1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:04,165 I'm Wayne Malloy. My family and I are Travellers. 2 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:08,375 Our kind has been living in this country for 150 years. 3 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:11,779 We're not listed in the phone book. We don't have Social Security numbers. 4 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,182 We live off the grid. 5 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:16,224 Some call us gypsies. Others call us thieves. 6 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,250 - Cael! - Most, though, don't even know we exist. 7 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:24,827 I've got three kids: a boy, a girl and, um-- 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,128 My wife, Dahlia, is just out of jail on parole. 9 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:30,432 We took her home to the Traveller camp. 10 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:33,074 The family gave her a warm welcome. 11 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,501 - Oh. - I, on the other hand, got a different type of welcome. 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,336 I am the new boss. He is the old boss. 13 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,312 - [ Bell Ringing ] - Get over it. 14 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:44,682 [ Wayne Narrating ] Sometimes it takes a beating to make you realize it's time to move on. 15 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,582 So where are we gonna go? 16 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:52,547 Life's a river, kid. You gotta go where it takes you. 17 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,356 [ Wayne Narrating ] So, with a loan from the family bank, 18 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:59,189 I packed up the R.V. and went out in search of something better, 19 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,097 something we could all be proud of. [ Linda ] Wayne! 20 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:03,429 Something with a bit more substance. 21 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,634 Look, Dale and I had a disagreement. 22 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,536 - [ Dahlia ] ...goddamn birthstone! - Take 'em off! 23 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,738 [ Wayne Narrating ] It wasn't that long before the family tried to stop us. 24 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,340 Wrong lane, asshole! Mick! Look out! 25 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:15,683 [ Linda ] Shit. Stop! 26 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:19,479 [ Wayne Narrating ] Unfortunately, they stopped someone else instead. 27 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,853 And then they ran. 28 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:31,361 Knowing that we couldn't go back to our old home, we decided to visit their new home, 29 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:34,632 Edenfalls, as the Riches. 30 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,762 [ Dahlia ] Now, who buys a house on the Internet? 31 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,267 - Come and meet our new neighbors. - Doug, meet Hugh Panetta, 32 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,770 - biggest asshole east of the Mississippi. - [ Chuckles ] 33 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:44,672 - You flatter me, Jim. - You're sleepin' out here, huh? 34 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:47,135 Yeah. [ Wayne Narrating ] I'm proud to say... 35 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:51,475 my family is finally on the grid and surrounded by substance. 36 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,252 I've taken many things in my life, 37 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:57,322 but I'm on my way to taking something I never thought possible. 38 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,760 [ Wayne's Voice ] The American dream. We're gonna steal it. 39 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,335 What are you doing? Practicing. 40 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,540 Practicing what? 41 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,475 Being her. 42 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,579 Why don't you come practice being her with me? 43 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,375 You want to do it like a buffer, Wayne? 44 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,848 Oh, you know how buffers do it? 45 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,786 How? Once a year, in a cave, 46 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,833 standing up like polar bears. 47 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,759 [ Laughs ] Polar bears? Yeah. That's it. 48 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,955 I think they fake it. What, a polar bear? 49 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,667 A lot. Oh! 50 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,300 I wanna fake it, Wayne. 51 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,537 I wanna fake it like a buffer. Oh! 52 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,612 Oh, Wayne! Wayne! Mmm! Mmm! 53 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,652 Oh, goddamn it, Wayne! 54 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,648 Oh! 55 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,534 [ Sighs ] 56 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,473 [ Crickets Chirping ] 57 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:28,537 [ Beeping ] 58 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,645 [ Cael ] It's me. Where are you? 59 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:36,281 I can't say. 60 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,587 Far. 61 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,449 You didn't even say good-bye. 62 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,693 Couldn't. 63 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,825 When am I ever gonna see you again? 64 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,802 I don't know. 65 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,301 I don't even know what we're doin' here. 66 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,907 I miss you. [ Woman ] Tammy! 67 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:02,479 Shit. Ma's comin'. I gotta go. I love you. 68 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,329 [ Buzzing ] 69 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,899 Oh. 70 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:28,542 Man's gettin' calls in the middle of the night, baby. Can't be a good thing. 71 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,469 Maybe it's Ed McMahon. 72 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,705 Maybe Doug's already a winner. 73 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:37,011 Don't be stupid. Ed McMahon don't call. He'd come to the house. 74 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,609 Promise me you won't answer this. 75 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,678 Baby, I-- Promise me. 76 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,886 All right, all right, all right. Ow. 77 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,757 [ Inhales, Exhales Deeply ] 78 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,355 We can do this. 79 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,568 People do it all the time. 80 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,100 Oh, they do? 81 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:07,476 They move into dead people's houses, steal all their stuff and pretend to be them? 82 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,838 Baby, this-- all this-- is manifest destiny. 83 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:13,748 It's meant to be. 84 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:15,651 You're my queen, baby. 85 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,887 But, Wayne, 86 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,049 what if I like it? 87 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,130 Nothing wrong with liking it. 88 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,532 When I was a girl, 89 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,595 I always wanted to go to a prom, 90 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:36,404 wear one of them big old fancy dresses. 91 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,868 Have some of those-- What you call 'em? 92 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,938 Shoes? 93 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,976 [ Giggles ] You asshole. 94 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,812 No, one of them flower things. 95 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,121 Think of the life we can have. 96 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,050 Think of the kids. 97 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,517 It's not real, Wayne. 