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Honey, you're not actually meeting the
queen until Sunday. You look fine.

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Yeah, you're right.

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But, you don't.

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Okay, darling, that may work for the
Backstreet Boys but, not quite my style.

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Now, Ms. Montana,

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prior to your performance
on Sunday for the Queen's

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granddaughter, you will be
introduced to her Royal Majesty.

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I'm gonna meet the Queen, whoo!
I'm gonna meet the Queen, whoo!

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Not if you do that, whoo!

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Now, when cued, what you
will do is the following.

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Right foot behind left heel, knees bent,
curtsy and say "Hello, Your Majesty."

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Hello, Your Majesty.

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No, no, no. Lower.

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"Hello, Your Majesty."

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No, I meant, get lower.

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Oh? Hello, Your Majesty.

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I'm talking about the curtsy.

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Hello? Hey, Ma.

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Yeah, look, we're right in the middle of
rehearsing to meet the Queen, can I...

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No, no, no, no, not Latifah.

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Hey, Simon, when I met that queen, all I
had to rehearse was “whassup, girlfriend?”

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You get it?

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Yes, unfortunately I did.

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Mom, I'm talking about
the Queen of England.

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Yeah. Look, I'm kind of
busy right now so can we...

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Yes, I know she didn't birth me.

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Mamaw means well, it's just
when things don't go just

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the way she likes them,
she can be a royal pain.

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The Queen's granddaughter would like her
pony groomed and brought to her room.

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Trust me, there's no royal
pain like "the royal pain."

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Gwendolyn, I'll be needing a bucket
of sudsies and my pony sponge.

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He thinks he's got problems.

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Your mamaw says she's
flying in from Tennessee.

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She's in a cab on the way
to the house right now.

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Dad, don't panic. We
only left Jackson home

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alone for an hour. How
much damage could he do?

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We got to move.

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Egg rolls, pizza, taquitos,

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I leave you at home alone for
an hour and come back and this

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place has turned in to the
International House of Leftovers.

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Take it easy, Dad. It's just Mamaw.

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Just Mamaw?

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You're talking about the
woman that gave me life...

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And who never lets me forget it.

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But, this time I'm not giving her anything
to complain about. Now get rid of this.

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I'm on it.

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Hey! Hey!

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Hello, people! Mamaw's cab just came up.
It's Mamaw time.

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Fasten your seat belts.

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Tip? You want a tip? If
you are not gonna use

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deodorant make sure your
back windows roll down.

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Well, at least she's in a good mood.

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Now you all just sit here and
act like you're two perfect

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little angels who always
listen to their father.

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Just pretend.

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What is this doing here?

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I lost the remote, I needed something
to change the channels with.

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Hey, give me that. Cut it out.

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Give me...

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Fighting over a loaf of bread?

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Robby Ray Stewart, don't
you feed these children?

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It's a good thing I got a
purse full of hard candies.

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Mamaw!

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Hey, Mom, it's so good to see you.

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Oh, it's good to see
you too, sweetie pie.

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Hey, by the way, you got
a loose step outside.

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If we weren't blood, I would sue you.

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What do you think, Ma?

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Your baby boy's got himself

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a beach house in Malibu.

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Well, my, I should say you sure

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are living high on the hog.

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Quite a few hogs by the looks of it.

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So, uh, how long you say you're staying?

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Oh, now don't you worry, sweetie,
I'm only here for the weekend.

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You can go back to taking food out
of your children's mouths on Monday.

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Well, this is great, Mamaw.

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Now you get to come with

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us to meet the Queen.

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Well, that sounds like fun, sweetie.

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Yeah, and I get to perform my new song

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for her and then I But the
real reason that I am here

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is because Jackson has made it into the
finals of a big LA volleyball tournament.

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Oh, yeah!

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Ah. That reminds me, I have

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got something for you.

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Oh.

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I have never been so proud of a
grandchild in my whole life.

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Did I mention I was meeting the Queen?

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Now don't worry about it, baby doll,

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Mamaw's going to have time to do both.

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Queen is in the morning and the
tournament is not till afternoon.

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But, Daddy, she's doing it again.

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Every time she comes, she treats Jackson

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like he's an angel
and I'm invisible.

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Hm.

