1 00:00:01,351 --> 00:00:02,784 l'm Hannah Montana. 2 00:00:05,254 --> 00:00:06,338 Jake? 3 00:00:08,162 --> 00:00:09,319 Jake? 4 00:00:10,843 --> 00:00:12,075 Leslie? 5 00:00:13,319 --> 00:00:15,277 Just give me a second, okay? 6 00:00:16,315 --> 00:00:18,822 lf it helps, you're doing better than Oliver. 7 00:00:19,277 --> 00:00:20,671 He fainted when l told him. 8 00:00:21,049 --> 00:00:22,834 Jake Ryan doesn't faint. 9 00:00:23,753 --> 00:00:26,066 Leslie, on the other hand, is a little woozy. 10 00:00:27,844 --> 00:00:29,044 Listen... 11 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:32,879 lf you're gonna be mad, don't be mad at Miley. 12 00:00:32,959 --> 00:00:36,428 - She wanted to tell you, but... - But what? Hannah wouldn't let her? 13 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:40,204 Well, you know, she's a pop star. You know how they can be. 14 00:00:40,399 --> 00:00:42,173 Total divas. l try to avoid them. 15 00:00:42,854 --> 00:00:45,720 So it's just the two of you, right? 16 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,778 l mean, you're not also the Dixie Chicks, are you? 17 00:00:48,016 --> 00:00:51,832 No. Just Miley and Hannah. Two chicks here. 18 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:56,145 Well, if that's the case, then l think you're both pretty great. 19 00:00:56,959 --> 00:00:59,229 - Really? - Really. 20 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:03,132 Oh, man, paparazzi. 21 00:01:03,434 --> 00:01:05,348 - They follow me everywhere. - They follow me everywhere. 22 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,520 l think they're following me, you know, a big movie about to open. 23 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,960 Hello! Millions of albums already sold. 24 00:01:12,624 --> 00:01:15,338 - Okay, we'll just go ask them then. - No. 25 00:01:16,592 --> 00:01:18,824 You're not dating Hannah. You're dating Miley. 26 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:21,131 You can't get caught cheating on me with me. 27 00:01:21,433 --> 00:01:22,244 ?? 28 00:01:22,525 --> 00:01:25,206 Keep up, movie star. Ain't rocket science. 29 00:01:32,058 --> 00:01:33,301 come on! 30 00:02:20,258 --> 00:02:24,720 Helicopters, movie stars, forbidden love? 31 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,680 lt's all so romantic. 32 00:02:27,285 --> 00:02:28,720 lt would be even more romantic 33 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,459 if you would chew with your mouth closed. 34 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,599 So when you told him you were Hannah, he didn't faint? 35 00:02:35,978 --> 00:02:39,545 - Not once? - Nope. Steady as a rock. 36 00:02:39,956 --> 00:02:42,236 All man. 37 00:02:42,734 --> 00:02:46,496 Well, so am l. l just hadn't eaten that day. 38 00:02:47,879 --> 00:02:48,935 You know what the best part is? 39 00:02:49,015 --> 00:02:50,920 Now l can finally be myself with a guy. 40 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,696 No more secrets. Just a normal boy-girl relationship. 41 00:03:03,543 --> 00:03:06,419 Why don't you all take a picture? lt'll last longer. 42 00:03:08,042 --> 00:03:10,918 Hello, people, it's just an expression. 43 00:03:11,837 --> 00:03:14,399 Miley, relax. Just ignore them. 44 00:03:14,745 --> 00:03:16,640 - Why don't l get us some drinks? - Okay. 45 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:20,416 Wow, l'm kind of thirsty. 46 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:24,347 Do you want water, fruit juice or ice-tea? 47 00:03:29,407 --> 00:03:32,091 Are you sure you're not mad l made us leave early? 48 00:03:32,556 --> 00:03:35,373 That's okay, it gives us more time to... 49 00:03:35,453 --> 00:03:36,657 Who wants lemonade? 50 00:03:38,355 --> 00:03:40,409 ...say hi to your dad. 51 00:03:40,690 --> 00:03:43,063 Yes, sir. Sweet lemonade. 