1 00:00:00,995 --> 00:00:03,455 Sorry, Carl, the answer is six. 2 00:00:03,535 --> 00:00:06,616 That means you are dumber than a dog. 3 00:00:08,368 --> 00:00:09,622 Wow. 4 00:00:14,941 --> 00:00:17,157 When is this not on? 5 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:23,000 Next up, a CD from rapper White Gold. 6 00:00:23,179 --> 00:00:26,931 Or should I say, Warren Goldblatt. 7 00:00:28,876 --> 00:00:32,307 Another prep school poser whining about 8 00:00:32,387 --> 00:00:37,069 how hard it is out there to be a "gangsta." 9 00:00:39,003 --> 00:00:40,779 Barney Bittman, I love that guy! 10 00:00:40,859 --> 00:00:42,146 Oh, I love this! 11 00:00:42,557 --> 00:00:44,076 Are you guys serious? 12 00:00:44,156 --> 00:00:45,936 He trashes practically everybody. 13 00:00:46,016 --> 00:00:47,720 I would not waste two seconds on that 14 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,884 squinty-eyed little weasel. 15 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:58,009 Coming up a CD from teen pop sensation, Mikayla. 16 00:00:58,089 --> 00:01:02,197 Or should I say teen "poop" sensation. 17 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:04,586 Move over and hit record. 18 00:01:14,626 --> 00:01:17,005 "If Cupid Had A Heart." 19 00:01:17,221 --> 00:01:18,633 Give me a break. 20 00:01:18,713 --> 00:01:20,643 If Mikayla had a heart, 21 00:01:20,723 --> 00:01:22,745 she'd stop singing! 22 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,079 But I did buy two of her CDs 23 00:01:27,159 --> 00:01:29,297 and they were fantastic! 24 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:32,383 At blocking out her moose calls! 25 00:01:34,537 --> 00:01:36,299 Crush her, Barney baby! 26 00:01:36,947 --> 00:01:42,699 Coming up next week I review yet another teen pop sensation, 27 00:01:43,121 --> 00:01:45,586 Hannah Montana. 28 00:01:46,235 --> 00:01:47,846 Whoop dee doo. 29 00:01:51,338 --> 00:01:52,641 Barney Bittman? 30 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:56,699 Whose career is that squishy-faced snake going after this time? 31 00:02:55,712 --> 00:02:56,853 Daddy, 32 00:02:57,031 --> 00:03:00,577 there is no way I'm letting Barney Bittman review my concert. 33 00:03:00,999 --> 00:03:02,869 Can't I just have the flu? 34 00:03:04,869 --> 00:03:07,857 Mile, why are you letting this guy get to you? 35 00:03:08,058 --> 00:03:09,614 What's the worst thing he can say? 36 00:03:09,694 --> 00:03:13,639 Well, how about "Hannah Montana, 37 00:03:13,719 --> 00:03:16,692 what did that poor state ever do to you?" 38 00:03:21,298 --> 00:03:23,968 You know that sounds exactly like something he would say. 39 00:03:24,048 --> 00:03:25,568 Mile-Miley's right there. 40 00:03:25,648 --> 00:03:26,584 Where? 41 00:03:28,303 --> 00:03:30,865 - And it would be terrible. - It'd be just awful. 42 00:03:31,806 --> 00:03:33,211 And, honey, it wouldn't matter. 43 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:35,384 You said yourself the guy's a jerk. 44 00:03:35,464 --> 00:03:39,257 Yeah, but he's a jerk who knows good music. 45 00:03:39,666 --> 00:03:41,497 And if he doesn't like me, then 46 00:03:41,796 --> 00:03:43,654 maybe I'm no better than Mikayla. 47 00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:45,406 Oh, Miley Stewart, 48 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:46,920 you don't believe that any more than 49 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,001 I believe calling a snail "escargot" is gonna stop it 50 00:03:50,081 --> 00:03:52,704 from tasting like a salty loogie. 51 00:03:53,738 --> 00:03:55,716 You know, as gross as that sounds, 52 00:03:55,796 --> 00:03:56,624 I have to agree. 53 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:57,529 He's right. 54 00:03:57,609 --> 00:04:00,437 Miley, you're way better than a salty loogie. 55 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,617 Fine. I'll do the concert. 56 00:04:06,051 --> 00:04:08,894 But if Barney Bittman's going to be there, 57 00:04:08,974 --> 00:04:11,975 this has got to be the best show I have ever done. 58 00:04:12,055 --> 00:04:13,521 All week I am going to rehearse. 59 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:14,829 No distractions, 60 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:17,746 - no interruptions-- - Surprise, surprise! 