1 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,573 I thought Tracy was getting here at noon. 2 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:07,241 Movie stars move at their own pace, Liz. 3 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:08,576 We have to accommodate them. 4 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:10,278 Yeah, well, a lot of people are still upset 5 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:11,579 about Tracy joining the show. 6 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:12,580 That's not my problem. 7 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,248 I have other things on my plate. 8 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:15,683 You hear about that chemical factory explosion 9 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,351 outside of Colorado Springs? 10 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:18,552 No. Good. 11 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:19,620 (man) All right, here he comes. 12 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,255 I just think when it comes to this whole Tracy thing, 13 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:23,057 it's best to tread lightly. 14 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:26,460 [band playing Celebration] 15 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,162 No, no, no. 16 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,163 Stop, stop. 17 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,498 Stop, stop. 18 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:31,765 It's just us. 19 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:36,570 Lemon, to tread lightly is your job. 20 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:39,573 My job is to keep Tracy Jordan happy. 21 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,209 Girls, girls, girls. 22 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:43,211 Let's save it for Mr. Jordan. 23 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,746 Studio 68 is where we do The Girlie Show. 24 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,115 Did you all see Tracy Jordan 25 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,282 make a special appearance the other night? 26 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:49,283 Wasn't that exciting? 27 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:50,218 That is what we 28 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,653 in the show business like to call a "cameo." 29 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:57,291 Hey, this is the star of The Girlie Show, 30 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:58,292 Jenna Maroney. 31 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,293 [clapping] 32 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,594 Hi. Thank you. 33 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:03,697 [hip-hop music] 34 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,201 How do you feel, NBC tour? 35 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,636 'Cause you look good, 36 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,338 like a solid gold candy bar! 37 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:12,373 [cheering and applause] 38 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,242 Where else do you have those piercings on your body? 39 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,210 (man) This is it, everybody. Here he comes. 40 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:18,546 [band playing Celebration] 41 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,680 (Jack) Stop, stop, stop. 42 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,315 It's only Jenna. 43 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:22,183 (man) All right, it's just Jenna. 44 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:25,153 (Jack) How you doing, Jenna? 45 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,758 [laughing] 46 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:33,694 (Toofer) Okay, I mean granted, 47 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,264 Tracy Jordan has some commercial appeal, 48 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,266 but within his remunerative body of work 49 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,733 there's just nothing of value. 50 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,269 What are you talking about? 51 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,770 Did you ever see his stand-up? 52 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,272 (Tracy) Give up the butt, ladies. 53 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,607 Give up the butt. 54 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,342 [people laughing and clapping] 55 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,744 (man) This is it, I mean it. Here he comes. 56 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,747 [band playing Celebration] 57 00:01:53,781 --> 00:02:00,321 * 58 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:02,323 He's an imbecile. 59 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,658 Well, he's our imbecile now. 60 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:11,699 * 61 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,269 I'm just surprised he's still got his shirt-- 62 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:16,304 Oh, there it goes. 63 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,745 Jack! 64 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,580 Oh, my goodness! 65 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,449 It's good to see you again, brother. 66 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,251 It's good to see you again. 67 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,585 Oh, that is fantastic. 68 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,421 You have to teach me that handshake one day. 69 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:36,257 Listen, Tracy, if there's anything you need, 70 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,426 anything, you come to me. 71 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,594 Come on, Jack, you know I'm the kid. 72 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,596 I'm easy like Sunday morning. 73 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:43,597 Don't look at me! 74 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:45,299 Do not look at me in the eyes. 75 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,268 (Jack) Do not look at Mr. Jordan! 76 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,270 Do not look at him in the eye. 77 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,275 Just look away. 78 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,176 Look away. 79 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,303 (Liz) Tracy, this is our producer, Pete. 80 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,304 (Pete) Hey! 81 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,305 Hey, Pete. 82 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,906 You smoke weed, right, Pete? 83 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,708 Uh... 84 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:28,709 No. 85 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,010 Yeah, me neither. 86 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,545 Me and you, Pete. 87 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:32,546 Me and you. 88 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,547 (Jack) Pete. 89 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:34,548 Good to see you. 90 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:35,816 Is it? Oh, good. 91 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,017 It's good to see you too. 92 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,019 'Cause that means I'm not fired anymore. 