52 00:03:43,329 --> 00:03:46,943 Refreshing and as close to puckering as anybody's gonna get around here. 53 00:03:48,367 --> 00:03:49,983 Excuse me, Jake. 54 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:52,863 - Daddy, can l talk to you in private? - Sure, doll. 55 00:03:54,829 --> 00:03:58,503 Listen, Dad, l don't know how to tell you this. 56 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:00,386 Go away! 57 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:04,213 Okay, l can take a hint. 58 00:04:04,559 --> 00:04:07,623 l'm gonna step out and let you two kids have a little chat, 59 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:09,223 but just remember, 60 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,178 the heating ducts have ears. 61 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:18,823 l swear, we'll never be alone. 62 00:04:19,437 --> 00:04:21,828 - We are now. - No, we're not. 63 00:04:22,628 --> 00:04:24,703 - Right, Dad? - Right, bud. 64 00:04:26,682 --> 00:04:27,903 Don't worry, Miley. 65 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,383 Your Dad's just being a responsible parent 66 00:04:31,463 --> 00:04:33,600 and l admire him for that. 67 00:04:34,314 --> 00:04:36,292 Won't work, boy, but nice try. 68 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:42,183 lt's not my nosy, annoying Dad l'm worried about. 69 00:04:42,263 --> 00:04:43,644 lt's your fans. 70 00:04:43,724 --> 00:04:45,518 They wouldn't leave us alone all night. 71 00:04:46,891 --> 00:04:49,627 Come on, fans are just a part of the territory. 72 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,743 l thought Hannah Montana would be used to that. 73 00:04:51,823 --> 00:04:54,183 She is, but Miley isn't. 74 00:04:54,431 --> 00:04:55,783 That's the reason l made up the secret, 75 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,843 so l could go out in the world like a normal person. 76 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:01,143 And that's kind of hard to do when you're dating me. 77 00:05:01,566 --> 00:05:02,615 A little bit. 78 00:05:04,334 --> 00:05:05,480 Does this help? 79 00:05:08,096 --> 00:05:09,253 A little bit. 80 00:05:09,988 --> 00:05:11,372 How about a little bit more? 81 00:05:12,161 --> 00:05:14,215 l'm not hearing any chatting. 82 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:31,147 Sonny, this cheese jerky is fantastic. You have to give me the recipe. 83 00:05:31,504 --> 00:05:32,983 Oh, sorry, ma'am, 84 00:05:33,063 --> 00:05:36,693 my mom's jerky and his dad's cheese recipe, they're top secret. 85 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,766 But l'm a grandmother. 86 00:05:39,771 --> 00:05:41,183 You can trust me. 87 00:05:42,099 --> 00:05:45,948 You know, we would, but we weren't born yesterday, 88 00:05:46,348 --> 00:05:48,153 and neither was this baby. 89 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:51,201 Rico! 90 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:59,952 This isn't over! That cheese jerky will be mine! 91 00:06:03,744 --> 00:06:05,149 ?? 92 00:06:13,356 --> 00:06:17,183 Oh, man, it's packed. This is gonna be a disaster. 93 00:06:17,263 --> 00:06:20,914 No, it's not, if Oliver orders the chilli dog pizza again. 94 00:06:20,994 --> 00:06:22,263 We'll just sit by the window. 95 00:06:22,988 --> 00:06:26,707 Actually, l'm not hungry. l'm all cheese jerkied up. 96 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,223 Which brings us right back to the window. 97 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:33,739 Stop worrying about Oliver. l'm thinking about Jake. 98 00:06:34,182 --> 00:06:35,756 No matter where we go, it's like a zoo. 99 00:06:35,836 --> 00:06:37,703 The beach, the movies, the mall. 100 00:06:37,783 --> 00:06:39,173 Everybody just does this. 101 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,223 Okay, that's creepy. 102 00:06:42,303 --> 00:06:44,056 Oh, and by the way, easy on the liner, 103 00:06:44,136 --> 00:06:46,001 looking a little trampy. 104 00:06:46,081 --> 00:06:49,201 She look very nice to me. 105 00:06:49,569 --> 00:06:53,050 Thanks. Appreciate it, but l have a boyfriend. 106 00:06:53,439 --> 00:06:57,158 Big coincidence, because l have American girlfriend 107 00:06:57,238 --> 00:06:59,191 and her name is Miley. 