1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:04,535 I'm Wayne Malloy. My family and I are Travellers. 2 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:07,742 Our kind has been living in this country for 150 years. 3 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:11,449 We're not listed in the phone book. We don't have Social Security numbers. 4 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:13,179 We live off the grid. 5 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:16,224 Some call us gypsies. Others call us thieves. 6 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,250 - Cael! - Most, though, don't even know we exist. 7 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:24,827 I've got three kids: a boy, a girl and, um-- 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,058 My wife, Dahlia, is just out of jail on parole. 9 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:30,496 We took her home to the Traveller camp. 10 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,301 - Hey, Cousin. - The family gave her a warm welcome. 11 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:36,174 - Oh. - I, on the other hand, got a different type of welcome. 12 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,544 I am the new boss. He is the old boss. 13 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,712 - [ Bell Ringing ] - Get over it. 14 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:44,512 [ Wayne Narrating ] Sometimes it takes a beating to make you realize it's time to move on. 15 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,405 So where are we gonna go? 16 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:52,386 Life's a river, kid. You gotta go where it takes you. 17 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:55,660 [ Wayne Narrating ] So, with a loan from the family bank, 18 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:59,189 I packed up the R.V. and went out in search of something better. 19 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:03,197 - It's my goddamn birthstone. - It wasn't that long before the family tried to stop us. 20 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,571 You're in the wrong lane, asshole! Mick! Look out! 21 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:09,139 [ Linda ] Shit! Stop! Oh, my God, Mick! 22 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:12,670 [ Wayne Narrating ] Unfortunately, they stopped someone else instead. 23 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,276 And then they ran. 24 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:26,293 Knowing that we couldn't go back to our old home, we decided to visit their new home, 25 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:30,160 Edenfalls, as the Riches. 26 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,725 [ Hugh ] Welcome to Panco. 27 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:37,171 Doug Rich, meet your new team. 28 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:39,828 Panco team, meet your new legal chief. 29 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,397 Aubrey's a five-star paralegal. Wants to be a lawyer too. 30 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,206 She's the hardest worker I've got. 31 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:47,538 Would you like to take a stab at this? I am not a lawyer, Mr. Rich. 32 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:51,775 [ Nina ] The Rosemere Academy. 1,500 a month, 18,000 a year. 33 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:54,582 Our school is currently full, Mrs. Rich. 34 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,645 Ain't nobody gonna tell me I don't care about my kids. 35 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,724 - They're not gonna let us in. - Yeah, they will. 36 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:01,662 We can't leave her. Her bird is missing. 37 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:04,629 Ms. Fedley's an adult. I'm sure she can manage. 38 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,488 Just give me the bird. Okay. Yell, "Over here." 39 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,297 Over here! 40 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,799 I want to repay you. Oh, there's nothing you can do, Jane. 41 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,231 Um, Cherien? 42 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:15,297 I got the kids into Rosemere. 43 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,466 [ Dahlia ] You know those little pills you gave me yesterday? 44 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:21,175 I was just wonderin' if you just had, like, a few more. 45 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:24,309 Did you tell her where we are? Yeah, Di. I gave her the address 'cause I'm that dumb. 46 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:28,775 - So, how do I find you? - I'll pick you up. 8:00 tonight. 47 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,616 - [ No Audible Dialogue ] - [ Lighter Flicks ] 48 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,431 Hey. Look what I got. 49 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,504 Pink wine. Ah. 50 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,539 Kids okay? 51 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,641 Sam's asleep. 52 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,943 Di Di's screwin' around on guitar. 53 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:57,475 Cael must be out with that neighborhood kid, according to Di Di. 54 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,611 Cael's hanging out with buffers? 55 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:02,347 That's what she says. 56 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,393 ** [ Background: Country ] 57 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,659 Shit. 58 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:17,425 How do you know you're pregnant? 59 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:20,225 I just know. 60 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,738 Tammy, I've been gone a week. What do you mean you just know? 61 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:26,010 It happened before that. Why didn't you tell me? 62 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,779 God, you're acting like you don't believe me. 63 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,809 I believe you, Tammy. I'm just-- 64 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:34,775 [ Sighs ] No. You seem like you don't. 65 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,285 I'm trying to make sense of it. 66 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,288 Why else would I come all the way out here? 67 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,320 What if Dale comes after me? 68 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,426 He won't. 69 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,588 Never gonna know where we are, okay? 70 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:52,002 Come here. Come here. 71 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,972 [ Exhales ] 72 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,839 Wanna get outta here? No. 73 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:02,412 Wait. Um, tell me again about the swimming pool. 74 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:05,913 It's a... swimming pool. 75 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:08,976 It's heated. It's got a slide. 76 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,946 A slide, huh? 77 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,344 Why do you keep looking outside? 78 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:35,009 Who followed you? Dale? 79 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,450 Dale outside? 80 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,749 [ Exhales ] 81 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,888 You set me up. [ Laughs ] 82 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,534 Wow. 83 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,531 Shit. 84 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,338 Shit. 85 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,041 Shit! 86 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,780 Why didn't you get that thing on a bun? 87 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,782 How many times I got to tell you, Ma? 88 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,024 White bread is worse for you than heroin. 89 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,589 [ Line Rings ] [ Woman ] 911. What's your emergency? 90 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,590 He's been gone a long time. 91 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,662 Maybe he's takin' a dump. 92 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,761 Car's still there. 