1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,120 You sure like nachos. 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,480 Problem is, they're not-cho' nachos. 3 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,520 She can't hear you. 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,760 She's chowin' down on the all-you-can-eat love buffet. 5 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,639 It's true. When she's like this, she's doesn't 6 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,040 know what she's doing. I'll show you. 7 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:26,480 Miley! 8 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:26,920 What? 9 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,760 Just go ask Josh out. 10 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,960 I can't. I'm from Tennessee. We don't do that. 11 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,000 Well, you're in California now, and we do do that. 12 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:36,440 What? 13 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,000 You said do-do. 14 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:42,000 Grow up! 15 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,480 You're the one that can't ask a guy out. 16 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:49,320 He's not just a guy. He's a ninth grader. I can't just put eighth-grade moves on him. 17 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,600 Good point. And besides, he probably doesn't even know you're alive. 18 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,040 You're like some dried-up insect on the windshield of his life. 19 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,840 Not even in the center. You're way off to the side where the wipers don't reach. 20 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,320 Weep, weep, weep, splat! Weep, weep, weep... 21 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:04,970 Lilly. 22 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:05,400 What? 23 00:01:05,401 --> 00:01:07,200 This is officially the worst pep talk ever. 24 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:13,400 All right. You want pep talk? You're Hannah "Teen Pop Sensation" Montana. 25 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,920 You're gonna be out in front of thousands of people Saturday night. 26 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,300 Just pretend he's one of 'em. 27 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:23,240 You're right. That's all he is. One guy. I can do this. I'll just channel Hannah. 28 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,920 Hello, Josh Woods! You ready to rock tonight? 29 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,160 What? 30 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,560 Thank you! Good night, everybody! 31 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,399 Then I ate a napkin, 32 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,959 and then Jackson was all, 33 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,120 "You said" do-do." 34 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,240 And then Lilly was all, 35 00:02:40,262 --> 00:02:41,384 "Bug on a windshield." 36 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,879 And then I was all, "Good night, everybody!" 37 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,320 And that's why we have to move! 38 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,600 Sorry, darlin'. 39 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:52,540 What? 40 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,040 Nothin'. 41 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,360 Hello. Hold on. Mile, it's for you. 42 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,760 I can't talk to anyone right now. Could you just make something up? 43 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,600 Sorry, Josh, she's in the bathroom. 44 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,000 Could be a while. 45 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:06,620 No! 46 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,120 Hold on. Sounds like she's finishin' up. 47 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,960 Gimme that phone! Hi, this is Miley. 48 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,560 "It could be a while." You, sir, do not know how good you are. 49 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:19,960 Well, next time I'm lettin' 50 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:20,840 the machine pick it up. 51 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,640 You realize how much easier life was when 52 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,560 she believed boys still had cooties? 53 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:31,080 I can't believe it! I'm going out with a ninth grader! Whoo! 54 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,600 Well, don't believe it, 'cause I'm not lettin' you go! Whoo! 55 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:38,800 But, Daddy... 56 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,280 But nothin'. He's a year older. 57 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,800 In teenage boy years, that adds up to... let's 58 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,200 see. Carry the one, equals... Ain't gonna happen. 59 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,280 This is so unfair! 60 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,320 Sad face. 61 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:54,660 Mmm. 62 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,680 Not buyin' it face. 63 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,160 Come on, Dad. It wasn't that long ago that I was a ninth grader. 64 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:07,040 And if he's anything like I was... You need to meet that boy! 65 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,240 He's comin' up from the walk! He is so cute! 66 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,360 But we've gotta be calm. Just be calm. 67 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,480 Honey, if I was any calmer, I'd be dead. 68 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:24,040 Hey, Dad, big favor. Don't try to be funny with Josh. 'Cause you ain't funny. 69 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,440 I don't know. I crack myself up all the time. 70 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,840 What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop! Ha! 71 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,880 Daddy, please, I'm begging you. Don't talk! 72 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,480 I'm just gonna sit on the couch and look casual, like I live here all the time. 73 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,120 Good thinkin'. 