1 00:00:20,492 --> 00:00:22,044 ?? 2 00:00:22,124 --> 00:00:25,652 lf cupid had a heart her first Top 10 hit. 3 00:00:25,955 --> 00:00:27,800 All you need now is another dozen to 4 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,225 match the record of Hannah Montana. 5 00:00:31,619 --> 00:00:33,880 What do you think, Hannah, she got the right stuff? 6 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,520 Totally, Colin, l think she's great. 7 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,120 Thanks, Hannah, that means a lot coming from you. 8 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,879 l'm welling up at the love and respect l feel 9 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,418 between these two princesses of pop. 10 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:47,479 Well, l think there's enough room in the music world for both of us, 11 00:00:47,559 --> 00:00:50,080 - right, Mikayla? - Absotively, posilutely. 12 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,163 Adorable. 13 00:00:51,563 --> 00:00:54,720 You're not gonna want to miss these two sharing the stage next week 14 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,963 at the United People's Relief charity concert in Florida. 15 00:00:58,481 --> 00:01:01,562 We'll be right back. l'm Colin Lassiter 16 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,381 and this is The Real Deal. 17 00:01:03,835 --> 00:01:05,035 And we're out. 18 00:01:05,781 --> 00:01:09,235 Speaking of relief, l've got the bladder of a kitten. 19 00:01:11,645 --> 00:01:15,533 lt is so great to finally meet you, l really am a huge fan. 20 00:01:15,613 --> 00:01:16,759 Yeah, l hate you. 21 00:01:17,354 --> 00:01:20,716 Thanks, l feel the exact same... What? 22 00:01:21,538 --> 00:01:23,959 Your voice is stenchy, your music is stupid, 23 00:01:24,039 --> 00:01:25,680 your outfits make me wanna puke on them, 24 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,764 but it looks like somebody already did. 25 00:01:29,321 --> 00:01:30,510 Okay. 26 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:33,839 l don't know what your problem is but... 27 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,360 My problem is, is l'm 1 0 times better than you 28 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,240 and you're gonna find that out in Florida. 29 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:41,623 Miss Hannah, l'm taking all your fannas. 30 00:01:42,272 --> 00:01:45,201 Okay, listen here, you one-hit bobblehead, 31 00:01:46,163 --> 00:01:49,217 the only thing you're taking from me is lessons. 32 00:01:49,297 --> 00:01:53,653 Okay, lesson number one, this is how you do the head thing. 33 00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:57,145 Yeah, that's right, l went there. 34 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,440 Well, you know where l'm gonna go? 35 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,274 Down the toilet with the rest of your career? 36 00:02:01,869 --> 00:02:05,478 Yeah, that's right, l went there again and this time l bought property. 37 00:02:06,365 --> 00:02:07,824 Back up, kid. 38 00:02:08,246 --> 00:02:10,959 And don't go shooting off your little tweeny-bopper mouth 39 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:12,480 at my client, okay? 40 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:13,720 She started it. 41 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,198 Yeah, and l am ending it, little Miss Soon to Be Used to Be. 42 00:02:17,598 --> 00:02:21,200 Whoa, Nelly. l wonder who put the burr underneath your saddle, 43 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,280 but no one talks to my client that way. 44 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,840 lt's okay, Dad, l can handle it. 45 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:27,792 You heard her, Zeke. Why don't you go wait out in the wagon, okay? 46 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,658 Excuse me? 47 00:02:31,036 --> 00:02:31,897 And while you're at it, 48 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:34,474 you might want to shave the ferret off your face, okay? 49 00:02:35,911 --> 00:02:38,917 l shave mine when you shave yours. 50 00:02:39,889 --> 00:02:41,867 That's right, l went there. 51 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:46,386 We are back in five, four, three... 52 00:02:48,299 --> 00:02:50,137 Great story, Hannah. 