1 00:00:01,146 --> 00:00:02,360 Great rehearsal, you guys. 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:03,600 - Hey, thanks. - Bring it on. 3 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:05,440 l can't believe we're actually going to be performing 4 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:07,364 for the President of the United States. 5 00:00:07,444 --> 00:00:08,720 This is so cool! 6 00:00:10,558 --> 00:00:11,909 Did you see that? 7 00:00:12,374 --> 00:00:15,692 The new guy touched me. Didn't anybody tell him? 8 00:00:15,772 --> 00:00:20,546 Hello! Never touch the star. Never, ever, ever. 9 00:00:22,232 --> 00:00:23,194 Gotcha. 10 00:00:25,579 --> 00:00:27,120 We do that to all the new dancers. 11 00:00:27,525 --> 00:00:28,560 Hope you're not mad at me. 12 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,640 Try totally humiliated. l'm so out of here. 13 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,492 - Jeremy. - Gotcha back. 14 00:00:35,308 --> 00:00:36,460 You're good. 15 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:38,583 Good enough to go to a movie with tonight? 16 00:00:39,318 --> 00:00:41,556 - l'd like that. - Me, too. 17 00:00:43,221 --> 00:00:44,840 l'm in the mood for a comedy 18 00:00:45,016 --> 00:00:47,720 or maybe something where Taye Diggs takes his shirt off. 19 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,995 Either one works for me. 20 00:00:50,487 --> 00:00:53,655 Jeremy, this is my bodyguard, Roxy. 21 00:00:53,914 --> 00:00:56,800 That's right, and it's my job to protect 22 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,515 Hannah Montana from danger, 23 00:00:58,595 --> 00:01:01,737 all kinds of danger. Know what l'm saying, dancer boy? 24 00:01:01,817 --> 00:01:03,071 l think you do. 25 00:01:12,693 --> 00:01:13,568 come on! 26 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,474 So, how was the date? 27 00:02:06,036 --> 00:02:09,020 Mine or hers? 28 00:02:11,171 --> 00:02:14,120 Free refills, Taye took his shirt off twice. 29 00:02:14,361 --> 00:02:17,204 l'd give it two thumbs up, but l don't wanna let go of my bucket. 30 00:02:18,447 --> 00:02:21,366 Dad, he is never gonna ask me out again. 31 00:02:21,594 --> 00:02:24,837 Honey, you say that about every boy you and Roxy date. 32 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,172 Do l even need to tell you what's wrong with that sentence? 33 00:02:29,756 --> 00:02:33,560 Sense of humour, that's gonna help you later in life. 34 00:02:34,879 --> 00:02:37,360 Now, you are singing for the President tomorrow. 35 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,600 You need to get your rest, and l need to go home 36 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,528 and find my bullet-proof pantyhose. 37 00:02:43,149 --> 00:02:45,400 Keeps bullets out, keeps Roxy in. 38 00:02:48,057 --> 00:02:51,008 Dad, this night was a disaster. 39 00:02:51,473 --> 00:02:55,462 l'm sure it wasn't that bad. l bet the boy had a good time. 40 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:58,802 Dad, Roxy put a bell around his arm. 41 00:02:59,473 --> 00:03:02,186 So every time he tried to make a move, it went... 42 00:03:04,792 --> 00:03:07,019 Exactly how many times did the boy ''ding''? 43 00:03:07,722 --> 00:03:08,840 lt doesn't matter, Daddy. 44 00:03:09,041 --> 00:03:10,111 Every time he went ''ding,'' 45 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:11,851 she went, ''Don't,'' and l went, ''Dang!'' 46 00:03:13,689 --> 00:03:15,400 Well, honey, Roxy's just doing her job. 47 00:03:15,732 --> 00:03:17,280 To be honest with you, l agree with her, 48 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:18,880 'cause when it comes to girls, 49 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,720 boys will say and do just about anything. 50 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:24,036 No, no, Julie. l'm serious. 51 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:27,322 l am a professional motocross racer. 52 00:03:28,652 --> 00:03:32,251 Heck, yeah. l'm working on my bike right now. 53 00:03:37,004 --> 00:03:38,928 Listen to that engine purr. 54 00:03:39,588 --> 00:03:41,663 Julie? Julie? 55 00:03:42,733 --> 00:03:44,993 Man, how could she not believe me? 56 00:03:45,188 --> 00:03:47,772 l'm guessing you puréed when you should've liquefied. 57 00:03:48,421 --> 00:03:49,804 Of course. 58 00:03:52,345 --> 00:03:56,323 Dad, not all boys are like that. l bet you didn't lie to girls. 59 00:03:56,626 --> 00:03:59,491 Well, honey, when you got a head of hair like this, 60 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:00,821 you don't have to. 61 00:04:06,864 --> 00:04:08,777 Everybody makes mistakes 62 00:04:12,356 --> 00:04:14,183 Everybody has those days 63 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:17,760 One, two, three, four 64 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,503 Everybody makes mistakes 65 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:21,308 Everybody has those days 66 00:04:21,388 --> 00:04:23,204 Everybody knows what what l'm talking about 67 00:04:23,284 --> 00:04:24,960 Everybody gets that way. 68 00:04:27,302 --> 00:04:28,750 l have a visual on Montana. 