61 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:21,324 Uncle Earl! 62 00:04:21,404 --> 00:04:23,184 I ran over this in Texas. 63 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,897 Who wants to grill it up? 64 00:04:26,123 --> 00:04:27,417 Oh, sweet niblets. 65 00:04:31,273 --> 00:04:34,613 Whoo, doggies! Look at this place. 66 00:04:34,981 --> 00:04:37,657 You folks sure live high on the hog. 67 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:39,977 Speaking of hogs. 68 00:04:41,956 --> 00:04:44,417 I can't believe you brought Cuddles. 69 00:04:44,497 --> 00:04:46,475 Well, I needed someone to keep me company. 70 00:04:46,555 --> 00:04:48,378 It was either him or Aunt Pearl. 71 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:52,130 And this one doesn't need to stop every twenty minutes to tinkle. 72 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,471 Hey, Uncle Earl, what's this? 73 00:04:55,551 --> 00:04:57,897 Oh, that's Cuddles's tinkle box. 74 00:04:58,908 --> 00:05:01,136 - Ew, ew, ew. - Oh, you are such a wimp. 75 00:05:01,216 --> 00:05:01,903 Take it back, 76 00:05:01,983 --> 00:05:03,590 - take it back. - Oh, it's getting on me! 77 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:04,703 It's getting--Oh, 78 00:05:04,783 --> 00:05:07,222 it's seeping through my clothes! 79 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,497 Daddy, you know I love Uncle Earl, 80 00:05:12,985 --> 00:05:16,097 but how am I going to focus on my concert with him here? 81 00:05:16,585 --> 00:05:18,257 Mile, I wouldn't even worry about it. 82 00:05:18,337 --> 00:05:19,118 If I know Earl, 83 00:05:19,198 --> 00:05:21,421 all he's going to want to do is run around Hollywood 84 00:05:21,501 --> 00:05:22,891 with a map of the stars' homes 85 00:05:22,971 --> 00:05:25,259 and play Celebrity Ding Dong Ditch. 86 00:05:26,275 --> 00:05:27,977 Like you did when we first moved here? 87 00:05:28,437 --> 00:05:29,248 Good times, 88 00:05:29,328 --> 00:05:30,632 good times. Yeah. 89 00:05:34,178 --> 00:05:37,257 So, Earl, what do you want to do first? 90 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,585 Venice Beach, 91 00:05:38,665 --> 00:05:39,897 the Hollywood Sign, 92 00:05:40,081 --> 00:05:42,257 maybe play a little Ding Dong Ditch? 93 00:05:43,356 --> 00:05:45,724 Ooh, that sounds tempting, 94 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,383 but I'm out here on a mission. 95 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:54,537 I'm gonna be a rock star! 96 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,457 What? 97 00:05:58,190 --> 00:06:00,177 I know it sounds crazy. 98 00:06:00,257 --> 00:06:01,444 But, Robby Ray, 99 00:06:01,524 --> 00:06:02,666 you followed your dream 100 00:06:02,746 --> 00:06:05,164 and I've always kicked myself for giving up on mine. 101 00:06:05,244 --> 00:06:06,937 I mean, look at us. 102 00:06:07,017 --> 00:06:09,077 Remember when I was the hot one? 103 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,617 He was the hot one? 104 00:06:12,838 --> 00:06:13,594 No, it's true. 105 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:17,324 Uncle Earl was the prom king and Dad had a uni-brow. 106 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:21,053 Sexiest uni-brow in Buford County. 107 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:24,457 You know, all these years I've wondered 108 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:27,940 what would have happened if I'd stayed with my music? 109 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,307 Would I have a little bit more of this? 110 00:06:30,387 --> 00:06:32,817 Maybe just a little bit less of this? 111 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:37,139 Well, now with the help of Hannie Montanie, 112 00:06:37,219 --> 00:06:39,417 I'm gonna know for sure! 113 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,863 Uncle who showed up at the worst time possible, say what? 114 00:06:44,382 --> 00:06:45,734 I know what you're thinking. 115 00:06:45,814 --> 00:06:48,436 This "unk" can't bring the "funk." 116 00:06:48,944 --> 00:06:51,537 Well, get ready to scream like a girl 117 00:06:51,617 --> 00:06:56,130 when you feel the power of Uncle Earl. 118 00:07:19,257 --> 00:07:20,537 Well, what'd you think? 