1 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,480 This is so cool! 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,440 I can't believe how many people e-mail Hannah Montana. 3 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:13,520 "Dear Hannah, you rock. Jill in Milwaukee." Aw! 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:17,960 "Dear Hannah, you're awesome! Danny in lowa City." 5 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:23,680 "Dear Hannah, get your bra off the shower rod. Jackson, in Malibu." Ew. 6 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,120 And I mean it! 7 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,880 He touched it. Now I have to burn it. 8 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:36,440 "Dear Hannah, I love, love, love that scarf you wore at the video awards. 9 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:40,840 Where, where, where can I get one? Jenny in Walla Walla, Washington." 10 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:44,160 Listen to this one. "Dear Hannah, I have this" 11 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,120 massive crush on a boy who doesn't know I exist." 12 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,120 Typical. 13 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,720 Yep. "His locker is three down from mine. What should I do?" 14 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,480 "Your biggest fan, Becca from Malibu." Becca from Malibu? 15 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,440 You don't think it could be Becca Weller from homeroom? 16 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,040 I'm thinking it's a good shot. 17 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,440 Let's see, three down from Becca... 18 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,720 Oliver? 19 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,240 I can't believe it. Becca Weller is crushing on Oliver. 20 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:29,640 "Dear Becca... if he won't ask you out, you ask him. Rock his world! 21 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:37,040 "Sincerely, Hannah Montana..." Making the world a better place for love. 22 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:42,480 Hey, Miles. My robe fell in the toilet, so I borrowed yours. Hope you don't mind. 23 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,520 Great, now I have to burn that, too. 24 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,679 Did you see that? She just totally checked him out. 25 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,120 Definitely interested. 26 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,680 Perfume walk-by. 27 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:04,000 First you see her, then you smell her! Kind of like my Uncle Earl. 28 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:18,600 Uh, Oliver? Oh, hi. Did you get the History assignment? I forgot to write it down. 29 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,800 No, I don't have it, but Mr. 30 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:20,400 Aaron, he always 31 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,320 writes it on the board. You 32 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,200 can just go look at it. 33 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:28,080 Oh. Okay. I'll... go look. Thanks. 34 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,080 Oh, Oliver? Excuse us. 35 00:03:32,123 --> 00:03:34,824 I'm sorry. What's wrong with you? 36 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,560 Ow. What did I do? 37 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,000 Couldn't you tell that Becca Weller was hitting on you? 38 00:03:39,290 --> 00:03:39,690 What? 39 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:41,760 Ow! 40 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,240 A grilled cheese sandwich would've picked that one up! 41 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,440 They're serving grilled cheese today? 42 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,520 Becca's an A student. She knows what the History assignment is. 43 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,920 Then why'd she ask me? 44 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,640 And don't hit me again! 45 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,400 Because she's crushing on you. 46 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,080 Listen to me, and I'm going to make this real simple: 47 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,560 She... like... you. 48 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,440 How do you know? 49 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:18,880 Remember when you had to spit-swear to never reveal my other identity? 50 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,520 Yes, and I got a cold right after that, thank you very much. 51 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,800 Well, start sucking down some chicken soup, 52 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,240 because another secret's coming your way. 53 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:34,520 I wish we hadn't outgrown the pinky swear. 54 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,840 Becca e-mailed Hannah Montana and said she had a massive crush on you. 55 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,760 Becca Weller has a crush on me? Me? 56 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,000 I know. We were shocked, too. 57 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:54,520 So, Becca Weller wants to take a ride on the "Ollie Trolley." 58 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:06,360 All right then, let's go make her dreams come true. Ding, ding! 59 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,000 A ding-a-ding-ding! 60 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,800 I forgot something. 61 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,220 What? 62 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,280 It rhymes with "trolley." 63 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:21,960 I need more than that. 64 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,720 That boy doesn't have the brains the good Lord gave a hunk of turkey jerky. 65 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,319 I don't get it, man. What happened to "Oliver Smokin' Oken"? 66 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,720 Yeah, you're usually all. 67 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,319 "Hey, babe, are you from." 68 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,799 Tennessee? Because you're 69 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,080 "the only ten I see." 70 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,600 I got one, "Are you from Mississippi?" 71 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:50,680 Because you're the only miss I sippy." What? You got something better? 72 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,120 I just totally froze. Has this ever happened to you? 73 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,319 Has that ever happened to him? 74 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:01,120 Uh, excuse me, but I can be honest about my romantic history. 75 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,280 I don't have anything to hide. It's never happened to me. 76 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,600 Whoo! Gimme a water, Son. I swear there's nothing 77 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,200 better than a ten-mile run down the beach. 