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Oh, yeah, baby. I love you, too.

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Oh, man, not again.

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Yeah, meet your new girlfriend.

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Hey, Oken, is she your main squeeze?
Did you get it,

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“squeeze”? “Orange”? How do
I come up with that stuff?

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Hey, leave him alone.

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Yeah, nobody picks on Oliver but us.

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That's right... Hey!

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I mean, if we were going to
pick on Oliver, we easily

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could've said, "Oh man,
you make an ugly girl."

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But we didn't. Even though it's true.

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Thanks. Hey!

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Okay, people, it's pop quiz time!

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First question: Who can tell me why
this is the worst day of my life?

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Ooh, ooh, I... Let it go, man. Let it go.

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You got passed over for
principal again, Mr. Picker?

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That's right, Oken, poke the bear with a
stick. By the way, that's not your color.

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No, my rapture today is because I
lost a bet with Coach Hendricks

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and I am now the chaperone of
this year's class camping trip.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, no, don't moan. It'll be great,
sitting by the campfire, telling

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stories, being eaten alive by
disease-ridden bugs. Oh, joy.

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Come on, guys, camping's fun.
I do it all the time.

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Little Miss Miley Sunshine, trying
to turn my frown upside down.

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That's very sweet, and at this
moment, terribly annoying.

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Have your parents fill out
these forms so you can spend

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twenty-four glorious hours with
me and no indoor plumbing.

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Ew!

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I don't want to go to the
bathroom in the woods.

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I don't even like going here.

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Come on, guys, think about it:
sitting under the stars, breathing

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all that fresh mountain air,
surrounded by the sounds of nature.

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What are you doing?

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A chipmunk, duh.

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Could you be any more of a hillbilly?

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You know, um, I could've done a pig,
but you guys already got that covered.

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Mmm, what's that I smell?
Bacon that just got burned!

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Geeks.

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Freaks.

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Loser. Loser. Ooh.

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You do that stupid finger thing
one more time, and your...

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Whoa, cat fight on aisle five?

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Sir, we were just talking
about what a kick it's gonna

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be to get to know each other better.
Right, guys?

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Right. Yeah. Uh-huh. You bet.

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Good, you're sharing the
same tent together.

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What?

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Ninety-eight. I see you. Ninety-nine.
I'm coming to get ya. One

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hundred. Okay, darling, it's time for
me and you to do a little dance.

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Honey, you look terrible.

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Couldn't sleep. Feel sick.

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Wow. You know, you sound kind
of like that old mule that

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used to haul old fat Uncle
Earl up that hill to church.

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And look at that rash. That's it.

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You're not going on
that camping trip today.

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But, Daddy, I'm fine.

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Sorry, darling, but you're going back to
bed, and I guess I'll just have to call

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and cancel that interview I had set up
for Hannah Montana and Taylor Kingsford.

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Taylor Kingsford? He is the coolest
VJ on TV! This is awesome!

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I mean...

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Nice try, but next time, you might
wanna go for a waterproof rash.

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I'm healed! Hallelujah?

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Miley, I know you just don't wanna to
share a tent with Amber and Ashley,

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but sometimes you just gotta make
the best out of a bad situation.

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Well, in that case, I'm
gonna need a jar of honey,

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a thousand red ants, and
the cover of nightfall.

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You know, at times like this,
I'm gonna say to you what I

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used to say to your mother.
Keep your mitts off my cake.

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Mile, I know those girls don't
always treat you right,

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but sinking down to their
level just isn't the answer.

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Dad, how do we really
know that until we try?

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Well, you remember that kid that
always used to tease Jackson?

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Then Jackson snuck into his bathroom
and put glue all over his toilet seat?

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It would've worked if I hadn't of slipped.

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He sure gave that crowd in the
emergency room a good laugh.

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Good times, good times. But
my point is, if you're gonna

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lie down with dogs, you're
gonna get up with fleas.

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Not if I wear a flea collar!

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Mile, as a favor to me,
be the better person.

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But, Dad, I already am the better person.
So, why do I have to act like it?

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Promise me.

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Okay, fine.

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That's my girl.

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Aw, man. That dang mouse
is chewing on the wires

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again! That's it, I guess
this time I'm just gonna...

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Oh no, you're not. That mouse
is a living creature. I even

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gave it a name... "Linda."
It's Spanish for "pretty."

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Well, you better start learning
the Spanish word for "squished."

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It was the sixth day without food.
Only one man

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could guide the remaining
survivors to safety.

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Oliver Oscar Oken. "The Triple-O."
Known the world over as: "Oooh."

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That is so not funny anymore.

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It's the Malibu Miley Cat!
Very rare. Very vicious!

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Okay, people; one, two, three, drop!
Excellent.

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Now, if only we could
pick them up and leave.

