1 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:11,145 - [bad cockney accent] NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING 2 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,081 HOW THIS ALL HAPPENED. 3 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,049 AND LIKELY YOU'RE BLAMING GUS 4 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:17,351 AND HIS OBSESSIVE NEED TO GO TO POTTERCON. 5 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:18,552 THAT'S THE HARRY POTTER FESTIVAL. 6 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,121 - NOBODY'S BLAMING ME. 7 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,389 AND WHY ARE YOU USING THAT ACCENT? 8 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,690 - ACCENT? BOLLOCKS, GUS. 9 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,592 THIS IS MY NATURAL TIM-BRE. 10 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:29,563 [normal voice] THIS ALL STARTED BACK IN SANTA BARBARA. 11 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,868 THE NEW CHIEF HADN'T HIRED US IN WEEKS 12 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,470 WHEN SUDDENLY I GOT A CALL. 13 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:37,771 [phone rings] HELLO? 14 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:40,774 - UH, I ANSWERED THE PHONE. - FINE. 15 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,184 - [suave] HELLO? 16 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:52,286 - YO, YOU'VE NEVER ANSWERED THE PHONE THAT WAY. 17 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,021 AND WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DRESSED LIKE THAT? 18 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,223 - YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO EMBELLISH. 19 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:56,424 - ALL RIGHT, TRUCE. 20 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,058 FACTS ONLY FROM HERE ON OUT. 21 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,193 IT WAS INTERPOL. 22 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:00,894 YES, THAT INTERPOL. 23 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:04,298 THE ONE ON THE DVD WARNING SCREEN. 24 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:06,767 WE HAD BEEN REQUESTED FOR A CASE 25 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,202 IN THE UNITED KINGDOM OF BRITAIN. 26 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,970 THAT'S ENGLAND. - WE GET IT, SHAWN. 27 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:13,006 - WITHIN HOURS, GUS HAD INVITED HIMSELF ALONG, 28 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,375 AND WE WERE ZIPPING THROUGH SECURITY 29 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,245 AT THE AIRPORT. - WE WERE BEING DETAINED. 30 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:20,248 - AND YOU JUST FORGOT TO MENTION THIS HIDDEN COMPARTMENT? 31 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,083 - THAT IS A PHOENIX FEATHER, SIR, NOT A WEAPON. 32 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,219 IF YOU WERE FAMILIAR WITH THE MOST POPULAR FRANCHISE 33 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,288 IN THE HISTORY OF FILM, MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T EXPERIENCE 34 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:28,589 SUCH CONFUSION HERE. 35 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:29,623 - MY APOLOGIES. 36 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,259 MY NORMALLY SANE BUDDY 37 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,594 IS A LITTLE ON EDGE BECAUSE OF THE VERY TIGHT WINDOW 38 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,896 THAT EXISTS BETWEEN OUR ARRIVAL AT HEATHROW 39 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,298 AND THE RUPERT GRINT MEET-AND-GREET 40 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,966 AT LEICESTER SQUARE. 41 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:41,034 - I AM A GRINT GRUNT, LOUD AND PROUD. 42 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,936 - MEANWHILE, I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED 43 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,705 TO HELP INTERPOL WITH A CASE. 44 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,640 YOU KNOW INTERPOL. 45 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:49,977 FROM THE DVDs? 46 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,812 - I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 47 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:55,916 HE'S NOT BRINGING A GIANT, SHARP, WOODEN STICK 48 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,451 AS A CARRY-ON. 49 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:01,322 - THAT "STICK" IS A NIMBUS 2000, 50 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,023 A GIFT THE WIZARD POTTER RECEIVED 51 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,125 FROM MINERVA MCGONAGALL, WHEN HE JOINED 52 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:07,060 THE GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH TEAM AS A SEEKER... 53 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,762 WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW 54 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,063 IF YOU HAD EVER SUCCESSFULLY OPENED A BOOK! 55 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:12,633 - GUS. - WHAT? I'M CALM. 56 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,668 - THAT WAS THE POINT OUR BAGS WERE REMOVED 57 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,271 FROM THE PLANE. - NO, IT WASN'T. 58 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,573 - CORRECTION. - I NEED MY POTIONS! 59 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:22,176 - THAT WAS. 60 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:24,278 18 HOURS LATER, MISSING ONLY OUR LUGGAGE, 61 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,013 WE ARRIVED AT INTERPOL-- 62 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:28,048 INTERNATIONAL POLICE ORGANIZATION. 63 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,050 THEY ISSUE THE WARNINGS ON THE BLU-RAY DISCS. 64 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,952 - WE'VE COVERED THIS. 65 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,754 - THEY'RE ALSO A BAND. 66 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,823 - THANK YOU FOR COMING, MR. SPENCER. 67 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,491 YOU'RE SAVING OUR LIVES HERE. 68 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,026 I'M WINSTON. 69 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:40,594 I'LL BE BRIEFING YOU UNTIL MY BOSS ARRIVES. 70 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,496 - AH, YES, HER MAJESTY, THE QUEEN. 71 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:45,199 NOW, DOES SHE PREFER LIZ OR LIZZIE? 72 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,100 - WE WERE NEVER GONNA MEET THE QUEEN. 73 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,337 - PERHAPS YOU WERE CONFUSED BY WHAT WILFRED WAS TRYING TO SAY. 74 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:52,773 - HIS NAME WAS WINSTON - OKAY, PERHAPS I WAS CONFUSED. 75 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,742 FROM WHENCE SHALL I BEGIN MY INVESTIGATION? 76 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,310 - OH, MR. SPENCER, YOU WERE NEVER BROUGHT HERE 77 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,111 TO INVESTIGATE ANYTHING. 78 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,348 - SOUNDS LIKE A WASTED PLANE TICKET IF YOU ASK ME. 79 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:03,917 - WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A LONG UNDERCOVER STING. 80 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,820 YOU BEAR MORE THAN A PASSABLE RESEMBLANCE 81 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,789 TO AN AMERICAN GETAWAY DRIVER 82 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,058 IN A PLANNED HEIST WE'RE INVESTIGATING. 83 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,861 THE YARD-- - THAT MEANS SCOTLAND YARD. 84 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,263 - THEY KNOW. - NICKED OUR DRIVER 85 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:18,165 TWO DAYS AGO... - THAT MEANS ARRESTED. 86 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,167 - WILL YOU SHUT UP? JUST SHUT UP, SHAWN. 87 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,403 - MUCKING UP OUR WHOLE STING. 88 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,738 WE THOUGHT WE WERE DONE FOR. 89 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,907 UNTIL WE HEARD OF YOU. 90 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,376 - HEH. 91 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,911 CLEARLY MY EXPLOITS ARE RENOWNED WORLDWIDE. 92 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:33,146 - I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE AN INVESTIGATOR. 93 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,748 MY SUPERIOR ASKED FOR YOU. 94 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,350 - SWEET LIZZIE. CHEEKY OLD DAME. 95 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:39,953 WHERE'S HER OFFICE? 96 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:43,257 - HIS NAME IS ROYSTON CORNWALLIS STALEY. 97 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,092 HE'S OUR DEPUTY DIRECTOR. 98 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,428 APPARENTLY YOU TWO MET WHILE HE WAS UNDERCOVER. 99 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:52,400 - [screams] 100 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,734 - TAKE ME TO HIM. 101 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:54,968 - YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. 102 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,003 AND IT'S NEVER OKAY 103 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:59,873 TO THROW HOT TEA IN MY FACE. 104 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,410 - APPARENTLY YOU TWO MET WHILE HE WAS UNDERCOVER. 105 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:06,246 - ROYCE STALEY, YOU SAY? HA. 106 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,149 WELL, FIRST I'D LIKE TO TRY THESE "CRUMPETS" 107 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,352 I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT, 108 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,053 AND THEN IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE, 109 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,522 I'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH HIM. 110 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,923 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU, OF COURSE. 111 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,725 [elevator bell dings] 112 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,594 - MR. STALEY IS EXPECTING US. 113 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,430 - SPOTTED DICK? SPOTTED DICK? 114 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:25,466 THREE SPOTTED DICKS, PLEASE. 115 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,800 - HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT PLUTO? 116 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,201 - NO. - [grunts] 117 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,971 - SIR, THEY HAVE ARRIVED. 118 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,651 - SHAWN. 119 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,319 BUSTER. 120 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:51,158 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 121 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:54,261 * 122 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,798 - * IN BETWEEN THE LINES THERE'S A LOT OF OBSCURITY * 123 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:01,068 * I'M NOT INCLINED TO RESIGN TO MATURITY * 124 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,670 * IF IT'S ALL RIGHT 125 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,605 * THEN YOU'RE ALL WRONG 126 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,841 * BUT WHY BOUNCE AROUND TO THE SAME DAMN SONG? * 127 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,810 - * OOH 128 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:13,080 - * YOU'D RATHER RUN WHEN YOU CAN'T CRAWL * 129 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,516 * 130 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:19,052 * I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH * 131 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:22,089 * I KNOW YOU KNOW THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF * 132 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,557 * EMBRACE THE DECEPTION 133 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,158 * LEARN HOW TO BEND 134 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,027 * YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS 135 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,063 * TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END * 136 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,436 - YOU INFILTRATED INTERPOL? 