1 00:00:02,843 --> 00:00:05,059 I hate flag football. 2 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:07,349 It's just one more sport where I get picked last. 3 00:00:07,429 --> 00:00:08,461 And you wanna know why? 4 00:00:08,541 --> 00:00:09,769 Cause you stink? 5 00:00:11,293 --> 00:00:14,991 Or 'cause you're pretty and all the other girls are jealous? 6 00:00:15,639 --> 00:00:16,800 Nice save. 7 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:19,970 Okay, look, I-I know I'm not good, but I'm not horrible. 8 00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:21,747 Look alive, Stewart. 9 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,720 Okay, I'm horrible. 10 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,991 But, you just don't know what it feels like to always be 11 00:00:27,071 --> 00:00:29,888 the last one picked because no one wants to be with... 12 00:00:30,450 --> 00:00:32,080 "Stinky Stewart." 13 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:33,560 Not true. 14 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,800 Last year in soccer I wasn't picked till practically the end. 15 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,520 You had a broken collarbone... 16 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,680 and you still got picked ahead of me! 17 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,610 I just wish one time, 18 00:00:43,690 --> 00:00:46,639 some miracle would happen and I wouldn't get picked last. 19 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,360 All right, Palumbo, Truscott-- 20 00:00:50,596 --> 00:00:52,960 team captains. Pick your team! 21 00:00:53,158 --> 00:00:56,790 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Finally! A captain who'll pick me first! 22 00:00:57,926 --> 00:00:59,914 It doesn't matter who you pick, Truscott. 23 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:01,200 Your team is going down. 24 00:01:01,397 --> 00:01:02,720 In your dreams, Palumbo. 25 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,127 You've been trying to beat me at something since the second grade. 26 00:01:05,207 --> 00:01:07,039 And, newsflash, never gonna happen. 27 00:01:07,119 --> 00:01:08,040 Hey, Stinky, how you doing? 28 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:09,332 Not bad-- Hey! 29 00:01:10,002 --> 00:01:12,774 Let's go, ladies. Pick your teams. 30 00:01:12,854 --> 00:01:15,332 You're slower than my husband in the bathroom. 31 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,814 I curse the day he put that plasma screen in there. 32 00:01:21,355 --> 00:01:22,280 Pick first, Truscott. 33 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:23,453 You're gonna need all the help you can get. 34 00:01:23,533 --> 00:01:25,000 She's not the one that's gonna need the help. 35 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,400 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 36 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,600 Darn right, yeah! You're going down, phoney Joannie. 37 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,999 Who smells like week old bologna-- 38 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:31,760 That's been in your locker all alone-y-- 39 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:32,880 Right next to that... 40 00:01:33,445 --> 00:01:34,278 that... 41 00:01:34,808 --> 00:01:36,646 Melted ice cream cone-y. 42 00:01:37,586 --> 00:01:39,600 Ew, girl, you are in the zone-y! 43 00:01:40,505 --> 00:01:42,640 Yo, Salt-n-Pepa. You wanna bet on it? 44 00:01:43,359 --> 00:01:44,320 Does she? 45 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,625 How about, um, 46 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:48,560 winning captain gets to give losing captain, 47 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,080 a little haircut? 48 00:01:51,682 --> 00:01:52,817 You're on! 49 00:01:53,498 --> 00:01:54,760 Or... 50 00:01:55,109 --> 00:01:56,860 we could bet a quarter. 'Cause, you know, 51 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:58,760 it's just about the fun of competition. 52 00:02:00,081 --> 00:02:04,044 No, it's really about the fun of me kicking your butt, again. 53 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,120 Yeah. 54 00:02:06,676 --> 00:02:08,406 That's it. You're on! 55 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:09,920 Go ahead, Lilly. 56 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Pick away, make my day, 57 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,720 everything's gonna, uh, be okay-- 58 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,520 Kowalski. 