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Previously on The Riches.

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Do you really think
Dad has a plan?

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He stole the money.
Ma lost the money.

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And now we're here
in a dead guy's house.

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- [ Wayne ]
Doug Rich was a litigator.
- Hi. Doug Rich.

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You have to be the worst
lawyer in the world.

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I am. And you--
You're fired.

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The new guy
doesn't know anything!

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You wanna be a partner?
That's what I went to
law school for.

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Okay, man.
In the meantime, you need to
invite me to a dinner.

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A dinner?
I check out your house,
your friends, your family,

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see if you're
partnership material.

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[ Dahlia ]
This is Chunky Kay.

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She was my cellie in prison.

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Man, this whole maid thing's
really weirdin' me out.

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If I don't work for you,
I gotta work for somebody.

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I want you to think
of three adjectives that
describe Doug and Cherien.

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And if I like your adjectives,
I'm gonna make Doug here
a partner. If I don't,

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he's out on the street.

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- [ Sniffing ]
- Jesus Christ.

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- Shut the goddamn door!
- You want to make me a partner
right now? Right here?

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[ Hugh ]
Why the hell not?
Maybe later.

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I wanted to be a partner.
Something about it
makes me sick to my stomach.

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Well, we're turnin'
into buffers, baby.

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You want some?

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No.

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If you decide
you do want some,

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I'll just leave it
right there for you.

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[ Dahlia ]
Don't.
So stop me then.

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[ Birds Chirping ]
[ Dog Barking In Distance ]

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Why didn't you
come to bed last night?

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Huh? What's the matter
with you?

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I saw the little baggie
your friend Kay
passed you last night,

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the one with
the white powder in it.

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She left it here.

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I just can't take
the lying.

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That's what I can't take.

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- I'm not lying, Wayne.
I told you. I'm off that shit.
- Really?

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Yeah.
'Cause after
you went to sleep,

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I went around the house,
and I found about 15 bottles
of tranquilizer...

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hidden all
over the place.

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You must be
the most tranquil person
on the goddamn planet.

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Has it ever crossed your mind
I might need it
to get off the meth?

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Well, why didn't you tell me?

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Because maybe
I did not think
you would understand.

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Bet Hugh understands.
You do it with him too?

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Oh, my God. Jesus.

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Isn't it enough that
I'm not taking
the shit anymore? Huh?

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What do you
want from me?
[ Sam ] Mom, Dad,

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I need somebody to sign
my permission slip.

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Science museum, huh?
Yeah, we're seeing an exhibit
on global warming.

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Don't you need to
get to work?

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I don't know.

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- Probably.
- Dad, are you gonna
quit your job?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.
Is that why...

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you were sleeping on the floor
in my room last night?

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Because you're gonna quit?

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I think that's
between him and Mom.
No. No, it's not about Mom.

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I was just thinking
life is too short
to work for assholes.

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Remember that.

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Calm down.
There's a million
buffer jobs out there.

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It says here they're looking
for a cashier at Wiener Hut.

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Sammy, there's no way that
anybody in Edenfalls could
live on minimum wage, okay?

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- Just forget that.
- Would you relax?
I'm Doug Rich.

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I'm a high-profile lawyer,
okay?

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I've settled two major cases.
Hell, I'm a member of
Edenfalls Country Club,

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and your mom's still
got the job at Panco.

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Dahlia.
You're gonna be late.

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Dahlia?

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Dahlia?

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Coming.

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Oh, no. No, no.
No. Hey.

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I was gonna flush it!
I was gonna flush it!

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I was! I swear!
I was gonna flush it.

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How big a supply is this?

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A month? A week?
No. You gotta believe me.
I was gonna flush it.

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You gotta believe me.
If you're gonna do this shit,
I'm gonna do it too.

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No. I was gonna
flush it, Wayne. No! No!

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[ Grunts ]

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Now I believe you.

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God!
[ Coughing ]

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[ Breathing Heavily ]

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God!

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Are you crazy?
[ Wayne Coughing ]

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I mean, are you
trying to kill yourself?

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I don't know. Are you?

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Of all the assaholic
things you have ever done,
this is the most assaholic!

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Are you aware of how much
of this shit you did?

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I am so sorry. I forgot to read
the Crankhead's Handbook.

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[ Coughing ]
Oh, yeah. It burns.

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That's right.
That shit is lethal, Wayne.

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You better get to work,
'cause I think I quit.

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[ Breathing Heavily ]
Jesus Christ.

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Okay. If you let the kids
see you like this,
I'm gonna rip your nuts off.

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I can't tell if I'm enjoying
your reaction because
it's actually gratifying...

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or 'cause
the meth is kickin' in.

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[ Inhales ]

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[ Exhales ]
Jesus.

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[ Sam ]
Mortgage: four grand a month.

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Uh, Rosemere Academy
is $4,500 a month.

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Um, Edenfalls Country Club
is a thousand dollars a month.

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Temple membership.
Water, electric, telephone.

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Sam. Will you stop, okay?
He's not gonna quit.

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He might. Somethin' went down
with him and Mom at that party.

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Okay. Why are we gettin' a bill
from Mountain View Nursing Home
for $4,700 a month?

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Must be where Cherien's mother
is. He was never gonna make it
in the corporate world anyway.

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- God knows Mom's
not gonna hang on to a job.
- So, what are we gonna do?

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What we always do.
Move somewhere else.
And-- And what?

