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- Previously on
queen of Jordan...
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- Don't tell me I can't sing.
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What the have you ever done?
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Who the are the Beatles?
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- I know what you said about me.
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- Please. I don't
even think about you.
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You're nothing.
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- I know the photo shoot
for Randi's dog's funeral
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is the wrong place
to tell you this,
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but I'm going to Africa.
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- It's my way till payday.
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D'Fwan, glue in
the business weave.
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I have an important
meeting with Jack Donaghy
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from NBC today.
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- D'Fwan forgot his catchphrase.
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- Since Tracy is off
helping people in Africa,
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I finally have a
chance to focus on me.
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That is why I'm launching
my music career.
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It has been my
dream to be a singer
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ever since I was a little...
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Drunk the other day and
rented out a recording space.
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- Oh, Angie, thank
you for coming in.
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NBC could not be happier...
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About queen of Jordan.
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For the first time
in six months,
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we beat all the
music choice channels
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except, of course, Latin beats.
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- Well, Angie's thinking
of the next move now.
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As you know, my single
"my single is dropping"
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is dropping.
- What's happening?
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- My single is called
"my single is dropping"
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and it's dropping.
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- Angie, "my single is dropping"
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is the reason I wanted
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the three of us to meet.
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With Tracy gone,
TGS will be airing
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another "best of" special.
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- Actually, legal says we
can't use the word "best."
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- Either way,
the studio is free,
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so I thought we would have
your release party there.
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You would perform and Lemon here
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will help you put it together.
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- What? No. I
thought we were here
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to talk about getting
Tracy back from Africa.
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- Look, I love Tracy.
But he is work.
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- Angie, look what
the banister did to me!
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- Do know how much
of my time he wastes?
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- Let's role play.
- Tracy, we're gonna be late!
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Our boat exploded.
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- With Tracy away, it's
time to let Angie be the star.
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I hope Tracy doesn't
come home for months.
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- Months? No. We can't
make it that long without Tracy.
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You can't do this.
- Are you giving me orders?
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Am I the waiter?
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Is this the restaurant
that I'm opening up
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with Dennis rodman and Webster?
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- No. I just thought you
would be on my side.
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"Yes, we can."
Obama '08, remember?
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- Look, this is
a very complic...
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Oh!
- Oh!
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- As an executive of
Kabletown and NBC universal
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I am ordering you
not to use that footage.
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John Francis Donaghy.
Verbal signature.
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- Angie's single release
party is tomorrow night.
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It seems like the perfect
place for me to reveal
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my shocking, secret past.
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- No, we're not writing
a tearful admission
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about you being a
call girl in Delaware.
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Write it yourself.
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- For your information,
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I am a Christian illiterate,
so that's not an option.
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- You know what,
I'm not getting sucked
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into your crazy
reality show nonsense.
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- Liz, I'm so mad at
you for that thing you did.
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Am I trying to instigate fights
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by throwing wine at
people just to get on camera
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and maybe also promote
my new lifestyle web site:
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Jennas-side.com?
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Of course not.
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I mean, is wine throwing
something that even gets you
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on a reality show?
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- God, Jenna, I told you
not to buy that domain name.
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Say it out loud.
- Jennas-side. Genocide.
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I'm not hearing it, Liz.
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- Hey, guess who's
getting out of jail.
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- I don't know. But I hope
they didn't collect $200.
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- Lynn Onkman. Remember her?
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- Oh, sure, that hot
teacher from queens
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who had an affair
with her student.
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- Oh, my god.
Check out this picture.
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Frank, is that you?
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- You never said you were
in Lynn Onkman's class.
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- Sure, I did. What?
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- Do you know the kid
she had an affair with?
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- No. Yes. I don't
know. Shut up.
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- It was you.
- I don't want to talk about it.
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- Well done, sir.
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- Guys, a teacher preying
on a student is wrong...
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- Yeah.
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- If the teacher is male
and the student is female.
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What happened to
Frank is awesome.
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Standing ovation.