137 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:36,504 - HOW DID YOU PULL THAT OFF, MAN? 138 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,338 - THIS IS NOT OKAY. 139 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,273 - I'M PERSONALLY NEUTRAL. - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 140 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:42,075 - HE'S RIGHT, I'M OUTRAGED. - HOW'S THIS POSSIBLE? 141 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,311 - WELL, AFTER A LONG AND GLAMOUR-FREE CAREER 142 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,580 AS AN ANALYST HERE AT INTERPOL, 143 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:49,983 WE FOUND THAT THE CRIMINAL WORLD HAD BECOME MORE INSULAR. 144 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,986 WE HAD LITTLE TO NO INSIDE INFORMATION. 145 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,989 AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE WERE LOSING. 146 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,358 WE NEEDED A BOLD NEW IDEA. 147 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,928 AND I GOT MY FIRST CHANCE TO GO UNDERCOVER 148 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:03,531 FROM MY BOSS, WIM STUYVESANT. - WIM? 149 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,533 - WELL, THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL GROUP. 150 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,335 WE, UH--WE DON'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE DUTCH HERE. 151 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,705 SO UNDERAPPRECIATED DESK JOCKEY ROY STALEY 152 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,707 WAS ERASED AND DECOMMISSIONED, 153 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:18,111 AND THE CHARACTER OF PIERRE DESPEREAUX WAS BORN. 154 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,114 WITHIN A YEAR I WAS A STAR 155 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:24,552 OF THE INTERNATIONAL CRIME COMMUNITY... 156 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,387 PERFORMING HEISTS ORGANIZED SECRETLY BY THE DIVISION, 157 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,356 GETTING PRIME INFORMATION 158 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,125 ON THE LONDON UNDERWORLD UNDETECTED. 159 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,462 53 ARRESTS. ALL CONVICTIONS. 160 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,530 - THE THEFTS WERE ALL SET-UPS? 161 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,165 - I DIDN'T ACTUALLY STEAL ANY ITEMS. 162 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,700 I WAS GIVEN THEM. 163 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,469 - BUT YOU WENT TO PRISON. - YES. 164 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:44,171 BECAUSE OF YOU I BROUGHT DOWN TWO KINGPINS INSIDE. 165 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,939 I MEANT TO THANK YOU FOR THAT. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 166 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,476 - YOU NEVER STOLE ANYTHING? - GOT IT. 167 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,343 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION "ONE FOR ME..." 168 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:53,146 HELLO, REMBRANDT. "ONE FOR YOU"? 169 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,148 - I HAVE. 170 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,350 - FORTUNATELY, MY SIDE WORK WAS UNDER THE RADAR. 171 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,219 PRETTY HARMLESS STUFF, REALLY. 172 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,889 OR PERHAPS THAT IS UNTIL I GOT RECALLED. 173 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,058 - YOU DIDN'T DO THAT ALONE? 174 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,127 - YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK THAT I MANAGED TO DO ALL OF THAT 175 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,662 BY MYSELF, DO YOU? 176 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:09,930 - [chuckles] - NO. 177 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:13,066 - I DID. 178 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,035 - ON THE DAY OF MY RETURN TO SERVICE, 179 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:18,639 WE FINALLY RECEIVED A TIP ON THE MOTHER LODE OF ALL CROOKS-- 180 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,808 CRIMINAL BOSS RONNIE IVES. 181 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:24,077 RONNIE IS A BRUTAL THUG WHO PULLS OFF ENORMOUS CRIMES 182 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:27,548 AND RETREATS BACK INTO THE SHADOWS WITHOUT A TRACE. 183 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:31,685 HE'S SMART, EFFICIENT, AND NEVER WORKS WITH THE SAME CREW TWICE. 184 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:35,589 HE ASSEMBLES A CREW OF STRANGERS IN A KEYSER SOZE MANNER, 185 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,457 NONE OF THEM KNOWING EACH OTHER, AND THRUSTS THEM 186 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,459 INTO HIS METICULOUSLY PRE-PLANNED HEISTS. 187 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,061 [gunshots] 188 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,531 THEN IMMEDIATELY DISBANDS THE GROUP 189 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,899 AT THE END OF EACH JOB. 190 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:48,435 HE RECENTLY ASSEMBLED A NEW TEAM. 191 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,971 WE KNEW WHERE THEY WERE MEETING. 192 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:55,408 THAT IS UNTIL THE MAD AMERICAN GOT HIMSELF ARRESTED. 193 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,177 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN. 194 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,246 - NOPE. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOPE? 195 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,281 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THERE'S NO SUCH THING 196 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,683 AS A POLICE-SANCTIONED CRIMINAL. 197 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:05,318 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PULLED THIS OFF, 198 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,487 BUT KUDOS TO YOU. THIS IS ALL A FAKE-- 199 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:10,423 THIS OFFICE, THAT AMAZING SECRETARY OUT THERE, 200 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,725 PERHAPS THIS WHOLE COUNTRY. 201 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,360 AND THERE'S NO AMERICAN 202 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,128 CRAZED GETAWAY CAR DRIVER DOPPELGANGER 203 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,565 WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE SHAWN. 204 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,967 - DID YOU BRING A COAT? 205 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,004 GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU ROBERT FINO, 206 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,740 PHILADELPHIA BORN AND BRED GETAWAY DRIVER. 207 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:29,877 PERHAPS NOW YOU CAN SEE WHY I THOUGHT OF YOU, SHAWN. 208 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,120 - THIS MAN LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME. 209 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,521 - WHAT? - HIS HAIR IS FINE AND SILKY, 210 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,356 AS IF SPUN BY A FABULOUS SPIDER. 211 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,093 MINE IS A HELMET, A PERFECT, BROWN HELMET 212 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,862 INSPIRED BY THE LIVES OF REAL BEAVERS. 213 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:51,164 - [spits] 214 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:55,368 - [yelps] 215 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,605 OKAY. I MAY NOT BE THE BEST JUDGE, 216 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,506 BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME, 217 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,675 BUT, ALTHOUGH SHOCKINGLY CLOSE, 218 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,544 I DON'T THINK HE'S AN EXACT MATCH. 219 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:07,514 - RONNIE NEVER WORKS WITH ANYONE HE HAS MET. 220 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,817 AND THEIR FIRST MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW. 221 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,919 - SO WHY DOESN'T HE GO? - YEAH? 222 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,721 - [spits] - WHAT? 223 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:16,089 - HE DOESN'T SEEM TO WANT TO COOPERATE. 224 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,591 HE HASN'T SAID A WORD. 225 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,260 BUT, UH, HMM, PASSES THE OCCASIONAL NOTE. 226 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,166 - "RONNIE IS GOING TO SLICE HIS THROAT 227 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,602 WITH A STRAIGHT EDGE RAZOR." 228 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,470 YOU MISSPELLED "RAZOR." 229 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,172 - WOULD YOU LIKE HIM TO CORRECT IT? 230 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,508 - WHERE'S THE PRIDE, SHAWN? - I DON'T KNOW. 231 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,477 YOU LISTEN TO ME. 232 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:41,649 YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE RANGE OF MY SKILL SET. 233 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,151 - [spits] 234 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,687 - LET'S HOPE TO GOD THAT YOU'RE A FAST LEARNER. 235 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,090 - MY NAME IS ROBERT FINO. - WHAT WAS YOUR MOTHER'S NAME? 236 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,725 - DIDN'T HAVE ONE. - YES, YOU DID. 237 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,661 - I WAS THE PRODUCT OF DIVINE INTERVENTION. 238 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,562 - WRONG. YOU'RE DEAD. - RAISED BY WATER BEARS? 239 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,197 - CAN WE AT LEAST ATTEMPT A WOMAN'S NAME? 240 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,331 GLEN? MULVA? - WRONG. WRONG. 241 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,700 - ROLLERGIRL? - WRONG. 242 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,268 - STARCHILD? - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 243 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,236 HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE FILE? - PARTS OF IT. 244 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,138 - WHICH PARTS? - THE PARTS THAT SAY "BOOBS." 245 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,307 - IT DOESN'T SAY "BOOBS" ANYWHERE IN THE FILE! 246 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,742 ALL RIGHT. [clears throat] 247 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,811 WHERE WERE YOU BORN? - CROSSFIRE HURRICANE. 248 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,180 - THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. ANSWER THE QUESTION. 249 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,716 - ON THE STEPS OF THE PHILADELPHIA MUSEUM OF ART, 250 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,786 AT DAWN, IN A GREY TRACK SUIT, JACK. 251 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,321 - THAT WAS ROCKY BALBOA. - HMM. 252 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,823 [English accent] WELL, THAT EXPLAINS WHY 253 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,725 I WAS THINKING OF PUNCHING DEAD ANIMAL CARCASSES. 254 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,626 - WHY ARE YOU USING AN ENGLISH ACCENT? 255 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,195 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FROM PHILADELPHIA. 256 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:28,996 [Shawn snaps fingers] ALL RIGHT. 257 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,264 WHEN WERE YOU LAST ARRESTED? 258 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,599 WHERE DID YOU SERVE TIME? 259 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,001 HOW MANY--EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 260 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,803 - YES? 261 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:36,837 - HOW IS IT THAT HE KNOWS THE ANSWERS AND YOU DON'T? 262 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,539 - I'M A SYMPATHETIC LEARNER. 263 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,242 - ALL RIGHT. 264 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,610 LET'S START WITH THE SIMPLEST QUESTION. 265 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,879 WHAT STATE IS PHILADELPHIA IN? 266 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,015 - HELLO. - HELLO? 267 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,449 - WRONG. YOU'RE DEAD. ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 268 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,218 THIS IS HOPELESS. 