1 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:12,680 - IT'S VERY COMMON TO SPOT A DARK-EYED JUNCO. 2 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:17,718 BUT LET'S KEEP OUR EYES PEELED FOR A RUDDY TURNSTONE 3 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,188 OR MAYBE A WANDERING TATTLER. 4 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:23,057 - A WANDERING WHAT? 5 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:26,094 - THERE'S A LOVELY MATURE HOODED ORIOLE 6 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,528 IN THE FAR TREE. 7 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:32,800 IF WE'RE QUIET, WE MAY BE TREATED TO ITS SONG. 8 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,236 - * I'M MR. BOOTY MAN 9 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,504 * I'M MR. BOOTY MAN 10 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,206 - I'M SORRY. SORRY. 11 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,540 DAMN IT, SHAWN. 12 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:40,774 MY SON JUST BOUGHT ME THIS NEW PHONE. 13 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,511 I'M NOT SURE HOW TO TURN IT OFF. 14 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,413 H-- 15 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:58,859 HE MUST HAVE HUNG UP. 16 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:02,130 [suspenseful music] 17 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:12,206 * 18 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:22,216 * 19 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:14,802 I'M TELLING YOU, 20 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,404 I SAW THAT BRACELET JUST SITTING THERE, 21 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:17,871 AND I KNEW-- OH, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP. 22 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,940 THE HAIRS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK--THEY STOOD RIGHT UP. 23 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,176 HEY, BOBBY, LOOK WHO'S BACK. 24 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,511 WHO'S WORKING THE EVIDENCE CAGE? 25 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,813 IS LOU IN THERE? LOU'S-- NO, HE DIED, RIGHT? 26 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,948 - NOT A LOT OF HAIR LEFT TO JOIN IN THAT CELEBRATION. 27 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,184 - YOUR DAD DOES REALIZE THAT HE'S RETIRED, RIGHT? 28 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:31,952 - YEAH, BUT HE HAD A TOUGH YEAR. I MEAN, COME ON. 29 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,855 HE GOT SHOT AND-- THAT'S REALLY IT, I GUESS. 30 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,457 IF HE WANTS TO RELIVE THE OLD DAYS 31 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,925 WHEN HE WAS A STARTER IN THIS LEAGUE, 32 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,927 I SAY WE INDULGE HIM. - NOW LISTEN. 33 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,495 THIS WAS NOT A WOMAN 34 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:42,796 WHO JUST WANDERED INTO THE WOODS AND DIED. 35 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,365 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 36 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:47,201 THIS WAS A DELIBERATE AND HEINOUS ACT OF MALICE. 37 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:50,804 WHAT WE MUST ASCERTAIN ARE THE WHO, WHAT, WHERE, AND SHAWN? 38 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,706 - WHY. - PRONTO. THAT'S RIGHT. 39 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,708 GUSTER, NO HALF-ASSING HERE. 40 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,844 NOW LISTEN, I'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD THEORY 41 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,512 AS TO WHO'S INVOLVED. 42 00:02:58,546 --> 00:02:59,880 - GOOD GAME, POP. - I THINK-- 43 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,782 - GOOD GAME. 44 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,251 WE INDULGED HIM ENOUGH. 45 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:07,255 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 46 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:09,423 - YOU REALIZE YOUR DAD WORKED HERE UP TO LAST YEAR. 47 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,558 - HE DID? 48 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:14,562 - WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A... 49 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,964 WOMAN. 50 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:19,867 I AM GUESSING BY THIS WOUND 51 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,935 THAT SHE DIED OF BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA 52 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,371 TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD. 53 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:26,374 I WOULD PLACE HER AT ABOUT 27 YEARS OF AGE. 54 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,842 - I'M GONNA SAY MORE LIKE 47, WOODY. 55 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,544 - [laughs] TRUST ME, SHAWN. 56 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,946 I KNOW WHAT A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN LOOKS LIKE 57 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,948 IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT, AND THIS AIN'T IT. 58 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,717 - I SAID 47. 59 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,552 - SHE'S ACTUALLY 48 YEARS OLD. 60 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,020 - OH! SEE? SO WE WERE BOTH WRONG. 61 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,423 - SHELLEY AARONSON, WIDOWED, WEALTHY, 62 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,557 LIVED ON HER OWN. 63 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:47,961 HERE'S THE TOXICOLOGY REPORT. 64 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,763 - THIS LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HER. 65 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,832 - WELL, THE RECORDS MATCH HER FINGERPRINT. 66 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:56,804 - HOW IS IT THE SAME PERSON? 67 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,706 - THE SAME WAY BRUCE JENNER TRANSFORMED HIMSELF 68 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,475 INTO FIRE MARSHAL BILL: COSMETIC SURGERY. 69 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:02,976 - YEP, YOU ARE RIGHT. 70 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:06,680 THERE ARE TINY SURGICAL SCARS ON HER SCALP. 71 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,716 YEAH, THIS IS WELL DONE. 72 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,352 CLEAN LINES, NICE SMOOTH FINISH. 73 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,854 THIS IS DR. JOAN DIAMOND'S WORK. I'D KNOW IT ANYWHERE. 74 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,989 I SAW HER SPEAKING AT A SYMPOSIUM OF FORENSIC ARTISTS. 75 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,292 SHE ALSO APPEARED ON THE LOVE BOAT 76 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:20,894 BACK WHEN SHE WAS A DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADER. 77 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,664 - OKAY, SO WE'VE GOT A RICH WOMAN 78 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,999 WITH A BUNCH OF PLASTIC SURGERY WHO GOT BRAINED IN THE PARK. 79 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,668 - BUT THAT IS NOT NECESSARILY WHAT KILLED HER. 80 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:30,304 THERE WAS ENOUGH BOTULISM TOXIN IN HERE 81 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:32,640 TO DE-WRINKLE ALL THE SHAR PEIS IN CHINA. 82 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:33,807 [laughs] 83 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,309 OH, JUST KIDDING. SLOW DAY. 84 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,944 IT'S SOME KIND OF COSMETIC INJECTIBLE 85 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,812 CALLED NUTOX. 86 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,648 QUITE A BIT OF IT. 87 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,082 NOW WHY IS IT IN HER BLOOD? 88 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,684 - THAT'S A HELL OF A QUESTION, WOODY. 89 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:51,959 MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK DR. JOAN DIAMOND. 90 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,562 - THE DOCTOR IS READY TO SEE YOU. 91 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,364 - OH, GOOD. 92 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:59,833 PERHAPS SHE CAN MAKE ME LOOK BOTH YOUTHFUL AND ASTONISHED. 93 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:02,436 OR ASIAN. 94 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:05,706 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 95 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:09,710 - * I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 96 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:13,080 * I KNOW YOU KNOW THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 97 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,081 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 98 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,949 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 99 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,985 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 100 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,754 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 101 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:24,558 - * I KNOW YOU KNOW 102 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:32,933 - JUST ONE MOMENT WHILE I LOG INTO THE SYSTEM. 103 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:35,436 MR. SPENCER, YOU'VE LISTED YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACT 104 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:36,837 AS VAL KILMER. 105 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,506 - WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY? 106 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:39,973 WE COME STRONG OR WE DON'T COME AT ALL. 107 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:43,911 PERHAPS YOU NOTICED MY ASTON MARTIN PARKED OUT FRONT. 108 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,647 - THAT'S DR. JOAN'S ASTON MARTIN. 109 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:56,724 BUT YOU CAN TELL VAL I'LL BE HIS HUCKLEBERRY FOREVER. 110 00:05:56,724 --> 00:06:03,897 BUT YOU CAN TELL VAL I'LL BE HIS HUCKLEBERRY FOREVER. 111 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:04,965 - DUDE. 112 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,834 LOOK AT HOW THEY DO THIS. 113 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,838 JULIA ROBERTS'S MOUTH, CAMERON DIAZ'S EYES, 114 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,874 PATRICIA HEATON'S WIDOW'S PEAK. - WOW. 115 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,710 SHELLEY "WEIRD-SCIENCED" HERSELF A NEW FACE. 116 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:19,980 [phone chimes] 117 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,982 - JULES, GET READY FOR THIS. 118 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,585 SHELLEY AARONSON IS NOT A WIDOW. 119 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:27,521 SHE'S MARRIED TO SOME DUDE NAMED BRAD TURNER. 120 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:28,922 - REALLY? 121 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,157 WELL, THAT MUST BE A RECENT DEVELOPMENT, 122 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,726 BECAUSE--GET THIS-- SHELLEY FILED A LAWSUIT 123 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,528 AGAINST DR. DIAMOND BEFORE SHE DIED. 124 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,563 - REALLY? 125 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,597 AND GET THIS: 126 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:37,898 WE JUST MET A WOMAN 127 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:38,932 WHO STILL HAS THE HOTS FOR VAL KILMER. 