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Could there possibly be
a better place to study

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nature? The answer is
"yes." On a forty-two-inch,

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high-def, plasma TV in the comfort of my
den. Just steps away from indoor plumbing.

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Come on, Mr. Picker, you can't experience
the feel and smell of nature on your TV.

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That's the whole point. Now, set up
your tents, get into them, and pray

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for the next twenty-four hours.
Because that's what I'll be doing.

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There they are. I've got a clear shot.

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Lilly, no, we might get in trouble.
Let me handle this.

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Okay, but make it hurt.

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Trust me. You can count on that.

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Okay, I know we've had
our problems, but Lilly

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and I are willing to
forget if you are.

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I thought you said you
were gonna make it hurt!

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That was the most painful
thing I've ever done.

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But I promised my dad I'd
be the better person.

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Well, I didn't!

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Lilly, please, I can't do this without you.
Help me, because you're my friend.

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No.

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Because you know it's
the right thing to do.

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Oh... No.

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Because I'm on Taylor Kingsford,
your favorite show tomorrow

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night and if you don't help
me, I'm not taking you.

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Hello, tent pals! Who wants
me to braid their hair?

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Ew.

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What do you say we put up
this tent, and make a fire,

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and cook ourselves us up
a big pot of friendship?

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Well, we'd like to, but we
don't speak "Hillbilly."

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Or do our wash “down yonder in the crick.”

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You're funny.

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I hate them.

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Just remember, Taylor
Kingsford, your favorite show.

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You know what I'm thinking, Ash?

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Half-caff…

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Non-fat…

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…grande latte with just a
sprinkle-winkle of cinnamon. Ooh.

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That's it, I'm going to
sprinkle their winkles.

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Lilly, no!

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Whoa! That's a bite. That's a big bite.

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Well, this is just great.
Amber and Ashley bail and

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now we have to put this
thing up all by ourselves.

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I mean, ask me to change the
trucks on a skateboard.

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I can do that. But a tent?
This'll take forever!

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Ta-da!

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How did you do that?

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When you're raised in Tennessee,
they teach you this stuff before

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you're potty trained. Go look
inside, there's cut flowers.

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Linda! Come on, Linda.

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Dad?

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Shh!

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Dad?

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Shh!

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But, Dad?

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What?

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I was just gonna tell you,
if you stop looking at

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the plate, maybe the mouse will come.
I was right!

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Donny, I don't think it goes that way.

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You should've stopped after "I
don't think." Did ya hear that,

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guys? "I don't think!" Because
he doesn't think! I own you!

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Yeah, well, you should've
stopped after "Did"

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you hear that?" "Did
you hear that?" Right?

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Give it to me!

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Oh, you can pull harder than that, wimp!

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Oh... wimpier!

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Step aside, rookies, let me
show you how to do this.

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I can do it if he'd just let go!

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You let go!

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Tent wedgie, tent wedgie!! Whoa!

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No place to buy a latte, no
place to buy shoes, and not a

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single multiplex. Why would
anyone want to come to the woods?

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There's nothing but trees.
What a waste of space.

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And we're supposed to sleep in this?
It's synthetic!

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Ew!

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Let go!

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You let go.

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What're ya doing?

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Pitching a tent.

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How's it working out for ya?

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I'm hanging in.

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Great. I have so many bites on
my tush it looks like a waffle.

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Yoo-hoo, Mr. Picker?

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Did we build ours the right way?

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What?

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Wow, I'm impressed.

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But, Miley put up that tent!
They just went for lattes!

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Lattes?

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In the forest?

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I can't believe you would try to
take credit for something we did.

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All we wanted to do was
put up a tent, make a

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fire, and cook us up a
big pot of friendship.

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That's what I said!

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She's taking credit again! Mr.
Picker, make her stop.

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Please make her stop.

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If it'll make you stop, sure. Here's a
thought: why don't we just apologize to

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each other, or at the very least, somebody
fake an illness so we can all go home.

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Fine. I'm sorry.

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Right. We're both sorry... that
you are two lying, evil nasties!

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Oh, how I wanna go home!

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Just a tip: in the future,
when apologizing,

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avoid the phrase
"lying, evil nasties."

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Here.

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What's your problem?

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I have to share a tent with Donny tonight.

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So?

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He's had five helpings of beans.

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Come on, Oliver, it's not
like he did it on purpose.

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Hey, Oken.

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I think he did.

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Look, we feel bad about this.
We didn't think

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he'd make you wash all the dishes.
Poor babies.

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But look, you're almost done.

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Oops, sorry. See? I can apologize.

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Well, that's because
you're the bigger person.

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That's it! Forget Taylor Kingsford.
I'm going

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after them and don't
you try and stop me.

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Who's stopping ya? I'm with ya!
Sorry, Dad. Get the flea

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dip ready, because tonight,
I'm lying down with the dogs.