69 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:31,021 Repeat, l have a visual on Montana. 70 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,956 Yes, l'll get her autograph, Mom. 71 00:04:36,074 --> 00:04:37,101 Bring in the President. 72 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:41,673 Wow, the President! Sushi. Lola likey. 73 00:04:44,769 --> 00:04:47,331 Mr President, Sophie, 74 00:04:47,763 --> 00:04:49,445 l'd like to introduce you to my daughter, 75 00:04:49,525 --> 00:04:51,000 Hannah Montana. 76 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,400 Hold, please. And go. 77 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:57,458 And we're clear. 78 00:04:58,258 --> 00:05:02,059 l can't believe l'm meeting Hannah Montana. 79 00:05:02,139 --> 00:05:04,640 l can't believe l'm meeting America's angel. 80 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,680 As leader of the free world, 81 00:05:06,951 --> 00:05:09,800 may l say your concert was off the hook 82 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,491 and you were the bomb? 83 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:15,513 Daddy, keep it real or keep it quiet. 84 00:05:16,853 --> 00:05:19,120 What? Just because l live in the White Hizzle 85 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,797 doesn't mean l got no sizzle. 86 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:25,040 Don't worry, sweetie. All dads are embarrassing. 87 00:05:25,717 --> 00:05:27,800 Yeah, but yours never stopped a motorcade 88 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,273 because he saw a horsey. 89 00:05:29,911 --> 00:05:33,705 Now, Sophie, horses have owners and owners vote, 90 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,380 and l got to feed him a carrot. 91 00:05:35,932 --> 00:05:38,385 Don't you love it when those big, fat hairy lips 92 00:05:38,465 --> 00:05:40,072 just tickle the palm of your hand? 93 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,126 That's my favourite part. 94 00:05:44,018 --> 00:05:46,818 Sushi! President likey. 95 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:52,093 Watch this. The Japanese ambassador loves this. 96 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:10,160 Roxy, what are you doing? 97 00:06:10,776 --> 00:06:13,219 Really, there's enough for everyone. 98 00:06:13,889 --> 00:06:15,200 Enough to get you sick. 99 00:06:15,392 --> 00:06:16,160 l'm sorry, sir, 100 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,885 but what we have here is a case of fish gone funky. 101 00:06:19,134 --> 00:06:20,280 Excuse me? 102 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:23,913 Oh, boy. The salmon's coming back upstream. 103 00:06:28,259 --> 00:06:29,622 Amazing. 104 00:06:30,065 --> 00:06:32,779 A nose like that should be working for the 105 00:06:33,276 --> 00:06:35,698 President of the United States. 106 00:06:36,714 --> 00:06:38,840 l'm honoured, sir, but l can't leave Hannah. 107 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,411 - Sure you can. - What? 108 00:06:41,405 --> 00:06:43,160 l mean, 109 00:06:44,617 --> 00:06:46,920 you cannot pass up an opportunity like this. 110 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,768 He's the President of the United States. 111 00:06:52,367 --> 00:06:55,880 Not bad! Up top, Miss Montana! 112 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,140 Up top, Mr Prez. 113 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:05,600 But, Roxy, your country needs your keen sense of smell. 114 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,919 l mean, sour milk, bad bologna? 115 00:07:08,999 --> 00:07:12,680 This honker is the only thing that can keep your President 116 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,805 on the job and off the john. 117 00:07:17,308 --> 00:07:18,440 l can appreciate that, 118 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,640 but l still don't think that l should, you know... 119 00:07:25,470 --> 00:07:28,400 Whee doggies! That's a nice outfit, Son. 120 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:29,880 l hadn't seen that much leather 121 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,211 since your grandma got all gussied up for singles' bingo. 122 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:39,070 Dad! Dad! Dad! 123 00:07:39,265 --> 00:07:40,560 Now if you'll excuse me, 124 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,400 l'm on my way to Julie's to tell her 125 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,762 l just took fourth place in the big race. 126 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:48,520 Well, why not just tell her you won? 127 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,843 Because this way l don't even need to show her a trophy. 128 00:07:51,395 --> 00:07:52,627 Always thinking. 129 00:07:56,832 --> 00:07:59,000 You see, Miley? lf l take that job, 130 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:02,291 who's gonna protect you from boys who are ''always thinking''? 