108 00:06:59,861 --> 00:07:01,116 Weirdo, say what? 109 00:07:02,262 --> 00:07:03,663 Miley, it's me. 110 00:07:04,186 --> 00:07:05,300 - Jake? - Jake? 111 00:07:06,511 --> 00:07:07,903 lt's Milos. 112 00:07:08,738 --> 00:07:09,667 You like? 113 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:14,435 Look, now l'm just a regular guy. l'm a nobody, like Oliver. 114 00:07:14,781 --> 00:07:15,903 Brilliant! 115 00:07:16,219 --> 00:07:17,311 Hey! 116 00:07:19,019 --> 00:07:22,251 - You did this for me? - l did this for us. 117 00:07:22,619 --> 00:07:25,765 Oh, you're so sweet, 118 00:07:26,305 --> 00:07:29,365 but could you please be sweet without the accent? 119 00:07:29,678 --> 00:07:31,428 l don't like. 120 00:07:32,239 --> 00:07:34,012 lf it makes you happy, sure. 121 00:07:34,239 --> 00:07:36,126 Just a normal guy, with normal friends, 122 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,629 eating normal pizza. 123 00:07:37,986 --> 00:07:39,845 Excuse me, people, l'm ready to order. 124 00:07:39,925 --> 00:07:41,063 - Hey! - Hey, man! 125 00:07:41,143 --> 00:07:43,072 Hey, buddy, who do you think you are? 126 00:07:43,310 --> 00:07:47,278 - Well actually, l'm... - Just a normal guy. 127 00:07:47,483 --> 00:07:49,641 And here in Normalville, we take a normal number 128 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:51,263 and wait our normal turn. 129 00:07:51,343 --> 00:07:53,428 Oh, right. No sweat. 130 00:07:53,508 --> 00:07:55,703 l did this in an episode of zombie High. 131 00:07:55,946 --> 00:07:58,583 ''Haunted Deli,'' take a number and wait 132 00:07:58,864 --> 00:08:00,086 to die. 133 00:08:00,886 --> 00:08:03,881 - So, what number are we? - Thirty-two. 134 00:08:04,238 --> 00:08:05,676 Number six. 135 00:08:05,756 --> 00:08:08,270 - Are you kidding me? - Milos! 136 00:08:08,757 --> 00:08:12,303 Oh, sorry. Got it. Normal people wait. 137 00:08:12,518 --> 00:08:13,523 l'll wait. 138 00:08:17,534 --> 00:08:20,943 This is endless! You know, let's go. 139 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:28,082 Look like Milos has a little bit of temper. 140 00:08:34,656 --> 00:08:37,413 How do people do this? lt's agony. 141 00:08:37,932 --> 00:08:39,463 How long have we been here? 142 00:08:39,878 --> 00:08:45,679 Well, in one minute it'll be exactly a minute and a half. 143 00:08:48,836 --> 00:08:50,943 Thanks for letting me cut in front of you, sweetie. 144 00:08:51,023 --> 00:08:54,498 My boyfriend just got his tonsils out. He can barely talk. 145 00:08:54,578 --> 00:08:58,663 Honey, what's taking so long? 146 00:09:00,599 --> 00:09:03,194 Did l say tonsils? l meant kidney. 147 00:09:03,716 --> 00:09:05,576 My mom has a TASER. 148 00:09:08,527 --> 00:09:09,857 Okay, then, bye. 149 00:09:11,565 --> 00:09:15,259 - There you go, just what you ordered. - ls it all better now? 150 00:09:15,843 --> 00:09:16,859 Totally. 151 00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:20,437 And doesn't it taste much better knowing that you had to wait for it? 152 00:09:21,410 --> 00:09:22,372 Not really. 153 00:09:23,508 --> 00:09:26,383 You know, this ice cream is making me thirsty. 154 00:09:26,463 --> 00:09:27,553 Oh, boy. 155 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:32,504 l said, this ice cream is making me... 156 00:09:34,815 --> 00:09:37,543 Normal people get their own water. 157 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,215 Really? 158 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:45,215 Thanks, kid. See you at the movies. 159 00:09:45,295 --> 00:09:46,623 Mommy! 160 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:49,623 - Run. - Why? 161 00:09:50,538 --> 00:09:52,181 Soccer mom with a TASER. 162 00:09:57,337 --> 00:09:59,143 l've never felt this way before. 163 00:10:00,397 --> 00:10:03,143 And l know you've only been in my life for a short time, but... 164 00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:05,629 Heck, l'm just gonna say this. 165 00:10:06,369 --> 00:10:07,515 l love you. 166 00:10:08,326 --> 00:10:12,488 That's right, l love you, super-secret cheese jerky recipe. 