1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:04,172 I'm Wayne Malloy. My family and I are Travellers. 2 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:08,376 Our kind has been living in this country for 150 years. 3 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:11,779 We're not listed in the phone book. We don't have Social Security numbers. 4 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,181 We live off the grid. 5 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:16,217 Some call us gypsies. Others call us thieves. 6 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,253 - Cael! - Most, though, don't even know we exist. 7 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:24,825 I've got three kids: a boy, a girl and, um-- 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,129 My wife, Dahlia, is just out of jail on parole. 9 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:30,431 We took her home to the Traveller camp. 10 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:33,067 The family gave her a warm welcome. 11 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,503 - Oh. - I, on the other hand, got a different type of welcome. 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,339 I am the new boss. He is the old boss. 13 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,309 - [ Bell Ringing ] - Get over it. 14 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:44,678 [ Wayne Narrating ] Sometimes it takes a beating to make you realize it's time to move on. 15 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,580 So where are we gonna go? 16 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:52,553 Life's a river, kid. You gotta go where it takes you. 17 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,356 [ Wayne Narrating ] So, with a loan from the family bank, 18 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:59,193 I packed up the R.V. and went out in search of something better, 19 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,095 something we could all be proud of. [ Linda ] Wayne! 20 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:03,431 Something with a bit more substance. 21 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,633 Look, Dale and I had a disagreement. 22 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,535 - [ Dahlia ] ...goddamn birthstone! - Take 'em off! 23 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,737 [ Wayne Narrating ] It wasn't that long before the family tried to stop us. 24 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,340 Wrong lane, asshole! Mick! Look out! 25 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:15,676 [ Linda ] Shit. Stop! 26 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:19,480 [ Wayne Narrating ] Unfortunately, they stopped someone else instead. 27 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,848 And then they ran. 28 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:31,359 Knowing that we couldn't go back to our old home, we decided to visit their new home, 29 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:34,628 Edenfalls, as the Riches. 30 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,764 [ Dahlia ] Now, who buys a house on the Internet? 31 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,267 - Come and meet our new neighbors. - Doug, meet Hugh Panetta, 32 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,769 - biggest asshole east of the Mississippi. - [ Chuckles ] 33 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:44,672 - You flatter me, Jim. - You're sleepin' out here, huh? 34 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:47,141 Yeah. [ Wayne Narrating ] I'm proud to say... 35 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:51,479 my family is finally on the grid and surrounded by substance. 36 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,248 I've taken many things in my life, 37 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:57,318 but I'm on my way to taking something I never thought possible. 38 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,755 [ Wayne's Voice ] The American dream. We're gonna steal it. 39 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,338 What are you doing? Practicing. 40 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,542 Practicing what? 41 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,477 Being her. 42 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,581 Why don't you come practice being her with me? 43 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,384 You want to do it like a buffer, Wayne? 44 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,853 Oh, you know how buffers do it? 45 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,789 How? Once a year, in a cave, 46 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,826 standing up like polar bears. 47 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,762 [ Laughs ] Polar bears? Yeah. That's it. 48 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,964 I think they fake it. What, a polar bear? 49 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,667 A lot. Oh! 50 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,303 I wanna fake it, Wayne. 51 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,539 I wanna fake it like a buffer. Oh! 52 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,608 Oh, Wayne! Wayne! Mmm! Mmm! 53 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,645 Oh, goddamn it, Wayne! 54 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,647 Oh! 55 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,529 [ Sighs ] 56 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,465 [ Crickets Chirping ] 57 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:28,542 [ Beeping ] 58 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,647 [ Cael ] It's me. Where are you? 59 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:36,284 I can't say. 60 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,586 Far. 61 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,454 You didn't even say good-bye. 62 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,692 Couldn't. 63 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,827 When am I ever gonna see you again? 64 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,798 I don't know. 65 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,301 I don't even know what we're doin' here. 66 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,906 I miss you. [ Woman ] Tammy! 67 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:02,476 Shit. Ma's comin'. I gotta go. I love you. 68 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,328 [ Buzzing ] 69 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,898 Oh. 70 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:28,536 Man's gettin' calls in the middle of the night, baby. Can't be a good thing. 71 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,472 Maybe it's Ed McMahon. 72 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,707 Maybe Doug's already a winner. 73 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:37,010 Don't be stupid. Ed McMahon don't call. He'd come to the house. 74 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,614 Promise me you won't answer this. 75 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,683 Baby, I-- Promise me. 76 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,885 All right, all right, all right. Ow. 77 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,756 [ Inhales, Exhales Deeply ] 78 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,364 We can do this. 79 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,567 People do it all the time. 80 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,103 Oh, they do? 81 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:07,475 They move into dead people's houses, steal all their stuff and pretend to be them? 82 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,844 Baby, this-- all this-- is manifest destiny. 83 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:13,747 It's meant to be. 84 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:15,649 You're my queen, baby. 85 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,886 But, Wayne, 86 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,054 what if I like it? 87 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,129 Nothing wrong with liking it. 88 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,532 When I was a girl, 89 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,601 I always wanted to go to a prom, 90 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:36,404 wear one of them big old fancy dresses. 91 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,874 Have some of those-- What you call 'em? 92 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,943 Shoes? 93 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,978 [ Giggles ] You asshole. 94 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,814 No, one of them flower things. 95 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,117 Think of the life we can have. 96 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,052 Think of the kids. 97 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,523 It's not real, Wayne. 