DECENT CHRISTMAS PARTY. 217 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:01,875 YOU KNOW, WE DO OKAY. 218 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:05,245 - OH, I BET. THIS PLACE IS PUH-RICEY. 219 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,980 - NOTHING TOO GOOD FOR MY BARBIE. 220 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,282 - OH, BABY, WHAT DO I DO TO DESERVE YOU? 221 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,719 - BESIDES TOTALLY DESERVE ME? - OH, I DO. 222 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:12,786 - MUAH, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABY. 223 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,154 - I LOVE YOU. 224 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,288 - [laughs] 225 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,323 - I HATE THEM. 226 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:17,925 - WELL, SHAWN, THE NOBLES AND I 227 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,359 WERE TALKING ABOUT GRABBING DINNER TOGETHER. 228 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,828 - GREAT, YOU SHOULD ALL ENJOY YOURSELVES. 229 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:21,829 - ALL OF US, TOGETHER. 230 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,331 - MMMM, NO THANKS. 231 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,866 - WE'D LOVE TO. - SOUNDS GOOD. 232 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:26,867 - YEAH. - EXCELLENT. 233 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,602 - ALL RIGHT. 234 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:29,670 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THOSE STICKY BUNS 235 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:30,303 INTO A MUD BATH, BABY, COME ON. 236 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,705 - OH! 237 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,306 - COME ON, LET'S GO. - WOULD YOU STOP IT? 238 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,042 - WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS. 239 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,343 - WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE, SPENCER? 240 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,078 - WHAT IS MY DAMAGE? 241 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:41,081 I'M GONE FIVE MINUTES AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WE'RE SWINGERS? 242 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,150 WHAT IS THIS, THE ICE STORM? WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE? 243 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,618 - THEY'RE JUST PEOPLE. 244 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,119 - THAT'S THE WORST KIND! 245 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,255 WE DON'T KNOW THEM, SOMETHING'S OFF. 246 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,690 PLUS, WE DON'T KNOW THEM. 247 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:50,824 AND WE'LL HAVE TO TALK TO THEM. 248 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,226 - IT'S CALLED BEING AN ADULT, SHAWN. 249 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,362 YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. 250 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,731 - I'M WEARING A MAN'S ROBE. 251 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:58,832 [upbeat club music] 252 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,000 - WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 253 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,803 BIDDIES BY THE BUSHEL. 254 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:03,971 OOH! 255 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,906 I'M ABOUT TO PUT IN SOME WORK! 256 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,642 - I'LL TELL YA, IF I WEREN'T IN A SERIOUS 257 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:11,679 AND MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP I'D BE DOING ALL SORTS OF DAMAGE 258 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,781 UP IN THIS HIZZY. 259 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,849 AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT? 260 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:16,917 HIZZY? 261 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,385 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING? 262 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,053 - LASSIE, YOU ONLY THINK YOU GOT GAME 'CAUSE YOU GOT A LADY. 263 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,422 - NO, NO, NO, NO, I GOT A LADY BECAUSE I GOT GAME! 264 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,324 - PLEASE, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET ANY KIND OF PLAY 265 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,225 INSIDE THIS ROOM. 266 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,427 - I CAN GET MORE PLAY THAN YOU, PLAYA! 267 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,162 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, GUS, 268 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,898 YOU HAVE A CERTAIN SORT OF CHARM ABOUT YOU, 269 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,900 BUT I'M A CLASSIC. 270 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:36,069 I NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE, I'M LIKE PLEATED PANTS. 271 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,070 - REALLY? 272 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,205 CARE TO MAKE THIS INTERESTING? 273 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,207 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT'S GOING ON? 274 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,274 I CAN'T HEAR SQUAT. 275 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,376 - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A LITTLE GENTLEMEN'S WAGER 276 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,846 OVER WHO CAN STRIKE FIRST WITH THE LADIES. 277 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,247 - GREAT! I WANT IN. 278 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,016 - [laughs] I DON'T THINK SO. 279 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,285 - WHAT? HEY, LISTEN, I'M AS YOUNG ON THE INSIDE 280 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,254 AS THESE KIDS ARE ON THE OUTSIDE. 281 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,689 - YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU WERE THAT YOUNG ON THE OUTSIDE, 282 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:56,990 THIS WAS ALL FARM LAND. 283 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:57,858 - HA! 284 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,326 - HEY, YOU WANNA PUT IT TO THE TEST? 285 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,994 HOW ABOUT THIS? 286 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:04,164 FIRST ONE TO PULL SOME DIGITS OFF ONE OF THESE HOTTIES WINS. 287 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,299 LOSERS BRING BARBECUE TO MY HOUSE ON SUNDAY. 288 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,935 - OH, IT IS SO ON. 289 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:08,969 - YEAH, IT IS! 290 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,270 - SAFETY IS OFF. 291 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,705 LET'S GO. 292 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,478 - TRY THIS LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN. 293 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,080 - OH...OH! 294 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,149 - IT'S KEY, IT'S KEY. - MM. 295 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,450 - IT'S KEY LIME? - YUP. 296 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,451 - [laughs] 297 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:28,355 - WELL, DON'T THEY MAKE A LOVELY COUPLE, JULES? 298 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,190 - WHAT, TWO MEN CAN'T SHARE DESSERT? 299 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,458 - AND THEN GO DANCING... LIKE GENTLEMEN? 300 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,794 [laughter] 301 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,896 - HEY, IF THE RHYTHM IS RIGHT, LET THE MUSIC TAKE YOU AWAY, 302 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:36,864 MY FRIEND. 303 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:37,865 - AMEN. 304 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,400 [laughter] 305 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,035 - I WAS WRONG, THESE TWO ARE AWESOME. 306 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,436 - SO HOW'D YOU TWO MEET? 307 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:47,107 - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST STORY. 308 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,477 ALL RIGHT, SO I USED TO EAT AT THIS FUNKY LITTLE SPORTS BAR 309 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,445 WHERE THE NAPKINS WERE MADE OF, 310 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,347 YOU KNOW, REAL SWEATY SPORTS JERSEYS... 311 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,548 - [laughs] 312 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:59,486 - FROM DE PALMA VINEYARDS, A LIGHT AROMA OF PEAR AND CITRUS 313 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,421 WITH A DELICATE HINT OF GOUDA. 314 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,156 - YEAH, WELL, SOON YOU'LL BE SEEING MY FACE 315 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,292 ON EVERY BOX OF THAT JESUS JUICE. 316 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,896 SEEN THE COMMERCIAL OF MY LATEST LINE OF CLASSY BOX WINES? 317 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:12,432 WE GOT "HOUSTON RAY RED, HOUSTON RAY WHITE, 318 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,167 AND THE HOUSTON RAY ROSE IS CLEAN OUT OF SIGHT." 319 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,202 [laughs] 320 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:19,139 - THERE'S A GUY WHO FOUND A LOOK AND RAN WITH IT. 321 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,373 - [laughs] YEAH. 322 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,208 - NICE WATCH. 323 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,277 OMEGA SPEEDMASTER SPECIAL EDITION. 324 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,847 ASTRONAUTS WORE THOSE ON THE MOON. 325 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,915 ABOUT $100,000 RETAIL. 326 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:28,949 - [whistles] 327 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,819 I KEEP MY EXPENSIVE WATCHES IN THE HOTEL SAFE. 328 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:35,422 I'M NEVER ON TIME BUT I FEEL SO MUCH MORE SECURE. 