1 00:00:00,201 --> 00:00:12,080 . 2 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:15,083 [applause] 3 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,318 [camera shutters snapping] 4 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,220 - QUALITY OF LIFE IS UP 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,022 BECAUSE CRIME IN SANTA BARBARA IS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW 6 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,524 DUE TO THE TIRELESS EFFORTS 7 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,159 OF YOUR SANTA BARBARA POLICE DEPARTMENT. 8 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:29,029 - CORRECTION: SERIOUSLY UNDERFUNDED POLICE DEPARTMENT, 9 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,099 YOU ECO-SOCIALIST MOONBAT. 10 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,233 - GAVIN CHANNING IS AN AWESOME MAYOR. 11 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,068 AND PEOPLE LIKE TREES, CARLTON. 12 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,037 - I AM HONORED TO RECOGNIZE CHIEF KAREN VICK, 13 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,639 HER DEDICATED OFFICERS, 14 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,408 AND THE EXTRAORDINARY SHAWN SPENCER 15 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:43,077 FOR THEIR INVALUABLE SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY. 16 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:47,315 [applause] 17 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:50,384 - PLEASE, STOP. IT'S ALL TOO MUCH. 18 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:54,122 THANK YOU, MAYOR. 19 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:55,589 WHAT IS GENIUS? 20 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,158 CAN YOU BOTTLE IT? 21 00:00:57,258 --> 00:01:01,129 IS IT SOMETHING YOU WOULD EVEN WANT TO BOTTLE? 22 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:03,831 [scoffs] CHIEF, I'M SO SORRY. 23 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,766 I'M SUCH A JERK SOMETIMES. 24 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:06,167 LOOK AT THIS, EVERYONE. ISN'T THAT NICE? 25 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,638 - OH-- 26 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,807 - IT IS MOMENTS LIKE THIS 27 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,643 THAT MAKE MY SECOND SIGHT 28 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:17,311 AND ILLUSTRIOUS GIFT SET 29 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,712 SO WORTHWHILE. 30 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,081 I BELIEVE IT WAS EMF 31 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:25,453 WHO FIRST SAID, "YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE." 32 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:26,720 IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN THEN 33 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:30,224 THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME. 34 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,726 [laughs] 35 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,795 [applause] 36 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:40,868 - THAT'S WHY WE NEED YOUR HELP... 37 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,871 WOULD YOU BOTH EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT? 38 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,375 YOU HAVE A GIFT, MY FRIEND. 39 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,777 - OH, GAVIN, WE MUST FIND TIME TO SPEAK ABOUT MY PROPOSAL. 40 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:50,178 - SHAWN, WE LEGALLY CAN'T REMOVE 41 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,447 THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND SPEED LIMIT SIGNS. 42 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,149 - NOT ALL OF THEM. - ONLY THE ONES 43 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,584 BETWEEN YOUR HOUSE AND THE PSYCH OFFICE. 44 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:57,885 - THAT IS CORRECT, AND THERE WILL BE A SPEED LIMIT. 45 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,620 140 MILES PER HOUR. 46 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,223 WE WILL CALL IT THE SUPER SPEED CORRIDOR. 47 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,791 THE AUTOBAHN OF SANTA BARBARA. 48 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:06,727 IT IS BOTH INEXPENSIVE AND SIMPLE. 49 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,297 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND INEXPENSIVE OR SIMPLE. 50 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:10,464 - PLUS IT GOES THROUGH THREE SCHOOLS. 51 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:11,565 - WHY DO YOU HATE PROGRESS? 52 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,834 - GUYS, MY WIFE RENEE. 53 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,403 - HELLO. - OH. 54 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:19,340 - ARE THESE PEOPLE IMPORTANT? - RENEE. 55 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,908 - BUH-BYE. - OH. 56 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,843 SO BRIEF. 57 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:25,746 - MR. MAYOR, THE SACRAMENTO CONTINGENT IS HERE. 58 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,381 - AH, WONDERFUL. HAVE YOU GUYS MET? 59 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,450 - JASON STRAUB, GO-TO STAFFER. 60 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,319 YOU GAVE HIM CREDIT FOR GETTING YOU REELECTED 61 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,221 AFTER THAT WATER DISTRICT FLAP LAST YEAR. 62 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:34,855 - WOW, YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR LOCAL POLITICS. 63 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,824 - WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. HE'S A REAL STAR-IN-THE-MAKING. 64 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,559 DAMN HANDY WHEN FIRES NEED PUTTING OUT. 65 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,294 - THANK YOU, MR. MAYOR, BUT WE REALLY NEED 66 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,629 TO THINK ABOUT MAKING OUR EXIT. 67 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,364 - IN A MINUTE, J. LISTEN, SHAWN, 68 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,333 YOU ALWAYS BRIGHTEN MY DAY WHENEVER YOU COME DOWN HERE, 69 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,468 AND I WANTED TO OFFER UP A LITTLE TOKEN. 70 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,237 - YOU'RE GOING TO APPROVE MY CHUNNEL TO CATALINA. 71 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:50,938 - I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF BRUNCH AT MY PLACE. 72 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,473 AFTER MY SURF TOMORROW? 73 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:53,841 MAYBE AROUND 10:00? 74 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,643 WE'D LOVE TO SEE JULIET. 75 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:56,844 WE'VE REALLY MISSED HER SINCE SHE WORKED FOR US 76 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,346 AT CITY HALL. - I'M SURE. 77 00:02:58,446 --> 00:02:59,947 THE THING WITH JULIET IS-- 78 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,715 - I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING BUT YOU'RE ENGAGED. 79 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:02,916 - [laughs] 80 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,385 - I'LL CHECK HER AVAILABILITY, MAYOR. 81 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:05,786 I'M SURE SHE MISSES YOU. 82 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,556 - GREAT. 83 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:09,790 - I'M AVAILABLE FOR BRUNCH. 84 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,759 - YOU'RE AVAILABLE TO SUCK IT. 85 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,527 MAN, I GOTTA GO FIND JULES. 86 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:14,928 - YEAH. - SHAWN, NO. 87 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,397 - MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME. 88 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,198 I SAID THERE WOULD BE BLINTZES. 89 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:19,533 - SHAWN, I'M NOT GOING TO BRUNCH 90 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,534 AT THE MAYOR'S HOUSE WITH YOU. 91 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:21,969 WE'RE BROKEN UP. 92 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:22,836 - I THOUGHT WE TOOK A SMALL STEP FORWARD. 93 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,605 - WELL, I THOUGHT WE DID TOO. 94 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,874 AND THEN I SEE YOU UP THERE, 95 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,310 JUST GLOATING IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. 96 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,844 AND IT'S A SOLID REMINDER OF ALL THE ISSUES 97 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,580 I HAVE WITH YOU. 98 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,847 IT'S JUST A CHARADE. 99 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,249 - OH, COME ON, JULES. 100 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:36,884 I WAS-- I WAS JUST PLAYING AROUND. 101 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,452 YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE GONNA BREAK 102 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:39,820 HIS LITTLE MAYOR HEART. 103 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,989 - HE'S A GROWN MAN. 104 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,691 I THINK HE'LL LAND ON HIS FEET. 105 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,830 [imitates explosion sound] 106 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,933 - [over radio] SURF CONDITIONS ARE FINALLY PICKING UP 107 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,568 TO THREE-TO-FOUR FEET AFTER NOTHING 108 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,737 BUT ONE-TO-TWO-FOOTERS IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS. 109 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,706 - WHY WERE WE LISTENING TO THE SURF REPORT? 110 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:01,342 - 'CAUSE I WANT TO BONE UP ON THE LINGO, IMPRESS CHANNING. 111 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:02,876 - BONING UP IS NOT A THING, SHAWN. 112 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,278 - YEAH, MAYBE NOT IN JAMAICA. 113 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,946 - DUDE, STOP CRUSHING ON THE MAYOR. 114 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,381 - I'M NOT CRUSHING ON HIM. 115 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,949 I LIKE HIM. 116 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,284 I LIKE HIS HOUSE, HIS CAR, 117 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,819 HIS HAIR. 118 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:12,019 I MEAN, THE MAN HAS HIS OWN PRIVATE BEACH 119 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,388 WITH ACCESS TO THE BEST WAVES 120 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,489 IN SANTA BARBARA, GUS. 121 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,790 PLUS, HE SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS. 122 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,292 AND, IF HE AND I BECOME SURFING BUDDIES, 123 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,461 SO BE IT. 124 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,996 [indistinct radio chatter] 125 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,632 WHOA! WHOA, HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 126 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:27,935 WHAT-- WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 127 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:32,940 - LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET A NEW SURFING BUDDY. 128 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,842 - REALLY? 