93 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,854 I wasn't gonna mention that. 94 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:41,855 But I did. 95 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:45,526 And now I'm talking about it. 96 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,227 Relax your balls, Pete. 97 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,333 Hey, everybody. 98 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,802 Tracy Jordan's here. 99 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,837 [applause] 100 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,707 Don't just sit there. 101 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,674 Come and give me some sugar. 102 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:01,975 No, thank you. 103 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,611 Well if you ever want to piss off your parents, 104 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:04,645 you come see me. 105 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,680 Right this way, Tracy. 106 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,549 This is Tim Grandy. He's from Bowie, Maryland. 107 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,851 Rachel Baze, she just got engaged. 108 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,686 Josh Girard, he got 760 on his SATs. 109 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,322 Graduated from SUNY Courtland. 110 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,689 Frank Rossitano has every copy 111 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:16,757 of Black Tail magazine ever published. 112 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,992 J.D. Lutz, thyroid problem. 113 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,694 James Spurlock, but we call him Toofer, 114 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,330 because with him you get a "Two for One," 115 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:23,864 he's a black guy and a Harvard guy. 116 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,466 And, of course, you know Lemon. 117 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:27,468 How did you do that? 118 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,537 It's my job. 119 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:30,704 Jerry from set design. 120 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,640 Wally, cue cards. 121 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,007 Rupert Murdoch. 122 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,009 Melinda Gates. 123 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,011 Ziggy from the cartoon Ziggy. 124 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,013 Anthony Pellicano. 125 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,383 Heidi Klum. 126 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,784 The guy that sleeps with Heidi Klum. 127 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,719 This man's a genius. 128 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,690 Let me just say, I'm excited to be here. 129 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,559 It's an honor for you to meet me. 130 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,727 I've got a lot of characters I'm ready to bust out. 131 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,429 I got a character named Biscuit. 132 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:56,897 Write that up. 133 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,499 Got a another character named Raylondo, 134 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,335 who's a two-foot tall Spanish hustler. 135 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:02,336 Glasses, 136 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,871 I want you to write that one. 137 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,739 Got another character named Ching Chong, 138 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,107 who loves to play Ping Pong. 139 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,576 I just made that up 140 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:09,643 right now. 141 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:10,644 'Cause that's how I flow. 142 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,446 Now I'm up for anything. 143 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,716 I thought me and you could play Seinfeld and Bill Cos-- 144 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,785 No. I don't like that. 145 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,731 (Liz) How you doing? 146 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,800 There is no way I am working with that guy! 147 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,869 Do you know that he once got arrested 148 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,371 for walking naked through LaGuardia? 149 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:40,708 And that he once fell asleep on Ted Danson's roof? 150 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,511 Yeah, Tracy has mental health issues-- 151 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,446 He bit Dakota Fanning on the face! 152 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,916 When you hear his version, she was kind of asking for it. 153 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:53,387 I can't even believe that you are doing this to me. 154 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,689 Listen, I understand that this is tough for you. 155 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,957 But what did I tell you? 156 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,459 Not to freak out? 157 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,259 Right. And what else? 158 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,994 Stop falling in love with gay guys? 159 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,163 About this. 160 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,132 That you're looking out for me. 161 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,133 But it doesn't seem-- 162 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,568 Jenna, I'm your friend. 163 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,570 I'm not going to let anything happen to you. 164 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:12,473 This show is called The Girlie Show, and you are the girl. 165 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:15,042 Nothing is going to change that. 166 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,143 Okay. 167 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,450 [gasping] 168 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,154 [gasping] 169 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,923 [screaming] 170 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:32,626 [sighing] 171 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:33,794 Glaub mir. 172 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,896 Diese "Advantium Microwaves" sind die beste. 173 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:40,468 How could you change the name of my show without telling me? 174 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,703 Detlev, I'm gonna have to call you back. 175 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,704 Yeah, wunderbar. 176 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,039 [chuckles] Plowchops. 177 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:50,210 The Girlie Show is now T.G.S. with Tracy Jordan? 178 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,580 It tested very well with the focus groups. 179 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:53,581 (Alex) If you say you like it, 180 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,782 you can have some pizza. 181 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,584 You people like pizza? 