167 00:10:17,622 --> 00:10:19,423 Silly, silly boy. 168 00:10:27,748 --> 00:10:29,932 Well, as long as l'm here... 169 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,694 Man, that's good. 170 00:10:44,184 --> 00:10:47,503 What a rush. All night and no one recognised me. 171 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,153 And l gotta admit, l wasn't really sure 172 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,881 if l could do this whole normal thing. 173 00:10:50,961 --> 00:10:54,297 l mean, l've been famous since l was the face of Wonder Diapers. 174 00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:58,254 ''The only diaper endorsed by astronauts.'' 175 00:10:59,652 --> 00:11:01,143 Did l tell you that already? 176 00:11:01,223 --> 00:11:03,360 You might have mentioned it once or twice. 177 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,103 Or 30 times. 178 00:11:05,782 --> 00:11:07,903 Anyway, it was a great night. 179 00:11:08,528 --> 00:11:09,501 Except for this wig. 180 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:12,245 l mean, it's worse than the one l wore on Teen Bigfoot. 181 00:11:12,325 --> 00:11:14,383 ''The only thing bigger than his foot...'' 182 00:11:14,463 --> 00:11:16,778 ''...was his heart!'' 183 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,966 - Still gets to me. - lt's getting to all of us. 184 00:11:25,474 --> 00:11:30,360 - Where can l take this wig off? - Upstairs, first door on the left. 185 00:11:30,641 --> 00:11:33,492 - Okay. Be right back. - Can't wait. 186 00:11:36,789 --> 00:11:40,266 Miley, we don't exactly know how to tell you this... 187 00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:42,335 - Jake's horrible. - Yeah, that's pretty much it. 188 00:11:43,134 --> 00:11:44,453 l don't understand. 189 00:11:44,659 --> 00:11:46,463 l mean, Hannah Montana's a star, too, 190 00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:49,588 but underneath Hannah is a real person. 191 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:53,199 - And underneath Jake is... - More Jake? 192 00:11:55,224 --> 00:11:58,983 l really liked him. How could l not see this? 193 00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:00,383 Miley, none of us saw it. 194 00:12:00,463 --> 00:12:03,462 Come on, it's the first real time you guys have spent together. 195 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:05,334 Now that l have... 196 00:12:07,907 --> 00:12:09,485 So, what are you gonna do? 197 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,280 Learn to love his flaws? 198 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:16,244 Right. Like the adorable way he steals water from little girls. 199 00:12:18,331 --> 00:12:20,331 l have to break up with him, don't l? 200 00:12:20,687 --> 00:12:21,543 l think so. 201 00:12:22,066 --> 00:12:24,063 What if gets mad? He could tell your secret. 202 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:27,903 Guys, come on, Jake's a lot of things, but he's not evil. 203 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:31,968 l'll tell you what, next time you people give me an itchy wig, 204 00:12:32,048 --> 00:12:34,444 l'll spread the word and put you out of business. 205 00:12:35,903 --> 00:12:39,771 People try to mess with Jake Ryan, Jake Ryan plays hardball. 206 00:12:40,744 --> 00:12:42,103 So, what'd l miss? 207 00:12:42,183 --> 00:12:43,543 - Nothing! - Nothing! 208 00:12:45,219 --> 00:12:47,717 Oh, guys, come on. Let's watch me on Tv. 209 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,121 Look how cute Jake is. 210 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,262 Why did you have to talk and ruin everything? 