1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:04,072 Previously on The Riches. [ Wayne ] Pete. 2 00:00:04,138 --> 00:00:07,041 Guess you're probably surprised to see me here, Wayne. 3 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:10,010 You and I both know you're not Doug Rich, 4 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,913 though everyone here seems to think you are. 5 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:15,449 - Where'd you get this? - In the woods, where you buried it. 6 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,985 - I wanna give it to Pete. - Gonna bribe Pete? 7 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:21,122 You can't bribe Pete. I have to try. 8 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:24,125 If you ask me, you never should have let him go back. I'm not asking you. 9 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,959 Pete, you okay? Boo! 10 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,529 - Jesus. - I scared you. 11 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:31,365 I know you're scared. This is what we do. We can do this. 12 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:35,136 - Mom, we work when we're together. You know that. - We're not together. Okay? 13 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,871 - [ Wayne ] What did you do with Pete? - Let's go for a little stroll. 14 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,074 You-- You killed him. 15 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,576 I hit him, and then-- But he fought back. 16 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:45,946 - You murdered him! - Where the hell are Doug and Cherien Rich? 17 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,182 - [ Tires Squealing ] - [ Grunts ] 18 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:50,751 [ Dahlia ] We split apart. We come back together. We go on the road. 19 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:53,621 - Just how we live our lives. - I changed my mind. 20 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,656 - As it happens, I do have 'em. - Have what? 21 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:58,192 - The guts. - Tell him not to touch me! 22 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,494 - You lookin' for this? - [ Hugh Chuckling ] 23 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,862 I should have stopped earlier. 24 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,797 - Blunt, huh? - Don't like the smell of this town. 25 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:06,100 We're gonna get a car and get the hell outta here. 26 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,001 Bayou Hills, Doug. We can't pass it up. 27 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,539 This goes through, Panco makes a hundred and fifty million. 28 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:16,910 You cash in on a baker's dozen-- 13 million, Doug. Thirteen million? 29 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:21,149 Put the gun down, Dale. Just how do you want this to end? 30 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,484 Do you want to go to prison, or... 31 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:26,420 do you want to be my partner? 50-50. 32 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,556 - Mama? - Is she dead? 33 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:32,126 - Mama? - Wrap that steak in a napkin. Go steal me a car. 34 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:35,163 - Well, everything's all right. - Just where do you think you're goin'? 35 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:38,299 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 36 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:45,473 - This is my van. - Your van? 37 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:48,276 This looks just like our van, sir. Just like our van-- 38 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:51,078 Shut the hell up. 39 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:54,682 Think I'm a goddamn moron? Oh, Jesus. 40 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:57,451 Get in back! Me? 41 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:05,459 I'm done takin' shit. 42 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:06,860 Drive. 43 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:17,971 [ Hugh Groans ] Your boss has some great taste in jewelry. 44 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,007 Where's the light? 45 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,511 I don't know, Hugh. Probably stuck in traffic somewhere. 46 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:26,013 Lord! 47 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,649 So, uh, what we gonna do about Pete? 48 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,352 Oh, shut up, Dale. 49 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:35,689 First we cover his tracks, then we bury his body. 50 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:42,396 [ Dog Barking ] 51 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:45,165 Are you-- Are you really gonna execute us? 52 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,201 - Shut up! - [ Screams ] No! 53 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:51,272 You flea-bitten shitbag! Shut up, or you're going back to the pound! 54 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:55,909 - [ Phone Ringing ] - [ Barks ] 55 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:01,515 Just because a phone rings don't mean you gotta answer it. 56 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,686 [ Ringing Continues ] Sir. 57 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:09,657 I know you're upset because it appeared that we were taking your van. 58 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:13,927 But maybe you should take a nice, deep breath. 59 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,929 [ Breathing Heavily ] 60 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,098 This is Bob Day. [ Woman ] Hi there, Mr. Day. 61 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:23,371 This is Rosemary from the collection agency, and I'm calling to find out when-- 62 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:28,609 Mr. Day, you're-- you're very stressed. 63 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:31,845 I know we're living in very stressful times. 64 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:35,082 They call it the Information Age, but it's really the age of stress. 65 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,585 Yeah. That's why so many people take antidepressants. 66 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,320 - Shut up! - [ Phone Ringing ] 67 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,355 - [ Dog Barking ] - Shut up! Jesus Christ! 68 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:43,824 I can't hear my own thoughts! 69 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:49,697 This is Bob Day. Hello, Mr. Day. This is Rosemary calling again. 70 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:53,000 I tell you what, Rosemary. I'll send the check in. Oh, that's great. 71 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,370 When can we-- And I'll send it in when I'm goddamn good and ready. 72 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,272 Mr. Day, I'm gonna put my manager on. 73 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:02,576 Fine. Put your manager on the phone, 'cause your manager can kiss my hairy ass! 74 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,914 - Oh, my God! - [ Bob ] What the hell are you doing? 75 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,749 [ Dog Barking ] 76 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,521 [ Woman ] Are you out of your goddamn mind? 77 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,423 - What? What? - What are you doing? 78 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,491 - Have you gone ins-- - Don't do this to me! 79 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,493 You laze around watching TV. Now what are you doing? 