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Linda... Come on out, Linda,
nobody's gonna hurt you. Come on.

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Come on, Dad, that's ridiculous.

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This is how you catch a mouse. Two
hundred and forty eight traps.

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Very impressive, son. Can you
come over here for a second?

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Oh, all right, okay. I know what you're
thinking. But I got the brains to get

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myself out of this one. See, that's the
difference between me and a mouse.

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I think the difference is the
mouse would've made that jump.

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What was that? Ashley... Ashley!
Ashley! Ashley!

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Move your hand, I can't see your answers.

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Ow!

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What's going on?

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I think I heard something outside!

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It was probably just the wind.

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Or not.

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Mr. Picker! Mr. Picker! Mr. Picker!

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Twelve more hours, your own
bathroom, you can do it.

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What is that thing?

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I don't know. It could be a
bear or a mountain lion.

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Whatever it is, it sounds hungry.

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But I'm too pretty to get eaten!

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Hey, I'm pretty, too!

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Well, I'll mention that at your funeral!

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Lilly, wish me luck.

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Miley, what are you doing?

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If we stay here, we'll all
get torn to pieces. Our

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only hope is if I can get to
the ranger station alive.

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This is stupid. I just can't let you go.

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But we can!

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Go, go! Be stupid!

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Don't worry, I'm gonna be just fine!

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Thanks for the help.

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Anything to get out of Donny's tent. He
got a standing ovation from the skunks.

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Oh, no you don't! Yeah, that's right!
Not so tough now, are ya?

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Ow, my leg!

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Ow, my other leg!

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Ow, my arm!

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Okay, you go next.

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Why me?

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I think we've established
the "pretty scale."

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Lilly, he's got me!

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Oh no, he doesn't!

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It's... too... late... good-bye!

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No, Miley, no! You let her go, you... whoa!

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Hey! Occupado!

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Get out!

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You get out!

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Ew!

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Yeah!

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Looks like Daddy was wrong. I got down
with the dogs, and got up flea-free.

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Help! Get me out of here!

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Gotcha!

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That little sucker's laughing at me.

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Oh, your tail is mine, now.

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What the...

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Way to go, Dad, I'll take it from here.

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All right, my little rodent friend,
kiss your whiskers good-bye.

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Whoa, son. You don't kill
a mouse with that kind

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of talent. Linda, you know
"Achy, Breaky Heart"?

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That was Hannah Montana, ow! And in a
minute, we're coming back with the real

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thing. So, please, stay tuned, because
I love you! I mean it! I really do!

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And we're clear.

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There you are, there you are.
Looking so fine! How're you doing?

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And who is your right-hand lady?

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Is she all right?

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I ask myself that question every day.

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Stay! Hey, Oliver, what do you want?
I'm kind of busy.

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It's important! Remember that bush we
were standing in? It's poison oak!

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What? That's crazy. If it was,
then... I'd be doing this...

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Psst. Hey, baby girl, if you want to be on
the show, you, uh, need to be on stage.

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Gotta go.

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Okay, no, just-just because he
said it... I mean, Lilly isn't...

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We're back! Three, two...

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Oh, boy.

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And we're back with Hannah Montana.
Ow! Hannah, welcome to the show.

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Thank you.

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I have been itching to
ask you a few questions.

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And I'm itching to answer them.

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Now, you always come
across so sweet as apple

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pie. And America loves
apple pie, we love

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apple pie. But, is that
the true Hannah Montana,

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is that the real you?
We'd like to know.

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Well, uh, I've always believed
that at the end of the day

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it's, uh, about loving each other
as you would love yourself.

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Boring! Come on, I mean, haven't you
ever got down and done something so bad?

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Well, you know, I've
learned, um, recently, that

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if you get down with dogs
you end up with fleas.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah, never better! It's just
this, uh, new dance routine.

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I've been working on, and I just
can't wait to show it to ya.

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Does it come with a song?

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If you want.

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Well, how about that, a Taylor
Kingsford sneak peek, right here!

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Yeah. All right, all I need is a beat!

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Come on, band, help her out!

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Okay, oh... Gimme that mic! Thank you.
Okay. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

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I call it the "scratch dance!" Contagious,
isn't it? Everybody's doing it. See?

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Just scratch my back! Okay! All right!
A little to the left, now a

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little to the right. Lower, higher,
now that's just right! Oh yeah!

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Oh, I can't watch this.

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You don't have to. I'm recording it. I can
never get tired of watching me be right!

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Now, switch!

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You wish.

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Scratch dance! Scratch dancing!

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Scratch dancing! Scratch dancing!
It is contagious!

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If you don't stop, you're
going to find out!

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Ooh, come on! Bring it, little
girl, bring it! Come on! Come on!

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I'm gonna get you!

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Scratch that! That's it!

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Very funny, Linda.