119 00:07:20,824 --> 00:07:22,673 I think I lost a filling! 120 00:07:23,084 --> 00:07:24,457 Me too. 121 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:26,897 - I'll drive you to the dentist! - Okay. 122 00:07:29,181 --> 00:07:30,337 Be honest. 123 00:07:31,841 --> 00:07:34,417 I can honestly say 124 00:07:35,635 --> 00:07:40,017 I've never heard anything like it before. 125 00:07:41,538 --> 00:07:44,976 And I may never hear anything ever again. 126 00:07:46,262 --> 00:07:47,417 Like that. 127 00:07:47,819 --> 00:07:49,137 Because it was special. 128 00:07:50,813 --> 00:07:52,177 So, you'll help me? 129 00:07:52,257 --> 00:07:55,245 A talent like yours just screams "help me", Earl. 130 00:07:56,229 --> 00:07:59,177 I knew my kin would be there for me. 131 00:08:00,369 --> 00:08:02,262 There's just one little problem. 132 00:08:02,342 --> 00:08:04,338 You see, I have this concert on Saturday 133 00:08:04,418 --> 00:08:06,587 and this major critic is coming 134 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:09,258 and so I'm going to be rehearsing every minute, 135 00:08:09,338 --> 00:08:10,857 - so I don't - That's no problem. 136 00:08:11,150 --> 00:08:12,377 That's perfect! 137 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,068 What better way for me to learn 138 00:08:14,148 --> 00:08:16,897 how to be a rock star than to follow you around? 139 00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:20,417 You won't even know I'm there. 140 00:08:20,497 --> 00:08:21,897 Just a little fly on the wall. 141 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:24,267 Just a little fly on the wall. 142 00:08:29,019 --> 00:08:32,803 I'm going to be needing a really big fly swatter. 143 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,441 I am a rock star 144 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,305 Whoa 145 00:08:43,948 --> 00:08:45,137 Yeah 146 00:08:45,353 --> 00:08:47,137 That was awesome! 147 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,893 That was awesome. Great job, guys. 148 00:08:49,973 --> 00:08:52,537 I can already hear Barney Bittman saying 149 00:08:52,617 --> 00:08:53,829 "What a band, 150 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,191 what a girl, 151 00:08:55,271 --> 00:08:56,697 what a show!" 152 00:08:58,564 --> 00:08:59,429 All right, 153 00:08:59,509 --> 00:09:01,332 now let's kick some butt on "Nobody's Perfect" 154 00:09:01,412 --> 00:09:02,456 and call it a great day. 155 00:09:02,536 --> 00:09:03,461 Let's go. 156 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:34,897 Uncle Earl, 157 00:09:35,886 --> 00:09:37,032 what are you doing? 158 00:09:37,112 --> 00:09:39,140 Watching your rock star moves. 159 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:40,657 Gee, thanks. 160 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:44,870 Earl! Dang flabbit. There you are. 161 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,373 Come on, Robby Ray. 162 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:49,986 I've done seen the lighting booth, the sound booth, the dressing room. 163 00:09:50,066 --> 00:09:53,630 I just want to watch one song real close up please. 164 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:58,462 Now, Earl, that puppy dog face used to work when we were kids, 165 00:09:58,542 --> 00:09:59,897 but I'm a man now. 166 00:10:02,516 --> 00:10:03,619 Oh, what the heck, Miley? 167 00:10:03,699 --> 00:10:05,497 One song won't hurt, will it? 168 00:10:06,294 --> 00:10:09,396 Thank you, Oh Man of Steel. 169 00:10:10,996 --> 00:10:12,023 Okay, 170 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:15,937 you can watch one song, 171 00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:17,257 but please, 172 00:10:17,337 --> 00:10:18,932 just don't get in the way? 173 00:10:19,012 --> 00:10:21,030 I won't. Fly on the wall. 174 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,657 You won't even know I'm here. 175 00:10:22,737 --> 00:10:23,797 Won't even know I'm here. 176 00:10:24,001 --> 00:10:25,537 - Not here. - Look out, Uncle Earl! 177 00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:26,617 Whoa. 178 00:10:27,796 --> 00:10:29,899 Oh, Earl, you clumsy dang clodhopper! 