1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:05,200 My time is now. My perfume is Eau Wow. 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,280 Complete the circle. 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,200 I've never smelled anything like it before. 4 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,560 Okay, where's that director? Hannah's ready to smell up the place. 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,680 Let me smell, let me smell. 6 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:26,359 Mm It's light, it's subtle It's water. 7 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,320 What a rip off! 8 00:00:27,321 --> 00:00:30,360 Lola, it's just a prop. The real one'll be here any second. 9 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:34,040 It has been completely under wraps. Even I haven't smelled it. 10 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,080 Then how do you know if it's any good? 11 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:40,880 Of course it's good. It's fifty bucks a bottle! And it completes the circle. 12 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:43,680 Okay, who are those guys? 13 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,079 I think they're the circle. 14 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:51,080 Ah, there's my gorgeous little star. I am going to make you look fantastic. 15 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:55,800 This is your moment. 16 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,160 What am I, a plate of grits? 17 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:02,040 Here we go again. Hannah, darling, I didn't see you there. 18 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,320 When I found out we were going to work 19 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,080 together again, all I could say was... yee-ha. 20 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,159 Aw, Liza, you haven't changed a bit. 21 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,639 Oh, fantastic. That means the eyelift's working. 22 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,120 So, where's that handsome cowboy daddy of yours? 23 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,199 Liza likey. 24 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,200 Uh. 25 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:22,840 He's in the bathroom. 26 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:23,840 Oh. 27 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:25,520 In Europe. 28 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,520 Oh. 29 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,560 So, what do you say you give me that little bottle 30 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,280 of liquid magic and we shoot ourselves a commercial? 31 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:33,800 Absolutely. Make-up! 32 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,520 Perfect! I'm ready. 33 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,239 My time is now. My perfume is Eau Wow. Complete 34 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,640 the circle. I've never smelled any Oh, wow! 35 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,560 Cut! 36 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,840 Hannah, darling. 37 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,479 Little advertising tidbit. Um, when selling a product, 38 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,560 gagging and retching... big turn off. 39 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,039 Right. That's why you're the director. 40 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,040 Uh-huh. 41 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,360 One minute. Okay. 42 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,559 Lola, what am I gonna do? This stuff smells horrible. 43 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:19,279 Really? I like it. It smells like raspberries. 44 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:23,479 Raspberries! That's it. That's what's been making me sick. 45 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,080 What's wrong with raspberries? 46 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:33,560 Time's up! Little Miss Miley Stewart is our new Junior Pie Eating Champion! 47 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,479 With five raspberry pies in ten minutes! 48 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:42,480 Yeah! I'm the champion. I'm the champion. I'm the champion. I won. 49 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:47,319 And now to present the award, the Governor of Tennessee. 50 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:51,600 Uh-oh. I've got a funny, coming out of tummy. 51 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,240 That was the last time that Governor ever presented that award. 52 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,240 Or wore that suit. 53 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,239 Now even a whiff of raspberry makes me sick. 54 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,840 Hey, why don't you just use the fake one. It is only filled with water. 55 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,959 Lola, you're a genius! 56 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,120 I am, aren't I? 57 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,240 Complete the circle. 58 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,480 I've never smelled anything like it before. 59 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,399 And cut! Oh! 60 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,439 That was great! That was perfect! 61 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:29,240 I know, I've done it again. Oh! You and I were brilliant. 62 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:32,720 And you're still a plate of grits. 63 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,320 It doesn't matter. I'm done with this commercial 64 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,200 and I never have to smell that perfume again. 65 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,560 You're wearing it, aren't you? 66 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,320 No. Yes. I like it. 67 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,519 It doesn't matter. You can't keep it. 68 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,880 I won't wear it around you. 69 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,959 Darn right you won't. 70 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:49,960 You're not the boss of me! 71 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,040 Hey! Let go! 72 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:57,399 Oh! You don't look so good. 73 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:01,319 I've got a funny, coming out of my tummy. 