129 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:38,946 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 130 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:42,883 * 131 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,017 - * IN BETWEEN THE LINES 132 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,019 * THERE'S A LOT OF OBSCURITY 133 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,322 * I'M NOT INCLINED TO RESIGN * 134 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,523 * TO MATURITY 135 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,392 * IF IT'S ALL RIGHT 136 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,994 * THEN YOU'RE ALL WRONG 137 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:57,865 * BUT WHY BOUNCE AROUND TO THE SAME DAMN SONG? * 138 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:01,835 * YOU'D RATHER RUN WHEN YOU CAN'T CRAWL * 139 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:02,035 * 140 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,906 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 141 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,608 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 142 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,710 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 143 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,579 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 144 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:12,680 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 145 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:13,747 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 146 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,683 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 147 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,851 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 148 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:21,422 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 149 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,325 - IT'S IRONIC, IF YOU ASK ME. 150 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,860 HE FOUGHT SO HARD TO SAVE THE OCEAN, 151 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,328 AND THEN GETS KILLED BY IT. 152 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:29,797 - CARLTON, PLEASE. 153 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,331 PEOPLE ARE IN A STATE OF SHOCK OVER THIS. 154 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,934 - HE WAS SURFING IN A SPOT CALLED "THE VORTEX." 155 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,503 PRETTY ROUGH. I SHOULD KNOW. 156 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,337 THAT SECTION HAS ALMOST TAKEN ME OUT A COUPLE TIMES. 157 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:38,806 - YOU SURF? - NO. 158 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,474 BUT I DO A FAIR AMOUNT OF NUDE SUNBATHING. 159 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,443 OCCASIONALLY, I HAVE TO GO IN, DO A LITTLE RINSE-OFF. 160 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,812 - THE VORTEX HAS ROCKS JUST BENEATH THE SURFACE. 161 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:45,746 - YES. 162 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:46,046 NOTICE THE JAGGED PATTERN HERE. BRUTAL. 163 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:48,048 I'M ESTIMATING HE WAS IN THE WATER 164 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:50,050 ABOUT FOUR HOURS BEFORE HE WAS FOUND. 165 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,553 - OKAY, THEN CASE CLOSED. 166 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,755 KILLED BY TOO MUCH NATURE. COME ON. 167 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,857 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. FOUR HOURS? 168 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,829 - NOTHING BUT ONE-TO-TWO-FOOTERS IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS. 169 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:02,029 - THAT WOULD HAVE PUT HIM IN THE WATER 170 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:04,865 AT WHAT, LIKE, 6:00 A.M.? - MM-HMM. 171 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,767 - THERE WERE NO WAVES AT 6:00 A.M. 172 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,570 GUS, PULL UP THE SURF REPORT. 173 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,905 - HE'S RIGHT. THERE WERE NO WAVES. 174 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:14,842 - WHY WOULD THE MAYOR GO SURFING WHEN THERE WAS NO SURF? 175 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:15,042 THAT DOESN'T STRIKE ANYONE AS THE SLIGHTEST BIT SUSPICIOUS? 176 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,012 - WELL, LOOK. EVERYONE LIKED HIM, SHAWN-- 177 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,380 - HMM. - BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK 178 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,615 THAT'S ENOUGH FOR US TO GO ON? 179 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,016 - SURE. - ABSOLUTELY. 180 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,918 TELL YOU WHAT. 181 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:25,853 LET'S DRAG KING NEPTUNE INTO INTERROGATION ROOM "B" 182 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:26,053 AND PUT THE SCREWS TO HIM. 183 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,793 - ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE PLAN. 184 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,928 WE'RE GONNA TALK TO CHANNING'S RIGHT-HAND MAN, STRAUB, 185 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,997 SEE IF HE HAS ANY IDEA WHO MIGHT HAVE HAD IT OUT 186 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,532 FOR HIS OLD BOSS. 187 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:39,833 HEY. YOU WITH ME? 188 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,435 - YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE 189 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:42,836 WE'RE IN SANTA BARBARA'S CORRIDORS OF POWER. 190 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,605 - NOT THIS THING-- - YOU KNOW, SHAWN, 191 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,006 I COULD'VE MADE IT IN ALL THE WAY TO THE WHITE HOUSE. 192 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,675 - YEAH. MAYBE AS AN AIDE. - OF COURSE. 193 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,677 - SAY, "YES, MR. PRESIDENT." - YES, MR. PRESIDENT. 194 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,012 - SORRY, CHARLIE. - MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW. 195 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,747 I'M JUST SAYING, I COULD'VE BEEN 196 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,182 THE BLACK JAMES CARVILLE. - WHO'S THAT? 197 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,684 THE FARMER FROM BABE? 198 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:57,918 - THAT'S JAMES CROMWELL, SHAWN. 199 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,988 - THAT'LL DO, GUS. THAT'LL DO. 200 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,956 - WILL YOU PUT THAT DOWN? 201 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,057 LET'S JUST WAIT FOR STRAUB TO GET HERE AND-- 202 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,694 [door opening] - PRETTY GORGEOUS, HUH? 203 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:07,928 - AH, HEY, MAN. YEAH. 204 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,663 I ALMOST SNAGGED MYSELF ONE OF THESE 205 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,999 IN THE CLAW CRANE GAME AT DAVE & BUSTER'S, 206 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,801 BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW THAT THING IS RIGGED. 207 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,136 - THOSE ARE MEXICAN TURQUOISE. 208 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,938 MAYOR CHANNING USED TO BRING IT BACK 209 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,640 FROM HIS REMOTE SURF SPOTS IN MEXICO 210 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,475 AND GIVE THEM TO PEOPLE AS GIFTS. 211 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,911 HE WAS GENEROUS THAT WAY. 212 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,145 HAD A LOT OF FRIENDS. 213 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,848 - HOW ABOUT ENEMIES? 214 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,017 - NO, NOT REALLY. 215 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,152 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT MADE HIM SUCH AN EFFECTIVE POLITICIAN. 216 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,821 EVERYBODY LOVED HIM. 217 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,088 WE WERE JUST IN THE PROCESS 218 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,224 OF RAISING $50,000 TO GET US TO SACRAMENTO. 219 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:38,792 - THAT'S EXCESSIVE. 220 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:39,860 SACRAMENTO'S ONLY 200 MILES AWAY. 221 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,694 - HE WANTED TO BE GOVERNOR? 222 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,863 - WHAT, BY OVERSPENDING ON TRAVEL? 223 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,599 - NO, WE NEEDED THE 50 GRAND FOR AN EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE. 224 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:46,600 - WHY DID HE NEED TO RAISE THE MONEY? 225 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,001 WASN'T CHANNING LOADED? 226 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,770 - NO, HIS WIFE IS THE WEALTHY ONE, 227 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,872 AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO PART WITH HER MONEY. 228 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,507 - OH. - SPEAKING OF PARTING, 229 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,676 I GOTTA GET THIS PLACE PACKED UP FOR THE NEW STAFF. 230 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,978 - WOW, THAT QUICKLY? - YEAH. 231 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,648 SANTA BARBARA LAW STATES THAT THE HEAD OF CITY COUNCIL 232 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:03,717 TAKES OVER IN THE EVENT OF THE MAYOR'S DEATH. 233 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,052 THAT MEANS THE NEW STAFF WILL BE IN 234 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,687 BY THE END OF THE WEEK, 235 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:09,056 AND I GET TO HELP DURING THE TRANSITION. 236 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,057 SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. 237 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,725 - MY APOLOGIES, GENTLEMEN. 238 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,927 WAS I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING? - NAH. 239 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,530 - TOM, THIS IS SHAWN SPENCER AND BURTON GUSTER. 240 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,932 GUYS, THIS IS THE CITY'S NEW MAYOR, TOM SWAGERTY. 241 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,668 - GENTLEMEN, A PLEASURE. 242 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,536 LISTEN, JASON, I KNOW THIS IS TOUGH ON ALL OF US, 243 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,137 AND I THINK IT'S ADMIRABLE 244 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,073 THAT YOU'RE HERE HELPING THE WAY YOU ARE. 245 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,575 NATURALLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE 246 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,142 TO DISCUSS BUSINESS AT THIS TIME, 247 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,678 SO I JUST CAME BY HERE TO GIVE YOU THESE-- 248 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:31,979 A FEW KEY OBJECTIVES I'D LIKE 249 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,981 TO GET ROLLING ON IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS 250 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,183 AND AN AGENDA FOR TOMORROW NIGHT'S COUNCIL MEETING. 251 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,751 THE FIRST IS A PROPOSAL FOR A NEW CITY MOTTO. 252 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:38,852 - OOH. 253 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:39,052 MIGHT I SUGGEST "SANTA BARBARA... 254 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:43,991 "STOP FOR A PEE, BUT STAY FOR A LIFETIME"? 255 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,993 OR HOW ABOUT THIS? 256 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,595 "SANTA BARBARA: 257 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,930 THIS IS WHERE ROB LOWE HUMPS IT OUT." 258 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,899 - HMM. YOU CAN SUGGEST THAT. 259 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,533 GOOD DAY. 260 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,537 - THERE'S A VOTE TO CONVERT THE WETLANDS 261 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,172 INTO AN OUTDOOR MALL? - YEAH. 262 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,675 I MEAN, CHANNING'S BEEN NIXING THE IDEA FOR YEARS, 263 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,744 BUT THE DEVELOPER, PACIFIC ACQUISITIONS, 264 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,913 USES THEIR INFLUENCE TO KEEP IT ALIVE. 265 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,881 - HMM. 266 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:10,951 - [over TV] AT EDGEMONT LANDING, 267 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,020 EXPERIENCE PREMIER COMFORT AND DESIGN... 268 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,121 [sighs] OOH. 269 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,322 GUS, IF WE ARE EVER AN INCH TALL, 270 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,824 WE'RE LIVING THERE. 271 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:18,025 - YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. 272 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,827 - HELLO, MA'AM. - HELLO. 273 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,128 - MY NAME IS SHAWN SPENCER. 274 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,730 THIS IS MY PARTNER, BILL UVRIGHTS. 