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Mmm... Nothing better on a peanut
butter sandwich than pickle chips,

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a little bit of mustard, and chili.

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What? It all ends up in the same place.

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Here she comes, here she comes!
It's the Cracker!

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That's the new girl. Why do
they call her the Cracker?

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Watch.

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Even from here it hurts.

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Rumor is, when her old
school kicked her out,

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they had to call animal control.
It took six dog

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catchers and a giant
net to bring her down.

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Come on, Lilly, it's hard enough
to be the new kid in school

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without people making up stories about you.

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Remember when I moved
here from Tennessee and

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somebody spread a rumor
that I ate possum?

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I didn't know you then.

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I bet she's a nice kid.

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With freakishly strong hands.

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Come on, guys, I say we all go and say hi.

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What do you know, she might surprise us.

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And even if she is a
bully, it's not like she's

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gonna pull anything with Mrs.
Rush here.

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Yeah, eyes like a hawk.

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Tell you what, you go make
friends with the Cracker,

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and I'll stay here and
start writing your will.

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Ooh, put me down for all her shoes.

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I mean, good luck.

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Ah, the fellowship of the wienies.

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Hi. I'm Miley.

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You know, I used to be new here, too.

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But now I'm old here.

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Well, not old-old, like this meatloaf.

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Neat trick. You know, I
saw The Nutcracker once.

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Loved it.

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Got any lipstick?

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Sure. Yeah!

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This color will look great on you.

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I can tell we're gonna be good friends.

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Call animal control.

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She's behind me, isn't she?

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Anybody got a nut?

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Now, Robby Ray, you and Jackson
enjoy that father/son fishing trip.

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I won't let anything harm a hair on
your baby girl's pretty little head.

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Gotta go.

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Who did this to you?

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The new kid in school.

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She thinks I look better with my hair up.

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Didn't anybody try to help you?

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That would be me.

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I can't believe this.

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All I was doing was trying to be
nice, and now I'm a big ol' target.

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Yeah, and thanks to you, so am I.

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If I had only believed that possum story
my life would be a whole lot simpler.

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First thing tomorrow, you go right to that
principal and you tell him what's going on.

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And be a snitch? No way!

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Well, then it looks like I'm
gonna have to go down there

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and protect you myself from the Cookie.

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She's not the Cookie, she's the Cracker.

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I don't care what kind
of snack food she is.

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She's gonna have to get through me.

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But Roxy, at school, I'm Miley, not Hannah.

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I can't use my bodyguard
to fight my battles.

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Can't you just teach me
some of your special moves?

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Oh, you mean like this?

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What's so special about that?

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That's right! Roxy's like a puma!

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And this kitty's got claws!

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Can you teach me that?

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No way. You only use
violence as a last resort.

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And when is that? When she yanks out
my intestines and wears it as a belt?

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Okay, okay.

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I got a move that'll work for you.

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Lilly, you be the bully, and I'll be Miley.

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Now, get all up in my grill.

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I'd rather not.

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Come on, I'm not gonna hurt you.

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Now, here I am, walking in the
halls, with blue eyes, all perky!

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Come on, girl, show me what you got!

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Hey, Miley, give me your lipstick.

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Ah! Principal, principal! Help me! Help me!

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That's how you handle a bully.

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You want me to run away?

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Like a free-range chicken.

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I can't believe Roxy wouldn't
show you some moves.

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Just the way she puma'd that pineapple
would've scared the juice out of me.

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That's just it! Lilly, I
don't have to be a puma,

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I just have to make the
Cracker think I'm one.

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Oh, Lilly likey.

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Hi-ya! Ow.

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Well, I'm sorry 'bout your fishing trip.

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But that is why they call them freak
storms. 'Cause they're freaky.

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C-C-Could you open the door?

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You know, you boys are
lucky I'm still open.

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The health department wanted
to close me down last week.

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Really? Why was that?

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Oh! Bugs. Big, big bugs.

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But don't worry, uh, we're
fumigating all the other rooms.

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C-C-Cause you already did this one?

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Okay.

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Welcome to the honeymoon suite.

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Wow.

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Yeah... You know, it's kinda funny,
when I pictured my honeymoon,

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it, uh, didn't include the
big heart-shaped bed, or

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the, uh, red satin wallpaper, or my dad!