98 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:58,091 We can make it real. 99 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,694 Hmm. 100 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,563 I'm gonna go check on the kids. 101 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,448 Okay. 102 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:28,489 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 103 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,658 Okay. 104 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:33,994 Eight from the door and to the left of the tree. 105 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,466 [ Grunting ] 106 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,470 [ Buzzing ] 107 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,677 [ Garbage Disposal Whirring ] Where do you think it all goes? 108 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:27,648 You know, I don't know, Sam, but it sure does make a lot of noise gettin' there. 109 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,851 [ Grinding ] Stop it, Sam. 110 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,854 This guy's got crap taste in music, but he's got cool shit. 111 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,256 [ Dahlia ] Hey. Listen to this. "When you follow your bliss, 112 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,693 "doors will appear where there would not have been... 113 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,830 doors before and where there wouldn't be doors for anyone else." 114 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,265 - What the hell does that mean? - [ Cael ] I think it's what we're doin' here. 115 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,001 - What? Bliss? - [ Sam ] What's bliss? 116 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,203 Bliss is passion. 117 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:53,807 If you live your life with passion, fortune follows you. 118 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:56,610 Yeah. It works real well if it's in a house behind a big-ass gate. 119 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:59,112 [ Wayne ] Maybe. Maybe we're following our bliss. 120 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,082 Okay. Listen up, team. We got a lot to do today. 121 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,017 [ Doorbell Rings ] 122 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,658 - [ Knocks ] - [ Gasps ] 123 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,126 - Sajick! - Shit, Dad. 124 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,095 All right. Split up. Hey, no. You guys stay together. 125 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,831 Hey! No, no. Steash! Stop! 126 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,034 The Riches are law-abiding citizens. 127 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:24,572 Everyone stay where you are. I'll handle this. 128 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,139 Hide. 129 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,649 Morning, Officer. 130 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,618 What can I do for you? 131 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:42,189 Mr. Rich? Mr. Douglas Rich? 132 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,925 Is there a problem? 133 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,727 Well, that depends on what you call a problem. 134 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,331 I notice you don't have a system. 135 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,967 A system? 136 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,136 An alarm system. 137 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,875 Officer Lloyd Shrage. Spartan Security. 138 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,145 I would like to welcome you... 139 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,815 and congratulate you on moving to the safest community in Louisiana. 140 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:11,852 Uh-- [ Stammers ] Thank you very much, Officer. 141 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,055 I am so glad to, uh-- to hear that. 142 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,157 Uh, my family's very precious to me. 143 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:20,127 At Spartan, we provide for all our residents' security needs-- 144 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,163 alarm systems, 24-hour patrol dispatch and armed patrol. 145 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,699 Oh. Well armed? 146 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:28,669 You bet. We all carry assault weapons. 147 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,704 No shit. Well, you-all get settled in, 148 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,806 and you give us a call. 149 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,808 'Cause you can't be too careful these days. 150 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:38,311 No, I noticed that. So, uh, yeah. I will do this. 151 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,981 Officer Shrage. Excellent. 152 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,183 Armed weapons. Keep 'em locked and loaded. 153 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,687 Good. 154 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,193 [ Breathes Deeply ] 155 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,933 Easy-peasy Japanesey. 156 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,369 Hello? 157 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,874 You people have got to relax. 158 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:10,644 Buffers are not afraid of cops. Cops are our friends. 159 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,846 What if that had been a cop? 160 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,215 What if that had been someone comin' to find them? 161 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,218 Do you know what happens if they find us? You know what happens to me? 162 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:22,122 I go back to prison. You go to prison. Kids go to foster homes. 163 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,057 You want that? 164 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,100 We run if we have to. 165 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,146 Somehow you're gonna have to trust me. 166 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,715 Oh, I heard that before. 167 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,087 Okay. 168 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,024 So listen up, troops. 169 00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:01,128 We're gonna dig into these buffers' lives until it bleeds. 170 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:05,132 I want to know about their friends, their families, their jobs, their hat size. 171 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,901 Cael, get into those gadgets, please. 172 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:11,805 Just get those messages. Read those e-mails. Will you do that? 173 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,874 Thank you very much. Very kind. 174 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,010 Di Di, grab that big laundry basket full of mail... 175 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,747 and pull out any preapproved credit card applications. 176 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,315 - Dougie's gonna need some new credit cards. - Okay. 177 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,718 - Um-- - What can I do, Dad? 178 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,821 Sammy, I want you to get my bag of tricks and make us out some new I.D.'s, okay? 179 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,990 Okay. 180 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,927 Baby, if you could get Doug's calendar, hers too. 181 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:38,198 Just find out any relatives, friends, things about that, any stuff. 182 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,033 Sex slaves. Whatever. 183 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,973 And anybody who does good work gets to shove something down the sink. 184 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,909 Try "Rich" with two R's. Already did. No go. 185 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,380 Honestly, who spends $450 on one pair of shoes? 186 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:57,184 Try "really rich guy." And she buys three or four at a time. 187 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,119 I know, and every one of them butt ugly. 188 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,954 Seriously. No taste. 189 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,757 Try "rich dead guy." Surprisingly, no. 190 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,359 What date is it today? Uh, 191 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,063 it's the 23rd. [ Dahlia ] Okay. 192 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,132 Well, yesterday was apparently... 193 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,435 - his secretary's birthday. - [ Phone Beeping ] 194 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,371 Are you-- Yes! Ow! 195 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,942 Well, hi there. Is this the Javitz Hair Salon? 