329 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,458 - AND WE WERE MARRIED THREE WEEKS LATER. 330 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,459 - [gasps] 331 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,194 - WHAT? - YEAH. 332 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,063 - YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED AFTER THREE WEEKS? 333 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,431 - HEY, WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. 334 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,433 WE HAVE A VERY SIMPLE LIFE PHILOSOPHY. 335 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,268 - WE TRUST OUR INSTINCTS. 336 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,437 IF WE FEEL LIKE IT, WE DO IT. 337 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,339 AND THEN WE USUALLY HAVE TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. 338 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:57,510 [laughter] 339 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,883 - BABY, YOU LOOK RAVISHING THIS EVENING. 340 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,451 - [sighs] BABY... - HM? 341 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,154 - ALL YOUR FACIAL PARTS, THEY'RE IN THE RIGHT SPOTS. 342 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,255 - THANKS, SHAWN. 343 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,857 - ARRR! - [laughs] 344 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,025 - WHAT DO YOU SAY, TENNIS IN THE MORNING? 345 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,426 - WELL, NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 346 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,427 - YEAH. - YEAH? 347 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,428 LET'S SAY 10:00 A.M. 348 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,097 GET A LITTLE BREAKFAST FIRST. 349 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,365 YOU KNOW, CIVILIZED. 350 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,372 - OH--OH, BABY. 351 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,107 MMM...WHAT'S HAPPENING? 352 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,275 - OH, NO, WHAT'S WRONG? 353 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,509 - UM, SHE GETS MIGRAINES, HORRIBLE. 354 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,479 - OOH. - HORRIBLE MIGRAINES, YEAH. 355 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,315 THE ROOM STARTS SPINNING, DOWN IS UP, UP IS DOWN. 356 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,384 LEFT IS ALWAYS LEFT, THOUGH. - LEFT IS LEFT. 357 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,451 - OH. - YEAH. 358 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,586 IT'S ODD. 359 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,088 YOU KNOW WHAT? LET US PICK THIS UP, OKAY? 360 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,555 - OH, NO, NO, NO, WE COULDN'T. - OH. 361 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,690 - NO, NO, IT'S FINE. 362 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,592 YOU GUYS CAN GET US BACK TOMORROW MORNING AT BREAKFAST. 363 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,862 THEY'VE GOT SWEET ROLLS AS BIG AS YOUR FACE. 364 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,197 - WE'LL SHARE ONE. 365 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,498 'CAUSE WE LIKE TO SHARE THINGS, CLIVE AND I. 366 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,266 - YEAH, YEAH. 367 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,568 TAKE HER OUT TO THE VERANDA FOR A DRINK. 368 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:59,006 YOU'LL THANK ME. 369 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,507 OKAY, COME ON, DOLL, LET'S GO. 370 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,508 - OKAY. - YOU READY? 371 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,143 - OH, WE ARE JUST PARTY POOPERS, I'M SORRY. 372 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,544 - EASY. - OW! OH, MY GOD. 373 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,379 - EASY, EASY. - FEEL BETTER. 374 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,549 - I HOPE SHE'S OKAY. 375 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,550 - AND NOW... 376 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,120 SHALL WE AWAY TO THE... 377 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,956 VERANDA, M'LADY? 378 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,959 [upbeat club music] 379 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:24,998 * 380 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,201 - MY GIRLFRIEND'S IN PRISON. 381 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,507 - HELLO. 382 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,476 MIND IF I FRESHEN THAT UP FOR YOU? 383 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,877 - SURE, BABY. 384 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:51,224 THANKS. - NO PROBLEM. 385 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:54,494 - THAT'S $12. 386 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,363 - HEY, CAN YOU CALL MY CELL PHONE 387 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,530 AND SEE IF IT'S WORKING? 388 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,099 - OH. 389 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,667 - I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR CALL! 390 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,937 THAT'S COOL, I CAN WAIT! 391 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,538 WAIT, DON'T YOU NEED MY NUMBER? 392 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,541 [upbeat club music] 393 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:14,581 * 394 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,459 HEY, DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PHONE THEY CAN CALL MY... 395 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:33,100 PHONE WITH? 396 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,534 ANY LUCK? 397 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,504 - I'M STILL SHOPPING, I'M NOT GONNA JUST GIVE IT AWAY. 398 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,507 - YEAH, I HEAR THAT! 399 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,443 - WHAT? 400 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,577 IT'S LEGIT! 401 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:49,482 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. WHO? 402 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,584 - HER NAME IS CHELSEA. 403 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,253 NOW FOR THAT BARBECUE. 404 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,522 I LIKE BEEF RIBS, BUT THEY DON'T LIKE ME. 405 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,424 CORN ON THE COB GETS INTO MY DENTAL WORK, 406 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,227 SO CREAMED CORN IS AN ACCEPTABLY SUBSTITUTE. 407 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,528 AND BRING SOMETHING GREEN. 408 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:05,232 I NEED THE FIBER. 409 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,437 - THE VERANDA IS SO ROMANTIC. 410 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,405 - I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME A LONG TIME AGO 411 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,441 THAT BEING AN ADULT MEANS HANGING OUT 412 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,408 WITH AWESOME PEOPLE 413 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,544 AND MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE. 414 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,279 - BARBIE AND CLIVE WERE SUCH A NICE ADDITION 415 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,413 TO OUR VACATION. 416 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,482 - I'M SO GLAD WE DID THIS. - ME TOO. 417 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,484 - I'M VERY FOND OF YOU. - ME TOO YOU. 418 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,454 - MMMM. 419 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,423 AWFULLY DARK IN HERE. - YEAH. 420 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,530 - WE WERE ROBBED. 421 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,539 - STOP SAYING THE RESORT IS SORRY FOR OUR LOSS. 422 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,041 THE RESORT IS A BUILDING. 423 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,242 AND UNLESS IT IS MONSTER HOUSE, 424 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,045 OR THE OVERLOOK HOTEL, I AM NOT IMPRESSED, 425 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,446 NEITHER IS MY LADY FRIEND. 426 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,082 - AS I'VE TOLD YOU REPEATEDLY, WE WILL CONTACT YOU 427 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,449 IF YOUR ITEMS TURN UP. 428 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,118 - STOP SAYING "IF THEY TURN UP." 429 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,420 NORM! PLEASE READ ME THE LIST I GAVE YOU LAST NIGHT. 430 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,554 I WANNA MAKE SURE YOU HAVE IT ALL. 431 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,124 - UH, ONE POUND CAKE, PARTIALLY EATEN. 432 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:04,991 - YES. 433 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,493 - ONE INFLATABLE SHAMU POOL FLOATIE. 434 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,760 - THAT'S RIGHT. 435 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,197 - ONE CAPITAL ONE CREDIT CARD BELONGING TO A BURTON GUSTER. 436 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,631 - WHICH I HAVE FOR SOME BIZARRE REASON. 437 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,200 CONTINUE. 438 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,701 - ONE NINTENDO DS. 439 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,737 - WHY WOULD YOU BRING A VIDEO GAME ON AN ADULT'S VACATION? 440 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,306 - BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME. 441 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,140 AND I'M IN LOVE WITH IT. 442 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,574 - AND NOW SEVERAL HOURS HAVE PASSED 443 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,543 AND IT COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. 444 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,112 HAVE YOU CONTACTED INTERPOL? 445 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,615 - SIR, WE, THE STAFF, NOT THE BUILDING, APOLOGIZE. 446 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,251 UNFORTUNATELY THERE WERE SEVERAL THEFTS LAST NIGHT, 447 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,452 AND WE'RE SLIGHTLY OVERWHELMED. 