269 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,285 WE HAVE NINE HOURS UNTIL THE MEETING. 270 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,354 WE NEED A NEW APPROACH. 271 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,191 PLEASE STOP PLAYING WITH THE EARPIECE. 272 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,760 IT'S VERY ANNOYING. 273 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,729 THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT, LET'S REVIEW. 274 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,663 DO NOT SPEAK 275 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,198 UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO. 276 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,599 DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT. 277 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,235 JUST FIND OUT THE LOCATION 278 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,269 OF THE JOB AND GET OUT OF THERE. 279 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,403 WE'LL HAVE A VISUAL ON YOU 280 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:14,507 IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO-- 281 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,509 GOOD GOD, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 282 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,679 - I HIT A VANTAGE STORE THIS MORNING, AND I FEEL UNSTOPPABLE. 283 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,481 - TAKE OFF THAT RIDICULOUS HAT. 284 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,716 - YEP. OVERKILL. 285 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,718 - AND THE JACKET. - I CAN'T. 286 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,686 IT'S SIGNED BY BURT REYNOLDS, AND IT MATCHES MY GLOVES. 287 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,521 - WHICH GLOVES? - THE GLOVES 288 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,823 THAT WINSTON GOT FOR ME. 289 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,458 YOU'RE WELCOME. 290 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,628 - HE TOLD ME YOU APPROVED IT. 291 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,798 - CAN WE KEEP THIS MOVING? THE ONLY REASON WHY I'M HERE 292 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:38,899 IS BECAUSE I HAVE A POTTERCON EVENT 293 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,600 IN 25 MINUTES FROM NOW, 294 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,335 AND I PROMISED MY LOCAL POTTERHEADS 295 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,837 THAT I'D BE RETURNING WITH A PICTURE 296 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,406 OF MYSELF AND RUPERT GRINT POSSIBLY POTTERING. 297 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,208 - WHAT ON EARTH IS POTTERING? 298 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,642 - YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU JUMP OFF SOMETHING HIGH 299 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,444 WITH A BROOM AND SNAP A PICTURE IN MIDAIR. 300 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,881 YOU APPEAR TO BE FLYING. 301 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,684 WHAT THE-- - ALL RIGHT. 302 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,319 I AM NOW IN THE BLOODY BUCKET PUB. 303 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,687 [sniffs] 304 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,256 IT SMELLS VAGUELY OF SAUSAGE. 305 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,692 I SUSPECT SOMEONE HERE IS BOILING CABBAGE. 306 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,927 - ASK HIM WHAT KIND OF CABBAGE. 307 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,429 - YES, JUST STOP TALKING. 308 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,464 - I AM STOPPING TALKING. 309 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,466 - LOOK, THE RUPERT GRINT MEET-AND-GREET 310 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,502 IS LESS THAN A 1/2 KILOMETER FROM HERE. 311 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,638 SO IF SHAWN SIMPLY ASKS WHERE THE JOB IS RIGHT OFF THE TOP, 312 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,809 THEN MAYBE WE COULD-- 313 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,178 HOLY MOLY. 314 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,179 - WHAT? - THAT'S HIM! 315 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,447 - WHO? - RUPERT GRINT. 316 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,050 THAT'S GRINT. - WHERE? 317 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:30,851 - OH, MY GOSH. - WHAT? WHO? 318 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,619 - HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE? 319 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,554 - WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 320 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,356 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE A SURVEILLANCE VAN. 321 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,792 NO ONE'S SUPPOSED TO LEAVE A SURVEILLANCE VAN. 322 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,394 - EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. HAVE YOU SEEN RUPERT GRINT? 323 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,030 HE'S, LIKE, THIS HIGH. LIKE, ABOUT THIS HIGH. 324 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,798 RED HAIR? YOU SURE? HE WAS WALKING THIS WAY. 325 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,966 YOU COULDN'T MISS HIM. 326 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,369 - [claps] 327 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,943 - TAKE A SEAT, FINO. 328 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,878 - SORRY I'M LATE. 329 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,947 - LISTEN UP, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 330 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,182 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 331 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,852 WE HAVE A TRAITOR AMONGST US. 332 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,957 SOMEBODY HAS BEEN TALKING TO PEOPLE THEY SHOULDN'T. 333 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,264 PARKEY, A WORD. 334 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,375 - [sighs] 335 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,611 HA. 336 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,514 - DON'T SPEAK. DON'T SPEAK. 337 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:38,318 DON'T SPEAK. DON'T SPEAK. 338 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,353 DON'T SPEAK. OH, PLEASE DON'T SPEAK. 339 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,990 PLEASE, DON'T SPEAK. DON'T SPEAK, DON'T SPEAK. 340 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,492 DON'T SPEAK, DON'T SAY ANYTHING. DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 341 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,427 PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! 342 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,596 - SO... - DON'T SPEAK. DON'T SPEAK. 343 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,663 - DEER-DA. 344 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,300 - DIERDRE. - DEER-DEE. 345 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,601 - DIERDRE. - THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. 346 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,337 HOW'S THAT SPELLED? - D-I-E-- 347 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,672 [gunshot] 348 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,309 - THAT TAKES CARE OF THE TRAITOR. 349 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,312 JOB DONE. 350 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,548 - ALL RIGHT, SHAWN, IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 351 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,750 JUST FIND OUT THE LOCATION OF THE HEIST AND GET OUT OF THERE. 352 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,485 - ALL RIGHT THEN. 353 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,121 LET'S SAY WE GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, HUH? 354 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,990 - JOB'S OFF. KAPUT. 355 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,125 - NO, NO, NO, THE JOB CAN'T BE OFF. 356 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,592 MAKE THIS HAPPEN, SHAWN. 357 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,494 - NO. NO! 358 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,596 I DIDN'T COME HERE ALL THE WAY FROM CLEVELAND 359 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,599 FOR THIS. - I THOUGHT YOU WAS FROM PHILLY. 360 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,835 - I DO. I DO LIVE IN PHILLY. 361 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,938 BUT I DON'T FLY OUT OF AIRPORTS THAT START WITH "P." 362 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,006 I KNOW, IT'S A SUPERSTITION, BUT I HAVE SOME 363 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,476 BECAUSE I GOTTA DO WHAT MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT. 364 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,078 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. I ONLY STAND 365 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,847 FOR THE ENTIRETY OF TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHTS. 366 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,450 FIRST I TUCK IT AND THEN I DO IT, 367 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,953 AND THERE'S THE OCEAN. - [laughs] 368 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,189 - HE IS AS DAFT AS WHAT THEY SAY, IN'T YA? 369 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,658 - I'M DAFTER. WHATEVER LEVEL OF DAFTNESS 370 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,894 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, I'M DAFTER THAN THAT. 371 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,064 - [laughs] - I MEAN TO FINISH THIS. 372 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,032 I MEAN TO SEE THIS THROUGH. NOW LET'S DO THIS. 373 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,001 - DO YOU NOT THINK I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN? 374 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,869 THIS JOB IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME, 375 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,604 BUT WE'RE ALL ONE MAN DOWN. 376 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,411 - WHAT? 377 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,948 - NOT ANYMORE, WE'RE NOT. I KNOW A GUY. 378 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,749 - WHAT--WHAT--WHAT--WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 379 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,486 - HE'S BETTER THAN GOOD. - WHO? 380 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,789 - THEY CALL HIM... 381 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,525 "THE WIZARD." 382 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,469 - HEY. WHY THE LONG FACE? 383 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,105 - MAN, I THOUGHT I SAW RUPERT GRINT, 384 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,040 BUT IT WAS JUST DUMB OLD PRINCE HARRY. 385 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,574 - OH, THAT'S A BUMMER. I'VE GOT SOMETHING 386 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,110 THAT'LL TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN. 387 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,978 COME INSIDE AND PRETEND TO BE AN EXPLOSIVES EXPERT. 388 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,679 - ARE YOU CRAZY? 389 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,780 YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. 390 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,549 - WHAT IS THE BIG D? 391 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,850 YOU'RE ALREADY PRETENDING TO BE A SORCERER. 392 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,619 - I AM PRETENDING TO BE A WIZARD, SHAWN. 393 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,721 GET YOUR FANTASY FICTION RIGHT. 394 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:58,158 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK. THE CREW IS A MAN SHORT. 395 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,094 IF YOU DON'T DO THIS, RONNIE IS GONNA CALL OFF THE WHOLE HEIST, 396 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,996 AND YOU ARE GONNA BLOW OUR SHOT AT BEING 397 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,132 INTERNATIONAL CRIME-SOLVING GENTLEMEN OF LEISURE. 398 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,200 - AH, YOU KNOW, SHAWN, I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU, 399 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,835 BUT, YOU KNOW, I HAVE THE OPENING HAT CEREMONY 400 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,703 AND THEN THE HORCRUX SCAVENGER HUNT 401 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,072 AND THEN THE QUIDDITCH TOURNAMENT. 