93 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,833 He ain't gonna go no place without that car. 94 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,073 Somethin' is up. 95 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,944 Oh, shit. 96 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,419 [ Siren Blares ] 97 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,592 Shit. 98 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:09,473 Evenin', Officer. You from around here, son? 99 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:12,443 Uh, no, sir. 100 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,683 Just passin' through. 101 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,078 We got us a report of some unsavory activity goin' on around here. 102 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:21,551 Well, what kind of unsavory activity? 103 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,722 Prostitution. [ Laughs ] 104 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,851 [ Laughing ] She's my ma. 105 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:30,661 - I seen stranger. - I ain't no whore. 106 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,425 Son of a bitch. Hey, you watch your mouth, dickhead! 107 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:37,133 Spread 'em! 108 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:44,543 Oh. Well, now, what do we have here? 109 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,812 What name you goin' by today, son? 110 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,110 "Luther Ray"? "Bodie"? "Bud"? 111 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,483 There he goes, Dale. 112 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,983 Now we ain't gonna be able to follow him. 113 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,875 Shut up, Ma. 114 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,988 Are you, like, Armando? Does that work for ya? 115 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,563 That works for me. Thanks. That's a pretty good one. 116 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:09,633 Maybe them buffers got the right idea. 117 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,773 - They sure do have some strange pets though. - No shit. 118 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,044 Oh, baby, look. 119 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:18,139 Look at that. What happened? 120 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,841 Oh, it-- The mosquitoes. 121 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,014 Scratch myself raw. 122 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,853 I haven't noticed them so much lately. Oh, yeah. 123 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,879 Oh, come back, baby. Nah. I'm tired. 124 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:30,015 It's so nice out here. No. It's real hot. 125 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,450 Come and talk to me. Take a shower. 126 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,762 Dahlia? 127 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,530 [ Shower Running ] I'm gonna take a shower. 128 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,693 [ Glass Breaks ] [ Di Di ] Cael! Mom! 129 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:23,067 [ Panting ] 130 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,273 [ Jim ] Trixie! 131 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,875 Trixie, Trixie, Trix! 132 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:31,308 Someone stole her. Who would want her? 133 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:34,984 Wow. I didn't know this place was zoned for llamas. 134 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,045 Alpacas. If you got more than an acre, you can keep anything you want. 135 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:40,145 Jim chose alpacas. 136 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,587 They're the Cadillac of camelids, Doug. 137 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,693 Jim used to be an engineer. 138 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:49,126 So now you're-- An alpaca engineer. 139 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,832 Raising alpacas has allowed me to walk away from a corporate career... 140 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,995 and all the stress and bull crap that went along with it-- I love it. 141 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,606 So you breed them for their M-E-A-T? 142 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:03,080 Oh, God, no. This is an investment you can hug, Doug. [ Laughing ] 143 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:07,250 It's all about breeding stock. Alpacas are hot. Everyone wants one. 144 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,920 In three years, our alpaca portfolio has quadrupled in value. 145 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:17,662 On paper. In reality, old Hercules hasn't impregnated a single bitch. 146 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:21,191 [ Bleats ] And to think you paid $20,000 for him. 147 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:24,198 - Give him time. - Yeah, well, some fellas don't respond too well to pressure. 148 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,171 Exactly what I was saying. 149 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,142 [ Bleats ] 150 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,141 We haven't had sex in five years. 151 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,183 Really? 152 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,207 Well. 153 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:46,653 Nice mug. Thank you. I made it myself. 154 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:49,257 Is that a... eggplant? 155 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,689 Yeah. 156 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,856 Hmm. 157 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,955 [ Wayne ] Okay, here we go. One picture. 158 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,267 Just for the school guys. Just for the file. [ Di Di ] Dad, stop it. 159 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,969 Look at it. Look at it. Look up. Look up. That's gotta do. 160 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,642 That's gotta do. Cael, will I ever get you to look up? 161 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,872 [ Camera Buzzes ] Thank you for the finger. 162 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:10,207 - This is a momentous day. - Monumentally lame. 163 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,283 You will never regret an education. 164 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,922 - Only the educated are free. - This isn't exactly free, Dad. 165 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:20,719 So, the deal is, I have to make a lunch for each of you every day? 166 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,264 - And a snack. - Or we could just buy lunch. 167 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,830 No. No, I can do this. 168 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,899 Little baggie. Little "sammie." 169 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:32,229 [ Sam Chuckles ] [ Cael ] You want a snack too, huh? 170 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,171 Bye, Mom. Bye, baby. 171 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:40,067 Bye, baby. Don't call me "baby." 172 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,907 - Dad, put the camera down. We gotta go. - Make it a great day. 173 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:46,383 - Could you be more annoying? - I'm not annoying. I'm taking a photograph, a video. 174 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,683 Bad enough that he's goin' to school. 175 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:51,376 It's amazing that I can work this thing. Got that right. 176 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,957 Gotta go. 177 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,430 So, what are you gonna do today? 178 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,830 Being a buffer wife. Isn't that what I'm supposed to do here? 179 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,934 [ Di Di ] We're gonna be late for school. 180 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:11,097 Oh. You just don't want me to screw things up for you, do you, Wayne? 181 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,438 [ Sam ] Dad, we're gonna be late. 182 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,383 Bye. Have a great day. 183 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,711 Make a lot of money. [ Door Closes ] 184 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:23,018 [ Cell Phone Buzzing ] 185 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,203 [ Beeps ] Yeah? 186 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,729 [ Woman ] Who is this? You called me. What do you want? 187 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,337 Tell Doug I know where he lives. 