1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:04,505 - Previously on The Riches. - Travellers? 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,640 I-I don't think we know any Travellers. 3 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:10,111 You know, my buddies up in New York, they still don't think you people exist. 4 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,246 We're gonna have ourselves a wedding. 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,782 Our boy and your girl. 6 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:17,251 I am the new boss. He is the old boss. 7 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:20,088 - [ Bell Ringing ] - Get over it. 8 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,792 - [ Sam ] So where are we gonna go? - Life's a river, kid. 9 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:26,627 You gotta go where it takes you. 10 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,399 Come on! 11 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:34,268 You're in the wrong lane! Mick! Look out! 12 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:38,139 [ Linda ] Shit! Stop! Oh, my God! 13 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,373 I'm sorry. 14 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:47,415 The American dream. We're gonna steal it. 15 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:51,219 Dougie was looking for work... as a lawyer. 16 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:52,820 Ever done in-house? 17 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:55,089 Hi, Doug Rich. 18 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:57,758 [ Hugh ] Panco team, meet your new legal chief. 19 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,094 Dahlia, what are you doing here? I brought you lunch. 20 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:02,696 Isn't that what every good little housewife's supposed to do? 21 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,399 I'm guessin' you're good at a lot of things. 22 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,335 I could use someone like that around here. 23 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,537 I'll bet you could. 24 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:15,543 [ Bottle Clatters ] 25 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:19,280 Been there, done that. 26 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:20,714 So how do I find you? 27 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:23,817 [ Cael ] I'll pick you up. 8:00 tonight. 28 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:27,455 [ Ginny ] My being here means you're a dead man, Wayne Malloy. 29 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,757 I think Dale would be mighty interested in your address. 30 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:33,627 What do you want, Ginny Dannegan? 31 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:37,831 - Well, look who it is. - Uh, hi, everybody. 32 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,700 - Who is that? - This'd be Ken. 33 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,836 - Di Di's fiancé. - What? 34 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:49,143 [ Growling ] [ Man Narrating ] The African lion, 35 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:51,179 the second largest of feline species after the tiger, 36 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:56,450 hones in on its prey. [ Growling ] 37 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:59,420 - What is he doing? - Oh, he's watching an animal show with Sam. 38 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,855 You see, apparently retards really like animals. 39 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:04,758 He's not a retard. He's just kinda slow. 40 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,561 Cael, this is all your fault that he's even here in the first place. 41 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:10,331 I'm not the one who signed off on your bride price. 42 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:19,540 "I hereby offer my daughter, Delilah, in marriage to Kenneth Dannegan... 43 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:23,611 - in exchange for a bride price of zero dollars." - You're on clearance. 44 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,314 Shut up, Cael. This is not a joke. They could really hold us to this. 45 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,948 Ginny didn't give me much choice. 46 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,418 You had a choice. You could've told 'em to go to hell. 47 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:33,354 No, sweetheart. Then Ginny would rat us out, and Dale would find us. We had no choice. 48 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:36,490 I will figure this out. Just give me a couple of days. 49 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,492 [ Ken ] Y-You can watch now. That zebra's down for the count. 50 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:44,398 It ain't the lion's fault. He just needs to kill. 51 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,702 Why does he have to stay with us? 52 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:52,506 The fiancé always stays with the in-laws in the run-up to the wedding. It's tradition. 53 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,343 I'm not gonna marry him. It's tradition. That's all I'm saying. 54 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,445 Goes all the way back to the Middle Ages in Ireland. 55 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:59,213 You know? It's your heritage! [ Sighs ] 56 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:02,450 We should never have signed that bride price, Wayne. 57 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,418 Should've just killed Ginny. 58 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,854 If you just let me get through the arbitration tomorrow, I will deal with this. 59 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:10,658 - Arbi-what? - It's a legal term, Ken. 60 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,461 Well, I better learn it up if I'm gonna apprentice with you. 61 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,729 Oh, the son-in-law always apprentices with the father. 62 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:18,832 - It's tradition. - I can blacktop real good. 63 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,602 [ Can Opens ] 64 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,737 Look, Ken, this is a major corporation. 65 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:26,640 These are educated people. They-They have law degrees. 66 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:29,277 They got-- They got M.B.A.'s. 67 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:34,748 An M.B.A. is a master's degree in business administration. 68 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,550 You following me? 69 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:40,954 A degree is a level of l-- Oh, just forget it, all right? 70 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,757 I guess I could tarpaper the roof. 71 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:48,028 No, Ken, you nitwit, this is a multimillion-dollar lawsuit. 72 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,864 Nobody is tarpapering anything. You clear? 73 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,334 - You're not coming to work with me tomorrow. - That's not what Ginny said. 74 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,436 She said, uh, if-- if she gets mad, 75 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:58,572 she's gonna tell the cops about Mrs. Malloy violatin' her parole. 76 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:06,780 The word's "arbitration," Ken. 77 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:09,383 [ Slowly ] Arbitration. 78 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:14,455 - It means a polite argument. - You sure are pretty, Delilah. 79 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,758 [ Sam ] Ken, he's gonna eat a warthog. 80 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,594 [ Warthog Grunting, Lion Roars ] Oh, cool. 81 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:53,694 We can't let this thing go to trial. 82 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:58,432 This woman had her arm eaten by an alligator in her backyard. 83 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:02,336 She waves her stump at a jury, she could get 10 million bucks. 84 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,905 - What's the look? - I'm going to Panco tomorrow. I told you. 85 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,408 Oh, Jesus, Dahlia. Not tomorrow. 