179 00:10:29,979 --> 00:10:31,657 Sorry, young fellow. 180 00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:34,159 It's cool. 181 00:10:34,239 --> 00:10:35,337 It was an accident. 182 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:36,915 Are you hurt, son? 183 00:10:36,995 --> 00:10:38,603 I think I broke my hand. 184 00:10:38,683 --> 00:10:40,977 Oh, but you can still play, right? 185 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:42,857 No! 186 00:10:43,154 --> 00:10:46,192 But I'm sorry; I mean it's just so important. I-I-- 187 00:10:46,272 --> 00:10:47,522 Don't worry kiddo. 188 00:10:47,602 --> 00:10:49,976 I caused this problem, I'm gonna fix it. 189 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:52,377 I don't like where this is going. 190 00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:54,624 Hannie Montanie, 191 00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:58,057 say howdy to your brand new guitar player! 192 00:10:58,137 --> 00:11:00,084 Everybody makes mistakes 193 00:11:00,164 --> 00:11:02,057 Everybody has them days 194 00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:05,697 Are you sure you can't play with your feet? 195 00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:20,628 Daddy, what am I going to do? 196 00:11:20,823 --> 00:11:23,380 As soon as Barney Bittman sees me on stage 197 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:26,381 with Uncle Earl he'll rip me worse than Mikayla. 198 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,792 Maybe Earl won't be that bad. 199 00:11:29,052 --> 00:11:31,307 I'm gonna be a rock star, 200 00:11:31,387 --> 00:11:33,588 I'm gonna be a rock star. 201 00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:35,592 He's doing a jig with a pig! 202 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,305 I'll go talk to him. 203 00:11:42,121 --> 00:11:43,742 Perfect. Dad'll talk to him. 204 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,327 He'll understand. 205 00:11:45,407 --> 00:11:47,007 And everything'll be okay. 206 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:57,641 So... Who wants pie? 207 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:00,588 You caved, didn't you? 208 00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:02,783 I'm sorry, honey, but 209 00:12:02,863 --> 00:12:05,673 he looked at me with that puppy dog face. 210 00:12:07,306 --> 00:12:09,955 I've got a puppy dog face, too. 211 00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:12,366 Oh. 212 00:12:13,685 --> 00:12:14,906 No, Earl's got you beat. 213 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:19,093 Fine. I'll go talk to him. 214 00:12:20,509 --> 00:12:21,991 I can't believe it, Pearl. 215 00:12:22,358 --> 00:12:24,710 Miley's making my dream come true. 216 00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:26,542 I feel like Sanjaya, 217 00:12:27,256 --> 00:12:29,018 you know, in the early rounds. 218 00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:30,608 And, you know what? 219 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:33,807 Ever since I found out I was in the band, 220 00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:35,753 I'm not hungry all the time. 221 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:39,824 It's like I was eating to fill the emptiness, 222 00:12:39,904 --> 00:12:43,331 and now my guts are filled with love. 223 00:12:43,699 --> 00:12:45,764 And it's all because of Miley. 224 00:12:50,889 --> 00:12:52,176 So how'd it go? 225 00:12:55,203 --> 00:12:57,305 He said I filled his guts with love. 226 00:12:58,922 --> 00:13:02,067 Well, this is quite the dilemma. 227 00:13:02,262 --> 00:13:04,514 You can't keep Uncle Earl away from the critic 228 00:13:04,763 --> 00:13:06,207 and you still haven't figured out 229 00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:08,720 how to keep the critic away from Uncle Earl. 230 00:13:08,903 --> 00:13:11,303 What to do, what to do? 231 00:13:13,607 --> 00:13:14,846 What's it going to cost me? 232 00:13:14,926 --> 00:13:16,545 Hundred bucks and Cuddles sleeps in your room. 233 00:13:16,664 --> 00:13:18,472 - Fine. - And you clean the tinkle box. 234 00:13:18,552 --> 00:13:19,687 Yours or the pig's? 235 00:13:21,184 --> 00:13:22,243 Don't push it. 236 00:13:23,226 --> 00:13:24,646 Now all you have to do is get Barney 237 00:13:24,726 --> 00:13:27,857 to leave the concert to go to a party at Ozzy Osbourne's. 238 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:29,917 Perfect plan! 239 00:13:29,997 --> 00:13:32,094 If I knew Ozzy Osbourne! 