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Go back to stealing wallets
and rippin' off car stereos?

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Yeah, maybe you can wear
a mustache this time.

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You see, that sounds
really fun to me.

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Okay. Does Mom make
$14,723.51 per month?

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'Cause that's what
we're gonna need.

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That's after taxes, buddy.
You gotta add 35%.

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Okay. Do not go upstairs.
Your dad has food poisoning.

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Mom, do you make $19,876.74--
Do not go upstairs.

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Okay?

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[ Dog Barking In Distance ]

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[ Engine Starts ]

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- [ Kimmie ] Where's Doug?
- Hey. Doug.

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Hey. It's me.
Uh, are you there?

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I know you're there.
I just want to make sure
you're still alive, huh?

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No. Oh, he had bad clams.

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Would you call me, you asshole.

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So, Doug's not comin' in?
Who the hell cares?

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Uh, Hugh does.
He called from Reno.

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The REIT is gonna be here at
9:00 for the closing. He needs
Doug to answer questions.

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The REIT?
The Real Estate
Investment Trust.

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They're buying
that office tower. Hugh left
the papers on his desk.

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Okay. Um, well,
I'll handle that.

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Now, Kimmie, you know how to
work the Google thing, huh?

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Can you find out what a person's
supposed to do if another person
does a whole shitload of meth?

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- Is it the one where
you pack their head in ice?
- Huh?

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I'm-- I'm givin'
an antidrug talk
at my kids' school.

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- Oh.
- Okay?

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[ Beeping ]
Okay.

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[ Ringing ]
My monthly expenses
are $19,000!

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[ Wayne's Voice ]
Hi. This is the Riches.
We're not here at the moment.

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$19,000! Ninet--

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I gotta get a job.
[ Dahlia ]
Wayne?

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Wayne. Wayne.
Pick up the goddamn phone.

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Wayne, it's me.
Pick up the phone.

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I understand you got
a hiring freeze, Craig.
[ Dahlia ] I know you're there.

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[ Craig ] It's not just
the hiring freeze, Doug.
[ Dahlia ] You're high, Wayne.

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- [ Beeps ]
- "Extreme euphoria,
anxiety, aggressiveness,

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hostility, paranoia, mania,
excessive talkativeness."

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It doesn't say what
to do, but-- Oh, check out
the symptoms of overdose.

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"Nerve damage, kidney failure,
convulsions, hallucinations,
stroke, heart attack."

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That ought to scare
the kids, huh?
Yeah.

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You better go in there.
They're gonna have questions.

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Okay. Call Doug.
You read him
that list of symptoms.

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'Cause he's gonna have to do
the drug talk for the kids.
[ Sniffs ]

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[ Kimmie On Answering Machine ]
Doug? Doug, Cherien wanted me
to read you these symptoms.

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"Aggressiveness,
hostility, paranoia,
excessive talkativeness"--

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Shit.
"rapid breathing,
extreme sex drive,

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sweating,
heart palpitations"--

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Okay. Uh--

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These here.
All right.

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So, I'm gonna, uh,
notarize the stuff.

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Uh, Panetta said
we should talk to head of
Legal before we sign.

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Well, the head of Legal
kicked it upstairs to me.

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$19,000. I mean, how
the hell did I get here?

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[ Woman ] I hear ya.
And that's before you're blowing
45 grand a year on college.

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Forty-five grand?
I mean, how the hell
do you pay it?

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Took out a second
and a third mortgage.
Goddamn it.

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Look, Doug. I wish we had
an opening here, but the truth
is, even if we did have one--

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Look, I know. I'm not
a defense litigator, but--

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[ Woman ]
I hate to sound harsh,
but we need someone--

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[ Scoffs ]
Shouldn't we
read 'em first?

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Sure. Whatever
blows your hair back.

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[ Overlapping Voices ]
Don't need anyone right now.
Not now. Not now. No. No. No.

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God.

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"We'd like to thank you
for giving us the opportunity
to meet with us.

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It was a pleasure
to discuss the"--
Hayden-Javitz!

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"We're so sorry you declined
to accept this position.
Should you ever recons--"

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[ Beeping, Line Ringing ]

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[ Woman ]
Law office.
Hayden-Javitz?

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Just to put your kid through
one year of college
costs $45,000.

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And I didn't even
go to college.

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Of course I went to college.
I went to...

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Georgetown University
to do my college degree,

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and then I went to Har--
Princeton University,
and I studied law again.

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I have done a lot of
extracurricular activities.

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I was in an eating club
where we ate a lot of food.
That's the thing you do there.

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And I was in-- was
Prince Dauntless in Once Upon
a Time on a Mattress.

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I was a very excellent
leading man.

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Dear God, you may ask,
why I put that on my résumé.
I ask why I put it on my résumé.

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But it's on the résumé
to show you who I am.

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If I could just talk to
Mr. Javitz, I could explain--
Fine.

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I'll call the managing
partner and I'll ask
if he'll see you, okay?

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Just please have a seat.
I will.

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Please.

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[ Line Ringing ]

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I have a-- a Mr. Rich
out here in the lobby with
a file of wrinkled-up papers,

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saying he wants to
meet you.

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[ Line Ringing ]
[ Dahlia ]
Wayne, where the hell are you?

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Do you have any idea
how much your mother's
nursing home costs?

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My mother's been dead
for 32 years.

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Mr. Rich,

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our managing partner
said he'd be
delighted to see you.

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Um, I have
Doug Rich for you.