59 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,598 What'd you say? 60 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:25,704 Wow. Isn't it funny how it always comes down to the two of us? 61 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:28,439 Yeah, hilarious. 62 00:02:29,088 --> 00:02:31,080 I hope you don't get picked last this time. 63 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,560 Yeah, me too! 64 00:02:34,596 --> 00:02:37,158 Careful, you almost hit that anthill. 65 00:02:37,385 --> 00:02:41,850 And even these tiny creatures are very important to our ecosystem. 66 00:02:42,726 --> 00:02:46,293 Pick your poison, Truscott. You're gettin' a buzzcut either way. 67 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:48,726 I pick-- 68 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,397 Sarah. 69 00:02:53,137 --> 00:02:55,580 Good luck, Stinky. Bye! 70 00:04:19,419 --> 00:04:20,532 I love you all! 71 00:04:20,612 --> 00:04:22,565 I wish I could stay all night long! 72 00:04:23,117 --> 00:04:24,079 Let's get out of here. 73 00:04:24,159 --> 00:04:25,480 Hey, uh, darlin', 74 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,920 are you still upset about what happened with you and Lilly? 75 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,880 No, of course not. Why would you say that? 76 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,560 Well, you normally don't introduce 77 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,800 "True Friend" as a touching little song 78 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,391 about a two-faced backstabber. 79 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,320 Just my way of keeping things fresh. 80 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,399 You know, I'm an artist, that's what I do. 81 00:04:40,605 --> 00:04:41,480 Well, I'm a dad, 82 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,280 and knowing that that's a hunk a hooey... that's what I do. 83 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,085 Am I gonna get another lecture? 84 00:04:46,399 --> 00:04:47,319 Maybe later. 85 00:04:47,399 --> 00:04:49,520 Right now I gotta get this dang mustache off. 86 00:04:49,762 --> 00:04:52,640 Lola, be thankful you don’t have to wear one of these things. 87 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,769 It's itchier than a baboon's butt at a flea circus. 88 00:04:56,765 --> 00:04:58,320 Well, look who showed up. 89 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,267 Were all the other concerts in town sold out? 90 00:05:00,347 --> 00:05:02,880 Because I-I know you wouldn't have picked mine first. 91 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,080 Or second. 92 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,160 Or last! 93 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,560 Hey, I was gonna pick you until you started that whole 94 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,800 "haircut" thing. And what's the big deal anyway? 95 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:10,920 I won! 96 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,360 Do you wanna share the trophy? 97 00:05:13,317 --> 00:05:15,800 I couldn't have done it without your three fumbles. 98 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,600 It's a stupid game! 99 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:19,920 The ball's not even round. 100 00:05:20,961 --> 00:05:22,080 Hannah! 101 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,879 Mm-- ah, Mm-- ah. 102 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:25,680 Hey, guys! What’s up, Traci? 103 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,850 You just get better and better! 104 00:05:28,930 --> 00:05:31,206 I loved the little backstabbing quip. 105 00:05:31,286 --> 00:05:34,367 So funny! That wasn't about me, was it? 106 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:37,440 No, no, no, no. Of course not. 107 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,146 I know I can always count on you. 108 00:05:40,226 --> 00:05:43,000 Oh, come on, you're not going to stay mad at me forever, are you? 109 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,303 I think I'm a little more mature than that. 110 00:05:45,383 --> 00:05:47,182 So, I have five seats left in the limo. 111 00:05:47,262 --> 00:05:48,959 So, I pick, um, 112 00:05:49,039 --> 00:05:53,720 you, you, you, and, um... 113 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,400 you. Let’s go. 114 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,413 Wait, that's only four. 115 00:05:58,878 --> 00:06:02,000 Oh, right. I-I-I forgot about Fern-- 116 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,080 Who's Fern? 117 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:04,600 My new best friend. 