86 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,443 I got enough problems trying to get in there with Ken. 87 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:12,680 If-- [ Sighs ] 88 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:17,718 No, I just mean I really want to try and handle this, 89 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,987 settle it. 90 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,789 You know, arbitrate, like a real lawyer. 91 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,358 I'm actually kind of good at this-- 92 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:27,495 negotiating, working the numbers, working the angles. 93 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,930 - But I could help you. - I got Aubrey for that. 94 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:36,404 I mean she's a paralegal. She's got a legal education. 95 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:40,374 I know what paralegal means! 96 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,943 Except I didn't go to school, Wayne. 97 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,045 I don't have a law degree or an M.B.A. 98 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,147 Did you hear yourself before, by the way? 99 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:52,152 What am I supposed to do while you are so busy workin' the numbers and the angles? 100 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,588 [ Mouths Word ] Sit at home and clip coupons? 101 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:59,427 You know, as it turns out, 102 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:03,130 I do not know what a paralegal is, Wayne. 103 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,867 And I don't care! Screw you! 104 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,902 You are turning into such an asshole, Wayne. 105 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:12,139 Like you never been in a street fight or two? 106 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:17,110 You got Traveller blood in you. Can't just walk away from that. 107 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,913 Can't just wake up in the morning and pretend to be somebody else, 108 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:22,550 like all your traditions don't matter to you no more. 109 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,653 You are spittin' in the face of our people, and there will be consequences. 110 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,955 That is superstitious bullshit. 111 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,591 Oh, no, baby. It's real. 112 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,426 'Cause let me tell you, 113 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:36,430 sooner or later, someone's gonna figure out who we are, 114 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:41,001 and when this ride ends, it's gonna crash and burn so hard it'll destroy us. 115 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:46,006 So you want to go for a ride? Okay. 116 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,976 But I'm goin' with you. 117 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:53,013 'Cause if it ends, ain't none of us ever gonna see each other again. 118 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:05,493 I have somethin' for ya. 119 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:12,199 Holy shit! Yeah, read the inscription. 120 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:20,240 "To Esther. Love, Frank." 121 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,711 Ginny and I stole it off an old lady in Jacksonville. 122 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:26,914 Ginny dressed up like a nurse and pretended to take her blood pressure. 123 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,650 Meantime, I snuck into her bedroom-- 124 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,152 Oh. and picked her clean. 125 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,689 Money, jewelry-- I even stole her false teeth. 126 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,092 That's really touching, Ken. 127 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,228 I'd do anything for you, Delilah. 128 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,099 Thank you, Ken. 129 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:49,970 If-If anybody was ever gonna hurt you, I'd kill them. 130 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:55,609 Thanks, Ken. I really have a lot of homework to do. 131 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:58,679 Rem-Remember the night at Ginny's weddin'? We were all dancin'. 132 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,950 You were in a nightgown, dancing by the fire. 133 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:06,554 The light just lit up your hair. 134 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:10,691 You must have been almost nine, 10 years old. 135 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,695 That was the night I fell in love with you. 136 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,866 Yeah. Ken, 137 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:22,102 around here we call that pedophilia. 138 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:26,874 [ Chuckles ] You have such a big vocabulary. 139 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:33,180 - Good night, Ken. - Sweet dreams. 140 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,982 [ Birds Chirping ] 141 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:41,088 [ Gasps ] You been talking to my daddy? 142 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:44,324 He don't talk. He's been gettin' better, and you know it. 143 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,828 [ Sighs ] I heard he's been asking for you. 144 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:51,064 I heard Ken and Di Di are engaged. Is that true? 145 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,638 How did he find her? 146 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:05,579 Who says he did? I heard that Daddy wants him to lead the family... 147 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,581 until he can bring Wayne back. 148 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,583 Why would I care about that? 149 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,352 'Cause until Wayne comes back, you'd have all the power, 150 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,321 and it should be mine. 151 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:17,157 [ Laughs ] 152 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:23,096 Did you ever really think your daddy was gonna pick you? 153 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:26,199 Dale, you know what he thinks you are? 154 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,335 A sociopath. 155 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:31,071 You ever hear that word? 156 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,774 I heard it on a John Wayne Gacy special. 157 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,177 Means you got no conscience. 158 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,348 Means there's somethin' wrong with your soul. 159 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:44,685 [ Breathing Heavily ] Now, Earl feels real bad about it. 160 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,955 Blames himself. But it ain't his fault. 161 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,290 As far I can remember, you always been evil. 162 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,194 You used to rip the legs off frogs when you was a kid. 163 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,665 Then you'd burn 'em. [ Inhales ] 164 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,869 Go ahead, Dale. Slit my throat. 165 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,674 Wouldn't that be just like a sociopath? 166 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,811 [ Grunts ] 167 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,222 [ Clatters, Squeaks ] 168 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:31,832 [ Water Running ] [ Wayne ] Ken, once again. 169 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:38,138 You're my nephew. My name is Doug. Dahlia's name is Cherien. 170 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,975 What you are is an intern. I thought an intern was like a doctor, 171 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,077 except real good lookin' and on TV. 172 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:47,247 Don't say anything, honey. Okay? You just keep nice and quiet. 173 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,850 - [ Honking ] - School bus is here! 174 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,988 So I should call you Uncle Dan. 175 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,391 Just keep it zipped, for Christ sakes. 176 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,427 Say nothing, nada, silence. 