182 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,886 You need to tell Jenna that this whole thing was your idea 183 00:06:58,919 --> 00:06:59,853 and that I didn't know anything about it, 184 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,122 and that she should be mad at you, not me. 185 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,190 Oh, sure. 186 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,125 Then we could sit around and braid each other's hair 187 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,126 until we get our periods 188 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,795 at the same time. 189 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:08,562 Look, Lemon, you're a supervisor. 190 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,063 These people are not your friends. 191 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,499 Yes, they are my friends. 192 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,734 No, they're your employees. 193 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,868 (Liz) Well one of my employees 194 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:15,869 is extremely mad at me. 195 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:16,904 Will you talk to her? 196 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,773 No, because then you're not gonna learn anything. 197 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:22,009 You have to manage these people, Lemon. 198 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,010 It's your show. 199 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:23,844 You have the tools. 200 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:24,912 Now get out there and build the house, 201 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,815 add on a pool, and throw yourself into the deep end. 202 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:28,816 What if I can't swim? 203 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:31,218 Then I'll do what my father did when I was two. 204 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,120 Lure you to the edge of the pool with a puppy, 205 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,121 and push you in. 206 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,223 Yikes. 207 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,191 Fine, I'll figure it out. 208 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,593 We're gonna be shooting some promos 209 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,562 in an hour underneath the new sign. 210 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:45,766 So have your people... write some stuff. 211 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,739 So I said, "Rick, this chick's got an Adam's apple." 212 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,807 And Rick said to me, I'll never forget this. 213 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:54,875 He said, 214 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:58,211 "Freaky deakies need love too. 215 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,247 Freaky deakies need love too." 216 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,985 Charming. 217 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,721 So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable? 218 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,657 I'm doing good. 219 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,725 Unh-unh. Superman does good. 220 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,594 You're doing well. 221 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:16,797 You need to study your grammar, son. 222 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:19,600 Wow. 223 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,969 That was embarrassing for you. 224 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,774 I don't even have lines in these promos. 225 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,576 It's all Tracy, he doesn't even mention me. 226 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,744 I'll fix that. Just stay calm. 227 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:31,779 Stay calm? 228 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,080 They changed the name of the show. 229 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,848 You said that you were looking out for me. 230 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,817 I am. I will handle it. 231 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,754 Lemon, Lemon. 232 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:41,722 Can I be real with you? 233 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,223 Yeah. 234 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:46,193 I haven't had a real job in like two years. 235 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,728 I'm not used to all these-- 236 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:49,329 These cue cards and all of that. 237 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,864 Don't worry about the cue cards. 238 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,065 Look, you have two lines. Just say, 239 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,734 "Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, 240 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,736 I'm bringing the black back to NBC." 241 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,605 I'm proud as a peacock, baby." 242 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,039 You don't even need these. 243 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,908 You're right. 244 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,075 I got this! 245 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,344 Thanks for looking out for me, Lemon. 246 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,879 I'm gonna crush it. 247 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:09,282 Show these people how a movie star does it. 248 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:13,821 A little to your right, 249 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:14,955 Tracy. 250 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:19,860 Okay, here we go. 251 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,262 In three, two-- 252 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:26,033 Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan and I'm bringing the black back to NBC. 253 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,769 And I'm proud as a peacork, baby. 254 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,638 That's great, Tracy, but it's peacock. 255 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:31,639 What did I say? 256 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:32,773 Peacork. 257 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,908 Peacock. Think peacock. 258 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,610 Right, Jenna? 259 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,612 In three, two-- 260 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,213 Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, 261 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,382 and I'm bringing the black back to NBC. 262 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,052 And I'm proud as a pea cock, baby. 263 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,319 Okay. 264 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,722 That time I think you may have hit it a little bit too hard. 265 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:51,825 Also, can you throw Jenna's name in there for me? 266 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,296 In three, two-- 267 00:09:56,329 --> 00:10:00,100 Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, and I'm bringing the black back to NBC. 268 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,335 Right, Jenna Mulvaney? 269 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,637 Maroney. Rhymes with Baloney. 