188 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,169 No, there is no Doug. Okay? 189 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,305 There is no Doug. No. 190 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,510 You got the wrong number. You gotta stop calling here, okay? 191 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,412 I know-- You understand? Stop calling here. 192 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,314 There's no Doug! I-- 193 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,028 Hi. Hi, Nina. 194 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,461 Can I come in? Well, sure, honey. 195 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,901 You cookin'? 196 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,504 Chicken tortilla soup. I'm makin' it for the party tomorrow. 197 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,267 Y'all are comin', aren't ya? Oh. Yeah. 198 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,177 Well, good, 'cause we Burnses throw a hell of a party. 199 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,110 How do you cook every day? 200 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:30,217 I mean, do you like it? 201 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,519 Well, we have to eat, don't we? [ Laughs ] 202 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,564 Oh. 203 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,259 [ Clears Throat ] 204 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,562 So, what's wrong, hon? Nothin'. 205 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:45,174 Uh-huh. It doesn't look like nothin' from here. 206 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,498 Well, Nina. 207 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:53,112 You know those little pills we like to share? Yeah. 208 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,510 Do you think people like us... 209 00:12:56,543 --> 00:13:00,113 who like little pills like that... 210 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,118 have a little problem? 211 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,018 You-You mean, like a-- a drug problem? 212 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,885 Maybe. [ Laughs ] 213 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:14,234 [ Laughing ] Oh. Oh, honey. 214 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:17,261 That's not a drug problem. 215 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,867 Those are prescription pills. 216 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,569 'Cause sometimes... 217 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,583 I feel like I-I-- I really need some to get by. 218 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:33,479 Of course you do. We all do. Everybody needs somethin' to get by every now and then. 219 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:37,183 [ Sighs ] Alcee Stringer, down the street? 220 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,987 All she does is eat broccoli and exercise all day. 221 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,861 And, uh, Boyd Harrelson, uh, he's addicted to animal porn. 222 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,492 Wow. 223 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,326 We have to watch our alpacas at night. No? 224 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,402 And Gunnar Mowbray's wife left him... 225 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,602 for their best friends' 17-year-old son. 226 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:58,944 Oh, man. That's terrible. In her defense, he was a mature 17. 227 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,312 Oh. Anyway, what's a little pill or two? 228 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,541 I mean, life's hard, Dahlia. 229 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,106 We all just do the best we can. 230 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,876 Amen. 231 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,516 I always say, as long as nobody's toes get stepped on, 232 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,151 who gives a damn? 233 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,457 And Jim don't care? Jim? 234 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,091 [ Husky Voice ] Jim wouldn't notice if I had a sex-change operation. 235 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:24,058 [ Both Laughing ] 236 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:31,940 He's too busy with those shitty alpacas. 237 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,572 Ooh. Ooh, Nina. 238 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,207 White widow. Great shit. 239 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,085 Neighborhood kid sells it. 240 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,228 I love you, Nina. 241 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,070 I love you too. 242 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,602 [ Both Laughing ] 243 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,137 [ Buzzing ] 244 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,516 [ Man ] * Good-bye 245 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:19,648 * Little Robin-Marie 246 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,986 * Don't try [ Doorbell Ringing ] 247 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,692 * Followin' me 248 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,164 ** [ Stops ] [ Knocking ] 249 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,135 Oh, no. 250 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:43,412 - Who is it? - Hi. We're the welcoming committee from Temple Beth El. 251 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,183 Y'all got the wrong house. I don't know anyone named Beth. 252 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,024 [ Woman ] May we come in? [ Whimpers ] 253 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,490 [ Mock Crying ] 254 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,485 Hi! I'm real busy right now. 255 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,594 We'll make it quick, hon. 256 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,156 [ Woman ] Ah. Come on. [ Dahlia ] Okay. 257 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,503 [ Door Closes ] [ Woman ] Oh. 258 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:10,767 Cherien! I'm Helen Water. We spoke on the phone. 259 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,043 I handled your membership. 260 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:17,344 - My membership? - For the temple. 261 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:22,177 - We got your check. - Oh. Right. 262 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,245 The temple. [ Laughs ] 263 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,354 We just wanted to fill you in, 264 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,416 give you a chance to join a havurah with the temple. 265 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,616 There are a lot of goyim around this area. 266 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,488 This is a great way to meet other Jewish families. 267 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:39,202 Jewish families? 268 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:43,342 Well, it's not Tampa, but there are upwards of 800 of us here. 269 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,344 We're Jewish! 270 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,676 [ Chuckles ] Yes, we know. 271 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,781 We're Jewish. 272 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,723 That's an interesting necklace, Cherien. 273 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,818 It looks like a cross. 274 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,790 Oh. 275 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:03,219 Well, actually, 276 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,386 you-you're lookin' at it sideways. 277 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,095 It's a "X." 278 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,733 You know? It's, like, one of them... 279 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,595 "'X' marks the Jew" necklaces from Wal-Mart. 280 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,374 [ Murmuring ] 281 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,843 - Wal-Mart? - Mmm. 282 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,782 Hmm? Okay. 283 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,249 Thank you for stoppin' by. 284 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,778 Okay. I gotta clean my house. 285 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,752 [ Dahlia ] Okay, bye-bye. 286 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,424 Oh, bye-bye. Bye-bye. 287 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,324 [ Woman ] "X" marks the Jew? 288 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,394 We are Jewish now. 289 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,627 Jesus. 290 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,532 Jew-- 291 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,503 Morning, Tuesdays. 