80 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,329 [ Bob ] Don't you do that! Don't do that! 81 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:24,465 Okay. That son of a bitch is crazy. We're gonna get out of here. 82 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:27,401 - [ Bob ] I'm tired of you calling me an asshole! Tired-- - [ Gunshot ] 83 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:31,872 [ Nina Screaming, Whimpering ] 84 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:37,345 I thought I told you I was done takin' shit. 85 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:41,882 Now, sit down. Sit down! 86 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,822 Are you insane? 87 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:52,360 - [ Bob ] Nobody steals my goddamn van. - So you're gonna execute 'em? 88 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,562 Do you have to undermine everything I do? 89 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,697 Well, gee, why would I undermine you? 90 00:04:56,764 --> 00:05:00,401 You're holding a gun to a little boy's head. 91 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:03,704 [ Sniffles ] [ Dahlia ] Hey, there's just been a misunderstanding, ma'am. 92 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:06,239 We got confused in the heat. 93 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:11,178 Why didn't you just call the cops? Look at 'em, Miss Know-It-All. 94 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:14,715 What? They're Travellers. 95 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,850 Gypsies. Scum of the earth. 96 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,720 They're here to rip us off, like the other ones. 97 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:23,891 The cops ain't gonna do shit. They're just gonna pay 'em off. You're Traveller scum? 98 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:27,260 No. We-- We're on our way to a funeral, ma'am. 99 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,664 Yeah. It was our grandmother. Our grandmother, she had a heart attack. 100 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,567 We were just on the way to the funeral, I swear to God. 101 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:05,733 - I can't breathe. - I think I'm gonna faint. 102 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,068 Hey, Mr. Day. My kids are burning up. 103 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,504 Can they please just put their hands down to fan themselves? 104 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:13,974 Nope. [ Woman ] Shut up, Bob. 105 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:18,311 - We're not psycho. Put your hands down. - [ Di Di ] Thank you, ma'am. 106 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,615 We were supposed to get air conditioning this summer, 107 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,817 but somebody didn't get a job. 108 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,919 Why don't you just fan 'em personally? 109 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,055 Why don't you put in a swimming pool for 'em? 110 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,057 I'm trying to show them a little common decency. 111 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,493 You don't show Travellers common decency. 112 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,795 They spit on your common decency. 113 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:38,265 Sir, I understand that you have strong feelings about this, 114 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:41,502 but what do you got against Travellers? 115 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:45,439 Come on. We're gonna take a little field trip. 116 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,708 [ Bob ] Shut up! 117 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:50,778 [ Barks ] Show 'em, Amber. 118 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:54,982 This guy comes by about six months ago. Real fat guy. 119 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,551 Nameplate, helmet. Says he's in termite control. 120 00:06:57,618 --> 00:07:01,722 Sure enough, we got an infestation. Charges us an arm and a leg to get rid of 'em. 121 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,891 Had to take an advance out on our credit card. 122 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,727 Now they're charging us 19% interest. That's right. 123 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:09,262 Turns out that bastard put those termites into our wood. 124 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:13,066 - You think the fat ass gave you termites? - Yep. 125 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:16,504 I don't think that's possible. Maybe you already had an infestation. 126 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:21,041 - Shut up! - No, she's right. We should've had a termite check. 127 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:25,879 I'm jugglin', Amber. I'm fightin' to keep all of our financial balls in the air. 128 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,916 You're fightin'? [ Groans ] [ Wood Clatters ] 129 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,851 My God. 130 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:34,655 Sixty hours a week. Sixty hours a week on my feet at Walmart while you laze around-- 131 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,724 I'm not lazing around on my ass! 132 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:40,494 Watching TV, hanging around, threatening to execute children! 133 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,329 Can I interup-- Okay. Stay out of it! 134 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:46,133 I was just-- I'm just saying it's stress. 135 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,770 That's all. That's just-- It's just stress that's destroying your marriage. 136 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:53,541 What do you know about my marriage? Nothing. 137 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,976 I just-- I know it's money-- 138 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,578 Money is the problem. 139 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,550 - So? - How much money would it take to get rid of your stress? 140 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,519 Don't listen to this Traveller shit. 141 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:09,222 Can you put the gun down, please? Please. 142 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:18,265 Thank you. I'm just asking you a question. I'm just suggesting a possibility. 143 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,834 How much would it take? 144 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:29,276 [ Dale ] I thought you'd called your office, told them that you had the flu. 145 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,244 Why are we here? 146 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,481 Well, Pete's rental car-- we got to return it. 147 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:37,250 I like the way you think. 148 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,653 God is in the details. Shit. 149 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,989 Meryl Streep said that on TV. 150 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,024 Shit! What? 151 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,393 His keys. 152 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,996 They must be in his pocket. 153 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,998 Shit. 154 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,241 - Shit. - Check the other pocket. 155 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:05,345 All right, all right. Christ. 156 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,247 You got 'em? [ Grunts ] 157 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,282 [ Kimmie ] Doug? 158 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:13,153 Christ. I got 'em. 159 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,188 Kimmie! Hi. 160 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,791 - I thought you had the flu. - Don't come close. I got this-- 161 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:21,361 This cold, it's really contagious, okay? Hang back. 162 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:25,465 Hey, it's a hot one today, huh? 163 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,935 Do I know you? I'm a friend of Doug's. 164 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:31,471 - I'm gonna take him to the hospital. - [ Coughing ] 165 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,407 Poor guy. Sick as a dog. 166 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,376 Woof. [ Coughing ] 167 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:39,046 Yeah. So, you work at Panco, huh? 168 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:42,115 That must be pretty exciting, right? You're probably pretty important. 