- You don't understand!
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It was love! We were in love!
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- I need to look
good for my party.
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And I refuse to wear
anything in my size
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or appropriate for my age.
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- Lemon, a word.
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- Ham.
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- Wow. If only Tracy were here,
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he'd be, like, "damn, woman,
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I want to make
love to your neck."
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- Don't do impressions
of other races.
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- Roger that, Angie.
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- I'm in charge of setting
up for Angie's party.
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'Cause I'm not just
a gay hairdresser.
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I'm also a homosexual
party planner.
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- Mr. D'Fwan, party
city does not sell
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giant see-through clocks
or strap-on Pegasus wings,
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so I got this paper
pineapple instead.
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- Hey, girlfriends.
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Why don't we all
have some drinks
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and talk about how I
think Portia has no class.
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- Yeah, you heard me, Portia.
- Uh-uh.
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I will not be in the same
room as that woman.
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- Is this about what
happened in Atlantic city?
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I didn't say it.
- You did.
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- I didn't say it.
- You did.
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- I didn't say it!
- You did!
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- I didn't say it.
- You did.
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- Excuse me. I'm looking
for Francis Rossitano.
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- Oh, snap. That's Lynn Onkman.
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Portia reads the papers.
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- Mrs. Onkman?
- Frank R?
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- Yeah.
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- Michael. Are you back on meth?
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- Mm-hmm. No. Why? You got some?
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Think fast.
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Nice catch, Dotcom.
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- I'm sick of being
disrespected by that man.
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Sick of it.
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- Yeah. I was an
athlete. Very graceful.
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Sports stories? I got some.
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- Uh, I'm meeting my
friend Greg for lunch.
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- Again?
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- When I was at Princeton,
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I played baseball and football.
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And back then, football
players went both ways.
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- Really? So you went both ways?
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- Yeah. We all
did. It was the '70s.
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- So when you played baseball,
were you ever on the DL?
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- Yeah. I was on the DL
most of my junior year.
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- Mm. DL can
mean "disabled list."
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But it can also mean
"down low" or "secretly gay."
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Which one was
Jack talking about?
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- When we were on the DL,
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we spent most of our
time in the whirlpool
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getting rubbed down.
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- You were a switch-hitter?
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- Switch-hitter.
Pitcher. Catcher.
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Whatever the boys needed.
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I think I made my point.
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- I drank all the throwing wine
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and I have something
to say to Portia.
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I know what you said about me.
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- Good. Because I'm
concerned about you.
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Even though we just met, I
can tell you're an alcoholic.
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- Come on, Portia.
I want to fight.
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- I have battled my own
demons and you need help.
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- No. I don't need any help.
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I am in denial about my disease.
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And I don't know what
would change that.
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Drunk actor brainstorm.
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I'm going to make Pete
host an intervention for me.
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It'll be all about
Jenna. Drama. Crying.
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The beauty of redemption.
Perhaps a song.
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This is the best day of my life.
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I'm sorry.
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You want me to perform in this?
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- Yeah. You're Amy Grant
from the "baby baby" video.
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The one where the man
likes her at the carnival.
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- That's some white nonsense.
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- Too bad Tracy's not
here to take your side.
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He'd be, like, "damn
you, Liz Lemon."
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- We discussed this, Elizabeth.
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- Yes. Uh, anyway,
I've got the auditions
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for your backup dancers.
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- Good. 'Cause I'm looking
for dancers who can dance
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for 15 seconds 'cause
that's how long my song is.
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What? That's my wedding video.
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- Oh, no. I must've
mixed up the DVD discs.
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Agh! Well, we'll just
have to watch it anyway
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and see what feelings arise.
- Angie, just start!
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- Are you wearing
handcuffs, Tracy?
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- Can my friend cheese come
with us on our honeymoon?
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- What?
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- Okay, I should've
watched that first.
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- Do you see how
exhausting that man can be?
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- Yes. He has his flaws.
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But I know you
two love each other.