275 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:23,831 - [imitates gunshot] 276 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:24,998 - WHAT WAS THAT? 277 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,133 - THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS. 278 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,901 - YOU JUST SHOT HER IN THE FACE. 279 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:28,969 - I WASN'T AIMING AT HER, SHAWN. 280 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:29,970 I WAS SHADOW-HUNTING. 281 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,739 - WE'RE HERE TO SEE THE BOSS. 282 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,006 - WHICH BOSS? 283 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,808 THERE ARE A LOT OF THOSE AROUND HERE. 284 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,043 - THE BIG CHEESE. 285 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:39,613 THE POOB GRANDIER. 286 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,248 - I DON'T SEE YOUR NAMES ON THE SCHEDULE. 287 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,650 WHAT IS THIS REGARDING? 288 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,951 - WELL, WE ARE HERE TO PRESENT 289 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,153 A NEW VERSION OF THE WETLAND PROJECT. 290 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,990 PLEASE OBSERVE. - WAHHH... 291 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,861 - THERE'S A CUPCAKE. - YES. 292 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,129 - THAT REPRESENTS A 5,000-SQUARE-FOOT CUPCAKE STORE 293 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,098 CALLED COMPLIMENTARY CUPCAKES. 294 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,800 - THAT MEANS ALL THE CUPCAKES ARE FREE. 295 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,135 - WHAT'S THAT APPLE CORE SUPPOSED TO BE? 296 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,072 - OOH, WELL, THAT IS JUST AN APPLE CORE. 297 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,674 THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE, BILL. 298 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,742 - BOOM. NOW IT'S A REC CENTER. 299 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,911 - [chuckles] HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? 300 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,813 [laughter] - ARE YOU DONE? 301 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,882 - MA'AM, WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED. 302 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:15,082 - SHE'S CALLING THE BOSS. 303 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,852 - I'M CALLING SECURITY. - WHAT? 304 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,054 - I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A STUPID IDEA. 305 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:25,025 - PICK UP, PICK UP. 306 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,326 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 307 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:30,931 - SHAWN, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. 308 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:34,668 - WOULD YOU HOLD ON? - FOR WHAT? 309 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:40,007 - EH. - HURRY UP! 310 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,784 - DUDE. LET'S GO. 311 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,926 - YOU'RE SAYING THAT TOM SWAGERTY KILLED THE MAYOR? 312 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,828 - SHH. NO, NOT ME, CHIEF. 313 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:01,962 THE SPIRITS ARE SAYING IT. 314 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,296 - WELL, IF THE SPIRITS HAVE ANY PROOF, 315 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,364 WE'D CERTAINLY LIKE TO HEAR IT. 316 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,733 - CHIEF, 317 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,000 SWAGERTY IS A MAJORITY OWNER 318 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,368 IN A REAL ESTATE DEVELOPMENT 319 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,071 THAT MAYOR CHANNING VOWED TO OPPOSE. 320 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,840 SWAGERTY KILLS CHANNING, TOMORROW'S CITY COUNCIL VOTE 321 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,176 GOES IN HIS FAVOR, HE MAKES MILLIONS. 322 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,846 - OKAY, WELL, AS COMPELLING AS YOUR THEORY IS, MR. SPENCER, 323 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,714 I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE 324 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:21,915 THAN CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE BEFORE I TELL 325 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,083 THE PEOPLE OF SANTA BARBARA 326 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,918 THAT THEIR MAYOR WAS MURDERED. 327 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,353 - THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE. THINK ABOUT IT. 328 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,955 IT'S THE SAME MOTIVE AS THE BIBLICAL TALE 329 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,456 OF THE VERY FIRST MURDER-- BROTHER KILLS BROTHER 330 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,859 OVER MULTI-USE RETAIL AND RESIDENTIAL SPACE. 331 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:32,760 - WHAT VERSION OF THE BIBLE ARE YOU READING? 332 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,829 - THE NEW RICK JAMES VERSION. - OKAY. 333 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,065 CHIEF, UNLESS SPENCER HAS ANY OTHER THEORIES, 334 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,132 CAN I GO AHEAD AND TELL WOODY TO OFFICIALLY RULE 335 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,968 CHANNING'S DEATH AN ACCIDENT? 336 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,002 - YES. 337 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,170 - THANK YOU. 338 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:47,174 - SORRY, MR. SPENCER. 339 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,477 - THIS JUST SUCKS. 340 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,945 IN FOUR DAYS, SWAGERTY'S GONNA BE 341 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,847 BOTH MAYOR AND A MURDERER. - YUP. 342 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,315 YOU KNOW THE WORST PART OF THIS? 343 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,384 ONCE SWAGERTY BECOMES MAYOR, HE'LL HAVE CONTROL 344 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:58,886 OVER THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. 345 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,153 I GUARANTEE YOU HE'LL MAKE SURE 346 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,388 THEY DON'T LOOK INTO CHANNING'S MURDER. 347 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,489 - HOW COULD HE GET AWAY WITH THAT? 348 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,157 - IT'S ALL IN THE BYLAWS. 349 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,760 - DUDE, YOU STOLE THE BYLAWS FROM CHANNING'S OFFICE? 350 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,095 - THERE'S NOTHING IN THE BYLAWS 351 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,763 THAT SAYS IT'S ILLEGAL TO STEAL BYLAWS, SHAWN. 352 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,264 - REALLY? IS THERE ANYTHING IN THE BYLAWS 353 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,902 THAT SAYS... [snores] 354 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,069 SERIOUSLY, MAN. 355 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:17,604 WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO KEEP SWAGERTY 356 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,106 OUT OF OFFICE LONG ENOUGH 357 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,808 TO BUILD A SOLID CASE AGAINST HIM. 358 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,443 - WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND. 359 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,145 I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS. 360 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,479 - GUS, I'VE GOT NEWS. 361 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,981 GUYS HAVE BEEN MANSCAPING FOR YEARS. 362 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,251 - WHAT? LISTEN, SHAWN. LOOK. RIGHT HERE. 363 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,920 IT SAYS THE HEAD OF THE CITY COUNCIL 364 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,754 WILL AUTOMATICALLY SUCCEED THE MAYOR 365 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,323 UNLESS CHALLENGED BY ANOTHER CANDIDATE, 366 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,926 IN WHICH CASE A SPECIAL ELECTION MUST BE HELD. 367 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:39,126 BOOM. 368 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,995 - SO WE JUST NEED ANOTHER CANDIDATE. 369 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,031 - YUP. 370 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:53,473 - AND SO IT IS WITH THAT SAME SENSE OF PRIDE 371 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:58,912 AND A RENEWED HOPE FOR UNBOUND GLORY 372 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,848 THAT I, SHAWN SPENCER, 373 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,851 DO HEREBY DECLARE MY CANDIDACY 374 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:07,520 FOR THE OFFICE OF MAYOR. 375 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,323 [applause] 376 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,061 - [deranged laughter] 377 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,362 [thud, mic feedback] 378 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,563 - GUS, I'M NOT EVEN SURE THIS THING IS ON. 379 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:19,967 - WE HEARD YOU LOUD AND CLEAR. 380 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,135 [mic feedback] 381 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,407 - NOW, SHAWN, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT 382 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,943 THAT YOUR FIRST TV INTERVIEW IS A SUCCESS. 383 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,578 - DON'T WORRY, IT WILL BE, 384 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,014 AS LONG AS THEY FILM ME FROM ONE OF MY 27 GOOD SIDES. 385 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,115 - I DREW UP A LIST OF TOPICS 386 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,483 FOR YOU TO FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF WITH-- 387 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,385 UNEMPLOYMENT RATES, CRIME STATISTICS, 388 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,453 LABOR ISSUES. - HMM. 389 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,055 THANKS, WENDY. 390 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,157 SHE USED TO BE A CANDY STRIPER. - REALLY? 391 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,825 - NO, BUT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A FUN THING. 392 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,327 - WHAT? - THIS IS NICE. THANKS, MAN. 393 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,030 - NO. NO, NO, NO. 394 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,231 BARACK AND MICHELLE GOT SLAMMED IN THE PRESS 395 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,033 AFTER DOING THAT IN PUBLIC. 396 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,035 WE'LL STICK TO CULTURALLY NEUTRAL SALUTATIONS 397 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,336 UNTIL WE SEE SOME POLLING. 398 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,438 - DUDE, I THINK YOU CAN AFFORD 399 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,840 TO ROVE IT DOWN A NOTCH. 400 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:01,975 WE'RE NOT TRYING TO WIN, REMEMBER? 401 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,043 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP A KILLER 402 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,311 FROM TAKING OVER THE CITY. 403 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,079 - I KNOW, SHAWN, 404 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,347 BUT YOU STILL DON'T WANT TO LOOK RIDICULOUS. 405 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,116 THEY MAY ASK YOU THE TOUGH QUESTIONS. 406 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,018 - FOOD CARTS? - YOU PLAN TO HAVE A FOOD CART 407 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,020 ON EVERY CORNER BY THE END OF YOUR MANDATE. 408 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,055 - YES, I DO. - NOW, LISTEN, SHAWN. 409 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,157 YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THE RULE. 410 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,960 YOU NEVER, NEVER ANSWER THE QUESTION THEY ASKED YOU. 411 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,396 ONLY ANSWER THE QUESTION... - I WISH THEY HAD ASKED ME. 412 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,599 - MY MAN. 413 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,140 - WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU EFFECTIVE AS AN ELECTED OFFICIAL? 