1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,537 Last season on The Riches. 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:06,240 - Now, who buys a house on the Internet? - A rich man. 3 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:08,276 What about his job? What about it? 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:11,512 Someone's gonna come looking for him. You tell me no one's coming through them doors tomorrow? 5 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,681 I don't know who's coming through those doors tomorrow. 6 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,450 Okay, I'm confused. I don't get it. What's the angle here? 7 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,186 How are we bleedin' 'em? We're not bleeding anyone. 8 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:21,689 - Oh, we're not? - Then what are we doing here, Dad? 9 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,657 The American dream. 10 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,859 [ Cael ] What? 11 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,728 We're gonna steal it. 12 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:32,166 Hi. I'm Doug. I'm Doug. [ Deeper Voice ] I'm Doug. 13 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:35,869 Hi. Doug. Doug Rich. [ Softer Voice ] Doug Rich. 14 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,638 Doug Rich, meet your new team. 15 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:41,742 Panco team, meet your new legal chief. 16 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:45,379 Doug! [ Wayne's Voice ] Come and meet our new neighbors. 17 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:48,349 - I'm Jim. This is my wife, Nina. - [ Nina ] Hi. 18 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,251 Andrea said we should introduce ourselves. 19 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:51,152 Wayne. Dahlia. 20 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,153 Doug. Cherien. 21 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,788 How do you do? I'm Mrs. Doug Rich. 22 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:58,692 Haven't you read Calder v. Bull? Yeah. 23 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:03,964 Yeah. Have you read Hester v. Straplink? Ratzen v. Katzen? 24 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:07,668 You are the best goddamn lawyer I ever met. 25 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:10,971 Dad, we have to do something. Dale came here for us. He's not going anywhere. 26 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:13,641 [ Wayne ] Dale seems to have been here for a while now. 27 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,677 He could've blown our cover at any point and he didn't. Why is that? 28 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,113 He's Dale. He's working an angle. I don't know. 29 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,449 - Doug. - Dale. 30 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,517 We have a lot to talk about, my friend. 31 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,720 Doug is a Republican. His best friend is Pete. 32 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,523 Pete's a mortgage broker from Dallas. He's e-mailed twice about a golf trip. 33 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,893 - Hello. - Hi. Uh, is, uh, Doug here? 34 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,695 Doug who? 35 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:39,367 -Pete? -Guess you're probably surprised to see me here, Wayne. 36 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,102 You and I both know you're not Doug Rich, 37 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:46,274 though everyone here seems to think you are. 38 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:51,279 Who are you? And where the hell is my best friend, Doug Rich? 39 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:58,118 I don't like Wild Berry. Oh. 40 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:00,154 Yeah, you do. You do. I do? Oh. 41 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,790 You like it. Okay. [ Gurgles ] 42 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,159 Okay. Got about an hour. 43 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:08,128 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 44 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:11,232 It's Hugh. We don't have time for Hugh. 45 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:14,502 Hey. Hey, man. Can we talk? 46 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,704 What? It-- Hugh, it is 4:00 in the morning. 47 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,773 - She locked the doors on me. - Wayne, we gotta go. 48 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:23,711 And we had this fight. I said some stuff. I called her names. 49 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,680 Pete is not dead. He is asleep. We do not have all day. 50 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,717 Said I was the saddest person she ever met. 51 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:33,421 She didn't mean that. She was upset. We are headin' out. 52 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:37,191 I'm here sittin' here, telling you I need you. [ Crying ] 53 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:39,660 I'm on my way. 54 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,629 [ Beeps ] 55 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:56,644 Oh, dear Lord. What happened to you? 56 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,682 - I won't ask. - Oh, Nina. 57 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,320 I won't tell. I know. 58 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,456 I just wish-- 59 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,458 Wish I could come with you. 60 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,726 I just wish I had the guts. 61 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,728 Mr. Rich? 62 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:19,032 Mrs. Rich? Everything okay up there? 63 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:20,934 [ Pete ] Please, help me! 64 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:25,273 [ Panting ] 65 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,809 You're... 66 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,280 that guy in the truck. 67 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:34,748 Yeah. I'm a handyman. 68 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,351 - Where we gonna go? Mexico? - I vote Canada. 69 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,487 - It's too far, Di. Come on. - What do you say, baby? 70 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,522 Wherever we go, we gotta go right now. 71 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:45,559 Mexico it is. Sorry, Di Di. I could do with a margarita. 72 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,997 [ Engine Cranks ] 73 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:56,103 So this, uh, Doug and Cherien-- 74 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,839 the Riches? 75 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:03,010 You known 'em for years? They're real? 76 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,045 Or they were. [ Inhales ] 77 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:10,518 And these people, whoever they are-- they took over their lives. 78 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:15,022 Information like that you could really hold over somebody's head. 79 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,126 You could use that to get some serious green. 80 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:22,262 You mean blackmail them? Mmm. 81 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:26,300 Are you out of your mind? I don't want money. I-- I want my friends! 82 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:30,103 I gotta go to the police, have those two arrested. 83 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:33,006 I have to find out what they've done with my friends. 84 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:36,310 My God! What-- What am I doing here? What's wrong with me? 85 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:40,414 They're getting away as we speak. No, they're not going anywhere. 86 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:43,551 - Distributor cap's gone. - Shit! 87 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,719 Great. What the hell are we gonna do, you guys? 88 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,155 - It's gotta be Dale. - That guy's probably awake by now. 89 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,023 No, no, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. 90 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:53,494 It's okay, 'cause, um-- 'cause your dad has a plan. 91 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:57,030 You comin'? 