118 00:06:05,245 --> 00:06:06,715 That's a ficus! 119 00:06:06,795 --> 00:06:08,600 A ficus named Fern. 120 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,725 She's getting the window seat. Oh, yeah. 121 00:06:34,598 --> 00:06:35,701 Jackson! 122 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,480 What? 123 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,480 I'm eating over the sink. 124 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:43,240 That's not a sink, it's a toxic waste dump. 125 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:47,040 I've asked you for three days to get these dishes done. 126 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,219 Look at this. 127 00:06:48,922 --> 00:06:51,200 This spinach has hair on it. 128 00:06:51,624 --> 00:06:53,678 That's not spinach, that's a piece of chicken. 129 00:06:55,322 --> 00:06:56,879 Look, Dad, I'll get to it. 130 00:06:57,203 --> 00:06:58,040 When? 131 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,720 When this stuff up and crawls away? 132 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:01,000 You think it could do that? 133 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,803 'Cause that would be so cool. 134 00:07:03,193 --> 00:07:04,200 That's it. 135 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,000 I ask you to do the dishes, 136 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,320 I get green chicken. 137 00:07:07,679 --> 00:07:10,280 I ask you to separate the whites in the laundry 138 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,176 and I get green underwear. 139 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:13,755 Well, what are you worried about? 140 00:07:13,835 --> 00:07:15,080 Nobody's gonna see 'em, 141 00:07:15,322 --> 00:07:17,840 unless you do that sunrise yoga out on the deck again. 142 00:07:18,036 --> 00:07:19,960 Talk about your 143 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,360 It centers me, boy. 144 00:07:22,998 --> 00:07:25,480 I shouldn't have to tell you things over and over again, Jackson. 145 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:26,599 You're not ten years old. 146 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:29,120 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. 147 00:07:32,021 --> 00:07:33,240 No, you're not. 148 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:36,360 You're just saying that because you're afraid I'm going to ground you. 149 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,340 Oh, come on, Dad, I apologized. 150 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:40,240 You want me to mean it, too? 151 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:42,982 Yes. Jackson, 152 00:07:43,231 --> 00:07:45,600 I want you to hear me when I’m talking to you. 153 00:07:46,118 --> 00:07:47,400 But since you never listen, 154 00:07:47,653 --> 00:07:49,520 I'm just not going to waste my breath anymore. 155 00:07:49,718 --> 00:07:51,200 What's that supposed to mean? 156 00:07:52,497 --> 00:07:53,438 Dad? 157 00:07:55,859 --> 00:07:58,951 Oh, the silent treatment. 158 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,691 That's my punishment? 159 00:08:01,588 --> 00:08:03,640 You’re gonna stop telling me what to do. 160 00:08:04,334 --> 00:08:08,560 Sweet! I mean, I mean, I mean that’s a very good choice. 161 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,359 Boy, I sure hope I learn! 162 00:08:10,439 --> 00:08:12,560 Uh, even if it takes a week, a month-- 163 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,000 you take your time. 164 00:08:14,704 --> 00:08:16,600 This is important. 165 00:08:27,801 --> 00:08:30,871 Dad, why didn't you tell me the Titans' game started? 166 00:08:32,649 --> 00:08:34,400 Oh, right. 167 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:37,223 Daddy no talkie Jackson. 168 00:08:40,044 --> 00:08:41,920 Oh, oh, Vince is out of the pocket! 169 00:08:42,931 --> 00:08:44,480 Go, baby, go! Come on! 170 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:45,440 Oh, no, look he broke a tackle! 171 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,569 Come on, come on, take it to the house, V-dawg! 172 00:08:47,649 --> 00:08:51,559 Go, go, go, touchdown! Woo-hoo-hoo! 173 00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:52,966 Give it to me! 174 00:08:53,853 --> 00:08:55,160 Give it to me! 175 00:08:56,155 --> 00:08:59,150 Come on. Come on! 176 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,303 Hello? 