448 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,853 - SEVERAL. - HMM. 449 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,623 - WHERE ARE THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES? 450 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,192 - IT'S A SMALL DEPARTMENT WITH LIMITED RESOURCES. 451 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,394 - UM, FEEL FREE TO TAKE YOUR BATHROBES WITH YOU 452 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,429 AS OUR GIFT. 453 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,164 A $200 VALUE. 454 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,634 - DUDE, LIKE WE WEREN'T GONNA TAKE THOSE ANYWAY! 455 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,868 - UM... 456 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,837 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET. 457 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,673 - BECAUSE I WAS REALLY CONNECTED TO THAT DS, JULES, 458 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,242 AND I GET EMOTIONAL ON VACATION. 459 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,676 AND NOW, TO TOP IT ALL OFF, 460 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,545 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR TENNIS WITH BARBIE AND CLIVE. 461 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,547 - THEY'LL UNDERSTAND, WE WERE ROBBED. 462 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,781 - YEAH... 463 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,516 - LET US PICK THIS UP, OKAY? 464 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,653 YOU GUYS CAN GET US BACK TOMORROW MORNING AT BREAKFAST. 465 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,455 - I'VE GOTTA CALL THEM. 466 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,456 I'VE GOTTA WARN THEM! 467 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,159 ABOUT THE LAX SECURITY HERE! 468 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,893 HOLD ON TO YOUR POUND CAKES, EVERYBODY! 469 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,296 IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL IN HERE! 470 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,464 - SHAWN. 471 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,632 [phone ringing] 472 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,668 - [foreign accent] HELLO? WHO IS CALLING? 473 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,837 - [laughs] 474 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,539 CLIVE'S DOING A BIT. 475 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,541 HE'S SO FUNNY. 476 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,443 - UH, JAWOHL! 477 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,246 UH, UNST SCHNITZEL, DAS BOOT, 478 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,548 UH, BURGERMEISTER HASSELHOFFER? 479 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,883 [chuckles] 480 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,319 - [angry] ICH VERLANGE ZU WISSEN, VER ANRUFT! 481 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,355 [hangs up phone] [dial tone] 482 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,367 - WE HAVEN'T FOUND YOUR THINGS YET. 483 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,304 - I NEED CLIVE NOBLE'S ROOM, PLEASE. 484 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,776 - THERE'S NO ONE BY THAT NAME REGISTERED AT THE RESORT. 485 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,549 TENNIS IS OFF. 486 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,651 - ALL RIGHT, BEEF RIBS. 487 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,653 AND... 488 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,256 [laughs] BEEF RIBS. 489 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,524 AND... 490 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,259 MORE BEEF RIBS? ARE YOU KIDDING? 491 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,394 NEITHER OF YOU THOUGHT TO BRING A VEGETABLE? 492 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,529 - THIS IS A MAN'S WEEKEND. [cell phone rings] 493 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,630 NOT A LADIES ROTARY CLUB LUNCHEON. 494 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,532 - YOU KNOW? HELLO? 495 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,434 - THIS IS CAPITAL ONE FRAUD ALERT. 496 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,969 THERE'S SOME SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY ON YOUR CARD IN THE OJAI AREA. 497 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,538 - FRAUD? OJAI? 498 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,640 DAMN IT, SHAWN. 499 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,574 - SO SPENCER, DID YOU CALL 500 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,644 THAT LITTLE SENORITA YOU MET LAST NIGHT? 501 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,845 - ARE YOU KIDDING? SHE'S A COUPLE OF DECADES 502 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,580 SOUTH OF MY COMFORT ZONE. 503 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,949 I JUST DID IT TO PROVE A POINT THAT I'M STILL VIBRANT AND ALIVE 504 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,617 AND I CAN STILL REEL THEM IN. 505 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,820 HENRY SPENCER, MASTER CASTER. 506 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,590 - HEEEEEY! 507 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,991 - HEY! 508 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,627 I WAITED ALL MORNING FOR YOU TO CALL ME 509 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,229 BUT I GOT BORED. 510 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,265 SO I DID A REVERSE SEARCH ON THE INTERNET. 511 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,266 - OH. 512 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,469 - HEY! - HEY! 513 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,405 - HEY! I'M SO GLAD I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP. 514 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,706 - WHOO! 515 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,707 [laughs] 516 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:08,508 CHEERS. 517 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,712 - YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME. 518 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,015 - [laughs] AWESOME! 519 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,851 - SHAWN, CALM DOWN. - HOW ABOUT YOU CALM DOWN, HUH? 520 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,253 HOW ABOUT YOU CALM DOWN? 521 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,554 YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART IS, JULES? 522 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,989 THEY JUST PRETENDED TO LIKE US 523 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,657 SO THAT THEY COULD ROB US BLIND. 524 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,626 SHE HAD YOU EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF HER HAND 525 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,595 WITH THAT LITTLE PHONY PROPOSAL STORY. 526 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,396 - WHAT ABOUT YOU AND CLIVE? 527 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,530 YOU WERE FEEDING EACH OTHER CAKE. 528 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,732 - OKAY, SO I ADMIT I WAS SEDUCED BY DELICIOUS FLAVOR. 529 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,334 I AM JUST A MAN, JULES! 530 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,736 - I FORBID YOU TO INVESTIGATE, WE ARE ON VACATION. 531 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,605 JUST LET THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES DO WHAT THEY DO. 532 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:42,775 - WHICH IS WHAT, EXACTLY, JULES? THEY WEAR BERMUDA SHORTS. 533 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:46,379 OH, MY GOD. 534 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,615 THAT'S MY NINTENDO! 535 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,418 - SHAWN... 536 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:55,588 - GIVE ME THAT! 537 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:56,723 - REALLY? 538 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,624 - I'M... 539 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,692 SORRY, LITTLE MAN. 540 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,627 ENJOY YOUR STAY. 541 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,961 HEY, DON'T RUN. 542 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,930 THERE'S NO-- DIDN'T YOU READ THE SIGNS? 543 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,865 - YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD, SHAWN. 544 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:09,001 - I AM NOT ACTING! 545 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,704 [cell phone rings] 546 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:12,839 - WELL, IT IS ABOUT TIME. 547 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,475 - SHAWN, THIS IS THE FOURTH VACATION YOU'VE PAID FOR 548 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,676 ON MY CREDIT CARD. 549 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,610 - HOW ARE MY PLANTS? 550 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,546 - IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU USED MY COMPANY CARD 551 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,880 TO PAY FOR YOUR SUITE. 552 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,849 BUT NOW YOU'RE TRAIPSING AROUND DOING WINE TASTINGS? 553 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,651 - IT WASN'T US, OKAY? 554 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,819 OUR ROOM GOT ROBBED. - SOMEBODY TOOK MY CREDIT CARD? 555 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:29,322 - [sighs] WHERE ARE THE CHARGES FROM? 556 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,991 - SUTTON HOUSE WINERY IN DEEP VALLEY VINEYARDS. 557 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,399 - I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, THEY TOOK A WINE TOUR? 558 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,567 - WHO? 559 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,868 - WE KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO STOLE IT, OKAY? 560 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,936 AND I--I ALSO STILL NEED TO TALK TO YOU 561 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,573 ABOUT WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION. 562 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,741 BUT SINCE YOU TOOK A YEAR TO CALL ME BACK, GUESS WHAT. 563 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,378 I HAVE TO GO NOW. - DO NOT HANG UP ON-- 564 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,545 [scoffs] 565 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,546 - [sighs] JULES? 