1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:03,604 Previously on The Riches. 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:07,007 - Pete. - And where the hell is my best friend, Doug Rich? 3 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:10,111 You can't bribe Pete. I have to try. 4 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:13,214 What did you do with Pete? You-You killed him. 5 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:15,349 I hit him, and then-- But he fought back. 6 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,685 You smashed his skull in with a hammer! 7 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,988 -And I feel real bad about that. -What if someone comes looking for him? 8 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,523 You said he didn't have any friends. 9 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,958 - He's got a mother. - I didn't even think about his mother. 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,628 - [ Dahlia ] What happened with Pete? - [ Sam ] Did he take the money? 11 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:31,632 He's fine. Everything's all right. Pete went home. 12 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:36,270 Look at this. Bayou Hills. It's the deal of a lifetime, Doug. 13 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:40,108 A hundred and fifty million. And you cash in on 13 million. 14 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:43,777 - Thirteen million dollars? - All we gotta do is be the Riches for a few months. 15 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:48,015 Deal closes, we cash in, check out and adios, just like any other con. 16 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:49,550 [ Eamon ] So what do you got for me? 17 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:51,785 I got Wayne Malloy wrapped around my little finger. 18 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:55,856 Bollocks. Wayne Malloy would never give you that job. He's not stupid. 19 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:58,492 - [ Gasps ] - Jesus! 20 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:02,863 I want you to tell Wayne to get me a job at Panco, 21 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,633 or you're going back to prison. 22 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:09,303 - So that's our new mail boy, huh? - Guess so. 23 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,072 I'm scared all the time. Of what, darlin'? 24 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:15,609 I don't know. I just got a feelin' somethin' bad's gonna happen. 25 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:18,646 Holy mother of shit. It's Eamon Quinn. 26 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,282 - I think you oughta leave. - Little Ginny Dannegan. 27 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:25,319 It's my fault that Dale could do this to us. 28 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:31,292 I'm Dahlia Malloy, and I'm, uh-- I'm a parole violator. 29 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,133 You heard I was cool? 30 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,802 Yeah. Mark said you were cool. 31 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,838 Mark who? Mark from the A.A. 32 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:47,007 Mark from the A.A.? 33 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:52,446 Yeah, he said you understand how life could get real complicated. 34 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:56,750 And, um-- Well, see, my life is real complicated. 35 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,886 I, um-- 36 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:04,325 I d-- I didn't check in with my parole officer before I left Alabama. 37 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:07,428 You got out of jail when? 38 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,231 Three months ago. [ Scoffs ] 39 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:12,433 But I wanted to get in touch with him. I did. 40 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:15,636 I-- You see, my husband, he's a drinker. 41 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:20,908 And he left me when I was in jail, and he took my kids, and-- 42 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,412 Well, I've-I've been looking for him ever since, here in Louisiana. 43 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:28,782 And I was desperate, because my son, he's-- 44 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:32,085 Well, he takes a medication that my husband, he doesn't accept. 45 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,723 You know, he's in denial that my child is very, very sick, that he has-- 46 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,959 He has cancer. 47 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:43,497 No. He has-- He has a real rare blood disease. 48 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:47,668 It's when your immune system turns on your blood. 49 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:49,503 Called? 50 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:54,708 Jesus Christ. I'm so sick of the bullshit. No, no. N-No-- It's called-- 51 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:57,010 It's called hemoblastonoma. Clark! 52 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,512 Yeah? No. Come on! 53 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,914 - Parole violator. - No. 54 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:04,184 - Outstanding warrant. - You can't do this! I'm honest! 55 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:07,555 I came here of my own free will. You can't do this to me. I want a lawyer! 56 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:11,525 You do now, huh? For what? So he can look up "hemoblastonoma"? 57 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,328 - [ Handcuffs Clicking ] - The one thing I hate... 58 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:18,098 is when somebody looks me in the eye and bullshits me. 59 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,067 Because it disrespects me. 60 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:24,104 I didn't mean no disrespect. Don't even start! Jesus Christ. 61 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:27,308 I wish one of you people had the guts to look me in the eye and say, 62 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,377 "You know what? I screwed up. 63 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:33,547 "Not because my kid was sick or my mother was dying, 64 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:38,185 but because I'm a lowlife, and screwing up is what I do!" 65 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:41,722 [ Scoffs ] "And I'm sorry." 66 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,791 I am sorry! 67 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:46,460 It's just what I am. 68 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,396 I wanted to tell you the truth. 69 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,799 I swear to God, on Jesus on the cross, I wanted to tell you the truth. 70 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,667 I was just scared to. 71 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:57,371 I just want a chance. You know? 72 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,840 Change my life. 73 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:03,411 And I want to stop lying. 74 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:09,583 [ Sniffles ] But it's really-- It's damn hard to stop lying. 75 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,752 [ Sobs ] 76 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:14,955 And it just-- It eats up your soul and it destroys you... 77 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:17,658 and it destroys everyone around you who you love. 78 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:21,762 [ Exhales ] Shit. [ Sucks Tongue ] 79 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:24,632 You got 24 hours. 80 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,267 Okay? 81 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:31,038 What's it, uh, 6:42? 82 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:35,142 You got till 6:42 tomorrow to get your skinny ass a real job... 83 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:39,613 and a real place to live with written proof and references I can visit in person. 