1 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,680 Thanks for coming! See y'all next time! 2 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,000 Hey, take it easy, people. 3 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,519 She picks her nose just like everybody else. 4 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,120 One nostril at a time. 5 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:19,920 That is not true. 6 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,320 Right, she has people do it for her. 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,480 Hey, that was one time! 8 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,480 My nails were wet and Lilly offered. 9 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,399 Hey Andy, don't bother with switching the limos tonight. 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,839 Nobody's following us and the sooner I can stop 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,400 breathing the same air as my brother, the better. 12 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:42,319 Lighten up; I'm just having a little fun. 13 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,560 You'd feel the same way if you had to sit backstage 14 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,839 and listen to songs you've heard a thousand times. 15 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,639 I get it, you got nerve. 16 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,640 Yes, I do. 17 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,079 Hey, Miles, you got your keys on you? 18 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,439 Who's taking care of who? 19 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:01,840 Yeah, right. Sorry. Bye. 20 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,879 Jackson, very funny. Come on, Jackson, let me in! Jackson! 21 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:12,880 Hey, Hannah! Gotcha! I knew if I kept following you, I'd find out where you live. 22 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,280 Live here? Me? 23 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,119 Uh! No, I'm just here to visit a friend. 24 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,319 Looks more like a boyfriend to me. 25 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,320 A what? 26 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:22,640 Say front page! 27 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,440 Go away! 28 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,160 You guys want to see something? 29 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,520 I'll show you a little something! 30 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,839 Oh, great, I can see the next headline now, 31 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,400 Hannah Dates Monkey Boy! 32 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,959 Hey, there wouldn't even be any headlines if it wasn't for you. 33 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,440 And there wouldn't be any picture if you hadn't locked me out! 34 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:46,120 Clear it! Out of my way! This is my house, get back! Hey, 35 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:50,240 why don't y'all go chase a crooked politician, at least he'll smile for you. 36 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,240 So when exactly were you two going to tell me you were dating? 37 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,919 Come on, Dad, it's not funny. It's horrible. 38 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:04,239 Yeah, how could anybody believe that I would go out with someone like her? 39 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,719 Jackson, it would be the luckiest day of your life if 40 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,200 you got to date Hannah Montana, and what am I saying? 41 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,920 Well, the two of you do make a lovely couple. 42 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,920 Ew! 43 00:03:13,921 --> 00:03:15,719 Oh, this is all your fault! 44 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,920 Don't bother switching the limos. Nobody's following us. 45 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,400 I am so smart. Blah, blah, blah. 46 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:22,920 Is that true, Mile? 47 00:03:22,921 --> 00:03:24,959 Dad, please, no lectures. 48 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,640 The entire world now thinks I'm dating Jackson. 49 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,839 Isn't that punishment enough? 50 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,439 I'm afraid this time you're not going to be able to joke your way out of it. 51 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,480 Who's joking? 52 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,600 Oh, great, just what I need. 53 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,120 Hi, Traci. 54 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,880 Hannah, I can't believe you have a boyfriend 55 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:46,184 and didn't tell me. And he's so cute. 56 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,280 Yeah, he's really, uh something. 57 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:58,519 You have to bring him to the party I'm throwing for Madonna tomorrow afternoon. 58 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,239 Everyone's going to be there. It's the perfect 59 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,520 place to show off Hannah's new hottie. 60 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:10,240 Trace, I don't know how we could pass up an opportunity like this. 61 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:15,400 Of course, me and my hottie will be at your party. 62 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:16,640 What? 63 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,160 Fabu! Ciao. 64 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,440 Will this nightmare never end? 65 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,479 Not until the press gets a picture of us breaking up. 66 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,519 And that party is the perfect place to do it. 67 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,959 Look, I am not going to some stupid celebrity 68 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,440 party as Hannah's little show dog. Right, Dad? 69 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:39,920 Dad? Oh, no, Dad! Why? 70 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,879 Son, I know your sister got herself into this pickle, but she's 71 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,160 not going to be able to get out of it without your help. 72 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,640 Now, you may not like it, but that's what family does for family. 73 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:53,279 All right, fine. But since you got me into this I get to break up with you. 74 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:57,920 No way. I'm the teen pop sensation. I get to break up with you. Right, Dad? 75 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,200 Dad? Oh, no, Dad! Why? 76 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,480 Boy, life sure can be weird. 77 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,160 Who'd have thought Miley'd be dating Jackson 78 00:05:15,176 --> 00:05:17,464 and you'd be burping a sack of flour. 79 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,799 Oliver, the assignment is to raise a fake baby; 80 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,600 you don't get extra credit for turning into Daddy McDork. 81 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,479 Hey, when you take Mr. Meyer's class next semester, 82 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,880 you can handle the assignment any way you want. 83 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,240 But I'm going to take it seriously. 84 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,600 Why? 85 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,320 There's my little cuddle-wuddles. 