177 00:09:05,725 --> 00:09:06,849 You're kidding. 178 00:09:07,401 --> 00:09:08,360 That's great. 179 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,280 What's great? 180 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:12,794 Oh, we're tickled pinker than a pig in a purple prom dress. 181 00:09:14,286 --> 00:09:15,400 We'll be there! 182 00:09:15,724 --> 00:09:18,120 What pig? Dad why're we tickled? 183 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,120 Hey, Mile! Get down here. I got some great news! 184 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,292 Okay, now who's acting like the ten-year-old? 185 00:09:24,372 --> 00:09:25,480 I'll tell you who. 186 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:27,008 You! That's who! 187 00:09:27,451 --> 00:09:31,771 You! You, you, you, you, you... little ten-year-old. Look at you... 188 00:09:31,851 --> 00:09:36,120 mm-- ah, mm-- ah, mm-- ah. Peek a you! Yeah, yeah... 189 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,159 it's you! You! Look at me. 190 00:09:38,239 --> 00:09:41,800 I’m a great, big ten-year-old with big side burns 191 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,520 and ten-year-old big-- You-- you're the ten-year-old! 192 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,327 Yeah. 193 00:09:45,407 --> 00:09:48,120 You're the ten-year-old! You're the ten-year-old! 194 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,278 You're the—! 195 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,074 It's you! 196 00:09:57,437 --> 00:09:59,253 I'd ask why Jackson's gone squirrelly, 197 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,961 but then I'd have to pretend that I actually care. 198 00:10:02,588 --> 00:10:03,480 What's the news? 199 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,777 I just got a call from Nashville. 200 00:10:06,004 --> 00:10:08,840 Guess what single just won a Silver Boot 201 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,920 for Best Country/Pop crossover? 202 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,120 True Friend won a Booty? 203 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,240 You got it! 204 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,720 I can't believe it! 205 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,400 This has always been my dream. 206 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,885 Being on national television holding my own Booty. 207 00:10:20,318 --> 00:10:21,978 Well, get ready darling, 208 00:10:22,058 --> 00:10:24,864 because tomorrow night, live via satellite, 209 00:10:24,944 --> 00:10:26,267 that dream's coming true! 210 00:10:26,873 --> 00:10:28,280 I'm happy for ya, baby. 211 00:10:28,602 --> 00:10:30,440 You know it’s a night you'll never forget. 212 00:10:30,774 --> 00:10:33,628 I know I never get tired of looking at my own Booty. 213 00:10:35,694 --> 00:10:38,915 This is so awesome. I have got to go tell... 214 00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:40,332 Lilly. 215 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,516 No. I have a lot of other BFF's I could tell. 216 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,934 Well, BF's. 217 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:53,288 Okay, fine, F's. Would you stop torturing me? 218 00:11:05,037 --> 00:11:06,400 Answer the phone! 219 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,600 It could be an emergency. 220 00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:12,280 Okay, okay, you wanna play har-- ? 221 00:11:13,956 --> 00:11:15,556 You wanna play hardball? 222 00:11:15,859 --> 00:11:19,520 Well, it's on! Like soy sauce on a wonton! 223 00:11:20,659 --> 00:11:22,120 You’re gonna talk to me. 224 00:11:27,707 --> 00:11:30,291 Yo, Zack. Check it out. 225 00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:33,665 Boo-yah. 226 00:11:35,124 --> 00:11:36,880 - Awesome! - I know. 227 00:11:38,346 --> 00:11:39,234 Oliver, 228 00:11:39,602 --> 00:11:41,278 I have amazing news! 229 00:11:41,358 --> 00:11:42,417 So do I. 230 00:11:42,497 --> 00:11:45,071 My mom made detective and gave me her old handcuffs. 231 00:11:45,151 --> 00:11:47,151 Check it out. Huh? Huh? 232 00:11:47,783 --> 00:11:49,330 Yeah. Great. Terrific. Whatever. 233 00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:55,331 Okay, Hannah won a Silver Boot for Best Country Pop crossover. 234 00:11:57,553 --> 00:11:59,013 Why aren't you happy dancing? 235 00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:01,151 Why aren't you happy dancing? 