240 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:39,444 Oh, well-well you do now, love. Sharon! 241 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,844 Hannah, this place is packed! 242 00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:50,038 And I can see Barney Bittman in the balcony. 243 00:13:50,118 --> 00:13:51,232 Does he look happy? 244 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,389 Catch of the day? 245 00:13:54,691 --> 00:13:57,156 What day? Last Thursday? 246 00:13:58,314 --> 00:13:59,178 Not really. 247 00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:02,699 Miley, the show's going to start in five minutes! 248 00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:04,141 Where's Uncle Earl? 249 00:14:04,963 --> 00:14:06,509 Maybe he got stage fright! 250 00:14:06,725 --> 00:14:08,764 You know, deep down, he really is very shy. 251 00:14:08,844 --> 00:14:10,790 Check out your funky uncle! 252 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:14,881 I'm a rock star! 253 00:14:16,935 --> 00:14:18,600 Okay, um, 254 00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:21,086 Funkle Earl, 255 00:14:21,389 --> 00:14:24,909 I love the whole flaming head thing you got going on. 256 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,881 Just can we bring it down a notch? 257 00:14:27,476 --> 00:14:29,930 Or more? A lot? 258 00:14:30,557 --> 00:14:32,271 Whatever you're comfortable with. 259 00:14:32,351 --> 00:14:33,648 A lot would be good. 260 00:14:35,032 --> 00:14:39,194 Sorry, it's hard to take it down on the greatest night of my life! 261 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,703 I mean look at me, 262 00:14:40,783 --> 00:14:44,199 I'm so excited I'm sweating my flames off! 263 00:14:45,507 --> 00:14:47,853 Well then let's go get you a towel. 264 00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:50,217 And maybe a big hat. 265 00:14:50,696 --> 00:14:52,519 Or whatever you're comfortable with. 266 00:14:52,599 --> 00:14:54,037 A big hat would be good. 267 00:14:57,847 --> 00:15:00,982 Well, I guess it's all up to Jackson now. 268 00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:02,614 Pray with me. 269 00:15:06,603 --> 00:15:08,095 Oh, Barney! 270 00:15:09,057 --> 00:15:10,707 Barney, 271 00:15:10,787 --> 00:15:11,987 you cheeky monkey. 272 00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,296 Come give Ozzy some love. 273 00:15:13,376 --> 00:15:15,545 - Oh. - Ozzy! 274 00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:17,776 Ozzy, you look terrible. 275 00:15:17,856 --> 00:15:20,493 What are you doing at a Hannah Montana concert? 276 00:15:20,573 --> 00:15:22,806 Oh, is-is that where I am? 277 00:15:22,886 --> 00:15:25,923 I-I thought-I though I was getting a taco. 278 00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:30,827 Listen... Listen... Listen... 279 00:15:30,907 --> 00:15:32,367 I'm listening! 280 00:15:33,761 --> 00:15:34,708 Well? 281 00:15:34,788 --> 00:15:36,696 You didn't say anything! 282 00:15:36,776 --> 00:15:38,230 Oh. Oh, right. 283 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:41,737 Um, there's a party at my house, 284 00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:43,293 come on. 285 00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:45,535 Wait-Wait a minute. 286 00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:47,927 I-I have to review Hannah Montana. 287 00:15:48,007 --> 00:15:51,960 Oh, but Sharon's making guaca-guaca... 288 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,466 avocados all mushed together! It's very good. 289 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,224 Okay, 290 00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:00,752 I'll go with you, but j-just one question. 291 00:16:01,455 --> 00:16:03,887 How stupid do you think I am? 292 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,557 I was hoping a lot. 293 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:08,579 Enjoy the show! 294 00:16:11,977 --> 00:16:14,352 Jackson's plan is gonna work. 295 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,352 Jackson's plan is gonna work. 296 00:16:16,432 --> 00:16:18,752 Great news. My plan worked! 