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[ Exhales ]

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Stewart. Holy shit!

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I know. What are the odds?

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Last time I saw you,
you were all blurry...

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'cause one of Panco's
security goons was macing me.

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No hard feelings, man.

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- Seriously?
- Yeah.

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Whoa.

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Hey. You got my job.
I got yours.
Goes around, comes around.

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Whoa! Whoa.
That is--

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Boy, that is really big.
That is really,
really big, you know?

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[ Laughing ]
I fired you, man.

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Nah. That was Hugh's thing.

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- Survival of the fittest.
- Well, talk about Darwinian.

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You know how much it costs
to send your kids to college?

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It never ends.
[ Chuckles ]
Friggin' gerbil wheel.

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A sickness.
We Americans never feel
like we have enough.

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- Why do you think that is?
- I don't know.

221
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,446
Think it has to do with
that goddamn Puritan work ethic?

222
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,116
- Huh? Workin' and
workin' and workin'?
- Absolutely.

223
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,518
It all goes back to
that psychotic dickhead
Myles Standish.

224
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,988
You know, he--
You know he was
only 4 foot 11?

225
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,123
[ Chuckles ]
I mean! You know?

226
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:48,929
A major Puritan, and 400 years
later, we're still dealing
with his short guy complex.

227
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,231
We gotta stop the madness, huh?

228
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,301
- We gotta say, "I have enough."
- I have enough.

229
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,336
[ Chuckles ]
You know what isn't enough,
though, Doug?

230
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,572
Your new job here.

231
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,211
As a janitor.

232
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,346
Yeah?
Yeah. A janitor.

233
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,548
You lousy prick.

234
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,251
Nobody fires my ass.

235
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,153
Now get the hell
out of my office.

236
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,089
- You little shit!
- Security!

237
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:19,893
Hey! Get off!
Hey! He is a total fraud!

238
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,896
Look at the pictures
in his office.
They're not even his kids.

239
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,464
That's-- That's--
That's my résumé.

240
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,504
[ Chattering ]

241
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,911
I am...

242
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:41,681
unclear on item 15 sub "A."

243
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,483
Mm-hmm? Okay.

244
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,589
[ Buzzing, Chirping ]
Excuse me.

245
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,658
Wayne? Where are you?

246
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,227
Do you know how much
we pay for HBO?

247
00:14:56,463 --> 00:15:00,167
Okay. Wayne, do not
give me shit about HBO.
Where the hell are you?

248
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,335
I'm here.

249
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,304
- I've had a wake-up call,
Dahlia.
- Where are you?

250
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,006
We don't need
any of this shit.

251
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,608
It is time to say enough.

252
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,344
Wayne, will you just tell me,
are you having chest pains?
Okay?

253
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,347
And where'd you put
all the goddamn pills?
Did you throw 'em all out?

254
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,383
Did you throw out
the ones underneath
the garden gnome?

255
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,518
If you didn't, would you
please take five of 'em?
Fine.

256
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,521
- But we gotta cut out HBO.
- HBO.

257
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,690
We gotta stop
drinking those lattes.

258
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:28,095
We gotta stop using
cell phones and the Internet
and the cable, and we--

259
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,964
we gotta reuse paper towels,
'cause you know what?

260
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,633
Nobody wants Doug Rich.

261
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,704
- Oh, my God.
- He is an old, sleazy,
washed-up nothing.

262
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,473
- Okay.
- But that's okay, 'cause we
don't need any of this shit.

263
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,409
Wayne. Wayne.
You know?

264
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,712
- The Pilgrims didn't even
have paper towels.
- Wayne.

265
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,048
You wouldn't have had Squanto
sitting on the edge
of Plymouth Rock...

266
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,083
watching HBO,
for God's sakes, or...

267
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:53,586
paying a nursing home
$4,700 a month.

268
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,056
- Jesus Christ!
- Wayne!

269
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:59,226
[ Clicks, Dial Tone ]
Shit.

270
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,562
[ Wayne On Phone ]
$2,300 for a single room?

271
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,764
What are you,
the Ritz-Carlton?

272
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,201
- You pay a premium for privacy.
- She doesn't like privacy.
She likes lots of people.

273
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,437
I mean, she--
she's lonely.
[ Computer Chirps ]

274
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,074
Mom is very, very lonely.

275
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:17,477
You know the search for
individual freedom, which--
and I'm quoting Mom here--

276
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,712
has led to a culture
of alienation and anomie,

277
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,582
which ironically leads us
to spend more and more money...

278
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,285
trying to fill
the howling, aching--
[ Beeps ]

279
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,620
empty--
[ Typing ]

280
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,656
Are y--
Are you answering e-mails?

281
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,192
I'm multitasking, Mr. Rich.
What do you want?

282
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,495
I want to know what the hell
this medical charge is
for 1,580.22.

283
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,165
We had to put
Dr. Morganstern on oxygen.

284
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,067
Paying for her doctor's
medical bills as well?

285
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:45,105
Your mother-in-law
is Dr. Morganstern,
and she needs oxygen.

286
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,207
Oh. Oh.
So you're charging her
to breathe now.

287
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,709
Well, that's illegal.
She doesn't want to
live like that.

288
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,145
Hooked up to an oxygen tent--
what kind of life is that?

289
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,547
Tell her it'll be okay
if she lets go.

290
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:58,251
You know? Tell her to let go.
Tell her to go towards
the light. They love that.