74 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,000 Everybody clear! 75 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,999 It's been a half hour. 76 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,600 If that tomato juice was gonna get rid of the smell, it would've worked by now. 77 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,440 You're right. This is getting ridiculous. 78 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:26,440 Getting? You passed ridiculous when you took that bath in tuna fish. 79 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,680 Hey, it said it work on some stink website. 80 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,440 I should've backed out of the commercial the minute I smelled that perfume. 81 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,959 Now I smell worse than Uncle Earl after he was 82 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,040 drilling for oil and hit that sewage pipe. 83 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,960 Okay, if I haven't said this before: I don't ever wanna meet Uncle Earl. 84 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,480 Uncle Earl's not that bad. 85 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,600 The one you don't wanna meet is Aunt Max. 86 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,880 Talk about your bearded lady. 87 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,399 Anyhow, honey, I found this old bag of kitty litter out in the garage. 88 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,640 It's supposed to activate when you scratch it. Might be worth a shot. 89 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,960 Dad, it isn't funny. 90 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,039 You didn't see what I went through. 91 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,959 I'm sorry, honey, I was a little busy. 92 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,760 Yeah, hiding from Liposuction Liza. 93 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:09,520 I wasn't hiding. I just got stuck trying to get out the bathroom window. 94 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,160 I'm sorry, that lady's just plain weird. 95 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,280 Hi-ya! 96 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,600 She's not the only one. 97 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,119 Dad, I'm about to make you proud. 98 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,960 You're gonna go back upstairs and change? 99 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,800 No, I'm gonna make an audition tape. 100 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,840 You're looking at the next million-dollar winner of Teen Wilderness Challenge. 101 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:32,999 I love that show! 102 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,280 Last night the girl from Pittsburgh had to eat a live millipede. 103 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,919 Yeah, poor kid had nine hundred legs down her before that 104 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,320 little critter hung a left and went out her nostril. 105 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:47,119 Jackson, you wouldn't last one day on Teen Wilderness Challenge. 106 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,120 Oh yeah? Check it out. 107 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,040 I like to throw the little ones back. 108 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,480 It's the way of the hunter. 109 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,159 My name is Jackson Rod Stewart, 110 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,560 and I'm your next Teen Wilderness champion. 111 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:24,240 You get a lot of audition tapes with people telling you what they're going to do, 112 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,200 well I'm gonna show you. Hi-ya! I'm gonna 113 00:07:27,211 --> 00:07:29,824 survive for the next two weeks on this beach. 114 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:38,560 My only tools: these and this. And a whole lotta this. And of course these. 115 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,960 And these, but that doesn't really count, 'cause I always use those. 116 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,600 Anyway, I'm gonna be completely isolated from all of civilization. 117 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:52,720 Sorry. 118 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,640 Oh, honey, get away from the strange man. 119 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,519 Hey! Y-You can edit that out, right? 120 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,520 Sure, but I don't get it. You didn't bring any 121 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,360 food. How are you gonna survive out here? 122 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,000 Off the land, man! Nature's bounty's abundant. 123 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,680 Hey, now shoot this. I'm gonna go up that tree and get some coconuts for dinner. 124 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,599 Hey. Get in tight on my bear tooth. 125 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,680 It lets 'em know I'm a war hero. 126 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:28,160 Hey, Double O, I got two of 'em! Whoa! Ah! 127 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 Are you okay? 128 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:35,000 Landed right on the coconuts. 129 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,000 Dad, I need to talk to you about something. 130 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:42,720 Hang on, bud. I'm watching your brother. 131 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,440 He's been trying to open up a coconut for over half an hour. 132 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,320 Oliver? 133 00:08:53,321 --> 00:08:54,960 I know, edit it out. 134 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,480 I don't know why I pay for cable when I got a son like him. 135 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,400 So, what's on your mind, bud? 136 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,039 Daddy, is there any way that you can call the Eau Wow people 137 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,360 and have them stop that commercial from going on the air? 138 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,799 This thing's really eating at ya, isn't it? 139 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,840 Yeah, that perfume makes me sick. How can I go tell the world that I love it? 140 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,879 Well, if that's how you feel, then I'll call the 141 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,960 company and we'll put a stop to this thing right now. 142 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,680 Thanks, Dad. That's a load off. 143 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,560 Now, cheer yourself up. Take a look at your brother. 