84 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:44,752 You can show up at that job for a month, 85 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:48,288 maybe I'll take over your file. 86 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,891 Thank you, Officer. You won't regret it. 87 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:54,762 You don't call me in 24 hours with a job and a place to live, 88 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,598 I'll send your mug shot out to every cop in Louisiana, 89 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:01,301 and you will be hunted down. 90 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,038 - We clear? - Yes, sir. 91 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,642 [ Handcuffs Clicking ] 92 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:25,393 [ Man On Radio ] Roughly eight percent of the 3,000 public school teachers... 93 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,761 in St. Tammany Parish leave every year, 94 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:32,132 so hiring 250 to 300 new teachers is quite routine. 95 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:35,536 But this year the parish has a few critical needs. [ Groans ] Oh-- 96 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:38,238 Nationwide, there's a shortage of special education teachers, 97 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,974 so we're gonna be targeting that area-- [ Continues, Indistinct ] 98 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:44,277 Aw, hell. 99 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,415 Dahlia, you are a moron. 100 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,586 [ Wayne ] Gentlemen, this is the right plan. We invite-- 101 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,254 Wayne! 102 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:57,057 ...people for this opportunity. 103 00:05:57,124 --> 00:06:00,360 Wayne? Considering our relationship with the mayor's office, 104 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:03,764 we are going to secure-- Wayne. 105 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:06,166 Jesus Christ. You scared the shit out of me. 106 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,602 I gotta talk to you. 107 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:12,239 I didn't hear you come in last night. 108 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:16,944 Well, I was at Hugh's till almost 1:00. 109 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,146 Just gettin' ready for that investors' meeting? 110 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,783 Yeah. And-- Kinda. 111 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:26,186 He thinks that Gi Gi stole his mojo. 112 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:30,758 Had to try and talk him into the idea that his mojo was actually in the deal. 113 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,861 I thought they had investors for like a hundred and fifty million. 114 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:37,965 Out on the golf course. Apparently they haven't signed yet. 115 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:43,103 So, I was up all night trying to memorize 55 pages of real estate bullshit. 116 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,473 Now I gotta go in early so Aubrey can drill me... 117 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:49,677 on the Growth and Conservation Act 2006-- Wayne, I gotta talk to you. 118 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,846 Okay, so I did somethin' stupid. 119 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,382 Oh-- I mean, it came from a good place. 120 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,585 I think you'll understand, but I'm just-- 121 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,587 This parole thing is just hanging over my head, 122 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,555 and I've been thinking I'm sick of being scared. 123 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,491 I-I-I-- There nothin' to be scared of. 124 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,494 Can we talk about this when we get to work? We're gonna talk about it now. 125 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,429 Can't talk about it at work. I'm not goin' to work today. No, no. 126 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:12,432 No, you're going to work today early in case something goes wrong. 127 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,903 What? This is the setup to the whole deal. 128 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,174 Dahlia, we need to do this together, 129 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,376 and I can't do it without you. 130 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,178 Dad, there's a security guard out front. 131 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,781 He's real pissed off about Cael's tent and fire. 132 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,618 What? 133 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,554 Okay, that-- I need to talk to you. 134 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:39,993 - The hell is going on? - Hey. Uh, I'm really sorry, 135 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,796 but unauthorized bonfires are prohibited by the homeowners' association. 136 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,065 Cael, what's with the tent? 137 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,802 He doesn't want to live in the house anymore. 138 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:52,906 [ Sighs ] Talking to you, Cael. 139 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,242 Cael, why are you living in a tent in the yard? 140 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:01,281 - He thinks the house is stealing our souls. - It's just that Rule Five... 141 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:04,518 of the homeowners' code, um, prohibits unsightly yard structures. 142 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:07,387 You see, Cael? You're breaking Rule Five. Take down the tent. 143 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,790 Holy shit, he's obeyin' Rule Five. 144 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,092 Take the tent down, Cael. 145 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:22,603 I am about to nail the biggest deal of my life, and I do not need this shit from you, 146 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,973 because I am working my ass off, okay, and I have put everything on the line for this family. 147 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,678 All right. Thanks, Cap'n Crunch. 148 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,980 We got it from here. Okay? Okay. 149 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,950 What is your problem? 150 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,152 Haven't you caused enough trouble around here? 151 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,889 Jesus Christ, Cael. The world does not revolve around you! 152 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,028 [ Alarm Chirps ] 153 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:55,769 Ho! Just the man I was lookin' for. You were right, Doug. 154 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,606 I got in bed last night, and I did not get in bed alone. 155 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:02,509 [ Chuckles ] Hey there, sugar tits. 156 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:06,013 Ooh, built like a brick shit-house. 157 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:12,019 Mm-hmm. Got in bed with this smokin' hot deal memo. 158 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:16,356 So the deal talked to you, huh? 159 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:22,262 Hundred and fifty million dollars. You were so right, Doug. 160 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:25,799 I started to think about just how big a number a hundred and fifty million really is. 161 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,168 Felt some action right in my pants. 162 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,940 I mean, nothin' makes you hard like knowing you're about to gross more money... 163 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,776 than the G.D.P. of half a dozen shit-bag African countries. 164 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:39,446 Am I right? [ Chuckles ] Just like you said, Doug. Right? 165 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:42,115 [ Whispering ] I never said that. Nobody steals my mojo. 166 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,319 Nope. You do your due diligence on our investors? 167 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,990 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] I did, and I'm a little worried about Minkov. 168 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,059 Why? He's in for 40 mil. Exactly. 