1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:07,240 I can't believe we're going to have an actual TV star in our homeroom. 2 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,800 Come on, Lilly, give the guy some space. 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,080 I'm sure the whole reason he's coming to school here in the 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,160 first place is so he can be treated like a normal kid. 5 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:17,920 But he's not a normal kid. He's Jake Ryan! 6 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,920 The dreamy zombie slayer on Zombie High. 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,760 Ooh. 8 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,520 I never miss that show! This is so awesome. 9 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,360 I'm going to be this close to a famous person. 10 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,920 What am I, a grilled cheese sandwich? 11 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,640 When you're Miley, you might as well be. 12 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,280 He's coming! He's coming! 13 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,680 Guys, guys, just calm down. 14 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:51,320 Even though Jake's a big TV star, here he's just another student 15 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,160 who totally destroys zombies! 16 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,160 Dude, you rock! 17 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,560 Hey, thanks, man, but if it's okay, I'd like 18 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,040 to say something to the class before we start. 19 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,320 Of course. This is so cool! 20 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:04,920 I know! 21 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:10,800 Now look, I know my coming here may be a distraction since I am, well, 22 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,680 you know, a superstar, and T'ween Magazine's “Hottie of the Year.” 23 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:16,000 I framed the cover! 24 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,200 Me, too. 25 00:01:17,201 --> 00:01:18,600 I hung it in my bathroom! 26 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,000 Me too. 27 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,720 Oh my gosh, we have so much in common! We both love you! 28 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,320 Um, excuse me, superstar, Hottie of the Year your point? 29 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:36,040 My point is, is that even though I am all those things 30 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:40,320 I want each and every one of you to think of me as someone just like you. 31 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:41,600 Really? 32 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,640 Well, try, okay? 33 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,680 Say your line, just once, please! 34 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,520 Yeah, say it. Say it! Please! Oh, come on! Say it! 35 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:58,440 Dude, I slayed you once. Don't make me slay you again. 36 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,680 I can't believe how cool he is! 37 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,840 I can't believe how cool he thinks he is. 38 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:12,600 Hi, I'm This Week In Hollywood's Bree Yang Shixian Takahashi Samuels. 39 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,480 We're doing a story on Jake Ryan's return to a normal life. 40 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,160 Do you mind if we get a few shots? 41 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,680 Not at all. How's my hair? 42 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:29,760 Doesn't matter. Now, we want everything to look totally normal. 43 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,400 So I'll need makeup on Jake and some prettier looking people around him. 44 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:41,000 Tell me again why you don't want people to know you're Hannah Montana? 45 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,960 Because they'd treat me like that. 46 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,880 Oh, yeah, it's much nicer over here with Dandruff Danny. 47 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,760 Excuse me. Excuse me. 48 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:44,720 Coming through. 49 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,880 Actual student, trying to learn. 50 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,400 This is ridiculous. He's a TV star. 51 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,320 Big whoop! 52 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,200 I'm starting to think somebody's jealous. 53 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,200 No I'm not. And stop singing. 54 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,040 I don't care that everyone's 55 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,040 falling all over him. 56 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,360 I care that he's milking it. 57 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,680 He's not milking it. 58 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:08,880 You're the one who said 59 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:09,840 he only came here so 60 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,120 he could be a normal kid. 61 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,360 And that's when I said, No, 62 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:14,960 Mr. President, you rock. 63 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:17,320 Oh yeah. 64 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,120 You can really tell he 65 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,080 hates all this attention. 66 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,680 Let's get some shots down there, Jake. 67 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,200 Hey, 'sup? 68 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,120 Whoa! 69 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,160 He asked me sup! 70 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,120 Miley? 71 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,480 A little help here! 72 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:47,040 Hey, Jackson, this paint job is sweet. 73 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:48,680 Hey can I try that? 74 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:53,360 Sure, just, uh, make sure you get a good grip, that thing's got a little bit of a 75 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,520 kick. 76 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,520 Wow! D-Dad, for me? You-You shouldn't have! 77 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:09,560 I didn't. My lease was up and I figured, what the heck? So what do you think? 78 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:14,880 I think it makes Jackson's car look like a piece of pie. 79 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,240 Yummy, yummy pie. 80 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,760 Not so fast, slick. 81 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:18,760 I just want to sit in it. 82 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,800 Let me make this simple. I don't want you touching this car. 83 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:26,560 I don't want you breathing on this car. I don't want you looking at this car for 84 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:31,280 more than ten seconds without express written consent of Major League Baseball. 85 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,680 Dude, he so owns you. 86 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:38,720 Whoa! 87 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,000 Uh, excuse me, Mr. Vernon? Was there something wrong with my locker? 