414 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,375 - IN TWO WORDS, APPROACHABILITY. 415 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,010 MY DOOR WILL ALWAYS BE OPEN. 416 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,979 AND I WANT THE CITIZENS OF SANTA BARBARA 417 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,414 TO FEEL COMFORTABLE MARCHING THROUGH THAT DOOR 418 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,051 AND TELLING ME ABOUT THE ISSUES THAT MATTER TO THEM, 419 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:47,554 AND THE ISSUES THAT MATTER TO THEIR PETS. 420 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,524 - MR. SPENCER, AS YOU KNOW, THE CITY 421 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:55,095 HAS BEEN RECENTLY DIPPING INTO ITS CASH RESERVES TO CLOSE 422 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,931 AN ESTIMATED $26 MILLION GENERAL FUND DEFICIT. 423 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,233 - [whistles] - IF ELECTED, HOW DO YOU PROPOSE 424 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,069 TO CLOSE THIS GAP? 425 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:07,307 - [exhales] WELL, THAT IS AN OUTSTANDING QUESTION, 426 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,541 [enunciates gutturally] JOSEPHINA. 427 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,010 AM I SAYING THAT CORRECTLY? 428 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,145 - NO. - THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE. 429 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:17,484 MY LEAST FAVORITE IS THE BLACK JELLY BEAN, 430 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,587 AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE IT'S BLACK. 431 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,556 BELIEVE ME, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS 432 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,292 ARE BLACK JELLY BEANS. 433 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,961 BUT, IF I WANTED TO BE EATING LICORICE, 434 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,997 WHY WOULD I REACH FOR A JELLY BEAN? 435 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,132 YOU FEEL ME? I SUSPECT YOU DO. 436 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,434 AND HERE'S A FREE GOLDEN NUGGET. 437 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,703 I ALSO VOW TO PROTECT OUR FINE CITY 438 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,272 FROM INVADERS TO THE NORTH 439 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,708 AND THE WEST, AND I WILL ONLY USE 440 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:46,246 THE FUNDAMENTALS OF TRADITIONAL BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU. 441 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,382 BOOM. FOLLOW-THROUGH. 442 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,018 BOOM. RAIN DANCE. 443 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:54,021 THAT'S FROM ALONG CAME POLLY. 444 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,657 - STAY WITH US. - IDIOT. 445 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,462 - YOU LOOKED LIKE A COMPLETE LUNATIC, SHAWN. 446 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,697 AFTER THAT, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M THE ONLY PERSON 447 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,366 IN SANTA BARBARA THAT'S GONNA VOTE FOR YOU. 448 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,568 - PERFECT. THAT MEANS I'VE GOT THE BLACK VOTE. 449 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,570 [telephone rings] 450 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,072 - PSYCH OFFICE AND CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS. 451 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,107 - SHAWN. JUST SAW YOUR INTERVIEW. 452 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,009 KUDOS. FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS 453 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,610 TO THE ISSUES I CARE ABOUT. 454 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,979 LISTEN, I HAVE NEWS ON THE CHANNING CASE. 455 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,016 USUALLY WHEN I INSPECT LACERATIONS OF SURFERS 456 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,384 WHO EAT IT AT THE VORTEX, 457 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,086 I FIND, YOU KNOW, LITTLE BITS OF CORAL 458 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,454 AND ROCK IN THE WOUNDS. 459 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,988 CHANNING'S IS CLEAN. IT'S NOT RIGHT. 460 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,224 - DAMN IT, I KNEW IT. 461 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,026 - AND I FOUND GRAY HAIRS IN HIS WETSUIT. 462 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,163 PRELIMINARY TESTS REVEAL THEY'RE NOT HIS. 463 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,298 - THAT YOU'RE HERE HELPING THE WAY YOU ARE. 464 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,467 - WOODY, YOU COMPLETE ME. 465 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,769 - THE GRAY HAIRS. IT'S SWAGERTY'S, ISN'T IT? 466 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:43,170 - I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: YES. 467 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,040 - YOU DO UNDERSTAND HOW HINTS WORK, RIGHT? 468 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,575 [door opens, closes] 469 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,110 - STRAUB. 470 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,311 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN? 471 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,545 - I SAW YOUR INTERVIEW, AND I'D LIKE 472 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,013 TO ASSIST YOU IN YOUR CAMPAIGN. 473 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,182 - AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 474 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,516 - BECAUSE, LIKE YOU, 475 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,017 I DON'T WANT SWAGERTY TO BE MAYOR. 476 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,019 I DON'T TRUST HIM. - NEITHER DO WE. 477 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,754 - THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID. 478 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,523 - HERE'S THE THING, STRAUB. 479 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:07,060 SHAWN ALREADY HAS A CAMPAIGN MANAGER: ME. 480 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,628 AND I'VE ALREADY GOT ALL THE BASES COVERED. 481 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,431 - REALLY? SO YOU'VE COVERED ALL POTENTIAL SCANDALS? 482 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,566 - 100%. - WHAT ABOUT THIS? 483 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,069 - [laughs] 484 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,737 - A MUSTACHE IS VERY MAYORAL. 485 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,073 - PLUS FRANCO NERO. 486 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,542 - LOOK, FIRST WE NEED TO WORK ON YOUR IMAGE. 487 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,145 THE PUBLIC SEES YOU AS A GLIB, FLAKY, OVERINDULGENT ADOLESCENT 488 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:28,415 WHO SPENDS WAY TOO MUCH TIME WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. 489 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,617 - I'M NOT GLIB. WHAT'S GLIB? 490 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,719 - YOU. - SHAWN, WITH MY HELP, 491 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,088 WE ACTUALLY HAVE AN OUTSIDE SHOT OF WINNING THIS THING. 492 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,124 IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY, ESPECIALLY IN LIGHT 493 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,626 OF THE ABBY SHELDON INCIDENT. - WHO'S THAT? 494 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,428 - SWAGERTY'S LATE FIANCEE. 495 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,197 SHE TRAGICALLY FELL AT HOME ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO AND DIED. 496 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,134 IT MAKES HIM VERY SYMPATHETIC IN THE PUBLIC'S MIND. 497 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,068 - HE'S SO LUCKY. - SHAWN. 498 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,104 - LET ME GET YOU THE EXPOSURE YOU NEED, 499 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,239 AND YOU CAN BEAT HIM ON YOUR OWN TERMS. 500 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,108 - I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS VERY MUCH. 501 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,710 STRAUB, CONSIDER YOURSELF MY NEW CAMPAIGN MANAGER. 502 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,712 - CO-CAMPAIGN MANAGER. - WHATEVER. 503 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,315 - EXCELLENT. WE'LL START BY HAVING YOU 504 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,151 GO TO THE FOUNDERS' GALA TOMORROW. 505 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,786 - [giggles] HE SAID "GALA." - I HEARD HIM, SHAWN. 506 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,121 - ALL THE BIG PLAYERS IN TOWN WILL BE THERE, 507 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,189 PLUS THE MEDIA. 508 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,790 NOW, THE VOTERS LIKE A CANDIDATE 509 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,159 WHO'S IN A STABLE RELATIONSHIP, 510 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,227 SO YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO BRING A DATE. 511 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,729 - THAT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE DIFFICULT. 512 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,832 - WELL, MAYBE NOT. 513 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,278 I'VE ARRIVED. [laughs] 514 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,812 I'M HERE FOR YOU. 515 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,821 YOU REALLY DO LOOK BEAUTIFUL, BY THE WAY. 516 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,523 - THANK YOU, BUT REMEMBER, I'M HERE 517 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,124 FOR THE SAME REASONS YOU ARE. 518 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,793 - WHAT? YOU'RE RUNNING FOR MAYOR? 519 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,795 - TO INVESTIGATE SWAGERTY BASED ON THE NEW EVIDENCE. 520 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,163 THAT'S IT. GOT IT? 521 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,798 - GOT IT. I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. 522 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:52,199 - GOOD. - JUST STANDARD INVESTIGATING. 523 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,838 SCOPING OUT CLUES AND LEADS, 524 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,408 AND POSSIBLY KISSING. 525 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,243 HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 526 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,612 - A LOT OF STUFF TO DO IN A LITTLE AMOUNT OF TIME, 527 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,146 SO STAY FOCUSED. 528 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,281 AS SOON AS YOU GET THE CHANCE, 529 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,749 THAT'S OUR HOST, ANDREW HOBBS. 530 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,151 HE HAS A YACHT AND LOVES DEEP-SEA FISHING. 531 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,687 - GOT IT. HOBBS, FAT, LIKES TO MURDER FISH. 532 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:15,855 - AND THAT IS LEECY DAVIS. 533 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,390 VERY DEEP POCKETS. 534 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,391 SHE ALSO HAS A WEAKNESS FOR YOUNG MEN 535 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,426 PLAYING VOLLEYBALL-- 536 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,228 SHIRTLESS. - ALL RIGHT. 537 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,196 I'LL BE READY WITH ALL MY BEST C. TOMMY HOWELL QUOTES 538 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,864 FROM SIDE OUT. 539 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:25,832 - WATCH OUT FOR THE STUFFED MUSHROOM APPETIZERS. 540 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,400 IT'S A SCAM JOB. 541 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,168 IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SAUSAGE INSIDE, 542 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,870 BUT IT'S REALLY ALL VEGETABLES. 543 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,206 - THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS. - DAMN IT. 544 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,574 SWAGERTY'S SOAKING UP THE PRESS 545 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,543 WITH SHOTS WITH HIS DAUGHTER. 