169 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,394 He goes squirrelly and bails on us, we're up shit's creek. 170 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,363 No, no, no. He's not gonna bail. 171 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,599 His goddamn ambulance company's being investigated for misuse of Medicare funds. 172 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,002 Which I'm also a little worried about. 173 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,838 He could be laundering money. So? 174 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:08,809 So I'm just saying he's Russian. When we get in there, don't go all Hugh on him. 175 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,914 "Don't go all Hugh on him"? What the hell is that supposed to mean? 176 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:17,017 That means don't piss him off. 177 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,687 Well, now why would I piss him off? 178 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,055 His money's real, and he needs us. 179 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,291 Ambulance company got a lot of bad press. 180 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,594 They dumped some homeless lady out on the street. 181 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:32,833 Well, that's great. We'll pitch him that this deal will be great press for him. 182 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,935 You know? Because we're gonna revitalize the community. 183 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:38,138 Create jobs, growth, opportunity. He'll be a local hero. 184 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,407 That's good. [ Woman On Phone ] Mr. Minkov is here. 185 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,210 He'd like to see you before the meeting. All right. All right. 186 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:47,915 Come on. Let's go put the screws to that Russki mother. 187 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,718 Okay, let's see what we have here. 188 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:58,058 Ah, so you've been convicted of a felony. 189 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,393 Oh, yeah. It was just a white collar thing. 190 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,964 You know. I did some time. It was just two years in jail. 191 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,666 Yeah, I-- That could-- 192 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,902 Should I not have checked that box? 193 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,071 I just wanted to be honest and up front with y'all, 194 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,907 'cause my parole officer will be calling, and, you know-- 195 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,909 Is it gonna be a problem? 196 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:18,045 Yeah. It's just, uh-- 197 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,148 Well, my boss kind of has a bug up his ass about criminals. 198 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,285 I'm not a criminal. I've been rehabilitated. 199 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,155 Yeah, he worries y'all might relapse near the cash register. 200 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,424 How am I supposed to live an honest life... 201 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,494 if the minute I'm honest on an application, you won't hire me? 202 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:37,497 Sorry. Oh, you know what? 203 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,800 I don't wanna work here anyhow. 204 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:44,938 Know why? 'Cause your macchiato's got too much goddamn foam in it! 205 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,375 There he is! There he is! 206 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,477 Ha, ha! Ho! 207 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,512 [ Both Laugh ] 208 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:55,749 Felix, you son of a bitch. Whoa! You give me the tongue, I'll wring your neck. 209 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:59,920 Hugh, Hugh. Never stop being an asshole, please. [ Both Laugh ] 210 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,489 Felix, I want you to meet my partner, Doug Rich. 211 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,325 Pleasure. Pleasure. Oh, I heard so much of the famous Doug Rich. 212 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,294 Well, I wouldn't believe everything that Hugh tells you. 213 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,163 Hugh? Nah. No, no, my partner, Barry Stone. 214 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,632 Uh, he's stuck in traffic. He's gonna be here any minute. 215 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,667 Mmm. Mmm. 216 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,703 Barry Stone? Yeah. 217 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,807 Barry Stone? Oh, yeah, Barry Stone. 218 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:23,811 Now, where on earth-- But, uh-- 219 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,879 Princeton. Princeton. 220 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,882 Princeton, class of '85. Oh, my God! Pr-- 221 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,252 Class of '85. Oh, my God. Barry Stone. 222 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,989 All right. All right. Let's get this thing started. Okay. 223 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,827 [ Hugh ] Oh, ho. Small world, isn't it? Goddamn. 224 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,238 What you doin'? 225 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,941 Nothin'. 226 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,877 Hey, why aren't you in school? I came home. 227 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,946 I'm droppin' out too, I decided. 228 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,282 Don't be an idiot. You love school. 229 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:06,753 You love having friends and studyin'. 230 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,389 Those stupid standardized tests. 231 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,996 I'm not lettin' you leave, Cael. 232 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:23,003 [ Exhales ] So... 233 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,438 let's just-- let's go somewhere. 234 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,708 Except we don't have any money. 235 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:32,679 Let's bump into some housewives at the mall, make a couple hundred bucks easy. 236 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,315 Yeah. Yeah, I guess. 237 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,186 Um-- 238 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,322 I just... don't want to steal. 239 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,664 That's okay. 240 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,467 You know, we'll do a Molly Brannigan. 241 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,804 - Come on. You always loved doin' Molly Brannigans. - In Edenfalls? 242 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,908 Yeah. In Edenfalls at the mall. 243 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,444 Okay. 244 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:09,082 What do you mean I'm not in keeping with your corporate image? 245 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,219 Juggs is a very specific brand. 246 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,287 Ooh. Hey. 247 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,924 Thanks, Erin. 248 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:20,593 [ Chuckles ] Uh, but the Juggs girl is wholesome and all-American. 249 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,096 She's, uh, bubbly and outgoing. 250 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,198 She's the cowgirl next door. 251 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:29,769 And a, uh, hardened convicted felon is way off-brand. 