1 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:09,640 Behind the ears. Over the ears. Ooh, I know. One behind, one over. Oh yeah. 2 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,960 Hey, it's not that bad. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,040 Okay, all right, no ears. 4 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,840 Lilly. This isn't about your ears. I'm trying to tell you something. 5 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,040 What, that your pants are on too tight? 6 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,960 No. Guess what famous pop star is playing. 7 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,200 Zaronda, Princess of the Undead, on Zombie High? 8 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,080 Paula Abdul? 9 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:41,680 No! Hannah Montana! 10 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:46,560 That is so cool! But, wait, you don't know how to act. 11 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,360 What are you talking about? I act every day. 12 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:55,840 I act like I'm not Hannah Montana. I act like Oliver's jokes are funny. 13 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,600 Yesterday, I acted like I liked that sweater you wore. 14 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,120 What? 15 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:05,200 Just kidding, I loved it! See? I was acting. 16 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,240 Or was I? 17 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,040 Ooh, you are good. 18 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,400 Hey, do you have any scenes with Jake Ryan? 19 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,400 I don't know, I haven't gotten the script yet, but I 20 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,480 don't care. I get enough of that egomaniac at school. 21 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,400 Oh come on. You so like Jake. 22 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,400 No, I don't. How can you say that? 23 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:26,280 Because every time his name comes up, you act like you can't stand him. 24 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,520 That's not acting. 25 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:28,920 Or is it? 26 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:29,800 No! 27 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,200 Then you're the only girl at school who doesn't have a crush on him. 28 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,680 Oh, please, I think people are starting to see through his phony little game. 29 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,240 Hey, ladies, please, no crowding. 30 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,880 Sally, Wendy, Yolanda, you know the rules, before 31 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,000 noon only the names that start with "A" through "L." 32 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,600 Hey, have you guys heard? Sometime today Jake's 33 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,280 going to ask one lucky girl to the seventies dance. 34 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,440 As soon as he picks one, there will be a hundred 35 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,640 depressed girls looking for a shoulder to cry on. 36 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,920 Well, here it is, broad and water absorbent. 37 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,840 Look at him. It's disgusting. 38 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:13,120 Oh come on, if he asks you to the dance, are you telling me you wouldn't say "yes?" 39 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,040 Yes. 40 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,920 Yes, you'd say, no or yes, you'd say, yes? 41 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,600 No! Yes, I'd say no! 42 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,400 What? 43 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,520 Hey, Miley, you want to go to the seventies dance with me? 44 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:24,880 Yes. 45 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,240 Aw. 46 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,080 I mean no. 47 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:29,920 No? 48 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,320 Yes, I mean no. 49 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:32,160 Huh? 50 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,600 Now you can cheer. 51 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:36,960 No? 52 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:37,400 Yes. 53 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:37,960 Yes? 54 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,440 No! Now stop that! 55 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,600 Lilly, look what I got. 56 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,320 Not now. Jake's about to change. 57 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,400 Into what? A decent human being? 58 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,920 No, he's going to take off his rash guard. 59 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,240 But Lilly, I just got the script for Zombie High! 60 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,000 No way, let me see it. 61 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,880 Oh man. I missed his muscles. 62 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,520 His zombie slaying muscles. 63 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,640 Lilly, build a bridge and get over it. 64 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,720 Look at the title! It's called, Forbidden Love. 65 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,520 I wonder if that's you! It better not be. 66 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:10,920 Hey. What's up? 67 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,200 Nothing. Just a magazine. 68 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:13,240 What? 69 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,840 Nothing. Hi. 70 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:18,400 Listen, about the dance. 71 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,240 You, uh, seemed really nervous when I 72 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,000 asked you, which is to be expected, 73 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,520 because, you know, look at me. 74 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,920 I do. All the time. 75 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,800 Even when you don't know I am Did I say that out loud? 76 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:30,480 Yes. 77 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,800 I just wanted to give you a second chance. 