292 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,566 Kimmie. Good morning, Mr. Rich. 293 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,874 Love that color on you. Aubrey, how's it going? 294 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,177 Mr. Panetta just nixed my summer vacation. 295 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,680 Apparently I haven't served my full two years. 296 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:03,582 I just bought the tickets. Four days, five nights-- Costa Rica. 297 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:07,586 Right. He-He can do this? Why don't you ask him? He's in your office. 298 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,156 What's he doing in my office? I have no idea. 299 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,268 Hugh. 300 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,501 Doug. Bright and early. 301 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:28,607 Yep. Catchin' the worm. 'Fraid not. That worm's long gone. 302 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,741 I'm always in at 6:00. 303 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,708 So, Doug, got a little matter I need you to handle. 304 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,147 [ Clears Throat ] Little P.R. thing. 305 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,754 No big deal. Right up your alley. 306 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,816 - Panco sucks! - [ Crowd Clamoring ] 307 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,155 Where's the other lawyer? 308 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,362 [ All Clamoring ] 309 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,934 The other gentleman no longer works here-- for a reason. 310 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,573 I would like to say to you... 311 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,700 that Panco hears and understands your grievances, 312 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:03,607 and we're working to get a quick resolution to your concerns. 313 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:07,413 If you could now please disperse and go home, I think we could all-- 314 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,517 This is all just another bunch of Panetta's bullshit! 315 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,649 [ Man ] No! Where is Panetta anyway? 316 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,654 Mr. Panetta is-- We've already told you how to resolve this. 317 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,586 Buy back our homes. That's the only resolution that works for us. 318 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,563 Buy back your homes? Why would we buy back your homes? 319 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,662 Because you knowingly built Halcyon Trails... 320 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,364 on the site of a former military practice-bombing range. 321 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,467 There's unexploded ordnance all over the place! Ordnance? 322 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,270 Bombs, rockets, charges, mines. 323 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,973 [ Woman ] Don't forget my dog. 324 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,414 Carol's dog went missing. 325 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,781 And all they found was a leash and an awfully suspicious crater out by her dog. 326 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,850 Sir, what is your name? 327 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,719 Martin Chambers, president of Homeowners Against Panco. 328 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,979 Ask Panetta. He knows my name really well. 329 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,547 Mr. Chambers, we are not interested... 330 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:51,517 in people or pets blowing up. 331 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:55,398 I mean-- I mean, we are completely against anyone blowing up. 332 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,298 I mean, even a little bit. 333 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:02,269 But you know, sometimes-- 334 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,407 Sometimes in your life, 335 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:13,506 shit... just happens. 336 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,976 [ Woman ] What? You know? You know it does. 337 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,015 You're just going along living your own life, 338 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,920 living in your house, just minding your own business. 339 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,993 Suddenly-- kapow! Your whole life explodes. 340 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,693 Just like in-- Hmm. 341 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,356 Well, but then what are you gonna do? 342 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,656 You gonna give up? 343 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,568 You gonna just call it a day? 344 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:41,409 No. No, that's not what we do. 345 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,941 No. We rally. 346 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,347 We-- We turn it all around. 347 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,015 Because we're Americans. 348 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:55,290 We take those grenades and we turn 'em into lemonade. 349 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:58,762 Because that's what distinguishes us from sand crabs. 350 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:03,601 We keep going. 351 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,330 And I ask this of you... 352 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,636 because I ask nothing less of myself. 353 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,743 [ Mouthing Word ] 354 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,612 Thank you. Thank you for your time. 355 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,580 Hey, how'd it go? Swell. 356 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,586 How long have we been dealing with these people anyway? 357 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,888 They're all a bunch of nutcases. I'll back 'em down. 358 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:32,330 Thanks for covering. I can't stand that bitch whose dog blew up. 359 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,359 Hey, I just got off the phone with Jolinda's attorney. 360 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:41,703 - Jolinda? - Your ex-wife. 361 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,644 Apparently she plans to start garnishing your wages... 362 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,040 unless you make good on the payments. 363 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,812 How long you been holdin' out on her? 364 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,941 Oh. Um-- [ Murmurs ] 365 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,908 I get it, Doug. Believe me, I get it. 366 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,446 Got an ex-wife of my own. 367 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,723 Couple of 'em actually. [ Clears Throat ] 368 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,451 Nothin' I'd like more than to stiff 'em on alimony. 369 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,488 And child support. 370 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,693 But... I don't like trouble, 371 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,056 and I don't want anyone snoopin' around my business. 372 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:12,055 So... take care of that, won't you? 373 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,466 Oh, attorney didn't have your address, 374 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,613 but it's only a matter of time before he gets it. 375 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,808 My ex-wife. 376 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,940 They always find you. 377 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:27,854 What do you think... 378 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,080 that Fitzgerald was trying to say about society? 379 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,418 Eric. 380 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:37,964 Um-- I don't know. 381 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:41,160 - I-- I don't relate. - [ Laughs ] Well, that aside, 382 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:45,873 do you think that Fitzgerald was trying to present a positive portrait of the rich? 383 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:50,468 Okay, well, clearly, Fitzgerald was preoccupied... 