402 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:15,275 MY AFTERNOON IS BOOKED SOLID. 403 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,809 - [English accent] BOLLOCKS. 404 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,645 DO THE JOB, GUS. 405 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,480 - SHAWN, DO NOT GO SEXY BEAST ON ME. 406 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,082 - DO THE JOB, GUS. - SHAWN. 407 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,350 - YES. YES. YES. - NO. NO. NO. 408 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,617 - YES. YES. YES. - NO. NO. 409 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,319 I WILL NOT. - WHERE THERE'S A WILL, 410 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,720 THERE'S A WAY. 411 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,022 RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A WAY. 412 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,090 - THERE IS NO WILL, 413 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,991 AND THERE IS NO WAY, SHAWN. 414 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,693 - YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 415 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,028 I'M GONNA MAKE IT REALLY EASY FOR YOU. 416 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:38,198 WILL YOU DO THE JOB? 417 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,401 - FOR THE LAST TIME, NO. - TURN THE JOB YES! 418 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,735 - THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE. 419 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,970 - YES! YES! - NO. SHAWN. 420 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,004 - YES! YES! - WILL YOU STOP IT? 421 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,606 - YES! YES! - SHAWN. SHAWN. 422 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,874 WILL YOU STOP IT? - YES. YES. YES. YES. 423 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,143 - WHAT'S HE DOING OUT THERE? 424 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,012 - NO. NO. NO. NO. - YES! YES! YES! YES! 425 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,481 - NO, NO, NO, NO. - YES, YES, YES, YES. 426 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,416 - BLOODY STOMPING AROUND OUT THERE. 427 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,518 - YES. YES. YES. YES. - SHAWN. SHAWN-- 428 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,653 - YES! YES-- - STOP IT, SHAWN! 429 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,789 - WILL YOU DO THE JOB? - I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 430 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,491 - PLEASE DO THE JOB. - OH, MY GOSH. 431 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,525 - PRETTY PLEASE DO THE JOB? - THIS GUY. 432 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,031 - SHAWN, WHY DOES THAT GUY HAVE BLOOD ON HIS FACE? 433 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,933 - BIRD FLU. IT'S BIRD FLU. 434 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:14,901 ALTHOUGH THEY CALL IT GIRL FLU HERE. 435 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,536 - NOPE. - ALL RIGHT. 436 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,605 SO THIS IS THE TEAM. 437 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,707 OUR FEARLESS LEADER, RONNIE IVES. 438 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,076 THAT'S 'ARRY. 439 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,914 'CAUSE APPARENTLY, THERE'S NO "H" IN THIS LANGUAGE. 440 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,350 AND LAST, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, 441 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,719 THE LOVELY AND EXQUISITE DEE-DRA. 442 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,053 - IT'S DIERDRE. - DIRTY. 443 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,588 - DIERDRE. - DO ME. 444 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,923 - DIERDRE. - DEER? 445 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,891 - DIERDRE. DIERDRE. - DEER--DEER-- 446 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,027 - DIERDRE. DIERDRE. - DEER--YOU'RE SAYING--WAIT-- 447 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,695 - DIERDRE. - DOODY? 448 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,497 - DIERDRE. - WE'RE MAKING A DOODY? 449 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,166 - DIER...DRE. - ONE MORE TIME. 450 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,269 - DIER-- - JUST LEAVE IT. 451 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,670 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET IT. 452 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,605 LET'S MOVE ON. 453 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:56,709 - AS PROMISED, TEAM, I GIVE YOU...THE WIZARD. 454 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,612 - I PREFER TO BE CALLED "THE WHIZ." 455 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,681 'ELLO, LOVE. 456 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,187 - YOU DO THAT AGAIN, AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR HAND 457 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,789 AND USE IT AS A DOILY. 458 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:13,626 - YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE ANY OTHER MUCKER I'VE WORKED WITH. 459 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,329 WHAT KIND OF JOBS HAVE YOU PULLED, MR. WHIZ? 460 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,898 - AS FAR AS MY EXPLOITS GO, 461 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,668 LET'S JUST SAY WHEN I WAS 13, I BROKE INTO THE MINISTRY, 462 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,937 I FOUGHT OFF MOBS, AND ONCE I EVEN GOT SPLINCHED. 463 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,973 - [sighs] - SPLINCHED? 464 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,042 WHAT'S THAT? - YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW. 465 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,011 - RIGHT IN THE SACK. - IT WASN'T IN THE SACK. 466 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,881 - SHAWN, JUST FIND OUT 467 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:38,050 THE LOCATION OF THE JOB. 468 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,620 - SO, RONNIE, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE JOB, SHALL WE? 469 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,922 WHEN IT'S GOING DOWN, WHERE IT'S GOING DOWN. 470 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,624 YOU JUST TELL US THE LOCATION, 471 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,058 A TIME, AND WHAT WE'RE WEARING. 472 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,827 THOUGH I ASSUME WE'LL ALL BE IN BLACK SINGLETS. 473 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,896 MASKS OR NO MASKS? 474 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,130 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THESE TWO, RONNIE. 475 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,266 THEY SEEM LIKE BLOODY IDIOTS TO ME. 476 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,135 THEY DON'T HAVE THE PROPER QUALIFICATIONS. 477 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,971 - WELL, WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT YOUR QUALIFICATIONS, DEANDRA? 478 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,440 I MEAN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE THAT'S SO DOPE? 479 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,911 - I INFILTRATED THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF THE K42. 480 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,847 - WELL, I GOT TO THE 12TH SCREEN OF GALAGA 481 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,349 WHEN I WAS, LIKE, SEVEN. 482 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:13,019 - THE K42'S NOT A BLOODY VIDEOGAME, YOU BERK. 483 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,087 IT'S A PRIVATE SECURITY FIRM. 484 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,624 WORKS EXCLUSIVELY FOR BRITISH ROYALTY. 485 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,792 - OH... 486 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,428 - [slams hand] 487 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,196 JUST HAVING SOME FUN. 488 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,797 GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU, THOUGH. 489 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,032 - REALLY? - HOW MANY CLOSETS DO THEY HAVE 490 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,934 IN THAT BIG OLD PALACE? 491 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,937 NO, NO. WHICH CORGI IS THE HAPPIEST? 492 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,006 - SOD THE ROYALS. THEY LIVE A LIFE OF LUXURY, 493 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,976 AND MY OLD MAN'S WORKED ALL HIS LIFE DOWN THE MINES. 494 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,979 I SAY THEY SHOULD ALL BE THROWN IN THE SEA. 495 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,748 - I DOUBT THAT'LL DO ANY GOOD, RONNIE. 496 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,516 YOU KNOW ALL THOSE RICH KIDS GET SWIMMING LESSONS. 497 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,651 - MM-HMM. 498 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,622 - I LIKE HIM. 499 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,891 [both laugh] 500 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,026 - HE'S ALL RIGHT. 501 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,596 - I'VE ALWAYS HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR THE MAD ONES. 502 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,931 BUT, LISTEN, DIERDRE'S RIGHT. 503 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,933 WE GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU BOYS ARE LEGIT. 504 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,735 WE DON'T WANNA GET TUCKED UP NOW, DO WE? 505 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,771 SHALL WE MOVE ON? - ANYWHERE YOU WANNA GO. 506 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,906 - NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T GO-- DON'T GO TO A SECOND LOCATION. 507 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,541 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WH--OKAY. 508 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,710 THEY'RE GOING. START THE VAN. 509 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,090 - SO WE'RE ROBBING A HOUSE, HUH? 510 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,426 KITCHEN, SOUTH-FACING WINDOW? 511 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,160 - VERY PERCEPTIVE, MR. FINO. 512 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:31,931 BUT I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN YOUR DRIVING SKILLS. 513 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,601 [engine revving] 514 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,039 - I HATE TO BE A PARTY POOPER, RONNIE, 515 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,841 BUT I DON'T THINK WE'RE ALL GONNA FIT IN THAT THING. 516 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,210 - SO YOU GOT TWO MINUTES TO COMPLETE THE COURSE. 517 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,245 - THESE CONES REPRESENT, UH-- 518 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,980 - LAMP POSTS AND LETTER BOXES. 519 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,116 - RIGHT. AND THE, UH... 520 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,118 THE CUTOUTS. - PEOPLE. 521 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,886 - SURE. 522 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,357 TWO MINUTES YOU SAY, HUH? 523 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,027 THAT'S A PIECE OF PUDDIN'. 524 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,639 - [whistles] 525 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,941 - WHOO! WHOO! 526 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,816 [laughs] 527 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,026 - YOU RAN EVERYTHING OVER. TWICE. 528 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,428 - YOU PAY ME TO DRIVE. 529 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,898 SOMETHING GETS IN MY WAY... 530 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,033 IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 531 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,239 - I LIKE HIM. HE'S AS DAFT AS THEY SAY. 532 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,375 YOU'RE IN. - WHAT? 533 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,811 - STILL NOT SURE ABOUT YOU, THOUGH. 534 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:25,945 - WHAT? 535 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,049 - MAKE SOMETHING GO BANG. 536 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:33,019 - UH, IT'S NOT THAT EASY. - THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE. 537 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,654 UH, FULL DISCLOSURE-- 538 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,823 THE WHIZ HAS A LITTLE PERFORMANCE ANXIETY. 