177 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:11,138 Goddamn it. This is such bullshit. [ Horn Honks ] 178 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,759 [ Chattering ] 179 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:53,246 So, you're Doug's nephew from Jacksonville? 180 00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,087 [ Wayne ] Look, I went over the Underwood files last night, 181 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,256 and I want to talk numbers with you, 'cause I think you got a problem. 182 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,292 Good, great. Yeah, Cherien! 183 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,361 Hi. You look like a million bucks. 184 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,931 Oh. Mmm. Welcome to Team Hugh. 185 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,033 Let me show you the ropes. 186 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,036 Hugh, we gotta settle this before it goes to trial, right? 187 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,938 It's import-- 188 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,813 Ken, get up. 189 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,815 Want you to staple some things together. 190 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,283 Sure thing, Mr. Malloy. Dan. Shit. 191 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,222 Want to know a secret? I never had a personal assistant before. 192 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,792 My shrink said I should get one. 193 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:42,229 [ Laughs ] She said I can't take care of myself. 194 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,331 You want me to take care of you? My secretary couldn't. 195 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,900 That's why I fired her ass. 196 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:51,238 [ Clears Throat ] Anyway, uh, that's why you came here, isn't it? 197 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,248 Or did you come here so I could squeeze your tits again? 198 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,119 Oh, no. I want the 40 grand plus benefits. 199 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,989 Bullshit, Cherien. Your husband pulls down 200K a year. 200 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,591 You don't need money. I think you want to blow me. 201 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,895 Uh-- [ Chuckles ] 202 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,097 [ Laughs ] Oh, Hugh. 203 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,033 You're right. I do. 204 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,102 I wanna blow you so bad. 205 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,004 Come on. Drop your pants. 206 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:29,877 [ Chuckles ] Come on. Drop your pants. Don't be shy. 207 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,846 'Cause I want to take a picture of your little ding-dong for my sexual harassment suit. 208 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,415 That way, I'm never gonna have to work again! 209 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:39,186 Jesus, you're a bitch. You want to tell me about that job now? 210 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:43,924 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pick up my dry cleaning, fill out my insurance forms... 211 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:48,628 and find out how the hell Ducaine Med gets off chargin' $1,500 for a damn colonoscopy. 212 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,398 Well, I don't wanna do any of that either. 213 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,334 [ Chuckles ] All right. What do you wanna do, Cherien? 214 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:59,339 Mmm, I wanna "feng shooey" your office. 215 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,142 No wonder you're such a miserable bastard, man. You got no flow. 216 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,411 What's that supposed to mean? 217 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,647 Your chi. It's all out of whack. 218 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,250 I bet you got insomnia. Nightmares too. 219 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,921 How do you, uh-- How do you know about this feng shui? 220 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:17,290 Had some time on my hands past couple years. 221 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:21,594 I read a lot of Oprah magazines. 222 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,330 Mm-hmm. 223 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,533 All right. 224 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,070 You break anything, I'll wring your goddamn neck. 225 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,076 [ Door Closes ] 226 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,589 Oh. 227 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,070 Hugh, gotta talk to you about Underwood. 228 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,106 They're gonna be here in 10 minutes. Yeah, make her go away. 229 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,308 I think we should offer two million, take it or leave it. 230 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,576 What the hell you talkin' about? 231 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,179 That's one million less than the old lady got from McDonald's... 232 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,681 -when she was scalded by coffee. -And two million more than I'm gonna pay. 233 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:20,120 Hugh, this woman was gardening in her backyard. 234 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,156 An alligator grabbed her arm, dragged her into a reservoir. 235 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,058 She barely got out with her life. 236 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,460 So? Mmm! 237 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,562 [ Spits, Groans ] 238 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,966 I didn't create alligators. I'm not God, hmm? 239 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,469 No, but you got eight Fish and Wildlife citations... 240 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,738 warning you not to build on an alligator habitat. 241 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,041 So maybe she should have thought of that... 242 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,310 before she went outside and started all that reckless gardening. 243 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,378 Some people are morons, Doug. 244 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,480 Don't ever underestimate that. 245 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:53,186 Hartley Underwood is a conniving slut who got exactly what she deserved. 246 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,721 Well, that's a very good point, Hugh. 247 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,590 I really don't think a jury's gonna see it that way. I know. 248 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,460 - So, tank the bitch. - She got her arm ripped off. 249 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:04,597 How much more tanked do you want her? What do you want me to do, rip the other arm off? 250 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,700 You see? That's exactly what Stewart said, and Stewart is collecting unemployment. 251 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,003 I am not giving her one thin dime. 252 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,572 And if you can't make her go away, you can kiss your job good-bye. 253 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,311 Kimmie. Latte now! 254 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,292 So we got no dirt on Hartley Underwood? 255 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,594 No. We did a complete background check. Not even a speeding ticket. 256 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,164 But if there was dirt on her, she could have changed her name. 257 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,666 Go down to city hall. Get her marriage license. 258 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,269 Check for her maiden name, aliases, anything. 259 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,537 There's gotta be something. 260 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,606 [ Exhales ] 261 00:16:56,316 --> 00:17:00,053 Let me just start by saying how truly, deeply, 262 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:03,390 profoundly sorry we are... 263 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:08,595 for this really terrible, unforeseen, devastating-- 264 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,798 - Doug, I don't have time to shovel bullshit. - Absolutely. Neither do I. 265 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:15,168 In fact, I am keenly aware that time... 266 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:20,440 is the only thing that separates us from the wilderness. 