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So, what'd you think?

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Those pajamas are so cute.

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I was talking about the song.

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Oh, love that, too, but I can't wear it.

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When we're at the mall tomorrow, I
want to get something cool to wear.

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Oh, I forgot. Publicity thing.
What about Saturday?

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Uh, Saturday, Saturday... Can't. Laker
game with my dad. How about Sunday?

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Yeah, I think I...

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Can't. Costume fitting Sunday morning.
What about Sunday afternoon?

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Uh, nope. Three o'clock
dinner with my grandparents.

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I love them but they
smell like oat...

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Meal.

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Oh, I love the smell of oatmeal.

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Not when it's mixed with mouthwash and
my grandmother's BO. This is crazy.

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What?

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We haven't had any Miley-Lilly
time in, like, forever.

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I know. I miss it, too.

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Then how about Tuesday after school?

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Ooh, sounds perfect, but, I'm
trying out for the cheer...

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Leading squad. Oh, hey, why
don't you try out with me?

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Cheerleading?

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Give me an "n"! Give me an "o"!
What's that spell? No.

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Yeah, no time together. Come on.

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You can get this.

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We won't regret this.

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We'll be together,

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best friends forever!

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When you cheer this way, I
have to say, "Okay." I know

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you must be right, but now I have...
stage fright.

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Oh. Say good night, Lola.

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Good night, Lola!

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Hey, Dad, is the sink still clogged?

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No, son, I unclogged the sink hours ago,

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now I'm just working on my triceps.

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Well here, let me help.

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Really? Sure. If you lean into it like
this, you get your deltoids, too.

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Maybe I'll just bench
press you out the window.

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Are you working on your pecs or
your delts? Make up your mind!

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Oh, heck with this.

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I'm already late for a meeting.

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I'm just going to call the plumber.

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I can't believe it,

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the drain's already clogged now

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I'm going to throw eighty

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dollars an hour down it.

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Plumbers make eighty dollars an hour?

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Well, I'll do it for fifty.

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You know what?

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I'm so late

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I'm going to take you up

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on that little deal.

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Wait a minute, if I would've
known you we're going

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to cave that fast, I would've
asked for like, sixty.

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And I was willing to give
you seventy-five. Oh!

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All right, here we go!

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Wait a minute. If I'm going to be a
plumber, I'm going to do this right.

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Oh, yeah. Ooh, that breeze feels nice.

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Quickest fifty bucks I'll ever make.

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Oh, man, I hated that broccoli
casserole the first time.

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We've got pride!

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On our side!

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You know it, we show it! We've got pride!

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Okay. So, that's the pride cheer,
with optional Herkie. Any questions?

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A couple. First, what
the heckie is a Herkie?

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And second, if one of these is a
pom-pom, does that make two of them

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pom-pom-pom-poms?

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These are the questions that haunt me.

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Show me what you got.

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Go ahead.

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Go team.

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Throw the ball.

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Go team.

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To the mall!

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Lilly, we're doing this
to spend time together.

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That's not going to happen if
I'm on the team and you're not.

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Okay, so just watch me, all right?

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And one-two-three-four.
Move and squat, arms up and

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jump. Twirl, clap, arms up and jump.
Okay, now you try.

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Okay, move and squat and
arms and jump and clap

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and arms and twirl, and
twirling and twirling.

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How's that?

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Now-Now why is it that
when I ended up on the

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couch like that you
grounded me for a week?

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That's because you jumped
all the way from the piano.

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Sixteen feet a new personal best baby!

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So I'm guessing you're
going to be the only

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cheerleader there with
pom-poms and a helmet.

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Uh, help.

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Hey, uh, Jackson. Where's Miley?

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Don't know.

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When's she gonna be back?

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Don't care.

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Could you tell her I stopped by?

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Don't count on it.

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There, I'm through.

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Uh, hey, uh, Jackson?

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Uh, not right now, kid. I'm
about ready to hit pay dirt.

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Jackson, turn it off!

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Jackson!

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Why does this always happen to me?

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I was kind of thinking the same thing.

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Dominate the floor.

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Pirates make that score!

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Give it all you got!

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Pirates make that shot!

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Ow! I can't believe I broke a nail!