86 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:43,880 Mommy got you some organic strained beets from a nonprofit Native American commune. 87 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,680 Aw. Oh, yummy. You missed it, Sarah sweetheart. 88 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,080 He just learned how to sit up on his own. 89 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,079 Good for you! It won't be long until you're all grown 90 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,400 up and making alternative fuel out of raisins! 91 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,960 So, that's what this is all about. 92 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,440 What? 93 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:12,760 Nothing. It's just that you and Sarah and your flour child make a very cute family. 94 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:17,720 Thank you. 95 00:06:17,721 --> 00:06:21,919 Oh, Lilly. You kidder. We're just friends doing an assignment. 96 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:26,920 Nothing more. Don't blow this for me. I really like her. 97 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,920 Since when? 98 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,240 Since she became the mother of my assignment. 99 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,120 Look, I can't explain it. 100 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,679 But the more time I spend with her, the more I like her. 101 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:41,760 Oliver, I'm worried. I think he looks a little pale. 102 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,040 Of course he's pale, he's bleached flour. 103 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,240 Okay, so, um, we're clear on the plan, right? 104 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,520 We get in front of the press, I say Jackson, 105 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,559 what are you trying to say to me? And you say. 106 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,920 See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. Now, where's the free shrimp? 107 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,079 Jackson, you're breaking up with Hannah Montana. 108 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,920 Can't you do it with a little more class? 109 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,640 Apparently not. 110 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,960 Look who came to wish you a happy birthday, Madonna. 111 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,840 America's new sweethearts. 112 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:20,240 Madonna's a cat? I'm at a birthday party in a tent for a cat? 113 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,720 What's for dessert, chocolate mousse or chocolate mouse? 114 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:29,680 You're funny. And he's even cuter in person. 115 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:34,800 He is? I mean he is, of course, he is. After all, 116 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,720 he's my. boyfriend. 117 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,800 Impressive. Madonna's purring. Oh wait, that's me. 118 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,760 Ooh. I smell something wrapped in bacon. 119 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:55,440 What a caveman! You better be careful, someone's going to steal him. 120 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,680 Make me an offer. 121 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,600 You're Hannah's new dude. Awesome. 122 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,840 Yeah, great, whatever. 123 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,280 Hey, I'm Stavros. I'm dating Ashley. 124 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,520 Which Ashley? 125 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,600 Like it matters. 126 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,720 I got courtside seats for the Lakers tomorrow 127 00:08:18,761 --> 00:08:20,759 night and Leonardo, he can't go. You, uh, 128 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:21,760 you want to come? 129 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,360 Do I have to pay for parking? 130 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:25,719 Hey, you're one of us now. 131 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,199 We don't have to pay for anything. 132 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,520 What do you mean? 133 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,959 Dude, when you're in the public eye as much as we 134 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,560 are, companies give you stuff just for the publicity. 135 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,959 Here. Get your picture taken wearing these and 136 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,880 you'll be getting tons of glasses for free. 137 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,480 Awesome. 138 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,280 Oh yeah. 139 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:51,800 Look, Hannah, someone got Madonna a rhinestone scooper. 140 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,720 What a lucky kitty. Where's the press? 141 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:02,040 Don't worry. I knew you'd want your privacy so I kept the whole thing on the DL. 142 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:06,159 Terrific. Isn't that woman wearing the same dress as you? 143 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:11,160 Oh, she has got to go. Security, escort my mother out! 144 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,959 Yes, This Week In Hollywood. 145 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:26,960 Hi, it's Traci Van Horne and you'll never guess who's at my party. 146 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,400 Hannah Montana and her new beau. 147 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:35,640 That's right. Ooh and you better hurry. Ciao. 148 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:45,600 Oliver, you have got to get your board. The waves are incredible today. 149 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,640 How did I get so lucky? 150 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,520 Every one picked partners and you were the only two left. 151 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,039 Ollie-kins, where's the sunscreen? 152 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:02,920 Now that they've destroyed the ozone layer, we have to protect Little Ollie. 153 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,680 Coming, Sarah-boo. 154 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,960 Ollie-kins? Sarah-boo? 155 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:15,040 I know. My cup runneth over. 156 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,880 Oh, there you go. 157 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:27,280 Just think, one day he could be a great humanitarian. 158 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,800 Or a couple dozen cupcakes. 159 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,919 So, is he a good kisser? 160 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:41,200 Ew We haven't-haven't done that yet. 161 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,720 We're taking it slow. 162 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:47,280 Real slow. I'm talking centuries. 163 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,000 Hannah, train wreck. 164 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,719 Someone tipped off the press that you were here. 165 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,320 No! 166 00:10:53,321 --> 00:10:56,079 I'm so embarrassed. I'll sneak you out the back. 167 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,360 No, that would ruin everything! 168 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:04,000 I mean, if we don't face them now, they'll never go away. 169 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,680 You are so brave. 