98 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:58,086 We can make it real. 99 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,685 Hmm. 100 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,558 I'm gonna go check on the kids. 101 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,452 Okay. 102 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:28,494 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 103 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,662 Okay. 104 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:33,991 Eight from the door and to the left of the tree. 105 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,474 [ Grunting ] 106 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,474 [ Buzzing ] 107 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,678 [ Garbage Disposal Whirring ] Where do you think it all goes? 108 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:27,651 You know, I don't know, Sam, but it sure does make a lot of noise gettin' there. 109 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,851 [ Grinding ] Stop it, Sam. 110 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,854 This guy's got crap taste in music, but he's got cool shit. 111 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,257 [ Dahlia ] Hey. Listen to this. "When you follow your bliss, 112 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,689 "doors will appear where there would not have been... 113 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,827 doors before and where there wouldn't be doors for anyone else." 114 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,273 - What the hell does that mean? - [ Cael ] I think it's what we're doin' here. 115 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,998 - What? Bliss? - [ Sam ] What's bliss? 116 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,195 Bliss is passion. 117 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:53,807 If you live your life with passion, fortune follows you. 118 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:56,611 Yeah. It works real well if it's in a house behind a big-ass gate. 119 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:59,114 [ Wayne ] Maybe. Maybe we're following our bliss. 120 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,076 Okay. Listen up, team. We got a lot to do today. 121 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,015 [ Doorbell Rings ] 122 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,661 - [ Knocks ] - [ Gasps ] 123 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,131 - Sajick! - Shit, Dad. 124 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,100 All right. Split up. Hey, no. You guys stay together. 125 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,828 Hey! No, no. Steash! Stop! 126 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,032 The Riches are law-abiding citizens. 127 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:24,568 Everyone stay where you are. I'll handle this. 128 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,135 Hide. 129 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,651 Morning, Officer. 130 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,623 What can I do for you? 131 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:42,187 Mr. Rich? Mr. Douglas Rich? 132 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,932 Is there a problem? 133 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,728 Well, that depends on what you call a problem. 134 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,332 I notice you don't have a system. 135 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,974 A system? 136 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,141 An alarm system. 137 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,878 Officer Lloyd Shrage. Spartan Security. 138 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,153 I would like to welcome you... 139 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,818 and congratulate you on moving to the safest community in Louisiana. 140 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:11,848 Uh-- [ Stammers ] Thank you very much, Officer. 141 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,055 I am so glad to, uh-- to hear that. 142 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,158 Uh, my family's very precious to me. 143 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:20,130 At Spartan, we provide for all our residents' security needs-- 144 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,160 alarm systems, 24-hour patrol dispatch and armed patrol. 145 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,696 Oh. Well armed? 146 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:28,673 You bet. We all carry assault weapons. 147 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,702 No shit. Well, you-all get settled in, 148 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,808 and you give us a call. 149 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,810 'Cause you can't be too careful these days. 150 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:38,312 No, I noticed that. So, uh, yeah. I will do this. 151 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,975 Officer Shrage. Excellent. 152 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,184 Armed weapons. Keep 'em locked and loaded. 153 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,692 Good. 154 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,194 [ Breathes Deeply ] 155 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,928 Easy-peasy Japanesey. 156 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,371 Hello? 157 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,874 You people have got to relax. 158 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:10,637 Buffers are not afraid of cops. Cops are our friends. 159 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,848 What if that had been a cop? 160 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,220 What if that had been someone comin' to find them? 161 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,218 Do you know what happens if they find us? You know what happens to me? 162 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:22,121 I go back to prison. You go to prison. Kids go to foster homes. 163 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,055 You want that? 164 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,098 We run if we have to. 165 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,147 Somehow you're gonna have to trust me. 166 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,719 Oh, I heard that before. 167 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,091 Okay. 168 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,021 So listen up, troops. 169 00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:01,127 We're gonna dig into these buffers' lives until it bleeds. 170 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:05,131 I want to know about their friends, their families, their jobs, their hat size. 171 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,895 Cael, get into those gadgets, please. 172 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:11,805 Just get those messages. Read those e-mails. Will you do that? 173 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,869 Thank you very much. Very kind. 174 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,007 Di Di, grab that big laundry basket full of mail... 175 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,754 and pull out any preapproved credit card applications. 176 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,320 - Dougie's gonna need some new credit cards. - Okay. 177 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,719 - Um-- - What can I do, Dad? 178 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,822 Sammy, I want you to get my bag of tricks and make us out some new I.D.'s, okay? 179 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,985 Okay. 180 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,933 Baby, if you could get Doug's calendar, hers too. 181 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:38,201 Just find out any relatives, friends, things about that, any stuff. 182 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,031 Sex slaves. Whatever. 183 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,965 And anybody who does good work gets to shove something down the sink. 184 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,906 Try "Rich" with two R's. Already did. No go. 185 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,381 Honestly, who spends $450 on one pair of shoes? 186 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:57,183 Try "really rich guy." And she buys three or four at a time. 187 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,117 I know, and every one of them butt ugly. 188 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,952 Seriously. No taste. 189 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,758 Try "rich dead guy." Surprisingly, no. 190 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,361 What date is it today? Uh, 191 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,063 it's the 23rd. [ Dahlia ] Okay. 192 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,127 Well, yesterday was apparently... 193 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,435 - his secretary's birthday. - [ Phone Beeping ] 194 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,368 Are you-- Yes! Ow! 195 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,935 Well, hi there. Is this the Javitz Hair Salon? 