196 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,377 No? You're a law firm? 197 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,179 Okay. Well, I have the wrong number. 198 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,381 Silly me. Bye. [ Beeps ] 199 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,384 Got it. 200 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,290 Doug is a Republican. His best friend is Pete. 201 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,393 Pete's a mortgage broker from Dallas. He's e-mailed twice about a golf trip, 202 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,063 and Doug is waiting for Big Momma's House 2 on Netflix. 203 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,397 Damn, I'm good. 204 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,167 Well done. Okay. Uh, e-mail him straight back. 205 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,170 Uh, tell him you got a contagious disease-- illness. 206 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,438 [ Dahlia ] Mono. Chlamydia. 207 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:55,575 Fun but female. Okay. Mono. Mono. 208 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,377 And sign it the way Doug would. "Weasel." 209 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,113 Would I make that up? 210 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,984 [ Chattering ] 211 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,888 [ Sighs ] 212 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,862 [ Beeps ] 213 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,565 Shit. 214 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,304 Damn it. [ Engine Starts ] 215 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,273 Where you goin', Tammy? 216 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:39,186 - What the hell? Get out the way. - No. 217 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:42,089 - Move your ass! - I know what you're up to. I'm goin' with you. 218 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,024 The hell you are. 219 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,565 I'm not happy, Dale. 220 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,969 You promised a marriage for Ken. What do you think I am doin', Ginny Dannegan? 221 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,938 You're followin' Tammy Simms. I know about her and Cael. 222 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,073 Oh, yeah? I know everything. 223 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:04,144 You don't know shit. [ Laughs ] I know Wayne Malloy stole the family bank. 224 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,915 I know that you are up to your eyeballs in shit if you don't get that money back. 225 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,220 I know none of this is helping your position here. I know all that. 226 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,157 Get out. No. 227 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:21,061 Get out of my truck! 228 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,362 Aaah! 229 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:25,098 Aaah! Let-- 230 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,667 - [ Grunts ] - Let go of me. 231 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,103 Let go of me. You hog! 232 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:33,606 Sorry excuse for a man. 233 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,644 [ Groans ] I am pregnant, 234 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,546 asshole. Easy, Dale. 235 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,482 You okay, Ginny? Mind your own business. 236 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,218 Oh, goddamn it. 237 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,087 I lost her. 238 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,488 [ Laughs ] 239 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,690 That's real nice, hittin' a pregnant woman. 240 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,360 What did you say to me? Nothin'. Dickhead. 241 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,496 [ Groans ] 242 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,099 Aaah! You broke my leg. You son of a bitch. 243 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,536 God! Broke my leg! 244 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,440 [ Mocking Groan ] Pussy. [ Groans ] 245 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,509 [ Engine Starts ] Goddamn it. 246 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,712 Doug Rich was a litigator. 247 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,048 A securities lawyer, whatever that is. 248 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,517 Cherien was his dental hygienist. 249 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:21,021 They fell in love during a gum scraping and were married two years ago. 250 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,991 In Tampa. Took a long honeymoon around the world. 251 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,593 Kept a blog of their trip. Doug doesn't seem to have too many friends, 252 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,396 except that guy Pete, who gave the toast at his wedding video, so he could be trouble. 253 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,165 - Cherien? - Cherien's dad is dead, 254 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,101 and her ma's in a nursing home in Biloxi. 255 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,403 Okay. Apart from Pete, 256 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,671 not gonna have much trouble from family or friends. 257 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:43,276 So it looks like Doug and Cherien's monthly expenses are about $7,500 a month. 258 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:47,347 We gotta find about eight grand a month for this new life. 259 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,150 And by "we," I mean you. Thank you. 260 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:54,087 Well, I mean, yeah, if we don't want the credit collectors on our asses. 261 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,124 Judging from his tax returns, Doug was raking in the koosh. 262 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:00,227 - Doug had to be planning on making a living here. - Funny you should mention that, 263 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:04,264 because Dougie was looking for work... as a lawyer, 264 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,533 and you've got a lunch interview today. 265 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,335 Yeah? Let me have a look at that. 266 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,675 [ Deep Voice ] Hi. Doug Rich. 267 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,710 [ High-pitched Voice ] Yeah. Uh, uh, Doug Rich. 268 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,712 Hey. How you doing? Doug Rich. 269 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,747 Hi, I'm Doug. I'm Doug. 270 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,250 [ Deep Voice ] I'm Doug. Hi. Doug. 271 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,252 Doug Rich. [ High-pitched Voice ] Doug Rich. 272 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,197 You like that? Mm-hmm. 273 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,132 It's pretty, huh? 274 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,835 - Hello. - [ Cael Laughs ] 275 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,439 Di Di. [ Laughs ] 276 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,508 [ Cael ] You're looking good, Dad. You're looking good. 277 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,145 Oh, Lord. You are really gonna do this? 278 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,814 It's not like I'm gonna get the job. 279 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,183 Just gotta turn up. Doug doesn't turn up, 280 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,686 someone's gonna wonder why, and we don't want that, do we? 281 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,489 - Why don't you just call in sick? - Too late. 282 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,292 Wouldn't look right. You don't know the first thing about the law. 283 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:42,329 Oh, yeah? Well, I talked my way out of that Nashville thing. 284 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,165 - The judge was drunk. - Bullshit is bullshit. 285 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,135 Oh, I know bullshit, Wayne. 286 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,237 And right now, you are full of it. 287 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,305 You just want to play. 288 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,507 You just want to see if you can get this job. 289 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,479 Why don't you just let me do my thing? 290 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,349 You just sit there and look pretty. 291 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,784 Don't break any laws. Don't break any windows. 