92 00:04:57,097 --> 00:05:00,233 [ Grunts ] 93 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,936 [ Groans ] Oh, God. 94 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,074 Yeah, Pete. I'm comin'. 95 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,578 Let's go for a little stroll. 96 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:16,016 - You don't have a plan. - Um-- 97 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,657 - Well, not at the moment. - Ah, shit. 98 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:26,193 -Shit. -We gotta get outta here. Come on. How much money we got? 99 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:29,863 - [ Cael ] Seven grand. - Seven grand? Your dad fakes it as a lawyer for three months, 100 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,332 - and all we got to show for it is seven grand? - Calm down. 101 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,068 - There's nowhere to run to. - We gotta get outta here. If Pete wakes up, 102 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,505 calls the cops, we're gonna get busted for killing the Riches. 103 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:41,308 Okay, this is what we'll do. I'll go back to the house, get the Mercedes, pick everyone up. 104 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,777 No. The house could be crawling with cops. I'll take that risk. 105 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,614 Wayne, Dale could be waitin' for you anywhere. 106 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,782 - Yeah, well, I'll take that risk. - Shit, Sam's gone. 107 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,220 Sammi? Sam. 108 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,022 Sammi. Sam? 109 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:58,426 Sam? Sam? Oh, Sam. Sam! 110 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,994 - Wait, wait, wait! - Baby, what the hell? 111 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:04,798 I have a plan. Okay. Well, what's your plan, sweetheart? 112 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,003 Where'd you get this? In the woods, where you buried it. 113 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:13,541 - I wanna give it to Pete. - Gonna bribe Pete? 114 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,610 You had this all along without telling us? 115 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,446 I was saving it for a rainy day. 116 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,481 Oh, my God. 117 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:23,316 When Uncle Earl died and your dad had to break into Hugh's office... 118 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,654 so that Dale wouldn't kill him, that wasn't rainy enough for you? 119 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,389 - Not as rainy as this. - You're gonna bribe Pete? 120 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:33,193 No, you can't bribe Pete, sweetheart. You can't bribe men like Pete. 121 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,262 Not with this. Why not with this? 122 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:39,600 Money makes the world go round. Every man has his price. 123 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,602 Hey. 124 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:46,574 Okay, good try. Go wait for us in the R.V. 125 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,843 [ Sniffles ] 126 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:14,434 All right. Get in the car. 127 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,976 What's wrong? Get in the car. 128 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:27,314 Want you to grab the kids, get the hell outta here. 129 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,518 I will meet you in Galveston. Wayne, get in the goddamn car. 130 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,686 I'm not going, baby. 131 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,956 Got the 40 grand and the seven grand we saved up. 132 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,191 I'm gonna talk to him. Wayne. 133 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,894 Like Sammi said, "Money makes the world go round." 134 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:44,598 Wayne, he's a little boy. You're a grown man. 135 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,768 There's things you want, and there's things that are. 136 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:50,804 You gotta know the difference. I have to try. 137 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:55,643 Baby, you can't bribe Pete. 138 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,045 Don't you get it? He's honest. 139 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:02,182 Baby, then I will buy you a little time and get you closer to Mexico. 140 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,051 Wayne, get in the goddamn car. 141 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:07,387 If anyone's going to prison, this time it's me. 142 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,557 No, Wayne. 143 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,860 Baby. 144 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,196 [ Sighs ] 145 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:28,576 [ Engine Starts ] 146 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,848 [ Car Departs ] 147 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,585 ** [ Cartoon On TV ] 148 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,429 [ Chattering On TV ] 149 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,632 Pete? 150 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,369 Pete! [ Child's Voice On TV ] Yes, I can! 151 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,906 Pete! Yes, I can! 152 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,776 Where are you, Pete? Hey, wait a minute! 153 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:05,345 Now, you just go on. You show 'em what you're made of. 154 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,514 [ Grunting ] Like this. 155 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:10,684 Pete? And plié and arabesque. 156 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,353 [ Laughs ] There you go. Pete, you okay? 157 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:18,558 There you go, Robin Hoodwinked. I'll save you, Maid Mary Jane! 158 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:23,530 I'll save you! I'm coming! 159 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:26,333 Oh! Oh! Pete? 160 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,636 Boo! [ Laughing ] Jesus! 161 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:32,239 I scared you. [ Laughing ] 162 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,175 - Ooh. Rough night, huh? - Go shit yourself. 163 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:39,112 Pete? Pete? Pete? Pete, you okay? [ Chuckles ] 164 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,948 Where is he? Shh! 165 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,083 [ Dale ] I love this part. 166 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,719 Oh. 167 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:48,588 [ Dale ] Mmm! I spilled a little bit on your bed. 168 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,490 Pete? Really nice bed. It's very soft. 169 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:52,259 Pete! Pillowy. 170 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,227 Pete! Where are you, Pete? 171 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:59,566 Mmm. [ Line Ringing ] 172 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,770 What did you do with Pete? Mmm. 173 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:08,508 [ Woman's Voice ] The mailbox for the subscriber you are trying to reach is full. 174 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,510 - Pete who? - Please try again later. 175 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,646 Pete! I'm just pulling your leg. 176 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:17,184 You're talking about your buddy, right? Talking about your buddy Pete? 177 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,419 Where are you, Pete? Pete! You really got-- 178 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,155 You're really gonna wanna-- You're really gonna wanna see this one. 179 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,557 Yes, sirree. 180 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,395 Is that, uh, you, Doug? 181 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,900 - Please try your call again later. - That you and your other wife? 182 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:42,142 What do you want? What do I want? 183 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:46,346 [ Sighs ] I wanna sit down and formulate a little plan. 184 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,119 Blow it out your ass. So what'd you do? Did you kill 'em, Wayne? 