169 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,417 I go through the accounting receipts. 170 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:49,256 All I'm saying is maybe we can help you get more of what you need, which is money. 171 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,725 Don't listen to her, sweetheart. These people got tongues of silk. 172 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,761 They can sell you the fleas off our dog. 173 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,829 I'm not trying to sell you nothin'. 174 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,765 I'm asking you. What do you need? 175 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,967 [ Dog Barking ] 176 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:03,336 Me? What do I need? Yeah. What do you need? 177 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,807 I'm hearing all these people calling, telling you they want this from you, they want that. 178 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:10,143 What do you need? What's gonna make you feel better? 179 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,813 What do you want? What do you think you deserve? 180 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,448 - What are you entitled to? - He needs to-- 181 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,985 You are gonna listen. 182 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,522 You're not gonna put him down. 183 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:25,826 You're not gonna tell him how he's failed. 184 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,796 Okay? 'Cause he gets it. 185 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,364 Why don't you just let him tell you what he needs? 186 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,004 What do you need, Bob? 187 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,708 I need my space. 188 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,176 Yeah. Good. 189 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:48,015 That's good. He needs space. Huh? How about you, Amber? 190 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:51,118 Jesus Christ. I don't know where to start. 191 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,821 - Well, start anywhere, sweetheart. - He forgot our anniversary. 192 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:58,558 Okay. All right. So you-- you need a gift. 193 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,494 Right? I'm thinking earrings. 194 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:05,198 Some nice earrings? Yeah. Yeah. I can see you in some really nice gold hoops. 195 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,467 - Okay. That's, like, 50 bucks. - 200. 196 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,103 You don't want none of that gold-plate shit, honey. You want the real thing. 197 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,605 - Anything else? - I need my Sundays off. 198 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,243 - I need a fan for the kitchen. - Fan. That's a hundred. 199 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,178 - I need cable. - Cable. Sixty-five a month. 200 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,881 - And I'm tired of Internet dial-up. - Yeah, high speed. 201 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:24,384 - And I need a vacation. - Vacation. Let's say Disneyland. A thousand apiece? 202 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,721 I really, really need a vacation. And I need to get my hair done. 203 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:31,024 And I need to be beautiful. 204 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:39,332 We got, uh, $6,158.87. 205 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:43,136 Round that up to a nice seven grand, and, uh, give you two a cushion. 206 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,305 Great. Okay. Is that everything? 207 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,107 I guess. 208 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:51,011 Okay, good. So, seven grand is what I'm gonna get you. 209 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,180 You're gonna give us seven grand? In cash. 210 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,515 - You just got to give us till midnight. - Well-- 211 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,051 What do you think, that we're stupid? 212 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,588 You go. 213 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,024 We'll keep the kids till you get back. 214 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,694 - By midnight. - I can't do it without my kids. 215 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,197 My children are integral to my operation. 216 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,835 - [ Snickers ] - I'll stay. 217 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,570 If they don't come back, you can shoot me. 218 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,273 I got nothing to lose. 219 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:24,511 I'm already gettin' a divorce and my daughter hates my guts. 220 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:29,482 All right. Y'all don't come back, the lady dies. 221 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,551 That clear? 222 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:34,888 - Now, get the hell out of here before I lose my nerve. - We love you, Nina. 223 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:38,225 We are coming back for you. 224 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,030 [ Door Opens ] Sit down. 225 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,198 Yeah. Okay. [ Door Shuts ] 226 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,268 Mom, where are we gonna get $7,000 in Blunt, Texas? 227 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,337 [ Dog Barking ] 228 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,305 I'm working on it. 229 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,286 You know, that football game is all we got. 230 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,555 Yeah. You're right, Mom. Game is where the action is. 231 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,558 It starts at 7:00. The buffers are gonna know we're not from around here. 232 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,626 So? We go to military school. 233 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,964 Yeah. Tell 'em we're just here for the game. Came back to support Carson. 234 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,466 - Who? - Carson Emery is last year's quarterback. 235 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:23,270 Shattered his knee. He's in college now, but his pro ball prospects don't look good. 236 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,338 - Are you thinking of the Spit and Shine? - Mm-hmm. 237 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,975 How many hero cars are we gonna find in Blunt, Texas? Only need one. 238 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:32,579 You know what? I really appreciate your input, but I'm gonna do this alone. 239 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,482 There's no way you're doing this by yourself. Yeah, no, I am. 240 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,685 'Cause it's been a while, 241 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,421 and, you know, you guys are a bit rusty. 242 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,225 Mom, we can do this. 243 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,828 You can't, okay? You can't go to jail. I can't have that. 244 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,831 - What about what you said? - What I said when? 245 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,734 Packin'. We split up. We come back together. We live our lives. 