292 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,686 Don't break anything. 293 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,490 Come on, Cael. 294 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,426 You son of a bitch! 295 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,396 You, get out! 296 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,631 Go on! 297 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,633 Just like your dad. Don't you smile at me! 298 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,837 Asshole. [ Door Closes ] 299 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,178 "Break anything." Break your ass. 300 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,214 One pill. 301 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,553 Well, that ain't gonna do it. 302 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,594 Goddamn it, Di Di! Damn it! 303 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,307 Put the cookie down. 304 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,909 Put it down, half-pint. Put the cookie down! 305 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,912 But I want one. Put the cookie down. You're gonna have to make your own. 306 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,625 [ Beeps ] 307 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,797 [ Beeping ] 308 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,414 [ Door Closes ] 309 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,351 Hi, Nina. I made you some cookies. 310 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,419 Give me some drugs? 311 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,322 Hi, Nina. I made you some cookies. 312 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,658 You got any more of them little pills? 313 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,528 Hi, Nina. Got any drugs? 314 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,499 Shit, shit, shit. 315 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,668 [ Doorbell Rings ] 316 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,371 Well, hi there, Dahlia. Hi, Nina. 317 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,439 I made you some cookies. 318 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,942 Thank you for my hand and everything. 319 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,813 [ Chuckles ] Well, thanks, hon. 320 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,319 So you want to come in. 321 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,288 Oh, yeah. 322 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,627 I saw your two girls out ridin' their bikes today. 323 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,330 My girls? Uh, 324 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,832 Di Di and the-- and the little one. 325 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,935 Oh, Sam. 326 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,306 Yeah. 327 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,810 She's cute. Real cute. 328 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,778 Yeah, she is. 329 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,515 Real cute. 330 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,451 What school you got 'em in? 331 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,354 Oh-- Oh, we haven't decided yet. 332 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:59,492 So, Nina. Mmm? 333 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,395 Oh, Nina, 334 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,464 you know those little pills you gave me yesterday? 335 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,866 I was just wonderin', like, 336 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,836 if you just had, like, a few more. 337 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,372 Gave you five, hon. 338 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,474 That's enough to last you four more days. 339 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,744 I know, but... 340 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,647 would you believe I dropped them all in the toilet? 341 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,516 [ Laughs ] Darlin', maybe you need to ask yourself... 342 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,485 why you need 'em in the first place. 343 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,726 [ Laughing ] 344 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,529 On second thought, it's really none of my business. 345 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:41,601 But what-- what I can do is give you the name of a nice doctor in town. 346 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,536 [ Clears Throat ] 347 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,039 Dr. Salhanny? 348 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:52,379 He's a sensitive man who understands the sometimes... 349 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:55,081 distressing nature of modern life. 350 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,049 Mm-hmm. 351 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,923 How long will you be needing a rental car, Mr. Pratt? 352 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:07,026 A couple of weeks. My 740 is in the shop. 353 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,796 Chip here took it out for a drive, got it sideswiped. 354 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,665 - It was some dickwad in a Corvette, Chuck. - Dude. 355 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,468 - So Chip won't be driving for a while. - Well, Chuck, 356 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,103 it wasn't exactly my fault, was it? 357 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,672 Troy, could you tell Chip to tell that to Allstate? 358 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,479 Well, geez, uh, if you're used to driving a 740, 359 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,749 you'll probably be interested in renting a car from our Prestige Collection. 360 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,718 Jaguar, Rover, 361 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,721 Mercedes. 362 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,694 [ Woman ] Sure. We can-- We can pick you up. Yes, we would. 363 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,602 Come on, Mom! I'm comin'. 364 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,738 You're so slow. 365 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,973 [ Di Di ] Somebody's tired. [ Sam ] Hurry up. 366 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,810 [ Groans ] 367 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:01,448 Come on. I'm gonna snag my panty hose on this bike chain. 368 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,451 Who the hell wears panty hose? 369 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:09,021 Stuck in Bufferville, circa 1954. 370 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,123 Oh, man. [ Sam ] Come on! 371 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,926 Wait up! 372 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,463 - Di Di. This sucks! - [ Both ] Hey! 373 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,097 [ Di Di ] Stop! 374 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,066 Hey! Hey! 375 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,034 [ Di Di ] Stop! [ Sam ] Stop! 376 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,203 [ Di Di ] The R.V.! Stop it! 377 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,139 [ Dahlia ] Aw, shit. I knew we shouldn't have parked there. 378 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:30,710 That's right. Y'all are trespassin'. Hi there. 379 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,112 You're on my lands. I'm telling my husband we need a fence. 380 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,782 So, what, you just had it towed? 381 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,551 How'd y'all get in the front gate? 382 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,553 We live here. Yeah, in that... 383 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,522 really big house just right over there. 384 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,491 I've never seen you before. 385 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:47,994 [ Scoffs ] So you know everyone then? 386 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,196 Well, as a matter of fact, I do. 387 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:53,199 I'm Hartley Underwood, president of EHA, the Edenfalls Homeowners Association. 388 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,801 Great. 389 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:58,104 And who are you? 390 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,507 I'm Cherien Rich. This is Di Di. This is Sam. 391 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,509 My husband's Doug Rich. 392 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,644 He's a securities lawyer. 393 00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:07,079 - He's a Republican. - The Riches? 