384 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:53,873 with money and social status in all of his novels. 385 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:57,806 - [ Student Coughs ] - So, the question, people, is, 386 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,754 do you think that the Buchanans ever really accept Gatsby? 387 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,550 - Delilah, have you read this book? - It's Di Di. 388 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,823 Oh. And, yes. 389 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:09,092 But, no, I don't think that they ever accepted him, 390 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:13,091 because he wasn't born like them-- rich. 391 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,595 He had all that money and he threw all those parties, 392 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,528 but when it really comes down to it, people just wanna stick to their own kind. 393 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:22,765 Hmm. But Gatsby had money. Why wasn't he happy? 394 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,772 Well, all the money in the world couldn't buy what he really wanted-- 395 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,865 the girl. 396 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:31,537 You know, money isn't everything. 397 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:35,748 I guess... he just never really figured that out. 398 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,922 [ Man ] Good. 399 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:41,490 Di Di, that's very good. Okay. 400 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:44,021 [ People Chattering ] 401 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,586 [ Whispering ] Aubrey. Aubrey. 402 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,626 I want you to do a little research for me. 403 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,731 I'm already working on the Halcyon Trail thing for you. 404 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,803 No, forget about that for the moment. This is important. 405 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:57,603 I want you to find out everything you can... 406 00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,067 about this woman's divorce. 407 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:04,176 "Jolinda Rich." Who's she? Doug's ex-wife. 408 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,180 My ex-wife. 409 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:13,746 When I'm nervous, I refer to myself in the third person. 410 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:17,016 So I'm looking for Douglas Rich versus Jolinda Rich? 411 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,226 Yes. No. 412 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:24,698 Howard Douglas Rich versus Jolinda Rich. 413 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,831 Yes. Mm-hmm. 414 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,896 So am I looking for anything specific? 415 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,995 I mean, this was your divorce, right? 416 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:34,107 Yes, but it was traumatic, 417 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,740 so I've just, um, blanked everything out. 418 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,046 Whatever. Oh, and, Aubrey. 419 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:42,548 Aubrey. Also... 420 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:47,152 find out everything you can about this Pensacola divorce attorney. 421 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:51,216 "Randall Prutt III." Yeah. Everything you can. 422 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,525 Hey. 423 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:05,268 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't report you to the cops for stealing my wheels. 424 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:08,584 I don't know what you're talking about. Is that a good reason? 425 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:11,708 I saw you return the car last night. Please. 426 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:15,584 Look. Wait-- Oh, you think you're hot shit, don't you? 427 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:19,049 So, hot shit, 428 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,617 can you break into anything else? 429 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:28,085 What'd you have in mind? 430 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,757 Ex-wife? 431 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,966 He has an ex-wife? 432 00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:38,302 - No, it's not-- - It's over. 433 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,737 We are screwed! No, no. You're panicking. 434 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:45,853 I'm being realistic. We've gotta get outta here-- now. 435 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,618 Look, baby-- Don't touch me. I told you this would happen. 436 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,878 I told you this would happen! 437 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,947 That woman on the phone-- she knows where we are. 438 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:57,315 No, she doesn't. Yes, she does. She called today. 439 00:25:57,356 --> 00:26:00,056 You told me not to answer the phone. 440 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,192 What's she gonna do when she shows up... 441 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,358 and she finds you impersonating her ex-husband... 442 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,696 and us living in this house, stealing all this stuff? 443 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,704 Calm down. I am not goin' back to prison! 444 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,837 No-- You are not going back to prison. That's right. 445 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,312 'Cause if anyone's goin' back to prison this time, it is gonna be you. 446 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:21,776 And that way, you get to feel what it's like to be scared and alone. 447 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,790 Is that why you started using? 448 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,657 Those tracks on your arms-- they're not mosquito bites, are they? 449 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:42,329 Don't you think we got bigger things to think about right now? 450 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,913 Like how come, once again, I listen to you... 451 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,039 and this is all turned to shit! 452 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:51,775 No. I wanna know if you're getting high. I want the truth. 453 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:55,281 You want the truth? Yeah. 454 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,694 The truth is I'm pretty sure I can't trust you anymore! 455 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:02,989 That is the truth. [ Zipper Zips ] 456 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,062 That is the goddamn truth. 457 00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:13,934 Aubrey. [ On Cell Phone ] Yeah? 458 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,896 Tell Hugh I'll be unavailable today as I'll be in the field. 459 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:19,206 Where are you gonna be? You know the field? 460 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,108 Yeah. Well, I'll be in it. 461 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,140 You can reach me on the cell phone. 462 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,775 Where are you going? Don't even start. 463 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:28,452 You need me. 464 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,420 - How much you got there? - Seventeen grand. 465 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:34,850 Cash advance on some of Doug's plastic. What about the lawyer guy? 466 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,726 Well, Aubrey's done some research. 467 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,788 Seems he isn't exactly big potatoes. 468 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:44,357 Works out of an office in Pensacola. Works solo. 469 00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,866 Member of the local turf club. 470 00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:49,239 Got suspended once for some kind of financial impropriety. 471 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:51,438 - Gambler. - I think. 472 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:55,782 Still, I could be wrong. 473 00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:58,008 I know. 474 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:01,384 Okay, I'm strugglin' here. Why do you want to break into the school? 