291
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,087
[ Clicks, Dial Tone ]
Tell-- Hello?

292
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,259
I just need a little
clearing up on article 41.

293
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,729
Okay. You know what?
I don't give a good goddamn
about article 41, buddy.

294
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,199
[ Chuckles ]

295
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,767
I have to say...

296
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:19,339
I think we've been really
good sports about the lack
of clarity in these documents.

297
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,575
[ Exhales ]
Okay.

298
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:26,146
I'm sorry. Sorry.

299
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,515
I have a relative with
some addiction problems.

300
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,784
Oh.

301
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:35,355
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah. Okay.

302
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,558
Shit. Let's look at
article 41.

303
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,663
You know, uh--
[ Clears Throat ]
I, uh--

304
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,665
I hope this doesn't
cross the line, but...

305
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,601
you've seemed quite upset
all morning, and...

306
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,670
I just want to say...

307
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,506
my son's had some
addiction issues.

308
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,508
He's been
in and out of rehab.

309
00:17:55,542 --> 00:18:00,413
Well, I just mean that I--
I know how it can
rip your guts out.

310
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,294
Can you not read the sign?

311
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,432
Says "No Solicitors."

312
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,901
Uh, I can read.

313
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,538
Um, I just thought you might
like to know that your-- your
roof is lookin' a little tired.

314
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,275
Please don't make me
call Security.
Uh, I--

315
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:31,144
I also-- I also do
house painting and hauling.

316
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,513
I've already availed
my services to some of
your neighbors.

317
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:36,349
Your-- Your backdoor
neighbor in 1405.

318
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,851
Doug Rich?
No. No. That's not his name.

319
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,155
Uh, fella with a beard,
three kids, big old
Mercedes-Benz in the driveway.

320
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:45,625
Yeah. That's Doug Rich.
That's his name?
You sure about that?

321
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,162
Well, I think I would remember
his name. That prick screwed me
out of $10 million.

322
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:52,265
Ten million dollars?

323
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,735
Doug Rich screwed you
out of $10 million?
Mm-hmm.

324
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,270
You were robbed.
That is--

325
00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:00,440
That is a gross overcharge
for aluminum siding.

326
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,211
Do I look like someone
who uses aluminum sidin'?

327
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:07,647
He's a lawyer.
That shit-suckin' bastard.

328
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:13,786
Would you care
for a fresh latte, Dale?

329
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:20,460
We do not euthanize
our patients, sir.
Read our mission statement.

330
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,431
I am just trying to understand
what is this charge for $279.50
for miscellaneous?

331
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,600
Miscellaneous
is the cappuccino cart.

332
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,303
- She bought
a cappuccino cart?
- We have a cappuccino cart.

333
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,640
It's one of our perks.
Dear God. You must be peeling
the old bat off the ceiling.

334
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,876
I mean, why can't
she just rip some bark
off a tree and chew it?

335
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,979
I mean, it's probably
what Squanto used to do.
Didn't cost him a dime.

336
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,915
- Bark is a natural stimulant.
- You want your mother-in-law
to chew bark?

337
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,752
Okay. You tell her.

338
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,221
Front desk,
visitor for Dr. Morganstern.

339
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:51,291
No, no, no. Not now.
I don't want to scare her.
Look.

340
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,360
She's elderly and obviously
over-caffeinated.

341
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,728
You know? This is just
a recipe for cardiac arrest.
[ Clears Throat ]

342
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,536
[ Man ]
Too much foam, dear.

343
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,639
She doesn't want to see me.
She hates lawyers.

344
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,875
I mean, Mom has had it
with the litigious society.

345
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,810
Chances are she won't even
remember you, Mr. Rich.

346
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,945
We had to move her
to Ward "C."

347
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,449
Dr. Morganstern? Hon?

348
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,518
[ Sniffs ]

349
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,952
Your son-in-law
is here.

350
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,760
Dr. Morganstern?
Mmm, Mother?

351
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,696
Hi, it's Doug.

352
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,832
I've had some work done.

353
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,568
Mom?

354
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,507
Sometimes you have to
speak up a little.

355
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,543
Hi, Mom.
It's Doug.

356
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,912
Doug Rich. You remember?

357
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:50,283
- Who?
- Doug.

358
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,319
- Doug Rich.
- I'm Doug Rich.

359
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,488
I'm Doug Rich. I think--

360
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,657
I think you're--
you're Marvin O'Keiffe, sir.

361
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,392
I'm Doug Rich.

362
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,294
What is this, Spartacus?
I'm Doug Rich.

363
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,730
Do not antagonize
Mr. O'Keiffe.

364
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,398
You lousy sack of shit!

365
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,434
I'm Doug Rich.

366
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,869
Maybe you are Doug Rich.

367
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,871
Is that why I'm not
getting any jobs?

368
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,374
You're causing me
to be unemployed.

369
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:18,711
You're causing the supply
of Doug Rich to greatly exceed
the demand for Doug Rich.

370
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,681
Yeah. That's it.

371
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,884
Why is there no air in here?
Come on, Ma.

372
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:29,822
- We're getting out of here.
- Mr. Rich. She's not covered
without a day release form.

373
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,891
We're going.

374
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,826
Thank you, Doug.

375
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,700
This is great.

376
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,670
This is a great idea.
This is a great idea.

377
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,439
We're just gonna
get some air.

378
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,908
[ Inhales Deeply ]

379
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,378
You all right there, Ma?