539 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,190 OKAY? IT'S CALLED E.D. 540 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,291 - WHAT? - IT'S A REAL THING. 541 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,360 EXPLOSIVES DYSFUNCTION. 542 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,463 YOU REMEMBER STEVE SAX, ANYBODY? 543 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:46,232 ONE OUT OF EVERY FIVE MUNITIONS EXPERTS SUFFERS FROM IT. 544 00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:48,100 - I'D BE HAPPY TO COME BACK WITH SOMETHING FOR YOU TOMORROW. 545 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,502 - WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 546 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,872 ARE YOU TWO TRYING TO GIVE US THE SWERVE? 547 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,574 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE JUST SAID. 548 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,743 - YEAH, THAT'S JUST GIBBERISH, RONNIE. WHAT-- 549 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,210 - OI, BOSS. - WHAT? 550 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:00,279 - WHAT'S THAT? LOOK. 551 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:03,115 THAT LOOKS LIKE A LISTENING DEVICE. 552 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,251 - IT'S A WIZARD'S WAND. - GIVE ME THAT. 553 00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,619 - IT BETTER BE. 554 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:09,088 OTHERWISE YOU TWO ARE DEAD. 555 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,224 - WHAT'S THE PLAN? 556 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:13,325 WHAT DO YOU GOT, WHAT DO YOU GOT? 557 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,994 WHAT ARE THOSE, POP ROCKS? 558 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,128 YOU'RE GONNA THROW POP ROCKS AT 'EM? 559 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:17,096 - NO, IT'S FLOO POWDER. 560 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,631 - WHAT DOES IT DO? 561 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,266 - IT MAKES A SMOKE CLOUD SO WE CAN RUN FOR IT. 562 00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,802 - OH, NICE. - EXPECTO PATRONUM! 563 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:23,870 [weak pop] 564 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,779 - IS THAT IT? 565 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,782 [loud explosion] 566 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,149 - BLOODY 'ELL! 567 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,457 - HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 568 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:47,159 - EXPECTO. PATRONUM. 569 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,099 - WINSTON! 570 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,400 WINSTON. 571 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,402 WINSTON. DUDE. 572 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,004 - I'M SURE YOU HEARD WHAT WENT DOWN AT THE WAREHOUSE. 573 00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,438 - HE BLEW UP A TRASH CAN. 574 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,307 STALEY REALLY SAVED OUR CRUMPETS OUT THERE. 575 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,242 - MR. STALEY IS IN A MEETING AT THE MOMENT. 576 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,376 HE ASKED THAT YOU WAIT. 577 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,178 HE'S VERY UPSET WITH YOU. 578 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:07,480 YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING HE ASKED YOU NOT TO DO. 579 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:08,515 - WELL, COULD YOU TELL HIM TO HURRY UP? 580 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,149 BECAUSE SOME OF US 581 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,552 NEED TO BREAK INTO MR. IVES' OFFICE. 582 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,487 - WHAT? - I STOLE RONNIE'S KEY CARD 583 00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:16,422 WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE. 584 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,524 HEY. 585 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:18,525 - I DON'T KNOW HOW 586 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,426 YOU AMERICANS OPERATE, 587 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,061 BUT HERE WE FOLLOW PROTOCOL. 588 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:24,396 NOW MR. STALEY IS IN CHARGE OF THIS CASE, 589 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:27,834 AND YOU WILL DO NOTHING UNLESS HE AUTHORIZES IT FIRST. 590 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,202 - FAIR ENOUGH. 591 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:31,638 WE'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY JEALOUS OF YOU, MAN. 592 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,105 GETTING TO WORK WITH HIM ALL THE TIME, 593 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,707 SOLVING CRIMES, EATING MEAT PIES. 594 00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:36,375 - ACTUALLY, I'M NOT JEALOUS AT ALL. 595 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:39,345 TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, I NEVER FULLY TRUSTED THE MAN. 596 00:24:39,378 --> 00:24:41,648 - ACTUALLY, I'VE ONLY BEEN WORKING FOR ROY A SHORT TIME. 597 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:44,551 I SCARCELY KNOW HIM. AND I'M A VEGETARIAN. 598 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,352 - WAIT, YOU DON'T KNOW STALEY? - YOU EAT PIES 599 00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:48,254 WITH NO MEAT IN THEM? 600 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:51,423 - LIKE THE REST, I CAME IN WHEN THE STAFF TURNED OVER. 601 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:54,326 THE TRUTH IS, NO ONE AROUND HERE KNOWS ROY. 602 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,429 - DO YOU HEAR THAT, SHAWN? NO ONE KNOWS STALEY. 603 00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:59,098 - OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE KNOWS HIM. 604 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,167 I MEAN, WHO HIRED HIM? - WIM STUYVESANT. 605 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,802 - AHA! THE DUTCHMAN. 606 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,571 I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR NON-DISCRIMINATORY POLICIES 607 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,238 REGARDING THE DUTCH. 608 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:07,406 - HE'S A LEGEND AROUND HERE. 609 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,208 - SEE THAT, GUS? 610 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,578 STUYVESANT IS A LEGEND AROUND HERE, SO YOU CAN SUCK IT. 611 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,212 - WE NEED TO TALK TO THIS WIM STUYVESANT. 612 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:14,513 - HE NEVER COMES OUT OF THE FIELD. 613 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,983 I'VE NEVER MET HIM. NO ONE HAS. 614 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,350 - REALLY? 615 00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:20,953 CAN YOU EXCUSE US ONE MOMENT? - HMM. 616 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,156 - DESPEREAUX IS SETTING US UP AGAIN. 617 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,658 - WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE. 618 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,159 - THE SITUATION IS EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS, SHAWN. 619 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,095 ADMIT IT. - THE ONLY THING I WILL ADMIT 620 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:31,698 IS THAT THE BUBBLE AND SQUEAK IS NEITHER BUBBLY NOR SQUEAKY. 621 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,432 - ALL I NEED IS SPOTTED DICK. - BE THAT AS IT MAY, 622 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,267 THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW FOR SURE 623 00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:37,303 IF DESPEREAUX IS ON THE UP AND UP. 624 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,540 [line rings] 625 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:43,643 - LASSITER. WHAT DO YOU WANT, SPENCER? 626 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,580 - HELLO, LASSIE. 627 00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:49,148 I NEED YOU TO RUN A QUICK BACKGROUND CHECK 628 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:51,584 ON AN INTERPOL AGENT NAMED ROY STALEY, 629 00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:53,653 AND I NEED YOU TO DO IT ON THE D.L. 630 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:55,521 - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU JUST WANT ME TO DROP 631 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,556 EVERYTHING THAT I'M DOING TO INVESTIGATE A MEMBER 632 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,191 OF THE INTERNATIONAL LAW ENFORCEMENT COMMUNITY 633 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,359 AND KEEP IT ON THE D.L.? 634 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,527 - YES. YES, I AM. 635 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,930 - THANK YOU. 636 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:10,269 - [whispering] STOP IT. 637 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,206 YOU ARE ACTING LIKE AN ANIMAL. 638 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,243 YOU ARE ACTING LIKE AN ANIMAL. 639 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,511 STOP IT. - I AM HUNGRY. 640 00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:22,048 I'M HUNGRY, I'M HUNGRY. 641 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:30,122 - NO. THAT BELONGS TO NIGEL! - COME ON, SON. 642 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:32,024 COME ON. - THAT IS NIGEL'S. 643 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,634 - ALL RIGHT, I AM ON INTERPOL'S DATABASE. 644 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,936 SEARCHING... 645 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,404 NO. 646 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,639 THERE IS NO ONE BY THAT NAME 647 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:47,539 THAT HAS EVER WORKED FOR INTERPOL. 648 00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:49,408 - WHAT? 649 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:53,412 OKAY, TRY--TRY WIM STUYVESANT. 650 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,014 W-I-M. HE'S A DUTCHMAN. 651 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:57,049 - HANG ON. 652 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:58,317 NO. 653 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,086 NOT THAT EITHER. 654 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,988 - THANKS. 655 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,993 DESPEREAUX'S SETTING US UP AGAIN. 656 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:14,801 - DAMN IT! 657 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,603 - YOU'RE TELLING ME MR. STALEY IS AN IMPOSTER? 658 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,840 - HIS REAL NAME IS PIERRE DESPEREAUX. 659 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:23,342 AND HE IS THE LAST OF THE FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL ART THIEVES. 660 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:24,911 - MM-HMM. OUR THEORY IS THAT 661 00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:27,279 HE INFILTRATED INTERPOL DURING THE STAFF TURNOVER, 662 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,716 CREATED BACK STORY, AND THEN FORGED DOCUMENTS 663 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:31,250 SHOWING HE WAS HIRED BY STUYVESANT, 664 00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:32,551 KNOWING GOOD AND WELL THAT DUTCH BASTARD 665 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:34,286 WOULDN'T BE HERE TO DENY IT. 666 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,788 - DESPEREAUX KNEW THAT RONNIE IVES 667 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,489 WAS PLANNING A BIG HEIST. 668 00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:39,525 SO HE USED THIS AGENCY--YOUR AGENCY 669 00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:42,261 TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS SO THAT HE COULD STEAL IT FIRST. 