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We're going to miss you, Principal Fisher.
I can't believe

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you're retiring. You don't
look a day over eighty.

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Lilly, he's only sixty-five!

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Really! Is he sick.

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He will be after he sees this.

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Let's see what farewell words Dandruff
Danny has for Principal Fisher.

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One second, let me fix my hair.

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This is gonna take a while.

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Uh, I was just kidding about
before, sir. It's not

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that you're old; it's just
that you remind me of my dead grandfather.

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But he didn't die from old age.

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He got hit by a school bus.
Ironic, isn't it?

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Uh, Principal Fisher!

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Now, Oken, I hope this is not some
sort of video farewell for a beloved

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retiring Principal.

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Hey.

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All right,
you girls, hold it right there!

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I want to do mine over again.

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We'll clean it up in editing.

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Miley.

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Miley?

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Miley.

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Move over girls. Listen, Jake,

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and
listen good. There's only one dame

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in the world that's right for a guy
like you and you're looking at her.

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What took you so long, baby?

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Traffic. Now plant one on me and make me
remember why I waste my time with you.

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Miley! Miley!

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What?

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You were dreaming about
Jake again, weren't you?

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No, I wasn't. Why would you say that?
I'm so over him.

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Hey, Miley.

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I'm over you, okay? Move on with your life!

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I was just gonna tell
her her shoe's untied.

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Whoa!

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And I can't sing this anymore.

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I mean, it's not like

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girls just stand around

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dreaming about boys all day.

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You okay, darling?

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Of course, I'm fine. It's just

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there's other more important

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things in life, like world peace, and...

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whales.

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Why can't we do a song about whales?

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And not stupid boy whales.

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Girl whales. Happy,
independent girl whales.

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I'll get right on it, darling.

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Girl whales, doing their

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nails, don't need no males.
Practically writes itself.

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Daddy, I'm not saying
that's exactly the song.

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I'm open to other fish too.
Can I take a break?

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I think that's a good idea.

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Besides, there's somebody
here who wants to see you.

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Dad, I'm not in the mood
to see anybody right now.

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Well, fine.

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If you don't want
to see me, I'll just turn

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the bus around and head on
back to Nashville. Look at

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you. My goodness. You are
sprouting like a rosebush after

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a month of rain, only not
as wet and twice as pretty.

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Whoo doggies, I like that.

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I might use that in a song.

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Well, fine. First one's free, next
one you share profits with me.

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Come in here, sweet pea, I got a
story to tell you about this possum

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and a skunk that were sharing a pew
at church.

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Okay, what's his name?

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What are you talking about?

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I am talking about my goddaughter
crushing over some boy

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harder than a monster truck
driving over a little clown car.

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Monster trucks, clown cars. Whoo,

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I've miss you, Aunt Dolly.

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You're funny. But, you know, we're
thinking about getting a dog.

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Really? Well, you might
want to think about naming

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him Zippy, because zip is
what I'm getting from you.

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Listen, sweet pea,

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when you decide you want to talk

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about this boy…that don't exist,

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you know I'm here you.

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And I'm here, too, bud.

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Robby Ray, you nosy hillbilly!

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Hey. I'm not listening;

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I just
wanted you to know I'm here. And

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I'm not a nosy hillbilly; I'm
a concerned hillbilly father.

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Morning, Dolly.

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Hey.

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Whoa, looks like my home's been invaded
by aliens from the planet Froufrou.

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Robby Stewart, you
keep making fun of my

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decorating, I'm gonna have
to tell your kids how

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you used to run around
in a diaper and little

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black boots saying,
"Hello, I'm Johnny Cash."

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Come to think of it, I love what
you've done with the place.

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Hey, good. Would you just say
that to the folks back home? And

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while you're at it, would you
please tell Uncle Zeke to get rid

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of that awful mullet combover.

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Lord knows how that man can take

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one hair; wrap it completely
around his head and down his back.

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It's called a skullet
and it ain't that bad.

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Well, you ain't seen him
floss with it.

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Ready?

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Hey, everybody. Hey, Uncle Zeke,
you might want to treat yourself

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to a haircut, and get you a toothpick.
I'm going for a jog.

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Okay.

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Oh man. This is not good.

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Oh, what's the matter with you?

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Aunt Dolly, I smell like a petunia.

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What did you wash this stuff in?

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Well, just a little fabric
softener and a whole lot of love.

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You got anything to
say to the folks back home?

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Well sure.

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Hey, everybody,
when the guys get a

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whiff of me I'm gonna
get beat up today! Bye.

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Well, at least you got a look
at him before that happens. So,

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let's go check on Miley and see
what she's up to. Come on.

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Well, that was just
beautiful, sweet pea.

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I can't wait to hear you sing it
when there really is a boy.

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His name is Jake. Jake Ryan.

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The zombie slayer? "Dude,
I slayed you once, don't"

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make me slay you again."

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That boy is too cute.

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I know. He goes to my school. And
sometimes he can be really obnoxious,

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but then he gets really sweet and-and
then he gets all obnoxious again.

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That reminds me; I got to call my husband.

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Aunt Dolly! Puberty crisis here.