270 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:04,504 Here we go. 271 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,707 (stage director) In three, two-- 272 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:10,410 Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, and I'm bringing the black back to NBC. 273 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,045 And I'm proud as a peacock. 274 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,213 Right, Mabaloney? 275 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,081 (Liz) Nope. 276 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,817 (stage director) In three, two-- 277 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,920 Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan. I'm black, NBC. 278 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,089 Very proud, like peacocks. 279 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,423 Right, Janet? 280 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,892 I think we got it. 281 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,794 I think we got it. 282 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,298 Yeah, I think we did. 283 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,334 Okay, that was beyond insulting. 284 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,036 The guy doesn't even know my name. 285 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,738 Why do you love him so much? 286 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,440 No, no, no, no! I don't love him. 287 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,242 Donaghy loves him. That's it. 288 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,077 Pete can't stand him, Toofer thinks he's an idiot. 289 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,245 Even Cerie says he's a pig. 290 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,080 Frank likes his movies. 291 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,249 Frank also loves that video of the monkey 292 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,317 smelling his own butt. 293 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,685 Mmm. 294 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,420 Nobody wants Tracy Jordan here 295 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,890 except for certified non-genius Jack Donaghy. 296 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,760 Sorry to interrupt, Ms. Maroney, 297 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,929 but the sound guys want their microphone back. 298 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,797 So everyone can...? 299 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,866 (man on speakers) Hear everything you are saying. Yes, ma'am. 300 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,801 Oh my God. I didn't use the N word, did I? 301 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,069 (man on speakers) Oh, no, no, no, Miss Maroney, you did not. 302 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,070 (Jenna on speakers) Oh, good. 303 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,004 I mean, I never would, 304 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,205 but, you know-- Jenna, take the mic off! 305 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,206 Sorry. 306 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,875 [microphone static] 307 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,210 (Liz) Oh, my God. 308 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,779 That was bad, right? 309 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,680 It wasn't great. 310 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,751 Jack Donaghy wants to see you. 311 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,252 No, no, no. Tell him I'm very busy. 312 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,087 Come in, she's very busy. 313 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,791 Mr. Donaghy, I sincerely apologize. 314 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,059 I'm so embarrassed. 315 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,393 I guess you must be embarrassed 316 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,828 if you're hiding in the storage closet. 317 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,730 This is my office. 318 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:37,898 Really? 319 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:38,932 I see you bring 320 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,468 a little feminine magic to everything you touch. 321 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,771 How did it go with Tracy Jordan when you apologized? 322 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,806 I didn't think I needed to talk to him. 323 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,108 I mean, he's not my friend, he's my employee. 324 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,744 No, he's not your employee, he's your product. 325 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,913 Like it or not, you're in the Tracy Jordan business now. 326 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,115 And when you screw the pooch the way you did today, 327 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:58,118 it's your responsibility to get in there and make things right. 328 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,953 How do I do that? 329 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,789 I don't know. 330 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:02,790 I'm a non-genius. 331 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:03,824 (Liz) I'm really sorry! 332 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,828 (woman on PA) Lunch break, that's a lunch break. 333 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,262 Back in 30 minutes. 334 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:13,333 Tracy, I hope I didn't hurt your feelings before. 335 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,802 Please. 336 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,103 You can't hurt me. 337 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,938 I did stand-up on the road. 338 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,907 A crowd once threw a motorcycle at me. 339 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,776 Good, 'cause, you know, I'm just trying to calm Jenna down. 340 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,112 'Cause she's kinda paranoid and neurotic, 341 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,248 and your being is just bringing out all of her crazy. 342 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,283 Please don't think that everyone hates you. 343 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,785 Pete thinks that everybody's an idiot. 344 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,387 Especially Frank, whoan idiot. 345 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,289 Josh is just jealous 'cause you're gonna get 346 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,791 more screen time than him. 347 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,893 And Toofer's just afraid of black people. 348 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:40,894 Which one is Toofer? 349 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,529 The black guy. Oh. 350 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,798 My point is, don't worry about them. 351 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:48,068 You are the only person that the network cares about. 352 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,136 Ms. Lemon? 353 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,270 I just wanted to let you know 354 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,839 y'all are on the monitors right now. 355 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,106 Everyone can-- 356 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,507 Hear you and see you. Yes, ma'am. 357 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,846 Son of a mother! 358 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,447 Paranoid? 