546 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:37,910 YOU HAVE TO GET IN THERE, STEAL THAT SPOTLIGHT. 547 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,812 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT TWICE. 548 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,781 - REMEMBER TO GRAB THE HAIR. 549 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,383 NOT YOURS. SWAGERTY'S. 550 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,319 - RIGHT. WE GOTTA CONNECT HIM TO THE MURDER. 551 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,690 - MY DAUGHTER NICOLE. STRAIGHT-"A" STUDENT. 552 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,191 HONEY, THERE'S UNCLE JUDD OVER THERE. 553 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,360 WHY DON'T YOU GO SAY HELLO TO HIM FOR ME? 554 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,194 - [clapping] HUH? 555 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,897 - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR CANDIDACY, SHAWN. 556 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,866 - CONGRATS ON THE SPINACH IN YOUR TEETH. 557 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,435 YOU ARE GOING DOWN. 558 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,304 - "GOING DOWN"? SERIOUSLY? 559 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,239 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTION? 560 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,707 - NEGATIVE. WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT 561 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,410 BEFORE CHANNING'S BODY WAS FOUND? 562 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,211 - NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, 563 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,481 BUT I WAS AT MY DAUGHTER'S VIOLIN RECITAL. 564 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,216 - WHAT ABOUT THE MORNING OF? - SHE HAD SOCCER PRACTICE. 565 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,785 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 566 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,288 - UH, WHY DO YOU HATE ART AND HOMELESS ANIMALS? 567 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,922 - ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU THINK CHANNING WAS KILLED? 568 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,424 - I DON'T KNOW. WAS HE? 569 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,559 - I'M NOT GONNA DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE. 570 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,794 I LIKED CHANNING. 571 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:28,928 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS DEATH. 572 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,863 - MM-HMM. - HEY! 573 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,900 - [exclaims and laughs] 574 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,002 [shutters snapping furiously] 575 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,305 "SUMMER JUST GOT A LITTLE BIT HOTTER." 576 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,806 DID YOU GUYS GET THAT? 577 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,976 SIDE OUT. C. TOMMY HOWELL. 578 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,950 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 579 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,885 BEFORE WE CONTINUE WITH THE FESTIVITIES, 580 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,754 I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO ACKNOWLEDGE 581 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,457 OUR LATE, GREAT MAYOR, MR. GAVIN CHANNING, 582 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,992 WHO WAS TAKEN FROM US FAR, FAR TOO SOON. 583 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,463 HE WAS A PRINCIPLED POLITICIAN AND A GREAT FRIEND, 584 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,832 AND WE WILL TRULY MISS HIM. 585 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,334 TO GAVIN CHANNING. 586 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,836 - HEAR, HEAR. 587 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:22,615 - YOU WANT TO DANCE? 588 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:23,716 [applause] 589 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,951 - NO. - GOOD. 590 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,019 THANK GOD. NEITHER DO I. 591 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,890 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S A NECESSARY PART 592 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,725 OF THIS INVESTIGATION. 593 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,026 I GOT TO STAY IN THIS RACE. 594 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,896 RIGHT NOW, SWAGS IS STEALING ALL MY THUNDER. 595 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,899 - WELL, TOO BAD FOR YOU YOU DON'T DANCE. 596 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,935 - YEAH, TOO BAD. 597 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,952 - WHEN WE WENT TO TAKE THE DANCE CLASS, 598 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,688 YOU SAID YOU HAD SHIN SPLINTS. 599 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,557 - NOT ENTIRELY TRUE. 600 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,793 I WENT TO THE MONTECITO SCOTTISH VENTRILOQUIST FESTIVAL 601 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:07,894 WITH GUS. 602 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,829 I FELT SO GUILTY ABOUT LYING TO YOU 603 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:10,029 THAT I WENT BACK AND TOOK THAT DANCE CLASS 604 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:13,800 ALL BY MYSELF. 605 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,435 - YOU DID? 606 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,804 - THEY SAY IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR CONNECTION 607 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,706 WITH YOUR PARTNER. IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT PARTNER, 608 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,874 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO. 609 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,846 [applause] - WHERE WAS THIS SHAWN SPENCER 610 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:27,980 WHEN WE WERE DATING? 611 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,016 - HE'S RIGHT HERE. 612 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,756 JULES. 613 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,059 [sighs] 614 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,733 - [exhales] 615 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:52,772 - JULES. 616 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,373 COME ON. 617 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:55,808 YOU CANNOT PRETEND 618 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,544 THAT YOU DON'T STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME. 619 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:58,778 IT DOES NOT MAKE FOR VERY GOOD THEATER. 620 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,714 - WELL, I WON'T PRETEND, SHAWN, 621 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,082 BECAUSE I DO. 622 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,851 BUT I ALSO CAN'T PRETEND 623 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,886 THAT I CAN TRUST YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? 624 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:10,523 - JULES, SWEETHEART, YOU CAN TRUST ME, OKAY? 625 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:13,960 LOOK, I LIED. I LIED ABOUT BEING A PSYCHIC, 626 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,096 AND THAT PROBABLY ACCOUNTS FOR THOUSANDS OF LIES 627 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:19,466 THAT I HAVE TOLD YOU SINCE WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER, 628 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,001 AND, THE WORST PART IS, NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME 629 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,770 MORE THAN YOU. 630 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,004 YOU ALWAYS HAD MY BACK 631 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,474 WHEN NOBODY ELSE WOULD. 632 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,909 I FEEL SO HORRIBLE ABOUT THAT. 633 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,979 - I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND 634 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,815 YOU ARE ON THE HOOK UNTIL YOU MAKE IT 635 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,184 SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO LIE FOR YOU ANYMORE. 636 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,919 IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 637 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:43,756 YOU HAVE TO TELL THE CHIEF. 638 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:50,997 - NO, JULES, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 639 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,632 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, BECAUSE, IF I DO THAT, 640 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,467 THEN ALL OF THIS GOES AWAY, ALL OF IT. 641 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:55,702 AND WITH IT GOES THE GOOD. 642 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:58,505 ALL THE LIVES THAT I HAVE SAVED, 643 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:01,941 THE LIVES THAT I'VE IMPROVED. 644 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,676 THIS IS--THIS IS WHAT I HAVE, JULES. 645 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,144 THIS IS HOW I DO GOOD. 646 00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:09,081 - NOT FOR EVERYONE. 647 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:17,924 - HEY, SWAGS, 648 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,727 NO HARD FEELINGS, OKAY? 649 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,995 - OW! 650 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,998 WHAT THE HELL? 651 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,871 OKAY. THANKS, WOODMAN. 652 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,941 - GUESS WHAT? SWAGERTY'S ALIBI CHECKED OUT. 653 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,142 AND HERE'S THE WORST NEWS-- 654 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:38,177 HE TOOK THE WETLANDS VOTE OFF THE AGENDA. 655 00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:40,079 I'M NOT SO SURE HE'S OUR GUY ANYMORE. 656 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,848 - YEAH, HE'S DEFINITELY NOT OUR GUY. 657 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:42,048 WOODY JUST CONFIRMED THAT THE GRAY HAIR THEY FOUND 658 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,852 ON CHANNING'S BODY DID NOT BELONG TO SWAGERTY. 659 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:46,052 - THERE GOES OUR THEORY. WHAT NOW? 660 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,922 - FIRST, I DROP OUT OF THE RACE IMMEDIATELY. 661 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,624 THE BEST MAN GETS TO BE MAYOR. 662 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:53,626 WE FIND OURSELVES ANOTHER SUSPECT. 663 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:54,894 NO HARM, NO FOUL. 664 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,095 IT'S LIKE MODERN WAR. 665 00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:57,096 - YOU DID IT, SHAWN. 666 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:59,632 YOU KILLED IT AT THE GALA. 667 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:01,000 THE BUZZ IS YOU'RE CRUSHING SWAGERTY. 668 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,603 SO I TOOK A STRAW POLL UP AND DOWN STATE STREET 669 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:04,971 OF POTENTIAL VOTES. - AND? 670 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:07,907 - YOU'RE GONNA BE MAYOR. 671 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,787 - ARE YOU SAYING THAT SPENCER MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN THIS THING? 672 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:22,989 OH, MY GOD. THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT. 673 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,090 - THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA HAVE TO MOVE. 674 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,124 THERE'S NO OTHER SOLUTION. 675 00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:26,659 - WILL YOU GUYS CALM DOWN? 676 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:27,994 SHAWN IS NOT GOING TO BE MAYOR. 677 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,528 IT'S JUST FOR THE INVESTIGATION. 678 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,230 - THESE THINGS HAVE A WAY OF SNOWBALLING, GUSTER. 679 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,933 ONE DAY, HE'S MAYOR, THE NEXT, HIS FACE IS ON OUR CURRENCY. 