131 00:08:02,745 --> 00:08:06,150 l mean, l've had your back ever since we met down at Wig City. 132 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:12,712 No, no, no, no, no. 133 00:08:19,139 --> 00:08:20,329 l don't think so. 134 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:26,760 All right, this is getting to be downright painful. 135 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,972 l'll be right back. 136 00:08:32,954 --> 00:08:36,403 - Now we cooking with gas. - l love it! 137 00:08:37,614 --> 00:08:40,046 Hey, Mile. What do you think of this one? 138 00:08:41,225 --> 00:08:42,695 l'm guessing you the daddy. 139 00:08:44,111 --> 00:08:45,938 Don't worry. l'll help him next. 140 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,239 lt kind of looks like Aunt Pearl when 141 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,100 she gets back from the beauty shop. 142 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:58,014 l know, and you've changed my life, too, 143 00:08:58,241 --> 00:08:59,800 but let's face it, Roxy. 144 00:09:00,262 --> 00:09:03,765 This schnoz is bigger than the both of us. 145 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:08,522 - You want me to go, don't you? - No, l don't. 146 00:09:08,954 --> 00:09:11,874 Yes, you do, 'cause l'm all up in your business. 147 00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:15,280 Look me in the eye and tell me that isn't true. 148 00:09:16,479 --> 00:09:20,714 Okay, fine it is. l'm a girl. l have needs. 149 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:26,465 Please tell me you just said you're a girl who has knees. 150 00:09:27,687 --> 00:09:30,422 Roxy, it's not that l want you to go. l don't. 151 00:09:30,887 --> 00:09:32,200 l just need a little space. 152 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,087 Sure. l give you a little space and something happens to you. 153 00:09:36,477 --> 00:09:37,760 That's not the way Roxy rolls. 154 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,120 Well, l'm tired of Roxy rolling all over my life. 155 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,937 Hey, speaking of rolls, why don't l heat up some sweet ones? 156 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,920 And then we can get all buttered up, 157 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,590 and we'll sit back and be reasonable about this. 158 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,990 l don't need to be reasonable. 159 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:51,040 l just need to protect Hannah Montana, 160 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,773 and if l can't do it full-out Roxy, l can't do it at all. 161 00:09:53,853 --> 00:09:55,160 Well, then maybe you shouldn't. 162 00:09:55,773 --> 00:09:59,560 Well, if that's the way you want it, then l'm happy to oblige. 163 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,491 Goodbye, Miss Montana. 164 00:10:05,844 --> 00:10:07,076 l blame myself. 165 00:10:07,595 --> 00:10:09,757 l should've offered up my sticky buns sooner. 166 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:12,120 lt's not your fault, Daddy. 167 00:10:12,968 --> 00:10:14,840 We'll find a bodyguard better than Roxy. 168 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,286 One that understands my 169 00:10:17,811 --> 00:10:18,967 knees. 170 00:10:20,351 --> 00:10:22,016 These babies, right here. Yeah. 171 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:28,780 So, tell us something about yourself 172 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:31,974 and what qualifies you to be Hannah Montana's bodyguard. 173 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,384 l love your music. 174 00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:40,254 l love what you stand for, youth, innocence and fun, 175 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,398 and if anybody threatens that, l'll rip their guts out 176 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,308 and feed them to the pigeons. 177 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:53,433 l'm the bodyguard you want! l'm the bodyguard you need! 178 00:10:59,531 --> 00:11:04,428 Thank you, Mr Annihilator. 179 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,807 There's a lot of bad hombres out there 180 00:11:08,887 --> 00:11:11,201 looking to pump up the party. 181 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:14,315 Well, l got one question for them. 182 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,131 You got nerve? 183 00:11:18,359 --> 00:11:20,608 Well, do you, punk? Do you? 184 00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:29,304 Thank you, Mr Mysterious Stranger. 185 00:11:30,979 --> 00:11:32,082 Well, that fits. 186 00:11:34,395 --> 00:11:37,649 Let me make one thing abundantly clear, princess. 187 00:11:38,027 --> 00:11:40,918 Anybody comes within spitting distance of you, 188 00:11:40,998 --> 00:11:42,958 we're gonna have to go for a little ride 189 00:11:43,038 --> 00:11:46,135 and maybe have a little conversation. Agabish? 