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Hannah Montana, you're on in two minutes.

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All right now, shake the nerves out.
Yes, get

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them out. Now. Now, loosen
up the throat. Booow!

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Booow! From the bottom to the top.

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Yag, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

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Nah, nah, nah, nah.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Good to go.

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Remember when I started
coaching you when you

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were embarrassed to do that?
I miss those days.

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Hannah!

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I am so happy you guys are
here, are you having fun?

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Tons of. Except there's this
weird girl in your dressing room

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who keeps sticking her tongue
in the chocolate fountain.

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She looks like my dog in a rain puddle.

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Hannah!

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You know her?

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Traci and Evan, this is my friend, um...

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Lola Luftnagle. Daughter of
Oil Baron Rudolf Luftnagle,

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sister of socialites Bunny
and Kiki Luftnagle,

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cousin of... but you can call me Lola.
Strawberry?

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Oops! My bad.

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Yes, it is.

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Soooo, are you guys gonna hang back stage?

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Oh, that'd be so cool.
We can hang together.

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But, then, who would sit in our seats?

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Good point. And it is getting
a little crowded back here.

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I know what you mean. Who let
some of these people backstage?

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Tell me about it. Well, hasta la pasta.

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What a loser.

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They seem nice. Maybe I
should go with them.

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Nooo! Because you're my good luck charm.

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My chocolate covered good luck charm.

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That's embarrassing.

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Oh, no, no one noticed. I'm
gonna need another towel.

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Okay, so just stay right here where
I can see you and no one else will.

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Just pretend those little feet
are nailed to the ground.

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Hannah Montana to the stage. It's showtime.

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Okay. Nailed right there. Okay. Na, na,
na, na, na, na, na! Booow! Yang. Wang.

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Don't worry, Hannah. Lola
will be right here for you.

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The bathroom's over here,

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Ms. Stefani.

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Gwen Stefani! Gwen, wait up. Babe,
I'll go with you. Gweni? Gwendola?

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Let's hear it, San Diego,
for Hannah Montana!

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Wake up!

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Darling, sometimes I wish you came with
a snooze alarm. So, what's this all about?

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Lilly. I don't know what to say to her.

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I mean, I don't want to hurt her feelings
but, she was so embarrassing backstage.

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Well, how bad was it?

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Let's just say Lilly made
a little unscheduled trip

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last night to Dork Flats, lowa.
Population: her.

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Come on, Mile, Lilly's

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just not used to being

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backstage. I'm sure
next time, she'll...

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Won't follow Gwen Stefani all
the way into the bathroom

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and ask her to sign her
protective seat cover?

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It ain't funny. Dad, you
don't know what it's like

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to have someone you love

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embarrass you all the time.

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I think I do.

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Hello? Lilly landing in three-two-one.

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That concert last night

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was so much fun.

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I had so much fun.

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Did you have so much fun?

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I had fun! Did you see that dreamy
boy in the third row? Wooo!

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We don't sound like that! And
he was in the second row.

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Come on, people. I make
pancakes with that milk!

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Oh, the Hannah line! It's always
somebody so cool! Let me get it, please!

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No, no, no, I'll get it. Yo-la!

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Hey, superstar.

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Hey, Trace, what's going on?

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We're throwing a little birthday
bash for Kelly tonight.

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Kelly! Kelly Clarkson? I can't believe
I'm actually going to Kelly's partaaay.

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Trace, hold on a sec. I'm not sure
if I can bring anybody, Lilly.

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Well, ask her.

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Ask her. Right. I should…ask her.

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Now.

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So, Trace, I can't bring anybody, right?

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Sure. Kelly said you can
bring anybody you want.

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Trace, it's Lola, I'll see you there!
Oh my gosh, I can't believe

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I'm actually going to a big,
Hollywood party! Excuse me.

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Hannah, I have a micro problem.

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I know, but Lilly... Lola is a really great
once you get to know her. Right. Okay. Bye.

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Lilly's not invited, is she?

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What do I do now, Dad? Look.
And that's before the party.

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I just wish there was some
type of magic spell which

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could stop people from acting
like total geeksicles!

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Me, too, honey. Me, too.

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Babe alert, eleven o'clock.

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Woo! Older woman checking me out.

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In your dreams, Oken.

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Normally, yes, but...

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She's only looking at you because
you're sitting next to me.

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Watch and learn, boys. But don't
applaud, it throws off my timing.

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Please pretend to like me,
those guys are watching.

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Oh, I don't have to pretend. You're cute.

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Really?

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Yes you are. You're just
the cutest little boy.

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Look at that face. And those
chubby, chubby cheeks!

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Not helping!

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I'm sorry, let me make it all better.
Do you want some candy?

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No, I don't want any candy.
What kind is it?

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Yuck it up, boys, I got
nougat on the first date.

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Now it's time for a real man.
It's Rico time.

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Yeah, it's Rico's bedtime. Prepare
to cry yourself to sleep.