267 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,743 I mean, hell, Ann, we are the wilderness, when you think about it. 268 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,113 Because-- 'Cause-- 'Cause man versus nature, 269 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,648 that really is a, uh, false dichotomy. 270 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:32,119 Oh, dichotomy, my ass. I nearly died. Look at my hospital file. 271 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,156 Jesus. God. 272 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,326 I don't think any of us wants this to come to trial, do we? 273 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,861 No, no. No, we don't. 274 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,697 So really, it's just a question of the amount of money we're gonna settle on. 275 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,766 I'm sure you've got a figure in mind. 276 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,570 Well, Ann, you-- you can't put a price on suffering. 277 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,306 No. But you can try. 278 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:57,777 Let's just each of us write down a number on a piece of paper and compare. 279 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:01,514 I think you'll find that our numbers are very close together. 280 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,151 In size or distance? 281 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,728 What the hell is this? That'd be a zero, Ann. 282 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:21,201 What possible justification can you have for offering my client nothin'? 283 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,373 I stapled my pants. 284 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,743 Would you excuse me for a moment? 285 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:37,317 Would you get the hell out of here? But I want to apprentice. 286 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,820 Go to my house. Apprentice there. 287 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,356 [ Aubrey Whispers ] Mr. Rich. 288 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:48,261 She changed her name from Mary Louise Blodgett. 289 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:52,432 The old Mary Louise got busted shoplifting, 1993. 290 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,735 Two thousand dollars' worth of items, mostly clothing. 291 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,737 You see how brilliant you are? 292 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,414 [ Susan ] Socio-what? 293 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,716 It means a person who ain't got a conscience. 294 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:14,754 [ Labored ] I didn't mean, uh-- It's okay, honey. 295 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,224 Don't you tire yourself out. 296 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:21,294 Maybe you was one of them socio things. 297 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:25,332 You were tough, even when you were a baby. 298 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:30,770 I swear, you once bit me so hard on the arm, the tears came. 299 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,774 You had such sharp teeth. 300 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,544 That's what your daddy was trying to say to you, ain't it, hon? 301 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,915 You're a survivor, Dale. And that's a good thing. 302 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,720 Is that what you think of me, Daddy? 303 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,857 You think I'm a sociopath? 304 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,993 You can't trust me to run the family? 305 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:59,599 - Can't help-- - The doctor said for you not to stress your vocal cords. 306 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,370 He was just trying to say he worries about you, that's all. 307 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,372 [ Earl Sighs ] Daddy, 308 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,640 all I want to know is-- 309 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:12,479 is did you talk to Ginny Dannegan about who's gonna be the next leader? 310 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,514 All right, that's enough. 311 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,684 He's gonna get overexcited. 312 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,955 Now, who told you? So he did choose Wayne? 313 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:27,260 It was just they've always had this especial connection. 314 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,362 I-It wasn't personal. 315 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,831 Don't take it the wrong way, baby. 316 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:37,003 I-It's a real big burden being responsible for a whole family. 317 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:42,275 Don't feel bad at your daddy for-for not picking you. 318 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:45,978 Your special connection has always been with me. 319 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,910 [ Chattering ] 320 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,982 Oh, shit. Cops are at the door. 321 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,685 Turns out Mr. Griswold really was a coke dealer. 322 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,854 The cops busted him right in the college counseling office. 323 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,089 Now they're doing a sweep of the entire school. 324 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,958 How the hell we gonna flush the weed, huh? 325 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,626 Delilah. 326 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,533 Forgot your lunch. 327 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:45,505 - Thanks, Ken. - I seen you at Delilah's. 328 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,876 I'm Ken. I'm Di Di's-- 329 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:54,381 Uncle. Uncle Ken... is my uncle. 330 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,618 Right. And Doug is my uncle. 331 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,053 And Doug is her dad. 332 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,657 So we're also brothers. 333 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,895 I guess our daddy married our-- his half sister. 334 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,063 [ Chuckles ] 335 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:18,004 I'm a-also her fiancé. Okay, Uncle Ken, can I talk to you for a second? 336 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,507 - Mm-mmm. - I think that boy thinks he is your boyfriend. 337 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:24,777 Ken, this is all part of our cover, okay? Aren't you supposed to be with my dad today? 338 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:27,747 He got a hair cross his fanny 'cause I messed up his stapler. 339 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:31,451 [ Di Di ] You know that this is all some big test, right? 340 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,687 S-See what you're made of. Is that so? 341 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,757 - Absolutely. - Well, I can pass any test he can set. 342 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,560 - You should do that. - See you at home, Di Di. 343 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,695 Okay. 344 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,406 Your uncle gave you this? 345 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,742 He got it from a vending machine at the halfway house. 346 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:59,546 - [ Laughing ] - What? 347 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:02,148 [ Cael ] Shit. Shit. 348 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,954 Oh, Ken. I realized that I forgot... 349 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:11,023 to thank you... 350 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:14,126 for-for bringing me my lunch. 