190 00:11:46,718 --> 00:11:48,339 And what l'm gonna say is, 191 00:11:48,794 --> 00:11:52,794 bada-bing, bada-boom, end of story, forget about it. 192 00:11:54,719 --> 00:11:57,249 Thank you, Mr... 193 00:11:58,557 --> 00:12:01,477 - There's no name here. - You don't need to know my name. 194 00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:08,478 Well, Mile, you've seen over 30 bodyguards. 195 00:12:08,558 --> 00:12:11,481 - There must be one you like. - There is, 196 00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:13,946 and l kept seeing her in everyone that came in. 197 00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:17,027 - You miss Roxy, don't you? - Yes. 198 00:12:17,514 --> 00:12:19,254 l made a mistake, Dad. 199 00:12:19,481 --> 00:12:23,200 l mean, sometimes she gets on my last nerve, 200 00:12:23,773 --> 00:12:24,930 but she's family. 201 00:12:25,557 --> 00:12:27,438 Well, the President doesn't leave town till tomorrow, 202 00:12:27,518 --> 00:12:29,438 so you've got time to go to the hotel and talk to her. 203 00:12:29,622 --> 00:12:31,198 Come on, Dad. She's never gonna come back 204 00:12:31,278 --> 00:12:32,649 after the things l said. 205 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,708 You never know till you try, bud. 206 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,475 Stranger things have happened. 207 00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:41,761 You got that right. 208 00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:47,518 Come on, Julie. l swear. 209 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,440 l would have shown you the bike, but l crashed it. 210 00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,959 See, here's the handlebars. 211 00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:59,798 Come on, girl. Don't walk so fast. l'm getting a thigh rash. 212 00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:03,958 Rico, do a dude a favour. 213 00:13:04,038 --> 00:13:06,198 Run down to the store and get me some baby powder. 214 00:13:07,473 --> 00:13:10,424 Jackson, l say this because l care. 215 00:13:10,954 --> 00:13:12,392 You're pathetic! 216 00:13:20,195 --> 00:13:22,433 The First Daughter was so excited when you called. 217 00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:28,065 Well, l thought teaching America's angel one of my songs 218 00:13:28,145 --> 00:13:30,464 would be a great way to serve my country. 219 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,021 She's such a giver. 220 00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:34,398 Sophie will be here momentarily. 221 00:13:34,478 --> 00:13:37,091 Until then, you have permission to play with the dolls. 222 00:13:38,497 --> 00:13:40,248 lt's a lot of fun l've been told. 223 00:13:41,005 --> 00:13:42,346 Okay. 224 00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:44,957 While l'm waiting, l think l'm just gonna go say hi 225 00:13:45,037 --> 00:13:46,107 to one of my old bodyguards. 226 00:13:46,187 --> 00:13:47,178 That's a negative. 227 00:13:47,632 --> 00:13:49,178 - Are you sure? - That's a positive. 228 00:13:49,448 --> 00:13:51,750 l have orders to keep Hannah Montana in this room. 229 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,447 Orders from a seven-year-old. 230 00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:55,210 Tomorrow we go to Make a Moose. 231 00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:02,845 Well, this is great. Now, we're stuck in here. 232 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,954 No, Hannah's stuck in here. 233 00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,398 - You don't have a clue, do you? - Not one. 234 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,056 Hannah, check it out! 235 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,337 l look just like you. 236 00:14:24,878 --> 00:14:26,640 Wow! 237 00:14:26,942 --> 00:14:29,342 You look more like me than l do. 238 00:14:29,991 --> 00:14:31,948 Let's learn that new song. 239 00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:34,118 Everybody makes mistakes 240 00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:36,153 Everybody has those days 241 00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:41,017 Roxy? 242 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,082 Roxy? Roxy? Oh, boy. 243 00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:49,860 There you are. Well, you're early. 244 00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:51,590 l am? 245 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:54,678 Well, then why don't l just go away 246 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:55,918 and come back then? Toodles! 247 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:58,918 Oh, no, no, no. l know how in demand you are. 248 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:02,269 l hear you're the finest dog whisperer on the West Coast. 249 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,139 Dog whisperer? 250 00:15:07,394 --> 00:15:08,594 Poor Humphrey. 