185 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,955 Pete! Kill 'em, move into their house, start living their lives? 186 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,457 Pete! Is that what you did? You stole their names? 187 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,027 I didn't kill anyone. No. Where's Doug and Cherien Rich, huh? 188 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:03,263 Where the hell are Doug and Cherien Rich? 189 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:20,480 I got all the cards, Wayne. I'm holding all the cards, and you're holding none. 190 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:24,051 So, what do you wanna do? 191 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,955 [ Groaning, Coughing ] 192 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,260 - Where is he? - Screw you. 193 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,229 It's just a little blood. Calm down. Oh. 194 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,033 - Right now. Where is he? - Put that thing away. 195 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,402 - Where is he? - Look, Pete's alive. 196 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:45,272 He's just a little hurt, but he's fine. 197 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,340 - Bullshit! - Look, he was gonna go to the cops. 198 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,878 I had to stop him. I did you a favor. 199 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,251 I did you a favor! 200 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,054 Wayne, wait. I did you a goddamn favor, Wayne! 201 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,792 Where are you go-- I did you a favor! 202 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,329 What are you doing? None of your damn business! 203 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,032 Do you think I'm stupid? Do you think I'm a moron? 204 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,167 - Well-- - Look, you ain't gonna find him. 205 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,304 He is safe and sound, tucked away. 206 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,473 Yeah? [ Line Ringing ] 207 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,410 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 208 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:27,948 [ Woman's Voice ] The mailbox of the subscriber you are trying to reach is full. 209 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,103 Shit. 210 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,157 Hey, man. Man, wake up. 211 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,964 [ Hammer Hits Ground ] Come on. Come on. Wake up! Wake up! 212 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,636 I j-- Uh, I just, um-- You-- You killed him. 213 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:27,674 I just-- I hit him, and then-- But he fought back. He-- 214 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,543 - You murdered him! - No, I did-- I did you a favor. 215 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:34,681 - You murdered him! - I did-- You were in a shit storm, 216 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:38,618 and-and-and I swept up all the shit. Back up, Dale. 217 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,621 - You owe me big goddamn favors, Doug Rich! - Oh, yeah? 218 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,323 - You-- - Just back up. Back up. 219 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,792 - What are you doin'? - I'm gettin' the hell away from you! 220 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,995 - Jesus. - [ Engine Revs ] 221 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,531 I will call the cops. I will call the cops on you. 222 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,633 - I don't care! - Then they will think that you did it, 223 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,503 - because people saw you with Pete. - Well, call 'em! Go on! 224 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,505 Call 'em! [ Grunts ] I will tell them-- 225 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,673 I will tell them that you killed the Riches. 226 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,742 Just go ahead and do it, goddamn it! 227 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,978 - [ Tires Squealing ] - [ Grunts ] 228 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,748 - Whoa! - [ Wayne ] Oh, shit. 229 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,951 [ Groans ] 230 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,456 Jesus. 231 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,592 [ Groaning ] Hugh. 232 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,029 Shit. 233 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,237 Help me get him in the house. 234 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,840 Come on. 235 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,909 All right, Mama. Mind your head. 236 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:39,212 Get your foot in. Here's your blanket. 237 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:42,549 - Hey, hey, hey. What are you doin'? - It's my stuff. 238 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,018 - Take that back. - Oh, come on, Mom. I actually bought this shit. 239 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,621 Well, you should've robbed it, 'cause we're only taking necessities. Go on, Di. 240 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,591 You ask me, you never should've let him go back. I'm not asking you. 241 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,394 - Yeah, Mom. It's bad luck. - Don't say that! 242 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,364 Mom, it's bad luck. We work when we're together. You know that. 243 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,866 Well, we're not together, okay? Your dad is a stubborn ass. 244 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,669 We have to wait for him, Mom. We have to go back for him. 245 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,273 Don't you think I tried? Hey, look. I know you're scared. 246 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,741 This is what we do. We can do this, all right? 247 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,378 We split apart. We come back together. We go on the road. 248 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,513 Um, just how we live our lives. 249 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,985 You forgotten that? 250 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,554 Go on. Go close up the R.V. Let's go. 251 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,028 Oh. You can't take all those books, sweetheart. 252 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,363 - How many can I take? - Well, none of them. 253 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,433 I mean, we're fully loaded up. 254 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,935 Oh, Jesus Christ. 255 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,038 We don't need these damn buffer clothes anyhow. 256 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,140 Go on. Don't tell your brother or sister. 257 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,982 [ Cael ] Whoa. Easy there, speedy. Man. 258 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:53,320 Got to keep your eyes on the road, Ma. Eyes on-- Eyes on the road, Ma. 259 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,956 Watch it! 260 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,459 Oh! Shit. Sorry. 261 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,597 [ Di Di ] What the hell is that? 262 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,335 [ Dahlia Exhales ] 263 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,437 [ Di Di ] Mom, what is that? 264 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,745 [ Dahlia ] Oh, shit. Nina? 265 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:27,787 I changed my mind. As it happens, I do have 'em. 266 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,623 - Have what? - The guts. 267 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:34,727 Oh. Nina, sweetheart, you can't come with us. 268 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,963 My life's in shambles, Dahlia. 269 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,999 My future's bleak, my marriage is bust. 270 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,102 I mean, look at me. 271 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,372 Do I look like a woman with something to lose? 272 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,574 I guess not. 273 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,110 Mom, we can't. 274 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,280 Cael, get in the back. Come on. 275 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,853 - Get in, Gypsy Rose Lee. - Sorry, Grandma. 