246 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,737 If this is how we wanna live, then this is how we gotta keep living, right? 247 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,573 We're still Travellers. 248 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,043 Screw 'em. Let's roll the dice. 249 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,312 [ Clicks Tongue ] 250 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,882 [ Sighs ] Well, I just can't believe you listened to me. 251 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,584 [ Laughs ] We love you too. 252 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,820 I can do a Last Wish. 253 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:17,057 Oh, honey. You don't have to do that. 254 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:20,327 - I don't want them to shoot Nina. - Hi there. 255 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,563 Welcome back, folks. You pay your bill and you walk away. Excuse me? 256 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,433 Shut your mouth. I saw you steal from that lady this morning. 257 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:30,470 You pay your bill and you walk away, and you never show your face here again. 258 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,946 Okay, now we're gonna screw 'em. 259 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,983 Nice to have you back. Supplies. What do we need? 260 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,118 We need signs. We need T-shirts. 261 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,353 Patriot gear. Red carpet. 262 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,455 - What else? - Raffle tickets. 263 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,323 Maybe a short skirt. 264 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,260 By 5:00, we got to get the Patriot lineup down. 265 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:56,429 - No problem. - I hate her. 266 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,832 [ Whirring ] 267 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:04,104 [ Whirring, Clanking ] 268 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,110 [ Whirring, Clanking Continue ] [ Dog Barking ] 269 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,117 I didn't know you Travellers bothered with divorce. 270 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,588 What? You said you were getting a divorce. 271 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,524 [ Whirring, Clanking ] 272 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,695 [ Sighs ] This has been the worst year of my life. 273 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,550 It's medical. 274 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,991 [ Inhales ] 275 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,427 To ease the pain. 276 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,466 [ Di Di ] Hey! 277 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,535 We're washing cars. [ Horn Honking ] 278 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,271 Shake it. Shake it. Come on. Feel like a whore. 279 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,374 Oh, good. Yeah. Okay. 280 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,044 All right, running back stats. 281 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,379 [ Sighs ] Robert Blagman. 282 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,215 1900 yards, 25 plays per game average. 283 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,052 Tight end stats? Hmm. Sam Sullivan. 284 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,054 1600 yards, 11 plays per game average. 285 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,056 You're gonna know that shit, right? 286 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,790 I know it. I got it. Okay, good. 287 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,560 Oh. Cougars fan, huh? Patriots. 288 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,862 Beautiful Escalade though, man. You want me to buff it out? 289 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:39,299 - If you go for a joyride, I'll wring your neck. - Done. Five dollars, please. 290 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,469 Make sure you get the grime that's caked under the mud caps. Thank you, sir. 291 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,208 That dickhead shortchanged me. 292 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:51,078 So? We got our hero car. 293 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:56,149 MaryBelle Johnson. 294 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,452 Eighty-seven years old. Beloved grandmother. 295 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:03,456 And it says here the funeral will be at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow. 296 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,894 Jesus. Do I have to spell everything out for you? You know what? 297 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,431 I personally am not in the habit of disposing of corpses, 298 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,634 so maybe I don't possess the corpse disposing finesse that you do. 299 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:19,306 We have to dig an extra three feet to create a false bottom. 300 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,641 Get it? 301 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,710 Get in. 302 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:28,014 - You don't get to order me around. - Ay, yi, yi. 303 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,250 [ Grunts ] 304 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,985 [ People Chattering ] 305 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,056 Man, we really are buffers. 306 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,626 [ Chuckling ] 307 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,229 [ People Cheering ] 308 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,097 [ Horns Honking ] 309 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,800 - What's up? - Nothing. 310 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,603 Don't tell me you're gonna miss Edenfalls that much. Come on. 311 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,541 No. I just-- You know, I didn't even get to say good-bye to Eric. 312 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,248 - I don't wanna just disappear, you know. - Call him. 313 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,284 Tell him, uh, Dad got transferred to Biloxi. 314 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,220 [ Laughs ] Yeah, that's what I'm gonna tell him... 315 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,989 to explain to him why I'm never gonna see him again. 316 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,759 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 317 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,827 I always thought he was kind of a douche. 318 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,532 Look, you're not gonna remember him in a week. 319 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,336 - [ Horns Honking ] - I promise. 320 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,208 Yeah, I guess. 321 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,711 Okay. Ready to go. 322 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,848 [ Grunts ] 323 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,651 This reminds me of that story... 324 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:42,222 about the, uh, scorpion and the goat, 325 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,357 where they wanna get across the river. 326 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:48,195 But the scorpion don't go with the goat, because he-- 327 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,931 Wait. No. There was also a cabbage. 328 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:56,503 Right. So the scorpion and the goat and the cabbage wanna get across the river. 329 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,206 A cabbage cannot want to get across a river. 330 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,076 - It's a story, Wayne. - A cabbage cannot want to get across a river. 