196 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,375 No? You're a law firm? 197 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,181 Okay. Well, I have the wrong number. 198 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,383 Silly me. Bye. [ Beeps ] 199 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,379 Got it. 200 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,286 Doug is a Republican. His best friend is Pete. 201 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,394 Pete's a mortgage broker from Dallas. He's e-mailed twice about a golf trip, 202 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,057 and Doug is waiting for Big Momma's House 2 on Netflix. 203 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,396 Damn, I'm good. 204 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,171 Well done. Okay. Uh, e-mail him straight back. 205 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,170 Uh, tell him you got a contagious disease-- illness. 206 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,443 [ Dahlia ] Mono. Chlamydia. 207 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:55,581 Fun but female. Okay. Mono. Mono. 208 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,378 And sign it the way Doug would. "Weasel." 209 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,108 Would I make that up? 210 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,982 [ Chattering ] 211 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,893 [ Sighs ] 212 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,856 [ Beeps ] 213 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,569 Shit. 214 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,302 Damn it. [ Engine Starts ] 215 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,267 Where you goin', Tammy? 216 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:39,189 - What the hell? Get out the way. - No. 217 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:42,089 - Move your ass! - I know what you're up to. I'm goin' with you. 218 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,022 The hell you are. 219 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,567 I'm not happy, Dale. 220 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,969 You promised a marriage for Ken. What do you think I am doin', Ginny Dannegan? 221 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,943 You're followin' Tammy Simms. I know about her and Cael. 222 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,071 Oh, yeah? I know everything. 223 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:04,137 You don't know shit. [ Laughs ] I know Wayne Malloy stole the family bank. 224 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,917 I know that you are up to your eyeballs in shit if you don't get that money back. 225 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,217 I know none of this is helping your position here. I know all that. 226 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,157 Get out. No. 227 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:21,060 Get out of my truck! 228 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,364 Aaah! 229 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:25,095 Aaah! Let-- 230 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,672 - [ Grunts ] - Let go of me. 231 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,100 Let go of me. You hog! 232 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:33,607 Sorry excuse for a man. 233 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,640 [ Groans ] I am pregnant, 234 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,547 asshole. Easy, Dale. 235 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,479 You okay, Ginny? Mind your own business. 236 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,220 Oh, goddamn it. 237 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,092 I lost her. 238 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,490 [ Laughs ] 239 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,691 That's real nice, hittin' a pregnant woman. 240 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,363 What did you say to me? Nothin'. Dickhead. 241 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,497 [ Groans ] 242 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,099 Aaah! You broke my leg. You son of a bitch. 243 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,543 God! Broke my leg! 244 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,440 [ Mocking Groan ] Pussy. [ Groans ] 245 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,514 [ Engine Starts ] Goddamn it. 246 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,712 Doug Rich was a litigator. 247 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,045 A securities lawyer, whatever that is. 248 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,522 Cherien was his dental hygienist. 249 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:21,020 They fell in love during a gum scraping and were married two years ago. 250 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,994 In Tampa. Took a long honeymoon around the world. 251 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,594 Kept a blog of their trip. Doug doesn't seem to have too many friends, 252 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,396 except that guy Pete, who gave the toast at his wedding video, so he could be trouble. 253 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,169 - Cherien? - Cherien's dad is dead, 254 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,099 and her ma's in a nursing home in Biloxi. 255 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,404 Okay. Apart from Pete, 256 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,666 not gonna have much trouble from family or friends. 257 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:43,275 So it looks like Doug and Cherien's monthly expenses are about $7,500 a month. 258 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:47,350 We gotta find about eight grand a month for this new life. 259 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,150 And by "we," I mean you. Thank you. 260 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:54,093 Well, I mean, yeah, if we don't want the credit collectors on our asses. 261 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,121 Judging from his tax returns, Doug was raking in the koosh. 262 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:00,227 - Doug had to be planning on making a living here. - Funny you should mention that, 263 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:04,260 because Dougie was looking for work... as a lawyer, 264 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,527 and you've got a lunch interview today. 265 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,336 Yeah? Let me have a look at that. 266 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,678 [ Deep Voice ] Hi. Doug Rich. 267 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,708 [ High-pitched Voice ] Yeah. Uh, uh, Doug Rich. 268 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,713 Hey. How you doing? Doug Rich. 269 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,745 Hi, I'm Doug. I'm Doug. 270 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,251 [ Deep Voice ] I'm Doug. Hi. Doug. 271 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,254 Doug Rich. [ High-pitched Voice ] Doug Rich. 272 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,201 You like that? Mm-hmm. 273 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,130 It's pretty, huh? 274 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,841 - Hello. - [ Cael Laughs ] 275 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,438 Di Di. [ Laughs ] 276 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,512 [ Cael ] You're looking good, Dad. You're looking good. 277 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,151 Oh, Lord. You are really gonna do this? 278 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,808 It's not like I'm gonna get the job. 279 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,177 Just gotta turn up. Doug doesn't turn up, 280 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,687 someone's gonna wonder why, and we don't want that, do we? 281 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,490 - Why don't you just call in sick? - Too late. 282 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,293 Wouldn't look right. You don't know the first thing about the law. 283 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:42,326 Oh, yeah? Well, I talked my way out of that Nashville thing. 284 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,172 - The judge was drunk. - Bullshit is bullshit. 285 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,138 Oh, I know bullshit, Wayne. 286 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,238 And right now, you are full of it. 287 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,310 You just want to play. 288 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,509 You just want to see if you can get this job. 289 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,480 Why don't you just let me do my thing? 290 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,352 You just sit there and look pretty. 291 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,782 Don't break any laws. Don't break any windows. 