236 00:12:01,953 --> 00:12:03,271 ‘Cause I’m not a girl. 237 00:12:04,093 --> 00:12:06,191 And guys don't happy dance. 238 00:12:06,504 --> 00:12:08,255 Well, could you at least act a little more excited? 239 00:12:08,335 --> 00:12:09,831 Well, you weren't excited for me. 240 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,511 You locked your bike with handcuffs! 241 00:12:13,271 --> 00:12:14,951 And it’s awesome! 242 00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:17,111 Thank you! 243 00:12:19,801 --> 00:12:21,098 You know, if you want a girl's reaction, 244 00:12:21,178 --> 00:12:22,631 just go make up with Lilly. 245 00:12:22,711 --> 00:12:24,947 I don't need to make up with Lilly, I have you. 246 00:12:25,027 --> 00:12:26,549 - Now come on, lets go. - Where're we going? 247 00:12:26,982 --> 00:12:28,391 Hello, to get our nails done. 248 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,323 Oh, we--we can’t just try that happy dance thing, 249 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,533 you know? 250 00:12:34,193 --> 00:12:35,652 No. Too late. Let's go. 251 00:12:41,358 --> 00:12:43,231 Your mom must be so proud. 252 00:12:45,628 --> 00:12:49,032 Uh, so, I-I want it right here, 253 00:12:49,112 --> 00:12:50,631 in big letters, 254 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,065 "I hate Dad." 255 00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:56,501 And, uh, put a little barbed wire around it. 256 00:12:56,581 --> 00:12:59,738 Now, you sure you don't want to check out some of my flower patterns? 257 00:12:59,818 --> 00:13:01,132 Hey, just barbed wire me, baby! 258 00:13:01,212 --> 00:13:04,392 Okay, all right. I just need some parental consent. 259 00:13:04,472 --> 00:13:05,511 No problem. 260 00:13:05,591 --> 00:13:08,590 Hey, Dad, if you don't want me to get a tattoo, 261 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,031 you might wanna speak up. 262 00:13:10,298 --> 00:13:11,233 - Jackson! - Yeah? 263 00:13:11,313 --> 00:13:15,511 That's it. President Andrew "blank"... Seven across. 264 00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:16,812 This is too easy. 265 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:18,650 Okay... 266 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:19,791 Arlo, uh, 267 00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:21,418 needle me. 268 00:13:25,061 --> 00:13:27,360 Yup, I'm really gonna do it. 269 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:29,511 Even though it's dangerous... 270 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,391 and permanent! 271 00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,148 Here it comes. 272 00:13:35,813 --> 00:13:37,900 He's almost breaking skin-- 273 00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:41,391 Oh, Marmaduke, you are one funny dog. 274 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,933 Hello! About ready to get marked for life here... Ow. 275 00:13:46,787 --> 00:13:47,987 Hold still! 276 00:13:48,182 --> 00:13:49,951 Get away from me with that thing! 277 00:13:50,269 --> 00:13:52,111 What kind of a father are you? 278 00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:55,191 Hey, look at that... 279 00:13:55,271 --> 00:13:57,111 crazy dog thinks he can drive. 280 00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:06,591 You know, the second coat really made a difference. 281 00:14:07,788 --> 00:14:08,951 I told ya. 282 00:14:09,301 --> 00:14:10,350 Oh my gosh, 283 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,582 don't you think Richard Bruce has the most amazing eyes? 284 00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:15,431 I know. 285 00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:17,474 And that blue top he’s wearing really makes them pop, 286 00:14:17,554 --> 00:14:18,991 and what am I saying? 287 00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:24,372 Hey, Oliver, do you wanna go surfing? 288 00:14:24,452 --> 00:14:27,452 Yes! Because I'm a guy. 289 00:14:27,896 --> 00:14:31,215 And guys wanna surf in deep waters full of sharks. 290 00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:34,991 You know, big, huge, nasty, guy sharks! 291 00:14:35,071 --> 00:14:36,383 Are you wearing a clear polish? 292 00:14:36,463 --> 00:14:39,191 It's called "Buff"... like me. Let's go. 293 00:14:39,271 --> 00:14:41,511 Oliver, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you can't go with her. 294 00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:44,711 The awards are tonight. And you have to help me with my hair. 295 00:14:45,107 --> 00:14:46,351 I won a Booty. 