53 00:02:51,002 --> 00:02:54,100 Hey, we're back and we're having some fun now, aren't we, girls? 54 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:56,240 Oh, yeah, l just can't wait till Florida. 55 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,661 Neither can l. 56 00:03:54,403 --> 00:03:56,291 l cannot wait to get to that concert 57 00:03:56,371 --> 00:04:00,068 to show that two-faced tone-deaf toad who's boss. 58 00:04:00,846 --> 00:04:02,431 Yeah, but you have to wear something amazing. 59 00:04:02,511 --> 00:04:05,072 Mikayla always looks incredible. 60 00:04:06,391 --> 00:04:08,975 For a two-faced tone-deaf toad. 61 00:04:10,823 --> 00:04:12,548 Well, l don't care what Mikayla wants. 62 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,802 lt's a benefit concert 63 00:04:13,882 --> 00:04:15,957 and all the girls are sharing one dressing room. 64 00:04:16,037 --> 00:04:17,701 Go, Daddy. Go, Daddy. 65 00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:22,108 l don't think so, because unlike you and your ''kinfolk,'' 66 00:04:22,188 --> 00:04:23,979 my client didn't grow up in a barn 67 00:04:24,059 --> 00:04:25,767 and we're expecting our own dressing room. 68 00:04:25,994 --> 00:04:28,498 Oh, l can see why you would need more room. 69 00:04:28,578 --> 00:04:32,751 l mean, where else are you gonna put Mikayla's ego and your big mouth? 70 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:35,161 Step off, Goober. 71 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:39,730 Oh, darn. l'm afraid l'm losing you. We're breaking up. 72 00:04:39,810 --> 00:04:42,740 l know that trick, you're crunching potato chips. 73 00:04:43,054 --> 00:04:45,831 They're corn chips and you're not getting another room. 74 00:04:47,366 --> 00:04:49,334 And that's the way Robby Ray rolls. 75 00:04:50,091 --> 00:04:53,016 Well, could Robby Ray roll out some cash? 76 00:04:53,096 --> 00:04:54,583 Hannah needs a new outfit for Florida. 77 00:04:54,663 --> 00:04:57,473 l thought you were gonna wear that snazzy silver dress. 78 00:04:57,657 --> 00:05:01,160 Dad, please, get with the times, that's so yesterday. 79 00:05:02,155 --> 00:05:04,490 That's because yesterday's the day you bought it. 80 00:05:05,949 --> 00:05:06,982 What about the one you bought 81 00:05:07,062 --> 00:05:08,810 at the place next to the place that we went that one time? 82 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:10,464 - No, that's too... - Yeah, you're right. 83 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:11,631 Plus, when you wear that you have to wear... 84 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,352 - l know, and l hate those. - Who doesn't? 85 00:05:13,432 --> 00:05:15,201 What about the one that l bought after the one 86 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,551 that l bought at the place next to the place? 87 00:05:16,631 --> 00:05:18,508 Oh, you mean the one that goes with the shoes with the things. 88 00:05:18,588 --> 00:05:20,252 - l love that one. - Me, too. 89 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,222 Daddy, do you even know what we're talking about? 90 00:05:23,302 --> 00:05:26,318 No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, l'm all for it. 91 00:05:27,437 --> 00:05:29,156 - Your dad is so... - l know! 92 00:05:43,018 --> 00:05:44,294 Push. 93 00:05:45,677 --> 00:05:46,748 Push. 94 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,634 Push! 95 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,234 Son, are you working out on that contraption 96 00:05:52,314 --> 00:05:53,727 or giving birth to it? 97 00:05:55,316 --> 00:05:56,922 Laugh all you want, old man. 98 00:05:57,002 --> 00:05:58,058 But when the guns come in, 99 00:05:58,138 --> 00:06:00,500 there's gonna be a new sheriff in town. 100 00:06:01,159 --> 00:06:03,019 And a new deputy. 101 00:06:04,359 --> 00:06:05,306 You know, when l was a kid, 102 00:06:05,386 --> 00:06:07,088 we didn't have money for stuff like this. 103 00:06:07,168 --> 00:06:09,547 You know what we lifted? Cows. 104 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:13,697 And when it rained, we went inside and lifted your Aunt Pearl. 105 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:17,997 Try lifting her up after a bowl of her homemade pinto bean soup. 106 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:19,784 Talk about your bang, pow! 107 00:06:22,627 --> 00:06:24,494 Are you saying that this isn't a workout? 