74 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,880 Hey, Miley. Whoa. You look hot. 75 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,520 Well, hi. I'm the hot chick's father. How do I look? 76 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,000 Very handsome, sir. 77 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,720 Nice try. Now take your foot outta your mouth, 78 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 come on in here, and let's start over. 79 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,520 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. I'm Josh... sir. 80 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,999 Well, you met, you bonded. 'Nuff said. Bye-bye. 81 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,319 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast. 82 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:19,400 Why not fast? Fast is good. Fast food, fast lane, fast-forward. Bye-bye! 83 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,800 Whoa. Cool guitars. 84 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,200 Oh, you like guitars, do you? 85 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,860 Oh, yeah. And these are pretty good ones. Not 86 00:05:25,861 --> 00:05:28,440 as good as a Deifenbacher, but you know that. 87 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,760 No, I don't know that. 88 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,440 There goes the other foot. 89 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,679 Look, sir, I'm not saying it wasn't a good guitar in its day. 90 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:40,639 In its day? Ooh, sounds like you've been a musician for 91 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,320 a long time. Like thirty years. Oh, wait, that's me. 92 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,199 Well, isn't that interesting? You have your opinion, and he has 93 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,600 his. You gotta love a guy who isn't afraid to say how he feels. 94 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,680 I'm a little afraid to say anything right now. 95 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,080 Okay. 96 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,120 And some people like skiing, and he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding. 97 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:16,840 Yeah. Some people like Hannah Montana, and I'm not afraid to say she stinks. 98 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,720 Abso... What? 99 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,440 Son of a gun. That boy's got three feet. 100 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,480 Hello, I am the Jackson-ator. 101 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,560 These will not be back. 102 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:46,360 Whoa! Rock 'n' roll! Sharon! 103 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,720 Are you always this funny? 104 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,080 Well, it depends. Do you like funny? 105 00:06:53,081 --> 00:06:54,440 Oh, I love funny. 106 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,880 Well, then I am hysterical. 107 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,359 Did you hear the one about the pig who knows karate? 108 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,520 Pork chop? 109 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:04,560 Ha! 110 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:10,159 Can you spell "destiny"? I'm Jackson. I haven't seen you around here. 111 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,120 I'm Olivia. I go to school back east. I'm here 112 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,880 on break looking for something fun to do. 113 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,759 Oh. Well, look no further. Mr. Fun gets off in about ten minutes. 114 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,400 Sounds great! I'll just go pack up my stuff. All right. 115 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,880 Oh... Yes! I'm awake! Ow! 116 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,079 Hey, my brother from another mother. What's crackin'? 117 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:34,200 Coop, I just hooked up with the most amazing girl who's totally into me, 118 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,719 and I didn't even have to tell her that I owned a Ferrari 119 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,840 or have six months to live or any of the usual stuff. 120 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,040 That's my dawg. Puttin' it down for the ladies. 121 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,799 You should've seen me. And tonight, she's 122 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,000 gonna find out that even my moves have moves. 123 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:51,840 Uh-huh. Uh-huh! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! 124 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,440 D-d-d-d-d-d-d-da. Don't do that in public. 125 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,560 Oh, hey, check it out. There she is. 126 00:07:59,200 --> 00:07:59,600 Whoa! 127 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:00,890 You bet, "Whoa!" 128 00:08:00,891 --> 00:08:03,600 No, no, no. I mean, "Whoa, that's my little sister, fool!" 129 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,880 Wha... I meant, "Whoa. I didn't know." 130 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,280 Olivia! 131 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,720 Yes, big brother? 132 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,200 Get over here. Did you agree to go out with this guy? 133 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:19,360 Is that what he said? Shame on you. What kind of a girl do you think I am? 134 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:22,960 But I thought... 135 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,959 Oh, no, I know what you thought. And you better 136 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,640 stop thinkin' it about my little sister. 137 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:32,360 Mm-hmm. 