1 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,320 come on, everybody. Put your hands together. 2 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,680 l want to hear y'all scream! 3 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,520 Thank you! Thank you! 4 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:55,840 -Where are we? -Albuquerque. 5 00:00:55,840 --> 00:01:00,600 Albuquerque! My favourite city in my favourite state... 6 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:01,960 -Guam. -Guam! 7 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,480 l hate you. 8 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,520 l love you all! Good night! Toodles! 9 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,800 Get us out of here, Larry! 10 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,120 One of the things l love about this bus, it brushes for you. 11 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,520 But it could use a bigger sink. 12 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:48,280 Hey, Lilly. 13 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,120 Yeah, we just left the show in Albuquerque. 14 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,040 Yes, in New Mexico! Where else would it be? 15 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,280 Guam? 16 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,520 What? Shut up! 17 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,600 No, you shut up. Oh, my gosh. 18 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,600 Dad, Lilly's got extra tickets to Maroon 5 tomorrow night! 19 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,040 We got to get home! 20 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,920 Oh, no, but l was kind of hoping we could take the scenic route. 21 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,360 Maybe stop and see a couple historical... 22 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,360 -Come on. -Come on, Daddy. 23 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,280 Not another rock where Lewis and Clark took a tinkle break. 24 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,880 When l said they were marking their territory, l meant surveying. 25 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,040 Dad, call it whatever you want. lt's boring. 26 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,760 Can we please just go home? 27 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,800 Yeah. Please, please, please, please. 28 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,040 Help me out, Lilly. 29 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,400 -Please, please, please, please! -Please, please, please, please! 30 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:49,040 Twenty-one hours of that, Daddy, in Lilly-Miley Surround Sound. 31 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:54,000 What do you want to do, Miley? Just race your way through life, 32 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,280 never taking time to stop along the way and smell the roses? 33 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,680 Maybe miss some wonderful surprise that's right in front of you 34 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,000 that could change you forever? 35 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,200 Yep, that's pretty much the plan. 36 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,760 Lilly, save me a ticket. l'm on my way home. 37 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,720 Lilly, l gotta go. Apparently, dessert's on me tonight. 38 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,160 Hey, Larry, back up. She missed a spot! 39 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,040 That's all right, Larry. l got it. 40 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,800 Son, you might wanna go easy on the makeup. 41 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,120 We're not in Los Angeles yet. 42 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,760 Then why are we stopping? 43 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,440 Because we're at a historical landmark. 44 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,880 Look, it's raining outside, l'm hungry, 45 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,760 and besides that, this diner comes with one heck of a good story. 46 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,640 And you made me drive right past the world's largest rubber band ball. 47 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:04,560 You owe me. 48 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,400 Fine. l know where you can see the world's biggest pile of dirty socks. 49 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,440 Jackson's room! Let's drive! 50 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,520 And if you're good, l'll let you ride down the underwear mountain. 51 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:20,880 Now, l don't want to hear it. 52 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,920 We're gonna stop and smell the dang roses, 53 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:24,960 and you're gonna like it! 54 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:29,120 So clean up your faces, get off this bus and start sniffing! 55 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:31,880 Daddy. 56 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:38,680 come on! 57 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:36,280 Relax, we won't be here more than a half hour, tops. 58 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,640 Dad, it's gonna take her a half hour just to get here. 59 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,520 Excuse me. We're ready to order. 60 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,920 Forgot my pen. Back in a jiff. 61 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,240 You just can't find an old-fashioned hamburger like this 62 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,960 out on the main highway. 63 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,080 lt makes you want to savour every bite. 64 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,360 Yeah, sure. Eating. Savouring. Done. 65 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,000 Let's go. 66 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,640 Come on, Miley. Slow down. 67 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,640 Even your brother's getting into the spirit of this place. 68 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:23,240 Prospector Pete found his way through the maze to the gold. 69 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:25,600 Again! 70 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,040 Now, about that story. 71 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,360 Twenty years ago, l walked into this very place 72 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,160 and had an experience that changed my life. 73 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,600 Let me guess, Daddy, you saw your first mullet 74 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,560 and knew that was the do for you. 75 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:44,240 What a great story. l'm welling up. Let's go. 76 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,440 You know what? 77 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,000 lf you don't want to hear the story, then l'm not gonna tell it. 78 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,800 You showed us. Let's go. 79 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,120 Okay, if you two are in such a dang-fired hurry, 80 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,640 then just go out on the bus and wait. 81 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,120 l'm gonna sit here and enjoy my delicious burger 82 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,960 and think of the memories of a wonderful story 83 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,360 that you two will never know. 84 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:04,880 Excuse me, ma'am. 85 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,040 May l have another cup of your delicious coffee? 