292 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,687 Don't break anything. 293 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,490 Come on, Cael. 294 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,433 You son of a bitch! 295 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,397 You, get out! 296 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,629 Go on! 297 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,625 Just like your dad. Don't you smile at me! 298 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,840 Asshole. [ Door Closes ] 299 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,180 "Break anything." Break your ass. 300 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,209 One pill. 301 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,545 Well, that ain't gonna do it. 302 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,592 Goddamn it, Di Di! Damn it! 303 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,310 Put the cookie down. 304 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,910 Put it down, half-pint. Put the cookie down! 305 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,912 But I want one. Put the cookie down. You're gonna have to make your own. 306 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,629 [ Beeps ] 307 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,795 [ Beeping ] 308 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,411 [ Door Closes ] 309 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,348 Hi, Nina. I made you some cookies. 310 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,424 Give me some drugs? 311 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,323 Hi, Nina. I made you some cookies. 312 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,656 You got any more of them little pills? 313 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,525 Hi, Nina. Got any drugs? 314 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,504 Shit, shit, shit. 315 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,672 [ Doorbell Rings ] 316 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,371 Well, hi there, Dahlia. Hi, Nina. 317 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,444 I made you some cookies. 318 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,937 Thank you for my hand and everything. 319 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,811 [ Chuckles ] Well, thanks, hon. 320 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,319 So you want to come in. 321 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,292 Oh, yeah. 322 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,625 I saw your two girls out ridin' their bikes today. 323 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,330 My girls? Uh, 324 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,833 Di Di and the-- and the little one. 325 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,940 Oh, Sam. 326 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,310 Yeah. 327 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,807 She's cute. Real cute. 328 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,783 Yeah, she is. 329 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,522 Real cute. 330 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,448 What school you got 'em in? 331 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,354 Oh-- Oh, we haven't decided yet. 332 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:59,485 So, Nina. Mmm? 333 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,396 Oh, Nina, 334 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,459 you know those little pills you gave me yesterday? 335 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,867 I was just wonderin', like, 336 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,839 if you just had, like, a few more. 337 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,369 Gave you five, hon. 338 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,465 That's enough to last you four more days. 339 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,735 I know, but... 340 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,647 would you believe I dropped them all in the toilet? 341 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,520 [ Laughs ] Darlin', maybe you need to ask yourself... 342 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,490 why you need 'em in the first place. 343 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,733 [ Laughing ] 344 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,530 On second thought, it's really none of my business. 345 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:41,603 But what-- what I can do is give you the name of a nice doctor in town. 346 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,544 [ Clears Throat ] 347 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,044 Dr. Salhanny? 348 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:52,375 He's a sensitive man who understands the sometimes... 349 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:55,082 distressing nature of modern life. 350 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,054 Mm-hmm. 351 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,923 How long will you be needing a rental car, Mr. Pratt? 352 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:07,026 A couple of weeks. My 740 is in the shop. 353 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,799 Chip here took it out for a drive, got it sideswiped. 354 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,669 - It was some dickwad in a Corvette, Chuck. - Dude. 355 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,469 - So Chip won't be driving for a while. - Well, Chuck, 356 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,102 it wasn't exactly my fault, was it? 357 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,666 Troy, could you tell Chip to tell that to Allstate? 358 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,482 Well, geez, uh, if you're used to driving a 740, 359 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,753 you'll probably be interested in renting a car from our Prestige Collection. 360 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,722 Jaguar, Rover, 361 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,715 Mercedes. 362 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,685 [ Woman ] Sure. We can-- We can pick you up. Yes, we would. 363 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,596 Come on, Mom! I'm comin'. 364 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,736 You're so slow. 365 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,971 [ Di Di ] Somebody's tired. [ Sam ] Hurry up. 366 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,807 [ Groans ] 367 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:01,454 Come on. I'm gonna snag my panty hose on this bike chain. 368 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,445 Who the hell wears panty hose? 369 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:09,022 Stuck in Bufferville, circa 1954. 370 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,115 Oh, man. [ Sam ] Come on! 371 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,927 Wait up! 372 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,460 - Di Di. This sucks! - [ Both ] Hey! 373 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,096 [ Di Di ] Stop! 374 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,070 Hey! Hey! 375 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,029 [ Di Di ] Stop! [ Sam ] Stop! 376 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,198 [ Di Di ] The R.V.! Stop it! 377 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,136 [ Dahlia ] Aw, shit. I knew we shouldn't have parked there. 378 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:30,713 That's right. Y'all are trespassin'. Hi there. 379 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,113 You're on my lands. I'm telling my husband we need a fence. 380 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,775 So, what, you just had it towed? 381 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,545 How'd y'all get in the front gate? 382 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,545 We live here. Yeah, in that... 383 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,517 really big house just right over there. 384 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,485 I've never seen you before. 385 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:47,994 [ Scoffs ] So you know everyone then? 386 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,197 Well, as a matter of fact, I do. 387 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:53,199 I'm Hartley Underwood, president of EHA, the Edenfalls Homeowners Association. 388 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,802 Great. 389 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:58,104 And who are you? 390 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,507 I'm Cherien Rich. This is Di Di. This is Sam. 391 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,510 My husband's Doug Rich. 392 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,642 He's a securities lawyer. 393 00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:07,077 - He's a Republican. - The Riches? 