276 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:05,292 Come on, Sammi. You don't need all that space for your little butt. 277 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,627 [ Cael ] Squish. [ Di Di ] Sorry. 278 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,497 [ Man ] And in local news, the political scandal continues to grow-- 279 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,400 What's wrong with Justin? ...Ducaine Mayor Justin Lemieux. 280 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,402 Don't move. Just keep-- Hugh? Mmm. 281 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,737 Keep this against your head, okay? Oh. 282 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,473 Justin's busted. ...with an alleged prostitute. 283 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,144 - Who are you? - I'm Doug Rich. 284 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,714 - ...with the mayor continuing to deny all charges. - Your friend? 285 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,918 - Then why'd you try to kill me? - I didn't know you were there, Hugh. 286 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,921 - Bullshit. - No, I was just back-- I was coming to see you. 287 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:38,024 That's really bullshit. You never even asked where I was-- 288 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,527 Jesus! Who the hell is that? Whoa. 289 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,131 - Hey there, Mr. Panetta. - Doug, what the hell's goin' on? 290 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,065 Hugh, this is Dale. Ah. 291 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,669 He is a local handyman. He is just helping me around the house. 292 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,005 At 4:00 in the mornin'. Well, we had a spillage. 293 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,009 [ Beeping ] [ Groaning ] 294 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,246 Okay. Okay, just stay here. 295 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,215 [ Groans ] Man! 296 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,552 We have been acquainted, Mr. Panetta, at your wedding. 297 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:09,189 That's a sweet ride you have out there-- the Denali. 298 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:13,326 - [ Hugh ] Yeah. - Vortec 6.2 liter. 299 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,863 I'm gonna have one of those one day, if I work hard. 300 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,932 - That's what I tell myself. - Whatever floats your boat. 301 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,935 [ Hugh Groans ] 302 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,904 Help you out. Whoa. Easy, easy. 303 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,140 - What? - Your hands. 304 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,277 - What? - Kinda dirty. 305 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:35,315 - [ Chuckles ] So? - So I don't like it. Germs. 306 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,084 -Little germs never hurt nobody. -No, I said don't touch me. [ Stammering ] 307 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,853 Gee! Gee! Tell him not to touch me! 308 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:45,124 - Shh! - No, get away. Get away from me! 309 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,296 [ Hugh ] Oh, man. No! 310 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:52,899 - Morning, Officer. - Is this your vehicle, sir? 311 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,901 It is. I am so sorry. 312 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,937 Well, you realize that it's, uh, illegally parked up here on your lawn. 313 00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:01,974 I know. I know. I needed the bathroom so bad, I just-- Pssh. 314 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:05,612 Well, I'm sorry to bother you at this time of night, sir, but we just can't have this. 315 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:09,916 I-- I understand. This is no bother at all, Officer... Delroy. 316 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,586 "Del-roy." I'm, uh, the new cohead of Edenfalls Security. 317 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,889 Well, it is very good to meet you, Officer Delroy. 318 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,891 I am Doug Rich. 319 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,728 So you will repark the vehicle? Absolutely. I will. The key's inside. 320 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,596 I'll just-- When? 321 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,833 It'll be done. I will do it right away. 322 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,669 [ Metal Creaking ] [ Cael ] Car sounds awful. 323 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,672 [ Sighs ] Mom, it's gettin' worse. You gotta pull over. 324 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,508 We can't stop. Cops may have an A.P.B. out on us. 325 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,578 The car is bleeding antifreeze, Ma. 326 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,613 Okay, would you just stay with me, please, children? 327 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,982 We're gonna pull in the next town, dump this piece of shit. 328 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:46,152 Cael's gonna steal a new car, 'cause that's what he does, and that's what we do. 329 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,521 Mom, I really don't want to go Mexico. 330 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,491 You're gonna have to go to Mexico, sweetheart, because it's either that or prison. 331 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:55,528 So, adios, amigo. La freakin' cucaracha. 332 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,365 So Doug is not a lawyer. 333 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,467 He isn't even Doug. 334 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,470 His name's Wayne. 335 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,639 Wayne Malloy. Wayne? Well-- 336 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,342 And you're Dahlia Malloy? That's right. 337 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:12,645 And the kids? Kids are Malloys too. 338 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,849 Then who are the Riches? 339 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,919 [ Sniffles ] I don't know. 340 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,322 You mean you never met 'em? 341 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:28,094 We just stole their credit cards, Nina. We're-We're not their best friends. 342 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:32,465 - So you're con artists. - That's right. 343 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,402 Some kind of identity thieves. Ha. 344 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:39,205 Yeah. W-We're drifters, Nina. 345 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,875 We are grifters and drifters and nomads. 346 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,044 We are the scourge of the goddamned earth. 347 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,680 We are Travellers! Right? 348 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,586 Mmm, don't make Mama sing. 349 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:57,457 Come on. * Busted flat in Baton Rouge * 350 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,626 * Waitin' on a train * 351 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,362 * Feelin' 'bout as faded as my jeans * 352 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,631 * Bobby flagged a diesel down * 353 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,733 * Fore the rain * 354 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,902 * Drove it all the way to New Orleans * 355 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,739 Would you please sing with me? We're living large, man. We're on the road. 356 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,642 Come on, goddamn it. Sing. * Freedom's just another word * 357 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,545 * For nothin' left to lose * 358 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:22,682 * Nothin', I said nothin', honey if it ain't free * 359 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:26,152 * And feelin' good was easy enough when * 360 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,821 * Bobby sang the blues * 361 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,691 * Feelin' good was good enough for me * [ Engine Sputters ] 362 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,661 - Shit. Oh, my God. - [ Cael ] And there she goes. 363 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,763 [ Di Di ] You like that song? Nice. That's good, Mom. 364 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,998 Aw, shit. [ Di Di ] Thank goodness. 