351 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,963 It was very nice of you. 352 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,466 Okay, that's all. 353 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,734 I hope the sandwich didn't get too smushed. I think it'll be fine. 354 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,674 Well, bye. 355 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:29,776 See you, Di Di. Bye. 356 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:37,617 Uh, uh, not so fast. 357 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,053 Let's see that purse, little lady. 358 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:49,962 I'm short 800 bucks. 359 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,931 In my office. Now. 360 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,106 I want to know why you're really here. 361 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,609 Don't give me any of that cockamamie shit about feng shui. 362 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,577 What'd you really come here for? 363 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,746 I wanna screw you. 364 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,115 Oh, you do? Mm-hmm. 365 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:13,119 I want to see your arm. No, you don't. No, you want to get it on over by the moose! 366 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,722 Come on! Kimmie, get me the Ducaine Police. 367 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,190 - I want to report a robbery. - No, no. That's all right, Kimmie. I'll handle it. 368 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,762 [ Panting ] 369 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,532 What do you want? 370 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:29,068 Hmm? Pills? 371 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,970 Want me to hook you up with some Oxy? 372 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,172 Little meth? 373 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:39,011 Want to shoot up? Hmm? 374 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,548 Phew. Hard to ask, isn't it? 375 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,719 Sometimes that's the worst part-- how degraded you can get. 376 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:54,126 I want to know how you did it-- how you got clean. 377 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,262 'Cause you did, didn't you? 378 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,232 Tell me how you stopped usin'. 379 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:04,737 Oh, my God. 380 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,741 I get it. I get it. 381 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:14,581 [ Laughing ] Oh, God, you want-- You want to quit for Doug. 382 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:17,750 And you want me to help you. 383 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:21,120 Oh, ain't that romantic? [ Laughing ] 384 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:23,189 Don't you dare laugh at me! Oh! 385 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:26,826 Okay, okay, okay. Jesus. God. Was it A.A.? 386 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,828 Get your fingernails out of my balls! 387 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,163 Huh? You tell me how you got off pills! 388 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:34,066 I don't know. I don't know. You a lyin' son of a bitch! 389 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:36,869 God as my judge, I do not know. 390 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:39,005 It was the '90s. My dealer O.D.'d. 391 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,008 I just-- I stopped. I don't know. 392 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:45,211 Oh, God. [ Coughs ] 393 00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:48,180 [ Panting, Groaning ] 394 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:51,851 Oh, you're the craziest bitch I ever met. 395 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,321 [ Hartley ] What does that mean, "We've all done things we regret"? 396 00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:59,692 I just mean that everyone has things in their past that they wish were different. 397 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:03,262 For Panco, this could be some of our locations. 398 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:07,366 - For Mary Louise Blodgett, that could be felony grand theft. - What? 399 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,971 Oh, you know, one Gucci dress, one leopard print belt, 400 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:14,907 three bras, five pairs of ladies' underwear. 401 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:19,345 Mmm. And 627 dollars' worth of assorted sex toys. 402 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:24,050 Does that ring a bell or a buzzer, Ms. Blodgett? 403 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:28,020 You asshole. Give me that. Oh, no. That would be stealing. 404 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:32,291 I assume you're aware of your client's felony conviction in 1993... 405 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:35,828 - under the name of Mary Louise Blodgett. - That was 15 years ago. 406 00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:40,032 So my client was a little light-fingered when she was younger. How is this relevant? 407 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:42,769 Just from my experience, it really affects how a jury sees you-- 408 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:45,672 you know, uh, the peers in the community. 409 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:49,642 I was going through a really hard time. That was my first divorce. 410 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:51,410 And you must tell that to the judge. 411 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,746 When we go to trial, you gonna wear that suit? 412 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,749 Nice suit, looks good. Is that a thousand bucks or so? 413 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,951 Got the receipt? 414 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,222 Oh, I win a cookie. 415 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:06,826 You stole that jacket? Old habits die hard. 416 00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:11,063 I lost my arm! An alligator dragged me into a swamp! 417 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:13,833 I am under a great deal of stress. 418 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:16,335 It is terrible when a client violates your trust, isn't it, Ann? 419 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:19,105 You goddamn lawyers are all alike. 420 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:22,675 This is a despicable tactic. You will not intimidate my client. 421 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:24,877 Just make it go away. I don't care what it takes. 422 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:27,179 Now, honey, you don't mean that. You're gettin' overemotional. 423 00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:31,150 But I must say, we are prepared to discuss how to make it go away. 424 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:34,854 We'll be in touch when my client is feeling a little more rational. 425 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:39,258 Did I mention my prescription? [ Cael ] It's all right, Di. It's okay. 426 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,865 Shit. 427 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:50,469 [ Kisses, Laughs ] 428 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,272 You are a genius. 429 00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:55,241 Who knew the gimp was a shoplifter? 430 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:58,277 Well, yeah. Don't get excited. 431 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:00,312 Uh, she'll want something. She'll be back. 432 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:02,782 Oh, who gives a rat's ass? Well, you do. 433 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,884 You said you weren't gonna give her one thin dime. 434 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,219 Oh, what? Are you nuts? I was just shittin' you, pal. 435 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:10,022 I got a paper trail comin' out of my ass on this thing. 436 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:12,424 I knew I was gonna be out a million easy. 437 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:14,894 It's just that I got a little cash flow problem right now. 438 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,430 I thought you were worth 150 million. 439 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,867 On paper. 440 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,971 Real money, housing market's in the toilet. I'm mortgaged to my eyeballs. 