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Well, it's better than having
your mother-in-law along. Boy, ,

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that was a nightmare.
Well, I tell you what,

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I'll get Franklin to bring you
boys some fresh towelettes.

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You mean towels.

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Okay.

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I wanna go home.

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Oh, come on, Jackson. The
whole point of this trip

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was to have a little
father/son bonding time.

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So we've hit a bump in the road.

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Why don't we just look
at it as an adventure.

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Okay, I really wanna go home.

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Oh, it's not that bad.

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Matter of fact, it kinda reminds me
of poker night in Uncle Earl's RV.

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I-It's Franklin with your towelettes!

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Remember, it's still an adventure;

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it's just an adventure with a puppet.

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You two in the honeymoon suite? Awkward!

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Franklin, how many times have I
told you not to tease the guests?

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That is no way to get repeat business.

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Enjoy your stay.

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We are sleeping in shifts!

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That's right. Miley like a puma! Hi-ya!

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Oh, yeah, she a bad puma!

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You better run, Cracker!
Go ahead, start running.

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Why isn't she running?

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I'm warning you. Miley like a puma.

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Miley like a puma? Hi-ya?

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Miley run like a puma.

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Dad, stop.

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Dad, stop tickling my feet.

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What are you talking about, son?

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I'm over here.

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Bugs! Bugs! Bugs!

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Okay, we are so getting out of here!

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Not without your deluxe
complimentary breakfast.

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Thank you, but we're not gonna
be needing any of that...

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yummy looking breakfast.

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We're gonna go ahead and see if we can't
salvage what's left of this fishing trip.

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Oh, I don't think that's
gonna happen today.

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The roads are still snowed in.
Looks to me like you're stuck.

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Oh! What'd you know 'bout that?
Looks like we're all stuck.

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He's right. We are stuck.

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Well, on the bright side, at
least he doesn't have the dummy.

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Who you calling a dummy, dummy?

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00:10:20,810 --> 00:10:23,060
Dad, I've seen this movie before,

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and you and I don't make it to the sequel.

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Talk about a hairy situation.

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Ow! Don't make me laugh.

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Run for your lives! She's coming!

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Danny, calm down.

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You're flaking up the hall.

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Yeah, she's in the cafeteria.

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Not the Cracker! There's a new girl
in school! She's even scarier!

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Where is she? Where's the Cracker?

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Wait a minute, that sounds like...

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Oh, no.

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00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,510
What up, girls? Where do I park my board?

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Roxy, what are you doing here?

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00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,170
And why are you dressed like a kid?

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Quiet. I'm trying to blend in.

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00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,340
What are you all lookin' at?

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00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,480
I got held back a grade or two.
Who's counting? Not me.

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That's why I got held back.

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Roxy, we need to talk in private.
Follow me.

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Ow! Ow, ow.

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00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,590
Let's just back up.

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Just go about your business.

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00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:36,760
Nothing to see here you
can't see at the circus.

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00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:46,380
Roxy, you can't be here.

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You said you weren't
going to the principal,

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and you're not wearing
your running shoes.

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Well, if you won't protect
yourself, Roxy will.

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00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:56,940
Now stand still, it's time to pick
this problem apart. Turn around.

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00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,450
Wow, your hair looks great.

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00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,540
You, too. I love the braid.

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00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:09,150
Mmm. That's my signature.

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Float like a butterfly, braid with a bead.

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00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,200
Now come on, this puma's
hungry for some Cracker.

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You're sitting in my seat.

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00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:26,530
I don't think so.

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Cute. But can you do this?

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I'm not scared of you.

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00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,580
Yeah, that's right, your
bullying days are over.

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Because she's the big cheese and the
cheese always covers the cracker.

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00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,330
What did you do?

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00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:03,080
I used ESP. Extra Sensory Puma.

190
00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:10,650
We're never gonna get out.

191
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,430
We're gonna die in here.

192
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,840
No one's gonna die.

193
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,640
Now, stop focusin' on the negative
and focus on the positive.

194
00:13:18,661 --> 00:13:20,434
Snowplow's gonna be here soon.

195
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,480
Bad news, fellas. Plow won't
be here till morning.

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00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,480
Sweet frozen niblets!