365 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,900 I should've stopped earlier. 366 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,303 [ Chuckles ] * Bobby McGee ** 367 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:47,407 - [ Di Di Coughing ] - [ Engine Sputtering ] 368 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,010 [ Shouting ] What the hell's goin' on? 369 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:54,381 [ Wayne ] Just-- Just be calm. Keep that ice bag against your head. 370 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,950 Don't you tell me what to do, and you keep your dirty hands away from me. 371 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,520 Shut up, Hugh. Don't tell me to shut up. I'll say whatever I-- 372 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:03,690 You shut up. Car keys. 373 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,125 What? Give me your car keys right now. 374 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,395 Oh, hold on. I-- 375 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,732 - Shit. - You lost your car keys? 376 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:16,603 Oh, no, no. Shit. Shit, it's-- 377 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,809 No, it's, uh-- You lookin' for this? 378 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:33,352 - Yeah. - Fell out of your coat while you was unconscious. 379 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,224 Thought I'd keep it for safekeepin'. 380 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,359 Thanks. 381 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,662 - Uh-- - Dale. 382 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,997 Dale. 383 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,735 Tussey Custom molded grip. 384 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:52,204 Matter of fact, it is. 385 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,874 Fact it is. Sweet. 386 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:57,744 Okay, car keys now. 387 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,612 Quickly! 388 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,080 Ah. 389 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:07,086 So, Dale, know your Tussey, huh? Huh. 390 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,288 Yeah, I know my guns. 391 00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:12,324 I can't find the keys. I'll move it first thing in the morning. 392 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:16,062 Is that your vehicle too? Yes, that is. 393 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:19,398 You got a busted taillight there. Yes. Fender bender. 394 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,133 [ Imitates Crash ] With the Denali? 395 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,135 No. 396 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:27,406 Well, you can't drive around like that. 397 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,110 I know. You want some help with it? 398 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,114 No, I'll be fine. Well, they probably got some replacement bulbs... 399 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,850 in the trunk there. Uh, yes. I-I believe they do. 400 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,653 But I'll-I'll be fine. [ Chuckles ] Well, you sure? 401 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,689 Yeah. It'll only take a second. 402 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,592 I like to do those things myself, you know. 403 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,960 Shows you're a man about the house. 404 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,563 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 405 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:54,734 What's that? What was that? 406 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:58,170 - Well, that sound. - Is that an owl? 407 00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:01,373 Sounds like a cell phone. Oh, that's-- that's my cell phone. 408 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,342 In the trunk? Yeah. 409 00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,512 [ Ringing Continues ] 410 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,347 Well, aren't you gonna answer it? 411 00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:12,251 No. Well, it's 5:00 in the morning. It could be important. 412 00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,387 Not at 5:00 in the morning. 413 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,324 My kids, they did this. 414 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,527 That's where they hid it. Oh. 415 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,596 Well, okay. It's none of my business. I've been lookin' for it all day. 416 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,732 Well-- The kids, they just-- 417 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,334 My eldest, I just can't deal with him. He's just does this. 418 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,337 Well, it's none of my business, sir. You have a good evening. 419 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,539 Thank you very much, Officer. 420 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:33,873 [ Gunshot ] 421 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,543 [ Dog Barking ] That was a gunshot. 422 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,978 That sounded like a loud cough. 423 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,748 I have to investigate this, Mr. Rich. I don't even have a gun. 424 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,717 I-- I know who it is. It's my friend, and he has a cough-- 425 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:47,086 Look, I have to do my job, Mr. Rich. No, it's-- 426 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:50,189 Step away from the path, sir. I can't. I pay your wages and know my rights. 427 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,892 Step away from the path now, sir! I will not do that. 428 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,628 Step away from the path, sir! I cannot do that. 429 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,930 [ Gunshot ] [ Glass Shattering ] 430 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,700 That-- 431 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:03,603 That's what I'm trying to tell you, Dale. [ Laughing ] 432 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,405 Tussey's got a hairline trigger. Whoo! 433 00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:08,507 Sure does. ** [ Rock, Indistinct ] 434 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,677 Who the hell are you? 435 00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:13,580 Sir, I have reason to believe there was a gunshot. 436 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,682 Nope. There no gunshot. 437 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:18,751 * Wrapped up by love Surrounded by hate * 438 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:22,454 Sir, I heard a gunshot. Now, are you the owner of the-- 439 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,957 Who the hell are you? Hugh, calm down. 440 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:28,628 This is Officer Moody. Officer Delroy Moody. 441 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,697 Security. He's not even a cop. 442 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,801 Sir, I'm gonna ask you again. Where is the gun? 443 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,337 Uh-- Shut up. Don't give it to him, Dale. 444 00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:40,573 [ Delroy ] I think your friend here is a little drunk. 445 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,276 He's trespassin'! You tell him, "Go home." 446 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:47,847 - Shut up, Hugh. - Sir, let's just try to be responsible here. 447 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,449 [ Hugh ] He's got no power. He's a rent-a-cop. 448 00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:52,585 He is bullshit! 449 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:56,823 Now, be a man and tell him to go home! 450 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,760 Sir, please. 451 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:04,196 You heard the man. Go home. 452 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,869 [ Hugh Stammering ] 453 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:13,005 Jesus, Dale! I didn't say pull the gun on him. 454 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:16,042 Dale, give the officer the gun, please. 