108 00:06:24,574 --> 00:06:27,903 l'm not saying that at all. Thinking it, but not saying it. 109 00:06:28,628 --> 00:06:32,302 All right, well, l'd like to see you give it a try, Flabio. 110 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:34,032 Okay. 111 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:38,206 Don't come crying to me when l break your little rubber band toy. 112 00:06:41,297 --> 00:06:43,200 You know l'm just kidding you, right? 113 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,866 Well, it's not set for your height and weight. 114 00:06:45,946 --> 00:06:49,195 Fine. Then set it for my height and weight. 115 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:52,114 Matter of fact, crank it up to ''Aunt Pearl.'' 116 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:57,351 l'd like to see the rubber band toy that can handle Robby Ray. 117 00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:00,510 ?? 118 00:07:05,538 --> 00:07:06,720 Oh, gosh. 119 00:07:07,429 --> 00:07:09,505 Hey, Dad, look, this is the dress l'm gonna wear. 120 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:11,061 What happened? 121 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,749 Mr Puniverse got a butt-whooping 122 00:07:13,829 --> 00:07:17,537 from a little itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny little rubber band. 123 00:07:19,234 --> 00:07:20,949 Well, l'm gonna get to feeling better soon 124 00:07:21,029 --> 00:07:22,878 and when l do, l'm coming after you. 125 00:07:23,678 --> 00:07:25,981 Oh, no. l better run. 126 00:07:30,912 --> 00:07:32,345 You look terrible. 127 00:07:32,425 --> 00:07:34,003 Are you gonna be able to make it to Florida? 128 00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:38,916 Lilly, he is obviously in pain. We've gotta show a little concern. 129 00:07:39,565 --> 00:07:43,619 Daddy, can l get you an ice pack, a pillow? 130 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:46,549 Are you gonna be able to make it to Florida? 131 00:07:47,177 --> 00:07:49,454 Don't worry about me, honey. l'm gonna be fine. 132 00:07:49,534 --> 00:07:50,875 l doubt it. 133 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:55,108 When my dad's back goes out, he can't move for days. 134 00:07:55,188 --> 00:07:56,734 He just sleeps on the dining room table. 135 00:07:57,069 --> 00:08:00,053 Last Thanksgiving, we had to eat around him. 136 00:08:00,961 --> 00:08:04,031 He had a muscle spasm. Giblets everywhere. 137 00:08:13,037 --> 00:08:16,968 Roxy, this treatment better work, otherwise l can kiss Florida goodbye. 138 00:08:17,048 --> 00:08:18,049 Oh, no problem, girl. 139 00:08:18,129 --> 00:08:20,843 There's never been a jacked-up back that Roxy couldn't crack. 140 00:08:21,308 --> 00:08:23,254 You know, l'm feeling better already. 141 00:08:23,741 --> 00:08:25,650 l think this treatment's starting to do the trick. 142 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:28,260 Oh, that's not the treatment, this is. 143 00:08:32,434 --> 00:08:38,131 - l think the machine broke. - That wasn't the machine! 144 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,531 l'm gonna be sick. 145 00:08:45,241 --> 00:08:48,592 Daddy, l am so sorry, l was just trying to help. 146 00:08:51,510 --> 00:08:52,857 lt's okay, Mile. 147 00:08:52,937 --> 00:08:55,895 l know you had your heart set on putting that Mikayla in her place, 148 00:08:55,975 --> 00:08:59,792 but there's no way l'm gonna be able to sit on a plane for five hours. 149 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,521 l guess you're right. 150 00:09:03,262 --> 00:09:06,072 Unless we strap you to a surfboard and check you through baggage. 151 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,073 Why don't you just take him in a coffin? 152 00:09:09,153 --> 00:09:10,143 At least they're padded. 153 00:09:10,223 --> 00:09:11,222 That's a great idea. 154 00:09:11,302 --> 00:09:13,071 We could get him a little portable DvD player, 155 00:09:13,151 --> 00:09:14,935 time will just fly by. Perfect. 156 00:09:17,873 --> 00:09:19,030 Ain't gonna happen. 157 00:09:20,089 --> 00:09:23,955 Let's face it. You tried, Roxy tried. 158 00:09:24,035 --> 00:09:27,111 Roxy, that's a great idea, Daddy, Roxy could take me. 159 00:09:28,808 --> 00:09:30,549 No, no. No way, honey. 160 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,431 Why not? Roxy's taken me to plenty of concerts before. 161 00:09:33,511 --> 00:09:35,208 Not all the way across the country. 