88 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,080 No, no, I just thought Jakey needed more room. 89 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:52,960 What? 90 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:57,200 And that's when I said, No, Mr. Trump. You're fired! 91 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,760 Hey, do you think one of you guys can save me a seat in the cafeteria? 92 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,880 I'll do it! I can! 93 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:08,120 Thank you. Oh, Tony! 94 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,320 Jakey! 95 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,360 I just asked if you could get the squeak out of the door. 96 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,400 This is above and beyond. 97 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,200 Give me some love. 98 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,400 You da man. No, you da man. Oh No, you da man. No, you da man. 99 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:24,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, great. Who da man that knows where my locker is? 100 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,880 Oh, wow. Was this your. 101 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,080 Yes, it's my locker. 102 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,840 Don't sweat it, Milly. 103 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:30,840 Miley. 104 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,960 Like it matters. Here's your stuff. Come with 105 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,880 me. You're down by the boiler room. Locker one. 106 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:41,800 What's this? 107 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,280 Cheese. While you're down there, reset the traps. 108 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:54,960 Now while you're taking the test, I expect complete silence. 109 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:00,760 What was that? 110 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,560 I had a Hannah thing last night, and I overslept and missed breakfast. 111 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:10,760 Shh. Shh. 112 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,880 Okay, normally I'd be polite and ignore that, but, ow. 113 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:20,120 If that's the thunder, I don't want to be around for the lightning. 114 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,840 Trust me. Been there, smelled that, don't want to go back. 115 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,520 Stewart, you know the rules. 116 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,360 Oh, I hope you have enough there for everybody. 117 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,280 Uh, only if they take really, really small bites. 118 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,960 I'm the only one who gets to do sarcasm around here. Give it. 119 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,800 Thank you. You guys got to stop sneaking food into class. 120 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,240 I'm already wearing my fat jeans. 121 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:52,120 Hi, Jake. 122 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,760 I was gonna say that. 123 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,640 Sup, Jake! Sup! 124 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,560 Lilly, you dropped something. 125 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,120 What? 126 00:08:00,121 --> 00:08:01,160 Your dignity. 127 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:07,080 Sorry I'm late, Mr. Corelli. I had a premiere to go to last night and overslept. 128 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,840 Oh and let me tell ya, Natalie Portman, Britney. 129 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,720 Spears, and Jake Gyllenhaal name-droppers. 130 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:15,800 Tell me about it. 131 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,920 Keep smiling, and go. 132 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,360 Thanks, Pat. 133 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,760 Sorry, I didn't have time for breakfast. 134 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:36,760 Can't have that. It's the most important meal of the day. 135 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,480 Enjoy. 136 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,600 But, I didn't and he gets to. 137 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,440 Okay, I've heard enough out of you! 138 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,880 Ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, 139 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:58,800 start your pencils. On your marks. Get set. Test! 140 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,320 Hey, hey, Miley, can I borrow a pencil? 141 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,120 I don't have one, and stop talking. You're going to get us both in trouble. 142 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,640 Oh. Here, I have one, take mine. 143 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:11,800 Thanks. 144 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,960 Real smart. Now, how are you going to finish your test? 145 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,680 Oh, right. Do you have a pencil? 146 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,360 Weren't you listening? I don't have a. 147 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,080 Ladies! What's with the chitty chatty bang bang? 148 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:26,640 Jake started it. 149 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,840 She's right. It's my fault. 150 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,960 Jake, no, please. No need to be heroic. 151 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,640 You do enough of that on the TV. 152 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,600 If he were really heroic, he would've brought a pencil! 153 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,080 None of us knows how hard it is to be a celebrity. 154 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,880 Well, I do. I mean, I do imagine. 155 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,240 You know what I do imagine? 156 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:58,760 You and your back talk and your gurgling intestines in the Principal's office. 157 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:01,720 Stop. 158 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:06,840 I can't let this happen. Leave the girl. I'm the one you want. 159 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:13,960 If you've got the guts. I did that in the season three finale. 160 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,480 Nominated for an Emmy. 161 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,880 Thank you. Thank you. But this isn't about me. 162 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,480 Here Miley, take this. It might help. 163 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,720 An autographed picture of you? 164 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,000 Yeah, the Principal's been riding me for one. 165 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Maybe it'll soften him up. 166 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,600 Look at him. He never stops giving! 167 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,880 Don't let the zombies get you down. 168 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:53,320 Your favorite zombie slayer, Jake fatheaded Ryan! 169 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:59,240 Ooh, looks like somebody's not happy with their new celebrity classmate. 170 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,240 You're darn right. 171 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,080 Ever since he's gotten here, he's just been obnoxious. 