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Robby Ray, put that down!
How big do you want to get?

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Trust me, honey, sometimes being
invisible has its advantages.

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Now, way back in sixty-four,
when this old bag 'o bones was

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on the Olympic Volleyball team,
I wore my lucky wristband.

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Oh, this is so cool! Thanks, Mamaw.

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Wow, that's so great of you to bring
something so special for Jackson.

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Oh, well, you don't think I forgot
about you now, do you, sweetie?

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Let me see. What have I
got in here for you?

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Well, I know how much you love music,
so I brought you airplane headphones!

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Wow. I don't know what to say.

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You might want to disinfect those.
I took them

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off the old guy that was
sitting next to me.

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You can make a candle with
the earwax on those things.

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A twofer.

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Come on, you got to do better than that if
you're going to be a volleyball champion!

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Your Mamaw can do better! Heck,
your Mamaw is doing better!

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Ow! Ow! Cramp in the leg. Cramp
in the... Oh, I'm going down.

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Oh!

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Jackson, oh, come on now, get up, baby.

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If I stop now at my age I'm going to lock
up like the Yarn Barn at nine o' clock.

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Come on, I'll stretch you out.

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There you go. Embrace the pain.

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Good. You're going to
thank me for this later.

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Hey, Miley, I got your message. Waxy
airplane earphones? You're kidding, right?

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With little gray hairs
still stuck to them.

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I don't understand, Lilly.
I'm always nice to her.

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And I even complimented
her orthopedic shoes.

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Trust me, Lilly, those
were "Franken boots."

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Listen, Miley, I know you think she might
like Jackson more, but that can't be true.

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It is. It's like I don't exist and
she has him up on a pedestal.

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Oh, come on.

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No, you come on.

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That's my little champion.

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I don't even think she wants
to come watch me perform

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for the Queen. I don't
know, Lilly, what do I do?

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I have an idea! And it's so
simple, you're going to love it!

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What?

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Dump granny and take me.

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No. She's going.

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She's going if I have to

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tie her up like a deer

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and strap her to the

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hood of my daddy's car.

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Topher sets for Jackson. Jackson
leaps and... Right into the net.

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What? If I'm going to announce the
tournament, I need to practice too.

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If you're going to announce for the
tournament, you'll need to be alive.

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Oooh!

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Jackson takes the set from Topher and...

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Oliver, do you have the sound of a
truck running over a microphone?

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Nope, I don't have that one.

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You will if you push another button.

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You, kiddo, you are doing great. You
just need a little more knee bend.

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And you, sweetheart, you either
get your head into this game

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or I'm going to have a senior
moment all over your keister.

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Uh, I'm sorry for screwing up. I
guess I'm just a little nervous.

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Well, you're supposed to be.
But you are a Stewart,

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and Stewarts do not lose. Now,
you want this, don't you?

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I do! Of course you do.
So, stop your moping.

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Finger slipped. My bad.

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Come on. I'm going to set for you.

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Okay. Bend those knees...

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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

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One, two, three, four.

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That was great, honey.

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For heaven's sake, that woman
is over three hours late.

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Who does she think she is?
The Queen of England.

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Well, it's still no excuse.

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She's right, I got the biggest match of my
life in an hour. I shouldn't even be here!

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Don't worry, son, it's
all going to work out?

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When? I'm starting to tighten up.

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Not good. You want me to
stretch you out again?

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No, no, no! I'm fine!

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Excuse me,

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but the Queen has been
delayed at the state

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fair where her
granddaughter washed down

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chili cheese fries with a grape slushy
producing a royal and colorful upchuck.

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Oh, for heaven's sake, just hose
her off and get her over here!

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I think what my mom's trying to say
is we got another commitment, so...

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Oh, not a problem. I'll
just tell the Queen you

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stood her up for a
monster truck jamboree.

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You think if there was a monster
truck jamboree anywhere

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within spitting distance of
this place we'd be here?

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Daddy?

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I guess we'll just wait.

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Duh.

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Well, this is crazy. We can't wait!
Yo, Hamlet!

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You get your Queen
on the horn, a-sap!

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Ma? Get back here, Ma!

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You cannot give a grown man a wedgy!

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She's going to insult the
Queen and ruin my command

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performance all because
of her "little Jackson."