252 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:33,506 I'm not a hardened convicted felon. I'm the cowgirl next door. 253 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,742 Not according to this. 254 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,877 You know, I committed one crime. One. 255 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,647 I stole some money on a fake piece of plastic, I did my time, 256 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,816 and you're telling me that I'm not good enough to flash my tits... 257 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,420 - at some moron eatin' a hamburger? - [ Cell Phone Buzzes ] 258 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,790 [ Wayne ] Where are you? Geez, I'm comin' in. Would you keep your hair on? 259 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,792 We got a situation here. 260 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:56,096 One of these guys went to Princeton with Doug Rich, and he's on his way here. 261 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,932 Wayne, I gotta talk to you. I got a serious problem. 262 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,568 No, I've got a serious problem. I've called Sammi, 263 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:05,138 and he is going through Doug's stuff to see if he can find anything on this guy. 264 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:09,709 But I need you to be here to distract him long enough till I can figure out who he is. 265 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,279 [ Sighs ] Shit. 266 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,982 Okay, um-- 267 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,117 I'll be in in 10 minutes. 268 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,555 I thought you said you were on the inside. 269 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,424 [ Dale ] I am in. 270 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,895 I'm in the nerve center. 271 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,131 So where's Wayne Malloy, huh? 272 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,066 You said you were gonna bring him to me. 273 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,136 I am. I am all over his ass. 274 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,771 But you can't even get into a goddamn meeting. 275 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,408 It's a-- [ Sighs ] 276 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,544 It's a very high-level meeting with billionaires and such. 277 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,946 You know what I hate, Dale? 278 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,516 When somebody feeds me a line of shit. 279 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,819 All right. All right. All right. Uh-- 280 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,855 I'll pull a few strings. I'll get in. 281 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,091 I am in the loop. 282 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,228 As we all know, in 2005, Hurricane Katrina... 283 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,596 laid waste to the great city of New Orleans. 284 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,866 Whole parts of the city are still in ruins. 285 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:11,304 Now it's time to rebuild. Want to talk about our vision, Doug? 286 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,473 Absolutely. 287 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,811 So, what we are planning... 288 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:22,782 is a development that will be a tribute to its Louisiana heritage. 289 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:27,120 Not just houses and a golf course, but an actual town center... 290 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,323 that will be an exact replica of the French Quarter. 291 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,592 Except not in New Orleans. 292 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:37,364 Exactly. We are making a new New Orleans right here in Ducaine. 293 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,967 It will be called Bayou Hills. 294 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,237 Two hundred acres of brand-new houses, 295 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,973 starting at $1.2 million. 296 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,908 [ Felix ] Excuse me, Doug. Uh-- 297 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,444 Now, you cleared up the problems with the zoning permits, right? 298 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,746 Hundred percent, Felix. [ Clears Throat ] 299 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:57,884 We got clearance to build on a former state park. Pristine real estate. 300 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:02,655 All we have to do is make 10% of the homes affordable housing for the Katrina refugees. 301 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,325 Obviously, they'll have their own parks and pools. 302 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:08,928 The point is, we are helping people here restart their lives. 303 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:12,999 We're not just making money. We are revitalizing an entire community. 304 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,135 - [ Woman ] Go right in. - [ Felix ] Oh! It's Barry. 305 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,904 Barry? Yeah. 306 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:21,674 Excellent. I have some legal documents that I'd like everyone just to check out. 307 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,812 They're on my desk. I will just get them and be back-- right back-- for Barry. 308 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,148 - Excuse me one second, gentlemen. - There you go. 309 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,517 Thank you. I'm very sorry. 310 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,886 I'm dead. He's comin' in-- the guy from Princeton. 311 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,323 Oh. How well did he know Doug? 312 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,691 Well, let's hope it was a big class. 313 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,394 Okay, hey, I gotta talk to you about somethin'. 314 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:45,132 Um, I'm in kind of a situation, and I gotta find another job. 315 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,701 What? Well, no-no. I know it sounds bad. 316 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,304 But I'm really trying to get us out from underneath this thing. 317 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,441 I keep thinking, if I just get clear of this parole violation-- Are you crazy? 318 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,810 With the biggest deal in our lives about to blow up in our faces? 319 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,746 Okay. 320 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,949 You better focus here. 321 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,285 This guy can bring us both down. 322 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,953 All right? Okay. 323 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,621 All right. 324 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,623 [ Typing ] 325 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,828 1,760,000 entries for Barry Stone. Shit. 326 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,231 "Barry Stone, C.P.A." "Barry Stone, dermatologist." 327 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,833 "Barry Stone, C.P.A." "Barry Stone... for all your sewage needs." 328 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,336 Sammi, give your mom everything you got on Barry Stone. 329 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,806 - Hey. - I-I can't find anything. 330 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,941 - Oh, sh-- What about a yearbook? - "Princeton Univers--" 331 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,144 Well, I don't see one. 332 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:35,148 What about a newspaper, Sam? Like a Princeton newspaper. Like-- Keep lookin'. 333 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,717 What the friggin' goddamn hell are you doin'? 334 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,019 Minkov's reamin' my ass on legal technicalities, 335 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:43,756 and Barry Stone is gonna lose his shit if he doesn't see his old friend Doug. 336 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,459 Now get your ass in there and reconnect. 337 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,468 Here's the Dougmeister. Hey! 338 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,472 Barry. 339 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,975 Doug? Oh, my God. You look completely different. 