394 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,823 I was told there wouldn't be children. Yeah. 395 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,619 Condoms ain't what they used to be. Huh. 396 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:16,192 Well, it was real nice to meet you, "Sharlene." 397 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:21,732 Oh, and by the way, we are not zoned for boat or R.V. parkin' here in Edenfalls. 398 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,801 Guess you're gonna have to make other arrangements. 399 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:28,638 It's Cherien, you stupid ludney bitch. 400 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,939 What about my colored pencils? 401 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,171 Hey. Hey, we're gonna get 'em back, all right, honey? 402 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,276 Don't worry about it. I promise. Oh, my God. 403 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,578 Oh, my God! 404 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,981 What is wrong with her now? 405 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:51,915 [ Sam ] Come on, Mom. Okay. 406 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:54,758 Eight from the door, which would be here. 407 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:57,934 One, two, three, four, 408 00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:01,104 five, six, seven, eight. 409 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:07,041 Oh. W-- 410 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:09,713 Which tree was it? 411 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,812 Oh, God. 412 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,784 Oh, man. 413 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,075 - Hey. Mom. - Yeah? 414 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:20,117 - What are you doing? - Nothin'. 415 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:30,303 One, two, three, four, 416 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:33,599 five, six, seven, eight. 417 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,797 Okay. Let's go. 418 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,907 [ Dahlia ] $235? 419 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:43,639 [ Man Exhales ] 175 for the towing, 420 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:47,246 plus $60 for the ticket. Well, all right. 421 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,979 This has just been a big old stupid mistake. 422 00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:54,686 Plus I'm gonna need to see a valid driver's license and proof of ownership. 423 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:55,821 Proof of ownership? 424 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,655 Uh-- 425 00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,260 Well, we just moved here, 426 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,662 so I don't know where my husband keeps all the documents. 427 00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:05,625 So, if you'll just-- It's not my problem. 428 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,070 For all I know, you could have stole it. 429 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:34,327 May shit rain down on these honest buffer ways. 430 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,200 - Yeah. I told you. - We gotta go with a different plan. 431 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,937 You game? 432 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:46,210 [ Sighs ] Sure. 433 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,644 Let's get Sam his colored pencils back. Hey. Wait up. 434 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:52,607 Hold on. 435 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:58,321 I know your boy Dale has been a great disappointment to you, Earl. 436 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,850 Well, he's disappointed me too. 437 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,957 Earl. Earl! 438 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:05,159 Mmm? Mmm? Hi. 439 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,433 Tea? 440 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,871 Now, us Dannegans-- we've been wantin' a relationship with you Malloys... 441 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,969 ever since that Di Di was a young un. 442 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:18,341 I even offered Wayne $50,000 to take Ken on, 443 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:22,010 but it just don't look like that's gonna happen. 444 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:25,011 Dale just ain't strong enough to be the boss. 445 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:28,314 I mean, he isn't. You know that. And what I've been noticin'... 446 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:30,717 is that a lot of folk around here-- 447 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,990 well, they respect Ken a whole lot. 448 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,720 So, with your blessing, I-- [ Door Opens ] 449 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,126 Hi, Ginny-Gin. 450 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:42,388 Nice of you to visit Daddy, but he's a little tired right now. 451 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:46,198 Get your hands off me. No one talks to Daddy unless I say. 452 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:49,942 No one. Get the hell away from me. I'm done with you. 453 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:53,009 I wouldn't go talkin' up that dumb-ass brother of yours. 454 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,313 Somethin' bad might happen to him... 455 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,442 and you. 456 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:02,247 Real bad. And no one will give a shit. 457 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,751 Don't mess with me. I know things. 458 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:11,415 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 459 00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:23,937 How do people go about their day in shoes like these? 460 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,210 Hmm? 461 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:31,481 [ Grunts ] Ow. Sh-- 462 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:34,850 I got things to do. I can't do shit in these shoes. Shh! 463 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,451 Take my purse. You can't keep it. 464 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,293 I like the shoes. You can keep 'em. 465 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:46,162 Really? Come on. 466 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,392 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 467 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:51,927 [ Sighs ] You know, I-I wasn't even parked there that long. 468 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,436 [ Man ] Oh, so you think it was towed, huh? 469 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:59,238 [ Di Di ] Yeah. Yeah. Towed. I guess that's probably why I'm here. 470 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:02,471 [ Chuckles, Sighs ] 471 00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:06,208 You know, I had this, uh-- this scale model of ancient Rome in my trunk, 472 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,275 and if I-- if I don't find it, I am really so dead. 473 00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:13,345 I-- It's really my last chance to get a "C." 474 00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:17,055 I made these little emperors and gladiators and... 475 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,429 vestal virgins and stuff. 476 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,289 I mean, I really worked my ass off. 477 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,830 Wh-What kind of car was it again, hon? 478 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,895 Um, 479 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,274 a brown Corolla. 480 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:33,242 You think y'all could help? Well, sure. 481 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:36,582 [ Man ] Let's go look for it. Thank you so much. 482 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:40,248 Oh. Oh, my God. That's it. That's-- That's my car right there. That one. 483 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,849 Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not it, hon. Uh, that's a Malibu. 484 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:47,092 Oh. Wow. They look extremely similar. Yeah. 485 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,459 Well, that's a Malibu. Okay. All right. 486 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,818 [ Engine Starts ] Well, maybe we should just keep lookin' then? 487 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:53,928 Well, yeah. Okay. 488 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,000 - Hey! Hey! What the hell! - Hee-hee! 489 00:29:57,029 --> 00:30:00,599 Hey, stop! Stop, you! Hey! 490 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,572 Whoo! 491 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:06,336 What do you want to do? Do it, Mom! 492 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:09,412 - You got it. - Stop! Stop right there! 