331 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:09,048 It's a cabbage. That's the difference between a cabbage and you. 332 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:13,286 I know the difference between a cabbage and myself, Wayne. 333 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,055 You always talk to me like I'm a moron. 334 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:19,292 I am not a moron. 335 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:23,496 You know what your problem is, Wayne? You always think you're better than everyone else. 336 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:33,373 We're gonna bury Pete here, and then that's the end of our little collaboration. 337 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,376 I'm gonna get in my car. 338 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:40,947 I'm gonna drive a long way from here, and I'm never gonna see you again. 339 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,555 You've obviously forgotten about our mutually assured destruction. 340 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,823 Seems to me you could stay, 341 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,394 now that I've solved your little problem. 342 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,664 With Pete taken care of, 343 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:01,901 you could walk away with $13 million... 344 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,637 without battin' an eye. 345 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,174 Think about what you can do with $13 million. 346 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,911 You could buy a house. You could buy three houses. You could sail around the world. 347 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,981 You could have everything that you ever wanted for you... 348 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,418 and your precious family. 349 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,889 The body in that trunk is starting to smell, 350 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,891 and you and I both know what it smells like. 351 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,694 It smells like freedom, and it smells like money. 352 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,996 Hey. 353 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,065 I knew Pete, all right? 354 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,468 A few hours ago, he was a living, breathing person. 355 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,738 He sat in my house. He talked to me about his life. 356 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,574 I had dinner with him. [ Sighs ] 357 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:45,978 - I almost liked the guy. - He'll be dead whether you take the money or not. 358 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,149 - Shut up, Dale. - You know you're thinkin' about it. 359 00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,584 - Shut up. - Just like Doug Rich. 360 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,185 Shut the hell up! You did kill him. 361 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,722 It wasn't my fault. 362 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,359 [ Exhales ] 363 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,661 It was an accident. 364 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:05,231 Just like it was an accident that I killed Pete. 365 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:09,469 You bludgeoned him! You smashed his skull in with a hammer! 366 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:12,672 And I feel real bad about that, which is-- 367 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:16,876 which is why you and I are so alike. 368 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,048 We should probably get back to work. 369 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,485 Grave ain't gonna dig itself. 370 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,893 I wanna hear you, Patriots! [ Wayne's Voice ] Please leave a message. 371 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:38,230 Whoo! Patriots! Yeah! Yeah! 372 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,533 Wayne? Wayne! 373 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,436 Are you in Galveston yet? 374 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,938 We are stuck in Blunt, Texas! 375 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:49,108 Shit. Shit. 376 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,444 Oh, God. Look at my hands. 377 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:54,481 Do you have any more of that hand sanitizer shit? 378 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:58,184 'Cause these open sores, they can be really dangerous. 379 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:02,188 I could get an infection and die. [ Breathing Heavily ] 380 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:05,091 You're not gonna die from a blister. 381 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,695 Yeah. [ Grunts ] 382 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,564 Hugh says the viruses get in there, 383 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,700 they'll poison all your blood. 384 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,903 And viruses are everywhere. Mutants. 385 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,872 Can't, uh, kill 'em, 'cause they're resistant to everything. 386 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,509 He says it's 'cause of all the hormones that we give to cows-- 387 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,577 Will you help me? 388 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,847 So what do you think? 389 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,450 Yes, I think you will die of a virus. 390 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,785 I'm talking about all that money. 391 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,787 What if someone comes looking for him? 392 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,524 You said yourself he didn't have any friends. 393 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,726 He's got a mother. 394 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,829 Oh, shit. I didn't even think about his mother. 395 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,534 [ Grunts ] 396 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,869 [ Breathing Heavily ] 397 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:55,908 We should probably say a few words. 398 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,910 Yeah. 399 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,648 Dear Pete, 400 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,850 I'm sorry Dale bashed your brains in. 401 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,919 Amen. 402 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:13,325 Well, if somebody does come looking, you'll just spew some bullshit. 403 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,595 It's what you're good at. 404 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,366 I just want a little piece of the action, Wayne. 405 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:22,535 A little job at Panco. 406 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:25,505 Have some respect, for God's sakes. 407 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:41,287 ** [ Marching Band ] [ People Chattering ] 408 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:44,657 Hang in there, little guy. 409 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:49,529 Go, Patriots! Go! Go, Patriots! Go! Go, Patriots! Go! 410 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,064 Go, Patriots! Go! 411 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,100 What's your wish? 412 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,768 Um-- [ Mumbling ] 413 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,369 What? 414 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,806 I really wanna-- 415 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:02,909 It's okay, honey. Don't tire yourself out. 416 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:08,247 Oh, you are doing such a great job, okay? 417 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:10,349 Wheeze more. [ Wheezing ] 418 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:12,919 [ Wheezing ] 419 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,356 Ah, Christ. 