162 00:09:35,403 --> 00:09:37,182 Besides, let's face it. lf l'm not there with you, 163 00:09:37,262 --> 00:09:39,723 that Mikayla's manager's gonna steamroll right over you. 164 00:09:39,803 --> 00:09:42,610 Oh, come on, Dad, l can handle Mikayla and her manager. 165 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:45,760 And l'll have Roxy. Remember? ''Roxy like a puma.'' 166 00:09:47,122 --> 00:09:49,031 Honey, we can't. You're still just a kid. 167 00:09:49,111 --> 00:09:50,285 But l'm your kid. 168 00:09:50,365 --> 00:09:53,208 And you taught me how to stand up and fight for myself. 169 00:09:53,889 --> 00:09:55,637 And l'll have Roxy. 170 00:09:55,717 --> 00:09:57,592 Face it, Dad, it's all falling into place. 171 00:09:57,672 --> 00:09:59,109 Not for me, it isn't. 172 00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:03,257 Why not? You know l can do this. You can trust me. 173 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:06,025 - But that's not the point. - Then what is the point? 174 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:09,419 The point is you're not ready to do this on your own. 175 00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:11,549 Yes, l am, Daddy, and you know it. 176 00:10:11,629 --> 00:10:13,938 Come on, Dad, let me go. Please. 177 00:10:14,018 --> 00:10:16,057 That's it, Mile, l don't want to talk about this any more. 178 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,257 That's not fair! 179 00:10:17,337 --> 00:10:18,468 l don't have to be fair. 180 00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:20,378 l'm the dad and l'm not letting you go. 181 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:22,649 Why are you treating me like such a baby? 182 00:10:22,729 --> 00:10:24,183 Because you're acting like one. 183 00:10:24,263 --> 00:10:27,745 - But, Dad! - No, Miley, not another word. 184 00:10:28,556 --> 00:10:31,528 Fine. How about three? 185 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,177 l hate you. 186 00:10:34,631 --> 00:10:37,928 Miley. Miley Ray! 187 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:44,327 Does this mean l'm your favourite kid now? 188 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,792 l'll take that as a yes. 189 00:10:56,174 --> 00:10:58,906 l have never said anything like that to my dad before, 190 00:10:58,986 --> 00:11:01,414 but he was just... He wasn't making any sense 191 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,354 and l got so mad! 192 00:11:04,381 --> 00:11:06,954 l hate him for making me say l hate him. 193 00:11:08,943 --> 00:11:10,117 This is terrible. 194 00:11:10,197 --> 00:11:12,539 Now Mikayla's gonna have that stage all to herself. 195 00:11:12,619 --> 00:11:14,225 Lilly, l'm upset enough. 196 00:11:14,305 --> 00:11:16,431 The last thing l wanna think about is... 197 00:11:16,511 --> 00:11:20,901 Mikayla coming at you with her new hit single lf Cupid Had a Heart. 198 00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:25,745 Rico, could you turn that down? 199 00:11:26,243 --> 00:11:29,880 - l'm sorry, is it bothering you? - Yeah. 200 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,869 Well, then this'll drive you crazy. 201 00:11:53,398 --> 00:11:57,344 Speak of the she-devil. What is it, Mikayla? 202 00:11:57,787 --> 00:11:59,956 Hannah, l heard you pulled out of the concert. 203 00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:03,485 What happened? Did the big pop star get scared? 204 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,145 Listen, Micockroach. 205 00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:11,189 One of my family members has a serious medical condition, okay? 206 00:12:11,269 --> 00:12:14,609 Yeah, it's you. And it's called wimpotitis. 207 00:12:15,287 --> 00:12:18,201 - That means you're a wimp. - l know what it means. 208 00:12:18,281 --> 00:12:20,072 Oh, l can see the headlines now. 209 00:12:20,152 --> 00:12:23,520 ''Mikayla rocks while heartless Hannah hides from the homeless.'' 210 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,859 The concert's for hunger relief. 211 00:12:26,778 --> 00:12:28,432 Like l care. 212 00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:30,828 Either way, l'm gonna steal all your fans 213 00:12:30,908 --> 00:12:32,860 and there's nothing you can do about it. 214 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:36,259 Oh, yeah, there is. l'm gonna be there. 