86 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,480 You're in luck. l'm brewing a fresh pot. 87 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,400 One, 88 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,320 two... 89 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,800 Time for my break. 90 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,440 Three, 91 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,120 four... 92 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:34,720 l hope you're happy. 93 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:36,880 l am. 94 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,400 Hey, Oliver, here's your ticket for Maroon 5 tonight. 95 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Where's my 50 bucks? 96 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,720 You'll get it. 97 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,200 Right after Rico pays me for fixing these chairs. 98 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,040 The little genius was gonna pay a professional 1 00 bucks. 99 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,160 l did it for half, and all it took was, like, five minutes 100 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,560 and some monster glue. 101 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,080 Who's the genius now? 102 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,040 Looks like it's still Rico. 103 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,760 Would you just give me a hand? 104 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,320 l always wanted to do that. 105 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,880 Now, would you just help me out of this thing? 106 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,080 You fixed this one too, didn't you? 107 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,880 lt's solid, isn't it? 108 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,800 -Come here. -No. 109 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,520 Come here. No, l'm not gonna hurt you. 110 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,040 That's what you always say before you hurt me. 111 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,080 Get over here! Oliver! 112 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,400 Okay, this part, this was not my fault. 113 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,560 That's okay. What's right in front of you right now? 114 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,320 -A post. -Good. 115 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:02,960 No! 116 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:09,200 He said half an hour, and he's still not back. 117 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,680 This can only mean one thing. 118 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:15,600 That meringue-loving hillbilly ordered a second piece of pie! 119 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:20,840 l am not going to miss Maroon 5! Come on, Jackson. Let's go. 120 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,000 You go. l'm about ready to break my downhill record. 121 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,240 You're about to break something, all right. 122 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,720 No. No. Wait. lt's too fast. 123 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,040 No, no, no. lt's too fast. lt's too fast! 124 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,480 Awesome! l gotta do that again. 125 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,120 Sorry, buddy, slopes are closed. Let's go. 126 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,560 And this time, l'm taking off the gloves. 127 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,840 Daddy, l want to go home. 128 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,440 Yep, that ought to get her done. Let's go. 129 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,960 Miley! Miley. Miley, are you okay? 130 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,720 Next time, you're going first. 131 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,560 That's weird. What happened to the storm? 132 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,600 What happened to this place? 133 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,320 All righty, hot stuff coming through. 134 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,120 And l'm not talking about the food, sweet-cakes. 135 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:44,280 What happened to her? Where's Daddy? 136 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,640 l don't know. Let's ask Mom. 137 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:52,160 Shake your tail feathers, college girl, you've got tables! 138 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,120 Whatever, Loretta. 139 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,640 Come on, there is no way that's Mom. 140 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:05,200 That's just a girl who looks exactly like Mom when she was in college. 141 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,920 1 98 7. 142 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,080 l don't know the exact year. 143 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,960 l do. 1 98 7. June 2, to be exact. 144 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,960 Brother in a time warp say what? 145 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,040 The lightning! lt must have zapped us back in time somehow! 146 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,720 That's crazy, and l am going to prove it to you. 147 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,480 Excuse me, ma'am, l'm taking a little survey. 148 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,080 lf you had a daughter, what would you name her? 149 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,000 -Miley. -Thank you. 150 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,920 -We're in trouble. -Yeah. Wow. 151 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,280 -Wow, look at her. -l know. She's beautiful. 152 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,240 Our mom was totally hot. 153 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,560 And our dad was totally not. 154 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,120 Quick, hide! 155 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,360 Jackson, hello, no reason to hide. We're not born yet. 156 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,320 Right. Force of habit. 157 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,920 -Excuse me, ma'am. -Sorry, hon, right back. 158 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,040 Oh, man. 159 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,280 Oh, my gosh. 160 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,560 Jackson, this is the story he wanted to tell us! 161 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,360 The thing that changed his life. lt was Mom! 162 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,480 We're actually going to see the moment they met! 163 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,280 Excuse me, miss? 164 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,560 l'm, like, totally lost and kind of in a hurry. 165 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,200 Which way back to Highway 1 0? 166 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,120 ...Egyptian 167 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,760 Left at the traffic light. Can't miss it, hunky boy. 168 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,760 Wicked cool, foxy momma. 169 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,600 Wait, where's he going? 170 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,800 Okay, okay, look, don't panic. He's got to come back, right? 