78 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,720 One of these days I'm gonna know what that feels like. 79 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,640 Here you go, Dad. Uh, feel free to tip. 80 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,240 Here's one for ya: stop leaving your underwear on the kitchen floor. 81 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:26,120 Hey, bud, Miley told me about Ollie's Trolly's little derailment. 82 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,560 Well, why don't we just put it in the newspaper? 83 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,800 Hey, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. You want to know how I got my first date? 84 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,719 I walked right up to her, I looked her straight 85 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,000 in the eyes and said "my Robby name is hi." 86 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:45,960 And it worked? 87 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,120 Like a charm. I mean, sometimes with women, you just gotta keep in mind, 88 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,759 it's not a matter of what you say, but having the 89 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,280 guts to say something. You just be yourself, partner. 90 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,039 Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I've jogged 91 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,960 my way to a fudgey-buddy. Hey, ice cream man! 92 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:11,999 I got another one: "Are you from Waikiki? Because I gotta" 93 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:17,360 "ask, why, Kiki?" Oh, come on, it works if her name is Kiki. 94 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,000 Hello, Jackson. 95 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,800 Hello, Rico. 96 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,520 I want chicken wings. 97 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,520 Well, we don't have chicken wings. 98 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:29,799 Well, we should. 99 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:34,680 Well, we don't. Come on, Rico, why do you always have to be so mean? 100 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,680 Hey, everybody has to have a hobby. 101 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,080 I used to collect stamps, but this is more fun. 102 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:47,280 Anyway, back to chicken wings. Whose name is on that sign? 103 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:49,900 Yours. 104 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,240 That's one. 105 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,360 And whose father owns this place? 106 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:56,440 Yours. 107 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:57,460 That's two. 108 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:03,720 And whose father told you to "keep Rico happy?" Does this look happy? 109 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,440 That's three. And we have a winner! 110 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:14,400 All right, Rico. What kind of wings do you want? Mild, medium or spicy? 111 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,360 I'd say "medium," but then I couldn't say "spicy!" 112 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,760 Just one more tweak and it's Becca time. 113 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:30,240 There. Just messy enough to say, "I'm wild, but I can be tamed." 114 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,040 Breath check? 115 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,200 That's perfume! 116 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:44,800 Oops, sorry. But it worked. 117 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,000 This is it. It's all up to you now. 118 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,000 Are you ready? 119 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:49,760 I'm ready! 120 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:50,720 Do you feel it? 121 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:51,720 I feel it! 122 00:08:51,721 --> 00:08:52,880 Are you the man? 123 00:08:52,910 --> 00:08:53,870 I'm man! 124 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,400 Go, go, go! 125 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,280 Hi, Oliver. 126 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:22,840 My Robby name is hi. My Oliver name is hi. 127 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:24,880 Are you trying to ask me out? 128 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:29,280 Yes. Wow. For a second there I thought I was a babbling fool. 129 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,120 Oh, baby! 130 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,120 Yay! 131 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,840 What, a girl can't get excited about Brussels 132 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,400 sprouts? What is the matter with you people? 133 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,080 Are you done? 134 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,160 Almost. 135 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,920 Now I am. Keep your pants clean, I'm gonna eat some ribs later. 136 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,280 Sad, sad, sad. My best friend has been reduced to a moist towelette. 137 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:13,919 These are perfect. Crunchy, spicy, and... Ooh! Slippery... 138 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,160 Ow! Hot sauce in my eye! Hot sauce in my eye! 139 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:23,200 Oh! Soda in my eye! Soda in my eye! 140 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:28,080 There's nothing like dinner and a show. I told Dad this wing thing would work. 141 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,520 I can't wait to tell him my next idea. 142 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,320 Oh man, it doesn't involve him in a chicken suit, does it? 143 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,200 It does now. 144 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,240 Free chicken wings! 145 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,280 Hey! Back off! Watch the nuggets! 146 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:11,520 Lying down on the job. Dad's not gonna be happy about this. 147 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,279 Oliver! How did your date go with Becca? 148 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,280 Yeah, come on! Flap those lips! 149 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,640 Sorry, I don't kiss and tell. 150 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,400 You kissed? 151 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,270 Tell! 152 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:40,000 My lips are sealed. She thinks I'm funny, smart and sensitive! 153 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:47,240 It was the greatest afternoon of my life! Zipped tight. 