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00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,130
I wanna live. I wanna live! I want to live!

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00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,130
We gotta at least try to
dig out again, right?

199
00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:41,670
With what? You broke all of
our best plastic spoons.

200
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,840
Oh, please, he stole all
that stuff from Madam Fu's.

201
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:46,680
Madam who's?

202
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,860
Madam Fu's.

203
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:49,290
Madam who's?

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00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,300
Madam Fu's.

205
00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:51,620
Madam who's?

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00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:55,840
Okay, forget it! Who needs spoons?
I'm gonna ram it!

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00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,800
We'll see you on the
other side, old man! Ah!

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00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:08,820
I can't feel my lips.

209
00:14:19,970 --> 00:14:21,120
Don't even think about it.

210
00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:23,620
In fact, don't even think
about thinkin' about it.

211
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:27,320
Yeah, you heard her, flake off!

212
00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:31,740
Oh, yeah. Life at school
just got a whole lot better.

213
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:32,820
Tell me about it.

214
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,570
Look who's coming this way.
It's Troy McCann. He's so cute.

215
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,240
Hey, Lilly. Hey, Miley.

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00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:39,760
Hi, Troy.

217
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,240
Listen, the basketball
team's having a party this

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00:14:42,254 --> 00:14:44,420
Saturday and I was wondering
if you guys wanna go.

219
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,010
No, we can't.

220
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:45,950
Actually, I was...

221
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,230
I said no! Now move, move, move!

222
00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:51,000
He seems like a sweet boy.

223
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,970
Those the ones you gotta watch.

224
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:56,930
Roxy, what are you doing?
I had my eyes on him.

225
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,770
I never realized how many
dangers lurk in these halls.

226
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:04,830
Bullies, boys, and that chicken
pot pie they served today?

227
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,270
That was nasty.

228
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,900
From now on, we are brown-bagging it.

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00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:13,050
You're not thinking of
staying, are you, Roxy?

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00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:16,450
I have to. If I leave, the Cracker's
gonna go back to crackin'.

231
00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:19,590
And since you won't go to the principal,
I gotta be here to protect you.

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00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:23,650
Now, take your shoes off and put these on.

233
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,340
Roxy, these look like nurse's shoes.

234
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,840
Safest shoes ever made.

235
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,600
These waxy floors are a
broken hip waiting to happen.

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00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,980
Nurse's shoes?

237
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,020
Hey, well look on the bright side.

238
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,920
I'm sorry there is no bright side to this.

239
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,640
Maria, tu eres mi corazon.

240
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:56,260
Pablo, podemos nunca ser juntos.

241
00:15:58,960 --> 00:15:59,960
Poor Pablo.

242
00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:03,390
She's breaking his heart.

243
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,470
Why do they always go for the bad hombres?

244
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:16,970
Hey, Dad. Look at us. We're bonding.

245
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,710
You're right, son. And now that we
have, let's get the heck outta here.

246
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:23,750
I'd love to but where's the snowplow?

247
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:25,750
There is no snowplow.

248
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:27,940
Gunther?

249
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,090
No, it's Franklin. Gunther's asleep.

250
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:35,250
Dad, what's happening?

251
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,070
Don't worry bout it, son. He's
probably just talking in his sleep.

252
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,760
Oh! Good work, Einstein. Now
shut your yapper and listen.

253
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,380
He never did call for a snowplow.

254
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,530
But there's a heater register
right behind the night stand.

255
00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:54,730
You can open it and get to your car.

256
00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,690
Oh... Thank you, thank you so much.
What am I doing?

257
00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:04,770
He's right, Jackson. Come
on, we're going home.

258
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:08,020
Take me with you.

259
00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:14,060
Okay, Dad, I-I know this is a
little weird, but in a strange way,

260
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,890
he did save our lives.

261
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,960
Listen to yourself, Son. He's a doll.

262
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,390
You ain't so bad yourself, cowboy.

263
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:25,640
Dad, in some part of his brain,
Gunther wants us to do this.

264
00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,640
But it's stealing... I think.

265
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:31,090
Just leave fifty bucks on the table.

266
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,060
He got me at a garage sale for five.

267
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,540
Good enough for me.

268
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:46,910
Works every time.

269
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,480
Hey, Miley, I like that outfit.