'Cause when my big brother tells me to stay away from somebody, I stay away. 138 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,400 Mm-hmm. 139 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:45,920 Sharon! I'm so confused! 140 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:56,240 This is so frustrating. I spent all day yesterday 141 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,440 trying to make Josh like Hannah Montana. 142 00:08:58,560 --> 00:08:59,120 How'd it go? 143 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:03,040 It went really well. He loves Hannah Montana now, and we're getting married. 144 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,160 How do you think it went, you doughnut? 145 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,520 I'm gonna go with "not so well." 146 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,880 Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! 147 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,240 Lilly, I'm serious. How am I gonna go out with a guy who doesn't like half of me? 148 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,800 He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you. So just 149 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,920 let him think the half of you he likes is all of you. 150 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,623 As long as the other half keeps her mouth shut, 151 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,040 the three of you should make a beautiful couple. 152 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,640 I never get chick math. 153 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,440 She's right. Why should I have to give Josh up? 154 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,440 Yeah, and it's not 155 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,360 like he's ever gonna 156 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,240 be in the same place 157 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,160 with you and Hannah. 158 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,759 Hey, Miley. You know what you said about Hannah. 159 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,180 Montana? I decided to give her a chance. 160 00:09:38,181 --> 00:09:39,440 Really? That's great! 161 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,920 Yeah. So tonight I'm taking you to a Hannah Montana concert! 162 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:52,120 Really? That's... even greater! Thank you. Help! 163 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,120 And she thought it didn't go well. Who's the doughnut now? 164 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,040 Still you. 165 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,919 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 166 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,240 This is what an actual Hannah Montana concert looks like. 167 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,160 You mean you've never been to one? 168 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:18,440 Well, I've tried, but somehow I've always been busy doing something... else. 169 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,040 Well, tonight, this is all you have to do. 170 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,159 You know, I was really nervous when you first 171 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,880 asked me, but I'm just totally glad I said yes. 172 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,320 Me, too. 173 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,639 I just hope she's not one of those divas who 174 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,520 keeps everyone waiting. I totally hate that. 175 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:38,440 Me, too. I'm gonna go get a soft pretzel. 176 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:40,710 You're on. 177 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:49,320 Oh, my gosh, it's Josh! What a coincidence! 178 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,440 So, what do you think of Hannah Montana so far? 179 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,160 She hasn't come on yet. 180 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,280 Right. I'm supposed to ask you that later. 181 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,200 You seen Hannah? 182 00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:07,490 Not since sound check. 183 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,000 She's on in one minute. Where is that girl? 184 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,240 Did you just come out of that dressing room? 185 00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:27,510 Yeah. 186 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,280 I was just in there, and you weren't there. 187 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:33,200 Yeah, I was. You're losing it, Daddy. 188 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,240 You think I'm losing it, Fred? 189 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:37,310 It's Jimmy. 190 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,960 Call the cows home, Robby Ray. You are losin' it. 191 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:50,520 Hey, everybody! Sorry I'm late. Hope nobody thinks I'm a diva! 192 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:58,480 That's right. Sausage, pepperoni, and, what the heck, onions. 193 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:07,080 I'm not kissing anybody tonight. No, I am not ugly! I'm a six-foot-four beach god. 194 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,880 Jackson. It's me, Olivia. Open up. 195 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,440 Olivia? 196 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:27,600 Hey. 197 00:12:27,601 --> 00:12:30,960 Olivia's here, and it's time to get your Saturday night on! 198 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,960 Wha... I don't understand. You were totally different today with Cooper. 199 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:39,320 Well, that was Saturday afternoon. The moon has come up, and I am comin' out! 200 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,880 Oh, I heard there's gonna be a party over here. 201 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:43,920 Well, who said that? 202 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:51,320 Me. Just now. Come on, boy. Keep up. Popcorn. Oh! With the movie theater butter! 