144 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,520 Ooh! Wow! That's gotta hurt. 145 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,160 But you're right. It did cheer me up. 146 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,480 And so does knowing that Hannah isn't gonna lie to the whole world. 147 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,400 Delivery from Eau Wow perfume. 148 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:41,960 I hope it's muffins. 149 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,439 I love it when they send those little teeny tiny muffins with 150 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,959 those little chocolate chips in 'em, and icing on the top. Mm. 151 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:49,960 Dad. 152 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:53,760 Just bring it in. 153 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,440 Uh, yeah, I don't think it'll fit through the door. 154 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,120 I was hoping for muffins. 155 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,800 Oh. 156 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,840 Wow. 157 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,200 You wowed us. Hope this wows you. 158 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,200 Your Eau Wow family. 159 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,199 Daddy, it's beautiful! 160 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,360 Yep. Too bad we gotta send it back. 161 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,600 Say what? 162 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,240 Hey, Mile, they're not gonna let us keep it once you back out of that commercial. 163 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:28,600 The only thing I'm backing out of is this driveway in my sweet new ride. 164 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,920 Now hold your horses. 165 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,720 I thought you said you couldn't stand the smell of that perfume. 166 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:39,600 Right now all I'm smelling is new car and muffins! 167 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:44,840 Eeee doggies! Ooh! Those little chocolate chip ones. Mm. 168 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,120 Man, this car handles like a dream. 169 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,000 She really hugs the road. 170 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,920 Just think, one day you'll have your permit and you can really drive this thing. 171 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,240 I know. 172 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,480 Selling out was the best thing you ever did. 173 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,479 I didn't sell out. 174 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:12,880 Oh, please. You did a commercial saying you love something that makes you wanna yack. 175 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,239 Okay, maybe a little. 176 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,759 But everybody exaggerates in commercials. 177 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,159 I mean, do you really think that football player's 178 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,200 mom follows him around with a can of soup? 179 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,640 Doubt it! 180 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,280 Hey, Mile. Eau Wow people just called. 181 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,600 You still sure about going through with this? 182 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,640 That's car talk for, Oh yeah, baby! 183 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,319 Okay, then congratulations. 184 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,600 Tomorrow night you're gonna be telling people about 185 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,639 how much you love the sweet smell of Eau Wow 186 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,400 on The Real Deal With Collin Lassiter. 187 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,120 Collin Lassiter? 188 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,799 That's the biggest interview show on TV. 189 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,120 Yep, I know, bud. 190 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,720 Hey, there's still time to pull the plug if you want to. 191 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,120 And give back our car? 192 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,399 I mean, you do what you feel is right. 193 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,200 I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy what time I have left with Maria. 194 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,559 Lilly, don't worry. 195 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,400 Our car's not going anywhere. You tell Collin I'll be there. 196 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,960 Okay then, I'll go make the call. 197 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,199 I am so proud of you. 198 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,040 I could never go in front of the whole world and lie. 199 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,239 When I tell my dad I finished my homework when I haven't, 200 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,240 I start giggling like an idiot. 201 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,880 Well, that's the difference between me and you. 202 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,040 I can go on Collin's show and say that I love Eau Wow. 203 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:33,360 What was that? 204 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,079 Nothing. I just thought of something funny. 205 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,080 It's not like I was laughing 'cause I was lying. 206 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,680 You did this to me. 207 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,600 After a six-hour hunt, 208 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,560 I finally bagged this beauty, 209 00:12:55,120 --> 00:13:00,120 my first solid food in six hours and two minutes. 210 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:07,840 And now, I will start my own fire and cook my feast. 