340 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,011 I-I'd have never recognized you. 341 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,846 - [ Both Laugh ] - [ Barry ] Hey. 342 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:10,049 Hi, Hugh. [ Wayne ] Oh, my God, we must be getting old. 343 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:13,553 River of life, man. [ Barry ] Why, yeah. I might have-- 344 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:17,457 I might have lost a few hairs and put on a couple of pounds of-- 345 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,126 I-- I-- You do not at all... 346 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,629 look like you used to look. 347 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,397 No. I mean, 348 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,966 didn't you used to be kind of-- It's a rug, man. Be cool. 349 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,202 Oh! [ Stammers ] 350 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:33,072 So I'm not completely senile, I mean-- No. Yeah, I remember you, 351 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,242 'cause you-you, uh-- 352 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,945 The police got you. 353 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,981 I cannot believe you have the gall to bring that up. 354 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:45,618 No. How was I supposed to know she was just 15? 355 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,288 No. No one knew. It was-- She looked 40. 356 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,991 Yeah, well, at least I wasn't known as the campus coke dealer. 357 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:55,094 No, you weren't. No. 358 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,863 I was. 359 00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,199 Th-This is boring the shit out of everyone, so, uh-- 360 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,168 It's good to see you again. Yeah. 361 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,770 So excellent. Yeah. 362 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,406 On with the deal, gentlemen. Rock and roll. 363 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,107 [ Laughing ] Onward. 364 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,444 - [ Chuckles ] - [ Felix ] Jesus. Fifteen? 365 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,680 [ Wayne ] Let's do the deal, gentlemen. [ Barry ] Yes. 366 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:18,518 - [ Men Murmuring ] - [ Barry ] She was-- She was-- She was 18. 367 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:22,589 Absolutely. I've got no problem with raw fish. 368 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,891 No. Yeah. 369 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,960 Well, there is one thing that I should tell you-- that I should clear up. 370 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,799 In the, uh-- In the recent past, I-I was convicted of a crime, 371 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,834 and I did spend some-- 372 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,038 Oh, then you know how it is. 373 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,642 Huh. Well-- 374 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,945 Oh, thank you. Thank you, Travis. 375 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,349 That's great. Yeah. Uh-- 376 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:52,352 Well, I can come by tom-- 377 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,455 Now? Well, n-- now's not such a good time. 378 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,792 Right. No, m-my personal life's not gonna be a problem. 379 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,094 No, I promise. 380 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,996 Nah, I'll be there right away. 381 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:12,238 So that about covers financing. 382 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,341 Are there any questions? 383 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,876 [ Clears Throat ] Yeah. 384 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,780 I would like to know exactly why these deal papers... 385 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:25,718 make no mention of applying for C.D.B.G.'s or U.S.E.D.A.'s. 386 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,820 Hugh? 387 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,189 Doug, that's your arena. 388 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,159 Yes. 389 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,595 Sorry to interrupt, gentlemen, 390 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,264 but I thought you'd be interested to know... 391 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:42,769 that we have fresh brewed coffee available in the coffee room. 392 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,604 Thank you, Dale. 393 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:47,440 - Mmm. - You may go. 394 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:51,511 - But it is an excellent idea. - Is that the handyman? 395 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:57,249 Yes, he's part of our program for hiring people of, uh-- of little worth, wherewithal-- 396 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,386 He's, uh, right though. 397 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:03,055 There is coffee there, so if we want to break, we can get a nice brewed coffee. 398 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,525 Roast. Doug? 399 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:09,028 Yes? C.D.G.B.'s-- I'd like an explanation, please. 400 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,564 Yes. I think that's important. 401 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,733 - Um-- - [ Cell Phone Buzzes ] 402 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,504 I am so sorry. Someone's calling me. 403 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,974 God, this is terrible. Um, C.D.G.B.'s. 404 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:26,813 They don't apply to parkland, Barry. You can't, uh, make application. 405 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,816 It's the Community Development Block Grant-- 406 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:33,686 can only, uh, apply to pre-existing communities, I think you'll find. 407 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:38,658 - I see. What about an H.A.P.? - You're putting me through my paces now. H.A.P.'s. 408 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,160 H.A.P.'s. They are a different kettle of fish, 409 00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:46,566 'cause you've got to be a, uh-- a 501-C3, as you'll know. 410 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:49,436 - 501-C-- What? - What the hell does that mean? 411 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:52,605 - What does it mean? Sounds like a pair of jeans. - [ Beeps ] 412 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:57,276 But it, in fact, is a registered nonprofit. 413 00:22:57,343 --> 00:23:00,713 - [ Clicks Tongue ] Not us. - [ Men Murmuring ] 414 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:04,751 You're not a lawyer, are you? 415 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:10,022 No, I'm... not a lawyer. You're a lawyer. 416 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,324 No. Yes, I am. 417 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,595 - But I know people who aren't. - [ Woman ] What's he talking about? 418 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,936 Oh, wait. Well, no, no. You don't cut the head off first. 419 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:27,774 You cut the fin out first, and-- and then you rip the guts out. 420 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,142 I thought you said you knew fish. I do. 421 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:35,214 I just-- I find it easier if I cut the head off first... 422 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:38,518 to get to the guts. 423 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:42,755 You cut the head off first, the whole fish falls apart. Here. Here. Don't screw up. 424 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,424 Okay, I won't. I swear. 425 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:49,696 So, um, you've done some time, huh? 426 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,765 Yeah, it was just a white collar thing. 427 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,635 - Two years. - [ Knife Clangs ] 428 00:23:57,203 --> 00:24:01,474 It was a maximum security prison. Very overcrowded. 