297 00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:19,896 It did? 298 00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:21,443 Yep. 299 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,638 Bittman's on his way to Ozzy's right now so just, 300 00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:24,676 go out there, 301 00:16:24,756 --> 00:16:27,480 have a great concert and don't worry about a thing. 302 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:28,831 - You're lying. - How did you know? 303 00:16:28,911 --> 00:16:30,024 Your lips are moving. 304 00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,559 I'm sorry. I-I tried. 305 00:16:35,569 --> 00:16:38,142 Y'all saw what Barney Bittman did to Mikayla. 306 00:16:38,358 --> 00:16:39,987 Think about what's going to happen to me 307 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:44,041 when he sees me on stage with the Earl of Embarrassment? 308 00:16:45,846 --> 00:16:47,598 I'm an embarrassment to you? 309 00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,641 - Ow, my tooth! - Mine, too! 310 00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:52,616 Okay. Be right back. 311 00:16:52,696 --> 00:16:53,840 Nice flames. 312 00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:57,806 Uncle Earl, I-- 313 00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,256 Earl, I found you a hat! 314 00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:01,584 It's a big one too! 315 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,776 You don't want me to play with you, do you? 316 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,816 Oh, boy. 317 00:17:07,497 --> 00:17:10,037 No, I don't. 318 00:17:10,816 --> 00:17:13,060 Earl, this is my fault. 319 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,356 I should've been honest with you from the get-go. 320 00:17:15,854 --> 00:17:18,296 - We love you, it's just - It's just this show, 321 00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:20,856 it's so important and-and you're so... 322 00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:22,133 Stupid. 323 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:23,847 Oh, come on now, Earl. 324 00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:25,901 I mean you don't have to -- 325 00:17:25,981 --> 00:17:30,305 Oh, what was I thinking, trying to be a rock star? 326 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,359 I was born a loser. 327 00:17:32,889 --> 00:17:34,694 I'm always going to be a loser. 328 00:17:35,072 --> 00:17:38,496 I'm the most embarrassing dang doofus in this whole family. 329 00:17:38,694 --> 00:17:40,096 Worst than Unlucky Bucky, 330 00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:42,417 or Wacky Wilbur, or even Jackson. 331 00:17:43,487 --> 00:17:44,607 Hey! 332 00:17:44,687 --> 00:17:46,871 Good grief, boy, look what you're wearing! 333 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,235 And now, the legendary Tower of Blues 334 00:17:50,315 --> 00:17:53,353 is proud to present Hannah Montana! 335 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,597 Uncle Earl... 336 00:17:55,677 --> 00:17:56,895 That's all right. 337 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,072 Robby can play the guitar parts. 338 00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,418 He's got the hair for it! 339 00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:05,482 I'm sorry, Earl. Come on, darling, 340 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,801 it's show time. 341 00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:15,330 Oh Yeah 342 00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:19,805 How you doing, Tower of Blues? Are you ready to rock? 343 00:18:26,463 --> 00:18:28,430 Keep playing, Daddy. I'll be right back. 344 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,536 Come on, guitar man! 345 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,278 - Drop your snack, your in the act! - What? 346 00:18:39,358 --> 00:18:41,948 Yeah, come on. I need my funky uncky on stage! 