680 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,034 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO HAVE 681 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,836 TO ASSASSINATE A PUBLIC FIGURE. 682 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:37,904 - YOU KNOW, WHEN HE WAS TEN YEARS OLD, 683 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:39,606 HE RAN FOR OFFICE ON THE PROMISE 684 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,240 HE'D BUILD A THUNDERDOME IN THE SCHOOLYARD? 685 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:45,277 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT THAT IDIOT'S GOT PLANNED NOW. 686 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,013 - THAT IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION, TINA. 687 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:49,949 IT'S ESSENTIALLY A GIANT CAGE-LIKE STRUCTURE, 688 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,285 AN ARENA WHERE CONFLICT CAN BE SOLVED IN A PUBLIC FORUM. 689 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,923 MY ADMINISTRATION WILL BE ALL ABOUT TRANSPARENCY, 690 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:58,958 HOT DOG WIENERS OF UNUSUAL LENGTHS, 691 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:02,762 AND GLADIATORIAL JUSTICE. - SPENCER! 692 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:04,163 GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! 693 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,765 - THAT GUY WILL NOT BE HERE 694 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:06,966 WHEN I AM RUNNING THIS DEPARTMENT. 695 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:10,236 - I'M GOING TO ASK YOU THIS CALMLY. 696 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,004 ARE YOU INSANE? 697 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,006 - OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS. 698 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,776 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO BE MAYOR. 699 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,611 FOR MORE THAN TWO TERMS. 700 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,046 I'M JUST GONNA MAKE A FEW SWEEPING CHANGES 701 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,981 HERE AT THE DEPARTMENT, AND THEN I'M OUT OF HERE. 702 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,083 OH, LASSIE, RELAX. 703 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:26,218 I'M GONNA WITHDRAW. SWAGERTY'S CLEAN. 704 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,620 - AND THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB. 705 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,988 - YOUR DISLOYALTY DISHEARTENS ME-- 706 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,023 IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WAS STILL RUNNING. 707 00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:33,025 BUT I'M NOT. 708 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,627 - AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO SAY, SHAWN, 709 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:36,696 YOU CAN'T WITHDRAW. NOT NOW. 710 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:37,997 YOU'RE IN THE PUBLIC EYE, KID. 711 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,867 IF YOU BAIL, IT'S GONNA RAISE QUESTIONS 712 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,368 AND SUBJECT YOU TO A LITTLE MORE SCRUTINY 713 00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:44,036 THAN I THINK YOU WANT. 714 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,205 - RIGHT, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 715 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:48,708 WE SHOULD PROBABLY EASE UP ON THE REINS A BIT. 716 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,609 YOU KNOW, COME UP WITH A WAY TO SUBTLY THROW THIS THING. 717 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,044 - I CAN FIX THAT. 718 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,913 - GREAT. GUS, YOU ARE REHIRED 719 00:26:54,013 --> 00:26:55,682 AS MY SOLO CAMPAIGN MANAGER. 720 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,083 YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE ME SEEM 721 00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:58,751 LESS DESIRABLE, WHICH WON'T BE EASY. 722 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,386 - I CAN FIX THAT. 723 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:02,889 - HERE'S THE QUESTION. 724 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:03,089 IF SWAGERTY DIDN'T KILL CHANNING, THEN WHO DID? 725 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:07,794 I MEAN, WHO ELSE HAD MOTIVE? 726 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:10,930 - THOSE ARE MEXICAN TURQUOISE. 727 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,965 HE USED TO BRING THEM 728 00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,100 FROM HIS REMOTE SURF SPOTS IN MEXICO 729 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,301 AND GIVE 'EM TO PEOPLE AS GIFTS. 730 00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:17,636 - WHAT IS GENIUS? 731 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:18,971 CAN YOU BOTTLE IT? 732 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:21,674 IS IT SOMETHING YOU WOULD EVEN WANT TO BOTTLE? 733 00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,843 - HE WAS A PRINCIPLED POLITICIAN 734 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:24,977 AND A GREAT FRIEND. 735 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,078 TO GAVIN CHANNING. 736 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:28,280 - HIS WIFE! 737 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,751 I AM SENSING THAT CHANNING WAS A PLAYER! 738 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,385 THAT HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WILLY-NILLY, 739 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,021 AND THE SPENCERS DO NOT USE 740 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,856 THE TERM "WILLY-NILLY" WILLY-NILLY. 741 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:38,224 - NO, WE DON'T. - WAIT A MINUTE. 742 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,993 WOODY FOUND A GRAY HAIR ON CHANNING'S BODY. 743 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:41,961 SHE'S NOT GRAY. 744 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:46,999 - ARE THESE PEOPLE IMPORTANT? 745 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:50,737 - ONLY HER STYLIST KNOWS THAT FOR SURE. 746 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:57,043 - AH! AH! [moans] 747 00:27:57,143 --> 00:28:00,446 WHOA. HO. HO. HO. HO. 748 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:02,882 HELLO, RENEE. 749 00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:03,082 - SHAWN. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU RODE. 750 00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:09,889 - IT'S JUST ABOUT ALL WE DO IN MY HOMETOWN OF SNOWY RIVER. 751 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,157 IT HELPS ME FIND CLARITY. 752 00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:12,691 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 753 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,393 I'M GETTING SOME RIGHT NOW. 754 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:17,163 - ARE YOU? FASCINATING. 755 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:18,765 - WHAT I'M GETTING IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND 756 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:22,201 HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH MONOGAMY! 757 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:25,004 WAIT, LIGHTNING! - WELL, NOW, YOU JUST UNEARTHED 758 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:26,906 THE WORST-KEPT SECRET IN SANTA BARBARA. 759 00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:27,106 YES, GAVIN WAS INCORRIGIBLE. 760 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:30,910 - SEABISCUIT, STOP, STOP. 761 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:31,110 - IT WAS ONE OF HIS BEST QUALITIES, REALLY. 762 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:37,316 WE'D BEEN LIVING APART FOR SOME TIME. 763 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,085 I GUESS YOU COULD SAY OUR MARRIAGE WAS A... 764 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,053 - SHAM? HYAH! 765 00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:43,122 - A CAREER MOVE. 766 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:46,225 - WHITE CHOCOLATE. I DON'T KNOW THE HORSE'S NAME. 767 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:48,995 [chuckles] 768 00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:50,062 AND THAT DIDN'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL? 769 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:51,898 - NO. - MRS. CHANNING, 770 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:52,098 I'M READY FOR YOU. 771 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:55,067 - IN A MOMENT, ANTONIO. 772 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,469 - HYAH! 773 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,872 - LET'S JUST SAY THAT GAVIN AND I 774 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,841 HAD AN UNDERSTANDING. 775 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:04,811 - LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE HERE, RENEE. 776 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,979 A GRAY HAIR WAS FOUND ON YOUR HUSBAND'S BODY. 777 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,381 THE SAME GRAY HAIR YOU USED TO HAVE BEFORE YOU COLORED IT. 778 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,317 I KNOW YOU WERE THERE THE NIGHT HE DIED. 779 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:12,952 - YES, I WAS WITH HIM. 780 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:15,221 BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM. 781 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,423 WE SLEPT TOGETHER. 782 00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:20,159 - THAT IS DISGUSTING. AND RICH. 783 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,928 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 784 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,230 - WELL, I WANTED TO GET SOMETHING FOR MY 50 GRAND. 785 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:28,134 - WE NEEDED THE 50 GRAND FOR AN EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE. 786 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:30,269 'CAUSE, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A TERRIBLE HUSBAND, 787 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,104 HE WAS A GREAT LOVER, 788 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,540 AND WOULD HAVE BEEN A FABULOUS GOVERNOR. 789 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,944 I REALLY WANTED TO MAKE LOVE IN THAT MANSION... 790 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:39,912 WITH ANTONIO. 791 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:40,112 [giggles] 792 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:45,017 WELL, I'M BORED. 793 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,052 [horse neighs] 794 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:48,054 COME ON. 795 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,993 [horse whinnies] - [exclaims] 796 00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:55,928 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT SHOWING ME PASSED OUT 797 00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:56,963 SURROUNDED BY BEER CANS 798 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,497 IS NOT EXACTLY MY IDEA 799 00:29:58,597 --> 00:29:59,932 OF A NUANCED PHOTO. 800 00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:00,132 - WELL, IF YOU HATED THAT, 801 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,102 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS COMMERCIAL. 802 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,370 IT'S ABOUT TO START AIRING. 803 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,006 - WHAT? DUDE, WE HAVE A COMMERCIAL? 804 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:09,075 - YUP. I SLICED ONE TOGETHER LAST NIGHT 805 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:10,542 AND GOT THE LOCAL STATION TO AIR IT 806 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,944 IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU GIVING FREE PSYCHIC READINGS 807 00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,212 FOR THE NEXT YEAR. - SMART THINKING. 808 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,947 - YEAH. 809 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,548 - I'M SHAWN SPENCER, AND THIS IS MY VISION 810 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,050 FOR SANTA BARBARA. 811 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,019 - [chuckles] 812 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:22,855 - OOH. [bombs whistling, horns honking] 813 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:29,095 OOH. [baby crying] 814 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:35,234 WOW. - SORRY, MAN. 815 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,503 I HAD TO GO BIG. - THE BIRD THING WAS MESSED UP. 816 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,105 - RIGHT. - BUT SOME OF THOSE 817 00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:41,107 WEREN'T FAR FROM THE TRUTH. - I KNOW. 818 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:44,143 [cell phone rings] 819 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,312 - STRAUB. 