420 00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:21,293 Ha. You really gotta scrub. That dirt really gets caked in there. 421 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:25,765 [ Dahlia's Voice ] Wayne? We're in trouble. We're in real bad trouble. 422 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,934 We're stuck in Blunt, Texas, 423 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,436 and Nina's being held hostage by some crazy guy with a gun. 424 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:32,539 You gotta get-- [ Beeps ] 425 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:37,243 You want some water for your hands? 426 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,080 [ Door Shuts, Engine Starts ] 427 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,082 [ Tires Squeal ] 428 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:47,787 [ Wayne ] Dahlia? Dahlia, you still in Blunt? 429 00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:51,290 I hope you're there. I fixed the R.V. 430 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:53,726 I got delayed, but I'm on my way. 431 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,563 [ Sighs ] Okay. [ Beeps ] 432 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:02,101 [ Breathing Heavily ] 433 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:07,540 [ Sighs ] The worst part was the alpacas. 434 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:09,976 I didn't know Travellers had alpacas. 435 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,644 They were Jim's. 436 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:14,647 Jim and his goddamn alpacas. 437 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:17,149 Why did Jim have alpacas? 438 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,518 Oh! I don't know. 439 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:21,988 For the wool? 440 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:24,957 [ Laughing ] 441 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,493 He's gay. 442 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,729 [ Shrieks ] 443 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:32,699 Them gays and their goddamn wool. [ Laughing ] 444 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:35,534 Oh, I don't care that he's gay. 445 00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:39,739 I'm happy for him. I'm happy he's happy. 446 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,976 But everything he told me was a lie. 447 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,713 When he said he loved me, that was a lie. 448 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:51,951 When he told me I was beautiful, that was a lie too. 449 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:54,754 I think you're beautiful. 450 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,758 [ Laughs ] You don't have to say that. 451 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:02,161 [ Chuckles ] I mean it. 452 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,770 Well, I feel invisible. 453 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:15,441 Yeah. I know what you mean. 454 00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:19,211 [ Inhales ] Ever since Desert Storm, 455 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:22,281 I-- I lie around while the world passes me by. 456 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:26,052 [ Exhales ] Just didn't feel like I was good enough. 457 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:29,656 Like I don't-- Like I don't deserve to be loved. 458 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,361 That is just so wrong, Bob. 459 00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:40,532 I'm sorry. 460 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,670 I've been such a bitch to you. 461 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,075 You have such nice fingers, Bob. 462 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,786 Would you excuse us for a minute? 463 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,690 Don't mind me. 464 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:06,358 Don't go anywhere, all right? 465 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:13,966 [ Chuckles ] I wouldn't wanna have to blow your head off at this point in the game. 466 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,441 [ Door Closes ] 467 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:26,378 [ Fans Cheering ] 468 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,881 Hey. What are you doing? 469 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:32,518 What do you mean? What does it look like we're doing? Didn't Sally talk to you? 470 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:35,321 - Yeah, it's for the raffle. - So Carson can get his knee surgery. 471 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:38,390 - Whoever wins gets a brand-new Escalade. - Well, who donated the car? 472 00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:42,494 Well, let's just say it's a member of the Blunt football family. 473 00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:44,596 You know, takes a village. 474 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,266 Don't you want Carson to play again? 475 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:52,638 - How much are tickets? - Tickets are 20 bucks. 476 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:55,241 [ Sighs ] 477 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,576 [ Bills Rustling ] 478 00:27:57,643 --> 00:28:00,012 Excuse me. Thank you. 479 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,619 [ Beeping ] 480 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,789 [ Line Ringing ] 481 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:12,624 Okay, now, here's what I want you to do. 482 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:17,096 Spit on it and rub it on this here Carson Emery-signed football for luck. 483 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:19,766 Sweet. So what do you think of Carson's chances? 484 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:22,068 You really think he could start for T.C.U.? That's what we're hoping. 485 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:26,272 - It's the best surgery we got. - It's a new experimental surgery at Johns Hopkins. 486 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,908 So if the surgery works, the sky's the limit. 487 00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:31,010 [ Buzzing ] So thank you so much for helping. 488 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,945 God, that's a hundred dollars. You want five tickets? 489 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:35,782 [ Beeping ] [ Line Ringing ] 490 00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:37,784 [ Wayne ] Hello. Hello. Who's this? 491 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:41,087 Uh, Doug. I mean Wayne. 492 00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:44,323 Nina, where are you? [ Moaning ] 493 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,327 [ Amber ] Oh, yeah! 494 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,930 [ Moaning ] 495 00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:56,202 [ Door Closes ] [ Amber Moaning ] 496 00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:02,842 [ Fans Cheering ] 497 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,112 [ Whistle Blows ] 498 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:11,117 - Forty, 60, 80. 6400. - Plus whatever Sam got. 499 00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:14,954 Let's get Sam and get the hell out of here before that kid comes looking for his Escalade. 500 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:17,156 Hey. 501 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:20,392 What gives? Heard you guys were raising money for me. 502 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:25,264 Oh, good God. I thought you said he was still in college. 503 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:27,133 [ Laughs ] Wow. 504 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,435 Wow. Carson, it's such an honor... 