211 00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:03,804 Okay, l've been thinking about your problem 212 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,479 and l got a couple of ideas that'll fix it. 213 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:09,559 This isn't going to be something stupid like, ''Move to Peru,'' is it? 214 00:13:10,845 --> 00:13:12,240 No! 215 00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:19,069 Please tell me you don't have ''face transplant'' on there, too. 216 00:13:20,518 --> 00:13:21,966 Well, l wasn't... 217 00:13:22,215 --> 00:13:23,296 Fine! 218 00:13:24,857 --> 00:13:26,772 And now, l have to go to another premiere with him 219 00:13:26,852 --> 00:13:30,453 and act like he's not the most obnoxious person l've ever met. 220 00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:33,195 l just wish l could find a way to get him to break up with me. 221 00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,217 l know. He'd break up with you in a second 222 00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:37,601 if you were half as obnoxious as he is. 223 00:13:38,888 --> 00:13:43,316 - Lilly, you're a genius. - Oh, thank you. 224 00:13:43,396 --> 00:13:47,256 Wait, was this about the Peru or the face transplant? 225 00:13:48,606 --> 00:13:52,390 - Peru. - l knew it, l just... Sometimes. 226 00:13:57,233 --> 00:14:00,435 Oh, sorry, folks, we're all sold out. 227 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,770 But don't worry, come back tomorrow, there'll be plenty more. 228 00:14:05,754 --> 00:14:09,552 Yep, that's right, Rico, l'm turning them away. 229 00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:10,861 And look... 230 00:14:13,293 --> 00:14:15,942 lt's raining money, yeah. 231 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,996 l can't watch this any more. 232 00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:22,926 Wait, wait. Look, look, look. l'm rolling in money. 233 00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:31,297 What are you doing? 234 00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,036 Laughing like Rico and rolling in money? 235 00:14:35,382 --> 00:14:37,565 - You should try, dude. lt's fun. - Oh, cool. 236 00:14:37,645 --> 00:14:39,803 Oh, but first, my mom gave me the receipts 237 00:14:39,883 --> 00:14:42,606 for all the supplies she bought and we gotta settle up. 238 00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,471 Please tell me the big one's for us. 239 00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:52,017 You might want to look away. 240 00:14:53,566 --> 00:14:54,787 Make it quick. 241 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,539 - Jackson... - Just go. 242 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,266 Why, why, why? 243 00:15:16,221 --> 00:15:21,137 And here comes Jake Ryan with his not-famous girlfriend, Milkey. 244 00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:22,816 lt's Miley. 245 00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:28,174 Anyway, how does it feel to be a regular girl dating a big star? 246 00:15:28,254 --> 00:15:30,910 Hang on, Bri, l got a throat itch. 247 00:15:35,544 --> 00:15:39,360 Oh, yeah, much better. You were saying? 248 00:15:39,652 --> 00:15:41,568 Wow, Jake, this one's a keeper. 249 00:15:42,757 --> 00:15:49,341 Oh, man, these lights are warm. l'm just gonna air myself out. 250 00:15:51,928 --> 00:15:54,674 l guess we know what happened to the ugly duckling. 251 00:15:57,269 --> 00:16:00,988 - Maybe we should just go inside. - Oh, that's a good idea. 252 00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:03,052 But first l gotta... 253 00:16:03,841 --> 00:16:08,446 Oh, yeah, that feels nice. 254 00:16:09,484 --> 00:16:11,333 Anybody got a lawn mower? 255 00:16:12,489 --> 00:16:15,871 There's a breeze in Pittsburgh, if you get my drift. 256 00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:18,758 - Put your arms down. - Why? 257 00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:24,293 Oh, man, that's embarrassing. l meant to braid those. 258 00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:28,286 Oh, my gosh, l just forgot. 259 00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:31,345 We forgot to feed the cat. Let's go home. 260 00:16:31,518 --> 00:16:34,643 We don't have a cat, you silly goose. 261 00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:38,486 Maybe we can build one with your armpits. 262 00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:49,421 Jake, you haven't said a word the whole ride home. 263 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,799 Did l do something wrong? 