78 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,400 So, uh, you want to go with me? 79 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,400 Jake, I wasn't nervous then and I'm not nervous now. 80 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,240 I just don't want to go to the dance with you. 81 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,880 Oh, wait, so that's a no. 82 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:42,480 Yes. 83 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,240 Yes? 84 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,560 No. Now stop that. 85 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,280 Okay. I just want you to know that I'm shooting 86 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,560 an episode with Hannah Montana this week 87 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,160 and even though I'll be kissing her 88 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,160 I'll be thinking of you. 89 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:02,040 Oh my God! Jake! I love you! You are so amazing! 90 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,080 Can you believe that guy? 91 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,760 Trying to make me jealous by saying he's going to be kissing Hannah Montana. 92 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:10,560 Wait a minute. 93 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,360 Oh no. 94 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,240 Oh yes! 95 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:19,320 This is horrible. Not only do I have to kiss him, but my lips fall off. 96 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,640 Well, hey, Dad. What you got there? 97 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,160 A birthday present for Uncle Earl. 98 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,680 Ooh, cool, can I see? 99 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,280 Son, don't open that! Don't open that! 100 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,760 Three. two one. 101 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,960 What is wrong with you? 102 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,800 I'm sorry, son. I told you not to open it. 103 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,320 You know how your Uncle Earl always sends me a prank for my birthday. 104 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:02,640 Well, this year I decided it was time for a little vacuum-packed payback. 105 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,160 Cool, can I get in on it? 106 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,920 Oh, son, no offense, but this game's for the big boys. 107 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,440 Your Uncle Earl's one of the all-time great pranksters. 108 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,640 I think you should just stay out of it. I wouldn't want you to get hurt. 109 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,840 Are you saying you don't think I have what it takes to put one over on Uncle Earl? 110 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,960 Son, you couldn't even put one over on your old man. 111 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,960 Gee, Dad, I-I guess you're right. 112 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,000 We'll see you later. 113 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,960 Jackson, I know that look. 114 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,160 What look? Bye. 115 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,720 Something tells me this ain't going to be pretty. 116 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,960 But it might be fun. 117 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,880 All right, Hannah, I'm Roger, your director, big fan, big fan. 118 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,240 You look horrible. 119 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,360 It's fantastic! 120 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:03,880 Listen, I've been thinking about the script and I've just got one little problem. 121 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:04,280 Oh boy. 122 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,640 No, no, no, it's just a little thing. 123 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,400 See, um, do I really have to kiss that zombie slayer? 124 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:17,320 Well, since the divine prophecy states that only by reawakening the cold, 125 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:20,640 dead heart of the princess can the slayer rout the forces 126 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:24,000 of darkness and save the world from ultimate destruction, 127 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,960 I'm going to have to say yes, you do. 128 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,240 But why does he always have to save the world? 129 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,600 I mean, can't his faithful sidekick Demon Dog save it this week? 130 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,640 I would rather plant one on the pooch. 131 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:41,360 Interesting idea. I'll mention it to the writers, but for now, just try to have fun. 132 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,320 And remember, all of us her .big fans, big fans. 133 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,280 Looks like we've got another diva guest star. 134 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,640 Turn on the charm. She's a little nervous about the kiss. 135 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,320 Aren't they all? I mean, look at me. 136 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,400 Yeah, you're beautiful, big fan, big fan. Just do it. 137 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,440 Hi, Hannah, I'm Jake Ryan. 138 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,960 We're so thrilled to have you on the show this week. 139 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,080 Yeah. It's gonna be real interesting for me, too. 140 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,040 So, uh, what do you think of the script? 141 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:18,560 Well, I love everything except page forty-one. 142 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,240 Oh, the kiss. 143 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,880 Yeah, nothing personal, buddy but. 144 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,760 Man, this is not my week. I mean, first, this 145 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,080 girl I like won't go to the school dance with me 146 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,920 and now my zombie princess won't kiss me. 147 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,400 Yeah well, I just don't think that the zombie 148 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,680 princess would Who's this girl at school? 