380
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,114
[ Inhales Deeply ]

381
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,684
Isn't this fun, Ma?

382
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,720
Okay. I'll put that--
Here we go.

383
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,790
We're gonna get some air.
I bet you like this air.

384
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,593
This is real air, Mom.
[ Moans ]

385
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:10,397
Got ya. I got ya.

386
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,932
I got ya.
Okay. This is fun, huh?

387
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:18,571
Down.
[ Mutters ]
Watch your head there.

388
00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:21,073
Back you go. Whoa.
[ Chuckles ]
Not so far back.

389
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,376
Huh?
You have to go here.

390
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:26,546
It's like a ride.
Here we go.

391
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,681
Okay.

392
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,352
[ Warning Tone Chiming ]

393
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,823
I made some calls.

394
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,791
What?

395
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:47,066
Yeah, yeah.
Excellent plan.

396
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:50,002
Where's Cherien?
Cherien?

397
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,104
Look, what kind of
doctor are you anyway?

398
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,874
Tell me all about that.
Where is Cherien?

399
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,444
No, no, no.
We go to the park.
What about that?

400
00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,046
Do you want to
go to the park?
We could feed the ducks.

401
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:04,917
- Where is Cherien?
- All right. I'll take you
to Cherien, but...

402
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,086
she's changed.

403
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,956
She's changed an awful lot.
More than me.

404
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,991
Okay?

405
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,896
And now...

406
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:21,534
he's living with some skank
in Little Rock with maroon hair.

407
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:25,438
[ Sniffling ]
And "Satan" tattooed
on her neck.

408
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:26,639
[ Sobbing ]

409
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,877
Oh. Hey. Hold that thought.

410
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,546
[ Wayne ]
I need the stuff. Just lattes.
Where the hell have you been?

411
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,682
Got a surprise in the car.
What happened to your suit?

412
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,950
Oh, it's a minor altercation.
It's good. It's good.

413
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:40,520
Really cleared things up.
Everything is totally clear.

414
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,855
This is a bad sign.
That is a very bad sign.

415
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,824
No. It's a great sign,
'cause everything
finally makes sense.

416
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,859
Everything is not
supposed to make sense.

417
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:49,028
If it makes sense
and everything is beautiful--

418
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:52,131
Everything is beautiful.
Okay. You see, now you're
tweakin'. All right?

419
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:55,134
This is very dangerous, Wayne.
All these are just symptoms,
okay?

420
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,704
These are symptoms.
Euphoria, aggression,

421
00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,907
heart palpitations, extreme
sex drive-- all these things
you're feeling right now.

422
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,643
Pretty soon you're gonna crash,
you're gonna get
suicidally depressed,

423
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,879
then you're maybe
gonna feel like there's bugs
crawling all over your skin.

424
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:09,882
Oh, I'm so glad you're better.
I was all worried.

425
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:12,051
Kimmie.
Oh. Oh.

426
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,787
I once ate bad herring,
and I had the trots for a week.
[ Chuckles ]

427
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,223
Oh, God. That means so much.

428
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:20,727
I mean, so many people don't
give a shit about Doug Rich.
Okay. That's--

429
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,595
[ Dahlia ] Okay. That's enough.
[ Wayne ]
Mmm!

430
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,731
Oh.
That's enough.

431
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,700
[ Grunts ]
Sorry. I'm experiencing
extreme sex drive.

432
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:30,202
Get in your office now.

433
00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:32,839
Okay. Now, what are you doing?

434
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,642
- Are you trying to blow
this whole thing to hell?
- How do you like it,

435
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:38,545
watching someone
you love self-destruct?

436
00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:42,649
This is your brain on drugs.

437
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:45,151
I feel so close to you now.
There's no more bullshit.
No lying.

438
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,219
Would you just put
your pants back on, please?

439
00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:51,223
I can't.
This is extreme sex drive.
I love you!

440
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:54,026
Wayne, this is the meth talking.
You know what's happening
right now?

441
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,729
You're gettin'
a big release of dopamine
in your prefrontal cortex.

442
00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:59,131
That's makes two of us.
Get off me.
Get a grip on yourself!

443
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,834
I am not using.

444
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,670
Yeah? I'm supposed to
believe that?

445
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:06,539
Oh, my God. Why?
Do I look like you now?
That what you think?

446
00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,608
You think I'm all runnin'
around with the crazy eyes,

447
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,677
humpin' the secretary,
rantin' about Squanto?

448
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,845
No. I'm trying to keep
a goddamn job together.

449
00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:15,682
I'm trying to keep this
together, Wayne.
Do I seem like I am using?

450
00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:19,586
Why would I think that?
Did Hugh give you pills?

451
00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:23,089
No, Wayne. No, he did not.
Yeah, but he knew.
You told him.

452
00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:26,593
Everybody knew, Wayne.
It was goddamned obvious.
I never lied, okay?

453
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:30,029
Are you gettin' me?
You are the only person
who did not know,

454
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:32,098
because you were too busy
lying to yourself.

455
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,266
Because, Wayne,
that is what you do.

456
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:42,174
You stuff everything
down, Wayne.

457
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,577
You try and make everything
look pretty.

458
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,779
I think that's why you dragged
us here to Edenfalls,

459
00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:50,016
so we could live in this
glittery pretend world
and pretend to be happy.

460
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,220
You want me to be happy?

461
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:57,624
Huh? Then let me do drugs.