820 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:48,981 - HOW COME I WASN'T CONSULTED ON THAT COMMERCIAL? 821 00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:50,950 - 'CAUSE GUS IS RUNNING THE SHOW SOLO NOW. 822 00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,284 SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU, 823 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:54,020 BUT I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN SATISFIED 824 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,121 WITH THE WAY MY CAMPAIGN'S BEING MANAGED. 825 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:57,023 - COMPETENTLY? - EXACTLY. 826 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:57,957 BY THE WAY, DID YOU KNOW 827 00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,558 THAT CHANNING DID GET THE 50K 828 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:00,592 FOR THE EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE FROM HIS WIFE 829 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,561 THE NIGHT THAT HE DIED? 830 00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:05,364 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. HE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME. 831 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:12,104 - NOT IF HE NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY. 832 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,306 - WHAT? - GOT TO BOUNCE. 833 00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:15,908 GUS, I HAVE IT. 834 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,143 CHANNING WAS ROBBED. 835 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,111 HIS WIFE GAVE HIM THE 50K, 836 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,379 SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE HOUSE, STOLE THE MONEY, 837 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:22,915 AND KILLED HIM USING THAT MISSING BOOKEND. 838 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:24,483 THE ONE THE KILLER TOOK WITH THEM 839 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,052 AFTER THEY CLOBBERED CHANNING OVER THE HEAD. 840 00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:27,619 SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN AN INSIDE JOB. 841 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,090 SOMEONE WITH ACCESS TO THIS HOUSE. 842 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:39,631 PERHAPS WE SHOULD START WITH THOSE. 843 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,567 HEY, LASSIE. - SO I HAVE ELIMINATED 844 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,402 THE HOUSEKEEPER AND THE GARDENER, 845 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:44,403 WHICH PRETTY MUCH LEAVES THE PLUMBER. 846 00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:46,005 GUY NAMED MIKE PLUMMER. 847 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:47,940 - HE'S A PLUMMER AND HIS NAME IS PLUMBER? 848 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,341 - I DON'T SAY THINGS TO BE HUMOROUS. 849 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:50,642 OOH, SPEAKING OF HUMOROUS, 850 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,411 YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE GETTING KILLED 851 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,912 AT THE POLLS. 852 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:54,947 ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR CAMPAIGN 853 00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:57,916 JUST AIRED AN AD DETAILING YOUR FOOT FETISH? 854 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,152 IT WAS QUITE DISTURBING. 855 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:04,056 - FOOT FETISH? COME ON, SON. 856 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:11,363 LOOKS LIKE MIKE THE PLUMBER CAME INTO SOME CASH. 857 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:14,033 HELLO? - HELLO. 858 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:15,968 - MIKE PLUMMER THE PLUMBER? 859 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:25,077 - UH, SHAWN. 860 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:28,514 - YO. WHAT YOU GOT? 861 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:42,161 - WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT DUDE BEFORE? 862 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,632 [applause] 863 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:52,338 SNIFF AROUND THE BODY OR SOMETHING. 864 00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,140 I'M GONNA GO SNOOP ON HIS COMPUTER. 865 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,741 - WHY DO I GOT TO HANG AROUND A DEAD BODY? 866 00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,977 - BECAUSE YOU LOVE IT. 867 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:10,056 - DUDE, I JUST FOUND A BANK STATEMENT 868 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,324 THAT SHOWS A RECENT DEPOSIT OF $50,000. 869 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,993 - HOW RECENT? LIKE FOUR DAYS AGO RECENT? 870 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:17,996 - YUP. THE DAY AFTER CHANNING GOT THAT MONEY FROM HIS EX-WIFE. 871 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:20,266 YOUR THEORY ABOUT HIM ROBBING CHANNING WAS ON POINT. 872 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:22,068 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HOLD ON. 873 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:27,406 - TOM, THIS IS SHAWN SPENCER AND BURTON GUSTER. 874 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,342 GUYS, THIS IS THE CITY'S NEW MAYOR, TOM SWAGERTY. 875 00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:32,178 - THAT'S ABBY SHELDON, 876 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:35,047 SWAGERTY'S EX-FIANCEE. 877 00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:38,084 - WHAT IS SHE DOING AT CHANNING'S HOUSE? 878 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:43,355 - ASKED AND ANSWERED. 879 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:46,392 THAT CHANNING WAS A RANDY LITTLE SPANIEL. 880 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:51,130 UH-OH. 881 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:57,035 LET ME SEE THAT. 882 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:05,411 BAM, THERE WAS ANOTHER DEPOSIT MADE TWO MONTHS EARLIER, 883 00:34:05,511 --> 00:34:08,614 FOUR DAYS AFTER ABBY'S DEATH. 884 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:11,617 I GOT IT. - GOOD. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 885 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,485 - I MEAN, WHY SHOULD I GET FINED 886 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,121 FOR NOT PICKING UP MY DOG'S POOP? 887 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:16,555 HUH? WHY? 888 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,125 - GOOD EVENING. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. 889 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:20,726 EXCUSE ME. SO SORRY. 890 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:23,162 MY NAME IS SHAWN SPENCER. 891 00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:25,131 I AM ACTUALLY HERE BECAUSE I HAVE HAD 892 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,232 A PSYCHIC REVELATION 893 00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:27,733 THAT WILL SHAKE THE FOUNDATION 894 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:31,103 OF SANTA BARBARA TO ITS VERY FOUNDATION. 895 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:32,271 HERE'S THE THING. 896 00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:35,474 ABBY SHELDON DID NOT DIE ACCIDENTALLY 897 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:38,344 IN HER HOME, AS WAS WIDELY REPORTED. 898 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:42,114 SHE, IN FACT, EXPIRED IN THE HOME OF HER LOVER, 899 00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:45,151 THE MAN THAT WE ALL KNEW AS FORMER MAYOR GAVIN CHANNING. 900 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:48,086 [people gasping and whispering] 901 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:51,290 - I MEAN, DOES MY DOG GET A BILL EVERY TIME I DO MY BUSINESS? 902 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,824 HUH? YEAH. 903 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,393 - THE POINTS YOU'RE MAKING ARE VALID. 904 00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:57,663 BUT I'M GONNA BE UP HERE FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, 905 00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:01,400 SO YOU'D BE WISE TO TAKE A SEAT. 906 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,869 THANK YOU. 907 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:06,805 GAVIN CHANNING, FOR ALL HIS FLAWS, 908 00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:08,840 WAS NOT A MURDERER. 909 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,710 NOW I AM SENSING THAT ABBY SHELDON'S DEATH 910 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,712 WAS, IN FACT, ACCIDENTAL. 911 00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:17,316 - ABBY! 912 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,818 - WHAT DOES ANY POLITICIAN DO WHEN THEY'RE IN A JAM? 913 00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:21,487 THEY CALL THEIR RIGHT-HAND MAN, 914 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:23,789 AND, IN THIS CASE, THAT RIGHT-HAND MAN 915 00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:24,190 WAS JASON STRAUB... [crowd gasping] 916 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:29,495 WHO, FOR THE RECORD, IS A LEFTY. 917 00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:31,397 SURE ENOUGH, THAT IS THE FIRST CALL 918 00:35:31,497 --> 00:35:33,399 THAT CHANNING MADE THE NIGHT ABBY DIED, 919 00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:35,901 ACCORDING TO THE PHONE RECORDS OBTAINED 920 00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:40,239 BY SBPD'S VERY OWN CARLTON LASSITER. 921 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,874 I AM SENSING THAT YOU MOVED ABBY'S BODY 922 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,143 FROM CHANNING'S HOUSE BACK TO HER HOUSE, 923 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:47,746 STILL MADE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. 924 00:35:49,948 --> 00:35:52,484 BUT THERE WERE A COUPLE THINGS THAT YOU DIDN'T COUNT ON. 925 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,320 FIRST BEING CHANNING'S CONTRACTOR, MIKE PLUMMER. 926 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,655 BEING THE OPPORTUNIST THAT HE WAS, 927 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:59,558 HE JUMPED AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO DOCUMENT 928 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:02,228 THIS POTENTIAL SCANDAL. 929 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:03,795 [shutter snaps] 930 00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:06,164 YOU CAN FIND THESE PHOTOGRAPHS AT HIS APARTMENT. 931 00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:07,799 - AND YOU KNOW THIS HOW? 932 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:11,169 - BECAUSE MY SENSES DON'T LIE, THEY MULTIPLY. 933 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:14,172 ANYWAY, MIKE PLUMMER USED THESE PHOTOGRAPHS 934 00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:17,876 TO BLACKMAIL CHANNING TO THE TUNE OF $50,000. 935 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,711 CHANNING THOUGHT IT WAS A ONE-TIME PAYOUT. 936 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:22,948 THEN A COUPLE MONTHS LATER, PLUMMER SHOWS UP AGAIN 937 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:24,950 AND HE ASKS FOR MORE. 938 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:27,386 CHANNING WAS READY TO COME CLEAN, BUT STRAUB, 939 00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:29,655 THE MAN WHO ORCHESTRATED THE ENTIRE COVER-UP, 940 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:31,557 DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL, DID YOU? 941 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:33,625 - COME ON, NOBODY'S BELIEVING THIS LUNATIC, RIGHT? 942 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,494 - JASON, SIT DOWN. 943 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:38,230 - YOU PLEADED WITH CHANNING 944 00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:39,498 NOT TO DO IT, AND WHEN HE REFUSED, 945 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:42,234 FINALLY YOU KILLED HIM. 946 00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:43,302 - THAT'S ENOUGH! 947 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:46,272 THE OTHER THING-- [grunts] 948 00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:47,606 - YOU STUFFED HIM INTO HIS WETSUIT 949 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,841 AND YOU DUMPED HIM INTO THE OCEAN. 