670 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,963 - I FEEL LIKE A FOOL. 671 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:48,400 - WELL... - WINNIE...LITTLE POOH MAN, 672 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:49,869 DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP. 673 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,271 NOT OVER THIS. NO. 674 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:56,608 DESPEREAUX HAS HOODWINKED GUS AND I ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS. 675 00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,511 HOW'S THE SAYING GO? FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON ME, 676 00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:02,181 FOOL ME TWICE, WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN. 677 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:04,583 FOOL ME A THIRD TIME AND... WELL, THE SECOND TIME 678 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:07,619 DIDN'T REALLY COUNT BECAUSE, I MEAN, MAN, DIDN'T HE LOOK DEAD? 679 00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:09,756 - SHAWN, THAT'S NOT REMOTELY HOW THE SAYING GOES. 680 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:10,689 - I HAVE TO REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY 681 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:12,458 TO THE SECRETARY GENERAL. 682 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:14,126 - WINNIE, NO! YOU MAKE THAT CALL, 683 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,095 AND DESPEREAUX WILL DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR. 684 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,030 WE'VE SEEN IT. MARK MY WORDS. 685 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:19,932 - WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING? - WELL... 686 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,769 GUS AND I CAME ALL THE WAY TO THIS EXOTIC ISLAND NATION 687 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,937 TO SOLVE AN INTERNATIONAL CRIME. 688 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,806 AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT WE INTEND TO DO. 689 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:28,574 - UH, I CAME HERE TO DRINK MY WEIGHT IN BUTTERBEER, 690 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:30,276 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 691 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,745 - YOU ARE AN ANIMAL. AN ANIMAL! 692 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:34,446 WINNIE, I'M ASKING YOU TO PLEASE 693 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,283 GIVE ME BACK RONNIE IVES' SECURITY CARD 694 00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:39,518 BECAUSE, MAKE NO MISTAKE, DESPEREAUX MUST BE STOPPED. 695 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,420 - [whispers] DON'T DO IT. 696 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,455 - AND THE ONLY MEN WHO CAN DO IT ARE STANDING IN THIS ROOM. 697 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:47,760 - UH-UH. - ONE, TWO...THREE. 698 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,728 ARE YOU IN OR OUT? 699 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:54,233 - I SUPPOSE I COULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT THIS FOR A FEW HOURS. 700 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:55,802 LOCK OUT HIS ACCESS. 701 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,336 - THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN. 702 00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:58,504 YOU SEE THAT, GUS? 703 00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:00,039 THE BRITS AND THE AMERICANS 704 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,608 FIGHTING ON THE SAME SIDE AGAIN. 705 00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:04,043 JUST LIKE WORLD WAR II. 706 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,645 WELL, HEAR ME, GENTLEMEN. 707 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:09,916 THIS TIME, WE'RE GONNA WIN. 708 00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:15,454 RONNIE? 709 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:17,023 YOU HOME? 710 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,325 RONE? 711 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:22,328 TENDERONI, BABY. [rapping on wood] 712 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,864 COAST IS CLEAR. 713 00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:28,100 - SHAWN, IF RONNIE CATCHES US, HE'S GONNA KILL US. 714 00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:32,038 - GUS, DON'T BE THE HOWLING 2: YOUR SISTER'S A WEREWOLF. 715 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:35,241 WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS FIGURE OUT WHERE THE HEIST IS GOING DOWN, 716 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,709 TURN IT OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES, BECOME HEROES, 717 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:39,545 GET KNIGHTED BY THE QUEEN, 718 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:41,080 AND THEN SPEND EVERY SINGLE THANKSGIVING 719 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,482 IN SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY'S SUBMARINE. 720 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,384 - OR WE DON'T FIND ANYTHING AND WE GET THROWN IN JAIL 721 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:46,518 FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING. 722 00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:47,586 I'M TOO PRETTY TO GET LOCKED UP 723 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,720 IN THE TOWER OF LONDON, SHAWN. 724 00:29:48,754 --> 00:29:50,589 - OH. 725 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:54,526 LOOKS LIKE RONNIE'S POP PASSED AWAY RECENTLY. 726 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,495 - OH, WOW. 727 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:58,097 MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE'S SO ANGRY AND COCKNEY. 728 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,699 - THAT IS DISGUSTING, GUS. - I SAID "COCKNEY," SHAWN. 729 00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:03,035 - WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS FIND YOURSELF A LADY BECAUSE-- 730 00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:06,505 - THE K42 IS A PRIVATE SECURITY FIRM 731 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:10,609 THAT WORKS EXCLUSIVELY FOR BRITISH ROYALTY. 732 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,378 - SO WE'RE ROBBING A HOUSE, HUH? 733 00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:14,981 DUDE, I KNOW WHERE THE HEIST IS GOING DOWN. 734 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:16,515 IT'S AT ONE OF THE ROYAL RESIDENCES. 735 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:20,586 WE GOTTA GET BACK AND TELL WINSTON. 736 00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:26,358 OH, HELLO...'ARRY. [chuckles] 737 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:28,094 WHIZ AND I, WE JUST CAME BY TO SAY HI TO RONNIE, 738 00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:29,528 BUT HE'S NOT HERE. - SHUT IT. 739 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:30,762 - OKAY. 740 00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:31,730 - I SAW YOU LIFT RONNIE'S KEY 741 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,765 AT THE WAREHOUSE. 742 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,001 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW UP. 743 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:37,003 YOU GOT SOME NECK, AIN'T YA? 744 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,938 TRYING TO STEAL FROM RONNIE. 745 00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:41,707 BLOODY PILLOCKS. I SHOULD TAKE ME MOBILE 746 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:44,276 OUT MY SKY ROCKET AND RING HIM RIGHT NOW. 747 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:46,578 - WHAT IS THIS MAN SAYING? - I HAVE NO IDEA. 748 00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,547 BUT I THINK HE'S ON TO US. 749 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,649 - BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT, AM I? 750 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,651 - I DON'T KNOW. ARE--ARE YOU ASKING ME? 751 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,586 - IS IT RHETORICAL? IS IT-- 752 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:55,654 - I'M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW, HARRY. 753 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:56,923 - WE'RE HAVING THAT KEY BACK. 754 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,390 - SURE, SURE. 755 00:30:58,424 --> 00:30:59,525 UH... - GIVE IT TO HIM. 756 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:00,960 - YEAH. - GIVE IT TO HIM. 757 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,728 - THERE WE GO. 758 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,697 - NOW I'M GONNA KEEP THIS AS INSURANCE. 759 00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:09,601 THE PRICE FOR KEEPING ME MOUTH SHUT IS YOUR SHARE OF THE HEIST. 760 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:12,771 HOW'S THAT SOUND THEN? 761 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,006 - YEAH. - ABSOLUTELY. 762 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,274 DON'T GIVE IT A SECOND THOUGHT. 763 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:17,076 - WHY NOT? - YEAH. 764 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,178 - ARE YOU SURE THE JOB IS AT A ROYAL RESIDENCE? 765 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:23,682 BECAUSE THERE ARE 154 OF THEM THAT FIT OUR DESCRIPTION. 766 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,851 - KITCHEN, SOUTH-FACING WINDOW. 767 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,619 YES, I AM SURE, WINNIE. 768 00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:29,521 IT HAS A KITCHEN WITH A SOUTH-FACING WINDOW. 769 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:32,058 - WELL, THAT HELPS...A BIT. 770 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:34,726 - WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, CAN YOU LOOK UP RUPERT GRINT'S ADDRESS? 771 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,829 - NO. - DON'T BRING OUT THE WAND. 772 00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:40,499 - THERE YOU TWO ARE. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 773 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,601 I'VE RUNG YOU NUMEROUS TIMES. - THIS IS TRUE. 774 00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,570 FULL DISCLOSURE, WE SNUCK OFF TO POTTERCON. 775 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,472 - REALLY? - YEAH. 776 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,606 IT WAS A MEET-AND-GREET WITH DINGLEBERRY. 777 00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:49,008 - DUMBLEDORE. 778 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:50,742 - YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FINDING OUT 779 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:52,444 THE LOCATION OF THE HEIST, NOT WASTING YOUR TIME 780 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,646 AT A CONVENTION FOR SILLY CHILDREN'S FILMS. 781 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,083 - SILLY? THOSE MOVIES ARE A PART OF YOUR COUNTRY'S HISTORY. 782 00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:58,550 - WE NEED TO DISCUSS 783 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,387 OUR NEXT MOVE IN THE IVES CASE. 784 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,989 MY OFFICE, NOW. 785 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:05,491 - YEP, RIGHT NOW. THIS IS WORK TIME. 786 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:08,094 [phone vibrates] 787 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,199 [clears throat] UH, STALEY? 788 00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:15,234 - [sighs] WHAT? 789 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,768 - UH... [chuckles] 790 00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:18,670 I KNOW WE'RE REALLY PRESSING OUR LUCK HERE, 791 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:20,206 BUT DO YOU THINK IT'D BE POSSIBLE FOR GUS AND I 792 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:22,374 TO DROP BY THE HOTEL REAL FAST AND FRESHEN UP A LITTLE? 793 00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:23,875 - I'M STARTING TO SMELL LIKE HAGRID'S DOG. 794 00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:25,477 - FANG. - YOU KNOW FANG 795 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:26,578 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO DUMBLEDORE IS? 796 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,847 - I KNOW DOGS. - ALL RIGHT. 797 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,983 A 1/2 HOUR. 798 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:38,024 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK. IF DESPEREAUX COMES BACK LOOKING FOR US, 799 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,726 YOU TELL HIM THAT GUS GOT HIS BIG TOE 800 00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:42,694 STUCK IN THE TUB FAUCET, BECAUSE THAT REALLY HAPPENED. 801 00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:44,463 AND CALL US AS SOON AS YOU KNOW WHICH ONE 802 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,964 OF THESE ROYAL RESIDENCIES RONNIE'S TRYING TO HIT. 803 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:49,035 ALL RIGHT? LET'S GO. 804 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:50,769 MAN, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING, YOU DO STINK. 