441 00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:27,306 I was shittin' a brick I was gonna have to file Chapter 11. 442 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:30,342 But now, I got time to raise some funds. 443 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:36,983 Look at me. Look in my eyes. 444 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:41,353 You are the best goddamn lawyer I ever met. 445 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:43,355 [ Laughs ] 446 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:47,760 Hey, hey. Where the hell you think you're goin', little lady? 447 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:51,030 - Oh, this place ain't right for my employment needs. - Whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute. 448 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,933 Doug. Doug, if you don't mind, we're gonna have a little tête-à-tête. 449 00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:58,070 Sure. Who the hell took my gold pen? 450 00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:00,339 My grandmama gave me that pen when I graduated high school. 451 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,210 I can help you. Just so you know, 452 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,880 I'd never dream of mentioning that little incident to Doug. 453 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,916 It's just between you and me. 454 00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:11,818 See, 'cause I'm guessin' that, uh-- that, uh-- 455 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:17,456 Doug don't know you're still poppin' pills, does he? 456 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:21,293 You're a real bastard. No wonder you have nightmares. 457 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:24,296 [ Both Laugh ] 458 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,365 See there. See? Nothin' a little raise couldn't cure. 459 00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:29,235 Give me a minute. 460 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:32,238 - You have a good meeting? - Knocked 'em down over a million. 461 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:35,174 She cried. She did? 462 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:39,445 Oh, baby. You're a real good lawyer, huh? Seems so. 463 00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:42,982 You got her good. [ Chuckles ] 464 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:49,521 Oh, sorry to interrupt the romance. 465 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:53,926 Little petty cash. For? 466 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,963 Expenses. 467 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:59,531 Come on. I hear Johnnie Walker calling our name. 468 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:09,275 So, where shall we go? Club. 469 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:14,413 Uh, hi, Dan. D-Doug. 470 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:18,284 Hey, I'll come with you. 471 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,287 - And you might be? - Doug. 472 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:27,193 Your name is also Doug? 473 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:29,028 There can be more than one Doug. 474 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:32,531 Gulf War. 475 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,600 He was captured and shot. 476 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,569 - We take separate cars? - No problem. 477 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:40,306 I got a colonic later anyway. 478 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:43,442 I-I-I'll meet you at the club. God bless America, Doug. 479 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:57,089 Can I ask you a question, Mr. Malloy? Sure, Ken. 480 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:59,458 Were you a-a virgin when you married Mrs. Malloy? 481 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:03,529 Jesus. 482 00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:05,431 Well, I take it you're still a virgin. 483 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:06,966 If you don't count self-pleasurin'. 484 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:12,304 I want to ask your professional opinion about something. 485 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,073 Can we get a body in here? 486 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,609 Sure. 487 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:22,081 Look. You're right. 488 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:29,221 Hey! Should I just wait in here? 489 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:31,223 [ Line Ringing ] [ Chattering ] 490 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:41,200 [ Buzzing ] [ Dahlia ] Yeah, I'm gonna take this one too. 491 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,236 You were right about it. Sure do make your titties look nice. 492 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:51,010 Uh, I guess I'll take all this too. 493 00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,711 Will you give me one of them shirts in every color? 494 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,014 [ Buzzing Continues ] Oh, hell, I'll wear that. 495 00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:57,249 Uh, you want me to put this on your credit card? 496 00:31:57,283 --> 00:32:00,252 Oh, my boss is payin'. 497 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:07,226 I got me, uh, one of them expense accounts. 498 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:09,295 Wow. Yeah. 499 00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:11,663 I should really change jobs. 500 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:14,000 These people don't give me jack shit. 501 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:18,004 Oh, um, you lost your pills. 502 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:25,477 [ Sniffs ] 503 00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:29,581 You want 'em? 504 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,684 [ Chuckles ] 505 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:36,688 - [ Wayne ] There you go. - Thank you, sir. 506 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:39,125 Official membership form. 507 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:44,430 Once the paperwork clears, you're a member of Edenfalls Country Club. 508 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,633 Welcome to the world of social cachet and influence. 509 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,036 You're gonna make so many connections, 510 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:52,371 you won't even mind payin' 175,000. 511 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:57,576 $175,000? Take a second on the house. 512 00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,778 That's what I did. 513 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,613 Welcome to the inside. 514 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,451 Wanna know a secret? I'm gonna tell you my secret. 515 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,786 Secret of my success. 516 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,456 Trust no one. 517 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:13,392 You gonna make it in this world, you gotta make it alone. 518 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:17,229 - I don't have a lot of friends. You got a lot of friends? - No, not really. 519 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:19,431 Yeah, me neither. I don't have any friends. 520 00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:22,101 I'm a lonely mother. 521 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:25,104 Why do you think that is, Doug? 522 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:27,639 [ Clicks Tongue ] Probably 'cause you're an asshole. 523 00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:32,078 Mmm. Mmm. 524 00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:36,615 How come you don't have any friends, Doug? 525 00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:40,086 I-I don't know. 526 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,723 Moved around a lot when I was a kid. Never got in the habit. 527 00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:47,259 [ Sighs ] I feel you. 528 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:51,763 Trust anyone? No. 529 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,766 You trust Cherien? 530 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:59,505 Yes. Yes, I trust Cherien. 531 00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:04,643 Lucky bastard. 532 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,812 I trusted my ex-wife. 533 00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:11,117 Bitch poisoned my kids' minds against me. [ Buzzing ] 534 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:14,120 What's your secret, Doug? How do you keep your marriage from falling apart? 