566 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,715 - MM. - I'M SO SORRY. 567 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,750 I DIDN'T MEAN TO FLY OFF THE HANDLE LIKE THAT. 568 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:58,818 YOU'RE RIGHT. 569 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,653 I THINK HOTEL SECURITY CAN HANDLE THIS 570 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:01,754 AND WE CAN ALWAYS BUY NEW STUFF. 571 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,824 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS IRREPLACEABLE? 572 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:05,825 A LOVER'S RETREAT. 573 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:06,826 - MM. 574 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,928 - WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DO SOMETHING ROMANTIC? 575 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,763 - OOH, BALLOON TOUR? 576 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,932 - GOD, NO. 577 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,568 HOW ABOUT WE GO WINE TASTING? 578 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,404 - YEAH. 579 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,905 - MM...MM! 580 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:22,609 - THESE ARE THE BEST RIBS I HAVE EVER EATEN. 581 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,644 OH, MY GOD, I'M A MESS. 582 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,446 [laughs] 583 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,647 - MA'AM, CANCEL THE CARD IMMEDIATELY. 584 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,516 THANK YOU. - MM. 585 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,451 - IS THAT HER SECOND SLAB? 586 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,120 - I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN EAT RIBS LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE. 587 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,756 - MMM. - EXCEPT IN CAVEMAN DRAWINGS. 588 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,825 - LOOK, CHELS, HERE'S THE THING. - MMM. 589 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,427 - I THINK YOU'RE AN AMAZING GIRL. 590 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,728 - YEAH, YOU DO. 591 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,696 - BUT DON'T YOU THINK I'M A LITTLE OLD FOR YOU? 592 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,865 - NO, I LIKE OLDER MEN. 593 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,634 ESPECIALLY THE BALDING, VIRILE TYPE. 594 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,001 YOU KNOW. 595 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:53,673 TERRY BRADSHAW, SEAN CONNERY-- OOH, DICK CHENEY. 596 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,842 - OKEY DOKE. - WOW, OKAY. 597 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:56,876 UM, CHELSEA, 598 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,445 IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU. 599 00:22:58,478 --> 00:22:59,512 BUT I NEED TO HEAD TO OJAI 600 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,880 TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. 601 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:01,748 - MM. 602 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,416 - AND I NEED TO HELP HIM BURY THE BODY. 603 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,817 - OOH, BABE, CAN YOU GET ME ANOTHER PULLER? 604 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,653 - UH, YEAH-- GUYS, TWO THINGS. 605 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:07,687 FIRST, WHAT'S A PULLER? 606 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,756 SECOND, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE. 607 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,724 - OH, YOU KNOW, AS MUCH AS I HATE TO LEAVE 608 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,159 THE UNCOMFORTABLE HENRY SHOW, 609 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,827 I'M GUSTER'S RIDE. 610 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,429 YOU KIDS HAVE FUN NOW. 611 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:20,833 [laughter] 612 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,001 - OH, WOW, LOOKS LIKE 613 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,836 THE PARTY'S OVER A LITTLE EARLY, HUH? 614 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,538 - MM! 615 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,006 - LOOK, WHY DON'T I PACK YOU UP SOME, UH, POTATO SALAD TO GO? 616 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,741 - DON'T BE SILLY, MUFFIN. 617 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,076 WE'RE GOIN' ROLLER BLADIN', YO! 618 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,077 HOLLA! 619 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,144 - WHO THE HELL GOES ROLLERBLADING 620 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,546 WITH SEVEN POUNDS OF RIBS IN 'EM? 621 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,914 - CHELSEA DO, THAT'S WHO! 622 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,650 [strange laugh] 623 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,586 - [laughs] 624 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:42,622 - WAIT! 625 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:45,758 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 626 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:54,166 [indistinct]. 627 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,735 - FOR OVER A CENTURY, 628 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,704 MY FAMILY NAME HAS BEEN SYNONYMOUS 629 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:58,705 WITH THIS REGION. 630 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,507 DE PALMA. 631 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:01,841 IT'S ABOUT QUALITY... 632 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,510 AND TRADITION. 633 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,945 WE'VE NEVER CHANGED AND WE NEVER WILL. 634 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:08,681 I CAN'T WAIT TILL MY SON GIANCARLO CARRIES ON 635 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,783 THE DE PALMA NAME WITH THE SAME PRIDE THAT I DO. 636 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,084 ENJOY. 637 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,053 - LOOK, I WAS ROBBED, OKAY? 638 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,689 AND I'M DEALING WITH A LOT OF CRAP RIGHT NOW. 639 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:17,690 DO YOU GET THAT? 640 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:21,260 IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES RIGHT NOW, YOU WOULD... 641 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,662 - OH, HEY, MAN. 642 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:24,697 SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR CALL. 643 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:25,765 - OH, PLEASE, IF ONLY THAT WAS THE WORST THING 644 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:26,633 THAT HAPPENED TO ME THIS WEEKEND. 645 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,768 - OH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 646 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,537 - UH, LET ME SEE, I WAS ROBBED. 647 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,640 SOME PUNK COUPLE FAKES AN ACCIDENT ON ROUTE 33, 648 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,542 AND WHEN I'M DUMB ENOUGH TO CHECK ON THEM, 649 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,109 'CAUSE I'M A GOOD SAMARITAN, WHAT DO THEY DO? 650 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,210 THEY ROB ME. 651 00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:40,279 - WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE? - OF COURSE LIKE MODELS. 652 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,849 THEY TOOK MY CAR KEYS, EYE GLASSES, PHONE-- 653 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,684 PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING BUT MY SUNGLASSES. 654 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,653 I HAD TO WALK FIVE MILES. 655 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,655 FIRST IT WAS CLOUDY, THEN IT WAS BLAZING HOT. 656 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:49,656 - THAT EXPLAINS YOUR FACE. 657 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:50,523 - IS IT OBVIOUS? 658 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:53,092 - LOOKS LIKE SPAM. - OH, GREAT, YEAH. 659 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,060 - CHECK IT OUT, MAN. 660 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,862 I THINK WE GOT ROBBED BY THE SAME COUPLE. 661 00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:57,630 - WHAT? 662 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:58,898 - YOU SEE, I'M A PSYCHIC MAN. 663 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,568 AND MY SENSES LED ME TO THAT PUNK COUPLE 664 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:02,802 IN THIS VERY SPOT. 665 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,805 - I KNEW YOU WERE INVESTIGATING. SEAN, THIS IS OUR VACATION. 666 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,073 I DON'T GET TO DO THIS VERY OFTEN. 667 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:12,011 - [woman screams] 668 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:19,686 - [sigh] 669 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:22,622 - "HOUSTON RAY WHITE AND HOUSTON RAY ROSE 670 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,557 IS CLEAN OUTTA SIGHT." 671 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,626 - HOUSTON... 672 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:27,860 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 673 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,897 - VACATION'S OVER. 674 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,072 - EXCUSE ME. 675 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:42,041 O'HARA. 676 00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,009 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 677 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,010 - WELL, I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE SOME HELP 678 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,145 FROM A DETECTIVE NOT DRESSED AS A CUB SCOUT. 