128 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,901 - REALLY? [door opens] 129 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,135 - HAVING FUN, BOYS? 130 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:44,037 - [laughs] I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS. 131 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,740 I'M TRYING TO TRACK A SHIPMENT OF BEANIE BABIES THAT I SENT. 132 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,476 BUT IN ORDER TO GET THE EXPRESS SHIPPING, 133 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,878 I HAD TO PACKAGE THEM WITH THREE PINTS OF HUMAN BLOOD. 134 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,914 - I'M DR. JOAN DIAMOND. 135 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,683 HOW CAN I IMPROVE YOU TODAY? 136 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,050 - WELL, AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, 137 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,587 I'M ACTUALLY HERE TO IMPROVE YOU 138 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,955 BY OFFERING UP THESE FEATURES 139 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,657 AS A TEMPLATE FOR NEW PATIENTS. 140 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:04,958 DON'T NEED TO BE PAID. 141 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,060 I'M DOING IT FOR THE FUTURE OF MANKIND. 142 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,896 - WOW, THAT'S QUITE AN OFFER. 143 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,931 I'LL NEED AT LEAST TWO MORE SECONDS TO PROCESS IT. 144 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,000 HMM. PASS. 145 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:13,667 SERIOUSLY, I TAKE IT YOU'RE HERE 146 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,035 TO ADDRESS YOUR LOBE ISSUES. 147 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,505 - MY WHAT-- - YOUR EARLOBES. 148 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,072 THERE'S A SLIGHT BULBOUSNESS. 149 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:23,043 I OFFER AN OUTPATIENT PROCEDURE THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 150 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,745 JUST LOOK AT DENZEL. 151 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,046 - HIS LOBES ARE INCOMPARABLE. 152 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,214 - EXACTLY. 153 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,850 HERE'S A PAMPHLET. 154 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,753 - SO THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, HUH, DR. DIAMOND? 155 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,722 YOU JUST MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS 156 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,089 AND THEN SLICE 'EM UP? 157 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,891 - I DON'T MAKE PEOPLE DO ANYTHING. 158 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,493 OH, WAIT. THAT'S NOT TRUE. 159 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,962 I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR. 160 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,932 - OKAY, JIG'S UP. 161 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,066 I'M PSYCHIC DETECTIVE SHAWN SPENCER, 162 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,901 AND I AM SENSING THAT SHELLEY AARONSON 163 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,770 WAS SUING THE HELL OUT OF YOU. 164 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,806 NOW SHE'S DEAD. CARE TO COMMENT? 165 00:07:52,840 --> 00:08:01,982 - THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE PLACE, MR. SPENCER. 166 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,116 - OKAY. 167 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,854 HOW ABOUT HERE AND...NOW? 168 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:07,988 - DR. DIAMOND, THIS GUY SAYS HE NEEDS 169 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,891 TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. 170 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:11,992 - DAD. 171 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,994 - HENRY. - "HENRY"? 172 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,163 - THAT'S MY NAME. HELLO, JOAN. 173 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,899 - HELLO, JOAN. HOW DO YOU TOO KNOW EACH OTHER? 174 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,734 CLEARLY, YOU HAVEN'T HAD ANY WORK DONE. 175 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,570 OTHERWISE, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THE TIMBER AND SOCKS 176 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,872 AND THE WHOLE PEBBLE BEACH THING YOU GOT GOING ON DOWNSTAIRS. 177 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,675 - I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THAT MEANS. 178 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,877 - YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE MET BEFORE. 179 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,712 - WHERE, THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM? 180 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,681 WHAT--WHAT'S WITH ALL THE MYSTERY HERE? 181 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,016 - HENRY, YOU STILL LOOK GREAT. - DON'T--DON'T LIE TO HIM. 182 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,851 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 183 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,753 - I WASN'T SURE IF YOU CAUGHT THE PLASTIC SURGERY ANGLE. 184 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:42,022 I WANTED TO GATHER SOME INFORMATION FOR YOU. 185 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,724 - WE'RE, LIKE, SEVEN LAPS AHEAD OF YOU. 186 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,192 - [laughs] - HENRY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 187 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,160 AM I BEING ACCUSED OF SOMETHING? 188 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,862 - NO. NO, OF COURSE NOT. 189 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,097 - AU CONTRAIRE. 190 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,132 YOU SEE, DR. DEATH, 191 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,867 SHELLEY WAS SUING YOU. 192 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:56,670 AND RATHER THAN TAKE A HIT TO YOUR SPARKLING REPUTATION, 193 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,873 YOU WHACKED HER WITH AN INDUSTRIAL DOSE OF FACE FREEZER. 194 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:02,943 SO, END OF SHELLEY, END OF STORY. 195 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,077 HOW'S THAT FOR AN ACCUSATION? 196 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,946 - YOU MUST HAVE BEEN ADOPTED. 197 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,347 - SURE, IN MY DREAMS. ABSOLUTELY. 198 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,616 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 199 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,350 - COME ON, KID, YOU GOTTA ADMIT, 200 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,585 THAT'S A PRETTY LAME MOVIE OF THE WEEK YOU'RE WRITING. 201 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:12,786 - [scoffs] SORRY, POP. 202 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,955 JUST LIKE BONELESS: THE CARLA NEWMAN STORY, 203 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,625 THIS MOVIE WRITES ITSELF. - I'M SORRY. 204 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,359 I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 205 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,929 HENRY, IT WAS LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 206 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,632 - YOU TOO. - DON'T GO FAR. 207 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,366 ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 208 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,935 - COME ON, SHAWN, THAT THEORY OF YOURS 209 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,236 IS A LITTLE HALF-BAKED. - OF COURSE IT IS. 210 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,904 MOST OF MY THEORIES ARE. 211 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,740 SOME OF THEM AREN'T EVEN BAKED AT ALL. 212 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,008 SOME OF THEM ARE JUST DOUGH. SOME OF THEM AREN'T EVEN DOUGH. 213 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,009 THEY'RE JUST EGGS AND FLOUR. 214 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,978 MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF BACON. 215 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,347 BOTTOM LINE-- I ALWAYS CATCH THE BAD GUY. 216 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,950 AND GUESS WHAT, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP DOING IT ANYMORE. 217 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,918 - OH, SO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING NOW, DO YOU? 218 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,087 - NO, JUST EVERYTHING THAT YOU KNOW AND THEN SOME. 219 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,256 PLUS THREE. - OKAY. 220 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:55,963 WELL, THEN... GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 221 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,364 - DUDE. 222 00:09:57,397 --> 00:10:00,033 I GOOGLED DEAD SHELLEY'S HUSBAND, BRAD TURNER. 223 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,836 I THINK I KNOW WHERE TO FIND HIM. 224 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,404 - YOU ARE ON FIRE. 225 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:08,742 YOU ARE ON FIRE RIGHT NOW. 226 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,711 - MR. AND MR. NUSSBAUM, 227 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:11,912 IT'S TIME TO START YOUR COUPLES MASSAGE. 228 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,914 - I'M GONNA KILL YOU, SHAWN. 229 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,115 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA KILL ME FOR? 230 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,349 THIS IS YOUR LEAD. JUST RELAX. 231 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,818 GO WITH IT. 232 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,252 - MY NAME'S BRAD. THIS IS TRICIA. 233 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,354 JUST RELAX, AND WE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 234 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:26,660 - HMM. 235 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,228 [whispers] HE'S, LIKE, HALF SHELLEY'S AGE. 236 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:38,071 - [whispers] I BETTER GET THE GIRL! 237 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:41,241 - WOW, ARE YOU TENSE. 238 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,810 - OH, YEAH. 239 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:46,947 OH, MY GOSH. TRICIA, TRICIA, TRICIA. 240 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,850 YOUR FINGERS ARE LIKE MAGICAL BABY WIENERS. 241 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,185 - SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO REMOVE SOME OF YOUR CLOTHING? 242 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,253 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 243 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,055 - MAYBE JUST YOUR SWEATER? 244 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,990 - NEGATORY. MOVE ON. 245 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,959 - OKAY. - UH, BRAD. 246 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,461 WE'D LIKE TO OFFER OUR CONDOLENCES FOR SHELLEY. 247 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,831 HELL, IT'S JUST SO AWFUL. 248 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,032 - [clears throat] 249 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,334 DID YOU KNOW SHELLEY? - YES. 250 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:11,038 YES, WE MET AT DR. JOAN DIAMOND'S OFFICE. 251 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,006 CAN I ASK HOW LONG WERE YOU TWO MARRIED? 