394 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,816 I was told there wouldn't be children. Yeah. 395 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,619 Condoms ain't what they used to be. Huh. 396 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:16,188 Well, it was real nice to meet you, "Sharlene." 397 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:21,728 Oh, and by the way, we are not zoned for boat or R.V. parkin' here in Edenfalls. 398 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,796 Guess you're gonna have to make other arrangements. 399 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:28,635 It's Cherien, you stupid ludney bitch. 400 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,938 What about my colored pencils? 401 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,173 Hey. Hey, we're gonna get 'em back, all right, honey? 402 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,275 Don't worry about it. I promise. Oh, my God. 403 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,578 Oh, my God! 404 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,980 What is wrong with her now? 405 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:51,924 [ Sam ] Come on, Mom. Okay. 406 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:54,761 Eight from the door, which would be here. 407 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:57,930 One, two, three, four, 408 00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:01,100 five, six, seven, eight. 409 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:07,039 Oh. W-- 410 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:09,709 Which tree was it? 411 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,811 Oh, God. 412 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,780 Oh, man. 413 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,084 - Hey. Mom. - Yeah? 414 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:20,119 - What are you doing? - Nothin'. 415 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:30,296 One, two, three, four, 416 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:33,600 five, six, seven, eight. 417 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,804 Okay. Let's go. 418 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,906 [ Dahlia ] $235? 419 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:43,643 [ Man Exhales ] 175 for the towing, 420 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:47,246 plus $60 for the ticket. Well, all right. 421 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,982 This has just been a big old stupid mistake. 422 00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:54,687 Plus I'm gonna need to see a valid driver's license and proof of ownership. 423 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:55,822 Proof of ownership? 424 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,657 Uh-- 425 00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,259 Well, we just moved here, 426 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,662 so I don't know where my husband keeps all the documents. 427 00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:05,632 So, if you'll just-- It's not my problem. 428 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,069 For all I know, you could have stole it. 429 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:34,326 May shit rain down on these honest buffer ways. 430 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,196 - Yeah. I told you. - We gotta go with a different plan. 431 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,936 You game? 432 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:46,205 [ Sighs ] Sure. 433 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,643 Let's get Sam his colored pencils back. Hey. Wait up. 434 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:52,611 Hold on. 435 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:58,317 I know your boy Dale has been a great disappointment to you, Earl. 436 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,853 Well, he's disappointed me too. 437 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,955 Earl. Earl! 438 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:05,157 Mmm? Mmm? Hi. 439 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,428 Tea? 440 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,865 Now, us Dannegans-- we've been wantin' a relationship with you Malloys... 441 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,967 ever since that Di Di was a young un. 442 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:18,337 I even offered Wayne $50,000 to take Ken on, 443 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:22,008 but it just don't look like that's gonna happen. 444 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:25,011 Dale just ain't strong enough to be the boss. 445 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:28,314 I mean, he isn't. You know that. And what I've been noticin'... 446 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:30,717 is that a lot of folk around here-- 447 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,986 well, they respect Ken a whole lot. 448 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,723 So, with your blessing, I-- [ Door Opens ] 449 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,125 Hi, Ginny-Gin. 450 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:42,394 Nice of you to visit Daddy, but he's a little tired right now. 451 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:46,198 Get your hands off me. No one talks to Daddy unless I say. 452 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:49,936 No one. Get the hell away from me. I'm done with you. 453 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:53,005 I wouldn't go talkin' up that dumb-ass brother of yours. 454 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,308 Somethin' bad might happen to him... 455 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,444 and you. 456 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:02,248 Real bad. And no one will give a shit. 457 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,752 Don't mess with me. I know things. 458 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:11,423 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 459 00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:23,936 How do people go about their day in shoes like these? 460 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,205 Hmm? 461 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:31,477 [ Grunts ] Ow. Sh-- 462 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:34,847 I got things to do. I can't do shit in these shoes. Shh! 463 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,449 Take my purse. You can't keep it. 464 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,289 I like the shoes. You can keep 'em. 465 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:46,158 Really? Come on. 466 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,394 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 467 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:51,931 [ Sighs ] You know, I-I wasn't even parked there that long. 468 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,435 [ Man ] Oh, so you think it was towed, huh? 469 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:59,238 [ Di Di ] Yeah. Yeah. Towed. I guess that's probably why I'm here. 470 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:02,474 [ Chuckles, Sighs ] 471 00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:06,212 You know, I had this, uh-- this scale model of ancient Rome in my trunk, 472 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,281 and if I-- if I don't find it, I am really so dead. 473 00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:13,352 I-- It's really my last chance to get a "C." 474 00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:17,056 I made these little emperors and gladiators and... 475 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,426 vestal virgins and stuff. 476 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,294 I mean, I really worked my ass off. 477 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,832 Wh-What kind of car was it again, hon? 478 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,900 Um, 479 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,269 a brown Corolla. 480 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:33,239 You think y'all could help? Well, sure. 481 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:36,575 [ Man ] Let's go look for it. Thank you so much. 482 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:40,246 Oh. Oh, my God. That's it. That's-- That's my car right there. That one. 483 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,849 Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not it, hon. Uh, that's a Malibu. 484 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:47,086 Oh. Wow. They look extremely similar. Yeah. 485 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,455 Well, that's a Malibu. Okay. All right. 486 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,824 [ Engine Starts ] Well, maybe we should just keep lookin' then? 487 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:53,926 Well, yeah. Okay. 488 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,996 - Hey! Hey! What the hell! - Hee-hee! 489 00:29:57,029 --> 00:30:00,599 Hey, stop! Stop, you! Hey! 490 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,568 Whoo! 491 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:06,338 What do you want to do? Do it, Mom! 492 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:09,408 - You got it. - Stop! Stop right there! 