429 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,043 Lot of fights. [ Exhales ] 430 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:10,950 As a matter of fact, I knocked somebody's teeth out once with a cafeteria tray. 431 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,785 Been there, done that. 432 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:17,824 Okay, so, um, you can have the graveyard shift. 433 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:23,329 6:00 to midnight. No benefits, no overtime. 434 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:27,767 You don't show up, you're fired. You call in sick, you're fired. You come late, you're fired. 435 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,503 [ Clears Throat ] So you live near here? 436 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,772 Nah. I'm lookin' for a place. 437 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:35,041 Yeah, well, there's a vacancy in my building. 438 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:38,077 Guy-- Guy down the hall from me passed. 439 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,212 - Yeah, you probably whacked him. - Okay, know what? 440 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:43,049 Why don't you just shut your mouth? All right? 441 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:46,686 Disrespectful mother-- I'm trying to help the lady out here. 442 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,690 Welcome to the team. 443 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,294 * Ma'am, did you never hear * 444 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,564 * Of pretty Molly Brannigan * 445 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,899 * In truth then she left me * 446 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:02,569 * I'll never be a man again * 447 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:04,804 * Not a touch on me hide * 448 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:07,506 * Will the summer sun e'er tan again * 449 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:10,309 * 'Cause Molly's left me * 450 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:14,013 * A lonely guy ** 451 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:17,584 Thank you. 452 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:22,254 - Oh, shit. - Just don't make eye contact. 453 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:27,994 Oh, my God. This is so sad. They're begging. 454 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,601 Thanks, bitch. 455 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:45,745 I'm a little concerned about our tax liability... 456 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:48,280 once the Section 8 housing is eliminated. 457 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:52,018 Well, that's a nonissue. We're not gonna eliminate the affordable housing. 458 00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,654 Doug, let's cut the bullshit, okay? This is not bullshit. 459 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:59,926 The city would never give us public land unless we make 10% of it affordable housing. 460 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:03,062 Shit, 15% of our funding is from FEMA. Yeah, I know, I know. 461 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:05,865 I read the deal memo, but we had a verbal understanding, right? 462 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:08,801 - What verbal understanding? - See, the thing-- 463 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:12,739 Nobody paying a million dollars for a house is gonna want to live near poor people. 464 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,974 The low-income housing will have its own area. 465 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:18,577 Stop the bullshit, Doug. I can show you the blueprints. 466 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:22,849 Doug. Doug. I might have forgotten to mention a minor detail, 467 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,652 which is that, uh, you're right, Felix. 468 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:30,022 We had a verbal agreement that the construction will go in three phases. 469 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:34,526 Phase One-- we build the luxury homes. 470 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:38,798 Phase Two-- we sell all the luxury homes. 471 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:43,569 And then the rich Phase Two homeowners... 472 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:48,474 band together and rule out Phase Three. 473 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,409 So, actually, Phase Three never happens. 474 00:26:50,476 --> 00:26:53,445 'Cause you're right, Felix. Nobody's gonna pay a million bucks... 475 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:56,949 to live cheek by jowl with the Phase Three element. 476 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,518 [ Wayne ] You did kind of forget to mention that. Uh, yeah. 477 00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:02,822 Oh, the city will be yellin' and screamin'. There'll be lawsuits up the wazoo. 478 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:04,824 But our legal team will handle that. Right, Doug? 479 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:09,028 Hey, hey. Just wanted to make sure we're clear on the terms of the deal. 480 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:11,530 You know? Right? We're clear. 481 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:15,802 Are we clear on the terms of the deal? 482 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:20,239 Can you, you know, guarantee no Phase Three, Doug? 483 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,714 Yeah. 484 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:30,116 No Phase Three. 485 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,418 Let's sign the deal. [ Hugh ] All right! 486 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,722 [ Laughter ] I got a couple cases of champagne on ice in the atrium. 487 00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:40,126 How 'bout we crack 'em open? [ Felix ] I thought you would never ask. 488 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:43,129 Doug, this guy named Chet has called for you twice. 489 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:46,933 He's looking for someone named Pete Mincey? 490 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,841 [ Door Closes ] 491 00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:08,120 Thanks for saving my ass in there. You're welcome. 492 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:11,057 I quit. 493 00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:15,561 No, no. H-Hang on. J-Just give me-- Just give me a couple minutes. 494 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,764 Just-- 495 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,802 Yes, I know, I know. 496 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:25,104 I had problems passing the bar exam-- 497 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,907 I don't give a shit that you're not a lawyer. Okay? 498 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:30,542 I figured that out a long time ago, but I didn't care. 499 00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:35,281 I liked you. In this whole crazy, sick place, you were the only person who seemed real. 500 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:38,951 Right. Well, if it's any consolation, my son thinks I'm an asshole too. 501 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:41,687 Do you even get what just happened in that meeting? 502 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:44,223 This is fraud, Doug. Or Wayne. 503 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,458 Or whatever the hell you call yourself. 504 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:50,029 And you are using the tragedy of thousands of people as a cheap trick to make money. 505 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:52,131 No-- And then you're screwing those people. 506 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:55,101 No, we're not screwing them. We will build the affordable housing. 507 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,770 Don't bullshit me, Wayne! No, no-- I'm not bullshitting you. 508 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,339 We are bullshitting the investors. That's what you do in a deal. 509 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:03,075 You say whatever you want to say in order to close the deal, 510 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:05,444 then you do what you wanted to do in the first place. 