679 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:47,980 - I CAME TO GET MY CREDIT CARD BACK. 680 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:50,016 - I'M HAVING SOME LADY TROUBLES. 681 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,853 - IT'S A LONG STORY. - EXCUSE ME. 682 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:54,921 - GUS! - BOOM. 683 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,889 A PAPER TRAIL OF DECEIT. 684 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,725 - LOOK, I WAS A VICTIM HERE TOO, MAN. 685 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,026 - SHAWN, YOU ROBBED ME. 686 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:00,893 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 687 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:02,595 YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT THAN THE THIEVES 688 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,263 WHO ROBBED YOU OF THE THING YOU ROBBED. 689 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:05,264 - WOW. 690 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,633 WELL, THAT HURTS, GUS. 691 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:07,834 YOU KNOW WHY? 692 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:08,835 BECAUSE WHEN I REALIZED YOUR CARD WAS GONE 693 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:09,902 I WAS SICK TO MY STOMACH. 694 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:11,003 - YET YOU STILL MANAGED TO ORDER 695 00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:12,972 PAY-PER-VIEW AND SURF N' TURF FOR TWO TO THE ROOM. 696 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:16,075 - YES, TO MASK THE PAIN THAT WAS RUNNING DEEP. 697 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,878 AND EVERY BITE OF DELICIOUS LOBSTER WAS A BUTTERY REMINDER 698 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,179 OF YOUR FACE. 699 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,615 - THE LOCAL COPS FOUND A SPENT ROUND ON THE FLOOR. 700 00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:24,116 IT'S A .38 SPECIAL. 701 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:27,086 - OH, NOW THAT IS A CLASSIC. 702 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,988 GO-TO MUNITIONS FOR COPS AND SOLDIERS 703 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,990 SINCE W-W-ONE. 704 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:36,996 TYPICALLY USED IN REVOLVERS, BUT NO STRANGER TO SEMI-AUTO. 705 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:39,031 - I'M SENSING HOUSTON WAS KILLED WITH HIS OWN GUN. 706 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:42,234 - AND SENSE WHO MIGHT HAVE DONE IT? 707 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:46,706 - NICE WATCH. 708 00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,240 OMEGA SPEEDMASTER SPECIAL. 709 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,744 ABOUT 100K RETAIL. 710 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,245 - CLIVE AND BARBIE. 711 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,647 - WHO THE HELL ARE CLIVE AND BARBIE? 712 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,949 - CLIVE AND BARBIE ARE COLD-BLOODED MURDERERS, 713 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:58,084 WHO LIE AND MAKE TENNIS DATES 714 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,019 THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF KEEPING. 715 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:00,953 AND... 716 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,855 THEY HAVE MY NINTENDO. 717 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:03,890 - [sighs] 718 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:06,959 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, O'HARA AND I WILL STAY HERE 719 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,027 AND HELP THE BARNEY FIFE BRIGADE 720 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,962 COMB THIS PLACE FOR CLUES, 721 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:11,197 YOU GUYS ALL HEAD BACK TO THE HOTEL--WHY THE FACE? 722 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,933 - UH, WELL, SHAWN AND I WERE HOPING TO WORK ON THIS ONE... 723 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,168 TOGETHER. 724 00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:17,937 - WHY? 725 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:18,838 - WELL, IT'S OUR ROMANTIC WEEKEND AWAY. 726 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:21,140 WE'LL TAKE ANY ALONE TIME WE CAN GET. 727 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,174 - FINE. 728 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:25,077 YOU TWO STAY HERE AND DO WHATEVER POLICE WORK 729 00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:26,879 YOU FEEL ENHANCES YOUR SENSE OF ROMANCE. 730 00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:27,980 THE REST OF US WILL HEAD BACK TO THE HOTEL. 731 00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:29,348 HAPPY? - ELATED. 732 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:33,219 - I'M SO GLAD. 733 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,021 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 734 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:36,155 - SO WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE? 735 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:37,289 - UH... 736 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,898 I HAVE AN IDEA. 737 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,887 - I WOULDN'T DO THAT, CLIVE. 738 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,055 - GUYS! - OH! 739 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:11,057 - HEY! 740 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:14,026 BARBIE AND I WERE JUST SAYING THAT WE SHOULD HANG OUT AGAIN. 741 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,228 MAYBE GO FOR A HIKE? 742 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,029 - HI, JULES. 743 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:19,165 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THOSE SHOES. 744 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,332 - HMM. 745 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:21,400 - HOT AIR BALLOONS. 746 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,803 HOW MANY WAYS CAN WE THINK OF TO KILL OURSELVES? 747 00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:26,973 - MAN, YOU GAVE CHELSEA THE SLIP IN A BIG WAY, THAT WAS COLD. 748 00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,174 - I DIDN'T GIVE ANYBODY THE SLIP. 749 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,776 - YES, YOU DID. - I DID NOT. 750 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:30,977 I FOLLOWED UP WITH CHELSEA. 751 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:33,079 I APOLOGIZED FOR LEAVING SO ABRUPTLY 752 00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:35,014 AND SIMPLY INFORMED HER THAT I WAS COMING UP HERE 753 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,983 TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH MY SON. 754 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:38,985 YOU SEE, MY GENERATION EMBRACED THE LONG FORGOTTEN VALUE 755 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,920 CALLED RESPECT. 756 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:42,221 I JUST HOPE SHE GOT THE TEXT. 757 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,957 - YOU NEVER, EVER TELL A CRAZY WOMAN WHERE YOU ARE. 758 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:46,325 - SHE'S NOT CRAZY. - YES, SHE IS. 759 00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:48,928 - NO, SHE'S NEEDY, AND I RESPECT THE DIFFERENCE. 760 00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:53,432 - [Chelsea laughing] 761 00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:56,803 - THAT CHICK IS BONKERS! - TOLD YOU. 762 00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,004 - HEY! 763 00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:00,506 - HEY. 764 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:02,975 - I KNOW YOU, RIGHT? 765 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,243 - I'M GUS. - RIGHT. 766 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,913 - SO WHERE'S DADDY? - I DON'T KNOW. 767 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,480 I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN A WHILE. 768 00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:09,481 - OOH. 769 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:11,050 HEY, POP-POP. 770 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,020 MAN, THERE ARE SOME CUTIES UP IN HERE. 771 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:17,023 LOOK AT THAT. 772 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:17,957 - SO HOW'D YOU FIND US? 773 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:20,126 - I'M A PSYCHIC. - RIGHT. 774 00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,260 AND I ACTUALLY PAID FOR DINNER. 775 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,528 SERIOUSLY, HOW'D YOU FIND US? 776 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:24,831 - WE SAW THAT THE CREDIT CARD WAS DECLINED A HALF MILE AWAY 777 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:25,832 AND WE PUT IT TOGETHER. 778 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,934 - SO Y'ALL ARE COPS? 779 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:30,036 THAT IS SEXY. - HUH. 780 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,839 NORMALLY CIVIL SERVANTS CAN'T AFFORD THE PLACES WE HIT. 781 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:33,806 - OKAY, ENOUGH! 782 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,241 IT'S CONFESSION TIME, WHERE'S MY NINTENDO? 783 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,508 - SERIOUSLY? 784 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,477 - [laughs] 785 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,847 DUDE, I THINK WE PITCHED THAT. 786 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,482 - OH, GOD. 787 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:47,820 - OH, NOW I FEEL BAD. - OH, BABY. 788 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:49,255 - YOU GUYS LIED TO US! 789 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,490 YOU MADE US BELIEVE THAT YOU REALLY LIKED US AS PEOPLE! 790 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:54,026 - AND THEY KILLED SOMEONE. - COME AGAIN? 791 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,527 - WELL, THAT'S TRUE ALSO, BUT IT'S THE LYING. 792 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:57,129 IT'S THE LYING THAT'S REALLY HURTFUL. 