252 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,142 - [sniffs] TWO WEEKS. 253 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,045 - TWO WEEKS? THAT'S IT? 254 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,981 - THE ONLY TWO WEEKS OF MY LIFE THAT EVER MATTERED. 255 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,349 [clears throat] 256 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,184 TRICIA, COULD YOU PLEASE GET ME A GLASS OF WATER? 257 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,953 THANKS. 258 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,355 - TRICIA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THOSE SWEET SAUSAGES? 259 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,990 - SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS, COPS? 260 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,391 - OW! [groans] NO. 261 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,460 NOT COPS. NOT COPS AT ALL. 262 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,263 - [sighs] OH, FINE. 263 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,265 I'M PSYCHIC DETECTIVE SHAWN SPENCER. 264 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,334 THIS IS MY BROTHER DARRYL, AND MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL. 265 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,104 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHY SHELLEY WAS SUING DR. DIAMOND? 266 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,939 - I DON'T KNOW. 267 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:49,843 MY WIFE WAS SO INSECURE. 268 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,512 I KEPT TELLING HER HER BEAUTY CAME FROM WITHIN. 269 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,147 - FROM WITHIN HER BANK ACCOUNT? 270 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,983 - OW. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 271 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,217 THAT I WAS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A RICH WIDOW? 272 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,385 - OW. 273 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,187 - I THINK IT'S A LITTLE ODD 274 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,288 THAT YOU'RE WORKING THE DAY AFTER SHE WAS KILLED. 275 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,056 - OW. - LOOK, MAN. 276 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,993 I'M JUST TRYING TO COPE, OKAY? I'M IN PAIN HERE. 277 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,195 - OW, OW. - SHH. 278 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,063 WE SIGNED A PRENUP, OKAY? 279 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,099 ONE THAT I ASKED FOR. 280 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,401 YOU CAN CALL HER LAWYER. - [groaning] 281 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:18,538 OW! UGH! AH! 282 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,241 - [sobbing] 283 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,876 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 284 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:23,877 DO YOU THINK HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH? 285 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,045 - I DON'T KNOW. 286 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,447 MY BACK FEELS BETTER THOUGH. WEIRD. 287 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,449 - WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WEIRD. - HMM. 288 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,085 - BRAD, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT, MAN. 289 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,421 LOOK, WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE TO HELP. 290 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,957 SO IF YOU COULD REMEMBER ANYTHING STRANGE OR UNUSUAL 291 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,960 ABOUT THE DAY THAT SHELLEY DIED, THAT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE 292 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,061 IN FINDING HER KILLER. 293 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:45,098 - UH, THE DAY SHE PASSED... 294 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:57,177 SHE MET SOMEONE FOR COFFEE AT TRUFFLES CAFE. 295 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,046 - ARE YOU FIDDLING WITH YOUR EARLOBES? 296 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,949 - WHAT? NAH. - COME ON, SON. 297 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,450 WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 298 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,352 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SPOKE WITH RACHAEL? 299 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,921 - 16 DAYS. - OH, MY GOSH. 300 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,990 YOUR EARLOBES ARE FINE, OKAY? 301 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,825 IT'S YOUR RELATIONSHIP THAT NEEDS A LIFT. 302 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,995 - I'M ON TILT, SHAWN. I'M TILTING. 303 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,364 - WHAT'S UP, DOGSTAR? 304 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,532 THIS WOMAN COME IN HERE RECENTLY? 305 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,002 - SHE MAY HAVE BEEN UPSET, MAYBE IN AN ARGUMENT. 306 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,270 - YEAH. 307 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,006 SHE WAS WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE HER. 308 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,442 TWIN SISTER OR CYBORG MADE IN HER IMAGE. 309 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,511 BOTH ARE POSSIBLE. - SURE. 310 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,846 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WERE ARGUING ABOUT? 311 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,014 - YEAH. 312 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,183 ONE CALLED THE OTHER ONE A THIEF. 313 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,986 - YOU THINK WE CAN TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR SECURITY TAPES? 314 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:45,025 - WE'VE GOT SECURITY TAPES? 315 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,294 - THAT IS DEFINITELY SHELLEY. - WOW, THEY DO LOOK ALIKE. 316 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:53,100 - THAT IS ONE HOT ROBOT. 317 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,970 - SHE DOES LOOK FAMILIAR. 318 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,505 WAIT A MINUTE. 319 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,942 THE NOSE OF BRIANNA HICKS. 320 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,343 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 321 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,046 SHELLEY'S A THIEF, GUS-- A NOSE THIEF. 322 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,181 SHE STOLE THE SCHNOZ OF BRIANNA HICKS 323 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:11,584 AND BRIANNA HICKS KILLED HER FOR IT. 324 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,020 DID YOU SWIPE THE HAT FROM DOGSTAR? 325 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,122 - NAH, I WEAR THIS HAT ALL THE TIME. 326 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,024 - OH, MY GOSH. 327 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,425 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET DR. JOAN GET IN YOUR HEAD LIKE THIS. 328 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,927 - LEAVE ME ALONE, SHAWN. 329 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,094 I'M A MAN APART. 330 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,395 MY WHOLE WORLD IS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN 331 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,964 LIKE A SNOW GLOB. 332 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,232 - LASSIE. 333 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,001 BRIANNA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 334 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,269 AND HOW ARE YOU ONE STEP AHEAD OF US? 335 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,104 - WELL, LET'S SEE. 336 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,239 MAYBE BECAUSE THE PRIVATE DETECTIVE ON THE CASE 337 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,673 WAS TWO STEPS AHEAD OF YOU. 338 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,075 - WHAT PRIVATE DETECTIVE? 339 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,979 - THE ONE THAT DR. DIAMOND HIRED. 340 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:45,418 - WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, SONNY BOY? 341 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,122 - AM I UPSET? 342 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,058 I'VE SPENT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS 343 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,626 CULTIVATING THIS LOOK. 344 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,396 AND SHELLEY WAS MATCHING EVERYTHING I DID. 345 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:59,366 AND THEN SHE COPIED MY NOSE. 346 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,969 SERIOUSLY. THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE. 347 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,336 - HUH. 348 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,938 I GUESS THAT'S WHERE SHE DRAWS THE LINE. 349 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,073 - I CAN DIG IT. - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 350 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,075 JOAN ACTUALLY HIRED YOU. 351 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,210 - YEAH. WHAT, YOU THINK THAT'S CRAZY? 352 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,246 - NO, NOT IF HER GOAL WAS TO MAKE A CRAZY DECISION. 353 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,949 - TELL US EXACTLY WHERE YOU WERE LAST TUESDAY 354 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,285 WHEN SHELLEY WAS KILLED. 355 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,187 - I WAS GETTING LIPOSUCTION. 356 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,454 - OKAY. 357 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:24,391 CAN YOU PROVE IT? 358 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,294 - SURE. 359 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,697 - WHOA. both: OH! 360 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,065 - THERE'S NO WAY THAT SHE 361 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,366 DRAGGED SHELLEY'S BODY INTO THE WOODS. 362 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,568 - AGREED. YOU WERE WRONG, POP. 363 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,637 - WE WERE BOTH WRONG. - YOU WERE WRONG FIRST. 364 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,072 LOOK, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 365 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,473 - OH, YEAH? WHAT'S THAT? 366 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,641 - YOU'RE UPSET WITH ME BECAUSE I SAID 367 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,110 I DON'T NEED YOUR ADVICE ANYMORE. 368 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,577 AND YOU STILL HAVE A THING FOR JOAN, 369 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,047 WHO I ADMIT, STILL KEEPS IT TIGHT AND NICE. 370 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,681 - SHAWN, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 371 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,184 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER. I WAS HIRED TO DO A JOB. 372 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,753 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. STRICTLY BUSINESS. 373 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,089 - IN THAT CASE, I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF. 374 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,557 - WHAT, EMBARRASS MYSELF? 