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- Yeah. And with him gone,
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our relationship has
never been better.
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So he can stay in Africa
for as long as he wants.
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I'm on Angie time now.
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- Frank and Lynn's
story really moved me.
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So I let them have
their reunion date
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at the stripaerobics studio I
bought with the money I got
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after that cop shot me.
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- What else did
you miss in prison?
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Oh, they kept remaking the hulk
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and it kept getting worse.
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Could we talk about something
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other than comic book movies?
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- Sure. Yeah, uh...
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- I thought about you
a lot while I was away.
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And I still remember
the... the moment
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when we fell in love.
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- You were administering
a scoliosis test to the class
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and you lingered on my spine.
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- Frank, why did
you bring me here?
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And who's that woman?
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- A friend. Continue.
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- I'm sorry, but I couldn't
bring you to my place.
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My mom's there and she
still wants you to rot in hell.
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- You live with your mother?
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- Yeah. Otherwise who
would wake me up for work?
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- What's wrong?
- Oh, Frank.
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The boy I fell in love with
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was the most
amazing eighth-grader
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that I've ever met.
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And I couldn't wait
to meet the man
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that that boy became,
but you haven't grown.
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You're still talking
about superheroes
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and video games
and why Seth Logan
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shouldn't have played
the green something.
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- Hornet. Yeah. And it's Rogen.
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- It's like you're stuck.
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- Oh. I wonder why I'm stuck.
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What could've happened
to me when I was 14
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to make me never
want to grow up?
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- Inside voice, Frank.
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And I refuse to take
the blame for that.
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I lost everything
to be with you.
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- Well, this is who I am.
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If you don't like it
then what's the point?
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Now may I be dismissed? Okay.
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- I thought this was a
meeting to discuss your spinoff
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where you do matchmaking
for wealthy dogs.
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- I lied.
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00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,848
D'Fwan thinks that maybe
you're not being true to your you.
250
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,850
I know what it's
like to live a lie.
251
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,186
I used to be in the military.
252
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,414
But I was unfairly thrown
out because I went berserk
253
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,438
around all those dudes
and tried to bang everybody.
254
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,901
- It has come to my attention
255
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,513
that some of what
I said yesterday
256
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,905
may have been misconstrued.
257
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,357
"Going both ways" in football
258
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,409
means playing
offense and defense.
259
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,329
And there is nothing gay
about the Princeton fight song.
260
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:30,416
♪ Oh, the merry men of
Princeton are charging up the rear ♪
261
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,211
♪ holding all the balls... ♪
Okay, I hear it now.
262
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,798
Regardless, I'm
not gay or clumsy.
263
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,093
So your little show has nothing
with which to embarrass me.
264
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,887
That was the chair.
265
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,265
Here. I'll show you.
266
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,231
It was the chair.
267
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,360
- What is this?
268
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,738
- Jenna, everyone here
loves you very much.
269
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,390
But because of your drinking,
we feel like we're losing you.
270
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,160
- Is this an intervention?
271
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,732
- We all agree
it's gone too far.
272
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:12,083
Kenneth. Richard
Esposito. Your two psychics.
273
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,335
- Wait. You're seeing
another psychic?
274
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:19,382
I mean, I knew that.
- No! I am not doing this!
275
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,552
I'm leaving! Read your letters.
276
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,595
- Jenna, everyone
has written you letters
277
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:25,972
that they'd like to share.
278
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,392
- "Miss Maroney, your addiction
has negatively affected me
279
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,227
"in the following ways.
280
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,479
"Number one, I was so worried,
281
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,274
I forgot to write the
rest of this letter."
282
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:39,902
Thank you.
283
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:45,533
I mean...
284
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,913
- Webster, we need to
talk. Your check didn't clear.
285
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,005
.
286
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,459
- 'Scuse me. Is
that my computer?
287
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:58,838
- No, I was just... No,
pinwheel. Not now.
288
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,341
- Are you on my email? Are
you emailing my husband?
289
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:02,632
- I can explain.