793 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,597 - WELL, OF ALL THE PEOPLE WE'VE ROBBED, 794 00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:59,932 WE LIKE YOU GUYS THE BEST. 795 00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:02,068 - IT'S TRUE, SHE WENT ON AND ON ABOUT IT 796 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,836 THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE RIFLING THROUGH YOUR STUFF. 797 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,337 BUT WE DIDN'T KILL ANYONE. - NO. 798 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:06,572 - SURE YOU DIDN'T. 799 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:09,108 WHY ARE YOU WEARING A DEAD MAN'S WATCH? 800 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:12,044 - LOOK, WE BROKE INTO HIS ROOM, WE TOOK HIS WATCH 801 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,046 AND A BRIEFCASE FULL OF LEGAL DOCUMENTS. 802 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,347 BUT THAT'S IT. - THAT'S RIGHT. 803 00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:16,415 WE ARE DIRTY THIEVES, 804 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:18,084 BUT WE ARE BASICALLY NICE PEOPLE. 805 00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:19,919 AND WE ARE TOTALLY AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY. 806 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,187 - AND ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING. 807 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:25,091 PIRACY MAKES ME SICK. 808 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:26,058 - WAIT A MINUTE. 809 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:28,427 THAT'S NOT THE GUN THAT KILLED HOUSTON RAY. 810 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,062 - THAT'S A FAKE, IT'S A PROP. 811 00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:31,898 WE STOLE IT FROM A MOVIE WE WERE WORKING ON. 812 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,165 - YEAH. - YOU GUYS WORKED ON A MOVIE? 813 00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:35,201 - YEAH. - AS EXTRAS. 814 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:37,069 THE WILD STALLION. 815 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,171 - THE WILD STALLION WITH CONNIE SELLECA? 816 00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:40,072 [police sirens] 817 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:41,908 - OH, SHE IS A TOTAL PRO, NO ATTITUDE. 818 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:42,909 - SHE IS ALL ABOUT THE WORK. 819 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,543 - YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE, 820 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,112 BUT YOU'RE SO COOL! 821 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,279 [police sirens] 822 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:48,948 - SHAWN, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME. 823 00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:51,117 DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'D KILL A GUY FOR HIS WATCH? 824 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:53,485 AND KEEP ROBBING HIGHWAYS JUST A FEW MILES AWAY? 825 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,453 - COME ON, SIR. 826 00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,055 - WHAT WAS THE TIME OF DEATH ON HOUSTON RAY? 827 00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:56,956 - STAND UP. 828 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,490 - UH, LOCAL CORONER SAID ONE PM, WHY? 829 00:30:58,524 --> 00:30:59,725 - HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 830 00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:02,461 - OKAY, UH, WHERE'S THE LAST PLACE YOU TRIED TO USE THE CARD? 831 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,096 - COME ON. - UH, TARGET. 832 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:06,232 BUT IT WAS DECLINED. OH, SO EMBARRASSING. 833 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:07,333 WE'RE THE REAL VICTIMS HERE! 834 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,136 - I LOVE YOU, BABY. 835 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:12,638 - SO WHO KILLED THE TEXAN? 836 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:15,007 - OUR HOUSE RED IS FROM DE PALMA VINEYARDS-- 837 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:18,310 - SOON YOU'LL SEE MY FACE ON EVERY BOX OF THAT JESUS JUICE. 838 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:21,213 - DE PALMA, IT'S ABOUT TRADITION. 839 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:22,949 WE'VE NEVER CHANGED AND WE NEVER WILL. 840 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:25,617 - WE HAVE TO GO WINE TASTING AGAIN. 841 00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:27,920 - YOU TOLD THE POLICE YOU HAD NEVER SEEN THE GUY 842 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:28,787 FOUND DEAD HERE TODAY. 843 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,357 - WELL, LOTS OF PEOPLE VISIT MY WINERY, 844 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:35,094 I MEAN, HE'S NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO DIE DURING A TASTING. 845 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,628 - IT'S OFTEN THAT PEOPLE ARE SHOT IN THE GUT 846 00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,064 AND DUMPED IN A BARREL? 847 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:44,036 - NO, THAT WAS NEW. - HEH. 848 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:46,005 TELL YOU WHAT I THINK, I THINK YOU KNEW THE TEXAN. 849 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,573 VINEYARD IS STRUGGLING, 850 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:49,241 HE COMES IN HERE, WANTS TO BUY YOU OUT. 851 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,310 BUT YOU WOULD RATHER LIQUIDATE THAN TURN YOUR FAMILY BUSINESS 852 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:52,644 OVER TO A WINE BOX MOGUL. 853 00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:54,446 SO HE WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER, 854 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,148 YOU LIQUIDATED HIM. 855 00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:57,950 - [laughs] YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG. 856 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:58,951 - DAMN IT. 857 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,152 - LOOK, I'LL BREAK IT DOWN. 858 00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:03,155 I HATE THE WINE BUSINESS. 859 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:05,958 I HATE OJAI AND I HATE MY FAMILY. 860 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:06,959 - WHAT? 861 00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:08,194 EVEN YOUR SON GIANCARLO? 862 00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:09,628 - I DON'T HAVE A SON AND IF I DID 863 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,130 I'D HATE HIM TOO. 864 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:13,332 THAT'S JUST A SPIEL THAT I GIVE IN THE WINERY 865 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:14,333 DURING THE TOURS. 866 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:16,102 IT'S ALL MALARKEY. 867 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,404 MY NAME IS NOT EVEN DE PALMA. 868 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,639 IT'S GOLDBERG. 869 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,508 GUNNER GOLDBERG. 870 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:26,112 I MEAN, WOULD YOU BUY WINE FROM A GOLDBERG VINEYARDS? 871 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,113 - MAYBE SPRITZER. 872 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:28,714 - THAT TEXAN WAS MY TICKET OUT. 873 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,549 HE COULD HAVE PUT A PICTURE OF HIS ASS ON THE BOX 874 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:31,550 FOR ALL I CARE. 875 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:33,119 - THAT I'D BUY. 876 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,553 CURIOSITY. 877 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:37,223 - I WAS SO DESPERATE TO UNLOAD I ALMOST ACCEPTED 878 00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:39,258 A LOW BALL OFFER FROM THIS OTHER SCHMUCK. 879 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,028 BUT THE GUY, I MEAN, HE'S LEVERAGED TO THE HILT. 880 00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:43,762 MONEY FROM ALL SORTS OF ILLEGAL SOURCES AND-- 881 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,031 - AND WHO IS THAT? 882 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:47,399 - A REAL SAD SACK. 883 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:50,569 - LISTEN TO ME, I AM DEALING WITH A LOT OF CRAP RIGHT NOW. 884 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:51,670 A LOT OF CRAP. 885 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:54,073 - SAD SACK. 886 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:59,011 WAS HIS NAME JERRY? - YEAH. 887 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:02,681 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS JERRY KINCAID'S ROOM. 888 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,616 HOUSEKEEPING! 889 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:05,651 - LOOKS LIKE NOBODY'S HOME. 890 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:06,785 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LOOK, WE GOTTA KEEP MOVING. 891 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,054 CHELSEA COULD BE ANYWHERE. 892 00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:10,022 - THIS ROOM IS SWEET! 893 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:10,756 IT HAS ITS OWN STEAM ROOM. 894 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,391 - YOU CAN GO. 895 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,160 - YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ME TO OPEN THE DOOR, YOU KNOW. 896 00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:15,627 INSTEAD OF PULLING YOUR GUN ON ME. 897 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,196 - SORRY, IT'S FORCE OF HABIT. 898 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:19,065 - JERK. 899 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:20,366 - THAT'S FAIR. 900 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:26,138 GUYS? 901 00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:27,573 - DROP THE GUN, DETECTIVE. 902 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:32,311 OR I SWEAR I WILL SHOOT EVERYBODY IN THEIR STUPID FACES! 903 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,148 [pistol hammer clicks] 904 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,686 - WORST GENTLEMAN'S WEEKEND EVER. 905 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:46,792 - THANKS. 906 00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:49,095 IT'S NOT LIKE LASSITER TO NOT ANSWER HIS PHONE. 