203 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,999 Yeah, Cooper's not gonna be very happy that you're here. 204 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,600 I know. That's why I didn't tell him. Now, let's 205 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,320 get you on the phone, and let's people this party. 206 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,679 Wait. What happened to all that, uh, "When my big" 207 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,560 brother says to stay away, I stay away. Mm-hmm"? 208 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,959 Oh, Cooper thinks I'm a sweet little girl who needs to 209 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,560 be protected. And what he doesn't know won't hurt him. 210 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,480 Jackson, it's Coop! 211 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,199 Yeah, well, it might hurt me. You gotta go! 212 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,359 No way. This is my last night in town, and I'm not gonna let it be 213 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,519 spoiled by Cooper, the party pooper. I'll hide. You get rid of him. 214 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:27,240 Well, I don't know. I've never lied to him before. 215 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,960 Please? For me? 216 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,840 Well, there's a first time for everything. 217 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:36,840 You wait out there. 218 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,200 Okay. 219 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,040 Uh, oh, c-come on in, Coop! 220 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,520 Just gettin' my Saturday night on, you know. 221 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,480 Get it off before you hurt yo'self. 222 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,120 Yeah. That's a good idea. That's, uh, that's some great advice. 223 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,560 Uh, well, thanks for stoppin' by. Give me a call 224 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,400 when you make it home so I know that you're safe. 225 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,640 Look, look, look. I know I came down hard on you 226 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,560 yesterday, and I just wanna make sure we're cool. 227 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,960 We're totally cool. Now, drive safe. We'll see you tomorrow. 228 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:15,120 Slow down. I rented a few DVDs. Thought we could chill. 229 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:22,720 Ooh. Popcorn with the movie theater butter! You knew I was comin' all along. 230 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,880 Believe me, I had no idea. 231 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:10,040 And now, give it up for the fabulous fingers of Jesse D., lead guitar! 232 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,640 Wh-wh-wh-wh-whoa! Where you goin'? 233 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,760 Nervous stomach. Could be a while. 234 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:26,940 Thank you! 235 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,639 This is the longest guitar solo ever. 236 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,840 I know. He rocks! Sit down! 237 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,719 You wouldn't believe the line for the soft pretzels. 238 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,240 So, how about that first song? Pretty awesome, huh? 239 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,920 Eh. It was okay. 240 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,200 Okay? Not even really okay? 241 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,520 I guess I'm into hip-hop. 242 00:15:59,400 --> 00:15:59,870 Hip-hop? 243 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,320 Yeah. Does she ever do any of that? 244 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,920 I have a feeling she will tonight. 245 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:11,520 Is that pretzel making you thirsty? Do you need to go get a soda? 246 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,120 You know what? I do! 247 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,240 Oh, wait. Here. You can have some of mine. 248 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,880 Hey... Whoop. I'm sorry. My bad. 249 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,360 I'm having so much fun with you, Josh. Bye. 250 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,639 I bet you didn't know that this girl could really go. 251 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,360 And I'm gonna give you mo' 252 00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:35,740 'Cause you spent a lotta dough. 253 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,640 Comin' to my show. 254 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,520 Doe-dee-doe-dee-doe-dee-doe-dee. 255 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,400 Doe-dee-doe-dee-doe-dee-doe? 256 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,280 Don't look at me. I didn't write that. 257 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,920 Hey, ho. 258 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,960 Say hey, ho. 259 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,839 Hey, ho. 260 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,319 Say hey, ho. 261 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,880 Hey! Ho! 262 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,440 Hey, ho, hey. 263 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,200 Man, I think I'm comin' down with somethin'. 264 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,800 Well, keep it off of me. 265 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:23,930 I'll try. 266 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,000 Better? 267 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,600 I'm gettin' outta here before you cough up an alien. 268 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,840 That's a good idea. Whoo! Better safe than sorry. 269 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,600 And listen, about my sister... 270 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,640 Hey. Not another word. Please? 271 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,759 I-I know I'm a little overprotective, but I just care about her 272 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,400 a lot. And I appreciate you backin' off. You're a good friend. 