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Anyway, yeah, team!

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Uh, Amber, that was a wonderful effort.

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Ooh, every time you fell,
you got right back

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up again. Even when I
begged you to stay down.

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Everyone give it up for the effort.

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Okay, moving on.

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She doesn't like you because you're
too pretty and you threaten her.

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Story of my life!

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Okay, Stewart. Show me your stuff!

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Okay.

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They've got our ball,

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we want it back.

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They've got our ball,

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we want it back.

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They've got our ball...

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You want it back. I get it.
What else you got?

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Ooh, I got a good one.

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And slide and slide and do the butterfly!

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And dip and dip and shake my little hips,

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I want you and you, to cheer it
with me to! Wow! Way to go, baby.

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When I asked you to bring it, you
brought it. Now take it over there.

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Lilly Truscott. Come on down! You're the
next contestant on "The Coach Is Right!"

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Okay, Truscott, you're the last one.
The next minute

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of my life is yours. Don't waste it.
Let's go.

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Dominate the floor,

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Pirates raise that score,

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give it a shot... Sorry, I
mean... Give it all you got,

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Pirates take that... make that shot! Yay!

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Well, wasn't that something?

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Uh, can I try something
a little different?

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Yeah. Something different would be good.

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Oh no, I can't watch this I
only taught her one cheer.

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You might be good at football.

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You might be good at track.

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But when it comes to basketball
You might as well step back!

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Come on, step back. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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W-Wow! Where did that come from?

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I just did all my skateboarding
stunts without my skateboard!

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Well, you know what put the
skateboard away and grab a uniform.

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You're on the squad!

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Yay!

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And Stewart, I love your enthusiasm.

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It is part of what makes you
perfect for a position of great

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responsibility on this squad and I
think you know what I'm talking about.

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I think I do. She's going to
make me head cheerleader.

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Congratulations to our new mascot!

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Yeah! Mas... What?

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Everyone say hello to Pirate Pete! Argh!

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Argh?

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We're number one.

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Not number two.

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And we're gonna beat
the whoops out of you!

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Testing, testing.

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Five-five-five-oh-one-two-one,
five-five-five-oh-one-two-one.

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That's my number, ladies and the
tenth caller gets a date with moi.

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Hello, lucky tenth caller.

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Knock it off, Oken! Sorry, Coach.

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Argh! I'm a pirate!
Why am I riding a tricycle?

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This is not a tricycle.
This is your pirate ship.

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Own it! Sell it! Make
the crowd believe it!

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I don't even believe it.

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Dominate the floor!

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Pirates make that score!

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Give it all you got!

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00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,080
Pirates make that shot!

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Perfect! Fantastic!
You girls are the best.

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There's not a girl in this school
who doesn't wish they were you.

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Oh, hi, Stewart.

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Coach, I put this on my head and
it smells like a litter box.

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Don't worry.
I think I've got something that might help.

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00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:46,360
Oh, man there's gum stuck in here.

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00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,760
Air fresheners!
Do you want to smell like a pine forest,

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a tropical breeze, or a brand new car?

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I want to smell like a cheerleader.

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They don't make that scent.
Now get back out there and show

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me a little less Miley and a lot
more pedaling pirate. Argh!

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I am so glad you talked me into this.
It's a blast.

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Oh yeah! You should see
it from inside here.

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And the best part is, we're back to
having Miley-Lilly time. Got to go.

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I know you feel bad about not
making the squad, but look.

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Argh.

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See? I told you it would
make you feel better.

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Oh yeah, that's right, you
run from Pirate Pete!

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00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,440
If this thing had a plank.
You'd be walking it!

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00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:50,680
Hey, Jackson. Miley left her head
at practice. You get it? Her head.

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Don't know.

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But I didn't ask that.

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Don't care.

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Will you stop?

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Don't count on it.

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00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,040
Well, hey, check this out.

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00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,400
One sec. Ready.

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00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,840
Man, it was a little water
and some unidentifiable sludge.

200
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,840
Get a tetanus shot
and buck up, little camper.

201
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,600
Ah, check it out! It's perfect!

202
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,880
How did you do that?

203
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,040
I have absolutely no idea.