907 00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:51,330 - THIS IS ALL YOU. 908 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,664 SO... 909 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,567 JERRY WANTED TO BUY THE WINERY BUT HOUSTON SWOOPED IN, 910 00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:57,169 HE'S TAKING THE DEAL AWAY. 911 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,071 - JERRY JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE KILLER TYPE. 912 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,572 - WELL, AS WE'VE LEARNED THIS WEEKEND, JULES, 913 00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:03,209 PEOPLE ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE. 914 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:04,776 EXCEPT ON REALITY TV. 915 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:08,614 WE'RE ARE THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SOMEWHERE. 916 00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:10,582 - WHAT IS IT YOU-- - JERRY CONFRONTS HOUSTON. 917 00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:13,585 THE TEXAN LAUGHS, ALL TEXAN LIKE. 918 00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:14,586 - [laughs] 919 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,355 - AND JERRY LOSES HIS SCHLITZ. 920 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,489 THAT'S A THING, RIGHT? 921 00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,391 - PRETTY SURE THAT'S A MALT LIQUOR. 922 00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:22,194 - SO, CLEARLY THERE WAS A STRUGGLE. 923 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:24,763 JERRY ENDS UP WITH THE TEXAN'S GUN. 924 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,265 - NOW CALM DOWN, FRIEND. 925 00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:27,199 [indistinct arguing] 926 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:32,604 - WITHOUT THINKING-- BOOM! HE SHOOTS HIM. 927 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,240 OR MAYBE HE WAS THINKING, AT THIS POINT 928 00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:35,307 IT'S IMMATERIAL. 929 00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:36,308 - SHAWN, THE STEAM ROOM. 930 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:38,710 - JULES, COME ON, WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE. 931 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:40,279 IT'S NOT THE TIME TO STEAM IT OUT. 932 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,280 [laughs] 933 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:42,481 - SHAWN, THE STEAM ROOM! 934 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:46,485 - WOW, YOU ARE A RANDY LITTLE LASS. 935 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:48,187 - UNH! - AARRGGH! 936 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,289 - OOOH! - UNH! 937 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,324 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THERE? 938 00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:53,525 - JERRY TRAPPED US! 939 00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:54,760 - WELL, HOW DID HE DO THAT? 940 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,528 - WHY DOESN'T OUR ROOM HAVE A STEAM ROOM? 941 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:59,698 - JULES, I GOT THE BEST AVAILABLE ROOM THAT THEY HAD. 942 00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:01,600 - WITH MY CREDIT CARD! 943 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:05,304 - COME ON, JERRY GOT A HEAD START, LET'S GO! 944 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,206 - HENRY! HENRY! 945 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,774 [laughs] 946 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:11,210 HENRY? - AAH! 947 00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:13,312 - SQUINTY GUY, SUNBURN, REAL SAD SACK? 948 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:16,182 - OH, YEAH, I SAW THE GUY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 949 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:18,317 HE LEFT ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO 950 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:19,218 IN A SILVER SEDAN. 951 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:20,752 - HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CATCH HIM NOW? 952 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,821 - I'LL CATCH HIM. 953 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,790 - CARLTON, THERE ARE FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS OUT OF HERE 954 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:25,924 YOU'LL JUST BE GUESSING. 955 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,160 - WHOA, WHOA! - GO, GO! 956 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:30,762 - MAYBE NOT, FOLLOW ME TO THE ACTIVITIES DESK. 957 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:33,199 - THAT CHICK IS A FREAK! 958 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:34,866 - AAH! 959 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:38,770 [tires squealing] 960 00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:50,582 - WOULD YOU SETTLE? 961 00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:51,583 - I THINK AFTER THIS WEEKEND 962 00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:53,419 I CAN GO WITHOUT SEEING YOU GUYS FOR A WHILE. 963 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:57,689 - AGREED! - AGREED! 964 00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,458 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS GUY. 965 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,526 [cell phone rings] 966 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:04,430 all: [grunting, mumbling] 967 00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:05,664 - YEAH, SPENCER! 968 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,199 - LASSIE, I CAN SEE YOU! 969 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:08,234 WE'RE IN THE SKY! 970 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,202 WE COMMANDEERED A BALLOON FROM THE TOUR DESK! 971 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,870 - OKAY, LET'S DO THIS! WHAT DO YOU GOT? 972 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:13,272 - UH... 973 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:15,274 I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE NAMES PER SE... 974 00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:17,476 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S CROSSING OVER A BRIDGE! 975 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,311 - CHEESE, ANYONE? 976 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:20,846 both: NOT NOW, FELIPE! 977 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,415 - WHERE--WOULD YOU GET YOUR ELBOW OUT OF MY FACE? 978 00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:27,286 - WELL, HE'S PASSING A BIG, RED, WOODEN BUILDING! 979 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:30,922 - THAT'S SETTLER'S HOMESTEAD, HOME OF THE FIRST SILK FACTORY 980 00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:32,458 IN CENTRAL CALIFORNIA IN 1887. 981 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:33,825 CRACKERS? 982 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,927 - OOH, APPLES. - IT'S SETTLER'S HOMESTEAD! 983 00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:38,230 - WHO--WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 984 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:40,632 - IT'S THE FIRST SILK FACTORY, IT WAS BUILT IN 1887! 985 00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:41,967 - EIGHTEEN EIGHTY WHAT? 986 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,535 - 87, 87! 987 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:45,237 - WELL, HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP ME? 988 00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:49,375 - WILL YOU MOVE OVER? - YOU MOVE OVER! 989 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,850 - OH, YEAH, LASSIE, I SEE YOU AGAIN! 990 00:36:58,884 --> 00:36:59,918 YOU'RE RIGHT BEHIND HIM! 991 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:02,788 HIS ROUTE GOES THE LONG WAY, YOU CAN CUT HIM OFF! 992 00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:04,022 UH, TAKE THE UPPER ROAD, 993 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,023 AND FLOOR IT! 994 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,392 - WAIT, OKAY, LEFT? 995 00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:07,459 - JUST TURN! TURN! 996 00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:09,895 - ALL RIGHT, LEFT! 997 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:10,929 RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 998 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:11,963 [tires squealing] 999 00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:15,467 all: AAAAH! 1000 00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:21,273 AAAARRGHH! 1001 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:23,275 - SLICE, SLICE! - SLICE WHAT? 1002 00:37:23,309 --> 00:37:24,510 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SLICE? 1003 00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:25,977 NOT YOU! I'LL TAKE A SLICE OF CHEESE. 1004 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:27,313 - OH, HERE. 1005 00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:29,381 - UH, THE ORANGE KIND. - OH, YEAH, YEAH. 1006 00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:31,249 - MMM. 1007 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:35,721 [incoherent mumbling] 1008 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:36,922 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING? 1009 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:39,491 - I'M SO SORRY, MY MOUTH IS FULL OF CHEESE! 1010 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:41,527 IT'S MUCH HOTTER THAN I WAS ANTICIPATING. 1011 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,394 - IT'S JALAPENO CHEDDAR. 1012 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,029 - SPENCER, GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, 1013 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:47,833 I'M GONNA KILL YOU! 1014 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:52,003 - HE'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU! 1015 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:55,374 - THERE HE IS! I GOT YOU NOW! 1016 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:57,042 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! - NO, NO, LASSITER! 1017 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:58,744 [screaming, yelling] 1018 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,380 - LASSITER, LASSITER! 