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Darling, I am so sorry.

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I just forget sometimes.

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Being a teenage girl

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is harder than walking through a
balloon shop with a porcupine purse.

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I don't know what to do, Aunt Dolly?

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Jake said he likes me

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because I'm the only girl at
school who's not falling all over

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him. And if I tell him that I
like him, then I am falling all

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over him. I'm caught between a
rock and a zombie slayer here!

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Well, honey, nobody knows what's around the
corner. But I know one thing:

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if you keep

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yourself out of the game
for fear of losing,

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there is no way on this
earth you're gonna win.

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So, you're saying that I
should just walk up to Jake

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and say, "Jake Ryan, I'm
through pretending that I"

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don't like you, when the truth is...
I'm totally in

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"love with you!"

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Wait a minute.
Is this thing on?

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Oh, good golly, miss Dolly.

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You know what?
I am forever

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leaving this thing on. Last
Christmas, I got four hours of

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the dog chewing the head off
the Little Drummer Boy. Poor

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little old Rufus was chucking
up body parts for a week.

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Uh, Aunt Dolly, I think
your hair's ringing.

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Well, honey, when your pants
are as tight as mine you've

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got to have somewhere to put your phone.

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Hey, sweetie,

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I was just talking about you.

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Rufus ate what? No.

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I'll be right back.

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He did?
The one out on the patio?

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Miles, I got to get
this video in today and

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you're the only one who
hasn't said good-bye

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to Principal Fisher. So
take your time, think

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of something really good.
And, action!

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Okay.

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Bye.

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Perfect! Ooh, muffins.

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Bye. Why didn't I do that? "A day
over eighty." What was I thinking?

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Oh, that's my mom. I have
to get to school early

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so I can turn this
thing into the editor.

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Oliver, let's go!

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I thought you said that was your mom.

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It is.

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When she's mad she uses her man voice.

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Move, move, move!

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Wait a minute. I thought
he took his camera.

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Oh, that's Aunt Dolly's.

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Funny. It looks a lot like Oliver's.

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Yeah, but Aunt Dolly's has
her initial on it. See?

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Where's the D?

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Where's the rhinestone D?

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Miley. It's just a camera.
What's the big deal?

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That camera has a tape of me saying, "Jake
Ryan, I'm totally in love with you!"

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Whoa!

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I know.

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Hey, Jake.

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'Sup?

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Quick, Oliver, you took the wrong camera!
Give it back.

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Sorry, here.

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Thanks. Where's the tape?

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I gave it to the editor.

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Who's the editor?

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Jake.

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Jake... who?

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Ow, ow, ow,

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thanks a lot. You
ripped out my only chest hair.

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So I gave Jake the tape.
Just go ask for it back.

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I can't believe I have to do this.

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Jake, can we have our tape back?

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Please. I looked great.
She looked terrible.

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Better than you!

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Keep dreaming!

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Uh, Jake?

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Um, one second. Guys, if
I let you redo your tape

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then everyone's gonna want
to do the same thing.

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I'm sorry, but nobody gets
their tapes back under

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any circumstances.

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So, uh, Miley, what's going on?

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Um, I just wanted to tell you that...

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I know another guy named Jake Ryan.

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So if you ever hear me

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talking about Jake Ryan, I'm
talking about the other.

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Jake Ryan. Not you, Jake.
Other Jake. Bye-bye.

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You're dead to me.

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Dad, I don't know why,
but I have this funny

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feeling that Aunt Dolly
replaced my shampoo.

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Whoa!

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Well, join the club, son.

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Looks like
we've been volumized and Dolly-sized.

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I can't take this anymore, Dad.
Between the-the

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shampoo and the-and the
smelly tissues, and

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the-and the-the potpourri, and all these
flowers.

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I mean, I'm losing my manly essence!

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There's only one thing we can do, son.

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Let's go to the gym and fight

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back with the only thing she can't
take from us,

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our man stink.

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Uh, Dad, can we maybe do it tomorrow?
Aunt Dolly

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buffed my nails and I
don't want to ruin them.

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Do you hear yourself, son?

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Oh no, get me to the gym fast!

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We've got to figure out
something, Lilly. Jake's

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probably laughing at
that tape right now.

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I know, this is awful, this is horrible,
this is...

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so cute! Can I borrow it?

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Put that away, Lilly, I've got
something else for you girls to wear.

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Thanks, Aunt Dolly, but clothes
aren't going to help me now.

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Oh, these will.

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I got you girls into this mess, and
I'm going to get you out. If that

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boy won't give the tape back, we're
going in after it,

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undercover.

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Ooh, I like the way she thinks!

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And I love the way she accessorizes!

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These boots are made for sneaking.

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Girls, I don't just rock, I roll.

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Okay, let's just focus on the plan.
Aunt Dolly and I go into the edit

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room. Lilly, you stand watch. We get
the tape and we're out of here.

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Okay.

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It's locked!

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Not for long. These nails
ain't just for scratching.

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Like a charm. I haven't
carried a house key in years.

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Okay, people, let's git-r-done!

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Lilly, less squeaky, more sneaky.

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Sorry.

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Oh no he's in there.