270
00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:58,110
So did I... until I came
downstairs this morning.

271
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,580
What happened this morning?

272
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,200
Hey, hey, girlfriend.

273
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,380
She's impossible.

274
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,580
I can't talk to boys, and these
nurse's shoes are hideous,

275
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,680
and now she's making us
wear the same clothes

276
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,294
so if I get lost, she
can tell people.

277
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,490
"I'm looking for someone dressed like me."

278
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,250
Hey, only four more years and
you can wear what you want.

279
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:23,460
Unless she follows you to college.

280
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,500
Why didn't I tell the
principal in the first place.

281
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,880
Sure, I would've been a
snitch, but I wouldn't have

282
00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:30,784
been a snitch with a
computer tracking device.

283
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,440
Say what?

284
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,100
It's in my barrette.

285
00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:36,380
Well, it's too late to tell the principal.

286
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,180
Now that Roxy's here, the Cracker
isn't bullying anybody anymore.

287
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:41,830
I'll save you a seat at the cafeteria.

288
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,230
And I'll cut up your lunch into
small, safe, non-chokable pieces.

289
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,760
Great.

290
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,970
Wait a minute. Lilly, what
if Roxy wasn't here anymore?

291
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,120
The Cracker would bust
you like a piñata and

292
00:18:54,144 --> 00:18:56,104
she'd probably use Dandruff
Danny as the stick.

293
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,720
Perfect!

294
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,060
Am I missing something?

295
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:03,480
Just meet me in the cafeteria with
the principal in five minutes.

296
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,240
But... what about Roxy?

297
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:09,640
Hey, Jeanie, this barrette would look
perfect in your light brown hair.

298
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,860
Um, thanks, Miley.

299
00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:22,800
Where is that girl going?

300
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,510
We don't have gym this period.

301
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:30,550
Okay, I've got the principal, and
we're coming down the hall right now.

302
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,290
Great. The fox is on the move.

303
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,570
Wow, somebody thinks a lot of themselves.

304
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:36,570
It means I'm going in.

305
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,870
Danny, I have some bad news.

306
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:46,760
Roxy was arm wrestling the principal and
accidentally snapped his wrist like a twig.

307
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:48,950
He kicked her out of school.

308
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:52,080
Roxy got expelled? I'm doomed!

309
00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:58,760
Sorry to hear about your friend.

310
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,040
Yeah, I'm helpless now.

311
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:09,640
Lilly? Lilly? Mrs. Rush?

312
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:23,150
Looks pretty good, but it
still needs something.

313
00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:26,390
Oh, yeah. Nuts.

314
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,430
I'm late, aren't I?

315
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:35,430
Just a smidge.

316
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,520
You did the right thing
coming to me, girls.

317
00:20:49,527 --> 00:20:51,784
She's not gonna bother anyone
else in the school again.

318
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:54,630
You have anything to say
for yourself, young lady?

319
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,460
Sorry, Stuart.

320
00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:57,810
That's okay.

321
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:01,100
All right, Henrietta LaVerne. Let's go.

322
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,270
Henrietta LaVerne?

323
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:08,160
At least now we know why she's so mean.

324
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,640
Well, thank goodness
that's over.

325
00:21:11,675 --> 00:21:13,864
I was running out of fake
dangers to protect you from.

326
00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:15,770
Excuse me?

327
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,240
Oh, I only did all that stuff
to make your life so miserable

328
00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:22,360
that you'd go to the principal like you
should've done in the first place.

329
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,480
So, this was your plan from the beginning?

330
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:28,030
That's right. You've heard
of reverse psychology?

331
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:30,160
Well, welcome to reverse roxology!

332
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,210
No need to thank me, honey.

333
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:34,940
Wait a minute.

334
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:38,380
I got tossed around like a salad,
so you could teach me a lesson?

335
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,090
You never do eat your vegetables.

336
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:43,870
Well you better run! 'Cause
Miley like a puma! Hi-ya!

337
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,180
Principal! Principal! Help me! Help me!

338
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,800
How many times have I told you?
Stop stealing my stuff!

339
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,840
Sheesh, somebody's a little diva.

340
00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:15,040
Tell me about it.

341
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,520
If you could see the other side of me

342
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,300
I'm just like anybody else