1019 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,081 - NO, NO, NO, NO! 1020 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,384 - AAH! [tires squealing] 1021 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:07,819 [screaming, yelling] 1022 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:13,024 [tires squealing] 1023 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,360 - UNH! 1024 00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:32,644 - GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE! 1025 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,746 YOU DROP THAT WEAPON OR I WILL DROP YOU! 1026 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:37,015 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 1027 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,650 YOU GOT IT WRONG, YOU GOT IT WRONG. 1028 00:38:38,684 --> 00:38:40,686 THIS IS ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING. 1029 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:41,920 COME ON. 1030 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,722 - TURN AROUND, FACE YOUR VEHICLE. 1031 00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:45,591 GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, CROSS YOUR ANKLES, 1032 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:46,658 PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD. 1033 00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:47,859 - WHAT, YOU THINK I'M A GYMNAST? 1034 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,060 THAT'S CRAZY, I'M NOT THAT FLEXIBLE. 1035 00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:50,396 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - JUST DO IT. 1036 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:51,630 - GOD. 1037 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,064 - SURPRISINGLY GOOD WORK, SPENCER. 1038 00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:55,967 WE GOT HIM. - YEAH, YOU SEE? 1039 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:57,469 JERRY WAS LEVERAGED TO THE HILT 1040 00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:59,004 WITH SOME PRETTY TOUGH CUSTOMERS. 1041 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,106 WHEN THE TEXAN SWOOPED IN TO BUY THE VINEYARD, 1042 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:03,475 JERRY FOUND HIMSELF ON THE HOOK TO INVESTORS 1043 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:04,576 FOR A DEAL HE COULDN'T MAKE. 1044 00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:06,077 - I WILL SHOOT YOU! UNBELIEVABLE. 1045 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:08,113 - FACED WITH A CHOICE-- [cell phone beeps off] 1046 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:11,583 HELLO? HELLO? 1047 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:12,751 HUH. 1048 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,586 [laughs] 1049 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:16,688 AAH. - SHOULD WE HEAD BACK NOW? 1050 00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:20,025 - NO, FELIPE, I DO BELIEVE WE'D LIKE TO TAKE 1051 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:22,928 THE LONG WAY HOME. 1052 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:24,563 - OUR ADULT VACATION. 1053 00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:25,997 - DO YOU WANNA SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THIS GRAPE 1054 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:26,998 TO HIT THE GROUND? 1055 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:30,802 - OH, I DO, I REALLY DO. 1056 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:32,904 [gasps] - HERCULES! I HIT A HOUSE! 1057 00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:34,406 - TRY THE APPLE SLICES. - YUP. 1058 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,509 - PLEASE STOP THROWING THINGS. - OH, SORRY, FELIPE. 1059 00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:38,910 - SORRY, FELIPE. 1060 00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:40,612 - PARTY POOPER. 1061 00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:42,748 FELI-POOP. - MM-HMM. 1062 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:45,116 - WE'RE REALLY UP HERE. - YEAH, WE ARE. 1063 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:46,151 - I'M GONNA KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH. 1064 00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:48,019 - MM. [kissing] 1065 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:57,663 - HEH, NICE VACATION, HUH? 1066 00:39:57,696 --> 00:39:58,930 - IT WASN'T A DISASTER. 1067 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,432 GOT A HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE. 1068 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,200 DIDN'T COUNT ON THE DEAD TEXAN IN THE WINE BARREL, 1069 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,002 BUT MY FISH THE FIRST NIGHT WAS DELICIOUS. 1070 00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:05,537 - I LET YOU DOWN, DIDN'T I? 1071 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,206 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. - OH, I DID A LITTLE. 1072 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,810 WHEN I LOOK AT CLIVE AND BARBIE, THEY'RE SUCH A GREAT COUPLE. 1073 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,011 - SHAWN, THEY'RE CRIMINALS. 1074 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:14,680 - YEAH, BUT THEY'RE DEVOTED. 1075 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:15,981 - AND WE'RE NOT? 1076 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:18,016 - NO, WE-- NO, WE ARE, WE ARE. 1077 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:20,118 I JUST... 1078 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:22,521 LOOK, JULES, I KNOW YOU HAVE THESE DEFINITE EXPECTATIONS, 1079 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:24,089 RIGHT? 1080 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:28,026 AND THAT IN A PERFECT WORLD I'D BE A LITTLE LESS LIKE ME, 1081 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,027 YOU KNOW? 1082 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,962 A LITTLE MORE MATURE, AND OPEN TO THINGS LIKE 1083 00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:32,964 DANCING AND TRIPS TO IKEA. 1084 00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:35,801 AND I CAN DO THAT, YOU KNOW? 1085 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:37,235 AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I THINK I HAVE TO. 1086 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,471 I WANT TO. 1087 00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:40,939 FOR YOU. 1088 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,774 AND FOR US AS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. 1089 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:43,975 - OKAY. 1090 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:45,777 - I KNOW THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR COMMITMENT. 1091 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,145 AND... 1092 00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:49,748 AND THE "M" WORD. 1093 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:52,183 AND SOME SUCH... 1094 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,852 - YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT WHEN I SAID "DEFINITE EXPECTATIONS" 1095 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:54,986 THAT I MEANT-- 1096 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:56,187 - NO. 1097 00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:58,223 NO, NO, NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT. 1098 00:40:58,256 --> 00:40:59,157 - [sigh of relief] 1099 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:00,792 - THAT WOULD MEAN I'M A COMPLETE MORON. 1100 00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:01,860 NO, I DIDN'T-- [laughs] I DIDN'T THINK THAT. 1101 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:04,162 - BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT WE WERE 1102 00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:07,165 HEADED DOWN THE RIGHT PATH AND WE ARE. 1103 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,067 I MEAN, JUST COMING HERE, THIS MORE THAN MEETS 1104 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,936 MY CURRENT EXPECTATIONS. 1105 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:14,272 I'M NOT READY TO GET MARRIED. 1106 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,507 - ARE YOU? - OH, GOD, NO. 1107 00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:17,042 NO, NO, NO. 1108 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,777 I MEAN, IT'S ON MY BUCKET LIST. 1109 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:22,113 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, UH, [laughs] HELLS NO. 1110 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:26,852 THANK YOU FOR BEING SO MUCH SMARTER THAN ME. 1111 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:28,219 [kissing] 1112 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:31,189 - HM? 1113 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,692 [laughs] 1114 00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:36,027 - WELL, I HOPE YOU LOOK THAT GOOD 1115 00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:38,063 WHEN I'M 140. 1116 00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,131 - YOU KNOW I WILL. 1117 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,600 - I'M SORRY, SIR. 1118 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,101 I'M GONNA HAVE TO DISPUTE THE ROOM CHARGES. 1119 00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:45,604 I MEAN, WHO ORDERS PISTACHIO ICE CREAM 1120 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:46,938 AT 1:00 A.M.? 1121 00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:48,974 - WE FOUND THIS IN ONE OF THE DUMPSTERS OUT BACK 1122 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:49,808 OF THE RESORT. 1123 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,042 I BELIEVE THIS IS ONE OF THE ITEMS 1124 00:41:51,076 --> 00:41:52,578 STOLEN FROM MR. SPENCER'S ROOM. 1125 00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:54,646 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN A GROWN MAN SO UPSET 1126 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,714 OVER THE THEFT OF A TOY 1127 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,048 THAT WASN'T HIS CHILD'S. 1128 00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:59,317 - WE TAKE OUR HANDHELD ENTERTAINMENT VERY SERIOUSLY. 1129 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,519 - WELL, THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS. 1130 00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:09,194 [toy rattling] 1131 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:33,251 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com