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00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,760
I did know I had to work fast though.
Went under

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00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,000
the house, it was dark,
I got bit by spiders.

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00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,960
Man, I wouldn't be surprised if I wake
up tomorrow with super spidey powers.

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00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:31,760
Hey, check this out.

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00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,800
That, sir, was the sweet and sour sound
of fifty dollars going in my pocket.

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00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,000
Jackson!

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00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,480
What's that sound?

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00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,920
Jackson!

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00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,360
Man, I gotta get out of here!

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00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,760
Dang it!

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00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,480
I know that it looks like I messed up,

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00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:14,239
but technically the job was to
unclog the sink and the sink's

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00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,800
unclogged. Now, I do take personal
checks, but I prefer cash.

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00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,400
And I prefer not to shower in moo shu pork

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00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,080
and lunch is on me

219
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:26,680
and now it's on you.

220
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,640
Oh no, it's following me.

221
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,960
Hey, Mile. How's it going?

222
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,080
I feel like I've been dumped on all day.

223
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,760
Yeah, I know the feeling.

224
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,880
I did this cheerleading thing to be
with Lilly and now she's a cheerleader

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00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,640
and I'm a lame pirate! And yes,
I'm talking to you stinky.

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00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,640
Whoa. That's a relief.
I thought it was me.

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00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,039
I mean, I don't know what to do. I'm not
having any fun. I just wish I could quit.

228
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,080
Well, then why don't you?

229
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,400
What?

230
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,400
I mean heck I don't know any
friendship that's worth

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wearing a smelly old pirate head.
The heck with Lilly.

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00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,680
How can you say that?
She's my best friend.

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00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,320
She's more important to me than...

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00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,720
Wait, a minute

235
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did you do that on purpose.

236
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,640
Did what?

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00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,800
Get all Jedi mind-tricky on me again.

238
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,520
Thanks, Dad. I'm gonna go take a shower.

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00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:30,160
Uh, unless you are in the mood for a moo
shuey shampooey, I wouldn't do that.

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00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:40,720
And your score at halftime, the
Fillmore Flamingos fifty-eight,

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00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:44,480
and your Seaview Pirates...
less than that.

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00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,960
Way less than that,

243
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,320
but let's not think about that,
let's think about your lovely.

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00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,160
Seaview Pirettes! That's
five-five-five-oh-one-two-seven.

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00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,640
Go, go!

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00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:12,120
What's that I hear? Uh, oh cannon fire?
It's Pirate Pete!

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00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:16,320
Argh! Argh! Let's chop up them
flamingo's and feed them to the sharks!

248
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Avast ye landlubbers! Shiver me timbers!

249
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Shiver your timbers over there!
I-I can't see the cheerleaders!

250
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:28,280
Oh, Sorry. I mean... sorry, matey.
Back it up! Whoa!

251
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,040
You're paying for that
popcorn, you fat headed freak!

252
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,960
Shove off, matey!

253
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,920
Hey, stop it, I can't see.

254
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,400
No! Not my soundboard!

255
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,240
Sorry Oliver!

256
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:51,120
What are you doing? A mascot never takes
off her head! It ruins the illusion!

257
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:55,160
What illusion? I'm a
pirate on a pink tricycle!

258
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,999
Look, just stay on the sidelines
and watch the pretty cheerleaders.

259
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We're number one

260
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not number two.

261
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,199
We're going to beat

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the whoops out of you. Take a hike, Pinky.
I'm not in the mood.

263
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,700
I said back off!

264
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,080
Bring it on birdie!

265
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,479
Why you little! Hey! Stop it!

266
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,960
Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh,
I'm gonna get you for that.

267
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,400
Hey, no pecking! How do you
think I got this eye patch?

268
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,799
I'm sorry, coach, I was just trying
to be the best mascot I could be.

269
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And I think you were.
That's what's so sad.

270
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,040
But I'll be better next time.

271
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,320
There won't be a next time, will there?

272
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,840
Listen, sweetie, some people just aren't
meant to perform in front of crowds.

273
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,640
What I'm trying to say
is, Beyoncé you're not.

274
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Turn in your head,

275
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,320
but have it dry cleaned first.