493 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,084 Hey! 494 00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:18,121 [ Tires Squeal ] 495 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,090 [ Man ] That girl. 496 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:23,619 Mom, why did we park here? 497 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,425 It's a free country, ain't it? You heard her. We're not supposed to. 498 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,328 Oh, ask me if I care. 499 00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:35,469 You know, 500 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:40,011 Roy Lidge could not find a single good word to say about you, Doug. 501 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:46,611 Well, Roy Lidge could not find a single good word to say about Gandhi. 502 00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,975 Actually, 503 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:52,245 he went completely nuts when he heard you were comin' in. 504 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:55,894 Ah, well, that's Roy. What a nut. 505 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:58,062 I understand Lidge is an animal. 506 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:01,190 Yeah, he is. Every day we'd rattle his cage, toss him a steak. 507 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,103 Why are you interested in Hayden-Javitz, Doug? 508 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:13,005 Well, I know you're a bunch of tough sons of bitches... 509 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:17,079 who don't stop until you bring an opponent to their knees. 510 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:21,449 But I also know you won the Client Choice Award, which means that-- 511 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:26,690 This means no matter how hard you screw 'em, they still love you in the morning. 512 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,018 And I want in on that. 513 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:32,615 Lot of lawyers do, Doug. What makes you right for us? 514 00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:35,628 Napoléon used to say, "I know he's a brilliant general, but is he lucky?" 515 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:37,631 He used to say it in French. 516 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:40,073 But I'm the lucky guy. 517 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:42,099 Je suis lucky. 518 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:46,074 I'm like a racehorse. That's better. Like, uh, Seabiscuit. 519 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:50,475 The Seabiscuit of the non-Seabiscuit world. You know? 520 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,709 I just work very hard. At Kerriman Fox, 521 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:56,654 I billed more hours in a month than most guys do in-in a year-- in 10 years. 522 00:31:56,682 --> 00:32:00,052 Well, a year is more realistic. I just work like an idiot. 523 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:03,016 I just don't have any life outside the firm. That's all. 524 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:06,325 I'm like an animal. Like a nocturnal animal. Like an owl. 525 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,588 Or like a-- uh, one of those, you know, thing-- 526 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:13,227 I'm like a tiger. A saber-tooth tiger, at night. 527 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,395 You know? A big, nighttime tiger. That's me. 528 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,395 You know? 529 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:26,982 But, Bob, I didn't come to Louisiana for the étouffée. 530 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:30,423 Well, well, well. The tightest assholes in the club. 531 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,219 [ Clears Throat ] I sure as hell hope you didn't come here for these Bubbas. 532 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:35,692 [ Laughs ] How you doin', Doug? 533 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,021 Good to see you. Bob. 534 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:42,591 ** [ Humming ] Hey, Tommy! 535 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:45,398 How you hittin' 'em? [ Tommy ] Hi there, Hugh. 536 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,171 You know Panetta? 537 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:49,439 No. 538 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:52,668 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, just enough to kick his ass on the golf course. 539 00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:54,714 [ Laughs ] Good. 540 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:58,480 Panetta's a scumbag. Biggest thief in the real estate biz. 541 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:02,150 Can't tell you how many lawsuits we've filed against that prick. 542 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:06,319 Yeah? How many you won? 543 00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:14,157 See, the thing about guys like Panetta... 544 00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:17,603 is he's got weaknesses which can be found if you know what you're looking for. 545 00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:22,068 You've gotta beat him at his own game. 546 00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,339 I already have. 547 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,723 [ Doorbell Rings ] 548 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:48,294 Hi, Di Di. Is your mama home, 'cause I'd li-- 549 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:50,757 Hey, Mom. 550 00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:01,109 - Well, hi, Miss Hartley. - Who the hell do you think you are? 551 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:04,740 Excuse me? I told you not to park that shit heap on my lands. 552 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:06,846 - Well, I didn't. - Huh. 553 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,518 Well, these two tires are nine inches on my property. 554 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:14,251 Oh, honey. You wouldn't know nine inches... 555 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,516 if it jumped in your bed and smacked you upside the head. 556 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,325 Oh, don't you talk trash to me. 557 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:21,728 I will have that thing towed to the junkyard this time. 558 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,200 You touch my R.V., I will kill you. 559 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,702 Really? Well, maybe I should call the police right now. 560 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:30,774 - Well, uh-- - Well, you can call goddamn Jesus Christ-- 561 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:34,142 Oh, don't you take the Lord's name in vain with m-- 562 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:36,113 Don't you mess with me, you stuck-up little bitch! 563 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:38,142 It will not end pretty. 564 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:40,407 Oh! 565 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,457 You only got one arm! 566 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,363 You're crazy. 567 00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:57,563 You just made a big mistake, Sharlene. 568 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:06,713 Thank you. 569 00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:11,711 You just beat up a one-armed woman. 570 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,653 Well, how was I supposed to know? 571 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,879 I ain't never-- 572 00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:18,454 I ain't never seen anything like that before. 573 00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:22,816 "The issuer of any security... 574 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,594 "upon which a restriction or transfer has been imposed, 575 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,764 "pursuant to section 260.102.34, 576 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:32,504 "shall cause a copy of this section... 577 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:35,231 to be delivered to each 'issuee.'" 578 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:37,337 Have you any idea what that shit means? 579 00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:39,609 No, sir. I'm sorry. I have no idea. 580 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,838 Bobby, Bob, Bobby, just call me Wayne. 581 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:43,943 Or call me Doug. 582 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,205 Wayne's my middle name. 583 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,845 - Okay. Doug. - Yeah. Right. 