149 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,640 Her name's Miley. 150 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:44,200 Wow. What an interesting name. I've never heard 151 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:47,480 anything like it. She must be really unique. 152 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:51,520 She is. She's cute and funny and smart. 153 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,280 She's so down-to-earth. 154 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,520 And when I talk to her, it doesn't feel like she's talking to Jake. 155 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,120 Ryan the celebrity, but she's talking to Jake Ryan the person. 156 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,640 You know what I mean? 157 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,480 Yeah, I do. Sometimes you need to know that people like 158 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,880 you for who you are and not just because you're a star. 159 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,600 Exactly! And she doesn't like me as a star or a person. 160 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:12,800 Isn't that great? 161 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,880 Uh, is this a trick question? 162 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:20,640 No, it's jus it's something new to me. 163 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,520 Look, I'm-I'm really sorry I'm dumping all this on 164 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,080 you, it's just, I can't stop thinking about her. 165 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:29,880 Really? 166 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,920 Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to forget about it. 167 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,760 Oh, yeah, right, I suppose forgetting about her's good. 168 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,400 So, uh, back to the kiss. 169 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,520 Don't worry about it, all right? Just, uh, close your eyes and count to sixty. 170 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,200 It'll be over before you know it. 171 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,360 Sixty? 172 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,680 Places! 173 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,720 Hope you like thunder mint. 174 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,640 Darling, in three and a half miles, you are all mine. 175 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,040 Maybe just three. 176 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,040 Mm. What the heck, how about I'll just jog down to the 177 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,840 end of the driveway, get the mail and be right back. 178 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,760 Come to papa. 179 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,080 Booyah! 180 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,640 Boy, I could use a glass of milk. 181 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,520 Your life is about to get real interesting son. 182 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,800 Zombie High bathroom. Take one! Action! 183 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,400 You have betrayed us, Zaronda! 184 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,480 No! The slayer is lying to you! 185 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,760 I saw the two of you with my own dead eyes! 186 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,160 Oh, you know what this means? 187 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:45,280 No, not the third stall! Not the portal to the underworld! No! 188 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,280 Dudes! I slayed you once, looks like. 189 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,880 Flush twice, it's a long way down. 190 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:24,400 Oh, Zaronda! Are you okay? 191 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,400 For a dead girl I've never felt so alive. 192 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,120 Then why did you run away from me? 193 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,840 Don't you see? Our love is forbidden. 194 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,600 We can never be together. 195 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,120 Then maybe this will change your mind. 196 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,440 He really is cute. 197 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,160 And he thinks I'm cute and down-to-earth. 198 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,520 Oh stop it, Miley, you don't like him. 199 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:54,240 Oh, who am I kidding, yes I do. And that thunder mint wow! 200 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,120 Cut! That's lunch! 201 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,680 What? Wait, wait, wait! What-What about the kiss? 202 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,640 I thought about it and you're right. 203 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,600 We should see how the audience feels about the relationship first. 204 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,200 Then bring you back. 205 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:07,600 But. 206 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,680 In the meantime, after lunch, we'll try that kiss with Demon Dog. 207 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,200 What? 208 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,360 Hope you don't mind the taste of kibble and gravy. 209 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,760 He is a messy eater. 210 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,960 Hey! Don't listen to me. 211 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,080 Aren't you the director? Be a man. 212 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,080 Wow, Hannah, you-you were, uh, really great in that 213 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,680 scene! You looked like you really wanted to kiss me. 214 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,640 Ye-Yeah, well, it's called acting! 215 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,560 You better brush them good if you're gonna be kissing me. 216 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,680 Lilly, I've been calling you all morning! Why 217 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,320 haven't you been answering your cell phone? 218 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,440 My dad took it away after the last biology quiz. 219 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,120 Who knew photosynthesis had nothing to do with photography? 