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Hi. Please pretend to like me,
my boss's kid is watching.

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But I do like you.

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Oh!

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I'm Nina.

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Jackson.

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Look, I don't mean to be pushy...

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No, please, push. I like pushy.
Pushy's good.

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I'm a student at the Malibu
School of Beauty and I

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was just wondering if I
could borrow your head.

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What?

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Well, it's just that your hair is so
fantastic and I really need someone

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to practice on and I'd just give
anything to get my hands on it.

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Well, today's your lucky day.

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Anything is exactly my price.

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Here, have a seat.

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How do I do it?

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You got me.

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Or, I got you.

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Oh! Oh! Wow. That's... that's,
uh... that's-that's interesting.

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I'm so sorry. My parents
were right, I don't

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have what it takes
to be a beautician.

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No, no, of course you do. Don't worry.
We'll fix this. We'll fix this, right?

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Yeah. Let me just go
home and practice on my

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dog one more time.
I'll see you tomorrow.

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Par-tay, par-tay, par-tay!
Par-tay, par-tay, parr-tay!

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Everybody now! Par-tay, par-tay, part...
hey! What's wrong?

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Lilly, we have to talk.

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Well, let's talk on the way to the par-tay.

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No, Lilly, we have to talk now.

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Why? What's the matter?

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Okay. You know how we promised to
always be honest with each other?

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Yeah.

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No matter how hard it may be.

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You trying to tell me that this
shirt does not go with this hair?

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Okay, I'm just gonna come right
out and say this because

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you're my friend, Lilly,
and I owe you that much.

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The truth is... the party's been canceled.

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Hannah, I've been looking all over for you.
What are you doing out here?

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I'm waiting for my dad to come pick me up.

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But Kelly's not even here yet.

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I know. I guess I'm not
really in the party mood.

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Okay, love you, but you're
downing my vibe. T-T-Y-L.

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Hello?

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So, whatcha doing?

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Lilly? Um... I'm not doing anything.
Nothing.

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Just, just studying. I mean, no party.
Just me. Party of one.

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Oh, what's that?

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Oh. That's just Jackson
playing his stereo too

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loud. Jackson, turn it down!
I'm studying, fool!

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So, want to go to the mall tomorrow?

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Sure, the mall sounds like fun.

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Hannah Montana!

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Say cheese.

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Who's that?

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Just my dad ordering pizza. No,
Dad, I don't want extra cheese!

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Sorry, I got to hang up before
he goes all deep dish on me.

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Hi. I was just wondering
if you could be the

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good guy and not print
out that picture.

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Sure, sweetheart, no problem. Oh,
wait a minute, I'm not a good guy.

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Well, in that case, I'm not a good girl.

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Give me the camera!

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Get off me! What are you doing?
Hannah's not happy!

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Well, she was just trying to even out the
sides and-and get rid of the orange.

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I'm not going to say a thing.

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Well, thank you.

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Dad! Dad! Whatever happened to using
your own misery to write a song?

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I'm sorry, son, I only make fun
because I've been there myself.

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Heck, every guy has. But,
look on the bright side,

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at least you got yourself a
date with a pretty girl.

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Well, not yet.

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Well, then, you better hurry up before
somebody uses your head as a toilet brush.

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Ouch.

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Okay. That's all the papers
between Lilly's house

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and here. Holy Moly!
How desperate are you?

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Look who's talking!

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At least I'm not the one

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taking Hannah's wild ride.

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Weee!

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Listen, Shmohawk, I don't
care what I have to do. If.

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Lilly finds out why I didn't
take her to the party,

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it'll crush her. I'm not
gonna let that happen.

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Well, darling, then you better make those
newspapers disappear. Lilly in ten.

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Ready?

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For what?

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The mall. I got to pick out
a slamming outfit for the

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next party. I mean, I wouldn't
want to embarrass you.

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No, we wouldn't want that.
So, let's go to the mall.

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Yeah, the good old mall with
that big newsstand and all those

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people talking about what's in
the news and who's in the news.

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On the other hand, the beach
sounds like fun, too.

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But the mall has cute clothes.

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But the beach has cute boys.

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To the beach!

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Go!

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Guys, there you are.
You'll never guess who

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made the cover of the
entertainment section.

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Who?

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Hey, Oliver, go long!

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Too loooong!

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You know what? I'm hungry.
Let's eat. Hungry,

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hungry, hungry, hungry,
hungry, hungry.

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You know what? There is one hot grandpa.

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There was a bee. A big bee. I
think I got it. You're welcome.

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Seriously, I want you guys to see this!

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Hey, dude with the board!

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Never mind! You know what?
It's getting really

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crowded back here. Hey, let's
go look for sea glass.

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Okay. Cross your fingers.
I think I fixed it.

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Why do I feel a breeze on my head?
Why do I feel my head?

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Oh. Well, at least I know you're done.