584 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:52,746 Who am I kiddin'? 585 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,224 Oh, no. This won't do. 586 00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:57,894 Man should never drink alone. What happened to your friends? 587 00:35:57,923 --> 00:36:01,933 Well, you know, Hugh. Places to go, people to sue. [ Chuckles ] 588 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,400 Oh, I could have used you out there on that course today, Doug. 589 00:36:05,431 --> 00:36:07,731 Got my ass kicked. 590 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:09,866 Happens to the best of us, Hugh. 591 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:12,501 You're not payin' for this shit, are ya? I haven't yet. 592 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,812 Just put it on my tab, Bobby. Come on. 593 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,641 Let me buy you a real drink. 594 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,977 Come on. His tab. 595 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,912 [ Birds Chirping ] 596 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,359 ** [ Headphones: Rock ] 597 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,655 Hey. 598 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,252 [ Exhales ] 599 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:55,279 Mom's crazy. 600 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,284 Yeah. 601 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:07,561 I guess we're staying here, huh? 602 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:10,704 I guess so. 603 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,695 [ Sighs ] 604 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,743 Pool's cool. 605 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,445 Yeah. 606 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,460 I guess you're gonna be sleeping in the house now. 607 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,633 We never had a pool before. 608 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,940 [ Chuckling ] Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah, huh? 609 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,877 [ Gunshots ] 610 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:07,346 Limbaugh, you freakin' drug addict! 611 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,060 [ Grumbles ] I tried everything. 612 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:16,803 [ Grumbles ] Vitamins. 613 00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:18,958 I tried Lipitor. 614 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:22,497 Tried aromatherapy. Tried jumpin' off a cliff. 615 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:27,114 Tried strappin' electric wires to my nads. Nothin' worked. 616 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,338 My numbers were just-- Blood pressure numbers-- 617 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,375 Shit. Flyin' off the charts. 618 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:33,650 The only thing that works... 619 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,480 is right here. 620 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:38,945 Isn't that Jim, my neighbor? 621 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,054 [ Clears Throat ] Sure is. 622 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:44,956 Neighbors, friends, employees, people I know. 623 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,130 Shit. Some of 'em are even people I like. 624 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,058 See this? 625 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,829 It's modeled on Hermann Göring's summer place. 626 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:57,803 Yeah. I noticed you have the same patio furniture. Yeah. 627 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,766 You should see the bunker. [ Laughs ] 628 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:03,006 Hey, Doug. Hugh. 629 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,941 Want to try the next one? 630 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,676 Sure. 631 00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:16,463 [ Gunshot ] 632 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:25,031 Not bad. 633 00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,903 Nice groupin'. 634 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:32,470 [ Laughs ] You're a shooter, aren't you, Doug? 635 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,574 Shot a few in my time, Hugh. Mm-hmm. 636 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,707 A few what? [ Clears Throat ] 637 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:40,883 A few trespassers, hostile witnesses. 638 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:45,121 So what were you doin' with those Hayden-Javitz pricks? 639 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:48,992 Just listening to what they had to say, Hugh. 640 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:52,586 [ Target Whirs ] 641 00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:54,759 [ Gunshots ] 642 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,465 Miss Schleewee, fourth grade. 643 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,800 I loved her. You ask me, I wouldn't work at any one of those joints. 644 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:06,766 [ Clears Throat ] Too many assholes. 645 00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:09,035 Observing you, watching you. 646 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,714 Can't even take a dump without everyone knowin' about it. 647 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:15,053 They've all tried to get a piece of me at one point or another. 648 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,680 I shoved those lawsuits right back up their asses. 649 00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:20,086 Can't touch this. 650 00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:22,648 They're amateurs. 651 00:40:22,688 --> 00:40:24,588 Ever done in-house? 652 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:29,027 In-house. As in in-house counsel. 653 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,630 It's a lot more interesting. 654 00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:33,503 Lot less bullshit. [ Clears Throat ] 655 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:40,167 Nope. I think I've decided to retire, Hugh. 656 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:42,735 Get an R.V. and travel the country. 657 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,744 Since when? 658 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,946 Since now. 659 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:49,778 [ Gunshots ] 660 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:52,775 Feels good, don't it? Who is that? Dershowitz? Come here, you liberal scum. 661 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:59,155 [ Cael ] It stays there. 662 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:02,160 [ Di Di Scoffs ] It's 'cause your nose is bigger, you weirdo. 663 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:03,963 [ Cael ] Yeah? Yeah? [ Di Di Laughs ] 664 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:07,934 [ Cael ] Hold on. 665 00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:12,065 [ Dahlia ] Oh, you're just in time. 666 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,206 - You cooked. - I did. 667 00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:22,108 Am I here? Yeah. 668 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,475 [ Di Di ] Just sit you down. 669 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,819 [ Exhales ] Maybe we should say grace? 670 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,960 - Okay. - Uh-- 671 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,840 Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts, 672 00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:45,969 for which we are about to receive through Christ our Lord, amen. 673 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,874 Amen. [ Di Di ] Amen. 674 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,283 So, Dad, how'd it go? 675 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:57,552 Well, the good news is I got the job. 676 00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:59,323 You did? 677 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,650 [ All Chuckling ] 678 00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:05,757 - Well, what's the bad news? - The bad news is I got the job, 679 00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:07,991 and I don't know shit about the law. 680 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,996 Dad, there's so many books on law upstairs. I can help you brush up if you need help. 681 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:15,170 That's very sweet, baby, but, uh, you gotta know something before you can brush it up. 682 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,270 -You talked your way through the Nashville thing. You're fine. -Yeah. 683 00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:23,143 That was a misdemeanor. I can't con my way into a court of law. 684 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:27,814 A court of law is a court of goddamn law. 685 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:32,046 Who am I kidding? I-- I don't even know what a securities litigator is. 686 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:34,593 So, what are you gonna do? Don't know. 687 00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,890 I'll think of something. 