296 00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:48,111 Good, you could use one. 297 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,991 How rude. Come on, we’re leaving. 298 00:14:51,071 --> 00:14:52,111 And you're coming with me, Oliver. 299 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,791 No, you're coming with me. 300 00:14:53,871 --> 00:14:55,951 No, tell her you're my friend. 301 00:14:56,031 --> 00:14:57,151 Tell her you were my friend first. 302 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,982 Tell her to pick a new friend. 303 00:14:59,062 --> 00:15:01,791 Okay, guys, could you please just work this out. 304 00:15:01,871 --> 00:15:03,791 Stay out of it! Huh. 305 00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:10,311 What-- 306 00:15:10,391 --> 00:15:11,511 What are you doing? 307 00:15:11,874 --> 00:15:12,967 Staying out of it. 308 00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:14,664 Very funny, Oliver. Now, unlock these things. 309 00:15:14,744 --> 00:15:16,556 No! Not until you guys work this out. 310 00:15:16,636 --> 00:15:19,403 Oliver, I have to be at the studio in two hours 311 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,271 to do a live satellite feed. 312 00:15:23,112 --> 00:15:24,151 Fine. 313 00:15:24,231 --> 00:15:26,111 But if it weren't for your stupid Booty, 314 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,711 this totally would've worked. 315 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:31,231 - Tell me you didn't lose the key. - I didn't lose the key. 316 00:15:32,912 --> 00:15:34,589 - Oliver! - Okay, I lost it. 317 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:35,860 Oh, uh, my mom keeps a spare. 318 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:37,711 I'll just jump on my bike, go home and get it. 319 00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:40,911 Someone stole my bike. 320 00:15:41,714 --> 00:15:42,482 - Run! - Fast! 321 00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:43,455 Okay. 322 00:15:44,057 --> 00:15:45,579 - We're doomed. - Why? 323 00:15:45,659 --> 00:15:47,114 His house is that way. 324 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,591 Hey, hey, hey Dad! Hey, hey, 325 00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:07,141 do you remember two years ago when I spilled that soda and you-- 326 00:16:07,221 --> 00:16:09,631 you told me to clean it up and I totally ignored you? 327 00:16:10,071 --> 00:16:11,711 Well, look who's moppin' now. 328 00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:13,887 An-An-And look, I did the dishes. 329 00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:16,102 And I cleaned the bathroom and I cleaned my room 330 00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,391 and I did the laundry and nothing's green. 331 00:16:19,248 --> 00:16:21,141 Plus, I made you this chocolate cake. 332 00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:22,373 Dad, please, uh, 333 00:16:22,453 --> 00:16:24,751 I promise I'll do whatever you ask, the first time you ask. 334 00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:27,431 Second, tops. Because, I mean, I'm still just a kid, 335 00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:29,628 but I'm a kid who misses the sound of his daddy's voice. 336 00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:30,991 Please. 337 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,151 It’s got pudding in the middle. 338 00:16:36,308 --> 00:16:37,431 Chocolate or vanilla? 339 00:16:37,511 --> 00:16:41,130 Actually, it's pistachio-- Oh you talked to me! 340 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,671 You finally talked to me! 341 00:16:45,044 --> 00:16:47,311 That's because even though I didn't say anything, 342 00:16:47,391 --> 00:16:48,431 you finally heard me. 343 00:16:48,511 --> 00:16:49,631 Yeah, I did. 344 00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:50,951 Loud and clear. 345 00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:53,346 Jackson, that's all a parent ever wants. 346 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:54,591 That and grandkids. 347 00:16:54,671 --> 00:16:55,682 Now? 348 00:16:56,676 --> 00:16:58,352 Don't worry. No rush on that one. 349 00:17:03,829 --> 00:17:05,991 What is taking Oliver so long? 350 00:17:06,071 --> 00:17:08,031 What do you expect? It's Oliver. 351 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,223 Now, would you stop pacing? 352 00:17:09,303 --> 00:17:11,254 - Would you stop sitting? - No. 353 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,393 Fine! 354 00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:13,896 Ha-- 355 00:17:14,739 --> 00:17:17,031 Man, you owe me an apple. 