359 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,183 Well, that just confirms all my suspicions. 360 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,852 Sorry, everybody. 361 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,373 Hey, buddies. 362 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,177 All right, I deserve that. 363 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,845 But I didn't say anything about you guys 364 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,046 that I wouldn't have said to your faces. 365 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,384 Fine. The important thing is don't take this out on Tracy-- 366 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,152 That dude sucks! 367 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,521 Okay, are we going to talk about this like adults, 368 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,858 or are you just gonna throw things at me? 369 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,026 All right. 370 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:49,496 Okay, fine. Get it out of your system. 371 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,864 Nothing that plugs in, you guys! 372 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,900 Nothing that could really hurt me! 373 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,210 Hello. 374 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,212 Lemon. 375 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,984 How are things in the deep end? 376 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,352 Fine. 377 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,422 The staff is meshing together well? 378 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,891 Oh, yes, yeah. 379 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:18,926 Good. 380 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,428 I'm counting on you. 381 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,941 [video game sounds] 382 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,343 We got to do something. 383 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,246 Let's crash my car to see if the air-bags go off. 384 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,148 Let me explain what I'm talking about first. 385 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,117 Everybody is mad. At us. 386 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,119 Mostly mad at you. 387 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,320 Yeah, well, that's because Donaghy threw me 388 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,655 into the deep end of a pool 389 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,323 that I didn't even want to build in the first place! 390 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,025 Look, I'm just saying, 391 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,260 we both screwed up today. 392 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,463 I think we should make nice and buy everybody some pizzas 393 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,331 and some soft drinks-- Nah, nah, nah. 394 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,500 This is what we're gonna do, Lemon. 395 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,369 You're going to get everybody on my yacht. 396 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,171 Harbor cruise. Drinks. 397 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,338 Togetherness. 398 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,207 That's great. You have a yacht? 399 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,208 I got a yacht. 400 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,342 I got a solid gold jet-ski. 401 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,078 Two Batmobiles. 402 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,180 The AIDS monkey's bones... 403 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,454 (Tracy) Welcome! 404 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:24,657 Welcome to your fantasy! 405 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,360 We're both hosting. The ice cream bar was my idea. 406 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,130 This is surprisingly tasteful. 407 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:30,930 (Tracy) Oh, yeah. 408 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,366 I've taken this boat many places. 409 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,969 Miami, Tokyo, Denver. 410 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,470 What does that mean, Avanti Domani? 411 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,471 What? 412 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,007 The name of the boat. 413 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,409 Oh, that's Spanish for "remember your mother." 414 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,576 No, I don't think it is. 415 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,114 Hello, boys. I brought champagne. 416 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,115 I'm so glad you came. 417 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,249 Get away from me. 418 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,750 (Tracy) My Baloney! Look at you. 419 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,685 Wow. Yeah, thanks. 420 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,221 Let me make you a drink. 421 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:57,224 You love apple martinis, right? 422 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,526 Yes, how did you know that? 423 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,593 I read your interview 424 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,429 in Amtrak Magazine. 425 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,297 Really? You saw that? 426 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,365 Mm-hmm. Wow. 427 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,667 Did you know that all the writers in that magazine 428 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,701 are also conductors? 429 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,037 I didn't know that. 430 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,105 Hey, Toofer, see if I got any schnapps. 431 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,341 Good gravy. 432 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,675 This is a Dunwoody '62. 433 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,377 It's for you. Take it, my friend. 434 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,680 (Toofer) Thank you. 435 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,683 [hip-hop music] 436 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:29,056 * 437 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,524 That is just wasteful. 438 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,694 I hear you sing. 439 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,229 I didn't know that. 440 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,364 Why don't you sing something for me? 441 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,365 Oh, no. 442 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,167 Nobody wants to hear that. 443 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,234 I do. 444 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:45,305 * Some folks like to get away, take a holiday * 445 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,340 * from the neighborhood 446 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:51,044 * Hop a flight to Miami Beach * 447 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:55,348 * or to Hollywood... 448 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,750 Let's get out of here. 449 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,187 Is that a real song? 450 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:05,292 [relaxing jazz music] 451 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,526 It's going well, right? 