251 00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:09,804 He won't eat, 252 00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:12,575 and he's sadder than the vice President 253 00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,676 when he heard l passed my physical. 254 00:15:15,552 --> 00:15:16,828 Can you help him, please? 255 00:15:17,906 --> 00:15:20,918 l'd love to, but l just got an emergency call. 256 00:15:21,257 --> 00:15:25,678 Bashful beagle in Beverly Hills. So sad. Toodles. 257 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:30,246 Please. 258 00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:31,997 You're my last hope, 259 00:15:32,429 --> 00:15:34,478 and l'm not asking as the President. 260 00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:37,118 l'm asking as a loving dog owner, 261 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,435 who can get you a ride on Air Force One. 262 00:15:42,473 --> 00:15:44,127 Yes, Mr President. 263 00:15:46,628 --> 00:15:50,347 l guess l'll just whisper to the dog. 264 00:15:53,763 --> 00:15:55,352 Where's Roxy? 265 00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:58,174 - What's that? - Please. 266 00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,618 Let me do my job. 267 00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:02,156 l don't tell you how to run the country. 268 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,405 Point made. Carry on. 269 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,546 Yes. oh Yes. 270 00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:12,487 l'll tell him. Okay. 271 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,054 He's sick of his dog food. Kibble, kibble, kibble. 272 00:16:16,487 --> 00:16:18,312 Boring! 273 00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,139 You're amazing. 274 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,049 Can l get room service? 275 00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:27,675 This is the President of the United States. 276 00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,042 Yes, l'll hold. 277 00:16:32,038 --> 00:16:33,005 And so will you. 278 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:45,179 Well, look at that. There it is. Looks delicious. 279 00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:47,553 And we're back to toodles. See ya. 280 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:50,033 Well, no, no. Wait a second. He's still not eating. 281 00:16:50,855 --> 00:16:52,530 Okay, okay. 282 00:16:56,531 --> 00:17:00,033 Humphrey, all your favourites. 283 00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:02,606 Boiled liver. 284 00:17:04,855 --> 00:17:07,406 Ox tongue stew. Yeah. 285 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,229 l think he knows you're faking. 286 00:17:14,548 --> 00:17:16,159 You have got to be kidding me. 287 00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:19,856 l'd do it myself, but l just had my teeth whitened, 288 00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:21,553 and l can't afford a meat stain. 289 00:17:26,361 --> 00:17:27,939 l'd better get a medal out of this. 290 00:17:41,534 --> 00:17:44,259 That's some good liver. 291 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:54,059 Nobody's perfect, no, nobody's perfect 292 00:17:57,071 --> 00:17:59,471 Are you sure you're Hannah Montana? 293 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,240 Why, of course l am. 294 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,904 Why would you ask a silly question like that? 295 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,759 l don't know. 296 00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:07,439 Because you stink on ice. 297 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,613 Well, what do you expect? l didn't bring my lights. 298 00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:14,451 l didn't bring my band. 299 00:18:14,531 --> 00:18:16,704 Yeah, you didn't bring your talent, either. 300 00:18:19,952 --> 00:18:23,000 l just want the Hannah Montana l saw on stage. 301 00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:25,671 So do l, kid. So do l. 302 00:18:29,335 --> 00:18:31,973 Come on. Eat, puppy, eat. 303 00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:33,346 l'm begging you. 304 00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:36,330 Why don't you try the brains? 305 00:18:36,503 --> 00:18:39,131 lf l had any, l wouldn't be here right now. 306 00:18:43,358 --> 00:18:45,661 Mr President, the dog whisperer is here. 307 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:48,201 Thank you, Agent Obvious. 308 00:18:50,471 --> 00:18:51,736 Well, that's who's out... 309 00:18:54,147 --> 00:18:55,941 Sweet niblets. 310 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,380 Mr President, l don't know what's going on here, 311 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:01,774 but l have to tell you... 312 00:19:01,854 --> 00:19:02,860 Wait! Wait, wait. 313 00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:04,747 Humphrey has something he wants to say. 314 00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:06,535 l can't wait to hear this. 315 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,135 What's that, Humphrey? 