493 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,080 Hey! 494 00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:18,117 [ Tires Squeal ] 495 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,086 [ Man ] That girl. 496 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:23,622 Mom, why did we park here? 497 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,425 It's a free country, ain't it? You heard her. We're not supposed to. 498 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,327 Oh, ask me if I care. 499 00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:35,467 You know, 500 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:40,006 Roy Lidge could not find a single good word to say about you, Doug. 501 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:46,612 Well, Roy Lidge could not find a single good word to say about Gandhi. 502 00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,981 Actually, 503 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:52,251 he went completely nuts when he heard you were comin' in. 504 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:55,888 Ah, well, that's Roy. What a nut. 505 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:58,057 I understand Lidge is an animal. 506 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:01,193 Yeah, he is. Every day we'd rattle his cage, toss him a steak. 507 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,098 Why are you interested in Hayden-Javitz, Doug? 508 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:13,005 Well, I know you're a bunch of tough sons of bitches... 509 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:17,076 who don't stop until you bring an opponent to their knees. 510 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:21,447 But I also know you won the Client Choice Award, which means that-- 511 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:26,685 This means no matter how hard you screw 'em, they still love you in the morning. 512 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,021 And I want in on that. 513 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:32,624 Lot of lawyers do, Doug. What makes you right for us? 514 00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:35,627 Napoléon used to say, "I know he's a brilliant general, but is he lucky?" 515 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:37,629 He used to say it in French. 516 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:40,066 But I'm the lucky guy. 517 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:42,101 Je suis lucky. 518 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:46,072 I'm like a racehorse. That's better. Like, uh, Seabiscuit. 519 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:50,476 The Seabiscuit of the non-Seabiscuit world. You know? 520 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,711 I just work very hard. At Kerriman Fox, 521 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:56,648 I billed more hours in a month than most guys do in-in a year-- in 10 years. 522 00:31:56,682 --> 00:32:00,052 Well, a year is more realistic. I just work like an idiot. 523 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:03,022 I just don't have any life outside the firm. That's all. 524 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:06,325 I'm like an animal. Like a nocturnal animal. Like an owl. 525 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,594 Or like a-- uh, one of those, you know, thing-- 526 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:13,232 I'm like a tiger. A saber-tooth tiger, at night. 527 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,402 You know? A big, nighttime tiger. That's me. 528 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,404 You know? 529 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:26,979 But, Bob, I didn't come to Louisiana for the étouffée. 530 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:30,416 Well, well, well. The tightest assholes in the club. 531 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,219 [ Clears Throat ] I sure as hell hope you didn't come here for these Bubbas. 532 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:35,687 [ Laughs ] How you doin', Doug? 533 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,024 Good to see you. Bob. 534 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:42,594 ** [ Humming ] Hey, Tommy! 535 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:45,397 How you hittin' 'em? [ Tommy ] Hi there, Hugh. 536 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,166 You know Panetta? 537 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:49,435 No. 538 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:52,671 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, just enough to kick his ass on the golf course. 539 00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:54,706 [ Laughs ] Good. 540 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:58,477 Panetta's a scumbag. Biggest thief in the real estate biz. 541 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:02,148 Can't tell you how many lawsuits we've filed against that prick. 542 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:06,318 Yeah? How many you won? 543 00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:14,160 See, the thing about guys like Panetta... 544 00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:17,596 is he's got weaknesses which can be found if you know what you're looking for. 545 00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:22,068 You've gotta beat him at his own game. 546 00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,337 I already have. 547 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,715 [ Doorbell Rings ] 548 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:48,294 Hi, Di Di. Is your mama home, 'cause I'd li-- 549 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:50,762 Hey, Mom. 550 00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:01,107 - Well, hi, Miss Hartley. - Who the hell do you think you are? 551 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:04,743 Excuse me? I told you not to park that shit heap on my lands. 552 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:06,845 - Well, I didn't. - Huh. 553 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,515 Well, these two tires are nine inches on my property. 554 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:14,253 Oh, honey. You wouldn't know nine inches... 555 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,522 if it jumped in your bed and smacked you upside the head. 556 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,325 Oh, don't you talk trash to me. 557 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:21,727 I will have that thing towed to the junkyard this time. 558 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,198 You touch my R.V., I will kill you. 559 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,700 Really? Well, maybe I should call the police right now. 560 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:30,769 - Well, uh-- - Well, you can call goddamn Jesus Christ-- 561 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:34,140 Oh, don't you take the Lord's name in vain with m-- 562 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:36,108 Don't you mess with me, you stuck-up little bitch! 563 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:38,144 It will not end pretty. 564 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:40,412 Oh! 565 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,456 You only got one arm! 566 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,360 You're crazy. 567 00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:57,563 You just made a big mistake, Sharlene. 568 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:06,705 Thank you. 569 00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:11,710 You just beat up a one-armed woman. 570 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,645 Well, how was I supposed to know? 571 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,881 I ain't never-- 572 00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:18,450 I ain't never seen anything like that before. 573 00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:22,821 "The issuer of any security... 574 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,591 "upon which a restriction or transfer has been imposed, 575 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,760 "pursuant to section 260.102.34, 576 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:32,498 "shall cause a copy of this section... 577 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:35,234 to be delivered to each 'issuee.'" 578 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:37,336 Have you any idea what that shit means? 579 00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:39,605 No, sir. I'm sorry. I have no idea. 580 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,840 Bobby, Bob, Bobby, just call me Wayne. 581 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:43,942 Or call me Doug. 582 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,212 Wayne's my middle name. 583 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,847 - Okay. Doug. - Yeah. Right. 