264 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,129 Stop it, okay? l know exactly what you're doing. 265 00:16:55,756 --> 00:16:56,459 You do? 266 00:16:56,539 --> 00:16:58,853 Yeah, of course l do. l'm not an idiot. 267 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:00,637 Okay, fine. 268 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,206 Maybe l went about it the wrong way, but... 269 00:17:03,286 --> 00:17:05,854 Little Miss Hannah Montana can't handle it 270 00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:07,649 when it's all about Jake Ryan. 271 00:17:07,729 --> 00:17:08,615 What? 272 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:12,276 Yeah, you'll do anything to steal my spotlight. 273 00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:15,924 - Face it, you're jealous of me. - Jealous of you? 274 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,518 Why, yes, l am. 275 00:17:20,345 --> 00:17:24,384 l am a jealous egomaniac and you should dump me right now. 276 00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:27,303 You know what? l'll make it easier on you. 277 00:17:29,011 --> 00:17:29,940 Goodbye. 278 00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:39,147 l'm not gonna break up with you. 279 00:17:42,906 --> 00:17:45,280 Miley, we can get through this. 280 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,025 You'll learn to not be jealous just like l learnt to be a normal guy. 281 00:17:49,349 --> 00:17:51,036 Oh, sweet niblets. 282 00:17:51,598 --> 00:17:53,885 You don't know what a normal guy is. 283 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,701 What are you talking about? 284 00:17:56,674 --> 00:17:59,280 Okay, maybe l'm not normal on the outside, 285 00:17:59,571 --> 00:18:03,268 but inside beats the heart of a kid just like you. 286 00:18:04,295 --> 00:18:06,025 That's from Teen Bigfoot. 287 00:18:07,614 --> 00:18:10,064 - So? - So? 288 00:18:10,669 --> 00:18:13,102 That's exactly what l'm talking about. 289 00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:16,730 Normal people don't say things that other people wrote for them. 290 00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:20,334 Normal people don't steal water from little girls. 291 00:18:21,193 --> 00:18:23,474 Excuse me if l didn't know that. 292 00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:28,534 Okay, the only reason l did this stupid normal thing was for you. 293 00:18:30,437 --> 00:18:31,768 You know what? l'm out of here. 294 00:18:32,136 --> 00:18:33,963 ?? 295 00:18:34,558 --> 00:18:36,687 Being normal's not stupid. 296 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,968 lt lets me have real friends 297 00:18:39,239 --> 00:18:42,493 and it reminds me that l'm just like everybody else. 298 00:18:43,174 --> 00:18:44,698 And you like that? 299 00:18:46,296 --> 00:18:49,168 l love that, and l thought you did, too. 300 00:18:49,248 --> 00:18:50,489 Remember when we met? 301 00:18:51,144 --> 00:18:53,673 You said that sometimes you wish you had a normal life. 302 00:18:54,052 --> 00:18:55,537 Where's that guy? 303 00:18:55,617 --> 00:18:57,497 That's the guy l want for my boyfriend. 304 00:18:57,577 --> 00:18:59,233 Not this. 305 00:19:00,693 --> 00:19:02,206 So, how was the movie? 306 00:19:04,892 --> 00:19:07,130 Good night, Nurse Nickel. What are you wearing? 307 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:10,763 Daddy, not now. 308 00:19:11,779 --> 00:19:13,017 Ain't seen that many feathers 309 00:19:13,097 --> 00:19:16,321 since your Uncle Earl and Aunt Pearl had their annual pillow fight. 310 00:19:19,435 --> 00:19:21,452 Well, if you didn't want to go out with me any more, 311 00:19:21,532 --> 00:19:22,829 why didn't you just tell me, 312 00:19:23,283 --> 00:19:26,024 instead of going all woolly mammoth at the premiere? 313 00:19:26,813 --> 00:19:29,469 Because l was afraid that if l dumped you 314 00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:31,008 you'd get so upset and you'd... 315 00:19:31,819 --> 00:19:34,695 What? Tell your secret? 