211 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,840 Though you gave me a fierce battle, oh mighty crab, 212 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,920 in the end, your primitive little brain was no match for mine. 213 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:29,560 Oh, man! Where'd he go? Dag flabbit! Oliver? 214 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,879 Don't worry. It's erased. 215 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,280 But I think you should know, at this point, we 216 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,880 only have twenty-seven seconds of usable footage. 217 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,719 Who cares about footage? I'm starving. 218 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,720 Okay! All right! Tell me about it. 219 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,520 Remember, we're going through this together. 220 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,159 You and me, side by side, 221 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,679 living on nothing but. 222 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,319 Pizza delivery for Oliver Oken. 223 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,320 Right here, dude. 224 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,160 Oliver, you're brilliant. 225 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,600 Hey, give me a slice. 226 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,080 I can't do that, man. 227 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,200 Come on, I'll give you three puka shells and-and these magic fire sticks. 228 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,280 Jackson, get a grip. 229 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,879 You're stronger than this. Sure, I could give you this pizza and you could stuff 230 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,920 your face with the pepperoni and the sausage and-and the cheesy filled crust. 231 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,320 But you don't wanna do that. 232 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,160 I don't? 233 00:14:19,161 --> 00:14:21,999 No! You're a Teen Wilderness Champion. 234 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,119 You got-You got this. And-And a whole lot of this. 235 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,280 And-And all the other stuff. 236 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,600 I just wish I could be more like you. 237 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,200 But I'm weak. That's why I'm gonna eat this in my tent. 238 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,359 Fine, you go ahead. I don't need your stinkin' pizza. 239 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,839 I-I've got, uh... I've got rock grass. 240 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:48,840 Huh? And-And-And seaweed and-and-and fresh air and, and nature's very own moonlight! 241 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:54,040 Coming up on Channel Twenty-Four Weather, freak thunderstorms along the coast. 242 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,880 We might even see some hail! 243 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,240 I can do this. I can do this. 244 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,960 I'm a Teen Wilderness Champion. I am a Teen Wilderness Champion. 245 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,120 Ooh! Got a splinter. 246 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:15,840 Blood! The blood of a warrior. 247 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,760 Man, that rain's really coming down out there. 248 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,960 I hope Jackson's okay. 249 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,960 What in tarnation? 250 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,360 Thanks. That's good. 251 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,639 Hannah, I just want you to remember this. 252 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,040 Whatever happens out here, I love you, 253 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,240 and I really love that car. Please don't blow this! 254 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,960 Lola, chillax. I got it all figured out. 255 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,159 All I have to do is not lie. 256 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:31,720 Yes! 257 00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:34,880 If I don't lie, then I won't giggle. 258 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,720 For example, ask me what I think of the perfume. 259 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,960 What do you think of the perfume? 260 00:16:38,961 --> 00:16:42,120 It's like nothing I have ever smelled before. 261 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,960 You see? No giggles. 262 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,000 Hey, darlin', the more I think about it, the 263 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,239 more I think going on this show's a bad idea. 264 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,919 Daddy, you worry too much. 265 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,760 What if he brings out a bottle of that perfume, you get a whiff of it? 266 00:16:55,800 --> 00:17:00,039 Thought about it. I've already got about a pound of vapor rub in my nose. 267 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:04,840 Right now I could smell one of Jackson's dirty socks and live to tell the tale. 268 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,359 I'll have to remember that next time I go visit Uncle. 269 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,600 Earl and he's cooked up a pot of that three bean chili. 270 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,640 You're sure you're okay? 271 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,080 Trust me Dad, everything's gonna be fine. 272 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,800 What's so funny? 273 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,280 What's not funny Dad? You gotta learn to laugh more. 274 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,080 It's gonna be a breeze. 275 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,400 Howdy, partner! Ahh! 276 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,760 Just came by to wish you luck. Wait up, cowboy! 277 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,840 You had to plant that giggling thing in my head? 278 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,200 Look on the bright side, you can always cover 279 00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:43,999 giggling by saying something was funny. 280 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,560 It's not like you're Oliver. When he lies, he hiccups. 