356 00:17:17,506 --> 00:17:19,991 Would you keep it down? I'm on the phone! 357 00:17:21,031 --> 00:17:22,631 Hey, Oliver, where are you? 358 00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:25,471 Oh, great. 359 00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:27,431 Jus- Just meet us down at the studio. 360 00:17:28,209 --> 00:17:30,015 Okay, Oliver has to go down to the police station 361 00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:32,071 and get the key from his mom. And I've gotta get ready. 362 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,351 Not until you buy me another apple. 363 00:17:35,142 --> 00:17:36,726 Forget about the apple. 364 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,100 Help me get ready and you can keep 365 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:39,911 any three Hannah outfits you want, okay? 366 00:17:40,148 --> 00:17:40,850 What about shoes? 367 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:41,911 - One pair. - Two. 368 00:17:42,252 --> 00:17:43,291 Nothing Italian. 369 00:17:44,469 --> 00:17:45,442 Fine. 370 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,042 Okay. 371 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,511 This may be harder than we thought. 372 00:17:54,004 --> 00:17:55,882 - Yeah. Let's go change. - Okay... 373 00:17:55,962 --> 00:17:56,951 Ah! 374 00:17:58,892 --> 00:18:01,631 Okay, this is definitely not an improvement. 375 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,751 Your feet stink! 376 00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:06,611 Yeah? How do ya like 'em now? 377 00:18:09,692 --> 00:18:11,071 It's a little tight, but... 378 00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:12,391 I think it may work. 379 00:18:12,471 --> 00:18:13,751 Lets go take a look in the mirror. 380 00:18:17,011 --> 00:18:20,191 Oh, goodness. Oh, lovely. 381 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,659 Aw, look at that. 382 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,391 I knew you two couldn't stay mad at each other. 383 00:18:29,471 --> 00:18:31,911 Oh, yeah. We're closer than ever. 384 00:18:32,886 --> 00:18:34,671 You wanna tell me how this happened? 385 00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:36,519 Well, Oliver thought that if he put us-- 386 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:39,471 Aw, sweet niblets, I wish that boy would stop doing that. 387 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,214 Well, none of this never would've happened 388 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,356 if you would've just picked me. 389 00:18:42,436 --> 00:18:44,789 Yeah, I'm not the one who gave a limo ride to a plant. 390 00:18:44,869 --> 00:18:46,692 At least if Fern was playing flag football, 391 00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:47,903 she would’ve just picked me. 392 00:18:47,983 --> 00:18:51,001 - It's a ficus! - Named Fern! 393 00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,946 You could not pay me enough money to be a teenage girl. 394 00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:56,558 I got the key, I got the key! 395 00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:57,371 - Oh, thank... - You're live in 396 00:18:57,451 --> 00:18:58,831 one minute, Miss Montana. 397 00:18:58,911 --> 00:18:59,669 Get 'er done, son. 398 00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:01,621 Carrie Underwood is on stage announcing 399 00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:03,416 that Hannah's won the award right now. 400 00:19:03,496 --> 00:19:05,254 I haven't even thought about what I'm going to say yet. 401 00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:06,692 Well, lucky for you, I did. 402 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,671 All you gotta to do is read the TelePrompTer. 403 00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:10,811 Your daddy’s thought of everything. 404 00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:14,591 Except the key breaking. 405 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:15,991 Uh-oh. 406 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,551 I hate when he says "uh-oh." 407 00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:19,951 Yeah, it's almost as bad as when he thinks. 408 00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:21,752 Live in thirty seconds! 