215 00:12:36,735 --> 00:12:37,412 You are? 216 00:12:37,492 --> 00:12:39,081 - You are? - Yes. 217 00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:40,773 And you better wear something absorbant 218 00:12:40,853 --> 00:12:42,763 'cause l'm gonna be wiping the stage with you. 219 00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:44,541 That's right, l went there. 220 00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:48,022 You can't go to Florida without your dad. 221 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:49,190 Watch me. 222 00:12:52,678 --> 00:12:53,910 Wow. 223 00:12:57,219 --> 00:12:58,641 By the time you read this, 224 00:12:58,721 --> 00:13:00,965 Roxy and l will be on our way to Florida. 225 00:13:01,045 --> 00:13:01,754 And when l come back, 226 00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:03,916 l'll take whatever punishment you decide to give me 227 00:13:03,996 --> 00:13:07,163 like the grown-up l'm trying to convince you l am. 228 00:13:07,748 --> 00:13:09,650 PS: Don't blame Roxy, she doesn't know. 229 00:13:10,494 --> 00:13:11,948 Dang flabbit, Jackson, 230 00:13:12,028 --> 00:13:14,645 get down here and help me get out of this thing. 231 00:13:16,321 --> 00:13:18,440 Come on, Dad. Not another sponge bath. 232 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,618 Haven't l done enough? 233 00:13:20,472 --> 00:13:23,337 - Not until you get me to the airport. - Okay. 234 00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:26,905 - Maybe we should change first. - Good idea. 235 00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:34,695 Sorry for the delay, folks. 236 00:13:34,775 --> 00:13:36,551 We'll be leaving the gate momentarily. 237 00:13:36,631 --> 00:13:38,112 Thank you for your patience. 238 00:13:40,015 --> 00:13:45,049 Warm cashews, cold shrimp, and complimentary slippers? 239 00:13:45,129 --> 00:13:46,653 Time to let the dogs out. 240 00:13:47,949 --> 00:13:50,789 Great. l'm glad you're enjoying the flight. 241 00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:53,724 lt'll be a whole lot better once we take off. 242 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:56,953 Come on, flyboy, l could walk to Florida quicker than this. 243 00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,040 Come on. 244 00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:02,567 Sweetheart, could you keep it down? Someone just complained. 245 00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:06,460 - Who? - Me. Now zip it. Thank you. 246 00:14:08,579 --> 00:14:12,025 Channel 2 1 is all Barry White, all night. 247 00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:14,417 Oh, baby, baby. 248 00:14:15,477 --> 00:14:18,666 Flight attendants, please close the doors and prepare for take-off. 249 00:14:18,746 --> 00:14:19,693 Yes! 250 00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:22,305 Excuse me. 251 00:14:23,856 --> 00:14:25,813 l'm looking for my daughter. 252 00:14:26,342 --> 00:14:27,337 Sweet niblets. 253 00:14:36,647 --> 00:14:40,495 l was just making sure all the carry-ons were stowed properly. 254 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,171 No need to thank me. 255 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,888 Sensible shoes. Good choice. 256 00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:50,182 l really don't like you. 257 00:14:51,547 --> 00:14:54,265 Please take your seat. Thank you. 258 00:14:58,407 --> 00:14:59,425 Miley? 259 00:15:00,613 --> 00:15:01,585 Mile? 260 00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:05,705 Mile? 261 00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:10,516 l was just visiting my grandkids in Palm Springs. 262 00:15:10,596 --> 00:15:11,661 And you? 263 00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:18,322 Pardon me, doll face, gotta make a pit stop. 264 00:15:22,874 --> 00:15:23,945 Roxy? 265 00:15:25,815 --> 00:15:26,785 Roxy. 266 00:15:30,182 --> 00:15:31,585 Well, hello. 267 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,785 Robby Ray, what are you doing here? 268 00:15:37,576 --> 00:15:40,376 - Oh, no, she didn't? - Oh, yeah, she did. 269 00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,084 She bamboozled us both. 270 00:15:42,387 --> 00:15:44,375 Yeah, well, your bam is easy to boozle. 271 00:15:44,455 --> 00:15:46,073 You still don't know l sneak over to your house 272 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,005 and use your hot tub on the weekends. 273 00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:49,305 What? 274 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,713 Enough of this chitchat, let's find that girl. 275 00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:59,592 Hi. This bathroom's ocupado. 