290
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,428
I'm asleep right now and I
think that that's my computer.
291
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,722
Gah. Huh? Whuh? Where am I?
292
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,266
- "Tracy, as your wife, I'm
ordering you to come home."
293
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,810
- I know this looks bad.
- "The kids need you.
294
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,605
And I want to give you
all the sex things you like."
295
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,217
- You don't have
to read any more.
296
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,000
- "For instance,
doing it across the bed
297
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:19,692
instead of up and down."
298
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,584
- Saw that in a movie.
- "Come home now."
299
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,780
"Sho 'nuff, Angie." Sho 'nuff?
300
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,573
- It's a first draft.
301
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,534
- Are you trying to trick
Tracy into coming home?
302
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,621
Were you trying to trick
me with my wedding video?
303
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,957
Listen, you're not
in charge. I am.
304
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:38,461
Mind your own business.
- Yeah, well, Tracy is my... ow.
305
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,213
- There's more
where this came from.
306
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,924
I'm contractually obligated
to pull out some bitch's weave
307
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,343
eight more times this season.
308
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:49,597
- It's not a weave. Gah.
309
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:06,948
- ♪ It's the beauty
of redemption ♪
310
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,384
- Jenna, will you
accept the help
311
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,408
we're offering you today?
312
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,201
- Of course.
313
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:14,580
Today is the first day
of the rest of my life.
314
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,254
- Jenna, this is Charles. He
has his Van waiting outside.
315
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,546
- How nice.
316
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,113
- He's gonna take
you to the airport
317
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,340
and then fly with you
318
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:29,220
to the alternatives treatment
center in Minnesota.
319
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:33,599
- Well, of course, 'cause
that's how interventions end.
320
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,393
And I can't back out now
321
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,270
otherwise they
can't use any of this.
322
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:38,563
Oh, god.
323
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,481
- Anyway, that's why I did it.
324
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,191
One: To see the
fear in her eyes.
325
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,193
And two: Without Tracy or Jenna,
326
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,365
we can file a claim against
the show's insurance
327
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,364
and keep getting
paid without working.
328
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:52,368
So this is kind of the
best day of my life.
329
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,539
- After my second husband
shot me the second time,
330
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,500
I realized that love is
the most important thing
331
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,752
in the world.
332
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,548
I just hope Frank
does the right thing.
333
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,758
Oh, Frank.
334
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,178
How did you know where I work?
335
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,780
- It's one of the
benefits of being in love
336
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,056
with a registered sex offender.
337
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,560
- Frank, about what happened
at Randi's strippercise studio...
338
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:22,106
- no. You were right. I
have been afraid to grow up.
339
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,942
- Well, what are you doing?
340
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,403
- I'm throwing out my kid stuff.
341
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,964
I want to become the
man you waited for.
342
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:29,447
The man you helped cheat
343
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,699
on the presidential
physical fitness test.
344
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,886
- Well, if you didn't get
better at the shuttle run,
345
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,078
they were gonna put
you in the hospital.
346
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,247
Oh, no. That's your
favorite. You can't.
347
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:42,084
- Skeletor's not my
favorite. You are.
348
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,464
- Are you throwing
toys in the fryer?
349
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:47,757
You're fired, Onkman.
350
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,176
Now give me a waiver to sign.
351
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:55,598
The world has to be educated
about blurry face syndrome.
352
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,519
- Angie's changed her hairstyle
since this last photo was taken
353
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:03,648
and D'Fwan is a
queer-fectionist.
354
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,193
- Wow. She gets a whole window?
355
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,154
Wait. What used to be there?
356
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,002
- Oh, Angie, a queen
of Jordan indeed.
357
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,088
Muah.
- Nnn.
358
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:31,509
Jack, I also suffer from
irritable bowel syndrome.
359
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,555
- It was the chair. Oh.
360
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,824
- I hope you're not this
clumsy on the dance floor.
361
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,351
- I am not clumsy.
- You know why you're so tense?
362
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,643
It's 'cause you have a
secret locked up inside you.