475 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,453 Believe me, there's nothing here worth anything. 476 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:05,792 See, that's where you're wrong, man. 477 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:08,218 The school computers hold the key to our futures. 478 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:11,164 You get us inside that building, my buddy Lane here'll take care of the rest. 479 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,260 Got an alarm system? Yeah. 480 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:15,762 - Video surveillance? Motion sensors? - Hell, no. 481 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,825 Oh, shit. This is gonna be a piece of cake. 482 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,804 - How do you know all of this? - Prison. 483 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,302 Oh. Heh. 484 00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:44,064 I'm not usin'. 485 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:56,335 Personally, I don't get these guys with money... 486 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:59,968 who think they can just walk away from their responsibilities. 487 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:02,906 But it makes us a good livin', don't it, Geoff? 488 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:05,412 [ British Accent ] It certainly helps pay for some of those trips to Tahiti. 489 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,914 [ Laughing ] [ British Accent ] Sorry I'm late, darling. 490 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:11,977 Sorry. How do you do? 491 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:14,818 - Randall Prutt, may I present Julia Gardner Jones? - Nice to meet you, ma'am. 492 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,824 Nice to meet you. So sorry about all this. 493 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,956 You buy a Maserati and what you don't know... 494 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:21,391 is how long it spends in the garage getting tuned up. 495 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,357 [ Chuckles ] What is it, a bloody cello? 496 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:26,325 [ All Laughing ] 497 00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:29,865 Anyway, down to business. Now, the good news is-- 498 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:33,272 is that our client has agreed to give Jolinda... 499 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,505 the sum total of his liquid assets, 500 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:37,841 which is here. 501 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:42,411 [ Exhales ] And how much would that be? 502 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,918 $17,000. 503 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:48,251 [ Laughs ] 17,000? 504 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:51,987 - Yeah. - The bastard owes 75,000. 505 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:54,864 [ Loses Accent ] Holy shit. 506 00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:57,934 [ Regains Accent ] Randall. 507 00:29:57,964 --> 00:30:01,134 I mean, this is a down payment, of course-- 17,000. 508 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:04,137 The rest to be paid in, um, six months or so. 509 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:08,976 Probably less time. 510 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:11,478 Last time I checked, 511 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:14,210 your client had a half a million dollars in assets. 512 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:16,846 Then it disappeared, along with Doug. 513 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:19,323 And the trail went cold. 514 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:21,921 So where's he hidin' the extra 483 grand? 515 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:24,624 Stocks? Real estate? 516 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:28,186 Are you implying that our client has some sort of secret investment? 517 00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:30,357 [ Scoffing Laugh ] And how's he payin' you? 518 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:33,366 Or are you flyin' to Tahiti on your charm? 519 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:36,539 We are not at liberty to discuss this. This is a total violation-- 520 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:39,468 The hell with attorney-client privilege. 521 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:44,405 I'm guessin' old Doug has socked his money away in some golden goose... 522 00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:47,083 and you're gettin' the benefit of one or two eggs. 523 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:52,323 Oh, wow. That's the first time I've heard Royal Rhapsody referred to as a golden goose. 524 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:55,091 - Oops. - Darling. 525 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:58,021 Royal Rhapsody, huh? Is that a racehorse? 526 00:30:58,057 --> 00:31:01,087 Uh, my-- Oh, my golly gosh. 527 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,327 We have to go. Do you see the time is-- 528 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,402 We have to catch a flight to Monte Carlo. 529 00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:07,971 I know a thing or two about horse racin', and-- 530 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,600 Oh, well, horses are fine for a couple of thousand here or there. 531 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:13,907 [ Wayne ] Very sorry about this situation. 532 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,180 Call me on the mobile. We don't take off till 3:00. 533 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,178 [ Door Opens ] [ Wayne ] So sorry. 534 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,280 Thanks awfully. 535 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,212 [ Door Closes ] 536 00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:29,162 [ Typing ] 537 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:32,088 [ Beeps ] 538 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:51,508 We just moved in. 539 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,511 It's very nice. 540 00:31:57,116 --> 00:32:01,546 We-We haven't really had a chance to unpack or... 541 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,917 really do anything at all. 542 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,003 It's cool. 543 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,734 Oh, shit. It's almost 3:00. 544 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,666 What do we do now? 545 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:23,181 I mean, he don't have to dig very deep to find out we're full of shit. 546 00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:26,179 Damn. I thought I could smell his greed. 547 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:28,152 Maybe your instincts are off, like last time. 548 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:32,986 The credit card scam was a bad idea. 549 00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:36,119 I never liked it. I told you, and you didn't listen. 550 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,215 Because you're too busy being turned on by the risk. 551 00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:40,587 It was no big deal. No, not until they busted me. 552 00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:45,701 I trusted you. I trusted your instincts. 553 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:48,001 I don't know what I could do about that. 554 00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:50,474 I cannot do anything about that. I can't give you the two years back! 555 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:53,372 I'm not talkin' about two years. 556 00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:56,435 Screw them. I'm talkin' about right now... 557 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,575 and how you do not trust me at all. 558 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:01,510 Because you keep getting high and lying about it. 559 00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:04,517 Oh, my God! Jesus! 560 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:08,020 You wanna go there? Do you? 561 00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:12,064 I started using speed in prison. 562 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:15,531 And it turns out I really, really liked it. 563 00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:17,561 I knew it was bad, but-- It wasn't that bad. 564 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,696 Prison wasn't that bad. 565 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,601 What was bad was the way I felt about you. 566 00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:32,411 You have any idea what it is like... 567 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:35,354 to hate the person you love most in the world? 