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What do we do?

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I'm sorry, honey. Mind if I clean
up in here? Well, it don't

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matter because I'm gonna clean up
anyhow, so don't sass me, boy.

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No problem.

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Oh, one sec. Since you're here I
might as well, uh, toss this.

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Oh wait! Don't you want to finish that?
You're a growing boy.

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Nah. I eat too much of this junk anyway.

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Uh, can't let you do that. Union rules.

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I'll take care of it.

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I'll just toss it into
the left of the trash can.

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Whoa, what the heck is in there?

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Well, I guess that dead lab frog
still has a little hop left in him.

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Sweet niblets, you are Jake Ryan!
You are Jake, aren't you?

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Yes.

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You're as cute as they said.
Can I have your autograph?

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Oh, sure.

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It's really for my goddaughter. I mean,
she just loves you. Really she loves you.

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That's that dang frog again.

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Hey, what happened to all my tapes?

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Hey, didn't you say that very line in
the famous lost zombie tape episode?

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Yeah. Some of my finest work.

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Well, I have heard about you. I've
heard you do some great stuff. And

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you are as cute as they say. Well,
got to go, while the getting's good.

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Oh, uh, one more thing.

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Shake in the hole!

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Did you get it?

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Oh, I got it. I got it good.

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Strawberry.

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Oh, my favorite.

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Breathe that in, son.

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That's the sweet stench
of independence, freedom, and manly pride.

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I hear you, Daddy.

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Oh! My eyes are burning, my eyes.

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I'm so ranky I taste my own stanky.

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I can't stand it. I-I'm taking
a shower and I'm using Aunt.

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Dolly's peach body wash with
exfoliating loofa glove.

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Well, you loofa all you want
to, I'm gonna take a bubble

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bath with one of her citrus fizzy balls.
Maybe two.

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What are you so upset about?
You got your tape back.

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I know I should be happy, but I'm not.

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Well, I mean, it makes sense.
You're right back

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where you're started,
secretly crushing on Jake.

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If I were you, I would've listened to your
Aunt Dolly and just tell him how you feel.

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Why didn't you tell me that yesterday?

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Because I wanted to wear
the cool black outfit.

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Okay, I'm just going to do it. I'm
gonna tell him the truth.

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You know, he

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might think I'm falling all over him,
but at least he'll know how I feel.

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And maybe he'll feel the same way.

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Yeah you're right. It's worth the risk.
I'll never know unless I try.

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Yeah.

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Here I go.

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Hey, Jake.

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Hey, Miley.

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Listen, I have something
to tell you and it's...

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Hi, Jakey.

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Hey, Rach. Oh, Miley, uh, you know
Rachel, right? From Spanish class?

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Oh, sure. Hi, Rachel.

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Yeah, we're kind of going out now.

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Isn't that great?

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Yeah. Really great.

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Uh, so, uh, what was it
that you wanted to tell me?

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Nothing. It's not important anymore.

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All right, well,

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uh, see ya around.

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Yeah, see you around.

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He loves me not. Still not loving me.

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Too busy loving Rachel.

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00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,240
And he still ain't loving
me, and now he's not

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living me anymore and
now I need more petals.

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00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,320
You got any ideas what
we're gonna do about this?

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Have you ever known me not to have an idea?

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Just follow my lead.

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00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,760
So, Robby, do you remember when
you were trying to get up the

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courage to ask Miley's mom out and
she just turned you down flat?

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00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,880
Yep. She said she was already
dating somebody else.

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And do you remember what I told you?

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Yep. You said, next time
you're gonna ask a girl

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out, don't wash your
truck, wash your hair.

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I mean after that.

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Yep.

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You said the only
way to not be in the game,

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is if you take
yourself out of the game.

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00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,320
Guys, I know what you all
are trying to do, but let's face it,

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00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,200
I waited too long.
I blew it. Game over.

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00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,960
Robby, is this the same girl
who came to me and said,

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00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,880
"I want to be a singer" and
I said, "Sweet pea, the

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00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,240
"chances of that happening
are one in a million" and

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she said, "I want to be that
one".

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00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,200
Where's that girl?

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00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,400
She's right here.

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00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,080
Well, if you hadn't taken
that risk, you never

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00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,600
would've become Hannah
Montana, now would you?

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00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,080
No.

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00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,000
So...

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00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,840
So if I want something bad enough, I
should get off my butt and fight for it.

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00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:43,840
That's right. That reminds me of a
song by my favorite teen pop star.

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00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,640
Who said?

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00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,880
Have you been using my citrus fizzy balls?

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00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:34,120
No, ma'am. But I did use
your apricot scrub.

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00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,920
You know, Aunt Dolly, I kind of modeled
Hannah Montana's look after you.

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00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,680
Really? I thought I was missing a wig!

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00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,600
Don't make me smile. I'm cracking.

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00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,760
You know, this avocado mask tastes ten
times better than the mango scrub.

354
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:10,040
You know Rufus ate a whole bowl of
that mango scrub once. For a whole

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00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:14,360
week, that little dog smelled like a
tropical breeze coming and going.

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00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:18,000
Cool. Can't wait.