363
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,605
A man-sex secret.
364
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,566
- You know what, I give up.
365
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,485
If this idiotic show
insists on portraying me
366
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,488
as some clumsy,
gay flatulent, so be it.
367
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,241
I am extremely secure
in my athleticism,
368
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,785
my masculinity, and
my rectal integrity.
369
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,538
- Mm-hmm.
- "Mm-hmm," indeed, D'Fwan.
370
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,248
I know who I am.
371
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:06,752
So if you want to dance,
it would be my pleasure.
372
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,557
- Yeah, he's straight.
That boy cannot dance.
373
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:23,352
- I know what D'Fwan
said about me and it is on.
374
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,021
I'm a superb dancer.
375
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,523
At Princeton, I played Maria
in an all-male production
376
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,192
of West Side story
377
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:34,322
oh, forget it. You people should
be ashamed of yourselves.
378
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,157
- Ah.
379
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,729
- Jenna, what are
you doing here?
380
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,577
You're supposed
to be on a plane.
381
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,869
- I explained to Charles
that I was just pretending
382
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,290
to be an alcoholic
to get on camera.
383
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,167
And we laughed.
384
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,628
And he said I can
drink as much as I want.
385
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,339
So cheers to good friends.
386
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,299
- You... you're insane!
387
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,593
In the lobby, she pulled
a wrench out of her purse,
388
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,553
hit me over the head.
389
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,085
- I will never go to Minnesota.
390
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,931
- "My single is dropping"
391
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,059
is not just about
a single dropping.
392
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,603
It's about a woman
learning to fly.
393
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:09,231
A woman who doesn't
need a man or anybody
394
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,234
except Josh at Sidney
Bernstein management,
395
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,926
Sidney at Josh
Bernstein accounting.
396
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,351
- Shut up, Angie. Just shut up!
397
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,699
I'm sick of your selfishness.
People's jobs are at sake.
398
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,244
- I'm selfish? You are a joke.
399
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,537
And everybody thinks so.
400
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,331
- Let me talk. I am talking.
401
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,263
Will you let me talk?
Can I talk for once?
402
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,751
You need to call Tracy right now
403
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,544
because I know
that he is your man,
404
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,254
but he is my man too.
405
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,465
And TGS is my family.
406
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:39,095
And my family is
thick as thieves.
407
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:42,098
Now who here wants
to teach me how to fight?
408
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,727
- Attention everyone.
409
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,896
I found a glove in the elevator.
410
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:53,401
If anyone is missing a glove,
I may have found your glove.
411
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,737
- Angie, I'm so sorry. I
didn't mean to make you cry.
412
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:02,284
- No. It's not you,
Liz Lemon. It's them.
413
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,871
I miss my weird love,
but he won't come back.
414
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,456
- What?
415
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,709
- I've been trying to
get Tracy to come back
416
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,878
ever since he
left, but he won't.
417
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,881
So I sit and act like
this is what I want.
418
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,260
But what I really want is
for everything to go back
419
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,512
to the way it used to be.
420
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,156
I just want to wake
up in the morning
421
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,267
and look over at
my husband asleep...
422
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,893
On our neighbor's roof.
423
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,771
- But if you can't get him
to come back, who can?
424
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,183
What if he never comes back?
425
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,151
What is going to
happen to all of us?
426
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,738
- Wait. You know
what, this is my glove.
427
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:42,575
If anyone sees another glove,
I've lost one of my gloves.
428
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,618
Thank you.
429
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,957
- Next week on
queen of Jordan...
430
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:54,003
I challenge you
to a dance contest.
431
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,923
Whoo!
432
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:02,011
- You'll never get me, Charles.
433
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,072
- Why are you mad at me?
- Because of what you said.
434
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,557
- I never said it.
435
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,851
- It was the chair
because I only pass gas
436
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:12,480
once a year for an hour atop
a mountain in Switzerland.
437
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,899
Oh, god.
438
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,196
- Oh, brother.