584 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:52,751 Who am I kiddin'? 585 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,221 Oh, no. This won't do. 586 00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:57,889 Man should never drink alone. What happened to your friends? 587 00:35:57,923 --> 00:36:01,927 Well, you know, Hugh. Places to go, people to sue. [ Chuckles ] 588 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,397 Oh, I could have used you out there on that course today, Doug. 589 00:36:05,431 --> 00:36:07,733 Got my ass kicked. 590 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:09,868 Happens to the best of us, Hugh. 591 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:12,504 You're not payin' for this shit, are ya? I haven't yet. 592 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,807 Just put it on my tab, Bobby. Come on. 593 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,643 Let me buy you a real drink. 594 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,979 Come on. His tab. 595 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,914 [ Birds Chirping ] 596 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,358 ** [ Headphones: Rock ] 597 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,661 Hey. 598 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,245 [ Exhales ] 599 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:55,281 Mom's crazy. 600 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,283 Yeah. 601 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:07,559 I guess we're staying here, huh? 602 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:10,696 I guess so. 603 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,701 [ Sighs ] 604 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,742 Pool's cool. 605 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,445 Yeah. 606 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,455 I guess you're gonna be sleeping in the house now. 607 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,629 We never had a pool before. 608 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,944 [ Chuckling ] Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah, huh? 609 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,879 [ Gunshots ] 610 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:07,353 Limbaugh, you freakin' drug addict! 611 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,058 [ Grumbles ] I tried everything. 612 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:16,795 [ Grumbles ] Vitamins. 613 00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:18,964 I tried Lipitor. 614 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:22,501 Tried aromatherapy. Tried jumpin' off a cliff. 615 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:27,105 Tried strappin' electric wires to my nads. Nothin' worked. 616 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,341 My numbers were just-- Blood pressure numbers-- 617 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,377 Shit. Flyin' off the charts. 618 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:33,645 The only thing that works... 619 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,482 is right here. 620 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:38,950 Isn't that Jim, my neighbor? 621 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,052 [ Clears Throat ] Sure is. 622 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:44,956 Neighbors, friends, employees, people I know. 623 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,125 Shit. Some of 'em are even people I like. 624 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,060 See this? 625 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,831 It's modeled on Hermann Göring's summer place. 626 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:57,803 Yeah. I noticed you have the same patio furniture. Yeah. 627 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,772 You should see the bunker. [ Laughs ] 628 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:03,008 Hey, Doug. Hugh. 629 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,943 Want to try the next one? 630 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,679 Sure. 631 00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:16,455 [ Gunshot ] 632 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:25,030 Not bad. 633 00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,898 Nice groupin'. 634 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:32,471 [ Laughs ] You're a shooter, aren't you, Doug? 635 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,574 Shot a few in my time, Hugh. Mm-hmm. 636 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,709 A few what? [ Clears Throat ] 637 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:40,879 A few trespassers, hostile witnesses. 638 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:45,116 So what were you doin' with those Hayden-Javitz pricks? 639 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:48,987 Just listening to what they had to say, Hugh. 640 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:52,591 [ Target Whirs ] 641 00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:54,760 [ Gunshots ] 642 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,465 Miss Schleewee, fourth grade. 643 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,803 I loved her. You ask me, I wouldn't work at any one of those joints. 644 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:06,772 [ Clears Throat ] Too many assholes. 645 00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:09,040 Observing you, watching you. 646 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,710 Can't even take a dump without everyone knowin' about it. 647 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:15,046 They've all tried to get a piece of me at one point or another. 648 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,683 I shoved those lawsuits right back up their asses. 649 00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:20,085 Can't touch this. 650 00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:22,654 They're amateurs. 651 00:40:22,688 --> 00:40:24,590 Ever done in-house? 652 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:29,027 In-house. As in in-house counsel. 653 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,630 It's a lot more interesting. 654 00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:33,499 Lot less bullshit. [ Clears Throat ] 655 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:40,171 Nope. I think I've decided to retire, Hugh. 656 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:42,741 Get an R.V. and travel the country. 657 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,743 Since when? 658 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,945 Since now. 659 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:49,781 [ Gunshots ] 660 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:52,784 Feels good, don't it? Who is that? Dershowitz? Come here, you liberal scum. 661 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:59,157 [ Cael ] It stays there. 662 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:02,160 [ Di Di Scoffs ] It's 'cause your nose is bigger, you weirdo. 663 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:03,962 [ Cael ] Yeah? Yeah? [ Di Di Laughs ] 664 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:07,933 [ Cael ] Hold on. 665 00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:12,070 [ Dahlia ] Oh, you're just in time. 666 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,209 - You cooked. - I did. 667 00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:22,113 Am I here? Yeah. 668 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,484 [ Di Di ] Just sit you down. 669 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,822 [ Exhales ] Maybe we should say grace? 670 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,963 - Okay. - Uh-- 671 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,835 Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts, 672 00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:45,971 for which we are about to receive through Christ our Lord, amen. 673 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,873 Amen. [ Di Di ] Amen. 674 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,279 So, Dad, how'd it go? 675 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:57,549 Well, the good news is I got the job. 676 00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:59,317 You did? 677 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,653 [ All Chuckling ] 678 00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:05,757 - Well, what's the bad news? - The bad news is I got the job, 679 00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:07,993 and I don't know shit about the law. 680 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,997 Dad, there's so many books on law upstairs. I can help you brush up if you need help. 681 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:15,166 That's very sweet, baby, but, uh, you gotta know something before you can brush it up. 682 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,269 -You talked your way through the Nashville thing. You're fine. -Yeah. 683 00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:23,141 That was a misdemeanor. I can't con my way into a court of law. 684 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:27,813 A court of law is a court of goddamn law. 685 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:32,050 Who am I kidding? I-- I don't even know what a securities litigator is. 686 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:34,586 So, what are you gonna do? Don't know. 687 00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,888 I'll think of something. 