568 00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:40,616 And all you can do to escape feelin' that way... 569 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:43,762 is gettin' amped. 570 00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:46,829 This is part of who I am now-- 571 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,228 no matter where we live, 572 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:51,201 no matter who I'm pretending to be. 573 00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:59,644 I have not shot crystal meth since I left prison. 574 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:07,206 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] It's him. 575 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:14,854 Hello. [ Prutt ] Hey, it's me. 576 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,256 [ British Accent ] We're in the bloody plane. 577 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:20,159 [ Prutt Continues, Indistinct ] 578 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:22,362 ** [ Guitars Strumming ] That's an "F"? 579 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,504 Mm-hmm. 580 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,401 A-minor. A-minor? 581 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,693 Weird, huh? 582 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:04,267 Alpacas. [ Scoffs ] 583 00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:06,713 I'll be damned. I can only imagine what-- 584 00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:10,608 Can the shit, Julia. There are no secrets in the age of Google. 585 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,252 Royal Rhapsody is an alpaca. 586 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:16,879 Sold for $600,000 at auction in 2003. 587 00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,915 Now his whole line is ready to breed. 588 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,650 What's your point, Randy? 589 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:25,317 What if I had a way to satisfy your fee... 590 00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:29,327 and my client's judgment, in cash, 591 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:33,201 with even a little money left over for you guys to put in your pockets? 592 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:36,242 You're heroes. I'm a hero. 593 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:40,368 - Y'all spend a few extra weeks on the beach in Monte Carlo. - We're listening. 594 00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:43,536 I can tell you guys aren't stupid. 595 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:46,205 So I'm assuming Doug's planning to pay you... 596 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:49,875 with a very special alpaca. 597 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:54,615 Hercules is worth more to us than a few weeks on the beach. 598 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:58,963 He's the last herd sire of his generation that Doug is willing to part with. 599 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:03,430 And he's not for sale. Everything's for sale. Everything's for sale. 600 00:36:05,531 --> 00:36:11,241 See, uh, my wife, Charla, is a animal lover. 601 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:14,270 Now, her birthday is comin' up next month, 602 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:17,936 and I think she'd just love little ol' Hercules. 603 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:20,646 I'll give ya 80 g's. 604 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:24,219 You've gotta be joking. I mean, his stud fee alone is 5,000. 605 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:27,620 Per squirt. 606 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:31,693 And if the filly's feeling frisky and he gets off twice, it's double. 607 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,693 - 90,000 then. - He's not for sale. 608 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,655 I'd rather sell Julia. 609 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:40,729 Come on, folks. We all know this is the best way. 610 00:36:40,766 --> 00:36:42,996 This way, we all get all fat. 611 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:46,844 And you know very well that if I come after your client, 612 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,512 you may not be able to hold on to that alpaca anyway. 613 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,781 Randall, you must be aware this is all highly unethical. 614 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,710 If anyone gets wind you've made this kind of proposal, 615 00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:55,575 you could be-- 616 00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,989 - Disbarred. - Disbarred. 617 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:02,888 You mean we can all be disbarred, 618 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:05,561 which is why I'm not worried about it. 619 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,631 I know that you'll perform to the letter. 620 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:11,029 120 grand. 621 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,962 And that's it. 622 00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:22,444 Only because... I love my wife. 623 00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:40,733 Um, yeah. 624 00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:58,342 You don't have to give her all of it. 625 00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:04,522 What do we do when Prutt figures out that Hercules is shootin' blanks? 626 00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:07,650 What's he gonna do, call the cops? 627 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:15,759 Be careful. 628 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:27,410 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 629 00:38:30,576 --> 00:38:33,646 Oh, God damn it, Wayne. 630 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:38,677 [ Door Closes ] 631 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:43,092 I wish I could offer you more than money. 632 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:46,361 You can. I can? 633 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:48,432 I want an apology-- 634 00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:51,800 from him, in his own words. 635 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:55,430 Uh, that could be a little hard to get right now. 636 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,767 I won't accept this money without an apology. 637 00:38:57,803 --> 00:39:00,413 He owes it to me. 638 00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:02,109 Well-- 639 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:10,977 I'll see if I can get him on the phone. 640 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:13,586 [ Ringing ] What are you doin'? 641 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:16,859 - Doug? Doug. - What are you doin'? 642 00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:20,088 Doug, I'm sitting here with Jolinda. 643 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:23,995 Yeah, she's got the money, but she would like to talk to you. 644 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:27,699 - Are you crazy? - Yes. 645 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:30,773 I actually think this could help, Doug. 646 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:33,942 Well, I have no idea what you're talkin' about, 647 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:35,712 'cause there's no way she's gonna believe I'm Doug. 648 00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:39,983 - He feels horrible. - What? 649 00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:43,781 And he's deeply, deeply sorry. Bullshit. 650 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:46,485 [ Sighs ] 651 00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:51,815 She's not buying it, Doug. 652 00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:54,487 Well, the woman is pissed off. 653 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:56,956 I do not blame her, being married to that bastard. 654 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,995 - Ask me, I'm glad he's dead. - Okay, Doug, I hear you. 655 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,868 He says he has deep regrets. 656 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:09,513 And, uh, 657 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:12,511 that he was havin' a big ol' midlife crisis and-- 658 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,580 He had a horrible midlife crisis. 