347 00:18:42,028 --> 00:18:44,655 I thought you was worried about that big time critic. 348 00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:48,434 I was, but I was wrong. 349 00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:50,751 The truth is, I don't care what anybody thinks. 350 00:18:51,075 --> 00:18:53,637 Everyone deserves a chance to live their dream 351 00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:55,611 and yours is waiting for you on that stage. 352 00:18:55,691 --> 00:18:57,681 So come on I don't have time to argue. 353 00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:00,546 Well, wait for me! 354 00:19:03,637 --> 00:19:05,777 Now we're ready to rock! 355 00:20:19,816 --> 00:20:20,976 Can't sleep? 356 00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:22,925 How'd you know I was out here? 357 00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:25,320 This is where I came after my first concert. 358 00:20:25,752 --> 00:20:27,016 Pretty pumped, aren't you? 359 00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:29,920 Kiddo, I haven't been this excited since the last time 360 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,138 I saw my belt buckle. 361 00:20:32,641 --> 00:20:33,776 You were awesome tonight. 362 00:20:33,856 --> 00:20:35,570 Aw, thank you. 363 00:20:36,143 --> 00:20:37,634 I can't believe you were foolish enough 364 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,976 to let this old hillbilly out on stage. 365 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,597 Hey, if you can't be a fool for family, 366 00:20:43,256 --> 00:20:44,816 who can you be a fool for? 367 00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:47,439 So, what are you going to do now? 368 00:20:47,677 --> 00:20:48,985 I'm going to go home. 369 00:20:49,245 --> 00:20:50,856 I miss my Pearl. 370 00:20:52,272 --> 00:20:54,290 But what about your rock star dream? 371 00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:56,889 I lived it tonight, thanks to you. 372 00:20:57,592 --> 00:20:59,116 And sitting here, 373 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,216 I've realized something very, very important. 374 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:03,814 What's that? 375 00:21:03,894 --> 00:21:05,105 I can't get up. 376 00:21:06,705 --> 00:21:07,901 How about I help you up? 377 00:21:07,981 --> 00:21:09,040 All right. 378 00:21:16,587 --> 00:21:17,447 What's next? 379 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:18,334 Oh, yeah. 380 00:21:18,414 --> 00:21:19,804 Hannah Montana. 381 00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:20,874 First of all, 382 00:21:20,954 --> 00:21:25,396 the name: it rhymes. Cute, but why? 383 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:29,483 This is not starting off well. 384 00:21:30,391 --> 00:21:32,019 Why don't I just change the channel? 385 00:21:32,099 --> 00:21:34,203 I think "Are You Dumber Than A Dog?" is on. 386 00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:35,014 Oh yeah! 387 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,787 It'll be much more fun watching Oliver lose to the Beagle again. 388 00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:40,527 That dog was coached! 389 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,431 Guys, it's cool. 390 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,653 I-I did right by my family and that's all that matters. 391 00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:50,166 Hannah and her band gave one of the most bizarre, 392 00:21:50,246 --> 00:21:54,472 chaotic performances I've ever experienced. 393 00:21:54,904 --> 00:21:56,938 Don't care, don't care, don't care. 394 00:21:57,327 --> 00:22:00,469 And I loved every minute of it! 395 00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:03,279 It was pure old school, 396 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,690 kick-butt rock n' roll. 397 00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:08,181 The way it should be! 398 00:22:09,673 --> 00:22:12,339 Yes! In your face, Mikayla! 399 00:22:12,419 --> 00:22:13,593 He likes me. 400 00:22:13,673 --> 00:22:15,705 Barney Bittman likes me! 401 00:22:20,332 --> 00:22:21,597 Not that I care.