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It's always about you.

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Me? Well, it's never about me!

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Everything in this family
revolves around you.

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What are you talking about?

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If it's not the Queen, it's a concert. If
it's not a concert, it's a CD signing.

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I mean, face it, no matter
how important something is

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to me, it always comes in
second to Hannah Montana.

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Come on, Jackson, you
know that's not true.

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Yes it is.

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Where are you going?

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To my volleyball match. Something
that's important to me!

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Tell the Queen I said hellooo!

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For heaven's sake, Robby Ray,
I wasn't going to hit him.

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I just wanted to give him a
little Tennessee talking to.

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Yeah, last time you gave
someone a little Tennessee

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talking to, the Air Marshal
made him land the plane.

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Ask for an extra bag of
peanuts and all of a

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sudden you are a threat
to national security.

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Where is Jackson?

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He left for his volleyball tournament.
So I suppose you want to go now too.

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Well, if I don't, who will? I don't see
either one of you heading for the door.

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Ma, you don't think we
want to be there for him?

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Of course we do. But we're kind of caught
between the Queen and a hard place here.

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And so once again Jackson gets
the short end of the stick.

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Mom, that's not fair.

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It is too fair!

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Now, I know you both love him, but you're
so busy taking care of Hannah Montana,

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you're letting poor Jackson
Stewart fall through the cracks.

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Mamaw you're so busy with Jackson you're
letting me fall through the cracks.

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Oh, Miley, sweetie. Just forget it.

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Uh... No, hold up. I need to do this.

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Miley,

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sweetie.

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I am sorry if I made you
think that I don't care.

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But the truth is, I love you very much and
I am so proud of everything that you do.

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Really?

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You've never said that to me before.

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Well, I guess I'm so busy
making sure that Jackson

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gets some attention, there
wasn't enough left for you.

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Mamaw, do you know how that makes me feel?

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Kind of invisible?

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Yeah.

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Maybe that's the way your
brother feels all the time.

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Really?

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He never said anything.

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What's he going to say, sweetie?
Don't be Hannah Montana?

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He wouldn't be a very good brother
if he said that now, would he?

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No, I guess not.

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And I guess I wouldn't be a very
good sister if I made you stay here.

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Go. We'll catch up with you later.

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I love you, kiddo. You rock that Queen's
world. I cannot wait to hear all about it.

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Thanks, Ma.

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It's nice to see the soft
side of you once in a while.

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I appreciate that, baby boy.
And you stay away from that

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dessert table or all of your
sides are going to be soft.

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00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,860
I was a chubby child. She
could never let that go.

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I feel awful, Daddy, we're going
to miss Jackson all because of me.

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It's not your fault.
There's nothing you can

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do unless you know some
way to speed up time.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen.

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Sweet mercy, that woman makes
a snail look like a cheetah.

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You ready, darling?

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Let's pick it up, Daddy!

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Excuse me, partner,
I'll take it from here.

252
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,270
Oh, this can't be good.

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Yee-haw!

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The Queen, ladies and gentlemen!

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00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,380
Okay, hit it, Robbie Ray!

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Guitar solo!

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Woo! Robby Ray, ladies and gentlemen!
You've been a

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beautiful audience, pip-pip,
tah-tah, cheer-io, goodnight!

259
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:56,150
Simon? Have we just been punked?

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There is my future champion.
What are you doing?

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I have to forfeit.

262
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:10,580
What?

263
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,539
Topher called, he's got the flu.

264
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,109
Well, that's no excuse.

265
00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:17,199
Heck, during the Olympic
qualifiers I got food poisoning.

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00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,040
I blew chunks all over the court.
The other team was

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sliding all over the place.
We won in a landslide.

268
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,100
Forget it, Mamaw. He's not coming.

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00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,290
Can you believe it? I think I
could have won this thing.

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And now I don't even
get the chance to try.

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Oh, yes you do, young man.

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00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,800
I did not fly all the
way out here from.

273
00:16:35,812 --> 00:16:37,884
Tennessee just to watch
you throw in the towel.

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00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,540
But I don't have a partner.

275
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:41,730
You mean you didn't have a partner.

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00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:43,410
Oh no.

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00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,540
Oh yes.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have
a last-minute substitution.