950 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,643 THE OTHER THING YOU DIDN'T COUNT ON 951 00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:54,280 WAS THAT THE MAN WHO SUCCEEDED CHANNING AS MAYOR 952 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:56,748 IS THE SAME GUY WHO WAS NOT CONVINCED 953 00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:58,216 THAT THE ACCIDENTAL DEATH OF HIS FIANCEE 954 00:36:58,317 --> 00:36:59,585 WAS AN ACCIDENT... 955 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:01,453 - JUST CAME BY HERE TO GIVE YOU THESE. 956 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:02,554 A FEW KEY OBJECTIVES I'D LIKE TO GET WORKING ON 957 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:03,922 IN THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS. 958 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,824 - BECAUSE AMONG THE LIST OF KEY OBJECTIVES 959 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,726 HE GAVE YOU WAS A MOTION TO REOPEN 960 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:10,796 THE POLICE INVESTIGATION INTO THE DEATH OF HIS FIANCEE. 961 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:10,996 YOU NEEDED TO MAKE SURE 962 00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:14,800 THAT SWAGERTY WASN'T ELECTED MAYOR, 963 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,402 AND THAT IS WHY YOU TRIED TO HELP ME BEAT HIM, 964 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:17,969 BUT WHEN THAT DIDN'T WORK, 965 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,306 YOU KILLED THE ONLY PERSON, PLUMMER, 966 00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:21,907 THAT COULD TESTIFY AGAINST YOU 967 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:24,976 IN A FUTURE TRIAL. 968 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:28,347 COME ON, STRAUB. GIVE IT UP. 969 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:34,720 DON'T--DON'T DO IT. 970 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:37,556 DON'T--OH. 971 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:41,293 - HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF. 972 00:37:41,393 --> 00:37:42,694 - THAT'S IT. 973 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:45,864 I NOW CEDE THE FLOOR TO THE CRAZY POOP WOMAN. 974 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,834 GOD BLESS SANTA BARBARA. 975 00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:03,315 - IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 976 00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:05,417 WE COULD TURN AROUND, GET RED ROBIN, 977 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:06,985 GO BACK TO THE PSYCH OFFICE. 978 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:08,887 AMERICAN DUOS PREMIERES TONIGHT. 979 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:11,857 - [laughs] 980 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:16,895 I OWE YOU ONE, MAN. - YOU OWE ME INFINITY, SHAWN. 981 00:38:29,775 --> 00:38:31,643 - IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 982 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:33,379 YOU HAVE TO TELL THE CHIEF. 983 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,962 [door opens and shuts] 984 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:55,066 - YOU NOTICED THE DOOR WAS CLOSED, RIGHT? 985 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,002 SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND? 986 00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:58,404 - YEAH, ACTUALLY, IT'S MY MIND 987 00:38:58,504 --> 00:38:59,771 THAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, CHIEF? 988 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,107 YOU--YOU KNOW THOSE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS 989 00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:03,475 FROM THE CHANNING CASE, RIGHT? YOU REMEMBER THOSE? 990 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:04,876 - IT WAS THREE DAYS AGO. 991 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:06,412 - OH, RIGHT, WELL, THE FUNNY THING IS, 992 00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,647 AND TRUTH IS IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL, 993 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:10,916 I MAY NOT HAVE COME ACROSS THOSE 994 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,884 IN THE MANNER THAT YOU'VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO. 995 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,786 - I'M NOT FOLLOWING. 996 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:16,955 - WHAT I'M SAYING, CHIEF, IS THAT IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE 997 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:20,125 THAT I HAVE BEEN LESS THAN FORTHRIGHT 998 00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:23,995 ABOUT THE WAY THAT I DO THE THINGS THAT I DO. 999 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,765 LIKE THIS. THIS, FOR EXAMPLE. 1000 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:31,770 MAINLY THAT REALLY. 1001 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,772 WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I'M SORRY, 1002 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,407 BUT THAT I'M NOT ACTUALLY-- - HE'S COVERING FOR ME. 1003 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:37,075 - WHAT? - SHAWN LED ME 1004 00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:38,977 TO THE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS, AND I OBTAINED THEM 1005 00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:42,047 WITHOUT AN OFFICIAL WARRANT. - I'M SORRY? 1006 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:44,583 - WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THE EVIDENCE IF WE'D WAITED. 1007 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,485 - SO YOU SEARCHED THE VICTIM'S COMPUTER WITHOUT A WARRANT? 1008 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:47,953 - YES, I DID. 1009 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:51,056 BUT IT WAS JUST THE ONE TIME, I SWEAR. 1010 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:53,024 - YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, IF A JUDGE KNEW ABOUT THIS, 1011 00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:54,993 STRAUB WOULD WALK? 1012 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:57,429 FORTUNATELY FOR ALL OF US, WE GOT A CONFESSION FROM HIM. 1013 00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:58,964 - WHEW. 1014 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,667 WELL, THEN I GUESS-- I GUESS WE'RE GOOD HERE. 1015 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:02,868 ORANGE WHIP? ORANGE WHIP? 1016 00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:06,104 - NO, MR. SPENCER, WE ARE NOT GOOD AT ALL. 1017 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:08,740 YOU ARE A POLICE OFFICER, MS. O'HARA. 1018 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,978 AND, MR. SPENCER, YOU ARE A... - PSYCHIC. 1019 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,947 - I WAS GOING TO SAY AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR, 1020 00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:17,983 AND BOTH OF YOU SERVE THE PEOPLE OF THIS CITY. 1021 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,885 AND EVERYTHING IS TO REMAIN ABOVEBOARD. 1022 00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:21,453 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 1023 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,622 - YES, CHIEF. - YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 1024 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:26,658 - GOOD. 1025 00:40:27,693 --> 00:40:30,762 YOU'RE DISMISSED. 1026 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,903 GOOD-BYE, MR. SPENCER. 1027 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:40,972 - LATER, CHIEF. 1028 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,449 JULES, LET'S NOT MAKE THIS 1029 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,018 ANY MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT NEEDS TO BE. 1030 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,753 I KNOW EXACTLY WHY YOU DID WHAT YOU DID 1031 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:55,954 WITH THE CHIEF THIS MORNING. 1032 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:57,455 - REALLY? DO TELL. 1033 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:59,057 - WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS, DON'T YOU THINK? 1034 00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:02,160 I MEAN, WITHOUT ME, SANTA BARBARA TURNS INTO DETROIT 1035 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,662 WITHIN A WEEK. 1036 00:41:03,762 --> 00:41:06,031 - THAT'S NOT IT. - IT'S NOT? 1037 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:07,799 - SHAWN, WHEN I FIRST ASKED YOU 1038 00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:09,034 TO TELL THE CHIEF THE TRUTH 1039 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,969 AND YOU DECLINED, 1040 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:12,971 I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING SELFISH. 1041 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,873 BUT THEN YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO TELL HER. 1042 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,007 IT HIT ME-- 1043 00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:17,943 IF I LET YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS 1044 00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:20,111 AND THROW EVERYTHING AWAY, 1045 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:22,881 WELL... 1046 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:24,850 I'D BE THE ONE BEING SELFISH, WOULDN'T I? 1047 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:25,050 I COULDN'T LET YOU. 1048 00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:28,987 - GUS IS SO THANKFUL. 1049 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:31,590 - I KNOW. 1050 00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:34,826 - SO SHOULD WE JUST DO IT? 1051 00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:36,127 - EASY. 1052 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,063 I'M NOT READY TO GET BACK TOGETHER. 1053 00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:41,032 I MEAN, THERE'S STILL AN ISSUE OF TRUST HERE. 1054 00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:44,002 I CAN'T JUST FLIP A SWITCH. 1055 00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:46,104 - THAT'S FAIR. - MM. 1056 00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:48,173 SHAWN. - YES? 1057 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:51,209 - IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 1058 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:52,978 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU JUST TELL ME 1059 00:41:53,078 --> 00:41:54,813 WHEN YOU'RE READY, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE WAITING. 1060 00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:58,283 IN MY STOCKING FEET, WEARING A CHEF'S HAT 1061 00:41:58,383 --> 00:42:00,051 AND AN APRON. 1062 00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:01,620 AND THAT'S IT. 1063 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,954 - HMM. 1064 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,724 - NOW WHO'S READY FOR SOME SOUPLANTATION? 1065 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:08,727 - SOUP? SOUP I CAN DO. 1066 00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:09,861 - WHAT ABOUT BISQUE? 1067 00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:10,061 I'M HOPING THERE'S A BISQUE. 1068 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:14,065 - [giggles] - WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, 1069 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,901 THEY'LL HAVE THE VEGGIE CHILI. 1070 00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:17,068 - OH, I LOVE THE VEGGIE CHILI. 1071 00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:19,204 - IT'S VERY CHUNKY. - IT IS CHUNKY, 1072 00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:22,240 BUT I LOVE MY CHILI CHUNKY. 1073 00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:28,780 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 1074 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,248 - * I KNOW YOU KNOW 1075 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,050 * THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 1076 00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,819 * I KNOW YOU KNOW 1077 00:42:33,919 --> 00:42:35,654 * THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 1078 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:36,788 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 1079 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:38,724 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 1080 00:42:38,824 --> 00:42:40,025 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 1081 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,661 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 1082 00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:45,997 * I KNOW YOU KNOW * 1083 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:48,967 * I KNOW YOU KNOW