535 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:21,427 [ Line Ringing ] [ Sighs ] 536 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,529 [ Hugh ] Twelve of us, Doug. 537 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:28,100 So poor, I swear to God we only had one lightbulb. 538 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:32,538 You had to unscrew it and take it with you when you went into the next room. 539 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:37,443 Shit. I would lie awake at night, 540 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:40,379 my whole family asleep in the bunk beds, 541 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,782 and I'd have a vision of a day I'd be so rich... 542 00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:48,287 I would never have to see any one of those filthy dickwads again. 543 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,589 I never told anybody that. 544 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:53,292 Everybody thinks I grew up rich. 545 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:58,130 My mother left me when I was four, after my dad died. 546 00:34:58,164 --> 00:34:59,531 Let it out, man. Let it all out. 547 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:02,401 I never told anyone that. Let it all out! Come on. 548 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:05,537 - I tell everyone she's dead. - Well, she is dead, to you. 549 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:09,908 I was brought up by Jesuits and then bandits. 550 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,578 - A pack of bandits. - You ever think about your mom? 551 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,481 I don't know. Maybe she's here. 552 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:18,217 Maybe she's right here in Edenfalls. 553 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,686 Ever think about that? No. 554 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,756 Huh? No. 555 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,193 [ Buzzing ] [ Wayne Sighs ] 556 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:41,573 Doug Rich. [ Cael ] Dad, Di Di got arrested. 557 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:47,879 [ Man ] Is this the one you were after? [ Man #2 ] Yeah, that's the one. 558 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:53,552 After the first hour, I started to see colors, and then I saw a face of a lion. 559 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:55,954 I said I was sorry. Dad. Hey. 560 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,224 Where the hell you been? I've been calling you for hours. 561 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:02,561 I just think you could give me back the pen. 562 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:06,898 Think you owe me that. Just go over there and sit down. 563 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:14,606 - Okay, where is she? - They locked her in her cell. They wouldn't let us see her. 564 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,908 See the woman behind the desk? 565 00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:20,612 Okay, she took Di's fingerprints. 566 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:23,615 They're gonna give her a permanent record, okay? 567 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:26,652 Shit. Shit, shit, shit. If they run her record through a database, 568 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,654 they're gonna come up with the real Doug Rich's license. 569 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,756 Okay, Doug Rich is all over the Internet. 570 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:32,858 You know how much time you can do for identity theft? 571 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:35,727 Vehicular manslaughter? Okay, Cael. 572 00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:38,330 She will not get a permanent record. Parole violation. 573 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:41,833 Practicing law without a license. I said I will deal with this. 574 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,336 I don't want to go to a foster home. 575 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,805 You will not go to foster care. Okay, Sammy? I promise. 576 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:49,275 Nothing bad's gonna happen to you. 577 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,578 I'll never let them take you away. 578 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:56,448 Nobody is gonna split up this family. You hear? 579 00:36:56,482 --> 00:37:01,287 What, are you-- Are you drunk? A little bit. 580 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,589 Shit, Dad. I will take care of this. 581 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:08,627 Are you the one that booked my daughter, ma'am? 582 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:12,498 'Cause I'm sure you're familiar... 583 00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:15,534 with Malloy versus the State of Louisiana. 584 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:19,538 [ Buzzing ] Oh, hold on. Hold on, hold on. 585 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,808 [ Line Ringing ] ...in prohibition of-of marijuana use. 586 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:25,311 Hi. What do you want, baby? 587 00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,480 What? 588 00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:31,883 Are you all right? Mom's on her way. 589 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:35,321 Excuse me. When you were out there, did you see my husband? 590 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,924 - What'd you do? - Seven unpaid parking tickets. 591 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,860 No. Dad. 592 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:45,631 God forbid Richard should have to interrupt his conference call to bail his wife out of jail. 593 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,466 What a colossal dick. [ Whispering ] Dad. 594 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,671 I didn't know you smoked pot. It wasn't mine. It was Ken-- 595 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:55,541 Some kid hid it on Ken and I had to take it from him... 596 00:37:55,574 --> 00:37:58,310 because there's no way he could have done this without blowin' us all to hell. 597 00:37:58,344 --> 00:38:00,379 So you threw yourself on the grenade? 598 00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:03,949 Oh, baby girl. I'm so sorry. 599 00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:06,084 I never wanted any of this to happen. 600 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:10,322 [ Sighs ] I love you so much. 601 00:38:10,356 --> 00:38:12,524 Uh, I know that, Dad. 602 00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:14,593 [ Sobbing ] I love you more than all the world. 603 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:17,429 [ Sobbing ] 604 00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:22,434 All I want is for you to be able to do anything you want to do. 605 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:25,337 For the love of God, go find the bathroom and splash some water on your face. 606 00:38:25,371 --> 00:38:27,573 Okay, honey. 607 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:29,475 I love you. I know. 608 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:35,046 Richard's never in his life told our girls he loves them. 609 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:41,119 [ Sighs ] 610 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,389 [ Sniffs ] 611 00:38:55,801 --> 00:38:57,969 [ Woman ] Right in here, ma'am. 612 00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:03,475 - He was a tall man. - Who was? 613 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:05,844 My assailant. The fellow who stole my purse. 614 00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:08,947 Oh. 615 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:16,555 He-He was a tall, thin man. Dark hair. 616 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:19,024 Bushy eyebrows. Mmm, eyebrows. 617 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,859 Small eyes. Small. 618 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:23,795 Crooked teeth. Okay, hang on. Hang on. 619 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:28,867 Gotta get these in, you know? You want this to be good? 620 00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,169 Was it sunny? 621 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:34,105 [ Chattering ] 622 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:45,751 Mom. Oh, hey, baby. 623 00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:47,819 So Dad's here. He's filling out some paperwork. 