462
00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,634
I thought we were
in this together.

463
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,673
Did you drive here?

464
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:16,776
[ Grunts ]
Your mother's in the car.

465
00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:20,880
No. Don't go out there.
No, Wayne.

466
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,215
I liberated her
from the nursing home.

467
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,352
Look. She's completely senile.
You gotta go down
and say you're Cherien.

468
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,955
She won't go until she knows
that Cherien is here. Cherien!
Shush!

469
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:32,191
Be quiet.
[ Sniffles ]

470
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:35,261
Stay here.
Do not move.

471
00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:37,196
I'm gonna go deal with
the old lady.

472
00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:45,171
Uh, he--

473
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:47,073
He had an allergic reaction.

474
00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:51,678
To his pants?

475
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,081
Just don't let him
leave the office.

476
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,118
You could go buff.

477
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:03,222
Buff or ecru.
Or you could even go oatmeal.

478
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:06,726
And you can do
the whole thing for 500?

479
00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:09,095
Seeing as you're
a preferred customer.

480
00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:16,435
So, Doug Rich
is a lawyer for a real
estate company, huh?

481
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,905
Uh-huh. Shoes.
[ Groans ]

482
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:20,873
Oh. I'm sorry.

483
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,842
Sorry.

484
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:28,314
And his real estate company
screwed you out of $10 million?

485
00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:30,783
That's right.
Because of the legal action
I filed against them.

486
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:32,885
Why'd you file
a legal action?

487
00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:35,254
Because they caused me
irreparable harm
and loss of limb.

488
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,825
Loss of limb?

489
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:41,093
No. Not my foot.
I broke that on a stair.

490
00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:44,964
I-It's still clearly attached
to my body. You know what?
I don't care to discuss it.

491
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,133
Please use the stain remover
sparingly.

492
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,270
[ Squirting ]

493
00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:55,407
It was your arm,
wasn't it?

494
00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:58,477
I believe I just said
that I didn't care
to discuss it.

495
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:01,380
And now you're ruining my shag.
You know what?

496
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:04,416
My paint's fine.
I do not need new paint.
You are free to go.

497
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:09,455
And if you don't get
those stains off my carpet,
I will sue your ass.

498
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,458
[ Sighs ]

499
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,869
Oh, Jesus Christ.

500
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,741
Hi, Mama. Hi.

501
00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:32,178
Oh, my goodness. Look at you.
Don't you look fine?

502
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,947
Now, you might not
even recognize me.

503
00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,083
It's been a long time
since we've seen each other.

504
00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:40,052
I've had an extreme
makeover. Okay?

505
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,457
I'm gonna take you back
to the nursing home, honey.

506
00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:50,329
[ Woman ]
Wanna go get some lunch?
[ Woman #2 ] Oh, I'd love to.

507
00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:55,134
Ah. Here we go.

508
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,770
All right.

509
00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,738
All right.

510
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,075
Oh, boy.

511
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:09,248
Well, I've had
a personal setback today.

512
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,124
Thanks for that.

513
00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,837
Doug's gone crazy.

514
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,538
I think he might have
fried his brain.

515
00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:40,479
Your hand is warm.

516
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,985
It's nice and warm.

517
00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:52,825
Kind of nice having a mama.

518
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:54,994
Even a bullshit one
like you.

519
00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:03,936
I'm just kind of
freaked out, you know?

520
00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:06,472
I'm scared he might
jump off a building
when he crashes or...

521
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,507
try and drink himself
to death because, you know,

522
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,542
that's what you do
when you try
and numb the crash.

523
00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,182
Oh, my God.
This is so wrong.

524
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:20,486
I don't know what I'm doin'.

525
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:23,890
I'm not supposed to be
the strong one. I'm not.

526
00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:28,294
You're not Cherien.

527
00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:35,434
[ Phone Rings In Distance ]

528
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,369
[ Chattering ]

529
00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:42,408
I'm sorry, Doug,
but since you're here,

530
00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:45,044
the REIT has some questions
about the documents.
What?

531
00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:47,113
They're kind of waiting.
Fine.

532
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,281
[ Spitting ]

533
00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:52,051
Well, of course
I'm Cherien.
Y--

534
00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:54,553
You know?
Don't you recognize
your own daughter?

535
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,089
You really are senile, Mom.

536
00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:59,458
You're not Cherien. No.

537
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:08,134
I'll have
a grande mochaccino.

538
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:11,470
Ooh. I gotta get you back
to the nursing home, honey.

539
00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:15,074
You know, I have to pee.
Okay. Well, you can pee
at the nursing home, hon.

540
00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:17,276
I have to pee.

541
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:20,046
I have to pee!
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't pee now.

542
00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:22,614
I'll take you to my house.
You can pee there, okay? Okay?

543
00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:28,087
You're not Cherien.

544
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,623
Cherien's a bitch.

545
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,662
[ Sniffs ]

546
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,601
Oh.
[ Clears Throat ]
There's, uh--

547
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:48,007
Uh, there's no provision in
these contracts for our offer
to be contingent on inspection.

548
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:54,346
You-- You-- You are
the head of Legal, right?

549
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:57,683
Am I? Is that who I am?

550
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,655
I'm not sure
what's real anymore.

551
00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:06,192
I don't think
the bugs are.

552
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:09,028
You know,

553
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:12,031
we run and we run
and we run,

554
00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:14,333
and we-- we feel
we're getting closer
to what we want,

555
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:19,338
but really we're just
trying to pay
the $19,876.74 a month.