273 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,560 Yeah, a real good friend. 274 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,879 Whew! I thought he'd never leave. It's freezing out 275 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,959 there! But nothing a good party can't warm up. Hey! 276 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:07,880 Hey, yeah. Okay, hold on, hold on. Didn't you hear your brother? I'm a good friend. 277 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,759 And good friends do not party with their friends' 278 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,040 sisters, no matter how much they want to. 279 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,440 Wow. You really are a nice guy. My luck. 280 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,920 You really gotta go. My luck. Come on. 281 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:25,960 Well, I guess this is good-bye. Nice meeting you. 282 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:26,880 You, too. 283 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,480 Hey, I forgot my DV... Dang! 284 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:35,800 I just came over here to say good-bye, and he was all over me! You are in trouble. 285 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,559 Well, that is so not what happened! 286 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,879 Olivia, wait in the car. 287 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,240 Yes, big brother. Shame on you! 288 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,199 Man, she's not telling you the truth. She came 289 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,920 over here. She was all over me! I swear, Coop. 290 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,119 Save it. I can't believe you're trying to blame my sweet, innocent sister for this. 291 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,319 Well, I'm telling you, she's not sweet and innocent! 292 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,999 Okay, you know what? That's enough. If there's one thing I know about 293 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,680 my sister, it's that she would never be all over any guy she just met. 294 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:06,880 Pizza's here. 295 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,920 He was all over me? 296 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,040 Olivia, get in the car. You and I are gonna have a little talk. 297 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,200 Mm-hmm! 298 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,160 She already gave you your tip, big boy. 299 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,920 Where have you been? You're missing the whole concert. 300 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,760 That drink line went on forever. 301 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,520 No, it didn't. There were, like, three people in it. 302 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,800 Then you wouldn't mind going to get another one. 303 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,440 Ah, man! 304 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,640 So, what do you think of Hannah Montana now? 305 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,120 I'm still not feeling it. 306 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,960 What do you want her to do, surf the crowd? 307 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,960 Yeah! That'd be cool! 308 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:09,880 Surf the crowd! Well, then I guess I gotta go get another pretzel! 309 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:17,639 Having fun crowd surfing! Please don't drop me! Please don't drop... Where'd he go? 310 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,320 He left. 311 00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:19,610 What? 312 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,600 I'm sorry. 313 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,480 He said it was the worst date of his life? Really? 314 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,240 I'm sorry. 315 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,280 Did he say anything else? 316 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:39,600 He also said Hannah Montana stinks, but we decided to leave 317 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,760 that out. I mean, why hurt you any more than you already are? 318 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,560 Leave. Now. 319 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,160 The rap was... interesting. Go! 320 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,680 I cannot believe I just blew it. 321 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:57,740 You didn't blow it. 322 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,520 Yes, I did. I couldn't be happy with a cute guy liking just me. I 323 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,960 tried to make him like Hannah, too, and now he hates both of us. 324 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,640 Well, as far as I'm concerned, that's his loss. 325 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,680 But I'm buttin' in. I'm sure Lilly was just gettin' ready to say that. 326 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:19,840 Yeah. What was I gonna say next? 327 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,560 That someday she'll find a guy that likes everything 328 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,160 about her. Won't be anything left to change. 329 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,840 Thanks, Lilly. You always know what to say. 330 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,200 Sometimes it just comes to me. 331 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,680 Well, come on, girls. It's time to go. 332 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,079 'Cause it's the end of the show. 333 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,719 And we're walkin' toward the do' 334 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,960 We headin' for the big black stretch limo. 335 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,040 Dad, remember. You ain't funny! 336 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:53,520 And you can't rap! A-doe-dee-doe-dee-doe-dee-doe-dee... 337 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,920 Yeah! 338 00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:18,520 Everybody wants to be a star. 339 00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:20,100 Next!