455 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:19,311 I said go home. 456 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:22,581 Sir, I can't go home. 457 00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:25,017 I am on duty. This is my job. 458 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:28,054 If I see alcohol and there is a gun involved, 459 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,556 I'm required by law to confiscate the gun. 460 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,859 Well, come and get it. 461 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,295 - Dale. - Dale. 462 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:39,632 No, I said-- I said come and get it, bullshit man. 463 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:42,301 ** [ Continues, Indistinct ] 464 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,778 Put the gun down, Dale. 465 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,783 Make me. 466 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:05,825 Just how do you want this to end? 467 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:09,061 Do you wanna take him out too? 468 00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:14,366 Do you want to go to prison, or... 469 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,070 do you want to be my partner? 470 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:25,077 Just how much blood do you want on your hands? 471 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,449 * Stick your teeth in * 472 00:27:30,516 --> 00:27:32,284 * Trust that you weep * 50-50. 473 00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,688 - * Snake bite its tail * - Yeah? 474 00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:38,357 * Circle complete * 475 00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:42,795 * Starvin' yourself You feed off the pain * 476 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:48,134 * That larger than God Control of the rain * 477 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,136 Okay. 478 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:52,371 Okay. 479 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,143 [ Laughing ] 480 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:00,379 Whoo! [ Hugh ] Jesus. 481 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:11,924 Blunt, huh? Don't like the smell of this town. 482 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:14,260 All right. Blunt's what we got. 483 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:17,496 We're gonna get a car and get the hell out, right? Mom, I'm starving. 484 00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:21,968 I could use a shower! Honey, you got a bug in your hair, okay? 485 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:25,604 Come on, girl. A normal breakfast is all we're asking for. 486 00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:29,341 [ Cael ] I'd just like to point out that if you hadn't got rid of the toolbox, 487 00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:32,378 we wouldn't be in this mess. I had to take it out for Sammi's books. 488 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,847 You should've spoke up. Grandma looks tired. 489 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,883 I think we need to get her something to eat. 490 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:39,919 God, when'd you kids become so soft? 491 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,922 Mama, y'all want some pancakes? 492 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:47,693 Mama? Mama, talk to me. 493 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,496 Is she dead? 494 00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:54,366 Mama? Mama. 495 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:57,403 Cael, put her over there on that bench. Now, honey, be careful. 496 00:28:57,469 --> 00:29:00,973 Mama. Okay. Here we go. You're all right. 497 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,610 Mind her head. Oh, Mama, please don't die. 498 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:07,179 Is she breathin'? Mmm. 499 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:11,683 I can hear her heart. Di, you hear her heart? Uh-- 500 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,186 Yeah. It's just faint. 501 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,288 We gotta take her to the hospital. 502 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,058 Hospital. 503 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:21,193 [ Delroy ] Mr. Rich, I have to report this to the police. 504 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:24,430 A law was broken. Officer Delroy-- Please call me Doug, okay? 505 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:27,533 I just want to say one thing. Do you know who that man is over there? 506 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,969 Like I said, I'm new here. 507 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:33,339 Well, he is Hugh Panetta. I mean, he made all this. 508 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:36,642 Doug, with all due respect, God made all this. 509 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:40,379 No, no, no, no. All-- All this. This, the Edenfalls. 510 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:44,817 Hugh Panetta, his company carved out and created this community of Edenfalls. 511 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:47,319 I mean, you got him to thank for your job. 512 00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:52,825 Well, I suppose technically I did trespass on your property. 513 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:55,661 Yeah, well, that is-- That's a legal situation you got yourself in there. 514 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:59,265 I know. I'm a lawyer. But I still have to turn in this gun. 515 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,800 [ Wayne ] Then you turn the gun in. You keep it in the bag. 516 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:04,370 - It's safe there. - [ Hugh ] What the hell? God. 517 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:08,674 Well, Doug, for your information, I am not bullshit. 518 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,910 It is my job to keep this place safe. 519 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,445 I know. And I'm gonna do it. 520 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:16,582 Thank you. Thank you. 521 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,617 Thank you so much. 522 00:30:18,684 --> 00:30:20,686 [ Hugh ] Oh, hey. 523 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,355 Screw him. I got another one. 524 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,657 [ Buzzing ] 525 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,994 Okay. [ Claps Hands ] 526 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:30,696 We gotta get you back home. I can't go home. 527 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:34,233 [ Sighs ] My heart's broken, Doug. I lost my wife. 528 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,969 What did you do? Tried to give her this ring. 529 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:39,438 And I was all excited about it too. 530 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:42,041 I wrapped it up. I stuck it under her pillow. Shit. 531 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:44,043 She didn't like it? No, she liked it. 532 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,212 [ Groans ] God. What's your problem then? 533 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:49,248 She didn't love it, what the problem is. 534 00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:51,884 - How do you know she didn't love it? - The eyes. I could tell. 535 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:56,122 Somethin' in the eyes. You know, when a girl's lyin' to you, she's tryin' to be polite. 536 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:59,858 I said, "Baby, you don't love it. Why are you lying to me?" 537 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:03,762 And she's all, "Dreams are complicated, Hugh." 538 00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:07,033 Perhaps she was telling the truth about the ring. Lyin', Doug. 539 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:11,237 I know what lying is. So I asked her politely... 540 00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:14,273 not to lie to me and to be happy! 541 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,443 I mean, she jiggy-danced in Vegas for a living. 542 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:20,746 Now she's living in a house on a hill. I'm making her dreams come true. 543 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:23,249 Least she could do is be happy about it. 544 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,985 Huh? Huh? 545 00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:29,655 So she cried a little. Said she was happy. 