505 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,503 that you came to the game. 506 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:35,141 Yeah. I never like to miss a big game. Yeah, no, no. Me either. 507 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:37,776 I love watching you score. 508 00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:39,245 [ Chuckles ] I do. 509 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,413 God, do you remember that game last September? 510 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,783 Six seconds to go. Patriots are down 45 to 41, 511 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,919 and you threw that unbelievable pass. 512 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,088 The 15-yard line. You remember that? 513 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,657 There was a lot of luck involved. No, that wasn't luck. 514 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:55,261 That was a miracle. I almost cried. 515 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,997 Okay, let's get Sam. We'll circle back for Di Di. 516 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:01,533 I remember them. I knew it was you... 517 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,702 the minute I heard some assholes were selling raffle tickets. 518 00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:06,272 Hey, grab 'em! These people are frauds! 519 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:09,808 They are using the good name of Carson Emery to steal your money! 520 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,911 They're not even Patriot fans! 521 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:16,382 - Hey! Stop hitting my kid! - There's no experimental surgery, is there? 522 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:19,285 - No. Look, there's still hope. - Shut up, you Traveller bitch! 523 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:21,487 We got you six grand. Shut up! 524 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,891 No! Please don't touch him! 525 00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:33,765 Hey, come on. Leave him alone! 526 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,434 [ People Shouting ] 527 00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:41,573 Shit. 528 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:47,046 Just stay there. 529 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:51,417 - Get off-- - [ Groans ] 530 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,886 Don't hit him! Stop it! 531 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,588 - Get off! - Cael! 532 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:03,762 - No! - [ Wayne ] Everybody freeze! This is the F.B.I.! 533 00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:08,100 All right, this is an F.B.I. operation. Everybody stand down. 534 00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:11,837 Sir, put the bat down. Put it down. 535 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:15,507 I want you, you and you against the fence. These three. Come on! Move it! Move it! 536 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:17,743 Let's go! Come on, missy. Assume the position. 537 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,913 These people are Travellers. There are more in the stadium. 538 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:24,383 Watch out for them. Watch for your wallets. Watch for your bags. 539 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:27,753 This is an F.B.I. operation. There are other agents in the stadium. 540 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:30,856 Everyone go back to the game. Just relax and enjoy yourselves. 541 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:33,659 I've got the woman and the two kids. 542 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:38,864 Hands behind the back, missy. The show's over here. Well done, everybody. Excellent. 543 00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:42,201 - All right, you three, let's head this way. - Sir, could you grab my purse? 544 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:44,536 - Thank you. - We're going to the north fence. 545 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:48,074 We are going to the north exit. All right. Show's over, kids. 546 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:51,043 Everyone back to the game. We're out of here. F.B.I. operation. 547 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,245 Okay? We know what we're doing here. 548 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:56,715 - Come on. - Oh, my God. 549 00:31:56,782 --> 00:32:00,619 - Come on. - Jesus, Cael, you're bleeding like a stuck pig. 550 00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:02,688 - [ Dahlia ] Put your head back. Put it back. - Is it broken? 551 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,224 [ Dahlia ] I don't know. Let me see. I don't think so. 552 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:08,995 We just got rusty. Our skills got real rusty. 553 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:14,400 [ Di Di ] Sam. 554 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:17,003 Jesus. 555 00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:21,940 Let's go. Go. Come on, baby. 556 00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:24,143 Okay, hit it, Wayne. 557 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:29,415 - We got to get our timing back. - Aw, Chri-- 558 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:31,450 Would you stop moving your head around, please? 559 00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:39,791 How did you find us? How did you find her? I found him, and we found you. 560 00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:42,228 - [ Sirens Blaring ] - Using our charm and powers of persuasion. 561 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,396 How's it going, Di Di? 562 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,637 It's good. 563 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:54,540 Dad, I think the 55 is about a mile up ahead. 564 00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:57,976 - But we got to give the Days the seven grand. - They held us at gunpoint. 565 00:32:58,044 --> 00:33:00,312 But if we don't, they're gonna think all Travellers are scum. 566 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,149 - [ Cael ] Gee, why would they think that? - [ Dahlia ] You know what? 567 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,717 Sam's right. A deal's a deal. We got to go back. 568 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:08,187 Hon, I think Bob and Amber are gonna be just fine. 569 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:11,823 Yeah? Shit! We forgot Mama. Make a left right here. 570 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:16,028 - She's not your mama. - I'm not leaving my mama to rot with some Jew-hatin' rednecks. 571 00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:18,830 - Now, make that left. - She's not a Jew. 572 00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:20,832 Oh, yeah. She is a Jew. Okay. 573 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:23,502 You're not Cherien. 574 00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:25,737 Okay, Mama, let's get out of here. 575 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,939 I hear you've been a bad mama. 576 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,276 Oh, thank you, Doug. 577 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:33,512 Ooh. You don't need that no more, Mama. 578 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:38,550 [ Tires Screeching ] 579 00:33:57,736 --> 00:33:59,771 Oh, God. 580 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,508 I thought they were gonna kill Cael back there. I really did. 581 00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:04,543 He'll be okay. 582 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:08,980 You weren't there when that freak held a gun right to his head. 583 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,417 I never used to get scared. 584 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:14,286 That's the thing. That's the thing that messed up my timing. 585 00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:20,526 What happened with Pete? 586 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:25,797 - Did he take the money? - Pete went home. 587 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:30,136 He went home? He took the money? 