452 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,395 It has to, it has to go well. 453 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,697 Relax, everybody's having a great time. 454 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,798 How's Jenna? 455 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,233 Furious and drunk. 456 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,501 But at least she's getting along with Tracy. 457 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,536 Well, he does know how to throw a party. 458 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,338 Think we're ever gonna leave the dock? 459 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,406 I don't know. 460 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,374 The engines have been running for like three hours. 461 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,375 [engines making grinding noise] 462 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,177 (Tracy) Hey, hey! 463 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,178 Grizz! 464 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,479 Grizz, don't wreck this boat! 465 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,149 Grizz is driving the boat? 466 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,251 Don't worry. He was in the Navy. 467 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,288 [grinding noise] 468 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:45,365 I got one, I got one. Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Cosby! 469 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,400 What's the deal with pudding? 470 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,836 I'm Bill Cosby. Jell-o! Sweaters! 471 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,438 [all laughing loudly] 472 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,873 Whoo! Yeah! 473 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,408 (man) That doesn't even sound like the Cos. 474 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,376 I'm gotta go lay down. 475 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,412 (man) Got you on that one, man. 476 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,715 He got you again, man. Get better references. 477 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,252 Tracy, thank you so much for doing this. 478 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,519 You totally saved me. 479 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,720 You don't have to thank me, Lemon. 480 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,722 We're a team now. Like Batman and Robin. 481 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,691 Like chicken and a chicken container. 482 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,560 Hey, where's your bathroom? 483 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,561 Second door on the right. 484 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,431 (man) All right, let's do another one. 485 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,742 That's weird. 486 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,748 Wow! 487 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,887 Por favor, no me dueles. 488 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,189 Me llamo María. 489 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,290 What? 490 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,392 Please calling Ted and Nancy Peabody. 491 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,495 You tell Who Dat Ninja is on the boat. 492 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,729 What are you saying? 493 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,498 Tracy Jordan is on the boat. 494 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,566 He no see me. I hidden from him. 495 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,601 I hide from him. 496 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:57,804 Oh, my God. 497 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,340 It's Spanish for, "Remember Your Mother." 498 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,774 I've taken this boat to Denver. 499 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,909 You can have that scotch. 500 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,278 Grizz was in the Navy! 501 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,214 It's not his boat! 502 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,450 (man on bullhorn) Sir, you need to disembark immediately. 503 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,651 This is not his boat! 504 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,220 We gotta get off this thing! 505 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,587 This is not his boat! 506 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,289 Disembark immediately. 507 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,791 Is this your boat? 508 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,494 (officer) Disembark immediately. 509 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,302 Run! Jump! Get out of here! 510 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,445 [elevator bell] 511 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,286 Good morning. 512 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,820 Morning. 513 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,390 Okay, you were right. 514 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,724 I'm sorry? 515 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,726 I can't do this. I can't manage these people. 516 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,262 It was a disaster. 517 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,429 What are you talking about? 518 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,598 Everybody loved your little Lemon party. 519 00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,732 I think it brings the team together 520 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:00,733 like a harrowing experience. 521 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,734 You pulled it off. 522 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,570 Really? They bonded. 523 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,405 Good job. 524 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,739 Okay. 525 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,276 I guess now I just have to read about how Tracy Jordan 526 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,877 tried to steal a boat. 527 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,111 No, I took care of that. 528 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,414 The Peabodys will be getting some free rides on the NBC jet. 529 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:15,815 There won't be anything in the papers at all. 530 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:16,816 Really? 531 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,485 What about this? 532 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,254 Well, I had to give them something. 533 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,722 Ugh. 534 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,392 Don't worry. She's gonna love it. 535 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,660 That's just insulting. 536 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,029 Liz, Liz, did you see me in the Post? 537 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,565 Oh, my God, it's so embarrassing. 538 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:33,600 Look how thin I look. 539 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,901 And look how many emails I've gotten. 540 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,737 It's not even 8:00 AM in L.A. 541 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:38,871 Should I call Stern? 542 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,907 You're welcome.