170 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,040 Whoo! 171 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,520 Oh yeah! 172 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,480 Jackson, where have you been? 173 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,919 Stavros just let me drive his Vavetti convertible. It was awesome! 174 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,360 Why don't you keep it for the week? 175 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:25,000 I got an SUV that needs some TLC. 176 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,680 Oh yeah! 177 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,160 Um, honey. 178 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,760 Chicks. What? 179 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,280 The press is here. 180 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,920 So, if there's anything you would like to tell me you should tell me now. 181 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,520 Oh, right. 182 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,800 Come on, Jackson, what do you have to say to me? 183 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,040 I 184 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,040 Come on. I can handle it. 185 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,960 Say something, Monkey Boy. 186 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,239 I love you Hannah Montana! 187 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:56,000 And I never want to break up with you. Ever, ever. 188 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,640 Well aren't you full of surprises 189 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,200 honey! 190 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,879 Come on, Miles, what's the big deal? 191 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,480 Don't even talk to me! 192 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,160 Sounds like you two are still a couple. 193 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,280 Not just any couple! 194 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,960 According to Jackson, we're the happiest couple in Hollywood! 195 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,880 Jackson, I'm going to ask you a question 196 00:12:26,905 --> 00:12:28,704 I've never had to ask one of my kids before: 197 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,840 why didn't you break up with your sister? 198 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,600 All right, look, I admit it. I may have gotten a little carried away. But, Dad, 199 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,479 some guy loaned me his convertible for the week just because I'm Hannah's boyfriend. 200 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,559 I don't care what the reason was, you were supposed to help your sister. 201 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,000 It's the Vavetti twin-turbo. 202 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,319 You and I are going to take a long ride and talk about it. I'll drive. 203 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,719 Dad, what about me? 204 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,360 Oh, honey, there's no backseat and you've already had a ride. 205 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,519 Do you hear yourself? 206 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:58,240 Oh, I'm sorry. Your daddy just had a little bit of a male moment there. 207 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:02,080 Jackson, your sister's right. You can't take advantage of her like this. 208 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,120 She-She's the one that made me her boyfriend in the first place. 209 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,439 Look, all I'm asking is to keep pretending for like, a week 210 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,159 so I can have a little fun with it. And you can't even give me that. 211 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,440 Good! We understand each other. 212 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,360 Yeah, we do. 213 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,159 When you need a favor from me, that's family helping family. 214 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,120 But when I ask for a little something in return, 215 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,000 well, suddenly Hannah doesn't play that game. 216 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,480 Hmm. Nice to know how things work around here. 217 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,800 Don't worry, honey, he'll cool off. 218 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,720 I know. It's just. 219 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,160 What? 220 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,439 Well, I did get him into this, and he did help me out. 221 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,679 And he never really gets the perks I get when 222 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,920 I'm Hannah. I mean, really, where's the harm? 223 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,520 I don't know, but I'm sure the two of you will find it. 224 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,759 I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I think 225 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,600 I have to do it. One week. I can handle that. 226 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,079 One week. I can handle that. 227 00:13:56,080 --> 00:14:01,080 Yes! You are the best girlfriend I've ever had! 228 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:04,640 Ow. 229 00:14:04,641 --> 00:14:06,839 This is weirder than a three-eyed billy goat, 230 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,120 in a flatbed truck in the middle of Manhattan. 231 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,320 Okay, Coop, I'll tell him. 232 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,399 So, how was lunch with the boyfriend? 233 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,400 We didn't eat. 234 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:54,960 Why not? 235 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,480 No, no, no, you listen to me, Mr. Diddy, if you want us to 236 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,960 eat at your restaurant again, it's table one or nuttin'. 237 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,039 Yeah, I don't even care if you have to dump Bradgelina. 238 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:11,200 You're dealing with Jacksannah now. Good day. 239 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,240 I said good day, Diddy! 240 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,560 Answer your question? 241 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,559 Hey, Jacksannah, Cooper called. Remember him, your best friend? 242 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,000 Oh, right, I've been meaning to get back to him. 243 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:27,279 Note to self: send Coop a nice fruit basket saying I'm sorry, 244 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,640 blah, blah, blah and throw in an autographed photo of Jacksannah. 245 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:36,960 That's it! I've had it! Look at yourself! I don't even know who you are anymore. 246 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,959 And tomorrow on the Wake Up, It's Wendy! show 247 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:43,400 I'm announcing that Jacksannah is history. 248 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,079 Well, hold on, you can't do that. We had a deal. 249 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,320 And if I'm not seen in public wearing the sunglasses, the 250 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,719 jacket, and the watch, I'm gonna have to give them all back! 251 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,440 I don't care! 252 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,240 But the public doesn't want me, they want us. 253 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,200 I'm nothing without you. 254 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,720 You complete me. 255 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,480 And you completely creep me out! 256 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,520 Okay, okay, okay, what about family helping family? 