624 00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:52,858 Oh, shit. [ Woman ] Mrs. Rich? 625 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,528 Hello, Officer. 626 00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:59,531 I can't tell you how sorry I am about all this. 627 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:04,636 I, uh-- I have the 800 cash... 628 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,805 for your clean and sober program. 629 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:11,042 And there is also a little somethin' in there for your police retirement fund. 630 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:13,745 Just-- Well, I'll take you to her. 631 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:16,181 I think she's learned her lesson. 632 00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:18,149 And it seemed like he was kind of retarded. 633 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:23,154 Retarded? Why didn't you say he was retarded? 634 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:28,126 - [ Eraser Rubbing ] -It happened outside the station just 15 minutes ago. 635 00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:30,161 Ken. 636 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,666 - Hey. - Oh, um-- 637 00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:40,872 The eyes are a bit weird. You have a go. 638 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:45,043 I got started. 639 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:48,947 [ Man ] His wife is here. She posted bail. 640 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,917 Time pass slow in there, don't it? 641 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,754 It's like it stands still. 642 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:59,157 Yeah. Yeah. 643 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:04,796 My friend Kay, she used to sing to me, make the time go. 644 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,932 You know what she'd sing? What? 645 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:12,804 * Jesus loves me This I know * 646 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:15,974 * For the Bible tells me so * 647 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:22,080 * Little things to him belong * [ Sniffling ] 648 00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:26,818 * They are weak But he is strong ** 649 00:41:28,554 --> 00:41:32,157 [ Crying ] We'd look up, 650 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:35,126 and what do you know, five minutes'd be gone. 651 00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:42,000 That's how you break the day up-- in little pieces like that. 652 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:45,804 [ Door Closes ] Well, I ain't heard that song since I was a little girl. 653 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:48,239 Paperwork's done. 654 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:51,677 Free as a bird. Not you. 655 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,879 Tell Richard I won't forget this. 656 00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:55,981 [ Sobbing Quietly ] It's okay, baby. 657 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:01,887 Dad, where were you? 658 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,625 Where's Ken? He walked home about 15 minutes ago. 659 00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:08,894 [ Sighs ] [ Woman ] You'll be glad to know... 660 00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:11,597 we feel no need to put this on her permanent record. 661 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:14,633 You know, with you-all bein' so willing to enroll her in our program, 662 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,868 there's plenty of hope for her to be rehabilitated. 663 00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,671 Well, thank you so much. 664 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:23,742 Mr. Rich seems a little stressed, if you don't mind my saying. 665 00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:30,181 Thank you. 666 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:33,619 [ Slurred ] Baby-- [ Car Alarm Chirps ] 667 00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:35,754 you were magnificent in there. 668 00:42:35,787 --> 00:42:39,791 Totally smooth, calm. Above it all. 669 00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:42,193 - Like a queen. - [ Panting ] I can't do this. 670 00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:44,229 Ooh, I can't do this anymore. 671 00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:47,633 I can't do this anymore. Hey, hey, hey. 672 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:51,069 Hey. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 673 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:53,639 [ Dahlia Crying ] [ Wayne Whispering ] Hey. 674 00:42:56,174 --> 00:43:00,746 ** [ Humming "Rock of Ages" ] 675 00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:05,684 Honey, stop humming. [ Whispering ] Hey. 676 00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:07,686 [ Man On TV ] Oh, that was wonderful. 677 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,155 Lars Mortenson and the Alpine Cloggers. 678 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:13,091 You know, we certainly can't get enough of the folk dances here. 679 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:16,394 Next up, the Briggs Sisters. Please don't go away. 680 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,697 Hey, Daddy. Hmm? 681 00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,331 Nurse called, said she's gonna be a little late. 682 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,936 [ Labored Breathing ] What the hell are you watchin'? 683 00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:27,205 Day nurse put this on? 684 00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:30,208 Lame-ass polka shit. 685 00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:36,214 You must be sick as hell of being cooped up in here all day. 686 00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:43,354 You must be dyin' for some fresh air. [ Inhales Deeply ] 687 00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:49,160 Oh, no, no. No, don't tire yourself out. 688 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:51,229 I got you. 689 00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:02,808 It's cold tonight. Look at them stars, Daddy. 690 00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:07,045 How come y'all can see the stars better when it's cold? 691 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:10,181 When I was a kid, I used to think that the stars were made of ice. 692 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,751 Do you remember that? We'd go camping. 693 00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:15,420 You'd let me pretend we were Indians. 694 00:44:15,453 --> 00:44:18,123 You gave us Indian names. You were Big Elk. 695 00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:20,191 Remember what you used to call me? 696 00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:23,128 That's right. I was Little Bear. [ Groans ] 697 00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:27,766 Earl? 698 00:44:29,968 --> 00:44:32,003 Earl? 699 00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:39,410 We'd set up our tent, and you'd tell me the stories about the Ridge Runner. 700 00:44:40,779 --> 00:44:42,781 [ Shivering ] 701 00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:44,950 Crazy Indian who lost his tribe, 702 00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:48,019 and he would haunt these woods, scalpin' little boys. 703 00:44:49,755 --> 00:44:52,758 And after you went to sleep, 704 00:44:56,261 --> 00:44:58,897 I would lie there so scared. [ Crying ] 705 00:44:58,930 --> 00:45:02,067 But I never made a sound. 706 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,770 'Cause I wanted you to think that I was so brave. 707 00:45:10,341 --> 00:45:14,312 [ Sobs ] All I ever wanted to do was to make you proud, Daddy. 708 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:19,317 I'll always be your brave little Indian. 709 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:23,188 [ Bell Rings ] 710 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:25,924 [ Sobbing ] 711 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,930 I love you, Daddy. 712 00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:39,470 And I will carry you in my heart till the day that I die. 713 00:45:39,504 --> 00:45:41,973 [ Gasping ] Good-bye. 714 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,877 [ Gasping ] [ Ringing ] 715 00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:48,980 [ Groaning, Crying ] [ Ringing ] 716 00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:55,253 [ Crying ] 717 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:58,957 [ Bell Ringing ]