154 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,599 This is wicked awesome. Once again, Hannah Montana 155 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,640 has made the world a better place for love. 156 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,959 Becca must be so jazzed, I wonder if she's thanked Hannah yet. Check your e-mail. 157 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:06,320 I am way ahead of you. "Dear Hannah, thanks for the awesome advice..." 158 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,480 "...too bad I have to end things with this guy who really likes me." What? 159 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,760 "He's a super nice guy, but I just have to tell him I just want to be friends." 160 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,280 She's going to dump Oliver! After just one day? 161 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,760 Well, think on the bright side, it's the longest relationship he's ever had. 162 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,960 I don't understand. Becca was so into Oliver. 163 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:36,040 He thought things went great, why would she want to break up with him? 164 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,200 I think I know. 165 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,080 The little tramp. 166 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,640 Hey. Hi. 167 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,640 Oliver! 168 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,600 You don't want to go in there. 169 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,760 Big casserole explosion. Horrible. Tuna everywhere. 170 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,920 What are you doing? 171 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,240 You need to dump Becca. 172 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,040 What? Did you miss everything I said into my locker? 173 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,320 Trust us. She's bad news. 174 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,140 Real bad news. Like walking barefoot through a 175 00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:09,200 field of cows after their morning sit down. 176 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,360 What? Y'all never heard that one before? 177 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:19,680 Oh. I get it. You guys are afraid I'll be too busy with Becca. 178 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:28,920 Come here. I'll always have time for my two little girls. But not right now, gotta go. 179 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,399 Oliver. She e-mailed Hannah. She said she 180 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,000 just wants to be friends with you. I'm sorry. 181 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,080 It's true. She's already got someone else. 182 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:52,280 Oh, man. I don't understand. We're supposed to go to the beach this afternoon. 183 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,439 Oh, man. She's going to dump me at the beach. 184 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:00,240 Oh, no. You don't know that. She could dump you on the bus, in 185 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:04,120 between classes, in the mall... She could even text message you. 186 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,520 That's what I'd do. 187 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,960 Why did you tell me she liked me in the first place? 188 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,800 This is all your fault... you and Hannah's stupid e-mail advice! 189 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,440 Why don't you stick to singing and your little dance moves! 190 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:26,120 But I... He's right. I feel horrible. 191 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,720 Oh. Don't. You dance way better than that. 192 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,400 Hey, Mile. You're just in time. I'm working on a new melody for Hannah. 193 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,440 Sit down and tell me what you think. 194 00:14:55,640 --> 00:15:00,760 Well, Jackson said he liked it. Then again, he is a little kiss-up. 195 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,679 Oh, Dad, it's not the song. It's just that I used 196 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,400 the Hannah advice column to help Oliver get a girl, 197 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,660 and ended up making things worse. 198 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,519 Then I guess it's all your fault. 199 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,999 Whoa, you're not supposed to say that. You're supposed to say I 200 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,480 did it with good intentions and shouldn't be so hard on myself. 201 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,560 Okay, then you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. 202 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,959 How can you say that? It doesn't matter what my intentions were; 203 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:27,360 I meddled, and now Oliver's miserable. You cannot just let me off the hook for that. 204 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,640 Okay, you're grounded. 205 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,119 No! This is where you're supposed to hug me and 206 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,560 say "everything's gonna be all right, bud." 207 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,360 Do I have to draw you a map? 208 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:42,320 It sure would help. Mile, you tried something, 209 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,200 it didn't work out. Sometimes that's just how life is. 210 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,960 It's like telling your brother to put on a new roll when the toilet paper runs out. 211 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,319 Sometimes he does it, sometimes I'm left sitting there 212 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,000 reading shampoo bottles till someone comes home. 213 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:01,200 That don't mean I was wrong for trying. Everything's gonna be all right, bud. 214 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,640 Too little, too late, Dad. 215 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,240 Hey. 216 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,360 Hey. Have you seen Oliver? 217 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,520 Oh, yeah. 218 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:10,700 Does he still hate me? 219 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,159 Oh, no. He's way past that. 220 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,320 I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life. 221 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:22,360 Enough, already! Have some pride! I keep telling you: dump her before she dumps you. 222 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:26,480 Lilly's right. And the important thing is, that you're still Smokin' Oken. 223 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,720 You guys are right. When it rhymes, it makes sense! 224 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,480 What the heck are you wearing? 225 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,480 Don't drain the tub. I'm making soup. 226 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,080 What are you doing? 