172 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,040 He gets everything he wants just because he's famous. 173 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,840 Well, he's not the only star at this school and I think 174 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,280 it's about time that she starts getting some of the perks. 175 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,240 Another star? Really? Who? 176 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,720 Me. I'm Hannah Montana! 177 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,800 Yeah, and I'm J-Lo Mein. 178 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,920 No, I really, I am Hannah Montana! 179 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,560 Come to this address after school and I'll prove it to you. 180 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,120 Are you out of your Hannah head? 181 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:43,440 You can't tell Bree Yang Shixian Takahashi Samuels this! 182 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,800 It's like Clark Kent ripping off his clothes and showing 183 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,680 everyone his blue tights at the Daily Planet Christmas party! 184 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,080 I mean, why should I keep it secret? 185 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,600 If I told then I wouldn't have a locker in the basement, 186 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,680 I wouldn't get sent to the Principal's office, 187 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,120 and I could eat breakfast in class until I puke, 188 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,280 which Tony, the janitor, would happily clean up! 189 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:12,720 Hey, Miley. It's me, Jake. I'm in disguise. 190 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:17,080 As what, an egomaniac TV star in a hat? 191 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:21,120 You're lucky. If my ego wasn't so big, that would've hurt. 192 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,520 Look, I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute. 193 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:26,800 Sure. 194 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,480 I'm sorry, Lilly, I meant Miley. 195 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:35,680 No problem. He knows my name! 196 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,520 Let me guess. 197 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,320 You need me to move because I'm in your favorite tan spot, right? 198 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:47,360 Uh, actually I was just coming over to apologize for everything. 199 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,920 I'm really not a bad guy, and I hope I get the chance to show you that. 200 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,600 Why do you care what I think? 201 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:57,960 Well, to be honest, you're the only one at school who hasn't been falling all over me, 202 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,120 and I kind of like that. Plus, you're cute. 203 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,400 Really? You think I'm cute? Not that I care. 204 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,400 Dude, you're Jake Ryan! 205 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,680 Uh, yeah, I guess my disguise didn't work. 206 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,760 Wow, shocker. 207 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,320 Come on, do the line! Do the line! 208 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,320 I would, but I'm kind of in the middle of Do the line! 209 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,920 Dude, I slayed you once. Don't make me slay you again. 210 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,120 Yeah, you're better on TV. 211 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:29,640 Miley, wait up. Look I'm sorry, it's just, well, 212 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,040 most of the time this whole star thing is cool. 213 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:36,120 But sometimes I wish I could turn it off. You know, just be a normal kid. 214 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,640 Really? You do? 215 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:42,640 Oh, my gosh. It's Jake Ryan! 216 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,800 You know, after you talk to that reporter, it's 217 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,200 going to be like that when people spot Miley. 218 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,600 Okay, guys, it's a bathroom. I kind of need to do this alone. 219 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,000 Are you sure you're ready for that? 220 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:07,280 No. Lilly, I think talking to that reporter was the biggest mistake of my life. 221 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,640 On the upside, he thinks I'm cute. Not that I care. 222 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,400 Start! 223 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,240 Sounds like a dead battery, son. 224 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,840 It can't be. I have to pick up Jennifer for the Coldplay concert. 225 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:29,440 Turn over, you piece of junk! No, no, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, baby. 226 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,640 Son, you can apologize all you want, but without a new battery, 227 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,040 you'd have an easier time turning over Uncle Earl in his water bed. 228 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,520 Hey, Dad, do you think maybe I could, uh Oh no. 229 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,960 Oh come on, you were sixteen once. Don't you remember? 230 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,640 I sure do, which kicks that no up to a heck no! 231 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,320 Please, I promise to be a perfect gentleman. 232 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,080 I'll bring her back on time. I won't make her go any faster than the legal limit. 233 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,520 Do you give that same speech to Jennifer's father? 234 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,720 No, but do you think that'd work? 235 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,920 It ain't working on me. 236 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,520 Please Dad. I mean, have a heart. 237 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,320 Okay, son, here you go. 238 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,400 Come on, Dad. You said I could go. 239 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,440 It was harder than I thought. 240 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:31,120 Oh, I almost forgot my sculpting spray. 241 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,040 You never know when you're going to want to lock it in. Ooh. 242 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:44,480 Funny story: I took my son's car in to get a new battery and, uh. 243 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:54,000 Well, long story short, it needs a new door. 244 00:15:54,960 --> 00:16:00,080 Three days? It only took the garbage truck two seconds to rip it off. 245 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,400 Got to go! 246 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,440 So, son, whatcha doing home so soon? 247 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:20,560 Uh, Coldplay catch a cold? Get it? Coldplay? Come on, let's go in the house. 