805 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,738 WHAT IS THAT? - NIGEL'S MEAT PIE WENT BAD. 806 00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:54,606 - THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SWIPING ANOTHER MAN'S MEAT. 807 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,342 - I LIKE MEAT, SHAWN. 808 00:32:58,110 --> 00:32:59,745 - OH, COME ON. WHAT IS THIS? 809 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,681 ANOTHER DRIVING EXERCISE? 810 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,150 WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO THE JOB, RONNIE? 811 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,852 - WHAT ABOUT NOW? 812 00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:09,155 YOU CAN DRIVE. 813 00:33:12,891 --> 00:33:14,860 COME ON. COME ON, TEAM! 814 00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:16,462 LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL! 815 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:17,463 - LET'S GO. - NO. 816 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:18,464 - DO THE JOB. - NO. 817 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,331 - DO THE JOB. - NO. 818 00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:20,499 - GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN! 819 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:21,933 - NO. - DO THE JOB. 820 00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:23,669 - YES, YES, YES, YES! - NO, NO, NO, NO. 821 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,003 - NO. - NOT THIS TIME, S-- 822 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:26,405 NO. NO. 823 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,779 - 1/2 MILE UP HERE, CHUCK A LEFT. 824 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,881 - YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, RONNIE? 825 00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:37,783 IT DOESN'T LOOK--IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY ROYAL TO ME OUT THERE. 826 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,885 - THIS IS WHERE WE PICK UP THE NEW MEMBER OF THE TEAM. 827 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:42,088 - NEW? I THOUGHT IT WAS A FIVE-MEMBER JOB. 828 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:45,957 - IT IS. WE HAVE A TRAITOR AMONGST US. 829 00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:48,794 - [laughs] ANOTHER TRAITOR. WOW. 830 00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:50,629 YOU DON'T THINK MAYBE... 831 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,598 MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT PARANOID, RONNIE? 832 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:53,965 JUST A LITTLE? 833 00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:56,968 - IT TURNS OUT OLD PARKEY WAS LEGIT. 834 00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,970 I FEEL A BIT SORRY FOR HIM. 835 00:33:59,004 --> 00:34:02,208 NOW I WANT ALL OF YA TO TURN OUT EVERYTHING IN YOUR POCKETS. 836 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,815 NOT YOU, YOU PRAT! - SORRY. 837 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,049 SORRY, TEAM. 838 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:15,053 - I SAID EVERYTHING, 'ARRY. 839 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:22,528 AH, JUST AS I THOUGHT. 840 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:25,497 - I CAN EXPLAIN. 841 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,333 RONNIE. - BET YOU CAN. 842 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,868 TELL IT TO THE ROAD, 'ARRY! 843 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,738 - IT WAS FINO AND THE WHIZ! 844 00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:38,810 - OKAY, WE'LL MEET THE FELLA HERE. 845 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:42,614 - UH, YOU SURE THIS IS THE PLACE, RONE? 846 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:45,117 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A NO-SHOW, MAN. 847 00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:47,719 - YEAH, WE MIGHT WANNA GET OUT OF HERE. 848 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:51,557 - GENTLEMEN. 849 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,260 DEER-DRA. - IT'S DIERDRE. 850 00:34:57,896 --> 00:34:59,631 - RIGHT, STOP HERE. 851 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,371 SPRAY THE CAMERAS. 852 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,508 - OKAY, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE? 853 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,377 - THIS WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG, WASN'T IT? 854 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:13,279 GET US IN THE JOB, SLIDE YOURSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, 855 00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:14,746 AND THEN RUN OFF WITH THE LOOT. 856 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,282 - OI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 857 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,384 CUT THE ELECTRICS. 858 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:23,189 - PLEASE, GENTLEMEN. I HAD TO IMPROVISE. 859 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:24,823 SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED. 860 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:27,226 WINSTON WAS HIDING KEY INFORMATION FROM ME. 861 00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:29,261 DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME THE JOB WAS ON. 862 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:31,763 I'M HAVING SCOTLAND YARD PICK HIM UP AS WE SPEAK. 863 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,365 TERRIBLE SURPRISE. 864 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:34,733 I'M SHOCKED, REALLY. 865 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,802 CHAP HAD A TERRIFIC FUTURE. 866 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,670 - UH, DID WE JUST GET WINSTON ARRESTED? 867 00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:40,339 - OR WORSE. 868 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:43,475 - FORTUNATELY, I HAD TIME TO SELL OUT 'ARRY 869 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:46,445 AND RESURRECT DESPEREAUX ONE LAST TIME 870 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,414 TO CLEAN UP WINSTON'S MESS. 871 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:50,449 - MAYBE HE MEANT WELL. - YEAH, MAYBE HE REALLY THOUGHT 872 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:51,717 HE WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING. - YEAH. 873 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,385 [phone tune] 874 00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,957 - HEY, I'VE GOT AN UPDATE ON YOUR WIM STUYVESANT. 875 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,659 - GOD, PLEASE TELL ME HE DOESN'T EXIST. 876 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,261 - HE DOESN'T EXIST. 877 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,463 BUT HE DID. SOMEBODY COMPLETELY ERASED HIM. 878 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:07,366 MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEBODY WITH A REALLY HIGH LEVEL OF CLEARANCE. 879 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:08,900 MY GUESS IS HE TURNED STATE'S EVIDENCE 880 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,869 AND WENT TO GO PLAY WITH THE LIMEYS. 881 00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:12,204 - SO THAT MEANS ROY STALEY IS REAL? 882 00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:13,972 - I'M SORRY. 883 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,243 IS THIS OPERATION INTERRUPTING YOUR PHONE CALL? 884 00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:19,845 - LOOK, MAN, WE HAVE A LOT TO PROCESS HERE. 885 00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:22,047 - WELL, NOW YOU'RE UP TO SPEED. 886 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,715 DUE TO THIS WINSTON BACKSTAB, 887 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:25,351 WE DON'T HAVE BACKUP FOR A WHILE. 888 00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,553 - WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO UNTIL THEY GET HERE? 889 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:30,289 - WE DO THE JOB. THIS WAY. 890 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:35,661 - UH, SMALL PROBLEM HERE. I DON'T ACTUALLY 891 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,596 KNOW HOW TO BLOW UP AN ELECTRICAL SHACK. 892 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:40,466 - BUT, MY GOOD MAN, YOU ALREADY HAVE. 893 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,674 - DIERDRE, TAKE CARE OF THAT INTERIOR GUARD. 894 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,108 - RIGHT. 895 00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:51,777 - YOU MAKE SURE THE BACKUP SYSTEM'S OFF. 896 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:54,212 YOU TWO, I WANT YOU TO WIRE UP THAT SAFE. 897 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:57,048 I'LL BE BACK IN 90 SECONDS. - CONSIDER IT DONE. 898 00:36:57,082 --> 00:36:58,884 - IF WE WERE SMART, WE'D GET BACK IN THIS VAN, 899 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,919 DRIVE, LEAVE DESPEREAUX STALEY HERE. 900 00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:02,921 HE'S DONE IT TO US. - COME ON, GUS. 901 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:04,990 WE'RE JUST GONNA ATTACH A COUPLE DUMMY WIRES TO THE WALL SAFE 902 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:06,692 AND WAIT FOR THE CAVALRY TO ARRIVE. 903 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,427 - SHAWN, THIS BRIEFCASE IS FULL OF CANDY. 904 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,362 - WHAT KIND OF CANDY? 905 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,437 THIS IS WEIRD. 906 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:21,507 - THIS PLACE HAS ALREADY BEEN ROBBED. 907 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,379 UH, SHAWN, WHERE'S THE SAFE? 908 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:30,549 - ALL RIGHT, SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG HERE. 909 00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:39,024 OH, CRAP. - WHAT? 910 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,492 - THAT'S CALVIN DORCHESTER. 911 00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,431 HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR. 912 00:37:45,464 --> 00:37:49,301 - WE'VE BEEN SET UP. 913 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:54,506 - SOD THE ROYALS! THEY'VE LIVED A LIFE OF LUXURY. 914 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:58,677 MY OLD MAN, HE'S WORKED HIS WHOLE LIFE DOWN THE MINES. 915 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,612 I SAY WE THROW 'EM ALL IN THE SEA. 916 00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,280 - GUS, THEY'RE FAMILY. - WHAT? 917 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:05,116 - RONNIE'S DAD DIED BROKEN AND POOR, REMEMBER? 918 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:06,752 THEN IN THE AFTERMATH, RONNIE MUST HAVE FIGURED OUT 919 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,521 THE FAMILY SECRET. 920 00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:11,990 - HE'S A DORCHESTER. 921 00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:14,360 - THIS ISN'T A HEIST, GUS. - THIS IS AN ASSASSINATION. 922 00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:16,528 - ACTUALLY... [gun cocks] 923 00:38:16,562 --> 00:38:18,196 IT'S A HEIST GONE WRONG. 924 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:22,067 YOU TWO GOT KILLED TRYING TO ESCAPE. 925 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,870 HE KILLED YOU WITH THIS. 926 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:27,172 - NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT DID NOT HAPPEN. 927 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:28,674 - NO. BUT IT WILL. 928 00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:30,742 - LISTEN, DIRTY-- - IT'S DIERDRE. 929 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:33,111 HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO SAY? - VERY. 930 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,280 THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR THE EXTRA "R." 931 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,483 - AND THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO KILL US RIGHT NOW. 932 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:39,217 - OKAY, I GET IT, AND IT SUCKS. 933 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,919 RONNIE'S DAD DIDN'T KNOW IT, 934 00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:42,287 BUT HE'S ACTUALLY PART OF THE FAMILY BLOODLINE. 935 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,190 - OI. 936 00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:47,292 - THAT'S RIGHT. 937 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,195 AND THAT DEAD BASTARD CUT MY WHOLE FAMILY ALL OUT OF IT. 938 00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:51,463 ALL THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN OURS. 939 00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:54,866 BUT INSTEAD MY POOR OLD DAD 940 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,235 HAD TO WORK HIS ASS OFF DOWN IN THE MINES. 