227 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,920 I'm giving that Becca a piece of Hannah Montana's mind. 228 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,160 Oh, no you're not. Hannah Montana's done enough trouble for one day. 229 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,880 Oh look. How convenient. She wrote you again. 230 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:17,520 Lilly! I mean it! I'm not doing this anymore! Uh-oh. 231 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,200 What? 232 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:23,200 "Dear Hannah, you were right. Oliver is such a great guy for me." 233 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,760 "So today in the cafeteria I broke up with my old boyfriend Toby." 234 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:28,710 "Toby?" 235 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,440 That's the guy she was holding hands with! 236 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,200 "He took it pretty hard, but now Oliver and I can be together." 237 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,320 Not if he breaks up with her! We have to stop him! 238 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,760 What are we standing here for? Let's go! 239 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,320 I thought you weren't going to butt in anymore. 240 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,359 That was before we told him to break up with 241 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,999 the first girl to like him since preschool. 242 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:52,800 Hey, I didn't "like him" like him, I only held his hand because I wanted his crayons. 243 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,200 He had the sixty-four pack. With the sharpener! 244 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,560 I am not hanging from a parasail and flying across this beach. 245 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:10,040 Oh, yes, you are. It's advertising and my dad already paid for it. 246 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,000 I don't care. I refuse to look ridiculous. 247 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,200 Said the man in the chicken suit. 248 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,079 Jackson! Have you seen Oliver? 249 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,120 Yeah. He's down on the beach with some girl. 250 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,000 Because he can get a girl, because he's not in a chicken suit! 251 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,520 All I'm looking for is "down the beach." But thanks for sharing. 252 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,840 But we'll never get to him in time. 253 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,120 I have to! I'm the one that messed this up. 254 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,840 If I don't stop him, then I'm never gonna forgive myself. 255 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,400 But how? Look how far away he is. You'd have to be able to fly! 256 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,760 Is that a parasail? 257 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,000 Slow down there, toots. There's only one way you get to go up in this thing. 258 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,640 You are one evil little boy. 259 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,800 It's a little too late for flattery. 260 00:18:58,760 --> 00:18:59,240 Hit it! 261 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:11,360 Whoa! Whoa! Hey, this isn't bad. Oh, yeah, I like this. 262 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:21,960 Oliver! Oliver! Uh, boat driver, I need to be lower! 263 00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:25,900 Lower! 264 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:34,400 Lower! Thank you. 265 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,480 Becca, I, um... 266 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,480 Oliver! Don't do it! Don't say anything! 267 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,040 Miley? 268 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,680 Please say I'm not too late. 269 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,800 Miley, why are you dressed like a chicken? 270 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,240 Because they're all out of gorilla suits. Now can we move on? 271 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,160 Me and Oliver need to have a little talk, you know, face to beak. 272 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,640 Please say you didn't break up with her. 273 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:01,660 What? 274 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,240 Well, excuse me, but can a chicken get a little privacy here? 275 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,520 You were going to break up with me? 276 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,920 Well, you were going to break up with me. 277 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,720 No I wasn't. Why would you think that? 278 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,400 Because that's what you wrote Hannah Montana! Oh! 279 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,640 How did you know that? 280 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:24,160 How did I know that? How did I know that? How did I know that? 281 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:30,520 Because... you... read minds. 282 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,399 Seriously, I don't read minds, that's ridiculous. I 283 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,520 read... your PDA, which I stole from your gym locker. 284 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,600 Why would you do that? 285 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,440 Because I'm a bad chicken. 286 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:51,000 And, because she's in love with me. 287 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,400 What? 288 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,520 Yes. You don't have to hide it anymore. 289 00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:00,520 Face it, you were nearly driven mad by the thought of me in the arms of another woman! 290 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:05,600 Okay. What he said. But with less feeling. 291 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:10,559 She's been in love with me for years. A deep, needy... 292 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:15,040 Okay, she gets it. The good thing is nobody was breaking up with anybody. 293 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:19,800 Oliver is a really special guy; you two are meant for each other. 294 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:28,080 Well, all that's left to say is: bok-bok, bye-bye! 295 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,720 All out of eggs, sorry. 296 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:05,280 Jackson! Jackson! Is that you? Jackson! 297 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,560 Yeah, Dad? 298 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,120 Jackson! Guess where I am. 299 00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:14,970 Oh no. 300 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,860 Sorry, Dad. That's my bad, buddy.