375 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,192 KID, I WAS DOING THIS WHILE YOU WERE STILL 376 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,627 POINTING AT THE POTTY SAYING, 377 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,295 "OOH, LOOK AT WHAT A BIG BOY I AM." 378 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,331 - HE STILL DOES THAT. - THAT'S JUST FOR ME NOW. 379 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,599 LOOK, DON'T FORGET, POP, YOU'RE NOT 30 ANYMORE. 380 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,136 OKAY, IN FACT, YOU'RE NOT EVEN 55. 381 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,438 - ACTUALLY, I AM 55. - NO KIDDING? 382 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,074 WELL, THEN THIS IS A SWEET VICTORY FOR YOU, MAN. 383 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,775 WHY DON'T YOU QUIT WHILE YOU'RE STILL AHEAD? 384 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,011 - BECAUSE I'M GONNA SOLVE THIS CASE. 385 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,279 - HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT 386 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,681 WHEN YOU HAVE A PROSTATE THE SIZE OF A PUMPKIN? 387 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,050 - * I'M MR. BOOTY MAN - YEAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 388 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,617 - * I'M MR. BOOTY MAN 389 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:29,289 - SHAWN, YOU GOTTA CHANGE THIS RINGER. 390 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,024 HEY. HI, JOAN. 391 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,593 YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ON THE PHONE. 392 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,594 I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE. 393 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:40,033 [door closes] 394 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,501 - MURDER? 395 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,336 SOMEONE'S TRYING TO RUIN ME, HENRY. 396 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,305 - JOAN, WE ARE GONNA FIGURE THIS THING OUT. 397 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,041 I'M ON THE CASE NOW, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FOCUS, ALL RIGHT? 398 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,177 DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES OR ANYBODY WHO MIGHT BE 399 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,478 JEALOUS OF YOUR SUCCESS? 400 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,446 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO START A LIST. 401 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,115 - CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 402 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,817 WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT? 403 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,253 IT WAS A PRETTY DECENT DATE, HENRY. 404 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:03,123 I REALLY THOUGHT THERE'D BE A SECOND ONE. 405 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,125 I SCARED YOU AWAY, DIDN'T I? 406 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,060 - NO, I WAS COMING OUT OF A DIVORCE, 407 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:11,064 AND I THINK FOCUSING ON BEING A BETTER DAD TO MY SON 408 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,433 WAS ALL I HAD ROOM FOR. - WOW. 409 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,502 THEY DON'T MAKE MEN LIKE YOU ANYMORE. 410 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,337 - I'M STILL GOING TO NEED THIS LIST. 411 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,340 - THERE IS ONE GUY WHO'S ALWAYS HAD IT OUT FOR ME. 412 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,243 HERE'S HIS ADDRESS. 413 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,613 IF YOU WANT TO CHECK HIM OUT. 414 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,814 [Henry laughs] 415 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,082 - [whispers] DOCTOR'S HANDWRITING. 416 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,583 - DAMN IT. 417 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,285 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE A LOOK INTO IT. 418 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,087 I'LL CALL YOU WITH ANY UPDATES. 419 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:46,366 - I'LL WAIT FOR YOU. 420 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,601 - THIS IS KIND OF SAD FOR US, NO? 421 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,403 WE HAVE NO LEADS OF OUR OWN. 422 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,872 - WHO NEEDS LEADS WHEN WE HAVE MY FATHER'S LEADS? 423 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,109 OOH. HE'S TURNING INTO THAT LOT. 424 00:17:56,143 --> 00:18:04,651 LET'S SEE WHAT THE OLD FART HAS UP HIS SLEEVE. 425 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:08,288 [engine turns off] 426 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,123 - GREAT. 427 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,159 WE JUST TAILED YOUR DAD TO HIS AFTERNOON NAP. 428 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,793 - THAT'S KIND OF DEPRESSING, HUH? 429 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,595 - FOR US OR FOR HIM? 430 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,630 - BOTH, I GUESS. 431 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,467 [both sniffing] 432 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,702 - RELISH? - MUSTARD. 433 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:25,605 - SWEET, SWEET MEATY GOODNESS. 434 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:31,811 both: FOOD TRUCK. 435 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:41,754 both: MMM, MMM. - MMM. 436 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,424 WELL PLAYED, POP. 437 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,359 I THINK THE "SUCK IT" WAS MEANT FOR YOU. 438 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,928 - NO, IT WASN'T, SHAWN. WE JUST GOT DUSTED BY YOUR DAD. 439 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:54,301 NOW WHAT DO WE HAVE BESIDES FOUR JUMBO KUROBUTA PORK DOGS? 440 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,203 - YEAH, HI, JOAN. 441 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,271 - DUDE, I THINK I GOT US COVERED. 442 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,507 GUS, WE CAN STILL HAVE IT ALL. 443 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,410 - WHAT? 444 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,845 - [coughs] 445 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,216 EXCUSE ME. HI, JOAN. IT'S HENRY. 446 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,684 YOU THINK YOU COULD GIVE ME THAT ADDRESS AGAIN? 447 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:15,255 GOT IT. [clears throat] 448 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,857 OH, I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO KEEP MY VOICE DOWN. 449 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,759 I'M IN AN ADULT BOOK STORE. 450 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,428 - GET OFF THE PHONE. - I GOT IT. 451 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,196 - GET OFF THE PHONE. - IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 452 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,732 COME ON, LET'S GO. - I MEAN IT IS WHAT YOU THINK. 453 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,867 I HAVEN'T HAD THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN 454 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:34,841 SINCE THE FIRST MAROON 5 ALBUM CAME OUT. 455 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:39,546 [doorbell rings] 456 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,749 - WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, DADDY BOY? 457 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,518 [laughs] 458 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,720 - PLEASE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. 459 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,988 - I KNOW THAT SHELLEY MAY HAVE BEEN SEEING 460 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,457 ANOTHER PLASTIC SURGEON, 461 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,991 A DR. TED LOMAX. 462 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,361 I KNOW THAT THIS IS ONE OF HIS NUTOX PARTIES. 463 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,729 I KNOW THAT DR. JOAN THINKS HE MIGHT BE A SUSPECT, 464 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,964 BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. OTHER THAN THAT, 465 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,499 I'M COMPLETELY IN THE DARK. 466 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,334 - WELL, HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? 467 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,570 - I HAVE MY WAYS, KID. 468 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,273 BY THE WAY, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, JOAN MAY BE 469 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:13,546 UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE HARD OF HEARING. 470 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,847 WOW. 471 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,517 LOOK AT ALL THESE SAD, INSECURE PEOPLE. 472 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,252 - TOTALLY. 473 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,588 - ALL RIGHT. JUST RELAX. 474 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,922 THIS ISN'T GONNA HURT A BIT. 475 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,524 IT'S JUST A LITTLE PRICK. 476 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,526 - THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY, DOCTOR. 477 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,561 [laughs] - SHH. 478 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,263 THERE YOU GO. 479 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:33,666 THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT? - I'VE HAD BETTER. 480 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,602 - WELL, I'LL TRY HARDER NEXT TIME. 481 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,370 - I WOULD VENTURE TO GUESS 482 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,673 THAT THAT GENTLEMAN IS OUR DR. TED LOMAX. 483 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,676 - DR. LOMAX. - LOMAX, TED, DOCTOR. 484 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,546 - WELCOME. ALWAYS NICE TO SEE NEW FACES. 485 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,448 - MY NAME IS HENRY SPENCER. 486 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,584 BY CHANCE, DID YOU EVER TREAT A PATIENT NAMED SHELLEY AARONSON? 487 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,853 - BEFORE YOU ANSWER THAT QUESTION, ANSWER THIS ONE. 488 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,556 WAS SHELLEY AARONSON EVER A PATIENT OF YOURS? 489 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,790 - AND SINCE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, 490 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,626 DO MY EARLOBES SEEM ABNORMAL TO YOU? 491 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,695 - NO, BUT YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING 492 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,864 ABOUT THAT LARGE FOREHEAD CREASE. 493 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,499 - CREASE? WHAT CREASE? 494 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,702 MY BLACK IS CRACKING, SHAWN? 495 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,371 - IN ANSWER TO YOUR FIRST QUESTION, 496 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,373 YES, I USED TO TREAT SHELLEY. 497 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,608 HER MURDER WAS A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY. 498 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,610 - YOU DON'T SEEM TOO BUSTED UP ABOUT IT. 499 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:22,949 MORE LIKE PLEASANTLY AMUSED. 