316 00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:11,086 The reason you haven't been eating 317 00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:13,854 is because you miss somebody terribly? 318 00:19:14,957 --> 00:19:17,033 Well, why don't you just tell that person? 319 00:19:19,509 --> 00:19:22,305 You have, but they wouldn't answer your phone calls. 320 00:19:22,385 --> 00:19:23,898 l mean, listen to you. 321 00:19:25,239 --> 00:19:28,839 Hold on. l think l know what's going on here. 322 00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:30,352 - You do? - You do? 323 00:19:30,882 --> 00:19:31,888 Of course. 324 00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:34,677 My Humphrey-mumphrey misses me. 325 00:19:35,294 --> 00:19:36,327 l've been so busy, 326 00:19:36,407 --> 00:19:38,698 l've been ignoring you, haven't l, boy? 327 00:19:39,173 --> 00:19:42,470 Now hold on, Mr President. Maybe it wasn't your fault. 328 00:19:42,719 --> 00:19:46,293 Maybe Humphrey was being disobedient, stubborn 329 00:19:46,373 --> 00:19:47,908 and a little bratty. 330 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:52,687 Oh, yeah? Well, Humphrey says he was just trying to be a dog, 331 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:55,595 and sometimes dogs need to be let off their leash. 332 00:19:57,389 --> 00:19:58,866 But what if that dog runs off 333 00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:01,032 and gets itself into all kinds of trouble? 334 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,184 Well, you've got to trust that you've trained it well enough 335 00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:07,691 to know right from wrong. 336 00:20:08,091 --> 00:20:09,259 And you have. 337 00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:14,198 - What's that, buddy? - He said he loves you. 338 00:20:15,755 --> 00:20:17,312 And he knows that you love him, too. 339 00:20:18,069 --> 00:20:19,658 l do. l do. 340 00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:22,533 And we're going to be spending a lot more time together, 341 00:20:22,868 --> 00:20:24,014 starting now. 342 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,004 Come on, buddy. l saw a French poodle in the lobby, 343 00:20:27,084 --> 00:20:30,198 and she's quite the hottie. Come on. Come on. 344 00:20:31,895 --> 00:20:34,728 - l do love you, Roxy. - And l love you. 345 00:20:34,987 --> 00:20:36,447 That's why l want to protect you. 346 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,248 l know, but maybe... 347 00:20:40,328 --> 00:20:42,566 Maybe l do it a little too much sometimes? 348 00:20:42,771 --> 00:20:45,809 Roxy, l don't want you out of my life. 349 00:20:46,382 --> 00:20:49,443 l just want you in it a smidge less. 350 00:20:50,178 --> 00:20:53,568 And l know that's not the way Roxy rolls, but maybe... 351 00:20:53,648 --> 00:20:55,558 Child, you ate dog food for me. 352 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,561 Maybe l can bend a little for you. 353 00:20:57,864 --> 00:20:59,816 So you're not gonna come on dates with me any more? 354 00:20:59,896 --> 00:21:02,080 No, l'm saying you just won't see me. 355 00:21:03,356 --> 00:21:06,069 - l can live with that. - So can l. 356 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:11,733 But what l can't live with is that doggie breath. Stanky! 357 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,187 But you still cute. 358 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,634 Hey, Daddy, look who's back. 359 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:22,115 Of course l'm back. 360 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,099 The President and his daughter are wonderful people, 361 00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:26,110 but they're not family. 362 00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:29,164 l was there two days, not a single hug. 363 00:21:30,148 --> 00:21:32,255 Well, let me just take care of that right now. 364 00:21:32,796 --> 00:21:34,893 lt's good to have you back. 365 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:38,212 l'm not done. Two whole days, Robby Ray! 366 00:21:40,558 --> 00:21:43,346 Miley, why are you dressed up like Lola? 367 00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:46,622 Right, we had to switch back at the hotel and... 368 00:21:47,984 --> 00:21:50,114 Oh, no. Lilly! 369 00:21:51,098 --> 00:21:54,666 Now we are going to do this until we get it right. 370 00:21:55,045 --> 00:21:57,855 - Now, one more time from the top. - But... 371 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:03,703 - What's that, everyone? - ''Encore. Encore. More. More.'' 372 00:22:04,774 --> 00:22:08,531 You heard them. Now five, six, seven, eight! 373 00:22:08,611 --> 00:22:10,618 Everybody makes mistakes 374 00:22:10,698 --> 00:22:12,838 Everybody has those days 375 00:22:14,568 --> 00:22:16,326 And l'm having one right now. 376 00:22:16,406 --> 00:22:17,779 At least you get to go home.