556
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:22,508
I feel ya.
Try being divorced.

557
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,710
Double everything.

558
00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:27,479
Try being divorced twice.
Is that who we are?

559
00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:29,548
Is that what's gonna be
on my tombstone?

560
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:33,585
"Here lies a guy
who came up with
19,876.74 a month"?

561
00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:36,355
I grew up in
a Jesuit orphanage.

562
00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:38,024
Is this what the brothers
educated me for?

563
00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:48,067
I don't even remember
what I was supposed to want.

564
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,208
If I don't have Dahlia--

565
00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:13,459
[ Dahlia ]
Okay. Hold on,
'cause we are almost there.

566
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:16,528
Just in here.
Hi. We're home.

567
00:33:16,562 --> 00:33:19,731
She's senile.

568
00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:24,036
You're not Cherien.
She's mostly senile.

569
00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:28,274
It's Cherien's mom.
But I thought she was
in a nursing home.

570
00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:32,044
- Yeah. Your dad set her free.
- Hey, Grandma.

571
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:34,680
Yeah. Grandma's
gonna go pee-pee,

572
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:37,649
and then we're gonna
go back to the nice
nursing home real fast.

573
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:40,386
See, I thought
both our grandmas were dead.
[ Dahlia ] Okay. Here you go.

574
00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:42,754
It's a miracle.

575
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:45,491
[ Cell Phone Buzzing, Chirping ]

576
00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:49,528
Oh, Wayne. Wayne?

577
00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:53,432
Cherien, it's Kimmie.
Doug walked out of the office.
I couldn't stop him.

578
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:56,302
And he was wearing his pants.
Oh, Jesus Christ.

579
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:01,373
Oh, Wayne, please don't
do anything stupid, honey.

580
00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:04,443
Wayne? Wayne?

581
00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:07,646
Wayne. Oh, shit.
Dad didn't come home, did he?

582
00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:10,116
I thought Dad
was at work.
Told you he was gonna quit.

583
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:12,451
Okay. Now you listen to me.

584
00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:14,686
You do not do
anything stupid, okay?

585
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,655
Don't get in
any fights, please.

586
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:19,191
And do not drive anywhere.
[ Thuds ]

587
00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:20,826
[ Sam ]
Mom, I think Grandma
fell in the bathroom.

588
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:25,664
[ Knocks ]

589
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,834
Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.

590
00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:31,570
It has been...

591
00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:36,408
22 years...

592
00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:41,613
since my last confession,
and I have done
a shitload of meth.

593
00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:45,417
[ Exhales ]
Uh, my name is Doug.

594
00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:50,522
No.

595
00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:52,691
My name is Wayne.

596
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,693
Wayne Malloy.

597
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,597
Okay. Let's get you
in your wheelchair.

598
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,867
Ooh. Careful there. Okay. Let's
get you back to the nursing
home, sweetheart. Okay?

599
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,703
You're not Cherien.
No. I know, sweetheart.

600
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:08,374
I made some calls.
Okay. Who'd you call?

601
00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:10,442
Did you call
the nursing home?

602
00:35:10,476 --> 00:35:12,611
Well, they're not gonna
believe you, sweetheart.

603
00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:14,513
I mean, you know,
you're a senile old lady.

604
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,848
Who'd you call?

605
00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:19,418
She didn't call the cops,
did she?

606
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,653
[ Chuckles ]
You're not Cherien.

607
00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:23,755
[ Woman On TV ]
Now, let me tell you
something, ladies.

608
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,857
This product really works.

609
00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:29,561
Her doing meth--
it's because I failed her.

610
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,831
That's why I came here.

611
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:35,601
I thought if I could
build her a castle,

612
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,869
a whole new life here
in Edenfalls, then--

613
00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:39,738
then I'd make it up to her.

614
00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:44,476
What a crock of shit.

615
00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:50,582
I wa--
I want to rip off my skin.

616
00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:53,685
I want to drink so much,
I can't even remember who I am.

617
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,654
I want to die.

618
00:35:58,324 --> 00:35:59,758
I want more meth.

619
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,830
God, you must think
I'm such an asshole.

620
00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:06,798
No. Of course not.

621
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:09,768
You're in a lot of pain.
It's the human condition.

622
00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,938
We're all flawed, Wayne.

623
00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:15,207
Uh, wow.

624
00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:18,210
I mean, wow.
Uh, thanks.

625
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,746
I understand how you feel.

626
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:23,649
I'm having something of
an existential crisis myself.

627
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,917
You're an existentialist
priest?

628
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,920
I'm quitting the priesthood.
Next week is my last week.

629
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,789
I don't believe
in God anymore.

630
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,660
Oh, what bad timing.

631
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:39,231
Stain's all scrubbed out now,
ma'am, so I'll just be
on my way.

632
00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:42,334
Oh. Okay. Thank you.

633
00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:45,671
Look. I'm sorry if I bit
your head off earlier.

634
00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:49,508
Oh, it's a sensitive
topic, ma'am.

635
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,710
I can see that.

636
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:54,380
So, Doug Rich--
he really screwed you over
on that paint job, huh?

637
00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:56,415
He can suck shit in hell
for all I care.

638
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,821
That's Everett.
He's my husband.

639
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:09,961
So you must really
hate him, huh?
Your husband?

640
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:14,466
Doug Rich.
Oh, uh, yeah.