500 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,884 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND HERE. 501 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,086 - WELL, IT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING FOR, ISN'T IT? 502 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,655 CARE TO JOIN IN? 503 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,423 I'M RUNNING A TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL. 504 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:36,963 - PASS. - PASS...A-DENA. 505 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,965 - LOMAX IS OUR MAN. - REALLY? 506 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,100 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE BIT OBVIOUS? 507 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,503 I MEAN, YOU GAVE ME CRAP FOR POINTING A FINGER AT DR. JOAN. 508 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:44,937 WHAT ARE YOU BASING THIS ON? 509 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,640 - INSTINCT AND A FEELING RIGHT HERE. 510 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,075 - YOU SURE THAT ISN'T ACID REFLUX? 511 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:52,078 - A GOOD COP ALWAYS RELIES ON INSTINCT, SHAWN. 512 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,814 IT COMES FROM 30 YEARS OF DETECTIVE WORK. 513 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,616 - YEAH, WELL, 514 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,351 REAL FAKE PSYCHICS RELY ON STUFF 515 00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,686 THAT'S A LITTLE MORE SUBSTANTIAL, 516 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,988 LIKE WHIMS AND WIFFLE SWINGS. 517 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,424 AND IT'S PRECISELY WHAT I'M GONNA USE TO PROVE YOU WRONG. 518 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:16,135 - [laughs mockingly] GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 519 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:29,682 - [exhales] 520 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:30,750 [knock on table] 521 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:31,918 HELLO. 522 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,620 YOU WORK FOR DR. LOMAX, YES? 523 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:36,022 - I'M LEECY, HIS ESTHETICIAN. 524 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,124 - SHAWN SPENCER, PSYCHIC. 525 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:41,828 I'M SENSING THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE THIS JOB, 526 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,763 GO WORK FOR SOMEONE NAMED JOAN. 527 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:44,897 - WOW. 528 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,666 THAT'S AMAZING. 529 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,067 I START THERE TOMORROW. 530 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,569 - CONGRATULATIONS. 531 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:50,570 HOW DOES DR. TED FEEL ABOUT THAT? 532 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,971 OR IS IT HARD TO TELL 533 00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:54,040 ON ACCOUNT OF HIS PERFECTLY SCULPTED FLAN FACE? 534 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,676 - HE'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. 535 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,011 HEY, DO YOU KNOW OTHER STUFF, LIKE, AM I GONNA MEET SOMEONE? 536 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,947 PLEASE TELL ME HE'S 5'10" OR ABOVE. 537 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,584 - YOU WILL, BUT HE'S 5'6"... 538 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,953 AND GAY AND MARRIED. 539 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,655 - 5'6"? - YEAH. 540 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,523 HEY, I'M ALSO SENSING THAT, UH, 541 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,993 YOU USED TO TREAT A PATIENT NAMED SHELLEY? 542 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,695 - IT'S SO SAD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER. 543 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,830 SHE WAS ONE OF OUR BEST CUSTOMERS. 544 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,566 - I SEE. SO YOU KNEW HER WELL. 545 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:20,833 - OF COURSE. I WAS OVER THERE 546 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,802 BRINGING BEAUTY PRODUCTS TWO DAYS AGO. 547 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:24,604 - THE DAY THAT SHE DIED. 548 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:25,872 - OH, MY GOD. 549 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,007 YOU DON'T THINK THAT I HAD ANY-- 550 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,909 LOOK, I WOULD NEVER WANT TO HURT SOMEONE. 551 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,878 I'M JUST A NICE FARM GIRL FROM BISMARCK. 552 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:32,979 - IN SLOVENIA. 553 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,981 - NO. BISMARCK, NORTH DAKOTA. 554 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,649 - MY POINT IS THIS. 555 00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:38,518 DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING UNUSUAL ABOUT SHELLEY 556 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,919 THE DAY SHE DIED? 557 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,121 - SHE SEEMED HAPPY. SHE JUST GOT HER HAIR DONE. 558 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,857 AND SHE DID HAVE A NEW RED SPORTS CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY, 559 00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:46,659 ONE THAT SHE BOUGHT FOR HERSELF. 560 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:47,994 - ANY CHANCE THAT WAS AN ASTON MARTIN? 561 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,863 - UH-- - LEECY. 562 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:58,805 YOU'VE BEEN MORE HELP THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLE KNOW. 563 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:03,510 [claps hands, snaps fingers] 564 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:06,513 DAD, I GOT BAD NEWS. ACTUALLY, IT'S GOOD NEWS FOR ME. 565 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:09,749 JUST SPOKE WITH A WITNESS WHO SAW A RED ASTON MARTIN 566 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,519 IN SHELLEY'S DRIVEWAY ON THE DAY SHE WAS KILLED. 567 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:15,121 LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE MAKING CONJUGAL VISITS 568 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,989 TO DR. JOAN AT LOMPOC. 569 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,691 - HEARSAY. 570 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,727 LOMAX DEFINITELY KILLED HER. 571 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,496 ALTHOUGH I'M GONNA PRESUME THAT HE DIDN'T MEAN TO. 572 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,164 HE'S A HACK. 573 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,867 HE ACCIDENTALLY SHOT THE STUFF INTO SHELLEY'S BLOODSTREAM, 574 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,936 AND THEN TRIED TO COVER IT UP BY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE 575 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,904 SHE WAS ATTACKED WHILE JOGGING. 576 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:34,140 TAKE A LOOK AT THESE TWO DIPLOMAS HERE, SHAWN. 577 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:37,176 TELL ME IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SIMILAR BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM. 578 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:45,985 - OKAY. 579 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,987 OH, CRAP. 580 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,222 SAME WATERMARK. 581 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:51,991 - [chuckles] - SO THEY'RE FAKES. 582 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:56,062 - SORRY, KID. THOSE ARE THE FACTS. 583 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,965 [patting] 584 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,900 - HEY, NICE CATCH ON THOSE FAKE DIPLOMAS, HENRY. 585 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,802 THEY'RE PHOTOCOPIES. 586 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,237 THIS GUY'S NOT A REAL DOCTOR. - PHOTOCOPIED WHAT? 587 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:07,840 - ALTHOUGH HE IS AN AUTHORIZED DISHWASHER SALESMAN. 588 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,309 - WAIT, HE'S NOT LICENSED TO GIVE BOTULISM INJECTIONS? 589 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,913 UH, WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEONE WAS FEELING VULNERABLE AND-- 590 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:15,982 - OH, NO, GUS. TELL ME YOU DIDN'T. 591 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:16,983 - I JUST LET AN APPLIANCE SALESMAN 592 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,284 INJECT MY FACE, SHAWN. 593 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:19,986 - ALL RIGHT, WAXWORKS, PARTY'S OVER. 594 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,588 HIT THE ROAD. 595 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:22,855 - SOMEBODY FEED MY CATS. 596 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,924 THEY'RE LOCKED IN THE BACK BATHROOM. 597 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:27,894 MARCO POLO AND BUTTONS. 598 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:29,796 BUTTONS IS ALLERGIC TO WHEAT. - YOU'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME. 599 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:36,135 DON'T LOOK SO WORRIED. 600 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:40,006 - I'M WORRIED ABOUT THOSE POOR CATS. 601 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,141 DUDE, WHY? 602 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:46,846 YOU LOOK LIKE GRACE JONES IN BOOMERANG. 603 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,581 [doorbell rings] 604 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:52,652 [knock on door] 605 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,887 - JOAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 606 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,823 - [loudly] AREN'T YOU GONNA INVITE ME IN? 607 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,625 - YEAH, SURE. COME IN. 608 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:01,360 - I CAME BY TO THANK YOU! - WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? 609 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,930 - OH, YOU SAID ON THE PHONE YOU WERE HARD OF HEARING. 610 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,364 - ON THE PHONE? WHA-- 611 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:08,034 NO, I'M NOT HARD OF-- I'M--I'M OKAY. 612 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,870 JUST A BAD PHONE CONNECTION AND MY IDIOT SON. 613 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,706 - [chuckles] SHALL WE? 614 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,141 - LOOK, JOAN, THIS IS VERY SWEET, 615 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,709 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME. 616 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,845 YOU HIRED ME TO DO A JOB. I DID IT. 617 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:20,379 PLAIN AND SIMPLE. 618 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,049 - OKAY. 619 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,351 I GUESS THIS ISN'T PURELY A BUSINESS THANK YOU. 620 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,385 - IT ISN'T? 621 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,854 - SO HERE'S MY OFFER. 622 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:31,057 YOU WANT A SHOT AT THAT SECOND DATE? 623 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,992 YOUR TIME IS NOW. 624 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:41,000 - I LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK. 625 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,069 - WE CAN TAKE THIS AS SLOW AS YOU WANT. 626 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:46,005 OH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU OKAY? - WITH WHAT? 627 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,640 - WELL, YOU TOLD ME ON THE PHONE 628 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:50,276 YOU HADN'T BEEN TOUCHED BY A WOMAN IN FIVE YEARS. 