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Oh, I messed up again!

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No, no, no. It's okay. Um, when it
grows back out you can try again.

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You'd really let me try again?

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Well, sure.

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I can't take this anymore. You're bald!
Why aren't you mad at me?

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Well, it's not like you did it on purpose.

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But, I did.

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Why? Why would anyb... Oh, no.
Something smells like Rico.

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The kid paid me. I never would have
done it if I'd known you were so nice.

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I just wish I could help you get him back.

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Well, I'm sorry, I'm
just too upset to think

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about revenge right now.
Okay, I'm over it.

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Tell me again what Jackson looked
like when he realized it was me.

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Don't forget the scream.
That's my favorite part.

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Life just doesn't get any better than this.
Okay, make me look Friday night fresh.

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You got it. Just close your
eyes, sit back, and relax.

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Uh, not too much off the sides now.

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Mm-hm.

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Wow, I've got enough sea glass to
make a coffee table. What about you?

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I've got enough sea glass to
never, ever look for it again.

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Oh. Oh-ho, are the comics in here?
We didn't

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get our paper today.
Nobody on our block did.

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Who really cares about the comics?
I mean, the fat lazy cats and

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the pumpkin-headed kid who's always
trying to kick that football...

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Boring! Let's just talk. We never talk.

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We talked all day.

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You know what? Good point. I'm tired of my
own voice. Let's listen to someone else's.

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Next on This Week In
Hollywood, what pouty

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pop princess pummeled a
paparazzi last ni...

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But I wanted to see that!

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No, you don't.

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Why is your couch so lumpy?

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Oh, speaking of lumpy.
Let's make some oatmeal.

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Nothing like a big bowl of oatmeal
after a long day at the beach.

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Ooh, the Hannah phone!

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No!

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Hello, Hannah Montana's
close personal friend Lola

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here. Oh my gosh, Kelly!
It's Kelly Clarkson! Hello.

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Lilly, give me the phone.

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So, Kelly Felly, sorry to
hear the party was canceled.

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Lilly, give me the phone!

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What do you mean? Hannah said.

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Lilly, don't listen to her!
She doesn't like

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me! Professional jealousy!
Petty, petty girl!

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Okay, I'll tell her you called. Bye.

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Lilly, I can explain. The
only reason I didn't

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tell you about the
party is because I...

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You didn't want me there?

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It wasn't me that didn't
want you there, it was...

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Traci and Evan?

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Yeah, they kind of thought you were uncool.

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Even after you told them how cool I was?
You didn't tell them that, did you?

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Not exactly. No, Lilly, wait.

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You don't need them as your friend.
You've got me.

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But if you were really my friend,
you'd tell me the truth.

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Okay, I'll come right out and say it.

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You spit food on people, you
follow them into the bathroom,

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and you walked around for about
an hour with a chocolate beard.

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Oh, how embarrassing. Why am I such a dork?

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Why do I always do that? Lilly,
when are you ever going to learn?

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No, Lilly, don't be so hard on yourself.
I mean, the first time I saw

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the chocolate fountain, I poured
about half of it into my purse.

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You're just saying that
to make me feel better.

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What the heck are all
these newspapers?

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I'll tell you what they are. They're
me not being a good friend.

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I got caught leaving the party early
and I didn't want you to know.

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Why were you leaving early?

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Because it was no fun without you there.

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Really?

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Yeah. And you know what? It's
never gonna happen again.

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We don't have to do this.
We're still best friends.

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I know, that's exactly
why I have to do this.

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Hannah, it's so awesome to see you with...
Her. What was it again? Lola Loser-nagle?

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It's Luftnagle! It is Luftnagle, right?

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I think.

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Well, whatever it is,
she's not on the list.

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You know what? I like
you, Trace, but if you

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want to be my friend,
she's part of the deal.

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But she's just so uncool.

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Not as uncool as you were
when you shot a snot

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rocket so big it hit
both of the Olsen twins.

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That's not fair. You know
I have sinus problems.

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Well, we all have problems.
But a good friend

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doesn't bail on you
when you have them.

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I didn't bail on you with the twins
and I'm not gonna bail on Lilly.

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Lola.

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Right.

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Okay, fine. But tell anyone about
the snot rocket and you're out.

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Deal.

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Meet you in there.

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Well, what you did for
your friend was real nice.

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I think so, too. Is that Orlando Bloom?
I'm cool. I'm cool.

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Just go for it.

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Thanks!

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She is kind of a dork.

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I know. But she's my dork.

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Orlando!

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Oh, that's real smart. Laugh at the
person who's handling your food!

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You tell him, cue ball.

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Thanks, Mini-Me.

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Hey, we may look alike,

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but we will never be the same.

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You know, I think what we
learned here is that there are

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no winners in a war like this.
Only hairless casualties.

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You're right. Maybe we
should call a truce. Deal?

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Deal.

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Ah!

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You're good.

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You're good.