588 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:32,771 Sam was right. Money makes the world go round. 589 00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:35,274 I knew it. I told you. 590 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:41,947 What? Oh, you think it's safe to go back now? 591 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:45,884 Aw, Jesus Christ, Wayne. Don't be stupid. He gonna want more. 592 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:51,157 You think that's his price? Forty grand? He gonna own us. 593 00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:54,893 That's the thing. The minute you get what you think you want, you always want more. 594 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,995 He's not gonna want more. 595 00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:59,965 [ Dahlia ] Everybody wants more. Everybody. Soon as we get back. 596 00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:02,100 Wait a second. We're going back to Edenfalls? [ Cael ] No, no. 597 00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:04,069 Dad, we can't keep being the Riches. 598 00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:05,704 He gonna own our goddamn souls. 599 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:12,278 Look, do I look like I'm driving back? 600 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:16,848 I mean, we said Mexico. We're going to Mexico. 601 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,322 Okay? 602 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:28,327 Okay. 603 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:54,052 Adios. 604 00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:57,523 What? That's all the Spanish I know. 605 00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,891 "Adios" and "Gracias." 606 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,428 I'm pretty sure they speak a lot of English in Mexico. 607 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,497 How do you know? You've never been there. 608 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:10,636 Where we gonna live? How we gonna get money? 609 00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:12,604 Live in the R.V. 610 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,774 You know, make money like we always did. 611 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,909 You gonna con in Spanish? 612 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:21,613 Sí, senorita. You can't con in Spanish. 613 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,850 Hell, I can barely con in English anymore apparently. 614 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:27,519 Well, we'll make do. We always do. 615 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:31,790 You know, we could keep paying him off. 616 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:35,160 - Jesus, Ma. We're not going back to Edenfalls. - Just sayin' it's possible. 617 00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:36,895 Okay. Then what? I don't know. 618 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:40,566 We'll see what happens, just see how it rides. 619 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:43,101 So we-- we roll the dice? 620 00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:45,637 - In Edenfalls? - Well, shit, Cael, what's your better idea? 621 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:47,606 Take our chances in some shit-hole... 622 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,908 and you get your ass beat every day by some townies? 623 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:52,077 Who knows? Next place we go, you might actually get killed. 624 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:54,880 At least we'll be doing something we wanna do... 625 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:57,783 instead of sitting around in Edenfalls, turning into a bunch of rich assholes. 626 00:36:57,849 --> 00:37:00,719 Now, situations can change, you know. 627 00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:04,856 What do you mean? 628 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,525 Well, 629 00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:10,896 I... wasn't gonna tell you this, but... 630 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,964 there is another way. 631 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:19,571 I saw Hugh last night, and he's got one of these big deals closing. 632 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:22,641 [ Clicks Tongue ] He's always got some big-ass deal going on. 633 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,511 Yeah, but it's a hundred and fifty million, 634 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:28,447 and my cut would be 13. 635 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:32,884 Million? That's right. 636 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:34,420 Thirteen million dollars? 637 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:38,824 It's a land deal. If everything goes right, it should be a few months. 638 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:42,127 If Pete's a problem, then we'll just pay him off again. 639 00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:45,431 So why the hell are we going to Mexico? 640 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:50,101 What about Dale? What the hell is he doing in Edenfalls, and what does he want from us? 641 00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:51,737 I'll deal with Dale. 642 00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:55,441 Maybe we could buy a house on an island. 643 00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:59,177 For $13 million, we can get our own castle in Ireland. 644 00:37:59,244 --> 00:38:02,714 - This real? - Yeah. I saw the papers. 645 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:05,216 All we gotta do is be the Riches for a few months. 646 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:10,088 Deal closes, we cash in, check out and adios, just like any other con. 647 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:11,923 Thirteen million dollars. 648 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:15,627 Well, then we wouldn't always have to be running. 649 00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:18,397 We wouldn't always have to be scared of every redneck cop. 650 00:38:18,464 --> 00:38:20,766 Every man has his price, huh? 651 00:38:22,601 --> 00:38:24,503 No. It's not about that, Cael. 652 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,505 No? What's it about? 653 00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:29,508 It's about being free. 654 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,556 So which way? 655 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:47,325 * We expected something Something better than before * 656 00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:51,930 * We expected something more * 657 00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:56,435 * Do you really think you can just put it in a safe behind a painting * 658 00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:59,304 * Lock it up and leave * 659 00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:03,742 * Do you really think you can just put it in a safe behind a painting * 660 00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:07,646 - * Lock it up and leave * - Okay. 661 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:10,982 * Walk away now * 662 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:14,820 * And you're gonna start a war * 663 00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:25,397 * Whatever went away I'll get it over now * 664 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:28,567 * I'll get money I'll get funny again * 665 00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:32,571 * Whatever went away I'll get it over now * 666 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:37,576 Wayne Malloy's got himself a hundred and fifty million dollar deal. 667 00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:40,479 * Walk away now * 668 00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:43,014 * And you're gonna start a war * 669 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,393 * Walk away now * 670 00:39:55,461 --> 00:39:58,497 * And you're gonna start a war **