629 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:52,144 - OH, PLEASE. I'M-- 630 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:54,013 I'M ALL ABOUT TOUCHING. 631 00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:55,982 RESPECTFULLY. 632 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,216 - [laughs] 633 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,185 MAY I USE YOUR POWDER ROOM? 634 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:00,753 - YEAH, SURE. IT'S JUST UP THE STAIRS. 635 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:01,888 TO THE RIGHT, FIRST DOOR ON THE LEFT. 636 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,055 - OKAY. 637 00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:12,198 HOLD MY PLACE. - YEAH. 638 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:22,274 DAMN IT. 639 00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:33,920 DAMN IT. 640 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:43,763 "NUTOX." WHAT? 641 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:45,264 [phone camera shutter clicks] 642 00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:46,933 DAMN IT. THAT'S ME. 643 00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:50,803 MAN, I'M BALD. 644 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:52,939 [phone camera shutter clicks] 645 00:27:52,972 --> 00:28:00,479 PERFECT. 646 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:04,450 - WHAT'S THAT? - WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? 647 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,085 - THAT'S NOT MINE. 648 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:07,119 - I FOUND IT IN YOUR PURSE, JOAN. 649 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:10,089 - YOU WENT THROUGH MY BAG? 650 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,892 I--SOMEONE MUST HAVE PLANTED IT. 651 00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,961 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO REPORT THIS. 652 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:16,829 THAT'S THE SAME STUFF THAT KILLED SHELLEY AARONSON. 653 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,197 I CAN'T JUST IGNORE IT. 654 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,999 - I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE. 655 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,467 - I'M ON THE SIDE OF THE LAW, JOAN. 656 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:25,337 - THEY WON'T BELIEVE ME. HENRY, STOP. 657 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,939 - YEAH, HI. THIS IS HENRY SPENCER. 658 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,275 COULD YOU PUT ME THROUGH TO DETECTIVE LASSITER? 659 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,010 YEAH, I'LL HOLD. 660 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,279 OH! 661 00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:46,959 - WELL, THE BAD NEWS IS BECAUSE DR. DIAMOND TOOK YOUR PHONE, 662 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:48,327 WE DON'T HAVE YOUR PICTURE OF THE VIAL 663 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,395 OF THE STUFF THAT'S MAKING GUSTER 664 00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:51,463 LOOK LIKE LITTLE WAYNE NEWTON. 665 00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:53,132 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS WE DO HAVE THE SYRINGE, 666 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,934 WHICH SHE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T KNOW WAS IN YOUR POCKET. 667 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:56,836 TRACES OF THE VICTIM'S BLOOD IN THE NEEDLE, 668 00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:58,537 AND WE PULLED ONE OF DIAMOND'S PRINTS OFF THE PLUNGER. 669 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:05,177 SORRY, HENRY. IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S OUR KILLER. 670 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:08,047 - COME ON, POP. DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 671 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,982 SO YOU TOOK A GOOD BASS-WHOOPING. 672 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:12,084 - YOU GOT YOUR HALI-BUTT KICKED. 673 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:13,285 [laughter] 674 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:15,021 - BUT YOU FOUND THE MURDER WEAPON. 675 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:16,388 I MEAN, COME ON. THAT'S SOMETHING. 676 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:18,024 - NO, SHAWN. IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF SOMETHING. 677 00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,226 I'M DONE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 678 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:23,329 - ABOUT DR. JOAN. - ABOUT ME. 679 00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:28,100 YOU WIN, KID. 680 00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:29,869 - HMM. 681 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:32,071 THAT WASN'T NEARLY AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 682 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,273 - HE WAS BEER-BATTERED. [laughs] 683 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,842 - THE BIT'S OVER, GUS. 684 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,477 WAIT. HE WAS S'MACKERELED. 685 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:41,313 [laughs] NOW IT'S OVER. 686 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:45,985 DUDE, THIS PRINT FROM DR. JOAN IS AN INDEX FINGER. 687 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:47,486 - SHOULDN'T IT BE A THUMB PRINT? 688 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,822 - TOTALLY. 689 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:53,292 WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR PRESSES THE PLUNGER OF A SYRINGE 690 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:55,294 WITH THEIR INDEX FINGER? 691 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,396 - DO YOU THINK SOMEONE LIFTED JOAN'S INDEX FINGERPRINT 692 00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,031 AND PLANTED IT ON THE SYRINGE? 693 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,366 - MAYBE. 694 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:02,168 MAYBE SOMEONE LIKE A FAKE DOCTOR 695 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,837 WHO WOULDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER. 696 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:09,141 I BET MY DAD WAS RIGHT ABOUT DR. TED ALL ALONG. 697 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:12,578 HERE'S A QUESTION: TED LOMAX IS STILL A SUSPECT 698 00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:14,146 IN THE MURDER INVESTIGATION. 699 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,381 WHAT'S HE DOING OUT OF JAIL? HUH, DOC? 700 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,216 - I'M OUT ON BAIL. 701 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:19,518 - YOU'RE ALREADY FREE AND MY FACE STILL LOOKS LIKE THIS. 702 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,187 - IT'LL RETURN TO NORMAL IN A FEW DAYS. 703 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:23,555 - REALLY? WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW? 704 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:26,525 - INTUITION AND PEOPLE MAGAZINE. 705 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:29,361 BESIDES, I BARELY PUT ANYTHING IN YOU. 706 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:30,997 YOU SURE THIS ISN'T PSYCHOSOMATIC? 707 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:33,299 I'VE SEEN THAT RESPONSE IN MANY OF MY PATIENTS. 708 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,135 - I'M SENSING THAT YOU PLANTED THAT SYRINGE IN JOAN'S PURSE. 709 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,503 - I DID NO SUCH THING. 710 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:39,471 - SAID THE PROFESSIONAL LIAR. - HUH. 711 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:45,144 [phone vibrating] 712 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:49,215 WHY WOULD JOAN BE CALLING YOU? - DON'T KNOW. 713 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:52,251 - ANSWER IT. PUT IT ON SPEAKER AND ACT NATURAL. 714 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:53,519 DON'T LET HER KNOW THAT WE'RE HERE. 715 00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,321 - THAT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE. 716 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,089 - IT DIDN'T BOTHER YOU WHEN YOU WERE INJECTING 717 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,557 MY DOME WITH POISON. 718 00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:01,961 - RIGHT. 719 00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,262 I CAN DO THIS. I'M TED METUSAK. 720 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:06,966 I MEAN, LOMAX. 721 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:08,300 HELLO, JOAN. - TED, LISTEN. 722 00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:09,936 I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 723 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,938 YOU WERE TREATING SHELLEY AFTER SHE SUED ME. 724 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:15,041 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHO WOULD WANT TO KILL HER? 725 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:18,544 - YOU? - DAMN IT, YOU'RE NO HELP. 726 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:23,415 [phone clicks] - THERE. 727 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:26,385 - YOU'RE ALL CLASS, METUSAK. 728 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,955 IF JOAN KILLED SHELLEY, WHY IS SHE CALLING AROUND, 729 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:31,090 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO KILLED SHELLEY? 730 00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,424 BETWEEN THAT AND THE WEIRD FINGERPRINT, 731 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,393 IT SOUNDS LIKE JOAN GOT FRAMED. 732 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:36,929 - BUT IF SHE DIDN'T KILL HER, THEN WHY DID SHE HIT YOUR DAD? 733 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:38,230 - SHE MUST HAVE PANICKED, I GUESS. 734 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:39,265 I MEAN, SHE HAD THE MURDER WEAPON ON HER 735 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:40,466 FOR SOME REASON. 736 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:41,968 WE GOTTA FIND THIS WOMAN. - WAIT. 737 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:43,102 DIDN'T YOU SET UP YOUR DAD'S PHONE? 738 00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:45,204 IF SHE HAS IT, WE CAN TRACK IT. 739 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:52,244 - [claps] 740 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:53,412 DAD! 741 00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:56,949 - GO AHEAD. GLOAT. 742 00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:59,151 - ACTUALLY, SHOCKINGLY, THAT'S NOT WHY WE'RE HERE. 743 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:00,987 - WE THINK JOAN IS INNOCENT. 744 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:03,055 - SHE WHACKED ME WITH A FISH. 745 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:05,491 DESTROYED A BEAUTIFULLY MOUNTED NORTHERN PIKE. SHE'S GUILTY. 746 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,059 - ALL RIGHT, FIRST OF ALL, POP, 747 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,028 YOU GOTTA TREAT THAT THING LIKE YOUR BABY MAKER. 748 00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:10,696 HUH? BE THE BALL. 749 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:13,065 SECONDLY, ONLY ONE OF JOAN'S FINGERPRINTS 750 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:14,200 TURNED UP ON THAT SYRINGE. 751 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,367 GET THIS: 752 00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,169 IT WAS THE INDEX FINGER. 