546 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:34,326 And I guess I sorta took the ring and just stuck it on her finger. 547 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:38,097 Ring didn't fit. It's too small. I drew some blood. 548 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:41,067 She called me a monster, saddest man she ever met. 549 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:44,270 So I pulled it off and threw it in the toilet. 550 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,906 - I think it broke. - The toilet? 551 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:53,145 The finger. Anyway, 552 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:56,248 she was in pretty bad pain, and I tried to call 911. 553 00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:59,118 - She kicks me out on the street. - How'd you get the ring back? 554 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:01,420 - What? - From the toilet? 555 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:07,359 What's she mean, "Dreams are complicated," Doug? 556 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,595 Oh, God, I don't know. Maybe she meant, you know, 557 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:12,965 now that she's got the house on the hill, she doesn't want the house on the hill. 558 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:15,367 Then why'd she marry me? Maybe she married you for who you are. 559 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:18,270 Who I am is a guy with a house on the hill! 560 00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:21,040 Look, you busted her finger. 561 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:24,676 You want to apologize, you get down on your hands and knees. You crawl... 562 00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:26,545 and you ask for forgiveness. 563 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:29,448 Then you get some time off and you take a vacation. 564 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:31,950 Mmm. No. No. Can't. 565 00:32:32,018 --> 00:32:34,086 You can't crawl on your hands and knees? 566 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,989 No. Can't take a vacation right now. Hugh, 567 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,824 just take a vacation, okay? [ Groans ] Can't. 568 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:41,627 Take a vacation. I can't. Come here, buddy. Come here. 569 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,595 Take a look at this. 570 00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:48,700 Bayou Hills, Doug. We can't pass it up. 571 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:51,203 Hugh, there will always be another deal. No. 572 00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:55,107 Not gonna be another Bayou Hills as long as we live. 573 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,276 That's why I came over here to talk to you tonight. 574 00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:59,478 No, you came over here to talk to me about your wife. 575 00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:03,682 Her too. Here. Look at this. Christ. 576 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:07,486 Uh, right. Sweet. Excellent. 577 00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:11,157 Sweet? It's the deal of a lifetime, Doug. 578 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:13,659 The state took our bid. We're all in. 579 00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:17,463 We're not callin', we're not raisin'-- We're all in. 580 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,631 [ Laughs ] Five days to raise the money. 581 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:23,135 This goes through, Panco makes 150 million. 582 00:33:23,202 --> 00:33:27,539 I make a third of that, and you cash in on a baker's dozen-- 13 million, Doug. 583 00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:31,277 Thirteen million? 584 00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:47,859 Well, um, your mother's heartbeat is very faint. 585 00:33:47,926 --> 00:33:52,298 Well, what's wrong with her? Calm down, ma'am. She, uh, has arrhythmia. 586 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,300 Now, that's either from heart disease, 587 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,636 or she's dehydrated and drunk. 588 00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:00,372 Has she been drinking? 589 00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:03,175 No. Of course not. You're sure of this? 590 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:06,478 - Not that I know of. - 'Cause she reeks of alcohol. 591 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:09,748 [ Sniffs ] 592 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:18,157 ** [ Radio: Country ] 593 00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:24,463 Mmm. No go? Can I see your I.D., please? 594 00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:28,167 Yeah. Hold on. 595 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:31,537 Well, there we are. [ Chuckles ] [ Sighs ] 596 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:33,739 Can you hear me, sweetheart? Uh-- 597 00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:35,541 Morgenstern. Morgenstern? 598 00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:39,811 Ms. Morgenstern, uh, would you try to sit up for me. 599 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:43,048 - It's Dr. Morgenstern. - Oh, is she a doctor? 600 00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:47,085 - No. - Uh, I want a large Cadillac. 601 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:50,589 [ Laughs ] Everyone does, dear. 602 00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:53,459 Does she have dementia? We think. 603 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,361 - You think? - Uh, we're sure. 604 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,263 - Well, how was she diagnosed? - Alzheimer's. 605 00:34:57,329 --> 00:35:00,166 - Dementia. - Well, they're-- 606 00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:03,369 You know, there was a big debate goin' on among the doctors who treated her. 607 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:09,541 So many things in here. 608 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,345 There we go. Yeah. 609 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,715 Thank you, Miss Prestwich. Of course. 610 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:20,619 Just never know who's spending your money these days. Don't I know it. 611 00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:23,289 How old is your mother, Mrs. Prestwich? She's 78. 612 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:28,627 Seventy-eight? Um, let me see here. 613 00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:33,432 Yes, uh-- Your daughter says she's 91. 614 00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:37,336 - Well, that's incorrect. - All right then. 615 00:35:37,403 --> 00:35:40,105 I'm gonna need to admit your mother to Blunt Presbyterian. 616 00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:44,276 What? She's just drunk. Ma'am, you don't know much about your mother's health. 617 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:47,679 You gave her alcohol. You barely know how old she is. 618 00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:51,283 Now, if anything, that's elder abuse. 619 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,619 You sayin' I abuse my mother? 620 00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:56,388 - Do you know how old your mother is? - I beg your pardon. 621 00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:59,791 Do you know how old your mother or wife is? Do you know about their health affairs? 622 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:02,728 When was the last time your wife had a Pap smear? 623 00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:05,130 - [ Chuckles ] Well, as a matter of fact-- - I don't wanna know that. 624 00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:08,734 That's not the point. I love her. 625 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,770 How dare you accuse me of elder abuse? I'm outraged! 626 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:15,173 You just calm down, ma'am. Your mother is coming with me, 627 00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:17,676 and she's coming to Blunt Presbyterian. 628 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:22,248 Now, you just wait here a moment, and I'll be right back. 629 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:25,251 Son of a bitch. 630 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:29,321 White coat say I don't love my mama and take care of her. I'm a good daughter. 631 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,590 Have you-- Have you used that card recently? 