641
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:17,803
Yeah. I-- Yeah.

642
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:22,308
Do you? He screwed you
out of $10 million.
You must hate his guts.

643
00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:24,910
Probably want to
kill him.
Oh. No.

644
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:29,014
[ Chuckles ] No. No. I--
I wouldn't dream of killing him.
That would be awful.

645
00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:32,451
I did once think of
running him over when
he was mowing his lawn,

646
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:36,021
but I was very angry
that day, and I would never
really do that, of course.

647
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:39,858
You know, the thing
about killin'... is, uh--

648
00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:45,764
My daddy passed recently,

649
00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:48,500
and I realized that
once a person is dead,

650
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,838
things are always
up in the air.

651
00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:55,707
It's like time stands still
since the day they died.

652
00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:59,345
Plus they come to you
when you're asleep.

653
00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:02,047
My arm does that.

654
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,750
When I dream of it,
it's still attached.

655
00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:11,022
Can I touch it?

656
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,793
I'm sorry.
Uh, I just, uh--

657
00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:18,897
I'm kind of mechanical,
uh, and I ain't never seen
no mechanical arm before.

658
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:24,035
You wouldn't be disgusted?
Oh, no.

659
00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:31,910
[ Whirring ]

660
00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:37,816
Wow.

661
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,654
That's some solid
craftsmanship.

662
00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:52,664
They didn't scrimp
on them joints.

663
00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:55,701
I hope you weren't shocked
by what I said...

664
00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,670
about, you know,
killing Doug.

665
00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:01,607
I didn't mean it.
I just have very strong
feelings. That's all I meant.

666
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,810
Yeah. I know how it is.
I've felt like that sometimes.

667
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,817
Would you like to
stay for supper?

668
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:15,454
** [ Speakers: Blues ]

669
00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:22,994
Keep thinking
about Squanto.
[ Grunts ]

670
00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:25,130
What an asshole.

671
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,533
Upwardly mobile
son of a bitch.
Mmm.

672
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:30,001
Spoke fluent English.

673
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,103
Played everybody.
Mm-hmm.

674
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,947
[ Woman On TV ]
All you're going to need
is this one product, ladies.

675
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:45,150
Just one product.
It has only minerals
from the earth.

676
00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:47,986
[ Di Di Imitating
Engine Sounds ]

677
00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,193
And this color will stay on for
the next five hours, guaranteed.

678
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:58,497
You know, I kind of
always wanted a grandma.

679
00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:01,467
No. No. Don't do that.
We're taking her back tomorrow.

680
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:06,472
I know that.
I'm just saying she's just
kind of easy to talk to.

681
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:08,940
She even held my hand
there for a second.

682
00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:11,710
So you g--
you talked to her about us?
That's great. Di Di!

683
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,846
Calm down, Cael.
She doesn't even
understand anything, okay?

684
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,215
I'll have a grande mochaccino.

685
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,451
Mom, Grandma wants
another mochaccino.

686
00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:23,021
Mama. Geez.
I just fixed you one.

687
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:26,758
[ Cell Phone Buzzing, Chirping ]

688
00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:30,596
Wayne,
where the hell are you?

689
00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:32,498
** [ Speakers: Blues ]

690
00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,769
[ Chattering ]

691
00:40:39,538 --> 00:40:41,172
[ Man ]
Oh, it breaks my heart.

692
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,677
I can't drive.

693
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:49,681
Father Jeff took the bus.

694
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:53,218
I want to die.

695
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:57,055
It's gonna go away
after a while.

696
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,527
Is this how you felt?

697
00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:07,566
Yeah.

698
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:12,237
I'm so sorry.

699
00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:15,874
Yeah.

700
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,843
Oh, man.

701
00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:21,012
I was so ashamed, Wayne.

702
00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,550
I couldn't tell you.

703
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:32,157
I wanted to make you
this beautiful life.

704
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,860
[ Chuckles ]

705
00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:39,931
But it's not real.

706
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,611
Come on. Let's go.

707
00:41:58,083 --> 00:42:00,085
You don't want your shoes?
No.

708
00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:02,520
No? Okay.
[ Mutters ]

709
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:08,093
[ Murmurs ]
My buttons are falling off.
What?

710
00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:11,262
My buttons are falling off.
Your but-- Okay. Let me see.
Let me see. Let me see.

711
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,535
You scared the shit
out of me today.

712
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:24,142
All I could picture was you
lyin' dead in some hospital
somewhere from an overdose.

713
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:27,646
Oh.
[ Sniffles ]

714
00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:33,719
Hey. Are we big enough
for this life?

715
00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:36,722
Are we big enough
for this crazy world
we found ourself in?

716
00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:38,624
'Cause I don't know.

717
00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:42,027
I've messed up
your whole life.

718
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,963
[ Chuckles ]

719
00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,998
Yeah. You have.

720
00:42:47,032 --> 00:42:49,935
[ Chuckles ]

721
00:42:49,968 --> 00:42:51,903
Baby,

722
00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:56,775
all I ever wanted was
a messed-up life with you.

723
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,315
Without you,

724
00:43:08,687 --> 00:43:11,623
I can't do my buttons.

725
00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:13,358
[ Dahlia Laughs ]

726
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,965
Mmm.
[ Chuckles ]

727
00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:22,400
You're so--
I want to go home.

728
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:25,403
You're so pathetic.
Come here.

729
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,338
** [ Continues ]

730
00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:31,209
** [ Fades ]