659 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:20,016 He gained 80 pounds and lost all his hair. 660 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:22,021 He's gained a lot of weight and he's gone bald. 661 00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:25,989 I don't give a shit about his hair. 662 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,494 Tell him our house was foreclosed on... 663 00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,697 and my electricity was shut off. 664 00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:34,129 His children spent a month in a homeless shelter. 665 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:36,065 How does he feel about that? 666 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,501 What an asshole. 667 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,941 Did you get that? 668 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,913 Oh. 669 00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:48,648 Tell her he missed his kids more than he could bear. 670 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:56,488 He says... he missed his kids. 671 00:40:56,522 --> 00:40:58,562 Well, he sure didn't act like it. 672 00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:03,156 Tell her... 673 00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:05,204 they're the only thing give his life meaning, 674 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,669 how most of the time... 675 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:14,573 he's not even really sure who he is anymore. 676 00:41:18,944 --> 00:41:22,554 - Oh, Doug. - Tell her anything. 677 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,223 He says he-he's sorry he hurt you, 678 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,827 that you're the last person he wanted to hurt. [ Sniffles ] 679 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,240 [ Sobbing ] 680 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:50,609 - He's crying. - Crying? 681 00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:54,112 - Like a baby. - [ Murmurs ] 682 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,747 I'm sorry, Doug. What was that? I-I didn't get that. 683 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:02,294 I didn't say anything, but-- 684 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,060 [ Crying ] 685 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:09,131 I think Doug would wish it could be different. 686 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,100 I wish he woulda done it different, 687 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,770 and I think he would ask for forgiveness. 688 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:21,765 [ Crying ] 689 00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:23,977 I think maybe we all need to be askin'... 690 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,879 for a little forgiveness right about now, baby. 691 00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:30,254 I know. 692 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:32,581 I know. Ju-- 693 00:42:32,618 --> 00:42:34,648 Doug. 694 00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:37,586 [ Crying ] I hate you! 695 00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:40,633 But as much as I hate you, 696 00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:42,929 I love our kids even more. 697 00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:46,355 And I'm grateful for that. 698 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,627 [ Line Clicks ] [ Beeps ] 699 00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:57,643 [ Sniffling ] 700 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,340 You're right... 701 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:36,952 about the credit card thing. 702 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,790 I wasn't thinking of anyone, 703 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,220 anything else. 704 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:49,829 I was turned on by the risk. 705 00:43:54,065 --> 00:43:56,665 I'm sorry. 706 00:43:56,702 --> 00:43:59,712 I am very, very sorry. 707 00:44:02,941 --> 00:44:04,841 I'm sorry too. 708 00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:10,119 [ Doug Sniffles ] 709 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:28,467 [ Cael ] Come on up. 710 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,369 Hey. Help me close the windows. 711 00:44:33,038 --> 00:44:36,208 [ Boy ] Oh, shit. How we gonna get in now? 712 00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:38,341 [ Lane ] Uh, break the glass? 713 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:40,476 [ Cael ] Now, now, children. Not to worry. 714 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,151 This is called "bumpin'." 715 00:44:45,884 --> 00:44:47,854 It's fun time. Not bad. 716 00:44:47,886 --> 00:44:49,986 [ Lane ] That works too. 717 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,421 [ Boy ] How freakin' cool is this? [ Lane ] Yeah. 718 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:58,356 ** [ Background: Woman Singing Soft Jazz ] Hi. 719 00:44:58,396 --> 00:45:01,896 [ Nina ] Oh! Jim, look, the Riches are here. 720 00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:05,173 Oh! Let me get you a pomegranate martini. 721 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:08,513 They're wonderful. I've had three already. 722 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:12,039 So, Jim, how's engineering? Hey, neighbors. 723 00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:14,877 You got here before we all take ecstasy and dive naked into the pool. 724 00:45:14,913 --> 00:45:17,253 Seriously? It's happened. 725 00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:18,852 Nuh-uh? 726 00:45:18,884 --> 00:45:23,054 Well, excuse me, boys. I'm gonna go powder my nose. 727 00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:25,358 Come on. I want you to meet some people. 728 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:28,060 Oh, I, um-- I've got something for you. 729 00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:34,071 What's this? A little consolation prize. 730 00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:36,369 I sold that dud alpaca of yours. 731 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,341 $25,000? 732 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:55,288 [ Bottle Clatters ] 733 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:05,832 Been there, done that. 734 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:24,253 Come on. Let's get a drink. 735 00:46:26,217 --> 00:46:28,287 I'm surprised you'd show your face at the party... 736 00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:30,389 after playin' hooky all day, buddy. 737 00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:35,131 - Yeah, you got me, Hugh. - You're fired, Doug. 738 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:44,873 [ Laughs ] I'm just kiddin'. 739 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:48,473 [ Laughing ] See? 740 00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:50,336 Come on. I need another drink. 741 00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:53,580 Wow. 742 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:56,151 [ Typing ] 743 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:02,020 [ Beeps ] Okay, my man. You now have an A-minus in calculus. 744 00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:04,863 Nice. [ Cael ] I wanna know somethin'. 745 00:47:04,890 --> 00:47:07,190 What's so great about Princeton? It's Ivy League, man, 746 00:47:07,225 --> 00:47:09,995 and about a million miles away from my dad. 747 00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:12,498 Oh, hey, let's give Abby Vincent a "D" in trig. 748 00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:14,970 She'll totally shit herself. Oh, for sure. 749 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,370 No, don't do that. It just calls attention to yourself. 750 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,572 You'll get caught. 751 00:47:19,604 --> 00:47:23,214 - You two should go into business though. - [ Boy ] What do you mean? 752 00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:25,581 Seems like a lot of kids would be looking for good grades. 753 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:29,050 Don't you think? You're a lot smarter than you look, my friend. 754 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,020 Thank you. 755 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:36,288 [ Man On TV ] ...they're having what they're calling an "ice cream sit-in." 756 00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:38,591 It's not exactly what you think. 757 00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:41,063 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 758 00:47:52,437 --> 00:47:54,337 [ TV Shuts Off ] 759 00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:01,480 [ Dahlia ] I'm beat. 760 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:03,952 You comin'? Yeah. 761 00:48:07,685 --> 00:48:10,155 Oh, by the way, 762 00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,218 we're Jewish.