220 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:04,160 Everyone. Now do you want to hear about Zombie High or not? 221 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,640 Yes, yes, yes! Tell me everything! But start with the kiss! How was the kiss? 222 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,040 Wet and kibbly. 223 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:09,680 Ew. 224 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,320 Yeah. I ended up kissing Demon Dog. 225 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,200 Anyhoo, that's not what I wanted to tell you. 226 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,320 It's about Jake. 227 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,000 I realized that I actually. 228 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,480 Hey, guys. 229 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,040 Oh, Jake. Hi. 230 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,080 Sup? 231 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,519 Okay, Jake, about the dance thing. 232 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,440 Don't worry, Miley. I'm not going to ask you again. I've learned my lesson. 233 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,280 Oh really, because I realized that. 234 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,040 That I should move on, I know. I know. 235 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,000 That's why I came over here to ask Lilly. 236 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,560 Do you want to go to the seventies dance with me? 237 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,040 What? 238 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:40,720 Yes. 239 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,480 Huh? 240 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,720 Cool. I'll call you with the deets. 241 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,480 I'm going to the dance with Jake! I'm going to the dance with. 242 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,480 Jake! Why aren't you happy dancing? Why aren't you happy dancing? 243 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,320 Because I like Jake. 244 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,880 Since when? 245 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,760 Since he saved me from going through the portal to the underworld. 246 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,640 Those kinds of things make you realize what's important in life. 247 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,040 But ever since the day he got here, all I've heard from you is, 248 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:10,360 Oh, he's so stuck-up, and Oh, who does he think he is. 249 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,600 Yeah, well I changed my mind. 250 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,400 Yeah, right after he asked me. 251 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,400 No. Actually, last night, which you would've 252 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,400 known if you would have had your cell phone. 253 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,440 Photosynthesis! I mean, come on! 254 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,440 How is this my fault? 255 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:27,000 It's not. Just tell Jake that you can't go to the dance and everything will be fine. 256 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,600 But I don't want to tell him that. 257 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,000 But he-he likes me. He only asked you because I said no. 258 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,960 So what are you saying? That I'm the canned fruit cup 259 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,360 you get when they're all out of the chocolate pudding? 260 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,400 What? 261 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:50,720 You know what I mean. Well, I've got news for you: the Jake ship has sailed. 262 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,280 And you're not on it! 263 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,200 I'm in a first class cabin! 264 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,640 Just leave mad already! 265 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,280 Happily! 266 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,960 My house is this way! My house is that way! 267 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,280 Morning, son. You sure are a heavy sleeper. 268 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,200 Well, I'm gonna get you for this. 269 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,120 What the? 270 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,400 What's wrong, Dad? You look a little down. 271 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:50,120 Good job, son. Now. Let me give you a little hug, okay? 272 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,080 Oh, no. You stay away from me, sticky man. 273 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:56,200 Oh no, let me give you a little low-fat raspberry love. 274 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,360 Bye-bye. 275 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:03,200 Oh. Before digital photography, that would've taken me a week to paint. 276 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,960 Got to love the progress. 277 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,480 That was a good one, Dad. 278 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,960 That was a good one. 279 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,960 Now give me a hug. 280 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,640 Oh, no. Get away from me pudding boy. 281 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,120 Come on. 282 00:16:20,121 --> 00:16:21,280 Get away from me. 283 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:27,640 Come here. Give me a-Give me a hug. Come on. Daddy! 284 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,120 That was The Miami Funk Corporation with "The". 285 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,000 Groove is Gonna Getcha, Shoogie Oogie Oogie." 286 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,000 I'm having a great time. 287 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,560 Me, too. 288 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,160 Hey, you know, that reminds me, there's 289 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,000 something I've been wanting to do all night. 290 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,720 Really? Oh boy. 291 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:02,160 Uh, just stretching my lips. I heard the punch is tart. 292 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,200 Hey, disco man, mind if I borrow your mic? 293 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,440 Dude, are you kidding? Just let me do a quick intro. 