511 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:09,381 Tha-That's sales. That's what you do. You know that. 512 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,884 Why should I believe you? 513 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:17,123 'Cause if I don't build it, then you can turn me over to the cops. 514 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:23,229 And because I need to believe me. 515 00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:28,767 Hey, better come to the party before Hugh drinks all the champagne. 516 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:31,503 All right. Okay. [ Door Closes ] 517 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:37,676 I-- [ Door Opens ] 518 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:41,713 Forty, 60. One, two, three, four, five. 519 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,983 Sixty-five. 520 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:47,686 Probably get to a hundred, you stop eatin' those five-dollar frozen yogurts. 521 00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:49,555 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 522 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,094 You don't want to do this anymore. Let's get something to eat. 523 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:58,597 No, I do. I want to. 524 00:29:58,664 --> 00:30:00,732 Oh, come on. 525 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,734 Like I care what those buffer assholes think. 526 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,137 Never used to. [ Chuckles ] 527 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:08,274 [ Laughs ] 528 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,515 Ah, shit, Di. Come on. 529 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:21,187 [ Sighs ] I can't do this anymore, Cael. 530 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:25,024 Hey, look. It's okay. No, it's not. 531 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:32,098 Cael, I want it to be like it always was. 532 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:35,701 It can be. No, Cael. 533 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,703 It can't. 534 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,771 Why not? 535 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,441 Why, 'cause I hate it here? 536 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,378 'Cause I like it. 537 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:52,985 [ Sighs ] 538 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:55,054 I got an English paper due tomorrow. 539 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:58,190 I gotta go home, so-- 540 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:05,064 Let's not do good-byes, all right? 541 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,969 I hate good-byes. 542 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,942 It's not like I'm not gonna see you again. 543 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,411 [ Baby Crying ] 544 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:22,381 ** [ Music In Background, Faint ] 545 00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:26,452 So he O.D.'d? 546 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,955 Yeah, right there on the Barcalounger. Hmm. 547 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:33,125 Was watchin' Survivor. Kind of a cruel twist of fate if you ask me. 548 00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:35,094 You can keep the chair if you want. 549 00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:37,863 And the toaster oven too. 550 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:42,268 But I hope you heard me loud and clear. No turnin' tricks here. 551 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,636 I told you. I'm not a hooker. 552 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,439 I'm not here to judge. I just don't want no trouble. 553 00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:51,810 Ain't gonna be no trouble. My application. 554 00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:54,146 Okay. License. 555 00:31:56,682 --> 00:32:00,219 "Dahlia Malloy." That's a real pretty name. 556 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:03,255 Yeah, I always thought so. 557 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:06,292 Well, I hope you're happy here, Dahlia Malloy. 558 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,527 Lance was. 559 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:12,264 Maybe that was just the crack talkin', huh? 560 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:18,437 [ Chattering, Laughter ] 561 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,772 Thank you. 562 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:23,409 Huh. [ Whispers ] It's all right. 563 00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:28,280 What makes you hard, Barry? Hmm? What? 564 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:31,683 Mmm? What turns you on? What floats your boat? Huh? 565 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:34,053 Hookers? Huh? Car? 566 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,189 Underage girl? Oh-- 567 00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:39,191 [ Laughs ] [ Forced Laugh ] 568 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:41,227 Gentlemen. Oh, Felix, uh-- 569 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:44,596 Mmm! Barry, drink up. Drink up there. 570 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:47,966 Look at all this champagne I got here. Come on. It's beautiful. 571 00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:51,970 [ Hugh ] Havin' fun? [ Barry ] Yeah, just great. Thank you. 572 00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,844 [ Groans ] 573 00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:00,846 Hugh's having fun, huh? 574 00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:03,049 Hugh likes money. Oh, yeah. 575 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,718 Yeah. You'll cut him out of the deal. 576 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:08,754 What? 577 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,757 Doug, you'll be so betrayed when you find out he's been embezzling. 578 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,859 [ Scoffs ] 579 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,794 What the hell are you talking about? 580 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:18,497 Relax, Doug. Relax. 581 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:22,000 After he goes to jail, you and I will split the profits. 582 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:24,403 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 583 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:28,574 Just after we, uh, sprout wings and fly to the moon. 584 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,742 Got it. Okay. 585 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:35,081 Or-Or maybe, uh-- 586 00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:38,584 Maybe I should rip off... 587 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:41,787 your goddamn rug! 588 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,789 Ooh! Oh, my God. 589 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:48,727 That's a very high-quality toupee you've got here, Doug. [ Groans ] 590 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:51,130 You Americans make the best... 591 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:54,200 fakes ever! [ Grunts ] 592 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,635 Now, you think I couldn't tell... 593 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,870 you never went to Princeton, you prick? 594 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:02,241 My partner may be stupid, but I'm not. 595 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:06,778 Now, I don't give shit who you really are, Doug. 596 00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:11,350 For me, you're a guy who knows how to make money, like me. 597 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:15,554 So you'll set him up, and we'll split the profits. 598 00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:18,390 It's a win-win. Okay? 599 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,526 [ Groans ] 600 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,131 ** [ Disco ] 601 00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:29,268 Except for Hugh. Huh? 602 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,307 I'll take that as a yes. 603 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:44,716 ** [ Continues ] 604 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,618 [ Line Rings ] 605 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:49,621 [ Man ] Yeah? Yeah, this is Dale Malloy. 