171 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,480 l mean, obviously they met, or we wouldn't even be here. 172 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,760 Jackson. 173 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,760 Okay, now we can panic. 174 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,560 -Coffee? -Yeah. 175 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,880 Non-fat vanilla decaf half-caf cap with just a dollop of foam. 176 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:06,880 Coffee? 177 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:08,880 Yes, please. 178 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:12,400 -There you go. -Thank you. 179 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:19,640 No, don't, don't, don't. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 180 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,880 -Dad's not going anywhere for a while. -How do you know? 181 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:29,440 While he was on the pay phone, l pulled that out of his car. 182 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,040 l don't know what it is... 183 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,040 Somebody stole my distributor cap! 184 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,760 ...but l'm guessing it's a distributor cap. 185 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,000 Frost my applesauce. 186 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,040 l still got two days of driving to get back to Nashville, 187 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,800 and now l gotta sit here and waste time waiting on a mechanic. 188 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,960 Are you okay? Did anything else disappear? 189 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,440 Well, let's just put it this way. 190 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,920 lf l want to drink my coffee, l have to do it like this. 191 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,680 Why isn't anything happening to you? 192 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,680 l don't know. You're the oldest. 193 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,320 First in, first out. 194 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,720 Well, then, we've got to get them together before l totally disappear. 195 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,240 Jackson, relax. They're only a few feet away. 196 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,600 Could l get some coffee, please? 197 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,840 Here it comes. 198 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,560 Sure thing, sugar. 199 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,240 And there it goes. 200 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,840 l am out of here in like 20 minutes, and then we can totally hit that party. 201 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,360 Awesome! 202 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,760 How are they going to fall in love? They won't even look at each other. 203 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,240 Jackson, that's it! 204 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,440 Any time Dad talks about meeting Mom, 205 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,160 he always says that they fell in love 206 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,800 the minute they looked into each other's eyes. 207 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,680 So all we've got to do is get them to slow down 208 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,720 and take the time to look at each other. Oh, boy! 209 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:50,840 What? 210 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,240 ls there a draught in here? 211 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,120 l was right. 212 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,160 There is no brain in there. 213 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,480 You are so lucky l'm watering their plants. 214 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,360 Oh, yeah. That's me. Mr Lucky. 215 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,840 Now, can we just get the nail polish remover and pray it works? 216 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,880 l really don't want to face the guy at the hardware store 217 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,040 who told me to be careful with the monster glue. 218 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,520 Okay, nail polish remover is in Miley's bathroom. 219 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,240 -Why do you get to be in the front? -'Cause l'm a girl, 220 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,520 and you, me and the guy at the hardware store 221 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:39,920 agree that you're an idiot. 222 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,360 -Okay, careful on the stairs. -Okay. All right. 223 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,280 Steady. Steady. 224 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,000 What, you're not gonna say ''bless you''? 225 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,680 -l'm not feeling it. -Okay. 226 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,520 So, l would like eggs, a glass of orange juice, 227 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,640 you to look lovingly into that man's eyes 228 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,720 and a side of bacon. 229 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:23,120 Listen, kid, l am 20 minutes away from a radical party, 230 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,000 so don't harsh my mood with your 'tude. 231 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,360 Now, where's your momma? 232 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,080 Closer than you think. 233 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,320 Hey, dude. Love the mullet. 234 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,120 Hey, dude. Go away. 235 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,160 Did you check out that waitress? 236 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:48,000 She's a babe! And l'm pretty sure she's single! 237 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,280 Listen, kid, l'm kind of working here. 238 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,680 ''Don't break my heart, my itchy twitchy heart.'' 239 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,360 No. ''My herky jerky heart.'' 240 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,240 You might want to try ''achy breaky''. 241 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,880 And you might want to try shopping at a men's store. 242 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,280 Achy breaky? That's the dumbest thing l've ever heard. 243 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,320 Let's get a woman's opinion. Hey, Mom... 244 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,920 ...ma mia! Mamma mia, she's a cute girl. 245 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,280 Oh, waitress! 246 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,760 Cool your jets. l'm coming. 247 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,280 Where are you going, Dad... 248 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,680 ...dio? Daddy-O. 249 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,120 Anywhere that you aren't. 250 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,760 But she's here! Sweet niblets. 251 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,120 Sweet niblets it is. 252 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,960 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 253 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,840 What happened? 