294 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:16,840 All you super fly guys, and you foxy ladies, it gives me great pleasure 295 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:22,120 to introduce a living legend, a star for the ages, the King of Funkytown. 296 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,480 Yo, Oliver, before the semester ends. 297 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,240 And my close personal friend, Jake Ryan. 298 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,480 Who says I'm the second coolest guy at school. 299 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,800 Thanks, everybody. I just want to say how happy I am to be 300 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,360 part of a school where everybody is so nice... and alive. 301 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,040 Dude. 302 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,840 Anyway, I want to dedicate this song to all the 303 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,840 friends I've made here and one very special friend. 304 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,560 Hey, y'all. What's up? 305 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,360 Whoa. 306 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,880 What are you doing? You're supposed to be at a 307 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,160 seventies dance, not turning letters on a game show. 308 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,480 Oh my goodness, I completely forgot. I hope I don't stand out. 309 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,960 I know exactly what you're doing. You're trying to get Jake to notice you. 310 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,880 No, I'm not. Oh. Hi, Jake. 311 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,120 Hi, Miley. You look great. 312 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,360 Really? I think she looks like a fire truck. 313 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,520 A very cute fire truck. 314 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,600 Hey, less talkie, more dancie. Oliver! Let's get this party started! Now! 315 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,160 Looks like somebody's trying to bump up the party. 316 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,200 Everybody's doing the bump. 317 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,440 Girls, please put the claws away. 318 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,600 Stay out of this Jake! 319 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,080 Yeah, we're fighting over you. 320 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,800 Knock it off, he's my date! 321 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,400 Yeah, well, he asked me first! 322 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,240 You said no three times! 323 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,840 Forgive me for thinking that meant no! 324 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,760 Hey. Well, you're forgiven. 325 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,280 Chocolate pudding! 326 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,240 Fruit cup! 327 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,280 Wait. Celebrity in pain. 328 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,080 Congratulations. You made me look ridiculous in front of Jake. 329 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,360 Oh yeah? Look what you did to me. 330 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,800 Well, I'm not the one trying to steal someone else's date. 331 00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:44,720 How could you do that to me? 332 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:53,080 I don't know! I mean, it was Jake and he's just so cute. 333 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:59,480 And that thunder mint. Wow, and I kissed a dog, I think I deserved it! 334 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,760 Well, you can have him. I don't like him that much anyway. 335 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,680 Since when? 336 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:09,320 Since... since I saw the way he looked at you. 337 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,240 Lilly, I-I mean, I just Forget it. 338 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:19,040 Easy come, easy go. You go back out there. I'll just rinse the sherbert out of my wig. 339 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,280 You gonna be okay? 340 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,520 Yeah, I'm fine. 341 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:26,520 Lilly. 342 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:32,040 It's nothing. I'm just rinsing my wig with my tears. 343 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,480 Why aren't you leaving? 344 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,880 Because I hurt my best friend over some guy. 345 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,320 And nobody, not even Jake Ryan, is worth that. 346 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,360 I'm sorry Lilly. 347 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,920 You should be. 348 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,120 Ew. You smell really bad. 349 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,440 Hey, you two okay? 350 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,520 Yeah. We're fine. 351 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,320 Yeah, we talked. We worked it all out. 352 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,320 Sorry, Jake. I'm not into you anymore. 353 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,160 That's cool. So, Miley, you want to dance? 354 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,960 No thanks, I'm gonna dance with my best friend. 355 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,760 Whatever. So, who wants to do the Hustle with Jake Ryan? 356 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,080 I don't know what they see in him. 357 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,760 Neither do I. 358 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,520 Good thing we're over him. 359 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,120 Oh yeah. 360 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,680 Hey, Jackson, get up and get me a soda, would you? 361 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,240 Yeah, sure. I go open the refrigerator and a monkey 362 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,800 pops out and hits me over the head with a banana. 363 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,120 You want a drink, you go get it. 364 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,120 Oh no, I see what you're doing. 365 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,400 Turn it around so I get up and open up the fridge 366 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,520 and a monkey hits me in the face with a pie.