688 00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:39,292 Yeah. You always do. 689 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,230 Least we've got the money. 690 00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:47,032 For now we can use that to pay the bills. 691 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:53,666 Ow! Goddamn it! 692 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:56,975 This is useless, Wayne! We are never gonna find it! 693 00:42:57,008 --> 00:43:00,178 Tell me once again. Which tree did you think it was? 694 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:03,651 I don't know. I wasn't thinking straight. 695 00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:06,622 - Yeah. You know what, Ma? I wonder why. - Would you shut your mouth? 696 00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:09,962 - Why don't you shut your mouth? - Damn it! This is 40 grand! 697 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:13,158 We can't go back home now, Ma. That is not home! 698 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:16,061 This is the only home we got now. 699 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:19,974 We could paint driveways again. 700 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:22,728 We don't have to live in some big-ass house like that, Dad. 701 00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:24,338 [ Dahlia ] What are we doin' here, Wayne? 702 00:43:24,369 --> 00:43:27,669 We don't have any money. 703 00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:29,736 You ain't never gonna be a lawyer. 704 00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:32,935 We're Travellers, baby. We're thieves. 705 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,680 We gotta stick with our own kind. We are with our own kind. 706 00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:40,647 That's why we're gonna stay right here. 707 00:43:40,686 --> 00:43:43,146 Together. Us. 708 00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:46,888 I'm gonna get us all the life we deserve, whether we want it or not. 709 00:43:46,925 --> 00:43:50,055 - Where you goin'? - To war. 710 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,714 [ Dog Barking In Distance ] 711 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:20,689 Doug. Hugh. 712 00:44:20,726 --> 00:44:23,956 [ Sniffs ] Almost midnight, Doug. 713 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,855 You the Ghost of Christmas Past? 714 00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:28,367 Yes, I am. 715 00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:30,539 Nice gun. Thank you. 716 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:36,975 Why are you in my house, Doug? 717 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:39,078 [ Sighs ] 718 00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:41,010 Why are you here? 719 00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:45,918 Why am I talking to you? [ Clears Throat ] 720 00:44:45,951 --> 00:44:48,091 [ Groans ] 721 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,989 We're discussing my package, Hugh. 722 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,192 Your what? My compensation package. 723 00:44:54,225 --> 00:44:57,155 For my services. As what? My pool boy? 724 00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:59,425 As your in-house counsel. 725 00:45:00,999 --> 00:45:03,429 I didn't offer you a job. 726 00:45:03,468 --> 00:45:05,838 - I think you did. - Is that right? 727 00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:10,111 I'm worth 150 million on paper, Doug. 728 00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:15,111 I run Panco. I run Techcurrents. I run a lot of things. 729 00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:18,246 Not bad for a guy who used to clean septic tanks, huh? 730 00:45:18,283 --> 00:45:22,793 So, you want a shot to be my in-house counsel, 731 00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:25,391 you gotta be the best. 732 00:45:25,423 --> 00:45:28,463 'Cause I wipe my ass with those Hayden-Javitz pricks. 733 00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:31,203 You understand? So, are you the best, Doug? 734 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:35,400 Or are you just middlin'? 735 00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:37,203 What do you think? I tell you what I think. 736 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:42,107 I think you're an asshole, Hugh. 737 00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:45,140 [ Laughing ] You really are. 738 00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:48,106 And your numbers-- they're not that high. 739 00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:54,487 Your blood pressure. It's normal. 740 00:46:02,027 --> 00:46:04,827 I think you simply like to shoot your friends and neighbors in the face. 741 00:46:08,033 --> 00:46:09,873 Put down my gun. 742 00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:13,941 Now, I know this because I use my powers of deduction. 743 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:17,812 I assess and deduce. 744 00:46:17,843 --> 00:46:19,953 It's what a good lawyer does, Hugh. 745 00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:23,078 He assesses and deduces. 746 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,154 A good lawyer... 747 00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:28,253 makes you believe the truth. 748 00:46:33,491 --> 00:46:35,531 Holy shit. 749 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,830 But, Hugh-- [ Exhales Deeply ] 750 00:46:37,863 --> 00:46:39,973 you know what a great lawyer does? 751 00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:41,528 Doug. Whoa. A great lawyer... 752 00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:45,266 makes you believe the lie. 753 00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:52,006 [ Clicks ] Oh, shit. 754 00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,556 Ah. 755 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:12,395 [ Chuckles ] 756 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,900 - You crazy bastard. - Thank you. 757 00:47:22,908 --> 00:47:24,878 You're a sick mother, Doug. 758 00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:28,180 Yes. Yes, I am. 759 00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:37,456 And I like that in a liar. 760 00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:42,958 [ Wheezing Laugh ] 761 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:45,364 [ Squealing ] 762 00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:47,666 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 763 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:50,238 Hey, baby. Don't splash Mommy. 764 00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:55,308 Baby, you really gonna get paid $200,000 a year? 765 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:58,410 - $200,000. - With benefits! 766 00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:01,083 [ Wayne ] With benefits! [ All Laughing ] 767 00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:04,247 Yeah! [ Wayne ] Uh-oh. 768 00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:06,182 [ Dahlia ] What? I gotta pee. 769 00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:08,547 Oh, my God. I gotta pee. 770 00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:11,416 You can't pee in the pool, Dad. We're buffers now. 771 00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:14,026 We don't swim in the toilet. Y'all can't piss in our pool. 772 00:48:14,059 --> 00:48:16,029 I am a shark. 773 00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:18,531 I got $200,000. 774 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:20,503 Don't pee in the pool. [ Squeals ] Dad, no! 775 00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:25,538 [ Di Di ] Don't get in here. It's hot. [ Buzzing ] 776 00:48:28,206 --> 00:48:29,906 [ Chattering ] 777 00:48:33,979 --> 00:48:35,979 [ Di Di ] Don't come in here. It's hot. 778 00:48:37,315 --> 00:48:39,175 [ Chattering Continues ] 779 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,289 [ Buzzing Continues ] 780 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:50,459 [ Chattering ] 781 00:48:52,497 --> 00:48:55,127 [ Buzzing Continues ] 782 00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:58,567 [ Beeps ] 783 00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,673 [ Chattering ] [ Woman On Phone ] Doug? 784 00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:03,435 I know you're there. 785 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:06,244 Say somethin'. 786 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,147 Don't you hang up on me, Doug. 787 00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:11,347 Doug? 788 00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,322 Doug. 789 00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:18,023 [ Beeps ] 790 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,191 [ Phone Thuds ]