257 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,439 I tried to help you, but all it's done is turn you into an obnoxious, 258 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,640 self-centered jerk who took advantage of his sister and blew off his best friend. 259 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:20,800 Dude, it's over! Snoop Dorky Dork. 260 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,759 Hey, hey, I did not blow him off! 261 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:29,640 I'm sending him a nice fruit basket! Dad, talk to her! 262 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,719 Dad? 263 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,280 Yee-ha! 264 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,680 I'm going to send you a very strongly worded text message. 265 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,600 So, how about that A we got on the baby project? 266 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,400 Yeah. It's pretty great. 267 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:03,320 You say something? 268 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:03,880 No. 269 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,880 Oh. 270 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,879 I'm just gonna go stretch my legs. 271 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:17,880 All right. 272 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,200 She's suffocating me! 273 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,199 Sarah? The love of your life? 274 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,920 The apple of your eye? The mother of your flour? 275 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,879 That's just it. Without the kid we have nothing to talk about. 276 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,120 So tell her how you feel and get it over with. 277 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,040 Lilly, you don't understand. 278 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:46,440 I mean, that'd break her heart. I'm her Big Daddy Oken! 279 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:52,039 Big Daddy, I've got to be honest. 280 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,279 Without the baby, we have nothing to talk about, you're 281 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,320 boring, and you use petroleum-based hair products. 282 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,360 Its over. Bye, Lilly! 283 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,720 She's dying inside. 284 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,680 What a beautiful, beautiful song. Sung by a beautiful, beautiful girl. 285 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,959 Take a look under your seats, people. Oh, you've 286 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,360 all got free Hannah Montana goodie bags! Whoo! 287 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,960 So, Hannah, whenever I hear a song sung with that kind of emotion. 288 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:57,440 Mm-hmm. I can't help thinking that you were thinking of someone very special! Huh? 289 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,560 Am I right, am I right? I am right, aren't I? 290 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:06,480 Well, now that you bring it up, I do have some news about me and Jackson. 291 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,679 Ooh! 292 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,599 No, no, no, it's not like that. It's really kind of serious. 293 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,600 Oh! 294 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,080 The truth is, 295 00:19:15,081 --> 00:19:17,239 Jackson and I are. 296 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,800 Totally and completely in love! 297 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,320 Oh no. 298 00:19:22,321 --> 00:19:27,320 I love Hannah Montana! I love Hannah Montana! I love Hannah Montana! 299 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:43,240 Well, ladies and gentlemen, the couple of the moment, Jacksannah! Whoo! 300 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:45,960 What are you doing? 301 00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:48,199 I am trying to save this relationship! 302 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,439 What relationship? 303 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,119 Don't say that, babe. 304 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,520 I love this woman! I love this woman! I love her more than I love my. 305 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,440 Grunschwiegenflagen watch! Water resistant to a hundred-and-fifty meters. 306 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,160 Wow, Hannah, what do you have to say to that? 307 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,119 You want to know what I'm going to say? 308 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,879 Yes, yes. Yes. Yes! Yes! Yes! 309 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,960 You make me sick. 310 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,199 I hate everything that you've become. We never should've starting this dating thing. 311 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,239 It was one big, huge mistake. But now it's over! 312 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:19,239 No, no. No, no, I-I can change! Please, just give me another chance! 313 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,680 I don't want to lose you and all the things... 314 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,280 Grunschwiegenflagen watch that we have together! 315 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:28,080 Forget it! We have nothing together. Jackson it's over! 316 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,440 Ooh! 317 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,399 Well, Hannah, he's down on his knees! How can you turn him down? 318 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,400 Watch me! 319 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,760 If we were a movie, 320 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,799 I'd be the right guy. 321 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,839 That you'd fall in love with. 322 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,240 Look at yourself! You're pathetic! 323 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,040 No, stop! Please! You don't understand! 324 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:55,199 Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Thanks a lot. 325 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,520 Wait! Hold on, everybody. I've got something I've got to say. 326 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,640 Hannah's not the bad guy here. 327 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:08,319 I am. I just... I wanted a taste of the good life, 328 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,120 and-and Hannah Montana pretended to go out with me so I could get it. 329 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,040 The truth is 330 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,760 there never really was a Jacksannah. 331 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,160 So you're saying all of this was pretend? 332 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,200 No, not all of it. I-I do love Hannah. 333 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,560 But more like a sister. 334 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,720 And I was hoping that we could get back to that. 335 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,440 I really am sorry. 336 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,440 Okay. 337 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:44,960 Aw! Oh! Hug, hug, hug, hug. 338 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,440 Stop pointing at the watch. 339 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,440 Sorry.