281 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:55,320 And, we're back with pop sensation, Hannah Montana. 282 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,320 We've talked about your new CD and your European tour. 283 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,800 Let's get the real deal on this commercial, huh? 284 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:07,560 Is that true? Had you really never smelled anything like it before? 285 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,079 I can honestly say, throughout all the perfumes that I 286 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,560 have worn, it is totally unique, and that's the truth. 287 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,559 So you-you weren't just acting, you honestly love the stuff. 288 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:29,320 Well, I mean, have you seen the bottle? It's beautiful. 289 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,120 Round with a little point. 290 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,879 Yeah, it's great. But I'm-I'm asking you about what's inside. 291 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,160 Do you like the perfume, yes or no? 292 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,440 Well, of course the answer has to be 293 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,400 yes. 294 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,120 That's-that's good to hear. 295 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,399 I'm glad you're not one of those celebrities who goes 296 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,440 out and pushes something she doesn't believe in. 297 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,840 That's not me. 298 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,400 Got a little something. 299 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,160 What an adorable laugh you have. 300 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,080 Glad you like it. You're gonna be hearing it quite a lot. 301 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,359 Great. Oh! Artie says our switchboard is going crazy. 302 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,960 So, let's take some calls, huh? 303 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400 Okay. 304 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,360 Uh, Caitlin from Michigan, you're on with Hannah Montana. 305 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,399 Hannah, I love you and I can't wait to smell like you! 306 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,320 Do you wear Eau Wow every day? 307 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,239 Well not every day. 308 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,240 Why not? 309 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,560 I don't want to waste it. 310 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,200 There was an ant? 311 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,120 You okay? 312 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,560 Yeah, I'm fine. 313 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,640 Just a little nervous about being on your show. 314 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,240 You're actually much more handsome in person. 315 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,280 She the cutest thing? 316 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,760 Big star like her still gets nervous. 317 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,319 You know, when I get nervous, I, uh, 318 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:13,000 I sweat. Like a pig! 319 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,920 Thanks, Collin. Good to know. 320 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,920 All right. Let's take our next caller, huh? 321 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,800 Brianna from Georgia. 322 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,599 Hannah, I'm such a big fan. I can't believe I'm talking to you. 323 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,559 I hear your perfume smells like raspberries. 324 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,800 I love raspberries. Don't you love raspberries? 325 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:39,040 Well, I really don't like singling out any one fruit as my favorite. 326 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,720 So unfair to all the other fruits. 327 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:47,840 But it's in your perfume. So you-you gotta like raspberries, right? Yes or no? 328 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,640 Yes. I mean, uh, 329 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,160 who doesn't like a good raspberry? 330 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,000 Oh, well, Brianna, thanks for the call. 331 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,720 Read a book, eat your vegetables, always be polite. 332 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,360 Thanks, Hannah. I do love. 333 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,640 So, Collin, 334 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,920 how about that hailstorm last night? 335 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:19,599 Hannah, you, uh, you need a tissue or a bath towel? 336 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:23,640 No. No. Thanks. I'm good. 337 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,520 How you feelin', bud? 338 00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:36,320 I'm really glad I told the Eau Wow people that I couldn't endorse their perfume. 339 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,360 The truth is always the best thing. 340 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,320 Even though sometimes it hurts. 341 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,600 It really, really hurts. 342 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,520 I'm gonna miss her so much. 343 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,040 I'll never forget you, Maria. 344 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,240 Lilly, calm down. It's really not that great of a car anyway. 345 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,760 I'm gonna miss you, too, Maria. 346 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,400 It's okay. We'll survive. 347 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,479 Hey, speaking of surviving, anybody heard from your brother? 348 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,239 I just got a call from the Teen Wilderness Challenge show. 349 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,400 He's been turned down. 350 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,800 Oh. How do you think he's gonna take it? 351 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,040 Not so good.