248 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,560 No, wait, Dad. I-I have to tell you something about the car. 249 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:28,840 Oh, your car's fine. Got a new battery for it. My gift to you. 250 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,360 Now, come on let's go on in the house and we'll wrestle like we used to. 251 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,200 It's not my car. Yours. Something happened. 252 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,280 What? 253 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,720 Well, when I was going to pick up Jennifer, very carefully. 254 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,920 Her dad brought out the rottweiler to make sure that the dog had my scent. 255 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,440 And one of the spikes on his collar kind of 256 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,200 well look for yourself. 257 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,520 Dang flabbit! Jackson Rod Stewart! This is 258 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:05,320 just a part of life. The important thing I s no one was hurt. 259 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,840 Wait, that's it? That's all you're going to say? 260 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:15,840 It wasn't your fault. Sometimes things happen and it's nobody's fault. 261 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:19,800 So, let's go on in the house and I'll bake some brownies and let you lick the spoon. 262 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:24,360 Whoa. Wrestling and brownies? Who died? 263 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,280 You mean a father can't even bake for his son and put 264 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,680 him in a half nelson without something being wrong? 265 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:34,200 You're right. I'm acting like you, being all suspicious of me. 266 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,720 Oh, uh, just let me put away my sculpting spray. 267 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,360 No! 268 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,240 Oh, gee My door! Wh Where's my door? 269 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,840 Okay, I I know it looks bad, but it wasn't my fault. 270 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,080 So, you want nuts with those brownies and some of those little sprinkly things? 271 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,320 Dang Flabbit! Robby Ray Stewart! 272 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:08,280 It was a secret. A really good secret that kept my whole life perfect. 273 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,640 And now it's just gone because I wanted pancakes in class. 274 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,880 I just wish you would have thought of that before you invited that reporter over. 275 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:23,080 Me, too! I made a mistake. I'm a teenager. We act without thinking and we get zits. 276 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,040 It's what we do. 277 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,320 So, uh, any idea how you're going to get yourself out of this one? 278 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:33,200 Daddy, that's your job. You're a dad. That's what you do. 279 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,880 How are you going to help me if you can't even keep up? 280 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,120 Well, we don't have long until the reporter gets 281 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,440 here, but I do have a little bit of an idea. 282 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,760 Let me just get these brownies out to Jackson before his masseuse gets here. 283 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,040 What masseuse? 284 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,040 Don't ask. 285 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:04,800 Hi, I'm This Week In Hollywood's, Bree Yang Shixian Takahashi Samuels. 286 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,960 I'm looking for Hannah Montana. 287 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,800 Sweet niblets, that girl's done it again. 288 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:14,920 Done what? 289 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,200 My daughter has a little bit of an overactive imagination. 290 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,240 She likes to pretend she's celebrities. 291 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,080 Last week, she was the Olsen twins. Both of them. 292 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:30,360 You talk about a full house. Whoo. Anyhow, sorry if she caused you any trouble. 293 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:35,440 Not so fast. I've been doing a little research and the buzz 294 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:40,240 is that Hannah Montana lives somewhere in this neighborhood. 295 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,400 Well, not in this house. Be sure and grab yourself a 296 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,720 sprig of that rosemary out of the garden on the way out? 297 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,120 It's delicious on fish. 298 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:48,640 Bye-bye now. 299 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,920 It's okay, Daddy. We don't need to pretend anymore. 300 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,520 I think it's time that the world knew the truth. 301 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:02,960 I'm Hannah Montana. I'm ready for my close-up! 302 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:10,240 Really? The closer I get the more you look like a bad Hannah impersonator. 303 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,960 Oh yeah, could a Hannah impersonator do this? 304 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,000 I know. So where should we do the interview? On the couch? 305 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,000 Who's that at the door? Is that my extra cheesy pizza? 306 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,760 Get out of here, Elvis. I'm trying to do an interview. 307 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,760 My brother thinks he's Elvis! 308 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,560 Well, hey there, pretty mama. You want to interview the King? Uh-huh. 309 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,680 Actually, I think I got everything I need. 310 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,600 Thank you, Hannah. Elvis. 311 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,240 Uh, I haven't officially introduced myself. 312 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,280 I'm Billy Ray Cyrus! 313 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:40,920 Okay, that's it, we're out of here! Go, go, go. 314 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,160 It looks like you lucked-out this time, bud. But be careful. 315 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,560 Next time you ring that Hannah bell, you might not be able to unring it. 316 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,240 Don't worry, Daddy, if I ever really do decide to tell the 317 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,000 world I'm Hannah, I'll be extra sure it's what I want to do. 318 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,520 Yeah, well if you do decide to do that, me and your 319 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,880 brother's going to be standing right there with you. 320 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,720 Yep and in the meantime, I'll be in the hot tub waiting 321 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,200 for my daddy to bring me a chicken fried steak. 322 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,360 There is no way. 323 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,360 Car door. Uh-huh. 324 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,440 It wasn't my fault! 325 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:21,680 Let it go, Daddy. Elvis has left the building. Uh-huh.