688 00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:39,290 Yeah. You always do. 689 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,229 Least we've got the money. 690 00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:47,032 For now we can use that to pay the bills. 691 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:53,672 Ow! Goddamn it! 692 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:56,975 This is useless, Wayne! We are never gonna find it! 693 00:42:57,008 --> 00:43:00,178 Tell me once again. Which tree did you think it was? 694 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:03,649 I don't know. I wasn't thinking straight. 695 00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:06,618 - Yeah. You know what, Ma? I wonder why. - Would you shut your mouth? 696 00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:09,955 - Why don't you shut your mouth? - Damn it! This is 40 grand! 697 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:13,158 We can't go back home now, Ma. That is not home! 698 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:16,061 This is the only home we got now. 699 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:19,965 We could paint driveways again. 700 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:22,734 We don't have to live in some big-ass house like that, Dad. 701 00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:24,335 [ Dahlia ] What are we doin' here, Wayne? 702 00:43:24,369 --> 00:43:27,673 We don't have any money. 703 00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:29,741 You ain't never gonna be a lawyer. 704 00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:32,944 We're Travellers, baby. We're thieves. 705 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,684 We gotta stick with our own kind. We are with our own kind. 706 00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:40,652 That's why we're gonna stay right here. 707 00:43:40,686 --> 00:43:43,154 Together. Us. 708 00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:46,892 I'm gonna get us all the life we deserve, whether we want it or not. 709 00:43:46,925 --> 00:43:50,061 - Where you goin'? - To war. 710 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,714 [ Dog Barking In Distance ] 711 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:20,692 Doug. Hugh. 712 00:44:20,726 --> 00:44:23,962 [ Sniffs ] Almost midnight, Doug. 713 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,864 You the Ghost of Christmas Past? 714 00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:28,366 Yes, I am. 715 00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:30,535 Nice gun. Thank you. 716 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:36,975 Why are you in my house, Doug? 717 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:39,077 [ Sighs ] 718 00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:41,012 Why are you here? 719 00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:45,917 Why am I talking to you? [ Clears Throat ] 720 00:44:45,951 --> 00:44:48,086 [ Groans ] 721 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,989 We're discussing my package, Hugh. 722 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,192 Your what? My compensation package. 723 00:44:54,225 --> 00:44:57,162 For my services. As what? My pool boy? 724 00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:59,430 As your in-house counsel. 725 00:45:00,999 --> 00:45:03,434 I didn't offer you a job. 726 00:45:03,468 --> 00:45:05,837 - I think you did. - Is that right? 727 00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:10,108 I'm worth 150 million on paper, Doug. 728 00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:15,113 I run Panco. I run Techcurrents. I run a lot of things. 729 00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:18,249 Not bad for a guy who used to clean septic tanks, huh? 730 00:45:18,283 --> 00:45:22,788 So, you want a shot to be my in-house counsel, 731 00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:25,390 you gotta be the best. 732 00:45:25,423 --> 00:45:28,459 'Cause I wipe my ass with those Hayden-Javitz pricks. 733 00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:31,196 You understand? So, are you the best, Doug? 734 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:35,400 Or are you just middlin'? 735 00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:37,202 What do you think? I tell you what I think. 736 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:42,107 I think you're an asshole, Hugh. 737 00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:45,143 [ Laughing ] You really are. 738 00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:48,113 And your numbers-- they're not that high. 739 00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:54,485 Your blood pressure. It's normal. 740 00:46:02,027 --> 00:46:04,830 I think you simply like to shoot your friends and neighbors in the face. 741 00:46:08,033 --> 00:46:09,868 Put down my gun. 742 00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:13,939 Now, I know this because I use my powers of deduction. 743 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:17,809 I assess and deduce. 744 00:46:17,843 --> 00:46:19,945 It's what a good lawyer does, Hugh. 745 00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:23,081 He assesses and deduces. 746 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,150 A good lawyer... 747 00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:28,253 makes you believe the truth. 748 00:46:33,491 --> 00:46:35,526 Holy shit. 749 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,829 But, Hugh-- [ Exhales Deeply ] 750 00:46:37,863 --> 00:46:39,965 you know what a great lawyer does? 751 00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:41,532 Doug. Whoa. A great lawyer... 752 00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:45,270 makes you believe the lie. 753 00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:52,010 [ Clicks ] Oh, shit. 754 00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,558 Ah. 755 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:12,397 [ Chuckles ] 756 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,901 - You crazy bastard. - Thank you. 757 00:47:22,908 --> 00:47:24,876 You're a sick mother, Doug. 758 00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:28,179 Yes. Yes, I am. 759 00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:37,455 And I like that in a liar. 760 00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:42,961 [ Wheezing Laugh ] 761 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:45,363 [ Squealing ] 762 00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:47,665 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 763 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:50,235 Hey, baby. Don't splash Mommy. 764 00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:55,306 Baby, you really gonna get paid $200,000 a year? 765 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:58,409 - $200,000. - With benefits! 766 00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:01,079 [ Wayne ] With benefits! [ All Laughing ] 767 00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:04,249 Yeah! [ Wayne ] Uh-oh. 768 00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:06,184 [ Dahlia ] What? I gotta pee. 769 00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:08,553 Oh, my God. I gotta pee. 770 00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:11,422 You can't pee in the pool, Dad. We're buffers now. 771 00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:14,025 We don't swim in the toilet. Y'all can't piss in our pool. 772 00:48:14,059 --> 00:48:16,027 I am a shark. 773 00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:18,529 I got $200,000. 774 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:20,498 Don't pee in the pool. [ Squeals ] Dad, no! 775 00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:25,536 [ Di Di ] Don't get in here. It's hot. [ Buzzing ] 776 00:48:28,206 --> 00:48:29,907 [ Chattering ] 777 00:48:33,979 --> 00:48:35,981 [ Di Di ] Don't come in here. It's hot. 778 00:48:37,315 --> 00:48:39,184 [ Chattering Continues ] 779 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,288 [ Buzzing Continues ] 780 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:50,461 [ Chattering ] 781 00:48:52,497 --> 00:48:55,133 [ Buzzing Continues ] 782 00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:58,569 [ Beeps ] 783 00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,671 [ Chattering ] [ Woman On Phone ] Doug? 784 00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:03,441 I know you're there. 785 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:06,244 Say somethin'. 786 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,146 Don't you hang up on me, Doug. 787 00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:11,349 Doug? 788 00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,318 Doug. 789 00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:18,023 [ Beeps ] 790 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,193 [ Phone Thuds ]