941 00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:58,437 - LET IT OUT, RONNIE. 942 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:00,639 JUST LET IT GENTLY COME OUT OF YOU, 943 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,908 YOU KNOW, LIKE A SOFT SONG, 944 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:04,776 'CAUSE WE'RE LISTENING. 945 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:06,244 AND THEN LET'S FINISH THE HEIST TOGETHER 946 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:09,648 LIKE THREE GENTLEMEN AND A LADY. 947 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:13,585 - UNFORTUNATELY, THE ROYALS ARE A LITTLE BIT HARDER TO KILL. 948 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:17,789 NOW I NEED TWO TOSSERS TO TIE THIS INVESTIGATION TOGETHER. 949 00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:19,124 - TOSSERS? I-- - I DON'T KNOW. 950 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:22,093 - [mouthing words] 951 00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:24,763 - OH. - SURE. SURE. 952 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,532 - THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING, BOYS. 953 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:31,102 - DIERDRE, WHEN YOU FINISH THAT, 954 00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,572 GO AND POP THE FRENCHMAN AND PLACE HIM BY THE ENTRANCE. 955 00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:36,141 - I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 956 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:38,577 - SHAWN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 957 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,078 - GUS, WOULD YOU RELAX? 958 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,581 ANY SECOND NOW, DESPEREAUX/STALEY 959 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:45,050 IS GONNA SHOW UP WITH THE WHOLE 960 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,018 OF THE INTERNATIONAL POLICING COMMUNITY. 961 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,253 THEY'RE GONNA STORM IN HERE, AND THEY'RE GONNA SAVE US. 962 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:49,588 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS KEEP STALLING. 963 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:51,757 OR AS WIM STUYVESANT WOULD SAY, 964 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:52,858 [Dutch accent] SHTALLING. 965 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,225 - DUDE? - YEAH. 966 00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:56,828 - WE REALLY HAVE TO STOP TRUSTING THAT MAN. 967 00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:58,797 - SON OF A... 968 00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:01,900 - SHOOT HIM FIRST. - WHAT? 969 00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:03,168 OKAY, YES. YES. 970 00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:05,003 THIS WOULD SEEMINGLY WRAP UP 971 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,371 THE MURDER INVESTIGATION OF POOR CALVIN DORCHESTER. 972 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,674 TWO DEAD CRIMINALS COME IN. BOOM. 973 00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:09,441 I GET IT. SURE. 974 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,209 BUT THERE IS ONE THING 975 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,978 THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT, RONNIE. 976 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:15,847 - AND WHAT'S THAT? - I'M NOT ROBBIE FINO. 977 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,849 - NOPE. 978 00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:19,250 - AND HE'S NOT A WIZARD. - WHAT? 979 00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:21,853 - WHAT? - [laughs] I'M NO CRIMINAL. 980 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,955 MATTER OF FACT, I'M NOT EVEN CRAZY. 981 00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:25,891 AT BEST, I'M PLEASINGLY ECCENTRIC. 982 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,126 AT WORST, I'M INCORRIGIBLE AND SOPHOMORIC. 983 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,462 BUT RIGHT NOW I HAVE ALL OF INTERPOL ON THEIR WAY HERE 984 00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:31,697 TO SAVE US. 985 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,164 AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, 986 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:34,365 JUST CHECK HIS BRIEFCASE. 987 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:35,567 YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN. 988 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:37,803 GET ALL UP IN THERE. 989 00:40:37,836 --> 00:40:39,571 YEAH. - WHAT'S THIS? 990 00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:41,306 - CURLY WURLIES! AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS. 991 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:43,041 - I KNOW! 992 00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:43,942 - TOFFEE COVERED IN CHOCOLATE, JACK. 993 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,276 LIKE LITTLE CHAINS. 994 00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:46,745 - JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF YOU TWO. 995 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,914 YOU'VE SERVED YOUR PURPOSE. 996 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,783 - I GOT SOMETHING REALLY COOL TO TELL YOU, RONNIE! 997 00:40:51,817 --> 00:40:54,119 - OH! 998 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:02,293 - DESPEREAUX'S BACK. HE CAME BACK! 999 00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:04,730 STALEY CAME BACK. 1000 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,636 - IT'S BEEN EMOTIONAL. 1001 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:47,505 - DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STALL? 1002 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,013 - YOU REALLY ARE ROY STALEY. 1003 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,148 - OF COURSE I AM. - I'M NOT SURE. 1004 00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:58,216 - OH, GUS, WILL YOU STOP IT? 1005 00:41:58,249 --> 00:41:59,450 WE FINALLY KNOW WHO THE MAN IS, 1006 00:41:59,484 --> 00:42:00,619 AND HE'S BETTER THAN HE EVER WAS. 1007 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:01,753 - SO WHAT ABOUT THE BAG OF JEWELS 1008 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:03,188 WE SAW YOU WITH OUTSIDE? 1009 00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:07,092 - STALEY. MY OFFICE. NOW. 1010 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,827 - YES, SIR. 1011 00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:14,800 - EXCUSE ME, WHO WAS THAT BRAZEN FELLOW 1012 00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:17,669 WITH THE CRYSTAL BLUE EYES? 1013 00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:19,337 - I'M GOBSMACKED. 1014 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,740 THAT MUST BE WIM STUYVESANT. 1015 00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:23,241 GEE. 1016 00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:28,013 - HOW DO YOU SAY "SUCK IT" IN ENGLISH? 1017 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,081 - YOU JUST DID, SHAWN. 1018 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:39,591 - I CAN'T BELIEVE STUYVESANT SUSPENDED YOU. 1019 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:43,729 - MY DEAR BOY, I'M ONE OF HER MAJESTY'S CIVIL SERVANTS. 1020 00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:46,698 AND AS SUCH I MUST ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS 1021 00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:48,600 WITHOUT COMPLAINT. 1022 00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:50,568 - THAT'S NOBLE. 1023 00:42:50,602 --> 00:42:52,570 I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK IT'S AT LEAST PARTLY OUR FAULT. 1024 00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:54,472 I MEAN, IF WE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING WE FOUND OUT, 1025 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:57,042 DORCHESTER MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE. - ALTHOUGH NOT FOR LONG. 1026 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,477 I MEAN, HE WAS REALLY OLD. AND EVIL-ISH. 1027 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:01,579 - DON'T FEEL GUILTY, SHAWN. 1028 00:43:01,613 --> 00:43:04,282 I'D HAVE BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF ME IF I'D BEEN IN YOUR SHOES. 1029 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:08,119 WELL, THIS BULLDOG IS THE LAST OF MY CHATTELS. 1030 00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:15,460 IF YOU BOYS EVER GET BACK TO LONDON, DO LOOK ME UP. 1031 00:43:15,493 --> 00:43:17,863 YOU'LL FIND ME TOILING AWAY IN OBSCURITY 1032 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:19,397 IN SOME DREARY OLD OFFICE, NO DOUBT. 1033 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,499 - HEY. 1034 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:24,569 I'M PROUD OF YOU. - THANK YOU. 1035 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,672 - YOU'LL BE BACK ON TOP IN NO TIME, DESPEREAUX. 1036 00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:27,906 YOU'LL SEE. 1037 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,975 - MY NAME IS NOT DESPEREAUX. 1038 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:31,743 IT'S STALEY. 1039 00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:34,312 ROYSTON CORNWALLIS STALEY. 1040 00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:36,547 AND YOU CAN CALL ME CORY, IF YOU SO WISH. 1041 00:43:36,581 --> 00:43:38,249 - I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT. - FAIR ENOUGH. 1042 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,786 SHAWN. BUZBY. 1043 00:43:49,394 --> 00:43:50,896 - ADMIT IT. 1044 00:43:50,929 --> 00:43:53,598 ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOU MISJUDGED THAT DUDE. 1045 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,167 ROYSTON CORNWALLIS STALEY IS A STANDUP GENTLEMAN. 1046 00:43:56,201 --> 00:43:58,904 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT. YES, I DID. 1047 00:43:58,937 --> 00:44:02,240 - WELL, I GUESS WE CAN FINALLY GO TO YOUR POTTERCON THING NOW. 1048 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:03,909 - NO. IT ENDED LAST NIGHT. 1049 00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:06,444 BESIDES, ALL WE HAVE IS ENOUGH CASH FOR A QUICK DRINK 1050 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:07,779 AND A TAXI RIDE TO THE AIRPORT. 1051 00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:09,414 - BLOODY BUCKET? - YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. 1052 00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:11,049 - JOLLY GOOD. 1053 00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:13,518 WELL, GUS, AT LEAST WE GOT TO TAKE IN 1054 00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:15,453 SOME OF THE SIGHTS OF OLD LONDON TOWN. 1055 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,623 - UH, SHAWN, WE WENT TO ONE PUB AND A WAREHOUSE. 1056 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,658 WE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN IN BRITISH COLUMBIA. 1057 00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:22,293 WHAT THE-- 1058 00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:23,695 - ROOM TEMPERATURE, MY ASS. 1059 00:44:23,729 --> 00:44:25,764 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1060 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,702 - WAIT. 1061 00:44:36,141 --> 00:44:38,609 OH, MY GOSH. 1062 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:42,380 DUDE, THAT'S THE DUTCHMAN. - RUTGER HAUER? WHERE? 1063 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:45,383 - NO! WIM STUYVESANT. HE'S A FAKE. 1064 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,953 HE'S A HOMELESS DUDE WITH REAL URINE STAINS ON HIS PANTS. 1065 00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:51,556 - OR HE'S BACK UNDERCOVER 1066 00:44:51,589 --> 00:44:53,759 AS A HOBO WITH FAKE URINE STAINS ON HIS PANTS. 1067 00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:55,526 - THAT MAKES NO SENSE, SHAWN. 1068 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,495 - BREAKING UP AN INTERNATIONAL PANHANDLING RING. 1069 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:58,864 - COME ON, SON. WE WERE SET UP. 1070 00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:00,766 - OR WE WEREN'T. 1071 00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:03,301 WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE? 1072 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:05,670 I CHOOSE THE LATTER. 1073 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:08,373 I CHOOSE BEAUTY. 1074 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:09,941 IT'S JUST LIKE LIFE OF PI. 1075 00:45:09,975 --> 00:45:11,542 - IT'S NOTHING LIKE THE LIFE OF PI. 1076 00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:15,480 - WHICH MAKES YOU THE TIGER, RICHARD PARKER.