632 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:35,227 Um, you know, I don't know. May-Maybe not recently. 633 00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:40,131 Yeah. That must be the problem then. Bet they froze it for security. 634 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,268 Ma'am, please. 635 00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:44,836 I really just want to get my grandmother treated. 636 00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:47,639 That's why you should give those Visa folks a call. 637 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,346 - The card's dead. - Oh, shit. Shit. 638 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:56,948 If they froze Prestwich, they froze 'em all, huh? I guess. Probably. 639 00:36:57,015 --> 00:37:00,619 - Hey, you got any cards? - Uh, I-I-I left 'em. 640 00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:03,322 I left all my credit cards and cash. 641 00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:05,524 - You ran away without a penny? - Yeah. 642 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:08,494 - Why? - I-- I thought it'd be more fun. 643 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,497 You know, kinda live off the earth. 644 00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:15,200 Okay, you gotta get cash. 645 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:17,102 Okay. All right. Pay with that. 646 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:19,971 Find out exactly what medications they need for her. 647 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,973 Okay. 648 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,478 Screw Blunt Presbyterian. 649 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,747 She just gotta get rehydrated. 650 00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:32,518 Okay. Y'all wanna live off the earth? Now's your chance. 651 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:36,588 [ Scrubbing ] 652 00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:10,489 I can't believe Grandma was drunk. She was. 653 00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:12,491 Whew! She wouldn't even let me have a sip. 654 00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:15,494 Wow. She drank that whole thing of whiskey. 655 00:38:15,561 --> 00:38:17,829 I know. That was-- That's, like, unbelievable. 656 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,731 [ Cael ] Hey. 657 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,767 - What's goin' on here? - Football night. 658 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:23,669 Oh, that figures. [ Woman ] Everything all right here, folks? 659 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:26,204 Great. Thank you. Good. Thank you. 660 00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:29,341 - You ordered too much. - So what? We'll just take some of it with us. 661 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:32,611 We don't have the cash, Di Di. We had to pay for Mama. We're goin' on the road. 662 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,780 We gotta pay for gas and drugs for her. 663 00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:37,483 - Whatever you haven't started, we're sending back. - I'm eatin' my steak and eggs. 664 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:38,717 - Cael. - Ma? 665 00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:41,487 Cael. Ma. I'm gonna get up. 666 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:43,088 Don't you do any-- I'm gettin' up. 667 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:46,057 Don't you do-- I'm warnin' you. I'm goin' to the bathroom. 668 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:48,860 Such a little bastard. 669 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,045 Can I eat my steak and eggs? 670 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:15,554 - Cael. - That's nice. That's real nice. 671 00:39:15,621 --> 00:39:18,924 You robbin' old ladies now? Hmm? Feel good? 672 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,627 Do you feel good? That was a shitty thing to do. 673 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:24,530 And let that be your "come-upponce." 674 00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:26,932 Mom, I think the word is "comeuppance." 675 00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:29,801 What are you, the word police? You shut your piehole. 676 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,638 Wrap that steak in a napkin. Go steal me a car. 677 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:37,809 Don't you look at me like that. Can I come? 678 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:41,379 No, sweetheart. Starsky don't need no Hutch. 679 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:50,689 You all right there, ma'am? Uh-- 680 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:54,526 - Are you short? - I thought I had $40. 681 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:57,295 Oh, sweetheart. I know how that is. Here you go. 682 00:39:57,362 --> 00:39:59,465 Don't you mind that. 683 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:14,245 Ow. Jesus! 684 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:17,382 Nina. Scared me to death. 685 00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:20,051 I just want to see how it's done. 686 00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:27,025 [ Engine Cranks, Starts ] 687 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,498 Which way, Doug? 688 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:36,702 Which way to the light? [ Sighs ] 689 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:39,070 [ Wayne ] Just through these doors. 690 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:43,609 [ Door Opens ] [ Cell Phone Buzzing ] 691 00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:46,512 [ Door Closes ] [ Beeps ] 692 00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:49,781 I can't talk. I'm with him now. 693 00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:51,950 Hey. 694 00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:54,019 This goddamn town is giving me the creeps. 695 00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:57,288 Let's get Mama and get outta here. [ Cell Phone Beeping ] 696 00:40:57,355 --> 00:41:00,425 - Wayne? - Hey, partner! 697 00:41:00,492 --> 00:41:02,594 We said 50-50. 698 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:05,396 - Wayne? - [ Whispers ] I love you. 699 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:09,000 - Huh? - I love you. 700 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:12,638 Well, okay. I love you. Where are you? 701 00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:15,306 - Uh, I'm at the house. - Where's Pete? 702 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,242 We are in this together. 703 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,746 Did you really think that spikin' my scotch would lick me? 704 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,749 Pete's fine. Everything's all right. 705 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:27,052 Everything's all right. Wayne? 706 00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:30,388 - Well, everything's all right. - So where do you think you're goin'? 707 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:33,358 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 708 00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:36,562 This is my van. 709 00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:40,198 Hey, hey, the gang's all here. 710 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:44,369 Get out of the car. 711 00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:47,372 I am talking about a certain dead body festering in the trunk. 712 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:49,975 I know what you're talking about, and I am dealing with it. 713 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:53,211 So why don't you get out of the goddamn car now? 714 00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:57,749 This ain't your car. And that ain't your house. 715 00:41:57,816 --> 00:42:01,920 And I don't know Doug Rich, but I'm assuming he, too, is in a festering condition. 716 00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:04,656 Am I right? So, 717 00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:10,361 you rat me out, I rat you out, vice versa and so on. 718 00:42:10,428 --> 00:42:13,732 Mutually insured destruction. 719 00:42:13,799 --> 00:42:16,668 We're in this together. Two peas in a pod. 720 00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:20,438 Mutually assured destruction, you asshole. 721 00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:26,411 That's right. Mutually assured, mutually insured to the bitter end. 722 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:31,282 So, Douglas, what's the plan? 723 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:34,252 [ Sighs ]