606 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:52,824 Quinn said you'd be expecting my call. 607 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:55,861 Well, if you're gonna bring your man in, I got the numbers you need. 608 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,529 All right. 609 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:01,233 This is Officer Devereaux. Leave a message. [ Beep ] 610 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:04,736 Hi, Officer Devereaux. This is Dahlia Malloy. 611 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:08,140 I'm, uh, just leaving you this message... 612 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:11,443 'cause it's, uh, 6:30, 613 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:15,147 and so you don't have to put out that warrant for my arrest... 614 00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:19,285 because I'm working in the kitchen at Rudy and Flo's Fish Shack, 615 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:23,722 and I'm livin' at 206 Mayfield, Apartment 5E. 616 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,193 That's all true. 617 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:32,498 Okay then. I guess I'll be hearing from you. 618 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,373 [ Line Rings ] 619 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,909 ** [ Disco ] Dahlia? 620 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:48,647 Dahlia, where the hell are you? 621 00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:51,082 Oh, baby, thank God. 622 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:55,787 Listen. You know I told you about the, uh-- my friend who knew the parole officer? 623 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,656 Well, it's great because-- 624 00:35:57,723 --> 00:36:00,025 Jesus Christ, Dahlia. For the love of God, 625 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:03,662 do not tell me that you've been talking to your parole officer. 626 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:06,665 No. Um-- 627 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:11,603 I just think if we could do, you know, one honest thing-- 628 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,873 just one thing that we know is true, Wayne. 629 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:19,578 Dahlia, parole is the tip of the iceberg here. 630 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:21,713 You know that. 631 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,550 We are committing a list of crimes here as long as my goddamn arm. 632 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,952 We do not want to involve the law. 633 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,954 Right. 634 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:32,658 Okay. 635 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,964 How was your day? 636 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:43,335 Fine. [ Breathing Heavily ] 637 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:46,071 Dale is worming his way into all the meetings. 638 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:48,440 Hugh is drunk off his ass. 639 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:53,279 And, uh, I think I just screwed a whole bunch of Katrina victims out of their future. 640 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,188 I love you. 641 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:05,691 Yeah, I love you too. 642 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:19,705 [ Cell Phone Beeps ] 643 00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:25,677 * And if you find it hard to breathe * 644 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,780 * I'll be the air that fills your lungs * 645 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,783 * 'Cause you can lose your faith * 646 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,852 [ Owl Hoots ] ** [ Continues ] 647 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,862 You should know I have backing from powerful forces. 648 00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:47,366 [ Cheering On TV ] 649 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:50,902 What I'm saying is you will not survive. 650 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:55,040 "'And haven't you your own land to visit,' continued Miss Ivors, 651 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:59,578 'that you know nothing of your own people and your own country.'" 652 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:02,614 What in the hell is that supposed to mean? 653 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:04,883 It's from The Dead by Joyce. 654 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:10,422 You've never heard of Joyce? 655 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:13,024 'Course I have. She's one of my favorite writers. 656 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,728 You gotta get educated, Ginny. 657 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,531 That's how they keep you down. [ Scoffs ] 658 00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:22,901 Like you ever been to third grade. 659 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,070 Bachelor of arts in English literature, 660 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:28,974 - master's in philosophy, University of Phoenix. - You've never been to Phoenix. 661 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:34,145 Phoenix come to me right there in the state pen. 662 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:37,549 Such is the power of the Internet. 663 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:40,386 It's a new world, Ginny. 664 00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:42,788 [ Baby Fusses ] "We are living in a skeptical... 665 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:48,093 and, if I may use the phrase, a thought-tormented age." 666 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,397 It's beautiful. 667 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:54,099 It's about how we've lost our souls. 668 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,402 [ Cheering On TV ] [ Man On TV ] Coming up-- [ Continues, Indistinct ] 669 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:59,538 You feel that, don't you, Ginny? 670 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:02,674 That emptiness. 671 00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:07,245 Right here. 672 00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:10,482 ** [ Rock ] 673 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:12,951 [ Owl Hoots ] 674 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:22,861 * The fox The fox * [ Sighs ] 675 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:26,197 * Lied * 676 00:39:26,264 --> 00:39:29,568 * Eyes on the wrong prize * 677 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:36,274 * The fox The fox * 678 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:38,376 * Lied * 679 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:41,980 * Fox eyes on the wrong prize * 680 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:48,086 * We're in a different war * 681 00:39:48,153 --> 00:39:51,423 * With ourselves and with some of you * 682 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:54,159 * So many things that don't * 683 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:57,663 * Hold true * 684 00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:03,001 * With the fear that dims our light * 685 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:06,938 * With the barnacles on * 686 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:09,741 * Our right * 687 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:16,147 [ Male Announcer On TV, Indistinct ] 688 00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:19,618 - * On the grass * - * On the grass * 689 00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:21,753 * On the beachy head * 690 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:28,994 * On the cliff to which you've been led * 691 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:34,600 * The curve of the hill is green and soft * 692 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:37,569 [ TV Continues, Indistinct ] * As if the wind * 693 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:40,171 I thought you were with Cael. I was. 694 00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:42,574 So where is he? 695 00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:44,943 [ Soft Chuckle ] 696 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:49,247 I don't know. * You'll sail alone * 697 00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,750 * If you don't hold the rope * 698 00:40:51,817 --> 00:40:56,054 * You'll go alone **