276 00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:03,246 Sorry, doll face, 277 00:16:03,326 --> 00:16:05,365 you know, you're really supposed to keep these closed. 278 00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:07,041 l may shift during flight. 279 00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:10,392 Oh, you gonna shift right now. Get out here. 280 00:16:11,062 --> 00:16:13,733 Come on, Miley. Get that thing off your head. We're going home. 281 00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:16,684 - But, Dad... - No ''but.'' Now. 282 00:16:16,764 --> 00:16:19,041 Excuse me, ma'am, but we'd like to get off. 283 00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:21,602 And l'd like a job where l don't have to smile all the time 284 00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:23,905 no matter how annoyed l am. 285 00:16:24,728 --> 00:16:26,890 Now, the doors are closed 286 00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:30,306 and no one's getting off until our first stop in Denver. 287 00:16:30,386 --> 00:16:32,100 So please take your seats. 288 00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,305 - But... - l said ''please.'' 289 00:16:37,494 --> 00:16:41,949 Miley Stewart, l have never been so disappointed in you. 290 00:16:43,451 --> 00:16:45,149 You think you're disappointed now, 291 00:16:45,229 --> 00:16:47,776 wait until you see your snack box in coach. 292 00:17:05,699 --> 00:17:07,065 Listen, kid... 293 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:12,855 You have a fantastic sense of rhythm. You must be very proud. 294 00:17:14,628 --> 00:17:18,044 - Big dad? - Huge, with a Mohawk. 295 00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:25,295 Gee, why would l want to hang out with my friends 296 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,722 when l can spend five hours being 297 00:17:26,802 --> 00:17:28,505 kicked in the back by the Kangaroo Kid 298 00:17:28,585 --> 00:17:31,046 and drooled on by Jabba the Gut. 299 00:17:32,462 --> 00:17:34,419 Don't blame me, blame your sister. 300 00:17:34,499 --> 00:17:36,981 Why? You're the one that wouldn't let her go in the first place. 301 00:17:37,061 --> 00:17:39,251 Don't start with me, Son, she wasn't ready to go. 302 00:17:39,331 --> 00:17:41,640 She wasn't ready, or you weren't? 303 00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:44,451 - Excuse me? - Come on, Dad. 304 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,149 l mean, you raised us to believe 305 00:17:46,229 --> 00:17:48,700 that we could do anything we set our minds to. 306 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:51,392 The whole time we were growing up you told us, 307 00:17:51,472 --> 00:17:55,867 ''l know you can do it. So get ready, get set, go.'' 308 00:17:56,805 --> 00:17:58,545 Why aren't you saying that now? 309 00:18:00,816 --> 00:18:03,105 Oh, yeah, l can be deep. 310 00:18:17,385 --> 00:18:20,984 Roxy, l really am sorry l lied to you. 311 00:18:21,064 --> 00:18:22,945 Hush up, l'm not talking to you. 312 00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,666 But if l was talking to you, l'd be saying, 313 00:18:25,746 --> 00:18:27,893 ''Don't apologise to me, apologise to your daddy, 314 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,705 ''because he only does what he does because he loves you.'' 315 00:18:31,785 --> 00:18:33,937 l guess l should apologise, shouldn't l? 316 00:18:34,174 --> 00:18:36,545 lf l was talking to you, l'd be saying... 317 00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:42,501 l'd also say, ''While you're up, 318 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:45,268 get me some two percent. Roxy likes to dunk.'' 319 00:18:48,868 --> 00:18:51,145 - l was just... - Me, too. 320 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:55,040 Daddy, when l said l hated you, l was just... 321 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,186 l know. 322 00:18:57,084 --> 00:18:59,657 Honey, sit down, l think we need to talk. 323 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,565 Oh, man, l was hoping we just said it all. 324 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,744 Not quite. 325 00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:13,865 l think we both know what you did was wrong. 326 00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:15,830 We can talk about that later. 