753 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:18,670 - YOU SAYING IT WAS PLANTED? 754 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:20,039 - HELL, YEAH, I THINK IT WAS PLANTED. 755 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:22,441 AND SHE JUST CALLED DR. TED TO ASK HIM 756 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:25,111 IF HE KNEW OF ANYONE WITH MOTIVE TO KILL SHELLEY. 757 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,745 - GOOD, GOOD. JUST STAY THE COURSE. 758 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,481 YOU DON'T NEED AN OLD MAN TO SLOW YOU DOWN. 759 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:31,083 - THERE'S MORE. 760 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,685 YOUR PHONE, AN OLD 8x10 GLOSSY, 761 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:36,188 AND A NOTE FROM DR. JOAN TO YOU 762 00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:37,456 LEFT IN YOUR MAILBOX. 763 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,125 - LET ME SEE IT. - LET ME READ IT TO YOU. 764 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:40,126 IT'LL BE MORE DRAMATIC. - NO, NO, NO, GIVE IT TO ME! 765 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:41,994 IT WAS MEANT FOR ME. 766 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:44,696 "HENRY, BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU I'M INNOCENT. 767 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,166 "HOPEFULLY, I'LL BE ABLE TO PROVE IT TO YOU SOON. 768 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:49,035 "IF I DID ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR HEAD WITH THAT FISH, 769 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:52,371 JUST KNOW THAT I CAN FIX IT." 770 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:55,141 - CHECK THE PIC. 771 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,176 IT'S NICE, RIGHT? - OOH. 772 00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:59,111 [chuckles] 773 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,679 I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. 774 00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,748 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED MY GUT. 775 00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:05,751 THAT'S IT. LET'S GO, BOYS. 776 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,353 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 777 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,388 YOUR PANTS ARE ROLLED UP. 778 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,790 YOU KNEW DAMN WELL WE WERE GONNA COME HERE 779 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,060 AND GIVE YOU THE RAH-RAH SPEECH, DIDN'T YOU? 780 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:15,294 - I HAD A STRONG SENSE OF IT. 781 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:18,264 YOU SEE, I STILL HAD THIS SEED OF DOUBT. 782 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:20,099 I JUST COULDN'T CRACK THE CASE. 783 00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,068 BUT I KNEW THAT IF YOU TWO PUT YOUR HEADS TOGETHER, 784 00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:23,802 YOU'D COME UP WITH SOMETHING AND YOU DID. 785 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,237 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 786 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:27,039 YOU CAME UP WITH A NEW PIECE OF EVIDENCE. 787 00:33:27,073 --> 00:33:28,307 YOU FOUND MY CELL PHONE. 788 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,042 - AM I REALLY THAT PREDICTABLE? 789 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:33,712 - ALL RIGHT. WE NEED A NEW SUSPECT. 790 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:34,813 BACK WHEN I WAS ON THE FORCE, WE USED TO SAY 791 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,482 YOU'RE NEVER OUT OF SUSPECTS. 792 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,618 SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAD TO GO BACK TO SQUARE ONE. 793 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:41,553 WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON THAT YOU LOOKED INTO? 794 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:43,055 - JOAN WAS OUR FIRST SUSPECT. 795 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:45,057 BUT THEN WE LOOKED INTO SHELLEY'S HUSBAND, BRAD. 796 00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:47,626 BUT WE MOVED OFF OF HIM BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MOTIVE. 797 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,728 HE VOLUNTARILY SIGNED A PRENUP BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED. 798 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,130 - WHICH MEANS HE WOULDN'T GET 799 00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:52,064 ANY MONEY FROM A DIVORCE HEARING. 800 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:54,233 BUT IF SOMEBODY KILLED HER... 801 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:58,070 - LIFE INSURANCE. - UH-HUH. 802 00:33:58,104 --> 00:33:59,438 - SOMEONE WITH HER STACK WOULD HAVE TO HAVE A BIG POLICY. 803 00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:01,540 - AND NOW THAT SHE'S DEAD, 804 00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:03,842 ALL THAT MONEY GOES TO BRAD. - AH. 805 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:11,850 - THIS IS GOOD. 806 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,219 - BRAD TURNER, SBPD. 807 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:15,154 YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO COME WITH US. 808 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:16,855 LET'S GET THOSE HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE 'EM. 809 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:24,130 MR. TURNER? 810 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:27,199 - UH-OH. 811 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:31,670 THAT IS ONE UNHAPPY ENDING. 812 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:39,111 - DID YOU SLEEP HERE LAST NIGHT? 813 00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:41,780 - NO, ACTUALLY, I CRASH HERE ALL THE TIME. 814 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:43,649 SOMETHING ABOUT THE SMELL OF FORMALDEHYDE 815 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:45,217 JUST LULLS ME TO SLEEP. 816 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:52,158 I THINK IT'S THE SCENT. 817 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:55,894 - LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER OVERDOSE FROM INJECTED BOTULISM. 818 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,763 - SO YOU THINK WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE SAME KILLER? 819 00:34:57,796 --> 00:34:59,331 - WELL, IT MAKES SENSE. 820 00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:02,401 AND JOAN KILLED SHELLEY BECAUSE SHE'S SUING HER. 821 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,702 THEN THE HUSBAND FIGURES IT OUT, 822 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:05,237 HE CONFRONTS HER, SHE KILLS HIM TOO. 823 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,905 SHE'S GUILTY AS MRS. O'LEARY'S COW 824 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,740 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME TILL WE FIND HER. 825 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,876 [cell phone rings] - O'HARA. 826 00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:12,411 - YEAH, I THINK JOAN IS INNOCENT. 827 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:13,745 - SO DO I. 828 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:14,746 - WELL, SHE MUST HAVE FISH-SLAPPED YOU 829 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:15,747 HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 830 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:16,815 WHAT ARE YOU BASING THIS ON? 831 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,217 - THE SPIRITS. - MY GUT. 832 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,918 - GREAT. SO I GOT GHOSTS AND CELLULITE. 833 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,320 I DON'T EVEN NEED AN ARREST WARRANT. 834 00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:22,821 - GOT IT, THANKS. 835 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:23,889 THEY JUST SPOTTED JOAN'S ASTON MARTIN 836 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:25,257 HEADING TOWARD DIAMOND SURGICAL. 837 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,925 - AND WE WILL BE WAITING FOR HER. 838 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,427 - SO WILL I. - NO, YOU WON'T. 839 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,562 COME ON, O'HARA. 840 00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:37,603 - THANK YOU. 841 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:40,839 - I'M JUST A NICE FARM GIRL FROM BISMARCK. 842 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:47,879 - BRAD AND LEECY WERE BOTH FROM BISMARCK, NORTH DAKOTA. 843 00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:52,784 - SBPD, GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. 844 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:55,421 DID YOU HEAR ME? - YES, BUT I CAN'T LIFT MY ARMS 845 00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:57,956 UNTIL MY IMPLANTS HEAL. - YOU'RE NOT JOKING, ARE YOU? 846 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:01,693 - EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN. 847 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,462 - WHERE'S DR. DIAMOND? 848 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,497 - I'M NOT SURE. IT'S MY FIRST DAY. 849 00:36:05,531 --> 00:36:07,299 - SHE WAS JUST SEEN ENTERING THE BUILDING. 850 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,868 - DO NOT LIE TO US. WHERE IS DR. DIAMOND? 851 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,703 - I'M RIGHT HERE. 852 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:12,971 - YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER 853 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,640 OF SHELLEY AARONSON AND BRAD TURNER. 854 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,842 PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. - UH, LASSIE? 855 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:19,311 I'M NOT SO BULLISH ON YOUR BULL'S-EYE. 856 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:20,946 YOU NEED TO UNCROSS YOUR CROSSHAIRS. 857 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:23,515 - LAND THE PLANE, SPENCER. - SHAWN'S RIGHT, CARLTON. 858 00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:25,651 LEECY HERE IS OUR MURDERER. 859 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,486 - WHAT? - GUS, SHOW 'EM. 860 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,788 - LEECY'S ARREST RECORD FROM BISMARCK. 861 00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:32,491 - WE RAN IT AFTER SHAWN HAD A VISION. 862 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:33,959 - COUPLE OF FRAUD CHARGES AND AN ARREST FOR THEFT. 863 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,694 THIS DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A MURDERER. 864 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,696 - SHE AND BRAD WERE HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS 865 00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,298 BACK IN BISMARCK WHERE THEY MADE A HABIT 866 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:40,799 OF SCAMMING RICH PEOPLE. 867 00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:42,401 - TWO YEARS LATER, THEY COME TO SANTA BARBARA 868 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:44,470 AND TARGET ONE OF THE RICHEST GALS IN TOWN, 869 00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:45,904 SHELLEY AARONSON. 870 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,873 - THE PLAN WAS SIMPLE. HE WOULD SEDUCE HER, 871 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:49,908 TIE THE KNOT, AND THEN HE'D TAKE SHELLEY 872 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,743 FOR EVERY DIME SHE HAS IN THE DIVORCE. 