276
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,600
Hey, what happened?

277
00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,920
I got fired.

278
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,639
I'm sorry, Lilly, I really
wanted this to work out, but

279
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,200
we can find something else
we can do together. Come on.

280
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,520
What do you mean, "come on"? I
have to go back out and cheer.

281
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,200
Why would you go back out if I'm not here?

282
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,200
Because... well, I like it.

283
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,680
But we only did this so
we could be together.

284
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,640
That's before I saw how cute
I look in this uniform.

285
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,520
So a uniform's more important
than our friendship?

286
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:30,839
No, but... Miley, can we not do this right
now? I have a big Herkie coming up!

287
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,480
You didn't even know what a Herkie
was until I taught it to you!

288
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,600
Truscott!

289
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:35,890
Look, I gotta go.

290
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,040
Well, so do I!

291
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,320
Mr. Stewart, you are one lucky man.

292
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,920
Uh, I'd feel a lot luckier if
I was talking to your face.

293
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,640
Oops, sorry,

294
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,200
was I showing again?

295
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,720
You get so used to the breeze,
you can't even tell anymore.

296
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,240
I know what you mean.

297
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:16,680
Your main line was so rusted, you were
one flush away from flooding the place,

298
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:20,200
but the work this boy did held it
all together until I got here.

299
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,920
Now, wait a minute, are you
talking bout my son Jackson?

300
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:24,960
Yeah.

301
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,920
This boy right here? My son?

302
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,000
Right. He didn't screw up?

303
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,560
He saved this place.

304
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:32,970
This boy did?

305
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,600
Yes!

306
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:35,680
Jackson?

307
00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:38,200
Yes! Son,

308
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,640
you've got the plumber's gift.

309
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,520
My boy had it, but he
decided to go to college.

310
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,120
Kids, they'll break your heart.

311
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,600
Well, I guess someone owes someone
an apology and fifty bucks.

312
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,560
You're right, Jackson. I
never thought I'd ever

313
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,560
say this, but, good job, son.
I'm proud of you.

314
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,680
"Good job, son. Good job. Thanks,
Jackson." You're welcome, Dad.

315
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,880
Yeah, I could get used to this.
Because I didn't screw up, I

316
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:18,760
didn't screw up, I didn't screw
up cha-cha, I didn't screw up!

317
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,720
Jackson, what was that?

318
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,200
Nothing!

319
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,160
It's time for my spidey escape.

320
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,040
Dang it, I got to get these things fixed.

321
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,800
Okay, now I'm ready to talk!

322
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,200
Well, now I can't. Hannah
Montana has a backstage

323
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,160
party at the Stones concert.
Why are you limping?

324
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,920
Because thanks to you, I couldn't
concentrate, and my Herkie was jerky.

325
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,159
Wow, that looks swollen.
Do you want some ice?

326
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,640
Don't you be nice to me when I'm mad
at you and yes, wrapped in a towel.

327
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:08,080
Ow.

328
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,149
Can you still cheer?

329
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,959
It doesn't matter anyway, I'm gonna quit.

330
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,800
What? You can't.

331
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,600
What are you talking about? You're
the one who told me I should!

332
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,880
Well, I was being selfish.

333
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,600
When I'm on stage performing,
and I look out to the

334
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,920
wings and you're always
right there cheering me on.

335
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,559
Well, I just want to do
the same thing for you.

336
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,360
Really?

337
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,200
Yeah, but I can't do that if you quit.

338
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,480
But if I don't quit, we'll never
get any Miley-Lilly time together

339
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,080
and I mean, it's not like you
can quit being Hannah Montana.

340
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,040
No,

341
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,040
but sometimes I can like tonight.

342
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,200
What are you doing?

343
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:45,200
I'm about to limp to the
mall with my friend, Lilly.

344
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,120
You're gonna give up the
Rolling Stones concert for me?

345
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,720
Please, those guys will still
be touring when they're ninety.

346
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,400
I thought they were ninety.

347
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,640
That's great! You're on the squad!

348
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,320
You hear that, ladies?
Smokin' Oken's on the squad.

349
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,120
Now you really have
something to cheer about.

350
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,520
Come on, it's not that bad! Is it?