327 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:17,865 Right now l have something l wanna give you. 328 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:21,322 A barf bag? 329 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:25,345 lt has a song on it. l just wrote it for you. 330 00:19:26,025 --> 00:19:29,442 l know you didn't understand why l was acting the way l was acting. 331 00:19:29,831 --> 00:19:31,545 l didn't understand it either. 332 00:19:32,329 --> 00:19:34,505 Hopefully this will help explain. 333 00:19:35,647 --> 00:19:40,588 She says things are falling in place Feels like they're falling apart 334 00:19:40,761 --> 00:19:45,874 l'm painting this big old smile on my face to hide my broken heart 335 00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:48,385 lf only she knew 336 00:19:49,182 --> 00:19:54,621 But this is where l don't say what l want so bad to say 337 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,659 And this is where l want to 338 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:02,784 But l won't get in the way of her and her dreams 339 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,972 And spreading her wings 340 00:20:06,221 --> 00:20:09,410 She's at the starting line of the rest of her life 341 00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:11,983 As ready as she's ever been 342 00:20:12,318 --> 00:20:15,485 Got the hunger and the stars in her eyes 343 00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:18,058 The prize is hers to win 344 00:20:18,436 --> 00:20:24,002 She's waiting on my blessings before she hits that open road 345 00:20:24,082 --> 00:20:26,023 Well, baby, get ready 346 00:20:26,261 --> 00:20:29,774 Get set, don't go 347 00:20:34,027 --> 00:20:35,025 Darling, 348 00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:39,054 no daddy ever wants to see his little girl grow up, 349 00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:42,772 but every dad knows someday she has to. 350 00:20:43,865 --> 00:20:45,670 When this plane lands in Denver, 351 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:49,385 l'm getting off and you're staying on and going to Florida. 352 00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:51,103 Are you sure? 353 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,205 l've never been more sure of anything. 354 00:20:53,675 --> 00:20:56,561 Besides, Hannah Montana don't need her daddy to hang around 355 00:20:56,641 --> 00:20:59,394 to go down and show that Mikayla what she's made out of. 356 00:20:59,474 --> 00:21:01,065 Oh, Dad. 357 00:21:03,027 --> 00:21:06,529 - Sorry. - lt's okay. lt's a good kind of pain. 358 00:21:07,859 --> 00:21:09,705 l'm gonna save this forever. 359 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:13,585 Oh, no, shrimp and cookies, bad combo. 360 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:18,723 lt's okay, l got it all in here. 361 00:21:19,198 --> 00:21:21,265 l'm gonna need a bigger bag! 362 00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:27,576 Lilly and l just watched the concert on Tv. 363 00:21:27,656 --> 00:21:29,014 You were terrific. 364 00:21:29,094 --> 00:21:31,338 And you blew Mikayla off the stage. 365 00:21:31,641 --> 00:21:35,057 The important thing is, honey, you did a great thing for charity. 366 00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:37,265 And you blew Mikayla off the stage. 367 00:21:37,657 --> 00:21:40,349 Yeah, l guess Hannah did show her a thing or two. 368 00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:42,176 And my daughter did the same for me. 369 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,614 l'm proud of you, darling. 370 00:21:43,694 --> 00:21:46,705 And you blew Mikayla off the stage. 371 00:21:46,901 --> 00:21:49,884 Hey, Jackson, your sister's on the phone. You wanna say hello? 372 00:21:49,964 --> 00:21:52,345 Can't right now. Kind of busy. 373 00:21:52,804 --> 00:21:57,021 So, trust me, Rico, couple of workouts on this bad boy 374 00:21:57,101 --> 00:22:00,004 and you are gonna be Mr lrresistible. 375 00:22:00,198 --> 00:22:01,210 l don't know, 376 00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:03,743 it doesn't feel like it's doing anything. 377 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,665 Well, let me just turn it up for you a little bit. 378 00:22:10,005 --> 00:22:11,011 ?? 379 00:22:18,524 --> 00:22:20,385 That was awesome. 380 00:22:21,021 --> 00:22:24,305 Again! Jackson! Again, again!