873 00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:54,246 - THEN BRAD AND LEECY SKIP OUT OF TOWN WITH ALL THE DOUGH, 874 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,981 BUT THERE WAS A WRINKLE. BRAD FELL IN LOVE WITH... 875 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:56,982 - SHELLEY FELL IN LOVE WITH BRAD. 876 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,917 - SHELLY. - WHAT? 877 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,819 I WAS GONNA TAKE THAT PART. - BUT YOU GOT THE WRINKLE PART. 878 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:02,721 - WHAT'S FUN ABOUT SAYING, "BUT THERE WAS A WRINKLE"? 879 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:03,955 - IT'S THE TURN. 880 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:04,890 - WOULD YOU TWO JUST GET ON WITH IT? 881 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,592 - EXCUSE ME, LASSIE. 882 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:07,993 YOU TRY DOING A BREAKDOWN WITH YOUR FATHER. 883 00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:09,828 - BRAD FELL FOR SHELLEY AND AGREED TO SIGN A PRENUP, 884 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:12,464 THUS DESTROYING LEECY'S CHANGES OF EVER GETTING HER MONEY. 885 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:13,899 - PLUS, SHE LOST HER MAN IN THE PROCESS. 886 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,934 - EXACT-AMUNDO. 887 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,936 SO IN A JEALOUS RAGE... 888 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,004 [hisses, blows raspberry] 889 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:21,873 SHE KILLED SHELLEY. 890 00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:27,646 [thud] 891 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:30,582 AND PINS IT ON POOR DR. JOAN... 892 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:34,052 TO WHOM I OWE A TEXAS-SIZED APOLOGY. 893 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,954 I WAS LEECY WHO PLANTED THE VIALS 894 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,589 IN DR. JOAN'S BAG WHILE SHE WAS UP HERE 895 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:38,657 FILLING OUT PAPERWORK. 896 00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:39,891 FINAL TWIST? 897 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,393 BRAD GOT SUSPICIOUS. 898 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:46,932 - SO SHE KILLS HIM TOO. 899 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,468 - [gasps] 900 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:51,036 - THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL. 901 00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:53,905 I LOVED BRAD. - YEAH. 902 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,907 TO DEATH. - SNAP! 903 00:37:55,941 --> 00:38:00,346 POP, THAT IS SOME QUALITY OLD-SCHOOL SMACK TALK. 904 00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:08,954 - PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 905 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:12,691 - EXCUSE ME, DID YOU GET YOUR WORK DONE HERE? 906 00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:17,863 - NO. - [sighs in relief] 907 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:20,899 - THAT WAS COLD-BLOODED. 908 00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:24,603 - DUDE, I'VE GOT HUGE NEWS. 909 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,573 JULES AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 910 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:28,574 - OOH. - OFFICIALLY. 911 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:29,741 SHE MADE ME WORK FOR IT, 912 00:38:29,775 --> 00:38:31,710 BUT I CAME ALL THE WAY BACK. 913 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:32,978 SHE COULDN'T RESIST THIS FOREVER. 914 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:34,946 - I HEAR THAT. I GOT GOOD NEWS TOO. 915 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,548 I THINK I GOT MY FACE BACK. 916 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,083 CHECK IT OUT. 917 00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:39,851 - WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? 918 00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,953 I'M SEEING WHIMSICAL 919 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,054 WITH A TOUCH OF CONSTIPATION. 920 00:38:43,088 --> 00:38:44,656 - WHAT? YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. 921 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:46,492 - COME ON, SON. - COME ON, SON. 922 00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:48,960 YOU KNOW, SHAWN, EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T EXPRESS IT, 923 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,429 I LEARNED MY LESSON. 924 00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:51,930 - CANNOT EXPLAIN COLOR TO A BLIND MAN. 925 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,632 - I AM BEAUTIFUL, SHAWN. 926 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,033 I AM A BEAUTIFUL MAN, 927 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:57,603 AND I'M GOING TO STICK WITH WHAT GOD GAVE ME. 928 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,471 I LOST TRACK OF THAT BECAUSE I WAS FREAKING OUT 929 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,039 OVER THIS WHOLE SITUATION WITH RACHAEL. 930 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:02,841 AND YES, SHE'S IN LONDON. 931 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,876 AND YES, HER EX-HUSBAND IS THERE. 932 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:06,378 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED? 933 00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:08,847 NO MATTER HOW IT ALL PLAYS OUT, 934 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,850 BURTON GUSTER IS GONNA BE JUST FINE. 935 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,151 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M PROUD OF YOU. 936 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,720 - THANK YOU. 937 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,122 - HEY. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 938 00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:19,825 - WHAT? I CAN'T POP IN ON MY TWO FAVORITE DELINQUENTS? 939 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,794 - YOUR FATHER IS FINALLY TAKING ME ON OUR SECOND DATE. 940 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:25,163 - AND SOMEBODY OWES ME A FISH. - MM. 941 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,098 AND THIS TIME NO CONCUSSION. 942 00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:28,867 - WHAT A CRAZY-ASS WEEK, HUH? 943 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:31,002 TWO OF US SOLVE A MURDER TOGETHER. 944 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,038 GUS DOES THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN VERSION OF FACE OFF 945 00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:34,640 WITH HIMSELF. 946 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:40,011 - WHAT IS THIS PLACE, ABOUT 20x25? 947 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:42,414 - WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 948 00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:44,049 - I'M JUST MULLING THINGS OVER. 949 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:46,017 WHAT ARE UTILITIES HERE? 950 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:47,185 - OH, MY GOSH. 951 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,720 YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT COMING OUT 952 00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:50,522 OF RETIREMENT AGAIN, AREN'T YOU? 953 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:52,023 - I'M THINKING ABOUT HANGING A SHINGLE OF MY OWN. YEAH. 954 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,625 - I THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GETTING SHINGLES. 955 00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:54,660 CONTRACTING THEM. 956 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,495 - FUNNY. [laughs mockingly] 957 00:39:56,528 --> 00:39:57,829 LOOK, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME TAKING A CASE HERE OR THERE? 958 00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:00,532 - [laughs] - HE'S VERY GOOD, YOU KNOW. 959 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:02,968 - UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE COMPETITION. 960 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:05,871 - ARE YOU HEARING THIS? 961 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,539 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 962 00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:08,740 THESE MUST BE FROM MY PUBLISHER. 963 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:10,175 - YOU DON'T HAVE A PUBLISHER. 964 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:11,843 YOU SENT PAGES TO A PRINTER, AND IT WASN'T 965 00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:12,944 EVEN A REAL PRINTER. 966 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:15,180 IT WAS DR. TED. 967 00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:16,848 - GOT TO ADMIT, HIS COPY WORK WAS SPOT-ON. 968 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:19,117 TOP FLIGHT. - HE WROTE A BOOK? 969 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:21,720 - WE WROTE A BOOK. - DEFINE "WROTE." 970 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,722 - PSYCH'S GUIDE TO CRIME FIGHTING 971 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,223 FOR THE TOTALLY UNQUALIFIED. 972 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,858 I'M READING EXCERPTS AT BARNES & NOBLE NEXT WEEK. 973 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:28,894 IT'S NOT OFFICIAL. 974 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:29,995 I'M JUST GONNA START READING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE 975 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:33,732 AND HOPEFULLY DRAW A CROWD. 976 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,734 THANK YOU. 977 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,003 WELL... 978 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,137 REAL SWEETHEART, HUH? 979 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,973 - WOW. 980 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:46,978 - SOMEHOW THESE ARE FOR YOU. 981 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:49,114 - LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE. 982 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,750 WHO WROTE ME? 983 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:57,589 EH? EH? 984 00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:59,525 SHAWN? - YEAH? 985 00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:02,093 - RACHAEL WANTS TO TALK. - OKAY. 986 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,763 - THIS IS IT. 987 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,197 THE BREAKUP HAS BEGUN. 988 00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:09,000 - LET HIM CRY. WE'LL GO. 989 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,869 [whispers] SHAWN! PSST! FISHING. 990 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:14,272 - THESE ARE DELICIOUS BEACONS OF HEARTBREAK, SHAWN. 991 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,874 [sobbing] THEY'RE BREAKUP COOKIES. 992 00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,275 - YOU JUST GAVE THAT BEAUTIFUL SPEECH 993 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,077 ABOUT HOW YOU WERE GONNA BE OKAY NO MATTER WHAT. 994 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,912 COME ON, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, REMEMBER? 995 00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:23,782 - [sobbing] - YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND BLACK. 996 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:24,950 COME ON. 997 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,819 OW! OW! - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 998 00:41:27,853 --> 00:41:29,755 [sobbing] OH, GOSH. 999 00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:30,889 IT'S JUST--WHY? 1000 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,290 OH, MY GOSH. 1001 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:36,962 [sobbing] 1002 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:37,062 MMM. MMM.