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Jackson Stewart will now
be playing with the

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woman who puts the
"ruth" in "ruthless"...

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Slamming Mamaw Stewart.

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00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:08,180
Oh, you're kidding, right?

283
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:11,419
Well, I just didn't want my
grandson to have to forfeit.

284
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,850
So I would appreciate it if
y'all would go easy on us.

285
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,610
Sure. No problem.

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00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,680
Jackson serves the ball.

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It's returned over the net.
Jackson sets to Ruth...

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00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:28,810
She spikes it home!

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00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,370
Hey! Hey! What was that?

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00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,580
Well, I didn't say we were
going easy on you, slick!

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00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,410
All right! Bring it on, grandma!

292
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,910
Oh, it's on. It's on. It's
on like mud on a pig.

293
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,760
We made it. Come on, there's some seats.

294
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,719
Hey, y'all, what's the score?

295
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,800
If Jackson scores the next point they win.
Oh my gosh, you're Hannah Montana!

296
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:33,720
Lilly, you've known this for months.
Helloooo! Get over it.

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00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,760
No, I mean you're Hannah Montana now!

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00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,520
Oh no! This is supposed
to be Jackson's big

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moment. Hannah Montana
can't spoil it.

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00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,160
Start crawling, we'll
get you to the stands.

301
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,680
This is it. Jackson Stewart
serving for the Gold.

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00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,920
This is, without a doubt, the most
important serve of young Stewart's life.

303
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,720
If he blows this...

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00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,640
Son, you sound a whole lot
better when no one can hear you.

305
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,600
All right, sweetie. This is it.
Just like in practice. Relax.

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00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,280
The crowd is here for you.
Everybody is here for you.

307
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,520
Not everybody. Look again.

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00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,360
Way to go, Jackson!

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00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,480
Hey, look! It's Hannah Montana!

310
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,680
No, it's not!

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00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,520
She's under the stands!

312
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,600
No, I'm not!

313
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,320
Way to go, son. I better
go check your sister.

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00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,840
Clear the way! Clear out!

315
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,999
Amazing. Even when I win, it's
still all about Hannah Montana.

316
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,040
No it is not. This is all
about you, sweetie. You won.

317
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:14,600
And nobody can take that away from you.
Now, give me my trophy.

318
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,400
I'm just kidding you.

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00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,600
Jackson, I got something I want
to say to you and when I do,

320
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,400
I don't want this caterpillar on my lip.

321
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:30,680
I'm proud of you, son.

322
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,240
Thanks.

323
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,680
Well, why don't I give you two some time.

324
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,079
Besides, your grandma's in the car alone

325
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,040
and sooner or later she's
going to sniff out

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00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,960
those pork rinds I got
hid under the seat.

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00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,240
Congratulations.

328
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,720
Thanks.

329
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,360
Look, I'm sorry.

330
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,760
I didn't mean to mess this up for you.
It seems Hannah Montana does that a lot.

331
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,120
It's okay.

332
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,880
No, it's not. I wouldn't
blame you if you hated me.

333
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,920
I don't hate you, Miles.

334
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,200
Okay, sure, I'd like a little
more attention sometimes, but

335
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:09,760
at the end of the day, I like who I am.
And that's all that really counts.

336
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,800
So you're not mad about today?

337
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,640
My sister and my dad blew off
the Queen of England just

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00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,320
to watch me play volleyball.
How could I be mad at that?

339
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,040
I think this is the nicest
conversation we've ever had.

340
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,160
I know.

341
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,680
And if you tell anybody
about it, I'll deny it.

342
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,760
What conversation?

343
00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:32,890
That's my little sis.

344
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,040
Coming through!

345
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,719
Give me back my pork rinds, Ma!

346
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,200
If you'd quit eating all this fried
garbage, maybe you could catch me!

347
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:51,800
You know, I do give Robby Ray a hard time,
but the truth is, he is doing a great job.

348
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,840
So, you ready to go down
like a rodeo clown?

349
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,960
Bring it on, sister.

350
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,320
Somebody ain't going to
be happy when they lose.

351
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,560
Please, Lord, let it be the Queen.

352
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,200
Who's going to save the queen now?

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00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,440
Don't hate the player. Hate the game.