316 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,576 Well, if that's the kind of guy you think l am, 317 00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:39,868 then maybe l will tell your secret. 318 00:19:51,544 --> 00:19:52,950 Here you go, doll. 319 00:19:53,339 --> 00:19:55,662 Fudge ripple's like a heartbreak airbag. 320 00:19:55,742 --> 00:19:58,704 Doesn't stop the hurting but it sure cushions the blow. 321 00:20:00,611 --> 00:20:01,908 l don't get it. 322 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:04,589 l lie to my boyfriend and feel horrible. 323 00:20:05,043 --> 00:20:07,664 l tell him the truth and it blows up in my face. 324 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,410 Maybe l should just give up guys for good. 325 00:20:10,637 --> 00:20:13,946 Oh, honey, not for good. Just until l'm dead. 326 00:20:16,086 --> 00:20:18,605 Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. 327 00:20:19,189 --> 00:20:21,924 lt wasn't the truth or the lies that caused all this. 328 00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:25,783 lt was the boy. He just wasn't the right one. 329 00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:27,502 l guess you're right. 330 00:20:28,587 --> 00:20:30,133 But you know what's weird? 331 00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:32,696 Now that Jake's gonna blow my secret, 332 00:20:32,776 --> 00:20:34,803 l don't know which one l'm gonna miss more, 333 00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:39,681 my normal life or the guy l thought Jake was. 334 00:20:40,492 --> 00:20:44,957 Well, honey, no matter what happens, we're gonna make it through this. 335 00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:46,974 We always do. 336 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,380 At least l know one big, handsome guy who will always love me. 337 00:20:50,747 --> 00:20:51,777 Who that? 338 00:20:52,012 --> 00:20:53,266 Oh, me. 339 00:20:54,531 --> 00:20:57,149 - Hello? - Back here. 340 00:20:58,662 --> 00:21:00,911 - Delivery for Miley Stewart. - Really? 341 00:21:01,808 --> 00:21:02,705 Thanks. 342 00:21:03,505 --> 00:21:05,754 Now, who would be sending you flowers? 343 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:09,807 Dear Miley, l thought about what you said and you're right. 344 00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:12,845 l do wish l was a normal person sometimes. 345 00:21:13,158 --> 00:21:15,028 i just don't know how to do that yet. 346 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,100 But when l figure it out, 347 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:19,969 l hope l'll be worthy of someone as terrific as you. 348 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:21,673 And don't worry, 349 00:21:21,753 --> 00:21:23,715 your secret will always be safe with me. 350 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,029 ''Love, Leslie.'' 351 00:21:26,634 --> 00:21:28,451 Who in the Sam Heck is Leslie? 352 00:21:31,069 --> 00:21:32,291 A friend. 353 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,286 A very good friend. 354 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,907 Well, let's hope it's not another actor. 355 00:21:46,319 --> 00:21:47,627 What are you doing here? 356 00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:49,919 What are you talking about? l work here. 357 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,444 - But l fired you. - No, you didn't. 358 00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:55,258 Sure l did, and then you opened that shack. 359 00:21:55,507 --> 00:21:56,577 What shack? 360 00:22:01,924 --> 00:22:04,969 But... But it was right over... And you... 361 00:22:05,049 --> 00:22:08,266 And... And Oliver... And cheese jerky... 362 00:22:08,346 --> 00:22:10,556 And l was in a baby stroller... 363 00:22:11,378 --> 00:22:14,257 lt's gonna be okay. Let me take you home. 364 00:22:14,713 --> 00:22:16,334 But you rolled in money. 365 00:22:17,318 --> 00:22:18,464 Sure l did.