254 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,400 My butt's gone. 255 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,120 Here. Get up. 256 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,600 Just get them together. Hurry! 257 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,320 Fine. 258 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,840 Well, here are your eggs. Scrambled. Kind of like you. 259 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,160 This seat's too hard. 260 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,040 Too soft. 261 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:08,800 Too high. 262 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,280 Too low. 263 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,920 -Too lumpy. -Too bad. 264 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,040 Now, park it, froggy.l don't have time for this. l work off tips. 265 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,560 Great, then l've got one for you. 266 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,560 How about this guy? 267 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:24,640 Business in the front, party in the back! You got to love that! 268 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,680 Didn't your daddy ever tell you not to talk to strangers? 269 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,320 -Not yet! -Well, he should. 270 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,960 First, scarf boy, now you. 271 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,280 l've had about enough of this. l wish you both would just disappear. 272 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,120 Honey, we're getting there. 273 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,360 Achy breaky heart. 274 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:43,760 No. 275 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,000 Now, you eat your eggs, and don't you even think about skipping out. 276 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,160 l've got my eyes on you. 277 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,080 Speaking of eyes, why don't we go look at mullet man's? 278 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,520 l bet they're gorgeous. 279 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,800 Come on, it'll be fun! 280 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,640 l'm game. How's my hair? 281 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,240 Sweet niblets. 282 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,520 Heck, those are popular today. 283 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,400 Hey, Mel, crack open another can of niblets! 284 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,480 Come on, Jackson, we've gotta get them back together. 285 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,280 You're usually good at this. 286 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,840 Sorry, but l'm only half the man l used to be. 287 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:21,040 Make that a quarter. An eighth. A sixteenth. 288 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,600 -Jackson? -Bye. 289 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:24,680 Jackson? 290 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,040 l'll miss you, little buddy. 291 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,040 Somebody call for a tow truck? 292 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,720 lt's about time. 293 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,320 No, wait, don't go! 294 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:38,880 What? 295 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,040 Well, Loretta, that was my last customer. Toodles. 296 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,200 No! Stop! 297 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,080 What in the world? 298 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,000 Somebody help me! 299 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:54,720 Not you! 300 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,200 Are you okay, sweet pea? 301 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,920 -You know, she does look a little pale. -l'll go call a doctor. 302 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,320 No, stop! You can't leave me. 303 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,880 l guess l was just moving so fast 304 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,200 l forgot to see what was right in front of me. 305 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,960 -What? -What? 306 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,920 Right in front of me. 307 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,240 Right in front of me! 308 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:26,280 My, oh, my, she was right about your eyes. 309 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,960 ls that a Tennessee accent l hear? 310 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,600 Sure enough. 311 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,600 Finally. 312 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,880 Miley. Miley, are you okay? 313 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,520 Jackson! You're okay. 314 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,440 Me? You're the one who almost just got hit by lightning. 315 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:50,960 Really? 316 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,400 Wow. 317 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,280 Look, l'm going to get Dad. Let's get out of here. 318 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,160 Wait, wait, wait. What's your hurry? 319 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,120 l want to hear that story Daddy was going to tell us. 320 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,800 l have a feeling it's a good one. 321 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:12,000 l looked into her eyes, heard that cute Tennessee accent, 322 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,120 and l knew right then she was the one. 323 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,680 -Daddy. -Yeah. 324 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,640 We sat in this very booth right here and talked all night. 325 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,560 You know how l knew she loved me? 326 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,120 -She laughed at all your jokes? -Every one. 327 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,200 Then again, maybe she was just laughing at my mullet. 328 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,520 Did l mention l hate you? 329 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,120 Thirty-seven times. 330 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,680 lf l miss that Maroon 5 concert, l swear... 331 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,040 You're not gonna miss it. 332 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,680 Miley said she'd be back. She'll probably be home any minute. 333 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,280 We're not here. Leave a message. 334 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,800 Lilly, are you there watering the plants? 335 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,840 l tried your cell phone a bunch of times. 336 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,000 Hey, l'm sorry, but l'm not gonna make the concert. 337 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,240 We decided to make a few stops along the way. 338 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,840 l got a picture of the world's largest rubber band ball. 339 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,720 That sucker is huge! 340 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,560 Have a great time at the concert. Bye. 341 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,640 l hate you. 342 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,080 Thirty-eight.