409 00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:22,511 Oh, boy. 410 00:19:22,591 --> 00:19:24,270 Gee, I wonder what's gonna happen now. 411 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,391 Gee, I wonder what's gonna happen now. 412 00:19:26,671 --> 00:19:27,591 I have an idea! 413 00:19:27,671 --> 00:19:28,671 No! 414 00:19:29,244 --> 00:19:31,431 Normally, I'd agree. But this is a good one. 415 00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:38,191 Accepting her award live from Los Angeles, 416 00:19:38,271 --> 00:19:39,591 Hannah Montana. 417 00:19:40,268 --> 00:19:43,511 Thank you so much for this incredible honor. 418 00:19:43,591 --> 00:19:45,576 And it means even more knowing that it's coming 419 00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:47,403 from the good folks in Nashville-- 420 00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:50,111 the place that I'm proud to call my hometown. 421 00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:52,991 Huh. Hooray, Nashville! 422 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,398 I only wish that I could be there 423 00:19:56,478 --> 00:19:59,240 in person to tell you how I truly feel. 424 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,631 Um, this is my special wave... 425 00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:04,896 to Grandma. 426 00:20:04,976 --> 00:20:06,351 Hi, Grandma! 427 00:20:07,026 --> 00:20:08,111 Bye, Grandma. 428 00:20:09,426 --> 00:20:11,101 Every time that I hear "True Friends" 429 00:20:11,181 --> 00:20:17,911 it always makes me think about-about real friendship. 430 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,311 Sorry. I had a little something in my teeth. 431 00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:22,951 All better. 432 00:20:23,987 --> 00:20:25,815 As I was saying friendship means a lot to me. 433 00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:28,204 In fact, this song was inspired by my... 434 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,271 my best friend. 435 00:20:35,594 --> 00:20:37,076 She's been with me through everything, 436 00:20:37,156 --> 00:20:39,071 and even though sometimes we fight, 437 00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:42,124 we know we’ll always get through it, 438 00:20:42,204 --> 00:20:45,507 because, well, we love each other. 439 00:20:47,075 --> 00:20:48,751 And nothing says it better than this song. 440 00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:51,128 "True friends will go to the ends of the earth, 441 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,751 till they find the things you need. 442 00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:55,231 Friends hang on through the ups and the downs..." 443 00:20:55,311 --> 00:20:56,220 Bless you... 444 00:20:57,831 --> 00:20:59,471 " 'Cause they've got someone to believe in." 445 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:00,976 Thank you for believing in me. 446 00:21:01,056 --> 00:21:03,841 And thank you for this award. I love you all. 447 00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:04,706 Good night. 448 00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:11,380 - I'm sorry! - Me, too! 449 00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:12,477 Ow! 450 00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:15,151 Ow! 451 00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:18,711 Ah… 452 00:21:19,742 --> 00:21:23,511 Let's go, ladies, pick your teams. 453 00:21:23,591 --> 00:21:26,391 You're slower than my husband in the bathroom. 454 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:28,551 You said that last week. 455 00:21:28,631 --> 00:21:29,631 I know. 456 00:21:29,947 --> 00:21:31,831 Now he's got a mini-fridge in there. 457 00:21:33,255 --> 00:21:35,028 I think he's hiding from me. 458 00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:39,467 - I could never imagine why. - Yeah. 459 00:21:40,159 --> 00:21:43,262 Okay, I pick Joannie. 460 00:21:53,164 --> 00:21:55,348 Hey, you could've bet a quarter. 461 00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:57,551 I pick Lilly. 462 00:21:57,631 --> 00:21:59,751 Uh, if you pick me, you have to pick Miley, too. 463 00:21:59,831 --> 00:22:01,071 I don't want to pick her. 464 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,459 I don't care. Wherever I go, she goes. 465 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:06,317 Yeah, we're kind of a package deal. 466 00:22:07,598 --> 00:22:10,420 Fine. I’ll take Lilly and Stinky. 467 00:22:11,610 --> 00:22:13,671 Told you it would work. Now, unlock us. 468 00:22:14,928 --> 00:22:16,271 I thought you had the key. 469 00:22:18,064 --> 00:22:19,664 Aw, man. 470 00:22:19,744 --> 00:22:21,111 Think fast!